Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #167 | 4.20.21

Episode Date: April 20, 2021

Shingles, Fuck Lungs, Turner Williams Jr, Skunk Ape, Hypertrophy, Nite Lite, Personal Bandana, Knox Mitchell, J Soliday, João Orecchia & Sicker Man, and Nate Trier + Encym

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. It's a good label, too. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kasims. We're going to play some Kasims. That's a big Bayshon-esque number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kasims. They hear me like...

We're going to play some Kasims. They're like years later. We're going to play some Kasims. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything happens. We're going to play some Kasims. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape.

Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Kazab Podcast episode number... Dave, you've got to get the episode number for me. I know what special episode it is, but I don't know what episode number it is. Can you quickly get that for me? Guys, I'd like to hear what you think about drugs.

167, did you say? 167. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 167. Special episode because it's the... Oh, I hate drugs. It's the 420 episode. What? It's the big smoke out

all the stone all the stone it does feel I do feel kind of like a weird old man doing a 420 episode when like weed is just legal now basically

and it's like it seems kind of silly to do it but I'll tell you what man I still think it's cool. Did you really smoke a joint? I want to play all ganja stuff all bad boy ganja stuff. Well I didn't know that. How did you not know that? I don't know I got a few tapes here by

maybe some people will pop up later on in the episode maybe they'll play our classic tape label or weed strain quiz it's a fan which is a fan favorite but I think I can start off I'll tell you what since you guys don't have what it takes to really do

a 420 to really like get down with a sickness I kind of mine is kind of that's what it is Mike it's a sickness I have one get in there dave dave's crushing his back yeah dave what are you doing man i see the skin flying all over like a like a looney tunes it's a metal one yeah it's a metal one yeah that was a rake that's not

a back scratcher telescopic oh my god well it came from you know those like zen those sand zen garden things i think dave got one of those for christmas and then he's using the rake as a back scratcher It came from, you know, those Zen, those sand Zen garden things. I think Dave got one of those for Christmas and then he's using the rake as a back scratcher. I think personally, I can see it says Home Depot on it. And I just think it's just your, it's just a garden rake. It's just a garden rake. If he handed it to me, you would see that it's a regular size rake. I see what you're saying. It's optical.

This is, yeah. Optical illusion. Yeah, this is an optical illusion. But let me get back to this tape, because I have a tape that's so sticky-icky. Alright, by the way, yeah, if I put this on the ground and you stepped on it, it would definitely whack you right in the face.

The handle would definitely whack you right in the face. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, my God. Don't, when we're doing this in person again, please don't place your back scratchers all around my house and have me just walking around just fucking like whacking myself in the head with them.

I got this shingles tape. Obviously, we're going to play a shingles tape, right? Jesse DeRosa runs Bake Tapes. This is a tape on his label, bake tapes. It came out. I don't know that one. You've never seen this one? It's got a dog on the cover. That dog's running through a field of the greenest marijuana leaves

you have ever done seen. Is that a German shepherd? You've never seen this one? That's a cop. You think this is a cop dog? You think this is a bust dog? Oh, it's a cop dog. You think this is a bust? Look how happy he is. Oh, man. You hate to see it happen.

He's happy because he's going to be putting drugs on the table when he gets back. You hate to see a good boy do that. But all cops are bastards, including the dogs. But we don't know if this particular dog in this field is a cop or not. My uncle's a cop, dude. It's a cobra. But this is a cover. This is two covers.

It's a cover of I Want to Get High by Cypress Hill and Because I Got High by Afro Man. Good pairing. With Jesse just ripping the EVI, ripping the stinkosizers. Taking a bubble bath with my synthesizer. Yeah, they're perfect. They're perfect. Nice. I don't know when it came out.

So let's go on this adventure together. Who's next? I'm just going to go. You go, Dave. All right, I'll play some of this fuck lungs tape, which I think is kind of... What? Fuck lungs? Why do you have to play one with that cursus well I mean

this is kind of I guess 420ish why because of the fuck the lungs because your lungs get fucked up yeah yeah okay Dave you got it see joe joe are you are you paying attention yeah this is on already dead tapes tapes called tooth but it's spelled

2th okay all right yeah it says they did a little play i see what they did it's got a little cartoon on the cover oh that's tight smoky a little. Like a smoky path and a couple people like... Landscape, yeah. Yeah. I was going to say, it's like if you're familiar with Eaterdown, that style, it's like a wide shot of that. It's got kind of like a comic book kind of art vibe to it.

Yeah. Keep in mind, I'm looking over the computer, Dave, so don't drag me on this. I'm doing the best I can. You describe it. You have can. You describe it. You have it. You describe it. I just did.

But you were talking over me, so nobody heard it. This reminds me of some sort of video game. It's two dudes, Kurt Oren and Joe Hess. I think we've maybe gotten some Kurt Oren tapes before. It's like Yaz. Some free Yaz. Oh, this is Yaz. Yeah, and every track on here is two minutes long.

Exactly two minutes long. Wow. How did they do it? How did they figure out how to do that? Stopwatch. They had a stopwatch. Dynamite. Hold on. They had a stopwatch. They had dynamite hold on

they had a stopwatch they had dynamite they went to the studio with dynamite that had two minute fuses on it and they would start the song light the fuse and the dynamite would blow up the power supply at the studio

and then they would just do that over that's a stupid idea it's right here cost a fortune trust, and I know that's not really what happened. It's worth the cost of fortune. Yeah. Trust fund, kids. I know that's not true. I know you're making it up. But on the real, how do, when you buy dynamite,

how do you tell them, like, how long you want the fuse? Are you like, I want it so I can get, like, two minutes away and I'm pretty fast. How long of a dynamite fuse do I need? I think the fuses are like attachments at the top. What do you mean? Like they're interchangeable? Well, you're like, yeah, they're like, what do you want?

And then that's like you said, two minutes and it attaches to the top. Oh, and it's got the two minutes worth of strength. They're modular. Yeah, they're modular. Dynamite is modular. They used to come with an extra, extra, extra long fuse that would wrap around it like 400 times. Put wires in different places.

