Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #198 | 5.24.24
Episode Date: May 24, 2024Convenience Store, Morgan Garrett, Resumer / Uniter, Scott Scholz, Zumigalooje, Adam Void, Gesang Martohartono, Kemek, V N C F, and Man Rei...
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In an era of music streaming and digital downloads,
an old format is making a comeback.
Wait, what's the format?
Did it cut off?
That's for you to decide.
Oh my God.
It's a mystery.
Tonight.
An unsolved mystery.
Wake me up.
Oh, I can't.
Jamie, next episode, will you reveal the format?
I might. We're getting close to a very special episode
tonight on unsolved mysteries i can't wait to find out what the format is tabs out cassette
podcast jamie said the episode number i wasn't listening i don't think I said it, but it's episode 198. 198. Two away.
Two away. From 200. From when
Jamie reveals that spectacular
format. I'm Joe.
I'm Mike. I'm Jamie.
You know what? I don't really care about these
formats anymore. I'm thinking about transitioning
away. From format. From formats.
From all the formats. I don't see formats.
Oh, good. Yeah.
God bless you, Jamie.
God bless you.
Very special, man.
I'm thinking about
getting into the food space.
Oh, the food space.
I've been toying around
and maybe you guys
want to like fund this.
Fund it or fund it?
Fund it.
Fund with money.
With money.
I got money.
I've been toying around
with the idea of oinksters.
You text that in the group chat and I really didn't understand what you meant. You around with the idea of oinksters. You text that in the group chat,
and I really didn't understand what you meant.
You said, remind me about oinksters.
And I said, yeah, me too.
I don't know what you're talking about.
And then there was nothing else.
It came to me in a fever dream.
I woke up in a cold sweat.
Oinksters.
Oinksters.
Pig-based oysters.
It's a pig-based oyster.
Well, what do you shuck? What what's the show you drown a pig in salt
water uh-huh a brine i don't know brian not brian okay you brine you drown the live pig in
salt water in your bathtub oh you have to do this at home?
You can't buy this at the store?
You...
It depends what Brian has to say about it.
He's in charge.
Okay, so you kill a pig with salt.
No, don't use the K word.
Oh, sorry.
Drown.
Then you gotta find a shell big enough to put this in.
Mamma mia!
That's my biggest problem.
You need to brainstorm this a little bit more and works out this before you bring it to the table i need to find a fully realized i need to
find a beach this summer with a shell big enough for one pig that could be like a suckling pig
yeah what about a little pig jamie you've been trying to get me to do that i'm not suckling these pigs no no no
you don't do you think a baby pig is still a pig or it only becomes a pig when it's a grown pig
hmm that's we're gonna have this debate again i think as soon as those this is a debate no it's
still a pig jamie jamie a puppy a puppy's still a dog um you don't think so a puppy's not a dog
you kind of grumbled about that you don't think so you have a different school of thought
is a puppy a dog a kitten still a cat is a kitten a cat wow these are all good questions anyway if anyone knows where i can find a shell big enough
to hold my oinksters give jamie a call jamie what's your phone number again
ew and then does it turn into like a liquid on the inside of the shell and you just
then you just suckle them up oh they're gonna be so good. Jamie's number 302-388-1900.
Speaking of shells.
I have a new business.
Cassette tapes have shells.
I do.
I've never had an oyster.
Have you?
I've never had an oyster.
I ate an oyster yesterday.
You did?
I swear to God.
Just one?
No, I had a...
You had a bushel?
Yeah, I had some oysters.
Is it a bushel?
I don't know.
I went to a Thai restaurant.
My dish had oysters in it.
It had oysters.
What Thai restaurant did you go to?
A place called Kalaya in Philadelphia.
Oh, you went to the big city, Jamie.
Oh!
Now, did they have oinksters already?
Do they have oinksters already in the big city?
I don't know.
You went into the city.
Oh, look at my jacket, my smoking jacket.
Go get some oinksters.
The whole family?
Me and my wife
met a couple friends there.
My wife.
My wife.
Oh,
no kids.
No kids.
Saturday.
A little date.
A little double date.
Put on some dating music.
Jamie,
put on some dating music.
Who are these schmucks?
Wait for me,
y'all.
Are they Megan's friends
or your friends?
Megan's friends.
Yeah,
that's what I thought.
Because we're here in this room and I didn't go to get oysters yesterday.
You wouldn't have been able to eat anything on this menu.
Well, I could eat an oyster.
I could have bust the table.
Yeah, but I'm not having a noodle.
Yeah, Joe, you know, what are you trying to kill, Joe?
What was the special occasion?
Just fun?
Tab's out.
It was her friend's birthday
That sounds like a lovely time
He invited us to come
Wait, her friend's a man?
Oh, she was friends with all boys
In high school, that's all of her friend group
Unlimited salad
But we
He found this place
In Philly, it's the best Thai restaurant in all of Philadelphia
And that's why I was like
I wouldn't normally get something with oysters in it
But if I'm going to get something with oysters it's going to be here
Yeah when in Rome
Did you like them?
And is that the only time you've had oysters?
Oh no I've had them before
You've never had them?
Never had them, seems disgusting
It's a little bit disgusting
Some guy tells Jamie's wife,
I know about the best Thai restaurant in Philly.
Jamie's like, can I come too?
Can I come too?
Jamie, please.
All right, all right, all right.
Joe B., you want to play the first?
Oh, my God.
Jumping right in.
Wake me up.
I'll play something right from the mailbag.
Oh, you've been doing this a lot
where you take the shrink wrap off.
And he likes hearing the reverb.
You're like Ceezo or Dan Margera
just doing stunts with these tapes.
This, I'm Joe B.,
and this is...
And then he's bonding tapes.
Yeah, and he threw the shrink wrap
on the table very disrespectfully.
Yeah, I don't care.
Is that a fall?
Is that a...
So let's see what this is.
This is called Smile When They Flash Their Knives on Han Solo.
Wow.
Han Solo number 79.
Do a whole unboxing as you take it out.
It looks like this is a comp.
What are you seeing?
Ah, a comp.
Yeah.
What nubs are you seeing there?
Oh, what nubs?
We got a tri-nub.
Oh, a broken shell.
Oh.
Oh, but we got the um
red oh i love that love that too when the when the cases or the shell is uh two duo two tone two
tone oh yeah white shell on one side red shell on the other side and the imprinting flip flips
and flops flips and flops white and red and then the, I mean, the shell itself, or the case, excuse me.
Case is a white.
White and clear.
White and clear.
I mean, it's broke.
It's broke.
But, you know, that's the USPS's fault.
You can't blame that on the artists.
You can't blame that on the label.
Maybe I wish I would have researched this a little bit more.
What do we got going on here?
We got on the inside spread, it looks like a whole bunch of tapes that Han Solo has released.
Wow.
I love it.
Toronto label.
Toronto label.
Operating out of Toronto, Canada since 1996.
Is this a comp of all these releases?
I don't know.
I just don't know.
What did you say it was called?
It's called Smile When They Flash Their Knives.
I'm looking on their band camp.
I assume Jamie was already on Discogs.
I am.
Here we go.
Smile When They Flash Their Knives.
It's kind of a...
Oops.
That's not right.
What do we got on here?
We got...
Who?
Dose 1 and AWOL 1.
We got Sacred Hoop featuring DJ Quest.
