Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #30 | 8.4.13

Episode Date: August 4, 2013

Fairhorns, Bossbattle, Christopher Merritt, Hybridpackaging, Aaron Shepard, Giant Claw, Form A Log, Obsidian Pond, Vibrating Garbage, Black Baat, Spectral Park, sink\sink, Falcony, Burro, Nautilus, Prism Corp Virtual Enterprises, Mezzanine Swimmers, and Datashock.

Oh my god, this is Chuck from the Centipede Farm and you're listening to the Tabs Out! I'll be your Johnny on the spot. I'll be your Johnny on the spot. My dad died. Left me all he's got. I'll be your Johnny on the spot. I'll get up early. I'm on it. High energy. High energy start.

You rev my engine, Dave. Tabs out cassette podcast episode number 30 the big three oh 30 30 i got you boys a special treat for number 30 no you didn't hold on a second you're a little guy oh mike just got up oh he's got a he's got some fancy glasses over here what What are these called? Snifters? This might be a snifter. Snuff? Snuffer?

Snookers? Pop the cork on that. Whoa! I've been saving this one. You like dark beer? Joby, get on that mic. You like dark beer, Dave? I like dark beer.

Nothing too dark, though. Youngling's about as dark as that go. You picked this that we could not pronounce. This is the Kuvi von Kietzer. That's why I got it. I knew we couldn't say it. This is a 2008. It's vintage. That's a vintage. Tony Polino's listening and pulling his hair

out right now. No, you idiots! I asked the guy at the store, I said, what do you recommend for a 30th episode podcast? And he said, hmm, you recommend for a 30th episode podcast? And he said, hmm, what kind of podcast are we talking about? Cassette podcast? Oh, cassette podcast. And then he pulled a little bag out from underneath the table.

I gave this to the last cassette podcast that came in here. Pop that. Ooh. Pour us up a spot. What's that? Hints of cigar box and oak? Hey, there's some wet tobacco in there. I think this is going to have a really good mouthfeel.

You're getting some cow grass. I'm looking real for it. Some cow grass. Some cow grass. All right, while Joe pours this up a glass of tasty treats. A little bit of Axe. Get into our first cassette here. Let's jump right into this.

I got a lot of shit I want to play, so I want to jump right in here. You want to jump right in. Tape of the month from July last month. We haven't done a show in about a month. It's been a little bit. The Fairhorns Satan Replicant cassette on Death Bomb Arc label out of California.

It's been around for like over 10 years I believe. Take a little sip here. That's a meal. That's good. Is's a meal that's good is it a meal? yeah episode 30 three hours of

we've probably been in this room talking for like a total of like 48 hours let's not bring up how we waste our time that's crazy it's just

I'm not saying it's a waste of time well this room is a new room true we only started doing this room a few episodes ago but yeah Fairhorns cassette on Death Bomb Arc. Project by Matt Loveridge.

I believe it's from the UK. I believe. Not in my America. Nah. He's crossed the pond, as they say. It's got a whiskey taste. It smells like whiskey. It doesn't?

Yeah, it's a heavy... It's got a thick taste it smells like whiskey it doesn't it yeah it's it's a heavy it's got a heavy a thick mouthfeel whoa tastes a little like whiskey too um i lost the cover for this tape oh man that's warm and i got a a backup i got a pdf mail to me email to me and joe you were supposed to print me out one. Yeah. Print and rate it. Print and rate it. That didn't work. So if you guys want to look at that, you can look on the internet for it. It's a pretty sick cover. I checked out the file.

File looks cool. File looks good? Yeah. Imagine that on paper. So just Google it right now. Fair Horns. Death by Mark. Satan Replicant.

We're going to play the second track off of this which i thought i had uh nodens is the name of the cut nodens nodens nodens nodens nodens let's jump in episode number 30 fairhorns here it is i got some nodens in my butt I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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It's an addition of 50 still available from Death Bomb Arc. So surf your webs on over to their internet space and pick up your copy today. Reminded me of Butthole Surfers, speaking of surfing. Speaking of surfing. Oh, I was speaking of surfing, Dave. Good one. Good transition.

See, I tie it all together. I'm proud of you. Joe B., what do you got? Let's play a track from this boss battle tape. Local gentleman. Local guy, Sean, does a project called Boss Battle. Did he tell you where he recorded some of this stuff? We just looked it up. Dave, what was it called?

Oh, no, he did tell me about that place. The weird dome thing. Integratron. Yeah, the Integratron. It's like some weird dome in the desert of California. Here's a picture of it if you want to look at it, Joe. Yeah, he sent me some pictures of it. I forgot about that. It's an acoustically perfect tabernacle and energy machine sighted on a

powerful geomagnetic vortex in the magical Mojave Desert. He's just reciting that. Yeah, that's nice. No, that was from memory. It looks like an alien just landed somewhere. Looks like an alien took a poop. What did you say there was a sign outside that said something?

Oh, it said, fuck, what was it? It's in the photo gallery on the site. This beer's making me get a bead going. Oh, you got a working of a bead? Yeah. It said something like, caution caution sound bath in progress or something like that this is pretty intense uh is this on did he put this out in self-release or is this apartment 421 yeah alex put that out okay a local label apartment 421 tapes you got this queued up to anything we're just jumping in got to queue it up

yeah queue it up to which side uh the a side okay uh your standard like uh max l yeah 120 minutes from the radio it's all it's not a two-sided tape it's all things on one side yeah both times i don't even think both times get your your act together, Homan. Yeah, it was Homan. Apparently. All right, well, let's get in there. You got to queue it up on something on the... Well, I guess... I'm looking on the back.

It says side A and side B, but... Side A and side B noise. Oh, yeah. It does say it says side B... Well, B side noise and A side. Close enough. Yeah. All right.

Boss battle. Into this world and out again cassette on apartment 421 tapes bed up with the swirl Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Boss Battle. Solid. Yeah, it's real great. That tape's good. What font is that on the spine i was just talking to dave but it's a skate font i think it's bones brigade i can't remember i um i enjoy how

the uh like you know the labels that come with these blanks when you buy them yeah the little skinny labels yeah how like it's torn like in half you didn't have enough he only he wrote boss battle and then tore it right up onto the end of the E. And didn't even put it on like, it's not in the middle, it's not straight. He does whatever he wants. Like it's a dartboard and he just threw it on there. No, that was good. Alright Dave, what do you got?

What'd you bring? I was just gonna say that. Oh my god. Woo! This is like that episode episode of uh twilight zone twilight zone where the guy breaks his glasses

I was gonna say uh the other one something encounters not encounters close encounters that's a movie graphite counters that's it

Dave to the rescue fright night that's it fright night fright night freaky friday freaky friday ghoulies

ghoulies. Ghoulies, too. Gremlins. Dave, what tape you got? Wayne's World. Munchies. All right, all right, you win. I can't think of any more movies.

All right, all right, all right. You got it. Let's play this new jammy on orange milk. Like, we haven't played enough orange milk. What jammy you got there? Christopher Merritt. Like, we haven't played enough Christopher Merritt. This is a treat. This is a treat.

This is a treat though. It's really, really good. This one got my living room all wet. I had to break out a dehumidifier. These illustrations are great. Look at the inside one. Oh, I like that. Very nice.

This came out in the latest orange milk batch with that stellar cream juice tape that if you don't have the cream juice tape definitely buy the cream juice tape the which tape? cream juice tape because it's fucking insane cream juice

for the makers of imaginary colors you got this queued up to anything or are you just going to jump in on side A? Just jump right in. I like this burgundy imprint on the yellow cassette. Yeah, it's a nice combo there. It reminds me of summers in Maine. Down at the lake, sipping on a Mai Tai.

Maine, California? Maine, Wyoming. I'm wearing real cute slacks and a matching top. At the lake? Are they the ones that I want to buy you with the embroidered hamburgers and hot dogs on them? Yeah, those pants are awesome.

Have you seen those pants? They're like $120. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Oh, they're legit. They are. I like the ones with the little... They're like executive golfing vacation shirts. Yeah.

You take those out on the yacht. Let me see the... Where is it? Does it say who did the artwork for this? No. No? I don't think so. I think Seth Graham, one of the dudes who does Orange Milk, did the artwork for this one.

I think so as well. I feel like he did. All right. Well, let's jump into this Christopher Merritt cassette, Imaginary Colors on Orange Milk. ¶¶ Thank you. I'm sorry. I love you. ¶¶ ¶¶ The End ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. All right. Christopher Merritt. Oh. Imaginary Colors.

Imaginary Colors. Cassette. New one. Dropping some knowledge. Nice and wet. Yeah, Imaginary colors. Cassette. New one. Dropping some knowledge. Nice and wet. Yeah, that made this room nice and silky wet. Dropping some wet knowledge.

This room is soaked. What is an imaginary color? The color that you imagine. I don't see how you can imagine a color. Why can't I imagine a monster with, you know... That's different. Why is that different? Than color?

