Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #186 | 2.24.23
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I I don't know if that tape is working.
You ate three desserts tonight.
Tabs out.
Cassette podcast.
Episode 186.
Excellent job, Jamie.
You finally did something right.
I said the cassette podcast part.
You did.
You finally got it right.
Tabs out.
I'll do it actually just for tax purposes.
I'll just put a button on it and just... Tabs out. I'll do it actually just for tax purposes. I'll just like put a button on it and just tabs out cassette podcast episode number 186. Did you say 186 or did you say 185?
I said 186.
Okay, just making sure.
Proper Queens English.
A little spooky stuff going on. I'm Mike.
I'm Jamie.
I'm Joe. I wanted Jamie to go first.
It was a game of chicken. Welcome. I'm Mike. I'm Jamie. I'm Joe. I wanted Jamie to go first. It was a game of chicken. Welcome.
And you lost. Oh, you're the dumbest one here,
Jamie. Good job. You did it again.
Joby, you're a winner. Good job, Joby.
I'm really good at chicken.
I'm not a chicken. You're a turkey.
I'm good at turkey.
Pigeon.
All the burr. All the foul.
Foul ball. Is a pigeon a foul i don't know
is a pigeon a foul one of the great questions of all time you want to go over them right now i don't
we'll get into that later i've talked to doctors i've had them look at a hundred a hundred different
tapes of his so we got a bunch of tapes i got a big old spread here i'm very excited about it two stacks
no i got just one stack but it's a big oh no that's just uh spillover uh this is just
it's a it's a nice stack because a lot of times the tapes i play i like them but you know some
of them i'm playing it's a favor i'm playing them oh you do a lot of people yeah it's payola
i owe somebody a favor somebody did something for me i'm like all oh you do a lot of people yeah it's payola i owe somebody a favor somebody
did something for me i'm like all right i'll play the tape you do a little something for me
yeah i'm a scratch my back i'll scratch yours exactly but uh this time it's all there's all
stuff you like there's no quid pro quo it's all stuff that none of this stuff has scratched my
back but now do they have to scratch your back.
Now I am fully prepared to get my back scratched by all these people.
I like a good back scratch.
I do.
And I'm looking forward to it.
God damn it.
I hope that broke.
I do.
So who wants to go first?
Because I'm not going first.
I want to come out of the gate strong, baby.
I don't like going first.
I want to come out of the gate so strong.
I'm shy. My anaconda. I don't like going first. I want to come out of the gates so strong. I'm shy.
I don't like going first because I'm shy.
I like Jamie to go first.
He's kind of like the canary that you send into the coal mine.
We got hi-fi skazer box.
Hi-fi skazer box.
You send in Jamie, and if he dies, we know not to play any tapes.
Right, then we're done.
If Jamie goes to pick up a tape
and just drops dead,
we leave.
Jamie's a synthesizer.
This tape...
Too scary.
We get the hell out of there.
I say, I'm not playing fucking tapes.
Jamie just died in the studio.
Me and Joe, we go to like,
where do you want to go?
You want to get something to eat? You want to get something to eat?
You want to get something to eat?
Get some waffles or something?
That's nice.
But Jamie, you go first.
Hi-Fi Skazer Box. What's that?
I don't know what a Hi-Fi Skazer Box is.
This is a new unreleased tape
as of now. Unreleased? Didn't you do this before too?
I did. They're sending me stuff.
This is a flex. You just got your finger on the pulse.
He loves flexing.
This is an unreleased Sweet 309.
309.
Sweet 309.
I don't know why.
They sent them to you and me, right?
Yeah, not me, though.
What's going on with that?
I don't know.
Jamie, you've been getting a lot of stuff in the mail.
Yeah.
How are people even getting your address?
He puts it out there.
What are you, one of these like freaks
on the internet like hey you want to meet up he's on the internet all the time i'm on the
tape trading scene jamie's always online you want to be hey you want to meet up do a we'll
do a tape swap in my house you come over i'll make some sweet tea yeah yeah he shows up with
like condoms and flowers oh come on all right so what do you
got you got the new what else is first of all what else is in the new sweet three or nine batch
uh there's oh gosh uh it's uh he doesn't know peter chris and hyacinth and peter chris and uh
oh oh something ovm so that first one was a split tape. And then he's saying something else. O-M-S
is the other one. O-M-S. Thank you. O-M-S.
And then you're going to play this next one. Are you sure you
said it right? Hi-Fi
Skaizer Box. You might want to spell it.
You might want to spell this.
You might want to spell it.
Look at this. How many letters are in that?
I gotta hold it. Look how many goddamn letters are in that.
H-Y-P-H-Y-S-K-A-Z-E-R-B-O-X.
Do it again.
H-Y-P-H-Y-S-K-A-Z-E-R-B-O-X.
Let's do a scary one.
Do it again.
You don't think it's Hiffy Scazerbox? H-Y-P-H-Y-S-K-A-Z-E-R-B-O-N.
My eyes are going crazy.
And who is this?
And what's the tape called?
And how long is the tape?
And what's the edition?
And what color is the shell?
And who mastered it, first and foremost?
It's not on Discogs yet. Oh god are you losing this person does a banana dad flower girl love waves sea of dogs skies thayer
you and the end i'm not sure if there's an actual name attached to this person no i don't know but
this is uh the tape slaps the tape is overwhelming it is so good it's so
good it's a very good one i don't really know what's good anymore you know what i don't either
but i always find it safe just to be like to say something slaps oh slap because i'm not really
sure what that even means to be perfectly honest i like that you use that i'm pretty sure it means
it's good but i don't know what kind of good so if someone comes comes at me and it's like, I heard it and it was all right.
And I'm like, well, yeah.
What did I do?
That's what I meant.
You dummy.
All right, Joe B., follow that one up.
All right.
Well, maybe I'll go with two.
Jamie, do you want to do two?
Do I want to do two?
Do you want to do two?
I never let anyone do two before.
Survey said, yeah. He's going to do it. I never let anyone do two before. Survey said.
Yeah.
He's going to do it. I guess I won't go.
You caught me with my pants down here, Mike.
Because when we were listening to these tapes on the break,
I was going to research this one a little bit.
Now I can't.
But this one is one I grabbed out of the mailbag the other week.
It's by a project called Midair.
And the album's called MP3 from Space. ah mid-air yeah mid-air is uh they do the 100 bootleg that's right what
clip there jamie take care of the clip a lot of clipping we didn't get a ton of complaints i got
your compression all the way up i know but we've been getting a ton of complaints about the audio
of this podcast how it sucks shit it's tough and i know it's not joe's fault i know it's not my fault
you're the one over there i need i need professional i need professional equipment
yeah but one asshole on twitter said it sounded bad and it made me i'm so sad when people say
that kind of stuff from i am like a baby's fish a. What's this on the inside, Jamie? Is that Max MSP?
It must be.
So this person does the 100% bootleg cassette tape company.
Yeah.
A lot of mid-air tapes on this label.
A lot of beats.
This is an edition of 20.
They're sampling and holding.
They're holding sampling.
They're sampling and holding.
A little bit of hip-hop influence holding a little bit of hip hop influence
and a little bit of
weirdo vibes in it as well
pretty good
very good
this got a follow up after Hi-Fi Scaserbox
so good luck
the
the cover of this looks like it's melting
there's like
a disc like a DVD or CD going into a fire with all these little child fonts
spelling out everything.
It is a bit scary.
Go ahead and play that sound clip, Jamie.
That might be a big step.
I get drunk.
And I see it's got the compact disc logo on the back.
Yeah, I like that a lot.
Yeah, the label has an aesthetic.
It has an aesthetic.
And I actually have something from this label as well with me.
You're starting to creep me out.
It's called Low Tech Larry.
Oh, I like that a lot.
And I'm going to assume that this is probably the same person.
Like, this is mid-air.
And that everything on 100 100 bootleg cassette tape
company am i getting those words in the right order yes okay wait 100 bootleg 100 company hold
on do it again 100 bootleg cassette tape company wait 100 jesus let's do a scary one so i think everything on this label is probably this whoever
that person is but this low-tech larry thing it's like it's got it's got an aesthetic of its own
got some vibes it's got some vibes with this this clip art looking this like 80s clip art
shit he's got a he's got a um a floppy disk like apy disk, but the big ones. Remember the big ones?