We got the Meanest man contest we got
oh then on the b sides all the instrumentals and some remixes jason the argonaut eight arrow
convenience store z man luke sick roughneck jihad can i say that now is each track like titled yeah the first track is called smile
by convenience store which is nila evs tommy v and deski and then the second track is when when
sacred hoop featuring dj quest and then the third track is they oh i didn't get it until just now
yeah smile when they flash their knives flash bang huh. Huh? On the band camp, it says,
smile when they flashbang their knives.
They did some sort of edit.
Oh, my God.
So who's right, you or me?
I have it in print.
What a mistake.
Okay, yeah, it's been printed with yours?
Yes. Okay, yeah, I'll go with that over the internet.
You can't trust the internet.
All right, so what are we doing?
The first track?
Yeah, first track.
We're with the convenience store track.
Okay.
Convenience store, okay. Do we doing? The first track? Yeah, first track. We're with the convenience store track. Okay. Convenience store.
Okay.
Do we know who that is or anything?
It's Jay Nala, EVS, Tommy V, and D-Ski.
Yeah, but do we know that?
How do you know that?
It says it.
It says it.
Wow.
It's in print.
Wow, all the information right there.
Ansel, we're coming through.
Hand it over.
Here we go.
It's got a very nice little business card with the rounded edges for
the download code what kind of wood do you think this is they took this picture all these tapes
oak oh mahogany that's mahogany joe come on blood oak beautiful layout excellent label i love this
uh label sends us a lot of stuff i actually brought a different hand solo tape that i was
gonna play but you know i figured uh this mailbag one looked nice. Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's very cool.
What did you bring?
What's not getting played?
What's not getting played?
Should we say,
should we say it and bleep it out?
Yeah.
It's,
uh,
I think this is on hand solo.
Yeah.
Jamie,
bleep this out.
Okay.
All right.
So we'll put the first track on that.
And then also I should mention,
I have a tape here that came from our,
uh,
lawyer out uh
delaware dan oh is this yes another delaware dan yeah yeah but this was came with a note it says
urgent voice message mike haley call me back delaware dan llc 302-666-420 uh six extension
nine uh do we want to play this like in the beginning or at the very end? Do we want to close with it
at the very end?
It's an urgent message.
I kind of want to open with it.
Do you want to open with it?
Yeah, I think we need to.
Should we play it right now?
We should play it right now.
Let's just play it right now.
Okay.
Because this,
yeah, this might...
What if it's long?
That's fine.
I'm just going to rewind it.
What do you think?
It's like a C90?
Make sure it's rewound.
You already listened to it.
You already listened to this.
No, I didn't listen to it yet. I'm just making sure it's rewound. Oh. to it You already listened to this No I didn't listen to it yet
I'm just making sure it's rewound
Oh
The fuck are you talking about
Book
Do you got
Is the tape player
Plugged up to the mixer by the way
It is
Are the levels right
I think so
Hmm
He thinks so
I can hear the
You don't have Dolby on clearly
Clearly I can hear the... You don't have Dolby on, clearly.
Clearly.
Too loud. Turn it down.
I like this song.
Is this Mozart?
I think it's Mozart.
Never heard of him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Yeah, uh,
hello, yes, this is Delroy Dan
just leaving a voicemail for Mike Haley.
Um,
you know, I
kind of, without you knowing,
went and did a little bit of digging,
a little bit of sleuthing on my own
uh looking into this case uh it looks like you're about to get served some papers
apparently i guess the city of wilmington is thinking about suing you because on account of
these pits these avocado pits clogging up the uh the sewers and stuff like this. So that's a reference from an old episode. 302-696-4206 and use extension nine.
It's the best way to get ahold of me.
If you,
if I don't answer,
leave a voicemail,
but man,
this is some serious stuff,
man.
You know,
I just want you to know I'm doing this pro bono.
Um,
so,
but yeah,
they're coming after you about these pits.
I don't know something about the legality of,
um,
you know, waste disposal concerning things that don't know something about the legality of um you know waste disposal
concerning things that don't break down and um it's uh apparently coming from the the toilets
in your home i won't give the address here but you know it's um you know it's just not
cooperating i mean you got a kind of runoff from the there's i get apparently there's a highway
nearby and i guess some of the oils from the vehicles are getting seeping into the groundwater and just
anyways it's a mess man and just so call me back you know I'm doing this you know I'm
willing to represent you pro bono on this so just call me back 302-420-6969 extension
six or no it's extension nine so go ahead and use that phone number
that I just said and call me back because it's a serious issue I guess the
you know the toilet line has a bunch of pits in it so avocado pits so you know
some people say that there's some bodies on these avocados so I don't know what
that means necessarily in a court of law or any sort of legality issue on it but I just want to
say that you are protected against the city Wilmington on this situation so
just give me a call back 302 699 669 sorry 302 666 426 extension 9 give me a
call back Mike hope all is good.
And no problem.
Do you think there's more?
Do you guys remember the avocado bit we did?
No, I don't remember.
It was basically Mike said on...
And I just listened to this episode recently.
I think it was like two or three episodes ago.
Oh, that's embarrassing.
Yeah, I listen to the show all the time. study man yeah what can i say i'm a fan
of the classics so mike was saying he eats the avocado pit and all and then we had a bit about
how he's clogging up the uh the sewers with avocado pits that's pretty funny that would be
pretty funny if i ate the pit and all and the the skin, did I eat the skin? No, you didn't eat the skin, just the pit.
I took off the skin and then I ate the pit.
That would be funny, to take off the skin
and then eat the whole thing, including the pit.
One bite.
I think this was the bit.
That was the bit?
Yeah.
I'm going to go back and listen to that, too.
Okay, where were we?
Am I picking the tape?
You're picking a tape, probably playing three to five.
No, I have a three taker here.
I'm going to do... You know what what i got a blast from the past here look who came crawling back jamie give me some betting music
uh that reeks of regret um look who came
orange milk records oh okay i thought you're gonna say doom trip no oh no that would really
be satisfying that would real oh that would give me a tingle how many did they send jamie did you
get any in the mail no he didn't send it to me this time yes that sometimes sends to me just
the one just the one from uh orange milk a morgan garrett purity tape orange milk stop sending stuff
um let me see you know i complain about every once in a while so they decided to send me this one A Morgan Garrett purity tape. Orange Milk stopped sending stuff.
Let me see it.
You know, I complain about it every once in a while,
so they decided to send me this one.
And what can I say?
If you're going to send it, I'm going to play it.
That's true.
You send it, I play it. You send it, I play it.
This is, I think, the second tape.
I think we've played a tape from Morgan Garrett before on the show.
Another Orange Milk release. This may be the second Orange a tape from Morgan Garrett before on the show. Another Orange Milk release.
This may be the second Orange Milk release from Morgan Garrett.
Jamie, I'm glancing over in your direction, hoping you're going to check this out for me.
I don't know if I like this.
What don't you like about it?
I don't like the art. It's scary.
And you don't like that?
I don't know if I like it.
I find this smile on the cover threatening.
Oh no, Morgan Garrett has at least three. What's this album called? you don't like that i don't know if i like it i find this smile on the cover um threatening oh no
morgan garrett has uh at least three what's this album called extreme fantasy this is extreme
fantasy i yeah this is this oh no this is purity i'm sorry we played extreme we played extreme
fantasy okay you need to go just just one more just one more um i think we played extreme fantasy
yeah this is the second one on orange milk yeah so I was right thank you Other releases on Hot Releases
and Unhinged
This is the kind of stuff I need you to be saying
Jamie
Other releases on Hot Releases and Unhinged
It's never too late
It's never too late
And also not on label Morgan Garrett self released
Purity
was created in response to finding a neighbor's dead body.