Yeah, and then he's an imaginary color. What color, though? But it's, like, it doesn't have a name. It, and then he's an imaginary color. What color, though? But it doesn't have a name. It's already a color. Orange and bacon mixed. Yeah, that's already a color. You just described a color that exists. He's this imaginary...

I don't know. Not the color of bacon, the essence of bacon. Yeah, it's a bacon essence. It swirls. He's many different colors. I'm going to play a tape. He's imaginary. You can't say imaginary is wrong.

It's imaginary. Joby, you can't. It's not imaginary color. Like picture a color in your head and you go, what color is that? Joby's autobiography. I wish you could see it. You can't tell me imaginary is wrong. No, it's not wrong.

You're imaginary. I picture you on the cover like with a bunch of like at-risk youths with your arms around them all right i'm gonna play a tape out of left field you want you want a zoinker yeah let me grab this back here oh good one mike this is a tape by a project called hybrid packaging uh the tape is a hybrid packaging the tape's called a bag and a case. Well, we're going to get to that. The tape's called Unleash the Void.

I think, I can't tell, I think it's on a label called Belch Kitchen. But, like, this is tape. I want everyone to try to Google this tape and find information on it. Because the only thing, you get to some, like, archival website that just has, like, text on it that just just says like, it's the weirdest fucking shit ever.

And let's talk about this bag. It comes in a big sandwich baggie. And there's like a hard piece of like chipboard in here. Like a white piece of chipboard. And you take that chipboard out and you're like, oh, I wonder what this chipboard is here for. You take it out. Okay, it's blank on one side. And there's like an index card that's blank glued to the other side.

For absolutely no reason. And then the tape is just in the bag. I don't know what this... In a standard... In a standard Norelco case. I don't know what the bag is for. Throw that away. Well, I'm not going to throw it away. It's part of the piece.

But there's nothing to it. You're looking for some hidden hidden there might be something i just wanted to feel the texture something something written in imaginary colors on plastic based or paper based this is paper based and uh looks like a pro dub tape you got this paper the standard um you know black liner with white uh imprint on it so it it says, Hybrid Packaging, Unleash the Void, 2011 Belch Kitchen. And then underneath the A, it says HP Anthem.

And then something really small at the bottom I can't see. And on the other side, it says, it says Conquer and Loiter. So I don't know if that is a track name or... That's a pro-dub tape

and all of that weird... And then there's a piece of, there's a picture-dub tape and all of that weird and then there's a piece of there's a picture in here of like what is this a filing cabinet looks like some sort of cabinet just or a coffin maybe and then the jaycar like a doggy coffin the jaycar says number core inside i believe that's the label you think it's number cores the label i think it's Number Corps is the label. I think it's Belch Kitchen. I think it's Num Corps. Num Corps. It is Num Corps. But anyway, this tape... Joby, you'll know this story. Parts of this tape sound like this guy who I used to work with. The guy?

The guy, yeah. And he had weird... He's like... Some pooping issues. He's a lunatic, basically. He had some butt problems. Like, you know, bring up 9-11. You'll rev his engine.

He'll be going for hours. Talk about his wardrobe. His wardrobe consists of some nice gray sweatpants, like a button-up cotton shirt, and a denim jacket with Frank Zappa airbrushed on the back. His face or just the words? Just the face and Zappa. Did he also have white high tops with

really long socks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really long socks that he pushed all the way down? In the summer months, he would have on the buttoned up cotton dress shirt tucked in to sweatshorts that came just above the knee.

And he's like a short, stocky guy with the frank zappa jacket still he always had the frank zappa jacket i could go and bet this guy for hours but he had weird colon problems i got a picture of his colon on my phone and he had claimed to fix his colon problems and he like sent some like letter with a picture of his you know b-hole to somebody but when he was in the bathroom, hold on to your horses. Start, ladies and gentlemen,

start your engines. Because this guy would make some bizarre noises. And over top of printing presses. You'd hear it across the room. And, you know, I haven't worked there in a while. Parts of this tape really bring me back.

Bring you back to the old times. Yeah, I can smell the ink in the air. I can smell the press wash just floating around. So let's get into this hybrid packaging tape, and you'll see what I mean. Unleash the Void. Possibly on Velch Kitchen, possibly on NumCore, possibly on Conquer and Loiter. We don't know.

Who knows? Weird packaging. Who knows? All right. Here's a little cut. Hmm. Hmm. What? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Aum. Aum. Aum.

Aum. Aum. Aum. Aum. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, my God. oh oh Vrm. Vrm. Vrm. Vrm. Vrm.

Vrm. Vrm. Vrm. Vrm. Vrm. Vrm. Vrm. Vrm. Vrm. Oh, my God. Aum. Vroom.

Vroom.. Wow He was mostly like, oh. The guy? Yeah. Nice. One time he was in the parking lot, and he called from the parking lot, and he lives like 45 minutes from work. So he drove to work, and then he called in the parking lot, and he called from the parking lot. And he lives like 45 minutes from work. So he drove to work, and then he called from the parking lot. Well, first he called, and I was the only one there, and I picked up.

And he just hung up. And then he called back, and I picked up, and he said... Man, he hated you. He said he did. He said he told me just let it go to voicemail. And I hung up again. And then he called it back, and I picked it up again. And he said, I thought... He goes, I told you just let it go to voicemail. And I hung up again. Then he called it back, and I picked it up again. And he said, I thought, he goes, I told you just to let it go to voicemail.

And I said, who is this? And he hung up. And then when he left, then he left a message. And the message was just, it just said, it's me. I'm bleeding real bad. I'm going home. Because he left. That's real grim.

Yeah. He lived real grim. Yeah. He lived a bleak life. What'd you do with his insurance claim number? Oh, let's not get into all that. Because that might be some fraud. We don't want to get into all that. His weird ass notepad. I'll bleep it out later.

He has a notepad with like government office numbers written all over it. And like, you know, I don't want to get, okay. Well, he had some, I don't want to, oh, good. He had some weird, like, insurance claim thing, and I changed all the zeros to eights and, like, all the ones to fours. And he's upstairs, like, talking a bit, like, on the phone with some people. And he's like, I'm telling you, it's four seven. That was really good.

All right. That was hybrid packaging, by the way. Didn't you change the combination on his briefcase, too? Oh, yeah. He eventually just broke it open with a screwdriver.

It was a brand new briefcase, too. He was so proud of himself. You're a stinker. I got another one. He's a little stinker. It's's a longer term story i'll tell you during the next tape it was it's the long con it was the long con all right joe what do you got let's play this uh aaron shepherd tape that's on we got a couple times ago dub ditch picnic uh mailbagger oh this is a pretty well i like this an all clear tape with the dub stencil on it yeah oh shit why don't i do that sooner well that's the first dub ditch picnic maybe he has done it sooner

but that's the first one that i've seen i need to dig into this label i've always known the name like i've heard the name a lot yeah and uh but i never really until we like started doing the podcast and he was like sending a bunch of stuff um It's when I really started to get into it. It's a solid label. And all these tapes, I love the stenciling. The dub or the imprint or whatever it is. Yeah, I think this is screen printed. He told us. He emailed us.

I forgot what he said. This looks awesome. So B-side of that. Oh, green tinted shells. Dave, you hate those, right? You don't like those? I don't like tinted colored shells. I like it.

Well, you know what? That's like half and half. Because the front's clear. It's half and half. Yeah. I don't mind that. Oh, just the back is the green and the front's clear. Yeah, that's nice. You know what?

I can get into that. Very clean design here. You want to touch? Let me get my mitts on it. Yeah, let me get my... Yeah, this is nice. You got this cute up here? B-side.

B-side. The unprinted side? Yeah. I like that. Is it a prison tape? I'm not seeing any screws. Mm, nice paper, too. I like a good prison tape

when it's like a C-10 and there's hardly anything in there. I hate C-10s. All right. Joby doesn't like a short tape. I don't like a good prison tape when it's like a C-10 and there's hardly anything in there. I hate C-10s. All right. Joby doesn't like a short tape. I don't like a short tape. Aaron Shepard.

Do you know who this guy is? I think he's from San Francisco. I looked him up. Guitar player guy. Yeah. I mean, he also plays keyboard. He plays multi-instruments. He's a multi-instrumentalist.

Agent Cassette. Dub Ditch Picnic number 37. Here's a multi-instrumentalist. Agent Cassette. Dub Ditch Picnic number 37. Here's a cut. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Aaron Shepard. That's a burner right there. That whole tape's really good. Dub Ditch Picnic. Still have copies? Have you checked?

I'm not sure. You can check yourself. Do yourself a favor. Go to his band camp as well. In for some treats on there. Ooh. I like a treat. I like what I hear.

There's an acoustic one that's really good. You've been doing some detective work. Yeah. Did you know old Sherlock Holmes is coming tonight? Bing bong. Bing bong. Dave, what do you got? What were you going to say?

