Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #171 | 8.29.21

Episode Date: August 29, 2021

? Band, Hey String, Tremorkikimor, Gort, Melissa, Straight Panic, Filthy Huns, Bob Bucko Jr., Terrie Ex & Jaap Blonk, and Baingan Bharta.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes.

We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some cassette. Bummer. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean's number. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. They hear me like, We're going to play some cassette.

30 years later. We're going to play some cassette. Oh, and everything happens. We're going to play some cassette. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out.

Cassette podcast. There was my microphone on. Your microphone is on, sir. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. Tabs out cassette podcast. Episode number is my microphone on? Your microphone is on, sir. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. Tabs out cassette podcast. Episode number... 171. 171. I'm Joe.

I like to say my name first. I know, that's why I did it. I'm Dave. That's why it's funny. Now I gotta do it last. I'm Mike. Oh, man, we got an episode here, 170, what did you say? Whatever it was. Not for babies This episode cause I got

Well there's some scary stuff I'm gonna play Some stuff that's a little creepy crawly Some babies like scary stuff Could you imagine Some fucked up baby that likes Yeah I've seen it Like how small and how scary How small is the baby

How scary is the baby? How scary is the content? How old are you until you're not a baby anymore? That's a good question. Me? I'm still working on it. Baby to toddler. I don't know. Let's say.

I've seen a one-year-old watch Howling 2. And enjoy it? And enjoy it. They liked it? Yeah. They liked the werewolves. Well, I have scary or something. It's scarier than werewolves.

What? Scary and werewolves? Yeah, right. That's body horror, Mike. Well, we, I guess technically, we were approached by The Wire. Ooh, I know. Big time.

And they're like, you got it. The show? Did we get a television show? Have we gotten checks yet? Have we gotten paid? Well, let's explain what happened The Wire, they're asking us Please, Mike, you gotta give us a list

They want to put us on the cover And I was like, listen, let Grouper be on the cover Dave, keep chewing that Louder Put a reverb on it I was like, listen, let Grouper be on the cover. Dave, keep chewing that. Louder. Put a reverb on it. Yeah, do something experimental to it. There you go.

Sylvia says listening to your own tapes can be really scary. Hello? There we go. There we go. That's good chewing sound. I feel like I'm in a cave. Oh, I'm in a cave. I'm speedlinking right now. There's stalactites.

Are we at Crystal Caverns, Dave, and you've got a snack? I speedlunk. A speedlunk? Yeah. You do it real fast. Really fast. Yeah. Crawl through a cave real quick. Can I say the thing about the lisp? It's a sport. Lisp? You don't have a lisp. Yeah. You do it real fast. Really fast. Yeah. Crawl through a cave real quick.

Can I say the thing about the list? It's a sport. Lisp? You don't have a lisp. List. Oh, list. I want to say

the thing about the list. Yeah. Anyway, the wire. I don't put people on lists. The wire, they approached us. They definitely approached us. Email me first.

I forward it to you. We signed a one-issue deal where we will publish one list of 15 scary, spooky tapes. Dave. Can you seriously hear that from there? Oh, yeah. Lock the gates, man.

Take off the reverb. And I'm going to maybe play a few. How are you, what the fuckers? I'm going to play a few of those scary tapes. Okay, from the list. Yeah. Maybe not first. Why don't you start first?

Oh, okay. Are you playing all those tapes up there? No. Oh my god. Yeah, was there about 17? I got about 17 or 18 Don't worry about me Over 20 tapes, I'm not playing Rank and roll I have the same conversations With my son You wanna play some Rock and roll?

Rank and roll Rank and roll Excuse me I'm gonna play Question mark band I don't know I don't know if that's how you say it It's a

Literally the Question mark symbol And then band Oh okay Like they don't even know They don't know Or it's just like the Like a band

The who? I did a shrug For the listeners Get it? The who like the band. The who? I did a shrug for the listeners. You did it? The who? The who? The who? What?

Question mark band. So is this a thing that none of us, and we don't know, no one knows anything. It's all a mystery? It's all a mystery. It's all a mystery. It's a mystery band. It's like that band that's the three exclamation points, but it's pronounced like chick, chick, chick.

How is it like that? Huh? How is it like that? Because this is a question mark symbol and a band, but I'm not sure how you pronounce it. It's band. It's band. Band.

One more time. Band. Yeah, see? This is on Radical Documents. Radical. Radical Documents number 33. I love when documents... Radical Documents.

Don't you just love it when you get a document and you're like, I got to deal with this document, but then it's like radical? Yeah. It's like a real cool document. Oh, mastered by James Plotkin. No way. Yeah. No way.

Plus there's an octopus. I wonder what he thinks about all the bozo shit he's got to master. Doesn't listen to it. Doesn't listen to it. He's like, oh, God. No. Doesn't he think he just has like an algorithm thing that he just, he just, he puts it in the computer and then runs master? No. Yeah Does he think he just has an algorithm thing that he just puts it in the computer and then runs master? No.

I think he has a... Normalize, scoop the mids, send it back. Oh, it sounds incredible. James Plotkin fucking killed this one. I think he has a proprietary file format called a.plotkin. A.plotkin. And I think he converts it. And he's a computer. Run the.plotkin. No, I think he just does a quick

convert, and then he gives you that probably on a mini disc or something Yeah Especially this What is it question mark band Well it's not question mark band I got those with answer once It is question mark band No it's

Band Well that Band How much do you think they paid Mr. Plotkin To master this Banned. Well, that. Banned. How much do you think they paid Mr. Plotkin to master this? Yeah, that's, I mean, probably over 100 bucks. Banned. Right?

Or maybe it's... Banned. That would be exclamation points. Banned. Dave, yours are too scary. It's more of a question. It's a question. Band. Band.

It might be. I don't know how you pronounce the question. Band. Band. Band. Band. It's a turtle. Band. Yes. We's a turtle. Band.

Yes. Band. We'll play a couple tracks off the first side. Maybe like three tracks. Sound the Alarm. Band. Boiling Thought Pot. Band.

And Dr. Groovy. So yeah. It's to cover some sort of seagoing vessel with a whole bunch of old cell phones on the jib and jab. And there's a croc. Maybe a flashlight. I don't know what's going on. You're painting a picture

for me. I don't get it. What kind of fish? What kind of fish? There's no fish there's water unless maybe we gotta call the aquarium or something

it might be a little tiny fish that's a tuna bro as far as the tape goes it's just a non-descript I don't care I don't care sky blue tape oh well if you're doing

a blue tape I'll do a blue tape too is this blue excellent transition yeah sky blue yeah yeah

let's take a sky blue or like blue raspberry starburst blue okay one of those yeah Is this blue? Oh, actually in transition. Yeah. Sky blue? Yeah, yeah. I'd say sky blue or like blue raspberry starburst blue. Okay. One of those, yeah. This doesn't have any green in it, though. This is blue. Right. Whatever makes you feel good, Joe. No, I wouldn't say any green, no.

Okay. Not from here anymore? Not from here. All right. From here, there's a little bit. Not in this light. Do you see a little turquoise-y? There's a little turquoise.

What did I do? I'll play this tape on blue tapes. Oh, blue tapes. That's a different kind of blue. What kind of blue is that? That's like a midnight blue. It's almost like a cobalt. Oh, cobalt.

