Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #168 | 5.30.21

Episode Date: May 30, 2021

We chat with Keith Rankin and play tracks from Giant Claw, Portal, Repulsar, Duro Double Life, Cacero Lazo, Zac Davis, Torben Ulrich & Lori Goldston, Johnathan Snipes, Umbra, sZARSz, and Les Filles de Illighadad.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. It's a good label, too. We're going to play some tapes.

We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. It's scary. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. Bummer. We're going to play some tapes. That could make me shot as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kaseem's. Bummer. We're going to play some Kaseem's. That could be Sean.

I have no clue. We're going to play some Kaseem's. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kaseem's. They're like, you're sleeping. We're going to play some Kaseem's. Pretty damn scary. Oh, everything happens. We're going to play some Kaseem's.

All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Oh. Oh. Oh. Tabs out. Mike, do you have coasters for this new tape? I don't want to mess it up. Do it off. Tabs out. Mike, do you have coasters for this new table?

I don't want to mess it up. Too rough. Tabs out. I'll put it on a tape. I'll put it on a tape. Just put it on a tape, big guy. That's what they're there for. They made the Noroco cases in case you didn't have a coaster.

There was a time when not everyone had coasters. They weren't really that. We needed them for the war. Wartime effort. Yeah, put every beer on a tape. Tabs Out Gazette Podcast, episode number... 168. What?

Is it really? That's almost a pretty funny number. First in-person podcast in over a year. With the boys. Yeah. I'm over it already. It's already... What time is it already?

It's already 10. Yeah, I was kind of excited when you guys came in and I I hadn't seen you in so long and it felt good for a while

for like I don't know I got over it and I'm going to say 8 minutes yeah I'm ready to cuddle up and watch Netflix

yeah I don't know Joe B. gave me some caffeinated gum I'm ready to roll actually I'm very real too I'm ready do some push-ups what am i watching yeah what was that sword and what is it sword and bone what is the bone one oh the bone and shadow or something bone and shadow yeah I like that boners good whatever it's called yeah I need to start that I started like 10 minutes and I paused it. It's good.

You guys gotta kill some time. I watched The Nevers. I'm sorry. I haven't heard of that. Oh no, it's on HBO Max. It's pretty good. Josh Whedon. I know he's cancelled, but it was a pretty good show. He got cancelled, huh? Yeah. Ooh, they got him. They got him finally. What'd he do? I don't know. He got cancelled. He was abusive on set or something.

Oh, don't get into it then. Pretty good. I'm in the midst something. Oh, don't get into it then. Little ish. Little ish moron. Pretty good. I'm in the midst here. I'm a little distracted. What are you on, a Discord chat? Yeah, I'm on another Discord chat over here. I made some other friends online over the quarantine.

No, I'm sending Keith Rankin a little bit of a Zoom invite because... A little one? A tiny little Zoom invite to keith rankin giant claw he's going to join us in a second oh here he is right now actually doing is he there oh my gosh hello hold on let me unmute him keith talk can we hear you i can't hear a thing he's saying is he is he muted over there on the mixer oh oh you dummy it was us keith you there yeah there he is we? Oh. Oh, you dummy. It was us. Keith, you there? Yeah.

There he is. We can't hear a word you're saying. Billy? Turn him up. I got you, buddy. You're good. We got you. Keith, what's going on, man?

We got you in the cans. We got you in the cans, man. We're good. What's going on? That's an industry term for headphones. Nothing. When we said cans earlier, it meant headphones. Look. Do you see on our ears

you know no he's a huge music guy they're like speaker monitors but you can wear them it's like when you don't want the outside world to hear some of the fucked up stuff you're listening to some of this music that we listen to it is fucked up this guy this guy keith rankin said earlier he's like he's like, I was very kind, offer him this exclusive interview. Oh, this is big time stuff. And he said, can we do it earlier?

My sleep schedule's a little bit weird. So of course his sleep schedule's a little bit weird. No, we can't do it earlier. You're going to do it at this time. Now it's even a little bit later than we said. I know. Keith, let's just cut right to it. What's the name of the new one? Mirror something, right?

Mirror Guide, yes. Mirror Guide. And what does that mean? Are you just taking two cool words and putting them together? Did you get the copy I sent you, Mike? Yeah, this guy sent me a copy of it and then told me it was like a special copy just for me and then he made more of them for other people well they were special for them well then mine is now almost useless no no it's special to you

it's special it's a special the gesture was special right yeah i mean he sent it to you that's mike's not really a gesture man no like you know money on the table here The gesture was special, right? Yeah. I mean... He sent it to you. Mike's not really a gesture man. No. Like, you know, money on the table here, Keith. If you could recall the other copies. What is it? You say Mike's not a gesture kind of person? Nah, nah.

He doesn't get it. Yeah, you don't get it, Mike. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't think he can hear this. No, I heard something. I got it going back into the room and the speaker's like right next to the laptop,

but I don't know if you will. So mirror guide, let's figure this out. Let me pull up your Discogs real quick. Yeah, let me pull it. I'll pull it up too. You pull it up too so we can talk about it because I also want to talk about, I think I landed on something. Well, I'm going to pull up mine. Yeah, pull up your Disc it up too. You pull it up too so we can talk about it. I think I landed on something.

I'm going to pull up mine. When I talk about you just putting two words together, it's like giant claw, orange milk, mirror guide, soft channel, deep thoughts, dark web,

impossible chew, mutant glamour, midnight murder, haunted planet. Do one for me. Give me anlamour. Midnight Murder. Haunted Planet. Like, do one for me. Give me an album name that's just two cool words put together. What about 22M Never Felt So Alone? A bunny, a lion, and a dog.

This is really, really scary and difficult. So, Keith, we all know that, like, Dark Web was, like, your cash-in record. That was, like, your, like, fuck it, I'm just going Web was your cash-in record. That was like your fuck it, I'm just going to do the Vaporwave record. Now this new one, Mirror Guide... That's the one you hate. Oh, yeah.

But the new one, this one... You guys, you haven't heard Mirror Guide yet. I've heard Mirror Guide. Have you heard it? Let me ask you a question. Do you think Keith Rankin was horny as shit? Like, Keith, I'm listening to this thing, and I'm like, this guy didn't bust the entire time he was recording it. You nasty.

