Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #201 | 10.30.24
Episode Date: October 30, 2024Dictionary, Ryan Ebaugh, Creep Tape, Same Day, S. Ledig, Mårble, Ben Dumbauld, Megafortress, Zebras & Bulls Fight Tonight!, and Dropdead...
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We did it! We did it.
We did it, Joe.
Congratulations, Joe.
We did it.
That was supposed to be for episode 200, by the way.
I missed that one.
That would have been good.
I told this jabroni to put that on his soundboard for episode 200,
and he missed it.
What episode is this?
Tabs out.
Cassette.
Start over. Start over. Start over. Your Tabs Out. Cassette. Start over.
Your hair's in the toilet water. Start over.
Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode 201.
I'm Jamie. I'm Joe.
Did you want to go first?
No, I guess I'm just a little upset
this time. Why?
Oh, God. You guys don't care.
Why? Is it your birthday? No. That's in December, right? December... I get don't dox me. Oh, God, you guys don't care. Why? Is it your birthday? No.
That's in December, right? December...
I get don't dox me. Oh, yeah, right, right.
I guess I'm just a little upset.
Don't dox me!
287. Because people on the
internet like to say mean and cruel things.
Oh, you Googled yourself again?
You can't do that, Mike.
You gotta let that stuff slide.
I don't have to Google myself.
I have an alert set with my name on it.
My computer is like, all day, all day.
Boom.
Boom.
What did someone on the internet say?
Well, I'm just noticing now.
It was a little over a year ago, but I'm just noticing now.
I guess I'm kind of still upset about it.
I saw it a year ago and I've just been stewing in my brain.
Somebody left us a meme review on
a podcast.
On podcast.apple.com
slash US slash podcast.
Slash tabs out.
Is this one a ding at me?
Oh, you wish. I think he sent it to me.
No one has any clue
how you're on this podcast.
Jamie, please. Let me read you what this jabron, Jamie. Jamie, please.
Let me read you what this jabroni said.
Really cool tapes.
I hear that.
I hear really cool tapes.
And I think, oh, hell yeah.
Wait, are you reading this now?
I'm reading it.
This is what he says.
I hear really cool.
Are you sure?
He said really cool tape,
or they said really cool tapes.
Okay.
And I'm thinking.
And now this is you. I'm thinking, okay. And now I'm like calling over my family. Hey, everybody they said really cool tapes. Okay. And I'm thinking, and now this is you,
I'm thinking, okay.
And now I'm like calling over my family,
hey, everybody get over here.
The reviews are in.
The reviews are in.
Check out what Strange Cares said about
Habs Alcacep podcast.
But,
but,
I knew there was a but.
But,
I find the hosting hard to listen to.
They talk over each other a lot.
What?
No, I, yeah.
First of all.
Look at this crispy chicken.
Maybe you should just be able to.
What are you, how dumb?
Let me ask you guys a question.
How dumb do you think someone needs to be to be like, oh my God, there's two people talking.
I can't handle this.
I need one people talking.
Well, these modern, these kids, the kids. You suck! The TikTok generation. The TikTok generation. They can't handle this I need one people talking well these kids
the TikTok generation
they can't do it
they're constantly putting in soundboard effects
you're welcome
so most of the time
I can't follow it at all
which my question to that is
I don't know what you're attempting to follow
sit back and enjoy it baby you don't know what you're attempting to follow. Sit back and enjoy it, baby.
You don't need to, like, follow us anywhere.
Jamie's putting you in a satchel, and we're taking you with us.
Your hair was in the toilet water.
Worth checking out.
Okay, now.
Oh, okay.
Family, come back.
Because by now I push my family, get away from this computer.
Worth checking out.
Don't look at what the memes people are saying we're checking out but but it's another but it's like the
kardashian family all of a sudden all these butts everywhere with the butts off the chain
i was thinking about getting that done just a lift i got the meat
i have heard i have heard people say about Joe B
He's got the meat but he ain't got the potatoes
Yeah yeah not like I used to
His butt's worth checking out
Yeah it's worth checking out
But definitely a podcast
You have to work to listen to
Oh that's the best kind
Nobody wants to work anymore
No one wants to work
Spot another millennial over here
I gotta show up I gotta put in some Who are those people wants to work no one wants to work okay spot another millennial over here exactly oh i gotta
show up i gotta do i gotta put in some no just who are those people we already said we were
gonna just give it to you yeah you gotta work a little bit you gotta work it's like lord of the
rings how so you gotta get into it oh yeah it's like experimental music i mean you gotta work at
it you gotta work at that's not just on the radio. Oh, I'm sorry. This is something you have to concentrate on.
I'm sorry.
You tune in and go,
Hello, this is Jeffrey Vanilla.
Jeffrey Vanilla.
No, guys, please don't talk over me.
Please don't talk over me.
Strange Cares might post a bad review of me.
Hello, this is Jeffrey Vanilla.
And coming up, we'll be playing a song
by, like, Madonna, I guess.
Oh!
You gotta work.
Vanilla gets a bad rap because it has a flavor.
This again.
I'll give you some room and you do your vanilla.
This is Joe's food review corner.
It's not a review.
No, it's more of a gripe.
It's a gripe, yeah.
I like how it's a review just of a type of food.
Today, Joe's going to review vanilla.
I don't think he's reviewing the food
food as much as vanilla bean it's like a blast of flavor i feel like you're reviewing people's
reaction to vanilla why is vanilla considered bland because it's vanilla what do you mean because
if someone describes something as bland you know that party was because mid it was vanilla because in comparison
to what to chocolate no to stuff with oh my god joe b's his his brain is update on our ice cream
technology we're putting in all kinds of caramel swirls yeah but this term has been around before
caramel swirl american dream yeah because they have strawberry peanut butter ripple before
ben and jerry's the term vanilla
as boring was a term this why is this your main thing why is for years this anyway let's go back
this is your whole personality i can go for hours on vanilla also uh sometime last year somebody
wrote that that my husband makes me listen to this in the car sometimes it's actually not that bad oh okay okay so we appeal to married women
i've been telling you we're doing good i've been telling you married women love us and if you get
that butt lift joe it's over it's oh could you imagine 60 40 support that doubles our whole
audience that does it does we're up to eight people.
All right.
It's actually not that bad.
Is that the end of the review?
That was the one review that says,
good husband content.
And it says that.
Yeah, that's just that.
Those two sentences.
Oh, good.
Which is like,
and that was five stars
and the other one
was less than five stars.
Very not nice.
I love it.
All right.
Any attention is good attention.
So, cool tapes.
We have cool tapes. And let's, I guess we'll play some. Any attention is good attention. So cool tapes. We have cool tapes.
And let's, I guess we'll play some.
I'm still sad.
Jamie, why don't you go?
Again?
No, Jamie's been going.
Joe, why don't you go?
Yeah.
I'll start with this mystery tape.
The one that Jamie showed me.
The one that Jamie was cackling over downstairs.
