Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #190 | 7.5.23

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

Hole Dweller, Delaware Dan, Night Sky Body, Clang Quartet, The OT X-TET, Decade in Exile, Clan of the Cave Bear, and Anteater

The gift it's going to giving huh what's next something gonna come burn our house down tabs out tape is the gift it's gonna keep giving huh what's next something gonna come burn our house down cassette podcast episode number 190. Yeah. And we are cooking. We are cooking. I don't want you getting taken down by a mixed cloud. And we are cooking.

I love that song. Yeah, we're clipping. It don't matter. Clip me. We check lines and everything, but we get on this. We're so excited. I know. I just get so excited.

We do all the, Jamie does, we get here, we do an hour of prep. Well, prep, is that the word? And we get it just sounding just right. Coaching. Coaching. I tell Joe what to say. Yeah. And then... I never do it, though.

What did the cops say, Jamie? What, is it a groomer? Don't say that. What? Who said that? We get here an hour early, we get everything just right and it still sounds like shit why does it sound like shit it's really good it's clipping a lot yeah oh my goodness all right we're good everybody's getting turned down

who me okay that sounds pretty good it still sounds like shit episode 190 190 it sounds real tinny my cans no i was just i was just using jargon whatever um oh the summer is upon us we got all these tapes we're knee deep in it joey you've been bringing this whole dweller box set for like a year now i think yeah what is it cursed or you're afraid to play it yeah i was afraid to play it. So, do you just want to... Should we just rip off this band-aid with this goddamn thing? Well, yeah. Do you want to go right into it? Listen, I'm...

To be quite... To be frank with you. Oh. I should have said this. I should have said this off the show. Yeah. I'm tired of you bringing this fucking thing over. Yeah, me too. I'm just tired of fucking seeing it every fucking week. Alright. Or month, actually. Alright. We don't even do this thing that often but every time it's over and over the i brought it and it's so big it is but it takes a lot of room on the table here's jimmy every month he's like

i got the whole dwell about five fucking tapes in this thing it is how much how many holes like where you dwell in what it's the whole jam wine saga the hole the hole the hole of it not enough like w yeah who put this out which one of these who me dungeon deep dungeon deep dungeon deep records you i'm gonna play all right i'll play play you which one do you want me to play so here we go we got you want to play? All right, I'll play. Play. Which one do you want me to play? So here we go. What do you want to do? You want to do, we'll do three blocks of tapes.

You want to do one each block? Yeah. Oh, then we'll leave two out. What are the names of each one? So we got four books and then the appendix. So book one is Flies the Coop. I had my appendix removed. Book two is Return to Roost.

Book three is Flies the Coop 2. Book four is Another Chance at Peace. And then the appendix is some Unfinished Tales. Jamwine's Unfinished Tales. I say we don't do the one about peace because if you want peace, prepare for wars. So no peace.

My enemy is my friend. And I'm getting that tattooed all the way down my arm. I'll do Fly as the Coop 1 to start off. Let's do Fly as the Coop 1, because if we do Fly as the Coop 2... Then I'll do Fly as the Coop 2. Yeah, we can't do Fly as the Coop 2 without doing 1. And then I'll do the appendices. Okay.

All right. In that order? Yeah, this box is nice. I've never actually taken the tapes out. That's the sound that happens when you take the tapes out. There's a map on the inside, it looks like. Oh my god, it got scarier. Are you good at cartography, Jamie?

You're good at cartography, right? When I went on tour, they used to call me Ponce de Leon. Really? Yeah. Why? Because you were good at... Because I was always the one working the GPS in the van. Yeah, but did he find the Fountain of Youth?

Didn't he die? I don't know. I don't think he was as good of an explorer as most of them okay yeah he wasn't that good yeah it was jamie not that great what do we have to do this map now oh that's hilarious we have to do this map is that like part of it what no i was just saying there's a cool little map on the inside but we have to do it like is it a goonies thing now like oh it's a go Mikey, we gotta find the rich stuff. All right, so I'll play Hold Dweller, the first one. This is nice as shit. It's got a little Hobbit kind of guy on the cover.

Oh, yeah, sorry. This box is nice as shit. It is nice. He's in the industry, right? Who? Dungeon Deep. Is that the dude who recognized I had a Pantone hat on? I think so, yeah.

We talked a bit. I think he does silk screening now. Oh, silk screening now. Okay. Yeah. So, yeah, if you need to get, like, anything silk screened, I think, like, T-shirts and stuff like that, you get in touch with Dungeon Deep. I like the color of this tape.

What color is that, Jamie? Why are you asking him when you're the art man? I'd say it's, like, a charcoal gray. Charcoal gray? It's got a little brown or something in it, though. See? I didn't notice that. I knew you just wanted the dark bottom.

