Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #182 | 10.10.22

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

Bitchin Bajas, Yuckmouf., Programmed Hatred, Alex Homan, Barak Tor, Nunn, burnt-feathers, Anonymous Skull, Blank Thomas, Earth Logoff, and a call from our lawyer Delaware Dan.

🎵 L-O-L-L-M-F-A-O Bro, bruh, dude. I learned a lot. Dabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 182. I was way off. You were way off of what? I was going to say 179.

Did you not know it was in honor of Blink-182? Oh, I forgot. Did you forget that, Jamie? Yes. What an idiot. Punk rock gods, you should know this. You're like an encyclopedia of this stuff. Delete, delete, delete.

I'm Mike. I'm Jamie. I'm Joe. Me. Everybody got some tapes in front of them. How's everyone? Got a couple. Three.

You only brought three. I have actually, I have a secret fourth, just in case. You brought a secret one? Yeah. Well, it's not really a secret. I grabbed a fourth. But I don't know what it is. Is it a ghost?

It's a... U-E-T-F. You want to go first? You want to play the secret one first? I don't think I want to play the secret one first. I've never even listened to it. I just like the cover. Oh, that could be fun.

Can I see the cover? Let's take a look at it. Maybe we just... You've seen them before. I remember you sent me pictures. There's a bunch of them. Oh, this tape came from... Oh, this is one of these.

Okay, yeah, I don't want to play that. That's why I gave it to you. Yeah, that's why you gave it to me. Can I say what the tape is? No, don't do that. Don't ruin it. They're good looking, though. It looks real good.

No, don't stop. But I've never listened to it. We're not going to say what label it is. We're not going to say what car. It's a cool cover, though. Cool cover. Keep doing. Keep up the good work.

Couple cool colors. Listen, if you're out there. Not cool colors like cool and warm. Like cool like in hip. Yeah. I don't know. Pretty good graphic design. Just know if you're sending us tapes and we're not playing them, keep up the good work.

Keep up the good work. The graphic design. But sometimes just looking cool isn't enough. Sometimes it is. You got to be honest, though. Sometimes it is enough. Sometimes Mike's like, nope. We got a tape that looked really cool.

Jamie, I sent both of you a picture of it. It was a gentleman's face on the front of the O card yeah and the face completely wrapped around to the back of it that's jeff tobias and that tape is good that tape is good i think it's downstairs so we can't play that because i'm not going what am i falling down the stairs coming back all the way up the stairs i don't i'm not getting all those steps in right now it's not even what's the motive it's not jazz so let's play we got It's not jazz. So let's play. We got a stack of tapes up here. Why don't we just play some of the ones that are up here?

All right. Let's do it. Plus, they're not as scary as the mystery ones. Jamie, I pick you. I choose you. Oh, you are chosen. Okay, I'm going to come out the gates swinging, swinging. I'm sorry, Jamie.

Bitchin' Bajas. Baja Slaters. Oh, this is the... Baja Slaters. It's not like Baja Slaters. It's not like... It's not like Saved by the Bell.

It's like they're at the Max and Slaters there. This is Baja Slaters. Baja Slaters. Baja Slaters. like they're at the Max and Slater's there. And this is This is their brand new one, right? It came out maybe a week ago on Drag City. Fresh. You didn't tell me you were playing this one. He did. I bumped somebody. You bumped somebody.

You sneaky. I'm looking at your list now, and I'm wondering, what did you bump? We are just bumping. He didn't say what he was bumping. He just said he's going to bump. We are being rude, crude, and full of attitude this episode. Bumping motherfuckers. I might play that cool looking tape. Throw my weight around.

I might bump a tape. Alright, so tell me about this bitch and Bajas. Last time they were doing cover songs, they couldn't figure out any of their own songs. Did they figure out any of their own songs now? I think they figured it out. No, I don't really have much to say other than I think they've

just, they keep improving. Every new release I hear is better than the last one. Do you see him live no no i saw him with uh when they did the thing with bonnie prince billy oh yeah you told me about that that was cool what thing did they do with them well they did a record with them but then they it was cool when they played live like they each did a set and then they did a set together so they did a record record with them which was cool which was cool and then the live show tour was, they each did live sets. Hold on, start over, start over. All right, all right.

They did a record with them. And I'm pretty sure all the lyrics were from Fortune Cookies. L-O-L. Where he just looped the reading the Fortune Cookie thing and just looped it over and over. Who did? Bonnie Prince Billy. Will Oldham. He's crazy, man.

He's wacky. You ever see that mustache he got goes all the way in the rk r kelly videos i wonder if he regrets being in that you know we all have regrets joe big we all he's like maybe i shouldn't have been entrapped in the closet number 42 what are you what are you doing building time machines joe b this isn't the place we're not having i'm still looking at this coverage r kelly is uh you know he's um he's in the news right now when are we recording this episode he is he is it was recently he was in the news it's not recently what do you mean it was a few weeks ago i'm john mccain he's going to jail this message yeah he is yeah So who put this out? Drag City?

Drag City. All right. P.O. Box. I can't see that. They're in Chicago. See, your news cycle's too fast. You're like, that happened the other day. That's Steve Bannon now.

Yeah. Yeah, that's old news. That's too political. Yeah, that's too political. I don't get into that. What in hell is going on? I'm political neutral, Jamie. This conversation will be over in two seconds.

Jamie, what do you got? That's what he got. That's what he's got. Literally, that's what he has. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Joe B., I'm going now. I thought, Joe B., I thought you handed it to me. That's where the confusion, just to clear things up.

