Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #169 | 6.27.21
Episode Date: June 27, 2021Credo In Deum, Sharkula x Mukqs, Angry Black Men & Khaki Blazer, Tunnel Speeches, Night Foundation, Julie Hill, Linda Smith, DJ Headboggle, Newagehillbilly, Marsha Fisher, Supreme Joy, Powl Dune, Mot...h Bucket, and Delaware Dan.
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You're so dumb. You just don't get it.
What tape are you playing?
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some cassette music. We're going to play some cassette music. That's a big, big, sonic number.
I have no clue.
We're going to play some cassette music.
They hear it coming.
We're going to play some cassette music.
30 years later.
We're going to play some cassette music.
Pretty damn scary.
Oh, and everything happens.
We're going to play some cassette music.
All right, play the goddamn tape.
Play the goddamn tape.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Why do we have to go through this exercise every time?
Tabs out.
Cassette Podcast, Episode number 169.
I am Mike.
Is that the right number?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I haven't really had a chance to, like, reckon with how funny that is.
All this from a slice of gabagool.
Could you imagine?
Jamie, could you imagine doing 169s?
You haven't even introduced me yet.
I'm Mike here with Dave and Jamie.
Jamie, you're filling in for Joe B b who's uh he got a virus he's not here tonight
how's everybody doing i'm doing great it's really nice to see you guys
and my tapes right time yeah what about my tape you missed you missed it you missed the embarrassing episode uh the first episode back
after pandemic what was it what do you mean embarrassing this fucking this mope over here
got us a seven inch fucking pizza oh it's come on and a coffee cup full of french fries
i bought my friends a street. I bought you a tree.
After he's going on and on about how much money he's raking in from this Tee Public bullshit.
Go to Tee Public.
Go to our Tee Public site.
I make funny shirts.
I'm expecting like a, I don't know, like a Sicilian.
At least an eight inch pizza.
At least an eight inch.
Jesus Christ.
Listen, I got you a pizza.
It fit on that table with the fries.
It wasn't even hanging over the edges.
It fit nicely on the card tray.
On that little TV.
I looked over there.
I was like, what's that?
Is that Mike's?
Is that just Mike's?
Did he get everybody a pizza?
I started getting, no.
That was everybody's pizza and fries.
I actually did get a separate one for myself.
I bought my friends a nice treat for the first podcast back.
This is the second podcast back.
And you should be happy that we're friends and we're having fun and we're doing that.
We have stacks of tapes on the table.
You stack spaghetti sauce at a store.
I learned a lot.
Oh, well, do you want to just play some of these tapes?
Yeah, man. I got all my pandemic tapes here. Oh, no. These are pandemic tapes. Oh, dear. I learned a lot. Do you want to just play some of these tapes?
Yeah, man.
I got all my pandemic tapes here.
Oh, no.
These are pandemic tapes?
Oh, dear.
Did you quarantine them?
Yeah.
How long have they been?
They've been isolated long enough.
Okay, good.
I'm dying to know what this enormous box is over there. It's like a trapper keeper.
Dave, would you say the pizza that I bought,
the very, I call it the kind pizza,
the kind pizza I bought you,
was it larger or smaller than the box?
It probably could have fit in that.
There's no way.
It probably could have fit in that.
There's no way.
Do you want to start off with this big one?
Sure.
You guys know the label, no part of it?
Yeah.
I don't want any part of it.
They're a scary one, right?
A little bit scary
cobwebs on their tags yeah somebody they were in a chain so it's it's um arvo zylo i believe is the
person that runs it um he put out a uh 12 cassette compilation oh my goodness. A dozen. A dozen. Look at all those things. Wow.
All C40s and each one splits.
So it's 24 artists total.
What letter does that go up to?
Letter X.
If you did a baker's dozen, it would have been all 26.
But I don't know if they sell 13 cassette vinyl boxes. Well, you know what should have happened here?
There's like a supplemental cassette that comes separate.
And you know, hand me this box.
I don't know if I can hold it.
And that one comes in an even bigger box.
No, I think you put it here.
You slide it behind the plastic.
Like these, no?
No, you don't do that to your shelves.
Gee, what happened?
All right, don't do that.
Keep it 12 tapes.
What is this?
It's...
Stop it.
We're doing a serious one because this is a big box,
so this is kind of a serious...
Stop it.
He did this actually in an edition of 40,
which is pretty impressive.
They're sold out now.
I actually got the very last
copy i didn't get one can i have that one um no i had to pay money for this you should leave it
here when we're done okay yeah i don't have that tape and i like to get like get my hands on it
it's very good though i was a little um you know when when you see this this much quantity you
start to question well is it good but i before i bought it I did my due diligence I previewed some tracks and liked what I heard and how many
tracks did you preview I probably two or three that's due diligence that's pretty
good that's a good sample size yeah well who's on it um see Bob Bucko jr. why are
you looking at the computer screen?
The big box is right next to you.
Oh, I got to look at the insert.
Yeah, look at the insert.
See the fucking G-Stick. It's a little harder to read on this.
Sterile Garden.
Where did you record this?
Concrete Violin.
Botched Facelift.
Sounds like you're skipping a few.
Rattlesnake Eggs.
Comfort Link.
So an incredibly cool little lizard. What was it? What kind of eggs? Rattlesnake eggs. Comfort Link. So an incredibly cool little lizard.
What was it?
What kind of eggs?
Rattlesnake eggs.
Dave, you ever eat rattlesnake eggs?
I'll make a rattlesnake egg sandwich.
Yeah.
You're very careful with that steak.
All black and white, so you know it's scary.
You know it's scary you know it's scary yeah uh stay yeah each each
cassette's got a stamp on it with a letter they go up to x and then uh mr arvo zylo wrote me a
little handwritten note that i i saved along with it said thanks for your support i hope you like
the way it turned out what you hope you like the way what turned out it it turned out no part of it no part of it and what
happens if you don't like how it turned out then what um i might be able to get a refund okay i
can report on the better business bureau first and what are you playing off this comp um i'm
gonna play the d side this is an artist credo in Nduem, formerly Buddhist on Fire.