Yeah. I forgot about cobalt. Cobalt's a good one. It's a good one. Everyone forgets about cobalt. When they're talking about the blues, everyone always forgets about cobalt, but cobalt is a good one. I always have to study the J card on blue tapes to figure out who it is.

Because it's always, like... They really want to... You know it's on blue tapes. The formatting is always so weird. Blue 37 at the top, number one, Firefly. And then underneath that, performed by Haystring. Okay. Haystring.

I should say... Here, a little formatting advice. Haystring, number one, Firefly. Yeah, yeah, make haystring the one on the top, right? Yeah, make haystring the one on the, put it all at the top. Yeah. Anyway, enough about me. Yeah, how was your summer?

Pretty good. Good. Who's this haystring? Haystring, it is a Korean trio. Okay. That play some- Good trio or the bad crew? Come on, Joe.

That's a good question. I'm not sure. It's a glockenspiel trio. Ooh, a trio. They all play glockenspiel. You know what? I don't know what the glockenspiel looks like. You know, I couldn't tell you either.

I'm Googling it. You go ahead. It sounds very lovely, though. I feel like it's big. Just the word glockenspiel looks like uh you know i couldn't tell you either i'm googling it you go ahead sounds very lovely though i feel like it's big just the word glockenspiel clock i don't know yeah do you know how to spell it no yeah i i'm looking at it and i still don't know it's not what i thought it is no well what tells what you thought it was first for some reason i thought it was like a hurdy-gurdy. Oh, really? Like something that you would have to, like, spin. Not spin, but there's something that... Like an old-timey projector.

But it's just a... I'm picturing, like, a rotary phone. This is an old-fashioned xylophone. That's boring. That's all it is. Fail. Massive fail on that one. Yeah.

Boring instrument. That's what we're gonna listen to we're listening to this bullshit three of them oh okay oh wait three of them oh I like it again that'll be fun

so yeah xylophone made of wood glockenspiel metal or tubes I wonder what kind of tubes. What kind of tubes? I don't know. Metal tubes. Like a series of tubes? Series of tubes.

Oh, wow. Wow. So this is like a Glockenspiel. It's like a, what is it? It's tube rock. Okay. Tube rock, yeah. I love tube rock.

Yeah. This is tubular bells. This is tubular bells. I'm glad we figured that out. They use tube amps? I don't know if I have anything blue. What do I do? Can I still still do something you can still do something okay I'm gonna do

none of these even have any this one's kind of gray is it bluish gray it's bluish gray should I do that one yeah put your glasses on should I do this one that's cool gray I'll do this one? That's cool gray.

No, no. I'll do this one. Yeah, do that one. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is, I don't know how to say this at all. It's not blue. I think I'm going to. I can't believe I lost 20 tapes over there. You only have a blue one.

Yeah. Tremor Kikamor. Yeah, that sounds good. Right? You did a good job. It's a rugi on Dub Chthonic. It's a group from Russia. The good one or the bad?

See, I didn't have my maps today. I didn't have access to my maps, so I don't know. But I don't know much about them. This is like... Let me see. To give you an idea of what it's going to be, the members are listed as their instruments are drone and tinkling. Tinkling.

And rustles and squeaks. I took a couple tinklings last night. Yeah. You've been getting up three or four times a night to tinkle, right? Yeah, at least two. You either have, what is that, a huge... A huge prostate. A huge prostate or a small one, right?

I don't know. It's too big or too small. I don't know what it is. You're going multiple times a night, huh? Yeah. Yeah. You should go to a doctor. I'm going to Dr. October.

This label, though, what do they call it? Dub Chthonic, I think they're called. Does like... I tire of this, Dave. Chamorky. Chamorky Moore. They do like crazy. This one, not so much.

The shell printing on this tape is not that insane. But some of their other ones, I'm going to let you know right now, it's pretty goddamn insane. If you look at the band camp, D-U-B-C-T-H-O-N-I-C is how you spell it. This comes in like an O card, a paper O card. Is it die cut? It seems to me to be hand cut.

This little triangle on the front. Sometimes that's better. Because there's some discrepancies. Not perfect. Let's file them right now. What are the discrepancies? Not a perfect line. Overcuts. Okay, yeah.

That's going to take some points off. Yeah. Let me see. We'll play it anyway. You know how this one works in? Yours was blue and then Dave's was blue, but Dave's blue comes in an O card and then I did an O card.

Yeah. And like actually... So I got dosed with that at once. The tape color itself is in the blue family. More towards the purpley side. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. You better call the aquarium a son... I don't know, Mike.

Dave might veto this one. I don't know, big boy. might veto this one. I don't know, big boy. I'm just really afraid you guys... I'm really afraid you guys are going to let me do this. You're not going to let me play any tapes. Whoa! Is it good again? Wait a minute.

I think it's screened. The whole thing is screen printed. I just noticed that. Yeah, that's pretty tight. Even the fill color and then the little landscape-y black. That's all screen because if you look at the tape top down, it's clear. It's clear tape, yeah. Oh, holy shit.

So earlier when I said they didn't do anything really cool with this show, I was stupid. I was wrong. I was dumb. I didn't know shit about cassettes. Oh, you didn't look at the show? I guess I didn't look at it close enough. Look at that. No, I see. Now, Dave, it's all I was wrong. I was dumb. I didn't know shit about cassettes. Oh, you didn't look at the show? I guess I didn't look at it close enough. Look at that.

No, I see it now. Dave, it's all I can see. Yeah, but up close it's even better. Because the blue, you can still see the blue on the top. Yeah. You can. It's beautiful. I wonder if they're doing this themselves. Oh, totally.

This whole thing's handmade, the whole packaging. You think they're hand-making all this themselves. Oh, totally. Yeah. This whole thing's like handmade, the whole packaging. You think they're hand-making all this stuff. I'd love to find out. Oh, my God. If you know, get in touch. Gabagool. Gabagool. If you know what fucking Gabagool Dump Catonics is using, let us know.

I want to know. I'm not going to use them. Don't worry. I just want to know. I just like to be able to say what the information is. That's it. That's what the podcast is for. That's what the whole fucking thing is set up for.

Oh, my God. Look at this thing. All right. You ready to play these three? Okay. Okay, let's do that. © transcript Emily Beynon so so um so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so wow so

wow I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ah oh Thank you. What's our name? What's our name? What's our name? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. That was scary. That was too... That was like poltergeist stuff what happened man uh leading that off um and then what was the blue one that dave all i remember is blue tapes but what was it hey string hey string hey string yeah like hello not like hey like like a piece of hay a A split tape, right? Yeah. They split it in half. A split tape, and where did I put it? I think it's a duo.

It's in my head. Just the rest of the tape. Anna Homler and Elizabeth Falconer. Yes. Elizabeth Falconer, that's cool as shit. Yeah, it's a good name. You ever see a Falconer? A Falconer?

Yeah, at the Renaissance Fair. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, it's cool. The way they wear the big glove and the Falcon lands on them. What do they do? It's like Beastmaster. They put like honey on it? Put honey on the glove?

The bird's not real. Okay, that makes more sense. That makes, actually now that I'm thinking about it. That guy at the Ren Fair had all kinds of birds. Owls, all kinds of shit.

They, he'd make them They get nails that are magnets and your glove's magnetic so they nail the, nail into the bird's feet. Oh, that's brutal, guys. Yeah, and then they can't.

That's why PETA was there? Yeah. And that's the tape that you played, Dave? They do that? Haystring? Well, I didn't play that. I played Haystring. I didn't play the other.

