Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #26 | 5.19.13
Episode Date: May 19, 2013Magic Nanna, Dave Orders a Pizza, Cremator, Ma Turner, 10-20, TVO, Seed Melodies, Iasos, Phork, Radio People, Reviver, Prada and Oregon, Gripgevest and Kling, Cray, and Transfixed Movement. ...
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Yo, this is Cristana Frio from Reviver, and you are listening to Tabs Out. Let's go.
I'll fix it.
Tab's out.
Tab's out.
What happened there, Dave?
I'll fix it.
Don't worry about it.
What happened?
What were you doing?
I was listening to that.
Nobody's even going to notice.
That was a cut.
That was a cut.
It was.
What game is that from?
That is from Silver Surfer for the NES.
I didn't even know there was a Silver Surfer game. God damn.
That's a good... that's legitimately like.
I want to play it.
I've never played it, but I want to now.
It makes me want to power up.
It makes me wonder like.
What's the second level sound like?
Good question.
What level is that?
Is that the first level?
That's first level.
That's where they start you off.
Well, yeah.
That's the one that you come in strong with.
The second level is going to bring it down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember Mario 2?
Brought it down a little bit.
Well, you're going down the pipe.
You're going to have your energies at 10,
and then you're going to have to play something quieter.
I got a question.
Super Mario Brothers 1, level 1, got your energy to 10?
It maxed you out?
Yeah.
What was it?
The star?
Were you the kid who got the star and stood up
and shook the remote?
When I jumped, I was like,
yeah, I hated that kid.
That's how my mom played.
How do you go?
How do you go forward?
It was the simplest controller ever, mom.
Up, down, left, or right.
My mom used to play Frogger for Intellivision.
And she would almost pee her pants.
Unless she ever got past the street.
She'd start jumping. My mom was pretty good at Pac-Man. pants like she never got unless she ever got past the street just started jumping
oh my mom was pretty good at pac-man she'd get pissed at it though oh yeah motherfucker
gets so mad uh chris that why your parents my whole family my whole family got really mad at
video games on my mom's side that's what drove him apart. My uncle had a Sega CD. He got pissed at the game.
He was living in an apartment
on the second floor
and he just ripped it out of the wall
and threw it out the window
and it like broke in the parking lot.
That's some anger problems.
He had a Nintendo
that had a crack in the top
like above where the game goes in
because he just pounded it with his fist
like every time he got mad at it.
So there's somebody who's like
they had company over
and they're like, Earl, where'd you get a Sega cd i found it on the front yard of the complex yeah someone just
threw it out the window one day hit me in the head hell of a thing uh chris donafrio doing the
intro i hate that he does he know he's been not saying his name correct yeah donafrio donafrio
right yeah donafrio donafrio all this time he's never said anything like, just a heads up, you've been saying my name
wrong for as long as-
But do we ever say his whole name to him?
To his face?
Like, hello, Chris D'Onofrio.
Chris D'Onofrio.
Or do we just say-
Mr. D'Onofrio.
Well, we've said it on-
Donna Frio?
Donna Frio.
Donna Frio.
I feel like there should be a, like a, you know, Donna dash Frito.
Yeah.
Frito.
I don't know.
Well,
that's someone's name.
Donna Frio.
I mean,
that could be someone.
It wouldn't be the first time
that we missed.
When I was little.
Oh yeah,
she had the two poodles.
Yeah.
Archie and Bing Bong.
Yeah.
I didn't know about that.
Wouldn't be the first time
that we mispronounced something though,
so.
I always get things right.
Yeah.
So I want to,
I chose the Silver Surfer song for the intro there from the Nintendo game
because I want to talk about a little something
Fantastic Four 2, Rise of the Silver Surfer?
No, I want to talk about a little something I learned about
yesterday on the internet
about this label from
There's all kinds of things on the internet.
Oh, they put everything up there now. You can get anything emailed to you.
This label Ares Apothecary from Bloomington.
Apothecary.
Apothecary from Bloomington.
You looked up the pronunciation of that earlier and you already fucked it up.
I think it's apothecary.
It is.
It's like an old-timey type drugstore, right?
When you went to an apothecary and got like...
Marijuana.
Well, maybe marijuana.
Well, tell me about this thing.
Apparently, this is the second batch.
That was a batch about two years ago.
Of soundtracks from Nintendo games on pro-dubbed cassette tapes.
And like, it's blowing my mind.
And not like people recreating the soundtracks.
Like the soundtrack files from the game.
So you get a cassette of like Mega Man 2, Metroid, Castlevania 2, DuckTales, Skate or Die.
I listened to some DuckTales stuff today.
Yeah.
And the tapes are like a solid colored shell with like an 8-bit font on it of the name of the game.
It's blowing my mind.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
It's awesome.
And I'm looking on their site here, and apparently they had a contest where they gave away a
custom console, Nintendo.
It looks like they, I don't know what they did, they modded up a console a little bit.
What?
And somebody won a little custom console.
Can't they get in trouble for that?
I would think so.
That's bootlegging.
That's bootlegging.
That's old time bootlegging.
Well, you know,
there's a lot of that
happening on the internet
nowadays.
Yeah, well I just,
I ordered Mega Man 2.
I'm going to dig in
and buy some more
a little bit later.
I'm really excited about that.
I have a couple,
I have a couple requests.
For who?
For us?
For the label.
For them?
Target Renegade has to be...
That's the one you like.
Yeah, and I want it to come in a jean jacket
slipover case.
I would like the tapes to come in those little slip
cases. That would be nice. I want it made of denim.
And...
Hard denim. Fuck, man.
There's so many good... That Silver Surfer,
I'd like to see that. Yeah. We actually have a poll
up on the Tabs Out Facebook site
if you want to say what games...
What is that?
You know, just what games you like to see.
I keep getting things on my Facebook that says, like,
five people like your question.
What question?
I didn't ask a question.
What's a question?
What's a question?
I know what a question is.
Doesn't seem like it.
But on Facebook, what...
A question is a question if it's on Facebook, MySpace,
no matter what social media you put it on.
But I can just type...
It's like a poll.
You're asking a question.
How's everyone doing?
Oh, I got a text.
All right, you take care.
Oh, shit.
Well, Joby, take care of that text.
And Dave, do you want to jump in on the first cassette here
on episode number 26 of the Tabs Out Cassette podcast?
Yes.
I'm going to start with this tape by magic nana called brainalingus on m la la terra
is that the triangle band yeah it's a triangle font band i did i do like the fun but like
i definitely i think it says magic mania magic mania it does look like Magic Mania. What are you saying it says?
Magic what?
It's Magic Nana.
Magic Nana.
And the name of the tape is...
I can't even...
Well, I said it earlier if you were paying attention.
What did you say?
Brainalingus.
Brainalingus.
This was sent to us by...
We played something on this label last time around, right?
Yeah.
I don't remember what it was.
Siege. Siege.
Siege.
Yeah.
That was pretty good.
I'm really digging this artwork here.
What is that on the front?
A bunch of...
A bunch of thingies.
A collage of sea urchins?
What are those things?
I've never seen a sea urchin.
You can eat those, right?
I don't know what a sea urchin is.
That's like a delicacy, right? Yeah. I imagine a sea urchin is You can eat those, right? I don't know what a sea urchin is. Sea urchin? Let me see. That's like a delicacy, right?
Yeah.
I imagine a sea urchin is an old man who lives by the sea.
It looks like flowers to me.
It sits on this porch.
A sea urchin flower, Joe?
Yeah.
It's so true.
Sea urchin flower.
Asia.
Probably nobody heard that.
No.
Nowhere near his microphone.
Nowhere near it.
Per usual.
Joe B's going through the mailbag.
He's gone rogue.
All right. So, yeah. nowhere near it per usual Joby's going through the mail bag he's gone rogue so um yeah play the first cut off of this
this jammy here called
resonate reflect
radiate
from magic
what was it again
Nana Magic Nana
Brandon Lingus cassette on
M Lala Terra. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Magic Nana.
That was a good one.
Yeah, get your dancing.
Kick it off right.
Get your dancing.
And La La Tara number two.
Dave was kicking some moves.
You were, Dave.
Yeah.
You've been loose.
You're a big guy. You can do it.
I didn't think he had it in you.
I mean, I saw you on a skateboard
a couple weeks ago.
You were graceful as a
crane.
You went down like a sack of hammers.
That hurt for a while.
I was literally on the skateboard for two seconds.
Oh, yeah. I don't know what you two seconds. You think it was that long?
I can do this.
Oh, what's it?
A piece of wood with wheels on the bottom?
Yeah, an eight foot guy can do that.
My equilibrium is perfectly suited to do this.