What makes you say that, Mike? There's a lot of restraint or something. I mean. Yeah, there's a lot of lot of like it's a sexual restraint walk me through your process walk me through your process your sex life what has been going on that led to uh what kind of album were you trying to make with mirror guide sexually you're saying it's like a you're saying it's like a big just like an edge yes yes yes yes exactly yeah this is your mirror guide is the giant claw edge record yeah i think we can all agree on that yeah this took a turn

that doesn't sound too bad to me would you is there any release on the album is the question. It's a lizard. Is there any what on the album? Any release. Oh, that's a good question. I listened to the entire thing a couple of times. No, there is no. Not yet. Maybe try for the next one. The last album that I make in my life will just be the release

ooh everything before will just be building up to that you know is that the plan? did I come up with that? you did yeah that's a pretty and seriously though when you made this

this one would you say your music's getting slower, Keith? Yeah, this one's slower. Yeah, are you getting just tired? Maybe. I mean, I'm getting older. I don't know. Does that have anything to do with it?

You think this fucked up music you make, it's changing when you get older? It's getting a little bit lazier or something? No, I wouldn't say lazy because this i put a lot of work into this one i know i saw you made that youtube tutorial that was like showing uh you know the the run through of making something on this album right yeah yeah yeah that i watched that it was that was was also horny. You never stop. You never stop moving.

It's like you're constantly... That's not horniness. That's just like... I don't know. Joe, help me out here. Mike doesn't really understand a wide range of emotions. It's just all horny for you.

It's all horny, yeah. It's horny and angry and tired and that's it no no there's anticipation no that's horny that's horny i mean i'm just i'm somewhat of a fidgety person and like that i think that comes through in the music don't you think it absolutely does yeah on the real though when you were making this one like what were you trying to make what is what is giant claw because giant claw has been like a shifting project and ever changing constantly always you know always moving around what were you what were you trying to do with this one? I thought it was a turkey. Have you ever seen the Philip Glass ensemble videos from the 80s? It's all I watch.

I figured. And make this quick because it's late. I can't. I can't go like that. I'm slow, remember? Oh, Jesus Christ. It's an expression. Things like that were a big inspiration.

Like that... I can just see you laughing, Mike. What are you talking... Oh, am I on camera right now? What? No, go ahead. Now you go. Now you go.

And hurry up, because my friends are here. Did I drop in? Like, is this the middle of the show? And there's pizza. No, it just... Why? No, you're the opening act. Does it seem like we're losing steam?

You're warming the crowd up. Does it seem like we're losing steam already? It doesn't matter. Yeah, I feel like you're ready to call it a night. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah, we're definitely ready to call it a night. See, well, yeah. Yeah, we're definitely ready to call it a night. See, I'm on a second wind, though, so I feel... Oh, you are. He can go longer now.

Oh, okay. First you can go short, now you go long. Make up your mind. Dave, are you recording any of this, by the way? No, no. No, because some of this has been pretty good. Yeah, we have to start all over again. Sorry. So, Keith, tell me uh really oh my god

wait are you serious no oh good oh marron keith do you in all seriousness i do i i do dig the um the new one a lot you still haven't told you still haven't told me you still haven't told me what you were trying to do exactly so So I'm just assuming. Shut up. I'm just assuming that you're evading talking about horniness for some reason. I was playing a lot of the keyboard on this, like playing it by hand. I saw on Instagram people were arguing over if like note or like program music was legitimate or not. And I didn't have the heart to come in and say that I performed most of this album.

Yeah, but also to come to their defense, you play a keyboard, but then it makes a violin sound. Yeah, but I have an orchestra library that I'm playing on the keyboard. Dave, back me up here. That's not a legitimate move, right? No, keyboards, when you play a keyboard, you want a good ghost sound

or a dog barking or maybe a pig or a cow. Pelican. You ever use farm animals on your music? Yeah, I think I have. Which one? On my LPG thoughts, I think there's a few animal sounds on there.

It's got damn ducks. It's got damn ducks. Ducks? animal sounds on there it's got ducks it's goddamn ducks keith we're not going to keep you all night because i know you got a fucked up sleep schedule uh like i said i'm feeling good oh either way we're gonna cut you off right now but before you go uh keith rankin will you want to do you want to rank some keiths with us ranking keith with keith i'll give you some keiths and you rank them Yeah, sure. Okay, I'm gonna give you see how many I got here. I have one, two, three four, I have, let's say five Keiths, and I'm gonna

give you each one and then you tell me where they go in one to five. Does he rank it right away? As I go, and he can't change them So he can't hear them all first? No, you hear one at a time Okay, you ready? Just know that there's five Yeah, and Dave, can you keep track of these? So he can't hear them all first. No. You hear one at a time. Yeah. Okay. Okay. You just know that there's five.

Yeah. And Dave, can you keep track of these? Okay. Okay. Okay. The first one is Keith Emerson. Wait, is five good or is one good? I assume one's the top, right? Five stars or one star?

No, no. One is the best. One is the best. So it's going to be first is the best. Okay. First is the best one is the best so it's going to be well first is the best okay first is the best okay keith emerson keith emerson i don't know if i i feel like i'm kind of holding out for keith sweat so i'm gonna put keith emerson at three because i like i do like emerson lake and palmer okay so we're putting keith emerson at three. Keith Olbermann. I don't even know.

Who the hell is that? He was an MSNBC anchor. He's also a baseball guy. You got to put him somewhere on there. He can go at five. Okay, five. Cool Keith. That's tough. That's tough.

That's tough. I'll put him at four. At four? Four? Wow. That doesn't seem that tough to me then. Huh. I don't know if I want to give you the last two. Yeah.

Four. Four for four. He should have at least been three. Three or two. Or two. Two because you're already at this point. So what's left now? Just one and two, right?

One and two. Yeah. Okay. It's a close match. Keith Heraring. Why'd you laugh? Two? That makes number one. Keith Fullerton-Whitman.

Keith Fullerton-Whitman at number one. Not bad. Well, Keith, thanks for playing. I just wanted to tell you guys how blessed I am. Wait, Keith Fullerton-Whitman was number one? That's blessed I am. Keith Fullerton Whitman was number one. You made him, man. It's your game. I'm just saying him.

I don't fucking believe this. He had a shop. It was like a store or something he ran. Like a bodega? I feel like he trashed one of my albums on there. Which one? Probably the one that Mike doesn't like. The one that was on Foxy Digitalis.

Tunnel Mind. What is... It's another two cool words. Yeah. You're good at that. Tunnel Mind. Yeah. Cream Juice.

Yeah, Cream Juice. We got to do another Cream Juice album. What's going on with Cream Juice? You and Seth still talk? Yeah, too much. talk yeah too much oh too much we won't get into that we're gonna make yeah we're talking about making another one are you gonna do when when you're gonna do like a double lp or a best of yeah some like live stuff on the d side yeah give me like a best of or like uh the hits you know do a cover album yeah oh yeah i thought about doing all those things honestly giant claw cover album yeah it writes itself electronic music gonna start doing best of albums

do you know what i mean yeah well why don't don't you do like a switched on Weezer? Do something fun. Yeah, just something fun. Just like you owe a label one more record. Yeah. Make it fun. Make it fun. And I'll say like, Keith, listen.

