Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #25 | 4.28.13

Episode Date: April 28, 2013

Theme Night. This episodes theme: Food and Beer. Foodman, Soup Purse, Zach Troxell, Edibles, Spinal Honey, Cow, Sugarm, Budweiser Sprite, Rambutan, White Meadows, The Nevari Butchers, Sheldon Siegel, Elfenbeinturm, Workin' Man Noise Unit, Ghostfood, and an interview with Dan Rizer (Budweiser Sprite).

Hi, this is Dan Reiser. You're listening to the food and beer themed episode of Tabs Out. That's right. One super giant pizza. Plain. Nothing on it. And I'd like that delivered as soon as possible. Girls. Your pizza's here. Thank you. Okay guys, we've cleaned out the refrigerator. I think we're just about ready to build the perfect pizza. P-I-C-C-A Give me pizza! P-I-C-C-A Now I'm feeling kinda hungry

We gotta make a munchie It's time to make our pizza Cause they got some munchies How much do we need to make a good hand show? Tabs out. Hello. Hello. Love that song. That's a good one. It's a classic. It's a classic. It is. It's so good. Love that song. That's a good one.

It's a classic. It's a classic. It is. It's so good. Tabs out episode number 25. Bringing back to 2009. Is that when that's from? I don't know.

Something like that probably. Food and beer themed episode tonight. Already having some beers. Got some Chex Mix happening. Traditional Chex Mix. Not exactly traditional because it used to have peanuts in it. What? Peanuts?

Peanuts. Peanuts? They took that out. So we're going to be playing some, just for the listeners out there who don't know what themes are, what we're going to do is be playing cassettes based around the theme of food and beer you didn't explain what a theme was though i also don't know what a theme is oh okay so i hope i did this right who's who dave you want to start this off um sure why not why not well i can think of a few reasons why not joe doesn't get to start off that often.

Joe, you want to start tonight? Nah. Nah. You just break that Norelco? Yeah. Mike, do you want to start tonight? No, you can. Okay, well now there's a good reason for me to start.

The key to not breaking this, Joe, is to not slam them like that. I'll push this whole stack over. What are you going with? Say I won't I don't know Why don't we start with Why don't we start with like a Why don't we hit him over the head with it With Food Man

Revisiting Food Man huh? Yeah Yeah we played Food Man Like what? Six episodes ago? Tape on orange milk Same tape Different side Nice We're going on side B this time like what? Six episodes ago? Yeah. Tape on orange milk? Same tape,

different side. Nice. We're going on side B this time. We're going to do the B side. Does Food Man, have we figured out if they have anything else out or anything? You know what?

That's a good question. I haven't seen anything. I've been working on that all day. Do you think they have anything? Do you have any more? I've been looking in the mirror. Do you think they have anything else in? Fuck. Do you think they have anything else? Do you have any more? I've been looking in the mirror. Do you think they have anything else in? Fuck.

Do you think they have anything else? Do you think they have anything else out? Mike. What? Do you have any other good questions? That's my only one. I was actually going to take a minute. You spent all day doing that.

Yeah. All right. Time well spent. He got out his notebook. Good questions. Number one. Do you think they have anything else out? And then I numbered the whole page in advance

because I thought it was going to have a lot of good questions. So it's just like it's numbered one through 27, and then it's just everything else out and then nothing else. I like the speaker mounted there. You like that? I know that's up on the wall. Yeah, it's nice and decorated in here. Surround sound.

Yeah. I'm juicing up the new studio here. Juicing it up. All right, so let's start off the food and beer themed episode with an obvious one. Food Man from the tape on Orange Milk. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Food man. I could do some interpretive dance to that. Mm-hmm. I bet you'd like that.

Food man. Come together with your flan. Keep it coming, Dave. You're better at that kind of stuff. Splenda. There you go. It pairs well with Chex Mix.

Food man does? Oh yeah. Why don't you eat something crunchy? It's a traditional american snack all right you ready for round number two i suppose i got a lightning round lightning round i got a tape here by soup purse soup purse on a tape called nap time on together tape together tapes label that was run by uh Reiser, who did the intro, and who I made a quick phone call to.

We'll be playing that a little bit later. Joe, is that the second Naruto? It just fell right off. God, stop grabbing it like a beast. I always liked all the artwork for the Together stuff. It had a very distinct style. And on these cassette shells, you see how there's the collage, decoupage stuff. What is going on here?

Onto the shell. The entire face of the shell is covered in paper. No, I don't like that. You don't like that? No. Are you serious? That looks awesome. And the circles around the spools.

It has got nothing to do with the cover. Yeah, I give you that. It has nothing to do with the cover. Yeah, I give you that. It has nothing to do with the cover. But it's still a night sucking. Have you seen these, Dave? No, I haven't. I think all the covers are silkscreened. Yeah.

Really heavy. I like a good heavy ink when it's silkscreened. You can feel it. You know it's there. I like that. I like the little text up there. Naptime. That's nice.

Not into the inside. Portland artiste. Artiste. A Portland artiste. So let's play a little bit of this from a soup purse nap time. Like a purse full of soup. Like a purse full of soup. Well.

Like hot soup, cold soup. It could be in cans. It could be like you just got a purse and it's full of soup Hot soup? Cold soup? It could be in cans You just got a purse and it's full of cans of soup Like you got a crazy lady You know the crazy ladies that walk around town With the cats and stuff I got a soup purse Do you think anybody's ever eaten soup

Directly out of a purse before? In the whole world? I think people have I was going to say, yeah. I've seen a guy eat ramen out of a used potato chip bag. Does that count? That's kind of like a soup purse. I'm sure that was his purse too, right?

That's a soup bag. I mean, the origins of the soup purse. It doesn't just start off, let's use a purse. You work your way up to the purse. You start off with ramen and potato chip bag. You work your way up to the purse. You start off with a ramen and potato chip bag. You put in the time. You put in the effort. And before you know it, you're getting some nice cream of mushroom out of a good, you know, like a...

Like a Gucci bag. Like a clutch. Definitely a Gucci bag. That's the top tier. And then inside, you've got the little change purse with crackers. Just floating around in there. But it's really hard because they've got the, you know, change purses. Yeah, that little, that two little metal thing.

And they're covered with soup at this point. Oh, they're all slippery. And they're not airtight. So those crackers are already, they're soggy. Yeah. There's no point of using those. You should make, like, little soup crackers that are made out of, like, shaped like spoons.

And then you just take a bite and eat it. And then you just have, like, a hundred spoons that you just. That's not a bad idea, Dave. Get on that like this r&d on that the powerful spoon lobby is gonna let that happen all right so here is something from soup purse off the tape nap time on together tapes Thank you. I'm sorry. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Soup burst. Soup burst. Soup burst.

Quick nugget. Soup burst. Todd Dickerson, I believe, is his name from Portland Burst. A little quick nugget. Soup Burst. Todd Dickerson, I believe, is his name from Portland, Oregon. A little burst to Soup Burst. You know, that guy was also in a band called Salsa Pile. Salsa Pile? We don't have anything by Salsa Pile. He likes food-related names.

I'm not sure if he's still releasing stuff. He did a bunch in like 2007 to 2010. I haven't seen anything since then. Who knows? Who knows? Only the internet. Alright, Joey. What do we got?

Got some tapes. Shuffle, shuffle. Crumble, crumble, crumble. Are you over there doing the truffle shuffle, Jim? Oh, good one, Dave. Here, we'll play something from this. Zach Troxel tape. You know wild turkeys can run 25 miles per hour?

Is that true? Can they really? Yeah. Wow. That's fast as shit. Yeah. Don't mess with a wild turkey. I'll fuck you up, man.

Don't try to race a wild turkey. You'll lose. Yeah, you'll lose. Unless you can run 25 miles an hour. How fast can a human run? I don't know. 10? 15? The average human? No, no. Just the top we've done.

The top we've done? I don't know. I don't know. Now you're thinking. Stay tuned. Good question, Joe. Good question, Joe. Write that down.

Put that in my book. Zach Chalkson called Portals and Gates. It's on Pizza Night. Oh, it's on Pizza Night. There you go. There we go. I thought when you said Portals and Gates, I thought you're going to say like porterhouse and steaks or something a porterhouse is a steak mike well that's why i was confused why you're going to say that

zach troxell pizza night pizza night also i don't think doing anything no yeah sam goldberg's label from cleveland ohio what's the deal sam what's the deal sammy what's sammy pizza come on sammy what's that a picture of just some circles oh a couple circles we got a couple circles going on i think he always printed everything out just on the home pc oh yeah he yeah. Dude, you were getting Adele. He got it. He hooked up the printer. That's a thin sock. You probably used the whole cartridge on that one piece of paper, too.

