Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #28 | 6.22.13
Episode Date: June 22, 2013Latelatelatenight, Tether, deLarge, Massprod, Sterile Garden, Flesh Coffin, Bary Center, Occasional Detriot, Mark Bradley, Cody Yantis, Indian Weapons, Husher, German Army, Daniel Bachman and Ian McC...olm, Microflourescence, Jailbird, and Outer Space.
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Hey, it's Ben at Dog Days Tapes. I'm on vacation right now. Just relaxing. About to take this toke. And, you know, if that's what you like to do, that's cool. Go ahead or have some wizard smoke. Just, you know, you could drink a few brew dogs.
Get a cheese plate ready
or like a
meat board or something.
Find a nice chair.
Coming up,
got some new
weirdo DIY music. You're listening
to the Tabs Out Cassette podcast. Music Back in my day, we went out dancing.
That's not like an Indian Felicudi.
It's Omar Suleiman.
Oh, Omar Suleiman.
Used to go out to the club.
Used to go dancing.
But on a weekend, nice tube top, nice pair of Keds.
Go out afterward, get a nice root beer float. Get a weekend. Nice tube top, nice pair of Keds. Go on afterward.
Get a nice root beer float.
Get a malt.
Yeah, get a nice malt.
Yeah, a nice malt and a burger.
Get a nice, like an ice cream thing that's a challenge and beat the whole thing.
Your meal's free.
The kitchen sink.
Yeah, exactly.
Episode 28.
28.
Tabs out cassette podcast.
Episode number 28.
Ben from Dog Taste Tastes doing the intro there.
What is a meat board?
A meat board is a board made out of assorted meats.
Okay, it's not a skateboard made out of meat.
No, no, no.
Imagine doing a kickflip on that thing.
You got your pepperonis.
You got your prosciuttos.
Yeah.
And it's called a meat board.
A meat board.
You got a couple of vinegar peppers on the side.
Yeah, with the salted cured meats.
Okay. Duh. Real gross. Obviously. Just a plate of vinegar peppers on the side. Yeah, with the salted cured meats. Okay.
Duh.
Real gross.
Obviously.
Just a plate of white people's skin.
Sounds good.
What, is it like on a cutting board?
I mean, it's not on a, like a, yeah.
Because a cheese plate is on a plate.
Yeah, that's why it's a cheese plate.
But a meat board.
They do have cheese boards, though. Huh. Cheese plate. Yeah, that's why it's a cheese plate. But a meat board. They do have cheese boards, though.
Huh.
Cheese plank.
Yeah, cheese plank.
I like a good hummus platter.
Yeah, what, the Mediterranean platter?
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Yeah, I like that a lot, too.
You know, a little bit too much oil for my liking.
Throw some stuffed grape leaves on that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Throw some stuffed grape leaves on that.
Good one.
Good freestyle, Joe.
Mocking me or freestyling?
No, then I was going to...
Then just bought a Cadillac.
Throw some stuff of grape leaves on that, but it was a little too long.
Yeah, throw some stuff of grape leaves onto that.
Yeah, it's too much.
Yeah, it's too much.
Long bar.
A long bar.
All right.
Episode 28.
Who wants to start this one off?
I'm going first. You're going? Okay. Okay. Jesus Christ. Everybody, back start this one off? I'm going first.
You're going?
Okay.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
Everybody, back off Joe's meat board.
Easy, everybody.
Easy.
So I want to play something off.
I think it's two cuts.
Two strips of bacon.
They all kind of go into each other.
You brought this tape before, right?
You know, I brought it last week, but we didn't play it.
Okay.
Yeah, because we talked about the inside of this J card last time.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is Late, Late, night oh after leno after after um after
conan after after jimmy kimmel what the infomercials after the after the infomercials
the tape is called biotechnical oh wait, wait. Hold on. Biotechno-Infospherical Integration.
There's a lot of stuff going on there.
Oh, my cousin...
This is on Rotifer.
It's a booming industry.
Dusty Springfield studied that at DeVry.
At DeVry.
So, yeah, this is on Rotifer.
Rotifer's got some good stuff that they've been sending us.
Yeah, man.
They're an awesome label.
I think I've probably talked before.
I still jam my Paul Harris tape like every day.
Yeah?
Yeah. Love it. I just hate the inserts. The little tiny Yeah, man. They're an awesome label. I think I've probably talked before. tape like every day. Yeah. Yeah.
Love it.
I just hate the inserts.
The little tiny inserts, yeah.
With the handwritten text
because everything else
is so awesome.
Yeah.
But whatever.
Yeah, the artwork
for all Rotor For The Loose
is really nice.
I'm surprised you
didn't throw it out.
Oh, the insert
on the back side,
it's a full color image
that goes,
it's like the same image
that's on the cassette label.
Yeah.
That's awesome. Yeah, I like that. It's a little green bubbly mess going on. I think it's like the same image that's on the cassette label. Yeah. That's awesome.
Yeah, I like that.
It's a little green bubbly mess going on.
I think it's a little fractal.
I don't know.
I like a fractal.
Yeah, I like a good fractal here and there.
You know anything about this artiste?
You know what?
I don't.
Know nothing?
Don't want to know nothing.
Don't want to know nothing.
All right.
Side A.
This is a mind game that's playing with me because it's a gold foil tape.
You know, the gold foil inlay with the label on top of it.
The green label on top of it.
It gives a nice...
I'm passing out.
Don't shine it in the light.
That looks awesome.
You can burn ants with that thing.
You can.
Well, don't, Dave.
I'm just saying you could if you wanted to.
Don't do that, but you could.
Well, they're getting all over your meat plate.
Yeah, they're on the meat plate, man.
Is this queued up right here?
Yeah, it's queued up.
Okay.
And what is it called?
Late, late, late, late, late night.
Late, late, late, late.
One word.
Late, late, late night.
Goddamn.
The Biotechno Infospherical Integration Cassette.
Integortion? Oh, Dave, you're going to like this one. This is going to get you
all hot and bothered. Roto for Cassettes number
69.
His mustache likes that.
Dave's got a new mustache button. I already posted a picture
of it on Twitter. Real close?
You can see my boogers.
Alright, let's get into this.
Turn that up. It's going to start right away.
Alright, here we go. Let's get into this i gotta turn that up it's gonna start right away all right here we go let's get this timing go
my apologies i am sorry Thank you. Hurt me. Thank you. Thank you. All right, that was late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late late night jamming. That is some late night jamming. Late, late, late night jamming.
That tape's really good, too.
There's a lot of changes and different style stuff.
What was that?
Now, remember MTV used to have that thing?
Yo MTV Raps.
No, it was real late at night.
The real world.
Like two o'clock.
Singled out.
120 minutes?
Keep going.
You'll figure it out eventually.
120 minutes?
No, no, no.
Just say Julie.
It was real late at night.
They would play like...
Liquid television.
They would play techno music and it would just be like visuals.
Oh, no, I don't remember that.
You don't remember that?
I wasn't allowed to stay up that late.
That's when you would drop ass and turn the TV off.
I know what you're talking about.
I don't remember what it was called, but I know what you're talking about.
Stuff like that would never remind me of something that would be on that.
Yeah.
Who's going now?
You want to go clockwise or counterclockwise?
Holy shit.
I'll do a European style.
Oh, which is...
I'll go because I already have a tape here that I want to play.
You got your little feisty little hands on.
I'm going to play this tether tape that came out recently on Decoro Records.
What a story, Mark.
From Italy.
Thank you.
This is a dope jam.
This is Pac. You know Pac?
No, I don't know Pac, but you were telling me about
Pac. Pac.
Pac. Pac. This is Pac.
P-A-K.
P-A-K. Pac's new project.
Pac?
Pac. Tether.
It's like loops
and a lot of tape loops and weird mangled effects.
I'm really digging the color of this cassette show.
Yeah, I really like it.
It's like minty green.
Liz described this as a, I asked her what color she thought it was.
She said dusty green, which I believe I went to high school with dusty green.
Yeah, you made fun of them by the loading ducts.
You said that joke before.
I know, but that's why it gets better
I like how it's screwless as well
It's got a little dimple right where the screw should be
This is nice
It's a nice looking tape
It's looking pretty pretty
You like it Joe?
It got Joe going
This is like mint chocolate chip
Definitely mint chocolate chip
There's the chocolate chip
For reference We've discussed this before Because all of Dokoro's chocolate chip yeah there's a chocolate chip there's a chocolate chip right there for reference
we've we've uh discussed this before whether or not because all of decoro's um cassettes have
the label like logo on the front imprinting on it yeah and we but it's always fucked up yeah we
and we've discussed whether or not it's imprinted on there or stamped on there uh i got to the bottom
i had my people get to the bottom of the case what'd they say the cassettes are pro dubbed and he hand stamps the decor logo on there so he gets the blank tapes
and hand stamps it on there so that's why it's a little fucky every time nice
but uh let's get in it's the first track um i was just gonna say what it was and then joe b
snatched it out of my hands uh not that hard to do. Well lit void.
That's what I mean.
You can't grip things. Well, actually, no,
he has more grip. I have more grip because
they're squirrely. It's like, have you ever seen
a squirrel with a nut? It's not losing it.
It's got it. Look how many folds
and weird things there are.
It's like a
clamp. It's like a vice.
Alright, so let's play that track off this tether tape It's like a clamp. It's like a vice. All right.
So let's play that track off this tether tape called Guest Bed on Dokoro Records. Thank you. Thank you. I'm ready I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready I'm ready Thank you. I'm going to jump in the clouds
I'm going to jump in
I'm going to jump in
To make some complaints
I'm going to jump To make some doubts One turn.
Two steps.
Two moves.
One train. Thank you.... © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Tether Guest bed
Casserole decoro
Limited to 50 copies
Still available
Just came out along with a
I think it came out the tape
With somebody called
rounds.
Some skronky, squawky stuff.
Yeah.
It's also really good.
So check that out.
Italian label run by Mick from, uh, no Dolby.
I don't know.
I think it's just no Dolby.
No Dolby.
Awesome label.
He just did a tape for you, right?
Dave?
Yup.
Yup.
Had skulls on it.
Skulls on it.