Because I was looking at it. Just to clear things up, Jamie didn't tell me he was playing that. He gave me another list of tapes he was going to play. He wasn't on the list. He did at it. Just to clear things up, Jamie didn't tell me he was playing that. He gave me another list of tapes he was going to play. He wasn't on the list. He did do it. Now I'm sort of sitting here looking at the list wondering, what is he going to bump? What didn't make the cut? I think I know what it is.

I didn't even bring it. I didn't even bring it. That's how much I'm disrespecting this artist. All right. I'm playing. Jamie, please. This is a split between Yuck Mouth and A. Brooke Pride Moore, but I'm going to play the Yuck Mouth side.

What label is that on? Is that on Orb? That's on Orb, yeah. True Grind. I guess you'd pronounce it true. It's T-R-V-E. That's the metal. That's the cool way.

Yes, because sometimes the cult people, which they also will use a V instead of a U. And a K instead of a C. I think. It's pretty cool. And I don't know why. It's pretty cool. And I say yuck mouth because they spelled it different too.

M-A-U-F. Huh. See what they did? I think they have a period at the end. They do have a period at the end. That's outrageous. Wow. Yeah.

It's crazy stuff. I think it's kind of to indicate that this is the final word on yuck mouthery. This is it. And if there's any other, or maybe there's another, check Discogs, Jamie. Is there another yuck-malf, and they didn't want to have to add the number at the end? I think there's a yuck-malf.

I think this might be somebody we know. Oh, we know? No, maybe not. Or tapes. That's Pennsylvania label, I believe, right? Harrisburg. Harrisburg, that's a good city. Good city, too.

That's an excellent city. A lot of history. Capital, right? A lot of history there. It's the capital. You would think it was Philly, but it's Harrisburg, that's a good city too That's an excellent city A lot of history It's the capital, you would think it was Philly I wouldn't think that because I'm a bit of a buff when it comes to history I'm a capital man Give me a state, I'll tell you the capital Vermont

Give me one more I don't know the capital of Vermont Give me one more Maine Vermont Go back to Vermont Give me one more. I don't know the capital of Vermont. Give me one more. One more. Maine. Vermont. Wait, go back to Vermont. Vermont.

It's like La something or other. Actually, let's do the tape instead. Jefferson City. Jefferson City. Vermont. That's a good city, too. They're all good cities. And that's what I'm going to play. I don't have too much else to say about it, either.

Okay, let me see the cover. Did they do anything with Will Oldham, or was he too busy? I think he was too busy. Yucking it up with R. Kelly. Y much else to say about it either. Okay, let me see the cover. Did they do anything with Will Oldham or was he too busy? I think he was too busy. Yucking it up with R. Kelly. Yucking it up with R. Kelly. Okay, we all make choices. I think now he doesn't collab with people anymore because you never know what's going to happen. You see what I did was I thought earlier.

You can hardly tell. It's like we write this stuff down. You can hardly tell the U is we write this stuff down you can hardly tell the U is a V on the cover here and it makes me oh no but on the side though they type it the side is very apparent when you said that I was like

I wonder what you think U's look like little oil painting here on the cover it's beautiful the red shell I took that as acrylic myself but whatever I'm a bit of an art guy lots of panels

lots of lots of lots going on here. They did very good with the lyrics. They laid it out. I'll sing along if you want. You know what? While it's playing, you want to cut in and do a few lines? Let's play it a few times so I can...

And you'll do a few bars. Okay. Okay. All right. And then, you know what? I'll play one with lyrics too then. I'm going to play this. What did he play?

Bitchin' Baja's? Mm-hmm. You know what? Baja Solator's. Baja Solator. And then I'll play this programmed hatred tape. Ooh. I know. I know.

I thought we were. I thought you were programmed hatred tape. I know. I thought you were a nice guy. I thought you were into nice stuff. We could get some big money for that if it's a fucking fish. I know. I just thought, let's get it all out of our systems all right and like we'll get all of this stuff with the the yuck mouth free and all right

the r kelly bitch in yeah the program hate for the hate we get all of our all the rude crude the bad attitude any other taste of bad words it's real quick. This one has blood in it. I wish I could have nice things. I have a skull, huh, Mike? This is a bad boy episode. I didn't know. If you were easily scared, I would turn it off.

Read my lips. Right now. We got Joe Biden to thank for this. I wish I could have nice things But I live in Philadelphia It's the name of the tape on Strange Mono Which is a Philadelphia label That's a good city

They got a burning cop car on the cover here Oh my gosh Some of my best friends are ex-Philly cops My uncle's a cop Good God Joe B your uncle is actually He was such a bad apple cop that mayor rizzo said you're too rough for the city you're out and he started his own sub

subterranean police force so some of my best friends are ex philly cops so it's i don't know too much about this program, Hatred, other than it seems like they are considering either all or most cops to be bastards. It would appear. So they're not even saying they're bad. They're saying they're bastards. I think they're bastards. I think they think they're bastards.

I don't know. All of the... This strange motto appears to be a charity label where all the money from the releases go to different organizations. Police unions. I am assuming the police union. Fraternal Order of Police.

Fraternal Order of Police and such. This is their fourth release, an addition of 20. Good God. Oh, they're really going to make a difference then. Stop it. I hear they're getting a new leash for some of the canine use. Jamie, you got a police siren? I know you got something to go along with that.

Everyone loves the police. So anyway, I'm going to play this even though I'm assuming they're putting the fire out of the cop car. Let me see the car. I'm sure they're helping. They're helping. I'm assuming that's an ex-feeble. This was after a Phillies game and they're like, don't do this. Oh, you know what?