We were downstairs.
I heard him outside when I parked my car.
We were downstairs. when i parked my car we were downstairs and upstairs you hear
jones like what is that it caught me off guard it did it's very fun i'm glad you stopped opening it
yeah i didn't want to see who it's from because if it was from like tim or something it's going
to be less funny it's going to be less funny yeah yeah nothing against him that's okay do you want
to explain what the tape i'm gonna'm going to do it right now.
So do you remember what the package looked like that this came in?
No, it just came in an envelope.
It came in an envelope.
I opened it up, and I'll say something in a moment, but I haven't gotten further than
where we are at.
So this tape is wrapped in an off-white craft paper type packing.
Yeah, it's like what you wrapped your textbooks in growing up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, fuck. I forgot. You forgot about that. Oh, the 90s. Oh, it's like what you wrapped your textbooks in growing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck, I forgot.
You forgot about that. Oh, the 90s.
Oh, nostalgia. You had to get the fold
all good, yeah. Up, up, down, down, left, right,
left, right. Oh, forget about it.
Alright, what's going on? And it's just white
and off white paper.
You're in the industry.
What stock is that?
What would that be called? I feel like
this is just like a 20-pound bond. 20-pound bond. Yeah like this is just like a 20 pound bond 20 pound
bond this is your like a hammer mill computer hammer mill computer paper but it's even it might
be a computer paper anyway and then there's just some printing on it whatever just in a i don't
know what font that is what uh it's uh all caps all caps yeah it is a sans you say sans sans
sans i think it's comic stains comic stains you say sans? Sans. I think it's Comic Stains. Comic Stains.
I heard about your podcast.
He's texting it.
All it says is, I heard about your podcast.
It says it very small, right?
Very small and just a plain font.
And I'll say, I remember in the envelope this tape came in, that little bit of text, I heard about your your podcast little strips of it filled the envelope
what really they came out everywhere and i was like a confetti like a confetti they came out
i was like what the fuck is this and then i saw that they all said like they spent time with like
a little scissor a scissor or like i don't know probably like in their underwear with like a
dentist tool or something something weird we'll know more once we listen and it'll be less funny if it's tim well it's all coming back to me now where this came from now
in one of the episodes somebody sent us a letter and they and they um they said i really like your
podcast and mike said why don't you just say i've heard of your podcast because we know you don't
actually listen to it just say i've heard of it and we'll play your tape oh you think this is a
callback this is this is a ploy to get their tape played.
It's all coming back to you now.
Jamie, give me some reverb.
Is it all coming back to you?
This is a tape there were those empty threats and hollow lies musical it might drown us out yeah who cares who cares through them have anyone heard of
dictionary before this might be the first release an edition of 20 we got like a green cover with a graphic on it a good job who's the artist i missed it
dictionary that's hard to google that's right up i like it right up my alley what's the name of the
tape dictionary it's just self-titled i can't find that there's gotta be some kind of information on
there we're getting there we're getting there dictionary dot folly of dot men I'm not going to that Hold on let me see what happens
Oh shit
Music and design by
Alma Ramsey
And what we got here
There's a whole name
Well I don't know about the middle
We got a 60 minute Maxwell tape
Old school
Maxell
A lot of people say i got the dollar store ones
they were a little too big they didn't fit in the deck you had to shave it off yeah it's all
my mom can afford you had to file it to get it to go in uh 60 minute max mel
tape with a little sticker on it let's see if if we Google this name, Alma Ramsey. And it seems like it's the first release.
It's the DICT-001-001.
I think we land it possibly.
We're going to look into it more.
I'm going to have Jamie do some research.
Jamie, fire up your research machine.
Oh, it's fired up.
I think we got an electronic musician
who sometimes contributes sound design
and scores to other media and artistic work from Buffalo, New York.
Oh, Buffalo.
I think that's what we're dealing with right now.
I think that's what we're dealing with.
This is very, the presentation was very artsy.
Yeah.
Right?
We got a C60 Type 1 cassette.
Hell, that's your ferric oxide.
I'm excited about this.
You know what I like about this?
What?
Presentation and everything.
Can I see the J card again?
Obviously, this is handmade. Right? Yeah. You know, this like about this presentation and everything? Can I see the J card again? Obviously, this is handmade, right?
Yeah.
You know, this person made this.
Well, they didn't make the actual tape.
They didn't make the tape.
They made that in a factory.
They made that in a factory, but I'm saying it's all put together.
And they were using their hands.
You even got some pencil.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm tired of Jamie dismissing the work of the middle class blue collar union workers in this country.
He doesn't think they work with their hands at the factory.
All right?
Yeah, Jamie.
Okay, go ahead, Josh.
Thank you so much!
No, I was going to say, there's little pencil marks where they...
Yeah, where they...
To fold the thing.
Where they fold it.
And sometimes handmade stuff can be really...
Is that how you score it?
Really sloppy.
That's not how I would do it.
You know old school noise?
Oh my God, yes.
Yes, I do.
This is handmade, but this is well...
This is put together very well this is
what that's all i'm trying to say i really like the presentation it's not their first tape it's
not their first and if it is their first tape they did a really good job kudos yeah kudos
no i'm the very same it's not just spray painted with like the the bit the the band-aid from the
j card sticker on one side crooked yeah hate that? Crooked handwriting on it.
No.
No, this is great.
Get out of here!
All right, Jamie,
what do you got to follow up?
Hopefully, it slaps.
Hopefully,
because we're starting
the episode out with it.
What a weird, stupid thing to do.
If it doesn't slap...
The only thing we had going for us
is that we played cool tapes.
We suck,
but the tapes are cool.
And now we're like,
let's start off the show
with a tape we haven't heard yet.
Oh, God, then it all might suck.
And then people are going to be so mean to me.
Then people are going to be so mean to me.
I'm very excited for Jamie's theme this time.
Oh, you want to know what my theme is this time?
Yeah.
I had to think about it.
The theme is, and maybe I'm contradicting myself.
I've been chomping at the bit.
I might be contradicting myself now, but the theme was supposed to be stuff that's hard
for me to look up online okay oh well
this is okay i'm right in there but just now i was able to find a lot of information about this
a whole lot of it he dialed in he died he was oh wait the computer you usually set a tone this
person this person only has one release on discogs there's no information of him on discogs
but then i found his band camp and there's a lot of releases.
And the label, this label has been out since 1999,
and maybe has only had 20 or 30 releases.
All right.
The label is called Daft Alliance from San Diego.
So this is all starting to be daft. Oh, Jamie.
There's a saxophone man on the front.
There's a saxophone man on the cover.
Why do you think Mike picked it out for me?
He picks out all my clothes in the morning And he picks out my tapes
He lays out my undies on the bed
Me too
If you get the car accident you gotta have clean underwear on
But the artist is Ryan Ebao
Ebao, Ryan Ebao
Saxophone, in case you didn't know from the cover
It says ono. Saxophone. In case you didn't know from the cover, it says on the inside.