And then you just cut it to size. And then throw away the rest? You just use it as twine for, you know, if you've got to haul something in your trunk. What were we talking about? Fuck lungs. Yeah, fuck lungs. Fuck lungs.

Yeah, so every track is two minutes long. How do they do that? Exactly two minutes long. 120 do they do that? Exactly two minutes long. 120 seconds. I just told you. You guys ever watch this? I actually discovered a lot of music from that show, 120 seconds.

Oh, me too. You've seen Black on Black printing, right? Of course. I'm in the industry. I've seen it all. I'm pretty sure this is white on white. Ooh. This looks like white to me.

Yeah, it looks just like white. I can't see it. I can't tell, Dave. The camera just can't pick it up to settle these. We don't have the technology yet. Look across the top. There's no, there's no, nah, nah. My eyes are going crazy.

We just simply don't have the technology to see white printing on a white shell over Zoom yet. We're just not there yet. I can see it. Well, that's because you're holding it. You're not looking, we're looking through the camera. I'm looking at the screen. Dave, email it to me.

Email it to me and I'll open it and try to show it to you. Well, email it to both of us. Stop putting it closer to the screen. We can't see it. I thought I almost saw it. closer to the screen. We can't see it. I thought I almost saw it. I'm looking at the screen and can see it. I'm having doubts that it's white on white. I think it was like a magic eye thing.

I needed to cross my eyes a little bit. Do it again. Put it back up. I'm playing three tracks from this. One of them is A equals 420. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. Guys, I'd like to hear what you think about

drugs. Very cool. Very cool. Wow. Alright. This one, is this an older one? Is this from like 2019? Something like that? It's a little older I think, yeah. Alright. Joe B. 2019. I fucking nailed that one. What do you got? something like that it's a little older i think yeah all right joe b 2019 all right i fucking nailed that one what do you got i'll play this seasonal seance vernal equinox spring compilation

tape on here here's the only one that i really nailed it on sweet wreath sounds like sweet leaf okay really nailed it on. Sweet Reef. Sounds like Sweet Leaf. Okay. Survey said! I'll give you a half and half. It's a good one. This has got one of those things that I don't think I like,

but maybe I like it. Handwritten stuff. Did you see it? It doesn't look handwritten. That's very nice handwriting, though. You don't think that someone drew that and then it's screen printed on there? It looks very nice, though. It's not like, normally when you're- It looks like a font?

Well, normally, what I mean is, normally when you say a handwritten thing on a tape, you're talking about a black Sharpie. Right. But these are like, what is that? Like a special pen. I can't tell if it's a paint marker or if it's screen printed

is what I'm saying. See what I'm saying? I think it's screen printed because there's a... It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But this label put out like... They do...

They're in love with the seasons, right? They do every season? Yeah, I think they do all the seasons. Wow. Rattle off the seasons. Rattle off all the seasons. Spring, winter, fall, summer. They all kind of look like this, right?

It's kind of, it's living in the zone of, like, letterpress, woodblock, that kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Collage of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Collage of images. And what are they all like? Just total fucking like chill out shit.

Total chill out shit. You know, there's an infinity sign. There's triangles. Oh my God. You know what I mean? Flowers and an egg. An egg. It's like rebirth. Are they doing yoga?

Are anybody doing yoga on it? I don't think there's two three-leaf clovers and radiant lines around the egg. Some sort of avant-folk stuff going on. So a lot of these people are making their own clothes. Yeah, probably make the instruments. Yeah, they always need a ride somewhere. They're never going to get there themselves.

They need a ride to get there. There might be overalls. Oh, shit. If they go full overalls, then you start getting the hillbilly noise at that point. Yeah, it's close. I'm going to play Turner Williams Jr. Due on the briar patch.

All right. And then I think I'm going to close up the block with one more. 2020. I'm going to close up the block with one more 2020 i'm going to play this um remember we played something on um a comp on drongo tapes last time nope yeah you don't remember that dave remember we i'll ask you this you remember the joke denver drongos yeah i i remember okay that was a good bit well that was based on a label called drongo tapes we played something by them well they sent another tape a double guy by skunk ape i wear skunk ape you what i wear skunk ape you wear skunk ape yeah what do you mean? The scent? The like cologne? Oh, I don't know about this.

It's good stuff. Oh, it's good. I get it at Christmas time. It's weird because I wouldn't, and I'm being like, I'm not trying to judge anybody, I just wouldn't think that something called skunk ape that people would want to smell like a skunk or an ape. Well, you always gotta have like a little bit

of something stinky. Yeah. And like when you make colognes and perfumes. Yeah. So cologne culture they like something like it to be a little stinky they want to seek out my circle yeah the yeah this depends yeah yeah what smelly thing that you're like there's a little bit of this in this yeah dave what's your circle starts the conversation you know huh real hipster real hipster at the clone club yeah you're a self-identified go to clone clubs joe that's kind of amateur shit you know

hell yeah carry around like a little leather kind of portfolio with little um of those little testing like little smell tabs that like come in and make a magazine. Oh yeah. Of different colognes. It comes in with it's called a vest in case you didn't know. The portfolio is called a vest. I would think you'd be against the clippings with the paper because they're not pure. No no no

it's not clippings with paper. Oh I thought you were talking about the things you rip out of like magazines no this is we well a vest has a lot of explaining has cuts of suede that are saturated in the sense this is all good to know i like this skunk ape is elliot hansen i believe is the uh the person's name and i believe they also run drongo tapes that's just the information that i have i also have some information here that says the full name of the label and i think i said this last time but i don't remember so i'll just say it now drongo ultra high bias super tapes limited

is the full name of the label. It's a mouthful there. Is that the whole, is that the URL? Is that the whole URL? Oh, I wouldn't even like, yeah, you'd be here all day typing the URL in. This is like an addition to 17, double cassette. Not much on the cover.

