Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #216 | 4.26.26

Episode Date: April 26, 2026

Heaven that Bends Above, Faygophiliac, Matt Franco, Skynet, Pan Amerikan Native Front, Collapsing, Doriath, Jake Acosta, (((((((SHIT))))))), Reaper's Gong, and mmouth

I have the same conversations with my son. You and your college friends enjoy underground video and audio tapes. Tabs out. Oh, oh, sorry. Tabs out cassette podcast. Episode number, episode number 216. Oh, 16 on the scene. In on the scene with 216.

I'd be real mean. You know what I mean? That's a big Masonic number. Joe B, I didn't know you could rap, man. Yeah, I spit bars sometimes. Oh, shit, dude. many talents. You have so many talents.

I've known you for so long, but one day, every day it's something new with you. I'm always working on something new. A lot of iron in the fires. I saw you. What were you cooking the other day? You had a big pot.

Iron. You were in your backyard with a big pot. Yeah. And you were like, gumbo. Gumbo. Yeah, you've been working on you. I'm a gumbo guy now. You keep saying I'm working on my,

I got to go home, I work on my gumbo. And what kind of gumbo is? It's an interesting one. Oh, yeah, it's a weird one. It's lizard. It's a lizard. It's a lot lizard gumbo.

It's a lot lizard gumbo. It's just typical gumbo, but you serve it. You go down to the lot. Well, they need food. They're working all day and night. It's tough being a lot lizard. I can't tell what's a bit and what's not a bit anymore. Well, do you know what a lot lizard is, James?

Oh, yes. Okay. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Mama me. They got to eat, and it's sometimes it's... It's hard out there on the truck stop. And warm. Sometimes it's...

it's warm, sometimes it's cold. But my gumbo's always hot. It's thick. It retains heat really well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You put that okra in it? Yeah, it thickens it right up. Yeah, your shirt says my gumbo's always loaded. What's that called a roux? You have to make a rue. You have to make a rue. Nice and brown, dark chocolate brown. Dark chocolate bound rue.

Oh, right. So who's got some cassette tapes in front of them? Because I'll tell you something right now. What? We get a lot of tapes. mail. We do get a lot of tapes in the mail. And a lot of times it's just like, what is this? What are you doing? What are we doing? What is this? But sometimes. This past like few

weeks, my mailman's been like, these things are smoking. I'm not sure what's going on, but he's been delivering some heat and they've been smoking. I got so much stuff I want to play. I'm already overstuffed. I'm like big Thanksgiving dinner

on the couch. Oh, triptophan. I got my belt open one loop So many teams Watching the birds Watching the birds And I can't even play all this shit I want to play So I'm going to say

I can't start because I'm too overwhelmed You're too overwhelmed I'm too overwhelmed of a man Of a cassette man right now So somebody else has got to Go to Joe All right Somebody's got to do something

I'll play this big boy here Destruction of an Angel A forbidden Psalm campaign by Gage Brighman. So this is a... So it's in the VHS style tape. When you say the big one,

you weren't messing around. And we got a tape on the inside, which I believe is like... So this is a little campaign adventure for a miniature war game called Forbidden Somme. Destruction of an Angel is a multiplayer war game narrative campaign

consistent of three sessions best enjoyed by two to four players. And it comes with a little book inside which is the basically the rules for the game. That book's really nicely put together. Yeah, it's nice. Nice.

What kind of stock is that? Let me say. Oh, wow, it's thick too. There's a... Oh, Jesus Christ. You went all out on the printing. And I got this recently at my little trip to Millie Walk A,

which means the good land. Like a hundred and thirty-pound... Uncoded cover. Miniatures game convention I was at. One second place in my tournament. Nice. The entire book, like typically, you get a book like this and the inside pages are like textwayed.

They're lighter. Yeah, yeah, but this is all hard. This is all hard. And, oh, it's, I'm surprised the staple must have had a kink when it saw this and was just like, I guess I can go through that. Yeah. Because if I had a battle to get through this paper. And what is the, does the cassette tape just like float around in there? Yeah, it just floats around.

It just floats around. But we got a little sticker in Rust We Trust, which is, like, like, I guess kind of label that put this out. Oh, Jesus Christ, it's an expression. So Forbidden Psalm is a tabletop miniatures game released in 2021, inspired by the role-playing game, Morkborg, which I don't know if that's the real way to say it. I've heard you mention that word before.

Yeah, yeah. So I've played some tapes that were, like, compatible with Mork-Borg as far as they had little adventures. But Morkborg is like a role-playing game. Forbidden Somme is a miniatures, like, war game set, kind of in that world with kind of those, uh, those rules.

But you can listen to this without playing. You can listen to this without playing. It'll still work. It'll still work. But if you want to play, Jamie, it'll still work. We got three session little mini campaign.