I feel like I cut you off. I don't know. Okay, what do you got? Who cares? Let's do this Giant Claw jam. Oh, which one's this? This is... Music for a film? Newer than that., uh, jam. Oh, which one's this? This is, uh. Music for a film?

Um. Newer than that. Newer than that. Oh, okay. Impossible Chew. Impossible Chew, all right. On field hymns. Yeah, Joby, peep this artwork.

It's pretty incredible. You're gonna like this one. Hmm. That might be artwork of the year. Yeah. Yeah. You're just going right into that all these weird blocks yeah i did you guys ever played that game 3d world runner on nintendo no it it came with uh 3d glasses and if you hit like i think if you hit select it would make it go like 3d no shit would be separated from the red. And it was 3D.

It was like a guy that just ran on a plane that looked like that, and you had to jump over gaps. I feel like the 3D wouldn't work. I like these tube things because there's this lime green. It's not just a one color. Talk into your microphone. There's these thin lime green lines, and then the beige-y color and the dark whatever color.

I like that. These little hexagon gems and this little explosion next to one. Look on the back of the J card with the guy that's shooting. Oh, he's a little robot guy. Look at him. There's a whole story coming on here.

Good for him. Good for you I like this I might clip my toenails tonight to this one look at this little guy there's most of it now it's not black and white there's some color to it but it's very muted

a lot of grays a lot of imaginary but when you open all the way up in the in the second panel underneath of all the track titles art and music by keith rankin there's a little rainbow pit down there there's a little like uh yeah little little lines of red orange yellow green and blue next to the the handwritten download code which i know joe b is don't be too furious and i love this green, and blue next to the handwritten download code, which I know Joe B. is. Don't be too furious.

And I love this little robot all the way to the left. He's like shooting something. This is a hole. There's a story behind this. There's a... Keith Rankin is telling us a tale. A visual tale. I can't stare at that tunnel for too long. A visual and auditory tale.

I wonder what happens if you stare at that tunnel for too long. Oh, don't. This is on the field hyhams on their latest batch. That label's tearing it up. Oh, and I love that the same cubes are on the cassette shell, yellow shell with the black imprinting. Oh, there's a few steps on there. Next level.

Takes you to the next level. I like this. I like this a lot. All right, well, let's this. I like this a lot. All right, well, let's play something off of this Giant Claw, Impossible Chew cassette on Field Hymns. I think this track's called Mall Frenzy. You got number five out of 100 here, Dave.

What is it? Track two. Track two? What is it called? Track two is called Late Night Mall Frenzy Late Night Mall Frenzy Oh shit That's on Black Friday That's when the teens are out

Alright here it is Actually no teens aren't allowed at the mall anymore Thank you. Thank you. Oh, Jesus Christ. How do you do it, man? Damn, Gina. Every time. Every time. Every time. Out of the park.

I bet you he's good at a lot of stuff. Yeah. It makes it even worse. Yeah. I don't like this kind of people. Never mind. I hate this. Nah. Yeah. It makes it even worse. Yeah. I don't like this kind of people. Never mind. I hate this. No.

Yeah. But he's smart, too. Oh, God. I hate smart people so much. What do you got, Dave? Giant claw. No, that was Dave. What do you got?

Oh, I'm up. You know what? Play one off the shelves. I don't play much old stuff. We're not old, but like, I don't go and dig. The hell is fall? I don't really dig into like the personal stash lately because we've been getting like, you know, we get a lot of mail stuff and I feel like we should play a lot of stuff we

get in the mail. We appreciate everybody sending us stuff. But I don't play one off the shelves. This Formalog Clock Brain Tape. That was released on Ranky Tanky 2009. Formalog. I don't know if they're still together. I think they just did a tour with Mothcock.

Oh, really? Yeah. It was Noah Anthony, who's living in Philly now. He was in that group Social Junk. Rick Weaver who... I forget what project he was in. He was in some band. I can't remember what band he was in. And Ren who does

Container and I Just Live Here tapes. Human Host is the project Rick Weaver was in. Ranky Tanky is Noah Anthony's label. Play a little bit. I don't know who this guy is on the cover. He had a great cover with a guy who's really a grimaced look upon his face.

Like he's really trying to push one out. Dave, you can relate with that. Oh, yeah. I like on the inside it says Rang Guitar, Rick Drums, Noah Bass. But they're all just playing tapes. They're all just playing tapes, yeah. So let's get into this Formalog clock brain cassette from 2009 on Ronky Tonky. The Locked. Locked. Locked. Locked.

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Clock brain. Clock brain. Clock brain. Clock brain. Come here, come here, come here. Clock brain. oh Fuck right. Fuck right. Fuck right. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck right. Fuck right. Fuck right. Fucked. Locked. Locked. Locked.

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Form a log. Form a Log. Form a Log. That was good. Clock Brain cassette on Ranky Tanky from 2009. Speaking of cassettes. Speaking of, oh, we were. And Form a Log just uses cassettes, right? Yeah.

For the most part. Well, I'm following you so far. I'm with you. That's right. And we saw him at the spot in Newark a couple years ago. Yeah. And one of the dudes had like, he just kept taking off layers of clothes the entire time. It was really weird. I thought there was going to be a

homeless man under one of his sweaters with 20 more jackets. He had like, well, one by one, he just kept taking off. He had like a huge, like, like a South Pole style jacket. It was the dead of winter. Yeah. And like, you know, jeans. And then he took that off. He took off like 10 outfits. That's weird. Was that part of the performance? Still fully clothed at the end. It's part of the piece.

It's very important. It's a very important part of the piece. I really like their stuff. It's really good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good stuff. All right, Joe. Speaking of cassettes.

Speaking of tapes. This is a cassette podcast. We should probably mention that the jump rope tapes are done. Jump rope tapes are done. Jump rope. Tabs out Chrome Dome number two. Yeah, they're looking pretty. A collaboration between...

You know, I'll take a pic of them and throw them up on the internet. Put it on the old net. Put it on the old net. And I'll be getting those tapes out next week to the people who donate it. That's such a random line from a movie that I don't even know why we saw it. It's from Sideways. Sideways. But it's like, yeah, the only...

From the libraries. Let the people decide. Yeah. It's my favorite line from... I don't know if I've ever actually seen the film. You've never seen the whole movie? No, I think you got it from blockbuster or something then did i but we watched there was a time when i got everything from blockbuster

i remember watching that line but the jump rope tape we'll be getting those out in the mail this week coming up uh if you want to get in on that there's about probably a few days left to donate to tabssOut. Go to TabsOut.com. Click on Donate and figure that whole situation out. Get yourself some cuss sets. Yep. Put them on your wall.

At least one more for the years up. Right? At least one more. One or two. One or two. Depending on how long it takes. There's a motion sickness of time, travel tape, and something else. There's always some little tricks up the... Iron in the fire.

Some what? Iron in the fire. Always some iron in the fire. Also speaking of cassettes and TabsOut.com. We weren't talking about TabsOut.com. I did. I said go to TabsOut.com and click on donate. We put up a preview for Duets number two.

There was a Duets one cassette compilation on Tranquility Tapes last year. They're doing a second one. And you got a chance to win a copy. Your very own copy. All you got to do is, there's a thread on Facebook, and you just say your favorite duo. Any kind of duo. It could be anything.

Like, think of a, Joe joke give me a duo cookies and cream cookies and cream dave mint chocolate chip okay that's not a duo that's a chocolate chip mint and chocolate mint ice cream chocolate chip chips okay it doesn't have to be ice cream it can be anything israel and palestine uh strawberry banana uh Judge Reinhold and Eddie Murphy It can be it Wayne and Garth They weren't really a duo They were a duo

A section of a trio Turner and Hooch Turner and Hooch is a good one In Beverly Hills Cop 3 Oh no in 2 His partner Judge Reinhold's partner is in the hospital because he got shot and annie murphy and judge reinhold are looking now that's three they're looking it's got to be three no they're looking for the alphabet bandit no three was at

the was the amusement park the guy who's in the hospital is bogomil the boss uh no yes i've watched these films many times i I've also shared my... Seems like you're the expert, Joe. Are you sure? Yes. Because he was running down by the oil mills or whatever, the oil places, and he saw the guns.

The oil bakeries. He was down by the oil store. No, the bogle mills in the hospital. Okay, well, the third one is stupid, so I don't count it as canon. What? It's not canon. You, my friend, do not get to decide.

You know the TV show got canned? Yeah, but now they have a new movie. Oh, all right. I hope they reference the cigarette truck from the first one. But they made a pilot. Oh, I love the cigarette truck. Yeah. They made a pilot, just they didn't, whatever channel didn't like it.

