Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #24 | 4.14.13
Episode Date: April 14, 2013We break in the new studio, choose a theme for episode #25, and kick out the jams from Life Partner, Pajjama, Bedroom, Caldera Lakes, Marnie Stern, Phillip Marshall, Great Slave Lake, AB1, Seedge, Ri...chard Lainhart, bbob and RRRyan, Aaron Dilloway and C Spencer Yeh, Mu, Pandelindio, Scant, The Big Ship, The David Russell Snake, and Villages.
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This is Brad Rose from Digitalis, and you're not living if you're not listening to Tabs out. Cassette Podcast, episode number 24.
Joe's busting a move over here.
I love that record.
Joe, shake it.
I don't know how to say the name of it.
That wasn't even a...
Imagine that.
How do you think you say it, Dave?
I didn't even look at the name.
It's like...
Oh, here it is.
Arpadis?
Arpadis? Arpadis?
A-R-P-A-D-Y-S.
It's like Stone Roller is the name of the track. Easy one.
It's a good one.
I found that on the internet.
A little advice, Joe. Shake it, but
don't break it.
Lock it.
Look at you.
You're making me sweat.
Busy night tonight Is it a busy night tonight?
Breaking in the new studio
We are breaking in the new studio
Coming at you
From our new location
New headquarters in sunny Wilmington, Delaware
Thanks for all those donations
We were able to buy a building
We do able to buy a building.
We do need to pick a... We need to choose a theme tonight for next episode.
Episode 25 is going to be a themed episode.
Oh, you know what?
I haven't even looked through the suggestions yet.
No, we'll get to that.
There is one I liked, but I'll talk to you about it.
Oh, we'll hash all that out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tabs out episode 24.
I don't think you'll like it.
I already said that. Did you say that? I said 24. I don't think you'll like it. I already said that.
Did you say that?
Hmm, I said it.
I don't pay attention to what you say.
No, you need to listen to me.
All right, well, who wants to start off tonight?
I am not ready, so.
Yeah, you're pulling shit out of a plastic.
What are you doing over there?
This is everything I brought.
You're mucking up the table.
You got no room for anything else.
I want to look at it all.
Dave, do you want to start, or do you want me to pop it off?
I can start tonight.
I like how I have like...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Three stacks of nine tapes.
Dave has four tapes over there.
Well, you pulled all your mailbag stuff.
I got the mailbag stuff and I brought way too much.
Yeah, we only play about 12 or 13 tapes.
Just so I could have
some choices.
I brought some other stuff too,
but these are the only ones
that I have out.
I want to play
this Life Partner tape
that came out
on Sophomore Lounge.
Is this the
Dead Wrestler thing?
Yeah, the name of the tape
is called Dead Wrestlers.
This was a mailbag.
Do you have the...
A letter came with that.
That was kind of like an insert.
Is that with it?
No, I didn't get a letter.
It wasn't a letter.
Well, it was like...
It was this weird thing about being at some wrestler's funeral.
Oh, really?
But I think I might have just thrown it away.
This tape is dedicated to Owen Hart.
Rest in peace.
Oh, rest in peace, Owen Hart.
Yeah, but this is, apparently this is one dude.
And it's like, it's like straight out of the 90s,
like garage pop, like alternative.
Oh, really?
It's really fucking good.
Yeah.
If you had to compare it to one wrestler.
Like Screaming Trees?
Who would it be? Not like Screaming Trees. If I had to compare it to one wrestler. Like Screaming Trees? Who would it be?
Not like Screaming Trees.
If I had to compare it to one wrestler.
One wrestler.
Who would it be?
Animal.
Who?
Road Warriors.
Oh, you went for one member of a tag team.
Yeah.
Oh, threw me off.
Because I thought you were talking about George the Animal Steel.
I thought you were talking about Animal from the Muppets.
You remember Hulkin Animal? No, I wasn't into wrestling. He could scrap. A talking about George the Animal Steel. I thought you were talking about Animal from the Muppets. You remember Hulking Animal?
No, I wasn't into wrestling. He could
scrap. A little bit, but not really.
Road Warriors were...
They were my favorite. Oh, wait, no.
I like Ultimate Warrior. I watched a
Road Warriors documentary.
I remember when you got into
the wrestling documentaries.
I love the dark.
Stacy's sister and her brother-in-law
just got back from Mexico
and they got me a luchador mask.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, nice.
Yeah, but it's a small.
They didn't have any larges.
This dude's wearing one on here.
And evidently the mask is of an unpopular
Mexican wrestler.
Oh, you don't want to wear that in public.
Pro-dub taped, it looks like.
Yeah.
Very nicely presented here.
Do you got it on the
Rewind all the way to the A side?
Yeah.
So I guess we'll be playing
the track Stupid Kids.
We'll play a couple of them
because they're pretty short.
Yeah, Stupid Kids looks like
it's two minutes and nine seconds.
Dead Wrestlers,
after that,
two minutes and 16 seconds.
Maybe we'll get into Big Gulp.
Big Gulp's a good one, too.
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet. We don't know if there'll be
enough time. Why not have enough time?
Let's start off breaking in the new studio.
Would you burn yourself on your arm?
Yeah.
Life partner.
Some tracks from
the cassette Dead Wrestlers.
Put some triple antibiotic on that.
A sophomore lounge. Don't waste your life on stupid jokes The young and dumb and full of shit
You are drowning in death's eyes
Just give up and let it ride I © transcript Emily Beynon I felt it coming
For a long while
I'm gonna keep worrying
About the same times
I fear no trouble
I fear no trouble
I want my life
For the champion
Let's keep it running
Let's keep it running Let's keep it running
I'll keep it running
And they'll keep coming
Back in trouble
I'll face all the rumors
See the trouble
On the horizon
Yeah, I got
Dead wrestlers on my mind
Yeah, I got
Dead wrestlers on my back Yeah, I got
Yeah, I got
Dead wrestlers on my back Life partner.
Welcome back to 120 Minutes.
Yeah, for real.
That was sick, man.
Yeah.
I like it when Dave gives us something special.
I love when Dave gives us something special.
I could see Matt Pinfield talking about that.
Uh-huh.
I really like it.
He's got the sauce.
He's got the 90s sauce.
He's got the sauce.
He's the boss with the sauce.
Is Kurt Loder still alive?
Is he still with us?
What about Tabitha Soren?
Was that one of them?
La Soren?
Or is it Soren?
I don't know.
I think it was Tabitha Soren.
Tabitha Soren.
Jesse Julie.
You remember that show?
What about...
She had just glasses, and I think she had just one name, not a last name.
Daria.
Do you guys remember that show, Oddville MTV?
It was like a weird host, and he had a co-host that just sat there the whole time.
He had a weird bowl cut, super huge.
What was the 90s?
Everyone had a bowl cut, Dave.
Now we're down for us.
It was like a variety show, and they had just these,
like the biggest weirdos you can imagine doing the dumb shit.
No, I don't remember that.
You know what I hated, though?
It was a late night show. I hated the fucking, what was the one with the dude with the cartoon the biggest weirdos you can imagine like doing like I don't remember that you know what I hate though
I hate it the fucking
what was the one
the dude with the
the cartoon with the
dude with the huge head
with like the alien
in it or something
oh I remember that
but I don't
I think it was on like
liquid tv or something
I don't know
I hated that shit
alright well let's move on
alright
I'm gonna play another
we talked about this one
last time
really quick
this tape on orange milk by a group called Pajama.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Pajama, P-A-J-J-A-M-A.
Tape called Starch that came out last year on orange milk.
Starch, huh?
You guys want to take a look at that?
I've already looked at it.
You already looked at it?
Where are these guys from again?
Look at that red shell.
That's a nice red.
Norway or the Netherlands?
Who are the Dutch?
Where's Holland?
I think it's three dudes
It's an actual band
A drummer
I want to say
A keyboard player
But you will flip your lid
Listening to it
This is like
A black metal aesthetic Co-opted by synth people.
And that you can't fucking read the font.
Like this terrible...
P-A-J-J-A-M-A.
I mean, yeah.
You can't read of triangles.
You can't read that word.
No, it's awesome.
Yeah.
What's it like?
A red shell with a black imprinting.
Is it Keith Rankin artwork?
I'm sure.
Yeah, I think he does
most of the artwork
for Orange Milk.
Yeah, this is him.
This is awesome too.
You haven't heard
Pajama Dave?
No, I haven't heard
Pajama yet.
All right, we'll pass that over.
I'm going to pop that in.
This artwork is a
tasty treat.
It is a tasty treat.
Did you see those orange milk shirts?
No.
I don't think they have them yet, but he has the design.
I'm going to say right now,
I don't think I could pull off an orange milk shirt without even seeing it.
I don't think I could wear it either, but I'm going to get it.
Are you going to get it?
Yeah.
We didn't show Dave those one shirts.
Those shirts from that label that I found.