This was probably after a Phillies game and it's okay. Oh, because our team lost. The birds probably just won. It's probably okay. The birds just won the big one. The car is just on fire out of celebration. I'm an ex-Philly cop. Most of my buddies are ex-Philly cops.

They had the budget to replace it. I like that the first lyric of the first song is no war, no hate. Okay. But the tape is called Programmed Hatred, and it seems like they don't like the police let me make myself perfectly clear just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you hate i don't know what you mean about just i can't have nice things because i live in philly because they oh wait i mean i know people in philly and they got they got some nice stuff i was going to see

the liberty bill that's got big old crack it's got a crack it's no good anymore good anymore yeah if i want to see someone to crack, I'll look at my ass. Welcome. I'm a jazz nut. All right. Let's play these tapes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm just the opposite I'm the opposite Thank you. I'm going to go to the beach. so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Re-shape Your Death Free shape Narrow teeth Lift the sliver The new year's gift

The light you find In all our faces Good faith In all of vision Contrary In my index We were made of mind Seated in a cavity Of holy love Guilty of torture Spoils of the vision

Exposed to the eyes Of the people in Russia Spoils of the million Exposed to the guitar solo I love you. We are all in one age Chained out in silence In silence We need The News They Succeed They subsist

Time isn't true, it is No alternative Why are you scared? Why are you scared? Why are you scared? Why are the guns? Why are the guns? Desperation is the disease

It affects you and you can't go Loneliness, murder, and more Nothing left to see, and no one that you tell Is alive It's like, what's so bad about us? We're in trouble, we're in trouble We're in trouble, we're in trouble We're in trouble, we're in trouble

We're in trouble We're in trouble, we're in the middle of a game We're in the middle of a game We're in the middle of a game We're in the middle of a game We're in the middle of a game We're in the middle of a game We're in the middle of a game We're in the middle of a game

We're in the middle of a game We're in the forehead. I went down, and then I just tried to push everybody off me, fight back, but it was ten on one. And three of them had brass knuckles. I got hit in the back of the head with a sword. A sword? A sword. I am the serious, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the to enforce with brutality your likes and dislikes. If someone doesn't like it, then they shouldn't be disrespectful. That doesn't mean you beat them up.

If that's what happens, oh well. You really mean that? Kill us! Kill us! Kill us! Kill us! Kill us! Kill us! We exist We are worth it

For those who live it All is for us You are destined to I'm a monster I'm a monster All I ask is All I ask is a Not bad at all You're a monster You're a monster You're a monster Not bad at all. We're not the same We're not the same We're not the same

We're not the same We're not the same Are these kids as dangerous as the bloods? Thank you. I've not ever seen them back down. They will stand and fight for their cause. cause Oh, bitchin' Bajas. Baja. Actually, hold on. Good God. Are we on Spotify?

Is who on Spotify? Tabs out. You want a cake to flush? Are we on Spotify? Yeah. That's not that funny of a question. How do you find out? Jamie, why am I looking this up? I just thought about that the other day. I don't think Mike would have

to have put it on there. Oh. No, I think Dave, old breast in peace We don't talk about him anymore. We don't talk about the name shall never be mentioned. He would have put it on there. Because that's a big platform. Is it? Yeah. A lot of people use it. I don't know if we, the name shall never be mentioned. He would have put it on there. Because that's a big platform. Is it? Yeah.

A lot of people use it. I don't know if we're on it. There's a Johnny Heartbreaker song called Tabs Out. Oh, that's it. Sue them, please. Yeah. Actually, we should be getting our lawyer, Delroy Dan, on the phone. Yeah, you want me to call him?

Yeah, call him up. Okay. Call up Delroy Dan. Bitchin' Baja's Baja Slater, Drag City. We should call up Drag City, too, Baja's, Baja Slater, Drag City. We should call up Drag City, too, and find out. Baja Slater. We'll call up them later. We'll find out how to say that name.

And then Yuck Mouth on Orb Tapes, Programmed Hatred. I don't have nice things. I wish I could have nice things, but I live in Philadelphia on Strange Mondo. Oh, he just buttoned you. Did he hang up on you? I think let me call back yeah it's so hard to get through to lawyers nowadays well you know they're busy and what day is it hello can you hear me yeah we can hear you hello sir how are you doing today pretty good you know how about you we had some questions about so i forget what our questions even were from you. It involved law. It involved law about legality.

We just played some tapes. I think it was an anti-cop tape. Is that legal? Can we do this? Well, it depends on your legal perspective. I think it all comes down to what is and what isn't permissible in a court of law. And I'm going to go ahead and say, since y'all are in Delaware, and we can kind of call shots on that,

I think it's fairly legal. Is there precedent? Is this admissible in court? It is admissible in court, for sure. The frontier of tape law is always, the envelope's always getting pushed, or whatever the saying goes. So one of the things you've got to remember is that since it's always in a state of flux and always changing, you know, it's always going to be in some kind of state. And that state is the state of Delaware.

It was tax-free shopping, good place to incorporate, start a business. So, I mean, that's pretty much where we're at. You know, I think doing tapes kind of in and around the state of Delaware, you know, already aforementioned,

I'm not going to get into it right now, but there's a 50-foot radius around me that's called the Delaware Economist Zone. Technically, area code's 302.

And you can buy cigarettes. I keep trying to tell the cashier of the street and i don't know if it's a you know language barrier or something but i mean he's a white guy speaks english but i'm trying to tell him like dude you're in the state of delaware i don't need to pay taxes on any cigarette and he's playing no that's not he's trying to tell me i'm fucking lying how could i be lying i'm delaware dan That's a legal lawyer and a legal sex. So that's where, that's where we have a tape wall.