Speaking of Dave Doyen, we got a tape in the mail
a couple of weeks ago.
Preface that by saying...
Well, we've asked in the past
for people to name...
That was a rhyme. I like that.
You like that? I'm just freestyling right now.
For grass and ass.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We've asked for people to name stuff,
name their tapes, certain things,
once or twice.
And then we'd play it.
And then we'd play it. And then we'd play it.
And I asked, I think I posted on Facebook one time as a joke,
to name your project, Dave Orders a Pizza,
for the food and beer themed episode.
Thinking that if we have a tape by a project called Dave Orders a Pizza,
then Dave would be forced to order us a pizza.
And then I said on another episode,
you should name your tape, Dave Doyyen drinks his own pee and when you know it we get the tape in the mail from a label called 40 acre sound work
by a project called dave orders a pizza and the name of the name of the tape is dave doyen drinks
his own pee i didn't realize that the uh project name is d Orders. That's what the D-O-A-P on the cover means.
And the cover, it's like a bronze.
What is that, like a block print on that paper?
Like a wood print?
Yeah, like a wood block print.
Maybe a linoleum block.
Might have been.
On like bronze paper with like...
You don't think that's black paper with bronze printing?
Bronze.
Blondes?
No, it is.
You're right.
Oh, that's a toothy sock.
I like that. Nice tooth.
Feels good, right?
Like a bronze paper with black print of like,
I guess it's supposed to be Dave, this little stick figure.
That looks just like him. With the pizza head?
With the pizza head and he's holding what
one can only assume is a glass of his
own pee that he is
eager and willing to drink.
Let me see.
Next to his face.
They need more pepperonis.
Dave has more pepperonis on his face.
They're not always warm.
What?
They're not always warm.
What, your pepperonis on your face?
No.
And I gotta say, this tape is actually really good.
Why can't you put that in with your fingers?
It's disgusting.
We all went over that.
You would think that someone would just hear that and be like,
oh, well, I have this recording that I have.
Let me throw that name on it and throw it over, send it over to them.
Scraps, 2007.
There are vocals, and if you know what you're listening for,
you can tell that some of the lyrics are,
Dave Dwayne drinks his own pee.
Nice.
It's one-sided, which is probably my only complaint.
Well, you know, he had to get that out.
And it's an addition of like 10 or something like that.
I can't believe he made more than one.
I'm waiting for the vinyl repress, and then I'll order the 10-inch.
Yeah, I want to get that remastered and then put on vinyl.
All right, so let's jump in here to the Dave orders a pizza cassette.
Dave Dwayne drinks his own pee.
It's true.
On 40 Acres Sound.
We were going to over the summer.
Whole other story.
Whole other story. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. P.
P.
P. P.
P.
P. Oh, my God. I drink my own pee.
Dave orders a pizza.
Dave Doyen drinks his own pee.
One's on a cassette on 40-acre sound work.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
That guy's not that bad.
I'm glad that it's a good tape that has my name in the title.
I would like the next tape if someone else is going to make another tape.
That's out there now, Dave.
Yeah.
If someone else is going to make another tape, I'm going to take it up another level, another notch.
And not just name your tape this and it's good enough i want a tape i want you to name your project
uh andrew hnwk so it's like harsh noise wall okay and i want you to have a picture i want
the name of the tape to be party harsh and i want to i want you to have a picture of yourself on the cover with like
a white top. A little bit
dirtied up like you've been like mixing it up.
A little bit sweaty.
A little bit sweaty.
Real blood. Corn syrup.
That's your call.
This is America. You do what you want.
A little blood dripping down.
And if you send that over,
we'll definitely play it.
No matter how bad it is
i don't think i think that may be the end of our streak of saying to do something but i'd like to
see if anyone comes through with that and not like i don't want andrew wk on the cover i want it to
be you yeah and you don't have to look like andrew wk at all you don't even have to like put on a wig
just assume just the top i want the top i non-negotiable white top oh yeah there's no
negotiation yeah and like there's a haynes outlet by you just go grab one yeah i mean it's kmarts
there's all kinds of stores you can get it online nowadays oh yeah white tea google white tea
don't google white tea don't google white that's not safe
anymore it's not safe not safe for work interesting all right joe b what do you got i want to play we
got this in the mailbag last time this tape's really good um cremator that's on field hymns
okay yeah this uh we'll just play a part of it it's two side long tracks like 20 minutes long
oh shit um field hymns i forget what other i have the fonts killer
on the i mean right away i mean that is yeah the artwork all the artwork on this label yeah i don't
know who does it but it's all a lot of uh geometry yeah in a in a galaxy far away in a galaxy there's
geometry um i i wish i could remember the name of the tape
That I got
That's on this label
Black something
But it's also pretty incredible
I like the shell too
Was that silver on blue
Damn
Damn Gina
Oh it's copy written too
Really
Don't dub that
I like this label too Which I really really liked It came with a digital download I really enjoy that Oh, it's copywritten, too. Really? Yeah. Oh, don't dub that. Oof. PLM 034 copyright.
I like this label, too, which I really, really liked.
It came with a digital download.
I really enjoy that.
You know what?
I recall you saying you didn't like how they wrote it on the J card.
Well, I don't like that, but I do like that it comes with it.
I never use the digital download.
What?
I never use it.
Well, you're stupid.
What am I doing?
Well, I use it because at work...
Mike never leaves the house.
Yeah, when you don't leave your house.
I have a five-by-five-foot square I can't get out of during the day.
Yeah, I mean, I...
An electric fence.
Me and Dave go to work.
Yeah, right.
You know.
So, at work, I don't have the comforts of home.
I got an electric fence surrounding me.
All right.
Cremator. What does that say? Alpha Ralph of Boulevard? Let me see. don't have the comforts of home i got an electric fan surrounding me all right cremator what does
that say alpha ralpha boulevard let me say something boulevard alpha ralpha beta that
can't be alpha ralpha yeah it's alpha ralpha boulevard oh it's a school the guy named alpha
ralpha yeah you made fun of him down by the loading dock.
I'm not going to say what he called him.
He's in jail now.
All right.
Cremator,
Alpha Ralph Boulevard cassette
on Field.
Can we stop saying cassette?
We can probably at this point
in episode 26.
Yeah.
We can just,
that can be assumed.
I was wondering
when you were going to
stop that shit.
On Field Hymns. assumed i was wondering when you were gonna stop that shit © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There's another 10 minutes in there on that side.
I know, it was so good.
That was on...
Goddamn.
That's a new one on Field Hymns.
Can you still get that?
Probably.
Maybe.
Aren't you connected to the interweb?
Yeah, but I'm on...
I'm on...
I'm inside.
A.0 site. I'm on uh i'm on i'm inside a point
i'm on web 2.0 right now uh black hat covalence is the the project uh that i was talking about
that field hymns just put out a tape by them that i have that's uh really good you were talking
about that yeah i was like i had it's i said black something i wasn't I can't believe you didn't guess. What was that?
That tape's awesome.
Yeah, man.
That was really fucking good.
There was some sweeps in there that just gave me a bloody nose.
All right. I'll switch up a little bit here.
I got this tape.
Seen trails, boys.
All right, Dave.
Just talk yourself down.
Dave's good at talking people down dave's good at talking people down
he is good at talking people down i got a tape on or calling me to talk people down
yeah i had already talked them down by that point i was already down on animal disguise
they just put out um some uh i think three tapes we got in the mail. Rake Cash, a mammary issue, and this tape by Ma Turner.
Oh, Ma Turner?
Now, hold on.
Hold on to your seats, boys.
You're in store.
Oh, this has got some grips on it.
For the maybe cassette title of the year.
I don't know.
Priest Anus Ripe Slice.
Oh, my God.
You didn't get that one right away in the mail bag?
Priest Anus, comma, ripe slice.
Wait, so it's priest anus or priest, comma, anus?
Priest anus, comma, ripe slice.
Oh, that's gross.
That's really good.
This project is Michael Turner.
He's in that, you know that project, Warmer Milks?
Oh, yeah.
Ever heard that?
No, Warmer Milks are good.
Yeah, he's in that project.
I don't like warm.
I like a nice tall glass of cold milk.
Warmer. I like warmer. know not warm a little bit warmer i like these animal disguise uh they were gone for a bit then they came back with that uh comp what was it called oh i don't know
i feel like it was called like total fucking depression or something yeah i think you're
right um that was not too that was not too long ago that was not too long ago and then he uh
i really like the cover aesthetic here.
Yeah, I was going to say, like, there's this real...
Muted paper.
Yeah, this textured paper.
And the covers...
I want to say it looks kind of like a VHS of a horror film.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, bootleg VHS of a horror movie.
