Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #18 | 1.13.13

Episode Date: January 13, 2013

New Age Hillbilly, Pak, Dsic, Fletcher Pratt, Jason E. Anderson, Matt Carlson, Plankton Wat, Lake Mary, Jeremy Kelly, Kosmonaut, Emuul, Dinner Music, The Marshmallow Staircase, and Parashi

Yo, this is fucking New Age Hillbilly from MT5 Tapes. You're listening to Tabs Out. Tabs Out. Cassette Podcast. Number 18. Number 18. tabs out cassette podcast number 18 number 18 you know mike in the uk uh racehorses names can't be longer than 18 characters including spaces including spaces yes i was wondering if you were going to have a factoid for 18 or if you were just going to forget all about that thanks for filling us in yeah there might be more. You never know.

Stay tuned. Just Dave and myself, Mike, tonight. No B again. I think we're going to have to... Do you think he gets a written warning this time? Or is it straight? Have we given him a verbal warning yet?

I've given him several verbal warnings. I'm sure you have. That's probably why he didn't answer the phone. He never answers the phone. I need to get an app that makes my number come up as someone's number who he would answer their phone calls so I can get in touch with him because I'd say 85% of the time he doesn't pick up.

Yeah, just make it Stacy or something. Yeah. New age hillbilly there from MT5 Tapes doing the intro. We've played a bunch of MT5 stuff. The best worst looking label on the planet. Yeah, it's the MT5. I think we're officially dubbing that. What did you say?

The best worst looking label on the planet? Yeah. Yeah, it's like, I don't know how to say it everything about it is just so perfectly bad yeah it is it's very bad but in like the way that makes you extremely happy yeah um uh speaking of which we got out he sent us a package of some tapes just just you know off the top of the bat here we have a new age hillbilly house fucker tape and it's just um what do you call these sleeves like these sleeves that you put cds in oh they're just like the clear plastic window it's got the clear plastic window and they're like just paper sleeves that you get at staples yeah so it comes in that folded over with a piece of silver tape

not even like a whole piece of silver tape I think he like ripped the silver tape in half. And then there's a picture of. It's like. It's Elmo and some monkeys. And it's like a piece of paper. That's cut into like a weird shape. And scotch taped on. And just written New Age Hillbilly House Fucker. Number 17 out of 30 on the back.

And then there's like a pink tape on the inside. If I can get it out of here. Well take those fucking gloves off. I've been wearing these gloves all night. It's kind of comfortable but you don't have the usage of the fingers that you would like. Alright, let's see what we got here.

Oh, there's more paper inside. Thank God. Oh, there's a sticker that says MT6. Did we have this conversation before? What is MT6? MT6 is the label, the other label. MT5 is an imprint of MT6. Did we have this conversation before? What is MT6? MT6 is the label, the other label. MT5 is an imprint of MT6. I can probably stop you right there because there's also a business card for MT6 records. Oh, that's like fancy looking.

And it's like an actual, yeah, it's not like printed on like a piece of bologna with like a magic marker. And then what's this piece of paper here? This is, there's a little piece of paper inside that's also cut all weird. And it's New Age Hillbilly Housefucker C-22. MT5 tapes from 2009. So this one's been hanging around. Nice. MT500007.

So I think we're going to start off. We're going to play a little bit of this tape. It's off of side one, which is Burning Down the House. Is this a cold listen? Yeah, it's going right into it. I haven't heard any of these tapes that he sent. Oh, wait. Here's the other piece of the silver tape from the pack.

It's on the front of the shell. And it just says House Fucker in pen. This is going to be a treat. Oh, yeah. I can hardly wait. And thanks. Do you know his real name? What is New Age Hillbilly?

What's his real name? I don't know. Yeah, maybe that is his real name. New Age Hillbilly? New Age Hillbilly, yeah. All right, so let's play a little bit off this New Age Hillbilly house fucker. I'm going to say, how many times have we said house fucker so far? It's got to be a record for Tab tabs out for most mentions of house fucker.

Well, you only had to say that once. That's kind of true. I want to say it 19 times, so next episode you can have a factoid that's, you know we said house fucker 19 times. Oh, you ruined it. I ruined it. All right. Well, here's New Age Hillbilly. Thank you. so Thank you. so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get the camera. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. uh

uh so so Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. Nice. nice new age hillbilly house fucker uh on mt5 tapes i'm looking at the mt5 site and it says it's sold out so i guess maybe he sent the last copy over here we got a bunch of other stuff uh chief pokawa take the hose c32 i'm not really sure what that is um some other stuff too was over there thanks for sending that stuff in nice guy yeah man he uh he gave us a big pile of tapes that he just happened to have on him yeah i loved how he had stuff from like eight years ago yeah they just happened to have like four copies in this pocket and he gave us all copies. And then he just sent

another big pile of stuff. That's pretty awesome. All right, Dave, what do you got? Pack. P-A-K. Pack from Rhode Island? I don't know.

I don't know anything about this project. I think that's... There's four different packs on Discogs. Oh, yeah. If this is the one I'm thinking of, Pack is from Providence, right?

And she's in Noise Nomads, I think? Well, she's in a project. What did I say the name of that project was called? Oh, Jerk Curtain. Jerk Curtain. Yeah. That's a good one. Her name's Lauren Packraduni.

It doesn't say where she's from. Sorry if I'm butchering that name. A Pacraduni. Pacraduni. Yeah, I think that's who that is. Okay. And yeah, this is on a label called Aggie E-G-G-Y. Let me see that guy.

Label out of Portland. I don't really know anything about him. I can't remember when I got this tape or who I I got this tape I like how it's a clear tape Is that like stamped on there? The pack thing? Yeah it's like stamped three times down the middle of the tape Oh this artwork's pretty nice It reminds me of

Who's the guy who does like Blood stereo I don't know Ah fuck I forget what his name is now But I like it Yeah it looks good Blood Stereo. I don't know. I forget what his name is now. I like it. It looks good. What else has this label put out? Were you just looking at the catalog?

I was looking at it a second ago. They put out a No Dolby tape. They put out... What else? It's a silkscreen. Mattress. The Golden Hours. Trailblazer.

Sky Thing. Alter Eagle. Can you still grab this one? Well, this came out like two years ago. It says 2010 on the inside. Is it 2010? On the inside of the spine. Maybe that's when it was recorded.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We don't know anything. All right, well, let's play a little bit from this tape by Pac. Was it self-titled? No, it's called Box. Box.

