Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #195 | 2.5.24

Episode Date: February 5, 2024

Ryan Richard & Erol Ulug, Nate Scheible, Slum Lord, Brume, Glitter In The Dark, Matthias Puech, When The Coyote Eats The Rat, Deionarra, MJ Guider, Donjo

I'll blow that saxophone, daddy-o. Very nice. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number... Jamie, you're going to have to help me out with this one. 195. 195. Listen to the clean, clean... Your ears...

Right now, everyone's ears are like, ooh-la- la, mama mia. Because Jamie brought a new mister into the studio. We got Onyx preamps, boys. Ooh, I don't know what that means. And we got new studio monitor speakers. We've lost our Behringer. Which actually, do we test those?

We did, yeah. Remember they were feeding back like crazy. Oh, I thought you were playing a tape. No. I think everything sounds very good now. I thought that was the new, like, flesh maggot tape or something. No, there is a tape playing in the background.

Joby, you still have the... This one? Yeah, we literally just opened up the envelope. This is playing right now? This is playing right now. Huh. I know both tapes are in there. We're playing the band camp.

That's supposed to be a secret. Oh, okay. Well, that's why I didn't say camp. That's supposed to be a secret. Oh, okay. Well, that's why I didn't say anything. That's supposed to be a little special secret. That's why I didn't say anything, and I just went. I know, but the way you went, huh, and then tapped on the tapes. Tap on the tape. Tap on them again, please.

So you can hear it with the new mixer? With the new mixer, there's no denying that you just. Give me a little something. Wow. Yeah, there's no denying that you were like huh well yeah but i think you know what why was this you know i'm a simple man and that confused me you're lying to everyone what are we playing in the background the tape is called mk ultra by richard ryan richard and errol lug don't get me started on mk ultrara. It's volume one. We were doing a little.

My uncle worked for the CIA. Of course, that explains a lot about you, Jamie. I definitely think you're a plant. You're definitely an asset that has infiltrated the group. And he definitely told you not to mention that. Uncle Gary said don't tell anyone that.

Alright, what do I do about this? Turn the soundboards up, dummy. Or if you turn the soundboard... Oh, that's the thing about playing tapes on Bandcamp. I can just turn Mike's soundboard down. No, I don't like that. And then I can go... Who again?

Errol, Oolong? Yeah, it's a new one. Ephem Arl. Whenever Ephem Arl sends us an envelope, it's always got their stamp all the way across it, and I see it, and I go, yup, we're gonna play this. This is a nice presentation. We're gonna gas them up.

We're gonna gas them up. It's a good New York label. Great label. Great label. And this is a double tape that literally, I'm gonna assume, just came out. What do you think this little pocket here is for? You know what? We're learning every day, the more we touch these cassettes, that the packaging's

very widely. What did I discover last time? Something. They should get you on more of these. You should be involved more on conspiracy theories, Joe. Because the shit you find out about cassette tape packaging. Last time was all the different types of, what are these called? The nubs.

The nubs. I've been focusing on that lately when I open a tape. Look, called the nubs the nubs yeah yeah i've been paying i've been focusing on that lately when i open a tape yeah look what kind of how many here's the uh four there's a three there i got a three this one's got no none of them it's a double we're not far away from turning this into a game of chance but jamie i'd like you to open that real quick does it have the place where a nub should have went, or is it smooth? It does have the place. It has the circles. They measure it out.

You sure you don't want them, kid? You sure? My machine can do them. I can do nubs. You old bastard. I don't want the fucking nubs. You know what else I noticed? So I want everyone everyone listening if you have a if you have a cassette tape by you even if you're driving your car just like reaching to the back don't look and reaching to the back like comically like where are my tapes grab a cassette

tape and look at the naruko you two two grab one oh okay okay look on the edge that opens is there a little thumb notch this one has one i got a thumb notch this one has one but it's different than this one i love the thumb notch because how else are you going to get the sucker open thumb notch this one this one's like from 1970s so it doesn't have a notch because back then men were men yeah you could fucking they didn't need a notch you get home from the fucking mill or yeah from. Yeah. From war. Yeah. Every day you would come home from Vietnam. And you'd open your tape up like a man.

You'd open up your sack lunch, your metal lunchbox. You'd take out your tape. It was the hippies that introduced the tab. Oh, man, we need a thumbs up, man. Oh, man, I keep sliding open this tape, man. I'm telling you, man, this stuff will poison your mind. All right, what do you want to get into first? I think this tape is...

Can you even hear it anymore? It's a... I'll turn it up a little bit. Oh, my God. You know what I was thinking? This is our first episode of the year. It's taken a while for us to get together and do this. I was thinking, I woke up this morning, and I was doing my morning routine.

Joe, you know my morning routine, if you want to say a little bit of it. Actually, I don't know your morning routine. You get up. I get up. Oh, you do some exercise? I do 10,000 push-ups. 10,000 push-ups. I've been doing a little working out myself.

And I eat a whole avocado. Yeah, For the fats For the good fats The pit has cyanide you can't do that Well he's been I have a t-shirt There's a picture of an avocado on it And it says skin and pit I don't give a shit

That's a good bumper sticker Well right now it's just a shirt But I did my routine 25,000 jumping jacks I tried to do some jumping jacks the other day No jump rope I tried to do the other day Hard Went through the floor

No I jumped too high Why do I jump so high I have that problem too Whenever I'm playing b-ball I'm always just jumping You're always just dunking You're dunking all the time and they're like jamie i'm open i can shoot i can score a three and you're like sorry sorry i just can't jump too high it's a problem yeah i jump too high you watch these videos people just they're barely jumping they're just like and their wrists are moving like crazy anyway all right so you did 20 000 jumping jacks

do you do pull-ups at all i do 20 000 pull-ups each hand oh single single okay and i was thinking about all these tapes we always we play these tapes and stuff i think we should let's keep one i think we should pick a tape and just keep one as a pet and not play it. And it'd just be our pet this year. Do we feed it? We feed it. We each take it home. It's like a Tamagotchi. And then at the end of the year it dies and we bury it.

Oh, okay. Which one are you choosing? You're good at this because you used to work at a vet. I did used to work at a vet hospital. Do we introduce the episode or ourselves at all? This is Tabs Out Cassette Podcast Episode 195. I'm Mike. I'm Jamie. I'm hospital. Do we introduce the episode or ourselves at all? This is Tabs Out Cassette Podcast episode 195. I'm Mike. I'm Jamie. I'm Joe. There we go. We should

pick one that's just our pet. We don't play it. What is it? That one? Yep. What is this? Power strip. Power strip. I just like the name. On Drongo. Alright. Jamie, take this. You're going to take it home. Get a little cage for it at a pet store and get Power Strip. Power Strip. I just like the name. On Drongo. All right.

So we'll get... Jamie, take this. You're going to take it home. Get a little cage for it at a pet store. Yeah. And get... What do you think? It needs some bedding? Yeah.

Yeah. Or just a newspaper. Okay. Yeah. Fuck it. I could put a little Power Strip in it next to it. Oh, yeah. A little companion.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And we'll see how... Yeah. And we won't play it. And then, yeah. That'll be our pet.

Sorry, Drongo. But Drongo just sent us like 20 tapes, so I think we're good. Yeah, so we can't play them all, but that one will be special. Yeah. And then I got to figure out how I'm going to shoot out this avocado pit. Did you eat it whole? You don't grind it up? Yeah, I don't grind it up. I grind it up into a paste.