Do we know anything about them?
Not really.
He's formerly Buddhist on Fire.
This person is one of those people, you go to their Discogs page, there's like a thousand aliases.
Their name is Robert Labarge.
Why do they need so many aliases?
What are they doing with all of them?
I don't know.
Every time they put out a cassette,
this one's got a little bit more distortion.
Yeah, this one's a little bit more ambient. Yeah, sparkly.
Just use one name or two, maybe three,
four to five tops.
That's it.
There's only one release with this artist's name,
and it's on the No Part of It label.
Okay.
So you're going to play that?
Yeah, I'll play that side.
I think it's a particularly good side.
All right.
Then what if Dave went next?
Dave, you literally just put a pretzel in your mouth.
Yeah, why don't you go?
Huge podcast tip.
Keep that bag of Snyder's pretzels nearby.
You want me to go?
You can.
This kind of throws me.
Okay, I'll go.
You know, I'm going to start off
with two strips of bacon.
A double dose.
Doing it already.
Two ones on recent Hasu Mountain.
Well, one is on Hasu Mountain
and one is a Hasu Mountain Death Bomb Arc collab.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Label collab.
Two very prestigious labels.
Very prestigious labels.
License end in short.
They got together to do this Arc Mountain cassette.
You know anything about this, Dave?
No.
I know about it.
You don't. Ask me, ask me. Jamie. Jamie, do you know anything about this dave no i i know ask me ask me jamie jamie do you
know anything about this um ark mountain tape yes well in fact uh each track has is a duo of
one artist from hasu mountain and one artist from death bomb ark that's actually not true no no
they're not necessarily duos there are some trios oh you got me on technicality well it's it's
not less of a technicality and more of just what is the correct information what and compared to
what did you say so what you're trying to say is i was completely wrong but it is all death bomb arc
you were wrong yes okay it is all death bomb arc artists hasu mountain artist
they smush them together they smish them into a little bundle
you know what i'm just realizing dave me and you we did a tape on hasu mountain
we did did they i'm assuming they didn't email me about being on
this they get in touch with you no they certainly didn't gotta check i'll check i think we only get
one i'll check my spam folder they got artists like they got fire tools now they don't yeah
we got one pity release that's all we get well i'll take one they hate changing fire tools
on here a lot yeah like uh there's fire tools is actually on here like fire tools
is on here like three times and we're not on here once did she master it too tell me she mastered it
i'm not gonna tell you but i'll give you one of these all right yeah yeah yeah um i just can't
wait to taste it i'm gonna play what am i gonna play I'm gonna play my favorite track on here
did I put my drumroll on
Angry Black Man and Khaki Blazer
track
Pat from Mothcock
Angry Black Man
I have a new one on Death Bar mark called reality i think either just dropped
or it's just about to teetering it's edging this is a c40 all proceeds go to the last prisoner
project for this one and i think there are actually still a few copies left i'm gonna play
that and i'm gonna tag team it with the sharkula mux collaboration take caution on
the beach the second collab between sharkula mux a shark not bad do you have do you have one for
mux you got a funny word for him this is the second collab i'm not sure if i mentioned that
and i'm gonna play a track on here
i don't know a lion and a dog the track mentions delaware and i just i just enjoyed hearing it oh
yeah i do remember that i just enjoy i just well jamie don't just remember it be prepared to
experience it again well there's a there's a lot of masturbation talk on that tape you listen to that at all define a lot like almost every song he's i'm serious
that's not a lot dave now you know damn well i just finished and you put another
that's okay another okay you just swallowed that pretzel yeah i just swallowed my pills
there's a pretzel shapedshaped thing in your throat.
Oh, that's just my album title.
Joby would really like the cover of that Sharky LaMuck's tape
with that billboard with the graffiti on it in the background
of Maxwell Allison's SNES graphics that he uses.
What's he doing?
I don't know what he does.
He takes screenshots of Nintendo.
And then cuts them up and makes collages. It's not legal,
but... No, it's definitely not legal.
Alright, I'm gonna play... Those are the...
Highly, highly illegal. Highly, highly illegal.
Highly illegal. Goodbye.
And I know it. And I know it.
Just so you know, Hasu-man, I know.
Just so they know.
Dave absolutely knows.
Welcome. Dave, you got a tape you want to play
yeah I'm going to play this tape on
Specious
from a project called Tunnel Speeches
Tunnel Speeches
Tunnel Speeches like you give a speech
and what's the label name
what's that
Specious and what's the
tape name I think it's just
self titled no I mean what's the label name? Specious. And what's the tape name? I think it's just self-titled.
No, I mean, what's the artist?
Tunnel Speeches.
I feel like this is a tongue twister, right?
Specious.
Yes.
Speeches.
Yeah.
Okay.
Jamie gets what I'm saying.
I can say it just fine.
I don't know what's wrong with you guys.
Oh, brother.
Well, who is this?
This is a project from Brooklyn.
Speeches.
New York.
Lots of tunnels in Brooklyn.
Are there?
Yeah.
I don't know if I've ever witnessed a speech in one.
No, they do those outside of them.
Yeah, that wouldn't make any sense at all.
Well, I mean, if you didn't have a microphone, it might work.
Because of the natural reverb.
Oh, the natural reverb of those Brooklyn tunnels. you get right in the middle of a brooklyn tunnel if only pharaoh
sanders was around for this dave give me some reverb i want to try to simulate a brooklyn
tunnel i don't know how to do it anymore i don't want to do it either you know a guy came over to
fix the mixer and i think he took all the reverb out of it. He had like a black and white
striped shirt and
a mask and a big bag
that said reverb on it and then when he left
it didn't do it anymore.
Don't turn the knobs
because you're going to... What am I going to do?
Oh, that's
mine.
There we go.
That's the reverb.