Oh, I could do. And it's an envelope is always getting pushed on it. She got to realize a lot to think about. Oh, is there, are there any tapes we shouldn't be playing? Oh yeah.

Um, definitely, uh, anything by Alex Homan. Don't play anything by him. Oh, we were actually going to, what's that? But I have a, I have an Alex Homan. Don't play anything by him. Oh, we were actually going to... What's that?

But I have an Alex Homan tape here, but it's not on Discogs, it's not on Bandcamp. I thought that was legal. All right, well, what else does it say? Does it say Alex Homan? It says Mold Meld Mound. Ooh, that's a contest. I don't recognize that language.

No, it's a future language. Okay, so, all right, this might be, I'm going to have to install some documents real quick. I'm pulling up my computer screen. Hold on a second, it's loading. Take your time. Jamie, this is the tape you have on you. It's the tape that I found, yeah.

There's a few releases, definitely, that came down from, you know, now I don't know, a lot of scientists out there saying there's parallel dimensions, future timelines, and all this bullshit. So it might have come through one of them. If it's from another universe, it's permissible. I'm going to say that

you know what? And the screen just came up. It's confirming. Google's confirming it right now. Bing, bing. Yeah, it's permissible. That one's permissible. All right. Well, we're going to play this tape. Delbert, Dan, thanks for filling us in and letting us know what we can and cannot do. We'll call that an hour. You can bill us. We'll call that an hour.

Just listen. Just call that an hour and bill Jamie, okay? See you one more time? No, thank you. Bye. What is this tape you're playing? It's called Mold Mound. There's D's before the T, Meld, Mound.

There's D's before the T's in each of those words. Oh, my God. Hand it to me. So it's probably Mold, Melt, Mound. Why does Alex Homan use these poly cases all the time? He loves the poly cases. He probably bought like a thousand. Yeah. I hate when people, yeah, they do that.

They buy a thousand. First of all, I'm not an aesthetics guy. I mean, Jesus Christ, look at me. You and our partners are an aesthetic. You know what? I'm glad you said that because I do kind of have a look. Yeah, you got a look. I do kind of have a cute, adorable look.

I do. Over the years, it's changed a little bit subtly. It's subtly, yeah. The poly cases have, like, the way they make them, There's like These like You know the mold Has like this circle

In the middle of them Yeah And it's like They're specifically made For like industrial use Like they're not made for art And I'm an artist And noise is art

Noise music Noise artist Noise music artist noise art there's a little like number in there too 82 Alex has a ton of music released this year he is so

prolific and he just keeps putting it out and he doesn't even put some of this stuff on his band camp I can't believe it I feel like just because you put out a lot doesn't make you prolific isn't that what prolific means Walmart has a lot of stuff are they a prolific store like do you walk into like a doesn't make you prolific. Isn't that what prolific means? Walmart has a lot of stuff. Are they a prolific store? Like, do you walk into, like, a Walmart super...

Yeah, there's a lot of Walmart. Walmart is pretty prolific. I think one thing we can agree on is if you put out a lot of stuff, it's all good. Oh, it's definitely all good. The more you do, the better. Like, I think of Costco, and I'm like, damn, Costco, you're a prolific...

Like, what a prolific establishment. Okay, so you're going to play this. Joby, what are you going to play? Oh, mine? Me? You. Who, me? Yeah, you.

Sorry, I went first two times in a row. No, that's fine. I like it. I like it. I like when you go first. I'm going to play Barak Tor. Barak Tor. This looks like another.

I'm already looking at you from across the room. I see an axe on the cover yeah i see a shield on the cover a maybe a ghoul or orc another one of your bad boy there's a bad boy tape i know there's blood regal hems of blood oh my god this looks is this like a fantasy adventure oh yeah well it's not an adventure but it's yeah there's not an adventure in it well it doesn't give you the adventure but i take us on there's a dragon well jo, I'm a 90s kid, so I kind of like drink from the garden hose. And I kind of had to come up with my own adventures. You know what I mean?

I'm not like these kids today who are all like, oh, let me look at my phone. Your avocado toast. Let me stare at my avocado toast. What kind of avocado toast is on TikTok today? You know, I drink from the garden hose. The avocado toast came out of my garden hose. So I had to come up with my own adventures. This is on out of season.

I like that label a lot. Yeah, you love out of season. I didn't do this on purpose, but it's out of season 69. Are you serious? I'm sure. That's really good. Put that in your cup and drink it. On 182, no doubt.

Add those numbers again. Give me some biscuit or something when he says a number like 69. Shoot me some fucking biscuit, man. Can't really read the inside because it's all in Old English, really small. It's outrageous. Yeah, it's good. Fantasy, Dungeon Synth, good stuff. Just talking about Lord of the Rings, this goes right up.

This could be the soundtrack to Rings of Power. Tell me this. Riddle me this. Is Dungeon Synth having a moment or are we just noticing it now? I think it's always been there. Yeah.

I think I just discovered it. It's like cassette culture. It never went away. So people have been constantly keeping these synthesizers in dungeness areas Spiders have been crawling over them They've been rolling maybe 69 set of dice

69 set of dice Werewolves I think this has always been as prevalent as it is Once I stopped listening to punk everybody was like like, all right, we're done. No more house shows. But they kept going. They didn't.

They stopped. No, they kept going. They did. Yeah. So younger people kept doing it. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's not true. I don't know.