It's, like, a warm gray. You're setting me up. It's not a cool gray. something in it though see i didn't notice that right it's like a warm gray it's not a cool it's not a cool son of a bitch you set me up no i'm not setting up i've never seen that kind of gray before it's pretty nice have you seen that kind of gray before you've seen that you've seen it all please you've seen everything all my friend i know you're in the industry said who whole dweller i don't know who whole door is a scary probably somebody who's like not that scary in real life. I don't think they're scary. Oh, they're not? All these Dungeons & Skies are very nice.

Tim Rowland. Don't say that. This was originally released in August of 2019. Thank you. Okay, so we'll start off episode 190 with what? Flies the Coop. What was it? Chicken Run?

Flies the Coop. Flies the Coop, book one of the Jam Wine saga. Book number one? Flies the Coop. What was it? Chicken Run? Flies the Coop. Flies the Coop, book one of the Jam Wine saga. Book number one, Flies the Coop. Yeah. Are each of these a different color J card? Like a green, a blue? So yeah, we got a green. Yeah.

A blue, a yellow. Blue, a yellow. Same color tapes though. Okay, good. All right, Jamie. Still though, I gotta say, no, no, Dobie. I got the update. Let me get the update here. Oh, I let me get the update let me pull it up the records here please update me on the uh you've been playing dungeon synth now for a few episodes and how many tapes have these labels sent us let's see

none so far none so far you know i can't stop crying it's a slow cooker playing the long game you suck yeah we'll see all right jamie yeah well i i know you don't like it when i say that people don't listen to the end of the episode so i want to i wanted to get this one right out in front in the beginning of the episode yeah i want to front load it yeah but it's got nothing to do with what you just played so it might be a little bit jarring oh i like jarring transitions yeah you know be prepared so put your seat belt on be prepared yeah i don't mind that you it's just not true i just don't want you to say it while we record the podcast okay you can say it any other time that's just a free country yeah i do a freedom speech so you're gonna do something jarring jarring jarring transition transition wake me up

from Tabs Out very own lawyer Delaware Dan Delaware Dan again again very nice I got this

taped last show no problem can you name read off the name of the album Joe it is no problem 9-1-1

clip show or 9-11 9-11 yeah well 9-11 would have a slash from Guns N' Roses 9-11 this is 9-1-1 uh okay well that

changes everything for me oh but no wait that changes there's a slash now oh there's a slash on the yeah so technically that's a dash but i won't get into semantics of hyphen we need a hyphen damn it though it's not consistent okay so 9-11 clip show yeah i don't really know what this is it's kind of seems to be just like a collage of like delaware dan's podcast with some of like the commercials and uh all that good stuff but i queued it up to a part where it starts to get really good okay so what is it really bad for a while yeah and then also um there's no relationship but alex homan um did you see that he was in like a pretty bad car wreck oh i did see that yeah he had like the gofundme and all that thing about it

so i i wanted to front load it in the episode so people knew about that and they could go and donate to the gofundme so we find the person who crashed into him exactly yeah what did he do like run into a train or something wacky i think somebody broadsided him but he was in the middle of his like tour on his honeymoon oh honeymoon tour honeymoon tour three hour tour and he got t-boned by a train. So go to the Alex Homan band camp page and buy some tapes or do the GoFundMe.

Sorry to hear that. Everybody's okay though, right? Yes. And no relation to Delaware Dan. Was it the same crash from the crash symbols they got in the car accident too?

It wasn't the same car accident, was it? Oh, wow. Oh my God. Do you think it was the same car accident? You hear me? You're on here i cannot tell you it's confidential i'm on this tape yeah well i didn't even know that this is mike kelly from

tabs out is that the only thing celebrating 20 years okay i'm sorry jamie that's ao. There's a lot of typos, actually. Is it the only tape? Is it the only tape? No, I think Mike's got a tape. Is that the only tape? An artifact of utmost impotence. A lot of spelling mistakes in this.

Did you say impetus or impotence? Impotence. Okay. And then I get to go? Then you get to go probably twice. No, I planned it out just right this time. So I'm going to do, I know what I'm going to do. impotence impotence okay and then i get to go then you get to go probably twice no i planned it out just right this time so i i'm gonna do i know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna play the uh this tape by night sky body it's like a night like at night or like uh let's talk about those

are just three words put together yeah how do you want to interpret it? Like a knight in shining armor. Like a knight... Like Knight Rider. Which one? Isn't Knight Rider spelled with a K or no? Yeah, because it's Knight Industries. Because it's Knight Industries. Michael Knight? Is it Michael Knight?

Hello, Michael. Yeah, so does Michael Knight, does he... What is that? What does he run? Knight Industries? Or is that just like a coincidence? I don't know. I don't remember the show i don't remember how

the car is kit the car industry is 2000 oh that's the name of the name of the car and michael for some reason it needs a driver it needs a driver you know it's an ai car and the car can take over sometimes and do cool maneuvers and stuff car can shoot out a net car can drip oil from it car can do anything at once but it also is like but it still needs a human operator still need i guess or it just likes to bond it needs to be bonded with a human maybe they made it so good that it needs company or it'll go crazy yeah so they gave it michael knight but does that mean that michael knight is he like the owner? Jamie, look this up.