Pac. Box. Eggie. Ha ha ha ha ha. Thank you. so so so oh oh I'm going to stay To stay To stay I'm going to go to the next one. Stay Stay Stay

Stay I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you. so Thank you. so uh wow so um Thank you. um so um um Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. um Thank you. pack box naggy i'm looking at um i mean i i was 99 sure but that is the pack who is uh in noise nomads okay um i also the only thing on discogs for jerk curtain is a double cassette on bone scraper now i want to get that because i just want to know what jerk curtain sounds like where do you think you put the emphasis on that is it jerk curtain or jerk curtain i don't know i don't know which one i like better is the curtain or jerk curtain? I don't know. I don't know which one I like better. Is the curtain a jerk or is the curtain shielding you from jerks?

Think about that for a minute. If you know, get in touch if you know. All right, I'm going to play this tape. We'll send you a free tape. Yeah, or we won't. Whatever. Got this tape. These actually came, I think.

I think they came today, from a label called Rayno from the UK, I believe. It's a tape by a project called, we still haven't figured out how to say it, DSIC. DSIC. We talked about it last time. I don't know how to say it.

Thick. Didn't I say you put your tongue against your teeth? Yes, a soft palate. I was jamming this a little bit earlier. It's pretty good stuff. Feel this tape. Is this tape heavier than your average tape? Yeah, kind of.

You know what? I think we had another tape that was like this, actually. I think it was that it was Blue Something. It was like one of the first I think it was that... It was blue something. It was like one of the first mailbag tapes that we played. Blue Lantern or something like that. Well, it's like a black tape, and the window's a little bit smaller than normal, too, in the middle.

Yeah, but I think it's like harder. I can hardly see you through it, Dave. It's harder, though. It's harder, too, yeah. I feel like... It's like a thick plastic. You want to go rob a liquor store with this later? Yeah. You can make a shank out of that little thing in there. And it came... He sent another tape, too. I feel like you want to go rob a liquor store with this later? You can make a shank out of that little thing.

And it came. He sent another tape, too. I don't know where it is right now. I can't remember what it is. But they both are in the cassette mailers, like cardboard cassette mailers that you would mail a tape in. Yeah. And they have a band going around them.

And it's either stenciled or stamped in some way with the label name. But I'm not sure if that's part of the packaging or not. Is there another... Is there a Norelco that comes with it? Yeah, inside there's the Norelco case. And the tape's in there. And there's no other info on that box. And I don't know if everyone comes like that.

Or if he just put them in there to be nice. It looks good. It looks really good. Stuff like this... Oh, I'm never putting it back in there. If I put it back in there, it's not coming in. I'm almost too lazy to take a record out of a paper sleeve now.

I have all my records behind... We're not talking about records here. Fuck, I am talking about records. I'll give you one. The point is, I'm too lazy to even open a record. I want it to be really easy. Yeah, I want everything. Make it really easy.

Come to my house and put it in my deck for me. Yeah, just come over, feed me some cheese curls. I'll lay there. So I'm not sure if that's part of the packaging or not. Yeah, it looks good. What is that? There's a little razor blade in there. Oh.

Oh, easy. Is there a real razor blade in there? Yeah, well, it's got the paper on it so you don't cut yourself. Oh, okay, that's good. Oh, there's a little stamp on there as well with the label name. Oh, what? That's crazy. Man, he's putting that thing everywhere.

Branding. Yeah. That's called branding, marketing. It's a nice little touch. And it says it's limited to 25. I'm really glad he put some paper on there so you don't cut yourself. Well,

they come with that paper already on there. You got to take that paper off. Oh, okay. I don't usually buy razor blades, so. And nice stamping on the front too. The tape is called,

uh, Tiamat Tanawa. Uh, Tiamat being, of course, obviously, I already know this off the top of my head, the Babylonian mythology chaos monster.

Oh, the chaos monster, yeah. And Tanawa, obviously, is the Maori mythology... Something about pools and rivers and dark caves. Dark caves, yep. Yep. You think of the same guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So I got this queued up to a track. I believe it's, they're all untitled. I believe it's Untitled 3, which is, ironically, the third track on the tape. That's not ironic at all, is it? No, it's not. What do you know? Coincidentally. All right.

And this one just came out. So you can probably grab it. It's limited to 25, though. So maybe it's gone. I'm not sure. But here is DSIC with Untitled. Three. Possibly.

Off a tape on either Reno or Reno. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so so so so so so Thank you. d-s-i-c however you say that new tape on rhino records or tapes maybe you just can't say it maybe you can't maybe you're not allowed good shit uh it turns out those boxes that they come in are a part of the of the packaging all the cassettes are housed in like boxes with bands going around and they're all stamped what are they belly bands is that what you call those i think belly bands is what you get when you were like for like a surgery

like al roker has a belly you know al roker shit himself when you were like for like a surgery. Like Al Roker has a belly. You know Al Roker shit himself? Did you follow in that story? No. He was like at the White House and like he had to like fart. He'd like let one go and he shit himself. That's performance art. Did you get him on the show?

Get him to do an intro. Yeah. Did you get him on the show? Get him to do an intro. Yeah, it's like, I'm outroking, I'm going to shit myself. It's more of a jackass thing than Tabs Out, but we can do a cross. We can do a tie-in. They call that an industry. So, yeah, I'm just discovering this label myself. And the other tape they sent, it's Keep Shield on Acid. It comes with a little blotter.

It's confirmed from the label. There's no LSD on it, but a tiny little sheet of acid with the label's name stamped real tiny. It's pretty incredible. Yeah. Definitely really nice stuff.

Definitely worth checking out that label david davod david my turn comes so quick when i know when joe b's on here i keep looking at the chair and like one single tear comes out of the chair what do you got um of the chair yeah i can't figure out why that chair cries. Let's do this Fletcher Pratt tape on Dub Ditch Picnic. Fletcher Pratt does, what did you say, Midori Records for Michigan?

Yeah, he does Midori. I don't think it's Michigan now that I've thought it through. Maybe he's from Canada. I think he's from Canada. Midori Records reminds me, I have all their stuff on from Canada. I think he's from Canada. Midori Records reminds me. I have all their stuff on my shelf. I mix up with another label

because it's very similar. Okay. I want to say it's... Fuck, now I can't remember. But it's all very similar. Very colorful. A lot of bright colors. Really lightens up the room.

This is a tape called Dub Sessions Volume 2. I like on this. Is that like stenciled on there as well? We're getting a lot of stenciled tapes tonight. Yeah. Is this pro-dubbed? Is that like imprinted? No, I don't think that's pro-dubbed.