Yeah, that's full coverage green on the back there. It's way cheaper if you just go to Staples. You think in the beginning, well, I'm just going to do it at home. Pro tips. Brought to you by Tabs App. And Staples. Not the store, the actual little metal. Metal Staples. Brought to you by TabZap. And Staples. Not the store, the actual little metal.

Metal Staples, yeah. All right, well, let's get into this Zach Troxell tape. Porterhouse Steak on Pizza Night. Pizza. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Sack Troxel. Porterhouse Steaks. We'll be right back. Did you know that, Dave? It just blew my mind. What if it's like a porter's house? Is that made of steak? Like a longshoreman on pizza night. So what have we done so far? We've just done one round. Just one round.

We got food in general, a food man. That was the first course. A food man, and then a soup purse, and then some pizza night. Some pizza. Oh, I like a good... You get that old food man now. He loves his purse soup on a pizza night. Pizza soup. Oh, I'd have some pizza soup.

Yeah, that sounds delicious. Tomato soup with like... Matzo balls. Matzo balls. You drink it with a straw. Or just hot water with pizza in it yeah you just dip the pizza in hot water you never you don't do that traditional dave you might not know this you're not telling me yeah i usually put my pizza in a bowl and pour the water over it

that's what my grandma used to do it that's because she didn't have any teeth. Alright, Dave. What tape you got? I want to do this tape on stunned. She had one tooth all the way in the back. You're the first to go. Still had that molar. That's a little chopper, she called it.

What are you playing Dave? I want to do this Duck dive and edibles split Edibles Edibles off of stunned Another all generic food one for you Yeah Edibles Just any food

Anything you can eat. I regret that I don't have any brownies for you guys. So we can have some edibles. Some special brownies. There might be something edible in that Chex Mix. I don't think so. I think I ate it all.

I gotta buy Dave's laptop. I thought that was for the Christmas tree. What? I thought the Chex that was for the Christmas tree. What? I thought the Chex Mix was for the Christmas tree. What do you do? You make a wreath out of it? Yeah, like string. They do it with kicks. I like cereal. We do it with popcorn.

What is that? Silver imprinting on a lavender shell? Silver? No, that's bronze. That's bronze if I've ever seen it. Well, I think the silver on the purple makes it look bronze. No, that's bronze. That's bronze if I've ever seen it. Well, I think the silver on the purple makes it look bronze. No, that's bronze. I've seen silver on purple before, and that's bronze, Mike. I've seen silver on purple.

I worked with silver on purple. You, my friend, do not know silver on purple. This is a nice shell, though. I like the ones that don't have screws on them. Something about not having the screws in it makes it feel like that. How do they get it together? I don't know. How does it stay together? Don't question it.

Who did you say Edibles was, Dave? Dewey Mahood. He's a guy that... That is not someone's name Dewey McHood McHood or Mahood? Mahood Mahood

No way Yeah, Dewey Mahood Dewey Mahood Unless you can pronounce it Mayhood Mayhood Mahood We'll play a little bit from Dewey Mahood He's Plankton Watt

And he's in What's plankton watt and he's in um what's that uh eternal tapestry is that the name of it i don't know that's a band right that's a band that's something he plays in that too all right all right well here's um do me my hoods do me my hood project edibles off of uh split with duck dive which I guess in some cultures could also be considered a food. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Our culture.

Probably all of them. Yeah. Anywhere where you're going to find a duck. And they are all over. Yeah, they are. All right. Here's something from edibles. Well, I just want to say, guys, do you want to have a nice little brew while we listen

to this? Oh, yeah. What do you got? With this edibles tape? What do you got? With this edibles tape, what do you got? This collaboration brew between Maori Brewing Company and Dogfish called Liquid Breadfruit. Liquid Breadfruit. Break it out.

I knew Dave would have a treat. Do I got a pick? Oh, I got it downstairs in the fridge. Oh. So I'm keeping it cold, but I can't pull up a pick right now. You'll see it in a second. All right. Bust it Okay. You'll see it in a second. All right. Bust it out.

Let's do it. Let's enjoy that fine brew while we listen to something from Edibles. Edibles. Edibles. Edibles. Edibles. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Edibles. I thought it would be more complex on the palate, but that's pretty drinkable. The beer or edibles? This.

The beer. The beer. You can't just say this. Not in Radioland. That was good, man. Yeah. This isn't bad. The beer or edibles?

I like edibles. The beer. The beer. It's all about the beer. It tastes a edibles? I like edibles. The beer. The beer. It's all about the beer. Tastes a little bit too much like pineapple to me. You get some pineapple undertones? I don't, you know. Got a tobacco taste.

A rich tobacco. Detecting a little bit of wet tobacco leaf. Some cigar box. I did expect the beer to be a little bit more. I don't know what I was expecting. I got some pineapple. I got some graphite to be a little bit more. I don't know what I was expecting. I got some pineapple. I got some graphite, some pine. Some graphite? Some wet leather.

Some wet leather. I'll drink wet leather. That's a John Powell beer. Wet leather? Wet leather. It is pour high life onto a leather jacket and wring it out. Wet black leather. Into a black glove. Wet black leather. What is this?

I was going to bring stout from the brewery. Twin Lakes Brewery. This tape comes with just a little transparency with a little oh that's nice. Something on it.

So we could have some tabbed stout but I forgot to bring it. That would have been great. Next time. Alright, am I up? You know what I'm going to play? I'm going to play something what I'm going to play I'm going to play something off I'm going to play a little bit of this Spinal Honey

tape split with AFR Malantonio what does that taste like Spinal Honey put that in the book just what does that taste like that's in the good questions good questions number three

I was thinking we should maybe you know Joby could pop that shirt off What does that taste like? That's in the good questions. Good questions number three. I was thinking we should maybe, you know, Joby could pop that shirt off. We'll put some honey right down his back and we'll have a taste. We'll see how it goes. The track is also called Spinal Jelly, so we can throw some jelly in that mix. I forget what label put this out.

I looked it up earlier. These are like Allentown dudes I'm not sure Oh yeah It looks like a piece of cardboard In here for the J card Not cardboard but what is that Like a craft stock It's got thick brown

And everything's handwritten Now Joby you never like handwritten stuff Tell me what you Yeah. And everything's handwritten. Now, Joby, you never like handwritten stuff. Tell me what you think about this. Everything's handwritten. So I guess each one was done individually. Yeah, it's stupid. You don't like that either? But it's so well done.

Let me see it. You don't think so? To give you an idea when this came out, you can find out more about the bands on MySpace. I like the spine all right, but I'm going to go with Joe. I don't about the bands on MySpace. I like the spine alright, but I'm going to go with Joe. I don't like the writing on the inside. It's crooked. It's not centered

well. Look how close to the margin that is. There's no margin on the left. You need a margin. You need a good margin. I like nice handwritten, but not into this one. The cover is ridiculous though

it's a heart with BFF on it with an arrow going through it and it's made in crayon and I think BFF is in pencil like on top of the crayon 31 out of 50 not sure if they're still available Limited

But check myspace.com Speaking of limited guys I've got a limited edition beer downstairs For us to have after this What are you Another one From Stone They brought some treats

From Stone what is it It's a Stone IPA that Apparently Had Well they brewed it On like the 13th of April And you're supposed to drink it Before the 15th of May, and you're supposed to drink it before the 15th of May, because whatever they did to hop it, it loses its oomph after the 17th.

I'm sorry, not the 15th, the 17th of May. I hope each bottle has a tracking device, and if it's not drunk by that time, somebody just comes and hits you over the head with a bottle. Probably not, though. All right, let's play a little bit from this Spinal Honey side of his split with AFR Malantonio. Here it is. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. See you soon. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Spinal honey. A little bit from the track Spinal Jelly. How do you make spinal honey or spinal jelly? Do we all have those?

Yeah, every human has your spine. It's split into three columns. Is that why you're not allowed to do spinal taps? Because it's delicious, and if we were allowed to do spinal taps, they would just take poor people. No, because if the honey and the jelly are mixed together. Yeah, you don't want the honey and the jelly. Dave, okay, you obviously, did you go to public school? Yeah, I did.

Okay, it's really showing right now. The spine, every human spine is jelly on one side, honey on the other side, and then there is sort of like, it's a bone, but it's more of a plastic that separates the two. When you get a spinal tap, they shake together. And make a bomb? Yes. Like in Speed?

Too soon. Speed 2. Speed 2 cruise control. Is that what it's called? Yeah. No, it's not. Yeah, they're on a cruise ship. Oh, you're right. Speed 2. Speed 2 cruise control. Is that what it's called? Yeah. No, it's not. Yeah, they're on a cruise ship. Oh, you're right.