Oh, my gosh.
So, Joe, when you were scared, I think that's why.
I think you were.
That was the intention.
That was the intention.
You were supposed to be scared.
Well, it worked.
It worked.
Shh, shh, shh.
That was me.
Yep.
Inside. Hold on. I looked at the cover art hold on hold on hold on okay hold on
okay i got one too okay hold on and then hold on uh-huh where do i keep it these days
where do i keep it these days
i got it on here somewhere.
Did I take it off?
I know I got this.
This is really, really scary and difficult.
But where do I keep it these days?
Oh, here it is.
Too scary.
Okay.
I love how it took you that long to find that one.
You know, some of the legacy ones I got tucked underneath.
Yeah, they're underneath the like laundry that I put away. Oh my god joe this is scary that's my ah come on now a little collage
art so yeah morgan garrett purity this is a new one second release on orange milk and the tape i
think joe b uh all i'm playing like i said three tapes this episode all three tapes have they do feature
and will have vocals on the vocals yes it's a vocal very uncommon for me very this is a rare
episode a rock block this is a rock block i'm doing a rock block this is like pulling like
a michael jordan rookie card very rare this is like jamie and pokemon talk what is
this uh like getting a shiny yeah or his eyes lit up like his eyes lit up he's like this is like
getting a morgues board yeah oh my mike they're all vocals this is like getting a morgues board
he's like oh oh he's like i i nothing better than when a man takes your wife out and you can play with your Pokemon. All right, so I'll play this Morgan Garrett purity team.
Jamie, what do you want to round out this with?
I am coming off a high right now.
Me and Joe, you weren't there,
but me and Mike went out to see Resumer Uniter
and Battalion of
Cloud Ships out on tour.
They played the Newark Bike Project.
Oh, I'm like, where?
This week.
Oh, yeah.
I wasn't able to go.
It was a Tuesday night show.
I had a previous engagement.
I was also like, what is that?
Yeah.
I'm going to play this Resumer Uniter tour tape.
Ooh, a tour tape.
It came out on Lurker Bias, which one of the members runs the label Lurker Bias.
There was a big suitcase
of Lurker Bias tapes
at the show,
and Mike found one
of his tapes in there
and said,
I haven't even seen this yet.
Yeah, this guy put out
a tape for me
and Peter Woods,
put out a tape
of a collab we did
called Snake Wielder.
Yep.
And he released it
and had some there,
and he was there.
And it was my first time seeing the tape, and didn't get a copy he was the drummer dude in the um in the jazz resumer uniter the one
that we're gonna play i'm not sure if it's that was the lurker bias guy yeah the guy who was
playing drums yeah with the beastie they have a horn and drums so now they're jazz yep yep yes
that's how you do jazz. Give me a fucking break.
We didn't talk.
We didn't say hi.
Well, you know what's funny?
After the show, I was loading out.
We were all just chatting in the parking lot,
and Tabs Out came up,
and one of the guys said,
oh, this is Tabs Out.
Like, what, pointing at Delaware?
This, this, this here?
This is Tabs Out?
The sidewalk and all?
The whole thing?
How was the gig? What about that tree over there the gig it was it was a
fucking noise gig on a like a thursday night at the bike shop it was a tuesday yeah it was fine
it was a good time it was a good time it would have been nice if i knew this guy uh was going
to be there i would like to talk to him yeah well they said they were going to listen to it in the
car um because they'll still be on tour when this episode comes out.
When this episode comes out? Yeah.
Oh, so they could be listening to it right now?
They could be listening to it right now.
Well, right now, but later.
Oh, wait, what?
A new collaborative project for members of
Galaxu Pet Peeves and Sex Funeral.
That's Bob Bucko Jr.,
Alex Meribach was the guitar player,
and the drum set, Alexander Adams.
What about that dog?
Lurkerbias.com.
That dog tabs out.
This is tabs out.
What are these, fingerprints on this?
That's what I was looking at, too.
I don't think they're fingerprints.
What is that?
It's like somebody put the tip of their dingle in red ink and just dipped it.
Yeah, I don't think it's a finger.
I was trying to wipe it off.
Oh, I bet I could wipe it off.
No, you could because you have special oils.
You have Italian olive oil.
Bison oil seeping out of me.
Okay.
I would love to talk more about this, but I feel like we've been talking for a very,
very long time.
22 minutes and 30 seconds.
Oh, my God.
It's a marathon.
It's a record. Oh, Your Honor, It's a marathon. It's a record.
Oh, Your Honor, where's my award?
Should we go for another 22?
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, we talked a lot.
What were we talking about at the beginning of the episode?
Oh, we were talking about my Thai restaurant excursion where I ate oysters.
That's real interesting.
Actually, at the beginning of the episode, we were talking about-
Jamie, I'm going to get a lot of material out of that.
We were talking about my oinksters.
Oh, yeah, oinksters.
Then we also played an Alex Homan thing for five minutes so it that does that count it adds up yeah all right
all right all right should i stop now yes okay We gotta smile cause we have to pretend life's not lonely
Hurricane inside, volcanoes flowing
Everything I love now looking down on me
One more shot in the dark, I can't see
Blind to touch, hummingbirds tossing
Whale song, convenience store, check standing
Please lay along, buckle up, crash landing
Table repeat, cage good, can't see
That's week long, years in a beta fishbowl We play along, buckle up, crash landing Table repeats, cage puts hands in
Fast weeks, long years in a betta fishbowl
Swimming in circles to find some control
Hold the scales now, Libra position pole
Duck out alive, drop wrecking ball, let it roll
Catch and release, moving on out
Erasing what's left of fear, super my doubts
Digesting what's kept on each memory cloud
Pass the present in too deep, screaming
too loud.
Forever reaching just like the aurora, travel across the galaxy, chasing the fleeting biome
that has to fly down with the internet sea.
Twirling the top of these function-made tumbleweeds, castles open out of sight.
Sneaking to pitch any distance between us
There's no finger within our hand
Shot on my teeth, swallowed with leaf
Once broke, verbatim aside below the virgin's grief
I am paragraph left, undetermined
From the gut, a burden until a relinquished word's end
Smile made of, cry now, pretend
The seeds no longer endow from cusp of wavering vents
Best spoken, a token of march Ites unreserved for tears of sky
puzzled by nerve sleep rest in tune with tuition
uh humiliated irradiant shine like violence first listening like
choruses of eternal exhilarated paraded and grated for hyperbole
eerily driven by blind faith the traits that left pause and breaks
talks that caught us awakeaked ghosts like glassware amongst friends
A smile on the inside, but we're not awaiting
Forever reaching, just like the aurora
Traveling across the galaxy
Chasing but fleeting by a luminous
To fly down the deep end of the sea
Swirling to thought with deep function
They tumble as castles open, thought and sand
Sneaking to bridge any distance between us is only the wind in our hand
We live in a painting of constant transitions Where the dust from our worries
Don't mix into the pigments
Any passerby's painted to the unbounded distance
At the mercy of the brushstroke within each transition
The dogs, they weigh like the frost on the autumn leaves
Our stories play for the eyes of the watching tree
Guided by forces of the ancestral torches
And we feel them, they're like the limbs of empty teeth
The crystalline pillars that uphold the illusion have glitched
The fabric's becoming unstitched
The purgatorial rift
Where we exist in between the diving bird and flying fish
A melting movie reel curling under violet flames
No sparks of hope amid the charred remains
Secret or safe when the scapegoats are chained
It's so small cause it wasn't our shame we were framed
I wanna be kept alive by something
Six in a tin face
Under the fucking day ray
Bulked in a tin face
Sucked in a fucking daybreak Locked in a tin ways
This day is for
This day is to
What else you'd like to know?