It's just like. No, sure isn't. Just two blots, two blops of... Yeah, it's like some... I think that might be Skunk Axe there. It looks like somebody accidentally put two dots on it or like the copier was a little bit dirty when they made mine.

What is art? That's true. What is art? All right, so you ready to play these? Yes. No, wait. Stop. What? I'm not ready. I thought I i was ready i swear i thought i was ready i'm ready now though

look at you know i uh when i was a kid i i uh i inhaled uh frequently that was uh that. That was the point. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go get some food. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. so uh Thank you. ¶¶ so Thank you. so so so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. Let's go. so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. so so Thank you. Hello. Hey, how's it going? Hello. I've got a little bit of the vaccine COVID, but it's good. You're supposed to get the COVID vaccine

you got the vaccine COVID? yes that was your first mistake yeah I had COVID a year ago I either got it at the gym or I got it seeing the Rita twice or I got it at work

all of those seem very likely I'm going to let you know right now it was from seeing the Rita. And absolutely. Yeah. Twice. It absolutely was. Yeah.

I was at the New York gig, which was very packed. And the New Jersey show, which was not as packed, but still packed. I would imagine also the CDC is going to open up gyms way before, or say gym should open way before they say the readers should play again. So like,

yeah. Shingles. I want to get high because I got high on baked tapes. And then Davey boy played the fuck lungs tooth with a very interesting spelling. They did a very good job on already dead. Turner Williams, Jr.

From the seasonal seance. Something about an equinox, something I can't remember what it's called vernal equinox vernal and what was it on on sweet wreath yes and then the skunk ape tape which is called ground hums double tape on drongo ground humps ground come on ground like ground hump stay it's not like grab hump stay and you know it's not. And it's the third time this week you called me up. You keep saying, Mike, you heard about Ground Humpstay? I'm not falling for it. I know there's no such thing.

And we have the show, it weighs a little bit more. My computer weighs a little bit more because there's one extra person on it. Joining us now, Anthony Saunders. Anthony. Hey. Hello. Oh, oh anthony hey how's it going did you think it was funny that i played that i looked all around for one and that was the best one that i could get pretty good day well spent i spent about two hours on it and getting i i send it out to get mastered i got the there's gotta be like a bunch of carmella clips yelling at anthony jr man come on really dropping the ball i know see i knew that

but like i also like already had this one oh anthony i'm not really sure why i had it but when i saw that i had that i stopped right there and i didn't look again um but anthony uh um thanks for for coming by you were saying earlier you have covet now and you're and um but you're still you're still going out you're still mixing it up yeah yeah you're still playing shows talking talking to everybody really close that's cool no i had the vaccine yesterday and uh and i felt great up until 27 hours afterward and then it hit me like a truck and uh but i'm feeling actually i'm feeling all right now so so over this past year you um let me well i'm gonna ask you the first question have you been have you been lifting weight have you been working out that rock hard body years that i'm looking at

that i i know you got a coat on and stuff but i can see what's going on under there yeah look at that look at that that's some like macho man oh you gotta stop that coat you are gonna yeah you're going to Lou Ferrigno that coat, man. No, I know. I got to say, I was in the gym three days a week right up until COVID quarantine. And it's very frustrating because I hit a ridiculous personal best. I did a set of 10 squats at 240 pounds. Like if we'd just gone one week, I was going to try to 75 or even 300. Cause cause like the math on what your like one rep max is based on like a percentage of how many reps you can do of,

of a weight. Uh, and like two 40 was up 50 from my previous best, like a, like that run up up to when COVIDovat killed the gym was my like the strongest i've ever been because i was you would have been i never i never like i never really worked out until like my late 20s and and i didn't really even get strong until i took up like power lifting specifically i used to do these plans that were like 15 different exercises and

i never really mastered any of them. And I just like hit plateau after plateau. And you got to get on. Anthony, you got to get on. You got to master them because you got to get the levels right. Yeah. You got to get the compression right. You got to get the EQ.

Yeah, man. You got to master them. It's very important that my squats sound good in a Prius. My squats. I was squatting close to 325. I was squatting 420 when the gyms closed. I was actually squatting 420 while they

closed and they said, they said, sir, you gotta leave. I was just squatting at the gym before all. I was at the gym. I was squatting. You could have done it. My gym closed. I don't do numbers, man. Oh yeah, Joe doesn't even look. I'm like, Joe, what did you squat today? He's like, I don't do numbers man oh yeah joe doesn't even look he's i'm like joe

what did you squat today he's like i don't know like eight of them yeah well uh the reason why i asked about all this fucking this uh this jock talk not not it not just because i'm you know my body's a bunch of guys just hanging out yeah my body's a temple and i'm gonna fucking take testosterone in this room yeah but um this this new project, Hyper Trophy, which you started, which, is this you on the cover, this muscle man? Unfortunately not, no. You know what they call that?

They call that veining. Veining, yeah. It's very cut. Yeah, I love this. Very low body fat, very high muscle mass. Yeah, so you took the opportunity to finally put some masculinity back in harsh noise

it's like something we've been missing for a while and I've been like let's get some guys just lifting some fucking weights doing some fucking squats and fucking doing feedback you got junk metal on here right or was it junk mail let me check what was it junk metal on here right yep or was it junk mail let me what was it

junk metal uh junk metal the tape loops uh push-ups uh there's like an actual field recording of me doing push-ups on the tape oh hell yeah that's raw man good for you um yeah so i got like i got into um i got into the five basic powerlifting moves, and I started going to the gym three days a week. Hold on, real quick. And it made me realize. Hold on. What? Dave, real quick.