All right, who wants to play a tape? Jeremy does. See, I was going to play, I think I'm going to change which tape I'm going to into a paste. All right, who wants to play a tape? Jamie does. See, I was going to play... I think I'm going to change which tape I'm going to play. Okay. I'm going to play this Nate Scheibel tape. Scheibel. Sheebly, Sheebly, Scheibly.

He's a drum guy, right, Jamie? We got a drum cat on our hands? No, he's not drums. I know he is not just one of those synth freaks, but I'm not sure. He's done... I've never heard of him, butaks, but I'm not sure. I've never heard of him, but... Oh, I feel like I saw him play at

Voice of the Valley. I saw a lot of Discogs entries. He had some stuff on Unifactor, on Wagon, on Warm Winters, on SKSK, on everyone else has a record label, so why can't I? Ohio fellas is what we're talking about, right?

Let's say what he plays on this. It says written and played by Nate Sheebly, but then Sarah Hughes, Alto Sax. Is it Sheebly? I don't know. I have no idea. I asked ChatGPT last night and it said Scheibel. It's probably Scheibel. You're trusting AI over

Joe B? No. Scheibel. Scheibel sounds correct. It's a large language model and can kind of put these things together kristin lee's warfield trombone 12 years ago he did a collaboration lp with mark mcguire of emerald's abe mammet french horn so there's on various tracks around the whole thing well on various tracks because i i listened to it last night and actually the track that i'm going to play doesn't have any horns surprisingly but it it's kind of all over the map there's there's some tracks with horns there's one track that i got to that was just mary had a little lamb

like something like a spoken word mary had a little lamb what was the fleece like um as white as snow no shit yeah um in 2007 did a collaboration with mark mcguire a collaboration c30 on wagon it. It's impressive. I'm impressed. Well, look at this label. This is a brand new label. In groups, Mean Crow, Mock Identity, Scarcity of Tanks, Outside Time. Outside Time.

And it's the only release on that label. The only thing. If you go to their band camp, it's this one album. 001. Yep. Oh, shit. They're anticipating a triple digit. What kind of blow in this thing up, huh? Jamie, you's this one album. 001. Yep. Oh, shit. They're anticipating triple digits. Jamie, you're breaking this story. Woodward and Bernstein

over here. And it's only available for pre-order right now. How do you have it? We're in the know here. Oh, my God. Deep Throat in the parking garage.

Oh, let's not give me Star Trek. He's like, you got the kids. He's like wearing the French coat. Jamie's good. Jamie, play me

some noir music. Oh, God. Jamie's an asset. Yeah, he's meeting's like wearing the French coat. Jamie's good. Jamie, play me some noir music. Oh, God. Jamie's like... You're an asset. Yeah, he's meeting the label in the parking garage. Do you have the cassette? Give me the reverb on our new mister. How many channels does our mister have?

It's a 12-channel mixer. Give Joe B. reverb, too, because he's going to be the label. Oh, okay. Hey, uh... What's Jamie's sound like again? Yeah, it's more high-pitched. Hey, y'all. Hi. So, again? Yeah, it's more high-pitched. Hey, yo.

Hi. So, I'm, uh, here for the Arnie Cheemol thing. I'm here. That's kind of current. It's a frog. Jamie Orlando here. All right, turn it off. I don't think he'd use that real name. Actually, Jamie Orlando does sound like a fake name.

I just got the film noir music and you guys are coming out. War Valleys and B'nai Cheebel. I love this artwork. I like the colors. Oh, it's rusty.

It's like a rusty orange. Right? Break that rusty cage. I'm very excited about this. Well, look at the imprinting. So minimal. I love,

like, a little bit of white, a little bit of white imprint on a clear cassette. Will go far. Exactly, yeah. You ain't got to come out swanging with all the colors and stuff. Just this white on clear will go far. All right, I'm excited about this.

And the first release on the label, huh? Yeah. Wow. It's really good. Yeah, I listened to about half of it last night. What'd you do with the other half? Haven't to it yet saving it for a rainy day okay right on all right maybe i'll you know what i'm gonna follow that up with slumlord oh some lord a new one on no rent no rent no rent well no rent's constantly there's

constantly new ones because we're constantly dropping them. Yeah, for real. I have an apology for No Rent, by the way. Jamie, typically you're apologizing. Not anymore. I was supposed to like, No Rent started that magazine Rocker. Is it called Rocker?

Is that what it's called? Fuck, now I'm going to fuck that up too. They started, talk amongst yourselves while I figure this out out i don't know what he's talking about i don't answer questions yeah and i was supposed to do reviews for it i fucked up and i didn't oh yeah go ahead talk amongst yourself what else are you doing this weekend am i free to go this weekend yeah what's it sunday oh Oh jeez Anything else today? Man life is crazy Life is crazy man It's like an hourglass Where the time

It's like you're watching the sand Just go down Just watch it go down Yep I don't really know Slowly dying I think my day is like By the time I get home

I'm gonna be making dinner Making dinner And the sun's going down Yeah and then I go back To the grind Yeah rocker Issue number one Oh good

Aaron Dilloway Was on the cover Of the first one And I was supposed to do Reviews for it and I didn't. I fucked up. I fucked up. Classic Mike. I fucked up. And

then they were like, well maybe you can just I got a new tape coming out on this label. Maybe you can write something about it for Tabs Out. I was like, oh yeah, definitely. And then I fucking did it. I fucked up. Man. So I'm gonna play two on it right now I'm going to come through Come through with two

I'm going to do Slumlord Which is a super group We got a super group on our hands Let's find out who it is It's Wyatt Howland Jamie give me some epic music here Epic music Like the soundtrack to Conan

Yeah like something like real big coming in Oh where is it Here it is Give me that noir music again So Slumlord is Wyatt Howland Who does Skin Graft real big coming in. Oh, where is it? Here it is. Give me that noir music again. So Slumlord is Wyatt Howland, who does Skin Graft, J. Guy Laughlin,

and then there's one more. I'm sorry. I thought it was going to be quicker. So what are you guys doing again this weekend? Sabine's got a game today. Noah Depu. Noah Depu. Depu.

P-U. From Burning Plastic Blues Band. Okay. So Supergroup, harsh shit as you can imagine. It's harsh. Some harsh stuff going on. Rolling Brown Out and City Do Not Cut Grass are the tracks on this. All right.

And then they sent two other tapes. Remember when Jamie messed up the episode the one time? He had a rolling brown out. Big time diarrhea. He couldn't stop. He was on the toilet for so long. And then we got two here. Let's go with B broom no zen machine i believe broom

is a french artist nope artist de la france what number what number broom do you think that is on this might got to be like broom 18 or something it's brume oh okay never mind so you want to take that back jerk number one christian renault is the the composer who does this project took a little break composer there's three brooms on uh discog says the project was on hiatus 2000 to 2008 i guess he went to work for like the george w bush uh administration broom has an alias frog 10 10, on Discogs. Frog 10? Yep. The 10th frog. Well, Broom's been gone for a while. 85?

1985. Okay. Yeah, that's awesome. Well, I don't know too much about this project. Yeah, me neither. But I'm excited to hear both of these. Who's your favorite slumlord?'s every town has it has has their slumlord did you know that uh our our local pano are well one of our local slumlords aj picorny okay oh you always see the name aj

picorny and it's always aj but they've started writing his name out like in articles as his full name, which is Adolph Bacorni. Which really came as a surprise to me. But also, it's very on brand. That's insane. How old is he, though? Is he like 95? No, no.