The same is true
But lately it seems so faithful
I got up inside
My head
Lately you seem so faithful
Caught caught up inside
Caught caught up inside Caught caught up inside my head
It keeps me sick too
It keeps me sick too
I like to keep on
Sink to nothing
I see so much
I wanna be kept alive by something
Walk into its face I wanna be kept alive by something Walked in a tipped face
Walked in and sang a sad song
Walked in a tipped face
Sucked in a fucking cave and
Locked in a tin ways Captain of fucking Saturn.
Walked in a ten ways.
Caught you understanding
There in front of me
Holding all the answers
No more mystery
Cry a tearful life with me
Cause I got enough hair
Cry a tearful life with me
Cause I got nothing I'm only sex
I'm only hell
I'm only worlds
Oh, f***ing well I'm a little bit tired. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed.
Cry a tearful life with me.
Cause I got nothing.
Cry a tearful life with me
Cause I got nothing guitar solo so Thank you. guitar solo I'm sorry. ¶¶ Thank you. guitar solo Tabs out, episode 198
Call it, I'm calling it
Shut up
Jamie, please
Hard cut on that one, I'm like a doctor
I'm like the jazz doctor on that one, I'm calling it
Seven minutes
What's that comp called again?
You know what, I'm gonna be
I'm gonna dress up like a doctor
At shows
And walk up and unplug people's gear Who could that be? I'm calling to dress up like a doctor at shows and walk up and unplug people's gear.
Who could that be?
I'm calling it.
Nurse.
18 minutes, 27 seconds.
Calling their set.
Standing there with me with the...
Stethoscope?
No, with the fucking...
Quarter inch cable.
Quarter inch cable.
I pull down my mask.
Call it.
18 minutes, 22 seconds. seconds oh from the hand solo give me some
fucking music jamie give me fuel give me fire give me fuel give me fire smile when they flash
possibly bang their knives hand solo number 79 is that a funny number three um convenience store the first track off that comp morgan garrett purity on
orange milk they don't use release numbers over at orange milk they're like but they know what
they are did you know that what do you mean i listened to something with seth one time where
he says they they know what the catalog numbers are they got in their spreadsheet somewhere
is that his um podcast something with seth something with seth you're listening to something with seth today we're opening up our
spreadsheet and uh catalog number 23 number today we're looking at catalog number they don't say
what it is today we're looking at catalog number 79 and we definitely know what it is please join
us next week and then uh that resumer uniter an irrational eyeful
irrational it's an irrational and irrational eyeful or eyeful my eyes are going crazy that's
a pretty good lurker bias number 181 with the pecker stains on the shell joe's getting the text
out all right you ready to do the middle block i love the middle block i'm gonna start off high getting the text out. All right.
You ready to do the middle block?
I love the middle block.
I'm going to start off high,
bring it down a little bit,
and then bring it back up at the end.
How's that?
That sounds fun.
That's irregular.
I like to tell a story with my music.
Oh, wow.
Interesting.
I haven't noticed.
I haven't been paying any attention.
You've been doing that?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Spot on.
You've noticed.
Oh, I've noticed, yeah.
Interesting.
I pay attention to things.
I put a lot of care.
I treat this like a mixtape.
Yeah.
You know, when you make a mixtape, you want to really personalize it.
You want the feeling, the emotions, the ups and downs.
Oh, so when you've been pulling me aside after episodes and saying, have you been noticing
Jamie's stories, his ups, his downs and stuff?
And I've been saying-
The emotion of Jamie's choices?
No.
What are you talking about?
Ah, nothing.
Nothing. Never mind. That's what you've been talking about. That's what I've been talking about emotion of Jamie's choices no what are you talking about ah nothing nothing
nevermind
that's what you've been
talking about
that's what I've been
talking about
no shit
that's cool as shit
hell of a thing that you do
alright well Jamie
since you got a
talking a big game here
with your emotions and shit
I got a special one
I think this is
three healthy meals
you know Scott Scholes
good friend of the show
from Lincoln Nebraska
used to write a bunch
for the website.
He did the Words on Sounds podcast.
He does Timble Tapes.
He's a good buddy.
Hell of a guy.
He finally put out a tape.
He put out a CD last year, but it never came out on tape.
This one is on Already Dead, which is a favorite label here.
I like how you said he finally put out a tape.
I don't think he's put out any tapes of himself before.
As if you woke up every morning
logging on.
I might be wrong about that.
Still nothing from Scott.
He's quite a guitar player.
This is an album of guitar stuff.
This is a beaut.
Wow, who designed this one?
You don't know.
No.
Wow, you didn't do any research huh it must say it on here somewhere
this is oh you know what it's got to be field hymns right oh yeah it's got to be what is it
called tiny little hammers tiny little hammers aka i forget his name but he he uh he outed himself
remember yeah and i was the last to know. Yeah. This is a gorgeous design.
Wow, when you bring all these
heads of state together. Oh, no, no, no. Art design
by Abe Collins. No shit.
Well, I really shit the bed on that one.
But it gave the highest
compliments because Fieldhems does do good art.
I did. Wow.
Look at me, fucking up, but still giving the highest
of compliments. Wow. Even when I
fuck up, people are like, thanks yep wow no problem technical difficulties sorry i'm seeing ben armstrong is
also on here are you playing a track with drums um no i don't think so i think that i think the stuff I did is all guitar. Guitar. Very cool.
Wow.
Yeah, Joby, get a loaf of this artwork.
A loaf?
Get a whole loaf of this artwork.
It's very complicated art.
Yeah.
Oh, I was going to play something I already did, Jamie.
Oh, that's okay.
Oh, that works out well.
The art is equally as complicated.
Wow.
That's what I was just looking at trying to figure out what the fuck was going on.
Is that also done by Abe Collins? I don't know know i can't read any of the text it's too small
yeah i looked over at you and uh you were like entranced yeah because i'm trying to figure out
what that tape is is it a split it was like you had licked a toad and you're i was like
is joe is joe be okay should i get his insulin what's going on over there
it's a split by spaniard and Zumigaloogee.
Zumigaloogee.
I don't know how to say it.
That's what I was trying to figure out.
Are we jumping to this next tape?
We may as well.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do next.
Sure, doing Already Dead Block.
Already Dead Block.
And I'm looking up the art.
Spaniard and Zumigaloogee.
Not just is the artwork equally as complicated.
There's more text.
Spaniard's like a math rock band.
I think we played them before on the show.
Okay. Let me see the inside again, Mike. Here's part of my
confusion. I'm going to say not just is it equally
as complicated. The color scheme is like
these were definitely done by the same person, right?
Yes, definitely. Definitely. Who wants to say
they weren't? I'll bet you
a dollar they were. I bet a dollar they were.
So here's part of my confusion, Jamie.
It says side A
is the Spaniard 2014 demo.
Has a couple songs.
And then side B is Zoomy Galoogee 2020 demo, right?
But then on the inside here, it has like the three band members.
I'm kind of assuming maybe they're in both bands.
Interesting.
Because then it lists Ethan Hughes played the guitars.
Tom Bradditch drummed on all the drums.
He drummed on all of the drums?
Except for...