Is that reverb? That's mine. Hello, hello. There we go. There we go. Oh, hey. That's the reverb. Is that reverb?
That's reverb.
Okay.
It sounds like I'm in a tunnel, right?
Yeah.
Hello.
Oh, you took it away.
You can just picture a giant tunnel right now.
Why can't I have it?
It's like you're in it with me.
It's not because you won't give me any.
There you go.
I don't want it.
Take it off. All right. Let me any I don't want it take it off
alright let me see that tape
pass it over here
tunnel speeches on speecious
oh yeah
there's a butt on this cover
you see this butt
Dave already took the obi off
he left the obi by his
Mike doesn't like them
no I don't like those.
Yeah, take those off.
Oh, wait, you know what?
Is that?
Hold on a second.
I think, didn't I just give you a tape on this label?
Or did somebody else?
Yeah, tonight.
I just gave you something.
Or another label, either Specious is ripping off another label,
or another label who we're about to really put on blast is ripping them off.
I can't wait to find out.
No, there's another Specious one in here.
Okay, what's that one?
This is Multiform Palace.
Okay.
All right, want to get into this first block?
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Hello boys and girls
You better get to sanitizing
It's the COVID-19 Rona
Yo, and this is Sharkilla
Yo, check it out, here we go
I was grinding while you were masturbating
My mind is spinning like a golden hubcap on Rolls Royce
When ladies see Sharkilla they get moist
Cause they know that I'm top choice
I'm priceless, that means everything to a care bear
Playing rugby with the mayor Yeah, I'm a player
Rock and roll like Slayer Yo, ladies and gentlemen
Come and turn, we'll lock the red carpet Come through, we wanna park the car
Right over there In the garage at the cabin lodge
Yo, you gotta know, we gotta do it It's priceless, that means we can't be bought
Chocolate's worth beyond billions What's a P-U-Z-K?
All you fake artists bite with a freeway And you're doing what they're doing
You can't choose it, don't be juicy Your booty juices, diarrhea's a oozy This bike looking plain And doing what they doing If you choosing
Don't be juicy, your booty juices
Diarrhea's a Uzi
Go to Catholic Church, it's chicken
A quiet riot
Chew it, swallow it
Yup, you're full of
Shit, I've been selling
Music, trying to do it
Salaam
Woah woah woah woah Ha ha ha ha Tryna do it so loud
Yo, peep it out Pop the bottles, blaze it up
Yo, he got a sharp razor guard I don't know what to say
But do you do peep-a-boo?
Woo-ah-no boo Playboy magazines
But doing hip-hop things
While you're workin'
Chillin' in the pond
Like a bully panthom
I have a major move to make
And I'm not on the toilet
Good lady friends
In a new relationship
That's swell
I just make records
Excel
Bonafide I write Exclusive At 12, I just make records Excel, want to buy
I write, exclusive
Rhyme in the hotel, no abusive
I never hit a woman
I love myself too much
D-word, Sassoon, and Jordan
Country filter
Coming through
We're hitting the Hilton No no, we're not on stilts kids, I study in the mud, what's up, soapsuds, botanical baths, eat organic on the planet, shake your head like Janet Jackson in State Street. You're probably eating
3,000 calories. Kiss your girl Mallory. We just won't be quick. Kiss my Chris. My name's
not Alice. Alice. Alice. My name's not Alice. If you understand, we're at the palace
Go to the places you know you wanna see
What you wanna gotta be
See a movie alone, don't masturbate
In a movie like Pee Wee Herman
Drink a beer in German
I do the slush, a big crush
On a chick, she loves to take a big trip
Out of state, out of country, I jog in Germany, F.C. in Austria, no time
Indiana, don't be blind, Delaware, smoke some kind, bud
Africa, smoking in Jamaica Illinois, in Chicago
We're not bullcrap We like to get on our roller skates and rap rap
Out of space, garlic clam chowder Vegan pizza, puff
You need the iron, so you better iron your clothes
Surprised, I sell by Trill Tr in your booty. A lot of masturbation. Drop in bombs, atomic flows
Rip the mic and shake the soul
You can never underrate me, bro
Taking shots, it's subliminal
Chiropractic, fist to nose
Throw them bows, dominoes
Filled with anger, I'm no ho
Screaming danger, Power Ranger Give a smirk, bitch, I'ma give with anger I'm no ho, screamin' danger Power ranger, give a smirk
Bitch, I'ma give a finger I'm the black cat, it's you, Sabrina
Sparkin' voodoo on all you singers Rappers and actors, bitch, boy
Snap, snap, snap, like a crab, I gotcha Got the magic, that be spazzing
Through the rapid, all this action In the streets, it's automatic
I be reekin' all this habit Get away, get away, flow like Aladdin
Minute main, minute main verse when I'm rapping Garbage tractor, work progressing
The internet work, connection happens When I'm at souls, your back grows spazzles
Public figure, public housing, bitch
Still a sad little nigga Like I'm Malcolm in the middle
Spittle riddle, Stuart Little Eating flows like a skittle
Lotta niggas acting fickle Spitting flames, watching sizzle Pop a pimple, life of niggas actin' fickle Spittin' flames, watch it sizzle, pop a pimple
Life ain't simple when I'm scratchin' for these nickels
Got the gun like Travis Bickle, my reflection in the mirror
I can't always see it clear when I'm sippin' on this liquor
My depression gettin' bigger, but I never wanna show it
Put the passion in the music, cause I'm scared we gonna blow it
Angry nigga and you know it
Something like a ghetto poet
Very stoic when I rap
You can see it when I'm flowin'
No, tell me what's your motive, ho
Titties, I can motorboat
Angry black man, we don't rap
Version Cohen, bro Anybody's intelligent thinking to most people who would consider themselves intelligent beings,
they'd say, oh, that's absurd. What's all this doomsday stuff? What's all this prophetic stuff?
You know, intelligent human beings should realize that everything has their cycle.
They have their season.