Yeah, because there's, like, the image because there's the saturated image on the top,
and then text that just says,
Ma Turner, pre-Sanus Ripe Slice.
And then all of the track titles.
And then it says,
Position High Type 2 ADR 103.
Yeah, it's like a slicer bootleg.
Yeah.
And I have to say that the Animal Disguise Records logo
has always been my favorite noise logo of all time.
I feel like...
Gull creature?
Yeah.
Talk about that, though.
Let me see that.
Oh, yeah.
Gary, I don't know his last name,
does the Project Mammal.
Gary Newman.
Gary Newman.
Sent us...
Maker of Newman's salad dressing.
Newman's own salad dressing.
He sent us a very important piece.
And it's just like a little hand drawing
of what might be some sort of figure.
Some sort of figure.
And it just says, hey, Tabs Out.
It probably took like 20 seconds to do,
but I really appreciate it.
Yeah, we appreciate it.
I really appreciate it.
Thanks.
It's nice.
A little gentleman's touch.
Next time send three.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get that one.
There's three of us.
Yeah. We'll slice it up. Yeah. Yeah. I get that one. There's three of us. Yeah.
We'll slice it up.
For all you people out there that want to send things to Tabs Out.
Send three.
Send three because Mike gets the first one every time.
And then that's the one.
I make the rules.
He almost got the tape named after what I drink, my own pee.
Mike drinks his own pee?
He almost got the Dave Doyen drinks his own pee.
Oh, he almost got the tape.
Oh, no, Dave gets that tape.
No, I'll order it.
He wanted to get it.
I'll order it.
He wanted to snatch it right out of my hands.
I feel like with Animal Disguise,
their tapes have always been like this, too,
with just the typewriter font on the labels on the shelves.
But I like it.
Keep it simple.
Keep it simple. Keep it simple, stupid.
I feel like you had...
When we lived together, Joe, you had a...
Did he put out a growing tape?
I want to say
yes, and he also put out a total
life tape. It was one of those tapes
that was the first tape I ever saw on this
label. And I've always
dug the aesthetic.
Dig it. Good label. Dig it it glad he's back glasman
stuff out so let's jump in here i believe this is the second track on the ma turner tape black
leaves coat the butcher uh not a cock of the wheel which is later on on the gym. So let's get into that on this
Mod Turner cassette. Priest Anus.
Is that a cock of the wheel?
No. Ripe Slice.
Animal Disguise
number 103.
Here it is. Thank you. I'm not afraid I'm not afraid
I'm not afraid
I'm not afraid
I'm not afraid No! Thank you. We are the queen of darkness
We are the queen of darkness
We are the queen of darkness
We are the queen of darkness I'm going to die!
I'm going to die! I'm going to die! Thank you. I'm going to get you! Run! Run! Run!
Run! Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ma Turner, Priest Anus, Ripe Slice. It's a C46 on Animal Disguise.
Edition of 66.
That was a jam. Yeah, man.
Five bucks.
It looks like you can't beat that.
It looks like you can't beat that. Not in this economy.
It looks like... Not in Obama's government.
It looks like all the Animal Disguise tapes
are like five bucks and then it's...
Five bucks gets you nuts.
Orders over $10 a purchase paid.
50 cents gets you nuts.
50 cents gets you nuts.
Animaldisguise.com.
That's a nice model.
10 bucks.
That's a nice model.
That's a nice business model.
Nice little business model.
Yeah.
You know, I've only went to business school for eight years,
but I didn't get to the Puts a Spade section of the course.
That seems like a good one.
It fluctuates.
Yeah.
All right, Davey.
Davey's corner.
I'm doing it.
My corner.
You popping that shirt off?
Well, I have another shirt on underneath.
This is going to be a tasty treat.
Oh, what's that little?
That's a white tank.
It's looking nice. Is that new?
It's looking fresh.
You don't get pit stains on those.
It's looking good.
Ring around the collar.
Be careful. Peek-a-boo.
I think I'm going to share my turn with Joe.
Oh, that's...
Wait a minute. Where does that leave me?
Well, you get to go again when we're done
We're going to play a back to back
It's double shot
What day is it?
Double shot Fridays
Two strips of bacon
Inviting Joe down to your corner huh Dave?
Yep
Joe come on down
I'm just across the street. Come on down to
Dave's corner. So what are we going to play?
We're going to play these two tapes
off this label Broken 60,
which is an imprint of a label called
Broken 20. Oh, right.
But 40 more.
It's a label
overseas label. It's over the pond.
Over the pond.
This label that does, you some like west of the mississippi
some electronic type stuff you know minimal techno and just keep going things like that they
start an imprint last year that you know you you gave me these um the other day or a little while
ago and i haven't opened them yet though you You see this little dime bag with these stamps in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that LSD?
Maybe.
Is this LSD?
It might be.
I don't know.
Is this weapons grade LSD?
There's a cat hair or something in it.
Oh, that's the good stuff.
They don't make that anymore.
Rest in peace, Jerry.
I think these are only two tapes on this imprint.
They started an imprint last year
just to do stuff that was more suited for cassettes,
according to them.
But then they just did these two.
They were both really good.
I wish they didn't work.
There's a lot of stuff in there.
Yeah, they put a whole lot of stuff in these J cards here.
That's like an old punk 7-inch
where you get it in every single insert
that's cut down to the size of 3x, you know, 3x3 falls out.
A couple show flyers.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, that's the TVO.
Yeah, what's inside the other one?
Hand me the TVO tape.
This other one has, like, a Broken 60...
Business card.
Business card, yeah.
Broken20.com slash Broken60.
Here's what I like. Download code. And this is how you do it, yeah. Broken20.com slash broken60. Here's what I like.
Download code.
And this is how you do it, Mike.
Let me see.
What do we got here?
A little strip.
A little strip of paper.
Printed.
Printed.
No handwritten shit.
Here's the thing, though.
It's kind of sloppy.
Come on now.
It's a rectangle.
It's just printed out on like a regular.
Yeah, because it's just a download code... You got some 24 pound bond here.
Now the field hymns,
they get a nice silver marker.
They write it in there real nice.
Is it nice? It's very nice.
In their handwriting? Get your girlfriend to do it with nicer handwriting.
You just created a whole new stereotype.
That girls have nicer handwriting?
Girlfriends in particular.
Oh, not girls. Once you
get them hitched to you. Just girls
in relationships. Girls in relationships
it's statistically
shown that have better handwriting.
These tapes look good
though. The actual J cards,
they're really nice, nice clean
designs. I really like the
covers have like, you know like 80% of the covers,
you know, an image.
80?
And then their 20% is like a solid color bar
with the artist and title on it.
I like that.
And a nice plain sans serif font.
They didn't go wrong.
They really didn't spend much time affixing the label here to the shell,
did they?
Could have done a little better on that.
You don't just plop the...
They were rushing that because they had an American order come in.
You don't just plop the...
The Americans wanted our tape!
You don't just plop the tape down and just
drop the label and hope it lands on there.
I think we got to the end of this run now.
Because I got 96 out of 100
on this one tape.
What do I got?
This TVO is 91, it looks like.
91 out of 100.
Just made it, Dave.
Just made it.
So you want to do these back-to-back?
What do you want to play first?
Let me pick the order, since you guys picked the tapes.
Alright.
Let's do...
You always have to control something.
He has to have his meaty little sausage
fingers and something.
Like a little rat king.
I'm going to say since this is
Broken Sixty number one and number two,
let's do them in order. Number one and number
two. We'll do Magnet Marsh
or no, I'm sorry, that's not in the tape. Number one and number two. We'll do Magnet Marsh, or no, I'm sorry,
that's in the tape.
1020,
and then TVO.
That sounds good.
And I gotta go take care of this baby crying.
All right,
get that going. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. To be continued... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so I'm sorry. All right. Thank you. Thank you. 10 20 in tvo damn joe b hey what's going on nothing just me and Just me and you. For the first time in Tabs Out history.
Mike's gone.
He's not with us right now.
Had to take care of the baby, so it's just me and you.
This is kind of like when George and Elaine hang out.
It's a little weird, a little awkward.
We need the buffer, you know?
He's got to get his little mitts in here.
Yeah.
I mean, as much as, you know, we hate getting his little grubby little fingers and everything, we need it.
So what don't you like about Mike?
His face.
Yeah, yeah, I hear you.
I hate that little rat face.
So I guess we're going to skip Mike for a turn.
Yeah, we're going to skip Mike.
Let's see how far we can go.
We got a lot of tapes to play, so he jumps in, he jumps in.
Yeah, you know.
All right, I want to play this tape over the, not last weekend, but the weekend before I was in Rochester, New York, for the Rochester Tattoo Convention.