Well, you can look it up off air. It might be hard to Google, Knight Skybody. Is that somebody's last name, like Skybody? No. Wait, this is a sparkling wide pressure tape. It is by Frank Ball, who either used to do or still does sparkling wide pressure, but now also does this project, Night Sky Body. Okay.

The tape is called Soft Sculptures. It's a new one on Kimberly Dawn Recordings. I know. I like a hard sculpture. I know. I'm like a marble, granite. What do you do with it? What is a soft sculpture?

I don't know. Made of Play-Doh or something? Yeah. It just falls apart. That's stupid. Clay that hasn't been fired yet. It's a micro label out of middle tennessee micro label what does that micro yeah what is that all releases appear to be handmade three-inch cdrs not this one buddy looks like one slip to uh quality control

here yeah oh is that that's a soft sculpture it's on the cover that's a what is that pillow it's some sort of grandma's pillow grandma's pillow okay i'm gonna play this one it's a beautiful beautiful tape i think i believe i'm sorry that i do not know but i believe it's a new project by frank i believe there's a bunch of words here on the band camp you can go and look what what what am i stopping you from looking what do you man this stuff will poison your mind you don't already have your phone on you just go to it all right we're gonna play these three tapes that scary asshole dweller scary then funny then all door scary i think it's uh okay so it's not scary everything about it tells me it's going to be scary.

Really, there's like a Bilbo on the cover. While we listen, let's shrink ourselves down. Jamie, can we shrink ourselves down and go inside this mat? That'd be cool. Let's do that. I wish. Okay. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so delaware is kind of like a you know the d Darmakaya or something.

The Delaware-kaya. I'm just kidding. Hey there, folks. It has come to our attention that... Attention, customers of Delaware Dan Incorporated LLC. It has come to our attention that there is a spank devil in the freeze aisle. Thank you. Does your family suffer from sudden tooth shatter syndrome

when ingesting yoni eggs from a touring band that played your kid's bar mitzvah? No problem. Delaware Dan at 302. 424. 420. 422. 224. 4220-4224-422-0422-2204-422-222-666669.

612. Extension. 420. Call Doug or Dan. Thank you. You see, it's that kind of marketing and advertising that brings the chill to my bones. So, and that's going back. You can hear that. That's on Random Acts of Comedy, Volume 3.

Well, it's called Random Acts of Comedy, but it's also called Comedy, Volume 3. It's part of a multi-part comedy cassette series released by a shady individual known as Alex Homan. We don't know much about Alex Homan, but, you know, other than he puts tapes out. And most of them are actually illegal to listen to. So just bear that in mind when you're hearing these sounds. But there's all kinds of stuff. I mean, you know, moving on. Over the years, there's been a lot of kind of Delrodin-type stuff going down.

On the mini version of a Dante beat covering Brighthead, is this thing their Shangri-La? This ain't no Shangri-La! I need to read you right now. Yes! I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I don't care. Do not. I said a thing with this this is a live Delaware Dan a live presentation I was given at the University of Delaware in Newark Newark at the Newark Bike Project and the University of Delaware

it's right there on Elkton Road Elktonton Road. But he renamed the road to something else, I forget. Oh, well, you know, that is highly debatable. And all right, I just saw something. For dream states are not really real. But then again, look around you when you're driving. Is any of that really real? In of jail, Alcatraz. In of the East Coast.

It's there where Delaware Dan ran out of funding and had to resort to outside sponsorship. That's kind of the beginning of Baby Bunky. And as to whether or not Delaware Dan is even from Delaware, there will be a birth certificate being produced at some point from the fact that there are many clones and imposters emulating Delaware Dan

who are currently being tracked and eliminated by our own litigation team who were all drunk on the denny's near the Dover prostitution sting operation but I don't know what's up with that because I'm very busy. I have a project coming out that I can't talk about. What people kept working with kept saying,

the ground rigors do you. It should be very petty of them. We were talking about our grandmothers. Dude! I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure if I can do this. Oh, Holdweller. Holdweller, that was like me on the Lollapalooza 1995 lineup I was watching her set so closely Holdwell the first in a three part series Jamie give me

a four part series well no not today but are you playing four how many are you playing three you can play as many as you want guys this is your podcast oh this is mine yeah oh me Joe Brandon can't stop you here you're you can do joe brandon yeah you can do whatever you want here put scary sounds in the background when i'm talking about fiddling around with youtube he's playing minesweeper we keep

debating whether a whole dweller is scary and you say it's not scary it's just bilbo baggins or whatever but i still think the shire is not scary I still think that is... The Shire's not scary. I still think it is. You think the Shire is scary. I think any situation that is not, like, if you take me out of my, our current world and put us in any other world, especially one where there's adventure and swords and stuff,

then yeah, it's automatically scary. Alright, alright, alright. Shh, shh, shh. What do you hear? Shh, shh, shh. Jamie. Okay. Um, don't do that hear? Jamie. Don't do that again. Delaware Dan. But a first in a three part series for this episode. That you were going to do.