It just says dub in the stencil font. Yeah, really big across the entire shell. Yeah, that's really good. I haven't seen a tape like that. That's really good looking. The majority of the tapes on that label come like that, and I think actually this guy's other label, Prairie Friar, it has a similar aesthetic.

It has giant printing on it. Is the dub referring to Dub Ditch Picnic or the name of the tape Dub Sessions? Well, I think it just all ties together really nicely. But that comes on every Dub Ditch Picnic tape for the most part

except for like one or two. It says Dub on it? Really big. Okay, so it has to do with the label then. That's the answer to the question. Yeah, but I mean... Why are you holding out on me?

You have the information. Dave likes me. He wants me to beg. Just ask me a few more questions. I don't know what I was thinking. I had a brain fart. Yeah. All right.

Right on. You have this queued up to anything, or is it just on the beginning? Yeah, it was just played from the beginning. Oh, okay. I can do that. It's all queued up for you. I got every... I worked out all the kinks.

All right. Off of the dub sessions volume two oh i haven't seen i haven't heard volume one i'm not gonna know what's going on no context whatsoever yeah fletcher pratt Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. To be continued... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Fletcher Pratt off of Dub Sessions Volume 2. That was a huge dub, charged dub, and maybe new age dub. There's also dope dub, fire dub,

sunny dub, interlude, odd dub, and outro. Nice. A lot of that sounded like 90s rap. It did. I liked it. of that sounded like 90s rap. Yeah, it did. I liked it.

I enjoyed it. It was good. It was damn near erotic at some points. I think Dave was trying to, would Joe B not hear anything go? All right. You want to dig into this new Discriminate bonus tape?

That sounds good, yeah. It's been a little while since we got the last Discriminate. Yeah. I guess he skipped maybe December, maybe November as well. It says 2012 on the spine, so I think it was supposed to come out last year. We'll wait for the new year. Nothing wrong with that. It started off good, too.

I listened to this one earlier. It's Jason E. Anderson, who is, I think, the guy who runs Gift Tapes and does, I can't think of any of his projects off the top of my head. But you've played, what did you play from the guy who does Gift? I don't think I played something off of Gift. No, it wasn't on Gift, but it was the guy who. Tape Drift, maybe? It was the guy who does gift tapes project.

Oh. What was that called? I can't remember. It was good. Whatever it was. We'll have to... We'll have to... We'll have to go back and listen.

Go back through the archives. It's a split with Matt Carlson, who I'm not too familiar with. I know he has stuff on NNA and also on gift i like the name of matt carlson's track i can't find my body i can't find my body how'd you type that you can find your body get out of here now you're just goofing i listened to this earlier it's really good it's kind of like it's music that okay if it would come out in it would come out now. Now is when it comes out. 2012. Or 2013. 2013.

But it would have came out in 2013 in a movie filmed in 1985. If you were watching Back to the Future 4 and they had a scene from 2013 and teens were listening to music hanging out in the

parking lot i think they'd be listening to this and they'd have like like they always have like purple mohawks yeah and like uh you know like like orange sunglasses that are like way too big and they're driving like really dirty dirty cars yeah and they're blasting this. And somebody's like, I just don't get you kids today. It's two, you know, these things are like C10s, so it's two short tracks. Jason Anderson first,

and then you just want to go into the Matt Carlson side. Do you want to play both sides? Yeah, I'm down with that. We can do both. From the Discriminate Music bonus tape number five, first one of the year, Jason E. Anderson and Matt Carlson. Thank you. Thank you. Repeat. Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free free Hey moment Thank you. uh I'm sorry. I'm going to go to the next place. I'm going to go to the next place. I'm going to go to the next place.

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I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the do that. I'm going to go ahead and get some more. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one.

I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. you see what i did Whoa. You see what I mean about that being music from the future, from the 80s? Yeah.

Yeah, definitely. It'd be a bunch of, like, ne'er-do-wells doing, like, people are always doing, like, future drug-sized movies, like, you got any more flunk? And it's, like, never, they never smoke it, they never snort it. It's always, you know, it's always something, like, it something like it's like something they put in their ears something like that the future drugs are always done like like at what point it seems like there's been like some standard ways to to take drugs yeah for a long time yeah yeah at what point is it like in 2030 they're like no here's what we're going to do. Drop it in your eyeball.

Yeah, exactly. You're going to put it like it's going to be like a blanket you sleep underneath. It's always something weird in movies about the future. The drugs are always weird. Yeah. What was I talking about? That was a good tape. I like how on the actual tape to contact Matt Carlson, it's contact care of bucket factory.com.

And I, I want to go to bucket. I hope it's an actual bucket, like a place that sells buckets. You go there and it's like, like the clip art of the guy holding the bucket smiling. And like the categories are like, you know, recreational buckets,

you know, it's like, uh, what are the kinds of buckets do you get? Fun buckets. Fun buckets. What would a fun bucket be? It wouldn't have a bottom.

And you'd put stuff in and it'd fall right out. You got me again with that fun bucket, Dave. Alright, head over to discriminatemusic.com I believe is the internet location. Serious buckets. Order some buckets of shit from them.

And I believe you will receive that bonus tape until the well is run dry. Disposable buckets. Are you looking at buckets online? Different kind of buckets? Go to Uline. I bet Uline sells buckets. They sell everything.

And then the budget line pales. That's like the home dubbed version of the bucket factory is Pale Co. And it's like this little kid. His face is all dirty. He's holding a little pail. Rusty. Yeah. It's like the beach, but you can tell it's cold.

Nobody wants to be there. There's a dog, but it's like not his dog. It's a stray dog. Alright, David. You got something? Oh, you know what we didn't mention? Which is like, you want to hear some completely useless information that you can't use? Because right now it's Saturday night, January 12th, 2013.

At this very moment. At this very moment. Let me pull this up right here. The last two episodes of Tabs Out, the ones before the 16 and 17 are being broadcast on 90.7 FM WGXC in Green and Columbia Counties, New York. For some reason. For some reason, yeah. I don't really know why, but they asked us if it'd be cool. I think it's pretty awesome that they asked.

Yeah. Thanks for doing that. I'm all about it. So if you're in those... Unfortunately, it's uncensored. Yeah, I was really hoping it was going to be censored and anytime we cussed it was like a chicken noise or something.

Or like a clown's nose honking. But I think it's uncensored, yeah, which is kind of a bummer. But if you're in those counties yesterday, make sure you listen to it. And maybe they'll do it again. I don't know.