He's a boomer. From what country? I mean, none of my business. I don't know, man. He can't beer, but... From what country? I mean, none of my business. I don't know, man. He can't be American, right? They named his parents, named him Adolf? I don't know. All right, Joe B.

I'm taking that name back, actually. I'm going to name my firstborn son. No way. The way you've been jumping, you cannot have more kids. All right, you got a tape You want to play Oh you want me to go now You got an odd stack In front of you

I do have some Reading material How many nubs I got a lot How many nubs you want This one's got one One Three

Only one How's the tape Going to stand With only one nub Well I don't know Is it two I just you know Yeah I call that

I would call that a one I'd call that a one right Actually no I'd call it a two You'd call that a two Yeah I just, you know, it's... Yeah, I would call that a one. I'd call that a one, right? Actually, no, I'd call it a two. You'd call that a two? Yeah, because it's two directions from the center. Right, because you wouldn't do... Yeah. Okay, so that's a two.

So I got a two, I got a three. Triangle. No way. Never seen that before. Hold on. No way. You guys are pranking me. Holy crud.

Oh, wow. Now I gotta look at this one. No way. You guys are pranking me. Holy crud. Oh, wow. Now I got to look at this one. Well, Potheads came up with this plastic tablet. Also triangle. Really? Wow. Does it have the little sleeve on the little pocket on the left-hand side? Yeah.

So it's the same. Same type. They used the same template to print it, make the mold or whatever. Very interesting stuff we're doing here. It's very good to listen to as we handle these cassette boxes. Oh, I wasn't ready to go.

I think I will play... You got me thinking about geometry. You just want to sit this one out? I'll sit it out. Hey, Joe B., sit it out, man.

Come on. Yeah. You got me too overstimulated. Jamie, play the tapes. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. so Thank you. so Thank you. The End so so so so so oh so my so so so so so so so so so so I'm sorry. The experimenter talks to his former teacher, the Spanish philosopher Ortega Iglesias, and the voice calls out,

Ortega. Whether the research into the voice phenomenon had any significance and whether it was based on firm foundation, The voice answers, entrojas mufas questiones. A Latin voice then breaks in with a statement that could be interpreted in various ways. It might mean, for instance, that the voice phenomenon research may benefit mankind, even if the process is a painful one. The experimenter addresses his former collaborator,

the Swiss parapsychologist Professor Gerhard Frey. Beset by doubts, the experimenter begs Professor Frey to give his name, and the voice answers, Lying. name and the voice answers, LIE! Then, in Swedish and German, Du sowas willst nicht glauben!

Willst nicht glauben. You are sleeping. You do not want to believe. You do not want to believe. In another recording, the experimenter remarks that people do not believe in life after death. And the voice answers, So sind die. Then the friend gives his name. Wittautus Simane. After this comes a request.

Prasi centa naitana. Naitana. Naitana. Lastly, this voice says, Sie glaubt nicht. Sie glaubt nicht. At the end of a recording session, the experimenter says that he is tired. The voice comes in with, Bonne natt. A request by the experimenter that the voice entities should tell him from where they came

is answered by a voice saying, Vaelicious Lunt. Radio frequency voices. Professor Loris, who was a close friend of the experimenter, promised that he would manifest, if possible, after death. We hear a voice say, Norris, je magt, klar. A female voice, probably margarated by Trout's skill, says, eine-toter.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Aerosmith! Nate Cheable. Or Valley End. What's the name of this label? OT number one. What is it? It's open time. No.

What is it? Outside time. Outside time. You know I can't read this. Washington, D.C. Nice. And then two on no rent. Where were they January 6th? Oh, Lord.

In Nancy Pelosi's office. Our office. From those late 2023 on no rent, still available. And then that broom, first tape since 2011. No Zen machine, now sold out on no rent. The artwork on this one, exactly my shit. Oh, that's your shit? Exactly my shit.

Design-y. Exactly my, so Design-y. Yeah. Exactly my, so design-y. And then issue of Rocker, the magazine Rocker, I believe is sold out from December, but keep an eye on noretrecords.com. Love the fuck market. The Rocker logo. Look at that.

That looks cool. Oh, so cool. Wait, how do they spell it? R-O-C-K-E-R? Oh, that's do they spell it? R-O-C-K-E-R. Oh, that's how they spell it. R-O-C-K-E-R. And it's the Hulk Hogan colors. That's what it is.

And is that, I feel like that font is something. Maybe not. I don't know. Maybe I'm just resonating off the Hogan colors. That might be. Oh yeah, brother. Oh yeah, brother.

This Tuesday, brother. I'm gonna body slam the turnbuckle, brother. Oh yeah, brother. This Tuesday, brother. I'm going to body slam the turnbuckle, brother. And then I'll have old glory. All right, Joby, you got a big old one. Oh, I got a big one too. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I do, guys.

Like guys. Yeah, sure thing, Jamie. Sure thing. Well, here, first rewind this. Maybe side A. Yeah, we'll do, guys. Sure thing, Jamie. Sure thing. First, rewind this. Maybe Side A. We'll do Side A. Rewind that. Rewinding's $0.25. I got the money. It's no big deal.

You got good belts on that thing? I'm playing a tape called this is a role-playing game called Vast Grimm. Ah. This is an adventure for Vast Grimm with soundtrack. The music's by Glitter in the Dark. Glitter in the Dark, brother.

And the adventure is by Brian Collin. Am I free to go? Compatible with Morkborg, in case anyone wants to play this. Okay, yeah. So it's one of those ones where it falls. I don't mean to be dirty, but I hear your mother's compatible with Morkborg In case anyone wants to play this Okay yeah So it has It's one of those ones Where it folds I don't mean to be dirty But I hear your mother

Is compatible with Morkborg If you know what I mean It folds out With a nice little map I'm showing it So look at it Whoa Pretend to look at it

Joe B Don't downplay Now is that 8-bit or 16-bit I think this might be That is more than A nice little map Oh no That is a gorgeous

Piece of Mork Yeah I guess it's Some sort of little spaceship that you're exploring. Let's see what the first room is like. Oh, let's see what is known. Another mass container with alien markings is spewed from the bitter void. Distress signals hail anyone in the near vicinity requesting medical assistance. So that draws you in. And let's see.

A is the entry point. Safety locks will not open from inside without brute force. What do you do? I'm too stuck in the mystery. If I get too, I'm too scared. Jamie, roll strength. Okay. Hold on, hold on.

I can't do this because I get too into it. There you go. What did you roll? I rolled a six of diamonds. Six of diamonds. You passed. All right. You've opened.

With brute force, you open up the break the safety locks from inside the entry point. You're now in the freight elevator. It's battered and scarred. Operates if other containers are stacked above or below. There's a control panel. It doesn't activate. What do you do? Anyway, so that's that.

We're going to play that. I bought two of these at the gaming convention that I was at in December. What was the gaming convention called? PAX Unplugged. PAX Unplugged. Oh, finally. So Dungeon Synth has made it to the mainstream. Yeah, but this is more sci-fi-y. It's like synth-y stuff.

Who's the artist? Glitter in the Dark. Glitter in the Dark is the artist. It's called Vast Grim Twist Visions Container 2. And it's for this game. Let me see the game. You haven't said yet. The game is like a hard...