Speed 2. Who's the leading man in that? Oh, I don't know. Robert Redford. I don't think it's Robert Redford. Nipsey Russell. Don't use my joke. All right, Joe B.

What kind of food and or beer themed cassette do you have let's play some cow cow cow cow did you know cows

can drink 25 gallons of water a day really yeah that's a lot that's like more than a camel I like how is this

well they have somewhere to keep it, too, right? Yeah, yeah. The humps. Backpacks. My humps. Is this an MT5 shape? You know what? I have no idea where I got this tape.

It's just I'm looking at the Sharpie. It's not. I don't think it is. No, this is... It looks a little... No, it's MT5. Look how much better it is on the inside. That's actually so much better on the inside, yeah.

There's not any throw-up on it or anything. Yeah, it's like someone designed it. I like that. I just like how they wrote really thick and sharpie. No, see, I think that's some sort of stencil. This is nice halftone. Is that what that's called? It's on cowl, stenciled in black on a white shell.

The graphics and the stuff on the inside, it's like halftone. Is that when it looks like newspaper? Is that what it's called, halftone? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got a little moray pattern going on there inside the yellow. What's this? It's a split with human adult band.

I hate these cases, though. No. On phase. Actually, the cover looks awesome. Yeah. What is up with these little wings on them? It doesn't have this. Oh, okay. It's just got... with these little wings on them? It doesn't have this. Oh, okay.

It's just got... How much money are you saving? What doesn't the case have? So the inside, like the J part on the J card. The back flap. Yeah, the back flap. The piece of plastic that would usually... I like how you said the J on the J card.

As if that little front loop is the J. It's just the rest of the letter is just nothing. That's what makes it a J. Otherwise it's just an L. Exactly. The part that completes the J on the back of the Noralco case.

It's just two little tabs that fold over instead of a piece of plastic that goes all the way across. That's like.00025 cents worth of plastic, probably. And it's probably just getting thrown away. Where is this label from? I bet they're from another country. Oh, I have no idea.

PhaseWeb.tk? Yeah. Wait, is it Phase Tapes? Yeah. P-H-A-S-E. Okay. I like the pause. There was something else coming after that.

I've never seen a naroko like this. I think I know who that is, actually. Face. Yeah. TK, where is that? Texas. Texas. That's weird.

Not only that Texas would get their own domain, whatever signifier, whatever those are called, but they would pick one with a letter that's not in their name. TX was taken. Because they're trying to get you to mess with them. They're still in a bidding war with, for some reason, Tasmania over TK. All these places that you get with T with no K in the name. Now, Joe B., you have Chex Mix in your beard.

Not in the traditional spot underneath the mouth, but all the way to the side. Yeah, I don't know how it got over there. I'm under the impression that there's a second bag of Chex Mix in this room. And it came from there. There's just Chex shooting out of his microphone. So let's play some cow. That's the food, huh? Yeah, people eat cow.

People do eat cow, yeah. All the pieces. You know all cows are burgers, but not all burgers are cows. Hmm. Interesting. Some burgers are turkeys. That's true. Some burgers are fast turkeys.

You know a turkey can eat 25 cows a day. Alright, here's something from Cow Split with Human Adult Band on Phase. Thank you. I'm back. Thank you. Outro Music Cow. I'm glad there's still grind bands. I didn't think there was. Well, I don't know how old that tape is. Well. Again, I have no idea where I got that tape.

That was a cut of cow. That was a cut of cow. It was a cut from cow. Cut from cow. Caw. Caw-haw. Grrr. All right, Dave's Corner.

My Corner. Grrr. Clear that throat. Hmm. Well, let's see. Smashing pumpkins. Some cake, let's see. You want some smashing pumpkins? Some cake?

Let's play... Oh, good one. Let's play some sugarm. Sugarm? Yeah. So it's almost like sugar. It doesn't count. Or arms. Arms.

So I brought eight packs of sugar from the Dunkin' Donuts. Do they eat frog arms as well as frog legs? No, it's only the legs because that's where the fat back is. Frogs don't have arms, Dave. Yeah, they have all legs. You don't know that?

What are you, a botanist? Don't you dare say that. Not in my house house Someone's peeking So we're gonna play No that's not peeking Oh that's not peeking No those are compressors Oh

I thought you meant like someone was like staring in here He's peeking in On the second floor They're hanging They're hanging from the sill Alright so what do you got Sugar M tape Sugar arm

Sugar arm Sugarm Sugarm This tape is called Wasted God's Clit Oh this is that tape You were talking about And uh

Yeah it was a mailbag tape From Where's the cover Uh here it is Where's the Oh I remember I remember this one Where's the St. God's Clit It just says Where's the cover? Here it is. Oh, I remember this one. Where does it say God's Clit? It just says Wasted on the cover. It's inside there.

When you look it up online, it's Wasted colon God's Clit. God's Clit. Jesus Christ. Read some of this. Wait. What does it say down at the bottom, Mike? Down at the bottom. Play loud. Play play loud get hard see i was gonna originally this tape was going to be played

after we got wasted on all this beer that we're drinking but that would have been good i gotta get up early tomorrow so i gotta pace myself what are you gonna do tomorrow i gotta go to a thing sounds like a joe b excuse i have to go to a thing. Sounds like a Joe B. excuse. I have to go to this thing at this place and do this stuff. I'm not looking forward to it.

So what are you playing here? Are you playing cop haircut? We're just going to play a couple cuts. Are you playing supermarket stoner?

Oh, you should play empties in the grass. That would have been a good one. Oh, that would have been a good one. Well, that might be included in this. Maybe.

We'll see. Are you sure this isn't... Hold on. I'm confused. There's so many... The cover just says Wasted. Yeah. And the spine says Wasted and Sugar Arm.

But Sugar Arm is smaller than Wasted. And then inside... Wasted is in the position that I normally like, yeah, I know. That's why I got, I originally thought matters.

What is that? I don't know what dark matters. Cause it says dark matters in bold above those things. And then God's clit in like, see, I think that's like the name of each side. So the name of the one side is dark matters. And then the other side is God's clit.

And why is God's clit in purple in a different font than everything else? Who knows, man? Not everybody can be a designer. Well, if everyone can, I'm going to say the person who put this together cannot. Even if they're letting everyone else. It actually doesn't look that bad. No, it's not that bad. You know what the thing that ruins it for me, though?

It's one of the hardest names on the label. Their neural it for me, though? It's on a hard disk. It's the neural code. The neural code is cracked, so it makes it look shitty, I think. Well, that's something. I hate when that happens. You think they cracked each individual one? Like they're at the label headquarters. That's exactly what I thought. A little hammer, a jeweler's hammer. That's exactly what I thought.

A little chisel. Ting. That's exactly what I thought. One went through and it went to like a... Good question. Put that on the list. It went to like quality control and one wasn't correct. And they're like, get Johnson down here.

Listen, son, you've been doing a good job. You've been playing loud. You've been getting hard. But these Narokos aren't correct. So if you want to... Yeah, the project's definitely called Sugar Arm because all sound is by Mike Sugar Arm. Oh.

Mike Sugar Arm. If you have any other questions about this tape, you can email discshard at gmail.com. Oh, that wasn't taken? All right, well, let's play a little bit off of Sugar Arm. Sugar Arm. Sugar Arm.

Waste it. God's clit. On hard discs.. I'm going to go ahead and get back to work. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was sugar pops. Sugar pops. That was pretty good. Yeah, I got some little... They're getting hard there towards the end. You hear all those, like a little field of boners.

That was not what I expected it to sound like. I expected something really different from something with God's clit in the name. God's clit. See, that's why I tell you guys, you can't always judge a tape by the way it looks. You can't always judge a cassette by God's clit being in the name, is what Dave's always been saying. Boing, oing, oing. I do like those little boing, oing, oings at the end. Little boners.

Little boners. Elf boners. Who released that again? Little elf boners. Little elf boners. Hard discs, I think. Hard discs. I don't even want to talk about this tape anymore. Little elf hunters. Hard disks, I think. Hard disks. I don't even want to talk about this tape anymore.

What could be like a hard disk? Not a hard disk, but a hard disk. A floppy disk. Yeah. Those aren't hard disks. Hard though. Those are floppy. Those are floppy.

It has it in the name. Like those. Not those exactly. So the exact opposite. All all right i got a tape you wanna play this budweiser sprite tape oh oh is that gonna segue into something that's one of my favorite names budweiser sprite i like it it's a good name i enjoy the name uh i asked dan riser is that his is that his birth name? His name is Dan Budweiser Sprite. He changed it to Dan Reiser.

