Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #19 | 1.19.13
Episode Date: January 19, 2013Lidless Eye, Housefire, Ape!, Lafidki, Duo Dentale, Chris Dadge, Aloonaluna, Amalgamated, Foodman, James Fella, The Transplant Mountain, Hexbreaker Quartet, Jungle Heart, and Chainfight ...
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Hello, this is Will Cole, and you are listening to DECKED OUT. Good evening.
Yo.
Tabs out.
Cassette podcast episode number 19.
19.
19.
Almost 20.
Right out of the bat with a fact.
Bring it, Dave.
Let me hear it it what do you got
don't force it
I ruined it
alright we'll do that a little bit later
I'm Mike Dave's here
Joby will be joining us
momentarily
yeah
broke a wheel on his wagon
he's running a little late
he actually just texted me and said he's gonna to be a little bit later than he thought.
Jesus Christ.
I know.
So we're going to start without him.
Do you want to give that fact about 19 now, Dave?
Nope, not yet.
Got to wait for it.
Got to let it simmer.
You're expecting it now, and that just...
Well, now I crave it.
Yeah, well, I want you to want it.
I think that's pretty much what craving means.
All right, so you want to get into some gems before B gets here?
Yes.
You want to start?
Yeah, I'll start this off.
Why not?
All right, got a tape in the mail the other day.
Thanks to Dunkin' Donuts for the free heart-shaped Boston creams, by the way.
Tonight's sponsor of the show.
Those aren't heart-shaped, by the way.
I don't know what those are.
They gave you all the fuck-ups.
They were clovers from St. Patrick's Day last year.
Yeah.
That went bad.
They just squirted some brown on it.
The tube that just says brown.
Just squirted it right on top of there.
All right. Got this tape from a label
called null religion uh by a project lidless eye you heard of lidless eye dave no i haven't heard
of no i haven't i haven't heard of lidless eye either so i'm looking at the uh discogs page
the dude has like 25 tapes out over the past two years.
It's Knox Mitchell who does that label
Green Records and Tapes.
I believe Michigan.
Is that still active?
I'm not 100% sure.
But this is
one of his projects.
He's got like 20 different
monikers.
He's one of those guys? He's one of them guys i've heard his stuff under his name if his name is nox mitchell nox is is
that a real name k-n-o-x uh it's short for noxington his name is noxington cubert mitchell
i've heard that stuff this is the first tape I'm hearing by Littlest Eye.
It's called Hideous Misfortune. I listened to it the other day.
It's really good. A lot of like
weird synthy bloopy loopies.
I like synthy bloopy loopies.
Yeah, it's a weird zone.
The artwork's kind of... Not much to say about the artwork.
You want to check that out?
Some sort of weird...
I don't know. Yeah, it is what it is. I could look at that
for a little while, though. Well, is there
things that you can't look at for like your eye?
There's things that I would choose
not to look at for a while. Okay.
Um,
I think I got a cute eye. This is not included.
Okay.
So you want to go right into this
jam?
Yep. Lidless eye, Hideous Misfortune,
cassette on Null Religion. Oh, my God. I'm going to go. The End Oh, my God. Oh, my God. uh
um I'm sorry. um
um I'm sorry. so The Oh, my God. that was lidless eye with some stuff off the hideous Mitch Fortune
C40 on
Null Religion.
Good shit.
You see what I'm saying about the bloopy loopies?
Yeah.
Some parts sounded like the smoke monster from Lost.
Jackhammer.
Jackhammer, yeah.
I like on the Null Religions website,
it says,
Null Religion Records is a noise
slash drone slash synthesizer
slash general avant-garde label.
Anything fun to listen to.
I like how it starts off,
we release noise,
we release drone,
we release synthesizer music,
general avant-garde you know and basically anything that's fun to listen to it really breaks down awfully quick
there but uh yeah you can um you can still pick that up from the label uh nice nox mitchell's
project if you want to contact nox mitchell you can contact him at KnoxGetSweat at gmail.com.
I like how that wasn't taken. Unless it's
Knox Get Sweat and sweat spelled wrong.
It could be that. That's a good
email address. Good picking that one up,
Knox. Oh, and Knox Mitchell, get in touch
and let us know if that's your real name and if it's short for something.
Maybe it's a family name. Yeah, and if Green Records get in touch and let us know if that's your real name and if it's short for something. Maybe it's a family name.
Yeah, and if green records and tapes is still active.
And your social security number.
We can probably figure that out.
You don't need to tell us.
Yeah, I can hang on this keyboard on this laptop real quick and figure that out.
All right, David.
What do you got?
What you got for me?
A mailbagger.
Got a mailbagger by a project called House Fire on Headway Tapes.
And this was a label out of Asheville, North Carolina.
Let me see what we got here.
Run by a couple dudes, Ross Gentry.
Oh, no, you know what?
This was sent to us by Kevin McSloy.
Oh, shit. Was it? Friend of the program.
Kevin McSloy. Oh, I know shit. Okay.
He sent us a couple of tapes that he picked up.
Okay. I forget what record store
it was. I had the name around here somewhere.
Oh, right on. Yeah, he's down in
North Carolina, right? That makes sense. South Carolina.
Oh, he's in South Carolina. Okay. He's in the Carolinas.
Carolinas.
Down by the Blue Ridge Mountains. It's beautiful there this time of year. Yeah. Oh, he's in South Carolina. Okay. He's in the Carolinas. Carolinas. Down by the Blue Ridge Mountains. It's beautiful there this time of year.
Yeah.
Oh, I like...
Wait, is this imprinted or is this screen printed?
You know what?
I couldn't tell because the A side has ink on it, but it looks like something that could
have been stamped on at home.
Yeah.
But the B side actually...
It's got a texture to it.
Yeah.
But the B side actually looks like it was pro... That's got a texture to it yeah but the b-side actually looks like it was pro that's got a texture to it as well oh does it yeah these are
like these are like uh like transparent red shells with white maybe a stamp on there or something
the one side says house fire and it's kind of like there's some imperfections there like yeah
like it wasn't done at the plant yeah i mean I mean, it honestly doesn't bother me, actually.
No, it doesn't.
No, I think it looks awesome.
I'm just curious.
Because it has like a, like you can feel that it's on there.
I kind of want to scrape it off.
Can I scrape it off?
No, don't scrape it off.
Have you heard, I haven't heard of the, of House Fire either.
No, this is, I think this is the only tape that this person has out.
It's by a lady named Lucy Waldrop.
And I don't know where she's from.
I couldn't really find any information on her.
But this is really cool stuff.
I don't think I've actually heard anything quite like this before.
I like this artwork with this weird drawing of a hand on the front.
Why is the pinky red?
All the fingers.
She had her hand in something.
What are you touching?
Sonic pressure. red all the fingers uh she had her hand in something oh what are you touching sonic pressure i also like this uh headway records uh logo here these three triangles are pretty cool yeah yeah
it looks awesome and uh when i was looking online uh they have a bandcamp site and all of their
releases you can listen to for free on bandcamp you You can stream them all. So if you want to peruse the catalog,
you can do so at your leisure.
So what side are you going to play?
The side with the...
The B-side.
The side with the label name?
Yeah.
This track is called Sonic Pressure.
Okie dokie.
From Headway Tapes or Records, House Fire.
Sonic Pressure. The The I'm sorry. The S-M-A-N-G pressure. S-M-A-N-G pressure. S-M-A-N-G pressure.
S-M-A-N-G pressure.
S-M-A-N-G pressure.
S-M-A-N-G pressure.
S-M-A-N-G pressure.
S-M-A-N-G pressure.
S-M-A- care of some pressure. I'm going to take care of some pressure.
I'm going to take care of some pressure.
I'm going to take care of some pressure.
I'm going to take care of some pressure.
I'm going to take care of some pressure.
I'm going to take care of some pressure.
I'm going to take care of some pressure.
I'm going to take care of some pressure.
I'm going to take care of some pressure.
I'm going to take care of some pressure. I'm going to take care of some pressure. Thank you. Pressure. Pressure. Pressure.