I don't know. I can't stand corn. I feel like this cover, and I'm sorry, but this is part of my new bad boy attitude. I thought you were a nice boy. No, but this episode, I'm so rude, crude, and full of this bad attitude that it's given me a new sensation. Is this cover... Has it reached the point where it's just bad? Yes. No. Period.

What do you mean? It's really bad. It's lame. What are you talking about? This barbarian warrior on a pile of dead soldiers? Yeah, it's so clean though. Insane. Jamie, how are you doing old buddy? Did you open it up and see the

dragon flying on the inside? No, show me the dragon. I was staring at that for a long time. With the ruined castle and the mountains. Let me see the dragon. You know what else I'm staring at? Just on a side note, and Mike, just don't move. Just freeze. Look down at Mike's toes right now. Hold on. Why are we doing that?

He curls his toes and he keeps his big toe out. Why do you do that? I've been looking at that the whole time. Why do you have the leg of the table in between your big toe? Is that a sensory thing? No, it's not bad. That's like part of my thing.

I feel you. I just thought it was interesting. I never knew that about you before. Bad. Is the cover to a Bolt Thr I never knew that about you before. Bad. Is the cover to a Bolt Thrower record bad? No. Yes. No, it's really good.

Now, hold on. Hand me the J card. I'm going to do a life hack. Oh, life hack? Yeah, I'm going to make this bad. I like that. No, the warrior on the cover, it's just, first of all, he wouldn't stand like that. If your posture is that good, you haven't been a warrior very long.

All right. Here's the cover. I'm folding this J card. Is warrior very long. All right. Here's the cover. I'm folding this J card. Is that the dragon? Hold on. Here's the cover. Did you make the dragon the cover? Yeah, I'm making the dragon the cover.

I'm refolding this. The spine is... Look at that now. Half the dragon from the inside is now the cover. The spine is still the spine with the text. You did do a life hack. Isn't that a lot better? Yeah.

It's a little better. Wow. This is a segment where I make the J cards better. Mike's j card upgrades where we don't talk about his toes yeah that could be a tick i think this is in i just i'm not even going to talk about it i'll talk about that off here no you can talk about it now no because i don't have all the details there's something called the zorn palette in painting that's i think it's just black white white, ochre. I am Zorn. Use my palette. Maybe red. I don't remember now. Black. It shall be black, white, ochre, and red. I think this

is painted in the Zorn palette. Yeah, because there is some red. Yeah. Is it really? Yeah. There's some red in the Fallen Soldiers. God bless you. You know, we all bring something to this show. Yeah, I'm a big art guy. You're a huge art guy. Jamie brings his laptop over. I got two laptops here buddy

i'm playing with some games later all right so i'm playing barok tour all right i'm gonna play regal hymns of blood i'm gonna play none none spelled n u n n n u n. I think it's a self-release tape. I know it's a self-title tape. I'm going to hand the J card to Jamie and let him figure it out. Counterclockwise. These two just, I mean, the only way to describe them is just total badasses. Let me see. Oh, I've seen this. Look at these badasses on the cover.

I've seen this. I don't really like it. Just hanging out. Bad stuff. Just hanging out on their weekend clothes, lifting weights in garage i guess what label is this on i've seen this i just said i think it's self-released but i'm going to hand it to james to figure it out but where who sent me this i've seen that picture floating and floating about the twitterverse really yeah they're pretty bad i don't know this is a chicago duo Liv Mershon and RM who have been collaborating with each other since 2014.

Lifting weights, got sick tats, drinking a Diet Coke. I know, right? It's like the life. And I think that goes along with my rude, crude, and full of attitude kind of lifestyle I'm trying to get into. And isn't this the Coca-Cola font? Is it? That's cool. Yeah, I think this is the Coca-Cola font? Is it? That's cool. That's cool.

That cursive. Yeah, because like the way, yeah, I think this is the Coca-Cola font. Yes. That's trademarked. Sonically, it is. Sonically, the project

is influenced by ASMR more so than quote-unquote noise according to the band camp. Put your headphones on, boys. So yeah, this is going to be a deep, this is going to be a deep,

get prepared for deep... Mike, can you turn the lights off? Yeah, I can. It's going to be spooky, scary. It's, uh... I think this is in the Zorn palette. That's not in the Zorn palette. Are you sure? Black, white, red, and ochre, right? Is it because their hair is, like,

teal? Yep. Doesn't count. Oh, shit. We almost... We almost did the Zorn palette on this one. They biffed that one. How much do you think these... That's a Dos Equis, isn't it? Where? Right in the bottom. That's a tall boy Dos Equis.

What a party. I don't see it. You don't get invited parties. What, do you got to blur your eyes or something? It's like a magic eye? I forgot. You got really bad eyes. Where are those Dos Equis? Good God. That's a you have to blur your eyes or something? It's like a magic eye? I forgot. You've got really bad eyes. Where are those Dos Equis?

Good God. That's a Coke. You think that's a Coke? Hey. The one that says C-O-K? My eyes are going crazy. I thought it was a Dos Equis. Let me take my glasses off.

That's a Coke. Okay, you're right. That is a Coke. That's a Diet Coke. But is that a little bowl next to it? You know, I couldn't tell if that was a bowl or a lighter. I knew that a little bowl next to it you know i couldn't tell if that was a bowl or a lighter i knew it was bad i knew it was bad where i just i tried not to look at that too hard how close do you think they are to like a pool or a hot tub i don't know they're

inside this is so an indoor pool oh indoor pool i forgot you can have those this is so cool these are like the coolest people i know i know that that. I know that. They're enjoying the fire things a lot. No, no. Barakor, you had to fuck with the J card to make the dragon be on the outside. This one, they're just already lifting the weights. I prefer the warrior. All right. Well, now I'm going to play none.