Yeah. He did the artwork for the skull cell, Dave? Yep. Yep. Had skulls on it. Skulls on it. Yeah, he did the artwork for that.
Skull cell.
People love them.
Gold skulls.
Even better.
I can't get this thing back on.
That's what...
Go ahead, Dave.
What do you got?
I'm going to play this.
Your little finger's on that.
Okay, I got that for you.
Play this nice little treat we got in the mail from a project called The Large.
It's a tape called Weed Killer.
Comes in this little...
Little D, little E, capital L.
Yeah.
Little Large.
Comes in this little, what would you call this?
Just a slip-on...
It's like a single thing.
A single kind of slip-on card.
Just plain white.
And then...
Oh.
Yeah, slip-on O-card.
And then one of those...
What are these label punch label baby junior
like the old-fashioned what is that from seinfeld the old-fashioned ones that your uncle would put
on his door like keep out yeah like it's got texture to it yeah yeah like you put the thing
in and then you have to turn the wheel with each letter and then emboss and then debosses it yeah
and then you squeeze it and yeah on the spine and on the cassette right yeah on the cassette as well yeah and we were looking
through this earlier joe you weren't here if you want to yeah it came with a little note
oh what's that it was a nice little note actually what's that note is i know what to notice okay
it says you're so smart what is it i am I am a 19-year-old producer from England
making my own sample-based horrible wonky music
and also releasing other music on the label I just started.
It's a cassette label,
which is a choice inspired by your podcast
and the current underground cassette culture you introduced me to.
This is my album, We Killer, under my name of DeLarge.
So what we did, Joe, is we threw the airwaves
it transmitted all the way from sunny wilmington delaware all the way to to jolly old england
and we put our wings around this 19 year old and said delarge let us introduce you
to underground cassette culture.
That's crazy, right? And before that, he was probably into knives.
Insane clown posse.
Insane clown posse.
Throwing rocks at homeless people.
Right.
Cutting your dick off.
Cutting your dick off.
Putting bubble gum into little kids' hair.
Drinking Listerine.
Drinking Listerine in the supermarket and passing out behind the eggs.
Do they call it a supermarket in England? What do they call it? They call it a fromp shop. Oh, the fromp passing out behind the eggs. Do they call it supermarket in England?
What do they call it?
They call it a fromp shop.
Oh, the fromp.
Young to the fromp.
It's like young to the fromp.
It's not a dozen eggs.
What do they call it?
I need to get a bisque of eggs.
A bisque?
It's nine and a half.
A bisque?
Nine and a half?
Nine eggs and then one broken one.
I thought it was one little one.
The little one's broken.
All right. I don't have anything else. Tastemakers. Tastemakers, yeah. little one. The little one's broken. Alright.
I don't have anything else.
Tastemakers.
Tastemakers, yeah.
Changed the guy's life.
Young 19.
That's pretty awesome.
Barely has hair on his chest.
Wait, did it say if it was a man?
Didn't say.
Was sex denoted in there?
No.
Do we know anything about this person's real name?
Or the person's name?
It doesn't say. It doesn't say. Wait wait it might be on the other side of this nope nope well he or she i hope this was
actually this isn't real and just my mom sent this over to make us feel good send mikey a tape
tell me he's doing a good job. RJ, get your guitar.
RJ used to bust that out all the time.
You ever see him do Indigado De Vida?
No.
He's got a whole...
I'll show it to you later.
He's got a whole thing.
My parents used to do that shit to me.
I would never do it, but they would always...
Play us something.
Play us something.
In front of like 12 people.
I'm not going to...
No, I'm not doing that. Rain us something. Play us something. In front of like 12 people. I'm not going to fuck. No, I'm not doing that.
Rain and blood.
Roxanne.
All right.
Well, let's get into this tape.
DeLarge.
The cassette is called Weed Killer.
I believe it's self-released.
I believe he put it out.
I don't know if his label has a name
or if it's just he put this tape out.
Sick.
But here's a little nugget.
A little DeLarge.
Side three. Side 3.
Chapter 6.
7pm.
Near El Alamein railway siding.
Miller.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm not saying anything. Those were the last words of Donald Campbell.
The evening before, Donald Campbell drew the ace and queen of Spain.
The deadly shadow of remorse was fainted.
There was no hint of tragedy. The deadly shadow of remorse was faint. Thank you. The Deadly Shadow of Remorsden The deadly shadow of remorse is fading.
There is no future, frankly. They were the little people back then. The evening before Donald Campbell
ruled the ace and queen of Spain.
The deadly shadow of remorse was fake.
It was no... There's no hope. The Deadly Shadow of Remus The deadly shadow of remorse is fake.
Yo.
Damn, son.
DeLarge, WeKiller, EP.
I don't think your beats are horrible, sir.
No, man, good shit.
That was really good.
Check out his band camp.
Yeah, he's got delarge.bandcamp.com up and comer yeah man that was good stuff send us some more stuff from your
label yeah yeah give us more give us more give us some more stuff okay but we won't give us three
of each one god we're not complaining more god all right b what do you got i'm gonna play let's play a little something off this
what's this called mass prod mass prod i'm not gonna try to pronounce the name of the tape let
me say i will aqua aqua aqwa aqua aqua aqua i think it's aqua mass prod aqua this is i
oh the imprinting on this is tight i like how it's just a it's like a christmas
ornament a clear red guy with just silver dave what size font is that four that's a small one
size one is just four yeah that's four is that four four point four point and then i don't know
what label this is on i thought you said it was further oh it's, it's further. That's right. Oh, I dropped the insert.
Yeah, that's right.
That's like a nice...
What are you cutting that with?
Safety scissors?
Look at that edge.
Well, I think that was...
What's it called when it's...
When you can rip it?
Perforated?
Perforated.
Okay.
It's like break light red shell.
It doesn't look like it, but I'll take that.
I think it does.
I like this cover art here.
It's a... Yeah, I like it. I really like the little download.
What's that, the ocean?
I've never seen the ocean.
That's a lake.
That's the pond they call it.
They call it those ponds.
I don't know why, I just thought they were from England.
They're not from England, they're from Seattle.
For the record.
Or lakes.
Fjord.
You're thinking about Fjord.
What is ice?
Who are the Dutch?
What is ice?
Is that when it gets hot?
What's a yurt?
What's a yurt?
It's like a tent.
It is like a tent.
I was just riffing.
I know what a yurt is.
Yeah, right.
It's not really a tent.
It's like a cabin, but with like a tent material.
Now he's going to try to act like he knows.
Well, actually, Joe, when Thomas Yurt designed it in 1642,
in response to Jimmy Tent's structure, the cabin.
Jimmy Tent didn't technically make the cabin, Mike.
We played that Plisicafex tape last time on Further.
Oh, right.
That was a fucking banger.
Yeah, that was real good.
Let's get into this Mass Prod Aqua cassette.
That was Johnny Cabin.
It's Aqua.
Aqua, Further number 76.
Who?
Johnny Tent?
You know, an average...
Don't look at me like that.
Why?
It's really important.
You were looking back and forth. Don't look at me like that. I It's really important You were looking back and forth
Don't look at me like that
I'll freeze up
Nevermind
Let's just play this fucking team
God damn it
I fucked it was a mental
I really wanted to hear
What you had to say
Next time Gadget Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Mass prod.
I said it first.
Damn it!
Buy me a Coke.
What's that on Further?
Further Records.
Further.
Seattle, Washington. Good jams.
The Windy City.
Is that the Windy City? The Big Apple.
I thought it was the Sunny City. It's the city that never sleeps.
Oh, that's what it is. The Garden State. The city of brotherly love.
A place to be somebody.
The...
Go ahead, Mike.
Good one, Mike. Rocky Mountain High.
Alright. I guess High. All right.
I guess I'll go now.
Now that you're done belittling me.
No, we're not done.
We've just begun.
Get this tape going and we'll get back into it.
What are you going to say, Joe?
I don't know.
I was starting a Dr. Seuss rhyme, but you guys fucked me up.
We're not done.
We've just begun.
Not everything that rhymes is a Dr seuss rhyme well that had the cadence
it had the seussian cadence
all right i'm gonna play this jam i like on uh
purd happily and he's like i don't know what you're saying but it has the cadence of a joke
seussian cadence is a tape.
That's an album name right there.
What?
Suzy and Cadence.
That's my new project name.
Oh, yeah?
Xeno and Oaklander?
What?
Oh, that's a big bag.
It is a big bag.
Big bag of what?
And inside this big bag...
Well, Dave, I'm glad you asked.
Because here we are.
I'm listening.
I have a captivated audience.
This is a sterile garden
one year cycle
cassette and zine
on dumpster score
Andrew Quitter's
label from
come on Butter Lips
let's get this out
I hit the sauce kind of hard tonight.
Fumble!
All right, Haley, play cool.
You got this.
Play cool.
You got this. You've done this 28 times.
27 times.
Well, multiple.
More than that.
Don't let them get to you.
The ones we had to redo.
This is fifth grade all over again.
You know what takes 28 years for Saturn to go around the sun?
That's crazy. You didn't do a thing last time. know it takes 28 years for Saturn to go around the sun? That's crazy.
You didn't do a thing last time.
28 years.
28 years.
Space is crazy.
I don't even think space is real.
All right.
Dumpster score recordings.
28 years.
Do you know about the Coopier Belt and the Orc Cloud?
What?
Look those up, because that shit is fucked up.
I'm going to say no by that response.
He does not know.
The Orc Cloud is fucked up.
He just put out three-
The Cloud of Orcs?
No, not Orcs. Orc. Three tapes. This He just put out three... Is the cloud of orcs? No, not orcs.
Orc.
Three tapes.
This Sterile Garden, C40 and Artine,
and Alan Cortes and Cyrus Piret.
Oh, is that what this is?
Collab CD-i.
You got that.
Comes in little bags.
So everything comes in bags, huh?
Not everything,
because the Andrew Quitter Glenenden Beach C35
comes in a case.
I have a special box for my bag tips.
It might be a soft case.
Something's weird about it.
But this zine's really nice.
I don't do Norelcos.
It's like a 24 page black and white.
What's this little guy in here?
A little insert in there.
I have a request
for our listeners.