Dave, don't put this in. We all like the horny stuff that you do. We dig it. But do a fun one.. But do a fun one. Will you do a fun one next? Sure. Okay. So it's going to have animal noises.

Animal noise. Sex. No. No. What would you want on a fun Giant Claw album? Now I'm writing it for him. Now I'm writing it for now i'm writing a forum now i'm doing the work yeah yeah everything you say just tell me listen um i'll send you some

some freestyles later for it before we we're gonna we're gonna let we're gonna cut you loose before we go is there anything you want to say to keith fullerton whitman for trashing your album you want to just something you've been holding in? He's not going to hear this, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, I mean, I was a fan until I read that. Holy shit. That's some strong words. Well, Keith Rankin, thank you.

Thank you, sir. Thank you for everything you do. Anytime. Goodbye. thank you sir thank you for everything you do goodbye goodbye that was very nice of Keith for hanging out Too scary. That was very nice of Keith for hanging out. Oh! Uh-oh.

Nice. I'm just too excited to be back in the studio. My penis falls off. He just redecorated and already knocking stuff off the wall. I knew you didn't mount that right. I saw it as soon as I came in this fucking room. I said, that's not code. I told you, bring your tools.

So when you come over here, bring your tools. All right, so I'm going to play that giant claw tape. Okay. Mirror guide. Fucked up wolf on the inside. Look at this fucked up wolf on the inside. Like walking into this phone. Actually, this is a fun one.

He did do a fun one. All right. Who's going next? I'll go next. All right, Toby, you go. Go to Joe. I'll play this Portal tape. Portal, the video game.

I like that video game. That's good, yeah. Yeah, it's fun. Wasn't there a two? Was there a Portal two? There was a Portal two. Okay. Yeah, I think that's what I played first, actually.

It's like a puzzle game. It's a fun puzzle. But this is like... Who is this? This is a band from Australia, right? Yeah, they're old school. Yeah, they've been around. I'm trying to look in my notes here.

They've been around... 94, right? I was going to say, from the 90s, right? Yeah, this is from 2013. Well, I think what you got here... a repress i did a little slew thing oh okay um yeah you have a cassette version that was released on like halloween oh too scary already 2013 uh-huh but i feel like there were several vinyl releases of this earlier going back to like 2003 okay cool i'm reading here that i have no idea what label is that because i can't going back to 2003. Okay, cool.

I'm reading here. I have no idea what label it was at because I can't read the print. I think it's Darkness Attacks. All I see is an upside down cross. A skeleton! They did it in Old English really small. Of course they did. I think it's Old English.

That's a problem with a lot of labels. The font size. The fonts are getting smaller and smaller. More complicated. I think it's Old English. That's a problem with a lot of labels. The font size. Yeah. The fonts are getting smaller and smaller. And I don't know why. More complicated. Yeah, everything's getting more complicated. Well, the DPI just keeps getting higher.

What they can do is amazing. Yeah, and they're not fitting any more information on it, though. You know what I mean? It's not like they have jazz liner notes notes on here and they need to make it really small oh speaking of jazz oh you got a jazz tape dave maybe for maybe for my i know what i'm gonna play this is a good segue you're gonna go from this scary ass portal tape to yeah what kind of hot sepia is what it's called no i'll play a little cut from this this new repulsar tape at least it's newish new to me i think this is new right hayley new one on stucco this is like yeah 2021 yeah yeah this is recent

yeah and uh i'm gonna put the tape is called fungal hallucinations send cicadas on sex binges after their genitals fall off that's real real. That really happens. Yeah, that really happens. I was just talking about it today. Brood 17. I thought they just called it Brood X, even though it is the seven. Brood X. Do you know what's in the fungus?

No. Psilocybin and cathinine, which is an amphetamine. Whoa. And it makes your wiener fall off? And then it makes them... Randy. For sex, baby. I know you... fall off? And then it makes them... Randy. For sex, baby.

I know you... No, I already knew what you... Trust me. Trust me. I know what you're talking about. And then they just try to mate with everything. Like, even the male... They try to mate with their males,

and that's how it spreads. Huh. And they think that the psilocybin and the amphetamine keeps them going, even though it's, like, eating a third of their body. That's so weird. Including their genitals.

Hey, man. Live fast, die of their body. That's so weird. Including their genitals. Hey, man. Live fast, die young. That's cool. Be underground for 17 years. Come out. Do some sex. Yeah, do some bath salts. Get some fungus among us. Why not? What are you doing? And just fuck everything.

What are you doing? We're like, yeah, even though your dick fell off. Sitting in lockdown for the past. These stupid bugs keep having sex and doing drugs. What a bunch of dummies. You know, you're right. I have the same conversations with my son. We played a Repulse R tape like years ago. Not, well, yeah, I guess.

Yeah, a few years ago, but not many episodes back. This is like, just like a fucked up rock band, right? Yeah, just a fucked up... It looks like roadies for anthrax. Roadies for anthrax now, their band. Both tapes, this one... What was it called again? this one yeah this one's insane what was it called again what this one yeah fungal hallucinations send cicadas on sex binges after their genitals fall

off long title topical dave it is yeah i you know i try to keep it relevant but i the reason why i picked this one is because you were talking about jazz and the the cut i'm gonna play is the future of jazz it's called the future of jazz oh it's a double segue wow double segue the last repulsar tape that we played the b-side was all in reverse what do you mean what do you mean like every was a reverse of the a side and it sounded just as good you mean backwards yeah it was bad it was like music was backwards well you know just say the music we use the more sophisticated term yeah reverse reverse the latin from the

latin i don't fucking believe this the romance languages mike we're not just like this marron from the street who's like oh you mean backwards let me see the tape because i haven't been able for like the past 15 months have you oh no one's handed me a tape oh oh my god oh my i know you have your kids sit here and hand your tape every once in a while i have them put on a dave mask and a joe mask and i'm talking about i sent away to this company that does real life, they make it out of something called Champagnum. It's this material, it's like a plastic,

it's like several plastic. Which is this week's sponsor. And I got like, I mean, I say I got a mask of you guys, it's the whole body. It's a whole body mask, they call it. It's called a body mask. I just plop those in the chairs. I make it to myself right back there with a little lemon twist, it's a whole body mask they call it it's called a body mask yeah and I just I just plop those in the chairs

and yeah I'll make it to myself right back there with a little lemon twist it's good try it Joe do you like how they number this

on the cover handwritten I don't know I can't see it let me see it you can't see shit man no I'll take my glasses

off here um yes you do yeah whoa you just a lot of shit has changed over quarantine yeah motherfuckers bacon bread I'll take my glasses off here. Yes. You do? Yeah. Whoa, you just blew... A lot of shit has changed over quarantine. Yeah.