It didn't come with that though. I own this separately. This just came with this. So if you want to play this adventure, you would need these rules. Joe's flexing right now. Wait, so you buy it all separately? Yeah, we can just play the game and not listen

to a tape soundtrack. Oh, you don't need the tape to play the game. No, this is an adventure. Oh, wow. And this is a very cool book. It's a very cool book. You are flexing with this thing. I haven't played Vastgrim yet.

I've played a little Morkborg, which this is compatible with, as I said earlier. And I love my music. Yeah, let's see. D10 Cosmic Treasures. Roll me a D10, Jamie. Oh, let's see. I can open up a dice roller. What'd you get, Jamie?

45 and a half It's a D10 I'll do it, I'll do it 6 Right in the middle Ooh, a blue steel revolver Actually, 6 is not in the middle between 1 and 10 Should we be playing the tape?

From an ancient time, the bone handle bears the inscription Wyatt E It's an enhanced slug thrower Presence DR10 test To shoot it, it's an enhanced slug thrower presence dr10 test to shoot it into d6 d6 pretty fun here play this tape oh you got it in there you got it in there everyone to side a so that's what i'm playing all right oh we're not going to play the game while the tape is playing no no we'd have to make characters and everything that's fine i'm cool with that well here we can roll um roll a d6 mike just for your name give

me this lap sound chicken because that was funny it always takes me a second to get back to it five okay now roll a d8 two two your name is cyrus okay that's cool yeah cyrus and roll a D12. Okay. This is actually fun. 10. 10. The weather outside is a blinding deluge. Is that the word? Yeah, sure. Deluge.

Deluge. Okay. All right. And then you found a dead body. Roll a D66. A D66? So that's two six-sided dice. Just roll two six-sided dice.

No, I can tape in 66. Okay. 66. 66. There's a dead body and you loot it and you find a pocket-sized electron microscope along with that gun. So you got a gun and

electron microscope and you're heading off into container two. I use the gun to shoot the microscope. Okay. Let's see what happens. No, I'm not sure what happens. All right. That's fine. Yeah, it's fine, right? What kind of dungeon master are you? I know. I'm not prepared, you know? Does Glitter in the Dark do music?

I'm not sure. I haven't looked up Glitter in the Dark. Let's see what their deal is if I go to Discogs. Hmm. I get an album by Truant. I don't use Discogs good. Jamie's the Discogs man. Yeah.

You should be doing this. This is a real B&H birthday story. The hell are you doing, Jamie? Maybe he's not that good. So I also, I believe this was put out by the company that put the book out. Okay. So Creature Curation and Infinite Black are the two publication people. Okay.

And this is relatively new. So go check it out at your local gaming store all right so jamie or later what are you going to play i was introduced by this wonderful tape from maddie mcpherson last episode this is the tape on the tabs out 200 of 2023 that got slot 1b what oh yeah yeah I'm glad you brought this. You were asking if you should. Let me see the zine. Where's the zine? Excuse me.

Oh, yeah. I made zines of the top 200. I don't know where I put them. So, anyway, this tape comes from a label called MAPPA. MAPPA is from Slovakia. Ever heard of it? Yeah, this is a double, beautiful tape, risiographed artwork, and that's a little print term, Mike, if you haven't heard of it. I've heard of it yeah this is a double beautiful tape risio graft artwork and that's a

little print term mike if uh if you haven't heard of i've heard of that i think i have um that's artsy beautiful just don't rub it off with your fingers i can do whatever wait a minute what is this jamie this is a synthetic bird music no what's the tape called synthetic bird music that's the tape and it's a compilation number 200 no it's number 1b oh 1b yes yes open your fucking ears in the top 200 tied with dr amy cutler now earlier in the episode i mentioned how this says one and a half jamie oh one and a half he doesn't know everything he doesn't know everything joe jamie please early in the episode, I was like saying, you can do so much with just a clear tape with the white ink.

Yeah. You don't have to do all the colors and stuff. Yeah. Now I'm looking at this tape. Now you like it. Bird music with the shell colors here, and I'm taking it all back. You have to do colors. i'm not because this is

look at this joe look at this combination of this like lime green with lilac imprinting and then i think you guys are focused on the wrong thing though like pull out that insert the i'm getting there okay james jimmy a little foreplay yeah jimmy ever hear a four play jb walks in buck ass naked all right let's go and i'm like no man you got a little wine and dine jayme let's go see a movie let's go see a movie first have a nice dinner and some wine they're doing grease they're playing grease oh a show too yeah oh my gosh Getting me all worked up So anyway Slide these out

Neon colors That's neon Very neon And there's imprinting On both sides This is Oh this is gorgeous Yeah

And then I paid close to $30 for this Just so you know American American Because it comes from Slovakia I gotta pay shipping

It's a double cassette It's a double cassette It It's a double cassette. It's in the tall and rough. A very limited edition. I think you got a deal. I think you swiped a deal. It's awesome. Wow.

Awesome tape. This is beautiful paper. Oh, the printing is gorgeous. I should rub this off. I should rub this off. For this one, they went with a ribbed,

so you can open it up. Not a notch. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's got, they finally figured out that's better ribbed for her pleasure something jamie knows nothing about nothing about doesn't know anything about her pleasure no this is wonderful and talk a little bit about it, Jamie. Well, there's an artist called Banana on this. No, there's not. He'll do anything these days. Almost every single artist on this tape,

and there's a lot of them because it's double set compilation. Almost every artist I have never heard of before. Is named Banana? I think the theme of this tape was they said, make synthetic bird music. And then all the artists got said, okay, however you interpret synthetic bird music and then all the artists got said uh okay that however you interpret synthetic bird music and so what we got here is kind of like a little little ambient a little field recording ish um sometimes synthy um however people interpreted it but um it's such a good idea a lot of european artists on here they should do another animal next yeah synthetic wildebeest music well how would no no dog dog dog music

hold on is anyone recording this we are there we go we are okay put that out mappa and give jam's $30 back. Yeah, seriously. Between that and the Lexi Mountain tape, I'm way over budget. How much was that? Stop it. Stop it.

I won't discuss financial matters on the show. We'll do that often. The Lexi Mountain tape is hand-painted just for you. Custom. So it's like buying a piece of artwork. He won't shut up about how much he spends on tapes. Just shut up. All right.

No, this is gorgeous. This is so beautiful. And I'm glad. I know we played it a little bit on the last episode. Yeah. In the background. In the background. Let's do some active listening.

But I think it needs, yeah. And I think it needs. It needs to be showcased. It's a beautiful tape. And it's such a good idea. And when you do a good job, we should play the tape. Yeah, so I'm going to play

the first track on the seaside by an artist named Matthias Puch. What is this little... French artist. Musician, programmer, research, and teacher. Born in Paris, France. Arr, the old seaside. I remember.

Give me some waves in the background, Jamie. Some sounds like the sea. Some sounds of the ocean. And I'm going to say, Arr, I'm going to play something seaside. As soon as he gets it, I'm going to say I don't want to do it anymore. Yeah, I know.

It's always an ad on YouTube. I need to sign up for YouTube Plus. All right. Eight hours of seaside music. No, I don't want to do it anymore. It. All right. Here we go. Eight hours of C-Sign. No, I don't want to do it anymore. It's just a bossa nova playlist. That's fine. Arr, and I'll play something. Keep playing that music,

boys. Keep swapping the pool deck. I am relaxed. And I'm going to play something on your C-Sign. I feel like I'm on hold. Keep holding, and the representative will be with you. All right, I'm going to sit this one out. Okay.

You're going to sit it out. I'm going to sit this one out. I'll come in next. Yeah. So only a two-tape block? Yeah. Should Joe do two? You want to do two?