Some heavy saturated photocopy artwork in the air.
This is really nice.
I've done some collage work myself.
What's your request, Dave?
What's your request, Dave?
I would like, if anybody works in a convenience store or anything like that, snatch me one
of those peanut display racks so I can hang all my-
Wait, you're asking for non-tape shit now?
No.
It's to hang my bag tapes on. If anyone listening works at the- Oh, to hang can hang on. Wait, you're asking for like non-tape shit now? No. It's to hang my bag tapes on.
If anyone listening works at the...
Oh, to hang bag tapes on.
Don't get cocky, asshole. Genius.
I know where this is going.
He's got a path and he's walking
it. Wait, wait, don't put that away yet.
I want to see that. I like how
the cassette is in a little, another
little O-card, a paper O-card.
Oh, that paper in there iscard. The cover of the cassette
is pretty much
the same as the cover of the zine.
I'm trying to think of...
I got an artisan on the tip of my tongue,
but it's not coming out.
I quite like that.
This is a nicely put together little package here.
It just came out beginning of this month.
So possibly still available.
That's nice.
Sterile Garden is Jacob Durot and Sean Devlin.
Not really familiar with the artists all that much.
I have heard the name once or twice.
Good stuff.
Yeah, so let's jump into this.
One year cycle, C40.
Dumpster score number 86.
There's a little snippet.
She's a beaut. I'm going to go ahead and get the car. so
so so
so so
so so so I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. one year cycle by sterile garden by sterile garden did you not get where you were not
recording when i said sterile garden no is that what that hand gesture was? Yeah. I should have known. Podcasting
this long, I should have known that you
pushing your hand up and down
really quick meant I didn't record
that.
Really nice cassette. I felt like it was
all one gesture.
Cassette and zine on a dumpster
score.
Sick dumpster score.
Sick dumpster score. Sick dumpster score.
What you got, Dave?
It's Dave's turn, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to play something out of this broken Norelco case.
I hate that so much when that happens.
Yeah.
We got a package in the mail, and it wasn't a bubbled envelope.
It was just a regular one.
And as soon as it came, I shook shook it and I heard so much plastic inside.
I just thought, well, these are all...
What are you fiddling with?
I'm trying to get one of these banana things out
because I want to put it in the wall.
That's what you're doing while we're...
Yeah.
I got a banana receptacle
and I got a hole in the wall that I drilled that...
You can call it a jack. Everybody else calls them jacks.
Banana jack.
Listen on Mouser's receptacles.
I just wanted to put it in the wall.
Oh, alright.
That might do later.
Patch that in.
I drilled these three holes here to hang this pegboard
and I don't know what happened
but they didn't work out.
It just got higher
and somehow i like felt for the stud and i measured oh you felt for it and uh well i like
you know tapped uh now you're gonna like the baby i can never do and then i and then i measured to
the next one and all that and i didn't i didn't hit any you don't have a stud finder no i don't
have a stud finder i didn't think i needed to because like how often am i doing this
how often am i looking for studs apparently there's a stud finder. I didn't think I needed to because how often am I doing this?
How often am I looking for studs?
Apparently, there's a stud finder app.
I don't know how that works. I got you boys right here.
You're a homeowner.
A homeowner should have a stud finder.
It's a good point.
It's a simple device.
It's relatively inexpensive.
There's a what?
A stud finder app, apparently.
I don't know how that works.
I got a question.
Do you have a stud finder?
Yeah.
I was really hoping you were going to say no.
No, I don't have one.
No, I got one.
I got two. You got two? No, I don't have a good one. No, I got one. I got two.
You got two?
No, I don't have two.
I got one.
You only need one.
No, I don't really have one.
So you can use them.
It's not you find one stud
and they're done.
Yeah, you don't throw it away.
You don't just like,
boop, and then up.
Mark it.
You didn't mark it.
Go buy a new one.
Go to the Home Depot.
All right, Dave,
what do you got?
It's Dave's turn right
It's my turn
I'm going to play this Flesh Coffin tape
It came out on Prairie Fire Tapes
It's Andreas Brandl
Dude I haven't heard from him for a while
Yeah I was going to say
From Norway
I haven't heard a bad name of his stuff
What's the name of his label
Twilight Luggage Have they done anything recently I don't think so it of his stuff. What's the name of his label? Twilight Luggage. Have they done
anything recently? I don't think so. It's like a
net label, right? A net label?
A net label. They put out pistachios.
It's like MP3s.
Is it a net
label? No. They do physical releases.
Well, they do CDRs per request
I think. But they...
It's like
mainly a net label. I think that But it's like, you know, mainly in that label.
I think that's how it works.
And then you can like email them for physical copies.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
I wouldn't argue with that.
I think you were on one of those comps, right?
Yeah, I forget what it was called.
Winter Salsas or something like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Winter Solstice.
He was letting anyone in, huh?
Today's Solstice?
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
Mike wants something.
Hand me that tape.
I'll take a look at it.
I really dig Prairie Fire.
They put the...
Is that...
I believe that's screen printing.
Or me and Dave talked about it another process it might be
they put like the three initials
screened onto the shell
and Joby you were saying that one of the tapes
you have from this label
it has the little window in the middle
where you see the tape that's inside
that's like a little indent
and the screen printing goes right in it
and it's perfect
it's not bled out.
I don't know how they did it.
This guy, whoever does this label, also does a label called Dub Ditch Picnic.
Oh, the same?
Chris Jackis.
Oh, okay.
Jackis.
Jackis.
From Winnipeg.
Winnipeg.
So you got the green tinted shirt.
Oh, that is really busted.
This Noroco has seen better days.
You're going to see this Noroco in a wheelchair and camo jacket
out asking for change because it's been through some shit.
Not in front of the VA hospital.
Exactly.
This is pretty bad.
And it's a green tenant one, so you can't just replace it.
You want this back
well no you should keep that for later
alright well let's get into this
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That was awesome.
Yeah.
I hope Andres Brandl's okay.
I think he is.
He just hasn't been releasing a lot of stuff lately.
Oh, yeah.
I wonder what's going on.
Maybe he's trapped in a well.
He could be trapped in a well.
It takes him a really long time to get a tape to the surface.
He's down there with...
He had boxes
of releases.
There's a bucket system.
And then he tripped.
And he's walking
and he fell down the well.
Are you alright? I got this flesh costume tape.
He doesn't throw it.
The bucket system.
He's got a bucket system. But the bucket system. I forgot about the bucket system.
He's got a bucket system.
But the bucket can only hold one tape at a time or it tilts.
Okay.
So he tried first to send all his tapes up at once.
No, and they came raining back down.
Raining back like a hurricane of releases.
It doesn't turn sideways until it gets halfway up.
Yeah.
So it hurt when they came back down.
Yeah.
Because it's a really deep well.
Oh, it's really deep. Because you can't get out of it.'s in canada right no he's from like norway oh norway they
do have deep wells there too uh deepest the labels from canada what who's next uh me remember baby
jessica no oh wait from rugger rabbit that's just oh that's just a rabbit yeah she was a looker Oh, wait. From Rugger Rabbit? That's Jessica Rabbit.
That's Jessica Rabbit.
Yeah.
She was a looker.
If you have the laser disc.
No, that's good.
What do you got?
This Barry Center tape.
Barry Center.
Barry Sanders?
Barry Sanders, yeah.
His late night talk show.
Larry's brother?
Sorry, I'm Barry Centers.
Barry, B-A-R-Y Center.
Breakthrough the pain cassette on Headway.
Headway sent us a package of three tapes.
I forget the other two, but they're all really good.
Pretty good label.
Thanks. I really like the logo, those little three triangles.
Yeah, I like that a lot too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like this cover with the kind of like...
That David Carter tape that we played a while ago.
Headway. Headway.
Headway, too.
Where are they from?
Like North Carolina?
Or South Carolina?
Not sure.
The Carolinas.
Really good label.
They're fairly new, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't like...
Fuck.
Is that David Carter tape on?
Now I'm starting to second guess.
Nothing on the tape, though.
Oh, yeah.
You got to write something on that.
Because if this...
In my car, if this falls, and then I'm like, I have no idea what this is. Yeah, you need to put something on the tape. Something on the tape, though. Oh, yeah, you've got to write something on that. Because in my car, if this falls, and then I'm like, I have no idea what this is.
Yeah, you need to put something on the tape, something on the shell.
Something.
And the problem with this is on the prison tapes or the all-clear tapes,
it doesn't look good when you write.
Like with a Hanson tape, it's a white shell, and you can write, you know.
Jimmy Wingle.
Tusco Terror.
You can write that on one side. But on the all-clearco terror you can write that on one side but on the all clear one if i
write that on on one side i'm gonna see through the other side that's gonna bring me down that's
not gonna that's not gonna that's gonna be like a pop balloon i don't like handwritten stuff anyway
so you yeah you hate all handwritten stuff not all of it i need to keep it organized it's all
bad i don't like walking downstairs because i keep all my tapes upstairs. It's only good if it's a print of the handwriting. You do
like that.
And Joe B. also doesn't
like spray paint on tapes, but if you
spray paint something and photocopy it,
that's fine. That's fine, yeah.
But you don't like actual spray paint? See, with me writing stuff on
tapes, because I keep all my tapes
upstairs, and I'm listening to them
downstairs, and if I'm walking downstairs
with a grip full of I got a bunch of tapes, and I'm listening to them downstairs and if I'm walking downstairs with a grip full of, I got a bunch of tapes
and I drop them all. Which is common. You do all the time.
I do all the time and they go everywhere. If nothing's labeled, then
I'm just not going to listen to those. I get all those tapes. I put them in a bag. I put them in a plastic
bag. I put the plastic bag in a vacuum sealed bag.
I write unlistenable.
I pop that label on there.
I slap it on.
I have a little safe.
I open up the safe.
I put it inside of it, lock it, put the date on the safe, and I bury the safe.
You do all that?
I do all that.
All that.
Once a week I have to do that.
Just give them to me.
No.
I never thought about that.
I could just give them to Dave.
That's ridiculous.
I'm not, Joe.
I'm not going to give them to Dave. I'm not going to give them to Dave.
Alright, well let's get into this Barry Center
brief. That David Carter Witch Family
tape isn't on that label, by the way. I got confused.