And they were filming in the Amazing Spider-Man 2 there, Dave.
Oh, what?
Yeah, right out front of the hotel.
I didn't really see anything. Wait, okay, I'm thinking the Italian Spider-Man 2 there, Dave. Oh, what? Yeah, right out front of the hotel. I didn't really see anything.
Wait, okay, I'm thinking the Italian Spider-Man.
This is something different.
No, not the Italian Spider-Man.
This is something completely different.
Not the Indian Spider-Man movie.
Yeah, the Amazing Spider-Man 2.
Wait, that's an Indian Spider-Man movie called the Italian Spider-Man movie?
No, no, no.
There's like an Indian.
You never seen on YouTube the Indian Spider-Man movie?
From India.
It's all coming back to me now. It's not called the Indian Spider-Man.
I'm calling it that.
Okay.
Because he's from India.
Have you ever seen clips of that Fantastic Four movie they made a long, long time ago?
Because the story, I guess, is some film company had the rights to Fantastic Four.
But for some reason, they needed to do something with it or that those rights would then go away.
Okay.
So they just made this movie.
And they had...
Who's that famous B director?
From like the 70s.
I don't know.
Corman.
Roger Corman.
Okay. They had Roger Corman. Okay.
They had Roger Corman direct this Fantastic Four movie with no plans on releasing it,
but they needed to do something with the name.
Right, right.
To keep the rights.
Yeah, it's awful.
Nice.
It's really bad.
I guess there's been bootlegs floating around at Comic-Cons that you can get.
Oh, what?
But I just watched the trailer on YouTube.
It's awesome. There's got to be a anyway you can find it online right oh you can
find anything online these days um so when i was in the the at the rochester convention across from
our booth was um an artist and tattooer named jeff suck who i've been tattooed by before and he had
the uh some tapes for sale well of one tape that him and another artist, Adam Shrewsbury, did
In 2011
Looks like a little
Looks like a
Cover looks like a lobster
Not with the shell off
It's a lobster tail
This is called Seed Melodies
Seed Melodies, okay
They did use the band-aid on the back
Ah, don't do that Throw that away Melodies. Seed melodies. They did use the band-aid on the back.
Ah, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Throw that away.
Yeah.
We've said it a thousand times.
We've said it a thousand times and I won't say it again.
I kind of feel like we've had like 15 of these tonight.
The fucking Norelco doesn't... The Norelco just doesn't fit.
Comes off its hinges.
Yeah.
God damn it.
And it's always these black ones.
It's not a tight Norelco, you know?
It's terrible. But these guys are, you know? It's terrible.
But these guys are, you know, cool dudes, great artists.
Jeff Zuck.
Jeff Zuck.
And A.P. Shrewsbury.
A.P. Shrewsbury.
That's a good name.
It is a good name.
Oh, this is a nice paper, too.
Shrewsbury is a nice last name.
Nice, thick.
It's like Benedict Cumberbatch.
Which is someone's real name.
Is it really?
Mm-hmm.
What's he do?
He's an actor.
He's in the new Star Trek movie.
They're making another one of those, huh?
It's out.
It came out today.
Well, you know, I'm not into sci-fi.
What?
I like hard sci-fi, Dave.
No, I'm not into sci-fi.
I forgot you like teenage dramas.
I do like some teenage dramas.
Coming-of-age films, Joe. Coming-of-age films, right. I forgot you like teenage dramas I do like some teenage dramas Coming of age films Coming of age films right
Give me a 16 candles
I like that
I like the sound of that
Alright
Seed melodies
Jeff Zuck
Adam Shrewsbury
Get it. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. that was seed melodies self-release tape jeff suck adam shrewsbury i'm back ap hop i'm back mike ellie's back i know jeff had
a couple of those at the show at the convention so i'm sure you can get them in person from him
i moved that entire last segment to be struck him from the record unofficial also check out
their art and tats pretty good stuff how dare you move on without me well you know so we're
gonna keep this ball rolling we We're just going to talk.
Yeah, just hang out like friends do.
I don't know how to do that.
If we're going to talk about movies,
you know what I talk about.
I came in here,
there was the cassettes,
the tapes were pulled out everywhere
from the shell.
Joe had them wrapped around his head.
The cassette deck was on fire.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.
I said, guys, guys, guys, everybody sit down.
That was a good, that was a sweet little jam.
Yeah, it's nice.
That was the B side.
Dong.
Dong.
Dave said it wasn't twangy enough.
That's a little bit more twang to it.
It is, yeah.
Well, there's a little bit closer to a twang knob over here I can turn up.
Oh, you, ah.
We'll remix it in post.
I had it on three.
Why is everything so loud over here
Mike's back we're really excited
Mike was gone for ten minutes
Alright we moving on
True
I'm going to play this tape
By a project
I don't know how to say it
Surprise surprise
I'm going to say
Oisos
How do you say the name of that greek yogurt
oikos oikos so oisos what greek yogurt i a s o s is the name of the project yogurt
that's the name of this project i this guy's been doing stuff since the late 70s, right? My big fat Greek wedding. Mid-70s.
I-A-S.
I-A-S-O-S.
Mid-70s.
What are we talking about?
75.
If it's 75, that's mid, because 76 is mid to late.
Mid to late, yeah, that's true. This guy, he's been putting out stuff since the 70s.
This is what?
A reissue, right?
This is a reissue of...
Something from 83?
Something from the mid-80s.
That's early 80s, Mike.
A tape called Elixir on Rotifer.
I believe it's the second reissue that Rotifer has done.
I got into this dude because Greg Davis used to do that blog called Crystal Vibrations.
Did you ever check that out?
No.
I don't think he does it anymore, but he would upload really good new age tapes.
Not just tapes, records and stuff too that I guess he had collected over the time.
He uploaded a decent amount of this guy's stuff and that's when i first heard of this guy this
guy's one of the first new age dudes like making new age music yeah or whatever you know quote
unquote the greek the greeks the greeks either stephen hillage or stephen halpern that's another
one of the guys one of the first stephen spberg. Is it a requirement for that kind of music
for there to be some sort of pillar structure
in a pool of water somewhere?
Yeah, I want to talk about that.
He just gets his grips on that.
He just won't let go.
I got it right now.
I want to talk about that.
That's what made me listen to this first.
A lens flare.
Because the artwork for this.
Mike loves lens flare.
I love lens flare.
I really thought when he did it, I was like, man, you were
nailing that lens flare. I didn't realize it was so easy
that it was just lens flare and then you just
click and make it. Yeah, file effect
lens flare. Oh, what did you think? Creating a lens flare?
I thought you were creating. I was like, man, he is nailing
these lens flares. No, stock.
Stock lens flare.
No, the cover for this looks like... Do you remember that game
Echo the Dolphin for Sega CD?
I didn't until I just was at Urban Outfitters the other day.
And they sell a Sega Genesis.
You get it and it comes with 80 games already inside of it.
And one of them is Echo the Dolphin.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah.
So when you said that to me, when you texted it to me or whatever,
I didn't get the reference until then.
I saw the cover of Echo the Dolphin the dolphin yeah it's an underwater thing here a bunch of dolphins
surrounding like a chalice that's like glowing and there's like a you know it's an underwater
city there's ruins yeah and then the name elixir a vibrational gateway to celestial realms
like the font has like a gradient on it like a like a gold to white gradient and
then on the inside oh then you got like the shell it's a nice black imprint on uh gold foil shell
there's another uh man sweet pick on the inside oh just a dolphin yeah there's water with a
floating like credenza pagoda no credenza what's a credenza credenza like aagoda? No, credenza? What's a credenza? Are you playing dice right now?
The height of some sort of musical...
The Yahtzee.
The Monopoly.
The credenza is...
That's something you resonate with, right?
Here's my credenza.
I haven't had to apply for a job
in a long time.
But yeah,
it's like a little floating structure with like a cartoon dolphin jumping at it.
I love it.
But the jams are sick as hell.
It's real good.
I always wonder with stuff like this, how does Rotifer, where did the process start to reissue all this stuff?
Yeah, because I'm pretty sure,
and I could be wrong,
that this guy still does stuff, right?
I'm not really sure.
I can pull up his Discogs page here.
I like how Liquid Crystal Love CDR is an unknown date.
It looks like he was putting out stuff in 2001.
Okay.
I mean, he's still relatively around.
Yeah, I don't know.
Relatively around.
But this is Rotor for number 62.
The cover art was done by Andrew Annenberg.
So we'll look that up.
We'll see if he also did Echo the Dolphin
or any work with early Sega CD games.
As if there were late Sega CD games.
The span of Sega CD was a very short one.
It was also on Genesis, evidently.
Sega Genesis?