War band creation rules, um, all kinds of stuff. Very fun. I'm always impressed. You go away to these. There's three factions, the heretics,

saviors, radicals, and scenario one. You know, what's fun about Joe B? You are all called to this place. Jamie? That's scary music in the background. Hello? Hello? Hello. You are all called to this place. You can feel it in your bones. There is a presence to this land that you cannot escape. The energies of the anomalies warp the

inhabitants of this land. Creatures disordered by something otherworldly. The anomalies themselves feel important to investigate and not let fall into the wrong. Search the anomalies for the energy remnants and secure them and destroy them as you see fit. Models must pass a TC12 presence test while in base contact with an anomaly. Any model that fails a test must roll a techno-babel chart. Game ends at the end of the fifth round. So yeah, so this is like a little noisy soundtrack to this three-part campaign. I like how Joby goes off to these little corners of the world for his little tattoo conventions.

and his pretty little game cons. And he always returns with cassette tapes. Always. And I never, it's like little treasures. I never, they were keeping secret from me in these special places. I seek it out. There's always one person.

You see him right away? Look at this motherfucker. There's always one person with a cassette tape. That's awesome. So is there like a, who's the artist or whatever? I have no idea. We don't know. We just know the name of the game.

and we know the name of this, the label, and that's pretty much it. That's it. Okay, cool. Murs, bow. Jamie, what are you playing? Okay, I got this tape. It's been burning a hole in my pocket.

I've been keeping in my pocket everywhere I go. What? Really want to play it on the show. Why have you been walking around with it? Because he's just like, maybe we're going to do the show or not. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you never know when you're going to do an episode of Tabs Up. No, he's doing one of these.

He's going to the bar and he's saying, like, oh, I know what you're going to say. Is that a, whatever this rare tape is in my pocket? Are you just like... Happy to see me. I didn't want to say that part, but yeah, he's been doing that. So what is it, Jamie? Just let us all...

This is some real juggalo shit. Oh, right. Did you tell me about this? Phagophiliac. Fagophiliac. What is a fagophiliac? This is a new genre I was unaware of called gore trap. Gore trap.

It's like gore grind or gore noise or... Gore metal, but it's gore trap. Gore trap. Real juggalo shit. Yeah, it's got the, like, the snare drum that sounds like the big metal pipe. Oh, what? Like Larses on... Yeah, St. Anger.

On St. Anger. I got to say, for something, if you described this to me, all the shit that we just said, you would think that it would look awful. But the presentation... Good production value here. Look at the presentation. You could show that to mom. Oh, it's called real juggalo shit.

You guys did such a good job, Billy. You and your friend Danny did a... such a good job on that team. Oh, and he's got a hatchet man on the spine. Now, this is real jugglero shit. I bought this on BandCap and the Band Camp has been taken down and I'm not sure why. Oh, what? But they had some other releases

called, uh, oh, the gigantic shafts of Girt Brooks and Peen Simmons, nine inch males. A 2025 demo sloshy anal gap. So I don't know if they got taken down from VanCamp because it was too vulgar or if it was like AI generated, stuff. This could be AI generated

music for all I know. This is a long one too. How can you tell? Yeah. This is a long tape. If you want to hear it digitally, it's on Amazon music. You could probably hear it on Alexa. As a matter fact, everybody's quite... Alexa, play real juggalo shit by fagophiliac. Don't do that.

If anybody's real juggalo shit. It's a little Alexa prank. Don't do that. Oh, that's an Alexa prank. My family's having dinner. I let you over here to record this episode at dinner time and now my family has to listen to real juggalo shit. Wow, I'm very excited about this, Jamie. This is a good one.

There's a note. All right, Michael. I don't know if I can follow these up. This is like some, you know, a little one I'm saying. Yeah, I can. You said you had some heaters. I do have some heaters. I'm going to start off with one on no rent records by Matt Franco.

You remember that name and all? I'm familiar with James' work and Dave's work. the lesser known mat was in air conditioning oh okay american band yes i remember that name that noise scene now take yourself back to that noise in yes this is the jeff the pigeon exactly allentown noise fucked up guttural raw shit warehouse baby in a car real junk of shit i don't know i think that may just been a bunch of blankets in a car seat no i saw the baby but let me give you a little primer on 201. Hey man, the noise scene can get fucked up.

So this tape is called the bitter album. It's all black and white artwork. The story with this is that in like 2014 Matt Franco made, I want to say, nine copies of this. Handed them out.

And then he disappeared from the scene. Give me some reverb, Jamie. Give me some reverb. Like a gold. he was gone. Right? Yeah.

And you know where he went? Where? He went to the mines, the coal mines. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. No, I'm sorry. He didn't go to the coal mines. He went to the rock quarries.

Oh. And he started competing in, like, competitive stone lifting. Are you, for real? Wow. For real. That's very interesting. And I saw a picture of him.