It's on Hope Magi.
Hope Magi.
I can see how you got confused.
Well, they both had like witch house type
stuff. That's why I got confused. What, triangles?
Smarty. You hate triangles, right Dave?
I hate, I fucking hate triangles. I don't hate triangles. I hate that everybody has to use them. It's why I got confused. What, triangles? Smarty. You hate triangles, right, Dave? I fucking hate triangles.
I don't hate triangles. I hate that everybody
has to use them. It's the purest shape.
Is it? The purest shape?
I always thought the circle. I think that's a circle.
Remember that argument we got in one time with Sal
about talking
about
making a perfect circle.
And he had some bullshit about
like, well, if it's not a perfect circle, then it's not a circle at all.
Oh, I see.
Because then it's an oval.
I wanted to push him out of a moving car when he said that.
All right.
Barry Center, Breakthrough to Pain.
He won't hear this anyway because he doesn't listen to the show.
On Headway Tapes.
Here's a cut. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, that was Berry Center.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
That was a chiller.
I like that.
Yeah, it's good.
Not the very center.
Like, the very center.
The center of a Tootsie Pop?
Like a very center.
Like a very.
Berry with a B.
Berry.
Oh, Berry?
Berry Center.
Berry.
Oh.
Like, yeah. Okay, well, Berry? Berry, sure. Oh. Like, yeah.
Okay, well, never mind.
Yeah, never mind.
Very center would be good.
He was saying that earlier, and I was just like, yeah, Dave.
Yeah.
That's what you were talking about, huh?
Yeah, you can tell me what are you talking about.
I kind of was just doing something else.
Checking my friends here.
Okay, because I was like, very center.
That's clever, because it's not the very center. It's a center that varies. Very center. Oh, Because I was like very center. That's clever because it's not
the very center.
It's a center that varies.
Very center.
Oh, I see what you're doing.
You see what I'm doing now?
I see what you got going on.
Okay.
A very center.
Oh, variable.
The tape's not called
Break Through the Pain.
I'm going to start
a project like that.
I'm going to start
a project called that
and I'm going to do techno.
Fuck you.
Get out of there.
Fuck you.
I'll do what I want.
Sue me. It's not copyright. I'll just take the stuff that you recorded and put of there. Fuck you. I'll do what I want. Sue me.
It's not copyright.
I'll just take the stuff that you recorded and put it on my own tape.
Fuck you.
I'm going to play a tape off of Dog Day's tapes.
You got this not too long ago, right?
Yeah, like, I don't know, a couple months ago.
Yeah.
This is the guy who did the intro for tonight's program.
Tonight's what? Program? I don't know, a couple months ago. Yeah. This is the guy who did the intro for tonight's program. He put it...
Tonight's what?
Program?
Program?
Like a pilgrim's program.
By a duo called Occasional Detroit from Ypsilanti, Michigan.
Occasionally.
Good one, Dave.
Tape's called Down South EP.
It's like an experimental hip-hop duo,
but they play with like Woof-Eyes and stuff like that.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I like how the cover is a title.
It looks like some sort of...
It looks like a dancehall reggae record.
Yeah.
Like a cutout from the cutout band.
Yeah.
Lots of reds and greens and yellows going on.
Not sure why the cassette is a purple.
It's a purple cassette.
That's what they had.
That's what they had.
What is this, a photo?
It's like one of those photo printouts.
Oh, yeah, yep.
It's got a little download code.
You'd like that, Joe.
Let me see.
All right, move it along.
I'll hand it over.
Come on.
Oh, that's how I like it.
That's how you like it.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
You know, don't handwrite that thing.
I feel like I'm beating a dead horse here, but just get it printed out yeah not that hard don't be the
do it or joe's gonna stop podcasting yeah he doesn't want to see that anymore the end of
i love dog day's uh logo oh it's chill as fuck the dog with the sunglasses when you go to their
website uh the sunglasses the dog doesn't have them on and they float down.
I love it.
I love it so much.
They should make t-shirts with that.
Not with the moving.
I was going to ask you.
They should make eight t-shirts.
Each one has the sunglasses slowly going down.
So when you have it, you have to quickly take them off. See, they need you on that department for ideas.
Put me on R&D.
I'll get to the bottom of this case.
Here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do.
Here's what we're going to do.
Eight charts, each one different.
All right, so let's play a little bit of this occasional Detroit down south EP.
There's a guy taking notes.
You're going too fast.
Slow down, Mike.
I can't slow down.
I'm like, my hair's greased back and I'm constantly pushing it back.
And I have a suit jacket on but a t-shirt underneath because you know I'm cool.
On Dog Days tapes.
The label is out of Portland or Seattle.
I think it's Portland.
Portland.
Occasional Detroit is out of Ypsilanti, Michigan.
Here's a little nugget.
Home of the cheese wheel.
We ain't dancing in it. No, no, no. We ain't dancing in it. Just go. Home of the cheese wheel. Thank you. I can't see. All right.
Do you hear the breakage?
That was all on purpose.
Just to show you that we controlled all of that.
I know you hear the breakage.
Somebody come around here.
I think it's something. Are you alive? Are you gone? I'm going to come around the other side.
Think of something.
Are you loved?
Are you loved? Thank you.
All right, this next song we're going to do accompanied by Sam Donaldson. Sam down on Sun We gotta break it down and unplug our stuff and do it up somewhere else warehouse style
y'all. Cajun Detroit putting down 2005. My dog Todd the promoter hooking it up you know.
Shit happens sometimes. Police is shutting it down y'all. Shut down for the night warehouse
style on our way right now OD
it's like tears like came out oh like pushed out oh shit that's that's cool
took it to another level then good that's tears of joy you understand that Stan, man. What's your name? Uh, DB. DB. And you know what that name stands for?
Dan B, baby.
I'm a little damn afraid.
But I ain't giving you nothing.
I'm just wanting to play.
Check it.
My mother's not free, Scott.
Stop it.
Please just look at me.
To deliver everything that I have to, only one, one, one.
I'm stuck in a redwood house, I can't hold my breath.
Present my love, sharing the clutter, facing the keeping, the blood, the blood, the blood.
One day in time, I'll be here.
See it worse off than me. I know I can make it if they dream it
Living in a fantasy world
Where we're riding in your good
With a superstar
Because it hurts
Test, test, test, test, test
Test one Just one.
And next, we've got a page of the size from Detroit, Michigan. Yeah. Occasional Detroit down south EP on Dog Days Tapes.
Some weirdo shit.
Yeah, some weirdo shit.
Yeah, man, that tape's really good.
They have a bunch of stuff.
I think they have some stuff on set label Ren from God Willing Does.
I Just Live Here.
I forget what else, but they have a bunch of stuff out.
That was the first thing I've ever heard.
Some tight jams.
Tight, tight jams.
Be what you got.
He's got a little box of goodies over there.
A little box of goodies.
Mark Bradley tape.
And a little...
On a giant fern.
A giant fern with the...
Joe brought a giant fern in the room.
A giant fern.
With the handmade wooden box here.
Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah, man.
They sent a tape.
This label sent a tape, what, a couple months ago from an artist called...
Was it Brian Green?
Brian Green.
Yeah.
Right?
That was in a wooden box that had a little circle.
With the circle cut out.
Yeah.
Well, this guy knows how to make a wooden box.
Oh, this guy, he must have...
Don't snatch it from me like that.
I was already holding it.
You try to take it back.
I kept onto it.
Holding my ground.
The little finishing nails and like, ooh, it's pretty.
Oh, he's got some equipment.
Yeah, man, this guy knows what he's doing.
And then the little...
What process do you think he used to put this Mark Bradley image on here?
I think that's screen printed.
I don't know if it's screen printed.
I think it's...
Because you can see the wood grain through it.
Right?
It's printed on there.
Yeah, it's printed on there.
Oh, wait.
Here's a pic.
Joe, what's going on here?
Yeah, it's definitely printed on there.
He's got like a block print of it.
It's some sort of block print.
No, it's a block print.
He's got a block print and he's taking a little roller.
It's called a brayer.
A brayer.
What?
Then continue.
It's just not a roller.
It's a brayer. And he's, yeah, that's how he's putting that image on.
The text Mark Bradley.
What's that, a tree?
This isn't like cheap balsa wood either.
This is like a nice solid box.
He went out and he got something nice.
What, do you think he drove those little nails in there?
I don't know.
I went to the store to try to replicate a box like that
and I took the
what was the other tape called?
The Brian Green.
I took that tape to Home Depot and I was like
I need nails like this.
And the guy had no idea.
No one at Home Depot has any idea.
I don't know.
You know what I would like to see on these boxes?
You can go there and just be like,
I need blue painter's tape.
Huh? I got green.
Huh? There's
Clark bars up the counter.
You know what I would like to see on these
boxes? What's that, Dave? I would like to
see on the spine.
I like where this is headed. I would like to see
Excitebike style uh printing
you know the excite bike aesthetic where it's like handwritten like spines oh not the game
the exciting excite by the label right okay all right they have like the handwritten spines
yeah kind of like that but with a wood burning kit burn through I hope the guy who
whoever does a giant furnace listening right now
listen up pal
we got some requests
newsflash bozo
we got some requests
doesn't have to be exactly like that
maybe write out the artist name
and contour lines
also in addition to like
the hella tight box this comes in,
there is a beaut
of an insert here.
Yeah, it's like a good eight panels on that thing, right?
And this side's
got a little tooth to it.
It's number 29
out of 50.
It's got like this nice
print on one side. Oh, she can see it. That's a lot of hard work. I wish this was on the YouTube. It's a lot of work. A lot of 50. It's got this nice print on one side. Oh, she can see it.
That's a lot of hard work. I wish this was on the YouTube.
It's a lot of work. A lot of work.
So if you get a chance,
a giant fern,
a giant fern.tumblr.com
Unless he got
like 400 of those boxes
at an auction.
No, he's making them himself.
He's making them himself. He's making them himself.
You think so?
He's got a Breyer.
Ice cream? Breyer's ice cream?
What was the thing called?
It's a Breyer.
A Jack McBreyer.
Maybe he's sanding them down, too.