What are the five basic powerlift moves again? Oh, punching, kicking, body slam, suplex, and DDT. Go on, Anthony. Yeah, so I started doing five five by five which is like uh you know power lifting for beginners and i was squatting at the gym three days a week and i just like realized at some point i was like uh that this is extremely fertile ground for a noise project because there's there's there's so much similarity between uh you're like really into power lifting and you're really into harsh noise it's like uh outside of your circle

nobody gives a shit yeah you know like like if you can if you can deadlift 900 pounds who fucking cares yeah like like if you could deadlift 300 pounds people are like, oh, that's a relatable number. That's a lot. But 900 pounds is a fake number. And it's like TEF once said that being really good at harsh noise is like being a regional boggle champion. And I feel like that's a very similar vibe with powerlifting and bodybuilding. And I mean, i love harsh noise i've been uh listening noise for like 30 something years and making noise for 25 years and i was just like when um i came across that word hypertrophy i like that's the opposite of atrophy right

like that's a perfect name for a project. And it sort of just. Oh, wait, is this project not two words, hyper trophy? It's not hyper trophy. Yes. Though in my youth, I would have gotten the trophy for being hyper. So there is like, I do like the word play that's involved there. But it's hypertrophy, like the opposite of atrophy. It's the process by which your

muscles become larger ah i know a lot and then later i found out that k2 has a tape called hypertrophy because of course he does and uh and so this is not an not intentionally a k2 i think there might be another like band all together with that name there is some kind of dance band but i didn't i was like i don't care This is good enough to, it's distinct enough. They're in a different decade on Discogs. Like they're not active. I'm just, I'm just going to use this name. So with, with power lifting and with harsh noise,

which one would you say has more like just dudes pacing back and forth? There's more sitting down and staring at your phone. There's more place, I mean, because it's literally a bench, right, that you're pressing on. So there's more opportunities to sit at the gym than at most basement noise shows. I would say there's probably more

spotting at noise shows. Yeah, people are constantly say there's probably more spotting at noise shows yeah people are constantly spotting you're spotting yes yeah that's uh that's actually one of the uh i want to do a four tape set called gear gear gear gear and it's gear as in steroids gear as in the uh the special outfits you can wear that'll put extra 100 pounds on your lifts there's gear as in the uh the uh like an outfit that a wrestler wears and there's gear as in dod pedals and so so that's like one of the one of the upcoming eventually to be recorded as a four tape set of gear, gear, gear, gear. Do people call steroids gear?

Which is unintentional gear, gear, gear, gear, gear tribute now that I said that out loud. I keep doing this by accident. Did you not know that till right now? I just, I had this in my head, so I didn't hear it. Now that I said gear, gear, gear, gear, it's like, oh, of course. Say it again so we can get a clean one. Gear, gear. No, you got oh say it again so we get a clean one gear gear no you gotta say it all together so no i can't be talking i can't be talking when you're doing it you gotta wait for me to finish and then you can say it and dave you don't say anything either because let him

let's just get a clean he does his bit every episode clean well you know we're not just here for jock talk it is actually speaking of steroids and drugs like that it is 420 and it is which is marijuana's birthday and Anthony

how do you think you would do on the tape label or weed strain quiz? If I, this is a fan favorite, by the way. Everybody loves it and they go nuts for it. I'm going to give you a name that's either going to be a weed strain or a tape label. And you tell me which one it is, okay? And you can ask, you can get one lifeline.

You can ask either Dave or Joe. All right. Are you ready? This is going to be one of the- Does he need my phone number? Yeah, he's going to have to call you because it's phone of Dave. So we'll give out your number later. All right.

Are we ready for the first one? Sure. Rainbow Bridge. Tape label. Tape label. He said tape label with some hesitation, but he is correct. That one is a tape label. I'm not going to be quick enough with all these. I'm going to put those in post for sure. All right. What is the next one? Critical widow.

Oh, that could be either, but I'm going to say tape label. Yeah. And actually all of them could be either. That's one of the rules. And it is not a tape label. Critical Widow is a weed strain. I'm sorry, but you have gotten one wrong. Rare Darkness. Weed strain? Weed strain. Let's see.

I'd hate for him to get enough wrong and then we'd not play the tape. It is weed strain. You got this one right. Very good. Very good. You're moving right along. Very good. Very good. You're moving right along. Industrial Plant. Industrial Plant.

Weed Strain. He's saying Weed Strain. This is number 4 out of 15 by the way, so this is going to go for a while. That is a Weed Strain. You got it. Singapore Sling. That's a movie. Tape label Weed Strain. I do not see a movie. Tape label or wheat strain. I do not see a movie on here, so you're going to...

There might be. Tape label. Tape label, Singapore Sling. You are correct. That is a tape label. Posh Isolation. Tape label. He said that one like he was going to fight me.

Also, Balance of Bastion Lyric. Do you have any tapes on any of these labels yet? I think I have an LP on Posh Isolation, and I'm pretty sure I have something on Rainbow Bridge, but I don't know off the top of my head. Golden Cloud. Weed Strain. Weed Strain, and we are only halfway done here.

It is not a Weed Strain. That is a tape label. Moon mist. And mist is spelled with a Y. Tape label. He's got it. It's a tape label. He's back.

He's back. He's on a tear. Can this one stop him? Norwegian blue. Weed strain. He's saying weed strain from Norwegian blue. Ited String. He's saying Weed String from Norwegian Blue. It is a tape label. See, most of these labels, I don't think they're harsh noise labels.

And I am pretty clued into harsh noise and electroacoustic music. But I'm not clued into all the... I'm generally not clued into the kind of tape labels that sound like Weed String. It's really showing lucid dream i think that's a tape label he thinks it's a table yeah oh you can you can ask dave or joe but you'll just say happy you'll have to spend them how bad what's the percentage that i need to what's the threshold i need to meet and how many have I already? You need to get six, at least six out of nine times 10.

There's 420. You need to get. You got to get this one, right? Oh no. File's done you're saying tape label I'm sorry I'll let you pass it was a weed strain

breath mint breath mint oh that's are you going to put in like a crowd like oh breath mint put out contradiction the greatest power electronic CD of all time now he's just showing off. Tapely, yeah, yeah, yeah. Black

Ice. That could be a harsh noise label. It could. That's definitely a power electronics. If it isn't, it's going to be within the next 10 years. What is it now? It's also a weed

strain, so I'm going to go with weed strain on this one. I'm going to be wrong, and it's going to be very disappointing. No, you got it, man, and you got it. Yes. Bababanga. How's that spelled? B-A-B-A. Use it in a sentence. B-A-B-A-V-A-N-G-A.