Yeah, maybe it'll... Not really sure how it's going to go. But pretty excited. We're making our FM debut. We're in the big leagues now, baby. Joe B. said it's all cocaine and limos from here and dinner with celebrities. Before you know it, we're going to be playing CDs.

People are like, what happened? It used to be a cassette podcast. Get the fuck out of here, kid. Get your pail and get the fuck out of here. Alright, Dave, you want to play something? Yeah, I think I want to do this plankton tape that came out on DNT

I guess a couple years ago. I remember this one. This is from the personal collection. What's that supposed to mean? Oh, and you were saying, yeah, we were talking about this tape earlier. I've never seen imprinting. Like, it's a pro-dub tape. It's like a white shell with black imprinting.

But the imprinting is really intricate. Yeah intricate yeah this dnt logo in the corner yeah the lines are like really fine it's like a line drawing but like they're really fine yeah so this is actually shout out to the silk screener at national audio company yeah maybe the text is really small too yeah and it's pretty clear yeah it looks good this is um this is actually this tape is two albums that came out previously it's the first piece right yeah yeah the well the the b side is at the time his most recent lp i think and then the a side is something that was like had been long out of print. I like on the back spine, it says, back-to-back classic albums, specially priced two-hit albums on one cassette.

Yeah, it's like a Cheap Thrills record from Frank Zappa or something. Yeah. The nice price. Yeah. Right on. So what do you got this queued up to here? Just the B-side.

What's the name of this album again? Just the B-side. Dawn of the Golden this uh album again just the b-side dawn of the golden eternity yeah you got it that's what that's what this is i know everything i got it all figured out i got my life all i'll figure it out now yeah so this is plankton wadden this is uh somewhere out west right and like uh maybe Portland. I feel like... Maybe. Let's not rule out Portland. This guy is in a psych band from out there. What's the psych band called? I'm going to tell you in a second.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, Dave. One, two, three, four. His name is Dewey Mahood, or Mayhood maybe, but I like to think it's Mahood. This kind of slacking was alright when this was just a podcast. But we are on. We're on the FMs now. You can listen to it in the car now, Dave. Yeah, I know.

I hope we're not sounding like assholes. I'm really actually appreciative that they wanted to play this on the radio. Thank you. I forget what the website's called, like free103.9.com. Yeah, just Google WXGC or whatever it is. And it turns out C. Lavender, like, volunteers there. Yeah, yeah.

Which I thought was pretty funny. Yeah, that's crazy. He's part of this, it is a Portland-based psych group called Eternal Tapestry, which I don't have any other stuff. But they've got a lengthy discography. All right. Lots of stuff. Well, then let's play a little bit off of this tape by Plankton Watt. The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Plankton Watt.

Enjoyed that. Is that just one person you said? Yeah. Yeah. One dude from Eternal Tapestry. I played one of the LPs before i have i forget which one i have and i have they have a split on stunned right that sounds right yeah yeah i forget who it's is it with super minerals i think it's with super minerals there i think after stunned like

called it quits like a month later that oh yeah yeah yeah which pissed me off because i have all my stunt stuff i keep downstairs on like a like all my tapes are upstairs but the stunt stuff i have all in my living room like on this this like uh this hutch it's like a danish style hutch and uh but it's across the top and like i don't have every single stunt tape but the ones that i do have fit on it perfectly like from end to end like it was made for that and then one day this extra tape comes up like what the fuck is this but it's a good tape so i'm not gonna complain too much all right i got a jam here this tape came uh from i, a newish label called Planted Tapes. This is Planted Tapes number two, which just came out in November.

It's a tape by a project called Lake Mary. Is this a mailbag? Yeah, yeah, they sent it over. It's a really well put together cassette. Look at this J-card. It's very nicely yeah yeah like everything's like nicely it's just presented well yeah it's like a nice it's like a forest photograph on the outside photograph with like a big yellow beam of light coming through and then

there's it's a two panel j card and there's printing on the inside like another image and some text and then the cassette itself is like a white shell cassette with uh like full color printed labels on both sides that have the uh the project name and the name of the tracks are they side long tracks yeah yeah it's a c40 so we probably won't get through the entire track, but let's dig into a little bit of the Lake Mary canopy track on planted tapes. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Lake Mary off of tape on planted tapes. That was good. Yeah, I was listening to that. Was that a little bit of saxophone at the end? I think it was, yeah.

That was soothing. I feel very soothed. I guess that project is done by a dude named chas primeck from uh or primeck from salt lake city utah i guess there is a lake mary in salt lake city utah lake mary i'm looking at some pictures of it right now like an actual lake like a body of water huh i'm looking at some pictures right now. It's very calming. I feel very good right now. I just take a little nap.

That's a dry town, isn't it? Salt Lake City? There's nothing going on in Salt Lake City. I've been to Salt Lake City once. Well, I went through it, and I stopped there. I have nothing to say about it. But is it dry there? Is there no booze in Salt Lake City?

I don't know. I thought I heard that somewhere. It sounds about right. The Mormons. They control everything out there. Like, is there no booze in Salt Lake City? I don't know. I mean, I don't know if it's like... I thought I heard that somewhere. Maybe I... It sounds about right. The Mormons. Yeah. They control everything out there. You know. They run like a steel trap.

They got their magic underwear. They got their... Is the magic underwear... Do they still do that? I don't know. When I say they, I'm talking, you know, I know not like maybe every Mormon person. I don't know like what the spectrum of like Mormonism is.ism yeah because they're not all polygamist either yeah so just fucking weirdos whatever yeah look at the fuck there's there's a couple of groups i don't mind offending

i was like mormons is probably one of them fucking weirdos they are weird they're all like really like overly nice like every m that I've ever met. I don't want to generalize about Mormons, but every Mormon that I've ever met has been like... They're all nice people. All nice weirdos. Too nice. Yeah.

Like they're hiding something. I think my main beef with Mormons is all religions are pretty weird. Yeah. I mean, if you're asking me. All religions are pretty weird yeah if you i mean if you're asking me all religions are pretty weird but ones that were like conceived in like not that long ago yeah are extra weird yeah yeah and it was like wasn't like the book of mormon like or whatever wasn't it written like in like the 19th like it was written in the 20th century but It was written in 1998 by Dave Grohl.

But in 1600s English. It's a different time. No internet. No free Wi-Fi. All right. That tape just came out. That's enough about Mormons. That's enough about Mormons.

Our Mormon listeners are like, wow. I'm a nice guy, so I'll keep listening. Unlike. Unfollow. Block. Don't internet block us. All right. Like I said, that tape just came out in November of last year.