Oh, yeah. We'll pull that out those one shirts. Those shirts from that label that I found. Oh, yeah.
We'll pull that out.
These shirts are intense.
You think you've seen a shirt before.
You've seen a polo.
You've seen a tee.
You've seen a v-neck.
You've seen a tank top.
You've seen a tube top.
Deep V, too.
You've seen the deep V.
You've seen the deep V.
You've seen a turtleneck.
You've seen the seasonal turtlenecks.
You haven't seen what Joby's going to show you.
What?
How many more ways can you make a shirt?
There's one more way.
Just one.
All right.
In the meantime, here's something off of the pajama tape called Starch on Orange Milk. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Holy shit.
Pajama.
Yeah, that was like...
Or pajama.
I think it might be pajama.
Or payama.
Payama.
I give up.
Like, I don't ever want to play music again.
That was pretty good, right?
That was good.
Brilliant.
It was really good, yeah.
Oh, speaking of us not being able to say shit.
Is it raining?
No, that's the northern lights that you hear up there.
Is that what?
They make sound now, huh?
Oh, all right.
Oh, all right.
What were you going to say?
I was going to say, speaking of us not being able to say things correctly.
What is this shirt?
Is this a new shirt?
This shirt right here?
Yeah.
No, this is my winter collection.
Oh.
It looks fresh.
It looks fresh.
Well, I had it,
I sent it out dry cleaned and,
You had that pressed?
I had it pressed, yeah.
All right.
In case there's a wedding
or anything I need to go to.
You can't wear that to a wedding.
Well, it's my wedding shirt.
Anyway,
if you head over to the internet site of
tabsout.com I put up
a montage of us the first year
of mispronunciations
that you can listen to us
making a fool of ourselves
some of them are pretty good
there's some laughs some tears
there's a couple things I wish you would have put in
but you didn't but it's okay
I understand there's a lot
it got a little overwhelming.
It's ten minutes long as it is.
Nice.
But, you know, we can't be just to blame.
No, name your shit regular words.
Yeah, like don't put numbers.
I don't like when you put numbers in the middle.
How do you even do that?
How do you say it?
Exactly.
Exactly, Dave.
Thank you. You can't pronounce that. do you say it exactly Dave thank you
you can't pronounce that
can I get a witness
alright what are we doing
I'm up
I'm going to play something off this new bedroom tape
that just came out right
on Tranquility
from the newest batch
yes sir
cold listen I haven't even checked it out yet
this tape is called...
Is it a hot listen or a cold listen?
Cold listen.
It's a cold listen.
What's a hot listen?
A hot listen is when you listen to it so much.
This is a hot listen.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
You're like, you got to check this out.
This is a hot listen.
Should I get into my gripe about Tranquility Tapes?
Sure.
I don't want to offend anyone.
I want you to offend several people.
All right.
Wait, who are you going to offend?
No, I mean, my main gripe is As many people as you possibly can
You have a multi-tiered gripe
No, I don't have any more gripes
This is the only gripe
It's at the bottom
And on the website as well
It says art by Carolyn Teagle
Duh
She does all of them
We get it There's not one where i'm like who did the
art yeah because it's you know you're the only one who's ever done the art and she has a recognizable
style so you wouldn't get one that doesn't say that and say like, oh, Carolyn didn't do the artwork for this one.
What?
Just a long email over there.
It's not really a crime.
I think it's funny.
No, I'm with you. I think you can stop.
You can stop putting that on there.
We all know.
We all get it.
And it's awesome. It's awesome, by the way.
I really enjoy it.
But yeah, you don't have to put it, I don't think. I's awesome, by the way. I really enjoy it. Yeah.
But yeah, you don't have to put it, I don't think.
I don't think anymore, yeah.
Yeah.
It might be a legal thing.
Oh, it might be a legal thing.
There might be a contract.
Yeah, there could be a contract.
You don't know.
All right, so bedroom tape.
You think I'm going to get some hate mail because of that?
No.
You can send your hate mail to Joe B.
Brightonbach.joe at gmail.com.
Send it on.
I have joe.brightonbach as well, but I don't check that one.
Oh, really? You got them both, huh?
The Joe Brightonbach from YouTube who shreds on the guitar and didn't grab one of those.
He's not
offering you money for that?
I don't know.
I haven't checked out their email address
bedroom trans cassette
tranquility tapes number 42
it's got a gradient on it
just came out in the latest batch
yeah it does a little moon in the background
one moon
probably earth's moon
alright so let's play a little bit
off this bedroom tape on Tranquility Tapes. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. bedroom i played that tape i get to come in shut up dave joe b go ahead bedroom
that you ever step on his line. Nobody puts Joby in the corner. You know they made a roadhouse too?
What?
No, I did not know that.
Did you know I was quoting Dirty Dancing?
Yeah, but...
And they made a Dirty Dancing too.
They did make a Dirty Dancing too.
Wait, you were just quoting Dirty Dancing?
Yeah, no one puts Baby in the corner.
They didn't say don't put Joby in the corner.
No one puts Baby in the corner.
Baby.
The blanket thing, I thought puts baby in the corner. Baby. The blanket thing.
Oh, the baby.
That bedroom tape was tight.
Can't wait to listen to the rest.
Too bad that my radio in my car doesn't work.
Yeah, that was...
Oh, yeah.
Did you ever figure that out?
I just have to call the dealership.
I just haven't done it yet.
What is it now?
Like, you have to put in the code?
My battery died.
Yeah.
So, for some reason, the people at Honda...
The good people at Honda.
Decided, when that happens...
In their infinite wisdom.
Don't let him use the radio anymore.
He has to put in a five...
He or she, whoever owns the car, has to put in a five-digit code.
Uh-huh.
To access the radio.
Did you pick a code when you bought the car?
I don't have a new car.
It's a 2001.
You can't listen
to the radio
unless you put a code in?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm locked out
because my battery died.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
But here's the kicker, too,
is that there's six digits
that I can choose from
for my five-digit code.
So many.
And then you only get ten tries.
And then what happens?
It locks you out for an hour.
And it's not cumulative.
You have to drive the car for an hour.
And then you get ten more tries.
I wish I was at the meeting
where they're like, alright, we finished up.
We got the miles per gallon
is pretty good.
It's a comfortable car.
The AC is really nice.
What else can we do?
And the one guy raises his hand.
We could make it so if the battery dies,
you have to put in a five-digit code.
And they're like, well, that's not that hard.
Well, six numbers.
You got to drive for an hour.
If you don't get it right, you have 10 chances.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous because I don't even understand why they do it.
No one's stealing my factory radio cassette CD player combo.
Well, not now.
They don't know the code.
Because it doesn't fit in any other car.
This isn't like, yeah, it's ridiculous.
Oh, is that maybe what it is?
So maybe it's because if it disconnects from power and somebody plugs it back in.
Yeah, then you can't use it.
But still, it gives a shit. No, no, it doesn't make sense, Dave.'t use it. It doesn't make sense.
No, no, it doesn't make sense, Dave.
Okay, well... It doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense because what other...
Really, who's going to know that when they steal it?
Right.
It's so stupid.
Well, then they return it.
And the only way I can get it back is I have to go to the dealership.
They have to take the radio out.
And the serial number on the top, they can look up, because
there's a specific code per serial number.
And then they can look up based on
my serial number. But the serial number's on the top of the radio.
So you have to take the whole dash
all apart. I just haven't done it,
because I know they're going to try to charge me. I would like to
announce tonight that in one
week, I shall enter the code
in an amazing
feat. Well, I thought maybe if I disconnected an amazing feat. Well, I thought
maybe if I disconnected the battery again.
Oh, yeah. Disconnect it once.
You need the code.
Disconnect it twice.
You're ready to go.
No, I thought maybe I'd just get ten more tries again.
And I was going to start
a logbook and go through.
One, two, three, four, five.
I would love to find that logbook at Goodwill in 20 years.
The writing starts off all neat and then it ends up just like in blood and just scribbles at the end.
So now I have a Bluetooth speaker that I connect to my phone and that's how I listen to music in the car.
All right, Dave, what do you got?
You know what you should do?
Just buy, just go to like Sound of Tri-State and get their $75 stereo or whatever.
They'll charge you like $50 to put it in.
It's probably cheaper than taking the dealership.
They'll probably charge you like $400 to do that.
You think they're going to charge $400?
Dealerships always charge way too much money,
especially if you're taking the dashboard apart and everything.
This episode of Tech's Out brought to you by Honda.
Don't go to the dealerships.
Don't go to the dealership.com.
A Dave Doyen website.
Cha-ching.
The Dave Doyen joint.
What are you trying to get out, Dave?
What do you say?
Michael Chow, high five, my friend.
Yeah, good tape.
That was really good shit.
All right, Dave, what do you got?
I'm going to play this Caldera Lakes tape that came out on the Curro.