Is it one word or two? It's two words. Do you need to know where they split? Yeah, where's the split? The split is after the A, but it's the second A. So, Baba. So, technically, it's also after the first A. Baba Booey, Baba Booey, Baba Booey.

It's after the first A, but it's also after the second A. How many rounds are left in this? What did you say? There's only two more. There's only 25. There's only two more. Okay, so I'm going to have Dave give me a lifeline here. Dave, what is it?

It's the tape label. I actually have some on my shelf right behind me, about two rows down there. You really lucked out getting Dave. Joe, what would you have said, by the way? You just would have walked away, right? And said, fuck this guy? Yeah.

Alien passengers. Thought you would have got it right away. Tape. Tape label. I don't know if I gave it away, but yes, it is a tape label. The last one. This is it. The big one.

Dumpster score. Dumpster score. And this one's for the game. Oh, dumpster score is the... Yeah, that's a tape label. Dumpster score is a tape label. He got it right. What's his final...

Oh, he got 308 out of 420 points, an average of 73.33. Let me see if the... Oh, I hate drugs. Did you really smoke a joint? All right, you got it, Anthony. Is that a C-? What's that? Oh, Anthony. I don't really know.

I think we'll play your tape which I... Why don't you just say the name of the tape? Because I can't say those words either. Sarcoplasmic myofibular which are two different kinds of hypertrophy. There's a little carcass nod with

having the parentheses with a whole bunch of text after it, but I didn't memorize that part. And did he in fact inhale? All right. Well, Anthony Saunders, thanks so much for playing along. Thank you, guys. And having a good time. And you have enjoyed, I don't know if you want COVID,

I don't know if you want to keep having it, but do whatever you want to do. I stay out of people's business. Mazel tov. Mazel tov. Mazel tov. Mazel tov. Have a good day. I'm hoping to be done with this.

Thanks guys. All right. Later on. It was a lot of fun. Bye. Leave the meeting. I'm working on it. Leave the meeting.

We're done with you. This is live. Get out of here. Nice. All right. Well, that was fun. Did really bad though. I got to say. Then it tried was fun. Did really bad, though, I gotta

say. Then it tried to pull off like, well, actually, if this was a harsh noise, the power like, yeah, right. Yeah, right. Get the fuck out of here. All right. Davey boy, you want to go next? Sure. I'll go next. Cool. I will play an oldie but a goodie

on Stunned. This is a nightlight tape from the black and white stun match tape is called marlene and nightlight is a weed strain so i think i hit it out of the park on this one is it really yeah that's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning. This came out while it was recorded anyway in 2011. I don't know if it came out in 2011. I would imagine it's probably close to that. It feels like it's probably close to that. I've had this for a while.

Remember the black and white batch? Oh, the blood when stunned records. Yeah. A real head will remember when stunned records. A real head will remember when a label does. Did you just hear that term like the other day? Because you used it a whole bunch today. a real head will remember when a label does you just hear that term like the other day because you used it a whole bunch today a real head like one of the you like picked up one of your kids at school and you heard them the kids in when they're coming

outside and you're like i like i'm gonna use that yeah like i said my kids in person school joke come on lunatic like me no my mom told me i'm not a real head because i won't go on a cruise with her and i'm so hot and i like are they going on another one i'm going with it you are not all right what are you what are you playing again what did you say nightlight nightlight yes oh but like I was saying about real heads when a label does a black and white batch hooker vision

did it I would I wish I like my milkshakes or a malt I mean for being honest I like a good malt

I love a good malt I don't even know what malt is I like a double malt it's like some kind of like milk and sugar and maybe like,

maybe it has something to do with barley or something. Mothballs? It was just mothballs in a milkshake? No, mothballs. What are you saying? I'm saying mothballs. Malt. Yeah, mothballs.

You put them in your grandma's closet. No. Joby, you got a tape? I do. All right. I'm going to play. I'm not confused. Well, kind of confused.

Always confused. Personal bandana tape. Okay. This time it's, and then dot, dot, dot. It comes in this beautiful, like, O-card case with a cutout. There's a die cut on the O-card. On the cover, it also says Wolford Hulse. Halsey?

Halsey? Woodford Hulse. I think that's the name of the boy who owns it, right? That's like his name tag? His mom writes his name in his underwear and on his tapes? No, I know what that is, Joe B. What is that? That's the name of the label.

That's the name of the label that put it out. Okay. They're really taking center stage there, aren't they? Center the cover i know i mean i've seen like i've commented before also really big on the jesus christ that's enormous impersonal bandanas like real small we're gonna write the name the label it's gonna take up all of the spine and we'll i almost thought it was a split for a minute i was trying to figure it out yeah i'm pretty sure that's the name of the label is going to take up all of the spine. I almost thought it was a split for a minute. I was trying to figure it out. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the name of the label.

Do all of their tapes come in these die-cut O-cards? I don't know. I only have this one. Because I got to say, shout out to the die-cut O-card. Oh, yeah, because it's cool. Because then there's also a die-cut square on the J-card. Oh, really? And then the insert's this little piano key next to it. Yeah, real. And then the insert's this little, like, piano key next to it.

Yeah, real heads will notice the layers. Real heads will notice. But if you're not a real head, you just like, If you're not a real head, if you're not a real head, you probably throw those away

because you thought it was like, packaging for them. Packaging material. All right, that's what I'm going to play. Well, who is this? Who's Personal Bandana?

Oh, Personal Bandana? You don't know about Personal Bandana? It's two dudes. Stinky sizers. Oh, okay. They both got them? Dave Gibson and Travis Thratcher. Okay.

Where are they from? Hmm. You know what? I don't know where they're from. And did you ever find out, does the label, are all their tapes in these intricate cases? I haven't found out yet.