Saxophonist.
Saxo.
Saxophone.
Saxophone.
And there was a cool little story about this.
So this is just solo saxophone extended technique.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, type thing.
Jamie.
And this recording comes from two sessions at your studio.
Not your studio.
No, no, no.
Your studio.
Spell that.
Y-O-U-R-Ee i thought you were going to do an
admin costello i was ready to play ball with you no pun intended oh fuck i have an admin
wait a minute
mr comedian over here that looks like i had a home run
wait a minute you got all that written down So this came from two sessions
And it sounds like he just went in the studio
Hit record and played
And that's how you do it
Free improv folks
But yeah, Ryan Ebaugh is played in a band called
Ebaugh
Just name it your own name, there's like seven releases ebow
okay yeah well on the band camp says ryan ebow okay i mean the inside says ryan ebow but the
spine says ebow so when i'm he couldn't fit it all yeah organize this with my ebow tapes where
does this land oh we got a little collage cut up almost like digital distortion of
him i'm assuming on the uh yeah on the cover black and white yeah and it's um it's a little
bit crunchy like the recording quality it's a little clipped out saxophone just
you love that stuff yeah i can i get into it sometimes you dig it you dig it
i got to work and i thought about
yesterday jay because uh they were listening to mr bungle oh which album um you don't know the one
the one with the face on the cover the one with the face oh yeah i'm gonna play a classic the
self-titled yeah man i have two here that would go excellent in this block but i don't want to
i'll just start off the next block with it. This time I'll play...
This is a little bit of a peculiar one.
It is called
Creep Tape.
Or it's Creep Tape,
and the tape is called Zoo With Only Bigfoots.
It's a self-release tape.
I haven't really looked up too much information about it.
Look at this guy inside of here.
There's this muscle...
I hope that's not the person on the tape, this muscle man inside.
Oh, no, they caught me.
That's me.
Oh, shit.
Wait, take your glasses off.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to take my hat off.
No, put the hat back on.
This guy's buff.
This is like, you know, remember when men look?
We're hairy chests.
Oh, yeah.
Charles Bronson.
Bring it back.
Yeah.
Did we ever see Charles Bronson's chest? Normally, he has like long sleeves and a gun i don't know but i
want to say i remind me to i want to say a funny thing off air okay all right all right this was
written a recorded and mixed by matt meandle additional voice work by a bunch of people
uh released just earlier this month october 2024 And it seems to be one of those things.
It's an edition of 50, by the way, pro dub tapes.
It seems to be one of those things.
He's from Columbus, Ohio.
And it seems to be one of those things
that this person either just totally went stream of thought,
like random, you know, it's a lot of talking.
It's storytelling.
It's modern day storytelling. Oh, okay. So it's one lot of talking it's storytelling it's modern day storytelling oh okay
so it's one of those things where this person either put a lot of effort and intention to it
and there's like some theory behind it and it can all be explained to you or it's just off the head
kind of like nonsense right but either way i started listening to it and then i was like let
me stop i don't want to listen to the whole thing. I want to have a longer experience with you fellas.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So I'll play that.
I'll play Creep Tape.
Can we turn the lights off?
Creep Tape.
We will turn the lights off.
All right.
Let's hurry up and get into these.
And then, Joe, you want to say something really funny?
It's not that funny.
Okay.
All right.
It's not for the air. Clown
Clown Come on. Come on. I'm
I'm um
um oh I'm Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so........ I don't know. uh
uh... Meow! No!. I triple dog dare you.
No. I quintuple dog dare you. No.
I quintuple dog dare you.
No, okay.
I no-nuple Pekingese Yorkshire Terrier blend dare you to watch The Last Slumber Party.
Not the Blu-ray, no Riff Trax commentary,
just straight up, straight to video VHS from
1988.
Why am I daring you to watch this movie?
I don't know.
Because it's dark and rainy out and knowingly making poor choices is kind of a thrill.
But also because I want to share this trick I figured out that can make pretty much any
movie watchable.
All you gotta do is this. Pop the tape in. Also, because I want to share this trick I figured out that can make pretty much any movie watchable.
All you gotta do is this. Pop the tape in.
And when the movie starts, close your eyes.
But keep listening to the dialogue.
And then simply imagine a table full of Subway $5 footlongs in the background of every scene.
Also picture every character either holding a $5 footlong or with one stuffed in their back pocket.
Go ahead real quick and give it a try.
Can you see the footlongs? Is it so vivid that you can even smell them?
Like a new pair of Birkenstocks dipped in mayonnaise.
Imagination. B-O-G-C-G-I. LeVar Burton was right.
Now once you've mastered the subway technique,
you can take it even further,
where you just tune the entire movie out and let your brain create its own movie from scratch.
So like, maybe you could imagine
a new version of Poltergeist
where the Freelings downsize to one of those tiny houses
and the ghost can't get like five minutes to itself
and it hates using the composting toilet. downsize to one of those tiny houses, and the ghost can't get like five minutes to itself,
and it hates using the composting toilet. And Carol Ann's like, they're here, and everyone's like, yeah, we know, because there's like literally nowhere for them to hide.
Let's imagine a shot-for-shot remake of Jaws. Everything the same, except the shark is wearing a book bag the entire time.
No one mentions it.
It's a purple transport.
Also, instead of Quint recalling his sinking on the USS Indianapolis
and being stranded in the ocean for five days surrounded by aggressive sharks,
rather, he tells Hooper and Brody about the time his flight to Denver was delayed an hour,
and he didn't have a magazine.
Or, another option, a version of The Shining,
where Jack Torrance only writes novelizations or Redbox movies.
All work and no play makes Liam Neeson want PG-13 revenge.
This whole imagining a movie during a movie technique is how I originally got the idea for my dream project,
a remake of The Exorcist 2.
But this time Regan is working as an assistant district attorney in D.C.
You know, because possession is nine-tenths of the law.
The power of attorney compels you.
The power of attorney compels you. The power of attorney compels you.
Your mother's a genius.
When I first started working on the Exorcist script,
I would do most of my writing in the park
because I find chipmunk soothing.
But one day it was raining really hard
and I was wearing a paper dress.
So I ran across the street to the zoo with only Bigfoots.
No smartphones are allowed inside, so if you want to take Bigfoot pics, you gotta rent the zoo's camera. Which is a busted old Polaroid with a blurry lens. And like, don't even bother
with their website. Just a bunch of missing links yeah yeah
oh i'm a creep oh jamie you're on tonight he is just on fire have you been like drinking
get out of here I gotta make a living!
You ran a 5K this morning. Jamie, please.
What was that block?
That block was, I figured out,
Dictionary Self-Titled.
Dictionary Self-Released.
E-Ball. TMSD739.
The tape just says E-Ball.
Tapped Alliance.
And then Creep Tape. Zoo with Only Bigfo only bigfoot self-released i like that uh yeah that was that's why i i'm afraid to listen to that i'm afraid to call it extended yeah i'm
afraid to call it silly yeah and stop talking over me people hate that it's like ben bennett
it was driving in the car but but but it was more, it was silly.