He could kick the shit out of me. Who was he in air conditioning? The little guy. The little guy. Okay. Sometimes those little guys can dead like Center gravity, yeah And like he must be getting protein

He must be doing your lizard gumbo Creatine Creatine, he must be doing All kinds of like multi-mushrum shakes He must be doing like Good for your brain Like a good like creatine's main Corticeps

A THC souffle He's doing like No he's just carrying stones I think And he's getting competitive Stonelift I don't know if it's competitive It might be for

work. Oh, I might you said it was competitive. I think it's good. Why else would you lift these stones? They're huge. They're huge. They weigh a lot. So you're either, there's only two reasons why you would, there's three reasons why you'd lift a stone. One to, because somebody, like a millionaire in a suit with like a top hat and a cigar is paying you to move the stone off his property. One reason.

competitive to like because it's like oh who can lift this fucking stone up the longest or something or the furthest and then the last one I think would be like to impress somebody

like impress a lady yeah yeah always yeah that should be number one really look how big of a rock I can pick up I was on an airline the other day and I was just like this actually and even if it's not that big it's like look who's no rent no rent is Jason

Krummer who was also an American band Right, right, right. Philadelphia, and He was from, like, Richmond back in the day, right? You know, I don't know where I haven't done his 23 and me yet. Couldn't you have that project now in darkness, World Stop Turning?

Yes. Black Sabbath. What, facade burn black, was he in that band? But this isn't about him. This is about Matt Frank from the Bitter album. He made this tape. He handed it about. Listen to when you're miserable. Listen to when you're miserable.

I'm not. I'm miserable. Yeah, I don't recommend that. But he, it's a C-36. This is like a proper release of it that just came out. Okay. No Rent made 100 copies. It's No Rent number 216.

Listen to it when you're miserable or not, or whatever. Just listen to it. Don't tell me what to do. Don't tell me what to do. You want to see a picture of this, dude? Yeah. I'm trying to find out the other person that does No Rent. I know, Mike, I think you interviewed them on a laser focus a long time ago.

Yeah. Yeah, figure that out. Look at this guy. Oh. Jack like shit right look how big that rock is huh That rocks yeah well how big would you say that rock is I don't know how much is it or how big is it because like what would you compare to Jamie if you want to Mike on a mass and mass and no what would you compare

No what object would you in size would you compare this rock to man hmm Look how big it is I wouldn't even bother lifting it 10 basketball a beanbag chair 10 bad what kind of weird fucking 10 never mind uh Jason Krumer and rose actor angle there you know From Philly, right? Philly. Philly. And then I'm also going to play the SkyNet. This is a quick one.

It's split with Outer Daphnees, who we played before, on a label called Bummer Punk. Bumber Punk. And I feel like this is like live stuff from each one, but it's like four minutes. Four minutes and 20 seconds, actually, the Skynet functions. There you go. There's no weed every day. I can't wake up. and someone help me the cover of this tape reminds me of like an album like something from the 90s

like a grunge CD or something what am I thinking of I'm not sure it's driving me mad let me see I know my grunge angry about it but what am I thinking of it's got like a mud hunt no um me puppets I don't know what am I James setting it up at arms line yeah I don't know I want to say like sponge. I don't know. Someone figure that out. There's one copy of this left on the bummer punk band camp. Skynet is not heaven world.

I don't know what that means, but it says it. So stick by that. This was recorded live at WQ2, East Bluff Peoria. All right, so I'm going to play those two. Rounded at that block. Let's do it. Crazy taxi. This is a certified hood classic.

Ugly. This is Gortland. Oh, shit, I'm about to cut. Listen to me. Sacks, bitch. What? What? What?

What? The fat, kill and call me good chat. The guilt right strikes This scales threat is right. Too scary, pitch and breaks right. It's defeats now

will the thunder to the house. She can be building now, a girl can't know I'm from the top. Come back a dog. Let me see you, dog. Let me see you, fuck a job. Let me see you, fuck a job. Let me see you, fuck a job. Let me see you duck.

Let me see you dog. Let me see you dog. Let me see dumb. Looks like my go. I'm in your nightmares. You can't run or hide-ho. Call me ready to give the edge until I fuck the dog. fucking dumb, fuck your ass, you can buddy my gun.

I have much for you, that's a fucking die. Outside, suicide, see you're on the side. See you're on the opposite side. If you see that I have a bunch of you like the fucking die. Where I leave?

Get a lead. When I'm free, I don't see it very clean. Where I leave? Where I would see it? There is me. Up inside. If you do that I have a bunch of

she was a fucking guy. Besides, We're talking about episode I have Archiegeal I have our children She's like This is dumb

This is dumb Tabs out episode 216 Joby You said while we were playing That one tape Which I have some Exclusive information on By the way

Yes Some more information I think than we have Yes You say you're supposed We're playing this game And your games Have miniatures

Yeah it's a miniature game That tape sounds So wouldn't you Wouldn't the miniature Just like blow away my miniatures would just blow away I was really soft I didn't want to say this

and I should just say it off air but I will say that I did hear Jamie's wife refer to bedroom stuff as playing with the miniatures I did hear that all right well that was actually I believe heaven that bends above

is the name of the artist destruction of an angel in Rustwee Trust is the Labor And then Fagophalliac, is that what was it? Fagophiliac. Fagophiliac.