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Yep, we're back. We don't have time for this kind of stuff. Alex Homan. Is it just under Alex Homan? Is that the name? It's just under Alex Homan. Under Alex Homan. The name is Mama Gave.

AlexHoman.Bandcamp.com, but you can't find it there. But you can't find it there. What a rude thing to do. You can find a million other things from 2022. I like doing this kind of rude episode. This is fun. Call from our Delaware Dan, our lawyer, letting us know that it is okay to play it, or it wasn't.

I don't quite remember. Barack Tour, regal hymns of blood on out of season. One of Joby's favorites. Yeah, I love out of season. Makes him very happy. I went miniature golfing the other day with a gentleman wearing an out of season shirt. Really? Yes, I did.

Isn't that a fun little story? What did he look like? Stupid, kind of a dumb, dollared kind of guy. Very interesting. Glasses. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, Larry?

Yeah, it was definitely Larry. Was it the real tree camo one? Was it what? The real tree camo shirt with the orange printing? I don't quite remember. No, it wasn't. I remember that detail. I think he has that one.

Okay. Well, he's got two, huh? Yeah. I bet that costs a lot of money, too. Barack Tour, real hymns of blood out of season. It works better when you fold the J card. The mic style, I call it. And then none, a self-titled, self-release tape.

Just badass ASMR. That should be a genre. I like how everybody just knows what that is now. Everybody just accepts like, oh yeah, ASMR. ASMR, yeah, I know what that is. It's common knowledge. I don't think my mom knows what it is.

But maybe. You don't think your mom knows what it is? I bet she does. No, your mom's into freakier shit. Let's do a last You don't think your mom knows what it is? I bet she does. No, your mom's into freakier shit. Yeah. All right, let's do a last mega block here. Mega block meaning you guys both play a tape. I'll play two tapes to kind of show my dominance,

kind of like pissing on both of you. And then should I do the first one and the last one? Like R. Kelly. Yeah, sure. I only will allow... I won't bleep that out because it's callback humor why would you bleep it out? and I respect callback humor

that's why I don't go back and re-listen to episodes because I don't want to hear what you take out of stuff that I say you would never remember anyway yeah I probably wouldn't remember but it would just make me mad so I just don't listen to it I don't want to hear my own voice oh you would

love your voice if you heard it it's beautiful i've heard it i don't say you've heard it yeah burnt feathers burnt feathers with a hyphen in the middle of those words the tape is called in the light of give me some a pretty sound effect in the background like harps not really in the light that's. Like harps or something. Not really. In the light... That's pretty good. Ladies and gentlemen... What is beautiful to you? Chickens.

Yeah. Word to your boss, I can't answer our boss. In the light of total love on deathbed tapes, project from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Claire Kessner, tape, other tapes on lurker bias. Don't give me the look. It wasn't really a look.

It was more of a laugh. It was like, what, is this your first time? What's your first time? It's full of musical instruments. I'm rude, I'm crude, and I got a bad attitude to other tapes from burn feathers on lurker bias no rent or but we mentioned earlier so there's more callback kind of stuff going on black ring rituals so a storied history here Jamie if you want to go to the website deathbed.xxx Are you serious? I am not going to. Put it on private. I am not getting a virus on my computer.

He got a virus. What kind of fish? You go on that. We could get some big ones. Deathbed Tapes. Extreme experimental, harsh noise, industrial and power electronics. All products. Find the... This might be... Did you vet this? No, I didn't. That's what I'm having him do right now

you kidding me this is a work computer i can't get fired i got a government job i can't get fired what am i telling i thought you were going to go there's a forum oh there's a forum go to it you should not be playing this tape i don't go to the forum go to the i gotta make an account yeah this is put in your credit card number. This is a weird dark web forum. Yeah, I'm not doing this. And click on... .xxx.

Yeah, go to extreme... As soon as you said harsh noise and power electronics, I doubt... Go to extreme members only. Go to maniacs only. And put in your credit card. It's nice stuff that they talk about. Yeah. Yeah, just go to deathbed.xxx and just go to general discussion and put in your credit

card number. Just post it. deathbed.xxx and just go to general discussion and put your credit card number. All black and white so you know right away. Be scared. Smallest font in history. I was going to say let me see it, but I'm not going to be able to read it. Look at the paper. They give you... Listen, I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

What's that? 4x6? They have the technology right now to make paper so big. Yeah. And you can fit so many. They didn't print anything on the other side. Look how. Could have made the font double the size and print it on both sides. You know what I'm learning, though?

What? Aesthetics. Aesthetics. I'm learning. You're an aesthetic. I have one that I. Well, that's what my cultivation of my personal aesthetic is making me realize that maybe some of these tape labels are doing the same thing.

Maybe it's not just like, it's scary, but maybe they're trying to do this for, to make it, maybe they want it to look this way. Or maybe they can just read it. Maybe they better, oh, I can't see a fucking word on here. Oh my God. But it's scary. It's scary. It's scary music. It's like putting a snake in the cassette player.