Pressure.
Pressure.
Pressure.
Pressure.
Pressure.
Pressure.
Pressure.
Pressure.
Pressure.
Pressure. Pressure. Continue to press on. Continue to press on. Continue to press on.
Continue to press on.
Continue to press on.
Continue to press on.
Continue to press on.
Continue to press on. Here we go. Continue to maintain pressure. Continue to maintain pressure.
Continue to maintain pressure.
Continue to maintain pressure.
Continue to maintain pressure.
Continue to maintain pressure.
Continue to maintain pressure. Thank you. I'm going to take a break. Thank you. We are now at the end of the Euclid Road.
The Euclid Road is a
long and busy road.
The Euclid Road is a
long and busy road.
The Euclid Road is a Thank you. The...and continually losing pressure. ¶¶ Thank you. The The train is ready to take off. The train is ready to take off. The train is ready to take off.
The train is ready to take off.
The train is ready to take off.
The train is ready to take off.
The train is ready to take off.
The train is ready to take off.
The train is ready to take off.
The train is ready to take off.
The train is ready to take off.
The train is ready to take off.
The train is ready to take off. The train is ready to take off. The The The police train is moving to Superdome Rampage Alley Line. The typing booker is accessible.
Run into Trunk Life. Shoot the guy behind him to Trunk Street.
The train is moving to Superdome Rampage Alley Line.
The train is moving to Trunk Life. Run into Trunk Life.
Shoot the guy behind him to Trunk Street.
The train is moving to Superdome Rampage Alley Line.
The typing booker is accessible. Run into Trunk Life. Shoot the guy behind him to Trunk Street. The Okay, there's a tank in front of me. Running into truck, right? Run to the driver, right?
There's a tank in front of me.
There's a tank in front of me.
There's a tank in front of me.
Running into truck, right?
Run to the driver, right?
There's a tank in front of me.
There's a tank in front of me.
Running into truck, right?
Run to the driver, right?
There's a tank in front of me. There's a tank in front of me. The I'm a Korean, and I'm a Korean. I'm a Korean. OK, go ahead.
Run it in the truck, right?
Run it in the truck, right?
Run it in the truck, right?
Run it in the truck, right?
Run it in the truck, right?
Run it in the truck, right?
OK, go ahead.
Run it in the truck, right?
Run it in the truck, right?
Run it in the truck, right? OK, go ahead. Run it in the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble. Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble.
Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble.
Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble.
Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble.
Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble.
Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble.
Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble.
Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble.
Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble.
Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble.
Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble. Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble. Run away to the drop line, so you run to the ground behind us in trouble. The The traffic is moving! Running into trouble! Running into trouble!
Running into trouble!
This is a trouble!
The traffic is moving!
This is a trouble!
The traffic is moving!
The traffic is moving!
Running into trouble!
Running into trouble!
This is a trouble!
The traffic is moving! This is a trouble! Running into trouble, I shoot, shoot the eye, but ran into a running street. Running into a ramp, missed the trouble, but got to the end of the loop.
Missed the trouble, came on down to the third lane street.
Shoot the car in, missed the trouble, but got to the end of the loop.
Running into trouble, I shoot, shoot the eye, but ran into a running street.
Running into a ramp, missed the trouble, but ran into a running street.
Running into trouble, I shoot, shoot the eye, but've seen a train run into the train. And it's a train that's been running for many years. She's a hiking hiker. Running into the truck.
She's got a man in the truck.
She's got a man in the truck.
This is a hiking hiker.
She's a hiking hiker.
Running into the truck.
She's got a man in the truck.
This is a hiking hiker.
She's got a man in the truck.
Running into the truck. She's got a man in the truck. The The The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine. The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine.
The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine.
The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine.
The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine.
The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine.
The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine.
The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine.
The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine.
The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine.
The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine.
The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine. The time of the ramming machine, the man is in the ramming machine. I was because it was so busy yesterday.
I think they just bullshit them real quick.
Get him out the door.
Housefire.
We're here.
Joe's here.
Hey.
Welcome to episode 19, Joe, on the 19th of the month. Is it the We're here. Joe's here. Hey. Welcome to episode 19, Joe.
On the 19th of the month.
Is it the 19th today? Oh, shit.
Is it 1919? Not yet.
Wait. Well, then what year is it?
It will be one day. One day.
No, actually, it'll never
be 1919. No, it will be.
It will be, right?
Yeah, you can do... No, there's no 19 months wait it took
you that long to figure that out what if you lived on like you tricked me saturn or new jersey
where i mean saturn i'm just saying that oh you're not just listening i don't know
well you know because every planet has 12 months show everybody knows that it does yeah well how's that they every universal time
we're talking universal time here every calendar goes around the sun faster so the date
joe be joining us in the studio tonight someone get on that and find out if there is a planet
that has 19 months if If that's even possible.
19 or more.
Or more, more, more.
Mainly it's 19, so there can be a 19, 19, 19.
You're talking about any planet in the...
In our solar system.
Okay.
What about Pluto?
Pluto's not a planet anymore.
They took it out.
So are we...
I'm saying...
So we don't count it at all?
No, I'm talking about real planets, Mike.
It's a dwarf planet.
It's not a dwarf planet.
No.
Is it a dwarf planet now?
I don't know. I just heard Neil Tyson explaining why Pluto got kicked out, but I can about real planets, Mike. It's a dwarf planet. It's not a dwarf planet. No. Is it a dwarf planet now? I don't know.
I just heard Neil Tyson explaining why Pluto got kicked out, but I can't remember the story
now.
Was that on Joe Rogan?
Yeah.
I don't follow boxing.
What?
All right, Joey, you want to wander in all late and play cassette tape?
Yeah.
You know, in golf, the 19th hole is like what they call the pub.
They go to the pub afterwards. Oh, you go to the pub afterwards. You go to the 19th. That's the 19th hole is like what they call the pub. They go to the pub afterwards.
Oh, you go to the pub afterwards.
You go to the 19th.
That's the 19th hole.
You know, I dabbled in golf a little bit a couple years ago.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, it's really fun.
If you guys ever want to go play, I'm really down.
Dave, you used a golf fact last time for 18.
There's nothing like being on a well-kept piece of property.
Yeah, I go to golffacts.com and rake around a little bit
to see what I can find. You know, early in the
morning, nice manicured
manicure? Is that the right word?
Nice manicured piece of property. Yeah, it's just
nice. Yeah. What tape you got? I got this
ape tape. Don't rush me. I mean, I just got here.
Jesus Christ. I'm going to talk a little bit first.
Man.
Ape tape. Local dudes. All excited
for Joe B to get here and now you don't want him to talk?
Don't want him to talk? That's what makes this podcast.
Nobody listens to the songs, man.
Yeah. It's my back and forth.
We don't even have a tape deck in this room.
So I want to play a song
with the ape tape. I'm not sure
what track because I don't remember
I don't know song names.
I see you got number 100 out of 100
the dirger lp i believe that they put out on tape yeah i have the i have this lp but it's
way warped and it doesn't really play but i know there was a cassette version i'll have to grab
that let me see the artwork they put out a live tape too or a practice tape i like this artwork
this is different than the lp what is that? Intestines? I think that's
intestine.
Intestine.
Right on. Alright, so
just put in the A side and then
we'll figure it out.
Yeah, we will. On the air.
Well, no, not on the air. It's going to take a couple minutes.
Is this... Okay, I thought this was silkscreen
for a second. Because it looked like a silkscreen
inside the thing.
No, yeah, it's not. But Lewis does a lot of the silkscreen for a second because it looked like a silkscreen inside the thing no it's not
but Lewis does a lot of the silkscreen stuff
guitarist
the guitar player
so anyway Ape
a song
tape Thank you. I can't take it I can't take it
I can't take it
I can't take it
I can't take it
I can't take it
I can't take it
I can't take it
I can't take it
I can't take it
I can't take it
I can't take it I can't take it She's a pretty little boy Doesn't have that much to say
She's a pretty little boy guitar solo Let's see the last time that you cry
Don't you love me, girl
When it makes you taste the jelly, girl
Keep on breathing in a boring way
Don't you cry, that's what you say
Keep on breathing in a boring way Doesn't have that much to say She's a pretty little boring Whee She's a pretty little boring
Whee
Doesn't have that much to say
She's a pretty little boring
Whee guitar solo And that was Ape with...