The Echo of the Dolphin, yeah.
Yeah, it was.
All right, well, let's play a jam off of this tape.
Elixir by Asos, I-A-S-O-S, on Roto-Furcus Sets. Thank you. The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The Thank you. THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The Desert Island Discs © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Lots of little things.
Joby likes lots of little things.
I do.
To eat.
Yasos, elixir.
Yasos, we looked up.
If you go to his website.
He fucking said that.
Yasos.NetscapeNavigator.
It looks like it's probably on Netscape.
Does it have a neon green
counter at the bottom?
The background is a gradient that goes from
pink to purple.
There's a lot of stock.
You choose the line break
gifs.
You're talking tech talk now.
This isn't that segment, Mike.
With all the links on top.
News, products, video, fun stuff.
Fun stuff.
What's on fun stuff again?
Links.
It says pronounced, and it shows you how to pronounce it.
Yasos.
Is that the links section?
Right now it's just like, Yahoo.com.
Joe, you were asking if he's still doing stuff.
More recently, he's been focusing on creating celestial visuals.
Celestial visuals.
Yasos.
Check them out.
It's pretty good.
May this site be a refreshing oasis for your innermost being.
So does that mean he's doing like, what is celestial?
That means like.
That's the sky.
The sky.
Space and stuff.
So he's doing.
I think specifically space.
Space.
The stars.
Not earth.
Not earth.
Everything except earth.
Yes.
Okay. Well no. We're in Everything except Earth. Yes. Okay.
Well, no.
We're in the celestial body.
Celestial?
That's a word.
Dave, just so you know, there is a links page.
Oh, there is a links page?
Yeah, there is a links page.
Wait.
Tell me some of the links.
Time Travelers, a site focusing just on time travel.
What?
Secret anti-gravity aerospace
craft.
Healing sounds.
I'd check out all this shit.
Those all sound good.
Yeah, this is...
I'm into this.
Alright, well let's move on.
Moving on. Roto for Put That Out
I believe somewhat recently.
You can probably still grip it from them.
All right, Dave.
You want to go next?
I can go next.
I guess.
Fork.
Fork.
Oh, fork, like S-O-R-K.
All right.
Yeah, I can handle that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Put the brakes on, boys.
We're not going to play regular fork.
No?
We're not going to play the kind of fork that you eat with.
We're not going to play the kind of fork that's in a road.
There's another kind.
There's two kinds of forks?
There's a fork spelled P-H.
Like a fat fork?
Like a fish. Like a fat fork? Like a fish.
Like a fat fork.
Like the cool, like the hip fork.
The hip fork's like, nah, man, I'm getting a fork.
Nah, man, I'm using a fork.
I'm getting forked.
I'm getting forked.
Is that a thing, man?
We're getting forked after school today.
We're getting forked tonight.
This is a tape, a new one on NNA, correct?
Yes.
You got it.
NNA. Let me say it i love which covers
yeah i have to say i'm really surprised that it took this long to do the the earth to do the earth
on an nna cover yeah i was thinking that too when i first saw it and i was thinking they should do
a series a solar system series where it's every planet in a box set. That would have been good.
Oh, in a box, that would have been even...
I like it because the painted, you know, they do the painted shell label.
Earth tones.
It's earth tones.
Oh, yeah, that's nice.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
I want you to keep going.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's what I was talking about.
I was talking about this earlier to you, Dave.
Did you look at this yet?
I didn't see the inside.
Don't take it out yet.
Because I was saying to you also, before you got here, Joe, I was talking about this earlier to you, Dave. Did you look at this yet? I didn't see the inside. Don't take it out yet. Because I was saying to you also, before you got here, Joe, I was talking to Dave about
this tape, and I was about to mention the inside of the J card, and then I didn't.
I figured...
Wait until it got discovered?
Wait until we were all here.
Man.
Is that one of those decal bullet holes?
Decal bullet holes that you put on the back of your car.
Yes.
Not that you put on the back of your car.
It's like a bed.
You were getting on my case about lens flare that's like that's definitely like a paintbrush
they worked on this though depth look at that depth that looks real you open up the j card
and it's got like the earth you know they just turn aesthetics on its head and there's like this
gray bullet bullet hole there's a quote from elvis in Elvis in here. Elvis Costello or Presley?
I don't know. It just says Elvis, so I'm assuming Presley.
Here I am, so close,
yet so far from paradise.
We miss you, Elvis.
Did you just
smell the microphone, Joe?
Yeah, it was like a cry.
Oh, like you're sniffing up a tear.
Yeah.
I thought you were smelling your microphone. Yeah, it was like a crying. Oh, like you're sniffing up a tear. Yeah. Okay.
I thought you were smiling at your microphone.
Saw some Elvis LPs at the farmer's market.
They got to be worth some money.
Oh, yeah.
Those and Beatles?
Yeah, man.
Pick those up right away.
People love the Beatles.
They only made like millions of those.
People heard of that band before.
The Beatles.
I listened to this tape already.
It's really good.
The whole new NNA batch is pretty decent.
I don't know where they are because I don't have them right in front of me.
Dave got the Freddie got finger tape.
I got the Justin Meyer tape.
Why do I want to say Freddie Rupert?
Is it Freddie Rupert?
You are correct.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Yeah, this is good because it's like the Freddie Rupert one is like, you know,
the 10-A thing, but it's like Texan circle.
Yeah, it's just black Texan circle.
Now, let me see the shell on that.
What did they do?
There's one quote in this text that says, tell me about your mom.
Another Elvis one, right?
Let me see the shell.
I want to know, is it just black and white painted?
And what color is the name on the spine?
No, there's some silver and blue on there.
What color is the name on the spine of that Freddy Rupert?
Like a graphite.
Like a light graphite.
I'm a like.
All right, well, let's play a little bit from this fork.
P-H-O-R-K.
The cool forkK The cool fork
cassette on
NNA number 56
Tape is called
Entertainment
And here it is
How do you spell it?
You spell entertainment just the regular way I can do it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. And we're back.
Fork.
Fork.
The cool fork.
The cool fork.
That's a really good tape.
That's the kind of fork you eat with.
No, no, no, no.
Not the kind of fork in the road, as we already said.
You don't have to go over all that again, Dave.
Well.
I think our listeners are bright enough to pick it up.
I'm going to rewind this.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Joby, what do you got?
There's some cuts off this radio people tape.
Nightclub.
Nightclub.
Oh, Treasure Records.
I've never heard of this label before.
Is that the first release on Treasure Records?
I think that's a new label.
It just says Treasure Records 2013.
Let's talk about the logo for Treasure Records.
You guys want to hit up the Luna Lounge after this?
Get a little dance on?
Yeah, I'll do that.
What's that?
A goblin slash troll?
It's like a little treasure troll.
A little treasure troll.
But they have the little gems in their bellies.
There's a little gummy gem on the front.
Look at that.
I like that little guy.
I feel like that one and that logo and the logo
from Tasty Soil
and the logo from... Who put out that mothcock
tape? You always gotta bring mothcock
into everything. I know. Jesus Christ.
I know.
Right there.
Hasu Mountain. I feel like those three
logos could all hang out.
I like the Hasu Mountain one. They could have a little
cartoon together.
That one's like Revenge of the
Killer Tomatoes or
something.
I keep these two
tapes next to each
other because the
little logos are like
little goblins, little
ghoulies hanging out.
Remember ghoulies
when it came out of
the toilet?
I think you're
thinking ghoulies
too.
Ghoulies too, yeah.
It's ghoulies too,
but it's still ghoulies.
That's like the
cover, right?
The cover has them
coming out of the
toilet.
I remember.
Our radio people, sam goldberg from ohio i have to say you're in for a treat you're in for a treat this is a good tape this is a good one nice i really like hand that over dave
i really like the cover of this it's all just a it's just a black cover with that little LED backlit switch.
Yeah, it's a switch, right?
That's all you see, yeah.
And then Radio People nightclub in green on the spine.
Oh, upside down back.
No, I don't think so.
I think that's...
Yeah, it is.
It should be like that.
When you look on the back of the spine, everything should be down.
Yep.
You shouldn't have to flip the tape over.
Everyone should be down.
You should be down.
Look at the cover.
You turn.
Clockwise turn.
You get to the spine.
Another one.
But Treasure Records, just as 2013, it doesn't have a release date or a release number.
Yeah.
Kind of a number.
But I think this is a fairly new label.
A fairly new label.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
So let's dive in here.
Radio people. Radio people. Nightclub. Nightclub. Treasure Records. think this is a fairly fairly new label yeah all right all right so let's dive in here radio people
nightclub nightclub treasure records Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. radio people god damn yeah that's a good one nightclub on treasure records i think that's just came out. Recorded at the Feather Coyote.