So you can probably still grip that up. Good jams. Planted tapes. All right, David. Dave's Corner. My Corner. I forgot what I was going to play already. Oh, this Jeremy Kelly tape

from Sweat Lodge Guru called Short Waves. Another Sweat Lodge Guru tape. Yeah. Let me see that. Ooh, pretty. She's a pretty one. Yep.

A lot of purple going on here. Yeah, purple, dark purple imprinting on a black tinted shell like a graphite tinted shell. This is the second time in a row you came at me with a, you had that V-hole tape last time.

Oh, shit, yeah. That had the dark imprint on dark tape. This one's fucking awesome, though. This is pretty incredible. You were saying Jeremy Kelly, he's in Voter Death Squad with M. Geddes Genghis, right? Yeah, yeah. I've never heard of his solo stuff before.

Yeah, this is the only tape i have by him but he's got he's got a bunch of stuff out under his own name under like uh digitalis and stun too uh-huh uh-huh the sweat lodge guru logo is it taking a poop what is that logo he does look like he's trying to get something out doesn't't he? Poor guy. Need more fiber in your diet. He's just been constipated on that page. Yeah, well, I mean, what is this? This is a sweat lodge guru. Frozen in time.

Number seven. Yeah. Got the number seven. He still can't do number two. Being pretty incredible after a certain amount of time. He was actually relieved. Or if you notice them throughout sweat lodge gurus catalog, like discography he's like a little bit like comes out more and more until eventually the logo just poops halfway through the catalog they decide to call themselves

turtle head tapes people are listeners now like i put up with the mormon bullshit you guys have never talked now this doesn't make any sense. No. When did this come out? It was this, because Svetlana Zhigurda hasn't put anything out in a little bit. 2010. Okay, so not that long ago. Two years ago, three years ago. All right, you going to play something off of side A here? This guy just put something out on House of Alchemy last year, too.

Oh, yeah? House of Alchemy sent us a bunch of tapes. It's split with chapels, actually. Oh, really? Yeah. That sounds like a pretty good pair up. Yup. Yup.

Maybe. I don't know. I haven't heard this guy yet, so maybe I don't know. All right. What's his name? Jeremy Kelly? Jeremy Kelly. All right.

Jim Kelly's brother, Jeremy, with a tape on Sweat Lodge Guru before the logo pooped. What's the tape called? Short Waves. Listen to me talking in this thing. Do you have it on the B side? That's the side that I want. I just put some flunk in my ear a little bit ago because I'm kind of fucked up.

What did you put in your ear? Flunk. Remember, wasn't that the name of the future drug I was talking about? You roll it up in a little ball like Play-Doh and you keep shoving it in your ear until it reaches your brain. And then you light the end of it. It's got fuse. All right.

Jeremy Kelly. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. so so Thank you. so so so so so so Thank you. I'm sorry. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. so uh Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon © B Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Jeremy Kelly. That was a burner. Yeah. The cops are showing up at the end.

Yeah. He's a shredder. That was a house party. The cops are definitely... Throw beats at them. Throw beats at the cops. I'm going to say he might be the guitarist in Eternal Tapestry. But he might be the drummer, too, because there were some drums.

There were some drums. That was... I'm going to have to pick up... You said, does he have other stuff out? Solo stuff? Yeah, he's Digitalis and... What else did I say? House of Alchemy.

And a couple other labels. Stunned, maybe. Can't remember now. But yeah, still doing stuff. At least as of last year, there was stuff. And yeah, it's a shame that Sweat Lodge Guru isn't active. They only had like three or four, maybe five releases in 2012. They really slowed down

after, I mean, 2011, they put them out. They had like a shitload of releases, but they really slowed down and I haven't heard

anything about them this year or like late last year at all. Yeah, me neither, man. Word. They put out a couple

of vinyl releases that might have broke the bank a little bit and still recovering from that. Yeah, me neither, man. Word. They put out a couple of vinyl releases that might have broke the bank a little bit and still recovering from that. Yeah. That might have done them in. You want to mention some new releases that just came out since the last... Did we do a podcast last weekend?

Yeah, I think actually we did. I don't know too much stuff that came out between now and then, but I know Rocket Machine from Australia put out two tapes. An opaque cornea C30 and a no glow C30. I'm not familiar with those projects. Have you heard of either of them? No.

I haven't heard of that label either. Those tapes always look really nice. Wait, was it the Rocket Machine guy that corrected us on how to pronounce enumclaw? It just spelled it out? It just spelled it again. Thanks a lot. Tranquility Tapes just dropped a batch today.

A big one, too. Oh, shit. Hopefully that wasn't clipping. Sorry if it was. What was clipping? Is it me? No, I didn't realize I had the volume way up. God damn it, Dave. Hopefully it's fine. I think it's fine.

You have 12 responsibilities. One of them is to make sure we don't clip. I want to sing like the birds when I'm doing this. That's what the people demand. Yeah. All right. Well, Tranquility Tapes just put out their first batch of the year. It's five split tapes, and they are all doozies there's

and they um motion sickness of time travel imperial topaz split 24 c24 sounds good sounds good i'm with you there the i'm looking at the artwork for that one right now that it's the artwork on tranquility is always awesome but like this one looks really fucking nice. A lot of purple and blues going on. And I'm looking at it. It's like a mixture of waves and a tiger claw and a parrot. And a couple of waving lines and some dots.

Let me take a look at this. I don't know what I'm talking about. Come over here to this side though. You see what I'm talking about? There's the wave. This is the water. There's the tiger claw. But it's also the parrot's about? There's the wave. This is the water. There's the tiger claw, but it's also the parrot's beak. He's walking away. That looks good.

That looks good. It looks really good. I, something, Caroline Eagle, who, who does all the artwork, Imperial Tope has,

she's either in that project or it's like a duo that she's in. Well, I mean, it's either a solo thing that she does or, Oh, Caroline Tegel's in it? Yeah. Oh, I'm pretty sure. Oh, cause that's crazy. It's either a solo thing that she does or... Oh, Caroline Teagle's in it? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. That's crazy because Franklin was telling me

that she's not really involved in... He was talking shit on her. Caroline, Franklin was talking so much shit on you when he was here. He was like, oh man, stuff. I was like, that's fucked up. I really like her artwork

but something in me is itching for just throw me a curveball just throw me like one from like throw me one from my feel no i feel like one day yeah just totally change the style up just for one tape blow my mind i just got the chills you just gave me the chills dave you just gave me what they call the tranquility chills a kyle lanstra subtle body split c40 uh millions dads against vietnam split c32 which i'm really excited about because i really like millions and dads against vietnam for some reason i always like get obsessed with certain projects like when there's certain things that i'm like for some reason i'm just like overly excited about it. Yeah.