This is a C20 released by Death Mom Arc in 2008 called Big Issue. Dan Reiser, he was, I think he lived in Portland for a while. But he's from Ohio, back in Ohioio now you'll hear about some of that in the interview i conducted so uh you know um little fun fact did you know bud weiser was introduced in 1876 by adolphus bush adolphus bush adolphus bush huh did you know sprite when do you think sprite was introduced i would say after that. Yes. But what year? Good question, Mike.

Thanks. 1910. And what do you think, Dave? I want to say 1917. 1961. 61? 61. Wait, Sprite didn't come out until the 60s?

1961. I got my notes right. I thought there'd be a picture. What? Like someone holding a paper Sprite No no not cut off ransom letter notes I'm Envisioning scientists looking at it Trying to figure out what it is And it's 1960

The clear liquid still confusing Scientists and men of information around the globe. All right, you want to play a little bit of this Budweiser Sprite Tape, and then we'll go into an interview with the Budweiser Sprite himself. This stone beer is delicious, Dave. Yeah, it's very good. It tastes like the bottom of a Christmas tree, according to Joe B. That's my line.

I agree. You only have the 17th, so if you guys want to get it until the 17th of march may may of this year of this year before it starts going way downhill i hope it tastes just like poop after that date like exactly after that date stuff starts growing out of it branches come out of the bottle all right let's play something off of this Budweiser Sprite big issue cassette on Death by Mark, and then a little bit of an interview with Dan Rather. Dan Rather.

Seth Putman. Here it is. so so Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I got, I'm like trapped in a corner right now because I'm like surrounded by all this stuff. Yeah, that microphone looks pretty tech. Oh, can you see me? Yeah. Oh, I can't see you. I just see like a profile thing.

Oh, all right. Well, that's probably good because I'm a shitty looking t-shirt. I feel so uncomfortable now slowly moving out of frame um right on okay the first thing i should ask you is how do you say your last name it's riser riser okay because if it was Rizer, I would have said Rizer. And if it was Rizer, I would have said Rizer. So, okay, Dan Rizer. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, so are you still doing Budweiser Sprite at all? I haven't seen anything in a bit. I kind of, I mean, no, not really. It's kind of transitioned into this other project called Glom, and now I play under my own name as well sometimes. really too much Budweiser Sprite stuff anymore although I do have some stuff I'd still like to put out and uh have other people here at some point in time now I wanted to ask just because it's a food and beer themed episode have you ever had a Budweiser Sprite like a mixture of Budweiser and Sprite?

No, I have not. You haven't? So where did the name come from? You know, I was just driving in my car one day, and it just popped into my head, and it made me laugh. So that's basically where it came from. Okay, right on. I didn't even know that there was a drink called Budweiser Sprite.

I don't think there is. Somebody told me that there is, actually. Budweiser Sprite, actually, when you make a Budweiser Sprite, it doesn't have to be Budweiser and Sprite. It can be Budweiser and any sort of shitty soft drink like Coke or any sort of soft drink like that. So it doesn't even have to be like a lemon-lime soda? No, no. At least that's how it was explained to me. I don't know.

I've never... I would like to check that on Wikipedia. Because I feel completely ripped off. If you were going to make a Budweiser Sprite, would one part Budweiser, one part Sprite, or would you go heavy on one or the other? Well, man. I don't know if I could do Sprite.

There's a drink here called a Cleveland Cavalier that's a Budweiser and orange juice with a shot of whiskey. That doesn't sound good either. That actually is pretty good. Yeah. I do get surprised from time to time with weird-ass drinks. When they're like, you know, it's like a candy cane schnapps and Dr. Pepper or something. And then all of a sudden it tastes amazing. So what about Together Tapes?

Are you still doing that? Sort of. Mostly what I've been doing lately with that is just making really short runs of tapes and just passing them out to friends. I haven't really been mailing them out to people or anything like that. Just local trades mostly. What have you put out recently? A couple solo things.

I did a tape for a Portland friend named Louie. He does a project called Lavis Magmus. Yeah, mostly just my own stuff as far as the really short run stuff. Oh, right on. Are you still doing the... Because all the old stuff that I have, well, not old stuff,

but stuff from 2008, 2009, 2009 together all has like the shells you like put like the like paste paper onto them to cover the entire shell oh yeah yeah yeah are you still doing that with everything um no i've kind of moved into a much easier for me to just do it quickly i my i don't have a lot of time to do much these days unfortunately my life is just chaotic and crazy and i work 80 hour weeks and i have a small child and i just don't have time for much of anything these days so i try to do everything as fast as possible yeah right on you did all the artwork for the old together stuff right oh yeah yeah are you still doing like that same kind of style like with the thick lines and all the yeah uh-huh pretty much uh you know a lot of magazine cut up and uh coloring and paste

awesome lines yeah i always really dug the artwork on the together stuff thanks are you still in portland or did you move back to Ohio? I actually live in Ohio now. I live in a little town outside of Dayton called Yellow Springs. Okay. How far? It's surrounded by farmland and stuff. It's a little liberal arts, hippie college town. Oh, nice.

Yeah. Oh, speaking of Dayton, let me ask you. I was just talking about this the other day with some people. Is that big surplus warehouse place still around? Mendelsohn's? Mendelsohn'selssohn's yes yeah yeah it's still around and i haven't been there actually since i've been back everybody's been talking it down saying they all the cool shit's gone oh they haven't been reordering the mendelssohn brothers haven't been like restocking old ass like 30 year old like before i've been there twice yeah okay so you've been to the third floor where it's basically just endless amounts of

stuff yeah like yeah electronic components and weird old i mean you used to be able to find like uh you know military oscillators and reel-to-reels and like old cassette tapes and stuff like that there like basically what they have now from what i understand is unless you're gonna build something from scratch yeah uh there's not much point going anymore unfortunately yeah i imagine like the stuff that they had they probably had for like years and like i mean yeah once it's gone like they're not like buying new stock or something like that no i'm just surprised that that place alone is still around it seems like i mean with like you know it seems like that would be like the first place to go in a shitty economy would be like the football stadium size junk zone i actually know the guy i used to do uh

advertising work for the guy that owns that place and And that's not his sole source of income. And the other sources are not on the up and up necessarily. If you accidentally say his name, we'll just bleep it out. Well, the namesake of the store is his name. Oh, well, that would make sense. He didn't just say, you know what would be a good name is Mendelssohn's. Yeah, no, no. Right on.

I was also going to play, I was looking through my tapes the other day, trying to come up with some stuff to play for the food and beer episode. And another tape associated with you uh i grabbed was um this a soup purse cassette that you put out oh yeah uh-huh was that uh he's a portland guy right yeah yeah i guess like you did you know did you like know a lot of people from that way when you moved out there or you just meet people when you got there i didn't really know anybody when i moved out there um and it took me a little while to meet some people and i remember i went to the first or not the first i guess it would probably

be the it was actually the last uh portland noise fest and uh at that uh event i ended up meeting like uh glamorous pat and todd and james squeaky and uh some other people like that and uh yeah for the time that i was there i was there, I went to a lot of shows and was fairly involved in hanging out with all those people. Are you doing projects with any of the people in Dayton or anything now? I played a couple of shows here. Luke Tandy from Skeleton Dust is getting ready to do something for me or put out a record for me.

Haven't really gotten involved in like starting up any new bands or anything. I wish I had the time to do that stuff, but maybe in the future. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, you did say you were quite busy. Yeah. Right on. Well, I wanted to ask you before I let you go, because I'm going to present the other two Tabs Out dudes with a Budweiser Sprite to drink. Now, I want you to pick how it goes down.

Are we going heavy on the Bud? How would you create the Tabs Out Budweiser Sprite? Oh, I'd probably do... I'm going to say i got a tall glass yeah go from there i would say four parts budweiser one part sprite with uh what are we doing a little bit of shaved ice uh squeeze squeeze a lemon in there squeeze a lemon i can i can get i can come up with a lemon. All right, cool. Right on. You guys have to let me know how that tastes because I really don't want to try that.

No, I'm not going to try it either. I'm going to have them take care of it. I do not want to drink a Budweiser Sprite. Right on. Well, Dan, thanks for taking the time out of your extremely busy schedule. Yeah, thank you very much, man. Right on. All right, that was Budweiser Sprite with something off of Big Issue,

C20 on Death by Mark from 2008, an interview with Dan Reiser. And as promised... In the middle of the interview, Mike left, came back all shady with some bag that he put in the corner. I was like, what does he got i figured he had some snacks for himself for later and then he pulls out two budweiser's a bottle of sprite

and a lemon let's just be clear it wasn't in the middle of the actual interview it was in the middle of us listening to the interview oh yeah i didn't know yeah I didn't have to put on a Bluetooth headset and continue the interview. So let's real quick crack that cold boy open. It's funny because I was at Frank's Wine. Did you just buy two? No, I bought a six pack. They have Budweiser at Frank's Wine?