Motherfuckers baking bread. You're starting to like handwritten stuff on tapes. It's crazy. I'm sure we're going to get some letters. Time just, you know, what they say is time is a vessel. Time is a vessel. okay i'm gonna play one more tape in this block okay well dave how long has this been oh this block it's been a while because we had the rank and stuff it's been it's been about 25 minutes or so yeah let's go to the music. We should be glad, though, we did

get him to rank those keys. That was worth it. It just takes one second. Okay. He's going to do it in 30 seconds. Dave's not here! Do I play another tape or do we go to these tapes? No to the music what do we say come back

with two yeah we'll come we'll come back with two all right i can't think He is running porch And maybe his wife got in With devil doubt Is what you are here I can't see Cause my mind went wrong Seeking fantasy Stopped the ecstasy

With I can't save you You are here I still with you I can't see I can't wait for To find you Stop you Stop, I can't see you It is morning watching And it is life caught in

The sound of darkness by your eyes Thank you. so so Oh I'm not sure if I can do it. Thank you. I'm sorry. I am the end I am the one The sacrifice will tear you Thank you. Oh, the truth of the universe revealed Nothing can be won All the truth is not made of dust What can be seen can be seen In the dark I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, Thank you. I'm a man of the past oh so so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm I hope you just have one little fucker This lady's laughing The bug is snatching There's a sign that might be

For the children of the Ancients, the whales I'm from premium Your democracy is Made on the road to hell Back, back, back You're just a little bit of a shame You're just a little bit of a shame You'll never get

You'll never sleep again You're never going to sleep You're never going to sleep again You're never going to sleep again I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will be your one this new season

of the world I will be your one this

new season of the world I will be

your one this new season of the world When she has the message Of the gift that we have So it is that we are a party The approach and appreciation is another To the whole world we roam Through the years and years Thank you. All right. See, look.

That's the future of jazz. Giant Claw, Mirror Guide. I have self-release down here because when I got it, I thought it was a special thing just for me. And then I found out Keith's just giving it out all over town. He made you an amazing one-off record. He didn't. I know, but that's what you thought. That's what I thought.

You're like, this is only for me. I can't believe it. I do want to know who, there's a cloaked gentleman. What do you think this is, a spaceship that he's on? Oh, it's a spaceship, yeah. Yeah, a cloaked... They're trying to fly! It looks like it is at all. I don't know, you still got it, Dave.

Portal. Portal sepia. That was like a shootout in the Wild West. So fast. And then repulsar. I'm not going to say the whole thing, but it has to do with cicadas and genitals. And sex time. And sexy time.

I hope I didn't upset Keith too much and embarrass him with all this. And I just want to say, Keith, now that the record's out, buddy, go ahead and bust. You, oh my God. Keith said that's his last record ever it's like the 10th film of quentin tarantino i bet it'll be like a two-word thing like um magnetic bust it'll be something like that wow two cool words man two cool words that like, I was giving him a lot of shit for that, but taking two cool words and putting them together actually is the exact equation to come up with an album name. Three if it's like a long one.

Three if you're going to get spacey. If you know how to play your synthesizer, you can do three. You can do three. But don't get cocky. I got those with ass at once. If I at 68. All right, Dave, you go. Yeah, Dave, you want to start this one off?

You want me to go? Yeah. Okay. Where are my tapes? Right there on the table like they used to be. I'm a little caught off guard. Do you need some time? I need a little time.

Okay. Joe, why don't you go first this time? Oh, you want me to go first? Yeah. Let me remove one of my four beverages. Go to Joe. I'll go after you. Boom.

I can go. We all know that you can go. You are always ready. I'll play this one and then maybe you play too. Then, buddy, I'll definitely play too. Oh, I can play this one, and then maybe you play, too. Then, buddy, I'll definitely play, too. Oh, I can go after you, Joe. Oh, okay, okay. And then you can play, too, Mike.

Okay, then Mike can play, too. Next time. Next time you can play, too. All right, I'm going to play... Three. Doro Double Life. Doro Double Life. Doro Double Life.

Who is Doro Double Life? I don't know who Doro Double Life is. Is it like Doro the Explorer? Who the hell is that? Yeah, I'm good. Good one, Dave. A little family humor. How do you think you say the label's name?

Horde. Horde. Horde. That's how you say it? Oh, this is one on Horde, huh? Love this label. H-A-O-R-D. See what they did there?

This is the most fucked up. Goblins. Goblins are on it. Oh, they're taped. There's a parental advisory sticker just to lay. What time is it? I don't know, 420. It's 69.

So it's late enough that we can play this on air. Yeah. Oh, look at that. This label. This is like Skinamax. Like they dipped their tapes in ooze. Like an ooze came by and their tapes got dipped They dip their tapes in ooze. An ooze came by and their tapes got dipped in it.

Digital ooze. It's fucked up stuff. It's just fucked up stuff. There's a picture of a hallway. Macula dog. What else is on this label? Jake Tobin. Oh, I don't know.

I'm looking at it right now. Okay. You got your eyes on everything. I got my eyes on the prize. That's a poison snake. So I'm going to play two tracks off this. Psyched for the yin-yang. Is that what this is called?

Psyched for the yin-yang. A C32 from 2020. Hand it over. All the way. Yeah, this is a tape, all right. Good. Yep. Checks out.

I'm glad you got down to press that one. I was a little confused. I was like, let me, it's been a while. Let me make sure he's actually playing tapes. But I'll tell you, this is, oh, this is an excellent font. Some hell of a tape. That might not even be a font. That might be, sometimes artists make their own fonts.

What? What are they doing now? I don't know. These artists. Whoa. I think I've seen that. They cut up pieces of the letters to make new letters. Yeah. That are the old letters.