So I'd like to see the pilot. I want to know the jerk off that didn't like that. Let me ask you this. Did they bring in Bronson Pinchop? I don't know. The screenwriter for Cool Runnings is a heroin addict? I heard that. Poor guy. He did Little Giants, Cool Runnings, and like

one other family movie and he was strung out on heroin the entire time. Which is like really weird because Cool Runnings is like it's like the most It's don't understand like the lifestyle of chasing the snake movie ever yeah when you chase the snake sometimes the snake bite today what was that guy that wrote for alf though what was that guy's name i don't know oh they made that movie i made probably midnight about him he was strung out on heroin oh that's that's based on a true story yeah i didn't know that yeah i got a got a question. He wrote for Twin Peaks and he wrote for ALF.

Why did they call Gordon Shumway ALF if you already had a name? Alien Lifeform. But he already had a name. Yeah, but Willie didn't know that when he got down he was an ALF. But at no point he said, actually, my name's Gordon. Well, he liked it. You get to a new place with new friends and they give you a cool new nickname and you're not like, you know what? They actually called me the, you know what? Yeah, I's Gordon. Well, you liked it. You get to a new place with new friends, and they give you a cool new nickname, and you're not like, you know what?

They actually called me the... You know what? Yeah, I guess Gordon is a corny name. All right. Fair enough. Are we still doing a podcast? Whose turn is it? It's my turn.

We're going to go mailbag. Just random. What do you got here? Cold listen. Cold turkey. Cold turkey. That's not right. Cold listen.

Cold listen. What's it say? Obsidian pond? Obs say? Obsidian pond? Obsidian? Obsidian pond? Obsidian pond. I don't know what the other word is, though. This lettering.

I like the font. That's why I picked it. Oh, I like this cover. That's like a Greek statue, I believe, from the Metatropic period. I know why you picked it, because that sort of looks like a swastika. from the metatropic period. This is really... I know why you picked it, because that sort of looks like a swastika.

That is exactly why I picked it. I knew it was. It was the font and that. You got another all-clear tape, and I love how the red leader is just kind of floating in there. What do you think about the B on the other side, though? Oh, kind of sloppy. They're both like that, though, kind of, huh?

Oh, yeah, they are. They're both crooked a little bit. It's just, like, somebody had big black stickers. Like mailbox stickers? Of an A and a B and just slapped them on there, yeah. I think it looks good. I like it. I like the red leader.

Yeah. The red leader is good. I like to cover this, like, black and silver. Oh, look at this. There's these little stamps inside here. There's these little pictures on the inside. Oh, 16 out of 30. You got to grab this one quick before it's gone.

Is there a label name on here? Yeah, it's Jehu and something. Oh, Jehu and Chinaman. Is that what it is? And Chinaman. It's Chinaman? Chinaman, yeah. We're, uh, you know.

It is Chinaman. Hmm. Who knows what we're in for, boys. Never mind. Not the proper nomenclature, but we'll play it anyway. All right. So let's play something from this Obsidian Pond cassette. Jehu and Chinaman, number eight.

Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. oh Thank you. Thank you. All right, that was Obsidian Pond. A little bit off that tape. That was tight. Yeah, it was great. It's not what I thought it was going to sound like. No, nothing like that. The dude who does that project, Alex Pierce, also has a project called Egyptian Hip Hop.

I'd like to check that out. Yeah, that was good. Yeah. We got a few tapes from that label. J-Who and something. I'm not going to say the other thing. You know what it is. Alright, Dave on Dave's Corner. What do you got?

I'm going to do another cold listen from the mailbag. From this label. You've got the tape does it have the actual um label name on the tape i have it i think the actual cassette oh oh yeah uh this is a really bad name for a label like it's definitely one of those things where they just pick two words and put them together. What is it? Turmeric magnitudes. Turmeric? Turmeric magnitudes.

They sent us five tapes, and all of the covers are just kind of like... Black and white. Yeah, black and white. Textures. Yeah, textures. And then all the tapes have a white label with a typewriter font or maybe a typewriter. That's typewriter font.

They say the name of the artist and then Turmeric Magnitude, San Francisco 2013 underneath. Very minimal. There's nothing written on the cover, so if you mix them up, that's it. You're stuck. Did you grab a couple from that label, Dave?

Yes. Easy. I'll mix them up. And I'm pretty sure whoever does this label, I'm assuming they do the project black thread. Because there's like three black thread tapes. I like the aesthetic, though. This one is like a wood grain kind of. And the paper's not, it's not like black and white. It's printed is like a wood grain, kind of. And the paper's not...

It's not like black and white. It's printed on this cream-colored thick stop. It's kind of nice. Double-sided, too. Yeah. Yeah, they all look really good. And are these... Are there release numbers on these?

I'm just wondering, is this a new label? There's no information on this whatsoever. Very minimal. I like it. Keep a little mystery to it, you know? People don't like to keep a mystery anymore. People like to jump right into these teens today. Teens today.

They want it all right now, now, now. Yeah, a little bit of mystery. It can make it all that much more exciting when it finally happens. All right, what are we playing here, Dave? You're playing the bonus beast vibrating garbage you're gonna play the vibrating garbage side yeah i like that name that is pretty good vibrating garbage all right it's cold listen vibrating garbage from the split with bonus beast on turmeric magnitude on chili powder magnitudes Water. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, man, it cut off, like, right...

That second cut sounded like it was going to be the cut when it came out. We should dive into that one later. Not what I expected from these covers. These are some bleak-looking covers. Yeah, especially with, like... What was the name of one of the black thread ones? Death Mold. It was like something angel piss.

Alright. What are you going to do, Mike? What are you going to do about that? Oh, are we recording? Yeah, we're back. We've been back. I didn't know. Okay.

I didn't say anything blue, did I? No, no, no. I'm going to play this tape from Black Bat. B-A-A-T. Black Bat. Bat. C20 that just came out on Mistake by the Lake.

Andrew Kirshner who did an intro for us not that long ago. He does a podcast called super rad it's a good one he just put out uh he put out i mean he put out a bunch of stuff on this label uh but it's been uh kind of mia for maybe a you know a year and a half two years or so but he just put out three tapes or maybe just two tapes he put out tape for me a weather tape and then he put out this there we go i'm not playing it jesus christ uh but black well you know what i accidentally put on that picked up that so we might as well just play that play the whole thing c90 why don't we just dive into my whole catalog? This is Andrew Kirshner and Wyatt Halland, who have a duo called Blackfire.

And this is a collaboration with someone named Lisa Marilia. So, you know, black and white cover. Oh, that's the one with the riot cops on it. Some riot cops, yeah. Jump in here. See what we got going for us. Some Cleveland Electronics from BlackBot.

Self-titled C20. A mistake by the lake. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the so I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. The The The The The I'm going to go ahead and stop the video. The I'm going to go ahead and stop the video. The I'm going to go ahead and get back to the truck. Thank you. I'm going to go. The The I'm going to go ahead and get back to the Black Bat, self-titled C20, on the stick by the lake. Crunchy. Crunchy Jamer, You still pick that up. Give me some snacks. I know you have some snacks in this house. He definitely has snacks. You've got something stored away. I don't fucking know it. There's no snacks here.

I got some, uh, like, Reese's Pieces for when you use the potty. You can use the potty, get two Reese's Pieces. Just two? Yeah. When you go to the bathroom, you eat candy? No. Why would you eat candy? I'm potty training the kid.

Oh, you're doing a reward type system, huh? When you put poop or pee in the potty, you get a... They're called Spider-Man treats. You get a Spider-Man treat. Why are they Spider-Man treats? Because the first treats were inside a bag that had Spider-Man on it from Halloween from last year. And you're just lying to her.

And now she thinks there's Spider-Man treats for using the potty, so when you put shit or pee in the potty, water or poop, you get a Spider-Man treat. You get two Spider-Man treats. Do you tell her that's water? Because that might be dangerous. No. She did piss on the

rug today. Didn't know when it happened, but she was wandering around. When you need to go, you'll go over to the potty. But at some point, it was like, man, it's been a while. You peed in someone's jewelry or in their car? Those days are behind me. Wait, this is something that you did? We'll talk about it later.

If you knew the person, you wouldn't be upset. It was the 90s. Everyone was peeing in weird places. Everyone was doing it. Josh was doing it. Yeah, we were all peeing in weird places. Bottles, everything. Closets.

I peed in some weird places. Well, we all know that. Yeah, we all know that, dude. All right, whose turn is it? Mine. Would you jump in my grave that quick? What do you got here? Spectral Park cassette on crash cymbals.

They sent a couple tapes over? No, I haven't heard of this label. You were saying good things about them. Yeah, I can't remember what I heard on this label, but they play,

they have a lot of good stuff on there. I peed in Joby's butt. Well, I got stung by a jellyfish, Dave. It got him pregnant. It got him pregnant. He got stung

by a jellyfish and you're like, the only way to, I gotta pee in your butt. And you're like, well, it stung me on the leg. It's gotta be in the butt. That's how it gets to your bloodstream. and you're like, I gotta pee in your butt. And you're like, well, it stuck me on the leg. It's gotta be in the butt! That's how it gets to your bloodstream.