They have their beginning.
They have their end.
They have cycles. No. ¶¶ Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you. Let's go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not going to be the meat of your stomach.
I'm not going to be the meat of your stomach. Thank you. That was just experimental stuff. That was a lot of fun stuff jamie you want to can you recap that
in order oh goodness let's trio and do and dm do them whatever it is well yeah find out what that
means by the way it's probably something bad yeah because you can't oh credo means believe believe in god credo and do them credo and maybe it means like uh credo and do them
poop poop maybe it means he believes in okay that's cool that's cool i believe in poop i
believe it i i'm open to poop's not real dave i keep telling you you gotta have an open mind
no it's not real dave's a flat i was i look it up online he's a flat pooper he believes
all poop is flat just because his is i keep telling him stop shitting while you're sitting
down dave you gotta stand up yeah it comes out like that shaved uh that solvaki made
yeah like a yeah no it's like how they make um laminates when they shave the wood down really
it's like real thin slices all right slices that was on no part of it
then we heard
khaki blazer with
sharkula mux
I'm sorry but we did not
then we heard sharkula and mux collab
and then the angry black man and khaki blazer
collab
on ark mountain
the death bomb ark Hasu Mountain collab.
I said it again.
I said it once, I'll say it again.
Say it again.
Say it again.
Say it one more time.
Give me some reverb.
Give me some reverb.
There's duos.
There's trios.
There's quartets.
And then that Tunnel Speeches self-title tape on Specious,
which a lot of funny stuff going on there.
A lot of like, I don't know what they were doing.
It's good stuff.
That was just experimental stuff.
It was fun.
I think as long as you have a good rhythm section,
you can do anything else on top of it.
I think as long as the drummer can, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
All right, Dave, you want to go first this round?
My good sir, Dave.
Sure.
Dave's not here.
Go ahead.
Took you long enough.
I'm going to play this night foundation tape.
I'm sorry.
I tried to do that one about an hour ago.
Night foundation.
That's part of my skincare regimen.
I put a little night foundation.
Oh, do you?
Okay.
I do.
I do.
Yeah.
I've been thinking lately.
Not only do I want to be- Clay mask?
Not only do I want to be cool and smart
and good at experimental music,
I want to be pretty.
I'm surprised more people didn't wear
that kind of face mask as a protest coup.
Like a clay mask or a mud mask?
Cucumbers.
Cucumbers on their eyes?
Actually, they said you could get COVID through your eyes too so that actually they
probably wouldn't do the cucumber in your pores i think they'll do the cucumbers over their ears
huh or you do it over your butt all right so what are you playing dave uh night foundation
let there be light on flop house okay okay Flophouse this is an edition of
37
which I think it's probably just because this paper
was so expensive that's all they could do
this is really shiny this is like a
maybe a printed transparency
over some
one of the fancy
one of the
fancier pieces of paper you can get from like michael's or something
that's i'm a bit of a colored i'm a bit of a paper hound that's future paper no that's not
dave that's not rainbow colored paper the i'm not rainbow colored i don't have time to explain
you how spectrums work but this is like uh i know you want it give me a second jesus christ
put it in my hand i'm trying to reassemble it for you.
Don't reassemble it because I'm just going to take it.
Yeah, but that's part of the experience.
I do want to have a journey here.
I give up.
You can figure it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The thing about this paper, which is pretty nice,
is that you can't get a good fold back on that.
Well, you can get a fold, but you can't fold it back.
But there's no information on the inside,
so you don't necessarily even need to. This is the kind
of paper that... I'll give you a little tip.
This is the kind of paper that if you
suspect someone of a crime, you kind of
get them to touch it, and it'll leave a print.
And then you can take it down to the lab.
Have the boys in the lab analyze it.
That's right. But this is cool, this
transparency with the printing on it over top of this cool rainbow
spectrum paper.
It's very nice.
It's a good idea.
It's a very good idea.
I wish I had thought of that.
I think the reason why it's limited to 37, though, is because these white C-62s or whatever,
that's probably how many they had left.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Which, did you see- Could be. You see they stamped Flophouse on the top? That's pretty good. That's probably how many they had left. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Which did you see?
Could be.
You see they stamped Flophouse on the top?
That's pretty good.
That's pretty cool.
You got to have good precision to get it on there, not miss.
And who is Night Foundation, Dave?
I don't know.
There be light.
I mean, it's somebody named Richard Verges, but the project's new to me.
I don't know.
You didn't tell me it was hand-numbered like this.
You can hand-number on the-
Well, I mean, you got a little bit anxious.
I'm going to rub this right off.
Those oils, it doesn't have a chance.
Yeah, I rub that right off, Dave.
It's gone.
Yours is not numbered any longer.
Undisclosed edition.
I actually hate when
motherfuckers will send us tapes and they'll
put like promo out of 100.
Press copy. Just name it.
Yeah, just, it's out of 101
now if you made 100 and
aye, aye, aye.
Don't get me started. Don't get me started on that.
Alright, Jamie, why don't you go next I need time to hold down
I got an offering from one of my faves
Galta Media out of Brooklyn
ooh Galta
another one out of Brooklyn
Galta's so good I've been like they're one of the only labels that
anything new comes out on it I buy it
so this is an artist I'm unfamiliar with
cause you like weird jazz and shit
I like weird quirky
space age.
This is kind of like a synth pop album.
The artist is Julie Hill.
This is her only release.
So introducing Julie Hill, I guess.
Super good.
Debut, huh?
Debut.
It's synthy.
It's poppy.
A little bit of progressive rock elements in there that I caught on to.
So yeah, I really dig it.
Which elements?
Which elements?
Yeah, they're kind of like the iron, gold.
Wait a minute.
That was good, Jamie.
What did you say, Dave?
Iron, gold.
Iron and gold.
Is phosphorus an element?
Open up the table.
Open up the whole table.
Magnesium.
Dave's not here!
Waterbird?
Let me say it.
Yeah.