Well, just those labels. Lurker bias. Orb tapes. What, are you afraid of orbs? I'm afraid of, yeah. Orbs don't seem scary. Orbs seem like they could, like, grant you a... You're scared of orbs. No rent? That's scary. No rent, yeah, that could be scary, yeah. Yeah, but I'll

start off the block with this one, and then I'll close the block. I'll kind of do that kind of deal. Joby, you're staring at that thing like it's a treasure map. Oh, I was just reading the text. You can read it? The inside I can read. I mean, it takes a lot of effort.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Read my lips. All right, Jamieie now you go okay um i got this tape on moon worshiper records who um is more is probably my favorite i mean i don't know the genre very much but they put out a lot of dungeon synth and a lot of black metal they seem to sort of those and then

they blur the line diagram crosses yeah they kind of blur the lines and i feel that this tape kind of blurs the lines where um this is a tape by anonymous skull oh we don't know who it is it's called cavernous day and cavernous night i think the a side is cavernous day and um it's kind of a piano driven black metal type thing with a lot of with some other electronics and it's very of a piano-driven black metal type thing with some other electronics in it. It's very good. I'll be the judge. The piano is driving the car.

There's a skull on the cover. Moon Worshipper, I think all their digital downloads are free, so I have a lot of their stuff, but I don't have a lot of their physicals. Don't drop this with all these other tapes. There's no label. No screws. Well, there's no label or nothing.

Look at this pile of tapes up here. I don't know what it is. Pile of fucking tapes with nothing written on them. Oh, screws. How do they hold it together? Oh, that's called, what's that, Sonic Weld? Sonic Weld. That's my new band name.

You better check Discogs first for that. But yeah, this is one of those ones that I got the Bandcamp email. I checked it out, and I said, hey, you know what? I think I want this one on a physical medium. There's a a piano in a cave in the inside i don't know if you know oh shit so it's not dungeon synth it's cave piano it's cave piano oh wow it's learning it's growing dungeon synth has been mutating wow good for them that's a pretty big violin this is cool okay uh then and this is uh this artwork is extremely my shit yeah it is it's like the xerox type you know chest trader whatever i don't know a piece

of color paper yeah of like what is this 20 pound bond yeah like a 24 pound index so this might be actually be 60 pound tax all right somebody went to the hammer mill store respect no it's nice you got a green piece of paper here simple artwork photocopied nicely they used a nice machine god they were like they called up the copy shop and they're like when did you last change your toner and they were like today and they're like i'll be right there i'll be there five minutes i'll be there five minutes i just gotta take this picture of this piano in this cave do you think they took this picture i think that might be the work of photoshop yeah it might be manipulated you think they photoshopped the piano it's pretty good what do you mean they

took they photoshopped it so they brought the piano into the cave they took the picture and then they they added the stars they added this okay yeah yeah stupid fucking stars in the corner it's like a steelers logo or something why are those stars in there those like like those 1950s kind of like frilly stars in the corner i don't get that actually you know what no i get it now i get i get art and i get everybody's vision no this looks this looks cool as shit. And Moon Worshipper has a good logo. Moon Worshipper. They got a cool vibe with them. They're from Omaha.

Omaha. That's good. Yeah. State. You guys ever think about worshiping the moon? Nah. I would do it if I was going to worship something. I'm a Uranus guy.

Oh, fuck. All right, Joby, what do you got? How are you following us? I'm going to play this tape. Wait, does it say whose skull this is? It's anonymous. Anonymous skull. Good one.

Good one. I'm going to play this tape. Blank Thomas. Reimagining microacid. Reimagining. So you imagined microacid. And then you reimagined it again. On third kind record

we've never discussed this is that of anything to do with third man records white stripes no because this is from the uk so this is not the uk version of white stripes that no no so this okay No. Okay. Turns out it's not. Okay. Okay. All I did was ask. And all I did was be a little boy that asked. And you don't need to jump all over me. Did you do a whole episode with Third Kind? I did.

I remember that one. I did. Thanks. Very cheery fellow. Actually, if you remember that one, you wouldn't start off by saying, did you do this? You would have said, you know what you did, Mike? A very good episode.

Remember that? Several very good episodes. I just like to play around. I like to be a little bit coy. You are cheeky. You are cheeky. When you leave here, me and Joe talk about how cheeky you are for a good 15 minutes. So we got a white screen print on, what's that? Smoke?

It's like a smoky Norelco.lco one of the most mysterious norelcos so no jay cart or anything just the printing is on the norelco the printing is on the norelco so and the tape yeah so if you break this norelco case you are your your tits up in the bag yeah you're you're done for to use some British slang yeah you're yeah you're you're this thing is worthless to you after that if you break this Norelco case but in the meantime it's beautiful and it's a gorgeous silk screen Joby how would you handle if you were going oh I don't know it's the front and the back and it's a perfect silk screen how would you handle that

what would you do I don't know because I've've had problems with screen printing on Norelcos before. It's not sticking well or getting little flecking. Bubble flecking? Don't pick at it. I was rubbing it. That's probably where his flecking comes in. They had an anti-flecking squeegee.

If you were going to give a tip to our listeners who wanted to silk screen a Norelco case, would you advise them to build a tip to our listeners who wanted to silk screen in the ruck case, would you advise them to build some sort of... Yeah, a jig. A jig to put the... Like, out of what? Maybe some wood.

Balsa wood? Yeah, maybe. Balsa wood. Whatever you got hanging around. And what? Just put the case in there so you can put the screen over top of it so it just...

And just one case at a time? Or would you say get something that... Oh, I'm a one case at a time guy. Yeah, you wouldn't. I'm not doing multiple because what if your pressure's off? That's why I'm thinking the thrill of doing

like six at a time. Six at a time. Oh my God. Six at a time. I do that all the time. When you said Uranus I got excited.

Now I'm thinking about silkscreening six. If you can silkscreen six Noroku cases at a time send me that video. You need a machine for that. Well, you are a machine. Or a jig.

Yeah, or a jig. I'd do it. Six jigs, a machine. Can I please pick this? No. You can rub it. The deposit of ink is... The deposit's nice.