Real jugglo's shit on you don't listen to everything. Then Matt Franco, the bitter album on No Rent. I think he's back making music again. Oh, good. I don't know if it's like noise again or if it's like the stuff on this tape,

the bitter tape. The bitter tape. And then Skynet split with Outer Daphnees on bummer punk. All right, let's do that. That order of us worked really well. Oh, good. I feel like when you,

you have something, you go with it, we can make it into the playoffs. Well, this tape I'm going to try to play, but this is the one I told you. It might not work. Why? Because Larry gave it to me, and he says it doesn't work on either of his tape players. He got schmutz on it. So he said, try it on yours. And he texted me yesterday.

He said, did that tape work? And I said, now I'm going to play it on the show. And he said, well, make sure it works first. Or that might be embarrassing. I said, but that's part of the bit. I have a few questions before it spread some kind of virus to my deck here. My first question is, what do you mean it didn't work? I don't know.

Like you press play and it didn't play right away and you're like, oh, give up. It was just on the wrong side and it just kept stopping. Yeah, I'm... Well, sometimes they're stubborn and you got to get in there with like your fanger and just twirl a little bit. Yeah, I'm not sure. Or did it play for a little bit then? Stop. Maybe.

Because it does look like it played a little bit. Well, here's my next question. Did you try to like fast forward and rewind it a couple times? No, it has nothing to do. Get the gears going. It has nothing to do with him. My next question. is, is it a very long tape?

No. Medium? Okay. Because long tapes can be fucking up. Yeah, because they're heavy. All right, this is Pan American Native Front. Tecumse's... How do you say that word?

Is that how you say that word? Decomsa? Decomsa? I'm just saying the same way. T-E-C-U-M-S-E-H. I'll go with it. Yeah. War.

Decomsa's War. 2025 on Stygian. black hand. I'm so excited now. What is this that we have? This is black metal. Obviously. Yes.

Very dark, very scary. Almost too scary, but I'll be brave. Now, do we want to put in right now and see if it even plays? Like, we can, well, while we're here, while we're talking. Yeah. We battle through. I got the few goblins in between me and the tape deck. I got to get through.

Hold on. Let me push them aside. That was them getting me. I'm in. All right, I'm pressing play now. Whoa! Oh! This is playing just...

Wait, what is it? Is it supposed to be sound? Yes, I think it's supposed to sound like this. I think it's playing fine. It's supposed to sound like this? Okay, it sounds like what we had there was user error. Yes. Did you stop?

Wait, it just... Did it stop? Or did you turn it down? It stopped. It stopped. Huh. So I think there is something going on. I'm going to press play again and see what happens.

Let's play again and see what happens. Let's play again. Now is it supposed to sound like that? Yes. That part's supposed to sound like that. Yes. Jamie, can you run that through chat, GPT? Real quick.

Jamie, please. So, Pan American, Native American with a K, too. Wait, is a one person, one man, meso-American black metal band? I think, is it slowing down? Or is that a Jamie step with me here? And the guy's name who does this is Curator of War. So do we want to, should I stop it? And we'll actually play it?

Yes. Stop it. I think it just had to get the little, you know. This is why we do the podcast. Now, should you rewind it? Larry, I think somebody, I think he might need to get that remastered. Remastered. It sounds like you just, yes.

If he had a Nakamichi, probably no problem. 7.1 Atmos surround. Sounds pretty nice. Okay, so you're going to play that? I'm going to play that as long as it works. I hope it works. I hope it works. If it doesn't, we'll just put up that little, as much as we record.

Okay, that works. Yeah, I'm all for that. All right, Jamie, do you have any tapes that you know will work? I do. This is an artist called Collapsing that we heard at last Final Friday. This guy came down from Virginia, or came up from Virginia, with another artist called Oversimulated, and then Ian Franklin, our good friend. I think it all depends on which route you take.

I think you can get here from Virginia by going down. I do. Oh, okay. I think you can. There's a beltway that goes east and west, so I don't have to get it. Oh, left and right. We recorded a bonus episode right before this. Uh-huh.

You can listen to it. Today? Yeah. Oh, we did. And we were asked about conspiracy theories. Yeah. I think you can get to Delaware from Virginia by going down. I think there's a-

conspiracy theory. But they don't want you to know because. They don't want you didn't know. Because the Beltway tolls. Oh, because the tolls. The toll trolls. All right. It's all money.

Go ahead. Follow the money. So this guy was called collapsing, his artist's name. And he did a noise set, but it was a lot of spoken word, but very unhinged vocal effect. Zundheit, speaking of which. Did you see the set, Joe? No. that one, yeah.

So if I could do him, he was like, ah, he was like, so it was one of those. It was a lot of that, it was a lot of that mixed with,

like, if anyone remembers, uh, Brian Lewis Saunders, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, torture guy.

Words were spoken as well. Yeah. Am I correct? Yeah, he even had a music stand with, with, with,

with, with, with, with, with, with, the vocals were so affected that you couldn't

understand a single, plus in a bike shop that's all, um, reverber. in there, so. I think the bikes add to, I think a lot, I mean, I think it was, who were some of the famous

producers that hung bikes in the studios? PetSounds was recorded with bikes hanging from the ceiling of me. You're just showing your ignorance towards all this. I have shown ignorance. No, it was a good set. I really enjoyed it. Yeah, I liked that whole show, but yeah, collapsing was really cool. And then he was aware of

the podcast. I was like, hey, you know, I do a cassette podcast called Tabs Out. And then he's like, oh, you do Tabs Out? Said, yes, just me. It's my... So he gave me this complimentary tape that's called Mere Specimens

and it's on a label called 317 Noise shit. Noise shit. Noise shit. Noise shit. We're never going to get... No one's going to take us seriously, everybody.