Ben Bennett is like, this is crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, also with that e-ball tape.
Ryan e-ball.
It's just an e-ball spot.
I was getting the impression that he had a room full of different horns.
And every time one sounded really like, he would blow in one horn and then he would stop
and he'd run over to another one.
No, he had one horn.
And then he'd have to run over and find the
No, all sounds made from the saxophone.
Yeah, but I'm saying he had like 12 saxophones.
I guess, yeah.
He only has one on the cover.
He was just running out of breath.
He was blowing really hard.
So he had to take his breath.
That would be a good,
I'd like to hear that.
I want like the
um like the negative version recording of that where it's the sax is cut out and it's just the
in between where he's like oh wow and then it pauses for four seconds that's pretty good be
careful somebody's gonna make a tape and send it to us yeah oh please don't do that please don't
how come you know we won't play. Why doesn't anyone send me a tape
with a $5 bill in it?
All right, I'm going to start off this block.
I'm going to start it off with my...
Jamie, give me my theme music
for Mike's Stink Zone.
Mike's Stink Zone.
Yeah, give me my Stink Zone.
You've entered Mike's Stink Zone.
And let me see how I'm going to do this transition. Okay, what did you mention about the e-ball tape? What the hell am I doing here? You've entered Mike's stink zone.
And let me see how I'm going to do this transition.
Okay, what did you mention about the e-ball tape, Jamie?
That's right.
I'm on YouTube looking at the Radiohead creep thing.
And one of the highest comments says,
that grinding guitar sound is possibly the coolest sound ever recorded.
It's made me laugh.
I love people that leave comments. They're like a chicken.
Because you know what? It's you something Something big is about to happen
Because what's really funny about that too is like
If I was really into Radiohead and that song
I would own it on a format and that's how I listen to it
But this person went on YouTube
Went on YouTube and watched it
And then was like so fucking
Moved by it
I kind of feel like I kind
of feel like what can you do you think there's some way to monetize likes and
that's why they did it they just leave comments all over YouTube Wow and the
more likes they get they go yeah action he only has two subscribers so I don't
know two subscribers time to listen to Jeremy by Pearl Jam one let me just punch up YouTube here. Sorry, Mike.
I totally derailed.
File's done.
File's done.
Got it.
Now let's give it a play here.
The file's corrupted.
I cannot tell.
It's confidential.
Okay, you said something about a technique.
Extended technique.
A specific kind of peculiar, rare technique.
Extended technique, which is the name of the label
this tape is on uh same day let's talk trash because we're in my stink zone so we're talking
about trash with this one this is a tape like you know joe you were saying earlier with uh
old school like noise school noise aesthetics.
I can already see.
What is there?
Shitty hand cut sticker on the cover?
Yeah.
Or on the tape?
Yeah.
You've got an original.
There's an original J card for some tape here, right?
Yeah.
Oh, it's a recycle.
Oh, this is what I'm talking about, Mike.
Recycle.
So there's a big trash bag taped on the cover, like a picture of a trash bag.
Yeah, collage.
Well, here's the thing about that. I don't know if there's enough picture of a trash bag collage oh well well here's the thing about
that i don't know if there's enough medium to consider this a collage is it more than one thing
oh look at the back it's a three four yeah there's like four things you see the back of it mike
yeah there's a priority mail sticker on there that says extended technique records tape only
exclusive same day let's talk trash let me see and then you got this green shell cassette
tape that has a little sticker on it is this laminated i think it's just like packing tape
over the collage work oh okay yeah this is this constitutes collage it might be on the lower end
of the medium joe's the arbiter of when it becomes a collage i think that's bernadette peters on the cover
if i'm not mistaken so somebody the actress and she's a prominent stage actress that's the deal
is there a service like the people who grade trading cards is there a service where you can
send artwork and they'll let you know if it's a collage or not yes like sorry that's what i do
that's my that's your thing okay this is 5.2
collage yeah you don't have enough stuff on there extended technique let me see the tape itself
i don't answer questions oh that's just what i'm talking about handwritten hand cut sticker only
on one side and it's all scratched up limited edition lo-fi cassette by same day four tracks
exploring the ontological intricacies of trash
oh yeah that's what i was going to say too jamie they're ripping they're stole your bit they're
probably this is probably rolling around in a trash bag is that a bit jamie does well remember
it was a tarp oh yeah the tarp oh gosh i feel like there's a label called like waste management that
does trash themed but this would fit well on that waste manager they should hook up yeah uh do i have anything else to say about this i don't see any
the tape color is green like oscar the grouch oh oh he lives in a trash can so maybe this has
something to do with that i got a green tape well hold on because my next tape is green as well
very green and also you're playing you're making me. And also, you're still playing my music.
You're making me a little bit green.
You're still in the sink.
You're still in the sink zone.
Wake me up!
Because this is...
Fart.
Fart?
Fart.
I can't wait to play the tape that I'm going to play.
I want to go last.
Was it the toot-toot farting sound when you pooped?
I'm assuming a play on Brat Summer,
that thing that Kamala Harris started.
And it's the same color green as that.
Actually, the tape is clear.
But everything else is green.
They got a freaking diagram inside here
for a fart diagram a fart is it like a flow diagram yeah it's like a flow diagram oh yeah
this is s leidig is the name of the artist i love the track titles have you said those yet
uh joe do you want to say oh they're at the bottom i'm looking at them now it's just it reminds me like a toilet this is like uh what is that um pure data or something
one of those like computer programs that uses those things yeah like max yeah yeah um the first
track is called stinker yeah and the second track is called septic garden yeah the first track is
nine and a half minutes and the second one is 20 minutes oh uh these tracks were made using a vermona dr oh that's the synth from
um who's your boss from owner drm1 thank you thank you that was good yeah moving on though
use that joke uh and light sensitive oscillators when i played that moaner tape
okay yeah well it's a good bit i'm gonna keep doing it oh this they're also from
philadelphia so this is my oh how apropos because philadelphia is so stinky the people all the
streets everything there's so gross and this is my stink zone and they're both from philadelphia
so this that that's what i'm gonna this actually is at first glance you know it's called fart so it's like
this is stupid right but then on the inside when it lists like how it was made oh my god it's very
like intellectual excuse and you know what a lot of this but then next to after it all the
stuff left ableton 10 there's a little blurb about drum rack and then the other thing which
just says harsh noise wall okay so then it goes back to stupid and that's how we get stinker
and i gotta say a lot i'll prepare you ahead of time. Spoiler alert.
A lot of the sounds just are sounding like farts.
It's just... Oh, weird.
So, the program repeats on both sides?
I would assume so with those tracklines.
But the way it goes is
A is stinker to septic garden
and B is septic garden
to stinker. Oh, wow.
These experimental musicians are constantly
manipulating the ideas
of sound.
High concept.