Pretty in a boring way.
Ape!
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Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape! good ape exclamation exclamation point you have to hey i asked um from philadelphia sean connelly
who's in that bin who uh i a sometimes project i do called blown doors with that dude i asked
him one time to do a uh an ape tape that was ape question mark that was all weird improv stuff
and they were like oh yeah definitely let's do it and then you know how life is
you know how life is
that's a really good tape
yeah it is
alright am I up? you're up
back to me
alright Joby I don't think you've seen any of these yet
we got a package
today from a label called Orange Milk
and uh
get your eyes ready
these are some
I've had a few
tapes isn't there a band called like orange milk from the orange planet or something milk from the
planet orange that's what it is all right i have like a developer quilt split on this label and i
think i think they put out a sean mccann lp um like an lp version of a tape on stunt. But these new jams
for 2013 are some
nice ones. They got
what's here? Is that lilac?
What, the color? The artwork's
sick. It's a lot of, here,
take a look at some of these, and Dave has some too.
It's a mixture of
stunned records and
peasant magic and
sonic meditations kind of vibes going on all pro
nice yeah all pro dubbed all like really they use this font on pretty much all of them that's like
this bubble font and it looks like uh this yeah yeah double-sided printing on all the jay cars
pinball mansion yeah that's by dozens that's probably my favorite title out of all the tapes.
But they sent a bunch of tapes. The artwork is great.
It's very, like, 70s font type stuff.
Yeah, I love how that font is on all the tapes.
Hand me the Lafidke tape.
I think, is that what you have right now, Joe?
That's the lilac one.
Yeah, I'm going to play this.
I've never heard
this name before. Some dude,
Safi Vong,
who... Oh, Safi Vong. You know
Safi Vong? From Cambodia.
I guess he's now living in France.
He used to holiday there.
Oh, yeah. You already said that joke earlier.
It gets funnier.
Absinthex is the name
of the cassette. Yeah, yeah this cassette shell that's a
sweet it's like yeah a lilac cassette shell like the eye with the teardrop and on the back that's
the same eye with uh lightning bolt things yeah it's a nice step it up tape labels and also 2013
i showed this to um to dave earlier joe the inside of this j card for this tape is like a like a
rave poster it is like a rave poster.
It is like a rave poster.
There's like lots of purples
and greens and blues going on
with that bubbly font again.
Like a Tetris menu screen almost.
Yeah, I like how
all these tapes say
Orange Milk Records 2013.
I like how they put the year.
That is nice.
They're really taking this year
by storm, aren't they?
Going for it.
Going for it.
Yeah, but I got this queued up to a track.
I think the track is called Vong Wong with Dustin Wong.
So it's Sappy Vong and Dustin Wong.
What's the track name again?
Vong Wong.
And let me tell you, I was listening to this tape earlier,
and the first track's really good,
and then this track starts off pretty good and
then a part comes in that just it gets you moving it gets it gets it gets the body going let's do
it so let's uh play a little bit of this track vong wong from saffy vongs featuring featuring featuring what's the name again Vong Wong
featuring Dustin Wong
from Sappy Vong's project
Lefitky
on orange milk Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Whoa. Whoa.
That was a burner.
Got blasted into deep space there at the end.
Yeah, man.
And he just left us there.
That was some underwater Super Mario Brother music.
Are you looking for the case?
Oh, it's back here.
I don't know.
Oh, hold on.
Yeah. Oh, you're looking for the case? Oh, it's back here. I don't know. Oh, hold on. Yeah.
Oh, you're looking for...
Okay.
The Fitkey Absinthex cassette on Orange Milk.
Now, do you know if he has any other stuff out?
I looked on his Discogs page.
He had like two or three other releases listed there.
Okay.
This...
I'd like to check those out.
Yeah, man.
This just came out, and it's still available from Orange Milk.
So definitely grab that.
Where is that label from?
Pluto.
19 months.
No, what state are they from?
I don't know.
I don't know if they're from this country.
Oh, okay.
We'll look that up, and we'll get that in post.
All right.
First turn.
My turn? Yeah. Is it my turn? Yeah? First turn. My turn?
Yeah. Is it my turn?
Yeah.
My turn.
I would love an apple juice.
I would love an apple juice myself.
Mike Haley, go give me some apple juice.
Okay.
Is that Doctor Doom on the cover?
You know what?
I'm not a comic book guy, so I couldn't tell you.
You don't know who Doctor Doom is?
No, I don't know.
I don't... I'm not a comic book guy, Joe. So I don't know who that is. I didn't read the Fantastic Four, so I couldn't tell you. You don't know who Doctor Doom is? No, I don't know.
I'm not a comic book guy, Joe.
I didn't read the Fantastic Four, but I know all their names.
Yeah, but you're like a nerd.
What?
You're into nerd culture.
There's a project called Duo Dental.
Which means two teeth.
Does it?
No, probably not. Oh, that sounds pretty cool.
Maybe.
I looked up dental.
Did you believe that?
Joe looked pretty convinced.
Joe is two and dental sounds like.
Dental is the feminine form of dental.
It's a female dentistry.
You're right.
Sure.
Let's go with that.
It's like a child's laundry.
Don't really have a word for it. Don't have a name for it. It's like a female dentist. What is that? A polycase with that. It's like a child's laundry. Don't really have it. We're going to have a date for it.
It's like a female dentist.
What is that?
A polycase with like...
Two female dentists.
Yeah, so it's a polycase with two female dentists.
So I'm assuming like all of these tapes by two dentists,
my two dentists,
have like polycases with different comic book pages glued to them.
Yes, exactly.
Or do you think they bought, like, 50 copies of the same comic book and cut out this one
panel, the same panel over and over again?
Read the text on it, because it might go with the...
Huh?
I don't read text that small.
Oh, it's peeling off already.
Yeah, it's...
I'll pick the rest of that off later.
No, don't do that.
Don't worry about it, Dave.
So this is Gabriel Piller, who does Knife in the Toaster from Canada.
Hey.
And another dude.
Oh, it's all Knife in the Toaster.
Okay.
Yeah.
You got it queued up here to something?
What do you got?
What's going on here?
Yeah, it's queued up on the B side.
What's up?
When you handed this to me, I thought these white labels on here
were like it was going to say like
property of the Nantucket Public Library
because it's just white labels
with this like black printing on it that's like
they used like
dot matrix printers is that what those are called
with like the lines on the side
the holes and stuff
it looks like they used one of those
well it is Canada
yeah yeah they're just getting just getting that stuff up there the holes and stuff. It looks like they used one of those. Well, it is Canada.
Yeah, yeah, they're just getting
just getting that stuff up there.
A little behind.
I think this got sent in
and there's only 15 of these guys
so I don't know if there's
any more.
So it was nice to have
Gabriel to send this out.
Such a limited run.
Unless the other dentist sent it.
Could have been the other dentist.
He's making road copies.
This is just falling right off. Well, now you're peeling it. Well, I'm giving it a little Don't do it. Could have been the other dentist. He's making rogue copies. This is just falling right off.
Well, now you're peeling it.
Well, I'm giving it a little...
Don't do it.
Stop.
Just stop.
Play the tape.
Well, look how it's just coming off.
Well, that's what happens when you pull it off.
I'm going to go downstairs and get a drink.
All right.
So here is...
What was it called again?
Duo Dentata?
Yeah, sure.
Duo Dental.
Yeah.
On Knife in the toaster see you joe THE END The End The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The End ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The End THE END I'm sorry. I don't know. ¶¶ Thank you. I'm sorry. um
um um Duo Dental.