I don't get into the process. Sometimes they use numbers. I like that it's hard to read because it's printed on a transparent shell and like the title is printed in the exact same spot on both sides. so when you look at it it's just like yeah it's indecipherable yeah that's you hold it right um i lost my shoe

my penis falls off you know what i've been enjoying lately and it's funny because um you would assume at this point that like... I've talked to doctors. I've had them look at a hundred different tapes of his. After seeing all these tapes, there'd be like nothing you would give a shit about anymore. But like the color of the leader tape, that little one inch... Oh, this is yellow. I noticed it was yellow from a distance

and it looked really good with it that's so ridiculous all these subtle little things why are they changing it you think that's an option now what color leader tape do you want we have goldenrod

no one's ever asked for robinshell and uh transparent and it's like they the leader tape is already cut to that size it's not like a long thing that they attach on and cut it it's like they have a whole box filled with these tiny it's a little drawer and they pluck it out with like a little... Tweezer? Yeah, little tweezers. Pick out just the right one. A real audiophile, when you're getting your tape pressed,

will go to the plant and handpick each liter tape. Imagine there'd be some sort of magnifying glass that they inspect them first. Who the hell is that? A magnifying glass? Yeah, you could do that that that clip's a little roomy isn't it all right so you're gonna play this one what is it doro double life doro double life all right davey boy yeah allow you to go okay i'm gonna play this casero lazo tape on strategic tape preserve. Ah, yes.

A fine label. A fine label. Tape is called love. Find Twitter, too. Love in the time of lowercase. This label is, you'll see behind you there, Dave, a coaster. I feel like we were just talking about coasters, so this is very relevant. Oh, they've got an SDR coaster. Yeah, because there's a tape up there

on Strategic Tape Reserve. There's also this tiny little... Oh, I thought it was a beanie, but it's actually just... It's like a sweatband on a doll's head. I thought it was a beanie. I thought it was a doll beanie. That's actually...

There was a prototype when I was getting your guys full body mass made. That's Dave. No, it's... It's still working out. It's a 3D print. That's the STR wristband that came with that walking tape. It fits as a nice headband for the doll's head. It looks good on the doll's head.

It looks real good. Real sharp. Ready to step out on the town. STR, they put out an Italian restaurant menu tape. With a little pasta. Exactly. Stuffed shells. And that's what

I think the coaster came with that. But they're constantly doing What? No fucking ziti now? Pizza Boy USA Oh yeah, but pizza boy usa oh yeah but uh what are you playing Casero Casero and who is that

this is somebody from North Yorkshire the fuck is that a dog lovely this time of year I don't know anything about this project fucking dog Jonah Hebron I don't know anything about this project. Fucking dog.

Jonah Hebron, I think, is the individual's name. But this is the first I've heard from them. Where did you record this? What's the artwork look like? A mountain? Oh, the artwork's very nice. It's almost like a... It has a sort of like... Just say it. Oh, the artwork's very nice. It's almost like a... Yeah, like a... It has like a sort of like...

Just say it. Desert, mountainous kind of vibe to it. Like a dry mountainous. Yeah, when I look at the artwork... I'm pretty good at mountains, so let me just say. Mountain art, Dave, Joe has been really good at. Oh, yeah. I don't know, I see some green, Dave,

and I feel like there's some vegetation. I look at this cover without hearing it at all. It looks like some 70s type shit. Without hearing it, I think of like Jesus Christ Superstar. Yeah, like the credits. Is this the credits? This is an actor who is in Jesus Christ Superstar.

Is this like the credits to Jesus Christ Superstar? A whale? A shark? It's sold out, I can tell you that. A C42. Let me handle it a little more carefully. Addition of 40 this came out on. Just 40, huh? They just did 40.

My greasy mitts all over this thing. It says here, yeah, North Yorkshire. You were right, David. I thought it was wrong. I was like, they couldn't have came from a dog. But there it is. High summer there. No, this looks beautiful. I feel,

is it going to be uplifting? Oh, yeah. Oh, good. Well, I don't know. What? Wait. It's got kind of a heavy, a heavy vibe to it.

There's a twist. Not like, not like heavy metal or anything, but it's, it's. Ooh, heavy metal. Oh, yeah.

Deep, deep cuts. All right. No, it's got to look like a taco, but taste like a cake. I didn't label that one right. So I'm going to bust out two. That worked. I'm going to bust out two.

I'm trying to think of what to do. I know. You got like 20 to choose from. I'm going to do this. You know who I bought a tape from? Who? Zach Davis. Oh, what? You remember this guy? And you know what? He's back? I don't know if he's ever

been away. He's, I don't know. He's a weird guy, right? He was in Lambsbread, in like that 2005, like, noise mecca. But what was the band he was in? Lambsbread. Oh, you mean in his youngin' days? Hardcore band he was in Lambsbread oh you mean in his

youngin days hardcore he was in like Force Fed Glass yeah yeah he was cause I think he's from Massachusetts

yeah um but I gotta say he's a weird fucking dude so I was a little also he's kinda shady

so I was like do I wanna paypal this guy I feel like I've heard a shady thing or two. Yeah, I've heard a shady thing or two. I don't know. I definitely heard weird stuff about him. People flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times.

This tape comes wrapped in tinfoil, which normally I would say, what are you doing? Yeah. The fuck are you doing wrapping it? He's keeping the aliens out. Yeah, he's keeping are you doing? Yeah. The fuck are you doing? He's keeping the aliens out. Yeah, duh. The message is on there. I didn't want them to get it.

Yeah, I would say, Dave, don't be so dumb, but there actually hasn't been an alien in this tape the whole time. There's these two stickers on the outside of the tinfoil, and it's actually pretty good tinfoil. Oh, it's the heavy grade? Yeah. Or he doubled it up. It's aluminum foil.

Oh, aluminum. It's not tin. Here goes Dave again with the tinfoil, aluminum foil thing. We know what people call tinfoil. I'm Italian. We call it tinfoil. A shark. So you open, you actually get the tape out of the tinfoil. You unfold it.

And it's got that... It's got, again... Oh, my God. Actually, I want to heat these fries up. Can I put it in the tinfoil? Oh, yeah, most definitely. Yeah, go for it. Many, many french fries.

It looks like... Bing! 1,000 hamburgers. It looks like a 2005 noise tape. Maybe, you know, the spine looks like John O'Reilly. There's no spray paint. Is there collage?

There's a lot of collage. Oh, look, Trump is on the label. Are there any little scraps of paper? Who's this football player? He looks like a fucking doofus. There's a ton of pieces of paper in here and it's just it's just noise eight it's just noise it's just noise it's just noise it's just a fucking noise tape what's it called the land of the sinking sand on the gift of music did you have to send it in some cryptocurrency no fucking that's what that's why i felt kind of comfortable about it because i was like if i don't get it in like two weeks i can always ask paypal to refund my money which i was fully expecting like

i was like i was like it's not that he's not going to send me the tape it's that the tape probably doesn't exist right But then I saw a picture and it was like, that looks like a lot of tapes, but is that tin foil? But you're right. It's aluminum foil. But feel the foil, though. You know what I mean.