It's not too thick. No, it is too thick, and that's what I like about it. And that's what I like about it. No, there's no flecking. You know what might be nice, though, if it did have a J card? If it did just have a solid piece of unprinted paper in there. Let me see. So let's take this piece.

Oh, you're not doing this, are you? You know what? It does look a lot better with paper inside. I fixed this one, too. What color paper, though? Red. Red. Or ochre.

I would use the Zorn method. I would use John Zorn's colorful method, where I would use either... Two, three, four... I would use either Oprah or, yeah, one of gray, maybe. This is very nice. Very nice stuff. Do we know who Blank Thomas is?

No. Blake Butler returns the third kind of 2019 south city hardware south city hardware is this other project this time under his more popular pseudonym but not popular to joe b obviously blank thomas well no that's why i chose this one they released it on mini disc what yeah that's cool a disc not really a disc so miniature you can you ever have a mini disc player i yeah i still do have one. You still do? I had one for a bit, yeah. They were fun. You can fit a lot of stuff on it.

Yes, you can. I think it compressed it a lot. At the time. I'm not an audiophile. This is a C45 edition of a hundred. I'd love to know how many they screened at each time. And the mini disc case is silk screened as well. Ooh, look at them.

You wanna see? Picture them rolling. Let me put on my glasses, Jamie. You're reading text from the teenage... Yeah. That looks good. No more mini disc stuff. I wonder if I still have a mini disc player. Maybe. I'm also gonna play one where the label

kind of played around with the Naraka case. Ooh, I like that. And it matches your glasses, I'm just noticing now, Joby. Kitchen Leg Records is the name of the label, and the name of the project is Earth Log Off. And what they did here is they... Excuse me. I'm looking for your excuse. Yeah, I thought I had a...

I don't. What's it called? Kitchen what? Kitchen Leg Records. Kitchen Leg Records. Kitchen Leg Records. Earth Log Off. They have these in a rucka case, and they put a little sticker on the back that kind of matches.

Oh, okay. Yeah, see how it goes along with the artwork? Again, aesthetic. Aesthetic. They got a whole aesthetic here. It's kind of like the Zorn method? This is the Zorn method. This is another Zorn method.

And with this one, if I break the case, I feel like I can recreate that sticker easily. Let me see it. It's just this little sticker. I'll print another one. I'll put it on another blue case. Oh, okay. This is the 27th release from Kitchen Leg Records. It's called the Zorn Palette, by the way. I know. We know, you idiot. We've been fucking talking about it

and then we riffed on it as a joke later, Jamie. I'm trying to catch it. I'm staring at my soundboard in disgust. Anders Zorn, dude. Come on, 1863. Oh, my God. It's a C60. I'm like a real art guy, Jamie.

I know. That's why he's here. You have a laptop. He is the art guy. Oh, I don't like how that's too short. I just noticed it right now. I was so overwhelmed by the sticker on the back. I didn't notice that he fucked up the J card size.

I'll let them slide. Welcome back, everyone. Alex Javaris here. In this video, I'm going to show you how to paint flesh colors using the Zorn palette. That was fast. Kitchen Leg Records is a half Italian, half Canadian, Berlin-based tape label.

I wonder which half is Italianadian berlin based tape label i wonder which half is italian berlin based spaghetti spaghetti and poutine i don't know what would be a derogatory name for a half italian half canadian uh you want to riff on that a little bit no no no i don't want to get canceled somehow inspired um inspired by Somehow inspired by Minuteman's Econo Aesthetic. Aesthetics again. But before we get started, I just wanted to say, it's been a few months since my last video. That's special.

That's because it's invaluable. Too much forgotten sensation of being emotionally involved with the music you're playing in your stereo. So this is the duo of Sana, S-A-N-A-A and RBRT is the other artist. So I'm going to play

something off from there. R-B-who? R-B-R-T is the name of the artist. I'm not sure. I think I have a tape that I almost played. Oh, yeah? I could look and see where Jamie could look. Jamie, you're my assistant.

I have to look at when I get home. In your house? What am I doing? Nothing. It's fine. This is weird the way it folds. Is it fold weird, too? See, that sticker on the back really got me. I mean, I like it. It's symmetrical

the way it folds from the middle. It folds from the middle and there's nothing on the back of it. No. But I like it. Cool colors. I like the art. Welcome back, everyone. So to create this texture, I'm adding much more red and black.

Say red. Now I'm watching it. It's pretty good. If you've seen my other videos on... It's too soon. I often find I run into trouble if I start refining before I finish the blocking. Watch.

I've also been working on a full length film filmed entirely in real time. Okay, we must have been doing an episode of this. This is long enough, right? Yeah, we're done? I think we're done. Okay. This is the perfect body for body where difficulty touched me. A lot of oxygen in my body.

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I was so tired. I was so tired. I was so tired. I was so tired. I was so tired. I was so tired. I'm going to go ahead and do it. The Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do this. Thank you. I'm glad I got to see you. I'm glad I got to see you. I'm glad I got to see you. I'm glad I got to see you.

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The fire can't stand the sin, and the cross will swim Uncomfortable sins of joy, sex, and joy The real chase of the blood is dead to show you unsaved The end is near, so make the sacrifice Or give it up The world is new, the mission's lost too But we do know that you Become your known stranger to denial

All the pain and time of the centuries All the wandering and the empty streets Tremble down Thank you. It's a beautiful night A beautiful night A beautiful night A beautiful night I'm not a fool, I'm not a fool, I'm not a fool, I'm not a fool. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. guitar solo I'll put aside turning your glass I'll put aside Thank you. I'm trying to perfectly die Oh

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