Little sacks on the beach.
Sacks on the beach with some squawks and some squibbles.
Yeah, a lot of squibbles going on.
I enjoy stuff like that.
Yeah, it's refreshing to hear some minimal jazz improv, you know?
Yeah.
Just some oscillator tones and some saxophone.
That's all you need.
It's nice.
It's nice.
Do we know if it's definitely, is it a duo for sure?
Yes, it's definitely a duo.
Two dudes.
Gabriel Piller and I think the other guy's name is Craig something.
Oh, Craig. Craig T. Nelson. Craig T. Nelson.
Something. The actor Craig T. Nelson.
Famous actor Craig T. Nelson.
You can look it up online if you're curious.
What if you're not
curious? Can you still look it up online or will Google shut down?
Well, I mean, that sounds like a waste of time.
Okay, yeah. Well.
Touche. Touche. Alright, Joe B. curious can you still look it up online or will google shut down well i mean that sounds like a waste of time okay yeah well touche touche all right joe b what do you got for us what cassette tape do you want to play episode 19
if you're looking for your tapes they're literally right in front of you i brought
some tapes, too.
You know the legal drinking age in Ontario, Canada is 19.
Oh, good segue from a Canadian...
No.
I don't know anything about this.
This is a Chris Dodge tape.
It's like if a pikey was talking about Chris Dodge from Spez.
Yeah.
Chris Dodge and Spez.
I don't know if that's the right accent.
Dedge.
Dedge. Chris Dedge and Spears I don't know if that's the right accent Dedge Space How many triangles do you think are on this?
I actually tweeted that out when we first got this tape
I was listening to this
Less than you would think
There's a lot of fucking triangles on here
I'd say 300 on the cover
It's only 64, you came in that quick
I think there's at least
300 to 400 on the cover.
And then another 100 on the first panel.
There's probably 500 triangles on this.
That's got to be a record.
Is that a record for most triangles in print?
Whoa.
Ever.
This looks good.
I like it.
Yeah.
It's called, what is it called?
A bird is a light thing.
Yes. Is the name of the tape. In fact, it is. Which is it called a bird is a light thing yes his name is which is true they have hollow bones hollow bones i like this all clear uh cassette and it just has stamped in black a bird i wonder if the plan was to stamp a bird is
uh what is it a bird is a what thing a thing. I wanted to stamp a bird as a light thing, and then
after he stamped a bird, he was like, ah, fuck it.
Fuck it. Who cares?
I'm not done with a little light thing. I like the stamp. See, the stamp's the way to go
when you... A clear tape?
You're a stamp man. In general, you don't
write it in Sharpie. You stamp it.
Get some fucking stamps. Get some stamps.
Well, that can get expensive
if you do it with a little stamp. I'm sorry if you want to
make a quality product.
I think the insert says something about this being all percussion,
but when I listened to it, it didn't come across that way.
Yeah, it says percussion.
Yeah, but you be the judge.
You be the judge.
Maybe you don't know what percussion is, Mike.
Some people are like,
after someone was like, oh, so you use all drums?
They're like, what?
Percussion. You use percussion instruments percussion instruments wait percussion's an instrument
I thought it had something to do with
Chris Dedge Thank you. so
oh so
so Thank you. Thank you. so
yeah um
see Thank you. so
so Thank you. so so
so so Thank you. I'm sorry. so Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Chris Dedge
unmistakably
percussion
percussion
I don't know what
I recanted
everything I said
another Canadian
it appears to I think
Recorded 2009
In Calgary, Alberta
Released by House of Alchemy
I believe this is one of the new ones
House of Alchemy number 38
I think this just came out
Double check my work
And find out how many triangles are on here.
What number is it? 38.
Well, this Ben Rain tape is
58, so it might be a little bit older.
20 ago. Oh, did you just break that?
Yeah, I did.
I would say, guess how many
triangles are on here to win something?
I just attempted a contest on
Tabs Out Facebook.
Oh, right, right.
It was like 30 seconds and it was done.
Not as much pageantry as I was hoping for.
Well, there was the Sacred Phrases Inscription Volume 2 comp.
The Sky Thing, their track, Buried in the Attic, was spelled with two R's.
So I said, like, name the typo and win the comp.
And right away, dude who does another Canadian.
How long did you want it to take?
I wanted one other person to guess.
Oh, okay.
But, dude.
So only one person guessed and they're the ones who got it right?
Yeah, right away.
And, like, right away. And like right away.
Dude who does Hobo Cubes
and Hobo Cult Records.
Another Canadian.
Had to be someone I had to pay
international shipping for.
It was such a...
I was like, well, that's over.
That was fun.
So the first contest didn't go so well.
Maybe we won't have any more.
No more contests. Thanks a lot. It wasn't very well designed maybe we won't have anymore no more contests
thanks a lot
wasn't very well
designed
it wasn't
it was designed
thanks for taking
the life out of that
one
alright Chris
that was Chris
Daj
Daj
Daj
Chris Daj
alright
boom
me's turn
it's probably
Daj
we're gonna get
an email
Christophe
oh we got
you know how
oh you weren't here Joe
so if you don't mind
leaving the room
I tell Dave this
we played that
that tape on
we kept saying
disc
D-S-I-C
yeah it's really disc
it's really disc
that's how you say it
the dude actually made a blog post
about it
who does the label
and like
we also mispronounced
his label name
I was like
it's either Rano or Rayno
and he said it's like Rano R no yeah raw no so we couldn't get either one of those
and then i think there was something else we got correct on how to use american words and then
we'll get it right name your band big mac whopper and i won't fuck it up you know and then it's
fine i actually bookmarked a website called, like, Pronounce This.
Bookweiser Sprite.
Yeah, got it.
Bingo.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Howjsay.com I bookmarked.
But that doesn't help when the project is DSIC.
What did you bookmark?
It's howjsay.com.
What is that?
You type in a word, it tells you how to pronounce it. Oh, okay. So now in a few
years we'll master this. I won't even have to speak. I'll just type it all in and have this thing say it.
It'll be in your glasses and you'll just blink it.
That's Stephen Hawking's got it all figured out. He's got it all. Oh, too soon.
Was he always in a wheelchair? No.
There was a time when he didn't exist
when he was normal there was a time
too too soon too soon all right i'm gonna play this tape by there's footage of him giving like
lectures right i've only seen like pictures but like when he was in college he was like normal
like in his class picture like standing normal he was not the form oh my
goodness this is taking one of those blind have any sort of physical ailment let's get back he
wasn't all creepy and curled up yeah he wasn't a creepy crawler you know he was on like uh i think
it was like family guy or the simpsons or something and uh you know it was like the voice you know yeah but it was actually him but they could easily get anyone to do that with the
computer but they actually yeah that's actually pretty awesome that they actually got him to do
it yeah well it'd be in bad taste uh i guess it would be yeah i mean you know make fun of him
like we are and And not even have him
there to represent himself.
I wish I had something queued up to talk
like that right now.
Oh, look who's here!
Alright, I got a tape.
The label Watery Star
sent in two tapes.
And he hasn't decided to update that at all
no
have you heard Siri
no I had this same conversation with my wife
already who deals with
that kind of equipment
and like when you get comfortable with something apparently
you keep it
and there's probably more to it
and it's a very
Jordan isn't changing the one arm up logo.
I mean, he changed his facial hair and it shocked the nation.
And look what happened, his dad got killed.
So who wants to do that?
Just update the voice chip.
Yeah, the voice chip would like...
So all of a sudden you can update the voice chip.
What do you know about this?
You can update the voice chip.
There's a wide selection of vocal chips that you can buy.
All right, this label, Waterstar, sent us some tapes.
Frito-Lay.
Frito-Lay, the chips?
Yeah, they make vocal voice chips.
Take a look at this cover.
What do we got here?
Oh, that looks like a little...
Yeah, this label...
Let's see what they did here.
This label, they have all the covers printed out, all the J cards, and then they take unique
images and paste them on top of each one. Unique New York.
So every one is
different. It's like a snowflake.