I haven't got my wired, my assistant. I haven't heard back yet. I thought maybe Dave could check in the meantime. Dave, what are you looking at right now? Dilbert strips or something? Dilbert, man. He just got the Calvin and Hobbes book. Yeah.

Which one? You gotta look at it now? The hardcover. The hardcover one. Hardcover anthology, baby. People collect that shit. You don't love Calvin and Hobbes? I never, no, I never got into Calvin Calvin I like when

Calvin Pete is he the one who pees on stuff yeah he does that all the time in the comments so you've never seen the comic yeah he doesn't know the comic is that shit that's not

sanctioned he's in Pete really pain on stuff I'm gonna play one more in this block to obey you gonna play one more and then I have one more to go in which case we're gonna have

one more person come on to do take the thing so I gotta more person come on to do Take the Thing. So I gotta get Anthony's results. To do Take the Thing. Still processing his results. I'm almost done. Okay, good. This one, it's on green records and tapes,

which the green, as you all know is that sticky is that sticky icky the sticky did you really smoke a joint huh that's a funny looking cigarette and this is a

Knox Mitchell split with Interstates etc that came out in 2010 the 93rd release on this label

which I believe Knox Mitchell runs Green Records and Tapes, or ran it. It's probably, who knows if it's still going on. I haven't checked. No way to find out. There's no way. Well, I mean, you gave me shit. It was after asking you to check on something.

You started talking like your secretary wasn't here or something. And all of a sudden, I got a question, and it's like, well, there's no way to check. You can't just look it up. Let's look it up right now. Joe, me and you, let's log on and look.

I can't do it. I build pretty good computers. Um, like I said, this came out in 2010. Uh, the Knox Mitchell side is called internal burns and something you do when you get that sticky icky and you put it in,

like you get like a soda can and you crush it down and then you do when you get that sticky icky and you put it in like you get like a soda can and you crush it down and then you take out your crucifix earring and you use it to put a bunch of holes in it and then you put that sticky green stuff and you burn one that's what they call burn in one still smell the Mary Jane

you go into the bowling alley parking lot and just burn one? Before you backwards skate? Is that how you got the oomph to do a backwards skate, a backwards shuffle? I don't like when people name splits. I think this one is named, I tried to make this, that's what it says on the spine. I think Knox Mitchell, I know interstates etc i know that dude's from ohio i think not knox mitchell is a michigan dude like a weirdo michigan dude

like i've seen a lot of like like andrew coltrane and like um like shit like that on his label and like collabs with people like that so i think i know i think i. I think I got it. Yeah. All right, so you ready to play these four? Wait, I'm not ready. Get ready. Here we go. Dave, are you ready? No. Dave's watching Rush Hour 2.

He's not listening to us. It's good. It is good. I love Jackie Chan, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so I'm going to make a hole in the bottom of the hole. I don't know. I'm going to start. Thank you. so so so so I'm going to go ahead and get the dog. so so so All right. Oh, my God. I'm going to go get some flowers. Ha ha ha! I'm going to go ahead and get my camera. so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thanks. Oh, my God! I'm so terrified! Oh, my God! Help! Help! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. so so um I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Help! so Can you still smell the Mary Jane?

Night, well, no, we didn't. We played, how do you say the name of it? Hypotrophy. Hypotrophy. Hypertrophy. I like saying hypertrophy. And I feel like if you lift enough weights, you'll get one of those.

I thought it worked for it because of like a trophy, like if you lift a lot of weights. Yeah, that makes sense. Then that was a self-release tape. And then that nightlight tape Marlene on stunned personal bandana. What label is that on? Woodford Hulse, my good boy. Yes. It's like Woodford Hulse is just a little gentleman who had just a bit of money that he would like to spend on a tape label, please.

My only thing is my name has to be really big. What is the name of the label again? Dave, I'm glad you asked. It's Woodford Hoss. It should be Woodford Hoss Estates. Woodford Estates. Huh, that's a funny looking cigarette. And then Knox Mitchell split with Interstates Etc.

on that Green records and tapes. I don't like when they say green records and tapes or something. You go green records or you go green tapes and you pick one. That's it. What else are you going to add? You're going to add compact discs. You put out a book. All of a sudden, you're going to add publications to it.

Or, Dave, I think you land on something with that estates bullshit. I think not just woodford halls i think many people can be using their tape label estate afterwards oh yeah yeah um you may have heard some laughter there i i i asked them to be quiet but um jay soliday Jay Soliday how's it going hey it's going alright nice brought you on hey now brought you on because you have this new tape on traced objects yeah

and it's called garble box and I can't figure out for the life of me what the hell that means so we're not going to play it or anything I just wanted to we were talking about like what the hell is a garble box and Dave thought it was like some sort he was like peter frampton used to use it a garble box but what are you doing on actually give joe b some room no you have this new one garble box which will actually also it's blocks not box blocks that there's an l in there that's why i've been saying totally different i've been well i've been saying blocks the whole time so um so i actually yeah i don't know what you've been hearing i've been

saying garble blocks um who where is trace objects from i know you're a chicago guy right he's in ma, I think. I think he's in Portland, Maine. And how'd you get in touch with him all the way? Because you're in Chicago. How did that happen? Internet. You just dialed him?

I want to see if I can get him. Hold on. File's done. Nah, I got something different. Somebody through Twitter. file's done nah i got something different uh somebody i through twitter um i think a while back i posted something about having a bunch of material flying around uh waiting for you know someone to put it out and uh he happened to respond to that. What are you playing on here, like gear-wise? Because it is like very frantic, kind of like zaps you in there, runs away and hides in the corner kind of bullshit. It's scary at times. I have conversations with my kids about it.