I keep telling everybody use some nicer names. No one's going to take us seriously. So 317 noise shit based on their Instagram. Indiana-based record label specializing in noise, grindcore, experimental shit, punk, hardcore, metal, etc. DM to sign up for my mailing list. And who is this?

This is a... Oh, this is collapsing. This is collapsing. This is Paul. Sorry, I fucking zoned out for a little bit. Who is this? I glazed over. We came back.

That was, hold on. What do we come back? And we're back. That was head of Matt Franco, the bitter album. Shut up. For five, five. seconds and let me talk. Jamie, did you even look at these nubs?

Because these are a type of nub I've never fucking seen before. I did look at the nubs, but can you remind? Yes, these are, what, hexagonal? Have we seen these before? I don't think so. There's a lot of spokes. How dare you speak to be that way? Sorry, I got really excited.

Look at the nubs. Whoa, whoa. A lot of spokes, a lot of angles. I feel like you use. I don't like that they're not lined up right, though. This is like a key from like a Star Wars movie where they need to get this and put it like into something. That is a cool nub. That is a really cool nub.

I want to docks this guy, but the only thing, I can get a last initial. Paul K. Paul K. Yeah, we don't know the full name. Paul K. Send us a message where you got these Norelcos because, who, that nub. Yeah. It's hot to trot.

How do you, can you even request? We got to get, request nubs. We got to get duplication. dot CA or National Audio Company or somebody on the horn somebody's got to let us know we got to get to the bottom of these nubs of like why are they always so many

different kinds? Why are there so many? I'm starting to get mad. I like variety. It's the spice of life and I like things spicy. But we're getting to the point where it's just too many nubs. Too many nubs. That is a nub. Oh, Jesus. Sorry.

Jim did you find out that you found out of the nubs yet? Oh, no, I'm trying to find the last name. Did you find out about the nubs yet? You had one job. But see how they're not lined up right? This one's tilted a little bit more than this one. You would think they get the mold right for that, but.

Oh, like the left and the right nubs are misaligned? Yeah, look. Look. Wow. Yeah, by a lot, too. By a lot, by like a... I don't even need to take out any of my tools to tell you that they're off. 15 to 20 degrees.

Yeah, you need to... a good quality control down there. And the Norelco there's a lot to dissect with this Norelco actually. Go off, King, mate. Go just cook. This little like indent right here,

usually it's the back, what is this called? What would you call the back part of the back panel? Where it has like... The lower J. The lower J, the load bearing panel

is usually just one whole section, but see how it's got that little cutout? oh wow and now close it though is that for see see it links oh it's like a little puzzle piece yeah it's like a little puzzle piece

why why did they yeah this shit don't make no sense why they got so many of these oh it's insane I am glad that we found that though because it's bringing some new life into the podcast

we talk about the nubs now I think we can get another year out of that shit Oh, I'll always talk about Nubbendium Volume 2 Yeah Nubs are endless obviously All right, what are you gonna play? All right, I'm gonna play two more The first one

I don't know if I'm supposed to keep the The project Like the If it's secret Who does secret? Secret. Secret. Jamie Shhh This might be secret

Okay And I don't know if it's Dorieth Is the name of the project, which is a, I was saying to you, Joby earlier. You asked me if I know the reference. Do you know the reference? Because I thought you would know the reference. Oh, I don't. It is... I guess Lord of the Rings. And you'd be right if you guessed Lord of the Rings. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. If not Lord of Rings. I'm wrong. I biffed that one. I biffed that one. This is Dorieth. It's called Prolog of Moon and Void

on a label called Yulululululovian. And that... is a Lord of the Rings thing. Oh. Do we know? The label is the name for the man in the moon character that exists within the folk tales of the Shire Hobbits. Oh, interesting. Okay. And some other things I can't pronounce, but like some other stuff.

Do you know the man on the moon character? No, I don't. I'm not a well, I'm more of an elf guy. So this is a deep cut Tolkien chair. Super deep cut. Good. But Dorothe was the hidden mighty first age far. kingdom of the Sindar elves in Belorian.

And you just said that your eyes glazed over and you just said all that. Ruled by King Elu Thingal and Melian the Maya. W.T.F. Protected by the magical girdle of Melian. It was the greatest Sindharian realm, central to the stories of Baran, Luthian, and Turin Trumbar. This is a pro-duplicated C-34 on frosted shells. So it's double Lord of the Rings reference. Double?

Dorieth is the artist on this label. Now, is this label? But is Dorieth a Lord of the Rings reference? I just fucking said it. Did you not listen to anything I said? Dorian was the hidden mighty first age forest kingdom of Sindar elves in Belorriand. So this is the double, yeah. So this whole thing is starting off.