That is a nice pink.
Nice and pink.
Makes you want to chew it.
Nice pink shell.
Now, does the Curro...
I got a question.
Hand that to Joe B real quick.
Let me see this thing.
Hand that tape.
Do you think...
I don't know what you're going to ask.
Does the Curro imprint that logo on the shell,
or is that a stamp they do by themselves?
It's a stamp.
Because it's on there pretty nice.
The shell...
This is nice?
I mean, it's not rubbing off.
It's not rubbing off,
but it's all fucky in the middle.
Yeah, it's definitely all fucky in the middle.
But do they do...
I feel like I have another Decoro tape
that's all fucky in the middle.
They're all like that.
They're all fucky in the middle?
No, they're not all fucky in the middle, but they all have that stamp. Fuck all funky in the middle? No, they're not all funky in the middle, but they all
have that stamp. Funky, Dave. We're not saying
funky, alright? Okay, I'm sorry.
Funky is like lively and
wacko, wacko, wacko.
No, they all have that. The decoro logo
is the only thing on
the shell. And it's on, I think,
all of their tapes. At least most of the ones
that I've seen, I think.
Earlier today, I was picking tapes out.
And I'm just wondering... To bring tonight.
If they have it imprinted
like that or if they're stamping it.
It's hard to say. I would say
they're stamping it because if they had the opportunity
to imprint it... Who does
Ducoro?
Michael, or
I'm sorry, Mick...
Mick... I don't know his last name. Mick Nodolby. Oh, Nod'm sorry, Mick. Mick, I don't know his last name.
Mick Nodolby.
Oh, Nodolby, right.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
That's what I thought.
I didn't want to say it.
I can't remember his last name.
But, yeah.
From Italy.
From Italy, the old country.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure that he's camping in Germany.
Country's so nice, they named it twice.
Because you've got to think, if he had the opportunity to imprint it,
he would put the artist number on it, right?
No, he does it himself.
He does it himself.
This one's all fucky, too.
It's all fucky, but is it fucky in the same exact way that that one is?
It's not exactly the same.
It could be that the stamp is starting to wear out in the middle.
All right, this is a live tape, correct?
The Caldera Lakes tape?
Yes, this is live.
Recorded live in 2008, I think.
In where?
Was it like, I feel like it was like...
Denver, Colorado.
Afghanistan.
Hmm.
For the troops.
Get their spirits up.
I mean, troops are into a lot of different kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah, man. Somebody's got to entertain them. get their spirits up.
I mean,
troops are into a lot of different kind of stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Somebody's got to entertain them.
Yeah.
You know,
if you're going to be in an endless war,
you know,
what better thing to do than to get some,
like,
you know,
noisers who like,
you know,
there's no boundaries to their songs.
They can go on forever.
Yeah.
Entertain me for so long that I just don't have to go back
all right hand me that tape i really like the artwork for this guy
cool mushrooms on the i like the the spine oh they are i thought they were jellyfish
that's what i thought too they kind of do look like no those are mushrooms
fungi funky fungi so funky i like the spine the way that the the name goes down on that slant They kind of do look like... No, those are mushrooms. Fungi. Funky fungi.
Some funky fungi.
I like the spine, the way that the name goes down on that slant.
Oh, yeah.
It doesn't fit.
Yeah.
And then Lake says upside down.
It says Caldera and then Lake says upside down.
Oh, no.
I hate that part.
You hate that part?
No, I'm kidding.
That's the one part I don't like.
All right.
Well, let's play a little bit of the Caldera Lakes.
It's a live tape from
what was this
released last year?
It was released last year
wasn't it?
Because it was on our
top 20 list
or something like that.
Yeah.
Yeah. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I knew that this was where I had always done
And when I was gone
To say goodbye that I don't know
How I knew Oh, oh. Thank you. Wherever I am, you're here with me
And when you're gone
You're all I've got
And you'll find that I'm gone Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was Bjork with...
That wasn't Bjork.
Electric cylinders.
Haven't heard much from Caldera Lakes in a bit.
That's good stuff.
It's really good stuff, yeah.
I enjoyed everything I've heard.
What else?
We played that...
You had that double wide.
Do you remember who put that tape out, like the tall tape?
Oh, yeah.
I don't remember who put that out.
No.
We'll look that up.
No, we won't.
No, we won't.
Joby, you hate the project called Kevin Shields,
right?
No,
I just don't like that.
It's named Kevin Shields.
That's what I mean.
You hate the name.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't,
I don't hate the,
the,
the,
the sounds that come from you.
Or is that the name of a project?
Kevin Shields is in my bloody Valentine.
That's the guy.
And Eva from Caldera lakes does a project.
Her project is named Kevin Shields.
Oh, that's dumb.
Yeah.
I remember you were talking about it one day for like an hour.
You were livid about it.
I like to get a thing and then go off on it.
Yeah.
No, I remember outside of No Fun Fest one year,
you were talking about circumcision for like an hour.
Yeah, because I'm not into it.
And it's so weird.
And then finally I was just like, Joe, I don't care.
There's so much more important shit.
And I was just talking to you.
He just walked away into Brooklyn.
Yeah, I was probably mad at you.
You were so mad.
I was probably mad
because we spent three days in Brooklyn
and all you wanted to do
was sit out front of the venue
for the three days.
You didn't want to go anywhere.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, I'll just stay here.
It's 11 o'clock in the morning.
The show is not till eight.
I was going to the city.
We can't go anywhere
in the city? I didn't say you couldn't go anywhere.
We went to the park
for a couple hours, Dave. You said for nine
hours just in front of the van?
I'll just stay here. I'll just stay here.
Oh my god. Collect my
thoughts. We're in New York City.
We're in the Big Apple. That's a full work day.
It's a full work day sitting out front looking at Vice magazine. I'll just collect my thoughts. We're in New York City. We're in the Big Apple. That's a full work day. It's a full work day, sitting out front looking at
Vice Magazine. I'll just collect my thoughts.
We went to some stupid bar that had
sand on the floor.
There was a bar that had
sand on the floor? It was like a beach.
You're at the beach, but in Brooklyn.
And there's sand on the floor.
I hope that place is shut down by now.
Oh, it's definitely shut down by now.
Is there like cigarette butts put out in the sand?
Probably. Who cares?
Just like put down the fucking...
There are flooring companies
that will provide you with many options.
Wood, linoleum, marble.
Bamboo they do now these days.
It's very nice.
Yeah, there's a lot of different kind of laminates
that look like actual marble and tile and stuff.
Just put that down.
Sand.
Sand.
Now we're doing sand.
Yeah.
My grandfather fought in the big one,
so you can put sand down in your bar.
Hang a shark on the wall.
Call it the big one, you can put sand down in your bar. Hang a shark on the wall. Call it, you know, the big one.
The big catch.
When you walk by it, it turns its head at you.
Yeah.
Give me a fucking break.
This is Budweiser.
No wonder why we're falling behind in everything now.
This country's going to hell in a handbasket.
Sand.
Get that sand up.
All right, is it my turn?
That's such a terrible idea.
I'm so angry.
What if they gave you peanuts
to stomp into the sand?
I don't know if they gave us anything. You are obsessed with putting
something into the sand, Dave.
Cigarettes, peanuts.
I just can't imagine
a queen out about putting shit in the
clean sand. Can you imagine
just walking in
from the snow in Brooklyn
and the snow is all black and stuff and you're just tracking it into the sand.
Walking to the sandbar.
All right, I'm going to play something from this Marnie Stern tape on Dog Days.
And it has probably the best title of any tapes I've heard in a while.
It's called The Chronicles of Marnia.
That's pretty good.
This is a weird release for Dog Days.
I don't know too much about the label, only that twins tape.
And now,
Marnie Stern,
she's not one second big, but kind of big.
Well, I'm like,
I guess I'm totally out of the loop because I've never
heard of her until I got this tape.
And then looked it up on the internet. guess i'm totally out of the loop because i've never heard of her until i got this tape and uh
and then looked it up on the internet apparently she's been putting out like stuff on kill rock
stars for like five years yeah and uh you know i figured i wanted i hang out with the college kids
they couldn't cue me in let me know just like hey mike just so you know like people the cool
sandwich right now it's mozzarella pastrami and a marnie stern song that's what
people are listening to yeah but this tape uh chronicles of marnia on dog days and i think the
like vinyl versions on kill rock stars it's a ripper it's a good one and i'm gonna play the
first track off this tape which i believe is called year of the Glad. And let's get right into that.
Some shredding from Marnie Stern on The Chronicles of Marnia. Thank you. It's good to make it great On a mission
The beginning
Adios, hello
On a winter night.
I'm not saying it's hard to turn on the red light.
But again, the blue lights, the fountains of dreams,
and the heart of everything's starting now
Everything's starting now
With a special thing
With a mission
We all play hard and make it great
On a mission
The love of heaven The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The Thank you. New bugs, new bugs and old genes
And everything's starting now
And everything's starting now
Why is it so quick?