Fart.
I'm at the museum and go, look at this.
It's like a ceramic sculpture
of a turd.
Can you back away a little bit?
It's like a Jeff Koons.
Oh my god, I love it.
Play my outro Music, Jamie.
Oh.
Thank you for coming to Mike's Stink Zone.
All right.
Who's left for this block?
Jamie's going to go.
Oh, I started it off.
I forgot.
Yeah, I got another green tape.
Joe, I hope you have a green tape there. It's not green, but I think it's going to maybe.
All right, so this is...
Wait, hold on, Jamie. You think it's going to maybe. All right, so this is... Wait, hold on, Jamie.
You think it's going to maybe what?
I'm guessing you guys...
You've got to vibe.
I wasn't familiar with this label.
Let's see if Mike or Joe is familiar with this label.
My eyes are going crazy.
Artetetra from Milan, Italy.
Artetetra.
No.
They're a label releasing digital folklore and trans-global exoticism.
Interesting.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
So this is a table.
It's an expression.
This is a table.
Table?
Jamie?
This is a table?
This isn't a table podcast.
This is a table?
That's a different podcast.
I was thinking tables.
Table talk.
Today we'll be examining legs.
History shows us that-
Hi, this is Jeffrey Vanilla.
Welcome back to Tables.
They're always talking over each other.
History has taught us that four legs is
best but could adding a fifth bring stability and an aesthetic elegance to the room joining us
is jasper cold feet from the table institute technology institute of san jose
hello guys too scary all right while we play what's going on okay so um Technology Institute of San Jose. Hello, guys.
Too scary.
All right, what are we playing?
What's going on?
Okay, so...
You got a table?
Yeah, I got a table.
Today on...
I still can't get over the table thing.
Oh, my God.
What a biff.
So, remember I told you guys before,
this guy Paolo from Italy sent me a box of tapes
out of, you know, friends with Sean Stelfox. Vaguely. Got rid of tapes, sent me a box of tapes. Friends with Sean Stelfox.
Generator tapes. Sent me a bunch.
This one blew my little mind.
It's a comp.
That is green.
This tape is from 2017
and the title of the tape
is called
Exotic Esoteric Volume 2.
Now there's only three volumes of this.
But just the curation on this thing is insane.
It's got so many different styles of music.
It's got a lot of, like, it's super eclectic.
It starts off with, like, Afrobeat-type music, and then it gets into, like, jazz and Arabian music
and weird synth music.
Super cool.
I'm going to play, I'm skipping the first track,
even though the first track's really good,
going right to the second track by an artist named marble this is an artist from russia and marble has a little circle
over the a so good luck googling that yeah you start hold on let me type i think you can just
hold the a button down and it'll bring up all the accent no it's gonna well that's on your phone
no it'll just give you a bunch of A's.
Then all of a sudden,
you're talking to frigging Arthur Fonzarelli.
But highly, highly recommend people seeking this label out.
Because A.
They got a band camp.
They put something out as recent as...
Oh, something's coming out in November
on this label by Merchants.
And I don't know why they're not sending us stuff,
but, you know, it's... Hopefully now they will. Now they will. Now they will. Just like all the Dungeon don't know why they're not sending us stuff, but, you know, it's...
Hopefully now they will.
Now they will.
Now they will.
Just like all the Dungeon Synth people,
they're all sending...
Yeah, they'll realize our reach.
Yeah.
So, yeah, super cool label.
I want to get Volumes 1 and Volumes 3.
And I hope they put out more
because it's just super enjoyable listen
from the beginning to the end.
Check out the nubs on it, Mike.
Oh, let me see these nubs.
From Italian nubs.
Italian nubs.
Little cappuccino.
Hey. Little al dente.
Pasta linguine, if you know what I'm talking about.
I remember talking to my...
Mangia, mangia.
I remember talking to my travel agent.
My wife and I were planning a trip to Italy,
and when she left the room, he was like,
and I'm sure you'll want to see some Italian nubs.
This is fresh mozzarella.
And then she came back in, and he's like,
shh, shh, shh, what's up, Elliot?
Do you like chicken? This? There are no nubs. Oh, fresh mozzarella. And then she came back in and he's like, shh, shh, shh, what's up my lip? Do you like chicken?
This,
there are no nubs.
What are you talking about?
It's nubless.
It's not smooth though.
No,
there's an indication
that they were there.
I think,
are these holes?
These are just
two little nipples.
It's anti-nubs.
It's holes where the nubs should be.
Oh,
he went to Italy,
came back with holes
where the nubs should be.
Oh my God, these Italians. They do it a little holes where they know they should be. Oh, my God.
These Italians, they do it a little different.
You know what I mean?
This thing.
Let me read off a couple of the artists.
Unlimited Salad.
The Moutskowitz Dance Band.
Marble.
Babau.
Bicycle.
DJ Bitcoin.
Kuru.
Marimba.
Texan.
Holy Palms.
Las Siquios Literanianos.
And LDGU.
That's the FDA side.
Pretty cool.
Yeah, it's really good.
I like this artwork
of this piece of paper
that just wraps all the way
around the tape.
Yeah.
You couldn't do this
if it had nubs.
Exactly.
The nubs would puncture the paper.
Oh, that's a good point.
The paper precludes the nubs.
So they sought out
a nubless cassette solution.
Excuse me.
Case.
Like,
that was
on purpose.
For this table.
Callback.
Man,
Jamie's on fire.
Wow.
And what are you
playing from this?
I'm playing the
second track,
A2,
by a person,
a project called
Marble. The artist's name is Anton Gleblov from Russia. Hell yeah. from this i'm playing the second track a2 by a by a person a project called marble uh the artist
name is anton gleblov from russia hell yeah you said all that already yeah i blanked it out because
i tried the with the rusher and the rusher hoax i try to like not pay attention the rusher did
you text that already no i'm about to all right there's a good one for me in there
all right can i play my tape now yeah man go for it all right this we're gonna get reviews of people I'm about to. There's a good one for me in there.
All right, can I play my tape now?
Yeah, man, go for it.
All right, this.
We're going to get reviews of people that are jealous that they're not in our little text group.
Oh, yeah, big time.
I have other text groups with people who subscribe to my Patreon.
You can be in my text group.
I wouldn't subscribe to that.
That would be a pretty good passive income type thing.
And I'm sure people would do it.
No.
For like a quarter.
A quarter a month or a quarter a text.
A quarter a month.
And yeah, we'll have a group thread and I'll send you puns.
Okay, yeah.
We'll get people to sign up for that.
You want to give your phone number out?
Yeah.
Well, I got to get a new phone number just for that.
Okay, yeah.
One hundred jokes.
Yeah, like a burner.
Is that what they call it?
But if you get like a thousand subscribers, that's $250 a month.
This is Superman 3.
This is what I'm talking about.
Richard Pryor.
It's fractions of a penny.
No, what is Jamie talking about?
You get 1,000.
Well, you should get a million subscribers.