And I don't know if I'm allowed to say, I guess I am. Now, the artist is this their label? I think so. Oh, there we go. It's all Lord of the Rings. I think it's all Lord of the Rings. They just got this Silamilarian

All the deep cuts Over the summer Over COVID they got real Into Lord of the Rings And they reinvented their entire shit That's cool Track 5 I thought this was interesting

Was made with a The program music mouse By Laurie Spiegel Anyone familiar with music mouse? I know the name Lori Spiegel Yeah It's 1986

Intelligent Instrument Oh, interesting. Super cool. Yeah. For the Macintosh, Amiga, and Atari computers. Now, do you think they're actually running that program on one of those things or an emulator? Oh, it probably... Jamie.

I don't want to know. Jamie, you have to just say right now, and hopefully they'll listen, they'll hear this and they'll respond. Emulator. Emulator on their... On their iPad, right? It gets even worse. So, yeah, I'm going to play a track from that. And then, I believe, Jake Acosta.

I got a new Jake Acosta. We love Jake Acosta. Residum OK on Lake Paradise. Speaking of long tapes, this is a long one. It's the C-62. That's like one of the longest ones you can get before you start to go mad. Did you know that? She-Six is not back.

30 minutes aside. That's pretty good. That's what I'm saying. It's the longest cassette tape you can get before you. one goes mad from length madness there's a certain mania you'll get from a c 92 oh that's bad for your motor too it's bad it's bad it's bad well mike said with the longer tapes it really puts a lot of stress because of the weight and i'm only saying that it doesn't really i'm just saying that's to ever so everyone avoids it so they don't succumb to the length mania of a c92 this is c62 on on a label called lake paradise

and it's just a bunch of shit. It's like a whole, like, you know when you go to a flea market? Yeah. And there's that table out there. Yeah. Not, I didn't want to say flea market. I didn't want to give the impression of produce. Oh, right, right.

I meant like the Newcastle Farmer's Market the outside, which is a flea market. I'm sorry. I just didn't want people to think like they were going to be lattice. I was given a local reference. Yeah, not lattice. The people with just stuff on their table. Name like eight things on the table. There's old tools.

A drill. Yeah. Yeah. A chisel. A random box of keys. A gardening, a little hand gardening tool. Yeah. You can say how, Jamie.

You can stay out. I'm not politically correct. Yeah, so that's what this tape is. This tape is all. It's always correct. Yeah. Because Jake Acosta doesn't fuck around. He's all over the place.

And this is a nice, good collection, loose keys, a drill. an old dirty that's a good loaner album loose keys right that down dirty dancing on VHS

dirty dancing on VHS Grease double OPP no records inside just the cover it's $15 right somebody's gonna pay for

it covers pristine though there's a stack of jeans I'll look through oh yeah there's some jeans there's a sex jeans car hearts and why you're looking through them is all those jeans are new

all right I don't want to talk. But yeah, this came out, I think in late 2025, Lake Paradise number 24. So, yeah, those are going to be my two. As any, anyone have. I have no protests with that.

No process. Yeah, yeah. I'm perfectly fine with that. We shall proceed. Which worked just fine for us. Work fine. I guess, uh, I guess some guys are built different. And then that collapsing tape.

I hope that it just stopped right away. this tape doesn't work. Yeah. Like you just gave up. You're never going to get anywhere in life with that kind of attitude. Dorieth and Jake Acosta rounding off that one.

And then it brings us to this final block. Dubid dupe blump blump. This is the one I've been waiting for. Jamie, you all... You know what? I feel kind of stupid right now. Why? Because all tapes on the lower J

have that little thing. Do they really? Yeah. Yeah, I knew that too. I was just trying to make you feel early. I never know. noticed that before. Yeah, they all have it. They all have it. Or you know, maybe it's

like a thing where they didn't before, but now they do. This black one doesn't. There we go. No, yes, it does. Fuck. So close. That one was so close. Joe just broke the tape. No, it was already broke when I got it. You got to admit that one was close to not having it. It was close because, yeah. The nubs were still cool on the other one. Oh, yeah.

Nothing's going to take that away from you, big boy. Don't worry about it. We love you and we cherish you. Jamie, you often have a Um, did you have a theme tonight? I have a theme and I'm rounding it out because I said I have a surprise tape. Do you need to end the episode? You often need to close it out.

No, I don't, this isn't a closer. I think he gets off on it. No, no, no, no. I think it's a sexual thing. No, that's, uh, Cindy Crawford's mole. Okay. Oh, was that a, is that a callback from a different episode? Yes, it is.

He's really thinking about it, though, isn't it? Can't get out of us hot. Yeah. What was it? Coke ad or was a Pepsi? It was Coke, right? I was a Kathy Ireland man, so I don't know. Oh, yeah.

yeah. All right, Jamie, go. All right, right, right. So I thought we were doing the same order before. All right, Jamie, go. Oh. Yeah, Joe goes first. Oh, we could because it works.

It works. This order is a proven order, scientifically. Scientifically, it's been proven to work. All right, I'm going to play another tape that Larry gave me. Maybe this one doesn't work. Larry's just giving me stuff, left and right. Why do you give you the last one? Because he thought he didn't work.