Is this Julie Hill on the cover here?
Yes, it is.
And there's a music video.
Actually, I think there's two music videos for this album.
They're good.
I like it.
It's not usually my thing, but it's on Galta, so it's good.
What, music videos aren't normally your thing?
No, just this genre. What the hell's the matter yeah what about this so you don't know
do you like this tape or not i love it is this a prank are you i don't i don't usually gravitate
towards like poppier music like this so what happened this time i opened my how did it happen
i expanded my consciousness. Good for you. I got my ghoul.
All right, I'll go now. I got my ghoul.
I might play two again.
I might play two again.
Now that Joe's not here, you're just taking all the liberties.
He's the one that usually stops you.
Puts his foot down.
Well, Dave tries to stop me, but that shit don't work.
I gave up.
I gave up.
I'm going to play this tape.
And Joe B, speaking of Joe B, he would have loved this one.
Because there's one thing about Joe.
I see you look at this bass.
It's that he likes projects.
He likes musical projects that are very difficult to Google. I'm aware of that. He likes projects. He likes musical projects that are very difficult to Google.
I'm aware of that.
He likes an artist named Coffee, and the album is called Sugar.
Number four filters.
Yeah.
Do you think Joe gets frustrated when I add that stuff to Discogs,
thereby making it easier to Google?
No, I'd say he doesn't notice.
Okay. Yeah.
So we got a tape the other day and the first thing I noticed
about this one is,
holy shit, this is going to be really hard to Google.
Joby's going to love that. Linda Smith.
The artist
is Linda Smith. The tape is
titled Untitled.
And it's
which I thought, that's what drew me in.
That's what drew me in. Like, wow.
You can't Google that. I'm looking
out. I'm putting my
best fingers at work here.
Actually, you probably can. You just do
Linda Smith Untitled Bandcamp and I guarantee
the first thing that comes up
is this.
I guess it really, what Joby likes
is in theory you can't Google something.
You're exactly right, Mike. It's the very first result.
But I looked up this Linda Smith. Yeah, I know I'm right. I looked up this Linda Smith,
and I just went down a rabbit hole. Who are you? That's what I thought. Linda Smith,
I think she's from Baltimore, maybe spent some time in New York, maybe Brooklyn. Who knows?
It's a big city, and everybody's got a story there's a million stories
everybody's got one isn't that crazy and in
some way
in some way
the city is a character
okay but Linda's
any more cliches you want to spout off
there
and it's a city that never sleeps yeah so you gotta have a hustle But Linda's little talk. Any, any more cliches you want to spout off there?
And it's a city that never sleeps. Yeah.
So you gotta have a hustle.
No,
Linda,
Linda Smith had been,
it says on her band camp that she made music from 1987 to 2001,
kind of given the impression that it was over.
But this tape,
I believe just came out in 2021,
this untitled tape.
And I got the label name here and it's really
funny what is it almost Halloween time is the name that's good that's good which is absolutely
the absolute best name for a label I've ever heard
but like I said I went down this rabbit hole of Linda Smith solo stuff and all of this like
these lo-fi bands and these pop bands and just like post-punk stuff
i'm not gonna let you get to me because i have a lot i got this information and i'm serious about
getting it out it just takes one second it's one second but also joey's going to do it in 30 seconds
excuse me
but this came excuse me But also, Joby... He's going to do it in 30 seconds. Excuse me.
But this came... Excuse me.
Excuse me.
A lot of her stuff came out on her...
A label that she ran.
I'm trying to...
Let me see if I look it up.
Oh, you know, another crazy thing.
And this is legitimately fucking wild.
She's the first Linda Smith on Discogs.
Wow.
Wouldn't you have assumed it would have been Linda Smith 17?
Yeah, or 50.
Linda Smith 32.
You gotta get on it quick.
As long as you're on it quick, you get the first one.
You gotta have fans that are nerds.
Preference Recordings was her label.
And then there was like a cassette in 96 on Shrimper.
And there was, what else?
I think Capture Tracks just now put out like a collection LP.
So I don't know who Linda Smith is.
This tape's incredible.
Linda Smith and some buds.
And I think all these covers, there's these little objects.
D20s? There's some D20s on little objects all extreme. D20s?
There's some D20s on there.
And I think she signed it.
I think they're all autographed.
So it actually makes it a very
important piece, Dave.
But I'm going to play
something off that Lin Smith tape.
And I'm very
here. I've been seeking all kinds.
Let me look at some of the pants here
ceramic Madonna head the window shoppers the woods yours truly the silly pillows she was in
the silly pillows there oh and there's the original silly pillows maybe I should get into them.
But yeah, I was very happy this one came by.
It's like a craft paper cover.
I like the dotted lines in the back.
I don't like the dotted lines in the back.
It's like, you're like,
I don't fucking believe this.
I'm gonna let it slide, though.
I won't even talk about the handwriting. That doesn't bother me.
You know what? I'm glad it's there. Me too. I'm glad to let it slide, though. I won't even talk about the handwriting. That doesn't bother me. It doesn't. You know what?
I'm glad it's there.
Me too.
I'm glad it sucks.
I like it that way.
Okay, I'll play one more.
Makes it harder to Google.
Get it out of your system, Dave.
I have the same conversations with my son.
It just takes one second. It just takes one second. I have the same conversations with my son. Wendy's and DJ now. DJ Headboggle split with Bran Paws.
Is that how you say that?
Yeah, it's a skunk.
Bran Ellipses Paws.
Yeah.
Ellipsis.
Stop putting all kinds of funny stuff in.
A whale?
But this came out recently on... Seagull or something.
It's like a child having a tantrum
and you just have to
let them go in Trader Joe's let them scream their head off
and like
come on Dave
but if anybody wants the download code of this one
it's QWVQ6
no no stop freeze freeze
freeze
sorry I almost got us kicked off the air killer artwork on this one too No, no, stop. Freeze, freeze, freeze.
Sorry, I almost got us kicked off the air.