A million.
$250,000.
Oh, think about just having them.
And I'm sending an automated.
You're going to make me a bot.
Yeah.
That's an automated text.
Yeah.
Everybody gets the same one.
Everybody gets the same one.
What's the last one you just sent?
Cosmic Wieners or something?
What's the text that you just sent? Rusmic Wieners or something? What's the text that you just sent?
Rusher Hoax.
Rusher Hoax.
Yeah.
And then they're like...
Yeah.
Well, you got to give out a month for free.
No, you still have to pay me, but you get three months.
But then after three months, it's a quarter a month.
A quarter.
So a quarter gets you three months.
They have to mail you a physical quarter.
How many texts do you get? It's not just one text a month. I so a quarter gets you three months they have to mail you a physical quote
how many texts do you get it's not just one text a month i'll give you get every once in a while
i'll just jump into a free one yeah a text a day a text a day a funny pun yeah and some of them
might be recycled from jackie the joke man's oh oh like these are i'm not so i'm not creating
don't get in touch after you paid 75 cents and be like, these are all from the old Stern show.
I'm not creating any of these.
We're not making new.
It's only a quarter a month, but it's still fun.
You know what I mean?
You could be a millionaire.
Yeah.
All right.
This tape I'm playing is a very serious work of art.
Okay, so everyone, enough.
Contemporary Works for Percussion, Volume 1.
A Modern Approach to Jacques Delac de la clues 20 studies for timpani
studies one through ten ben doombald oh i know that name is this fm rl this is fm rl jamie oh
my god all right this cassette tape provides a contemporary style of instrumental accompany can
i get a little just a little reverb not like um yeah just a little just a little flavor you know
what i mean you ready this cassette tape provides a contemporary style of instrumental accompaniment
to the first 10 studies of Jacques Delacruz's 20 Studies for Timpani,
ISMN number 979-0-046-23933-5.
I created a modern approach to Jacques Delacruz's 20 Studies for Timpani
with two intents in mind.
Firstly, I hope the accompaniment will provide an enriching practice aid for students working through the studies.
When used for practice, I suggest introducing the musical accompaniment only after the student is able to perform the study at tempo by itself. The accompaniment then offers the student the opportunity
to experiment with the expressive and groove components
of the particular study they have prepared.
Secondly, in the right circumstances,
the accompaniment for each study elevates these studies
in pieces that might be considered as resuscitable repertoire.
Note that each accompaniment has two measure introductions.
Each study begins at measure three of your tune.
The harmonic progression of each accompaniment should align to the changing timpani of tunes.
Side A of the set contains studies one through ten with a virtual timpani realization.
Students might hear an approximation of the piece in performance.
Side B contains the accompaniment for studies 1 through 10 to be used in performance.
I like this new generation of music.
Wow.
Whoa. What was that? What were you just saying?
Yeah, there's three of these. Jamie, I believe you have the other two in front of you i believe this is some sort of series yeah this this one's called improvisation for tambourine
and vibrator i don't think oh my god enough with so much sex in the media and the other one's
called two movements for stop box two movements like poop i don't know what that should have been
in my stink zone two movements wait a minute they all say two movements do they no that just that
one so this is this what is this is this some sort of like this is volume one aren't it the
one joe b is going to play okay does the other one say volume two you just said i have volume
three the vibrator one this one's volume volume two is the uh two movements for Stopbox. Oh, okay. So we hit another volumes. Very cool.
Is Ben Dumbled,
is that who runs FMRL?
Yes.
Okay, because you said
you recognize the name.
Yeah, I think that is the person
that does the Synthbard project.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, hell yeah.
That's a banger.
That's a classic.
Okay, so yeah,
I'm very excited then.
Yeah.
We're very into this.
Yeah, man.
This is the one I've been waiting for.
This is going to be a stink zone.
All right, we're going to get into this and then I want and then I got one thing I wrote down I wanted to do, and I forgot to do it, so I'll do it when we come back.
Okay.
I got to pee.
Yeah, me too.
That's actually, I don't have that worked into the schedule.
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We're going to go.
Jamie had, don't worry about it.
Jamie had the ceiling fan on the whole time.
So if you notice that.
It was a hum.
Man, 10 plus years.
So just listen to this episode with a fan on,
and then you'll just think it's your own fan.
Still working out the kinks.
And just a heads up,
Joby's about to eat some nuts. He opened up no no i decided not to we've gotten to
that portion of the show eating uh what do we play there we played um i was well hey in my stink zone
you were in the stink zone same day let's talk trash give me some poopy sounds in the background
extended technical records s leadingart Self-released Mirable
I think that was a really good block of low to highbrow art
Yeah, volume two
On Arte
What did he say?
Artetra?
Arte Tetra
Arte Tetra
Arte means art in Italian
What?
Oh
Look at the brains on that
Oof Maron
They're from Milan
And then they bend bald
Ever hear of it a modern approach italy
italia italia it's northern yeah um and okay i remember the thing i wanted to do um
because it's i don't know when this is going to get released but it's probably right around
halloween spooky time and something somebody said in the last block got me thinking of this
what would make uh like the if you had a a halloween costume for a discogs user
what would it be from head to toe oh like those uh halloween superstore memes yeah but what no
but funnier than that yeah yeah so i'm thinking like hat, right? A hat that's like a white hat that says just rare jazz music.
And courier, right?
That's the hat.
Courier.
And then you got probably some thick glasses because you're looking at, like you're holding.
Yeah.
You ever see these assholes when they take, you ever see these guys?
You ever get a load of these guys?
Have you seen that?
Yeah, that turned into Leno pretty fast.
They take the records out of the sleeve and then they kind of like till them in the sun just to see the
You gotta see the Matrix run out. They wanna see the Matrix
run out. What's that?
It's the etching
that's on the ring.
Okay, wait. Forget about the Halloween. I'm ditching
the Halloween idea. Why isn't
Discogs... Jamie, write this down in email
Discogs right now. Dear Discogs,
why aren't you making special
glasses that have... know how what are
the the old people have the little things on the bottom where they buy focus yeah buy focus but i
want it for reading the matrix on the records so like the matrix what overflow the shit that's
written i know what it is but what was it called run out run out yeah the matrix run out oh my god imagine that movie the matrix colon run out oh a discogs movie about a discogs a discogs joint i love the idea of the
meeting we're like what are we going to call this the you know the writing on the inside
guys like the matrix the matrix they're like why like They just did it. They're like, alright.
We will call it the matrix.
We've got the matrix.
We were just going to call it the inner rim.
No, no. The inner rim etching.
We must call this part of the record
the matrix.
You've got to read those runouts so you know if you have
a first pressing or not.
It tells you what pressing plan it was done at?
Yeah, it has all the information.
It's the Matrix. You cannot be any
otherwise than the Matrix. So run out of the Matrix.
I like it. I never knew that. You learn
something every day. Well, if you were on Discogs
every now and then. I'm not.