Destination
I'm not saying I'll make you wait
With permission I'm not saying I'll make you wait With correction
The beginning
Ooh, you're playing
Ooh, you're playing
Ooh, you're playing
Ooh, you're playing Damn.
Damn, girl.
I'm real into this tape.
I didn't know that.
I think the main reason why I like it so much is because I had no clue what it was going to be.
And, you know, Dog Day sent us a package.
This is Dog Day's number seven, by the way.
I believe it's still available.
Yeah, you have the twins tape to go on.
Yeah.
And, like, you know, I think they put out, like, an acceptor tape and, you seven, by the way. I believe it's still available. Yeah, you have the twins tape to go on. Yeah, and I think they put out an acceptor tape and stuff like this.
So I get this, and I have no clue what it is.
I pop it in, and that track comes on first, and it just blew me away.
Yeah, it's awesome.
I feel like I was washing something when I heard it.
Like old style, like in a tub with the boys? Oh, you know what else?
No, it's cleaning the bathroom.
I had some solvents and such.
With the yellow gloves on that come up to your elbows.
They didn't go that far, but I did have yellow gloves on.
And I was kind of far away from the tape player,
and I heard it, and I had to stop doing it.
I was doing a walkout.
What?
So I'm standing in the living room.
To paint you a picture, I'm standing in the living room
with the yellow gloves on.
In your underwear.
In my underwear, because that's how I clean.
And that's how I painted this room as well just because you're wondering uh and just standing there with the gloves kind of you know you have your hands like up because they're kind of wet
and you don't want the drips and that does something that keeps like a doctor yeah like
a doctor just got standing there just kind of like staring at the speakers like that going
what is going on right now did i put on on the right thing? Yeah, but that's...
Apparently everyone knows who that is, I guess.
Except for me. I'm the last one to the game.
Really catchy for how weird it is, too.
Yeah.
It's really left field,
but really catchy at the same time.
Chronicles of Marnia.
It's an excellent name.
I like also how the cassette
is like the classic clear tape
with the black liner inside.
But the printing on it is like in...
I don't know if it's in
like blue.
So you can't see it
unless you kind of like
put it in the light.
I like it too.
Right on. It's nice.
Dog days.
Cool isn't it? Let's switch things up.
You want to play a CD-R?
Yeah.
No, I don't even know.
I won't allow it.
We got in the mail, right?
Yeah.
Just throw that anywhere.
Philip Marshall tape on...
What label is this?
Fragment Factory on Frag...
Fragment Factory?
Oh, okay, yeah.
Passive-aggressive cassette by Philip Marshall.
Edited and produced in January of 2013.
Got it...
Fast-tracked this one.
Ooh, fast-tracked. CGI the fish. Red-lighted this one. Yeah, red-lighted. Is that a thing? Red-lighted? Green-lighted. Fast track this one. Ooh, fast track.
CGI the fish.
Red lighted this one.
Is that a thing?
Red light?
Green lighted.
Green lighted.
Let's red light.
Stop.
Red stop.
But why do you take a red eye?
Flight.
Because the red eye flight is,
isn't that a flight in the middle of the night?
Yeah.
And you're all tired and your eyes are.
Your eyes are red.
Okay.
Like Fox red eye.
It's like the Fox.
Fox news? The Fox news show in It's like the Fox late at night.
The Fox News show in the middle of the night with that guy's name.
I don't know.
I don't have cable.
Melvins were on it once.
The Melvins were on it?
Buzz was on it. I think Buzz was on it a few times.
Hmm.
All right.
That guy's a douchebag.
I can't think of his name.
He's on the five now.
No.
How dare you?
The guy with the red eye.
He's on the five.
He very well may be a douchebag.
I mean, who knows? I got a question about Buzz from the Melvins. He's on the red eye. He very well may be a douchebag.
Who knows?
I got a question about Buzz from the Melvins.
How come in every picture he's always looking off with that weird face?
That's his thing. That's his face.
But what is that?
We get it.
Okay, you do that when you take pictures.
Now, just give us a nice smile.
Just ham it up.
Cheese it for the camera.
Cheese it up.
I don't know.
All right, so who was this again?
Philip Marshall.
Philip Marshall.
It's easier on his face to just go.
It's like his face when he takes a picture is like the equivalent of oatmeal.
All right, Philip Marshall, passive-aggressive cassette.
A new one on Fragment Factory.
Here's a cut from that. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 That was a cut off the Philip Marshall tape on Fragment Factory?
Fragment Factory.
Fragment Factory.
Germany.
It sounded like a Fragment Factory.
A factory that makes fragments.
That's what that sounded like.
Why would a factory make fragments? Well, they're pieces that go to the, you know, you can put's what that sounded like. Why would a factory make fragments?
Well, they're pieces that go to the...
You know, you can put them together how you like.
Then they go to the assembly plant.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
They only make pieces of things.
Like where you make all the screws and the nuts
and then they go to the...
He said screws and nuts.
That Dave is crazy. Dave, you're a wild man.
Bing bong.
Bing bong.
You had a cassette tape you want to play?
It's my turn.
It's your turn.
Remember when Dave said screws and nuts?
It was hilarious.
I think you remember that.
That was good.
You should be on YouTube.
You should be on YouTube.
You'd do well there
let's get him a YouTube channel
hi I'm Dave
screws and nuts
then you're gonna look forward and be like
screws and nuts remix
you're like I just want the original
god damn original
I don't know what I want to play here
cause
I just don't I got some stuff that I got some droners over here I don't want what I want to play here because I just don't.
I've got some stuff that... I've got some droners over here.
I don't want to get too droney.
I just played a droner.
I had to bring it down a little bit.
It's been so high energy since the beginning.
We're bouncing off the walls.
What do you got there?
I don't know.
Let's do this.
Yeah, we'll do this one.
This is a project called Great Slave Lake from that label Teen Action.
I don't know really anything about this project or anything, but it's a pretty good tape.
Teen Action from Ohio, correct?
I don't know.
I think we played something last time.
Did we play that Little Debbie tape?
No.
I think so.
Did we play that?
We played the Little Debbie tape.
Did we?
Yeah.
Maybe we did.
I think so.
Okay.
I like the...
What do you like?
The J card is like...
Yeah, I like that.
Oh, look at that.
It's a little transparent overlay.
I think this is hand-painted or hand-drawn and everything.
Yeah, they're all scribbled on there.
It's nice.
The J card has some crayon scribblings,
and then there's a transparency that lays over top of it with text.
Sext.
That's pretty nice.
Do you know who this project is, who these people are? Nope. He already said That's pretty nice.
Do you know who this project is, who these people are?
Nope.
He already said he doesn't know.
Well, just see if he looked it up in the meantime.
No.
No, I can't remember.
All right.
So Teen Action Records, number 28.
You want to pass that cassette over here?
Yeah.
Well, it's a nice red shell.
It's like your anime of Valentine.
Yeah, we're going to play the B-side.
B-side, you got to cue it up to something here?
Yeah, there's...
What's the name of that track,
Mike, you're holding it?
You know, I don't normally
go for...
Just ignore that question.
I don't normally go for
like a Sharpie or
like the...
You know, a spray paint type pen.
What are those things called?
A spray paint pen?
Yeah, what are those called? They have spray paint pen? Yeah what are those called?
They have spray paint pens?
No it's like the pens
you shake them
there's the ball inside.
A paint marker.
A paint marker.
Spray paint pen.
Spray paint pen.
But I don't really
normally go for that kind of stuff.
I hate that.
I hate that shit.
But I kind of like the gold
on the clear red shell on this.
Joby's shaking his head
in disagreement.
I like Sharpie on a shell.
Yeah your mom likes Sharpie on a shell. Yeah, your mom likes Sharpie on a shell.
If it's done nice, I like it.
It's a 12 out of 30 or 12 out of 50.
If you're going to number a tape, make it legible.
It's a couple of squiggly lines.
A couple of wavy lines.
By nice, all I mean is like a steady hand.
Yeah, and I've never seen one that's a steady hand.
That one's pretty steady.
No, it's not.
The humps of the bees are both.
Joe's got real clean lines.
He has high standards.
He does have high standards.
All right, well, let's play something.
Remember that high standards song when they covered,
oh, the leaves are brown, leaves are, no.
Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, it was good. It was leaves are brown. No. Yeah. I remember that.
It was good.
It was in the fat records comp.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
I know who you're talking about.
Um,
side B ignorance has been our downfall by great slave Lake on teen action
records.
Your mom was on the Fat Records comp. All right. so
um Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great sleep. Great Slave Lake off the untitled tape on Teen Action Records.
I looked it up.
It was Great Slave Lake is two dudes.
One of them does Scotch Tapes, a Canadian label.
Uh-huh.
You guys know that label?