Is that the big one?
No, that's the three and a half inch.
This is a three and a half.
You don't think that's...
Five and a quarter or whatever?
No.
The five and a quarter was the black.
Because they were thin, and they had the hole in the middle.
Yeah.
Or not a hole, but a circle in the middle.
It had the circle in the middle, but...
Oh, yeah.
They did have the bigger...
This has the metal sliders.
No, no, you're right.
I'm so...
Okay, I'm so...
I'm a big PC guy.
So I was wrong.
All right, that's fine. I was wrong. Mike wasn't born then. I built pretty'm so i'm a big pc guy so i was wrong all right that's fine i was wrong mike wasn't born then yeah i was i okay so i was wrong so anyway the low-tech larry
the tape's called 500 beats if you were wrong about that i wonder how many other things you've
been wrong about speaking of like the office like we were earlier 500 beats dwight shrewd's gonna go
crazy over this tape it's got the sick orange narorelco case it's just it's like is that an
official color a sick orange sick orange it makes me fucking sick it's like you
it makes me sick to my stomach i've talked to so many doctors about it i've talked to doctors
but this is awesome this is also on that same label. Which is?
100%. 100% bootleg cassette tape company.
Dot com.
Dot com.
So I'm going to go in there with Jamie with a little block in the middle.
And then Joe B., you want to put a little...
He's got a lot of little boom-louts in his pile there.
You brought some confusing ones to say.
Confume-louts.
I figured out... Well, not figured. I didn't figure it out, but I looked up
how to say that word, but I'll do it later.
I'm gonna play
Cocaine Apartments. Goodbye.
Cocaine Apartments. Cocaine Apartments
on Moon Mist. Is that where the
cocaine bear lives? I've been hearing about the cocaine bear.
Cocaine bear? That's a film coming out?
Yeah. Is that where he lives in the cocaine apartment?
I don't think so. I think he lives in the cocaine forest. Is that the Winnie the Pooh thing? No. That's a film coming out. Yeah. Is that why he lives in the cocaine apartment? I don't think so. I think he lives in the cocaine forest.
Is that the Winnie the Pooh thing?
No.
Okay, that's something else.
That's something else, yeah.
So what are cocaine apartments?
Is that where...
I think it's where you live and do cocaine all the time.
You ever done cocaine?
Mamma mia!
You can plead the fifth.
I never have.
I've never even seen it in real life.
I've seen it in film.
I know Jamie hasn't done cocaine because he's not, he don't party.
No.
You can just nod at me.
I think I, I think I.
Yes or no, and I won't say.
I think I saw a guy in the street once that was on cocaine.
I just don't know if you ever have.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You never have, huh?
Have you seen it?
Never.
Like, were you at a place and they were doing it?
I'm trying to gauge how cool you are.
So you haven't, so you out of place and they were doing it? I'm trying to gauge how cool you are. So you haven't.
So you're pretty lame.
In my case, Joby, I have seen cocaine.
You have?
I have seen.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
As they say, I have seen the bunny slopes, Joby, from a distance.
Dang.
I never have.
I'm jelly.
One day I picked my friend up from his apartment,
and there was a mirror on the table,
and there was lines cut out,
and I was so excited.
I thought it was cocaine,
but it turns out it was a pill.
I saw it was on a pill.
That's still bad boy stuff.
I'm not saying it wasn't bad boy,
and I felt really cool,
but I thought it was coke.
It turns out he was just baking the cake.
He was just, yeah.
You know what we should do?
We should get crazy one night.
We should go out and go look at some cocaine.
Oh, just look at it?
You guys want to go look at some cocaine?
I'll go look at it.
I don't want to do it.
It's a long weekend if you want to go look at some cocaine.
There's a cop car right outside your house.
Oh, can we not say cocaine?
Oh, Jamie's getting all sweaty.
They don't care.
The cops are in it.
The cops are in it.
They're in on it.
I bet I could buy it from them.
They know people are looking at cocaine around here. I don't want to smoke something on my nose. I'd drink it. You keep are in it. They're in on this. I bet I could buy it from them. They know people are looking at cocaine around here.
I don't want to snort something on my nose.
I'd drink it.
Could you drink it?
Everyone loves the police.
I'm just talking about looking at it.
Well, now I'll drink it.
If we can consume it that way, I'll drink it.
Well, Coca-Cola used to have cocaine.
Coca-Cola used to have cocaine.
I'll look at it and I'll wear it.
Right?
All right.
Cocaine, cowboy.
No, cocaine, apartment.
I picked this tape mainly because it said cocaine,
so I felt really like bad boy.
I felt really cool.
But on the cover is a little,
you guys don't know what this creature is,
which is fine.
It's a Dungeons and Dragons creature,
and he's smoking a joint.
I've seen that before.
I've seen people do that before.
But that's not cocaine, Mike.
You can put cocaine in,
what is that called, like a woo-banger or something?
I'm not cool enough to know that
I think that's cocaine in a blunt
Alright, so it's a little
I think it's called a krell
He's like a brain with a bird
Cocaine in a blunt is called a brell?
No, this little creature
He's a brain with a little bird's beak
And then some tentacles
So I was like, oh cool, this is Dungeons & Dragons. That's pretty cool.
And then on the inside is another Dungeons & Dragons creature.
Holy shit.
A Githyaki, I think it's called.
So I was like, cool.
This is going to be like Dungeons & Dragons music.
It's not.
Okay.
There's old English on the inside.
So I got really excited.
But it's still good.
Was it noise?
It's not noise it's more almost like um new age um
chopped and screwed uh vapor wave something okay okay kinda kinda i'm not describing it
why would you why would you jamie why would you have him describe what we're gonna play it so
don't put him on the spot oh yeah i'm not good at describing you know he sucks at describing things
well i think joe b's pulling the whole block together
with that style.
This is on Moon Miss, right?
Here, rewind that, though.
I hate when you have me rewind stuff.
I know.
What side?
Do you want me to rewind?
That doesn't matter.
This is on...
It doesn't matter which side,
but I have to rewind it.
Who could that be?
You know that it needs to be at the beginning.
I know it needs to be at the beginning.
All right, hand me the cover.
That's where you start.
This is on Moon Miss, the post-excite bike label from Michigan.
I think it's a Krell.
I don't know.
It looks like a brain with tentacles.
Smoking a doobie like they did in the 60s.
He's like at Woodstock.
Oh, yeah.
And this is cool.
I mean, they could have, I don't know had like an adult cut the paper
like yeah instead of a child with safety scissors no it's not a corral it's not a corral it's not a
corral no i mean look how off first of all look oh wait maybe how off that is oh grell that's what
it is see wow you're right on yeah it's got it it's got a beak okay, it's a gorilla. So a blunt with cocaine on it is a gorilla.
Yeah.
Got it.
We got it.
All right, let's get into this first...
Goodbye.
The guy on the inside is a githyanki.
Githyanki and a gorilla.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now that's how guys talk to one another. Oh Oh, no.
No, music sucks.
I hate old music now.
I don't know.
I really don't like to listen to music very much anymore.
Why not?
Because you just think everyone's not bad. I don't know, I just, yeah, nothing's doing it.
I'm not gonna blame anybody, but...
I'll let you know when I figure it out.
I haven't figured it out yet.
I go into the record store, I look for a few hours.
I think it's probably a good thing if computers just take my music.
Because computers are a lot more messed up than people.
The more messed up and far the way music gets from music, the better.
The healthier it's going to be from music.
I think computers could kind of take it to a new level.
I'm all for it.
People are the worst.
The worst thing about music is that people play it.
What was I going to say? I'm out. Thank you. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm stuck. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. so
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what we call smiling here's one now just turn your head sideways and you can see how it works so
so so so so so
so so I'm out. Thank you. uh so
bye Bye. Bye. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next room. low tech
low tech Low tech.
Low tech.
Low tech. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon I'm sorry. The Johnson Lee line
What's your name? I'm out. Who do I choose? Red or white?
Or brown?
Or red?
Or brown? I'm all right
I'm all right
I'm all right We'll be right back. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm going to go ahead and do that. Let the light shine Let the light shine The war
The war Let's play some basketball!
And we're back.
We're back.
Hell of a block.
Say what was...
And we're back.