They do, but I was like, I kind of just need just one. And the guy was like, we don't really do 40s. I'm embarrassed to be in that really nice liquor store. That is a really nice place. Did you see their cheese now?

They have De Bruno Brothers. Oh yeah, I saw they had a little cheese table. Alright, that's probably about four parts, Budweiser. I was doing it to the

I can't really tell because you haven't put the Sprite in yet. Put that Sprite up. This fucking... How big is this bottle? 20 ounces. 20 ounce bottle of Sprite costs $1.89. I mean, sodas are going up.

That's a problem. So let's get one part Sprite. That's a generous part. Barack Hussein, Obamacare. Cut open this lemon. Then you might get some seeds in there. Hope you boys don't mind some seeds. Put the tabs out, Budweiser Sprite.

You're going to get some seeds. Get a little squirt of lemon in there. Oh, just a squirt, huh? Just a squirt. All right, Dave, let me pass this. That went all over the place. Does Budweiser Sprite have a tape called Squirt, huh? Just a squirt. All right, Dave. That went all over the place. Does Budweiser Sprite have a tape called Squirt a Lemon? So, maybe.

So, you boys go ahead and chug that. Chug it? Chug it. The whole thing. Tell me what you think. Why did you put so much effort into the flavor of this if we're just going to pour it down our throats really fast? All right, then say it. It's pretty good.

Is it? Dave, what do you think about your Budweiser Sprite? That's a summer drink. Oh yeah. This is like a Zima. It is like a Zima. This is definitely like a mama drink.

Let me get a taste. This is something you sip by the pool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you get in the pool and pee in it. Oh shit, that is pretty good. Yeah, it's not bad. bad Yeah that's not bad at all I might actually start making these Alright Yeah I might top this bad boy off You want another four parts of what

I got four more buds downstairs Carried around in a little Cozy No what are those short What are the short glasses called In a soup purse. The guy from... Like a rocks glass?

Never mind. Like the guy from Trailer Park Boys. Always has a little cup of Coke. It's always sipping out of it. You're squeezing more lemon in there, huh? You really like that flavor. Stir her up. All right.

I like mine stirred, not shaken. Joby, what do you got? What tape you got? Can I play this? No, that's too much. First of all, I want to talk about the tape that you didn't bring. No, we don't have to talk about tape because I want to play that tape next time. You really dropped the ball on not bringing it for tonight, though.

What are we doing? Rumbuton. Rumbuton. Like ramen. Rumbuton. It's a fruit. Yeah, it's a weird. Oh, yeah, that's right.

I forgot about that. Nature's candy, they call it. Nature's candy. Like an orange. This is from the Split with Foss fossils from the sun on Peasant Magic. Is the vellum band on that broken yet? No, no. You didn't take it off?

Does this give light to you? It feels light. It does feel light. Yeah, what's going on there? No screws. Oh, that makes a difference. Let me see that. That makes a big difference.

You want to check that out? Yeah, low bias. You could just feel it. Oh big difference. You want to check that out? Yeah. Low bias. You could just feel it. Oh, yeah. You're feeling it? Oh, yeah. I liked when Peasant Magic started doing these off-white shells with just black type, and it kind of looks like an actual cassette from the 80s. Yeah.

It looks like a storybook on tape. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I see what you're saying. Yeah. All right. So let's play a little bit from Rumbleton. I guess book on tape would have been good enough.

I didn't have to say storybook. Storybook. It's like a story. A storybook on tape. Did anyone bring a Rumbleton to eat? Had I known, I would have went probably far. Farmer's market? Yeah, that's probably the only place

You can get them Get them at the ShopRite Oh really A rambutan in a can Or something right No they're out in the produce Really I took

Fresh rambutan Yeah You can get a fresh rambutan I took a picture of it Because I changed the price So it's at $9.05 Really Yeah

No I'm making all this up Yeah No it's real Like you changed it in the store Fresh rambutans Yeah At the ShopRite Yeah That's ShopRite No, I'm making all this up. Yeah. No, it's real. Like you changed it in the store? Fresh rambutans at the ShopRite. Yeah. That ShopRite at the Riverfront, it'll surprise you.

You know what? I remember you posted a picture on Facebook of that. There you go. Thanks for not blocking me there. I thought you Photoshopped that 905 in there. You really changed the price of that, you asshole? Was it more expensive? And then he knocked over a display of spaghetti sauce. And I just ran out. And then he left. Like bags of display of spaghetti sauce. And I just ran out.

And then he left. Like bags of chips under my arm. I was just running out. I'm not allowed back there. I go to the Acme now. All right. Rumble done. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Ron Bouton, Bosses from the Sun split on Pesach Magic.

Ah, this Budweiser Sprite was good at first, but... Is it wearing on you? I don't like it. I don't like it anymore. I'm getting a little angry. I noticed you slowed down on yours, Joe. Someone's like, I'm drinking tequila. You want to fight?

Who wants to fight? I don't know. It's just like drinking... I mean, it just tastes like a soda at this point. I don't think so. I could throw a worm in there for you. Hmm. That'd spice it up.

You need some more lemon, Dave. The worm... Pass that man a lemon. I'm just... I'm guessing that the worm might make it worse. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. I still think it's good. I'm just... I'm guessing that the worm might make it worse. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah.

I still think it's good. I don't like it. I don't like soda. Too much syrup. I gotta drink... If I do... Syrup. Syrup.

And with a Budweiser, too. Getting a lot of syrup. Philadelphia Phillies can. That's a collector's item. Don't open all of them. That's a glass of rice and corn right here. Official beer. If that's the official beer of the Philadelphia Phillies?

It just says official beer. Okay. Budweiser. It's officially beer. Budweiser. They finally got it. The beer people finally licensed them. It's official, bud.

You're a beer. You're a beer. You did it. All right, Dave. What do you got? I don't know what I want to play. How about... Well, how about this White Meadows tape?

White Meadows? That's not a food. Well, funny you should say that because we're going to play a track called Apple. Apples are food. And the name of the tape is... A Time for Drunken Horses. They could have gotten drunk off beer.

I'm not ruling it out. Dave, I'm going to allow it. Guys, I got a little surprise for you. I got some drunken horses in the hallway. I was wondering why you brought all that hay I thought I smelled something I was wondering why you had that saddle And we're gonna drink them

Alright They're eating apples? They ate the apples Horse apples I like um Is horse apples, does that mean like horse poop? Oh I don't know it was from that uh It's like the pc term for horse hockey what's horse hockey like when you say oh horse hockey what that's like all boulder dash

oh okay i thought horse hockey poppycock poppycock i like this little um like they have a little like uh what is an o- O-card, is that what you call these things? Oh, yeah. When it's like a total wraparound. It's like a slip-on. Slipping case. Like a single. It's like a tape nightie.

Black paper with a blue and white silk screen on it. You like that, huh? Let me get that. Well, it's a nice texture. Yeah, don't rub it too hard. You'll probably wipe it right off with your acidic oils. Oh, it's a pro-dub tape too. Tor Press.

I feel like I've heard T-O-R Press. I feel like I've heard that name before. I'm not sure what else they put out. This is a nice looking guy you got here. Yeah, did you see the little card that comes out with the little gecko lizard on it? There's not a card in here. I've got no card. It's probably on the floor.

I got it. Get your feet out the floor. That's probably... I got it. Get your feet out of here. Don't rub your feet all over it. That's the only way I know how. It's the only way my mom taught me. Did you bring any apples, by the way? Nope.

I wasn't ruling out an apple. Oh, yeah. It's got a little... Fed them to the horses. A little frog silk screen on one side and then text on the other. This is nice. Not quite a gecko. In fact, far from a gecko.

Wait, does that thing have a tail? No, no tail. It's different from what I remembered. I just looked at it today. That's a tribal frog. Yeah, that is a North American tree frog. It's like a peace frog. Alright, well let's play the track Apple from the White Meadows cassette. That is a North American tree frog. It's like a peace frog. All right.

Well, let's play the track Apple from the White Meadows cassette. We're going to play Apple a little bit of the track after that, too, because Apple's pretty short. Okay. A time for drunken horses. It's a small apple. On tour press. It's a crab apple. Granny Smith. © BF-WATCH TV 2021. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. White Meadows.

Was that a live track? Nope. None of that was live? Nope. You sure? Nope, it was reruns. What? What? You stinker. You sure? Nope. It was reruns. What? What?

You stinker. You turkey. You. I really like turkey. You've used it before. He does. I like it too. I've been using it.