I can roast a chicken in this. Oh, look at that. Give me a couple onions. It's good foil. I thought of a turkey look at that but i love the naroko case feels like it's gonna bust open because there's so many fucking little pieces of paper in it and like yeah all right yeah you'll you'll you'll get the vibe and then i'm gonna play one more and this is an odd one this is the odd one. This is the odd one, Dave. Can you hear him?

This is the odd one. Can't wait to hear it. Torben Ulrich and Laurie Goldström. Oakland Moments. It's a long title. I'm going to call it Oakland Moments on a label called Obscure and Terrible. This is Large Ulrich's dad, the drummer from Metallica.

Oh, I heard about this his dad doing like spoken word and uh laurie goldstrun is like a a cellist who played with like earth oh and she was on like nirvana yeah yeah yeah yeah and it's it's her playing cello and him doing spoken word over top of it and do that again because I thought that was it. That's what it sounds like. It's a little slower. But there's a track on here and it made me think of you, Joe.

It was that one. And it's called Dice of Play Slice of Pizza. That's my motto. And I knew that you were going to be over here. See the fucking cheese there. Pizza.

You like pizza. You like dice for all your games that you play. I like dice. Dice. Chance. I like chance. I like soft chance. Soft chance.

Chance. Oh, my God. There's nothing really at stake. See, I can do it. Two cool words. Soft Chance. Yeah, that's good. Giant Claw, Soft Chance. It's his first album that's just

duck sounds. It's goddamn ducks. Waterbird? That's alligator. Dave, good reboot, by the way. All right, is that everyone? Did we all pick? It's a lizard.

A little lizard. A lizard? What the hell is she a lizard? Almost 500 pound gorilla. Goodbye. I'm so glad we're together again. Oh, that was good. I gotta fold this back up And I Just thought for this I took my great-a mate Time to align

And I missed my bonus too Enough time to incinerate The monkey hunt Outta me Oh, yes Oh, oh Oh, yes I'm not dress, I'm coming out I'm not a baby, baby There goes the air, it's in your head You look at the clouds and the snow, they're dead Thank you. so

so I'm going to die. Where the plasma meets the drain Blink the crystal in the street Stays the bottoms of the coop I just have a feeling I'm in the blue No sleep on the road A warm sun Way over your head I'm on the corner of the road Gazing to the components here The tractor lining

Directly to Graves go highest Takes us here Traveling in dreams I'll swim down Like the oceans burn Course of the air To my own world I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. so How did you get here? I was just walking around. I was just walking around.

I was just walking around. I was just walking around. I was just walking around. I was just walking around. I was just walking around. I was just walking around. I was just walking around. I was just walking around.

I was just walking around. I was just walking around. I was just walking around. Thank you. so oh Thank you. I'm watching you. so so The so okay okay Thank you. I understand. In other words, you see, we're trying to understand this. I see a problem. What should I consider? I'm just asking. What if you are a drug dealer?

Then that becomes the proof so forth. Yes. I can feel it. I would think we could go back up and change it in swamps or so. Yes. Can I get into this situation to say that we see it this moment? uh What is action? No doubt. Seeing the tree is action. But the tree, the actuality, Thank you. See? I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm going to go to the next one. Yeah! Oh! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yes, we've heard it often.

We've heard it often, the word coming from Albert Einstein. If he's caught it correctly. God, he said, doesn't play dice. And it seems reasonable enough. Maybe it's the way it is. And if it weren't, we can see that many, many lives would of course be shattered. scattered. And therefore it might well be bad form not to say kind of offensive to bring it up here and say, suppose, suppose, suppose God had read some of that Mallarmé stuff, or Bohr, or Bohm, or say God had seen that Dylan moment at Newport where Dylan asks if there's anyone in the crowd that could

loan him a harmonica. And someone threw one at him. And God had seen that moving moment, maybe on film, and God had been tempted for a the Pope had said something about looking forward to the day where he could maybe sneak out and catch a piece of pizza, maybe just a slice. Is it possible that there could be just that moment, that kind of moment of temptation where God would be thinking of linking up with Malamie or go it alone and just ask if there's someone out there that could loan him a couple of dice just for a throw or two uh just just just a throw

no more just a couple how are you what the fuckers? What the fuck, buddies? What the fucking ears? What the fuck, Knicks? What the fuck, Arikans? Hey.

Hey. Dave. Dave. It's a lot of language. Doro double lives. I'm sorry. Well, I mean, it's 11 o'clock, so. Oh, yeah, yeah. You can't steal.

Bringing out the big guns. That's proprietary material. Bringing out the big guns, boys. You can't steal on Google. Welcome back to 120 Minutes. I out the big guns, boys. You can't steal them. Welcome back to 120 Minutes. I'm Dirk DeMarcus. I'm with Sonic Youth, your guest host tonight. What did we play there?

Casero Lazo. Casero Lazo. That went on Strategic Tape Reserve. That Zach Davis. That noise tape. That noise tape. That noise tape by a weirdo. Wrapped in tinfoil.

But, but, but, really nice tin foil it was good tin foil and then torben alrick and laurie goldstrand uh oakland moments on obscure and terrible she had a tape on on on uh eiderdown oh really like 2020 maybe or 2019 discography seagull or something yeah what a weird discography it is. Who are you? Dave, I like how you were saying, you said it as a joke, but I think I did hear Lars in the background on that tape practicing in the basement. His dad was like, shut up. I'm doing my art.

I'm doing art music. Fuck you. Gets real pissed. All right. All right. All right, you boys ready to... I'm not ready to say goodbye to you, but I guess we have to at some point. You ready?

Yeah. Ready to close it out. You ready to pull down this last block? Yeah. Episode number 168. It's been fun. Yeah, you did it. We did it.

It's been a good time. Yeah, I mean... It's been a very good time. It's been a very good time you did it. We did it. It's been a good time. Yeah, I mean. It's been a very good time. It's been a very good time. Thanks, Keith Rankin, for joining us. Horny as hell. Oh, yeah. Who the hell is that?

And, yeah, we got, what do we got? Who wants to go here? I'll go. I'm going to play this tape. Why do you get to go? Oh, I don't have to go. I can go. You want me to start?

Yeah. I mean, whatever. I want Joe to go. That's what I want. My tacos are like this. I just don't want you to assume you can go. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I thought you gave me a wink. I don't have big toes, but... I thought you gave me a wink. I don't have big toes, but don't step on them. Oh. Oof. Maroon. What the hell's that? She's old enough to be my mother. Original motion picture soundtrack music.