That was Fly's the Coop. The sequel. I can't wait to find out what happens next. And then Delaware Dan. 9-11 clip show. 9-11 clip show. We haven't figured that out yet. And then Night Sky Body. New Frank Ball project.

Or an old one. On Kimberly Dawn. Joby, do you want to go... Do you want me to go right to the sequel? Alright, this one might be scary. This one definitely is scary. He's getting chased by arrows on the cover.

So, here's where the scary stuff happens. What did I say before? Alright, so Holdweller 2. Flies the Coop 2. This is actually book 3 of the Jam Wine Saga. Who's flying the coop, by the way? I believe the Holdweller is. Okay.

And you don't think... He's trying to creep me out. Yeah, right. Who's shooting the arrows at him? I don't know. I can't read any of this text. It's too small. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Did we find out anything new? We should have found out later. Like,

knowing that you were just going to play these same tapes again i feel like we should have found out one oh wait bit of information his name is jam one okay good yeah it's not bilbo it's jam one oh that's he's the blundering half hero and his party of friends on a perilous mission to get home to the shire far from the comfort of his pond and pub only by chance does jam one make it there and back from the comfort of his pond and pub, only by chance does Jamwine make it there and back again. The fate of absolutely nothing rests in his hands.

Does that make sense? No. And yet, he somehow manages to let it all slip through his fingers. This five cassette special edition includes his entire saga, or the entire saga, of Jamwine the Brave. Including bonus material never before released on tape. What an adventure adventure this is a hobbit themed dungeon synth that will be extra noisy is it is it the

tolkien universe or is it just a different hobbit i believe this might be in the tolkien universe because it says the shire and that's the shire yeah not a shire not a shire says the shire yeah capital i cannot tell you it's confidential hobbit from athens georgia that's a good city usa usa tim roland tim roland classic this is classic tim roland tim roland has best that's good not tim rolling tim roland okay does uh another project here called forklift operator which oh what what is that like i don't know it's um i look like it was video game music because i clicked on that too oh forklift operator i would really like if it was like as as thematic as like whole dweller is with this like you know kind of lord of the rings thing forklift operator i wish it was really into like you know making sure he had the proper like um you know uh everything was up to code

yeah yeah all right well i'm gonna play that all right number two and then when we cut after we play this and you come back and you play the last one when you round out your three tape adventure jamie scary sounds please okay you're dumb as a dog you're you're sick dog we'll have one maybe one bit more of information about this project i read the back i don't know how else i can do all right we already said about the inside we were yeah i don't got much oh you'll do you promise you'll at least try to do your best i'll do my best. You'll do your best. I do my best every time. All right, JV.

Kind of known for it. That is your thing. I just do my best. It's not that good, but it's my best. It's your personal best. Yeah. Your PB. My PB.

I'm going to try to... It's still going to be jarring, but it's not going to be jarring as Alex Homan. I mean, Delaware Dan. Delaware Dan. Ugh. Sorry. Edit that out. So this is... still going to be jarring but it's not going to be as jarring as alex homan i mean delaware dan delaware oh sorry edit that out uh so this is jamie please the clan quartet oh this is but the label is on no rent no rent and it is a noisy noisy tape it's clan quartet but the label is on no rent the late is that what you said yeah peacemaker i'm not gonna let that one say bye buddy who's no rent no rent is out of philly okay this is a strange mono i was gonna say you always confuse them with strange mono wait hold on is it a split release i think it might

be i think it is did it take two labels from philly to put out the Clan Quartet tape? It did. It's heavy. There's a lot of drum on there. Oh, it's on Discogs now. It wasn't last time I checked. Let me see when it got put on there. Let me ask you, Jamie, when was the last time you checked? Oh, one month ago. Oh, man. I haven't checked in a while.

But it is a 2023 release, and it is on No Rent and Strange Mono. Thanks, Joe. So do you not like it when something's already on discogs do you want it not to be on there actually i want it to be on there so that i don't have to like add a whole thing i can just make little tweaks if i need to you sure we're not gonna get canceled for playing this one jimmy oh no i don't think so no okay why are you playing the abortion card i was just gonna yeah okay you're gonna good i was gonna i was hoping you were gonna play that trick i can read the lyrics too or can we understand the lyrics it's christian noise right

yeah christian noise with lots of drums like drums like comically falling all over yeah and like signs like scotty irving is a man who is like um like a grown-ass man who's really into the movie jaws who like paints signs that say, like, Rejoice, or something like that, and he puts them on him, and then he has a drum, and he beats that drum. Yeah. It's full of musical instruments. Yeah.