I can do two. Yeah, do two. Sorry, I don't mean to derail things. That's kind of what you do. I have a theme. All my tapes are all kind of similar vibe. This is another tape called Desert Moon of Karth, the official soundtrack.

Music by Kevin Gundlatch, Matty Joy, and When the Coyote Eats the Rat. They called out and win two tickets to King Wizard of the Gizzard Lizard. So I'm going to play the B-side. The fuck did you just say? What was all that stuff you just said? This is the companion soundtrack for this module called Desert Moon of Karth for the sci-fi role-playing game called Mothership.

How's our pet doing over there, by the way? Oh, the power strip tape? Yeah, the power strip tape. Hey, how you doing, little buddy? Oh, your download card's slipping a little bit. You gotta tap it back in there. There you go. I need you to take it to the vet at some point.

So this Desert Moon of Karth adventure for the sci-fi role-playing game Mothership is kind of like a space western-y type vibe. It's a little bit of a point crawl. You can go from these different locations. In outer space, there's no cardinal directions. Everything's up, everything's down. There's no east and west.

There's two schools of thought. Have you ever been there, Jamie? You also... This is the guy who can't figure out how to update our avatar on podcast streaming services. He's like, when you go to space, there's no cardinal directions and I'm like Jamie

update our avatar on fucking iTunes or whatever and he's like I don't know how alright Mike roll a d100 and we'll see what old tech artifact you just found now is this something that this came together right now this also didn't come together really because

that's like just like a D what, by the way? D100. Okay. How do I do that? Would just put in the 100? Or is there a combination of dice I can use? No, just, well, it'd be two D10s. And no 69.

Please. Apply. Ladies and gentlemen, fine young cannibal. 55. 55. Let's see what you found with 55. Ooh, you found an energy drain cube. Oh, yes, I've been needing an energy drain cube.

This disables all electronic equipment within one kilometer range before crumbling into black dust after 10 minutes. So it's only one use. Obviously, the best ones always do. Yeah. So use it wisely. Let me see this book. You just stepped into the monument foyer.

Imposing gold statues of scientists and medical instruments line a cavernous hall. Ornate light fixtures, half dark and non-functional, cast foyer into dim twilight. And then you found this little cube. Oh my God, 1D10 Dawn, armed Dawn Guards. Roll initiative. What do I need to roll? Nothing, nothing. Look at the book.

Oh, okay. This looks, at the book. Oh, this, okay, this looks, now that I'm holding it, when you had it in your hands, I thought the book was like just paper, just like 20. No, it's a nice scene.

Yeah, this is very nice. Yeah, nice cover. Yeah. Nice stock. No, this is like a, like a graphic novel. Yeah. Quality.

Quality, yeah. Yeah. But it's not risiographed. It's not risiographed, Jamie. Shut the fuck up about the risiograph. And it is only like the outside is. I'm sorry, I didn't pay that much money. I think's not risiographed. It's not risiographed, Jamie. Shut the fuck up about the risiograph. And it is only like the outside is- I'm sorry, I didn't pay that much money.

I think I paid $15 for that. Oh, that's worth it. This is gorgeous. Yeah. From America? From America. From American made. A ton of work went into this.

Look at this. And this is beautiful. My fucking daughter can draw this, Jamie. I know, right? Yeah. I tell my kid right now, make synthetic bird music. Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. Put it out. put it out put it out yeah whatever jammy will pay 30 for it yeah and then jay well the moon doesn't have up to be throw that away um no this is fucking awesome it looks like a baby drew the

thing on the cover which i always like i always like when it's like when you find like uh somebody points out like a comic book artist who like can't draw hands. Can't draw hands or feet. That's AI. How many of these do you own? These kind of like adventures with soundtracks? Yeah.

So there's a bunch of these. There's a bunch of these. The whole thing. I'm not talking about like the actual books. I'm talking about ones that come, that have tapes that have soundtracks. Yeah. I have a good, good few. Yeah.

So that's like a thing in this community. It's like a thing in this community in this community you freaks in the ttrpg community that's cool god where do you store all this shit you freak i know i know so i'll play the b side off of that i've already got it rewound can i roll a d69 though i know i know you said I could. There is no D69 die. Is that impossible? Well, I mean, give it a shot. I'm sure the random number generator will do it. It did. 23. Jordan.

All right. Jamie, you play yours first. Bernie's going to be first. Then Jamie, then me. Okay. That's how we introduced it. Yeah, yeah, that's true. All right.

What's the first one? The first one is Vast Grim by Glitter in the Dark. So you're the bread, I'm the meat. Yeah. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for watching! To be continued... Thank you... . . . .

. . . . Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. so so so so The The so so uh I'm not sure if I can get a better view of the city from here. I'm not sure if I can get a better view of the city from here.

I'm not sure if I can get a better view of the city from here. I'm not sure if I can get a better view of the city from here. I'm not sure if I can get a better view of the city from here. one I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, panic at the disco. I assume that you cut the tape in the place that I marked it. Oh, what did we have there? We had Glitter in the... Glitter in the dark. From Twist Visions, container number two.

Typically, the better container will be the second container for Vas Grimm. Sorry for the spoilers. Oh, yeah. Sorry for the spoilers on that one. Matthias. How do you say Matthias' last name? I think it's Matthias Pooch. Oh, I'm sorry. Matthias Pooch. Pooch or something like that. Oh, yeah. Sorry for the spoilers on that one. Matthias. How do you say Matthias? I think it's Matthias Pooch. Oh, I'm sorry.

Matthias Pooch. Pooch or something like that. Pooch. Synthetic bird music compilation. On MAPPA. And then When the Coyote Eats the Rat. From the Desert Moon of Karth official soundtrack. The Desert.

Is it Desert Moon of Karth or Dessert Moon of Karth? Which one is it? Desert. Tuesday Night Games. That's the soundtrack to that. And I was trying to look for some information on When the Coyote Eats the Rat to figure out who it was.

I found a lot of YouTubes of a coyote eating a rat. It's Eric Hines. Yeah, nothing much more audio-wise than mainly the soundtrack. Mainly this, yeah. Yeah, it seems like maybe Joel Hines, who came up with this game, was constantly working on his game,

and his brother was in the next room like, can I put some of my music on the soundtrack? He's like, fine. Fine. Okay, it's called When the Coyote Eats the Rat. Oh my God. You get the B-side. Can I have the whole B-side?

What's his name again, Ethan? Eric. Yes, Eric. Mom! Mom! Tell Eric I'm making my game. Mom, I'm trying to make Twist Visions. Or was it the other one?

No, it's Desert Moon of Cards. Mom, I'm trying to make... And then Eric's like, mom tell joel to let me on dessert moon of carth it's desert just joel let your brother on the dessert moon let him put his coyote on the dessert moon all right and then uh we got our last block here huh god played a lot of good stuff on this episode. Did a real good job.

Real good job. I'm real proud of everybody. Oh, Mike. I know you said that that's on Tuesday Night Games. It's not. Oh, it's not? It's on Fantasy Audio Magazine, like I fucking said, because this is also on that.

I'm sorry. No, I'm wrong. You're wrong? Yeah. No, I'm right. That's the name of the label. Yeah. So Tuesday Night Games made the game. Tuesday Night Games? I don't have any time for the fucking thing.