Yeah, Dave doesn't play the other stuff. He wouldn't do that. That miserable piece of shit. And then he bedded that tape. Yeah, we're not playing that stuff. He wouldn't do that. That miserable piece of shit. And then I'm not going to... He bedded that tape. Trem... Yeah, we're not playing that stuff. Tremor... Tremor...

Tremor Kikimor. Tremor Kikimor. With that crazy shell. I like it with a little salt. Yeah. A Russian group. The what? No fucking Ziti now?

Now, Jess, in case any of the babies didn't listen to my warning, I will... I'm going to play two of the scary ones this morning. Right now? I'm going to let you guys sandwich me. I'm going to play two of the scary ones. Right now?

I'm going to let you sandwich me in with two scaries. Well, you have two scaries in the middle. Yeah, like one of you... Why did you bring the biggest flask? It's enormous. My regular flask was all moldy. This is the only thing that I thought of. I only have this novelty flask.

I have two flasks. One that's like the size of a dime. The other one that's the size of like a, I don't know. I got to get a picture of that. This is like a, what is that, like seven inch? Yeah. It's the size of a small iPad. No, that's the size of like a seven inch cover, right?

If you bought that. Yeah, that's huge. It's not square though. It's rectangle. Yeah, it's a little rectangular. It's enormous, but it's giant. Yeah, I wonder actually how much whiskey it would hold. I don't know.

I guess it all depends. What the... I don't know. I wonder if I could fit a whole fifth in there. I don't know. I don't even know what a fifth is. It's like the... Is it a pint?

How much is a seven-inch cover worth of whiskey? Dave, is it a handle? Yeah, but this is like thicker than a seven-inch, too. What's a handle? No, the handle's the real big one. That's the big one. That's like the jug. Oh, okay.

What's a pint, mate? A pint, mate? Yeah. That's like what you're drinking out of. Okay. Oh, okay. A beer stein. That's not a beer stein.

A beer stein has a handle on it. That's just a pint glass. Oh, so a handle. Okay. So this is a shot glass. This is a shot glass Alright so Dave you go first and then Michael go and then I'll go You want me to fucking go first

That'll be the sandwich White bread Alright I'll play this Gort tape Gort Oh Gort Is that the bully from the nerds No you don't know who Gort tape. Gort. Gort. Oh, Gort. Like, is that the bully from the nerds?

No, you don't know who Gort is? Oh, Gort. No, it's Gort. I don't know who Gort is, no. I'm pretty sure Gort's the robot from the day the Earth stood still. No, that's not Gort, is it? Yeah. That's something else.

What's clock two? Yeah, that's what he says to him to, like, activate him or whatever it's not called gourd is it if it is okay i'll say i was wrong if it is i'll admit it i'll admit it i will live on air well who is this gourd gourd what is it claw two is the human guylaatu is the human guy. Klaatu is the human guy. Who gets shot by the nervous army guy. Yeah. But the silver robot dude is Gort. The silver robot dude is Gort.

Yeah. Okay. That's also, he's also, Gort is also the Swedish Bert in the Sesame Street, Swedish Sesame Street. Oh, really? Yeah, Gort Norny. Gort Norny. See, I like movies like Nerds. Yeah, that's Gort.

Yeah. Gort. Gort's cool. Gort's pretty cool. Yeah, Gort's pretty cool. So what's this Gort all about? So this is actually a split tape, and it's a weird... I don't know how I feel about this.

Gort, not just Gort. It's a novelty, but... Like your flowers. It's a novelty, but the split split it only says gort on the outside but the person that does the split with them has like the reverse side of the j card what is going on i brought another tape i brought a tape i was gonna play but i'm not and it's the same thing oh really yeah the j card's reversible so it Right? Yeah, it's a reversible J card. So they make you pick who you want to display on your thing.

Holy shit. It's very, very competitive. Holy, this is a... Yeah, and Gort won with you, huh? Well, it's just the way that it came. I wonder how the label did it. But then... If you flip it...

I'm pretty sure the label did it the same way it's the other band crazy yeah wow look at that that's a whole trend it's like a tiktok trend the only reason i'm not playing this right yeah the tracks is so long okay see i would have recommended just having like keep the text template the same that shows the split artist on the spine and then just do different artwork. You know, make it reversible. But that's just me. Enough about me.

Enough about you, Dave. That was your summer. I heard about you all goddamn night. That was your summer. Why is this one so big again? So yeah, this is like some- Oh, it's got double. You know.

Triple. Can you guess what it is by looking at the cover? Can I guess what it is? Well, I can't. It's a head. Oh, what that is? The scribbles of a child? What this sounds like.

Oh, this sounds like bad rock music, Dave. Bad rock music? Oh, no. I would say... Oh, no. I don't know. Can we each ask a question? With that on the top?

It's not black. Is it black metal? How many people? I'd say it's like black metal adjacent. There's old English involved and a scribbly font. The kid that works the front desk at the shop always wears shirts like this. I'm like, you can't read the band name.

It's a huge fail. It's a huge fail when a 40-year-old man can't read a band name. I'm like, I don't even know what that says. Why do they gotta yell and scream so much? I didn't hear you, Dave. Who does Gort do a split with? You can't hear lyrics.

They don't even put them in there. It's a split with Plasma LXR? It's a completely different stylistically style band on the other side. The reverse side, right? It's totally different.

Plasma XRF? Yeah. Exorcism Spa. Why are we playing this one, Dave? Because this is very provocative. This gentleman's sitting... Is this what we're not playing? This is what we're not playing. He's sitting in a basement.

Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Alright, go ahead. And then the room that's attached to the basement, there's a washing machine that's open. There's also a massage

table with some towels on it. And every time something would go wrong, I would look at the camera and say, Hey, what happened? This is a strange... Can I look at it? Yeah, I'd love for you to look at it.

This is a strange duo. Let's see, hand it over. What is this? But that's not what we're playing. We're playing the scary side. This is all pretty scary. This will be a scary one, Joby, because I got some scary shit I want to play, too.

So you're doing this Gort. Gort. Do you think he knew about the day that Earth stood still? Or just thought Gort sounded cool? I think he just thought Gort sounded cool. I would think there would be some sort of Gort's head right here. I really hope they're not learning about it from us.

I think Gort has other releases, though, so maybe there's an homage. See, we'll figure this out. What year did The Day the Earth Stood Still come out? Like 1950-something. 50-something. When was Gort's first release? Look on Discogs. 1946?

Oh, right after the war. All right. So the movie stole it from the Gort. Yeah. All right. I'm going to play two scary ones in a row. The first one, and like you guys know, I'm not a fighting man. I'm not looking to call anybody.

No, you're never going to fight in your life. No. No, no. One time I did get the shit beat out of me getting beat up and getting in a fight maybe yeah those are different things a fight is like you're participating well let's say this i try to get into a fight but before i could participate in the fight i got the shit beat out of me damn yeah they beat, they pounded me. That sucks. Yeah, man.

I'm sorry. Get beat up. That sucks. You want to hear the worst part? You know what the worst part is? It hurts. It hurts when they hit you. Oh, the bruises? You mean the bruises from the punches?