And this tape is
by an artist called
Aluna Luna
on a cassette called Mythologies
which
came out recently.
So I was looking at their
they sent another tape. It's around here somewhere.
Which, if anybody else has a copy of this tape,
you should post it
online and share it.
Yeah, share it so we can see what your copy looks like.
I would like to see what the other tapes look like.
I like the
center label for this, too.
It's some oil
painting type deal going on.
Watercolor.
Same with the J card. use my art um you know education background
joe went joe went to art school in the day years a d-cat it's daytime you know
my associate's degree i believe that's a watercolor
uh lynn fister i believe feels good to use that degree for something is the person who does this
label who also looks like they did all the artwork uh this one came out at the end of 2012
so i'll play a little bit off of this aluna luna mythologies and was there something we said uh
that we were going to answer and i was going to check it out during the last tape?
We always say that and we never answer.
We never.
Sometimes it frustrates me when I listen to these.
I'm like, fuck, why didn't we get that?
All right.
Well, here is a Luna Luna. Transcribed by ESO, translated by — Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. A luna luna.
A can of tuna.
A luna luna.
A can of tuna.
Shut the fuck up.
What?
Shut the fuck up.
Who do we got here today?
Hello.
My name is Stephen Hawking.
Oh, Stephen.
How are you?
Shut the fuck up.
What?
That's not very nice.
How did you get up the stairs?
That was me.
What?
I was playing with the internet.
Oh, you turkey.
You turkey.
Who calls someone a turkey?
That was a good tape.
A lot of it sounded like little burrowing animals.
You always have very
outlandish descriptive words for
things.
I meant that in a
good way.
Shut the fuck up.
That was in a good way. I didn't mean outlandish.
I meant outlander.
Highlander.
Both those movies are really good. There can only be one word to describe these tapes. Have you seen Outlander. Highlander. Outlander. You can't go upstairs. Both of those movies are really good.
There can only be one word to describe these tapes.
Have you seen Outlander?
No.
That's pretty good.
Jim Caviezel.
You made that name up.
No, he's the guy who was in Passion of the Christ.
And Frankie Bazizel.
Is that Vin Diesel's brother?
Jim Caviezel.
It's pretty good.
He crashes on.
Or is that his nemesis?
I think he's like an alien, but he's human looking.
Humanoid.
He crashes on a planet.
Is he a shapeshifter?
No, no, no.
He just looks like we do.
And he has some sort of monster in tow.
And then he crashes on Earth.
But it's like, you know, and then he's got to get the monster.
Like a Suburban Commando situation.
But it's like, not prehistoric, but a long time ago.
But sort of like Suburban Commando with no wrestlers.
Shut the fuck up.
Booyah.
All right, Dave.
My turn.
Dave's corner.
We're going to play another mailbag jammer by Project called Amalgamated.
Wait a minute.
Who just played that tape?
You did.
Wait. I did. I did. I a minute. Who just played that tape? You did. Wait.
I did.
I did.
I did.
So isn't it my turn?
No, you just played the Christach tape.
No, we're going around counterclockwise.
See, I only do things clockwise.
No, we...
What are you going to play?
We always go counterclockwise.
Sometimes we go clockwise.
Sometimes we go clockwise.
We rarely go clockwise.
Your mom goes clockwise all the time.
Shut the fuck up.
All right, what do you got, Dave?
This is a project called Amalgamated.
What's that?
Some silver screen print on the cover?
Yeah, it's actually nice.
It's actually nice.
Yeah, it's actually nice.
You'd figure it'd be a piece of shit.
Well, the reason I say that is because um this was sitting this didn't come with a norelco it just came with the j card and the tape what the norelco came separate i don't know if they
took it out for shipping maybe you know some people that sell cds online do that yeah they
like on ebay less weight they They take the... Right, right.
You just get the cover
and the...
Yeah.
I'm just going to come out
before we get too deep
into this.
I may have taken that
Norelco to replace
a broken one
before we get too deep
in the woods here.
All right.
Well...
Let me touch that.
At any rate,
it looks much nicer
when it's actually
inside of a Norelco case.
Well, this does look nice.
Yeah.
Except for the inside, Dave.
Let me see what's on the inside.
Handwritten liner notes.
I kind of like that.
No one likes that.
It's nice handwriting, though.
Everybody agrees.
It's nice handwriting, though.
No, it's not.
Recorded in 2004.
2004?
Yeah, it was not. Recorded in 2004. 2004. In the Bush administration?
Jesus Christ.
It was recorded in 2004, but I think it got reworked and edited and mangled in 2012.
Oh, yeah.
It says Mixed Edit Tricks 2012.
Oh, yeah.
They got a new program for the computer.
Adobe Tricks.
I don't understand why.
Adobe Tricks.
There's a logo on the front.
It's an A with four lines going through it. Yeah. And the same thing on the front it's like an A with like four lines
going through it
the same thing on the labels here
but they hand wrote A and B
in the corner
what I feel like
the root I would have taken
you see what I would have done here
was put two of these things
on the B side
that's good or you could put one right side up
and the other one upside down.
You could.
That's their little
band logo jam.
Yeah, what is that? I like this silkscreen.
Is this a paper bag? I like it.
It's a heavier than a paper bag.
Just a nice brown. A brown craft
stock. Oh, and I like how they silkscreened the
little logo on the spine, too.
Yeah. this is very
nice and you said they're from where illinois you said yeah yeah i think i said that we were
talking about it earlier do you have any um a membership here who who's does this project
uh it's like four or five dudes i don't really know any of them i've never heard of you said
it was chicago uh i don't think it was
chicago okay i was not so surprised scotty pippen but this came out on cave um oprah winfrey barack
obama and uh ben billington um cory bangston bob newell mike richards phil clampy michael richards
oh you know what?
Wait no this is D. Petrie It's not Petrie I was going to say is that Dwayne Petrie?
But it's not
And Gus Kumo
So big lineup
Big lineup
Alright so we're going to play a little bit off of this
Amalgamated
Appears to be
Self titled tape Self released No it's called this Amalgamated appears to be self-titled tape,
self-released.
No, it's called something.
I'm sorry.
Oh, thanks, Dave.
Yeah, it's called...
Go ahead and correct me on that one.
It's Trudge Slash Slap.
Trudge Slap.
Trudge Slap by Amalgamated. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. so
uh Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. so It's Stallone. Stallone, right?
I thought Stallone was in that.
Amalgamated.
Amalgamated.
Sa-da-tay.
Boom.
Heavy jams.
Sippy-tay on the runny kind.
That was heavy.
You know that guy hasn't acted since Booty Tang?
Who, Amalgamated?
No, the guy in Booty Tang.
Chris Rock.
No, no, the Booty Tang.
I'm not familiar with this movie.
Bob Costas.
David Cross.
All right, let's get into another tape from Orange Milk.
Orange Milk, like Melted Sherbert.
Food Man.
Let's get in deep into this Food Man tape.
Yeah.
I'm pretty excited for this one.
I'm pretty excited for any project called Food Man.
They used that font again on the shell.
You see that bubbly font?
Oh, yeah, but it's like a maroon on black.
Yeah, it looks awesome, though.
It's like a marquee.
We've been getting a lot of these lately.
An old marquee.
With the black shells with dark imprint that you can only see when you put in the light.
Yeah, it's been a...
God, these shells look fucking nice on these new orange mug tapes.
Oh, I like...
This is awesome.
Look, it has on both sides.
On the A and B side, it has the little stereo logo.
Oh, let me see.
That's on old...
Oh, yeah, it's in stereo.
Okay.
That's awesome.
That's good to know.
Yeah, that's good to know.
This is a project by Shokuhin maturi shokuhin.m at gmail.com if you want to email if you want to email food man food
man i'm really excited about this i'm a food man uh i posted i like uh oh sorry not to cut you off
on the uh well you did back the little tape player or whatever it is, and it says OM.
Orange Milk.
Yeah, that's awesome.
It's pretty good.
We looked up the name of the person who did the artwork, right?