I don't know why you gave me this one, honestly. This is... On... Are you now playing that other one? What other one? That came in that cool case? The first one I played? This one.

Oh, yeah, no, I'll play that one. I'll save this. I forgot I brought that tape. I'll bleep it out that one. I'll play this new Reapers Gong tape. There you go, that's our word. Euphoric purification. How do I know that name Reapers Gong?

They just played that, Loaner just played with him at the bike project. Oh, and who's Loner? Loner's me and Dave from Tabs out. Loader.com, check it out. The guitar player in this band was in that band full of hell. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's how I know him. Well, I noticed that somebody else in this band was also in full hell at one point,

and now they're not anymore. So what happened there? In Reaper's Gong? Yeah. He's not in Full Hell anymore. Spencer? I don't know. I think there's pretty much...

What happened? They said, listen, Mike, you can't be in full of hell. Letchy in Ruper's gone. I don't know. I think there's an article on some metal magazine that was all about him getting kicked. I think he were kicked out. I'm not sure. Oh, did you really?

So what's he doing with this guy and Reaper's gong? What do you call this type of case? Ooh, that was loud. Oh, that was loud. What do you call that type of case? Because it's kind of like a VHS case that has been shrunken.

That's small, yeah. It's still the same width. It's been shrunken, but not like an incredible amount. It's not like a honey I shrunk the kids kind of. Yeah. It's not like an aunt would use it as a cassette tape. I can't tell what label this is on because I can't read it.

very small. Damian records. Damian records. Like Satan. Like Satan. Damian? He was just a rambunctious, uh,

little kid. Who, Damian? Yeah. That's a Seinfeld thing. So a Reaper, is a Reaper known for having a gong? I didn't think so, but...

I thought the Reaper would like sneak up behind you, right? Yeah, yeah. It sneaks up. It's counterintuitive. A gong is... To the Reaper's whole shit. Am I wrong about that?

You're not wrong. That if you're a reaper, you don't want to have to be dragging a, gong behind you. This is Damien Records 94. Is that right? So a lot of releases on Damien Records.

Look up Damian Records. I'll look it up in a minute. Who were you even asking to in that? One of you guys with computers. I'm too bad. I'm cooking right here. Making some ambience. Anyway, I picked this up at the show.

Damien Records. And I just played, Loener. Looner.com. I'm on their bank camp right now. What do you want to know, Joe? What do they got out? What other stuff was Damien Records up? They got something here was my picking at their eyeball.

What's it called? immortal it's called Gertie Adalio immortality between paranoia and virus but they're like have long fingernails

and they're pulling at their eyes Go to another one go to another one Is everything like the pit now Like what is this? What have we become? Getting stabbed concrete future What do you want me to do?

What are you looking for? Are the releases that they have on their goddamn label? Which one? I just want you to read me a couple I don't want you to click on everyone Late shift, perception is reality. Where's this label from?

Stunner, wage cage. Is this what you want for me? Yes, where's this label from? Eyes of a dreamer. Where are they from? Where are they from? It's usually in the upper right-hand corner on band camp. With upper right-hand corner, it's like my profile.

Not that far. You don't have vertical tabs on. There's an X when you click it. That's a callback from the bonus episode, too. They're from Minnesota. Minnesota. Damien Records from Minnesota. Yeah, it says that

Now you made me lose where I was on? Now you made me lose where I was with the Reaper's Gong. Well, anyway, I'm playing Reaper's Gong, Jamie. Who's Reaper's Gong? Full of Hell broke up. Spencer from Full of Hell is in this band. Minnesota. No, they can't be from Minnesota.

No, Reapers Gong, I think, are from like, they're kind of local. Well, where's Full of Hell from? Kind of local. Really? Is it like Maryland? It's probably Maryland. Maryland.

Maryland. We're down. Because they're from the down, the down part of Maryland. Like Ocean City. Reaper's Gong formed in 2021. Reaper's Gong is a four-piece noise rock band from Ocean City.

Ocean City. I guess the four pieces are these schmucks right here on the page. Yeah. All right, fine. Moving on. It's a cool.

I like the packaging a lot. It's really cool. All right. You ready for my theme? Yeah. All right. My first tape that I played was real juggalo shit.

Mm-hmm. Second tape was on 317 noise shit shit Oh Oh And shit with Jamie The third tape I'm playing

Is an artist Called Jamie Shit Check it out Grab that mic And I hate to say it It was so obvious

And so simple Why is it so hot Is this one bit in your pocket too You got carried around with me Why are you carrying all these shit tapes around with you Jovie, you are going to absolutely hate this. This is another dance hall, Neil, John, from 2015. We played dance all Neil last episode, artist named Table.

But this is a project he did called Shit. Is this just a pencil drawing or is this a copy of it? I think he hand-draws each one. Yeah, and that's like a little portrait of him, right? Yep, with the holes in his face. And then it says... Body modifications. Records at the bar.

And, yeah, it just is a Sharpie. It just says shit with some parentheses. Oh, my God. What the fuck is that? Shamy. You know, it's funny. It's like, I got to stop doing these themes. I've never seen this kind of nub either, maybe.