I'm familiar.
I'm familiar with the name.
And another guy named Derek from Texas.
No last name.
But he's a drone commander.
Oh, he's a drone commander?
According to the label description.
But, yeah.
Good tape.
Good times.
Enjoyed it.
Is Derek Rogers from Texas?
I'm not from Texas. Thank you. There's probably a Derek Rogers from Texas? I'm not from Texas.
Thank you.
I don't know.
There's probably a Derek Rogers in Texas.
Probably.
All right.
Here's a tape that we got in the middle of the other day.
Joe, you might want to sit out for this because you didn't come to the last themed episode that we did.
But in the last themed episode, we did a themed episode that was the body was the theme.
And I don't recall how it came up or why it was said.
But either me or Dave, I don't know who it even was, said that if someone named a tape a half a face and some other things, that we would play it. And we got a tape in the mail by a project called AB1 that named their tape a half a
face and some other things.
So I guess we have to make good, you know, my, my pa raised me, right?
I'm not going back on my word.
So we got this tape here.
I actually like the, um, it's a mixture of really liking it and really not liking the packaging.
Because it's this
full
like a U-card
with the holes punched out
in the back for the spools of the Noroco
to go through. It's just a
picture of a foot. Dave, is your foot
that nasty? Oh, it's way nastier.
Way nastier than that? Dave's got a nasty foot.
Dave went to the doctor and he's like, you got a nasty foot.
I can give you something,
but you're always going to have a nasty foot.
But on the inside, there's
some piece of paper with really
bad fonts, different fonts.
Is that a really long hair between
his toes or is that a scratch?
That is a... Well, I don't know. I was going to say
hair, but I don't see
where it would start and where it would end.
Yeah, that's what I can't figure out either.
But it's like a weird color for a scab, too, because it's black.
Yeah.
But then there's just a piece of paper on the inside with handwritten track titles on it.
I hate handwritten shit.
I like it.
You like it?
I like it.
It makes it feel like...
I like how it says 2013 is a year on the inside.
And I'm not sure who AB1 is.
This was released by...
It's a split release between...
It took two labels to put this out.
WhaleTrap Records.
It took the resources of two labels.
Well, that's photo paper.
That's expensive.
And Senseless Records. C-E-N-D. See, what I photo paper. That's expensive. And senseless records.
C-E-N-D.
See, what I don't understand about the inside is half of it's handwritten, but half of it's printed.
Yeah.
So they were like, he's like, well, you didn't put the track titles.
I'll handwrite them in.
Yeah, you got a full panel, but you only put the label information on the bottom.
So I don't know.
I'm going to just hit fast forward on this tape
and we'll let it go for a little bit.
And then we'll go in.
I listened to this.
It's actually not that bad.
It's all over the place.
All over.
A lot of like some stuff you get,
it's pretty good like guitar fuckery going on
and just like feedback and weird stuff and then a lot of like
you know like a dude with like a
dyed purple goatee might be playing the music
a lot of different stuff like that
so here's something
anthrax yeah like scotty
from anthrax
dimebag daryl has a
purple he's dead joe
yeah a little respect too soon
for dimebag daryl and nobody heard that by the way because you're way the. Too soon for Dimebag Daryl.
Nobody heard that, by the way, because you're way the fuck back. Oh, yeah.
Dimebag Daryl.
All right.
So let's play something off of the AB1 cassette,
A Half of a Face and Some Other Things
on Whale Trap and Senseless Records. Thank you. AB1,
a half of a face,
and some other things, allale Trap and Senseless.
I like that.
That was pretty good.
Yeah, I enjoyed that.
The whole thing, it's all over the place.
Thanks for naming your tape something
that we said if you named it.
And if anyone names their tape
Dave Doyen Drinks His Own Pee,
we'll play that too. So go ahead and name your tape Dave Doyen Drinks His Own Pee, we'll play that too.
So go ahead and name your tape, Dave Doyen Drinks His Own Pee.
Don't be afraid.
Don't be shy.
Step right up and do it.
I hope there's multiple tapes that come out, like all at the same time.
I'm really hoping for a couple.
Oh, Discogs is going to lose their mind with that one.
Dave Doyen Drinks His Own Pee, parentheses one. Dave Doinsen drinks his own pee.
Parentheses one.
Dave Doinsen.
Two, three, four.
That'll be pretty good.
All right.
Joseph B.
All right, let's get into some more stuff we got in the mailbag.
Okay.
I don't know how to say that.
Siege.
Siege?
S-E-E-D-G-E.
Siege.
Back to the cachet.
I really like...
What's this label called?
I can't really...
It's really small.
I need new glasses.
Where is it on there?
It's on there somewhere.
In La La Terra?
I'm not sure.
Where are you seeing that?
Everything we got from them,
it's E-N...
It doesn't matter.
Everything we got from them,
I really like the design of everything we have to know.
I like the fonts.
M. Lala Terra.
This label FedExed us a package.
And I remember there being a lot of heart stickers inside.
Hmm.
Like a sheet of heart stickers?
You know, random ones thrown in there stuck on different things.
Okay.
Yeah, I dig...
You know, they have these nice solid-colored shells.
I like a good solid-colored shell with a nice label on it. Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah, it looks good.
Yeah, the white label on that looks nice.
The white label with the...
Yeah, green shell with the white label.
Mauve printing or mauve.
I don't know what color that is.
You know, I think we got some cyan and some magenta on there.
Okay.
And some key.
And some key.
All right, you want to jump right into here?
Yeah, let's go into it.
Siege.
If I'm putting on side A this Siege C21,
we're going to be listening to the track Again Returns.
Again Returns for the first time.
All right, let's jump right in.
Siege on
M. Lala Terra. Thank you. THE END Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Siege.
Siege off of Mlalaterra.
Went to their website.
Not that good.
Did you install Java?
You just click on a photo and it just makes the photo bigger.
Uninstall Java.
I'll have to tinker around with that a little bit more.
Reinstall your operating system.
I'm on Windows 3.5.
Okay.
You have to make Windows bigger.
You got Netscape?
Netscape Navigator.
Okay. Did you go in through the back door?
There's always a way in through the back door
Like the Matrix
Did you eat your cookies?
I ate the cookies
They put up a firewall, very smart
I know a way
Let me have five minutes with the encryption
And I'll have you in
I'll have some sort
of information
about releases.
Back to the cache
by Siege.
But yeah,
that was good.
After sending that over.
Pretty excited.
They sent a couple
things over, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think Dave
got the other one.
They may have been.
They had a good font.
They may have been three.
Yeah.
Had a good font.
What was it?
I can't remember.
It was similar to the pajama font.
Yeah, hard to read.
Hard to read triangles.
You know the deal.
What do you got, Dave?
We did this
Richard Lainhart tape.
It came out
on Cassana, which is a
cassette imprint on
Important.
They do a whole bunch of tapes
that I think are pretty much packaged the same way.
I was just looking at their website the other day.
Their packaging for this one.
Their official website.
The packaging is a beast.
It's really nice. It's pretty much like a wraparound
cardstock with
what do you call that?
Debossed.
All black. Everything's black.
No printing, right?
No, no printing. Just debossing.
And there's the outer jacket
and then you slide out
the guy inside.
I'm wrong. There is printing. Slide that bad boy out.
Do I just rip this? What do I do?
You rip it open.
Just tear it apart.
Push it out like a push pop.
Something funny happened?
Joe's getting excited.
I got excited when it came out.
That's what she said.
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I'm afraid I'm going to rip it.
That's fine.
Let me get your weird fingers on this thing.
It is.
Yours is tight.
Mine's not this tight.
So you got the outer
jacket, and it's got some...
You see the... But look at the inside.
Yeah, look at the inside there. Yeah, there's printing on the
inside, like some lines in like
silver ink. Concentric circles. And then there's another
jacket, another black jacket, around
it. Just black paper.
And then you slide the tape out of that,
and you got a black tape with some silver
imprinting on it.
It's a very important piece.
It's a very important piece.
Man.
You got yourself a winner
here. Look at this thing.
This is a beaut. It is a beaut.
It is. There's some good
tapes on that. I never
heard about. Yeah, for some reason there's something on that. I never heard about this before,
but there's a bunch of really good stuff.
There's something on Bookface I saw,
and I took a link to it.
Yeah.
Did they do some sort of release
in conjunction with that I Dream of Wires?
No, they tweeted about it for certain.
No, it wasn't I Dream of Wires.
It was Make Noise that tweeted about it.
Oh, okay.
And said it was new,
but then when I was reading about it, I think it was uh make noise that tweeted about it oh and said it was new but then like when i was
reading about it it was like i think it was released last year so i don't know why they
said like two years ago oh yeah it's 2013 now yeah so i think it was recorded in 2011 so
maybe even before that i don't know either way it's sold out now from Important.
Oh, is it gone now?
Yeah, it was released in 2011.