Yeah. I'm not going to lie. What are you turkeys doing? What are you turkeys up to? That wasn't live. There's some field recordings mixed in there. Recordings of a field. Jimmy, this is not the time or place.

That was a little fluff. All right, my turn. I'm going to play a tape by the Navarre Butchers called Shatter All Organized Activities on Hanson Where's the food? What do you think a butcher does? If you can play that then I should be able to play this

No way Hold on Let's discuss this real quick Well I'm going to say the Navarre Butchers A butcher is someone who butches

food Right But they are not the food No But it's food themed The Navarre Butchers. A butcher is someone who butches food. Right, but they are not the food. No, but it's food themed. It's a butcher. And you want to play a Mick bar tape because Mick, like McDonald's? No, because of the bar where you can drink beer. Or eat a bar. A salad bar.

Salad bar. Or a candy bar. Candy bar. Yeah. A Snickers bar. A salad bar. Salad bar. Or a candy bar. Candy bar. Yeah. A Snickers bar. Granola bar. A power bar. Shrimp bar.

But that isn't the bar. A Slim Fast bar. An Atkins Diet bar. But his name isn't that bar. It's like a Roseanne bar. And this is like a butcher. Is a butcher. A butcher is a butcher. Thanks for clearing that up, Mike. Tape. And that's a butcher. Gummy bars. Is a butcher. A butcher is a butcher.

What if I went to play a chef tape? And that's a chef. Yeah, but that's... You don't think it counts? I'll skip it if you want to skip it. No, no. Do it. Do it.

Dave, what do you think? I wasn't saying it doesn't count. I'm saying if that counts, this counts. I'll do something else. No, do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it, do it, do it, do it now.

I thought it was a good one. I think both of you guys should play those tapes. We should both play this and Farah put your tape? At the same time. All right, this is a C30. Nick Farah fits too. C30 on Hanson number 215. Came out in 2009.

This is mainly like a Dillaway project, right? It's him and a rotating cast. Like a Dillaway? Like dill pickles? This one is with... Oh, just dill. With Wyatt Halland, who does Skin Graft, and Mick Travis. Both foods.

What? A little fun fact for you. The Butchers formed a guild in England as far back as 1272. 1272? Butcher's Guild. The old Butcher's Guild.

And at the time everyone was like, what's that have to do with food? I'm really actually happy with this choice. I'm a little upset that you shot it down. What are you going to do about it? Nothing. It used to be a good job.

Sam the Butcher from the Brady Bunch. Zeke the Plumber from Slutty Shorts. Was he a butcher? He was a plumber. We're just naming people and jobs. That's food related. Larry the cable guy, the plumber. If we didn't eat, we wouldn't have to unclog pipes.

I like butcher paper. I like when they wrap a piece of raw meat in paper. I like getting fish from the supermarket and they wrap it in the paper. They catch it in the newspaper They catch it What is with the place that throws the fish? That's what we're talking about What is that?

Why do they throw in the fish? Because they're really fast Otherwise you would have to walk it all the way over there And what is that one place That fast food place where they cuss at you while you order? That's like a little food cart somewhere. It's like in Louisiana or something, isn't it? Somewhere where it's like a little hot dog joint.

Yeah, and they yell at you while you're ordering. They're really mean. I don't want to do that. No, I don't want that at all. I want a nice, I want to sit down. First of all, I want to sit down. I'm not going out to eat and standing up. I want to sit down, and I don't want to be yelled at. No, I don't want to be down. I'm not going out to eat and standing up. I want to sit down.

And I don't want to be yelled at. No, I don't want to be yelled at either. It's like, you know, I don't get too many nights out in the town. I want to be able to enjoy it. I'm kind of afraid to go see stand-up comedy in case there's somebody doing crowd work. Look at the giant guy. Because, like, don't keep complaining that the spotlight's being blocked. It's because you're so being blocked And it's because You're so tall

And it's like Who let that guy in? Are you really afraid Because you stand up comedy? I'm only getting called out What about if it's a magician And they need an assistant? Nope

Pick somebody else Does anyone here a giant? I need someone who does A cassette podcast from the crowd and Dave just shakes his head the magician's like please I really want to do this trick

I got it down but I've never met anyone who did a cassette podcast not doing it don't put me on the spot asshole and then that's when the doors open and I say I will volunteer and I walk up and I steal the show alright Navari Butchers you didn't steal the show you coordinated the whole thing don't tell everyone that shatter all organized activities

c30 all organized activities all of them like after school programs yes shatter them. On Hanson. I'm going to go ahead and get back to you guys. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to you guys. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to you guys. Thank you. We'll be right back. I-10 East, I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. so Thank you. so so so so so I'm sorry. so The I-10 East, Thank you. The Navarre Butchers. Shatter all organized activity. Is that Lee Harvey Oswald on the cover? With a shotgun? Huh. And just LSD. I wouldn't know him if I met him on the street. No, that's a rifle.

What's the difference between a shotgun and a rifle? Are you serious? Yeah. I am, actually. Well, a shotgun fires a, like, a... Buckshot. A buckshot, yeah. So it's a whole bunch of little BB-type things.

A rifle fires a bullet. Oh, I did not know that. So it's like a sniper rifle is, like, one shot. Yeah, and a rifle is from, like, a distance. A shotgun is relatively close quarters. In Contra, that spreads the three things is that a shotgun probably that's a shotgun is it good close close up s it's good close up i it's the s shotgun shotgun i always thought it meant spray but i guess it means shotgun well it could be

the laser in contra i don't like i don't like gun. I don't like the fire gun, the one that goes in a circle. Oh, that's fucking horrible. And I think with that one and the laser one, if you're shooting one and then you hit the button again, the first one disappears and it just starts a new one. Oh, that's the laser. It sucks back into the tube. Yeah, I hate that.

Yeah. Well, the laser is good for when you're fighting the buttons at the end, like the bosses, because it's like you shoot one and it's like 25 hits. Oh, yeah, yeah, it is pretty tough. But that's the only time you want it. I can't believe they never made a Contra movie. Have you ever beat Contra without using the codes? Oh, yeah.

No, I've never had. No, it's actually really easy. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. No, I'm just bad at video games. That's because your hands are so huge. There's like his childhood basement is littered with broken remotes. My uncle bought a Sega CD and he got frustrated at the game and threw it out of the second story window.

Are you serious? He's got a bad temper. It sounds like he's got a pretty bad temper. Really? temper it sounds like he's got a pretty bad temper really he had a he had a nintendo that had a kraken top because if he would lose he would just slam down on the top of it geez it's like abusive i'm glad he had like video games his hands are bigger than mine whoa yeah he's like one of those like we're number one things at like the football games. He's got Andre the Giant hands. Primordial gigantism?

Well, he's got really wide hands. Oh, they're wide. They're regular length. They're just really wide. They're short and wide. That's interesting. It's like hammers. It's like Final Fantasy VII characters.

All right, Joby., what do you got? There are ham hocks. Ham hocks. I don't know. Is that right? It doesn't count? No, I'm vetoing that. I just wanted to talk about the series as well, but whatever.

You can play next week. What series? The World Series? No, not going to talk about it anymore. That's this year, isn't it? What do we got here? That's something from the mailbag that you handed me. Sheldon Siegel?

Sheldon Siegel, House of Alchemy. House of Alchemy. I like a nice Siegel. What is this? Ooh, that is nice. What is it? What's the download code? Oh, you're going to lose that right away.

Right away. I don't like when you open up a Norelco and a tiny little piece of paper falls out. I don't like that either. Let me see this. I don't like that they didn't get the same. They couldn't match the red. Oh, that's not the same color red? That's bizarre.

Come on. They went to the store and, we're out of that red. We're all out of Cherry Surprise. Get your Pantone red. Get it trademarked. Uh-huh. And then use it for all of your red tapes. That's tomato. That's cherry tomato.

Or this is grape tomato. That's Cherry Surprise. Yeah. Well, maybe they were on sale that day. But this tape is called Three Euro Breakfast. Three Euro Breakfast. So it's a breakfast that costs three euros? No, you eat three euros.

You can eat euros. In Europe, you know, like an Easter one has the gold coins? They have chocolate coins? That's all they use for money. Oh, okay. That's why there's so much shirt oil right now and other current events. Well, they should go back to the chocolate bar standard. They should.

Yeah, they definitely should. Dave, I was talking to Dave about this earlier. The chocolate bar? Yeah, the chocolate bar standard. The only problem with that is our reserves, they have to keep them underground and they melt. It's a whole ordeal. Well, you put them in a conditioned basement.

You got to condition the air. I don't know too much about Sheldon Siegel. I was listening to this tape. It's all kind of like free jazz type stuff. I think it's all live from a few years ago. It says, yeah, live recorded during a tour. Don't drop that. God damn it.