I'm too scared to say what...
I'm too scared to say what it was.
Hi-Fi, Skaizer Box,
Midair,
Low Tech Larry,
and Cocaine Apartments.
Did I get it right?
Yeah, you got it real right. You did a really good job.
Thank you.
I love
the aesthetic on the 100%
cassette. 100%
bootleg cassette tape company.
Even in this Noroco case, this orange Noroco case.
Back to the orange.
I'm back.
I can't get enough of it.
I'm going to take it apart.
What Pantone color is that?
I left my book downstairs.
Sick orange.
But it's got this texture on it, and there's like a sigil inside.
A sigil?
Let me see.
I don't know if that's the right word.
Imprint it inside the Noroco case.
Hidden inside. Oh, I kind of see it.
What are they trying to tell me?
Turn my microphone up. Now I'm complaining about
the... You're going to start clipping again, buddy.
I know, but I'd rather clip than not hear myself
very loudly. I know, but then people are going to
complain.
I don't care. Let them
complain. Let them all complain send all your i'll give
jamie's cell phone number out you send the complaints to him stop bothering me with the
complaints um joe i think you were right about like kind of like that new age chopped and screwed
like vaporwave i don't know i don't know what the um so that was a star spangled banner i don't know. I don't know what the... So that was the Star Spangled Banner.
I don't know if you guys knew that.
That's what was being sung in low vocals over top.
Oh, shit, I didn't stand up. At the very end, they say,
let's play some basketball.
So everything on the other side is like R&B samples.
It's just an old 90s R&B song
slowed down with different beats on top.
So I'm sure that was someone
at the beginning of a basketball game singing this.
Ladies and gentlemen.
It was probably a pivotal game, too.
Do they sing that at the beginning of basketball?
I don't know.
I think they said, maybe they said, let's play some baseball.
Let's play some.
Actually, you know what?
I'm a bit of a jock.
That is true.
At the beginning of a basketball game, there's always a guy that goes, let's play some basketball.
Give me some reverb.
We'll play it again.
They say something.
Let's play some basketball.
I think it was Tony Braxton.
Welcome.
Hold on.
Keep it going.
Give me one second here.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Give me one video on that video.
Never mind.
All right.
Take it off.
Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling right take it off give me fuel give me fire give me that which i desire all right cocaine apartments all that
good stuff all right let's do reverse order yeah this time joe b starts we go backward
i'm getting vertigo so we got to go backwards gotta wait so long we gotta go backwards jamie didn't die so now we know
it's not too scary we can all play tapes all right i'm gonna play this i think you pronounce it
okay e-r-a-n-g okay it's french he's french from france ah the most sexual of countries. Very nice. Oh, no. Dungeon of D.
Ooh, la, la.
I'm so horny.
Oh, wow.
You went TT.
I don't know what that word means.
R-E-V-E in French, Jamie.
What does that mean?
Let me see it real quick.
Here.
What is it called?
Orang.
It's the prisoner of the day.
Of the day?
It says prisoner of the day.
You know when you go, yeah.
It's the prisoner du jour is what it says oh is that what that means no that's no i'm actually
smart for a second yeah no sorry a little bit of ambient noise a bit of a biff there that's the
short dream oh so it's a dream prison it's like dream prisoner oh this is my favorite freddie
movie yeah foreshadowing foreshadowing just keep that i'm getting the back of your mind good at that
oh my god what is going on here now i gotta come up with something i'm loving this cut this cover
is like a like a 1984 choose your own adventure book that's kind of what the um aesthetic of the
tape is oh my god it God. Music-wise.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me.
I'm allowed to film here.
Back off.
I'm allowed to be here.
This is...
Who did the artwork?
I can't move on until I find out who did the artwork.
Whoa, this J card is...
She's got some folds, boys.
Back up, because this is kind of...
Be careful, too. This is... Oh, got some folds, boys. Back up, because this is kind of... Be careful, too.
This is...
Oh, no, it keeps going.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Look at this guy inside.
This is everything I want this tape to be.
So the front panel, it's got that vibe of this person falling,
and it looks...
In a dream.
He's a prisoner of a dream.
It looks like the Choose your own adventure novel the
second page there's just this this like kind of like uh what is that this vortex it's like
a monolith kind of like a glowing vortex like that 2002 movie and it says passage is like a
flash underneath the next panel you get all of the track titles does it say who did the artwork it says 2022 dungeons deep
records uh orang.bankcamp.com are they not going to tell me who did the artwork i don't think so
that's more important to me than the music i think at this point i haven't heard it yet but i
definitely saw it manufactured in canada the entire country of canada has been given credit before the artist
but on the inside look at this guy inside playing the synthesizer oh wow i thought that was like a
bird he's like he looks like he's mid transform transforming into a bird he is becoming a bird
person it's kind of a cosmic gumbo this is a i'm very excited about this yeah here you go jamie Cosby Gumbo.
I'm very excited about this.
Here you go, Jamie.
What is Dungeons Deep Records?
It's like a set tape label.
Oh, okay.
Are they sending us stuff or are you buying it?
No, I bought that.
Is this like another
one of your Dungeon Set things?
Rang usually does
Dungeon Set type stuff, but this isnang usually does Dungeon Scent type stuff,
but this isn't really like that.
I'm seeing this is DDR number 109.
This is no spring chicken here.
No spring chicken.
These fucks have been around for quite some time.
Yeah, Dungeon Scent have a bunch of stuff.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Well, Arnaud, I'll cut out that part
where I didn't know who they were.
And hold on.
And take, hold on. And take... Hold on.
So Dungeons Deep Records has been around for a bit.
It's a great label.
I've been following this label for... It's a great label?
It's a great label,
and I've been following them for a while.
They always hit.
They slap.
They barely miss.
So I'm very excited about this.
So then I'll play some here.
It's got to be either related to dreams or prisoners.
Yeah, this makes it a little harder now, let me see.
Did you get the memo?
Hmm.
I don't think I have anything for that, really.
How about I cop out well what about this a sun god starscape tape okay i can see that in a dream right you can see that in a dream
it was all a dream sun god starscape tape a new one on crash symbols this is a 2023 release
wow let me get some information to you about sun god i feel like a dick because on crash symbols this is a 2023 release wow let me get some information to you
about sun god i feel like a dick because i i really this is let me say it i feel like i have
a sun god tape the first time i haven't landed the um the theme well sun god you may have heard
of them before because they've been around since 2009 they're from austin texas oh the big city one of the biggest cities in the in america austin texas
it's huge it's enormous um they've released this on holodeck records sonic meditations
ton of labels it's um and the members are listed in there they also i think list every single
instrument they own they just typically sometimes you get people
they'll list the stuff they use on this recording some of these people i just think they they're
collectors and they're just like this is the stuff i had or maybe it's like a craigslist ad
are you sure a couple people only have like one or two things but then top dog brayden has a whole
bunch brayden's like really like look at all the shit i got and he's like do you mind if i at all the shit I got. And he's like, do you mind if I go first?
Do you mind if I go first because I got the most.
Do you mind if I go first because I have a lot to list
and we might run out of room on the J card?
So if we run out of room after I list all of my synthesizers...
Get over yourself, Brayden.
I know.
Let me see that.
I like synthesizers.
I think his name's Brandon, by the way, isn't it?
No, it's B-R-A-D-E-N.
Learn how to read okay so brandon wanted to list every single thing right jamie
brandon yep i just wanted all right so i got i just wanted to again prove that i was right
and you're wrong because you're stupid and then who are the people that like didn't have that
much stuff and we're like maybe we should just list our names and that's it.
No.
Justin Grove.
I didn't give his government last name for Brayden.
You just went right there.
Justin Grove only has two things.
What does Justin Grove have on this?
He only has two things.
He plays a Belltree and a Harmonium on A1.
Only on one track?
Yeah.
And then Nick Lombard plays Farfisa Mini Compact on A2.
He only has one thing.
Brayden is straight up like,
do you think we should just...
You didn't really use that on the whole album.
Yeah.
Does it say what tracks
Brayden uses? No. He's on everything.
Yeah, Brayden's on everything.
Yeah, you probably didn't use all of those.
He's the sun god. Yeah.
I am the sun god. Listen, when you guys signed up to be
in my...
I think we should call it Braden Ballantyne's
sun god.