Oh, my God, here we go. It's a Y. Look at it. Who the hell is that? Look at it. Are you want me to look at it? Yeah, look at the nub. Okay, I was going to.

going to say like, no, there's been a ton of wise. We've seen those. No, but this is a perfect why. Yeah, because it's tight, it's a tight. It's not, it's not a, it's not, the angle's not all the same. Yeah, and the, like, I don't know what you call it. Oh, I see. The right flank. What do you call? It's like a crow's foot.

What do you call? Yes. Yes. This is a crow's foot, but not with as many talons as a crow would have. If we do that calendar, we have to remember some of these tapes so we can take picture of these nubs. Me and me and Joe B were going to do a nub calendar. We are going to do a nub calendar. We just, the fiscal year got, uh, uh, uh, ahead of us. We got to start earlier this year.

Oh, man. We got to get a photographer. Do you have any more information you want to tell me? Yeah, so, yeah, Dance Hall Neal dude from Dover, if you didn't listen to last episode with Table. So this rounds up your whole shit thing. I'm never playing another dance home meal tape again. Too scary. And I'm not, and I'm going to take a break from the themes because there was a tape I really wanted to play. But then I was like, I've got to do shit now.

I got to play this stupid tape from 2015 instead of playing cutting edge new music. Oh, next next episode. That's your theme from now on. Cutting edge new music. There you go. Good music only. All right, so I'll lend the episode out. I'll just play one this time.

The tape I'm going to play is by Mouth. Mouth. But notice how I said it. Did anyone notice specifically how I said it? M-O-U-F? No. M-A-W-T-H? M-A-W-T-H?

No, we're getting there. M-A-W-T-H. No, thank you, Jamie. M-N-O-U-T-H. What was that? M-N. No, what did you say? What did you say?

M-N-O-U-T-H. What's the second letter you're saying? N. M-N-M-O-U-T-H. The answer is M-M-O-U-T-H. N-M. It's M-F with an extra M. The name of the tape is M-W with an extra M number one

on Lagom audio slash visual. This is a tape. Explorers, now I'm going to hand you. The artwork's incredible. I don't want to hand it to Jamie because I don't think he's ready for it. Oh, this one. Yeah, I was looking at this one earlier. The artwork's incredible.

It's incredible. I don't know if Jamie is mature enough to look at the female form. Oh, I am. You're not. But yeah, how is it on? It's like on the case. Like the image.

The image is printed on the Norelco full color. it says something on the the bank camp about a gel pen plotted L card transparency but there's no transparency in there right yeah there is that's the there is the L card oh my god my fuck I feel like such a

I thought that was on the actual that's what I said this is interesting packaging don't show him kind of knows we got I've seen these no wait no wait even with the neurotic no wait give it to me this don't do anything

even with that transparency out is there still printing on the case yes the cover of the case is printed full color the naked lady. Yeah, but how? I don't know how. I don't understand how this works. Lasers.

Full color UV printed cover. What? Ultraviolet? What is going on? I don't know how they got it on there, but it's very interesting and very unique. And then this cool little L card instead of a J card.

Wait. How are you? My fingers just can't get this shit out of there. Because I swear to God, I had my hands in that case. And I was like, nope, nothing in there. I came out with nothing. No, it's right here.

You make it look so easy. I'm looking at the bank camp going, what the fuck do they mean by an L-card transparency? My fingers just don't do that. Comes right out. But then they spent all their money on, what's it called gel printing? What is it?

It's gel pen plotted L-car. transparency. Oh, so they put a gel pen on a plotter. Yeah, that's all it is. That's all that is. Pandora's box is open on that one. But, so they spent all their money on that and all their money on the front cover

and couldn't do anything on the tape itself. Well, it's like marvelled, right? Yeah, but you can just get marvelled tape. Yeah, yeah. I will say there are two versions of this. And I would have liked green. Well, there's two variants. It's an addition of 20.

No, if you get green, you wouldn't be able to see the gel plotted L card. It's an addition of 20, and there are two variants, each with 10. And I do agree that, like, they went to the extreme with the cover. Yeah, and I would have liked the cover moved over to the left just a little bit. They went so far with the cover that I can't even figure out how they did it. I don't know how it was made. I don't even know what the process is. It's UV something

I don't know That cures it The ultraviolet Cures the But what does that do to you With them They're not being anything On the actual tape

That ruins the whole thing I hate every week You're just like I'm out of here You're like I'm going to You're like you know what I'm gonna go I got work tomorrow No it's very cool

Mouth Remember we played the Beatles Really fast one time Yeah I'll never forget that That's good But this is like an animian project that focuses on vocals. Oh, vocals.

Mouth. Oh, my mouth. I'm just with... Exactly, J.B. Yeah. You want to do one more of those? Me me, ma'amomu. I'm glad we sent him...

Me'emamo mu. We sent J.B. To a weekend retreat. What's that? That's a vocal warm-up. That's a vocal warm-up. Okay, bye. Bhophaar!

Bhopha! I don't know.