Or it says it on here.
I actually do, but you never got back to me.
Keith Rankin did the artwork for all these new tapes.
Keith Rankin is dope.
It's definitely the best artwork I've seen in a in a bit
for some tapes um what was it oh i looked it up too the question was where was where's orange
milk located oh brooklyn right brooklyn new york that's where all the stuff's happening these days
you can get a sandwich at two in the morning there anytime and it'll be named after an old-timey actor. You want a Harrison Ford?
You want to get that.
You go, boss.
I mean, Andy Griffith on a black grill.
You got those.
Yeah, I posted a picture of all of these tapes on the Facebook earlier today when they first came in.
And Ryan Emmett, a Pittsburgh favorite.
I don't know if he still lives in Pittsburgh.
But he was like, he said
Food Man was really good.
Let's get into Food Man.
The cold listen on Food Man.
I love this artwork. It's like
a triangle
from Tron headed right into
a stereo. It's like a broken triangle, right?
Just slightly.
Just dinged. Yeah, it's dinged a little bit.
I can't stop staring at it. It's really good.
Gently used.
Gently used.
I like these three squiggly lines
here, too. Have you seen that hustle?
The cyan, magenta, and white.
We'll talk about it later. There's a hustle.
New hustle? A hustle on eBay selling
socks? No. What?
A sock hustle? A sock hustle, dude sock hustle sock hustle oh shit well we're gonna
no let's save that for all right all right save that for private time all right i thought that's
what you're referencing because there's you might put that in the description i would i would
well worn or things like that yeah food man Food man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. food man motherfucking food man food man
motherfucking food man
food man
that was crazy
call him to get
yeah
that was a buffet
that was like
three or four tracks
yeah
I'm pissed we didn't get to
the track cooking master
oh we didn't get to that far
save that for another
for another night
yeah that was fucking tight man
food man's good
I enjoyed that
so uh yeah orange milk records another orange milk these are all for another night. Yeah, that was fucking tight, man. Food man's good. I enjoyed that. So, yeah, Orange Milk Records.
Another Orange Milk.
These are all...
They got my attention.
They got my attention.
2013 gems.
Check them out.
All right, just got this tape in the mail today
from James Fella.
Goddamn Band-Aid.
Yeah, I already talked about the Band-Aid.
You know what?
I want to say something.
No, no, we don't. Let me say that real quick what? I want to say something. No.
I don't think I would mind.
No, we don't.
Let me say that real quick.
Dave finally wants to talk.
Come on.
He's coming out of his shell.
A little flower's blossoming.
Never mind.
From back here, I thought maybe, you know, see how it's like the band wraps around longer
on the back.
I thought maybe just a little guy on this side and then a little guy on the back would
be okay.
But when I look at it from here, it doesn't look good.
No, it's never okay.
Throw those Band-Aids away.
Yeah.
You can never make it look good.
No.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
I just peel them off.
This cover's got like a glitter to it.
Whoa, that's nice.
Oh, and it's like pink on the one side and blue on the other side.
Oh, it is glittery.
Yeah.
I like the pink.
Yeah.
Iridescent.
Tempe, Arizona, huh? Yeah, that's where James Allen was from. Oh, it is glittery. Yeah. I like the pink. Yeah. Iridescent.
Tempe, Arizona, huh?
Yeah, that's where James Allen was from. Oh, all right.
Gets hot out there.
A leather shop in Arizona?
It's a dry heat.
Yeah.
This tape just came out very recently on a label called...
I thought I could get it on the fly.
On a label called Holy Page Records.
It's a C11.
It's a short one.
Inexplicable confetti.
Worse than 7 inches.
Yeah, they're so bad.
But I mean...
I do like...
See, that's the thing about this tape.
This artwork, it's got this somewhat glittery stock.
It's like white, silverish kind of thing going on.
And it just says, real small at the bottom, inexplicable confetti.
And then there's like a few sparse dots.
I think, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
There's eight.
Don't shake it.
Eight tiny little dots.
But you know what?
This little band-aid thing on here really takes something away from me.
It does. It does. But I like that little dots. But you know what? This little band-aid thing on here really takes something away from me. It does.
But I like that little
off. Stop using the goddamn band-aid.
I like the
Holy Page. Is that what it's called? Yeah.
I like their little logo there. It's like a little book with an
eyeball in it. Yeah, I like that.
Can I see the actual tape? Yeah.
The actual tape is a purple
tape with like a black... Is it the spray
painted? It might be spray painted.
Spray painted label on it? Yeah. Okay.
That doesn't look bad. That looks nice. No, that looks really nice.
I like the little
just a little bit of white showing
through in the corner there.
I don't know if that's intentional or not,
but that's nice.
I bet you they were all spray painted.
They're probably all different.
Alright, hand that over. So let's play, I'm going to play a track
off the side A called Particles.
Particles.
Particle Man.
Remember that?
No, I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
The podcast is over.
James Fella
off of Inexplicable Confetti on Holy Page. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. so so
so so
so Thank you. so so so
so Thank you. so
so Thank you. James Fella.
Harsh Nugget.
Harsh Nugget.
Filthy Little Turd.
God, I hate that name.
Filthy Turd.
It's terrible.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
There's some...
Off of Holy Page Records that just came out.
If you want to pick it up. C11. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Off of Holy Page Records, that just came out.
If you want to pick it up.
C11.
You can literally call your band anything that hasn't been taken yet.
That's what you pick.
Filthy turd.
Filthy turd.
What is that one?
There's a band called Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat.
That's pretty, that's really bad.
That's really bad, too. Ominous Black Cyclone of Spiritual Foulness.
What's that?
It's some...
I remember there was, like, a band looking for a show in Delaware or something.
And they had, like, a MySpace page.
That was the name of their band.
That's pretty bad, too.
That is really bad.
All right, Dave, what do you got?
Oh, you know what?
We should do some new releases.
Yeah, we should do that.
We should say what just came out.
You just closed your computer, though.
I did.
Well, I'll open it back up.
Dave, you got your computer open. What just came out. You just closed your computer, though. I did. Well, I'll open it back up. Dave, you got your computer open.
What just came out?
Dave's got like six tabs open.
Well, he's got research to do.
Well, there's all the orange milk stuff that just came out.
Yeah.
The two that we played.
They put a weather exposed tape.
A dozens tape. And they sent one other one.
Do you have it over there?
A Henry Dawson tape.
That's what it is.
That's it.
Yeah.
You got it.
Is that Peter Dawson's dad?
Yeah, it is.
Local favorite.
What else just came out?
You can edit out this dead air later, right, Dave?
Nah.
No.
You lost that app?
Yeah.
Did we say I had an accident?
Oh, yeah, they just sent an app.
Listen, seriously, you guys.
I had an accident, people.
It's time to send us some fucking tapes.
You have sent us more updates than any other fucking label and you haven't sent us a
single tape in the mail well come on that's not what we do this for david that's exactly what i
do this for c20 doing it for the wrong reasons poems of the dead king c25 and then 89 psalms c8
that's a short one yeah son of you know who just put out a new batch? You know who just put out three new tapes?
It's Hanson.
Really?
Three new Dilloway tapes.
I guess.
Oh, his own stuff, huh?
Yeah.
Well, it's-
A little pompous.
A C90-
Look what I did.
Called Concealed,
which I believe is like-
Oh, Concealed is-
I think it's the recordings
from No Fun 2007 with some new stuff.
Nice.
And another C90 called After the Showers,
which I think is some raw material from...
Some raw material.
Raw material from the Modern Jester record.
Okay.
And then a C30 called Post Live Kuralunga.
All Dilloway material. That's awesome's awesome yeah it's nice it's nice they're
back they're back baby nna just dropped a batch oh yeah which okay i need tapes i i don't know
if there's any lps i think it was just tapes i need to address this though because i've given
nna some slack in the past some slack like you've slack i don't know like we were we were fishing
together some shit some shit some
flack flack flack slack is like where you let them do things yeah you've called and i've let
them do it let them off the hook some more fishing lingo yeah yeah slack yeah i gave them some flack
because all of their tapes have the um you know the circles on the cover that's like the half
circle on the front oh that's great yeah but the LPs, I was always upset because the LPs
didn't continue the aesthetic.