Tuesday Night Games made the game Mothership. Okay, but fans... Desert Moon of Karth is a sandbox adventure setting for the game Mothership. Put out by Tuesday Night Games. Got it. Okay, well you got a lot of these games. I see you got one more with you. I got one more. Put out by Tuesday Night Games. Got it. Okay, well you got a lot of these games. I see you got one more with you.

I got one more. This one looks like the biggest. This is the big one. So what did you bring? A tall, a Vente, and a Grande? Yep. What happened to small, medium, and large? In my day. What happened to small, medium, and large?

You could even get a child size. Come on. Generation Z. Come on. They don't say small anymore. Yeah. Because they don't want you thinking about that. If you want to scan that QR code, I think it goes to Fantasy Audio Magazine.

It goes to Obama. The CIA. It goes to Fauci. Do you want me to start or you're starting? No, grab that game. Go for it. Okay, so this is a comp that I just got. It's called Candle,

put out by Fantasy Audio Magazine. How many dice did you just roll? A lot. We'll get to rolling, Jamie. Calm down. I didn't even get the tables up yet. Hey, can I just say, if I get too stuck in...

Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. If I become too stuck in this fantasy, if I'm too enriched in the fantasy experience, I need a safe word that I can scream to get out of it and you stop, okay? Yeah. Butterscotch.

Butterscotch. Scream butterscotch. You have to just stop and ground me in reality, okay? All right. So this is Candle, issue number three. Butter scotch! Butter scotch! This is a gaming tape zine.

This is the third installment dedicated to the importance of celebration of... I don't even know what that word is. Camaraderie. I've never seen camaraderie written before. That's because you haven't been reading those links to the Proud Boys sites. So this is a production of Fantasy Audio Magazine. And it came with this very high quality. I wouldn't even call this a zine.

This is like a book, a little mini book. It's definitely a book, yeah. So what this is is content made for this game called Old School Essentials. This is like before we get to that book. There's two books here. So what this is, is content made for this game called Old School Essentials. This is like, before we get to that book, there's two books here. This is like the book that like, you go to the library, you're out of the young reader section, but you're not like into the real section yet. Oh, like choose your own adventure. Yeah, you're right in the middle.

You're right in the middle. Like a Judy Blume. Judy Blume. Yeah, like the train car kids. It's like this kind of book. Yeah. So this scene, let's see. I love that.

I've got to say, I'm real excited. What fucking boxing match is going on? I don't know. It's like an orc and somebody else, and I have my glasses on. Yeah, it's like a He-Man type figure with blue and white striped trunks on. That's the deal. And yeah, a like Shrek, Incredible Hawk type ogre. And then a crowd of cheering on

of different orcs and goblins and gnomes. Everybody. It's like a early Royal Rumble. Yeah. I think it might be a Survivor Series. No, it's probably the Royal Rumble. Yeah, they're the first two in the ring, and in two minutes, it's like,

oh, here's the next one, Mean Gene. It's a dwarf. So this is like a compilation of adventures and material to be played with Old School Essentials, which is a fantasy role-playing game, which is essentially a reskin of basic dungeons and dragons for you jamie i'm sure you were wondering butterscotch and i've only flipped through this a little bit but i think there is some sort of adventure in here or not really adventure but

a setting where some sort of festival like this stuff is happening with a fight and stuff okay um actually roll me a d10 a d10 and this is for festival ground encounters you want it to be nighttime or daytime is well the d10 says four four but do you want it to be night or day there's two different nighttime baby nighttime okay you are escorted by 1d4 guards uh merrymakers approach the tallest pc which i'm assuming is you mike confessing that they pickpocketed i'm sorry did you say tallest or hardest tallest okay yeah yeah you're also the hardest yeah those are the hardest so some merrymakers have approached the tallest pc you um oh they're being escorted by guards the pickpockets they pickpocketed 20 gold. What are you going to do about it?

Oh. They hand the PC 18 gold pieces and a crumpled receipt for two goblin dogs. I don't know. So there's like different little businesses here. Patrons you can roll up. The weather. The crowd

at this festival. Dangers. What kind of food crowd at this festival. Dangers. What kind of food you want to eat. Pretzel. Well, you have to roll on the table, Mike. Pretzel with hot spinach on it. If you want to roll on the table again. Just roll a pretzel?

Six. No, thank you. Roll a D6. D6? Yeah. Five. Five. You got some field stew, a beef pie, and a roast carrot.

Fuck, I wanted a pretzel Yeah Oh there's an interview In here with Jamie You son of a bitch Why every time I try to talk

All you do is just Put samples on top of me There's an interview With Questmaster in here You guys know Questmaster? From the roots? Yeah from the roots Oh god damn it

I said it first From Australia He's on Unless Oh, god damn it. I said it first. From Australia, he's on. Unless that was a bad joke, then Jamie said it first. Out of season, there's a little write-up, a review from Wernome. Hey, how come out of season couldn't get us into Northeast Dungeon Fest? I don't know. I don't want to really talk about it. We had to cancel our Airbnb and everything.

Yep. I sent them an Instagram message all sad, like, oh, I had to get this Airbnb. Is there any way? There's no tickets coming in coming out no more tickets they released some more tickets but are you serious yeah but seven like come on just let me in i didn't even try to get on it whatever there's some rituals in here that you can use uh some dungeons oh an interview with uh nicholas wolf who did that um sort of hailstone tape on or um oh very desolation planes remember that oh that's right yeah yeah yeah many years yeah so there's a lot going on there's a lot going on in this and that's just the first book this this is candle three and

who did i mean out of the two that you have in front of you so this is content for this game so this came with the tape. But this is a separate book of just the rules to play the game. The thing you just described. Yeah. Came with the tape. Came with the tape. Which is a compilation.

Who we got on this compilation? We got Desolation Plains. We got Meadow Grove. We got Questmaster, Runecaster. Faith no more! Eldlands. Ten of Swords. Misty Keep. Ladies and gentlemen, Khorne. Questmaster, Runecaster, Eldlands, Ten of Swords,

Misty Keep, Ladies and gentlemen, Khorne. Silent Garden, Bard City, all the top Dungeons and Synth acts are on this. Does it say who did the cover art? The Festival of Champions is the name of the festival. Does it say who drew this?

I don't know. Probably in there. We should really find that before we come back. I'm the festival. Does it say who drew this? I don't know. Probably in there. We should really find that before we come back. I'm not sure. Because it's incredible. So Candle 3. And that came with the tape. That came with the tape.

And then this is just, I just brought the rule book. God, this looks so cool. If we wanted to make characters later. Yeah, I do. What do you want to be, a cleric? What did I say earlier was my shit? Not Rizograsp. Simple. Design. No, I said, I do. What do you want to be? A cleric? What did I say earlier was my shit? Not Rizograsp. Simple.

Design. No, I said... Oh, yeah. I'm taking that all back. This is my favorite thing. This. Yeah. I like the colors. I like the colors, the cartoon.

It looks like Smurfs. It looks like the old Smurfs. Yeah. Illustrations. Or He-Man, almost a little bit. No, you're just thinking that because this character is a He-Man, almost a little bit. No, you're just thinking that because this character is a He-Man type of individual. But no, it doesn't look like He-Man really.

It looks more like a Smurfs. I'm going to go back to Smurfs. Yeah. Man, this is so cool. It's very cool. I just got that the other day, so I haven't flipped through it too much. Now the book, the aesthetics of the book

that you have in front of you that you're saying this is like content for. Yes. Looks completely different. Yes, completely different. Huh. I love content. You love content. Oh, it's the best.