And dad's against Vietnam, which is Josh Milrod from grasshopper solo project. I don't really know if he has much out. He was on a, a comp that I put out on nine Oh five, but I don't know about much else, but maybe it's the name. I just, I like the name dad's against Vietnam.

I saw there's a grasshopper tape. Um, call you dad's against Vietnam. Oh yeah. Your cover art isn't, you got to look at the cover art. Vietnam I saw there's a grasshopper tape um called Dads Against Vietnam oh yeah your cover art isn't you gotta look at the cover art it's so fucking hilarious yeah it's so good I'll google that it's like glowing comic sands with like explosions behind oh really yeah it's really good a lot of that's is it on baked yeah yeah I like, there's the Weather Grasshopper collab that we did. I really like the R-rated. It's like a skyline.

Yeah. I didn't know, like we recorded a bunch of stuff and I knew it was eventually going to come out, but I didn't know like when or anything about it. And then eventually they had the, they called it Delaware Dreaming and it's got like, yeah, like a, it's like a 19, it's like an NES game, like menu screen. Yeah. For like, you know, like city rolling and it's like a billiards game or something. Like a rainbow colored CD on it.

Yeah. Emal Hemosis Split C66. I'm digging that artwork too. That's pretty nice looking. And whoa, this is a, oh, that's a nice one. Glass House. Even the Dew is Porous, Split C66. Look at this artwork.

It's like a, what is it? That's almost the curveball I'm looking for. That's almost there, yeah. It's very Rastafarian, the color. It's got the red, yellow, green. And a lot of... She's using a lot of... It looks like... What do you call them?

Curves. Gradients. Curves. This one, it's like a little amoebas. I like it. I like it a lot. And I believe that's all of them. Did anything else come out this week?

I don't know. I don't know either. Check your local internet for more information about new releases cassettes internet cassettes chicken stew supply store all right i'm gonna play a tape here um by a project called The Cosmonaut. It's on a split with Adderall Kenyonly. Let me take a look at that. On Adderall Mother Tapes. Yeah, the artwork for this is pretty awesome.

It's very science fiction. It's very 1970s science fiction with these drawings of these trees and a yak. What's a yak look like? A yellow and blue, just a bunch of, not squiggles. What are they called? That's what a yak looks like? A bunch of squiggles?

No, yellow and blue in the background. Yeah, it's like something that would, somebody with epilepsy should not be looking at this cover. And then the cassette is a red shell cassette with a black and white label with more squiggly doodles going on. Yeah. Oh, I like the inside with the blue and gray squiggles. That's nice.

Oh, shit. That's tight. Yeah. I like that. I was listening to this a couple of days ago. Not really squiggles. Squiggles. More like zigzags.

Zigzags. That's what I'm looking for. Zigzags. That's it. You were listening to this the other day. Yeah, and it's a, I don't know anything about either of these projects or the, the whole tape's good,

but the cosmonaut side is like, is pretty crucial. It's way better than the Adderall Canyon side. Well, geez, Dave. Way to bust people's balls. No, I haven't actually heard this. No. Well, then strap in and get ready for a treat. My ears are peeled.

What does that mean? I don't know. Your eyes are peeled, aren't they? Yeah, well, that's the joke. A banana can be peeled. My ears can be peeled. Your ears can be peeled. My ears can be peeled. All right. Well, here is the cosmonaut off of Ethrol Mother Tapes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Cosmonaut.

Off of a split with... Who was the split with, Dave? It's in the pile over there. Adelaide Stevenson. No. Adderall Canyon Lee. Canyon Lee. On Ether Mother Tapes.

A dance number. Send us something that you can fucking say. We can't say anything. You can send us anything. We're going to fuck up one part of it. That was one. It gets you moving fucking say. We can't say anything. You can sentence anything. We're going to fuck up one part of it. That was one that gets you moving your body. That's a really good tape, and I believe I checked on it the other day.

It seems like it's still available. Nice. If you like what you hear, go online and order the tape today. www.internet.com slash the cosmonaut tape that they played on tabs out dot html slash geocities

dot tripod slash baja792 slash my homepage why do they always give the shittiest yeah it's always like Hollywood Row because that's the best you can come at the time that was the best they could do Alright give them a break

Of course even now they still have that You still see people with web Banana bungalow 69 You still see like websites now where people get like those stupid things That's like you know Like mywebzone.com Slash And like something stupid

Just order a fucking website And like the thing is people pay for that kind of stuff. Yeah. And like you don't get your own domain name and it's always like, uh, like template based shit. Yeah. Whatever.

All right, Dave, what do you got? This is my about page. And then it has like the generic text cause they never made the count of the bottom with the 33 033 No one's going to it What do you want to play

What do you got over there We haven't At least I don't think I don't think we have I don't think we've played any No Kings stuff I don't think that's true I can't think of anything that we've played Like I can't think of anything that we've played. Like, I can't think of anything that we've played, but I kind of feel like we've talked

about No Kings. We've definitely mentioned No Kings before. We played that left tape with Lee Noble, who runs No Kings, is in that project. But that was on Tape Drift. Yeah. Excuse me. But I don't think we've played anything on no kings yet which is crazy because it's it's one of the better labels around right now doing that kind of stuff yeah for sure

it's really good lee noble who um he releases stuff under his own name who i i don't know if he works at a print shop or you know used to but all his covers are... He letter presses them, I believe, himself. Oh, shit, does he? I think so. I think I asked him about that before, and he says he does them himself. That's awesome. Yeah, they look fucking

fantastic. It took me forever. Hand me that tape. I want to see if it's... On the spine here, on all of his tapes, or most of his tapes, there's a little circle and it says no inside oh shit yeah i i didn't notice that either that it it said no that's crazy i thought it was just like a little squiggly circle thing and then one day i had like a bunch of no king stuff lined up and that and then i noticed it yeah on this one you can't really tell that it says no i can but i guess i'm just a better person have we. Yeah, on this one you can't really tell that it says no. I can.

I guess I'm just a better person. Have we said who's on this tape? No, we haven't. This is Emil and Afterlife, the split. And I want to play the Emil side. Who we just mentioned put out a split on Franklin Teagle's label who is in Afterlife. Let me check out this artwork. It all comes full circle.