Yeah, it's a big show he puts on. It's a production. It's like, what's the French circus? Yeah, Cirque du Soleil. Nice. I saw that in Vegas. Me too. It's like a's the French circus? Cirque du Soleil. I saw that in Vegas. Me too. I actually did. Oh, was it fun? It was amazing. Yeah, I had a great time. Did you smoke weed first?

No, I don't do that. The guy next to me was bragging to me. I'll tell you what though, I smelled it on the guy next to me. I smelled it on the guy next to me and I got a little bit of a buzz. A little bit of a hot box. Well, that's basically the Clan Quartet experience. Yeah.

Well, I'm excited. Clan Quartet is like, imagine somebody chasing after a drum on the stage. It's rolling away and they're going after it. Like a cartoon. And then they disappear and then you see them run back and then a big old bass drum is chasing after them. Okay, I see. That's kind of what happens to,

that's like the Klan Quartet experience. But also, like, got a crown of thorns on made out of barbed wire or something. Oh, so it's like Bad Luck 13 mixed with... It's like Christian Bad Luck 13. Yeah, mixed with Bugs Bunny drums. But Klan Quartet's been putting out stuff since 1999. Maybe some of the older stuff was more like that, like you described,

but this is some harsh noise. This is harsh noise? Yeah, it's harsh. Oof. Harsh. Now I'm scared. Yeah. Oh, we're all scared.

No, it's always been harsh noise. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm just talking about the vibe yeah the kid's called the vibe jamie you wouldn't get it you got to smell somebody's weed covered jacket to really get into this kind of mindset no this is a hand to me i want to say it's right here i handed it to you that's so funny that joe b you're constantly confusing strange mono and no rent and they probably thought well why don't we just start putting out tapes together make it easy on joe b which one doesn't like cops i would imagine nobody does

nobody does my uncle's a cop you're the only one who likes cops no i imagine playing quartet likes cops yeah i'm a thin blue line guy dude i imagine let me look through some of these titles just in case I have to veto this um yeah we're good we're good I think it's alright Corinthians 2 Ezekiel 16 yeah it's probably a lot of the really like rare parts of the bible

which are the good ones the deep cuts I'm gonna play i'm gonna end with those two so i'll play this one i knew there was two coming up somewhere yeah you knew it you knew it yeah so what so what a big whoop now this one i don't know what you call the name of this band no thank you is it the hot ex tet yeah but how do you say that i think just kind of kind of like how i did you say the hot ex tet yeah jamie how would you say that you're a music man what is an ex tet yeah what's an ex is that 10 people is that a roman it's a variable and that's like you don't know you gotta um you gotta

solve to um oh you gotta solve the variables yeah i'm not a math guy i'm not that's like you don't know you gotta um you gotta solve to um oh you gotta solve the variables yeah i'm not a math guy i'm not a math guy i don't do code no i'm not doing all this what is x equal three this tape really caught my eye the first thing i had to do and this is a little note to uh what's the label here the label is home assembly music i believe they're out of canada this is a thanks for the air canada the air quality oh yeah by the way thanks for the trees that you're burning for no reason yeah just put water on it how hard is it how hard is it to put a fire out for no reason you're like well i guess all the smoke's going down there we got stuff to do yeah i'll put a fire out right now oh my god home assembly under from the uk oh you got

thank gosh god save the queen so anyway a little here's a little note to you all right give me they send this tape but they are from across the ponds they do things a little different yeah well here's one thing they can stop doing okay they send this tape it comes with a metric system they put their ketchup in the pantry oh they do yeah like not it's not cold no they open it and then they put it back in the pantry oh yeah i like cold ketchup yeah i need a cold condiment yeah all right what do they do with salsa salsa they don't have salsa like they like uh chutney yeah they have spotted dick. Spotted dick. What is that? It's like a bread pudding, I think.

It's a bread pudding. Yeah, okay. And they just leave it out warm in the pantry. I think they do that with their eggs, too. That's disgusting people. The Brits. Here's another problem with them. Their teeth.

All right, number three okay they sent this tape with an this o-card on it right and typically you throw an o-card on something to enhance it to enhance the flavor oh okay it's like an upgrade like i made it's like a fancy jacket yeah it's like putting a fancy jacket like a slip case it's like oh man like my drip goes dum-dum but now i'm gonna put on this now i'm gonna put on this starter jacket yeah it's like the chicago bulls bulls black yeah starter jacket yeah i think i had a raiders one black you know i mean but what these dum- dumbs did is they the the j the o card is dumb as shit it's just this dumb just a picture it's dumb as shit and then the j card itself is super cool it's

super cool let me say the the rest of the tape does not go with the aesthetic i like these little squiggle design what are these it's like this like, mid-century squiggly collage shapes that all, like, have been, like, brought together by magnetism into this, like, block. I like these shapes. These are pleasurable shapes. It's a very pleasurable, the whole thing is... Oh, I like the tape, too. I know.