I just brought the first book, Old School Essentials Classic Fantasy Rules Tome. But there's also the Advanced Fantasy. It's not even a book. It's a tome. This is a tome. Yeah, this is a tome. I think this will only get you up to level three, and then you've got to get advanced to get to higher levels.

This is too much information for me. Yeah. You're on another level. Very fun stuff. Yeah, so what are you playing for this? Look at this drawing, though. Oh, wow. That's pretty fun.

This is all very fun. Have we figured out who did any of the illustrations? We should give somebody no no we haven't we need to give somebody credit for this well there's a lot of there's a yeah look for the for the zine because there's probably like 50 names for the book okay we'll figure it out when we're playing it and is there a name of an artist for the oh for the b-side let me see i'm just gonna play from the beat i have the B-side? Let me see. I'm just going to play from the B... I have the B-side rewound.

I think the first track is from... Dionara. Dionara, the last days of the gods. Would it be interesting for us to, like... And maybe we might get into Fernmage beyond this valley. I'm not sure. Not sure if there's enough time.

Like, would it be interesting for us to, like, actually make characters and play this with the tape in the background, the whole ass tape, and, like, maybe we release it as, like, a bonus thing? Yeah, that sounds fun. Does anybody want to hear that? Probably not, right? People do want to hear that. I mean, I'm sure

no one's gotten to the point of hearing this. Alright, that'll be fun. And then and Jimmy you wanted to end with that yeah something something really nobody wants to hear

but no this is amazing so no I have one I have one I was just asking you so I could see if I could go oh yeah yeah

I forgot about you hey you jumping my fucking grave that quick I'm sorry god fucking damn it alright a lot of cussing at the end

I know diarrhea diarrhea he likes noise K brother MJ Guider Damn it. All right, a lot of cussing at the end. I know. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. He likes noise, K, brother. MJ Guider. Oh, yeah. Talk about two things I have.

Is it Guider or Guider? Guider. Guider? I've heard it both ways. You might be wondering why I wake up with both of these is because I do my routine. 18,000 push-ups, two pull-ups, and I eat three avocados, whole, skin and peel. No, peel and...

Skin and pit, I don't give a shit. Youth and beauty is the name of the tape. Eat the peel, no big deal. That's for bananas. What is the name of this? What was the label that put this? I want to start a misinformation campaign that the peel is really good for you.

Like, eat the peel. You're supposed to eat the peel. Not the inside. The peel of what? The avocado? No, banana. You're not supposed to eat the actual banana. It's just the peel.

The apes have done that for thousands of years just the peel no big deal you're doing it wrong you're doing it in a life hack sweetie you're doing it wrong tell me you don't know how to eat a banana without tell me you don't know how to eat a banana if if you go in the bathroom and you have to wipe you ain't eating a banana right you need to if you want to do it and you if you want to feel really good just the peel buddy this tape is on modem modem number four um oh dear i believe it just came out. Let me check real quick. Let's check my sources. All right, I got to pee.

February 2024. Yes, this just came out. Oh, Mode Main. Mode Main. Oh, not Mode Main. I apologize. Gentleman of the Court, I apologize. Everything about this tape, before i get to the actual artist

very smoky like an old man's eye you ever see like an old person who's blind in one eye yeah and it's kind of milky smoky i like that yeah you like when that happens to the elderly why no i like the tape you go to like an assistant living room walking around there's one nice glaucoma yeah that's some good glaucoma oh both eyes you get real close with like a jeweler's uh loop like oh it was some good tint there oh that's like two percent milk floating around in there no the shell of it is smoky the case is smoky double whammy i like I like that a lot. A double whammy? Yeah, it's very nice. Do you know this artist?

You corrected me on the pronunciation. Yeah, they have an album that came out on Constellation Tatsu that I have. I believe that was their debut. It could have been, yeah. They were also, would you believe me if I told you, that they did a few records on Cranky? That's impressive, but I would believe you because it's good stuff. I made it up.

Oh, you made that up? No, no, it's true. Okay. And it's very impressive. And we have this tape, and I didn't, I'm not, this isn't like, this isn't pay to play, like, ooh, somebody on Cranky. I'm going to play that just because that's a big name maybe get some clout we're cloud chasers i'm gonna chase that cloud not even fucking know that until this morning i was listening to this tape like a week ago get out of here jamie knew

i didn't say the name i'm a tastemaker yeah get out of here so yeah i'm gonna play something off the a side of this um beautiful artwork excellent tape tape. What's that? A bird on the cover? Speaking of... Oh, it's a bird episode. Yeah. Look how bird that is. Synthetic bird music. What is that?

A rooster? I think that's a heron. Or an egret. I got no egrets. Good for you. Thanks. Did you want to wait for Joe B to come back?

I want Joe B to hear my tape. Yeah, but... That's a long P. Do you think he's having problems? He may have felt, do you think he sits down in there and then, and then something slipped out the other side? Yeah. Well, I don't think it slipped out. That's for sure. He'd be at, he'd be back already.

But yes, I do think he sits down. Yeah. Yeah. Or do you think he goes in there and he's like, oh, I'm going to sit down. Let me roll a D three. Don't talk about him. He's back. Joe B, how do you decide, I'm going to sit down. Let me roll a D3. Don't talk about him. He's back. Joby, how do you decide if you're going to sit down when you pee?

If I'm at home, I sit down. No matter which toilet? Well, I only use the one upstairs. See, he doesn't trust your seats. He doesn't think you clean them enough. Oh, is that true? Yeah. Well, the water was blue, so I can tell that someone did just do a clean recently.

But it might have just been the water. It might not have been the seat. I can't trust that. Right. But I still didn't sit. I did stand. My toilet has a routine it does every morning. It's called 20,000 flushes.

You definitely have a robot toilet. I wouldn't be surprised if you had a robot toilet. No, every day I flush one avocado down the toilet. I say, skin and peel down the drain. I'm insane. Clean my toilet. Make it rain. Is this a spell that you cast?

You have spell components and words that you have to say. Avocado, do what you do. Make the water very blue. This is a witchcraft. I didn't know you were into witchcraft Lots of kids are into witchcraft these days Wilmington Sewer Company is not happy with you Yeah The toilet will be clean when they pay

Amen Who put all these pits down the drain? I'm cleaning out the sewer There's avocado pits everywhere The city is constantly calling me Mike Mike I'm cleaning out the sewer There's avocado pits everywhere Everywhere The city is constantly calling me Mike Mike And I'm like all coy like

Yeah Are you flushing avocados again? No First I say Are you sure? I say You finding pits again? You find it pits again?

And they say, maybe? And I say, now you're being coy. Oh, yeah. All right. So I'm playing the MJ. He says, guider? Guider. I say guider.

I don't really know. I don't know. Where is it? I'll be the judge. Yeah, you'd be the judge. We had C Reader on here not too't know. Where is it? I'll be the judge. We had C Reader on here not too long ago. They said it was C Rider.

I forget what. We can't get all these straight. Call my fucking lawyer. Call my fucking lawyer. Alright. Jamie. Let's end this all out. We had a nice episode.

We played some nice tapes. We're back, baby. We have a new pet. We have a new... I don't get the pet bit, but it's okay. Well, there's a tape that we're going to make Jamie take care of. We're going to make him buy it, so he just puts it on the shelf. You don't think it's going to...