The worst part is the dude knocked, pounded the shit out of me one time. Uh-huh. And then five minutes later asked me, like, everything's cool now, right? Everything's cool now, right? And I said no, and I got up. And then the next thing that happened is he beat the shit out of me. He pounded the shit out

of me. Again. Yeah. Twice. What grade was that? I was like sixth grade. Sixth grade? Early. Sixth or seventh grade. No, he got it out of your system. What, the shit that got pounded out? Yeah. Big time. Trump with little tacos.

So I'm not looking to call people out and stuff like that. Okay, okay. You're not a call-out culture guy. This tape by... My penis falls off. A band called Melissa. Melissa. Which is...

Is that the full name? Or is it just Melissa? That's the full name. A band called Melissa is the name of the band? Oh, I'm sorry, Dave. I didn't see what you were doing there. No, this scary fucking band is just called Melissa. Just like Joe just said it.

Yeah. But what about? It's. But they put out, I guess it was their demo, and then it somehow got released by. What was that one? Blood Red Tape. Flesh Prison.

Flesh Prison. Yeah. But here's the thing. This is way too scary. I know, I know, I know. I'm trying to stick with it. This is body horror. I know it's body horror.

Well, look at the cover. Oh, who is this person? I don't know who that... That's Melissa. That's Melissa. Is this a Jungalo tape? I wish. I mean, maybe.

Flesh prison. No, scary as shit. But the label fucked up all the dubs. Dubs sound like shit. Fucked up all the dubs. That's almost a tongue twister. Fucked up all the dubs. So I re-dubbed my tape. From Bang Kang.

Vocals. Jane Payne. Oh Bang Camp. Yeah, I went on Bang Kang. Vocals. Jane Payne. Oh, goodness. Bass. 1,000. Tyler Kane. Hamburgers. 1,000. Drums. 1,000. Gruesome Maxwell.

Gruesome Maxwell. Guitar. Gruesome Maxwell? Give me some reverb. I don't think I have it. I'm Gruesome Maxwell. Put some on me then. Put some on Joe. Because I still got to say who plays guitar. Start over.

Oh, Bobo's Jane Payne. Bass, Tyler Cain. Drums, Gruesome Maxwell. And rounding out on guitar gore anus logo and border by mob she does it sound

like I'm in a cave it does how do they do that? I don't know. Well, technology is crazy these days. How do they make it bigger in there to make it sound like it's a cave? That's the secret that died with Mr. Berenger, Dave. And we'll never know.

Captain. Berenger. This is vintage, right? Yeah. But anyway, that's, yeah, that's. What's this, like a 62? Yeah. Back in 68.

But the dub's real fucked up. I redubbed it. And then I thought, like, the cutting on the J card's also pretty bad. I might just remake a new J card. And also, the Noroco case was cracked, so I replaced that. And now I'm beginning to wonder,

at what point is it a bootleg? No, yeah, it's a bootleg now. At what point did I just... Technic Bomb Death. Why don't you just record something? Put it in there. No original members. You know what else...

Put your own shit on there. Well, you know what else is fucked up? The tape wasn't even long enough to fit everything. It was... No, you... Yeah, you cloned a...

Like, cloned a tape from, like... Oh, my... Are you serious? Yeah. This is a clone? Yeah. Jamie...

You'd have to talk to Jamie Orlando about this if that can be on the Discogs as part of the edition. Oh, yeah, ASCAP might take it down. You know, speaking of Discogs, I was thinking about maybe starting a Discogs classified section. What do you mean by that? A different...

Personals, like... No, no, no. This is for bands that want to trade names with other bands. Okay, so how does it work? So you go on there and you say, Hi, our name is Mr. Bungle, and we'd like to trade our name with somebody. We're looking for, like, you know,

and then you list, like, five different, like, you know, potential names. You say, we would love to, like to actually trade with you. So you become what we're called and we become what you're called. Why wouldn't you just contact them directly, though? Well, it's easier online. No, it's nice online. You can network. You can network.

There's a social networking aspect to it. Can you get likes? Alright, I'm in. They're not called likes, they're called spins. Yeah, they're called... Okay, yeah. They're called change-its. Okay, sign me up.

How much does it cost a month? How much do you have to pay a month? Well, it's free, but just keep in mind when something's free online, you are the product. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Fuck, Dave. You just blew my mind.

Fucking hell. I don't want to You just blew my mind. Fucking hell. I don't want to go online at all today. Holy shit. Holy shit. What the fuck? That was some Matrix-y mind fuck shit, Dave. What the fuck? Damn salami gubble gull.

Yeah, I got dosed with acid once. Boom. Look at that. All right, you got one scary. I thought you had two scary. Oh, am I going to do the other one now? One scary, two scary, blue scary. I think it's a good idea. You said one scary. I thought you had two scary. Oh, am I going to do the other one now? One scary, two scary, blue scary. I think it's a good idea.

Switch bands. Switch names. We just switch names. You mean trade names? Yeah, trade names. Why is Mr. Bungle doing it? You could do albums too if you wanted to. Do whole albums?

Trade albums? Like a band that did a problematic album in the 80s can can be like we're looking to trade that album for something else yeah so that's and there's like a skin hand there's like a skinhead band like their first album isn't racist but we're talking about screwdriver we're both like screwdriver and dave are talking about screwdriver a problematic album no that's on me and Dave's Screwdriver podcast that we do. First record's good. No, I'm just totally kidding. That's just what people say.

No one says that. Unfortunately, I've heard many people say that. I'm going to play something. Including close friends of ours. Oh, boy. I have no close friends, so that doesn't ring true to me. Flamingo. The Blood of Ancient Gods, Volume 1.

That means there's going to be a Volume 2, so get ready. Strap in. This is a comp that came out. The cover art is incredible. Joe B., you know a lot of that artwork. I know. Let me see. Would you just kind of like...

Well, it's white. Oh, there's skeletons. Yeah. This is what? Naked. A naked man's front. There's a naked dick on there, isn't there? Yeah.

A naked dick? You put any clothes on that dick? No, no. It's almost like a castle to me for some reason. I don't know why I'm getting the castle vibe for the whole layout. But then there's a man's head thrown back with light coming out of his eyes and almost like an ecstasy. Keep telling me about it, Joe.

This is erotic. I wasn't horny about this tape until you started talking about it. I've been afraid of this tape, and I had no clue it could have made me horny. Yeah. This whole time. Is the label called Humanhood Recordings? Humanhood Recordings Humanhood Recordings Yes Um The last like

Bunch of tapes I've got Have all said Made in Canada on them Actually I think the other one said Manufactured in Canada You think they're making them in Canada So they were at the

Oh yeah maybe Um It's an edition of 100 Fuck outta here Go back to making cans There's some fucking classics on here man Cocky SP A Aiden Baker. I'm gonna play the Straight

Panic track. It's not sexy. What? I wanted to play Straight Panic before. Straight Panic is a gay harsh wall noise project. I see. I saw it and I wanted to talk about this, actually. I didn't want to bring this up. Because I love the name because it's a double, like, man, I was straight panicking but really it's straight panic i never

thought of that that way yeah really yeah that's like the whole deal but i saw queer power electronics queer power electronics yeah which is they're already teaching critical race theory so you know the next thing they're gonna to teach the kids is queer power electronics. It's coming next. Yeah, I misspoke when I said harsh wall noise. I know we'll get some letters. Oh, Christ. It's queer power electronics.