I'll blow that saxophone, daddy-o!
I will stop at nothing to call
this portion of the record the Matrix.
Alright, what are you playing?
Actually, since I just played that sample, I should play my tape
first. Yeah, that sounds good to me. I realized
a hidden theme, a theme that I
had not thought of yet. All three of my
tapes today all contain
saxophones.
What? See, you did it. Yeah.
The sax is worn of a marble
and there is some
saxophone on this tape
by a band called Zebras and bulls fight tonight
zebras and bulls fight tonight it's it's an emo band from the mid-2000s which is very yeah what
kind of emo it's sort of more like um see i'm not really an emo head like midwest the band i would
compare it to is like um like like neutral milk or carissa's weird you know carissa's weird it's
a band somebody sent me to one time but it's kind of it's kind of depressing um it's it's not heavy
emo this is a little bit more experimental smith yeah a little bit more like that okay more on like
the uh independent rock and roll side of it yeah yeah yeah it's more of an independent rock and
roll tape it's a band emotional genre emo and this is a
tape i got from sean stelfox when he was giving me some of his tapes so uh it's on a label called
quone city press um yeah it's a really good thing it's like one of those tapes i was going through
all this stuff and i was like okay this one's good um the a side is like sort of song songy
stuff and then the b side is like basically like a noise album it's
like experimental ambient kind of instrumental stuff what are you gonna play i'm gonna play
the a side because i like songs i like something you can sink your teeth into yeah yeah enough of
this like give me something like music yeah uh but there is some saxophone on it is yeah very good
i love the spine of this tape oh la la la. Mamma mia. Oof maroon.
Oof maroon. Oof maroon.
Very nice.
Look at that.
Back that thing up.
Now on the band campus
it says
just colorful splotching
of like
like a watercolor.
Like a watercolor.
It's a watercolor.
Well if you're from New Jersey
which is where the label's from
it's water.
Yeah it's water.
This is from 2008
but I think the cassette
was released in 2013.
Well done.
If you guys care.
And there's tapes that are still left.
You can go to the band camp and buy one today.
If you like it, $5.
Five is a good price these days.
Five is a good price these days in Harris's America.
Addition of 100.
Name one accomplishment she's done, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Tell me what she's done. Tell me one. Tell me one. tell me what she hasn't done all right
probably some my gas is through the roof have you bought an egg lately
one egg one egg you can't do it anymore they don't let you buy them
remember when you used to buy lucy's when you used to get a lucy egg or there'd be like a guy
outside the grocery store hey joe give me one egg I got eggs
That doesn't happen anywhere
There's a little bit of Yorker in town
But most of them are in good shape
You might have a little crack
The way the guy from the Blues Travelers used to have all the harmonicas
I want to walk around
With fresh eggs
Hey you want some
You want a farm fresh egg
I'm not charging
I got extra large Where egg yeah i'm not charging brown you want white
i got extra large where are you going i'm not charging i'm not charging
unfortunately i've never had a duck egg have you had a duck egg i've had you eat exotic food
yeah yeah you have i've had duck eggs fresh from the duck. What's the weirdest egg you've ever had?
Don't say human.
I've had a quail egg before.
They're really small.
They're small.
I've had a quail egg.
Yeah.
What ethnicity food was it in?
No, like someone, I got one.
Oh, somebody gave it to you?
Yeah, yeah.
I went to like a Chinese restaurant and it was garnished with a quail egg on top.
And how was the egg prepared?
Like sunny side up.
Sunny side up.
Yeah. Cool. Oh side up. Yeah.
Cool.
Oh, interesting.
Anyway.
Sorry, we're on my food.
Unlimited salad.
Today on Joe's Food Talk.
Eggs.
Eggs.
Okay, so you're playing.
The big ones?
The small ones?
I'm Jerry Vanilla.
Today's episode, eggs.
But Discog should be making those glasses from before oh back to your bit um
okay well who's who else is playing tape i'll play a tape from the mailbag of course did you
say what label this was on jamie yeah quone city press you did say that i believe they're from new
jersey i remember the whole thing now yeah how you doing with mega fortress adversary quick enter my mega fortress on strategy of tension oh
my god this is like this is jeff tobias oh is it jeff tobias yeah my bones are all stiffening up
every part of this jeff tobias does what the label the label yeah oh okay all music by bill
gillum guitar and bass on tv man by miracle j Johan. See, you're playing the KO.adjacent
tape today. This is KO.
Well, Jeff Tobias, bitch. You don't remember the whole thing?
I do remember the whole thing. This seems like the kind of shit
like when your grandmom
or somebody's like... This guy's in a tree with a mask on.
This is scary. I know. Everything about it is scary.
I was just going to say, the kind of music a family member
or a co-worker is like, I hear you working on
music. What's it called?
Mega Fortress.
I just put out adversary.
Okay, Jeff.
Is it like hard rock?
It's on strategy of tension.
I don't know. I can't...
I'm having a hard time thinking what this is going to sound like.
I think it's going to sound like hard rock, probably.
Hard rock. Yeah, today's rock hits.
A little heavy metal. Yeah, a little heavy metal, probably.
Like Metallica.
You think it's going to sound like Foo Fight metal, probably like Metallica. Foo Fighters.
You think it's going to sound like Foo Fighters?
Like hard rock, like Foo Fighters?
Like Slash's Snake Pit.
Slash's Snake Pit.
I think it would sound like Tool.
A little like Tool.
Faster Pussycat.
Oh, if this sounds like Tool,
that's going to be a faster Tool.
Or a slower Primus.
Like Primus without the bass.
Primus without the bass.
There's no Primus without the bass.
That's hilarious.
You keep saying that,
but I'm telling you there is.
I'm telling you we can find a way.
You can find a way.
You know, on YouTube,
there's like a version of
Injustice for All.
It's called like
Injustice for Jason.
For Jason, yeah.
Right?
I'd like, you know,
like Sailing the Seas of Cheese.
Is that a Primus album?
But the bass is down.
Yeah, no bass is down.
There's no bass.
There's like barely any bass in the mix. I'll tell you that. If somebody does like a Primus album, but the bass is down. Yeah, no bass is down. There's barely any bass in the mix.
I'll tell you that. If somebody does
a Primus cover tape
with no bass and
sends it to us, we'll play the whole thing no matter how long
it is. We'll end the show with the whole thing.
I promise. I swear to
God.
Mega Fortress.
Have you guys, real quick.
I've never liked Primus.
Is there a guitar player?
Yes, it's the guy from Possessed, the death metal band.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think his name's Larry Lalonde.
I'm going off without Discogs or Google.
Primus guitar player.
And then they had two drummers over the years.
Primus guitar players.
Larry Lalonde.
Yeah.
I'm going to end this one with a band as well.
Well, I don't know what Megaforge.
Oh, they sound like Tool.
They sound like Slow.
No, Faster Tool, but Slower Primus.
Without the, with no bass.
And then I'm going to go into this one.
Drop Dead.