Oh, he sands them down, too.
No, no.
He doesn't just make it and then that's it.
No, these are finished.
Sands it down.
It's nice.
It's a hell of a job.
Let me see the nails.
Because there's no margin for error
There at all
Cause the wood's so thin on the sides
That like you have to be like
I would like to see a YouTube video
Of him putting this together
Maybe we'll ask him to put together a video
No it's nice
Oh speaking of which
Segway
On the TabsOut site there is a A video of together a video no it's nice oh speaking of uh of which segue segue that's a good segue um on
the tabs outside there is a uh a video of lynn fister from the label watery starve putting
together her latest batch of three cassettes if you want to all their stuff on that label is like
you know there's j cards and then there's like little cutouts that are pasted on collage
elements yeah um and the latest batch is all has like butterfly wings on them and killed a lot of
butterflies for that batch well they were already dead there is she found them while she found the
mass grave of butterflies was saying that um butterfly grave a mass butterfly grave dave was
saying that he wished the video was like her out like hunting down
butterflies like a net and like not being and not being able to catch any and then like at one point
she's like in her tent like well i guess i'm gonna call it a night haven't been able to find
any butterflies and outside the tent you see a silhouette of like a thousand butterflies like
going like crazy all right well let's get into this Mark Bradley tape.
A collection, the first
and last five years.
This is 13 tracks
from Mark Bradley.
It's a collection from Mark Bradley's discography
from 2008 until now.
Has this stuff been on previous releases?
I would think that would be what a collection
would mean, Joe, yes. Well, it could be some
collection of tracks he hasn't used for the last
five years. No, it's from his
vast discography, as it says on the website.
Oh, vast? Vast.
Alright.
And it also says a handmade
wooden box.
Big box. Yeah, I don't know
if Mark Bradley's saying that or the label's saying that.
But, alright,
let's get into a track here from...
The vast discography.
I'm just looking at the way Mark Bradley is printed on the shell.
What was that TV show from the late 90s?
Northern Exposure.
That's definitely the Northern Exposure logo.
That's the Northern Exposure logo.
All right, here's something from Mark Bradley's tape of collection.
Get that checked out.
Just a little long better.
The first in the last five years on a giant fern. The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. The End Thank you. Thank you. That was Mark Bradley.
A collection.
The first and last.
What do you mean the first and last five years?
So it's been five years?
The first, like he just started, like he's only been jamming for five years. So it's the first five years first and last five years? So it's been five years? The first, like he just started jamming.
Like he's only been jamming for five years.
So it's the first five years and the last five years.
So just a collection, five years.
Five years.
Maybe it's the first and last, and he means he's been jamming for ten.
No, he hasn't.
Not going to accept that, Dave.
Because it says from 2008. Oh. Well well you left that part out yeah way to
not give us all the information jesus fucking christ it should have been called mark bradley
i was asked to do a tape but didn't record anything new here's some other stuff here's
some other stuff um make sure it's in really nice packaging and make, make sure you, like, go to town. Make sure you turn that pumpkin
into a carriage on this one.
No, awesome tape.
That's a pretty awesome label.
Turn the pumpkin into a carriage on this one?
Yeah.
That's a saying.
I just said it.
Yeah.
I've heard that before.
All right, Dave.
I just said it.
I believe we skipped you, didn't we?
Yeah, you did skip me.
Fuck, Dave.
And your stupid mustache.
Everybody's been,
hey, it's a weekend mustache.
It's a weekend mustache. It's a weekend mustache.
He's got something going to a ball.
Who wants Rita's?
I'm going to a ball game.
I'm going to grill up some dogs.
What do you got, Dave?
Give me those two thingies.
There you go.
I'm going to play two.
We got these last time, right?
Yeah, we got these in the mailbag last time from a label from Jacksonville, Florida.
Sunshine Limited.
Sunshine Limited.
I'm just filling my hands.
Brad pack's going on here, right?
Yeah, nice Brad packs, too.
Yeah, this is the way to do it.
These are like, the printing on these is kind of like embossed, beveled.
It's like letterpress, right?
Oh, that might be, yeah, that's letterpress, right? Oh, that might be...
Yeah, that's letterpress, right?
Yeah.
It feels pushed in.
Silver ink on a Brown Craft Brad Pack.
Yeah.
At least that one is.
What's that?
That's the Cody Yantis tape, right?
Yeah.
And then...
Look at that.
These are nice.
Yeah, I really like their logo, too.
It's like...
A cog.
It's a tape spool.
Oh, duh.
Oh, yeah. Who... Finally. I thought it was duh. It's a tape spool. Oh, duh. Oh, yeah.
Who, who... I thought it was a
space lease rocket.
No, it took me a little bit
when I first saw it.
I was like, is that birth control?
What's going on there? These are really fucking nice.
Yeah, a tape spool.
Obviously. No one's done that yet, huh?
It took Sunshine Limited.
Yep.
Oh, I like this silver imprint on white cassette.
Oh, when you think about it, it's kind of like a negative sun, too.
The logo, Sunshine Limited.
Oh, yeah.
There's a lot of things.
Oh, wow.
You were really going all out over here.
If you dig deep.
So this is Cody Yantis.
Do we know who Cody Yantis is?
Don't know.
Yantis?
Nope.
Don't know.
Don't care.
And what's the other tape?
It's Indian Weapons, which is Brad Rose and Nathan Young.
Oh, okay.
Which is also...
I noticed Brad Rose hasn't put up his second podcast yet
Falling behind buddy
Technical difficulties
Where's that?
We're on 28
We're on 28
Start a new blog
Tabs.bandwithtips.com
If anybody's interested
We've learned quite a lot after the last few weeks
Alright hand me these tapes, Dave.
These are really nice, though.
Yeah, these are lovely.
Really nice artwork on the front.
This is like a gold on brown.
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh, I like the cover.
This looks like a Godspeed
new Black Emperor.
I know, right?
Let me see.
There's some...
God, I just wish you could see it.
I just wish everyone could see it.
It'd be so much easier
to talk about it.
All right, well,
do you want to play
both of these in a row?
Yeah, we'll play a little cutoff of each one.
Which one do you want to do first?
We're going to start with the Cody Yantis.
Alright, so here is Cody Yantis, Starvation Winter, and Indian Weapons, Messiah.
Ooh, you know, I don't know if we mentioned this because I kind of tuned you both out when you were talking.
But I really like how they...
I do that all the time.
Don't point at it like that.
I'm sorry.
Not with two fingers.
I'm going to throw up.
It says...
I'll gesture with my nose.
It says the length of the cassette on the cover.
Yeah, I like that too.
It says like,
Cody Yanta, Starvation Winter, C-25,
and Indian Weapons, Messiah C-43.
Don't mock my fingers.
I like that.
I like...
Include it.
I want to...
It's a nice touch. While we're playing this, I'm going to look up this label and see what else they put out.
Nice numbering on the back, too.
This is quite a package she got here.
Matter of fact, if you started doing that for your CDR label, I might get into CDRs.
If you put, like, you know, sunshine octopus, 70 minutes, 20 seconds.
Or 70 minutes, colon, 20.
I'll take that in mind for my CDR label Joby will never do anything
no never do anything
two jams here they go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. game © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 We're ready.
Go.
You played these tapes.
Go.
Cody Yantis and Indian Weapons on Sunshine Limited
I'm checking out the site for this label
they do a lot of stuff out
and they have like a 10 inch
lathe and a quarter inch
tape
couple of LPs
no pizza this time
sorry about that.
I thought it was somebody else's turn.
Last time I came into two pizzas.
Let's take turns, guys.
Let's start taking turns.
All right.
Sunshine Limited.
Now it's Mike's turn to buy pizzas.
Very intriguing.
Like, that's never going to happen.
Label.
No, it starts over with me again.
Yeah.
And then we start.
Because Emilio's in the deep freezer that's been there for about 10 years.
The big one that opens from the top? Yeah. me again. Emilio's in the deep freezer that's been there for about 10 years. The deep freezer
that came with the house that had the pizza
in it when he bought it.
I got some.
Who's the pilot
with the old timey?
Amelia Earhart. No, with the old timey goggles.
I got some Red Barons downstairs.
I got some Red Barons. Just pick the
sausage off.
Alright, Joe. You want to go Red Baron. Just pick the sausage off. All right, Joe, you want to go?
You can't pick the sausage off a Red Baron.
You turkey.
You turkey.
I love it when Dave uses turkey.
I wish when Dave used the word turkey, an alarm would go off.
Ribbons would fall from the ceiling.
What do you got?
Let's play this tape that our friend Donovan sent over.
That is Husher tape.
Husher tape.
Hersher.
Hersher.
Made on all, it looks like recycled tapes here,
but I like how he, on all of them,
he took a black marker and covered up the entire side
and then with a silver marker marker wrote husher
i really like the cover because i've been getting into lately um like old sci-fi books you know and
i just buy them for the covers yeah i don't necessarily read them so this one like this
could be called like the beast of argon now let me tell you i'm gonna look at the other side let
me see the other side of that.
All the covers are different.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
He sent us three copies, but they're numbered out at six.
So half the edition's gone.
Half the edition is in our hands.
So you better step on that, people.
Oh, but they're all kind of similar, too, though, aren't they?
They're all from the same cover, because that meets up to there.
Oh, I see. Okay. I see what you're saying yep here's mine
what do i got in my part it's like the old garbage pail kids cards that were like with the you know
yeah six panels on the back yeah if we can get the other three copies of this we can complete
the puzzle we can have them all we can make the make the poster. Oh, that'd be fun.
That'd be fun for everybody.
Donovan, who is also his solo project, Roman Wolf.
And he is also... In Hate Your Guts.
Yeah, he is in Hate Your Guts.
Joe, good memory.
And Arabian Blade.
Thumbs up.
That's how you do...
Thumbs up.
Yeah.
I like that.
That's how you do handwritten text.
We agree on one.
Yeah.
Let me see.
What are you talking about?
That's nice.
It's really nice. Yeah. Let me see. Yeah, you write it by hand and then you photocopy that. That's how you do handwritten text. We agree on one. Let me say it. What are you talking about? That's nice. It's really nice.
Let me say it.
Yeah, you write it by hand and then you photocopy that.