And I thought
that was really shitty.
But on further investigation,
or any investigation at all,
I've noticed that the LPs
all have squares
on the covers.
Pull some images up.
Well, why can't you?
You can't do that?
Why can't you?
You can't envision a square?
Because I don't have
a computer in front of me.
A square is four sides
equal sides i want to i don't want pictures of squares i want dave you pull this up while i'm
talking go to nna's website it's like all the lps have like a white border i think i don't own any
of them and then a square in the middle of the image um but i would like if the tapes had the
circles and the lps had rectangles so it could be like the tapes would have the shape had the circles and the LPs had rectangles,
so it could be like the tapes would have the shape of the record and the records would have the shape of the cassette.
But anyway, they just put out a Decimus C-43,
Bellerisk C-36, and a Howard Stelzer C-26.
Holy Page just put out that James Fellow C-11 we just played.
A label called Red Light Sound
just released a tape
Roadside Picnic and John Byrne
Nightlifter cassette
a label called Fool and Nothing
just released a split
between Charlatan
and Clathrus
you found it?
yeah that one has a rectangle
and then it also is breaking the grid
with like...
Joe, no one can hear you.
It breaks the field.
The blanche, blanche, blanche.
Well, either way.
Is charlatan Brad Rose?
Either way.
Either way.
I don't know. I don't know either
I think maybe
I think
maybe
they also
call me maybe
they also put out
an Edward Soul
Hasnan
title
Sparkling Wide Pressure
Days Arc No. 2
4-Way C60
you think I can get
Call Me Maybe on tape?
no
no
I think they stopped
putting out tapes altogether
they're done
we've been getting some sweet feedback
on our website too
a lot of people have been enjoying the website
what the new website
tabsout.com
tabsout.com
spanking new
oh and also that Grant Evans tape on House of Sun
that we played a few episodes ago
is out now.
C40.
Nice.
Yeah.
Oh, and just a reminder, if you go to TabsOut.com.
TabsOut.com?
TabsOut.com.
And you go to the new cassettes section, there's a button to submit new releases.
So if you would like us to talk about your new releases.
And yeah, just, Joe, I don't know if you've heard some of the comments that people have been leaving.
I haven't.
Yeah, we got the feedback.
Yeah, good feedback.
Is it positive?
Here's one from the only one I want.
Here's one from Michael Kors, Montreux Femme.
Michael Kors, like the fashion designer.
Maybe.
I don't know.
But he said nobody could see one to mug you out of your basement.
It's so.
You can be a Daily Motion star.
Condos also said, what host are you use of?
Can I am getting your associate link for your host?
I desire my website loaded up fast as yours.
So thanks to Condos for sending that over.
And 4X is a little bit of a grumpy fan.
He's left a couple comments.
Always the same thing.
Fuck you all 4X bustards.
And then our good buddy Longchamps says,
Ha! Nope.
These would be my so next over earphone.
But just for $150, not any $350.
They may be selling just for new.
This is my favorite, though.
This is flattering.
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Thanks.
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for everybody
who's been enjoying the website.
These are like Craigslist ad responses.
These are real people who enjoy noise tapes.
I enjoy this internet posting.
Yeah. So you're welcome.
Coding is really as pictured.
Without worrying about poofy entire check
out the hair. Not that eye oriented.
Touch distressing oh man
on initial launching
I thought it was a trash handbag
initial launching
holy fuck
oh man
alright alright alright alright alright holy fuck oh man uh all right all right no more no more all right dave i thought i made it clear
when i said last one they're all really good oh that would don't initial launch for initial
launching of your website all right i think it's your turn right I think so
dance corner
what to pick
what to pick
how about
do it
this transplant mountains
and chapel split
another house of alchemy jam
more recent guy.
This is number 63.
This is the only tape I've ever heard.
Is this the only tape you've ever heard?
We've been playing tape.
Finish my fucking sentence, Mike Haley.
Jesus Christ.
Semantics.
I want to play the Transplant Mountainside.
I've never heard these guys before. I don't know if they
actually have anything else out.
Cool story, dude.
Four piece.
I'm refreshed to see someone
with so much knowledge talk about tape.
Who wants to go?
Touch your elbow.
All right.
Yeah, four piece.
A four piece, huh?
Four piece. How are they on uh initial lunch
i like the artwork for this tape though this looks a lot like 2am tapes
yeah because it's got like the white spine and then the you know i like the print yeah i like
this artwork that's really looks really nice and it's got this other... I'm not going to describe it to anyone.
It's like a face collage.
I like it.
Yeah, it's a nice little collage.
It's a face.
There's eyeballs in the mouth.
It might be throwing up too, Mike.
Yeah.
You might want to inspect that a little bit close.
Oh, I like that.
Mama like.
I really like that.
All right.
Well, here's something off of uh the transplant mountain side of
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We can talk about that.
Transit.
Went to Trenton.
It was only $15 each way.
That's a good deal.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Good jams.
Pretty good.
The Transplant Mountains off the...
A lot of sacks. Yeah yeah a lot of sacks tonight in
general i brought this other tape oh you did oh before we get too far away from i don't know if
i didn't know we were playing a lot of improv stuff tonight so before we get to off of this
one i wanted to say uh this is a split c45 and house of alchemy. Hey, bro. Bro, come at me. You got it as a C20.
Yeah, come at me, bro.
You got it as a C20 on your website.
He's ranking on it.
All right.
And it may be on initial launching.
That's fine.
You just dissed that shit.
Change that shit to a C45.
When I look at your website next.
On your official website?
It better say C45 when I refresh this.
Hold on.
Let me try it right now on C4.
Refresh. Oh, peas and carrots. It's still C45 when I refresh this. Hold on, let me try it right now and see if it works. Refresh.
Oh, peas and carrots.
It's still C20. Yeah, come on, man.
Son of a bitch. Update that.
Alright, good tape. Yeah.
B, what were you talking about? Well, I was gonna play...
I wanna play
this
Hexbreaker Quartet tape.
On Decoro.
Decoro.
Some more horns.
Yeah, more horns.
I just want to keep with that.
You know, I was going to play this.
Horny night.
This owl sounds tape,
but we'll do that for next time.
If you show up.
Well, or if you just do it early without me.
You know?
While I'm at work.
Oh my God.
That was Mike's idea.
Mike's weird fingers.
Here's another tape that I think is stamped.
What do you think about that?
Let me see that.
It looks like it's the Docoro logo stamped on there.
Yeah, it's stamped.
Is this an Italian label?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's the guy that
No Dolby.
Yeah, that's right.
Hexbreaker
Quartet being
Josh Milrod, Mr. Matthews
and Jesse DeRosa
of the Rose.
Which I still don't
understand what Josh and
Jesse do for a living.
They've tried to explain it to us like
jesse is no jess is a hacker josh is a meme that's right yeah yeah so like if like a cat
pops up and is like you know when an ipod click me that's jesse but when people start taking that
cat and put them in like you know photoshopping him into Vivo Vinyl, like the Pete.
They put him in the cat, paste it into a fight that gets famous at a McDonald's.
Then it's Josh. A fight that gets famous at a McDonald's?
Name one fight at McDonald's that got famous. The Great Sacramento McDonald's
fight of 89. Before the internet.
No, there's... That's back in the VHS trade.
No, there's fights all the time
at fast food restaurants.
You don't...
You tell me you don't...
I know that there's fights
You don't go on YouTube
and search fast food fight?
You mean...
No.
Let me tell you right now.
It's a favor from me to you.
Do it.
I'm sure.
Because they're always good.
People jump in the counter.
Me and Dave are at work.
You're right. Whatever. Another'm sure. Because they're always good. People jump in the counter. Me and Dave are at work. You're right.
Whatever.
Another work joke.
Another little jab at Mike.
That's pretty good.