It has a, like, it vibrates you. Yeah. Yeah. It makes you feel so good. And, like, I spit on the o-card i hate there's shapes all over this thing jamie can you dispose of this for me take this look at the band on the inside i know they use the same style with the shapes artistically to represent the band on the inside it's. And then some schmuck takes a picture of a tunnel

or something. They were like, hey, do you think you can I might I took a picture of a tunnel that Princess Di was killed in. You think you might be able to snap it off? Come on, that's too soon for that. Look at those shapes on the inside, Jamie.

Get the fuck out of here, man. Do you know Princess Di would have been older than King Charles is today? Oh, my God. Really? Isn't that weird to think? Oh, my God. Thanks for telling me. Yeah.

That is weird to think. Take a moment. He cheated on her. Yeah, I heard about that. Sorry, I don't mean to spread gossip. Yeah, why are you spreading? I don't get into the royal gossip. Did you watch The Coronation?

It was a couple weeks ago. Yeah, I missed it. It was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. The last one was better. Oh, lovely. The tape on the inside, everything about it, goes dum-dum.

It goes dum-dum? It does. It's amazing. The art, the art sounds everything is dumb dumb some new like slang that you just picked up because you said drip dumb dumb earlier like i'm supposed to know what that means i think maybe i might does live in the city he does live in the city we're out there in the burbs i'm in the burbs i don't get that stuff i'm right by college so i get the more intellectual slang you know you suck um but yeah i don't know what's with that oak hard home music um i'll write him a letter or home

assembly music we uh just assembling too much just calm down the the rest of the shapes were fine i wonder if they do that with the rest of their tapes i'm not going to look now but this tape what do they call the hot x10 the hot x10 not on disconnex executive produced by mock oh they brought mock into i love it you can go to their band camp to read all about it. If you want that. I know, I know this has got the bridge to total freedom. That's the name.

That's God. I love it. You're going to see a lot of khaki on that J cartoon. It goes so dumb, dumb. All right. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm going to go to the next one. so The We're the ones, oh Lord, destroying the riddles of human rights. Forgive us, oh Lord, for daring to call ourselves pro-life. Only because we oppose abortion.

Forgive us for saying the unborn need our protection as we forget about them after they're born! The Thank you. Anything like Jesus could have done. And the rest of the hatred we show anyone different than us, even our fellow Christians. Forgive us, O Lord, for saying our churches are open to everyone, but not making everyone welcome. so The Don't predict us, live a lifestyle we don't approve of, or do anything we don't like. Forgive us, Jesus, for playing the abortion card, because it's the only thing we have left that resembles you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so um so so um so

so Thank you. We'll be right back. give me fuel give me fire give me that which i desire oh yeah you got it that was fast all right i forgot about thatweller, that was like me on October 8th, 1994 at Toad's Place in New Haven, Connecticut. Hole played a show there. Did you go? For 67 minutes. Oh, that's a long set. With Matter Rose.

Flies the Coop 2. Does that round up the Flies the Coop? Do you think they'll make a three? They might make a 3. I don't know. I think the saga's over. I'd like to see Marvel buy it up, see what they do with the... Oh, see what they do with it? See what they do with the whole Dweller series.

Yeah. With the IP? Yeah. Prepare to be dazzled. I'd love to see what Marvel would do with the dungeon. Marvel Dungeon Synthesis Series. Wow. That's late- stage capitalism for you

oh god don't you hate it god all right joe b you want to um yeah did you ever get any more info yeah did you ever get i did so i am gonna play now whole dweller jam wines

unfinished tales and uh tracks one and two are from the Wolves in the Hen House EP. Tracks three and four are from the First of Yule demo. Track five from the Elven Door single. That's what I got.

Hole Dweller. I mean, Hole Dweller. When I hear Hole Dweller, it makes me think of February 14th, 1995. Because I was a Hole Dweller I mean Holdweller When I hear Holdweller It makes me think of February 14th 1995 Cause I was a Holdweller Watching Hole on MTV Unplugged They did an Unplugged Hole? At the Brooklyn Academy Music Yes for 47 minutes

No that's not long I can do longer than that Unplugged Give me acoustic Let me see this one and this is the blue one what's going on the cover here it's kind of scary there's a he's what's he doing he's confronting someone or being confronted by some sort of troll or something yeah is it like the troll looks angry they're pointing at each other yeah you did it you know you did it and you really so what you can tell a tell a tale you really got me there well one of them definitely did it and i think we're do you find out on here who did it no trust okay oh i love this uh what's going on he's like humping

the christmas tree inside it's yule yeah okay nice okay nice very cool well i'm glad we did this what what else do you think marvel could do with the uh they can do so much they can do anything who was another dungeon synth uh project that would fit well in the marvel's cinematic universe no well obviously he's like this way he's like the goddamn spider-man shooting webs out those weird fingers yeah he's definitely in it jamie you got one you probably do i'm a i'm a i'm not an example for my joke but no your joke's done um so we interviewed the dc guy anyway was that an interview last episode yeah i guess it was an interview we interviewed crash symbols yeah dwight and liz is a conversation and i had um that's true yeah

that's what um way more casual than that without a leo smith says he doesn't call him interviews he calls them conversations anyway um i had mentioned there was this tape from 2014 on crash symbols by a project called decade in exile which is my favorite crash symbols release and mike did not have it so i decided to bring it here today to play oh look at you very nice did we mention that they sent us the... You did a pay-for-play quid pro quo with them, where you asked them for those luxury Elite tapes, which I found to be...