I'm sorry. I already got some now. Well, Joby, the difference between harsh... I know there's a lot of difference. Actually... And I'm being insensitive, and I apologize. Yeah, I'll bring my tools next. If you ever listen to something, you don't know if it's harsh noise or power electronics,

I got some meters that can read the decibels. What are you doing, Dave? I've been meaning to bring that straight panic tape for a really long time. Thomas Botner from Providence, Rhode Island. Really good with naming stuff other projects like

meth predator and I like meth yeah and then secret a secret historian I like secret historian because it's like you're an historian but don't tell anybody oh you think it's a... No shit. Yeah, they... What do you do when you're... What is the verb for doing history?

When you're like, you historicize. What the hell happened? Do you historicize? Historicize, yeah. So those are the two scary tapes I'm historicizing secret both these tapes are on that are the wireless so you can buy it it's in newsstands now

huh it's the same way you milk them Joby you wanna finish out this block yeah I'll finish out the sandwich do you got a scary one it's kind of scary, actually. No, it's very scary. Are you serious?

Yeah. That's pretty cool that you could come through like that. I came through for you. Yeah. This is Filthy Huns. Oh, yeah. Not fun. Ow!

Remember Filthy Turd? I remember Filthy Turd. Filthy Turd. Yeah, that's a bad one. Yeah. Filthy. Is it Hun or Huns? It's Huns. It's plural. Filthy Huns. That remember filthy turds. Filthy turds. Yeah, that's a bad one. Yeah. Filthy. Is it hun or huns? It's huns.

It's plural. Filthy huns. That's a scary one. Let me see this one. Turd limit. Turd limit. Corpse at birth. Cursed at birth?

Cursed at birth, not corpse. That would suck, actually, on the real. That would suck to be cursed at birth. What, turd limits? Yeah. Well. Turd limits. No, What, turd limits? Well, turd limits. No, toilets have turd limits.

Do they? Yeah, no one keeps the... It saves water. No one keeps the manual that comes with the toilet, but it'll tell you your turd limits. What I like about... Warning, no more than... Well, mine has a meter on it.

It's all digital I don't have to I know Your fucking bidet I'm about to buy one for work What? Yeah A work bidet?

Why don't you just keep Taking the one Off your home And bringing it in That's good practice though What I like about this tape If there was like a zombie apocalypse can you imagine somebody bringing their bidet to work

and hooking it up I'll be on the map just hooking up the bidet for the day they're not good at it so it's always like god damn it always in there I told you to turn the water off I'd like to invent a disposable one that's a bidet for the day that you throw away

at the end of the day day bid's a bidet for the day. That you throw away at the end of the day. Day bidet. Day bidet. Yeah. It's some sort of biodegradable plastic that doesn't last more than 12 hours. No, it's not. It's plastic.

It's full on plastic. Yeah. Yeah. You can flush it right down the toilet when you're done with this. You just crunch it up at the end of the day, flush it down the toilet. At the end of the. You just crunch it up at the end of the day, flush it down the toilet. At the end of the bidet.

Yeah, end of the bidet. There's a thing that you- You only use it once. There's only one use. There's a powder. Yeah, it's just for the day, Dave. No, just one. You get one flush.

Oh, one. No, it lasts 12 hours. I think it's like- Eight hours. It's for the workday. No, I think you hook it up. You hook it up a hose to like a water bottle. And when you want to use it, you stomp on the water bottle.

When you're done, there's a powder that you put in the toilet and it liquefies it. And you just flush it. And you just flush it. Bidet for the day. Day bidet. This is a good idea. What I like about this tape on the J card, you know,

filthy nuns, prominent, screen printed in the middle, but there's these two tribal flaming skulls to the left and right that I don't think really fit, but aesthetically... No, it almost looks

like something that you'd put on the side of a muscle car. Yeah, yeah. I like to get a tape with truck nuts on it. Or it looks like a Hot Wheels logo. Yes, it looks like a Hot Wheels logo. What does? The flaming skulls? No, they look awesome. Nah, they look cheesy.

Yeah, I think that's what makes them. But then on the inside of the J card is top-notch sexy. It's some sort of Grim Reaper with a naked girl and a lion. What? Yeah. I have the same conversations with my son. Whoa. Yeah. Did you mention how this black shell is like one side is silver

Joe, you should have warned me. I don't know if I can look at this. I didn't see that. Yeah, look at the imprinting on that shell. Yeah. Oh, yeah, gold. Our parents walk in. It's over, buddy. And then the case is like the transparent... Mike! What are you doing in there? Transparent purple.

Just looking at tapes. Bud! Bud! Oh, my God! You've been in there a while, Bud. So this is scary. It'll calm us down a little scary. It'll bring us... Okay, what will it do? It'll calm us down a little scary. It'll bring us...

Okay, well, it'll bring me down. Okay, good. So it's like the werewolf turning back into the human. Still scary. Still part of being scary. You know it's over. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Alright. Scary block. Let's do it. So no babies. I'm going to do the last thing. I will not be lost.

I will not be lost. I will not to go. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm not a monster Can I resist the suffering? This is all I'm gonna give you all So you can never run from it You can't do it I'm not a fucking Thank you. I'm not going to find a way behind the bars I see you try to retake your lives There is no time for mercy, there is no second chance Now you're charging to the side of the sun and shining I'm shaking I can't I can't hold on I'm going virgin, can't I try? I hate to understand Fuck around and get undressed

Prove this to the point we get I hate to understand When you're in the dark I've been searching the past And I'm trying, I'm trying I've been first on the planet all my time All my time All my time I'm falling apart

I hate to understand I'm falling into the trap I'm falling into the trap I hate the fact that You're all colorblind I'm a human dream But no sunshine But shine

But my But shine I hate the fact that I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm coming

I'm coming I'm in Death and horror In my dark, boyish Mind I'm a living creature I'm a living creature I'm a living creature I'm a living creature Come on, we're back from the run We're back in action Move into the point where you can't Fly, come on, we're back

We're not in a trance Fly, just give it a try Fly, just give it a try I'm just standing here I'm just standing here I'm just standing here To be continued... I'm going to go ahead and get back to the game. Move one portal, uncertainty will end. Your message will be a total domination of fire. Run to fame, dragonborn, blood and blood. Aspire, living with efficiency, best you'll study. You will dismiss your teeth, and I will kill you bloody! I will make you my own! For me!

No! You'll be your own! You will be your own! I will make you mine! You will be my own! You will be my own! I will make you mine! I will make you mine! Ears, slow, and a smothered soul. But they have a little bit of heart.

See it? A trifle is for money. Damaging for all of this heart. Is it, please? Is the hell skating r! Let's get a team! From the shadows! These poison wounds! I'm going to uncertainty! Let's go!

This is not a power of the nations. The power of the gods is the power of the nations. The power of the gods is the power of the nations. The power of the gods is the power of the nations. They dress in a horse! Dreadful force! Fist of conception! Salvation of the Horde! Dreadful force! The answer for the squad!

To follow the... I'm not a monster. You're trying to feed the dry forest. I'm not a monster. You're being mean. You're the hell keeping law. I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ so Oh, wee. Too scary. Too scary. That's scary.

That's some like... Pretty damn scary. If there were any babies listening, they're going now to that. That was a... It's like when you go into like an inn in a Super Nintendo game late at night or something. Oh, that filthy, huh? Yeah, that's good. That gourd...

It's like a warm bath. I don't know if the gort was a split or if it's just two albums on one tape. Oh. It's just like a two for the price of one deal. Oh, it's a mystery. Huh. Not a mystery. I think it's a split.