Ah, I knew it.
The Zuma Galoogee tracks
where the graciously let a machine do it in his stead.
Spaniard is a chaotic, hardcore math rock band
from Chicago, Illinois.
Are they?
Who is Zumaaloogee?
I don't know.
I can't spell that.
I think they're...
I think they share members,
if not the same people.
Okay.
Well, I guess we'll never know.
Zumigal...
It's Z-U-M-I-G-A-L-O-O-J-E.
And it's not on Discogs yet, my friend.
You're losing your mind.
That's the only site you have on your computer.
Everything else is blocked.
Parental controls.
You blocked it yourself?
Yeah, I blocked myself.
There's a shitload of words on the band camp, though.
I'm not going to read them because that's kind of your job.
It's too small.
You know what I want to do?
I don't want to play Side A.
Wait a minute, Joe.
Wait.
I want to play Zuma Galoogee.
On your computer, Jamie,
there's only two sites available.
Every site has a parental block
except for Bandcamp and Discogs,
and you've made the text on Bandcamp too small.
Yeah, because I don't want to be able to read the text.
I just want to be able to buy stuff.
Where's your tape, Jamie?
My tape, I think Mike might have it.
It's right here.
Can I see the tape?
The actual tape tape?
Yes.
Does it have a sticker on both sides?
No.
Why do they do this?
But a sticker on only one side?
Yeah, and it says side A, Spaniard 2014 demo.
But then side B has no sticker.
I know that that's a Zuma Galoogee
2020 demo.
That's interesting. But why not make a sticker for both ends?
Yeah, with the Scott Schultz tape, it's like
yeah, it's just Scott Schultz. You can use one
sticker, but on a split
the Side B doesn't get a sticker?
Zuma Galoogee got screwed.
That's why they're getting played.
Call your lawyer, buddy.
It's not like you're going to have to rewind the whole,
fast forward.
You're going to have to rewind this whole tape.
Or fast forward,
whatever you want to do.
Fast forward.
Or you could flip it to the B side and rewind.
That's what I was thinking.
I'll tell you what I want,
another sticker.
Yeah.
I want a sticker on the B side.
See,
I would think your fast forward motor
might be a little faster.
I was wondering about that actually.
Is that what keeps Already Dead going?
Like saving on the stickers? Saving yeah the b and they got they get a
write-off for that oh yeah it's a tax thing yeah how many stickers did you use this year
half as many as we have as many as you think yeah and then a guy looks at them all weird
gets out a stamp and he's like all all right, you can make more tapes.
Wow,
it's weird how our laws work.
Yeah.
Oh,
let me see that tape again.
I didn't check how many flanges are on the,
flanges.
You want both of them?
First they're hubs,
then they're nubs,
now they're flanges.
Hey man,
shit changes.
Yeah.
It's your classic cross,
you know.
That's how language works does anyone know
how already dead's tape club works no they have a tape club yeah a member i think it's an annual
subscription annual they send you a few tapes a year already dead tape club what the hell is it
the already dead tape club is our yearly cassette membership jam, play me some background
music when I do stuff like this.
Imagine a
year full of tapes delivered to your
door each month. Half the stickers
though. Half the stickers.
Then it says half the stickers though.
Register now to receive a monthly
package from Already Dead containing
this month's cassette release
along with exclusive
goodies mailed throughout the year.
Imagine a year full of tapes delivered to your door each month.
To my door.
I don't have a door.
I don't want this.
I could see Jamie's house not having doors.
I don't believe in doors.
The neighbors complain all the time, like, you can't do that.
I could see that.
The HOA is really upset at me.
Do you have an HOA in your neighborhood?
Mm-hmm. What is their policy on door
on doors
you have to have a door
how else will the tape club work
chimney window door
you don't need anything more
alright I'm gonna end this up
with a tape from
a weird
I think we've played a tape by them before
kind of wild weird stuff a uh well well well nancy oh i saw i just got a sneak peek
yeah i leaned over yeah yeah i do and that's why you were like Adam Void. Oh, yeah. Weird, what would you say?
Noise folk, freaky, geeky artists.
I believe from the mountains somewhere, right?
Up in the mountains somewhere.
Adam Void stowaway on a sinking ship.
Really bad idea, but, you know, to each their own.
I believe this is on a label called drum roll please
really does not sound right that's called love no cult love sound tapes um
it came with a couple of things what comes with a patch which is downstairs
and it came with this book called cassette tapes an archive project oh and i saw a bound book like
an actual book not like a zine yeah book that's a book it's got spine it's got a goddamn spine
and i thought oh jesus christ another goddamn cassette book what is going on
am i in it that's the second thing i thought is joey in it and then i thought is mike in it
and then is jamie in it but the first thing I thought was another cassette book.
We already had High Bias.
And then we got a few a little bit later,
this book came to us by Rob Drew called Unspooled.
Are we in that?
Well, when you say we, Jamie,
when you say are we in it, Tabs Out is in it.
But I don't believe that you are in it, Jamie.
Sorry, Jamie, please.
But yes.
And then I'm thinking another guy.
How much more ground is there?
How much did another guy say?
Well, actually, I found out.
So you can rewind them.
Let me say the book.
Quick to the presses.
But this is not about like cassettes.
This is just adam
void's like personal cassette collection and it's just pictures oh of the j cards and the tapes oh
weird with little notes yeah very weird and it's like for you would think it would be a zine
but it's like a real book but it's a real book and even i'll tell you there's a little easter
egg on the back a little embossing of his name on the back cover which is a very nice touch he must work in the
industry wow yeah he's works he works in the book industry i would have to think i'm impressed i'm
very impressed it also this uh tape it came with a note that said something like i love what you do
and i hate when people say that just Just on the note say, I heard about your podcast.
You don't have to lie to get us to play your tape,
even though we did work this time.
What specifically about what I do?
Everything?
I'm going to start writing back.
And what specifically is it?
I believe this tape is limited to 100.
Oh, weird, because these aren't even underground tapes.
This is like the pixies
yeah yeah that's the other thing and like a mixtape and some of them are like it'll be like
the red and peaks soundtrack it'll be like a red hot chili peppers tape and it'll be the actual
like professionally duplicated tape but a cover that he made like he lost the cover
and then made his own cover yeah here, here's a Jimi Hendrix experience
live San Diego Sports Arena, 1969.
Oh, that must be a bootleg.
And then above it, what does it say?
That's a board recording.
Blazing live show with a tape trading vibe
getting way out there.
Heavy rhythm section with Mitch Mitchell
and Noel Redding.
Amazing journey to May 24th, 69.
Painted a bust with enamel once
while playing this tape.
We need Dave.
Lost my mind on fumes and tunes.
Rip King Jimmy.
Yeah, so I'm not really sure
who this book is for.
I believe that's R.I.P.
It is R.I.P.
Sorry, Jimmy.
Sorry.
You can say rip.
I've used rip.
I've heard rip used before.
I've heard people say rip, Jamie.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
Joby's mourning Jimi Hendrix, and you're correcting his grammar.
A couple of violent fem tapes.
The shell on this one is a yellow shell with red imprinting,
which will always get me.
That McKids color scheme.
McKids.
It will always get me, which is weird,
because the J card is blue and black
yeah the j card almost looks like the donjo tape yeah they don't go together at all but
somehow they also do what do you got what's got you laughing just another thing for the sex
jody is there something you want to share with the class no alright Bleach Boys
that's funny
I thought that was pretty funny
so hand drawn artwork here looks very good
like I said freaky
folky noisy freaky
dakey
he's probably dirty all the time
but this book is nice and the tape is fun
limit to 100 as I said
I think there's like five left on Bandcamp,
as I'm saying this.