Yeah, real fast, man. I really like the inside of this J-card, how it's just one picture that is the entire panel, spine, and back. And how the spine fits neatly in between. Yeah. This is nice. Oh, I didn't even notice this,

that the cover has this red and white checkerboard and then the tape has this red and white checkerboard going on. I can't see what's going on over there. Dave wants his mitts on that. Yeah, get your mitts on that. This is a nice looking cover. I like that. Does it say inside who did the artwork for this?

This is really nice. And do we know who Spectral Park is? Luke Donovan did the artwork. Luke Donovan, good job. Liz Pavlik did the layout. Well, you both should be very proud of yourselves. You did a good job. Yeah.

So he made the art, and she just drug it over and dropped it on the sun. Well, he kills more. I bet he designed each layer, and she put them together. I'm just teasing Liz Pavlik. I don't know what you did. You know, she might have been using paintbrush and it's a lot harder to process. I really like this label name that is Crash Symbols but it's spelled S-Y-M-B-O-L-S

not like Because a crash symbol is like a drum symbol. It's more like That's a hi-hat I think that you're doing right there. I used to go to the jazz clubs back in the 40s. Used to play in a jazz band and the kids would bop to us.

It was the only sexual relief you got. All right, well, let's play something off of the Spectral Park cassette on Crash Symbols. Does it have a name or is it self-titled? I'm thinking it's self-titled. Luke Donovan, the man behind this project. It's a Purdy tape. Hopefully it sounds good. You don't let us down.

Like so many others. So many other tapes. Oh, you switched. We switched. I'm doing drums now. Yeah, yeah. What happened? Spectral Park. Thank you. I'm trying to live You've got your name

In my soul You've got your name I'm not for the heart You've given your heart to me It hangs on the wall It stays a game you forget You lost your love You lost your love I can't watch you Touching you, you've lost your love. In love, someone else, you've lost your love.

How ashamed, how can you pretend you love? All these big words, too much of a love. Thank you. I'm tired of this, I'm tired of this, before it's even done I'm tired of this, I'm out. Oh, yeah. Oh, Spectral Park? Spectral Park. That was a treat. Yeah, that was weird. That was like a love song on 45, but it should be on 33.

Yeah, in Austin Powers. Yeah. Before he goes back in time. On 5R Energy. When he's listening to the CD. Oh, that's the one. They're running around the oil tank store. That's the one with Beyonce. And Eddie Murphy.

Okay. Beyonce. Yeah. That was tight. I liked that a lot. Yep. There's an LP version of that. What label did I say it was on?

Mexican Summer. On Mexican Summer. And I guess the cassette version is on Crash Symbols. New jam. Possibly still available at your local internet. Dave Odd. Is it my turn already? Not at a cassette store because there are no such thing as cassette stores.

But don't get me started on that. Don't pull my string on that. There might still be in, like, Taiwan. Don't pull my string on that. No, there might still be somewhere. Yeah, it's your turn, Dave. What do you got? My turn.

All right. Yours is turn. I'm going to do this tape that came out on already dead tapes by a project called Sync backslash Sync. So Sync Sync. Sync Sync. Yeah. It comes in this nice little, what do you call this kind of box? It comes in a, like a crayon box.

Yeah, exactly. Kind of like a crayon box, and then there's like art, black and white art, like pasted on all the panels. Let me see. Let me see. Looks like a teenage Bobby Hill on the back with like a razor blade in his hand or something. It does. That does look like Bobby Hill. Like Bobby Hill on the back with a razor blade in his hand or something. It does. That does look like Bobby Hill. Like Bobby Hill, you know, if he got out more.

If he fell in with the wrong crowd. Yeah, you know. Or if he just got some exercise or something. Music by Gareth Schott. Words by Ilza Krantz. Cello by Catherine Milson. Piano and synth by Mika Templeton.

There's so many people. I'm not listening to all these people. Jesus Christ, I thought it was going to be like two people. Since when do these people get together with other people to make music? That still happens? Well, you know. It's 2013. There was the Wall of Sound. Okay. The Phil Spector Wall. It was Phil Spector, right?

He didn't kill that lady. No? He didn't kill that lady. No, he didn't kill that lady. No, Regina's still alive. They're all still alive. Alright. I see you've been manhandling this box a little bit. I got a question for you.

Because I know how you don't like handwritten stuff. Yeah. But you do like handwritten stuff. Print it. Print it. But this is handwritten and handwritten. Jesus Christ. Handwritten.

Fumble. Fumble. Handwritten. And print it, but it looks like it's. Fumble. He pushed the button. Fumble. What do you think about that sink sink on there because it looks like it's just handwritten I know

but it looks like it is that's fine you like it okay the handwritten part is more with like you're ruining like then there's the indent where you wrote it with the pen uh-huh there's a it's the indent where you wrote it with the pen. It's a lot more than just... If you got a heavy hand. Yeah, yeah. The ink obviously doesn't match anything else on the thing.

It's not a handwriting thing. It's stupid. What is that? A lamb with a balloon tied to it? Yeah. Where's that going? And then the kids on the back. That's why they picked that one.

What is one balloon? How's one balloon of any size going to pick up a lamb? Well, you put enough uh you put enough float gas in it yeah i guess you can put a lot of float glass gas in those things nowadays all right already dead tapes number 78 i like their label in the little banner yeah yeah i like that too let's jump into the sync sync alone cloudburst here it is Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I don't know. To be continued... And he can travel to where Robocop is. No, no, but Robocop isn't in his universe. That isn't in that realm. Robocop didn't happen.

What? Why not? What are you talking about? What do you mean? Because they've already made multiple Terminator movies in which they've gone through the present day, the past, literally the past, the present, and then the somewhat future, and Robocop didn't happen.

What do you mean Robocop didn't happen what do you mean robocop didn't happen joe b jesson's meets the flintstones so that was the past and then the jessons is the way future and they went back i don't understand like what do you mean robocop didn't happen like just because we didn't see them they didn't go to detroit yeah it happened but it just wasn't... They were in California, right? Well, RoboCop takes place in what year? RoboCop?

I'm going to guess, like, I don't know, 2020. 2020. That's a guess. Terminator 3, when the nuclear bombs go off, that's like 2000-something. What a dick. And then that's when Skynet took over. Okay. So Skynet took over in 2000-something. What a dick. And then that's when Skynet took over. Okay. So Skynet took over in 2000-something.

So we didn't... Skynet took over now. It's fucked up. Now we're fighting the robots. Then we didn't create... So Robocop doesn't exist in that universe. But Robocop can still be created. I don't think he can because Skynet has taken over now.

I don't think... What don't you get has taken over now i don't i don't think what don't you get like did you skynet let us build a robocop yep maybe skynet there are two characters it's like wolverine fighting batman oh i'd watch that you can't do it one's dc one's marvel they're two different universes no but that shit has been done you know there was a Zelda segment in the Super Mario Brothers show. Yeah, and that's just like next time on Zelda, but we never actually watched Zelda.

Never got to see Zelda. When was that on? Middle of the night. I bet they got naked, so you couldn't notice. They got thrown in the really late. No, you... So you don't believe in, like...

Magic? Magic? It's like Spawn fighting... Maybe a better one is Spawn fighting the X-Men. That one's better. You lost me there. I'll lose. Because it's a way off other.

At least DC and Marvel are rival, and they have done maybe some crossover. Yeah. But that's a, you know, Spawn's a whole other conversation. I thought Robocop, didn't Robocop fight somebody? I think Robocop did fight the Terminator. He has some robot ninjas in like Robocop 4. I think he did fight the Terminator. In what?

Bad dudes. In a comic book or something. I don't know. You don't know? You didn't even know what squirting was. Come on, let's not get involved. So that was Sink Sink. Yeah, that was good, man.

A short little giblet. A giblet? Isn't that the inside of a turkey? But those things are real short. You didn't do your dogs. My mom always, give the giblets to the dogs. My grandfather ate those things. Are you serious?

Oh, you ate them? Did your grandfather ever eat the weird yellow shit inside of crabs? Oh, he ate that all the time. The mustard? My papa would just call it mustard. He used to dip the meat into it. He also had a numb arm because they fucked up his car.

Because of the war. Well, no, not exactly. Not as glamorous. War is not glamorous, Dave. It's hell. All right? Call me when you've been embedded. Stop interrupting me.

All right, you go over there. It went numb from carpal tunnel surgery. You spent six months in the sandbox and come back here and tell me it's glamorous, all right? I lost a lot of good men over there. Stinky Pete, Brooklyn, Swap High Joe. Tex, Red. Tex, Red, Harry. They ain't coming back.