Do we know? Yeah, we do know. Yeah, we fold the J card the other way. But you said you weren't sure. No, I'm not. A shark. I'm saying it's not a split. It's two albums on one tape.

It's two albums on one tape. It's like a split. Like the J card that you fold the other way with the other artist inside. Because also, I feel like Gort Presents. Can you turn my mic up a little bit? Gort Presents. Gort Presents. I want to talk about Gort Presents. That's his late night show. Gort Presents. Can you turn my mic up a little bit? Gort Presents. Gort Presents. I want to talk about Gort Presents.

That's his late night show. Gort Presents. Sorry, you were a little low. I've been low the whole time, and I apologize to the listeners. And I keep meaning to say something. You know what? I just didn't. And I regret it.

Yeah, you should have said something. I know, and I feel like an idiot. I feel like a real spanked ass. Gort Presents is on their band camp as their album. You know what I mean? something i know and i feel like an idiot i feel like it's real spanked ass uh gore presents this on their band camp as like their album you know what i mean oh okay and like maybe this thing's on the other side kind of a thing but gore is like i'm looking at him there's a picture of the band camp there's two people they're killing someone this is a look at this i'm serious look it's a murder no no that's a murder. Dave, look at this. I saw it.

Yeah, I'm on the band. Could that be a sacrifice? That's a murder, though. Nah. You can't murder someone. Gord's murdering people. Murder and sacrifice are two different things. Yeah.

Come on, Mike. Melissa, that self-titled tape, I guess technically on Flesh Prison, but really I did more of the work, I would say. You did the... Oh, you did the most work. I did the dubbing. I remember I did... did oh i forgot about you made the bootleg the straight pan i didn't know we were into bootlegging but you know well but

brother strapping i like to make my own art for any of the tapes i play well i wouldn't change the art it wouldn't be different art you change the format that wouldn't change the format or anything it'd be exactly the same except but you cut the... But you made it even. I cut the J card right, yeah. Right. You can get a Gort shirt. Ooh, I'd love a Gort shirt. I'd get a Gort shirt. That you can't read? Yeah. And what, not be able to read it?

Just, you know, if you're going to... Can't read it. It's only for Gort fans. Can't understand the lyrics. I like on the Melissa tape, by the way, all the tracks are just, like, people's first names. Like Melissa. Like Melissa is the name of the of the band

and then the track well there's intro and then like brianna i went to high school with a guy named intro okay so that is a name yeah i remember intro yeah it was cool let's not try to riff on it right well i i just want to put it out there melissa try to riff on it or anything day's battery is low melissa i'm just... You just don't want me to say some nondescript country that the intro was from. You're going to get all mad about it. I didn't even realize you'd go that route.

But now that you bring it up, you definitely don't do that. I don't like that at all. Melissa, if you're looking for somebody to swap names with... Oh, you're looking to swap names? Yeah, somebody... I thought you meant just your name. No, you're looking to swap a name? Yeah, somebody... Well... Oh, I thought you meant just your name.

No, no, no. The band name. See, I think another website should be just for swapping people's names. I think those exist on the dark web. On the dark web. Yeah. I've got a small Rolodex

full of bands that want to change names. So after the website goes live, obviously, I can plug you in, but I've got some uh i've got some potential i have traders if you're interested and then the other tracks on this are like lisa jacob christopher here's my proposal if anyone from melissa is listening and i think maybe we deserve it after i put in all the work to actually pay for this tape and then make it make it good. Have tracks on the next tape called Dave, Joe, and Mike. Which I think is only fair.

Just a little treat just for us. And obviously make my track a little bit better than the other ones. The first one, the longest. The loudest. The loudest. The cleanest. The best. The single. The single, yeah. The loudest, the cleanest, the best. The single.

The single, yeah. The whole first side. Yeah, it's not the first track, but it is the featured track. Yeah. The straight panic track from that Blood of the Ancient Gods, Volume 1. So we are expecting a Volume 2. Don't tease on Human Hunt recordings. And then Filthy Huns, just kind of bringing it down like you said.

Yeah. Still spooky. Still spooky, but in a different kind of a spooky way. Different kind of a spooky way. Like a tie-dyed spooky way. We were exploring a little dungeon. Yeah. And everything was safe.

You knew it was scary. It didn't feel right, but you knew you were going to be safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing jumped out or anything. You were in a dungeon. We didn't encounter right, but you knew you were going to be safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing jumped out or anything. You were in a dungeon. We didn't get to encounter a slime. No, no, no. You were in the reading quarters with the...

with the... I don't know. Maybe we were learning new spells. I would say I'm wearing a jewel that if I touch it, I can transport to a safe place. That guy didn't even have shoes on. Just like an old man in a night robe. No shoes. There's a candle.

So I touch my gem and I'm out of there. We all know about your gem. He's not wearing protection at all. Okay, so we were safe, but we were still scared about it. A little bit. He was a weird guy. In his shop. Alright, then we're on the last block.

And I have two left, and I'll warn you now. One is scary, and one is not scary. So what kind of sandwich do you want to do? I have one left. I'll go last. I'll finish. Oh, so you're going to be like bread, huh? Is the scary side going to be facing out or in? In, because I'm going to do the not scary one.

It's just meat, meat, bread to just meet meat bread meat meat lemonade all right how's that one go again meat meat lemonade i don't know what you're talking about these are where the pies are made all right joe b why don't you start this one off i don't want to make you guys hungry or anything but i'm going to play this tape by bangham barta now i'm hungry bangham barta is that how you say it dave something like that i'm not sure it's an eggplant it's a you know indian eggplant dish and also the name of like a project it's pretty good yeah not my first choice but i i do yeah not my my choice either yeah um and the tape is called bblex a but itE-X-A, but it's not A.

So the E in B-B-L-E-X has an umlaut over it. What did I do? So how do you say that? Don't ask me. B-B-L-E-X? B-B-L-E-X? Yeah. But then the A, I think, is more of a Greek letter that looks like an A.

Okay. Huh. This is on Rubber City Noise. Rubber City Noise. How about just make some, how about just like some Frank and the Fenders or something, you know? Give us something easy. Something big and dumb. Big and dumb, yeah.

Yeah, you should say big and dumb. Yeah. The Volleyballs. I don't know what's going on with this tape. Well, if you want to trade the band name, Dave, you could probably go into your site. Yeah. Because the first track is called Circumnavigator. I'm working on a deal

with Discogs. Joe, hold on. Dave, what deals are you working on? No, with Discogs. For my classified section. It's okay. I gotta come up with a name. The first track's called Circumnavigator, but then in parentheses, it's Bblex Intro. And then the second track's called circum navigator but then in parentheses it's b-blex intro and

then the second track is called circum antelope or a-lope but in parentheses it's b-blex wave and the third track is called circonics circonics in parentheses b-blex shuffle but then there's two other tracks after that that are just the track names, but nothing in parentheses B-Blex. Is this going to be on the test? But then inside B, this is too much information all at once. Circumfor is the name of the track. It's like a Mensa.

But in parentheses, it's B-Blex Forest. Too mean. And then the seventh track is deep pbt eighth track circoid parentheses b-blex bastion so i don't know what's going on are there certain tracks that are b-blex remixes i don't want to do this anymore i don don't understand all this. This is too much information all at once. I just thought we were going to play tapes. Well, I'm going to play this tape. Bang on Barta.