Killer artwork on this one, too.
What's with the DJ headboggle?
He likes changing it up.
What makes him a DJ?
Why is it now DJ and it wasn't before?
It says NPC demo using some DJ
equipment files done I don't know whatever I'll play those so you're
ready go into that what what what labels that on off rubber city noise rubber
city noise don't know anything about them you want to look them look them up
right now I mean the first thing you see.
What do you got?
Hurry up.
Record label and art collective based in Akron, Ohio,
in Oakland, California, founded 2010.
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I'm not sure if I'm doing it right. Thank you. The Thank you. 20 minutes i'm thurston moore from sonic youth your guest host tonight
that was a tight block night foundation that condo in florida had a night foundation there'd be light on flop house
that condo in florida was flop house julie hill self-titled on galton media oh don't give me
don't give me a look like you like you didn't like you didn't laugh the first time i said it
julie hill self-titled on galton media dave edited all that that stuff out from earlier linda smith untitled tape almost halloween time too mean um i looked over the the uh
discogs page for that label and i saw they put out like a kevin greenspan tape but i didn't
recognize anything else huh yeah very interesting i'm so intrigued by this linda smith linda smith
and then dj headboggle everybody's a dj now split with grandpa's on rubber city noise what do you
think do you think what dj or do you think headboggle is a dj now or was that just was
that just headboggle jamie that was just head boggle. Dave? I could go either way.
You suck!
All right.
What do you think, Mike?
Oh, I know.
Gentleman never tells.
Please.
It just takes one second.
Get out of here.
I'll never say.
Get over here!
Now I just sound mean.
I'm going to start off this block if that's all right.
Well, that's because you are mean.
Excuse me.
I like when Dave goes into his zone where he doesn't make eye contact.
It's just the reflection of his soundboard.
I've gotten a lot of pay attention to over here.
I'm getting a very good feeling.
New Age Hillbilly cassette last call
is the title and jamie this is odd i was just during that block i was um i had you try to
stump me it was like a magic trick you're doing to me right now stump the chump right yeah this
is actually a weird glitchy thing it's like chris angel that was just experimental stuff
i had you i told jam Jamie I was like my tapes
are so organized I know where everything is
go anywhere
and what did you do you went
I said like row
five column 15
and I went
into my matrix and I told him the tape and what
was the tape it was a new age hillbilly tape
exactly and now I'm going to play another
new age hillbilly tape that just came in the mail.
What a weird, fantastic thing.
I said later how Joe B. would love that Linda Smith tape because you can't Google it.
Yeah.
In theory.
He would hate this one because it's just the J card that comes with the blank tape.
Everything's handwritten on there.
Oh, and it's got a bandaid on it too.
Just like, yeah, it's like a blue pen.
I'm not even sure if it's a brand.
I don't even think he busted out a brand new pen to do it.
I think it's like an old pen.
You want to take it?
Yeah, yeah.
This is, let's see, Alex Strahma, who...
Well, at least they put like custom band-aid on it.
I guess.
Does MT6 records.
No, I mean, it looks bad.
I think that's kind of the aesthetic, though, right?
A lot of these noise people, they want it to be bad.
Baltimore guy, right?
He played the bike shop.
There's nothing funny about these sounds.
Yeah, he played around.
Well, he's from Baltimore, so it's just not that far away.
He could probably, yeah, just right up 95.
Right up the corridor.
Yeah, I mean, he's got a lot of time.
He's not spending it making packaging for his tapes.
Oh, gosh. I mean, let's be honest here people i mean that's everybody let's be honest
about this if we're being honest listen i'm playing something from me okay give me a break
so i'm gonna play that yeah that new age hillbilly last call tape i guess it's self-released did you
write anything on it you write any kind of label name or
anything? No, just
track titles. Do you want to write a label name on it, Jamie?
I don't want to.
Give me a pen.
No, I'm going to give you a pen. You're not going to be able to
resell this. Go ahead. Make up a label name
and put it on there. And I'll put it on
as that label. You just
signed them.
Jamie's signed them.
You're just signing your new a new artist here this has never been done by the way this is a experimental music first all right it's good i
made up a label called tarnished tapes tarnished tarnished tarnished tapes yeah okay so this is
new age hillbilly last call on tarnished tapes good job all right all right do you want to go
dancing oh yeah i can go this is exciting i'm having that was very exciting i'm having a thrill Billy Leskaw on Tarnished Tapes. Good job. All right. All right. Do you want to go now?
Oh, yeah, I can go. This is exciting.
I'm having, that was very exciting.
I'm having a thrill, a little.
You guys know this table, this label, this table.
You know this table?
Excuse me.
I know this table.
Orb Tapes out of Central PA.
Uh-huh.
No, no, no, no.
Why? Come on. No no say it again say orb tapes
they hate them we here in the noise community we love orbs try it again keith rankin do it again
yeah orb orb tapes okay yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait that's a mixed bag there wow
the numbers screwed up
that's a lot of
can your computer handle all those samples
concurrent samples
get over here
plus there's an octopus
and is this on tarnish tapes
no no no
orb tapes central Pennsylvania
OT number 141
central pennsylvania harrisburg
i don't know what it is i like orb tapes
i like orb tapes i I like orb tapes.
I know.
I'm actually going to play something.
And I have another tape here.
I think it's the people who run orb tapes.
Oh.
Suck on it.
Suck on it.
You suck.
I don't know what's going on.
I apologize.
I honestly. very prolific label
who?
I can't say
can you spell it?
mediocre piece of shit
ORB
goodbye goodbye Goodbye.
Goodbye.
This is a split between Matthew Crowe and Marsha Fisher.
Oh, no.
No.
They're fine artists.
I'm going to play the Marsha Fisher side.
I like it. I like it. Good. I'm going to play the Marcia Fisher side. I like that.
I like, I'm, I'm, I like it.
Good.
I'm glad you like it.
I don't see what all the hubbub is about.
Yeah.