Curly Joe. All right, what happened? Your dad had a numb arm and he ate crabs my grandfather he used to stick his numb arm down into the tanks and just let the crabs pinch on and just pull them out he would just be hanging on and he would pick them out that one that one that one

gave the grandkids a show with that one that's a fun time and the guy would like lose his mind like what are you doing old crab man didn't know what was going on. What happened to his arm? Carpal tunnel surgery. He fucked up. I was hoping it was because he stuck his arm into a fish tank when he was drunk and something happened.

He always had a penchant for sticking his arm in fish tanks. He didn't sue either. No? Nice guy. Just dealt with it. It's a different generation. These are the cards you're dealt. It happened. These are the cards you're dealt. It happened.

Yeah, these are the cards you're dealt. He's like, Davey, sit down. Sit down on my fucked up leg. Because I got fucked up years later. He didn't have a fucked up leg. Shit happens. Shit happens. You sat down, it was like hollow metal.

Clank. You know, it was a different time. And I bet he still worked a 50-hour week. Oh, yeah. Yeah. At the airport. At the airport. Pooling planes. Mm- airport. At the airport. Pulling planes.

Mm-hmm. With his teeth. I'm going to play a tape off of a label called Vwordword. Vwordword? Vwordword. Vwordword.

How do you spell it? I told you earlier, Dave. Do you remember what I said? Word with some shit in front of it? It's like V-Y or V-W-Y V-W-Y-R-D-W-U-R-D.

I advise everyone to go to that.com to see the worst website ever. Joby, get a glimpse of this. Oh, that looks bad. That is straight GeoCities. Somehow it took forever for that background to load. This background that takes 20 minutes to load. It's got this banner that goes all across the top to the side of the frame in the middle. It keeps going.

It's like the 88 worst fonts there are. And then these pixelated bad pictures. They say music, blog, video with these horrible images. But the tapes are pretty nice. I like how all the tapes on this label, it says music by, like this tape is by a project called Falconee. And it says music by Andrew Ryder on the back.

And if you get another tape by another project, it would say music by, and that person's name on the back. Cooper Black. Nice Cooper Black font. Was that Cooper's name on the back. Cooper Black. Nice Cooper Black font. Was that Cooper Black? I think that's Cooper Black. And they got, you know, shells have full color stickers on both sides.

They put in the work here. A little handwriting inside there. You probably don't like that. Yeah, that's stupid. Yeah. Number 12 out of 16. 12 out of 16, huh? Pack quick if you want one.

Gonna play something off this falcony. That's an odd number. I'm only gonna make 16. Well, you had 16 left. How long is this tape? It doesn't say. So let's play something off this Falcon E 3 III Roman numeral 3 cassette

on Fordward. And here's a taste. I love you. so The Thank you. Thank you. The the the the the the the the The Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173,

Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173,

Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173,

Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Exit 173, Thank you. The Exit 17, The Exit 179, so The the the the the the Falconer. I'm going them all.

Listened to them all. And pretty good stuff. Enjoyed it. Check out that label if you get a moment of time in your busy, busy life. It's such a weird, like, clash of, like, aesthetic between the tapes that you get and the way that the website looks. Oh, yeah. Don't get me started on the website.

That's some straight angel Fire shit going on. Yeah. It looks like, you know, it looks like a vapor wave, like, band camp. Yeah, but even worse. Yeah, even worse. Way worse, yeah. Because you got to, like, with the vapor wave stuff, you're trying to make it look that way. Yeah, yeah.

This guy, I think, just doesn't know how to use the internet. It's like so bad that you can't replicate it. Yeah, yeah. You can't just make that happen. You can't write that kind of material. No, it just, you know. That's one in a million. Yeah.

Like, people try to sound like Weird Al, but there's only one Weird Al. Do people sound like Weird Al? Well, Crazy Dan Dan lunatic Lenny all right Joe what do you got play something off this burrow to shoot Larry Mike probably know what that is either computer game I know that is What are you handing me here? I got this is a big guy.

You're both losing your mind over that. Dave, are you all right? Jeff, you got me good. You got me good. You got you stuck in one there. All right, this is a tape. It looks like by a project called Burrow. Tangerine Rising is the name of the cassette on USSR,

which is the abbreviation for the label Unit Structure Sound Recordings. I got it right here. You did, you did. I can never remember what it is. You just had to flip through the tabs, which is a... This is a sick... I love this J card. It's like a...

You know, you got like this... It's very like stunned kind of with the, there's like a picture in the background and then strips of another picture. But then when you open it up, bam, you got four panels with the image like mirrored all over it. And on the inside is text that is also mirrored and flopped and flip-flopped.

It's like flopping all over the place. It is flopping all over. Yeah, it looks really nice. This is a real thick stock. It's got... Ooh. Yeah, you can hear it. You hear that, people?

Can you hear that over the airwaves? This is really nice. It's got some knock to it. It's a project of Andrew Hume, Stuart Elton, and Whitney Oda. And I like all the tapes on... First of all, this is like a bar of zest or something, this color. Yeah, I'm really digging that.

I don't even know. Is that a teal? Light tropical teal? Minty Blast. Minty Blast. Mint Blast. But over the right-hand spool on all the tapes, there's a little USSR label and a square.

Yeah. It's a nice little touch. That's all that's on all of the shells. Yeah, that's the thing though. Don't drop that in your cup. Don't mix them up. I may have mixed them up already. So who knows what we're listening to.

Get one of those white out pens and just write who it is on it. You gotta write who it is. Give it a personal touch. But you know that green goes really well with this cover so this is probably the right tape. Alright, hand that on over. Let's jump in here. It's slippery, huh? Butterfingers.

Butterfingers Johnson over here. Alright, let's play some of the side A of the burro tape, Tangerine Rising, on unit structure sound recordings. Here you go. Thank you. so Thank you. so © B Emily Beynon Terminator vs. Seaman would be insane. We're back. Burrow, Tangerine Rising on USSR.

There is a Robocop vs. Terminator comic book. There is? Yeah. Oh, that's so stupid. Oh, wait, it's a video game. Oh. Video game? What?

Yeah. For what system? Mega Drive. Now I like it. When you hit the game market, all bets are off. I bet you there's a comic book, too. Comic. Robocop vs. The Terminator comic book. That's stupid.

Well, I like how it couldn't happen. Somebody was out there losing their mind. They made it already! It's a four-issue comic book. From 92 on Dark Horse Comics. Written by Frank Miller. Frank Miller wrote that? Yeah.

Using elements from both the Robocop and Terminator universes, the comic book series begins with Skynet sending three Terminators back in time to Detroit to protect the turmoil Robocop from a lone human soldier also sent back to destroy him.

That's dumb. I'm not saying it's... I'm not judging it on its merits. I'm just saying it exists. Yeah. I like how you thought... I like that Mike kind of wrote the first half of the story, just like

when we were sitting here talking about it. Well, I also enjoy how, Joe B., you think two fictional characters couldn't possibly fight each other. Not in the like... I was talking about the films, like the canon of the Terminator films.

The universes aren't real. I know they're not real. So anything can happen. Never mind. It's impossible to talk into the mic. Like Terminator can fight He-Man. It's impossible talking to Mike. Like Terminator can fight He-Man. He wouldn't.

I know what you're saying, Jeff. I know what you're saying. Whatever. Who's got a tape? Who did the last one? That was B.

That was B? Alright, so I forgot the order. So you're up. I'm up? Okay. It's pretty easy. It would either be me or you and it's you. It's getting late. Alright, we'll play this.

I want to know some good cross universe battles. I like those. Cross universe battles? Some more? Like a Marvel vs. DC like Alien vs. Predator Alien vs. Predator

that's one yeah so if that can happen and you like you know and did you see the results of those movies they were horrible

I'm not saying they're gonna be good or bad I'm just saying they're possible you're saying they're impossible I didn't say I didn't mean it like that and plus

we're having a funny conversation i'm not trying to be i'm not serious i'm dead serious all right people's lives hang in the balance mike's not gonna stop until you go you win you win you're all right you're so cool i'm glad and more and keep and more you do cool stuff on the internet i do so glad that you do all these webpages The internet's webpages You still say it like it's like 95 Clocking up the bandwidth I'm using up all the bandwidth

Netflix has to slow down now Alright Dave what do you got Cassette I'm gonna play this Nautilus tape Nautilus Nautilus that came out. It's over there.

Yeah, you got it. Spine looks good. Over there. Spine does look good. I like the artwork, period. Spine looks good. It looks like a Halloween tape. It's called Pumpkin 2.

It is called Pumpkin 2. The cover looks great. Yeah. Oh, my God. The cover's so good. Look at this. It's called Pumpkin 2? Yeah.

Oh, you know how I was reorganizing all my tapes the other day and uh we always talk about how uh mt5 is like the best worst label oh yeah i have and we'll get into some of their tapes next time i have some competition competition for best worst label fairchild tapes uh that sounds i think one of the dudes from Mothcock used to run it. It's some of the worst looking fucking tapes you've ever seen. But they're all really good.