This isn't a democracy, guys.
Just singing you, Braden. You're cool, dude.
Maybe.
You might not be cool.
Yeah, but you know that Christine was was like i don't know if we
should i know christine's got a flute a few things christine's on everything she's got a flute
so right and christine on everything uh oh man we we how she didn't get to go second in the list
though that's no didn't it's all when justin gets and i'll tell you this when you look inside the j card
the first name you see your eyes go to justin's name as the first name because
because brayden's name the list is so long you assume it's something else
yeah you assume it's like the thank you thank you to moog and juno. What do you think? It's like the legal stuff.
Yeah.
You're like, you know, contact ASCAP via 1705 Congressional Avenue, Washington, D.C.
You think it's going to be something like that.
And you're like, I'll skip past that.
Who's in the band?
Oh, Justin.
Cool.
Okay.
All these people have.
And also, what's a belt tree?
What is a belt tree?
I don't know what a belt tree is.
I think I know what it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Right. Hold on. right hold here hold on put me on
the tape hold on ready bell tree there you go no but the tape rips and i'm gonna play just to show
you how hard it rips i'm gonna play like two tracks i'm gonna go all right but one track thank
you no thank you no thank you that's a big masonic number but i'm gonna
i'm gonna cut the other track i'll i'll fade it out because it's a long one so but i want you to
see how dynamic the range okay i want you to see brayden's range brayden brought all of this stuff
and you got to hear how much different stuff he has he He has a lot of stuff. We know he has a lot of stuff.
It's all written on there. I read all the stuff that he has.
Jamie, do you want to... I think we've been on the Braden bit
for like five minutes.
Can you get on some background music
and do a nice dramatic reading of all of Braden's
gear? Yeah, read all his gear.
Oh, my God.
A Roland Juno.
Hold on, let me change this effect. Put it back there. Roland Juno. Hold on, let me change this effect.
Put it back together.
Roland Juno 60.
Moog Sub Fatty.
Moog Slim Fatty.
Moog Anti-Moog.
Anti-Moog.
Yamaha Reface YC.
Jomox X-Bass 999.
Electric Guitar.
Mandolin Air Hue.
S-Rodge, harmonium, singing bowls, pianos, and samples.
Regular old renaissance, man.
And by the way, I know it's pronounced Moog.
I know it's pronounced Moog, but I just say Moog.
It's easier to say Moog.
Is it easier?
Yes, it's easier.
It saves a ton of time.
The amount of times he's saying it,
it's saving so much time.
It's actually the real pronunciation is like mokh.
Mokh.
That's hard to say.
But even Bob Moog says Moog.
I say Moog.
Moog or Fugger, I don't know.
I'll talk to you about it later.
I don't want to embarrass you anymore.
You've already embarrassed yourself.
All right, so I went.
Mike went.
Okay.
Are you going again, Mike?
No.
Okay.
All right, I got this.
I think it's a newer tape from Skin Prisoner.
Skin Prisoner. Why do you got to play something scary?
I don't like that movie.
Because this person
is from Delaware.
What?
No way.
That's where I live.
Yeah, but this
Slater Clampett
is his name.
Wait a minute.
What's his real name?
Slater Clampett.
No, don't name shame people.
That's fucked up.
Don't name shame people.
Slater Clampett.
Really nice guy.
Works at a record store
in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, which is like an hour and a half
away from where we are.
What's it called?
The record store?
I'm not sure.
Is it called something like...
Scooters.
Something with waves in it.
Or like...
Sandy grooves.
I don't know.
There's probably only so many record stores in Rehoboth Beach.
So let's find out what it is right now.
Record store.
I'll tell you the quick story.
Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.
So there's Vintage Underground, Gidgets and Gadgets.
Extended Play, 149 Rehoboth Avenue, 8th Avenue, and Gidgets Gadgets.
It's Extended Play.
So Extended Play.
Our friend Castle went in there to sell some tapes,
and one of them was an RRR tape, one of the duct tape looking tapes.
Wait, he was trying to sell those?
Yeah, he was selling them. For like resale value? Yes. They have a discount shop.
What is he, out of his mind? Well, I don't know, because
in doing so was Kismet.
So this person,
Slater, that works at the store is a noise head.
His entire head is noise?
And it was an instant connection.
Huh. Yeah.
Let me see how much I can get for
this shitty copy of uh hey hey hey easy
don't talk about ron lessard that way easy a lot of the assholes that listen to this like that stuff
all right so easy emile blelelo was very important in the world of noise so what happened next and
how much did he get so slater started coming to the shows um store credit. Slater played the last Final Friday that none of y'all came to.
I didn't go.
I had better things to do.
But they did a really cool noise set.
Power electronics, industrial noise.
Leather gloves?
Fingerless?
No shirt.
No shirt?
Not that deep.
Leather pants?
There were sunglasses.
Leather socks?
There were sunglasses.
All right.
Was it dark?
I don't know, friend.
But yeah, it's really cool stuff.
I'm really happy to meet.
I'm always tickled pink when I meet a new noise person from Delaware.
So even if they are an hour and a half away.
You know what?
Check out Dolly's Saltwater Taffy while you're there.
Yeah.
Check out Thrasher's Fries.
Yeah, Grotto's.
Grotto's Pizza.
Yep.
If you're from Delaware, you know.
Yeah. If you know, you know. We you know you know so we did this all right listen i got some tickets to funland if you need any if you're down there
and then you get a royal treat ice cream afterwards what else was castle trying to sell
i don't know he probably some like peewee herman uh seven inch seven inch all right yeah you can
get something for that yeah what are you playing
skin prisoner oh this guy's from delaware rehoboth beach sussex county slower lower
it's a bit of an offensive uh not to them i hear not they like it they like it they embrace it
they embrace it they're taking it back well this looks very nice this looks like a um
there's a label that looks...
I mean, there's a ton of labels that look exactly like this.
But, Joe B...
I'm not handing this to you. I'm pointing.
Right to your left on that shelf right there.
No, to your left. Your other left.
There's a... Never mind.
You know, I just noticed, speaking of RRR, Mike
organizes his RRR tapes by color.
You see that?
Right next to you, Joe.
The reds. He's got the reds and all the grays together.
Yes, my doctor told me I should be
organizing my RRR tapes by color.
Do you want me to grab this?
There's a label over there that looks just
the spines look just like the skin prisoner tape.
I don't know what this is on.
Jamie, do you see it with the black and white spines?
I feel like you were just grabbing at them, Joe.
Is it these ones?
What label is that?
This tape looks just like a label on...
Let me see it.
Like a tape on the label.
Oh, is it Lurker Bias?
On Lurker Bias.
It doesn't say it on there.
I just know.
Jamie's know.
He's a real head, so he kind of just knows.
Good for him.
Okay, so Skin Prisoner is...
Were they already putting tapes out?
There's... No, there's only's all the releases are from 2022 so did we have anything to do with did they know
about us i'm taking some stickers no but they they do now they didn't know about us and they
were put down and they put out a tape but i don't like when someone from delaware does a tape thing
and it's not because I'm related to it.
That's a new crop of noise artists.
Nice.
Nice.
Very excited about this.
I hope it's not too scary and I hope it doesn't scare me too.
Will you hold my hand when we play it?
Well, Joe's looking at RRR tape.
Yeah, I just want to see what it's dubbed on top of.
Joe Bag.
I don't know what that is. I really just like the cast. I thought he could get some money for it. Another Joe B. Joe Biden. Joe Bag. I don't know what that is.
I really just like the castle.
I thought I could get
some money for it.
Another Joe B.
Joe Biden.
Joe Biden.
You got three.
Why wouldn't you sell it
on Discogs?
Why would you take it
to a record store?
I'm going to take it
to a local record store.
In a beach town.
In Sussex County.
In Sussex County.
Maybe I can get
50 cents for it.
Yeah, it's like
one of the dumbest things
ever.
That's cool.
Should I play one more?
Of course.
I knew you were going to play it.
I'm going to play a German.
Two tracks from the one tape.
Another tape.
He want that cake.
I'm going to play another one.
I'm just going to throw in this German Army tape real quick.
Already in existence.
We haven't played German Army in a while.
So I want to play this German Army tape.