And then you copy it.
Yeah.
You don't just write each one.
No, you don't write each one.
That looks stupid.
Oh, that's not...
That's...
Okay.
I didn't realize that wasn't...
You busted.
You busted.
You busted.
You burned it.
I don't care either way if it's handwritten or if it's photocopied.
I just like the way...
I just like the text treatment.
The way the text treatment...
Yeah, the text treatment's nice. the way I just like the text treatment. Yeah, the text treatment's nice.
I do.
Alright, what's the name of this
tape? It's on the insert.
Mama's got a bell. Bellevue of Madonna?
Madonna of Bellevue. Wait, Dave had it.
Or Joe had it. Why did I think Bellevue of Madonna?
Mama's got a what? Madonna's
got a brand new Bellevue.
Madonna of Bellevue.
I don't know. Some of those words put together.
Pick one. Pick some of those words.
Put them together. It's limited to six.
So you're not going to get it anyway.
You're never going to find this.
Alright.
You might be able to find a Google Madonna.
Google Madonna.
Madonna tape and then listen to that.
Alright. A husher.
You know I got it written down here.
Madonna Bellevue. Self-released
cassette. Here's a
cut. You ruined it.
Thanks. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do it. I'm on board. I'm going to go. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get my bag. Thank you. Well, this is some flavor at all.
I see I enjoy a good Rolling Rock.
Ugh.
Yeah, I'm like, I'll
drink it because I'm
not going all the way
downstairs.
I mean, not a Rolling
Rock that's been
sitting next to your
laptop, Dave.
Dave's gaming laptop?
His gaming laptop.
It's boiling.
It's boiling.
Yeah.
All the alcohol is
boiling.
Yeah, you could go
pasta in that bottle.
I'm getting an Apple
next time.
Like a fruit?
No, like a Mac.
An Apple computer, yeah.
Like a Mac, yeah.
The good ones.
Like a special gaming
Apple? Well, you know, they are also like, a Mac Like a Mac, yeah. The good ones. Like a special gaming Apple?
Well, you know, they are also like, a Mac that I wanted was also like $2,500.
So you could play a game on it, like World of Warcraft?
What do you play?
I don't really play games.
Days of Sims, man.
Oh.
I don't really play games.
I just needed it for school, for like Photoshop and shit like that.
But why, so why, oh, because the one you wanted was 2400
the mac was 2500 that was husher that was husher husher uh something about madonna
self-release cassette thanks donovan good jams yeah man let us know who got the other three
copies i'm gonna hunt them down well him storage wars christian revival i'm gonna bid on storage
lockers so i find it does he know t Tony Polito? He knows Tony Polito.
Okay, well, that's where
the other one went.
Please send us those copies.
All right, whose turn is it?
Yeah, because we want to get
all of them so we can destroy them.
I want all of them destroyed
and it's like it never happened.
Just bury them somewhere.
Then he has to start over.
Well, yeah, let's put them in the safe.
I'll put them in the safe.
Put them in the safe
with all the blanks?
No, the safe.
Well, they're not necessarily blanks.
They're ones with no labels.
Yeah, my fall down the stairs tapes. Well, they're not blank because if you put them in with no labels. Yeah. My fall-down-the-stairs tapes.
Well, they're not blank, because if you put them in, sound's gonna happen,
but we just don't know what the sound is.
I just mean blank visually.
Okay. Visually blank.
Yeah, Dave, you might not know this,
but blank is another commonly used
cassette term.
For what?
I haven't figured it out yet, but I see it a lot
on the message boards.
On the BBS? What is it? What do you guys do aside from look at these things? what i i haven't figured it out yet but i see it a lot on the message boards on the uh the bbs what
is it what do you guys do aside from look at these things all right i'm gonna go here i got a tape
by a group called german army the tape is called holland village on dubnic. What's the logo like? Is it in old English? Wieners? No, it's just a, you know,
normal font.
Marching wieners?
This is the first tape.
This has never happened before.
It's the only tape this has happened with.
What?
I'm going to ask both you guys.
This has never happened with a tape
that we've gotten before.
What do you think it is, Joe?
That we... Give us a multiple choice yeah well i gotta think of two things that didn't happen um okay that we a got a blank copy
of and then got another copy sent to us b received a copy from the label and a copy from the artist.
Or C.
Was sent five copies from the label in total.
B.
Well, obviously B.
I mean, I was put on the spot there.
I couldn't come up with two other good ones.
Yeah.
I have this tape, too.
I haven't listened to it yet, though.
Yeah.
Dub Ditch Picnic and German Army both sent us a copy. I feel uncomfortable
putting it in the tape player. Tried a couple
times. And it came right back out? Yeah.
Like, ugh. German Army.
It just says
Not yet. I don't know who it is. Like, modern German Army?
Or like... No, the bad one.
Holland Village is the bad one.
I don't know
who this group is.
It just says CG and MM is the lineup inside.
But they've done tapes on Night People and Conjuric Sound and Hobo Cult.
They have a bunch of stuff out.
And I've been seeing a lot about an LP they have coming out soon.
Ooh.
So somebody knows who they are.
Big time. A lot of buzz about that.
A lot of buzz about that.
So somebody knows who they are.
I don't know who they are, but this tape is really fucking good.
It's a C40.
It came out not that long ago.
I feel like we just got it but then
dub ditch sent us another whole batch but they pump them out they pump them out all right well
let's get into this german army cassette holland village on dub ditch picnic Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. German Army from the Holland Village cassette on Dub Ditch Picnic.
Now, what are they doing in that Holland Village?
What are they doing?
The German Army.
They're just hanging out.
There's a good bar there.
This is an example.
Were we talking about it earlier?
I forgot if we were talking about it while we were recording
or while a tape was playing
but we were talking about a Prairie Fire tape
where the imprinting
we talked about that when we played Prairie Fire tape
yeah I just didn't know if it was while
if it's on the show or not
but we were saying how
the screen printing was on the window
and this is another one where
it goes onto the window a little bit.
Just a little bit, but it's not smeared or anything.
It looks great.
Just a dub across there.
It looks pretty nice.
Pretty good.
Not sure how he's doing it.
They used to do it 905 style.
What?
Just the sticker?
Suckerish picnic with the sticker across the top.
Oh, really?
Yep.
And then they're like, this is stupid.
I don't do it anymore.
It's kind of crazy though because, you know, it's two different labels, but they both have
that same thing where it's like the white imprinting on the shell.
Right.
Well, that's not crazy at all.
It's the same people running them.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I know, but why?
Why I have two different labels?
Yeah, why I have two different labels.
Was that your foot?
Yeah, don't touch my foot with your bare foot.
I was wondering what was so hot down there.
It's killing off Dave's computer.
Yeah.
All right, whose turn is it?
Get in touch.
Tell us why you started two labels.
Get in touch and just...
Why have two labels?
That's what I want to know.
Why the two label?
Question.
Why the two labels?
I do like the Dub Ditch...
Just don't look at my hand. Sorry. Don't look at it. I do like the Dub Ditch. Just don't look at my hand.
Sorry.
Don't look at it.
I do like that Dub Ditch has,
for their catalog number,
it's like 1971 dot
and then the release number.
Or it's like 1972 dot
and then the release number.
I'll tell you right now what it says.
And that's like,
that's like when Dub became a thing, right?
1971 dot.
So I'm wondering if that's why he chose it.
Or maybe it's like his birth year.
Who knows?
Who knows?
I don't know.
But, you know, that'd be cool if it was like some kind of homage to dub.
Yeah.
That makes sense to me.
I don't like it.
No, I have no opinion.
All right, Dave, what do you want to play?
Let's do another mailbagger.
Another one. Another one.
Another one.
I feel like these all work.
Yeah, this is a deep mailbag.
Thanks to everyone for sending tape over, by the way.
Yeah, for real.
Keep them coming.
Yeah, keep them coming.
You all right, Joe?
You drop something?
Yeah.
Yeah, we've been getting a lot of really, really awesome stuff lately.
Yeah.
It's a couple of bad things, too.
Well, you know.
I give them a once over.
Got a blank this time around.
Got what?
A blank.
I don't know what that is, too.
No.
Devotees to the show will remember earlier in the program.
Well, Joe was making noise over there.
I thought you said bad wank.
Got a bad wank sent to us.
That was my band in high school. We got that bad wank c20 sent over to us it's pretty good
all right i'm gonna do this tape that came out um on what is this feeding tube records is that
what you got the color of that tape okay that's what we said earlier that's nice yeah this is
nice i was telling mike earlier this is like a strawberry Starburst.
Yeah, that's good.
I just want to chew on this thing.
I'm going to chew on it.
That's nice pink right there.
You ever think about Starburst and you get that little cramp in the back of your jaw?
I don't like candy, dude.
There was like a gas station.
It wasn't a gas station because it...
What is it?
Cotton balls.
I brought some cottage cheese and some warm maple syrup.
You want some?
That's Joby's favorite.
It's honey, Dave.
I like cold honey, Dave.
There's lots of little curds.
No, it's not.
They're not all the same size.
There was a gas station, but the pumps had been closed down for a long time, so it was
just the convenience store, and they sold candy inside.
They have to be the same size.
Dave, calm down.
We're around this. There was a blind guy who worked there, and he would never give you change. the convenience store and they like sold candy inside the same size dave calm down and uh there
was like a blind guy who worked there and he would never give you change you'd have to take like more
candy as change yeah right i don't know why i'd make that up all right hammy what did we say what
the tape was yet so they all have to be the same size now huh huh? Yeah, about. What, things that Joe beats?
Yeah.
Yeah, he likes things that are things. I like a lot of little things.
But they ought to be the same size.
About the same size.
Like rice.
Like rice.
I like rice because it's a lot of the same thing.
Yes, Dave.
Yes.
This is what I like.
You haven't figured this out yet?
Yeah.
But you don't like cottage cheese because it's white.
Right, exactly.
And I also don't like white things. Yeah. White creamy things are disgusting. But you don't like cottage cheese because it's white. Right, exactly. And I also don't like white things.
Yeah. White creamy
things are disgusting. But you do like yogurt.
I only like Greek yogurt
with cold honey.