We'll get into some of that later. Explain the cover, Dave. First of all, this isn't like... It's by Nautilus. Nautilus kind of evokes some like... That sounds familiar. Nautilus. Don't Nautilus have a tape on it? Nautilus kind of... That evokes some like... That sounds familiar. Nautical themes maybe?

Yeah. Because of the word. Because of the word. Because of the word. Nautilus. Tape's called Pumpkin 2. So picture in your head what the word for Pumpkin 2 would look like. Okay?

I'm thinking pumpkins. It's wrong. What you're thinking is wrong. What we have here is some line drawing, like some straight up John Cocteau line drawings of some people maybe sitting around a table in the springtime under an umbrella, maybe talking about philosophy, having a cocktail. I think they're at like a resort.

Oh, a nice resort, like a Sandals. Yeah. Yeah, okay. All inclusive. Something like that. You can be in the pool and you swim up to the bar there's a lady in the background sitting on a beach yeah exactly that's why it leads me to believe that they're at some sort of old they're all old though aren't they yeah they are

old and they're all like like the people sitting up front are fully clothed and then the lady in the back's like in a bikini which is kind of weird you know i don't know like why would you be wearing that if it's all you know you're sunbathing i don't know close to the beach well also these people that are sitting around having a conversation are under the palm tree branch so maybe it's nice and cool under there but anyway it like the sounds and the name and the artwork don't match don't match at all no so um and this is on what's the name and the artwork don't match at all. Don't match at all. No. So, and this is on, what's the name of this label? Metamorte, right? Yeah, that's how you say it.

Metamorte. Good one, Mike. I'm looking for some information on, I'm not finding it. Metamorte. If you want to find out more about this label, go to metamorte.de. Was that Denmark? Delaware. Delaware.

All right. Local boys. I also wanted to say, boys. That's us. Prepare yourselves. You're about to see the biggest cassette window on any home. All my hair. I'm all ready.

I'm all ready. It looks so small on your hand. Two. Three. Whoa! Bing bong! You know what? I have already seen it.

Is that a flimsy window though? Oh no, it's not. I thought it was. I have already seen the window because Dave sent me a picture of it but seeing it in person just blew my mind.

It's huge, right? It's bigger than the spools. Yeah. What were they thinking? I don't know. How did they come up with that technology? No, Joe,

that one's not going to work because the entire middle is... You've got to get one with a window on it to compare. It might be the same size. It's like an optical illusion. It's the girth, though. It's the girth of the...

Wait a minute. I think that is the same size as that one. It's the same size. How did they... I'm not trying to pop Dave's bubble or nothing. This is smaller. Yeah, this one's definitely smaller. No, it's definitely bigger.

Barely, though. Our reaction was a little blown out. Look at it, though. Jesus Christ. It looks gigantic. It looks huge. Well, not when you're holding it. Hand it over to me. Yeah, though. Our reaction was a little blown out. Look at it, though. Jesus Christ. It looks gigantic. It looks huge. Well, not when you're holding it. Hand it over to me.

Yeah, exactly. There we go. Now look at it. Look how big that is. You could heat a house through that window. Yeah. Get that glass imported. Okay, yeah.

Especially when you got against. Yeah, give me a smaller one. One of these guys. Oh, yeah. A Slim Jim. That's like a slit in a tanker truck. It's like two regular ones. Yeah.

Yeah. Look at that. I can see Dave all the way through it. All the way through it. Oh, nothing written on it. Just a blank white cassette, huh? Yeah. Nothing written on that at all.

But you know what? This big window, you're not going to mix that up with anything else. No, no, no, no. You got a window like that, but when the light shines through it, you get a nice prism. Yeah. Give the kid something to play with. All right, well, let's jump in here. Nautilus. Pumpkin 2.

Is there a Pumpkin 1? You know what? That's a good question. We should check. Could be the sequel. We'll look that up while we... No, we won't. While we play this. I'd like to listen to the first one. Yeah. I'd like to listen to the first one. Yeah. I haven't listened to Pumpkin One. I'm not going to know what's going on.

I'm not going to know what's happening. All right. On Metamortay. Here's a cut. Thank you. © B Emily Beynon Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Nautilus. Pumpkin 2. Off of Pumpkin 2. Little chiller for you. Me's turn?

Sure. Take it away, Mike. Terminator vs. Robin. Did Robin have any superpowers? No, because Batman didn't either. Just the cape and millions of dollars. Yeah. Doing anything.

You ever watch... You go back and watch the Batman, the movie, the first one, the Adam West one? All of his gear, like in the Batcave, looks awesome. Yeah? Like, oh, yeah. Like, you could sit down and jam on it for a while. So many knobs and buttons and lights. Looks so fun.

Yeah, I definitely have... Oh, it doesn't matter. We'll talk about it in a minute so fun. Yeah, I definitely have a... Oh, it doesn't matter. We'll talk about it in a minute. Okay. Okay, I'm going to play this tape I just got from Beer on the Rug by a project called Prison Corp Virtual Enterprises. Tape's called Home, trademarked.

Home, trademark logo. That's like the best art. Yeah, the art for this is insane. This picture is like a modern, very modern, sleek kitchen. Floating in an ocean with this like face, like a lawnmower man, virtual reality face coming through the clouds. And then it says home in like the best font

with this like streak coming off of it. Like the American online font. But it gets better when you open it up. Because it's like, God, these tapes. This whole scene is brand new to me. And I'm just diving into it now. I just discovered it for myself.

Yeah, I just discovered it not too long ago either, and it's so weird. And I'm trying to stay up, but I don't really do the whole blog thing and download stuff. So I'm just buying tapes. But they go so quickly. And I don't really know where to look for most of it. But this tape, I love the inside. Look at the inside.

It's three panels. And it's all like this statue head coming out of the floating in the water with an airplane. Is that the water or is that just like a vapor mist in the sky? is it a vapor mist no i think it's water okay and i think the clouds are reflecting off the water okay this airplane flying over and it says i love the home logo it's so good the tape's called home yeah whoever does this project also does uh macintosh plus okay there's one that's called Japanese Symbol, Japanese Symbol, Japanese Symbol, Japanese Symbol, Japanese Symbol Virtual.

Okay. And then LaserDiscVisions, FujiGridTV. Oh, he does all these projects? Sacred Tapestry, yeah. He's getting around. Jesus Christ. And I love the inside pictures. There's also two panels that have chefs in front of kitchensitchens but the home logo from the tape is over their faces i was looking at this earlier and this is

like like mike was telling me like a lot of these guys like this this dude's like really young right i think so yeah i believe so he's like 18 so like i don't know if he's 18 but i think he's i think he's a younger guy i'm not not really sure. I can see it. I think a lot of people in this scene are real young. Yeah. But this is like their vintage. This is their retro. Yeah, that's their retro.

Not vintage, just their retro. Yeah, exactly. It's like this is like Super Nintendo. The way you would pine for 70s stuff. Even though I'm not necessarily a product of the 70s. But it's something that you just missed out on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So something like this might be something that they, either from the beginnings of their youth,

or just missed out on it. Yeah. The jams... Now, if you have a video game called Side Pocket for the Sega Genesis, that's what the jams sound like. They sound video game called side pocket for the sega genesis like that's what the jams sound like it sound like when you're loading up like mario paint yeah or like you know a bowling game of some yeah it's on like super nintendo yeah i ordered this tape from beer on the rug and it showed up on this tape a bunch and their names are great

the names are like news group and like web ring or something like that but um i didn't really know what to expect when i ordered it because i i didn't listen to it like purposely didn't listen to it because i wanted to like be surprised and it blew me away i just i love it so we'll play two cuts off of this the first one is called loading What's the second track on this called, Dave? It's on the back flat. Pure. Pure? We'll play Loading and Pure.

You sent me the download code for this, and I was telling you. Well, don't go saying that. What? You shared your download code. Frank call, Frank call. I'm not a bootlegger. Cyber police are going to come. I've got an extra track.

The first track on mine is called Impressions. Oh, you got a bonus? Yeah, but it's the first track. Is Impressions on this day? There's a lot of tracks. I'm trying to scan them here. I don't see Impressions. Bonus cut.

Web only exclusive. But I want you to listen to this one while we listen to this one. Because this is a cover, and I can't place it. All right. Right, right, right. All right. Well, let's get into two tracks off this Prism Corp Virtual Enterprises Home trademark on Beer on the Rug. Brand new tape. Thank you. Oh, Prism Corp Virtual Enterprises.

Can somebody send us a message and just explain this whole scene, please? Yeah. I don't get it. I feel like an old fogey. I'm into it. I'm way into it. But I don't get it. And there's a lot of this stuff.