It's on a label called give me one second
which German Army is it the good one mm-hmm oh yeah already in existence on for mix I think it's
a label from Greece has German Army ever put out two albums on a label or is it just all different
labels just a one one that's a good question i probably they probably have but also
if i had to bet money i would say yes but i can't think of an example how much you put on i got five
dollars ten dollars ten dollars i'll do ten what's the bet what's the bet what's happening what's
happening right now that german army has put out more than one album on a label before under the
name german army what do you think this is this picture on the cover what do you think it's a
picture of i think it's the female anatomy.
Oh, voila.
I don't know.
I don't have my glasses on.
I see the fallopian tubes.
I feel like I see fallopian tubes.
I'm not afraid to say it.
I'm comfortable.
I do think it's a pelvis,
like an overhead shot of the pelvis.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, those might be ovaries.
You think they're ovaries?
I love that, man.
They might be ovaries.
They might be ovaries. I actually think, I don? I think not. I love that, man. They might be ovaries. They might be ovaries.
I actually think, I don't know what this is.
I think it's a pelvis.
I think maybe even a famous-
I don't think it's a pelvis.
I think it's a top view of a skull.
Do you think that's a skull?
An animal skull.
There's the nose.
You think that's a nose?
Nostrils right there.
The orbitals.
The way the spreading and the-
Yeah, but what kind of pelvis looks like that?
This is the pelvis you're saying?
Yeah, like Elvis's pelvis probably.
What are those?
And that's not a spine.
You don't know bones.
Buddy, if you don't know what those are,
you're a little too young to be listening.
You're not really a bone guy.
You're a bone head.
Wow.
I've been beat.
I've been beat. Close your eyes, human, and open your mind. Thank you. Thank you. Am I dreaming?
Imprison him! Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to take a walk. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. I'm going to go get some food. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I can no longer imagine
I can no longer imagine Tell me Tell me
Tell me Thank you. There's big things I've never thought about.
And it can't be helped.
And it can't help this. so
so I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the The so
so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the Thank you. I once had a life of success, and now I'm here to success. The poor against themselves To teach each other to say the same
To have the truth inside
The beyond is the truth
The future is the truth
The sky is the sky
The night is the night
The day is the night The night is the night The night is the night The night is the night The night is the night I have not forgotten my situation, and I am alone with the soul.
I am alone with the soul. And the victim that we've saved is a shared space.
And the good thing about the place was so great.
We all got together there, dead in the first world. Thank you. In his butt.
Tabs out.
Cassette podcast.
Episode 186.
Episode number 180.
Ambient noise.
We'll do that again.
Didn't we do that in the beginning?
That.
That's, Jamie, that's Skin Prisoner tape.
Scary.
Edition of 17.
I see it's all in one take with no overdubs.
Oh, really?
Really?
I can't believe Slater nailed that.
One go.
And Slater gave me his last copy because I got 17.
Ooh.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
You know what you should do?
Take that to the record store you work at and try to sell it back.
That would be good.
Dude, you like noise?
See what you can get for it.
How often do you think he gets this?
This was on at the pop-up store. How often do you think he gets this? This was on at the pop shop this morning.
It was the one where.
How often do you think somebody named Slater gets that?
A lot.
All the time, right?
They're filming some sort of commercial or something.
And then Zach and Kelly are at the party and the dude's smoking a joint.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good one.
Remember that one?
Is there cocaine in the joint?
No, there's not cocaine in the joint.
Well, they're filming like an anti-drug PSA.
Anti-drug PSA, right?
Yeah.
And then the dude's like, it's weed.
Yeah, it's no big deal, Zach.
No big deal.
And he gives him his jacket back.
Zach's like, it's a schedule of one.
No, thank you.
It was so funny.
That's a good one.
At the end, they all talk to the camera.
They're like, if you know anyone who's puffing that
fucking weed
call 1-800-DON'T-DO-DRIVE
Reagan shows up
and he's like
well
well
well
Nancy and I have been talking about it
well Nancy and I have been talking about it.
Well, Nancy and I have been talking about it.
I can't do it.
The only Reagan voice I can do is, well.
No, now I can't do it.
I lost it.
Got a little too, uh.
Read my lips.
No, that's George Bush. That's George Bush.
That wasn't even a good George Bush.
Well.
That's it.
Mr.
Gorble Chops.
Stop it. Enough with these harsh noise
walls.
He likes noise.
That German Army tape.
Is German Army still an anonymous project
or are we done with that? There was a time
I feel like when there were so many
they were, give me some
spooky music in the background
they were cloaked in mystery
the noise project
who is it? And they said don't tell anyone who I am
and it's like
why are we not saying who you are?
Tiny Little Hammer has just revealed all
the projects. And you know who cared? No one
I did because I didn't know
everybody knew
and then Maddie was telling me I know German Army, you know who cared? No one. I did, because I didn't know. Everybody knew.
And then Maddie's telling me,
oh, I know German Army. I know who it is.
Everyone knows. I don't know.
But even if you don't know, who cares?
It's not like it's Tom Hanks.
Well, maybe they don't want their job to know.
It's Castle. Castle does German Army.
And then Brayden Barringer's
Sun God Orchestra featuring five other people or
whatever with just a couple things and then that orangutan choose your own adventure i'm loving it
i'm gonna look into choose your adventure stuff choose your adventure books yeah they're fun
because i already know a lot about that label dungeons deep dungeons deep all right let's do
one last block we'll each do two
tapes did you talk about skin prisoner yes it's actually the first actually the first thing i'd
said it was okay one take no overdubs gotcha it was the funniest bit in the block i thought that
was the last to go so i should have been the last yeah but it was my funniest joke so i let off
the funny joke yeah at least i thought you don't know comedy i was doing my research stand up at
least i thought it was funny. It was pretty funny.
I like it.
Mike's funny.
Mike, you're very funny.
You're funny.
You're very funny, Mike.
I'm so shy.
We all know that you're very funny.
I'm so shy, so sometimes I don't tell all my jokes.
Because I'm so shy.
Pretty scary.
All right.
Go ahead.
I'm going to go in the middle of you guys because I'm so shy.
I want to be squeezed in. Like Temple Brandon. You should say the tape you're going to go in the middle of you guys because I'm so shy. I want to be squeezed in.
Like Temple Brandon. You should say the tape
you're going to do. You should say the tape. I'll say tape.
And then you say the second tape. You say the second tape.
Instead of me talking about both my tapes.
Like we'll do...
Real quick, Jamie, just go. Just start talking about
one of the tapes that you're going to play.
I'm too nervous now. My favorite label, Galta.
Everybody knows that. I didn't know.
I know. You didn't know. I love Galta.
I'm a Galta fanboy.
David Lackner knows.
Whenever he sees his, I always tell him when he makes the tabs out, top 200, and he goes,
you did that, right?
I was like, maybe.
I don't know.
He looks over at Jamie.
He looks over and he's like, Jamie, I saw the list.
You did that, right?
And Jamie goes, never can tell.
But Nick Stevens, I think, made it pretty high up in the list uh last year um
tape released in the last quarter q4 of 2022 i learned a lot nick stevens um he's got he has
another tape out on galta it's kind of got that galta sound like that kind of smooth 80s uh you
know this guy says valid new wave soft rock, all that good stuff.
It's horny.
It's horny.
I've been trying to play this tape the past couple times.
He's been trying to do it, but he gets overwhelmed.
So we're finally doing it.
Nick, here you go.
Here's your chance to shine.
Hand it to me.
Yeah, because you've been getting too...
Jamie's frankly been getting a little too hot and bothered to play this, I think.
And I think David doesn't send us tapes
because he knows I just buy them.
When I see a new Galta tape come out on Bandcamp,
cha-ching!
So you buy them and he still doesn't send them to you?
Do you do the cha-ching or he does the cha-ching?
Well, he gets the email that says cha-ching.
Oh, okay.
You ever sell a tape on Bandcamp?
You can't say that word anymore.
What? I'm just kidding.
No, what is that?
When you sell a tape on Bandcamp,
when you get the money, it says, cha-ching, you've been paid.
Oh, really? Nice.
All of the songs on here are
talking about
they're like Steely Dan
song titles. Loving stuff
and having love. It's a topical.
Making love with you and
getting on a boat and having love there
and stuff like that. It's very horny tape.
It's very horny tape with a cool font.
Maybe it's platonic love.