That sounds really good, actually. Dave, what's your problem
with that? But don't make that, that honey can't
be warm. I can't have, like a, it
comes together, like in the pack.
When Joby
dies on his gravestone, Joby, the honey can't be warm.
1979 to probably 2014, 1980.
Buried below in lots of little things.
Yeah, the cornstarch little things.
He likes a couscous.
Couscous?
I like Israeli couscous.
Okay.
Do you like Israeli couscous mixed with regular couscous?
You don't get me.
Joby, let's mean you run away, all right?
They're relatively the same size.
No, that would be fine, but who would do that?
I don't know.
Maybe you only have a little bit of Israeli couscous left,
and you only have a little bit of regular couscous.
But they cook at different temperatures and times, Dave.
You're cooking them together?
I'm talking about if you have to scrape together a meal at the last minute.
You throw them both together. You have two different kinds of couscous, and you You're cooking them together? I'm talking about if you have to scrape together a meal at the last minute. You throw them both together.
You have two different kinds of couscous
and you're scraping together a meal?
It's like, oh, all I have are these eight
different kinds of couscous.
Wait, it went from two different kinds of couscous to eight?
If you got two, you got eight.
If you got two, you got eight.
I think that would be okay.
There's Jersey Peach,
Big Mountain Rockies.
Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Rocky Mountain Oysters.
What tape are we playing?
Are we still doing a cassette podcast?
I was just seeing how long we could keep this going.
We're talking about the things I like to eat.
Episode 28.
Things that Joe likes to eat.
Little sandwiches.
Little sandwiches.
Yeah.
Not a hoagie?
Well, I'll eat a hoagie, but if you had a plate full of little sandwiches, I'm going
to lose my mind.
Dave, do you know what kind of hamburger roll Joe likes?
What kind of?
I would guess like a slider roll.
He likes a fucking potato roll, Dave.
Yeah, a potato roll.
He likes a fucking, it's like you don't even know him.
Yeah.
God damn it.
I haven't eaten every fucking meal with you, Joe.
Give me this tape.
What are we playing? I just wanted to see how many more times you're going to ask that before you, Joe. Give me this tape. What are we playing?
I just wanted to see how many more times you're going to ask that before you're just like,
all right, that's it.
That's done.
We're moving on.
We're playing this tape by Daniel Bachman and Ian McComb off Feeding Tube.
McComb.
You like Milk Duds?
Well, here's the problem with Milk Duds.
I don't really like candy.
You're not a candy man.
Not really a candy man.
But one time we were eating Milk Duds at the movie theater and Stacy said,
Don't get those Milk Duds.
You're going to chip your tooth.
I was like, how am I going to chip my tooth on Milk Dud?
And during the movie I broke a tooth eating the Milk Dud.
How did she know you were going to chip your tooth?
I don't know.
Crazy.
So I haven't really eaten them since.
Did you ever get a Milk Dud that was kind of chewy?
It was like half broken off?
I've got some hard ones before.
You know what?
I'm thinking of Whoppers.
Oh, you're thinking about a Whopper.
Yeah.
I like the idea of it.
What's that mean?
It's a lot of the same thing.
But I'll eat it sometimes.
Yeah.
They're like kernels.
They get stuck in the teeth.
Do you like silver dollar pancakes?
Well, that's a good question, Dave.
Do you like silver dollar pancakes?
Yeah.
Do you care if they're, like, stacked or, like, scattered out on the plate?
Oh, stacked, obviously.
You could have stacked.
And then it's syrup each level.
And butter each level or no butter?
No butter.
Butter's disgusting.
It's sort of white.
Well, not really.
It's actually yellow.
Yeah, but it's on white yellow.
On the color spectrum.
All right, what tape do you have?
I already said.
It's Daniel Bogman and Ian McCollum.
Towards the end of the show, things get a little cookie.
There's a tape called...
Nick's just playing it.
Timon Should.
Timon Should.
Yeah, we said that right.
And on Feeding Tube Records, as I believe I said earlier.
Let's talk about the color of that shell.
Yeah.
I can eat it.
It's like a strawberry scrubber.
When I was younger...
Another green-tinted Noroco.
I really liked the Taco Bell.
They had like the like ten or more pack of tacos.
Cinnamon twists.
Oh, yeah.
So, you know, one taco is fine, but ten little tacos.
In a box.
I'd roll them real tight.
Oh, roll them real tight?
Yeah.
I used to do that.
I used to just with tortillas.
Just the bear tortillas.
Roll them real tight and bite them.
You know what I really like about this tape?
Since it's a green-tinted Noroco,
when you're looking at it,
it's like this muted salmon colored shell.
It is a muted salmon.
I was trying to figure out what to describe that as.
And then when you open it up,
bam!
Pink!
Just pink.
It just lights up the whole entire room.
Yeah.
Muted salmon.
Jazzercise pink. Jazzercise pink.
Jazzercise pink.
In one fell swoop.
Ooh, look at this.
Still don't like tinted green.
You get your little MP3 download code in there printed,
just like you like it, Joe.
That's how I like it.
That's how you do it.
All right, well, let's get into this.
Pro tips with Joe B.
Daniel Bachman and Ian McCollum to Mount Chud Cassette on Feeding Tube.
Pink Shell. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What about mozzarella sticks?
Daniel Bachman.
Love it.
And Ian McComb.
That's not lots of little things.
It's like a few of one thing.
But I like a lot.
Maybe he gets three or four orders.
Okay.
All right.
Well, that makes sense.
But still, it's the same concept.
It's the same idea.
That was an awesome tip.
Yeah, it was good.
Finger foods.
Or stuff that you have to put on a spoon.
All right, Joby.
What do you want to play?
I want to play this micro fluorescence table.
Is that how you say it?
It's got a triangle in the name.
Micro fluorescence.
Micro fluorescence.
M-I-C-R-O-F-L.
Oh, it has R-O-F-L.
Let's just give it up.
Upside down triangle.
No, I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about the triangles.
Just stop.
Dave hates triangles.
No, I don't hate triangles. Oh, oh okay well they now joey i am dying i am dying i am tingling
at the toenails to hear your take on this yeah on the cassette shell let's hear it i want hold
on everyone let's turn down me dave turn down our our mics and let's let Joe handle this for a bit.
What do you think about that?
Turn off the lights.
No, I can't see it.
I can't believe you don't control the light.
Okay.
I hate it.
You hate it?
Tell me why, because I don't like it either.
I'll tell you why.
It's crooked.
It's very crooked.
Very crooked.
I like they're trying something different they are trying something different they're like the buddy holly of today uh you
know they took the the j card label or not the j card label the uh sticker the sticker
cut it in twine and uh they cut it in half well i don't know if that's half They cut it in half.
I don't know if that's half.
They cut it and there's like 70% of the... Two thirds and then a third, right?
Yeah.
But it's too crooked.
It is a little bit too crooked.
I like what they're going for there.
We'll see what they do with the next couple.
What is this? Patient sounds?
Yeah, patient sounds and a bunch of tapes.
Pretty solid label.
Pretty good stuff.
This micro-fluorescence, it's a collab between...
It's also like, what, 2013 or 2012, 2013?
That didn't last long.
Rob Skrinski and Ross Devlin.
Is the triangle supposed to represent
an O and a U?
Or is it supposed to represent just
one of those? I didn't even think about that.
Because if it's supposed to
represent a U and they're
doing the V instead of the U
in conjunction with a triangle...
Don't throw it.
Dave hates triangles.
Dave hates triangles. Are these people naked inside?
I don't like trends. I don't like when
everybody jumps. They got bottoms.
I don't like when everybody
has to do the exact same thing.
It's about collective unconscious, Dave.
They didn't make the choice to do that.
They had to do that.
They had to do a triangle?
Or what?
Not or what
It happened
Stop picking your nose
I don't buy it
I'm not picking it
I'm just scratching it
It's like if a hundred monkeys know something
Every monkey knows it
That's been proven to be false
Mike told me that
Wait a minute God dang it Where. That's been proven to be false. What, Mike told me that?
Wait a minute.
God dang nabbit.
Where?
That's real.
That's real.
That's real as shit.
All right, well, this is a really good tape.
For the listeners out there.
I read about it in the Sacred Geometry book.
I get my rocks off by lying to Joe B.
You know there's a blue flame in the middle of the earth?
He likes to tell me things that really sound like they'd be real.
I'm like, yo, Joe, did you hear that Scotty Pippen is starting a minor league basketball team in Wilmington?
And he's like, what, are you serious?
Yeah, because his uncle.
Because there's things that I'm not even that interested in.
I'm like, oh, that's cool.
Scotty Pippen's uncle's from Wilmington,
and he came here to visit him
and was really strucken by our infrastructure.
So he stuck around, and he's going to start this leak.
I tried out for it.
Well, no.
They don't go that far.
See, you don't go too far.
They don't go too far.
But there's one that you've forgotten that you told me about, and neither of us know what it is.
But it's something that you never told me was false so there's something rattling in this brain
something upstairs
that at a party one day I'm like
I'm gonna tell someone
and it's actually false
it's like the cereal thing
and now it's just like soaring around the globe
one time Mike told me that cereals
it's gonna be on Mythbusters next time
that cereals had to add every to be on Mythbusters next time. It's going to be on Mythbusters.
That cereals had to add a... Every five years had to add a flavor,
like a new Crunch Berry.
They had...
Lucky Charms had to add a marshmallow every five years.
Before they lose their patent.
Before they lose their patent and anyone can make it.
And then 10 years later, you were like,
you know the weird thing about Lucky Charms?
All right. Let's get into this micro-slaught. Did know the weird thing about Lucky Charms? All right.
Well, let's get into this micro story.
Did you see that thing about Captain Crunch real quick?
He's not really a captain.
He's not really a captain.
Well, he's not really.
He's a cartoon.
Well, I know, but the stripes that are on his shirt are not Captain Stripes.
Are you serious?
And the Navy has come out and like responded.
They're like Colonel Stripes.
He's a colonel.
He's not a real captain.
He's Colonel Crunch.
All this time.
Son of a bitch.
All this time I've been trusting him.
It makes me wonder if...
USN, never again.
But the Soggies are going to have a field day with that one.
The Soggies.