Yeah, there's tons of it. What are they? It's the I don't get it. And there's a lot of this stuff. Yeah, there's tons. What are they? It's the same thing with vaporwave shit. There's so much. This guy is loosely related to that genre, I believe. I want to know what is being created by the artist. I have no idea. And what is just already done.

I have no idea. I don't know. He used to do something called Vectroid, which was sort of vapor-wavy. I don't get in the clubs or anything. I'm not a part of the scenes. I just found out about this shit. I stay home most of the time.

Watch Netflix. I like to watch good Netflix. This scene is weird, man. The website's weird. They took it off? Why? Well, you. The website's weird. They took it off? Why? Well, you know, things run out. I saw or read that they were taking off Star Trek

Searcher Spock. I don't care. What about TNG? Is TNG staying on? No, two Star Trek movies because they don't have the Klingon accurately subtitled yet. Oh, the subtitles on all their shit is horrible. Yeah, sometimes. I was watching

Psych the other day and the subtitles were for something else. Oh, really? See, that might be a personal problem for you specifically because you've said that before. Yeah, that's happened a couple times. If you notice on TNG, now this happens for me,

anytime they say The Enterprise, it's one word. In the subtitles? Yeah. Every time. Every time. And every time on Cheers when they say Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience, Cheers is filmed is one word.

Hmm. You're right. How hard is it? A little fart. All right. Joby, what do you got? What do you want to do? A little fart. All right. Joby, what do you got? What do you want to do? I'm going to play this.

What's this tape called again, Dave? Mezzanine. Mezzanine Summers. Mezzanine Summers. Mezzanine Swimmers. Mezzanine. How do you say that? It's not Summers.

It's E-Z-A-N-I-N. Where'd it go? I don't know. It was here a second ago. Where'd it go? I don't know. It was here a second ago. Where'd it go? Wait a minute. You little bugger.

Get back here. Mezzanine Swimmers. Swimmers. Cougar opaque. Swimmers. Look at the... They use the paintbrush tool to write out that cougar opaque. You see the bottom? That's real bad.

Mailbag jammy. Yeah, another one on already dead tapes. I don't know too much about this jam. What's that download code? Typed out?

That's how you do it. Everyone's giving out the download codes. That's awesome. I'm really far behind. I don't know enough about the band camp. No, you don't know anything about it. You just got Instagram. You follow me. That's awesome. I'm really far behind. I don't know enough about the band camp. No, you don't know anything about it.

You just got Instagram. You follow me. That's it. You've been doing really well. I like your pictures, Joe. You've been doing a really good job. Everybody should follow you. What's your Instagram name?

What's your Instagram name? Scruffy Muffer. It's not Scruffy Muffer. There's no way. I want Joe to have 1,000 followers. MookieFluid69. Scruffy Muffer. There's no way. I want Joe to have a thousand followers. Mookie Fluid 69. Mookie Fluid 69. Yeah, you're not up to date.

You hate this. I don't know why you don't like the downloads. There's just too much happening at one time. You put it on your pod. Yeah, I never get around to put anything on my iPod. So much happens. I discover one thing and I think it's new and there's already thousands of that thing happening.

There's too much going on. It's the quickening. I really all should slow down. You mean the Gathering of the Immortals? Highlander vs. He-Man. Highlander vs. The Terminator. Who would win that? I don't want to get into that. Gambit vs. Maverick. Who's Gambit?

Who's Gambit? Just tell me where he's from. Don't just don't just huff and puff. That way I'll never learn. I know he's a comic book character, but from what? X-Men. Okay, is he a good guy or a bad guy? He's a little bit of an anti-hero.

See, now we're getting somewhere. I mean, he's a good guy, but you know. Now we're cooking with oil. He had cards for weapons, right? Wait a minute. He can charge

any object and make it like explode or whatever, but he just chose to always have the cards and he would throw those. Okay. Well, that seems

kind of convenient. That was like his thing. You get 52 of them? Yeah, yeah. So is he going to the store and the guy's like, you're buying another 52 of them? Yeah, yeah. So is he going to the store and the guy's like, you're buying another

pack of cards? When you said Gambit versus Maverick, you mean like the Maverick, the movie with Mel Gibson and James Garner? Oh, I thought you meant John McCain.

Is that what it is? I thought you meant John McCain. We don't do political humor on this podcast, Mike. Save that for your other one. I'm going to start another podcast.

All right, let's get into this mezzanine swimmers tape. Cougar opaque. Another one on... We just played one on Already Dead. Gretzky versus Jordan. Pippin. Another tape on Already Dead tapes. See, it wouldn't happen.

Here's a cut. Actually, Jordan played baseball too, didn't he? Not really. I had that card. Here's a cut. Actually, Jordan played baseball too, didn't he? Not really. Bye. I'm a wild, wild man That's what I'm so afraid of The sound of my voice The sound of your love The sound of your soft mouth I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm ready to go I want an expert so I find the same. I want the same stuff money. Neverland. Neverland. Neverland. ¶¶ Thank you. Mezzanine Swimmers. Swimmers on already dead tapes. Cougar opaque is the name of that one. Crazy. We got that not that long ago.

I think like maybe two shows ago. Uh-huh. Two shows ago. Two strips of bacon. So you might be able to still get that one from Already Dead. All right, Dave. Dave's Corner, what do you got?

What do you got for us? Cassettes? Well. Well. We can play Datashock. Datashock. Which one did we

censor out last time? I can't remember. Datashock. Oh, I said Datashock and we got to the whole thing about Star Trek. Yeah. Because it's not data,

it's data. Yeah. Okay. Well, we're going to play and on this tape they're called the data shock the data shock yeah i like the uh there's an insert shock the data shock the data i can never i can't what looks like awesome like comic book but there is an insert inside here yeah this thing is amazing uh well first of all, the J card continues in there with this awesome comic thing going on.

But there's an insert in here. Joby, you'll get kicked out of this. Of all the people who play on this. And there's a picture, like a drawing of all of them. And then on the side, it says name, age, city, eye color. It goes all the way down. Favorite person, personal dislikes, favorite fantasy, whatever that means,

least favorite person, and they all answer. That means it's your favorite fantasy. Your favorite fantasy. Like, people have, like, I don't know. Like, people, like, you have a list of fantasies.

Some people have, like, multiple. But my all-time favorite. And they all, like, list, like, you know, personal likes. And this guy's personal likes and this guy personal likes uh windsurfing then cigarettes pizza beer and smokes the sun

truth and harmony and bananas oh come on who do you think you are what are you talking about what are you what are you what are you Ken Kesey what are you on the Mary Pranksters bus what was it what's the name of

their bus further i think it was further further i know what you're talking about but i didn't know i don't know what it was i don't know what you're talking about mary pranksters electric kool-aid acid test i'm lost ken keesey was like the west coast uh timothy leary right yeah any of this bus thing they drove it all around they were crazy they were wacky wacky's Kesey was like the West Coast Timothy Leary, right? Yeah. Any of this bus thing, they drove it all around. They were crazy. They were wacky. Wackies, wackos.

Freaked out the squares. All right, so we're going to go out on this data shock tape. Yeah, let's go out on this data shock tape. Data shock. I don't know how you say it. It's probably data shock. God damn it. Is it the long A or the short A? Thanks to everybody for donating so far.

The jump rope tapes are going out, along with some extra special goodies. We should also say that we've got a special episode coming up next. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Episode 31, a special episode live from Voice of the Valley. There's going to be some special treats here. Chloe, West Virginia. Voice of the Valley, which is happening in two weeks from today.

Quite the lineup this year. Oh, sick lineup. You can still get tickets. Joby, did you know you can still get tickets? No, I didn't know that. You can also get them at the door, right? Well, there's no door because it's a campground. But unless there's just like a door frame with a door that opens, you know.

Could be a door. It's cheaper to buy the tickets if you just want to buy it. I'm still going to buy the ticket. Now, in advance. Oh, that's what you're saying. Okay. Do you want to do that? No.

We can do it right now. I got a laptop. I can hook you up. Nope. I only use cash. Yeah, we're going to record an episode at Voice of the Valley. We're going to try to record an episode. We'll see how it goes.

We'll see how that all plays out. Gets a little wet. It does get a little wet down there. It stays wet out later down in West Virginia. Any other news before we go out? It's a pretty nice day today. Any other... It was muggy. It was muggy.

It was muggy. It was muggy. Any other Tabs Out related news? Couldn't cut the grass because every time I wanted to do it, get a little drizzle. Rains a lot.

It's been raining a lot lately. Still talking about that, huh? Drizzle like out of your... All right. I have good bladder control. You're right. Episode number 30, out thanks for listening thanks to Chuck from the centipede farm

for the intro I just got a very large urethra it just leaks Hank Hills is narrow thanks for listening does that mean he has a hard time pushing it out this is data shock from the tape thanks for listening does that mean he has a hard time pushing it out uh this is data shock from the tape

what's in this tape status blah on minimal tech peace Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. you you you