B-Blex. A. On Rubber City Noise. On Rubber City Noise. Coming in hot. It's 2020. RubberCityNoise.org. Oh, this came out. This is like their pandemic album.

This is like, yeah, this is like COVID bullshit. Nah, this was recorded in 2018 and 2019. Recorded during COVID bowl. I can't wait to hear everybody's third wave COVID album. This is the one I recorded when we came out of lockdown, but then we had to go back into it. Then we just had to wear masks inside again. I don't give a fuck.

This was recorded when Carney lifted his admission. When I go to the post office, I still have to wear a mask. This is when Carney lifted restrictions for wearing masks in restaurants. What kind of fish? Welcome. But then two weeks later, he re-implemented it and i went through some shit that's the featured track okay who is this what is this i don't know what this is oh my god did you just not hear the 10 minute description i said i don't know what's going on no no i didn't no

that's cool i know i got you hungry with bang on barta Which is an egg point dish It is good It's just not my go to Medium, mild, or spicy? Medium, always medium No, you don't go mild Don't go spicy, I'll tell you that god damn much Because they're like, this gringo We're gonna get him

He thinks he They go in the back and immediately they're like this dude wants spicy and they all laugh they all high five they bring it out i put in my mouth and you know how they keep filling up the water that's it i just drink water the whole time. Don't eat any of it. But I'm still like, I'll box that up. I'll take that home. So what, no fucking ziti now?

Is that what happens with the leftovers? No, you just throw it away. I can't eat this. Yeah. Maybe a little pasta. I like a little pasta What's your favorite pasta? Macaroni and cheese Macaroni and cheese

I just meant shape Dinosaurs A little bit of ketchup A little bit of ketchup? With a little bit of ketchup. Mixed in with the mac and cheese? That sounds pretty good. Actually, that's fine. That'd be a good thing to order at a fancy restaurant.

Macaroni, cheese, dinosaurs, a little bit of ketchup, please. Just a little bit of ketchup. I love Olive Garden. I'll take it. I'll have the pasta for life. I'll have the pasta, dinosaur. Unlimited salad. Extra cheese, a little bit of ketchup.

That would be a Hannity special. Is it my sore? Excuse me. Excuse me. I was just looking at the menu. Could I have... We have Big Macs. Excuse me. Excuse me. I was just looking at the menu. Could I have... We have Big Macs. We have Big Macs.

Dinosaur macaroni and cheese. We have pizzas. A little bit of ketchup. 300 hamburgers. Many, many french fries. Quarter pounders with cheese. Oh, my God. You ever do the mac and cheese challenge?

300 hamburgers. Oh, what's that? 1,000... You just said the walk over a bunch of mac and cheese. Hamburgers.ers oh what's that 1000 you just had to walk over a bunch of mac and cheese hamburgers oh no hamburgers it's like a thousand boxes though

you have to walk over a thousand boxes those are stacked boxes they're stacked boxes and it's not like steps it's just one tall wall I'd rather fall

onto a whole bunch of boxes of mac and cheese is it elbows than than crates cabagool cabagool alright Dave what are you gonna play oh shit I forgot I had to play a tape play a hungry then crates. Cabagool. Cabagool.

Alright, Dave. What are you going to play? Oh, shit. I forgot I had to play a tape. Play a hungry one because I got a hungry one, too. Oh, you got a hungry one, too? You got a hungry one? Yeah.

I'm going to play... You like Bob Bucko? I like Bob Bucko Jr. Bob Bucko Jr. I'm going to play a Bob Bucko Jr. tape. Bob Bucko is my dad's name. Call me Bob Bucko Jr. Bob Bucko Jr. I'm going to play a Bob Bucko Jr. tape. Bob Bucko is my dad's name. Call me Bob Bucko Jr.

The tape is called You Deserve a Name. Robert! On Personal Archives. Robert! Are you dumping tapes again? It's a double wide. Robert! This is like the tiniest double case I've ever seen.

That's a double case? Yeah, it's a double case. They really compacted that in there, huh? Yeah, I applaud it. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Unlimited salad. Oops. Yeah, pretty cool. That's an odd size. They make so many. We talked about this before, but the different plastic library cases

and clamshell cases. Where do they keep all the templates and all the... Lock the gates. No, this is cool. Lock the gates. I see some of these cases, I'd say lock the gates. It reminds me of like a Switch game or something like that. Yeah.

I'd put this right on that. Yeah, by the way, those cases, way too big. Oh, they're insane because the game's only about the size of a... Yeah, it's a Cobra. Have you ever seen a Nintendo Switch game? No. The case is a little bit bigger, maybe a little bit taller than this. And the game's like an SD card.

Yeah, and when you open it, the game's just like right here. So the whole case is worthless. Like, why are they making them that big? Like when CDs used to be... You put them on a shelf. Yeah, when CDs used to be the double thing. Yeah. Those were cool.

Bob Bucko Jr. What's this on? What's Bob's label? This is on Personal Archives. Is that Bob's label? You know what? I do not know. Bob does a label.

Bob does a label. Yeah, I'm going to do my research and figure out. Tape's called You Deserve a Name. Oh, that's cute. You Deserve a Name. Let's look up Bob Bucko on Discogs. Bob Bucko Jr. I'm going to do that here, huh?

BBJR, he goes by sometimes. Personal Archives, yeah. Proprietor of it. Proprietor. Did a Q&A with Bob Bucko. Who did? Scott. Back in 2015 or so. Scott Bakula? Yeah, Scott

Bakula used to do some stuff with Bob Bucko Jr. on Personal Archives. Scott, um... Scott that used to do some stuff with Bob Bucko Jr. on personal archives. Scott, um... Scott that used to write for the site. Scotty Pippin? Scotty Pippin, yeah. Scotty Pippin used to... Scotty Pippin used to write for TabZell. Yeah, Scotty Pippin. He still does sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, it's free time.

That's cool, yeah. I like this. This is crazy artwork. The tape looks nuts. I like how one tape has, like... Oh, no, never mind. They both have yellow leaders. I don't like it anymore. Hmm. You thought there were two different leaders. I like how there's a picture of that noise table here.

Oh, I like the noise table. I like the gear table. Yeah, so us fucking nerds can just fucking geek out over his rig. Omnicore's got plaque Omnicore. Where's that cord go? Don't list your gear. Just take a picture. Oh, yeah.

And get it notarized. If you... I've been seeing a lot. I've been seeing a lot. The UPS store, do it for five bucks. You go to your bank for free. It's going to be worth it.

I'll do it for $250. I'm certified. Are you a notary? Yeah. Well, specifically for noise table pictures. Dave is a noise table. He's a noise table in general.

If you want to get anything notarized. Your gear list, your track titles. You said... You want to trade. You want to trade names. He's a noise tape in general If you want to get anything notarized Your gear list, your track titles You want to trade You want to trade names Dave, I think you just let that one go I can notarize the trade That's kind of how I'm making money coming and going On that site, Mike

Alright, is it my turn? Yeah, for two My hungry one Before you go, girl. My hungry one was sour spirit, because sour is one of the sensations. That's a taste. Sensation is sour. You know spicy isn't on your tongue.

Spicy? Where is it? It's pain. It's actually pain. Spicy is pain. It's not a flavor. Spicy is pain. It's not a flavor. Spicy is pain. It's not a flavor?

Yeah. It's not a sensation on the tongue. That's like... It's just your tongue is sensitive to the acids. Yeah. So it burns your tongue. Yeah, it's burning your tongue. You're feeling pain.