And we can go to the bathroom.
And I believe it says on here,
I looked earlier,
I believe it says you can go to the bathroom
when you listen to it.
I'm going to go right now.
Joe's going to go right now.
So if you have to go to the bathroom,
do it when we're listening to this.
And is that all of them for this block?
Yes. Yes, indeed. And by the way i'm from a previous episode joe does not trust your
toilet seats so he's he stands in this bathroom you stand when you poop here okay
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Stowaway on a sinking ship.
Just a stowaway on a stinking... Just a so... Just a stowaway on a sinkin' ship. Stowaway on a sinkin' ship. Just a stowaway on a stinkin' ship. Just a stowaway on a stinkin' ship.
Just a stowaway on a sinkin' ship.
Just a stowaway on a sinkin' ship.
Just a stowaway on a stinkin' ship.
Just a stowaway on a sinkin' ship.
Just a stowaway on a sinkin' ship.
Just a stowaway on a sinkin' ship.
Just a stowaway on a sinkin' ship.
Just a stowaway on a stinkin' ship.
Just a stowaway on a sinking ship. Just to stow away on some stinking ship.
Ha ha ha. I couldn't bike that far Took a day to walk to the store
Stummin' on the way back
We're way too poor
If we're lucky
We catch a grind
And if we double lucky
They'd have air inside
If we triple lucky
They'd spark up weed
One bite and then we had all we need.
Ain't it simple when you got nothing?
Know you're losing cause you never win.
You ain't never eating, staying nice and thin.
But then again, it'd be good to swim
Remember back when we had no wheels
Drinking 40 ounces out in a field
Burned a big fire to have some fun
Put a lot of bottles in and shoot that gun
If the cops come tellin' that I ain't home,
I stayed quite a while, said they'd leave us alone.
Just cause this law don't make it right,
we possess cars in the middle of the night.
Ain't it simple
when you got nothing
Don't know you're losing
cause you never win
You never eat
staying nice and thin
But then again
it'd be good to spend
Remember back when we had no run
Trailer hot, couldn't stay inside
Wasn't too fancy, just a single wide
Didn't have much, but at least we tried
Buzz picked us up around 5 a.m.
Last one out and the first one in.
Still so boring, I sleep all day.
When the night comes, it's time to play.
Ain't it simple when you got nothing?
You don't know you're losing cause you never win.
Ain't never easy staying nice and thin.
But then again, it'd be good to spin.
I love you.
When country comes to town today, the sky will crack, the earth will shake, and the heavens give their last embrace.
When country comes to town, when country comes to town, when country comes to town, though they will stop their worldly strife and listen and bow down, though they will fill with blissful peace and honor that fair crown.
When country comes to town, when country comes to town, when country comes to town tonight, the lamb will lay, the curse will fight, the seas will weep in sheer delight. When country comes to town, when country comes to town, when country comes to town, oh they will stop their worldly strife and listen and bow down. Oh they will fill with blissful peace and honor that
fair ground when country comes to town when country comes to town
now yeah i'm ready well you gotta say what we just played jamie because i can't pronounce all
the words oh spoon a loogie i'll do scott schultz and adam void and you do the one in the middle
well no adam void was last block wasn't it yeah the last block we just played oh yeah
um scott schultz and then we did zambo juji no you gotta say all the trappings that go along
with it that was scott schultz with a new one, Figuring Ground on Already Dead.
Then we had Zamba Juju, the B-side, split with Spaniard.
How do you say that?
Zamba what?
I forget.
It was Zumb, first of all.
Zumbalooji.
Here, do you want the tape?
Zumbalooji, yeah.
Let me see it.
I'll see it.
You say it.
I'll say it.
I can do it.
We are going to get corrected on Twitter.
I'll fucking do it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Zoomigalooji.
It's an expression.
Zoomigalooji. Yeah, Zoomigalooji. Duh. Zoomigalooji. Duh. Duh. it i'll say it i can we are gonna get corrected on twitter oh jesus christ zoomie galoo zoomie galoo gee yeah zoomie galoo gee zoomie galoo gee duh my uncle zoomie zoomie galoo gee my uncle
zoomie galoo gee dear oh dear that doesn't sound right turn your sound clips up jamie jamie i think
i'm still turned down from when i was playing music earlier um and then finally we had adam
void adam boy getting weird checking out out his zine book as well.
His zine book. Looks like a zine,
but it's actually a book. The book that should have been a zine
by Adam Void, a collection of cassette tapes.
Don't box them in. All kinds of genres
in there. All kinds of thoughts.
No, pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You make that. I wonder how many were made.
Yeah, I'm sure there's a bunch of them. made. Yeah. Survey said
three. Yeah, I'm sure there's a bunch
of them. I'm sure, you know,
you gotta make the decision of
financially speaking of what you're gonna
do and that's why you do it in black and white.
But you gotta wonder
how friggin
nice it would've been in color.
It would've popped.
At least make the color, the cover in color. What have popped at least make the coloring the covering
color what do you guys think no no no black and white yeah oh i like when i get them right so now
i got i was so sure here's a noise type oh what is it who is it who is it cremremated. Did you think it was going to be you? Yeah.
This is one of my
edition of 50.
Alright.
We're ready to end this show.
We are.
I'm ready to end this show.
What was the other book?
Unspooled by Rob Drew.
Kind enough to mention
not Jamie, but Tabs Out out the other people and here's
one more from the cassette tapes book from uh what is it adam void it's nirvana and sessicide
but he found the j card and then dubbed his own tape and did a label for it
oh that that's cool so found the j card, dubbed it super loud and fuzzy, blown out speakers.
Pretty scary.
That's fun.
That's it for that one.
All right.
Do one more.
Do one more.
Do one more.
Open up randomly.
Do one more.
Good job, Chase.
You were poopies.
Let's see what this is.
You went doo-dee-dee in the potty.
Doo-dee-dee in the potty.
I got to find that one.
Your hair was in the toilet water. Let's go to the bathroom. I went tee-doo-tee-tee in the potty. Tee-tee in the potty. Your hair was in the toilet water.
Let's go to the bathroom.
I have this one.
Oh, wow.
You went tee-tee in the potty.
Well, this is just the real tape.
Arrested Development unplugged.
Oh, they did it unplugged.
I guess so, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, I was hoping I was going to have a good sound clip to go along with it.
I don't have any Arrested Development ones.
Mamma mia.
Yeah.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Doobie Brothers!
Jamie,
please. Alright, Jamie.
Welcome. Okay,
in the last block lately, I've been doing
kind of fun tapes, been having fun with it. I've been noticing that.
Oh, it's been fun! It's been fun.
It's been fun. You've been mentioning the story.
The story arc. Jamie's story.
He likes to end with fun. So I'm kind of done with my grandfather's
stuff, but Sean Stelfox, our friend from Indonesia. our friend you said that you were like you spit that was a trilogy
i'm done with my grandfather that was a trilogy i understood the arc so i got some tapes from
indonesia that sean gave me graciously they were just sitting in his parents house and he wanted
to just make sure they got to somebody who could catalog them and listen to them um so i got this
tape from indonesia um from sean it's by a guy named give me fuel
give me fire give me that which i desire gasang marto hartano um this is a tape from the 70s
um the style of music is called karong kong or kron kong um it's a traditional indonesian music
and uh yeah take the tape out check it out i like this new generation of music yeah it looks
like it's you know it's something you got out from the library or something it's got some like
stickers on it you better get it back yeah those fees are gonna kill you oh yeah oh yeah it
definitely was from a library or something because there's like the dewey decimal yeah oh wow literally
from the library okay you weren't joking yeah yeah no and it it's like, they laminated the J card.