I tell them everything's going to be okay. I have the same conversations with my son. It's a whole mix of things, but mostly modular synth and computer stuff. Okay, so you're plugging wires into different places. You're letting them do all that stuff, and that's cool. Yeah. We also, I wanted to have you here because it is, it's the 420 episode. Your name is Jay Soliday, which everybody knows if you roll that sticky, icky stuff inside the paper,

it is also, it's called a J and you can smoke one and have a solid day. So I thought I was thinking about these things and I was like, your parents must have just been zoned out hippies. Like to give you a name like J Solid Day. Yeah, no, no, not at all no not not even remotely well how zoinked out are you that you think you could we had anthony saunders on here earlier yeah he took our very famous and and it's a fan favorite actually maybe anytime we mention that they like the tape label or weed strain quiz he didn't do that good he got what'd he get

11 out of 15 a 73.33% which actually seems like pretty good if you just say it like that it's only like 4 wrong that's pretty good that's a D that's a D? do you think you's a D. I think so.

Do you think... You're a D, Dave. Fuck you. Fuck you, Dave. Hold on, Jay. We got some shit we need to figure out real quick with Dave. This isn't just now. This has been a long-term thing. He left. It's a baby fucking wheel, man. Get back here, Dave.

We're sorry. We're sorry. Still smell the Mary Jane? All right. Do you think you could do better than Anthony Saunders? Because he was... Oh, Anthony. He started doing like the...

I think what was going on with the labels were a little too underground for him, a little too obscure. They weren't in his wheelhouse. How do you think you can do? Do you think you can do better than him if we did it right now? Say, be real aggressive like an MMA fighter. Oh, for Saunders? I'm going to make Saunders look terrible. Yeah, fuck that guy.

He's going to wish he never came on here. Alright, you ready for the first one? Sure. Slazerbeam. What was that again? It was Slazerbeam. And you can't... I hear you Googling them.

Oh, I'm not Googling. That's the sound of me thinking really hard. Can you spell it? It's yeah it's uh how many words what was it alexa what is slazer beam what did you say it's one word slazer beam tape label for the first season table for the first, Slazerbeam is a weed strain. What? Really? Oh, and by the way, you can pick Dave or Joe to give you a lifeline, but you can only pick one of them, and you have to say why you picked them.

Sanity Muffin. See, I'm just going to guess tape label for all of these. Well, I got to say, you're right on that one. What about Night Nurse? That's tape label too. I think he is going to say tape label on all of them. That is a weed strain. What if I did?

How would that work? See, that could go either way. Well, like I said before, all of these can go either way. They're either a tape label or a weed strain. Right, right, right, right, right. I think I'll say this. How many are both? Oh, good.

I'm not checking. None. Is that the Daily Double? Yeah. I'm pretty sure most of these are both. I will re-release your tape if you find the one that's both. It's special. I'll give it a special edition.

No, you, I'll say you can pick tape label every time we're already at a level of excitement that's pretty low and i'm gonna say if you you can only bring it down so much become eternal become eternal that's still tape label okay so far that is a tape label but I noticed that was obvious but no that one was a given tunicorn oh weed strain

oh we picked a weed strain this time we gotta mix it up tunicorn is a tape label I cannot believe you went away yeah easy peasy this went away. Easy peasy. This one should be easy peasy. And remember, you have lifelines.

Those two? You only get the... I'm sorry. These are the best two I could get. They were the first two that showed up. They were the first two that showed up. They were the first two that showed up and they filled out all the paperwork. And we passed all the tests. Passed all the tests.

Weed. Easy peasy. He's saying a weed strain. You are correct. It is a weed strain. Solid melts. Tapes. Tapes, but I can tell he's still just guessing.

You are right. It might be. Glutec. You're saying tape. I got to say, too, a lot of these... What year is this from? A lot of these I don't know. 2017.

I'm sorry. That is a weed string. Oh, Plush Organics. Which is sounding more and more like a shampoo, as I'm saying it. Yeah. You should have a third option. You want me to add shampoo to this one?

Yeah. Just this one. Yeah, that one's definitely a shampoo. Just this one. I can probably, Dave, I can do some coding here. File's done. No, it won't work. It gave me a virus and it won't put it on there

i can't believe you know you said earlier you were like i had all this material sitting around waiting for somebody to put it out maybe if you knew any tape labels plus organics who i'm guessing is not going to be putting out garble blocks too if they're a tape label if they're a tape label if they're well now you've kind of given them away say wait label okay i was gonna say for that one pick a helpline and then you guys i don't even know what we're talking about anymore to be honest i don't but if i said elevator bath to you is it tape labor or wheat strength? Tape labor. Tape labor?

Yes. It is tape labor. I'm against tape labor. Yeah. Pay in bottles. Come on. Ranky tanky. Weed strength.

I think Anthony Saunders is going to like, take your ass. He's going to take, first of all, he's a power lifter. He's going to rip you in two. Somebody has to make Saunders look good. You know that thing when the strong people hold big ropes and kind of like they go with their arms are all crazy?

He's going to rip you. Yeah, I know. Anthony Saunders, I feel like he's going to rip your ass in half. He's going to do that with your body everywhere. You mean jump rope? Me and Dave do that. No. Not jump rope.

Not jump rope. Like you're used to see us go. What's that called? Like battle ropes or something? Yeah, yeah. We do it on the corner. And yeah, there's like a whole challenge thing. People will clap, sing.

So I'm at what? Like two right now? we have to find out that at the end we'll add them up alien reunion oh this is automated this is all oh yeah i got a whole team working on this in the basement alien reunion uh tape label he's saying tape label for alien reunion it is a weed strain. What? Andy Saunders is going to rip you in half. Kool-Aid Smile. And again, I hear you looking them up.

I can't believe not only are you looking them up, but you're not getting any of them right. I'm flipping a quarter here. What was that last one again something about Kool-Aid Kool-Aid smile

tape label he's saying tape label we're gonna check and it is a weed strain social harmony please because like here's the, here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Here's the thing. I invited you on, so I'm going to look bad, too. All right, so please, please get something straight. Bring everybody down. Social harmony. Tape label. You got it. You got it.