Can't be the tape.
Yeah.
All right.
So it's a cool cover.
It's not sexy.
It's a little sexy.
It is a little sexy.
It's a nice blue tape. It's got a download code. It's a little sexy. It is a little sexy. It's a nice blue tape.
It's got a download code.
It's XB90.
No.
No.
And it's on orb tapes.
What happened?
I learned a lot.
All right.
You're going to play the Marsha Fisher?
Yeah, the B-side.
Gay hippie vampire.
Put out a tape.
It's in that cursed doll up there.
Sent me a ceramic doll that the stuffing keeps coming out of.
It gets lower and lower.
One day it's going to fall and crack.
It's going to crack my head wide open.
I've been looking around.
I've been trying to figure out. I know one of these tapes is going to kill me, but which one's it going to fall and crack it's going to crack my head wide open it's i've been looking around i've been trying to figure out i know one of these tapes is going to kill me but which one's it going
to be and i've been eyeing that one all right so dave then what are you going to play i'll play this
self-release supreme joy tape okay called joy i am sensing a little bit of a theme here with your picks.
It's coincidence.
What is?
The belly band.
Yeah, they got an obi strip on them all. Yeah.
That's fair.
I like this one because it's yellow.
It really pops out.
Yeah, it does pop.
It's making me think it has something important inside.
I like that it has the it has the
track list on it
just like it would on the
back of the J card.
It is on the back of the J card
too.
Nice touch. It's very
nice. Can you hand it to me? That way you don't have to
take it off to see what you're listening to.
What label is that? It's self-release.
Nice try, Jamie. It's actually self-release. Nice try, Jamie.
It's actually self-release.
Cutting some barbed wire
on the cover here.
Supreme Joy. Yeah, this is a project
by Ryan Wong
who's in a band called
Cool Ghouls.
Denver, Colorado.
Cool place.
Actually, is it?
Sometimes Like a militia would be there a lot
In Denver?
In Denver?
I mean, there's probably militias everywhere
Yeah
Wrong one
Did I play something this time?
Not that it matters.
Yeah, you have the New Age Hillbilly.
Okay, Jesus.
Oh, the one you put out.
It seems so long ago.
Tarnished tapes.
What do you guys have left?
I have one left.
I got one left.
Oh, you still have one left?
Yeah.
I'm trying to decide how I want to do this.
Oh, Jamie.
Why don't you guys just put them in now? Why? You don't have another one left? Yeah. I'm trying to decide how I want to do this. Oh, Jamie's... Why don't you guys
just put them in now?
Why?
You don't have another one left?
I do, but, you know,
it's 11.15 at nighttime.
No, I don't care.
We're going to do
one more block.
We're going to do
one more block
and do at least
one more silly joke.
We have to.
I have the same conversations
with my son.
We have to.
That's alligator!
We're going to do it.
So let's play these and then we'll
sit down and
sit down.
Get over here!
Play these tapes and then we'll
do the last one. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There's this one. Thank you. so so so I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a run of the track. Thank you. uh I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a look at the camera. I'm sorry. Thank you. so
uh Thank you. so
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Not anymore
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Lay it out
No time
Wasting all of the time, I'm wasting all of the time. Thank you. Uh-huh.
We're back.
New HO Billy, last call on Tarnished Tapes,
new one on Jamie Orlando's label.
That's limited to one, or are all the copies on tarnished tapes?
Well, isn't everything limited to one,
if you think about it?
Ah!
And then...
Two of those are flushes.
Ah!
Marsha Fisher split with Matthew Crow
on orb tapes.
Ah!
And again, I'm not sure all right calm down calm down i'm not sure why i the crowd is turning and then um supreme joy
joy a self-release tape
all right and cool ghouls oh okay that's funny yeah i like that get over here okay dave
you were trying you were saying you weren't going to play this what what tape were you trying to get
out of playing no i mean i was either going to play it now or next time i'll play this pal dune
tape this is another self-tape or self-release one and that one doesn't have
the strip but the artwork it kind of does an illusion where it makes it look like it has a
yeah how about that it's almost like they knew they knew what i was gonna do tonight with it
like all the way back but they didn't have enough materials to make the strips who did the design
work huh who did the layout on this tape? It looks like some ruckle stuff,
but it's not.
Because whoever it is
had some sort of psychic connection with
Dave. They were kind of like
their brains were just on the same...
It's very bizarre collage
work on the inside. It looks beautiful.
Oh, that reminds me. What tape was it?
This Julie Hill tape, Jamie.
Yeah. Did this come out?
Is this a pre or post COVID tape?
It's a during COVID.
I shouldn't say post.
Yeah.
Because, I mean, yeah, Delta String.
It was a Bandcamp Friday purchase.
There's a person in here in this collage.
They're licking another person.
That's a little bit lascivious.
You can't do that anymore.
You're not allowed to do that anymore.
You can do whatever you want.
You got to put a sticker on the tape, though, legally.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I also, you know what?
Here's another thing I got.
If people, and Dave, I'm only saying all this now because you said to kind of speed this
up.
People need to start doing, you know when you buy like an LP?
Like a little pasta.
And it has the sticker on it with like a quote from like a pull quote from a review or something.
I want to get more tapes that have stuff like that with my tweets on them.
Oh, Mike's tweets.
I don't want them to be related to the tape at all.
Or just something cool.
Dave, do one right now for somebody.
Give somebody one.
Give somebody a pool quote?
Yeah, like something that someone can put on a sticker on their next day.
The chlorine in the pH balance is perfect. right jay i mean you do one he's not gonna be able to do it i'm not
witty he can't do it oh yeah he couldn't even come up with one okay uh
pal dune pattern from town beach this is yeah definitely this person um
they're a graphic designer and they're probably a big fan of like eye exams
whenever anyone makes the graphic design of eye exams no just the experience of getting
like they're freaks that like the eye drops they like oh okay what's one one or number two
which one's better oh they like that the whole's better? Oh, they don't like that? The whole time they're like, oh, they don't even need glasses.