What?
In 2010.
Is that true?
No.
Oh, the Feather Coyote, that's the nightclub we used to go to.
Eat wingdings and things on a Friday night like this.
You mean Police Academy?
You guys say coyote.
I say coyote.
It's coyote.
No, it's coyote.
It's coyote.
Coyote.
Coyote.
Feathered. All right, I got... No, it's Coyote. It's Coyote. Coyote. Coyote. For the word.
All right, I got...
This is a classic jammer here from Chris...
I can't say...
Donofrio.
Donofrio.
I just can't bring myself to do it.
No, it's Donofrio.
Chris Donofrio's...
Stop being stupid.
Jesus Christ.
Project Reviver.
I think this is when we first met that dude years back.
Well, we got this...
I first saw this
at Brian from Pink Desert's
apartment that we stayed at
underneath the Greek guy
and he had a copy of this
this is when I first saw this
okay yeah
and then we met him
at No Fun Fest
when we went
okay
because he had those joints
with the clear
the clear yeah yeah yeah
beep that out Dave
look Dave
bleep that out
because my mom's listening
yeah yeah
hi mom
happy Mother's Day sorry I didn't call that's fucked up um no i went over there
and everything um but it's because they were making dinner it's a double good no they were
barbecuing but i didn't say it was a double double uh loop cassette dripping life leaderless
and you know i don't know we're gonna find. The one thing I don't get about it,
though, okay, so he's got like the double
high, you know, Noroco thing.
And that was the first time I ever saw one of these
cases. Oh, was it? Yeah.
Memories. Frozen in time.
The black J card, it just says Reviver
in silver ink. And then in the top
corner of the Noroco,
there's just a little piece of red felt.
What is that for? Let me see. Pure tactile. Can you pull it? Lookuko there's just a little piece of red felt what is that for let me see
pure tactile can you pull it yeah look at that just a little triangle
just a little yeah i'm surprised you're not all over this mike you don't like that tape in his
hands yeah it does so uh well these labels are peeling off with time yeah time hasn't been good
to these i'm surprised you haven't rubbed this down to the plastic
That's my fifth copy
This little felt grip right here
This is like the waffle grip
In fabric form
Let me see it
It's so hard to pull it out of my hand
But I don't understand
Did he have a bunch of these little red triangles
And then he just
I'm just going to paste those right on the corner I don't know Maybe like, did he have a bunch of these little red triangles? And then he just, I'm just going to paste those right on the corner.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I like it.
Maybe his mom was making a quilt.
Well, I'm putting it on the wrong side.
There's even a little thing that says play this side only.
All right, so let's play a little bit.
Band-Aid.
Reviver.
Yeah, there's the Band-Aid on the back.
Or the front.
Or the front, actually, yeah.
Loop cassette.
Give this a few loop-de-e doop dees here it is
not for you I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. I'm going to go ahead and do it. Jesus Christ. Chris Donofrio.
Donofrio.
Donofrio.
Yeah, it doesn't feel right when I say it like that.
I don't like it.
I don't change how I say it.
You do.
So that's, what, from 2006?
Yeah, it's got to be, right?
Maybe earlier.
I'm not sure.
If he has any more of these little felt triangles,
he might be able to get another copy.
All right, Dave.
My turn?
Use's turn.
I got to chew this chip real quick.
Real quick.
There you go. Can't edit that out.
We're live.
Ooh, I feel that breeze. That's nice.
It is a nice little breeze, isn't it?
What's that with our windows open?
That's good stuff.
Come on, Dave. I'm gonna do...
Cold listen
on this one? Not a cold listen cold listen oh you listen to that tape
already what do you got i'm gonna play this uh oh that let's talk about this for a second yeah
we're gonna play james on the cover is that how to talk about this pencil drawing like a 12 year
old pencil drawing of rick james did a little perusal of this guy a little bit earlier oh you did oh yeah it's on the internets this is taped by prada in oregon or oregon oregon dave well if you're
talking about oregon trail it's the oregon trail oregon trail no it's the oregon trail oregon to
oregon this is the day's doing i call it oregon trail yeah are we doing a bit right now no that's
how you that's what i call it yeah oregon trail like i a bit right now? No, that's how you say it.
Yeah, Oregon Trail.
Like I call it Oregon Trail.
Oregon Trail?
Yeah.
It sounds better.
I know it's Oregon, but also...
It's Portland.
Oregon.
Oregon.
And then there's the video game Oregon Trail.
Newark.
Newark.
I also say...
Fuck, what is it?
You say words stupid.
Illinois.
No, I have one.
Oh, Dartmouth. Dartmouth University. Dartmouth. It's stupid. Illinois. No, I have one.
Dartmouth.
Dartmouth University.
Dartmouth.
It's Dartmouth.
Dartmouth.
All right.
Anyway.
Anyway.
New things while you're over there. Let's talk about more things I don't like.
You say Prada and Oregon.
Joe, I want you to inspect.
Let's talk about this artwork for a little bit.
This might be the worst artwork I've ever seen.
It's pretty bad.
It's pretty bad.
There's the tipping point where it becomes the best.
This does not hit that tipping point.
No, I think it's close.
It might.
Mike, let it grow on you a little bit.
I think this is pretty good.
Let's hash this out.
Yeah, let's talk about it a little bit and then tell me what you think.
The drop shadow behind it.
Hold on.
So there's a drawing on the front of a guy with a thin mustache.
Rick James. It's like a pencil
drawing like rick james he's got jerry cole growing yeah he's got the the thin mustache
like an early olympian i don't know i don't know if i early olympians and there's like a
pink marbled background well let's not go off the picture yet it's like
a third grader drew it right yeah a lot of attention are paid to
the lips put like three hours in the shade right now there's somebody sitting there with like a
like a smock on and like what is the thing that holds all the different paint on it a palette
and they've like aided those pictures all around and they're like all really hard listening to
this the lips like let me take a look.
Had to get those down.
Those took a lot of work. They started with the lips.
Yeah, those took a lot of work.
And then they went to the little mustache.
There's a little...
It does look like Rick James.
Really defined...
And Adam's apple as well here.
All right, so you have that on...
Remember the Eddie Murphy video for...
What's Up With You?
No.
Party All the time.
Oh, yeah.
That was the other one.
He walks down the alley and then just walks into the studio where they're just recording
a song.
Yeah, and puts his headphones on and just goes right in.
Just goes right in.
And Rick James is like, you know, gives him a high five and then goes right in.
So good.
So this pencil drawing.
Now, notice it's not just on top of a pink background.
There's a drop shadow there.
No, it's floating.
It's floating.
There's a drop shadow.
And the rose border.
A rose border as if you went to a really bad Greek restaurant at 2 in the morning,
and the menu would have appetizers spelled wrong,
and it would have that border going around it.
And the border's going around everything.
It's like there's a border on the back flap there's the border on
the front is there a border on the inside yeah no this is awful the font is the one of the worst
yeah and the white okay hold on all caps white all caps and also it's like oh is it like off to
the left it's like you notice how it's like really close to the border on one side?
Yeah, it's aligned to the left.
This is like the place that makes the menus for really bad diners design this.
I don't want to, and the font is like, I don't know what font that is, but it's really bad.
No, it's bad.
Disco fries.
Disco fries. really bad no it's bad disco fries i do really like this label auditory field theory a good
label and uh puts out awesome stuff and like this is a good tape me and dave were listening to a
little bit earlier it's a good it's you know it's a weird zoinker yeah it's a good one but it's
really bad but yeah there i can't really put my finger on what's going on here with the artwork there's it's um you know like the spine
the spine the pointer on this is the list of the things i like lee's lee's just much lee's just
just enough room drop shadows to put in all caps the title his past of heaven slash Floor Permanence slash Herlufa.
Herlufa.
Is the name of the tape?
Of the tape, yeah.
It makes me angry.
It's so bad.
It kind of makes me angry.
I want to hear the sounds.
You want to hear the sounds?
No, it's a good tape.
I'm going to say it's a good tape.
Well, we wouldn't be playing it if it wasn't a good tape.
Right.
And I wouldn't listen to it again.
But I'm not going to sit here and lie and say, wow, someone really did a good job with that rose it's just not good no it's just
it's just really bad but uh auditory field theory number six came out this year uh we'll play a
little bit off of prada and oregon Here it is. Thank you. so so
so I don't know. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so I don't know. That was
Prada and Oregon Trail.
Oregon Trail.
I used to love that game.
Are you going to cross the river?
What was it called?
The river?
You have to float across it.
I liked hunting.
What do you do?
Forge a river?
Forge?
What do you do to a river?
You forge it.
Do you forge it?
Like out of steel?