Okay.
It's a long one, too.
38 minutes.
Well, 38 minutes aside, it's a long one.
All right, so you want to play a little bit of something off this Richard Lainhart Luxe cassette?
Yeah.
Alright. You do?
Nah. Wait. Do ya?
Nah, I changed my mind. Do you? Start over. Yes.
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off of Lux
on Cassana Richard Lainhart off of Lux on Kassana.
Performed and recorded in real time without edits or overdubs on a Bukla 200E system.
That was an expensive drone.
Take a second mortgage out on the house for that one
Worth it
Alright
What you got?
I'm gonna play something that I just put out
Is that okay?
I'm getting a little
It's my podcast
I can do what I want
Oh it's your podcast
New Bachelor 905 put out a...
Let's see what he can do by himself, Dave.
Without you here.
Is this the part where he just goes,
beep!
And there's like the TV test signal comes up.
A tape called Bean Stew
by Bob and Ryan,
B-B-O-B and R-R-R-Y-A-N.
Two Cleveland dudes.
Co-opted the R-R-R thing, huh?
I didn't even think about that.
Snatched it.
You know what's funny about this tape?
This is the first batch of 9 to 5 tapes I've ever done pro dub before,
and they aren't just the white shells.
They look good.
Thank you.
This is, I like this.
First, because I kind of remember a black one in there somewhere
way back in like the 30s.
Easy, I told you to keep that between us.
Which one was the black one?
The easy.
The digital one.
It doesn't exist.
He's lying.
What was I just going to say?
Oh, yeah.
They didn't have any track titles or anything,
so I asked if I could name all the track titles.
I scanned that tape for the Tabs Out header on the site.
You're getting too deep.
They didn't have any track titles,
so I asked if I could name the tracks.
So I just took fragments from all the weird spam messages
we get on TabZone.com.
You know, all the cheap Jordans.
So it's like,
these are generally
things you'll need.
Play and operate with
Radian along with way out Hughes.
Glimpse here
and you'll undoubtedly discover it.
You know, nonsense shit that's like...
All right.
So, the Bob Flux Monkey and Ryan,
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.
I believe I said two Cleveland dudes.
I think this is the first tape they've put out together.
I'm not really sure.
But either way. I'm excited really sure. But either way.
I'm excited.
Let's get into it.
Yeah, I don't know where it is.
I'll just pop in wherever it's at.
I listened to it a couple times.
So it's somewhere on the A-side of the Bob and Ryan Beans 2 cassette.
Beans 2.
Yeah.
On 905. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. No! Thank you. Thank you. Bob and Ryan.
Bisto. Bisto. That was a good one. Yeah, man. Bob and Ryan Binstow
That was a good one
Yeah man
Thanks show
That's a weird one
That's a weird one
Yeah
Boing
Wow
Merzbow couldn't get a purple shell
But they could huh
Well at the time
I was only doing white shells
Did he ask for a purple shell
He asked for a purple shell
And you said no
I said no So I don't do that I'm only doing white shells. He asked for a purple shell? He asked for a purple shell and I did that too. And you said no. I said no. So I don't do that.
I said I'm only doing white shells at the moment.
I'm glad
you remember that. With a little piece of paper that I glue
on. Well that one I pro-dubbed.
Oh really? But I just like
printed the name as if it was on a piece of paper.
Right, right, right. Or a piece of sticker paper.
It's called growth Joe.
It's called growth.
What are you handing me?
Let's play some of this This is an older tape
On Hanson
Aaron Dilloway
You want me to write on here
With a marker what it is?
That would help
I was trying to say earlier
When I was trying to look for tapes
To bring tonight
There was one tape I grabbed
It's just a purple J card
With just a Just a blank tape.
Carlos Giovanni.
I was going to say, it's that...
It's that Carlos Giovanni tape on...
Oh, all right.
On Neon Blossom.
All right.
Yeah.
They did two...
It was like two fundraiser tapes, right?
Yeah.
It was either that or the...
Asshole Social Club?
Yeah.
Okay.
So there you go.
All right.
All right.
Figured that out for you.
I'm looking at it.
I'm like, what the fuck is this?
If you have a tape you can't recognize, call us at 1-800-
Email us.
I don't know.
So get into this, whatever.
Let me see.
This cover, what is that?
A piranha?
It's a fish, right?
That's a pike.
A pike?
What's a pike?
A pike is a fish, but I don't know if that's a pike.
A pike is a unit of measurement.
False speech.
Aaron Dilloway and C. Spencer, yeah.
Is the name of the tape false speech, or is that the name of them together, what they play as?
I think it's the name of the tape.
Interesting.
And did they have another collaboration that was on an LP?
Does anyone know?
Nope.
I'm not sure.
I feel like they do.
That's a pike.
That's a pike?
I don't know what that is.
That's pretty standard.
You get up this time of the year, you got to get in deep water, get yourself a nice pike.
They're big, too.
Look at them.
A lot of people don't know this.
That's good eating.
Marshmallow is big.
No, that's not real.
What's not real?
Marshmallows aren't real?
No, when you try to tell me that marshmallows originally used to come from the mallow plant or something.
In the swamp.
In the swamp.
You've believed me for like three years.
No, that one I'd write away.
There is a marshmallow type.
There is a marshmallow plant.
There is a marshmallow, Joe.
Joe, I don't know if you know this.
Dave might have told you there is a marshmallow.
There is a marshmallow.
Because marshmallows go all the way back to ancient Egypt, right?
But it's different from the Stay Puft marshmallow.
I don't know.
Maybe there was some truth.
The Stay Puft marshmallow made from Ghostbusters?
From Ghostbusters.
Is Stay Puft a real marshmallow company?
Yeah.
Is Stay Puft a real marshmallow company?
No, I don't think so.
I think they made it for the movie. I think they made it up for the movie.
They did not make that up for the movie.
Bing it.
I think they made it up for the movie.
I don't think that...
That's a copy of written character.
This is good radio here, boys.
If you Google Stay Puffs Marshmallow Man,
the first thing that comes up is Ghostbusters.
You're right.
Have you ever had a Stay Puft Marshmallow?
I don't know.
I don't eat marshmallows.
I'm sorry. You also don't see them, I guess.
I'm sorry I don't walk down the aisle
of the supermarket and know all the brands of marshmallows.
Everyone wants to go down the marshmallow aisle.
It's a little treat.
Stay Puft?
Creamy John's?
Creamy John's makes a It's a little treat. Stay puff? No, I don't say stay puff. Creamy John's. Creamy John's
makes a hell of a mellow.
Alright, let's
play a little bit of this Aaron Dilloway
and see Spencer, yeah, false speech
cassette on Hanson Records.
Creamy John's
Pillow Whites.
Brought to you by Creamy John's.
Want a steamy s'more?
7, 8, 8.
7, 8, 8.
7, 8, 8. 3-4 3-4 Three, four.
Three, four.
Three, four.
Three, four.
Three, four.
Three, four.
Three, four.
Three, four. Dreams tomorrow. Dreams tomorrow. Dreams tomorrow.
Dreams tomorrow.
Dreams tomorrow. Thank you. 7, 8, 8, 7, 8, 8, 7, 8, 8, 7, 8, 8, 7, 8, 8, 7, 8, 8, 7, 8, 8, 7, 8, 8, 7, 8, 7, 8. 8. 7, 8.
7, 8.
8.
Testing.
1, 2. Testing. One, two.
Testing. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Aaron Dilloway.
3-4.
3-4. Yeah. How do you say his last name? 3-4 C-Spencer 3-4 Yeah
How do you say his last name?
3-4
Yeah
Yeah
C-Spencer
False speech
Yup
Dilloway just put a whole bunch of stuff up on the internets, right?
Sure
Email
Email
It's Facebook
YouTube
No, it didn't didn't like a band
camp for
Hanson
oh yeah
yeah
yeah there's
some old stuff
up there
it's really
good
yeah
you can
stream it
on the net
stream it
on the net
it's a whole
new world
we live in
pretty good
world
nope
no
I mean
you know
the Hanson
band camp
thing's pretty
cool
but beyond
that
alright alrighty alright Dave what are you I mean, you know, the handsome bank thing's pretty cool, but beyond that...
Alright, alrighty.
Alright, Dave, what are you... 3, 4... I'm going to play this mailbagger here.
3, 4...
I'm going to get too bogged down in drones.
Oh, I got the hiccups.
There's a project called Moo.
Ma.
Ma?
M-U.
M-U? How would you say that,e i would say moo moo moo like moo meadows yeah like a moo moo that you wear is m-u-m-u yeah is it oh really i don't know
i'm gonna google that right now well you thought it was what? Meh? Mah.
Or M-U.
M-U. Well, anyway, the name of the tape is called Um.
Like U-M?
Um.
Um.
I was getting this Moo Um tape.
Let me see that.
What is that?
Just like a wrapped around piece of paper?