That one's good. That's like, what, like three now? Well, you got one. This is that one's good that's like what like three now well you got one this is the last one oh and remember remember you still have a lifeline oh i guess we should use that no just use the lifeline i don't need to hear it a giant friend okay wait who are you gonna ask me or dave i'm gonna send you guys into a breakout room, okay? Will you figure this out? Yeah, who do you want? I didn't even hear what you said. Let's go with Joe. All right.

What is it? Repeat it. A giant fern. A giant fern. How many words? In a giant fern? Yeah. Three words.

Three words. Okay. I think it's a tape label. You think it's a tape label? I would hope you... A little guy named Dave has a tape on this tape label a giant fern jay solid a 8 out of 15 53.33 that's over half dude that's better than i thought i was gonna do anthony saunders was apologizing because he did so poorly and he just wiped the entire he's gonna take to take you to the gym. He's going to use you as a towel.

Somebody has to make Saunders look good. Okay. All right. Well, Jay, Solid Day... A hippie name, by the way. Kudos about that one. It makes me want to burn one. Garble Blocks.

We'll be playing something from that. Jay, thanks for stopping by and completely looking like look like a spanked ass on here good luck ever getting a tape label to put out anything again ever is he still here i can tell he's Oh, Jay, solid day. Jay, Bernard Jay, have a solid day. That's, man. All right, who wants to go next? Who wants to round us out?

Okay, I'll go. So I'm going to break format here a little bit. Dave, man, open up. What? You're going to play a CD? You can't do this. I don't have that kind of equipment over here. No, this one, unless I've found a way to really stretch,

it doesn't really have much of a... It's not really related to marijuana. But it is this Joao Orochia and Sickerman tape on other electricities, which I guess other electricities is, I don't know, maybe. Is what?

If I stretch it, if I stretch it out a little bit, like it's, you know, you get high, it's like another kind of electricity.

Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, there is, I mean, there are making, they're making THC

electricity. Now you're talking about when you flip on the light switch and the bulbs just fuck you up. 10 milligrams. Do people smoke actual of the plant anymore?

No. No, you throw that part out. Yeah, now you throw that part away. It's just purely THC mashed potatoes. It's purely synthetic. Yeah, with CBD gravy. Yeah. I really like the uh this is kind of like a not really an o card it's like an o card almost oh oh oh what's going on there

yeah is that die cut what's going on there oh it's like uh it's outside the norelco but it's a u card pull it out so you can see it you yeah maybe like a u card but it's got it's like uh it's outside the norelco but it's a u-card pull it out so you can see it you yeah maybe like a u-card but it's got it's got holes cut out for the for the uh pegs the things yeah the nubs on the norelco it's like you know what it is it's like a it's like a no card that hasn't grown its last flap yet yeah it's not all the way developed it's like it's it'll be a no card soon but right now it just wraps around three sides of the tape yeah it's like a soft shell crab but you throw it away joe b did you listen i'm gonna play a little bit of the a side of this you'll play something off the a side of this pluton other electricities by the way it sounds

familiar to me but i was looking through their discogs or band camp and I didn't recognize anything. I don't know if maybe one of y'all plays something. You want me to look? I mean, now you're looking. Now you're asking for something. I can find it. I'm not going to find it. I bet we did.

I bet. Yeah. We probably played something on this label before. The name's very familiar. Yeah. Do you know where they're from or anything like that? Other electricities, I'm pretty sure is, I want to say Florida.

But it was nice this time of year. Yeah. Thanks, Joe. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, Miami, Florida. Hot. It's hot. It's a moist heat. it's a moist heat it's a moist heat it's super moist some people like that i like that yeah i like to get real wet but it like bubbles on you

i don't like it no i don't like humidity me either i like a dry heat i want it to chap my ass you like to dry heave all the time. That's a weird thing. That's how he keeps his figure. Yeah, I like it. All right, I'm going to play this tape by... This tape is kind of like bringing it back old school. How old school?

It is a cassette single. Remember when you would buy those?'s just yeah it kind of came in like an O card yeah it's in a little O card thing or um you know they went full casingle on this full casingle on this it's only the tracks are only

four minutes long on each side there's one track on both sides that's four minutes on each side. There's one track on both sides? Yeah. That's four minutes on each side? Yeah. That's a Kasingle. It's a Kasingle.

And it's in an O card? An O card. A full Kasingle. The first side is Nate, Nate Trier, who has some sort of Delaware connection, but I can't remember it. He's connected to the state. Did he play ball, Blue Hens?

Played ball for the Blue Hens? I think he played ball for the Blue Hens. 1968. Good for him. I think he maybe went to University of Delaware. Are you being serious? Yeah, he's played Final Friday. Oh, you have real information. He had some sort of Delaware connection,

but I'm pretty sure he's in the New England area now. Okay. And so the second side is by encym.net, but don't go to that website. Why? What is it? You'll get in trouble. Hold on, let me go right now. Unless you have a, yeah, a VTM.

Yeah, you need a VTM. I'm ready to send. What? This website's awesome. Why would you tell me not to go to that? I had so much fun on that website. So this is a Nate Trier remix of a track by the website that I told you not to go to. What do you mean of the website?

This person's name is a website? Their name is ENCYM.net. ESPNzone.com? Dot net. That's like a website. But that's also the project name? Hold up the tape. Does it say that on?

Yes. The second side is Nate Trier remixing a track by ENCYM.net, which is an artist. These electronic people, they do all kinds of crazy stuff but don't go to the website they use numbers i've no i've seen symbols symbols i've seen you never know um uh what they're gonna do well this time they did this yeah and they are you still confused i've never been more confused in my life. And this is a self-release tape? I believe so.

Yeah, it doesn't say anything except for Made in Canada on it. There's no label information. But I'll play the remix side. Okay. Wow, what a curveball. Yeah. Wow, Joby. I wasn't really expecting something like that.

I guess that's why people listen to this show. Really unexpected. You don't know what's going to happen. Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. Thank you. Oh Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry. Oh I'm sorry. oh I'm sorry. Huh? I love this song. It's got a good sound. Huh? It's got a good sound. It's got a good sound. It's got a good sound. It's got a good sound.

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