Oh, we got an OSC. By Jonathan Snipes. Okay. I know who that is. So he's in Clipping, right? He is one third of Clipping. One third of Clipping. He's what I like to call the other guy from Clipping.

But I didn't know he did... Soundtracks for film. He's done a few soundtracks for film. Yeah, I didn't realize that. This one... The cinema. They say the cinema's dead. I don't believe it because Jonathan Snipes

is clearly making a soundtrack for a movie called Mope. That's what I'm playing, the titular track of this record. Now, speaking of titular, speaking of titular, this is like a porno type film, right? Well, I don't really know, but there is some porno names on the A side. That's why I didn't play that. You want to say something about them? I do. My penis. And something about them? I do.

And you know what? There's two cool words. Cocaine blowjob. Do you have any more information you want to tell me? See, I can do it. Twice. I've done it twice. No, this is like, it's a true story, apparently, this movie. About like two dudes

who are trying to break in. You don't know what a mope is? No, I don't know what a mope is. Dave, you know what a mope is. After I saw the Bukkake Boys and Blowjob, I was like, maybe I shouldn't have played this tape. No, it's fine. It's good. 18 plus.

It's just what I need. Do you guys want to guess what a mope is? Yeah, I don't know what a mope is. I have no idea. I don't want to guess. A mope is like a low level. It doesn't sound good. It's a low level extra dude in porn. to guess. A bunny? A mope is like a low-level... It doesn't sound good. It's a low-level extra dude in porn.

Uh-huh. Is a mope. A mope. Like you're dumb... That's how you start. Yeah, you fucking dumb dangling dick kind of guy. A mope. And it's about these two dudes who are trying to break into porn.

They're trying to make some moves. Okay. And get into porn. And I guess they were... David Arquette... David Carr... David Arquette called them mopes or something. And one guy, or maybe both of them, I don't know.

They killed everyone with a samurai sword. What? They killed everyone on the Bourne set. The mopes killed everyone. This is the movie? This is a true story. This is a true story. It's a true story about a mope.

Two mopes. Two mopes. I think it's... What's the plural of mope? Mopes. Mipe? I think it's m What's the plural of Mope? Mopes. I think it's Mipe. Actually, I think you flipped the vowel. They killed a bunch of people

with a samurai sword. They tossed it back and forth. They did cool moves. That's not sexy. I lost my shoe. Apparently, it's a true story. You can't trust anything on the media these days mike it's a tragic story no that's what they want you to believe

no fake news but jonathan snipes show me the sword joe's been saying release the sword material yeah let me see. Let me see it. I've talked to doctors. I've had them look at 100 different tapes of his. Jonathan Snipes, I feel like he normally does horror soundtrack type sounds. I guess that's what I was reading. It's too scary. And I wish I could remember a couple movies or whatever else that I saw online. Well, we can go to Discogs.

Go to Discogs. Let me see if my computer still has it. Or go to Bandcamp. Can I get somebody's Discogs password? to Discogs. Let me see if my computer still has it. Or go to Bandcamp. Can I get somebody's Discogs password? Go to Bandcamp. It's Peanut. Peanut. It's Peanut 62.

El Duce. The El Duce tapes. Original soundtrack. 2021. A brand new one. Okay. On Burning Witch's record. This one's on.

68. This one's on. See, excess flesh another one on death by mark from 2016 works too excess flesh he's also two words putting together always works uh two words mask of the ninja oh another one on death by gaur but yeah this one is moope, Porn 1. Were you playing the Blowjob song? No, no, I'm playing the titular track. Oh, so Mope. Mope.

Okay, okay, that makes sense. I got it. All right, today was too scary. Death Fog Mark just did that collab tape with Hasu Mountain. Have you fellas seen that? No. No. You haven't seen that?

No. You gotta go on the internet. You gotta dial onto this thing. They collaborated on putting out a tape. Well, I'll tell you exactly what they did. Right after I filed, you got... That's what I was trying to... Hasu Mountain.

Death Bomb. Death Bomb Arc. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's like an artist from one label and collaborating with an artist from the other label. Oh, I see what they did there. And it's like an artist from one label and collaborating with an artist from the other label oh I see what they did there and it's pretty great maybe I'll play something next time

alright maybe I will do that Dave what do you got or did you already go no I did not go I'll go now this is my last one I'm fucking going now I want to play this this one on crash cymbals

oh Jesus Christ it's an expression it's just two cool words crash cymbals it's better than just two words though because it's a pun yeah it's not like cymbals like the cymbals that you hit when you're playing the drums

it's like cymbals like like a cross or like a hashtag when you're playing the drums. It's like cymbals. What? Like a cross. I didn't get it at first. I get it now. Or like a hashtag. Yeah, that's a cymbal. That's a cymbal. That's a cymbal, yeah.

Chevron. Chevron. Yeah. Like a cymbal. What's your favorite cymbal? My favorite cymbal. What's your favorite cymbal? I like the...

I like an I. I like the one that looks like a yin-yang, but it's kind of square. Ooh. A square yin-yang? Yeah, from like the dingbats. I like the high school S, the cool S. That's a good one.

Well, that's why I said it. But it's funny. It's Crash Symbols is funny. West Virginia label. Yeah, Morgantown, right? Morgantown, West Virginia. Morgantown. Country roads, the whole deal. So I'm going to play this

Umbra and Czar's split. I wear Umbra shorts all the time. Oh yeah? They're comfy. I look real good in them too. Oh boy, I'm getting a little gassy from those marinated bugles or whatever the fuck those things do you want me to burp you because i'll do it for 20 bucks really i'll do it for 15 i mean

all right yeah i would have paid you more but i mean i'm just getting started tell a couple friends i want to feel it out a little bit okay I get it when did this tape come out I think this is a new one actually or newer it's not like I'm not like digging through

all the old shit in my pile it's 2021 Dave it came out in February did it really? It absolutely did. Unless you're telling me that Bandcamp has information that's not right in here. Bandcamp? No. No. That's like saying

Wikipedia's got hacked. Is Bandcamp open source, like anybody can edit your stuff? I don't think so. Yeah. No, it's all open source. Anybody can contribute a track. I don't think so. No, it's all open source. Anybody can contribute a track. I do feel like you should be able to log on to Bandcamp and just edit people's

like, no, I'm going to change this. Citation Needed. I'm going to play guitar on this. Or to tell Keith Rankin, you're calling this Mirror Guide. Citation Needed. Where are you getting that information? Mirror Guide. Citation Needed. Always works. Everyone can do it.