I mean, if they want to reissue this and shrink wrap it and have one of those stickers on it.
You know the stickers that have like...
Friendship advisory?
No, that's more of a Tipper Gore thing.
Well.
Well.
Well.
No new taxes. George Bush bush i thought that was your outdoor
you're not really getting an impression
my name is paul mccartney isn't it oh that was good uh cannibal corpse uh very good there you go
mr gold chops stop it with the harsh noise walls isn't it well
no if they want to reissue this tape and have like the sticker you know when they have like
a quote from like a magazine oh the wall sticker the wall wow no the sticker when it'll say like
it'll say like gripping as hell the quietest. Oh, the hype, it's a hype sticker.
A hype sticker.
If they want to put one that has, like,
that'll say, like,
very horny tape with a cool font,
tabs out.
They can do that.
Or if they want to put that on Bandcamp,
put that on your Bandcamp.
Put a little quote on there that says,
very horny tape with a cool font,
tabs out.
And my friend David Lackner,
he's blowing the saxophone on it,
the clarinet and the flute.
Oh my God. The woodwinds. He's a three horn guy yeah shit triple horny triple horny three i've
never heard of that three healthy horns and snacks over here all right so i'm very excited about this
so he's like okay so this sounds like
i'm gonna go into this midnight is it midnight minds or is it angsty bodies which one is the
name of the band midnight minds is the name of the project midnight mimes midnight mimes are
very quiet it's very france well well no it's midnight minds on um a label called a fairly new label called Tone Death Tapes
with a logo
reminiscent of
the Baked Tapes logo.
Oh yeah, looks just like it.
You know the Baked Tapes logo?
It's the kind of cassette tape with the cartoonish
Mickey Mouse glove hands.
Before the movie theater.
Kind of taking a walk.
Well this is like that but depressed and the tape is like yeah
it's a sad version of that well it kind of creeps me out but this is uh they also list what they
all the instruments they have oh do you want to read them off is braden in this one too
no all of a sudden braden's like i'll give you 50 bucks let me list some more shit
allison has a violin a flute, a flute, and a guitar.
There's a massage going on somewhere.
Ooh, where?
Right now?
Josh Weichman massaged and mastered at Glendale.
Massaged, huh?
That's a new one.
Real missed opportunity I'm seeing here for Allison Trumbo not to play the trombone.
Trumbo. This was added to Discogs by PreparationH67.
You know him?
Is that you?
I just got a chuckle out of that.
This is an addition of 50.
Rob is the other person.
He's got a couple things, too.
He's got a synthesizer and a drum machine over here.
Look at you.
Hold on.
I got something for you.
There's a drum machine and a synthesizer.
It's a synthesizer. Good for you. It's a drum machine and a synthesizer. It's a synthesizer.
Good for you.
Play away.
We love those things over here.
Get out of here.
It makes noise.
Good for you.
Give me a noise.
All right.
Well, this guy, look at this little drawing on the cover.
I think Allison did the drawing of these two little people who were like, get over here.
I like it.
The other person is like, let me go. Let me go. Get over here. I like it. The other person's like, let me go.
Let me go.
Get over here.
I think it's a man and a baby.
I don't know what's going on there.
Yeah.
I don't really know a lot about it.
I love it.
I love it.
But it's a really good tape on tone deaf tape.
Well, you said you were playing all good stuff.
Tone deaf tapes.
Yeah, I'm playing all good stuff that I like a lot.
And I don't know anyone favors.
Yeah, yeah.
But I do expect now Midnight Mines and tone deaf tapes. Yeah, I'm playing all good stuff that I like a lot and I don't know anyone favors. But I do expect now Midnight Mines
and tone deaf tapes
to be scratching my back.
I expect my back to be very...
I expect to be raw.
My back to be red and raw next month
from the scratches I'm getting.
Now I'm going to go really quickly
into this and Hertzberg tape.
Oh, you're just going to do the both?
I'm going to steamroll you.
We said we were going to do one after another.
I just want to roll through.
You just want to just do it.
You just want to mess it up.
I want to get done.
All right, go.
The tape's called Jazz Hands.
It's on Personal Archives, which is an excellent label.
It's got this smoky cassette shell.
Bob Bucko Jr.
And we love the smoky cassette shell.
I do.
Do we?
Keep that on your voice and keep chiming in.
I like the smoke
um it's got this glove on the cover if the glove doesn't fit you must acquit it's a monster hand
uh it came out in a gorilla hand it's like a gorilla hand oh yeah came out a sick batch
in an edition of 50 this is nich Nicholas Edward Hertzberg from New Jersey
who appears in...
I wouldn't call this smoky.
What would you call it? I don't know.
Cloudy.
Smoke is gray. Smoke is like black.
Okay. No, you're right. I'm with you.
Yeah, I actually was...
I fucked that up. I really did fuck that up.
No, I...
I can admit when I really biffed, and I did. I biffed that one. No, I can admit when I really biffed, and I did.
I biffed that one. No, I'm sorry. I even
bit the sound flow.
I feel like a fucking pig.
Yeah, it's cloudy. And the cloudy cassette...
You know what? I'm going to update...
Hold on. Well, hold on.
Let me update my notes here.
Because I have a
document that I keep all my
information about my cassettes.
And I already have Smokey.
I need to change it to Milky.
It's not letting me put in the password.
Have fun tickling the ivories.
Have fun tickling the ivories, you weirdos.
Okay.
Milky.
Cassette.
Shell.
Got it.
Got it.
This person, I did a little bit of research myself.
I went on Discogs.
This person appears to be in a few New Jersey hardcore bands.
Oh, really?
Like who?
Like Floor Punch?
They're in Floor Punch.
Endeavor, were they from New Jersey?
Endeavor, I don't know. They're in Endeavor. Was. Endeavor, were they from New Jersey? Endeavor? I don't know.
They're in Endeavor.
Was Dillinger's Skate Plan from New Jersey?
I believe so. New Brunswick.
Dillinger's Skate Plan.
They're in...
Where was 25 to Life from?
I feel like they're like New York.
I feel like that would be...
Rick to Life?
They'd be from like Haverstown, Maryland or something.
Haverstown? Haverstown. Whatever. It'd be a band that was from like Haverstown, Maryland or something.
Haverstown?
Haverstown.
Whatever.
It'd be something weird though. I don't know.
Havertown, Pennsylvania.
Havertown, Pennsylvania.
Yeah.
Who else was from New Jersey though?
Ensign?
Ensign.
This person's in...
Norma Jean.
They're in Norma Jean.
They're in Ensign.
They're in Norma Jean.
Thursday?
Thursday.
Thursday.
What about Save the Day? I'm gonna get a glass of water. Save the Day? Yeah. Thursday? Thursday. What about Save the Day?
I'm going to get a glass of water.
Save the Day.
Yeah.
Thursday.
They're in...
What hardcore bands were they in?
90s hardcore, 2000s hardcore.
I don't know.
The early noughts.
Should we look it up?
I thought you already did some research.
I didn't write it down.
I didn't think anyone was going to care.
It just said...
Do I need to ask Chowch EPT
some hardcore bands from New Jersey?
Yes.
I love Chowch EPT.
Could you really quick say
what are some hardcore bands from New Jersey
that Nicholas Hertzberg,
H-E-R-T-Z-B-E-R-G is in?
And say, and they don't have to be real.
And they don't have to be real.
And hurry up.
This is good stuff.
Okay, here we go.
I'm going to read it.
There are several hardcore bands from New Jersey
that made significant impact on the genre,
both in the past and present.
Here are some real and fictional examples.
Real bands.
The Misfits from Lodi, New Jersey.
Agnostic Front.
Formed in New York City.
Relocated.
E-Town Concrete.
Formed in Elizabeth. Thursday, New Brunswick. Heated. E-Town Concrete. Formed in Elizabeth.
Thursday, New Brunswick.
He's in E-Town Concrete.
Dead Guy, New Brunswick.
Oh, yeah.
He's in Dead Guy.
Okay, here's some fictional bands.
No, don't tell me they're fictional.
The Fistful of Metalheads,
a fictional hardcore band
from the TV show Bob's Burgers.
Wild Stallions,
a fictional band
from Bill and Ted movie franchise.
I didn't know they were from New Jersey.
Yeah, wait.