I only knew there was one. I didn't even know there was two on the list. I found to be very scummy of you. It was a very scumbag move to... I put them in a difficult place. You put them in a difficult position, very much so. Because we're in a position of power here it was a very scummy

move to corner to people like that who are less powerful than us and yeah to put them in a corner like that and be like lock him up can you say you have these two tapes can you give them to me so I can flip them on discogs which you probably have already done

don't do that sit on that like gold can you give them to me? So I can flip them on discogs. Yeah, which you probably have already done. Don't do that. No. Sit on that like gold. Yeah, it'll increase. You know... Leave those for your kids. Yeah, that's better. It's like buying gold bars

because inflation doesn't affect it. Yeah, take these luxury... Inflect it. You know what I do with a lot of my old vaporwave tapes? I bury them in the backyard. Yeah, bury them. I have an old, like that...

Ferment. So that's why you don't have a beer in the rug section up there. Yeah. Now it's in the backyard. Yeah, bury them. I have an old, like that ferment. So that's why you don't have a beer on the rug section up there. No, it's in the backyard. Like that Old Dweller box, I have an old weathered map. You know, look at this. There's a oak tree out back, a little bit taller than the

others, and there's a map by it. And it'll lead you to some of my beer on the rug tapes. You can sell those for a pretty penny macintosh plus my ass yeah you better believe it plus a plus a few uh pretty pennies for my old retirement account sitting on the yeah macintosh plus his name my boat so what is this crash cymbals tape you playing it's a project called Decade in Exile however

I'm seeing this on the Discogs page there's a CD version and under the CD version it's not the project isn't called Decade in Exile it's called Duncan Lloyd

so Duncan Lloyd is the person that does this Decade in Exile project oh Jesus Christ it's an expression I don't even understand what's going on

yeah but this is a really good I mean the styles on Discogs say abstract, shoegaze, ambient, indie rock. I'd say that's pretty close. Pretty good. I'm going to be playing the last song on the A side, which is a song that gets stuck in my head sometimes.

Cathedral Doors. Yeah. It's catchy? A little bit. Catchy melody. Catchy melody. What do you think about that, Mike? I can't believe I couldn't see.

What'd you say? I said, what do you think about that? Catchy Melody. Catchy Melody. What do you think about that, Mike? I can't believe I couldn't see. What'd you say? I said, what do you think about that? Catchy Melody. I can't believe. Oh, wow. You went TT in the... In his butt. In his...

I like it. Crash Symbols, in the time that we spoke to them, we had that conversation. Conversation. I feel like they have sent us like eight packages really i don't see any label real you know yeah a lot of that a lot of that doesn't go to you my friend but yeah not the heart some of the hardest workers in the in the game what year did this one come out 2014 2014 may 6th may 6th may the 6th be with you may the 6th. May 6th. May the 6th be with you. May the 6th be with you. I got two from Cleveland here to end.

Are you sure? Fuck. Oh, first of all, Jamie, will you rip this O card? You don't really want me to rip it? I told you to rip it. I don't like ripping. This is part of the packaging. Next to your microphone, I want you to rip it. I don't like ripping. This is part of the packaging. Next to your microphone, I want you to rip it. I'll do it. I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, have Joe do it. I'm too scared. Give it a beat. I want it gone. Thank you. Yeah, get it out of here. I wasn't joking. Oh, he's double ripping it. Yeah, I want it gone. I wasn't joking.

You're not going to be able to flip this now put some respect on this at xt tape it deserves it oh my horse kicked that old card i'll feed to my horse okay i'm gonna end with two tapes two cleveland tapes where did i put them here's one here's the other two cleveland tapes totally different vibes first one clan of the cave bear anybody familiar with clan of the cave bear no it's a duo from cleveland a little bit of uh they got electrical guitars maybe blowing into a saxophone every once in a while. They're going crazy over there.

It's an Ohio-based instrumental duo with prog rock and death metal influences. Oh, Jesus Christ, it's an expression. What else is good? What else are you reading on there about that? They have an album called Big Treble in Little China. Mistake. See what they did?