See, that's the thing about the piece. I knew I was going to drop it. The J card, it's two panels, black printing on red paper. Just text. That's all you're getting is text. I like the layout, though. No, but it looks good. I do like it. Live 2010. That's what you're getting is text. I like the layout, though. No, but it looks good. I do like it.

Live 2010. That's what it says. All right, right on. Let's get into a three-euro breakfast from Sheldon Siegel. I'm hungry. I'm hungry, too. On House of Alchemy.

New one. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The End Thank you. THE END The End THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Sheldon Siegel Steven Spielberg I like a good barbecued Siegel Steven Siegel Barbecued Siegel? That's the group name? Sheldon Seagull? Yeah, I guess. You doing some fact checking there?

Joby, on the case. No, that's the group name, and then it's Gino Coomans, Eric Hestermans, and Gerard Herman. Okay. Who is Sheldon Seagull? Dave, Google that. Is that someone? Sheldon Seagull? Google that. I don't? Sheldon Siegel? Google that.

I don't know. I don't know. Sheldon Siegel? Stop saying Siegel. What are you saying? Siegel. Siegel. Siegel.

He's a novelist. Siegel. He's best known for his works of modern legal drama, which apparently is a genre of writing Oh Michael Crichton Yeah or Angela Lansbury The Firm What was the one with Tom Cruise

I just called those I just called those court case stories Law and Order Dun dun Law and Order SUV There's so many Law and Orders That's not digging into that whole James F. David

James F. David Sheldon Siegel Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey Oh you know what Speaking of I don't know There's no transition to make

But you know what we really dropped the ball on I think for this food and beer themed episode? What's that? That Dave didn't order Burger Time for the ZX Spectrum. It's that X Spectrum. No. No, it's that X Spectrum. You don't say Philadelphia Eagles in a different language like when you say Philadelphia Eagles in another country

well if you live in Philadelphia you say Eagles that's kind of like a different language you say Fluffy Eagles right there's a comedian Fluffy Eagles you say Fluffy instead of Fluffy this isn't jock talk Dave but what about Brazil

what about it well how do you say it they speak Portuguese in Brazil Joe but that's not do you say it? They speak Portuguese in Brazil, Joe. Brazil. But that's not how you say it. Yeah, but when you say it. That's not how they say it. Right.

So why are you saying it like that? But when you say like a team or you say like a brand. But this isn't a team. This is just the way they say the letter. No. It's a brand. It's ZX Spectrum. No, no, no.

That just happens to be the way they say Z. No. It's Zed. You say ZX Spectrum. To me, that's accent. It doesn't matter. I'm staying out of this one. We're taking a poll. Take a poll on TabsOut. Go to TabsOut.com slash

Zed X Spectrum poll. Any word with a Z, they would say Zed. No, they would just pronounce the Z. No, no. If it was like Yeah, they would just say the Z no no if it was like yeah they would just say the word invaders from Z they would say

invaders from Z what's invaders from Z I just made that up like as if it was like a 50s B movie so it's not something that's real like the ZX Spectrum so what if they said

no but I'm saying that but that's what they would say they would say invaders from Z but what if they were in the movie and they said oh my god it's invaders from Zed. But what if they were in the movie and they said, oh my god, it's Invaders from Zed. What? You mean if it was a movie that was made in England?

Yeah. If it was a movie made in England, yeah. But if it's a movie made in America and then they would be like, chap, are you going to go see Invaders from Zed? But what if they said Invaders from Zed in the dialogue of the movie? You mean a movie that was made in England? Then they would, because that's how they say Z. No, we would say Zed. No.

I'm too far along in this argument to back out now. No, and there's no... Like I said, I've called Mike a couple times with arguments about this. There's no going... It's probably ZX Spectrum, but... I'm saying ZX. Sheldon Siegel,

three-year breakfast. I think ZX rolls off the tongue a little nicer. I don't think it does. Live. That's stupid. 2010. A new one on House of Alchemy.

Just came out. All right. Dave's Corner. What are we doing? What do you got? What you got for the fine Tabs Out listeners? Well, I don't know because I can't say it. Like World War Z.

I bet in England they say World War Z. They better not. World War Z. They better not. I will come down on that country. I will come down on them. You said you would come down on that country? Country. That's not what you said.

Mike, go in blue. I don't wear blue. I don't need to. We're going to play this Elfenbeinturm. Elfenbeinturm. Tape. Called 1982. Oh, I like the name of this one.

Pizza, Beer, and Smokes. All you need in life. That's all you need. Pizza, Beer, and Smokes. Tape on Unverified. A nice dark room to sit in. From 2009. Label out of the United Kingdom.

What is the United Kingdom? What is that? What's Great Britain? Great Britain. Who are the Dutch? Great Britain. Where's cheese made? Is the greatest in the land of the U of K

Followed by The U of K Followed by The United of Kingdom Followed by Minor Scotland Minor Scotland And

Insignificant Wales Alright I think this project is... Where's Monaco? Monaco? Monaco Lewinsky? She's in the 90s. We moved on. We've healed. The country is healed. We've had time. She puts

civil cars in her vaginas. Come on. That was a rumor. Pascal Hector Pascal. Pascal Hector. Pascal. Pascal Hector, who does the project Data Shock. Hector.

Or Data Shock, as some people say. This is another one of his projects. I think you're the one who says. Well, some people, me, and probably some very forward-thinking people. A lot of Nobel Prize winners. That was a good one on the on that episode oh on the uh mispronunciation thing yeah is a regional pronunciation or is that just like a common mispronunciation like nationally i think you can say it either way data yeah no you can't you can't say no i'm bleeping that out you can't bleeping can't say d***. No, you can't. I'm bleeping that out.

I bleep out when I say d***. So every time I say d***, it's going to be bleeped. So if I say, like, kiss my d***, it's going to be bleeped. I'm bleeping it. You can shove that right up your d***. I'm bleeping that one out, too. You d***-loving piece your d***. I'm bleeping that one out, too. You d***-loving piece of d***. D***-eating mother d***.

You going to bleep all those out? Yeah. Yeah, right. I'll bleep when I hear it. All right, well, let's play a little bit of this. E-form Brunch and Trigem. 1982 Pizza Beer and Smoke C20 on Unverified Records. Thank you. What's that? What's that? What's that?

What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? Thank you. Oh, yeah. um um oh um um Thank you. um

um © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Wolfenstein with... Wolfenstein 3D. God, Wolfenstein. I think Wolfenstein 3D. God, Wolfenstein. I think Wolfenstein 3D is a name of a noise project. Oh, really? I think so. That's a pretty good game. Yep, it was ahead of its time. The first of its kind.

Correct me if I'm wrong. Is there a noise project called Terminator 2? I'm pretty sure there is. I feel like I've heard of it before. I like that. Terminator 2, huh? Terminator 2. It's a good name.

It was the best of the series. I couldn't tell you one from the other. Terminator 2, huh? Terminator 2. It's a good name. It was the best of the series. I couldn't tell you one from the other. Terminator T-O-O. I didn't really get into the Terminator series. Terminator 2 was like... Which one's the one with the liquid metal? Terminator 2. Okay, that's the one I know. Which is the one when they

dip Arnold into the molten metal at the end? Terminator 2 does he give like a thumbs up it's the only one that you need to see yeah which is well which is the wait a minute which is the one with if you say with Guns N' Roses I'll punch you in the face Terminator 2 okay that okay well which one is the one with the kid Terminator 2 okay that's the one which is the one where he plugs the Atari into the Mac machine which is the one Terminator 2 okay but which is the one where he plugs the atari into the mac machine which is the one terminator 2 okay but which is the one when there's only one like uh gift left for christmas it's the really popular

toy that year terminator 4 i thought it was jiggle all the way yeah it's jingle all the way jiggle all the way jiggle that's a different one that's that's deuce bigelow, Male Gigolo, Part 4, Jiggle All the Way. In the closet. I bet you they have made like eight of those movies. Oh, I'm sure. What, Jiggle All the Way?

No, like the Rob Schneider movies. Deuce Bigelow. That they end up making like 20. Deuce Bigelow is pretty funny. It was, I've never seen it. I'd check it out. It's not very good, actually. No?

It's been a long time. You really enjoyed Stuck on You. Really enjoyed it. I didn't really enjoy it. Yes, you did. You loved it. Two words. I just wanted to rent it.

You fucking loved it. Well, there was the part where one guy... You burned it. You burned it. I was burning everything at the time. The technology was new. The 10. The 10 is a good movie.