Yeah.
It's just like a wrap around, and the tape slides out of the bottom
or top.
Your choice. Listener's pleasure.
You can put it out the top.
You can pull it out the bottom. You can have a good time.
You can have a bad time.
Just don't hurt anybody.
Let me see it.
And this is on, what is this on?
ST10 is the catalog number.
So what label is this?
I'm going to Google.
MUMST10.
MUMUSIC.BANKCAMP.GOM.
All right, yeah, let's play something off this.
It's really freaking me out.
The label on the one side is white,
and it's just black type from a printer.
On the other side, it's...
I threw that across the room.
Google gives me nothing.
I got nothing.
The one label is just white.
When you flip it, the other side is a little off-white.
I think it's like the colors on the wall
and the light in this room are kind of...
Don't do it too fast.
I'm doing it really fast to see what happens.
Is it off-white? Because I thought it was green.
It's kind of green.
Oh, shit.
It's kind of green.
Oh, okay. The backside is green.
All right. Well, let's play some Mew.
Mew.
Off the tape.
What is this? Self-titled or does it have a name?
I think it's called Um.
Um.
Um.
Like I said.
M-U-U-M.
It's a tape attention pay attention three four I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Moo.
Ma.
Moo.
Ma.
Me.
Moo.
Ma.
M-U.
M-U.
Hey, M-U.
Hey, M-E.
M-U.
M-U. A-M-E? M-U.
Alright.
Did we ever figure out the name of the label?
It was just ST-10.
Yeah, we never figured it out because we tried to Google it.
Street.
Sinked.
Alright, here's another one that we can't pronounce.
Hold on, I had it up here on my computer.
And I thought it made more sense.
Pandalindio.
Pandalindio.
Pandalindio.
Pandaloonies.
Like a fine pair of pandaloonies.
Cassette on a label called Feather Coyote.
They sound like a whole bunch of stuff over there, right?
Yeah. I haven't heard of them before. Except when me and the boys used to go down to the Feather Coyote. They sent a whole bunch of stuff over, right? Yeah, they sent a whole bunch.
I haven't heard of them before,
except when me and the boys
used to go down to the Feather Coyote
on Saturdays.
But I haven't heard this label before,
and they sent a bunch of stuff,
and it's all pretty good.
Yeah, wild bingo on Thursdays.
Wild bingo.
Everybody screams.
It's crazy.
I've never been there on Thursday before,
down at the Feather Coyote.
Just check online for the feathered...
Two dollar Yeagers.
You can check for the feathered coyote in your area.
It's a chain, so there's a bunch of them.
It's like Dave and Buster's.
Oh, it's like an arcade for adults.
Yeah, for adults.
The feathered coyote.
From Dusk Till Dawn.
Were they filmed from Dusk Till Dawn, that bar?
That was a feathered coyote. that was a feathered coyote what?
you didn't know that?
I didn't know that
old chain too
that's the theme of it
I'm just saying that movie was made
a while ago so they've been around for a minute
I've never heard of them
I enjoy chain restaurants you know that The movie was made a while ago, so they've been around for a minute and I've never heard of them.
I enjoy chain restaurants. You know that.
I only eat at chain restaurants.
They're like an American staple, Joe.
Yeah, I know that. Like Stay Puft and Creamy John's.
They sell Creamy John's over at the Feather Coyote.
They're bars.
They're free bar're bar Free bar fare
Nice bowl of creamy chops
They got all you can eat
Oh man it's getting late
Happy hour at the Federal Coyote
Man
Anyway this Pantolino tape
It's like uh From what I could tell,
I think it's like an ever-changing crew of people.
An ensemble cast.
An ensemble.
An ensemble.
A lot of organic field recordings.
Who wears the pandolinos in this group?
Good one, Dave.
Ask the feathered coyote.
A lot of Middle Eastern instruments.
Indian instruments and sensibilities.
Exotic.
It's very exotic.
So let's get into a cut off this tape.
Pandalindio.
I'm sure I'm not saying that correctly.
Probably not.
No.
On feathered coyote.
I really like this blue shell too.
I like that.
I like it with the sticker.
Yeah, the blue shell with the sticker.
The artwork's awesome too.
What would you call that like print that's on there?
It's tie.
Is that tie?
Yeah.
I love tie.
I'm not even joking.
Oh, you're not joking?
No.
I never joke about tie.
These designs are tie.
Oh, yeah, on the back.
Designs, yeah, I believe.
Pretty sure.
I believe you, too.
Pretty sure.
All right, well, here's some crickets and some chirping
and some didgeridoo.
Skeeters and some no-sams.
From Pandalindio. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © B Emily Beynon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Pendolindio.
The project from Argentina.
Are they really from Argentina?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you were joking when you said that.
Nah.
On Feather Coyote.
I believe it's still available.
Nice.
Just run down to your local Feather Coyote. I believe it's still available. Nice. Just run down to your local
Feathered Coyote.
See what they have in stock.
See what they have in stock.
Every Feathered Coyote,
the experience is going to be different,
but it'll be just as nice.
Feathered Coyote, come on down.
Brought to you by Creamy John's.
All right, Toby, what do you got?
Let's play...
John Pyle just put these out.
What?
Oh yeah, on John Pyle... Put what out?
His label... What is John Pyle's label called?
Beyond the Ruins.
A tape by...
White Power.
A tape by Richmond...
Locale...
Scant.
Scant.
Scant.
I know his first name is Matt.
I don't know how to say his last name.
Bootkey.
He's always laughing, that fella.
I like that guy.
Only met him once.
He seemed like he was nice.
Yeah, he seemed like a nice guy.
Sparrow laughs.
Sparrow laughs.
What's his cover?
Is it like some dude with a cardboard bag on
his head and a machine gun and some sort of like um al capone type uh machine gun right
yeah i guess tommy gun i wonder if it was like a really uh brightly colored picture
and then he clicked edit, image, harsh noise.
And it made it black and white.
It just came out like this and added the skulls on the spine.
No, that already happened too.
He just typed his, that's the font.
That's the font?
The font is when you do that, it makes the skulls on either side.
Okay, right on.
All right, well, let's play something off this scant tape.
Not guilty by reason of mental disease or defect.
Scant.
Beyond the ruins.
Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Scant.
Scant.
Baby Scant.
Baby Scant.
Scant.
Let's Scant with a pouch.
Monkey Scant.
Zebra.
Baboon.
The name Scant.
The name Scant.
Scant.
That's what I was going to say.
Gotcha.
Scant.
Not guilty by reason of mental disease or defect on Beyond the Ruins.
Great coffee, Mike.
You enjoying the coffee?
It's tasty.
What is this?
I forget.
Whatever is like the bulk beans at the grocery store.
It's pretty good.
It's dark.
Bold.
It's bold.
It's got a full body.
I put a raisin in yours just to sweeten it up.
A little trick I learned
while working in Aspen,
Colorado. Two years
I did that. Not two consecutive years.
Alright, Dave.
If you make your own vegetable broth, you put some prunes in there
it'll really give it some nice body.
Prunes, huh?
Dave's Tips.
Episode 24.
For your kitchen.
What tape you got Dave?
What did you want to talk
about the theme? Well first off, didn't
some label just put out a tape
of recipes?
Oh, that's a
I think it's
Siksik
I'm a little confused
I only saw it real quick. Yeah, it's called like Sik. I'm a little confused. I'm a little confused. I only saw it real quick.
Yeah, it's called like kitchen tapes, right?
Kitchen tapes.
And it's...
Is it like a person?
Like if it was a tape done by you, you would then be just one cup of flour, two cups of...
Like, are you reading the recipe?
No, I wouldn't be doing that because what are you...
One cup of flour, what are you making?
You're making a small...
Pancakes?
Yeah, pancakes for one. That because one cup of flour, what are you making? You're making a small... Pancakes? Yeah, pancakes for one.
That's a lot of flour.
Oh, that's a lot.
Then two.
Two cups of flour.
That's too much.
Three cups of flour.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know exactly what those are going to be.
Kitchen tapes.
Tapes for your kitchen.
Let's talk about the theme.
This is going to be the next episode.
We picked it?
The third themed episode.
I like how I wasn't even asked.
Well, we're picking it right now.
No, you already told me we picked it.
Me and...
We've talked it over and we know what we want.
It's getting dark in here.
We didn't...
Is the normal lights happening?
Nope.
Talked it over right now.
What was the first theme? The first theme was... My other band plays real music. What was the first theme?
The first theme was
My Other Band Plays Real Music.
The second theme was
The Body.
Full Bodied.
The third theme, we asked some people
to submit some ideas
for the third
themed episode.
And we weren't completely sold on
any one individual.
No, there were, you know, we got a few ideas that came in.
I'm trying to pull them up right now on the internet.
Wi-Fi is just too strong in here.
Couples.
Couples was a good one.