Because if you wipe your eye, it's kind of like, how spicy is this pepper? Your eye will let you know how... Yeah. Just the same. So why not open up a series of restaurants where you don't eat anything. You just like rub the sauces in your eye. Hmm. You have a restaurant where you go there and you're like, you get like a

sweet and sour sauce. You just rub it in your eye. Because you're used to it on your tongue. But spicy is pain. Spicy is pain. Sour Spirit Aluminum Rainbow. This is a duo from Philadelphia. Oh, that's a good city. Yeah, it's kind of weird that we just prefer our tongues to hurt.

Like, it sucks everywhere else. I like my tongue to hurt here and there. Aluminum Rainbow is the name of the tape on unknown tapes. This is a cassette edition. I think I got this right. It's wrong already. I said it's a cassette edition, and it is.

And you said, I think I got this right. And then Dave was like, you're wrong. Yeah, I'm betting. I'm a futures guy. He's an over-under guy. You're picking the dog. Money line? Straight money, bill So Dave's picking the dog. He's an over-under guy. You're picking the dog. Okay. Money line?

Straight money line bet? Do the river. Do the river. Okay, ready? I'm on, yeah. It's a cassette edition of a digital. Wait, hold on. Give me double or nothing.

You want to do double or nothing? Yeah. I'm all in. Okay, Joe's all in. We're all anteing up. I'm all in and Joe's double or nothing. And I'm going to up the ante. What are you upping the dough?

I'm going to see you. Huh? I'm going to see you. Let me see if I can do this. I fold. I fold. You fold? Joe saw me.

I fold. I told you not to look at him. I win. Joe won. God damn it. I'm going to win next time. What do you want to win? What do you want?

Okay. I'm not to win next time. What do you want to win? What do you want? Okay. I'm not good at this game. A cassette edition of a digital album from 2014. It just came out now. They're like, this is the time. Aluminum Rainbow put this out in 2014. So is this a reissue? He's like, I think we should put it on tape.

And they were like, no. We got to wait. Wait. It's not time. I think a He's like, I think we should put it on tape. And they were like, no. We got to wait. Wait. It's not time. I think a witch was like, you must seven years. You must wait before the tape is so great. I'm Grusome Maxwell. Are there any digital reissues yet?

Somebody put out a tape, and then they, yeah. No, no, no. Somebody put out a link on Bandcamp in 2010, and then they... Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Like somebody put out a link on Bandcamp in 2010. That's the reissue of it. And then they reissue it. Yeah, if you take it down and put it... I say every time... Because if you leave it up a long time online,

it does get a little stale, I think. Well, I would say every time your internet goes out, everything has been reissued when it comes back up. Oh. So every time you reboot... Don't tell that to Jamie. Yeah, I know. Jesus Christ.

John Powell was yelling at him. He was like, about the mistletoe tapes having different paper. He's like, that's just the paper I had on hand. It's not a different edition. Is there like a note on Discogs? Label refused to say how many were on cotton stock

and how many were on 20-pound bond, but this Discogs editor knows that it must have been a few. Reporting from Discogs, I'm Jamie. We kid. In the world of crime. Certain crimes are really bad.

This is special unit discots. You arrive on the scene and somebody's like moving like tapes or LPs from one side of the room to the other and like, I don't know what happened. He asked if he could use my login name

just to sell some old records. I said, go ahead. I didn't know he was going to start editing stuff. I didn't know he was going to smuggle a fucking, I don't know, what do you smuggle through a Bandcamp account or a Discogs account? Back in 68. I got those with answer once. Okay, but yeah.

I'm going to play this and then end it with this tape by it's a can i get through this just as one day no i already lost the bet Wish that I was out on Rocky Top Down in the Tennessee hills Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top Ain't no telephone bill Once I had a girl on Rocky Top My anaconda This is Terry X and Yap Blunk.

Ozo Bon is the name of the tape. Oh, when the sun is down and burns the top. My anaconda. It was number. Under the boardwalk. Out of the sun. Under the boardwalk. We'll be having some fun.

Under the boardwalk. People walking above. Under the boardwalk. We'll be falling in love. What is the name of the label now? I just had it in front of me. Oh, Public Eyesore. It took me so long to realize that their catalog numbers are E-H question mark. Ooh. What a nice, and I'm just realizing now we're doing a nice-

Like E-H. Exactly. We started with a question mark, we're going to end with a question mark, and it just makes you wonder like who are- We're just on this, I'm just on this crazy rock. Is this predetermined? Yeah. So-

Oh my God. This is Terry Hessels from the band The X. The X? Like, uh, fucking, uh, fucking punk band man from fucking 1979, man. Punk man. Fucking punk of life. Hard to listen to.

But I can't listen to it. A little too political for me. I'll go as far as Real Big Fish. But even some of their songs about selling out are a little their toe in the line. No, this is Derry Hustles from that band The X and Yop Blunk. I hope I'm saying that.

I don't actually hope I'm saying it right. I don't know. You don't hope you're saying it right? I hope I'm getting it wrong. Because I'm fucking edgy. I'm looking to get cancelled, Joe. Dickery dickery tape. A self-taught composer. Voice performer. Cancel this. Sound poet.

It says on Discogs that, what does it say? Oh, self-taught. And it's just like, yeah, he sounds like Daffy Duck on this tape. They're not teaching it anywhere. But it's fucking- What about a bird? The tape's fucking awesome. It's weird guitar, weird fucking-

What about ducks? That's a wow zing me I'm in trouble god damn ducks guitar and voice and electronics and maybe you know what a few ducks on here actually these are two live sets

from March of 2020. So that was probably a COVID spreader. Super spreader event. So this is from a super spreader event. Public Eyesore, by the way, they're from Iowa. That label, they've been doing stuff since 1997. Holy shit.

Wow. Good job. We're going to be finding Fridays a day. Holy shit. Holy shit. Wow. Good job. How many Friday's is there? Holy shit. Holy shit. Final Friday, like 1,000 coming up soon. But I love this

tape. It's fucking weird. The guitar's all fucking, it's like a weird, like, no wave fucking which is like You alright alright Dave? oh yeah I'm just relaxing you're marveling at your descriptive words well I'll just

it's like a surfer's worst nightmare at the beach no wave the cowabunga from down under no wave that's a good Down Under? No way. I like it. That's a good... You guys see this new Doom Trips record comp?

No. They just put out number five, I guess. I want to know real quick. We're not going to play it or anything right now, but I want to know before we go out, is this artwork good or bad? It's very good. Is it good?

I couldn't tell if it crossed the line to be in bed why would this cross line to be in bed because the the flaming skulls it's all a little too i don't know clean yeah i like how clean it is but it almost looks like airbrush or something okay then hold on asshole um then i need to know why don't you like the flaming skulls on this because they're like tribal skulls. They look like clip art from some cheesy, like I put a quarter in a machine and I get that sticker out. What is good art? That's not good art?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anything. This guy has an eyeball in his hand that's like. I couldn't tell if that was good or not. Yeah. I do like how it's. No, it's because you associate that with something stupid.

The thing, like if you didn't have any reference to the Hot Wheels logo yeah you think it's cool yeah it'd be cool there's no frame it there's no reference for that yeah I've never super clean yeah I've never seen this before okay maybe we'll play something go ahead and keep that all right episode 170 something right go ahead and keep it

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