Remember I said I got.
Drop Dead?
Remember I said I got that Drop Dead tape?
Yeah, I got that Drop Dead tape.
Oh, is this at the cost of an animal?
I procured that for you.
Drop Dead is a classic one for me.
From my youth.
American political hardcore thrash fastcore band from Providence, Rhode Island.
Fastcore.
I was like, this song is about.
No, that's not the Providence.
What's the Providence?
This song is about.
I feel like I'm not nailing it.
Hey, I'm walking you.
Hey, I just don't.
I can't do it either.
Hey, I'm going to Rizdy you.
Rizdy.
I can't get it. Whatever. I can't do it either. Hey, I'm gonna Rizdy here. No, Rizdy. I can't get it.
Whatever.
I don't know the accent.
Would you be surprised if I told you that Drop Dead has been an active band since 1991?
No, I wouldn't be surprised.
They still play sometimes.
You wouldn't be surprised?
No.
I'm so surprised.
And I think active, the entire, I don't think they ever broke up.
They never broke up.
Yeah.
They just don't, they're just not as active anymore.
I have a coworker that was born in 1991 and other coworkers that are younger were calling
him old man the other day.
Like, come on, old man.
I was like, 91, man.
I was watching the Dream Team back then.
Oh, Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
John Stockton.
Carl Malone.
I was listening to the Black Album.
Okay, hold on.
Metallica.
What three records came out
that same day that Black Album
came out? We'll look at it later. Never mind, Black Album
and... And it might have been 10.
10? I think so, yeah.
Drop Dead started before their name was
Helicost, which I assume is like
a holocaust that's bad.
I don't know what that name is,
but it's all about
but they changed they did change it to drop dead well they realized that helicost makes no sense
yeah it's already bad it's already it's already bad what you know you can answer a heaven cost
at that point you're just calling it holocaust and don't do that yeah so drop dead was the right
choice and uh this is a live tape, I believe.
A benefit, possibly.
Have we done Hall of Cost?
Hall of... Not yet.
What did I have to say about this?
This is recording something.
Are you just playing something from the A side or the B side?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Did you go at the cost of an animal?
I went down to a cost of an animal.
You brother.
You know, and I was mosh pitting in this room.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, that's a classic one for me and obviously you know i gotta queue up king of the monsters king of the monsters been around for
a long time right they put out the man is the bastard locust split yeah classic one of the most
and that's the type of split tenants where for years when you get it you're like i'm only going
to listen to the locust side i don't want to listen to the man's the bastard side or bastard noise it's bastard noise it's bastard so i'm like
i'm not listening to the best noise eyes and then yeah something happens to a gentleman when he gets
a little bit older he's like well now i'm only listening to the bastard noise i don't want the
locust side but then you get a little older a little wiser a little longer in the tooth a little
bit gray in the beard you realize both sides slap okay you realize both sides slap and that label is like to me king of the monsters is like
classic from like the late 90s for me like king of the monsters witching hour yeah um
i'll list up i'll be here listening off all day day. All day. Of like the...
But name one more.
For you, the label.
Oh, easy.
One more?
Witching Hour.
No, but for me...
It's a very personal thing, Jamie.
That informed me.
That informed me, I would say.
King of the Monsters,
Abolition, Witching Hour.
Those three.
The Florida one.
What's the Florida one?
whatever like reversal no idea
not kind of they're different
but it was something that put a lot of stuff out
somebody was putting out combat wooden veterans
yeah yeah
oh it's also released by Armageddon label
oh you know what's a good one?
American Steak Religion
is that what that label was called?
From Canada.
From Canada.
Was it like...
Uranus.
That Uranus double sandwich.
Oh, the Uranus double sandwich.
One I got a prophecy.
Oh, get out of here.
Yeah.
Was there like a Jihad split?
There was an Ottawa Jihad split, but that was the Michigan label.
That was Concur...
No.
Current?
No, that was a band.
No, that was a band.
Oh, what was it?
Doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Live at AS220, 11-3-2020.
Isn't that during the pandemic?
Why were they playing then?
Really?
I think they were.
They shouldn't have been doing that.
Recorded live.
Mixed by Chris.
Oh, they thank Unrun here.
Yeah, I saw that first.
The first thank, right?
Like the first band that's thanked is Unruh.
No, thank you.
No, but this is, yeah.
This is a big one for me.
I like this.
So, okay, we ready to go out on this?
Or does anybody have anything else to play?
I don't have anything else to play right now.
I don't have anything else to say.
Any new business?
Anything else to go business?
Yeah.
Can we improve the meeting minutes from last episode?
We did.
Okay.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. He's a hero! Thank you. Thank you. Gorilla's chest
Crackling spine Gorilla's chest
Me and Michelle
Yeah, we always feel
Like we just got our braces off
It's wondrous
Wondrous and wondrous It's Wanderers, wonderfully wandering
It's Wanderers, wonderfully wandering
It's Wanderously, wondrously It's wondrous
It's wondrously, wondrously
It's wondrous
The waves crash on the shore
It's wondrous Ash on the shore
A bird flies in the sky
A frozen hill Wind rushes through the trees
It's coming up
The kids swim in the lake
It's coming up
The feather sticks to the sand
Tender up, the leaves fall on the ground
Tender up, the rain splashes on the roof
It's when you run The snake takes to its home
It's when you run
The door slams in the front
It's when the love
The shoe sinks in the mud
It's when the love
The cat falls the screen door
It's when the love
The tongue pulls over to me
It's on the run, the tongue pulls over to me
It's Wanderush
Wonderfully wandering
It's Wanderush
Wonderfully wandering
It's Wanderush wonderfully wondering
It's wondrous wonderfully wondering
It's wondrous
wonderfully wondering
It's wondrous wondering It's wandering around, wonderfully wandering
It's wandering around, wonderfully wandering
It's wanderingides, wonderfully wandering
It's wonder-rides, wonderfully wandering
It's wonderland
Wonderfully wandering
Wonderland
Wonderfully wandering
Wonderland It's Wonder Us
Wonderfully Wondering
It's Wonder Us
Wonderfully Wondering
It's Wonder Users, wonderfully wandering.
It's Wanderers, wonderfully wandering. We'll be right back. Thank you. I'm a mind It's been turned into I'm a mind
It's been turned into
Choice is yours
Choice is yours Animal liberation
Human liberation
Cost of an animal
Die
Die Die We'll be right back. Dead I'm a corpse of an animal
Don't you realize
You're meeting death
And the taste in your mouth
It's corpse on your breath
Crumbs on your breath
Crumbs on your breath
Crumbs on your breath The United States alone
And animals killed every six seconds
They've decided to experiment
A hollow constellation that has never known before
It's taking place right before our very eyes
And it's up to you and I to find out who it is
It's up to you and I to make a And it's up to you and I to find out who it is It's up to you and I to make a change
It's up to you and I to
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine Let it shine Let it shine We are the Liberate
Liberate
Liberate