That's a hell of a lamination.
They had,
that particular library
had some water damage in the past.
Yeah, they were like,
no.
They were like,
we're not losing our entire inventory again.
Laminate everything.
Every page of every book,
every DVD,
laminate them.
But I added this one to discogs two months ago
and somebody from indonesia already has it for sale for 16 which i think is a little high
whoa but yeah they took advantage of my hard work and it's not that easy entering an indonesian tape
because i got to do some translation on google i got to do research figure out what the genre
the genre is and all this stuff you poor american you poor American. Did you email them, Jamie?
Yeah.
I mean, come on.
They should at least cut me in a little bit for the $16.
Last week, I worked very hard while my wife and her man friend were out having Thai food.
I was there too, man.
I would like you to pay Cal me $18.
You can't get cocked
if you ain't there, Jamie.
I was there.
Oh, he was there.
Yeah.
What's this pup event organizer inside?
It's stamped.
Oh, I don't know what that is.
I didn't research that.
Yeah, but there's a big rubber stamp
in the middle of the blank J card,
which I used to scan,
but I don't anymore
because people yelled at me for doing that.
Wait, what?
They yelled at you
for doing what?
Oh, no,
I did put it on here.
You pervert.
You pervert.
Wait, what?
They used to yell at you
for scanning it?
Well, you guys
used to make fun of me
because when I was
putting stuff on Discogs,
I would scan
if the other side
of the J card was blank,
I would scan it
just so people knew
that it was blank.
I like to prove,
hey,
and then you guys made fun of me and then I also found out that discog says you're not allowed to do that
but this one since there's a stamp on there and a sticker i scanned it scanned it so you can go
in discogs you type in kasang and i can't bonus karen kong is the name of the album you're a
psychopath components with a k i have no memory of it but i i i but I believe every word of it.
Jamie, are you completely nude when you're doing this,
or do you have on some sort of rubber underwear?
Is latex rubber?
Latex is rubber, yeah.
Does latex count?
This is really, really scary and difficult.
All right, so you're just going to go in on the A side here.
You got it skewed up, it seems like.
God, I love this cassette shell.
They used to be able to make a cassette shell.
Yeah, look at the top of it, too.
They got a printing on it.
Music is the name of the label.
This one is not a bootleg.
This is a legitimate company,
unlike the other one I played from the,
what was it, Space Art and Space,
that one I played there.
Yeah, that was a boot.
Yeah.
Joby, what do you think about these tabs?
These are like, this is like a Star Wars X-Wing.
Look at this thing.
Look at these nubs.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen these before.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wait.
No, they got an angle on them like you wouldn't believe.
It's not symmetrical.
It's not symmetrical.
There's two different angles.
Look at the getaway sticks on this thing.
Yeah.
Indonesia in the 70s was just
on a different level. I'll tell you what, if I'm on a work site
and this Noroco case walks by,
now I don't normally do this, but I'm like,
hey honey! Give us a
smile.
Yeah.
Man, the flams on this is
insane.
Why would they make it like this i love it catalog that jamie did you take pictures does it have the thumb tab to for
easy opening oh yeah yeah okay so the thumb tab is still there in the 70s are you putting
pictures of the nubs on discogs i I don't do that yet, but I'm thinking about it.
Please get started.
A lot of good nub talk.
Please get into it.
Okay, who's going next?
You want to go or you want to end it?
I'll go.
I'm going to play another one right from the mailbag that I got today.
Oh, wow.
You're doing it again.
Doing it again only because it's another comp.
So, Joe, you have this trunk full of cassette tapes.
I saw you open your trunk, and I just saw cassettes pouring out, but you didn't play any of them you were just playing all the mail bag tapes
I played one
That's why he's got a Prius so it runs on the Ferric
I'm going to play this comp
I'm assuming it's new
On bonding tapes
Oh yeah I did just give you this downstairs
Well actually technically it was on the table upstairs
You might have brought it from downstairs
I did bring it from downstairs
No I gave
my mailman a key. He just swings up here.
Just take it right up. Just take it right up, Jack.
Oh, Jack. Oh, Jerry got fired.
He's been opening the packages.
I usually probably wouldn't like
this graphic design, but I think I like it.
It's got
your J card, but that's
just got unreadable
text all over it, kind of chopped and it's an art choice
what do we call this oh the u card oh there's a card i don't know yeah there's a u card inside
there the u card this j card and there's just the u card that goes just in the spine part
charles barabee's label used to do that. La Coho did that.
La Coho did a U-Card, right?
Is that what they did?
Was it that piece?
I think so.
Or was it different?
I can't remember.
This is a San Diego label established 2014.
But then the U-Card has all the track information.
But the way that it...
Right there, Mike.
Straight ahead under your Tabs Out sticker on the middle.
You think so? I feel... No Right there, Mike. Straight ahead under your tabs out sticker on the middle. You think so?
I feel...
No, no, no.
Your middle column there.
No, no.
Go away from that.
Up or down?
To the right.
All the way to the right.
Keep going off that shelf.
Next shelf.
You're messing with me.
No, next shelf?
Like over here?
No, no.
That's better.
Okay.
Let me examine this Lockahoo tape. Oh, yeah. It is the same thing. Look at me. Look at me. No, that's better. Okay. Let me examine this Lockahoo tape.
Oh, yeah.
It is the same thing.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Wow, it's been so long.
But look how they did the track titles here, Danny.
But no, here's why I got confused.
They used to put in just a folded thing.
Just a folded thing.
They went full this label.
Oh, no J.
Who is this label that you have, Joe?
This is Bonding.
Bonding goes full J card and U card.
They like the alphabet.
Cool. Let's see how the tracks They like the alphabet. Cool.
See how the tracks
are on the spine.
What other letters
are there that you can do?
T.
Yeah, what other cards?
Let's start from the beginning.
Start from the beginning.
W, Z, and A card.
An A card
would have to have
a little connector
in between.
Yeah.
Jamie didn't even
fucking look at it.
Oh, sorry.
Give it fucking back to me.
I have a hard time
focusing, man. I'm recording the episode. i'm trying to hit sound bites you just literally you literally
just put it in your hand and then handed it to mike without looking and that's why my wife gets
so mad at me all the time look at this yeah mike look at it wow no look how they did the track
titles this is so cool talk about it i can I can't see. It's too small.
Don't tell Mike how to run his show.
Oh, wow. It like wraps all the way around. It wraps around. And this sits
under the Jay Carter on top of it.
But you can probably do it either way you want.
You can do it any way you want, baby. This is my America.
This is cool.
So I'll just play the classic first track
off the first line. Who's all on this comp?
Oh, let's see. And what's the comp called
Quality Time Volume 4
Quality Time Volume 4
Oh yeah we played
Quality Time
Oh yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
We played these before
So we played a couple
Of these people on here
Before
First artist is Kemeck
K-E-M-E-K
V-N-C-F is next
I believe I've
We should probably play
Those first two tracks
They add up
They were just around
Five minutes That sounds great Kemeck and V-N-C-F Very nice cars VNCF is next. I believe I've... We should probably play those first two tracks. They add up. They're just around five minutes.