Okay, never mind. Just throw it away. I don't know. Just throw the fucking tape away. I have no good ideas. That's your big idea after working out this morning? Let's have a tape that's our big idea after working out this morning let's let's have a tape that's our pet it's like a dog but it's a tape are you watching bluey or some sort of

kids television program i thought it'd be kind of funny you thought it'd be funny and then all through this year we're going to keep talking about it yeah how's the tape do how's power strip doing and like me yeah and then maybe we get it like a toy or something. All right, I'm kind of liking it now. Can we at least try it? We can try it. We try it out. Yeah, there's no bad ideas.

And then maybe other people have that tape too and they like say like, hey, look, I got the same kind of pads. I don't know. All right, Jamie, go ahead. I don't know. Close it out. Take me home tonight.

All right, I got something. This probably does not follow Dungeon Synth very well. Well, I played something, too. About a year ago, we were cleaning out my grandparents' house, rest in peace. And I was going through my grandfather's desk. Their house died? Yeah, their house died. Oh, no.

Getting ready for sale, just cleaning it out, taking some little knickknacks here and there. And I was snooping through my grandfather's desk i pulled out a couple cassette tapes and this was one of them this tape by don joe um before you get into it were you expecting to find any cassette tapes there were you like i'm gonna go to my grandparents house i hope i find some tapes um maybe in the back of my head or are you like kind of like too sad for that you're always looking for this with that holy grail you're always looking for that wow factor and uh so it's going through the drawer and i saw this tape and it just looks like it almost looks like an

instructional educational tape or something like that i don't really know what to describe it as so it took me like a year like and then i just listened to it recently and i and i was like oh my goodness like this is like this is something just listened to it recently, and I was like, oh my goodness, this is something that's very unique. Oh yeah, and the sticker fell off. We got to re-glue that. So this is Donjo. It sounds, and I lent this to Mike. I don't know how you would describe it.

It almost sounds like- Like country and western, some swing, a little Latin from the organ and keyboard of Donjo. Yeah, a little easy listening. I think it's organ music but like not one not just like a pipe organ it's like one of those organs that has like the french horn and the trumpet and the maracas and okay yep um it sounds like it's like almost like midi type music but it's not mid it's it's too early i think this is 1970s i think the kids call it mid Mid yeah It's sus Let's go He's bussin I like that his name on the logo

Is the N and the J are one letter Yeah and it might be It was ahead of it's time My grandparents were from New Jersey I'm not sure maybe that's a But then I think it says Tennessee on the tape Yeah I think he was from like the Midwest or the, he wasn't from around.

He's not from the 95 corridor. He's like a pastor, a pastor, a pastor. He's an ordained minister. An ordained minister. Yeah. I don't know the difference.

Um, but, um, I'll say this. Like there was one episode where I played a tape by angels. Do you remember that angels tape? And I was like, this is like what the actual music sound like before these hipsters started making it ironic.

And I feel like with Donjo, it's the same thing. Like, this is the original deal before people started like doing little spins on it and putting out their tapes on orange milk. This guy was like a hotel lobby organist. Yeah, yeah. And in his spare time made tapes like this. Yeah. Have we figured out if he's still alive? I think we did the math last time and he would have to be in his spare time made tapes like this yeah have we figured out if he's still alive i think we did the math last time and he would have to be in his hundreds so i think we so yes we said yes he's

alive he has risen good for him what information are you joe b you're really you're studying that thing like a uh i'm just looking uh it talks about he was commissioned to record the soundtrack and background music For the documentary Television production My Water Valley Produced by the Kentucky Television Network

And aired throughout The tri-state area In 1976 Oh so there's Our first clue right there Yeah there's a lot To unpack with this one I would like our listeners

To try to Seek some information About D-O-N-J-O And I did Put it on Discog So if you want to look it up and see all the scans and see the artwork and the liner

notes, you can go there and check it out. Yeah, I mean, he put down his drum set in 1947. Started with the organ and other keyboard instruments and has since time appeared in lounges, hotels, restaurants, clubs, fashion shows, horse shows. He just appears there. And special benefits.

Mostly in Kentucky, Tennessee, and Florida. You're at a horse show, everything's going fine, all of a sudden, Don Joe! What are you doing here? So, Jamie, are you gonna play his own composition, which is on this tape? The other ones seem like they're, like, standards.

Maybe we should play his own composition. Yeah. So that one is caribbean paradise okay is that on the a side that's on the beginning is it gonna be hard to find it's gonna be hard for no it's a second track on the b side that's not that hard it's not that i can second track on the b side um he's done some writing and the song entitled caribbean paradise is his own composition he He incorporated the Baldwin Microcomputer Orchestra Organ and the Korg DW-8000. The 8000? The 8000 synthesizer keyboard

in the production of this album. Happy listening. So, Don Joe. No, that's a clue because we can look up when this Korg DW-8000 was released. Because it seems like it was probably hot. It was new, right? So we know it's not before that. It's not before that. I bet there's like a year.

1985. 85. See, I thought this tape was from the 70s. So maybe it is from the 80s. Oh, this is from the 80s. It's from the 80s. Okay, so Middy was out by then. So maybe he did some of this stuff with Middy.

Oh, very interesting. Very interesting little mystery that we got going on, Jamie. Man, I thought you brought all the mysteries, Joe. Did this come with a book? Yeah, does that come with an adventure? Roll me a C4. You enter the Holiday Inn in Kentucky.

The organist approaches you with two glasses of liquid. One blue, one yellow. Oh, and Mike, what is this tape called? I don't know, but before I tell you, look how stained the inside of the J card is where you can see the paper's all blue, but it's yellow around the margins.

And then two holes from the middle. That's right. From the nubs. From the nubs. Oh my God. Nub stains. Nub stains. Nubs.

Damn, girl. Damn, girl. You got some nub stains. God, they used to call me that in fifth grade. Hey, nub stains. Hey, nub stains. Stop it! Hey, look at nub stains Haley.

All right. Mikey nub stains. What does it say? What's the tape called? What's the tape called? Oh, wait. Sincerely yours, DJ. There's a name here.

Yeah, Grandstaff or something, right? So let's search that, too. His name is Don Grandstaff. Oh, so we got a ton of information. We got a lot of clues. Do you remember? That's the name of the tape, Jamie. Do you remember?

I remember when this Michael Jackson song came out. And the video, it's like an Egyptian thing. That's all I wanted to do. Oh. It is an Egyptian video. It's an Egyptian video. I completely forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, it's cool.

I thought it was going to have Michael Jordan in it. No, no, it was Michael Jackson. Oh, you know what? We never looked up who made the art for... I know. Jimmy, find out who did this artwork, and then we can let everyone go and play these tapes. Okay.

But you have to find out who did the candle one. Candle three. Candle three. I don't have one and two. Sorry. They were sold out. Okay. That's hard to Google.

That's right up Joe's alley. Alright, let's see what I can do. I'll get on fantasyartfinder.co Hurry up. I can't believe you're not playing anything in the background. It's so embarrassing. It's an audio medium. So embarrassing. Lake Barkley State Park Hotel. he worked there lake barkley state park hotel oh there's no artwork credits on this band camp page for candle three damn it we're gonna have

to just there's a full pdf of it if you purchase it on band camp oh you guys want to get a room at the lake barkley state park hotel looks nice the resort there is that in kentucky yeah you know what's funny is this fantasy audio magazine's from covington kentucky can you believe that i can't believe it yeah you're like blowing my mind what do you think jamie's grandparents did in this bedroom when they stayed here oh um oh actually the cover illustrations by hodag r. Okay, big ups to Hodag RPG. Yeah. All right, let's play these tapes. Let's do it.

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