You forge things out of metal.
You fork it.
Fork it.
Make two.
With pH.
With pH. Speaking of Oregon. That all comes around Make two. With pH. With pH.
Speaking of Oregon.
That all comes around.
That's why you played that tape.
What do they call it in the joke where they come back to the thing?
The reach around.
I don't know if that's...
The callback.
Good reach around, Dave.
Good reach around, Dave.
Thank you.
Speaking of Oregon Trail.
See, that tape was...
I love that tape.
That was a good tape.
Yeah, it was good.
I like doing...
When you hunt an Oregon Trail,
I just go in a circle and hit the
pow-pow button.
So it just makes a big...
Pow-pow button? The shoot button.
Pow-pow button. That's the shoot button.
When Dave was, you know...
You just stand in the center.
Here's the way that you hunt an Oregon Trail.
You stand in the center,
spin in a circle, and just shoot.
And it makes a big spray,
and you're bound to hit something every time.
So I just googled
Forge a River, and the first thing that came up
was a question.
Do you forge or ford a river in the game
Oregon Trail?
Are you serious?
And it says
you forge the river in the game. You you forge it oh all right like you fake it
yeah you forge it yeah yeah you act like you're going comes from you oh that makes sense because
children use their parent it's a long story dave i wouldn't understand you wouldn't understand
about getting over rivers there's like signatures and I'm sure that just gets into like bank stuff.
Yeah, that's where Wells Fargo came from.
All right, I want to play this tape.
I want to play Oregon Trail.
I want to play Lemonade State.
You're going to get a kick out of trying to pronounce this one.
Well, let me see.
What do you got?
Grip, gefest, and cling.
Keep going.
I don't know if you're going to stop or not.
Tweezpalt der Zeeling Undergrons Gelud
Is this all the name of the project?
I have no idea
What is this tape?
Something Jeff found
I think it comes with this little transparency
With this little tablet
Oh wait, I remember this from the mailbag
Now, hold on
I just saw someone post about this tape on Facebook
Not that long ago
And then with a newsprint little insert
I think
Grip, Gafest, and Kling is the name of the project
It is the people, yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, what?
No, Grip
Grip, Gafest, and Kling
Grip, Gafest, and Kling is the name of the project.
Kling!
Hair Akkadad.
Hair?
Har Akkadad.
No, the hair is probably right.
Is the name of the label, right?
Yeah.
Hair Komodan.
Hair of the dog.
Hair of the dog.
I'm not understanding the effect they used on the text.
I like it a lot.
Yeah?
It's a little morph.
Warp.
Warp, yeah. Oh, I didn't read the back. Let me try to do that I like it a lot. Yeah, it's like a little morph. Warp. Warp, yeah.
Oh, I didn't read the back. Let me try to do that.
Give it a shot.
Cermonstande, polykryl,
look how many
A's are in that one.
Spot on, Joe. Grafarde is four
A's. In a row?
Well, two in a row, F,
two in a row.
So not four in a row. Two long A's.
Well, there's four A's.
No one said they were in a row.
I like this cover.
Grappard A?
Picture of a bedroom with this purple and gold striped sheets on the bed
and like green wallpaper.
Yeah, I like that too.
Do you think undergrounds?
Yeah, I think undergrounds. Well, you don't think that, Dave? Do you think undergrounds yeah i think undergrounds well you don't think
that do you think that translates to underground yes or 100 and what if it's just like a little
bit off like it's actually like undergarments and it's undergrounds underground you get your You got your undergrounds on? Undergrounds. Claus. Claus.
Come in and put on your undergrounds, Claus.
It's call aside.
I'm wearing my undergrounds.
Ones you like.
All right, well, let's play something off of this.
Grip of Confessing Kling.
That was right.
We'll have to look this up and see why we're playing it,
if that is the name of the project.
We're going to look this up and see why we're playing it If that is the name of the project We're gonna look this up and see why we're playing it
No see if that while we're playing it
Oh I think it said while we're playing it
Why were we playing this
What's going on
Good question
What do you got Joe
I got nothing
I thought maybe it was the people's names
But one guy's name is David Edron
And this guy's name is Bent Von Bent.
I peed myself a little bit when he said that.
You crazy kooks.
All right, well, let's...
Hogan!
All right, here's a little bit of this tape.
We'll look it up and see all the exact info
and hopefully have it when we get back.
Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, that's a trailer for a boy thing.
And we're back.
That was...
Guffenstein von Kling.
Now, what is it called?
You were pretty close.
The Kling is definitely in there.
It's, uh...
It took me a while.
Like, it's all fucked up on Discogs.
It says the name of...
I don't want to get into it.
Gripped, Confessed, and Cling.
Cassette on Hair Agadot.
Oh, Hair Agadot, yeah.
Number five.
I don't think we got too much into it
when we were just rambling moments ago.
But really nice packaging for this.
It just comes in your standard Noroco
with a standard J card,
but the imagery on the J card is pretty awesome.
And there's a little transparency,
like in a thing here with like,
yeah,
the tablet on it,
that kind of slides in a newsprint,
a little insert.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Like a,
I can't see over here.
The insert is like,
it's a,
it's a tall skinny.
It's like,
it feels like you'd be waiting for it when you have to fill that little slot.
Yeah, good tip.
What do they call those?
There's a name for this.
No, the long piece.
Cassettes?
The long piece in Tetris, they have a name for it.
It has a name?
I think it has a name, yeah.
I don't think that's in my's treatment of Tetris the Movie.
Well, that's not going to do Tetris the Movie.
We'll be here all night.
I like that it's his treatment.
His treatment.
I haven't finished it yet.
It's still in production.
All right.
I'm going to go here.
Got this tape.
SickSick put out a new batch about three weeks ago or so.
A new motion sickness of Time travel tape.
A former selves tape, which is a ripper.
A split for a project.
I know, it's beaut, right?
A split for me as weather with Franklin Teagle's project,
Cenote Glow.
Fuck you.
A few other things.
But this Cray tape was in that batch I
never heard of the project it's done by someone named Ross Healy shits gray tape
just an is another example how many different tape like designs for tapes
are there for the actual shell so many is that so many. Is that imprinted or is that engraved?
These little bubbles that I want to be able to touch and feel,
but they're on the inside.
Yeah, wait.
They are on the inside.
And I think this A is also on the inside
because that's smoother for top of it.
Or is it printed?
That's what I want to know.
Do you think it's printed on top of it?
I don't think it's printed.
It looks like...
No, it's not printed. It looks like it's like on top of it? I don't think it's printed. It looks like...
No, it's not printed.
It is...
It looks like it's like
an etched in...
Embossed or debossed.
Yeah.
Well, Mike,
run your fingers over that
and see if it comes off.
I already did, my friend.
It doesn't come off?
Actually, it may have been like...
No, you know what?
Definitely, it's in there
because you can see it
when I put light behind it.
You can see, like, the shadows.
Yeah, so who's making that tape?
Portuguese.
They make a good tape. They make a good tape.
They make a good tape, those Portuguese.
And this is what's crazy.
Never seen a tape look like that before in my life.
No.
At least haven't been looking for one.
I haven't seen it.
I think I would know that one, because that's not standard looking.
When I first pulled it out, I thought it was like a Maxwell C90 or something.
That you just get, you know, one of wrapped up in
Kmart or something.
Quit taking it away from me.
And then these little
Target things.
Yeah, what are those?
Crazy.
The J car for this is pretty incredible as well.
It's like one side of the paper is like a reflective
silver and the other side is just like a flat white.
With these plankton type?
Yeah, those are like plankton type drawings on the inside.
And then on the outside, more of that, but it's like,
what is it, like black on silver?
I can't really tell.
I can't tell if it's silver on black or black on silver.
I think it's black on silver.
It looks like black on silver, I guess.
It's awesome.
And the tape is incredible.
I don't know really much about who Cray is.
Appears to have quite a number of releases.
Oh, it looks like Rocket Machine put out something by him and Digitalis.
Digitalis.
Digitalis.
Digitalis. Dig youris. Digitalis.
Digitalis.
Dig your tails off.
So let's jump into this cray tape called Digest 54 on SixSec.
Did I get this homeowner tape from you?
I think't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Cray.
Cray.
Digest 54.
That was a good tape.
That was really good.
That whole tape is pretty solid. Sick Sick. sick sick sick sick yeah that shit was cray oh sick sick i wish we had these tapes for
the food and beer episode they do those um the first recipe that's we should have had those tapes
yeah um it's i'm very intrigued by what those are. Yeah, me too. It's so funny because it's just like one take of the person just saying like,
you will need two cloves of garlic.
It's just them saying like a recipe, right?
Yeah.