I saw that, and I did think that was funny this is on mistake by the lake label run by andrew kirschner so very cleveland-esque tape going on here uh who are the people in this project i can see it says on here but the font is so sideways i'm not gonna try do you see it on there on the on your computer screen it's not on discogs it's got a band camp are you serious his mistake by the lake have a band camp i don't know i feel like that would be a label that doesn't have one yeah why but why i know they do you think they have like a uh like a something like a merch buddy something weird like that is that a cd baby yeah like um this was released april 21st 2023 oh 421 plenty of copies left it's still well yeah probably not until we play it not listen we're kind of tastemakers yeah after people

hear about three or four minutes of it on the at the end of this episode oh boy there's there's gonna be only about 48 copies remaining jesse Jesse DeRosa has one of the copies. I can see that there. Jesse. Still haven't said who is the two people who blew the horns and bang on the stuff. Brandon Sedlak and John DelZoppo. Thank you. Who the hell is that?

Took you long enough, Jamie. Classic looking cover, just this abstract weirdo design. Very basic there. Very cool. Looks very nice. And then the other Cleveland thing is Anteater, which is a trio. So they have one more person. And the tape is called Flora and Fauna.

And this is, uh, I don't know anything about these people. It's not a Discogs either. Jesus Christ. Wait, is this on Mistake by the Lake? Not the Anne Eater. I believe this one is self-released. They have a band camp.

They have a band camp. Produced by Leah Hohenfeld Ben Gometro And Kurt Curtis Kurt Curtis Now thank god the last name was funny Because I know I said the first two wrong So I really needed that one at the end Thanks Kurt, I really appreciate that

There's a band camp for a band called Anteater Eater Oh my god That's a good name could you imagine the snout on that thing could you imagine it get out of here so i don't think that ant eater eater has a snout i think it has a huge mouth you think it's just because it eats ant eaters so what do you think it's got joe what do you think it's got i think it has a really small nose big mouth tiny. Tiny little eyes. Well, actually, would...

Logically... Hold on, I have a question. Unlimited salad. If we're playing this out logically, does it have just like an enormous ant mouth? An ant mouth. Because the ants got an ant mouth, right? We can agree on that. We're agreeing on that.

The ant has an ant mouth. And the ant eater... Yes, it does Jamie Jamie now the anteaters got big old snout now yeah we all know what that shape like yeah now the anteater eater the anteater is gonna jump the eater of aunt I'm thinking it's back to aunt I'm thinking it's back to a big old'm thinking it's back to a big old ant. So it's an insect. Yeah, I think it's a big old ant. Okay.

Anything's possible. Anything's possible. God, this experimental music. I listen to it and it just opens up my mind. God bless. God bless this stuff. All right. Yeah, but I believe this ant eater.

Flora and Fauna. A bunch of one word titles. They put a price tag on the back that says $10. I just wanted for the record. Did you pay that? No, I get these for free. I didn't pay that. I don't pay shit for any of these. I just wanted to let...

I don't want you to go and be like, did Mike have a price tag? Did Mike buy that? No, I did not buy this tape. No. He's been buying all these tapes all along and putting them in mailbags. He wants people to think he's cool.

People sending him tapes. I don't know. No, sir. We got you. Busted. No. Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds. All right.

Are we prepared? Yeah. All right. Episode number 190. 190. Bye. We love you. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. episode number 190 we love you We'll be right back. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo We'll be right back. guitar solo guitar solo We'll be right back. I'm sorry. Like a lemon, bittersweet Bought my world to its knees And I could not see through the dust Candid you said By the side of the bed And I could see the palms under your skin At last you could say your passage had come Felt the sun on your rain soaks all

you to fly in the cool morning light spread your wings and we'll come spoke along the lines of our

love owners lives we always have felt stronger alone through the present and the past nothing will last. He said, don't think Jesus comes to me. You took flight in the cool morning light. Spread your wings on the ground it struck me right then was the dawn had come in did you want coming home Coming home It's a strange twist

Past St. Benedict's On the hill to St. Benedict's, on up the hill to St. Paul The keyhole dream had split at the seams I held on to everything from dawn to night To the little dawn The river swaying In a twilight breeze And it sounds like the waves of the sea It has struck me right then As the morning came in, that you was coming home.

Please stay for a day, and maybe one more, Cause I know that next You will be gone Thank you. so so so so guitar solo Thank you. ¶¶ ¶¶ I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a

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I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a oh Thank you. ¶¶ Floating clouds Up on high Above the treetops Passing by Condensation Vaporize passing by condensation vaporize a grating moisture in the sky nature like or fate decides when warm and cold fronts will collide Atmospheric pressure blinds the clouds turn gray and start to cry

Lovely trees gone of the night look so different in the light Aspirations brought to life Sometimes they win, sometimes they die Back on earth, the ground it lies Mostly barren, cracked and dry

Waiting to be revitalized By the tears of heaven's eyes Just below the surface heights A patient sea that binds its time One of a million, not one of a kind They hold on fully, the brain will find Love the chains, more love the night Look so different in the light

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