Yeah, this looks nice. Oh, I like this No King's stamp inside the J card. Yeah, that looks really good. I like how it says established 2010. Yeah, No King's Record Company. Yeah, it looks like something that should be on the inside of a cigar box. Yeah, it's very fancy Company. Yeah, it looks like something that should be on the inside of a cigar

box or a pack of cards or something. Or an alien transporter. Or that, I guess. Do you know anything about this dude, Kyle Iman? No. I don't know if he's in any other projects, but

he's got a good bit of stuff out on some really good labels. Digitalis and Anathema, Tranquility, Avan Archive. Okay. I feel like I've heard something by this project before. I can't think of what it would be. I have another tape of his on um sweat lodge guru the label with the poopin logo yeah the poopin logo and that was uh look for the poopin loco that was number nine so it might have been a little bit further out than that uh that uh jeremy kelly tape because

that was number seven sweat lodge guru should release stuff and their logo should have like that scratch off lottery thing behind it. And you scratch it off and if it's empty you don't get anything. But if there's a little dirt there then you win something. It's like your logo pooped. Maybe they haven't put anything out yet

in a while because the poop finally We're really running with this and I don't really feel like there's any material here. I've been getting a lot of emails that we haven't done enough poop humor. There hasn't been enough fart jokes or poop humor.

Well, we're getting it all out right now. Okay, yeah. Episode 18, we're finally getting around to a No Kings tape, I think. You know, most golf courses are comprised of 18 holes you should have said you know Michael let's talk about pooping speaking of holes

Dave Dillon dropping another factoid on us episode 18 thanks Dave alright with that I was going to say, please let this be like No Kings 18, but it's No Kings number 39, number 20 out of 65.

So there's a lot of numbers going on there and none of them match up with 18. Oh, well. All right. Well, let's play a little bit of this project, Emal from the afterlife split on no kings Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Anymore. Aw, no kings split with afterlife. Man, I need some pizza or some salties.

That's giving that time of the night, huh? Cool out, Dave. Cooled out. All right, all right. All right. Or some like Dark Russet, like the select dark Hers potato chips.

Tell you what, we'll go out after this and I'll get you a treat. Hers is a regional potato chip company. I'll get you a treat. For all you West Coasters. All right. And other country people.

Well, they call them fish and chips. Fish and chips. That's what they're called. I don't want to say what they call cigarettes in England, Dave, because it's not. They have to get up with the times, all right? It's about time. It's about time you stop with this.

It's embarrassing. They throw around a couple words pretty casually. They do. Joking aside, they do throw around some words that I don't feel comfortable with. Just casually saying them. I'm not going to repeat them here.

I don't work blue. I don't need to do it. All right. I'm not going to repeat them here. No. I don't work blue. I don't need to do it. All right. I'm going to play this. This tape has been hanging out in this room for a bit. A lot of tapes tend to, like, I have, you know, you have an intention on playing them, and then they put it on the shelf,

and then they sit there for a while. Are you serious, Dave? Did you guys hear that? All right. Anyway, I want to play this tape on Pathetic from... I always hate the wrong... It's diner music, but I always say dinner music. Two N's make you fatter.

Don't give me one of your fucking things with the two letters making something. None of your mnemonic devices or whatever they are make any sense two ends makes you fatter um the tape's called tomb of comb which i remember when i showed this to you one time you looked at and you go huh you think it would rhyme but it doesn't i like the cover is like this like hand drawing of like like a cowboy type like an old weathered cowboy type thing and there's never looked at the cover there's also another one on like the back flap which and there might be one on the cassette shell like a like a different one there's one on the label but i think it's the same one that's on the back flap which just makes me think that the person who

does this project since they were like eight years old has just been drawing these cowboys and like sits there in class you know like the one thing i could draw yeah like like that you know you when you're like in fourth grade and you know how to draw the cube or you know how to draw that thing with like the s that's like the six lines that you connect together and you draw the shit out of it and you have notebooks just full of like the batman logo or the wwf logo or whatever you like perfect it something tells me that uh diner music has been drawing the shit out of this cowboy for like 20 Batman logo or the WWF logo or whatever you perfect it. Something tells me that Diner Music has been drawing the shit out of this cowboy for like 20 years. It's a pretty good tape, though. We got another Diner Music tape in the mail.

I forget who put it out. I think Joe B. took it home. It might have been Further, actually. No, I don't think it was. It wasn't? No, I think it was someone else. Okay. I can't remember who it was, but it was someone else.

But this one came out a couple of months ago, I believe. So play, I got it queued up here. I think there's something. I'll just play it wherever it's at and we'll go from there. Somebody bring me a bag of chips. No one. Okay, first of all, Dave, if someone hears this, it's going to be the next day. That's fine.

I like surprises. By then, I already would have given you your special salty treat. You gots. Okay. All right. Hang in there. You can do it. Okay.

You can do it. You've been through worse. All right. All right. Diner music from the Tomb of Combe. You think it would rhyme, but it doesn't. Cassette. Empathetic. © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. I'm going to have to go. © transcript Emily Beynon ¶¶ I'm back at it. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the show.

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It's hard to say Long before We're old Except in the room When it's time I'd give or retain I'm sorry. And grace is gone Quickly, quickly line up all the rest Mama Sarai, Gordon, Wembley, Trill, and everybody else. Here's the sounding gun. The code race is underway.

Three, two. Whoa. Diner music. A burner, right? Holy shit, yeah. That was like, there was so much going on. That was like an Oregon Trail epic. Yeah, right?

I imagine if there's like a diner, not a diner. I'm saying diner because it was diner music. It's dinner music. Wait, how many N's are on there? Two N's makes you fatter. If there is a deli in your town like a small corner deli that makes like subs and stuff and there's a guy who like works there and for rent or for payment he gets to like live in the basement and he's got like this gross like

damp like thing and like you know gross damp thing like gross damp like mattress and like one day he dies he probably like chokes on an onion or something and they find all these cassette tapes A gross damp thing? A gross damp mattress. And one day he dies. He probably chokes on an onion or something. And they find all these cassette tapes. And it's him. He's been recording music for the past 20 years. And he's got thousands of hours of stuff. I bet it sounds like that.

That's the kind of shit he's making. Speaking of wet things. What? One of my old roommates didn't change his sheets on his bed. We'd lived in that house for a year and he didn't change his blankets or sheets the entire year.