And see what's, like what length tape are we doing?
It's a short one.
It's a short one.
It's a C10 maybe.
C10.
Something like that, yeah.
A couple recipes.
One recipe.
This one's for like a red sauce
But uh
I wrote a little bit
I asked them
Uh
About a little bit
About those tapes
That they're doing
And it's up
Something's on the
Tabsout.com
Website
Meals on Reels
That's what it's called?
Meals on Reels?
That's what I
That's the name of the article
Oh okay
Article with air quotes
Air quotes
Meals on Reels
You know Shitting out words On the internet Typing some stuff Not really called an article That's the name of the article. Oh, okay. Article with air quotes. Air quotes. That's unreal.
Shitting out words on the internet, typing some stuff.
I don't know what I really call it, an article.
I don't really know if I can make an article.
Article.
Article of clothing.
I can make an article of clothing.
You could?
No.
Like a scarf.
A scarf.
Yeah. I'll make a scarf.
A scarf's easy.
I can make a scarf anytime.
Yeah, a whole bolt.
And then I rip a section.
Forge the bolt.
And then there you go.
That neck is warm.
Tell me it's not warm.
Warmer than yours.
Dave, what do you got?
Speaking of warm necks, what do you got, Dave?
I have a warm neck.
That's what they called you in high school.
Old warm neck scared of jelly.
Hey, here comes old warm neck.
Because you're so close to the vents.
You're always so warm.
How did it rise this day?
Well, you know.
Mike knows all about being real warm too in the front row of an Adam and his Package show in a garage.
A little summer singing top of his lungs.
Yeah, because that was cool.
Did you see that tape?
I saw that.
Oh, you did? Who has it? I saw that. I'm'm not gonna tell you chris has it he has like five he has what are they no like you know chris
cross comes over and borrows things uh-huh and then you never see them again right dave sees
them again obviously i never i never get them back some some footy of you? Yeah, from, I guess, that would have been, what? Like, 1999, 98?
Not too much hair on his face.
Yeah.
Nice.
Not too much hair.
A little bit.
Not much.
No, you would have had some chops.
I could see your cheeks.
It was real thin.
I kept it close.
Yeah.
Well, you know, it was in my formative years.
All right, Dave, what tape do you want to play?
Let's play this Transfixed movement tape
Who's that Tony Polino
Tony Polino
No it's
Pelliano
Pelliano still sounds Italian
Is it Pelliano
No it's Polino right
I don't know Pelliano still sounds Italian right
Like Pelliano
Don Pelliano Yo where Italian, right? Like Pelliano. Pelliano.
Don Pelliano.
Pellino.
Yeah, where's that tape?
Hand that over.
He sent three copies of these over to us.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
There's three of us here.
Now we each get one.
Every time you send one, we get into a fist fight.
Dave, send me that tape.
The transfix movement.
What's it called?
Expanding, collapsing.
What's it called?
Collapsing, expanding. one of those is right expand it collapse expanding a lot of synth stuff tonight yeah yeah yeah it is a little synth heavy tonight
it's a fun instrument it is fun it's fun it's wacky is wacky. He just self-released this in an edition of 50, right?
Hmm.
Is this numbered?
Yes, 50.
25 out of 50.
Oh, dead center.
That's a nice one.
Dead center.
Let me see that.
Oh, it feels dead center.
That's level.
One, two, three.
That's level.
We still have a complaint.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where's one, two, and three?
Yeah, come on, Tony Pagliano.
So there's 20, what, 24 people better than us? on, Tony Pagliano. So there's 24 people better than us?
Yeah, who's better than me?
Who's better than Joe?
Pretty good job on this.
I really like the...
Oh, the artwork's great?
Yeah.
For first tape, too.
It all came together nice.
See the weather method drone first tape.
It's a beaut.
It's a sight for sore eyes.
Yeah. first tape. It's a beaut. It's a sight for sore eyes.
Is that the one that was tied to a piece of
cardboard with a piece of yellow twine?
Oh no, that's just a weather
tape, right? That's an early weather tape.
Don't get rid of that. That's good material
on there.
I'd say I had a couple weather and method drone
tapes that sat under the
seat of
my Ford for quite a long time.
Not intentionally.
They just fell back there.
He's a pickup man.
You are a pickup man.
I can see you in a pickup car.
No, no, no, no.
This was a little Ford.
This was a little Ford Escort.
Oh, Ford Escort.
Oh, okay.
And you had a Hulk on the roof.
That's what's happening.
It's the roof. That's what it said. Get stuck out.
All right, well, let's get into this.
I used to do that with...
I had an Acura before that.
That's what he drove me.
I had an Acura before that,
and I used to do that with the sunroof.
Really?
I used to stick my head out of the sunroof.
No, you didn't.
I mean, you know,
I had to stretch to get myself up there.
Not much. Not much. All right, well, let's play this tape from Tony. no you didn't i mean you know i had to stretch to get myself up there not much
not much all right well let's play this tape from tony never gets old don't look it's kind of fun
it's kind of fun to do transfixed movement is the name of the project oh i want to talk about
something serious for a second okay well hold on let me put this tape down hold on turn the lights
off i don't want to all right lights off. All right. What?
So my father.
Your real father?
Not my real father.
This is what I'm talking about.
My dad just became friends with me on Facebook, so you guys cannot put things about my fucking
If that's the case, let me go in there right now and post a huge dick under the wall.
No, you can't put things about, like, it's not your real dad.
Why not?
He might not like that.
Why?
Joe, this is what you do.
He's not secure in his position?
No.
Go on Facebook.
Go on Facebook.
Next post you make, make a custom list.
Block everybody you don't want to see it.
And then go in your Facebook settings and block.
You have to prove everything on your timeline.
There's an option to prove everything that gets put in your timeline.
I'm just going to delete it.
Dave's cyber tips.
I hate that shit.
I don't like sharing shit with my family on Facebook.
I don't like sharing shit with my coworkers on Facebook.
So I'm obviously gonna, you know.
So yeah, it's my old man.
Yeah.
But then I forget what I posted.
Something.
Well, it's harsh noise walls.
You made some sort of remark that was something about.
Oh, yeah.
There was like somebody put up something with like your last name on it. You made some sort of remark That was something about Oh yeah there was Like
Somebody put up something
With like your last name on it
Like a
Yeah it was the banner
Like a banner
Said Breitenbach
And I said
Is that a magic rug
That you're gonna sit on
And try to do a spell
To get your
Repairants to come back
Yeah don't do that anymore
Don't do that
He commented on that
Did he?
I'm asking you
No no no
But he
You look horrified
Oh Then I would've been like Ah No no He didn't comment on that. Did he? I'm asking you. No, no, no, no. But he's horrified.
Oh, then I would have been like, oh!
No, no, he didn't comment on that.
Okay.
Okay, I'm probably going to, I'll... Mike made a joke about...
Now I'm definitely going to do something, yeah.
Mike made a joke about betting my mother.
Which one?
My real mother on Facebook.
I'm friends with my mom on Facebook.
Wait, what did I do?
I had to yell at...
So, I'm with you, Joe.
I had to yell at Mike, too.
What did I do?
You said something about...
I don't know.
Something about fucking my mom or something.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
That sounds about right.
Yeah.
And then I deleted it right away, and you were like, why did you delete that?
That was good stuff.
Because I'm friends with my mom on Facebook.
A workshop in material.
Yeah.
Mom jokes are funny until your mom hears it.
Then it's bad.
Then it's bad.
What does any of this have to do with this transfix movement cassette?
I don't know.
It just popped in there.
Okay.
Well, let's pop this cassette.
That's the way these conversations go, Mike.
Is this the end of the night?
I don't think so.
Well, you thought wrong.
Yeah, it's the end of the night.
Oh, is this the last thing?
This is going out.
This is the last one.
All right. Well, let's go out with this then.
Transmix Movement, Tony Pelliano.
Tony Pelliano.
Tony Peanuts.
And this is his first debut cassette, right?
Number one.
Yeah, number one.
Debut cassette, yeah.
Okay, so that's it.
That's number 26.
You know you can complete a Rubik's Cube
in 26 moves or less?
Yeah.
Always.
No matter what the position of the cubes are,
26 moves or less.
Alright.
You don't say.
Alright, well thanks for Christanofrio.
I'm not saying it.
Donofrio, I'm not saying it.
For doing the intro.
Episode 26. Oh yeah, I got a question the intro episode 26 oh yeah i got a question
before we go out i got a question joe did you bring those boxes yeah you did yeah all right
we are very close to finishing the first tabs out subscription series tape the after room tape
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All right, episode 26.
That's it.
Bye. Transfix movement. I'm going to take a quick test. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. so I'm going to go back to the Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.