The 10 is funny. You don't like the 10? I don't want to get into this. I'll talk to you about this later. Feelings were hurt. I haven't seen it in a while, but I enjoyed it. It's very good. Thanks to

Chris D'Onofrio and Brandon Grader for submitting these two themes that were molding. Brandon Grader chose the body-themed episode. Look at him. He's on fire. Look at the brains on Brad.

No, Dave, it's just two. He's heating up. You're right. One more and he's on fire. You're right. Stick to what you know. Let's talk about hockey, Dave. Let's talk about some hockey and pronunciation of the English language.

All right, I'm going to play a cassette. That came of the English language. All right. I'm going to play a cassette that came in the mail a few months back. I don't know how to do that. None of us do.

Yeah. From a group called Working. It's kind of ridiculous we even had that conversation. Yeah. I know.

Right. Called Working Man Noise Unit. Working. No G. And there's an apostrophe there. And the cassette is

called. Like Lincoln Park. Is it? Do they know what they do? Yeah And the cassette is called... Like Linkin Park. Is it? Do they know what they do? Yeah. Tape is called Drinking Stella to Make Music to Drink Stella To. Oh, that's like a... Now, this tape, we played a tape earlier that you were supposed to play loud and get hard.

This tape, one side you play loud and the other side you play louder. Oh, all right. Which side are you going to play? I'm going to play the... Let's go with the play louder side. All right. So play the first side. And then to get the volume adjustment,

play the second side louder. I like on the shell here of the cassette, it's a yellow shell, and on one side there's a little... On the corner of the tape, there's a little box with a little triangle on it. And tape, there's a little box with a little triangle on it. And on the other side, there's a little box with a little square on it. Oh.

Like side square and side triangle. Who cares? I like that. Oh, now Dave, if it was in the beginning, Dave would like it. It's weird tail end, Dave's like, I don't care. Play the fucking tape. Well, there's also a wiener in here. Another fucking little piece of paper.

Show a wiener? Like somebody's separate wiener in here. Another fucking little piece of paper. Show a wiener? Like somebody's severed wiener? There's a guy here with a, I'm going to say, what is that, a 7th grade mustache or an 8th grade mustache? What's his face? Oh, yeah, that's a Julian 5th grade mustache. That's a gross mustache. It's a fellow wearing a working man t-shirt. Get some French fries.

Nothing but. What's going on downstairs? You might want to get that checked out. Whoa, there's the wiener. I didn't see it before. It's an odd one. It is weird. Something's weird about that one.

Let me see it. There's something wrong with his penis. No. Well, his testicles are sideways. Well, I think the sack's bigger than the nuts is what the problem is. It's like weirdly like... Maybe it's a weird angle. It seems like there's more than one testicle.

Let me take a look. Well, most of us do have more than one. No, more than two, I mean. It's like one's really high up, like higher than the penis. And then the other one is really low. And then there's something in the back. Maybe it was coffin.

There's a culprit at play here in the back. He's got a face like he's like, what? What's going on? Huh? So this is like a band from the United Kingdom, I believe. The U of K. The U of K.k more ufk ufk themed episode i like on the inside it says break out the gold ones and there's like trawlings of beer cans all right so let's play a track off of this working man noise unit drinking stella

to make music to drink well these motherfuckers number this P out of 50. Now, now, Dave, what does that mean? Are our nines therapies? I don't know, but we're playing the bedside,

right? The bedside. All right. Drinking cell to make music to drink Stella to the B side. Working man, noise unit. Dummy. Thank you. I love the fact that we're in a state I love the fact that we're in a state

I love the fact that we're in a state Thank you. I've never had a say My love Energy Working man noise unit. That was rock music. You guys like rock music? You guys like rock and roll? Y'all like live music? Y'all like live music?

My band, The Rusty Parrot, is playing this weekend. You should like rock and roll. Y'all like live music? Y'all like live music? My band, the Rusty Parrots, is playing this weekend. You should come down and see us. I saw Billy Ray Cyrus break a guitar. Live in concert? It was crazy. The Palladium. I don't like that kind of thing. No, I'm not for rough stuff.

You don't like a little rough stuff here and there? Alright, Joe. You wanna take us home? He says F word a couple times. I'll take us home with another recycle tape. R-R-R. Recycle tape. I like the pink duct tape.

You don't get that very often. I was looking at some duct tape in the store the other day. Where are you? Because now they have the... Just standing there staring at it Somebody comes over and is like can I help you sir? No They don't just do colors They do patterns and stuff now

Or just like The Philadelphia Eagles logo But the brand This is duct tape Yeah D-U-C-T. It's tape for duct work. You shouldn't use it though.

But the company that makes the pattern stuff is called Duct Tape. Yeah, they've been around for a long time. Duct Tape? Yeah. Yeah. So I just think that's funny. Duct Tape making designer duct tape. Duct Tape.

Right. Yeah. What a story, Mike. I didn't tell that story. Joe did. Why am I getting this? Is your name Mark? Oh, Mark.

I just said Mike. What is ghost food? What do ghosts eat? Yeah, Pac-Man, right? Happiness. They eat happiness? Do they eat Pac-Man? Souls.

No, wait, no, wait. They don't eat Pac-Man. No, they just hunt and kill pac-man yeah they hunt and kill pac-man when he eats because he just spins and disappears yeah they get them because all they have to do is touch them apparently they eat dust bunnies they don't eat pretzels and cherries and shit like that no they don't want anything to do with that no because they doesn't even face or the pellets they don't want anything to do with that. No, because it doesn't even phase them. Or the pellets. They go right over top of the pellets. Yeah.

Count Chocula. They eat Count Chocula. Ghosts eat... No. There's a... Oh, Boo-Berry. Right? Well, Boo-Berry is a flavor.

But Boo-Berry is also the ghost. Wait, Franken-Berry, Count Chocula. But those aren't the ghosts in Pac-Man. No. It's blinky pinky dinky inky and dot right that you said one too many oh unless you're playing the advanced version yeah i was playing this back bastard dancer prancer donner blitzen vixen nixon vixen nixon you're thinking of former presidents i don't know what ghost eat. Or is the food ghost? It's all been downhill since Rudolph and

Nixon. Is the food ghost food? So you get home and it's like a slice of pizza. Oh shit pizza. And you go to get it and it goes right through it. And you can't pick it up. Because it's a slice of pizza that someone killed. It's an apparition of pizza? And only Whoopi Goldberg can talk to it

Wait do you eat living pizza And there's like Demi Moore's there And Whoopi Goldberg's like The pizza is here She's like no it's not And the pizza's like tell her I have pepperoni on me And then Patrick Swayze

And Demi Moore flip a crust together yeah they make the pizza even the song plays we're not going to play the song from Ghost because the royalty we only have so much in the fund and then they make the crust together

deep dish by the way it would happen any other way alright Then they make the crust together. Deep dish, by the way. It wouldn't happen any other way. Here's some of the ghost food. Who is ghost food? It's a collab between Rob Michael Chuck, who runs that label Poor Little Music. He did some stuff with fossils and some stuff like that. Josh St. Dennis. Both dead people that you can eat.

Yes, you can. Josh St. Dennis, he did another project with Rob Michael Chuck called Broken Leg Ensemble. Some other stuff. Like a turkey leg. I wanted to mention that he... Turkeys with broken legs can't run 25 miles an hour. No, they can't. Like a turkey leg. I wanted to mention that he... Legs with... Turkeys with broken legs can't run 25 miles an hour. No, they can't.

Josh and Dennis had a project or a band or something called Keister Sutherland. Which is pretty good. I think they have a cassette on Cloud Valley. So that's worth picking up just for the name alone, I think. But yeah, I guess we're're gonna go out here with ghost food ghost food dedicated to Demi Moore rest in peace thanks to a Christian Patrick Swayze rest in peace and Brandon

greater no Demi Moore dies at the end of ghost food oh that's right Patrick Swayze's dead and ghost Demi Moore's dead and ghost food and Bill Cosby's dead and ghost dad Demi Moore's dead and ghost food. And Bill Cosby's dead and ghost dad. Yes, exactly. Yeah, I guess, oh, we, you know, Joe, where do we stand with the cases for the first? I forgot the proto, but. Okay.

Then we're done. We're working on the first. We're still working on the first. Sorry for the delay, everybody. We're going to pin this one on Joe B. For the first Chrome Donators cassette. Head over to TabsOut.com

if you would like to figure out why you should donate some cashola to us. We also accept blood. We also accept ghost food, ghost blood. Rambutans. Alright, right on. Let's go out. Ramboutons. All right, right on. Let's go out.

Episode 25, food and beer themed episode. Thanks for listening. Ghost food. The End Whoa! Whoa! Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get the video. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. so uh Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and stop the camera. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of the way. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.