Wild Stallions would have been
from California, right? I guess so so maybe it misinterpreted my question to mean hardcore
bands from new jersey and fictional bands and fictional bands right yeah because bob's burgers
doesn't take place in new jersey that's a good point that is that's like in all right i'm gonna
name some fictional hardcore bands from new Jersey. Specifically from New Jersey.
Featuring Nicholas Hertzberg.
Featuring Nicholas Hertzberg.
Okay, here we go.
Ready?
Yeah.
It's thinking.
No, I'm sorry.
I couldn't find any fictional information bands that feature Nicholas Hertzberg.
It's possible the name you provided is not associated with any fictional bands.
Just tell this. Tell it to write
a promotional
one sheet.
What do you call that?
Write a press release
for
N. Herzberg Jazz Hands cassette
tape on personal archives
and include some
hardcore bands that he was in.
And hurry up.
All right.
This is going to be funny.
Sure.
For immediate release,
New Jersey-based hardcore musician
N. Hertzberg signs with Personal Archives.
Newark, New Jersey.
Personal Archives is pleased to announce the signing of New Jersey-based hardcore musician N. Hertzberg signs with Personal Archives. Newark, New Jersey. Personal Archives is pleased to announce
the signing of New Jersey-based hardcore musician
and Hertzberg, known for their high-energy performance
and hard-hitting sound.
Hertzberg...
Wait, it's scrolling too fast.
Hold on.
This is pretty good.
With a new album in the works and a growing fan base,
Hertzberg is poised to take a next step in their career with personal archives.
N. Hertzberg, this is a quote,
N. Hertzberg is one of the most exciting musicians in the New Jersey hardcore scene,
said a representative from personal archives.
Their music is powerful and raw,
and we're thrilled to have them join our roster of talented artists.
In addition to their solo work,
Hertzberg has been involved in several fictional hardcore bands including fistful of metalheads that ain't right lone ranger from the movie airheads oh i didn't know that that's cool
nice that's cool so this guy was in this guy was in with um at fucking adam sandler and like
brennan fraser yeah oh wow that's cool okay Okay. Steve Buscemi. He's Steve Buscemi.
Have a lovely holiday.
Michael McKean was in that film.
Lemmy was in the end.
Oh, I did my school newspaper.
Well, well, well.
All right.
Awesome.
So I'm going to play that
public archives number 197.
Personal archives.
Personal archives.
Sorry, it's not public.
It's personal.
But I'm going to let it out there.
So, and Joe B., you got something?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to play Mustat Kalsarit.
And that's definitely not how you pronounce it.
Okay, but that's what you went with?
That's what I went with.
My eyes are going crazy.
Kudiji?
Is that how we say it?
Kudiji?
No, that's how I say it, yeah. How do you say it?
I say we say Kudiji, but Mike
corrects me. You're supposed to say Kudiji.
Kudiji. But we say
Kudiji. Kudiji.
We say it fun like that. The name of the tape
is Y-O with an umlaut over
the O. You thought you just...
You still pronounce it yo.
You were wrong. Oh, how is it?
Oof.
Oof. Oh, it's e yo. Okay. You were wrong. Oh, how is it? Oof. Eh.
Oof.
Oh, it's eh.
Yeah.
Eh.
Oof.
It means night.
It means night?
Night.
And Finnish.
They're from Finland.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Very special place.
Yeah, very special place.
We know a lot about that place.
Well, I was guessing that the umlaut has different pronunciations and different languages.
You were.
You were correct on that one.
Okay.
Where's Kootagie from?
La La Land.
La La Land.
The big city.
Los Angeles, California.
City of lights.
Making it big.
Matty McPherson.
Look this way.
Brad Pitt.
Look that way.
Big fan.
Julia Roberts.
Denzel Washington.
They're all there.
Everybody's just walking around.
Larry David.
Well.
Well.
And German Army's from LA also. I're all there. Everybody's just walking around. Larry David. Well. And German Army's from LA also.
I am the governor.
Yeah, you can't get enough of the place.
Jamie. So I'm going to play that tape,
and I'm going to play another tape, because Mike messed up the whole thing.
Well, who is this? I don't know. They're from Finland.
I'm not going to say their names. I already messed up the band name.
I know. It'd be so fucked up if you tried, though.
Let's just imagine if you tried.
It's like, you know the band Celtic Frost?
The guy's always like, ugh.
It's a bunch of people from Finland, and they play instruments.
Oh, this is a band?
It's a band.
It's like rock.
Oh, cool.
Is Brayden in it from that other band?
Brayden's not in it.
Oh, he didn't try to bring a bunch of,
I got a bunch of instruments.
You guys need me?
You need me to be in it?
No, Brayden.
Get the fuck out of here.
God.
Get out of here with your Junos.
I know. I'll see all of you if you need me. No, Brayden. Get the fuck out of here. God. Get out of here with your Junos. I know.
All right.
See all of you over here if you need me.
I have a belt tree.
Yeah, they're like, give me my belt tree back.
It's all I have.
This looks tight, though.
Who are these?
Oh, they got little pictures of them on the...
Little drawings of them on the shelf.
On the shelf.
Why do you love a bit of cheese?
Well, Kudagi always slaps and barely misses.
Always delivers.
Always delivers.
Super obscure artist.
Yeah.
Super obscure.
And is always over the map.
So I'm excited for that joke.
Always over the map?
Always all over the map.
I thought that was a term right out of a herniac.
Maybe the kids are saying that.
Off the map.
The kids are saying.
Man, you're always over the map.
Man, you're always.
It's off the map. Daddy-o, you're always over the mat. It's off the mat.
You are always over the mat.
And the cow jumped over the mat, baby.
Yeah.
I'm going to play that, and I'm going to play Snits.
Snits?
Snits.
Okay, what's Snits?
Tales of the Rat 1.
Tales of the Rat?
Yeah.
Tales of the Rat 1?
Like, that's a person? Or Tales of the Rat number Yeah, come on. Tales of the Rat 1? Like, that's a person?
Or Tales of the Rat number 1?
The number 1.
Okay, so this is the first in, like, a series.
A series of Tales of the Rat.
Of this rat's tales.
Now, is it the rat's tale?
Like, the thing that comes out of its butt?
Or is it, like, stories?
That's not how tales work.
Yeah, huh?
It comes out?
Oh, it's tales like a story.
Yeah, tales like a story?
Yeah, it's not the butt one. So it's tails like a story yeah it tails like a story okay the butt one so it's not is now are the okay are the stories about its butt i hate to i hate to keep it
sorry and i can't tell what label this is on because i can't read the text
and jamie if the tail's not coming out of its butt what is it coming out of it's coming out
of like it's coccyx oh my god you believe that What is it coming out of? It's coming out of its coccyx. Oh, my God.
You believe that shit?
You believe that Fauci shit?
It's coming out of its coccyx?
It's coming out of its butt.
Jamie, can you read what the label is?
Strange Mono from Philly.
Okay, Strange Mono.
I can't read the text.
Okay.
Philadelphia?
Yeah, Decoherence.
That's MP Lockwood from Brooklyn.
All right.
Hey.
Hey, hey, I'm from Brooklyn.
Ladies and gentlemen, Beastie Boys. Wait, what does MP Lockwood have Brooklyn. Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. Ladies and gentlemen, Beastie Boys.
Wait, what does MP Lockwood have to do with this?
Decoherence Records.
It's on Decoherence and Strange Mono.
Oh, it's a split-label release?
Oh, those are good people.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
So this black-and-white photocopied cover,
and I'm assuming homed-up cassette,
they were like, we need two labels to team up on this one let me see it strange mono was like we can't do this alone
they were like we need to bring in a second label and and np lockwood was like i have like a white
marker i can write it's on what was the other label you said jamie strange motto strange motto
and the other labels decoherence daedric chamber no decoherence is mp lockwood are you sure well it says daedric chamber on top of
that strange mono that says daedric chamber this is daedric chamber oh it didn't say do coherence
no that's what i'm saying i need i need glasses guys i'm sorry wow you really fucked but i got
the flex that i know who runs the coherence records
yes but it's daedric chamber okay and who's that i don't know is that snits that might be snits
snits sounds like somebody like 1940s and like uh like um like a gang that would like sing on the
corner like one like did you hear they got snits last night bobby snits and the like they stabbed bobby snits they stabbed them like snits is like snits and snits's twin like
switch and go to each other's classes in high school did you hear what they did
snits and his twin they switch classes i'm confused on what daedric chamber is though
because it seems like that's an artist. Maybe that's Snits.