The whole time they're like,
I got this awesome idea for my graphic,
my inside of my J card.
My penis falls off.
Come on.
All right, Jamie, what are you going to play?
Can I go last?
Nope.
Well, I got this Delaware Dan tape here.
I want it to play last.
You want that?
Why?
I'm serious.
I don't know. Okay. I think it to play last. You want that? Why? I'm serious. I don't know.
Okay.
I think it's just a...
I'll go.
Yeah.
I played earlier something that featured
Khaki Blazer from Mothcock.
Now I'm going to play Mothbucket.
Ah.
No, I'm just kidding.
Mothbucket split with Women of the Poor on...
What label is this?
I know what it is.
FTAM Productions.
Oh.
Peter J. Woods.
Yes, this is Peter J. Woods' label.
I thought of a turkey.
This is...
Mothbucket is a duo.
I'm almost afraid to say it.
And I almost think maybe...
I think it's the people who run Orb Tapes.
Just one second. I know. maybe I think it's the people who who run orb tapes I can't say anything else this just came
out it's an addition of...
They either made just this one or they made more.
And it's FTA number 89.
Jamie, what do you got you're going to play last?
I'm going to play this funny.
Seagull on the front.
I'm just saying all this because Dave says I got to go quick.
Dave's got stuff to do.
Got to make it quick.
Got to make it real quick.
I got a funny funny boy right here um Delaware Dan
big fan
you guys know
Delaware Dan
big fan of Delaware Dan
yeah
Alex
Alex Homan
the what
motherfucking ZD now
good friend
good friend of the show
who not only
doesn't live in Delaware
he moved to Baltimore and now he doesn't even
live in Baltimore.
He's like a...
I know.
He's a Florida guy.
Florida.
Floridian.
But still, it's, you know, whatever.
He should be...
What's the name that rhymes with Florida or works good with Florida?
Huh.
What would that be?
And I'm only trying to think of one, because you said be quick.
Florida Frank. Florida Frank. Florida Frank. Okay, yeah. huh what would that be and i'm only trying to think of one because you said be quick florida frank florida frank florida frank this okay yeah so he's florida frank now um i'm trying to get his number i was trying to call him up i'm not gonna do it now did you hear
him call up uh office hours east coast i did was that actually a thing or yeah oh yeah i saw him
post about that but i couldn't tell if he was joking or not. Yeah, he gave a call. Okay.
I don't think he talked about the Blue Rocks.
He talked about the Blue Rocks.
He really mentioned like us, which was kind of disappointing.
I thought the whole time I thought he was just going to be like tabs out, tabs out,
tabs out, tabs out, tabs out, tabs out, tabs out.
Maybe next time.
So this is on KSP Tapes, which is, I don't know,
Alex makes all these label names for things.
This is number four.
And this is actually, the album's called Marketing Jingles and Beats Volume 2.
There is a volume one, and it's an addition of three.
I happen to own a copy of that.
Thank you very much.
Oh, my God.
And discogs went wild.
I don't fucking believe this.
A little background delaware dan
is um what does he sell on the radio cars cars i think he's got a lot delaware dan come on down
marketing marketing techniques no alex and this character delaware dan i think is a mixture of a
lawyer oh and a and a like a branding agent right right right but the
the delaware dan on the radio i think has a used car lot he wants you to get to yeah for
some good deals hey folks delaware dan hey folks it's delaware dan yeah but i think alex is the
he says no problem that's his that's an original i would highly suggest anyone if i mean i don't
see why mayor of easttown such a big fucking deal when Alex Homan's been doing this Delaware Dan shit for like
ten years now yeah and all of a sudden never he's been saying water for like
what 2004 he started making these tapes to that I don't know I don't know files
done files done I hate how all his tapes just not all of them but I hate how a
lot of his tapes just come in poly cases
with a piece of paper with just text on it.
You open it up, a lot of stuff's going to fall out.
A lot of stuff falls out.
You got to keep the cost down.
Oh, yeah.
You absolutely do.
What's this?
Oh, okay.
I thought there was a phone number on here.
I like how it just says 69 at the bottom. For no for no reason for no reason and there's like two pictures very good
feeling there's two pictures but one hasn't loaded all the way that's great i never noticed that
files done all right you ready to go out on these file's done alright
you ready to go out on these?
is there anything important about tape culture
or the cassette comeback
is there anything we need to mention
before we go
hello hello
is there anybody
in there
welcome back to 120 minutes
I'm Thurston Morph
and I'm Thurston Moore from Sonic Geassers. Guess who?
I'm MJ and Moore.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, I had an ab go. I feel like I'm dead. Lock the gates!
Sorry, I had an ad going.
I bet that was an ad.
All right, 169.
Bye.
Bye. Thank you. The Thank you. so
so I'm going to go to the next one. so The so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. The I'm sorry. so Thank you. so so
so so so Due to the overwhelming success of Marketing Jingles Volume 1, we now introduce Marketing Jingles Volume 2.
Featuring background jingles.
The key to Delbert Dan's success is the musical environment
that's been sustained due to, you know,
sort of these scientifically proven tones.
Only in Russia, by the way.
It's only scientifically proven in Russia, in Japan.
Really just Russia, though. And they create a marketing aura that then wraps itself around the listener and, you know, the recording.
So when you hear the sound of my tone, the tone of my accent, my voice,
they'll say, Dan, I'm speaking to you, giving you marketing quotes and stuff like that.
So I'm not going to talk over these ones.
So these ones, just imagine your own.
Or maybe you make up your own marketing tones and use them.
They're royalty free.
So go ahead, go crazy on him.
You don't even need to quote him.
Just put the tone out there.
It will hypnotize him into buying and being marketed upon.
So just get the
tones on him and it's going to be good it's the delbert dan marketing
i'm gonna start that over all right delbert dan no problem thanks for calling Thank you. do Thank you. Thank you. uh Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.