You gotta change those. Yeah, dude. There was like an oily film that you could feel on his blankets. Why were you feeling his blankets? Well, because he had a computer in his room and occasionally he was the one with the internet, huh? Yeah, we would hang out and watch YouTube videos. And my hand touched the blanket one day.

I was like, oh, what's wrong? What's on your blankets? An oily film. Because I haven't washed them in over a year. That's disgusting. Wash your sheets, everybody. Wash your sheets. The more you know.

Every other week. You know, that's good. At least every other week. That's good. At least every other week. Thanks for the advice. 18 times a year. That was my tape. Dave, what are you playing? Are you playing this jam we got in the mail the other day?

Yeah, we can do this one. Let's do that one. That Marshmallow Staircase. Probably one of the worst band names I've ever one. That Marshmallow Staircase. Probably one of the worst band names I've ever heard. The Marshmallow Staircase. But you know what? And the cover is kind of stupid too. It's like two cowboys.

And what's the tape called? Gunfighters. But I listened to it and it's really fucking good. It looks like an old Atari game. Yeah, it does. The Marshmallow Staircase. When I showed you this tape, you said it sounded like Kevin Arnold's band name.

Oh, they should have done a split with The Electric Shoes. The Electric Shoes. The Marshmallow Staircase. The Chocolate Dream Boats. It's a really bad name, but it's a good tape. It's on a label called... What's this label called? You were telling us.

Why are you asking us now? I was what? You were telling us, but now you're asking us. I'm doing both. Where is it? God, man, if this was a fucking tape on Reno, it'd be everywhere. Here we go.

Summer Steps Records. It's a pro dub tape uh not sure i gotta queue it up here or something oh fuck you know what i queued this up for the last podcast but i'm not sure if it's queued up for something on the a side or the b side what should i do i would put it on the a side all right what's the name of the track it's in god's hands now okay um what did you say nothing i was going to say what are the names that maybe that is there a name of a track that piques your interest right now because maybe you uh you want well i mean there's a track called The Horse Dentist. These are actually really funny.

There's Your Horse or Your Life, The Horse Dentist, Another Flying Horseless Wagon, Shall We Gather at the River, I Wanna Be Your Stranger. Two cowboy-themed tapes in a row. Oh, shit. Well, I don't know if the last one was cowboy-themed tapes in a row. Oh, shit. Well, I don't know if the last one was cowboy-themed.

Well, the artwork. So, saddle up, Potnas. You're in for... Watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits. Do you remember on Arrested Development when there was a thing going with George Jr. was really into cowboys for the first episode. For the first episode? For the pilot episode.

I don't think I do. You don't remember that? That doesn't matter. All right. Here it is. The Marshmallow Staircase off of their tape, Gunfighters. Maybe this is what I had queued up or maybe it's not. Thank you. We'll be right back. In the brightest dark In the most bright In the sea of the dark There's nothing to say

In the rain of the flash of day In the rain of the sun In the rain of the sun In the rain of the sun In the rain of the sun In the rain of the sun In the rain of the sun I'm a diplomat trapped in a cell With a devil's gold line to the side of my head And I drive a new car, I can die when you drive

And I sleep under a don't sleep in the glass In the back of the car I can't wait to see See the love of this world Flying over the hills All over the sky I'll dash over the walls And I'll rest with you for hours

And I'll wait for the walls And I'll sweep around And I'll sweep around And I'll sweep around And I'll sweep around Thank you. All the fires are gone And I'll waste the day When you fall on your knees And you pray to the sun I'll run through the streets Till the day is done The Marshmallow Staircase. Back with the snacks. Ripped it. Oh, yeah. The marshmallow staircase. Back with the snacks. Ripped it.

Oh, yeah. We managed to... Dave got his salty after all. I feel better. You ready? You feel like a whole new guy? Yeah, we can do episode 19 tonight. Your job.

Back to back. This is a marathon. We should do a marathon one day. Like a telethon. People call up to like we need to raise $82 to get three new microphones. Have a little

bing every time somebody makes a donation. Like a web pledge. We just got a web pledge of $15. Alright, what are we doing? I think makes a donation. Like a web pledge. We just got a web pledge of $15. All right. What are we doing? I think we're going to... You ready to close it out?

Yeah, we should do one more and then close it out. You mean close it out with one more and then closing it out? Close it out with the last one. We're going to do one more tape? Yes.

All right. I got this tape that I brought in here on like episode three. Don't say what it is because I want to keep the mystery going because one day we'll play it. And it's between that and this. I think I'm going to go with this one.

Which is? Well, I'm discussing it with you before I make it public. Okay. Dave, if I just said the name of the tape, that's insider training, Dave. We could go to jail. All right? You want to become somebody's marshmallow cowboy

in the big house? That doesn't sound... No, it doesn't. We got a package of tapes the other day from the label House of Alchemy, which has put out

a lot of great stuff. Who does that label? I can't remember. I feel like a total asshole now. It's not Jeff... Foxworthy? Jeffrey Austin, is it? Yeah, you might be a redneck.

Is it Jeffrey Austin? No, that's Housecraft. Housecraft. Okay. Got my houses mixed up. There's like four or five labels who like i entered i intermix all the people in them speaking of getting houses mixed up a friend of mine once he uh he actually he lived in a townhouse and he came home late one night drunk

and uh he accidentally walked into his neighbor's house instead of his own oh really and somebody was like sitting on the couch watching tv i thought you were going to say like 18 people a year walk into the wrong house that's a pretty good statistic dave thanks all right well anyway we got a package from house of alchemy um i got this one time i'm going to play is the parisci chapel split i'm going to play the uh some stuff from the parisci side and then we're going to go out I'm going to play some stuff from the Parishi side. And then we're going to go out. We're going to call it a day on episode 18. Call it a night. Call it an evening.

Yeah. Alright. Yeah, well I guess that's it. Thanks to New Age Hillbilly for busting the intro in the beginning. Yeah, and thanks for sendingusting the intro in the beginning. Yeah. Yeah, and thanks for sending us all kinds of awesome tapes.

Yeah, we've been getting a lot of stuff in the mail. Thank you so much to all the labels. I'm trying to get to as much as possible, but, you know, a lot of it sucks. No, that's not why. If it's not being played, that's not why. It's because there's so much that's hard to get to it, and Joe B. never shows up. I got a whole beef with that.

All right. You want to play some of this, Parishi? Yeah. Episode number 18 going out. Thanks for listening. You know, 18 is the only positive number that is twice the sum of its digits. And thanks for listening on the FMs if this episode is ever on the FMs. Yeah.

Tabs out. Good night. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you.