But isn't the tape Snits?
Go to Snits.com.
Snits.com.
Go to Snits.bits.
Let me put it on private viewing first.
This is 24 out of 30.
Very limited from Strange Mono.
Strange Mono is a charity record label based in Philadelphia.
Is this the one that doesn't like cops?
Oh, another one.
I can't figure it out. I can't figure out if that's Is this the one that doesn't like cops? Oh, another one. I can't figure it out.
I can't figure out if that's ironic,
because why wouldn't you like cops?
Because it must be a joke.
Oh, I found Snitz's Bandcamp,
so I don't know what the Daedric Chamber thing is.
Well, let's go to daedricchamber.bandcamp.
I did, and it's releases by Daedric Chamber.
Well, who's that?
That's what I'm saying.
Jamie, who's Daedric Chamber?
How do you spell that?
I'm sorry.
This is good radio. D-A-E-D-R-I-C. I'll go to Decoherence. That's what I'm saying. Jamie, who's Daedric Chamber? How do you spell that? I'm sorry.
This is good radio.
D-A-E-D-R-I-C.
I'll go to Decoherence.
Daedric, like from Elder Scrolls, dude, from Skyrim.
Come on, man.
Daedric Chamber, I found it.
I would assume it's Snits, because why would they just put a random... Elder Scrolls-themed raw black metal solo project by Snits.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah.
I mean, in retrospect, what else would it be?
Well, that's what I was confused.
Well, that's why you have retrospect.
Yeah, that's why you have retrospect, Mike.
That's why you have it.
Tell me to determine how Daedric Chamber and snits are related.
I was wondering why we had it.
Okay, well, this looks cool.
Well, it's weird that they didn't put snits.bandcamp on there.
They're like, here's my other thing.
He maybe didn't have one yet.
Oh. Maybe someone else already had snits.bandcamp and like they were in legal was
working on him acquiring that happens with the word snits yeah so it's tales of the rat 2 out
yet i want to know what happens it's on the bank i want to know what happens well you haven't even
listened to one yet you already want to know what the sequel's like?
I'm dying to know what happens to this rat.
Because it looks dead on the first one.
So I'm thinking, where else can it go here?
Maybe he led rats through the streets.
Okay, I'm willing to believe that.
That's what I'm playing and I stand behind it.
Okay, good.
And then, Jamie, you want to end this out?
There's a lot of fucking tapes here.
I brought this one from my main man,
Joe B. Feel how light this is.
Let me see.
This one, so the other day on Discogs,
I get those daily emails,
things from your want list that are for sale.
Bunch of stuff from Breath Mint for sale, and I snatched
them all up.
And this one tape called... Who was selling them?
I don't know. i think it was either matt
raidman who does the label or dave smolin who's uh done some stuff on that label what's their um
discogs name oh um let me get that for you you're gonna do some research
yeah this is stupid it's. It's not stupid.
I like it.
You like it.
Do you really like it?
Do you really like it?
Well, first you didn't say how long this tape is and why.
Okay, so this is from Color with three R's.
So it might be...
Do you think it's Ron?
Ron Lessard?
RRR?
Color?
I don't think so.
No.
Can I take this to Rainbow and try to sell it?
Yeah. A lot of Breathman stuff.
So I got all this cool Breathman stuff,
including this one that I brought just for Joe B.
Another Minute. It's a C1.
It's got like 10 artists.
How many artists are on it? Compilation.
It's a comp. Yeah. But in one
30 seconds on each side.
That's so short. Yeah.
That's what she said.
Why would she say that? I didn't know you did know any humor. 30 seconds on each side. 30 seconds on each side. That's so short. Yeah. That's what she said. Jamie with a zinger.
Why would she say that?
I didn't know you did
naughty humor.
Why would she say that?
In one context,
would she say that?
What?
It's so short.
Oh.
You don't get it.
We'll explain it later.
No, explain it to me now.
I don't know.
I don't get it either, actually.
Explain it to me right fucking now
and who the she was.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop for a sec.
Jamie, are you talking about my wife?
Actually, I'm talking about your mom.
Actually, you know what?
She would say it.
So let me name the artists on this thing.
There's 11.
C-section.
Dog box.
Contradiction.
Milton.
New bastard.
All right, ready?
This is the block.
This is a naughty block.
Cock ESP.
Sanguine piss.
Cover my ears.
Antler piss.
Cover my ears. Two pisses? Too nasty pisses at the end of the embarker tonight is stimulus newton newton runs breath matt raidman level 50 pokemon go i met this
guy earlier so how many times how many times you want this? Just once? I think at least a couple times.
At least a couple times.
I don't have time for that.
Let's just play it just once.
So this is Breathman number 255.
I've always admired that Matt from Breathman has P.O. Box number one at the post office.
That is like a huge deal for me.
That's like cooler than like a lot of other things. Like sometimes labels will get like,
like,
um,
laser etching on the cassette shells or holographic,
uh,
things or different,
you know,
the different elements.
But I think just having the P.O.
Box number one is the,
probably the coolest thing you can do.
It's pretty good.
It's a good perk.
It's a good perk.
I mean,
you can hire Robert Beatty to do the artwork where you can get P.O.
Box number one.
And I kind of feel like that P.O.
Box number one is a little bit more of a flex. Yeah. And I don't want to release, you can cut this,ty to do the artwork, or you can get PO Box number one. And I kind of feel like that PO Box number one
is a little bit more of a flex.
Yeah, and I don't want to release,
you can cut this,
but I don't want to release too much information,
but it says Southampton, PA,
and that is the post office that Matt Rabin works at.
Ooh.
That is true.
I wonder if he got his own,
or maybe that's not his PO Box,
but if he sees mail to that box number,
he just takes it.
He just takes it.
That's a federal
offense that is a federal offense i don't know him up if you lock him up lock him up lock no i
think if you're if you're if you work for the post office you can't steal the mail because
it's all it's all yours it's all yours to begin with okay yeah he's been doing this he's a real
head he's been doing this label since like what the late 90s 97 to 2016 yeah now it says another minute so he's done this before
he's making a habit out of this it must be must be yeah i like it he does a lot of things like
this the micro shows the shows that are like each everyone plays a minute long. They're over in five minutes. You know, he's a merry prankster.
A conceptual merry prankster.
And really, don't we need that in these times?
More than ever.
Really, don't we need that more than ever?
Yeah.
All right, so you listed everything that's on there.
We'll end with that.
Two pisses in a row.
Listen for the sanguine piss and antler piss.
See if you can pick them out.
I'll tell you, the older I get, middle of the night.
That's the same thing with me, buddy. Pretty cop. I'll tell you what, JB. You're not as old as me, but two pisses antler piss. See if you can pick them out. I'll tell you, the older I get, middle of the night, it's the same thing with me, buddy.
It's pretty common.
I'll tell you what, JB, you're not as old as me,
but two pisses in a row, pretty common.
Oh, wow, you went TT in the potty.
Great job.
Yay, I did it.
Like a baby's fish and deal.
Sorry, that was so loud.
That's fine.
We'll fix it in post.
Oh, I'll fix it later.
Okay, bye. later okay bye so I'm seeing faces
In everything
Except for in people's faces
I'm imagining
The safest memories are in the minds
Those who can't remember
Of those who've been confined
In the new world order
Will love have a play
Here on earth
Or will love be erased?
Will love be erased?
I'm seeing changes
In everything
Except for in the person
I need most to move on It's happening all around me
Whether real or perceived
All accounts make me alone
Full of received For love received
In the new world order
Will love have a place
Here on earth
Will love be erased?
Will love be erased?
In the new world order
Will love have a place here on earth?
Or will love be erased?
Will love be erased? We'll be right back. Will love be raised?
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I'm here in the middle of these scenes, I've been looking here in the middle of the mess
I've chosen this
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I needed a what to do. I'll see you next time. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. I'm tired of moving, I'm tired of empty
I'm tired of holding my eyes
And when I dance, it brings me to my limit ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. To be continued... We're bringing the music to the people who appreciate and love this music.
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