What do we got here?
That's pretty good.
Anyway, Hexbreaker for Tech.
Method for Astral
Amelioration.
Amelioration?
So let's
play a little bit of that.
This came out last year.
I'm not sure if it's still available from
These guys are okay.
These guys are alright.
What is this? Photo paper?
Yeah, I don't know. It's a glossy
stock. Yeah, that's nice.
I like the way it feels. You like that? Yeah. Can, that's nice. I like it. I like how the way it feels.
You like that? Yeah.
Can I see the inside?
Take a look at that.
It's like a
wallpaper. I like it.
Alright, well, I'm glad it's got
your stamp of approval, Dave.
Alright, let's play
something off of the
Hexbreaker Quartet
tape on
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Yeah, man.
Good stuff.
Yes.
I guess that's what happens
when you're like
a musician.
Yeah.
You know,
playing an instrument.
I don't know what that's like.
No. Me neither. Got a piano. I saw a picture of it. Yeah. You know, playing an instrument. You didn't tell me. I don't know what that's like. No.
Me neither.
Got a piano.
Did I tell you I got a piano?
I saw a picture of it.
Yeah.
I filled with it.
Like a grand piano?
Like a grand piano?
Yeah,
Dave has a grand piano.
I have a grand piano
in my ranch.
He put it in his
built-in pool.
No,
what do they call that
when I have?
What's the
difference between a grand piano and the one that you have?
Oh, the grand's like the one that's like...
The grand is what, like...
You can use it as a table.
Yeah, like a serious music...
You know, when you go and see someone play piano.
Well, they have the ones that go up against the walls.
That's what I have.
Okay.
That's not a grand.
Okay, that's not a grand.
I don't know what that's called, though.
Yeah, I think the Beatles
used that in a couple of recordings,
that style piano.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm not saying it's not good.
A peony.
A peony.
Like a cowboy would use.
Like it's got like a...
Yeah, well, not a player.
A player peony.
Like in...
Liberace's peony.
All right.
The Three Amigos.
My little buttercup.
Come on.
Smile, smile.
The sweetest smile.
All right, I got a tape here.
Smells fine.
I thought it would stink at this point, but no.
My microphone foam smells fine.
Second yellow tape in a row we're going to play here.
It's called Glitter.
What's that?
Yellow doesn't sell.
Yeah. What are that? Yellow doesn't sell. Yeah.
What are you talking about?
This is a tape on K-Sara.
Yellow art doesn't sell.
That's a fact.
Is that like a thing?
Yeah, it's a thing.
Why is that?
Yellow paintings don't sell.
And is there a study behind this?
This is why?
No, I don't think there's been studies.
No?
Just statistically. It seems like one asshole is just like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to say, I don't think there's been studies. No? Just statistically.
It seems like one asshole is just like,
you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to say yellow art doesn't sell.
Who's checking?
Who's checking these things?
Is that?
No, is that?
Are you just making that up?
No, no, I'm not.
I've heard that before.
Yeah, yellow paintings don't sell.
I'd buy a yellow painting.
Would you?
Yeah, I got it.
When you had a green, brown, and red painting.
I'm getting the word that you wouldn't buy this.
Yeah, I'd buy the red one.
No.
I mean, if I'm thinking about my walls,
you know, I got a blue hallway,
yellow painting on a blue wall.
That red one's going to look good, too.
The red would look good.
The red would look good.
All right, I got a tape here on Quezada
that just came out, I think like a week or two ago, by someone called Jungle Heart.
The tape is called Burn Dem.
D-E-M.
D-E-M.
B-U-R-N.
Like Burn Notice, the television series on USA Network.
And Dem.
D-E-M.
Jamaican slang for them.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm not making that up.
You, I've just, you're a fact machine tonight.
Speaking of facts, did you know that 19 is the minimum age to marry in Nebraska?
What?
What?
Really?
Another factoid for the number 19.
Getting in on your territory, Dave.
You feel intimidated?
Yeah.
A little bit.
A little bit.
My arm is burning up with Dave's laptop.
You know that 19 is the final year a person is a teenager?
That's true.
Yeah, we knew that.
Everyone knew that.
Alright.
I don't know anything about this project or anything.
Is this a cold listen?
Yeah, it's just a cold listen.
I was just perusing
a little bit on the
Facebook. I saw that
Corey E. Card, the guy
who runs K-Straw. And look at his profile picture
on Facebook, Joe.
It's great. It's like him looking...
He's looking up and smiling.
It's a really nice photo.
Have you seen it, Dave? No. I'll turn it around here.
For those who also haven't seen it,
friend request Corey E. Card
and get a good look at it.
Looks nice.
It's like he just graduated.
He just posted something on Facebook
about, I guess, a review for this tape.
So then I saw that and was like,
well, let's play it.
Well, let's play it then.
Well, how come somebody else is talking about it?
Let's see what everyone's talking about.
Let's see what has the internet abuzz.
Alright, so here is some
Jamolas
off of the Jungle Heart Burned M
cassette on
K-Sara. You guys still got piles
you want to... You guys still got
some tapes you want to go through? Whatever
will be, will be.
Do you have anything else? I got a few things I want to play.
A few?
We'll talk about this while we play Jungle Heart.
Okay.
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little chunk of that on K-Sara
nice
nice little droner
that one just came out
nice warm bubbly feelings
that's bubble bath
you can still grab that
alright you wanna take her home
I'll take her home
I'll take her home with this chain fight tape
whoa
about to get violent chain fight tape. Okay. Whoa. What? About to get violent.
About to get violent in here.
Chain fight.
This tape came out.
It's on Nurse Etiquette in 2009.
Chain fight is the duo of Gray Holger and Christopher Reinshagen.
At the time, they were both living in Michigan.
I think Gray now it was in California.
Yeah.
Um,
I forget.
I'm trying to think of what label Chris does now.
Cause he stopped doing nurse etiquette.
Stopped doing nurse etiquette.
And he started doing another label.
I can't remember what it is.
It doesn't matter.
We'll,
we'll get to another time.
Daniel Doug,
well,
what did he say his last name?
I don't know.
It was Dan D. Dan D. What's he had to last name? I don't know. It was Dandy.
What's he have to do with it?
Didn't he put that up? No.
Christopher Reichenhagen.
But that dude's from like
Who does Nurse Advocate?
Christopher Reichenhagen.
Oh, okay. And Dandy does
Excitebike. Or did.
Oh, okay. Alright. I got it mixed up.
They used to live together, so
same deal. Same thing.
Yeah, it all blends together.
But, uh, this tape
is called New Swastika.
Edgy.
It ain't your grandma's Swastika.
These are New Swastikas.
Your grandma's one's even better.
Well, the New Swastikas
are Bluetooth enabled.
They have a USB port. And their penises on all the sides why would there be penises on all the sides because they're new yeah they're new see i'm thinking rightfully new
okay i don't see where how new technology and penises come together well you obviously haven't
been paying attention i don't have yeah i don't have an iphone i don't so
whatever i have a i have a team you have a t-mobile like the behold phone it's the behold
the behold it was very popular for its time pop size my home page it has a t-zones i don't have
the internet it's just t-zones it's like a bobo version of the internet it's like you can go to
like espn's t-Zone page.
That's the other thing.
I only get eight sites I can choose from.
I don't have the data plan.
You get the NFL search engine.
I had that on my page in 1998.
You search for things.
Your page in 1998 used to send you sports scores and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Like seven-eighths to the screen is pop-ups that you can't close. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like seven-eighths. Sports scores, all kinds of stuff. Seven-eighths to the screen
is pop-ups that you can't close.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a good phone.
It's pink,
and the guys at my old job
used to make fun of me for that.
Even though I had it.
Old job.
All right.
Time for you.
All right, well,
let's go out with this
Chain Fight,
new Swastika C-22.
Play a little bit off of that.
Nurse etiquette from 2009.
Here it is.
Good night.
Is there anything we need to say before we leave?
I don't think so.
See ya. Bye.
Nice knowing ya.
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