Benjamin Parrish said
Cassette classics
Which I'm not sure what that means
Cassette classics
Like the canon
Yeah
Pivotal releases
Of noise?
Or just in general?
In general I mean
Like
Jagged Little Pill
Are we talking
Udi and the Blowfish
One on Buzz
Single soundtrack
Bishwala
That was a good one.
Better than Ezra.
Worse than Ezra. Toads in the Wet Sprocket.
Ezra.
What did you say?
Toads in the Wet Sprocket.
Oh, they said Toads in the Wet Sprocket.
Toads in the Wet Spronged.
Chris D'Onofrio suggested Beer.
Beer's pretty good.
I like Beer.
Semi-Sonic.
Best of Semi-Sonic.
Super Sonic.
Let's see.
Oh, they got these socks, Mike, real quick.
Not to sidetrack real quick.
I have a store by my house.
That are full-color socks of basketball players.
What?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
They got Pippin.
They got Pippin.
They got Larry Bird, and they got Dennis Rodman right now. See, what I like about that is you can get Pippin they got pippin they got larry bird and they got dennis robin right now
see what i like about that is you can get like pippin and jordan and where yeah on where and
new pippin to jordan you can kind of like kick a basketball to the other side they got larry bird
huh yeah i'm gonna have to look into that uh matt bowetki which i think how you say his last name
boy who does the project scant that we just played. Boat key.
Had two pretty good ones.
That key.
I could show my parents this tape.
I'm not sure if he meant I couldn't.
Well.
And this tape goes against my personal beliefs and values
where two of his...
Well, this one falls into that category.
Sex-o-rama.
Sex-o-rama.
Yeah, I wouldn't show that.
What is she eating?
A hot dog?
I'm not showing that one.
What's wrong with it?
Brandon Grater, who submitted the last theme, the body, said food.
Oh, okay.
So what I was thinking, and I think what Dave agreed on,
is that we could blend two of them. Food and things that my parents can't see.
No.
Would be, we would do food and beer.
Food and beer.
Pairings.
Pairings.
With tapes.
And that's kind of like couples.
Yeah, kind of.
But there's a third one.
What?
The tape.
Oh, the tape.
The food and the beer.
And the tape.
Well, you're not necessarily pairing up like, this beer goes with The tape. Oh, the tape. The food and the beer and the tape. Well, you're not necessarily pairing up like this beer goes with this tape.
You know, a tape that maybe, for whatever reason, is food or beer themed in some way.
All right.
You want to do that?
Let's do it.
All right.
Let's do it.
I would like to pair beer with tapes, personally.
Well, we usually play how many?
13 to 15 tapes?
Like, you know. A podcast. So that many 13 to 15 tapes Like you know
A podcast
So that's 13 to 15 beers
I do that anyway
Do we
Yeah between the three of us
So we'll split
We'll take a beer we'll split it three ways
We'll figure it out
Let's do it
I like that idea actually
Food and beer Episode 25 food and beer We really gotta plan out then Oh, all right. Let's do it. Okay. I like that idea, actually.
Food and beer.
Food and beer.
Episode 25, food and beer.
We really got to plan out then.
Oh, we'll plan it out.
All right.
We'll get it good.
All right.
Get it good.
All right.
Dave, is it your turn to play a tape, a cassette tape?
Okay.
Sure.
Okay, sure.
Why not?
Well, how about we play this big ship Big ship
Big ship
With a P
How big
Gotta be big
Really big
Wanna buy a house dad
Gotta be big
Tell me more about this big ship tape Dave
Well this big ship has bow cleats
That are seven aces thick
By three quarters square You don't know bow What are you talking about over there What do you have Well, this big ship has bow cleats that are 7-8 thick by 3-quarters square.
You don't know bow.
What are you talking about over there?
What do you have?
I'm just reading the...
Does it really say that on there?
Yeah.
Bow cleat.
7-8 thick.
What is this?
Who put this out?
It doesn't come out.
It's fading.
I am fading quite a bit.
This is Hasu Mountain.
Ah, okay.
And have we played anything on Hasu Mountain before?
Yeah, we played that Mothcock tape.
Mothcock.
Mothcock.
The big ship.
This is called Split.
The big ship.
Split.
Oh, it's called Split?
It is called Split.
I was looking at it earlier, and I couldn't figure out if it was a split or what. What are these two
fellows on the cover doing?
I don't want to know.
Are they pro wrestlers from like the 40s?
I think they're like
I think that one guy's throwing up a baby.
Let me see that thing.
Yep. I told you
he's throwing up a baby.
Yep. Alright, well let's play
something off this big ship tape called Split on Hasu Mountain.
I'm tired. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Uh-huh.
The big ship. The biggest ship. Not the biggest ship. Not the biggest. Just a big one. Uh-huh.
The big ship.
The biggest ship.
Not the biggest ship.
Not the biggest. Just a big one.
It's a big one.
It's got some measurements on the shell there.
I like the little Hasu Mountain logo.
It's this little red guy with glasses on the side.
It has a mustache.
Yeah, I put the moth cock tape I have on this label
next to a
slither tape on Tasty Soil
because they both have little
heads for
logos
in like the same spot
fifth row
sector L
there's two little
heads right next to each other.
I thought they might be little buddies.
That'd be a cool spine idea for a label, but have every head be different.
Dave, I think you just cracked the code.
You did crack the Morse code.
The Matrix.
Yeah.
I like it.
All right, I'm going to play a tape off of a label called Sound Holes.
Sound. I think we played label called Sound Holes. Sound Holes.
I think we played something from Sound Holes before.
I think we played something on the last themed episode.
I can't remember by who, though.
But their artwork is always all black and white, always the same font.
That's a nice little snake.
Is that a boa?
That is your North American Viper.
This tape is by the David Russell snake,
which is David Russell,
who does or did,
I don't know if it's still active,
but a sound design recording that label was in Relentless Corpse and Jerk.
A couple other projects.
This tape's called Mirror Mirror. I think it
came out in 2012
or 2011, something like that.
But
play something off the A-side.
Diabolics.
It's mostly like, you know, he does a lot of
like...
He does a lot of loops, right?
A lot of like, yeah, a lot of loops, right?
A lot of like, yeah, loop-de-doops.
Vocally loop-de-doopies.
Looper-doopers.
A lot of loopers.
Exactly.
Looper-doopers.
But awesome stuff.
Dave's... Let's go.
Dave just...
Dave just...
I'm fading.
Just kicked himself in the face.
All right.
Here's David Russell Snake off of Sound Holes. I'm sorry. How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here. I'm sorry. Thank you. Good night. Thank you. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The David Russell snake.
Mirror, mirror.
On Sound Holes.
Sound Holes number 52.
Womp.
Womp.
All right, Joby, you want to take us home?
You want to bring it home?
Let's bring it home with a cut off this
Villages tape. A new one
on Sager Phrases.
Just dropped. Fresh new batch.
It's a fresh one.
It's a fresh one called Sun Control.
Little business card in there. That's nice.
Somebody want to help me finish this?
No.
Okay.
Thanks.
What have we got that queued up to?
I don't know.
I was listening to it earlier, so wherever I stop, listen to it at.
Yeah.
Let's bring that up.
New Sacred Phrases.
Always good stuff.
Yeah.
I was into the artwork on Sacred Phrases.
So it's like a really close-up picture of something.
Lots of colors going on.
Lots of pastels.
Lots of pastels.
You got your pinks.
You don't need to explain
to the people
what pastels are, Joe.
Well, sometimes you do.
Sometimes you do.
All right,
let me go to the
Wikipedia page real quick.
Pastels.
Pastels.
Pastels.com.
Yeah, there's 24 pastels
in the pastels palette.
Oh, shit,
I forgot that he didn't do a...
Here it is.
There it is.
He forgot that.
No one noticed.
Snuck it in at the end.
Snuck it in at the end.
A little bit there at the end.
All right, we'll take us out with Villages.
All right, thanks to Brad Rose for doing the intro.
That was a good one.
And the intro for the mispronunciations.
Yeah, the year of mispronunciations.
And I'll get this online in 24 hours.
You're going to get this online at 1.30 tomorrow night?
Why do you always have to be so fucking literal?
Well, you're the one who brought the exact hours.
I mean...
All right.
Last one, I quit.
Episode 25.
Dave quits. This is done.
Food and beer episode.
Episode 26. Not going to happen. Dave quits. This is done. Food and beer episode. Episode 26.
Not going to happen.
Dave's grumpy.
He's tired.
He just needs to get home and get some sleep.
I'm tired.
I've been up this late since...
Since my college days.
Villages, sun control, on second phrases.
Where I take night classes.
Episode 24.
Thanks for listening.
What did you say?
I made fun of his college days where he took the night classes.
That's why he's up this late.
I haven't been up this late since I was waiting for them to burn out my diploma.
All right.
Play it.
Boom.
Bam. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for watching!