Is that what they're called, the Soggies?
The little milk monsters.
Trying to make Captain Crunch soggy.
Wait, what?
They are called soggies.
They're milk monsters who try to make Captain Crunch soggy,
but that's the whole deal with Captain Crunch,
is it stays crunchy in the milk.
And the soggies try to change that.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
They love that he's not a captain.
They couldn't be happier.
You hear about this?
They've known the whole time.
But no one will listen to them.
They're like the cartoon birther analog.
I'm telling you, he's not a captain.
I knew he wasn't a colonel. I told you. I told a captain I knew he wasn't a colonel
I told you at the beginning he wasn't
Show me your papers
He can never produce them
Oh man
Alright
See sometimes I like political humor
Alright let's play this Michael F.on statement uh one roman numeral i uh on patient
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Patient Sounds.
Patient Sounds.
Yeah, pretty decent label.
Worth checking out.
They have a lot of good stuff out.
Burner.
Yeah, man.
That was a good one.
The one guy in that, Ross, does a project called Wolf Thorescence.
That's really good.
I've heard that name before.
I have a tape.
I believe it's a split with someone called Wet Eyes around here somewhere.
Wet Eyes, huh?
That's really good.
Yes.
I'll check it out.
Like eyes that are wet.
All right, let's wrap this thing up.
Got a couple more couple more
and then we're done
yeah we got
I said we got two more right
two more
what do we got
wrap it up boys
from a project called
Jailbird
a tape that was
subtitled
C20 on
House of Alchemy
it says on there
that it's
original sounds
by
Husser Grav
digitally digital manipulations by W.M. Berger.
Why are you even trying?
Who did that radio show, My Castle, or what was it called? My Castle of Quiet?
I think it's from New York.
He put out that Grasshopper LP.
Oh, okay.
Prison Tat Records.
All right.
Here's the thing about this tape.
First of all, what's this label on here?
On the actual shell?
Sounds a little too low-grat for Grasshopper
to say.
I like this little label.
I like the little rounded corners.
Yeah, it's a little like
one-and-a-half-inch little guy on there.
Yeah, I like that. A little black label black label just says jailbird on it in white
It's nice
I really do the artwork for this too
It's a nice little
A masked figure
Shushing you
One of those Office Max return address labels
Yeah it's a weird one
Alright but here's the deal with this tape
They made that work somehow
They got a little FTW there
That means fuck the world It does Here's the deal with this tape. They made that work somehow. They got a little FTW there. Oh, yeah?
That means fuck the world.
It does.
Here's the deal with this tape.
So my... Angry fellows.
Yeah, they're mad.
Anytime Old English or some sort of...
Well, you know, the milk monster's got some.
I'm trying to make them soggy.
You can't use a font like that.
They're pissed.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
My oldest child...
My oldest child... Took this this tape how weird is that
yeah you can do that now and uh ripped all the time i came downstairs it's on father's day
so happy father's day to me this tape and the mammal tape ripped all the tape completely out
and kind of crushed it up a little bit or no not the mammal tape the uh
uh well peaking lights, peaking lights tape.
Ripped all the tape out.
Had it in a big pile. All crushed up.
And, you know, I got a pen and I wound
it all back up and got it in there. But I don't
know the damage that was
done. And I hadn't listened to it
yet. So you don't know if it's supposed to
sound like that. So I don't know what
kind of crunkle, what kind of warble,
what kind of a nubble it's going to have.
So we'll play it.
What's a nubble?
Well, we'll find out.
And if it doesn't sound right, either of the artists involved
or House of Alchemy, if you would like to send us three more copies.
Three more copies.
One is fine. If you want to do the minimal. Three is copies. I will, you know, one is fine.
If you want to, you know, if you want to do the minimal.
Three is the best.
That's the highest.
But yeah, let's play this Jailbird self-titled C20 on House of Alchemy.
Hopefully it sounds right.
Here we go. Thank you. so
so so
so Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. so
so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Jailbird.
Jailbird.
Jailbird.
I thought that sounded good.
You were last. No, I thought that sounded good. You were last.
No, I thought that sounded good.
You were still last when you said jailbird.
No, it was good.
Dave went, then me, and then you.
You were last.
You were last.
Save the best for last.
Nope.
Going from best to worst.
That's how we do it.
I'm always in the middle.
But I thought that sounded good, so hopefully that was how it's supposed to sound.
It sounded good,
so hopefully that's how it was supposed to sound?
Because, you know,
we didn't know if it was going to be all gunky.
Oh, okay.
I forgot about that part.
And nubbly.
Yeah, Dave's memory is like... Were you in a car accident, Dave?
Yeah, actually I was in a car accident.
Did a donkey...
Have you been to a petting zoo
where a donkey kicked you?
Is that why you're so tall?
Like it hit that...
Your pituitary gland or whatever?
Hit it by a garbage truck when he was four.
Shut right up.
He was like six foot something.
Shut right up.
Compared to me and Mike, you are a giant.
You are, yeah.
I'm surprised you fit in the room.
You are a man amongst men.
I had to put cathedral ceilings in here.
All right.
Hey, before we go out, I I wanted to mention did you guys notice
have you seen this have you heard about this
have you seen this
have you guys seen that discriminate music is
closed yeah until further notice
right yeah and if you go to their
oh that's days mustache
where am I going to buy tapes from
if you get to their site it just says real big discriminate
close until further notice.
That's a bummer, man.
I wonder what's going on.
Until further notice, I got to wait?
Yeah, I don't know.
At least give me a countdown clock.
Well, you can do those pretty good.
Why don't you get done with them and see if, you know.
See if he wants one.
You can make a good countdown clock.
Or you can just count it up either way.
Yeah, I wonder what's going on.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's a bummer.
Yeah, it's definitely a bummer.
I noticed it didn't seem like they had got any new stuff for a while.
Yeah.
Well, I have to say, if that's the end, it was a good run.
It was a good run.
And that dude was like...
That dude was top of the game.
Yeah, one of the most solid dudes to order from.
Yeah, I loved ordering from him.
It was like Zappos.
You would get it right away.
I got it really fast, yeah yeah good prices too quality product quality product
at a good price at a good price good pack he wrapped them up in little sometimes you get one
don't get me started on how well he taped it wrapped it up there's little bubble wrap sacks
that he would put the tapes in oh yeah he had like the individual cassettes, like a little pouch, a bubble pouch for tapes.
Each one was individual.
I just bought a tape off Discogs
and the guy packed it with...
Newspaper.
Newspaper, but it was the ads for like...
Chewed up newspaper.
Gerbil days of the night.
Yeah, oh.
Here's the thing if you're going to package up a tape.
The newspaper, funny thing about newspaper, it can still be crushed.
You wouldn't think of it because the news is in it.
No one can crush the news.
You're going to want something a little bit more fluffified than a newspaper.
You might not think this because you're like,
well, I wrapped the cassette in extremely thin paper.
It's got to be good enough.
Yeah.
You're going to want more.
Think of it this way.
You know that science experiment that you had to do in elementary school when you all went up on the roof and you had to wrap the egg in something?
When you put your hand.
You know what?
We did that in D-CAD.
When you trace your hand.
20-something.
You're talking about when you trace your hand and you make it like a turkey?
You make it a turkey.
Don't.
You turkey.
No, when you have the egg
up on the roof,
you have to give it a safe
landing on the ground.
Treat your cassettes like that. What's going to survive?
What kind of packaging
is going to make an egg survive a fall off of
a two or three story building?
That's how you ship your cassettes.
Yeah.
And it's a catch-22 because you could just use a soft poly case.
But I do not want a soft poly case.
No one wants those.
Nobody wants those.
That's all that's going to be left eventually.
Soft poly cases?
Yeah, because all the other ones are going to break.
Cockroaches and soft poly cases.
What are we going to go out on?
All right.
Dave, what do you got?
What were we talking about?
Cassette tapes.
That's ridiculous.
We were meandering.
Cassette tapes.
We were probably talking about like a shell color or a J-card folding or like some insignificant
bullshit about cassette tapes.
Yep.
We were probably like men in our 30s sitting around
at like 1 in the morning.
I am 30.
Dave's 30.
Saying like, oh, I like how this has a red leader.
I like how it has a red leader.
Hey, is somebody out there curing a disease?
Well, I like how this has a screw on one side.
I don't like
green tinted Doralco cases.
I don't like them tinted Noroco cases. I don't like them.
Can I get a question?
Why is this panel
folded so unevenly?
Can you imagine how
ridiculous this sounds to somebody
who can't find food every day?
I don't like the way these Norocos
are colored.
There's someone out there.
You get to listen to music on a thing every day?
You listen to music on a thing.
There's someone out there who has found a lump on their body,
but can't afford to go get it checked out.
And he's thinking about it every day.
And their kids come home from school.
And they're like, what's wrong?
Nothing's wrong.
How was school?
Just getting through it. coming from school and like, you know, what's wrong? Nothing's wrong. How was school? How was... You know, just like getting
through it. And we're sitting here like,
oh, the green tinted Narokos
aren't as good as the yellow.
You did handwriting on this one.
Alright, we're getting real dark
at the end of this one.
Three takes.
Who's ever heard of a
blank beside?
We haven't seen a whale
in three months.
We're all gonna starve to death.
Like, fuck it.
It gets worse than that.
It gets worse than that. I have never seen a whale.
The gradient of life. Some people's, you know,
arts and luxury people. I vote to cut out this entire
last ten minutes.
I vote that as well. It gets real grim.
Alright, what are we going to go out on?
We're going to go out
with something really heavy.
Outer space.
Outer space.
Space is crazy.
I was just talking about space.
Space is fucked up.
I don't like the way
this is done.
That's the problem
with a sound design recording
is all their spines
are upside down.
This is upside down.
The shell is spray painted.
I like the spray paint.
Those are good.
Yeah.
What is that?
Is that the orc belt?
That might be the orc cloud.
Jesus Christ.
Or the koopier belt.
God, space is fucked up.
Space is really crazy.
So we're going to play this outer space tape.
John Elliott.
Thanks to Ben from Dog Day Staves for doing the intro.
Wrap it up, Mike.
No, thanks for doing that intro.
The sound is on recording number 32.
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