That sounds great, Jimmy.
Kamek and VNCF.
Very Nice Cars Ferraris.
Mr. Abstract Butterfingers.
You can't lay a Mr. Abstract...
Hang on a minute, Mr. Abstract Butterfingers.
We got E plus RO equals three.
Someone cut out my joke, too.
Because you can't lay a finger.
So yeah, cut all that out.
Oh my God.
Butt of fingers.
Asymmetrical head.
Dolphin brain.
Mothership collective.
You're a dolphin brain.
You're a dolphin brain.
You're a dolphin brain.
Colin Dyer.
Fuck you.
SR388.
Curated by Bonding Tapes.
Came out May 3rd, 2024.
It's hot off the presses.
A brand new one.
Hot times.
Compilation contains 16 tracks consisting of various forms of experimental electronic music and hip-hop.
Bondo.
Bonding tapes number 46.
Bondo days.
Bondo.
Bondo days coming at you.
Well, it says Bondo in their like.
From San Diego.
Oh, no.
It says Bond 046.
My mistake.
Hell yeah.
So that's what I'll play.
I love you just picking these out of the bag.
Keep those in your car.
Let them get. Put them in your trunk. let them simmer Let them marinate all over the summer
We'll come back when the school year starts
New school year starts in the fall
And you've got a big soup of tapes in your trunk
And you go outside
And you kind of take a big stick
And you stir them
I think it helps break in the pressure pad
It makes it nice and squishy
The pressure pad I didn makes it nice and squishy.
Yeah, you're right.
The pressure pad.
I didn't know that's what that was called.
You've been putting pictures of the pressure pads on this guy?
The pressure pad, yeah.
We never talk about the pressure pad.
We never do.
What color is this one?
Well, because it's hidden underneath of the tape is why.
Yeah, you got to pull it out a little bit, take a look.
They're usually just black, but maybe sometimes they-
This one's like gray.
Yeah?
But this is that old tape, so maybe it's a...
That pressure pad's probably real brittle. It is real brittle.
Feel it, feel it. Barely. I don't want to touch it, honestly,
because it's just going to fall apart.
I wonder if you can get replacements.
I think you can just... I'm not even joking
here. You can cut out a little piece of sponge
and glue it in. That's how you repair it.
It's primarily with 8-track tapes, because
those had really big pressure pads, and they
just turned into dust.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Yeah, so you cut out a piece of sponge and tape it in.
And just tape it back in.
Yeah, that's what I've heard, at least.
I've never tried it.
Okay.
I'm going to do a little experiment when I get home.
You can get replacement fell pressure pads for cassette tape repair,
30 pieces, $12 here.
$12?
I got $12.
It's RetroSpec.com, but spelled weird.
Well, do you get the little tweezers with it? Oh, I would hope
so. You need the tweezers. You do get the tweezers.
Yeah, it's a whole...
I imagine Jamie has like...
You know like when they do torture in a movie
and they like spread all the tools out?
Yeah. He's got a room where
they're already spread out.
But it's just tweezers. I got a lot of dental
tools. Little pokers. Oh, you got little pokers?
Yeah. He goes in every night
if you're fixing a piece of electronics
sometimes you gotta poke a little piece in there
he goes in and just straightens them
I'd like to get my hands on some dental tools
oh yeah that'd be nice a whole room of them
just set aside with all your dental tools
just little pokers for things
and what's the thing you put stuff in to sterilize it
an autoclave?
he's got an autoclave
you would go there Jamie
let's end this episode please
I gotta go to a parade
crash cymbals
big time favorites
crash cymbals number
it looks like
oh yeah
aren't you supposed to sing along to it?
I gotta wait for it.
One sec.
Man Ray.
Dewar is the name of the tape.
Man Ray is the name of the band.
Check out the clip art-esque artwork going on.
I love it.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
That's a little asterisk. It sounds like when you say Dewar,
it sounds like somebody from the Midwest when they say, I'm going on tour. I'm going on tour. I'm opening the Dewar. Oh, yeah. Look at that. That's a little ash. It sounds like when you say Dewar, it sounds like somebody from the Midwest when they say
I'm going on tour.
I'm going on tour.
I'm opening the Dewar.
Going on tour.
Is that a tooth next to the lighter?
There's a little tooth.
It looks like a human tooth.
Everything else is kind of chill.
Everything else is like, I'm going to put on Weekend at Bernie's.
I'm going to light up a long spliff.
Yeah, but it's got that weird split in the middle.
I rolled it wrong.
I'm sorry. I rolled it wrong. I'm sorry.
I rolled it wrong.
This is my second one.
And that's my second one.
My tooth fell out
on the first one.
And it's a little lighter.
What else is on the table?
A little ashtray.
Ashtray, a key.
And then I don't know
what's standing
next to the lighter.
Yeah, some sort of
I think it's cologne.
Oh, wow.
Like a fancy cologne bottle?
Yeah.
You unscrew that top?
Yeah.
Just do a little on your neck.
And it's like, doer from Man Ray.
Doer from Man Ray.
This is Kristen Raymond, who is like, if you take that last name, R-E-I-M-A-N, and you
split them in half.
I see what they did.
You got it.
I got it.
Because you do all the New York Times,
the connections.
I do the connections.
The wordle.
The wordle.
So when you came in here,
you saw this name
and you were like,
wait a minute.
Right away, my mind.
Wait a minute,
you were like,
my puzzle brain.
You were like,
the mini.
I got a new word game
for you guys to try.
What is it?
It's impossible.
It's called Semantle.
Like Semantic, Semantle.
Try it sometime.
It's really hard.
I don't like hard games.
Yeah, it's really hard.
I like the easy ones. I like easy games. No, Semantle. No, thank, Semantle. Try it sometime. It's really hard. I don't like hard games. Yeah, it's really hard. I like the easy ones.
I like easy games.
No, Semantle.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
Text it to me.
Estonian electronic music artist
residing in Frankfurt, Germany
put out this tape
in an edition of 150 on,
I'll say it again, Jamie,
so be ready,
Crash Cymbals.
Label from Morgantown,
West Virginia.
They have some very rare luxury elite tapes that they sent to us.
Well, I think just to you.
You gotta play it up to the part when you do that.
I didn't get one.
The
man in the
luxury elite tape
and wear it.
Oh my God.
I love when they do little,
look at the little bones they drew on the little,
on the shell.
I love that bone.
So I haven't heard too much of this.
I was listening to a little bit of Breakfast.
What's the nub situation?
Oh my gosh.
It had,
not an X-Wing,
I can tell you that.
Oh no,
it's like throwing a dart at a dartboard.
Really?
It's an asymmetrical nub again?
It is.
What?
Similar to the other one, but a little bit different.
Wow.
I was getting some Wiseblood vibes,
and I was having a very good time with this,
so I'm excited to just put this on and press play
from where it is, and here's some more, and I'm sure everyone else put this on and press play from, you know, where it is
and hear some more.
And I'm sure everyone else will too
and that'll be the end of the episode.
Yes.
Episode 198.
Man yelling at me tapes.
And Jamie, did we have any,
did you have any calculations on that format?
Do we have any information on it?
What are you talking about?
The format,
the particular format that's getting popular.
Is that information come in?
From the beginning of the episode, do you have it?
Welcome.
I can't remember.
I can't remember the conversation.
From the beginning of the episode.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Is that information in, Jamie?
Yes.
Do you have it?
Yeah, I'm going to let you guys know right now.
Jamie.
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