So you're doing one from each of these? Yeah, I'm going to do one from each of these. Umbra. I thought Umbra was a project. I guess there's a lot of other projects that are similarly, like pretty, maybe like a letter or two off from that. Yeah. So I wasn't expecting what I heard,

but it's really good. Project from Serbia, I think. Yeah. So I wasn't expecting what I heard, but it's really good. Project from Serbia, I think. Okay. Weird, wild stuff. What happened to the Crash Symbols logo? It used to be a circle, and it looked like someone squished it. Yeah, I think it sat out

in that Morgantown sun a little too long. Oh, no. It's hot out there. He got a virus. Yeah, it looks like their label is getting squished. I feel like if they're going to do that, if they're going to use that Photoshop filter or whatever is going on there, every year

they should squish it more. They should keep squishing. It's just slowly imploding until it turns into a little dot. Well, I would say keep squishing it until it looks like a smushed bug. Until the Crashishing it until it looks like a smushed bug. Until the Crash Symbols logo is just a smushed bug. Huh.

Why a bug? I'm not saying... Like, why is that the thing that you wanted to, like... I have the same conversations with my son. I'm not saying it has to be a bug. I'm saying it will look like a... Like a Rorschach test? Yeah, but that Rorschach test...

You see a bug, huh? I always see... I always see a squish bug. All I'm saying is just keep changing... I was trying to do a bit where it was like... It changed a little bit. It changed a little bit from before, and I thought maybe if you keep changing it...

I don't know. I don't know. I'm just shooting shit. I love it. I don't know. I haven't done this in a long time. Sometimes you gotta work material out. It's a lizard.

That's why you do the small gloves first. Little red. Am I ending this with two? Yeah, I think so. Little red. Alright, the first one I'm gonna do. Let me get my stuff here. Uh,

I'm gonna absolutely not even get close on anything I pronounce here, but I'm going to try my best. Do it. I'm going to try my best. Let me see what your best is. Le Filet. Le Filet d'Ileadad. Self-titled tape.

I'll take one of those. Yeah. It's the closest I'm gonna i gotta drive home haley jesus christ it's a self-titled tape on sahel sounds uh where did my beer go oh it's right here some uh toric music oh cool let me say rural nigeria oh i'm excited from what i read on wikipedia it's a group of women and apparently women don't normally play Tariq music. But these women do. They certainly do.

And yeah, they fucking jam on this guitar. They got a capo. I think this is an older tape from like 2016. I don't know what that means. A capo? I know what it does but as far as like why you do it I have no idea

oh it just changes the tuning that's what I hear I hear about that they have an LP coming out in July or it came out in July 9th depending on when Dave when are you going to get this episode up? are you going to do it as fast as you can?

I'll do it as fast as I can, buddy, but it might not be up until late tomorrow. Oh, that's fine. You take your time. My tacos are like this. You know, it's weird because it says 2020 on the back, but I thought I read that this... Oh, it also says 2014 on the back. Now I know what's going on.

Now I feel like I'm in a time loop. Yeah, this is like a Doctor Who episode, but one of the bad ones. What does it matter? One of the early ones, the black and white ones. I don't fucking believe this. I say we go to DEFCON 4. Do you guys know anything about the Emdu Mokhtar drive-in movie theater thing that they did? No.

I saw some people talking about it on the internet. You guys got to get on the internet. I know. I just got to get on. I'm unplugged, Haley. You got to get on. You can get your pizza emailed to you. I slowed my Wi-Fi down. Well, there was something.

I've got the Rustic plan from Verizon. Oh, you've got the Verizon Rustic? What is that? It's basically like you get two websites websites a day oh which ones any two it's a random cycle yeah you you put in it's curing websites that you like and they curate like a website list for you that they just feed you random you just go to website.com and it just fills up a random. Website one, website two. Mine aren't very good so far. The algorithm's off.

I get like home improvement and like car rims. It's a start, man. Have you thought about getting like the rustic bundle package? And they like, they title with twine. That's how they do it. Like the rustic bundle package? And they title with twine? Like a rustic twine? I really, really wish I had a... Not a drum roll, but a rim shot for that one. What's about these drive-ins?

I don't know. There was something. Some concert film that they played, like a drive-ins in places. Oh, okay. I don't know. I didn't see it. It wasn't around here. It sounded really, yeah.

The sound of it when I heard it. I'd drive to that. I'd drive, yeah, I'd go to it. That must have been really smart. This last tape I'm going to play to end out this episode. Compactor. The tape is called Hold Music and the label is called Waste Management.

Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, I sent you this because I thought you would like the aesthetic. Yeah, yeah. I'll explain it to Dave because I don't think I sent it to him. This is kind of like, it's just like, how do I explain it to you? I don't even know.

No, it's like, it's a corporation. Think of a headless corporation. Oh my goodness. Maybe a little bit into the future. A headless corporation? A headless corporation. Everything's concrete. Everything's, you know, industrial.

A skeleton. That's the idea of the label and the project. It's all vague kind of stuff they talk about compactor being a an interconnected set of machinery what kind of bird that is manipulated by an anonymous figure known as the worker oh my goodness under orders from the face so this is like this is like bernie sanders america this is yeah this is bernie sanders bernie sanders it sounds like it's probably just some dude from new jersey who has like uh i'm picturing whoever does this project lives in new jersey their clothes are a little dirty they have like a punk patch sewn on they don't listen to punk but they have like a discharge patch right on there

like that kind of deal yeah is what i'm guessing yeah i don't know but the this is uh it comes in one of those vinyl boxes it's got a diagram inside on it's condensed milk come from condensed cows and there was something going on like you bought it you could get it with like a polo work shirt with like the company logo on it or something. It's a whole deal. It's a whole world they got going. The project uses mostly obsolete equipment, which is set up, broken down, and maintained. Let me get a look at that. By system administrator Derek Rush.

Oh, there's a name right there. Oh, hold on. Hold on. So this says manipulated by an anonymous figure known as the worker. This looks like this is in Ian's wheelhouse. And this says Derek Rush. A clue. The only thing it's missing is an exploded diagram of the cassette. Yeah, they really missed opportunity on that one.

Yeah, but there's a bunch of other compactor stuff on waste management. Or I would like to see an exploded diagram of a compactor. Or like a trash truck. Yeah. I lost my shoe. All right, so that's what I'm going to play. That's what I'm going to do. I think we did.

We get it all. Thanks for Keith. Do we thank Keith Rankin? We thanked him. He was so horny that whole time. I think he looked great. Give me a little bit of reverb, Dave. He got a virus.

Dave's not here. Welcome back. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I like to hear what you think about drugs. What the hell does it matter? What the hell does it matter? Burger King, Wendy's, and McDonald's. All right. 168. Another one in the bag, boys.

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