Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #31 | 8.31.13

Episode Date: August 31, 2013

Voice of the Valley 2013 Edition. Filth Beast, Millions, Steve Hauschildt, Headboggle, Telecult Powers, Quicksails, Joey Molinaro, John Olson, Ironing and Hal McGee, Moth Cock, Shingles, and Tusco Terror.

This is Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, and whenever I'm on the internet listening to podcasts, I choose Tabs Out Podcast. Shoshone Shoshone Shoshone Shoshone Shoshone Tabs out. Episode number 31, Voice of the Valley 2013 edition. The post-Voice of the Valley edition.

Retrospective. Edition edition. Edition. Double flip. Double flip. Double flip. Triple double flip. Double flip trip

that was uh lucy osborne they're doing the intro there was a video on youtube oh youtube's a good connection uh dr quinn medicine woman who did the intro i think also filmed it and put it on youtube oh nice it all comes together i remember hearing that from the Alpha Base and by the time we walked up there to see it it just ended what was Voice of the Valley two weeks ago from today yeah

it was two weeks ago in Chloe West Virginia I was going to say Pinterest because that's where it was every other time. And Chloe, West Virginia, put on by Ben and Elizabeth Osborne, who did a fantastic job.

Oh, yeah, it was great. Yeah. Seamless. There wasn't a seam to be found. That's an expression, right? That means good. Seamless? I would say seamless means like

when you go to put two things together and they you can't tell where one you can't tell it's like you can't tell a good carpenter laying down like a little patch job or a seamless dress yeah is that a thing that's probably well can you make a dress without having any seams i don't know it looks seamless it looks seamless oh it looks seamless which is good it's got to be good yeah you don't know. It looks seamless. It looks seamless. Oh, it looks seamless. Which is good. It's got to be good. Yeah. You don't want seams all over the place, like you're a Frankenstein monster. Seams are stupid.

All right, so what are we going to do? We're going to play some artists who played the fest. We're going to play some artists who were at the fest. Some cassettes by these people, obviously. Go on. We actually set up a table down at Alpha Base at Voice of the Valley. The fifth Voice of the Valley.

And we had a little like, I wouldn't call it an episode. We had a little round table. Round table discussion? Yeah. We had a boom box down there. Played some tapes. Talked to some people.

You want to start off with some stuff from from there sure all right why not dave's that sound good to you whatever no dave hates it well he's making a face at me right now no i don't want to do that deal with it we got the a filth beast cassette which is uh josh milrodhopper. Grasshopper, who performed his solo material that came out a few years ago, followed by some millions

from his split with another one of Josh's projects, Dads Against Vietnam on Tranquility. You'll notice an edit, a censoring, in the discussion with Josh Milrod. I got real blue. Well, there's, you'll notice an edit, a censoring in the discussion with Josh Milrod. I got real blue.

There was, well, there's something that he said that I've received several texts about asking me to take it out. So you'll, you'll, there was, just keep in mind, there's,

when you hear the odd sound. Maybe your Chrome donators will get the uncut. Oh, if you want the real deal. If you want to get to the bottom of things like Benghazi and Josh Milrod talking shit, then... Who's Benghazi?

He's this guy who used to make seamless... This is my seamless dress guy. He's my seamless dress tailor. We also had a discussion about this Filth Beast tape that Josh said each side was 666 seconds. But we didn't make discussion about this filth beast tape that josh said each side was 666 seconds but we didn't make it to the end of the tape so you'll have to do your own research on that also the cassette counter is like not in seconds no it's in cassette time units it's like

when you're playing mario brothers like we since we didn't have internet we couldn't get the uh online thing to convert that oh is there one is there one to convert that yeah you can convert that okay that's good online units to seconds.com backslash calculator okay you'd figure with that address you could just go to it and use a lot of other things a lot of other okay um okay and then after the filth beast tape... United States seconds. Canadian seconds. Canadian seconds. Those are long as shit.

Yeah, they're longer. They're weird, too. Anti-social behavior is the name of the Filth Beast tape. And then David Suss, who does Millions, will come up. There's a part of the conversation with him that I really enjoy. Because it's a running joke with us about the Tranquility artwork. That was good. You don't need to say it's Caroline Teagle anymore. Dave asked,

who did the artwork for this? And David says, Caroline Teagle does all the artwork. And as we're all laughing, he's so confused. And I've lost my mind. He's so confused. He's looking at me like, why are you laughing? You can hear it in his voice of why he's like, why are you laughing? You can hear it in his voice of why he's like, why are you laughing about that?

There's also during that segment, Josh Milrod just won't let his time go. We played his tape and then we're about to play the million side of the split with him. And it's just me, me, me. More about me. He just wouldn't shut up. Alright, so let's get

in. Let's start that off with a discussion with Josh Milrod. And then we'll go into the Filth Beast tape and the Millions tape from, we played these at Voice of the Valley number five in historic Chloe, West Virginia. And here it is. Is it recording right now? Yep. Oh. Start it.

Yeah. It's going. Dave Millions, ladies and gentlemen. Hello. Dave Millions. All right. Hi, Dave. Dave Millions of the band Millions.

Hi. I had his name legally changed from Jerry Millions. I did. What is this? It's episode number 31. Episode 31, live from the voice of the valley. Voice of the Valley 2013? Saturday.

Partly cloudy skies. Friday is a blur. Probably about 75. 75? 75 degrees. I'd say about 70, 75. 76. Whatever.

I'll go a little hotter. You want to jump in with the tape? Jump in. Jump right in. Josh, you're here, right? Yeah, I'm right here. Why don't you tell us a little bit about this filthy tape? The Antisocial Behavior Cassette.

Who put this out? Cast Jamps, Andy and Sarah D. Slasherisk. They put it out. We were going on tour with them them and there's some numerological significance where it's like 666 seconds on each side. You're just saying that because no one's going to check? That's real. It's the truth.

Well, let's reset that. Tape counter? Yeah, reset the tape counter. We'll figure that out. I'm fairly sure. Were the tracks really recorded live with a bag of pretzels, near empty bottle of water, wooden box, broken guitar, trumpet, mouthpiece, broken trumpet,

Tibetan singing bowl, wooden mallet, ball of denim, hand hammered bell from India, guitar case, carpet and vocal cords? I think you played a good ball of denim. The process of this was I was in the practice space by myself and I think I'd consumed a fair amount of marijuana and just had a bunch of stuff. We're going to have to bleep that out. We'll have to bleep that out.

Allegedly. This is a family friendly program. Allegedly. And did you do this, what is that? That's a Witchbeam original. Oh yeah? Except when he first designed it, it was... The night before tour and he was dubbing them on the road

they were a big seller we think i think we probably sold beautiful like half a dozen that's platinum and noise you actually made it that's like you know you gave out six copies all your best friends and you sold six more exactly i think and then we were done. Alright, so let's play for whom the bell tolls. And you're saying it's going to be 666 seconds. I believe so. And if it's not, everyone around this table just punch you in the face. Yeah. Twice.

Twice. Everyone, all four of that say aye. Aye. All again, say nay. Nay. Okay. I hope your tape camera's calibrated. Trust me, I had it calibrated right before we left I think you gotta rewind that I don't think it measures in seconds

You can't start it in the wrong spot That's the beginning I bet it's gonna be wrong Thank you. Thank you. All right. Thank you. All right. Thank you. All right. Thank you. All right. Thank you. so I'm going to make a All right. That's not going anywhere. Oh. That was fun, Josh. I like that. You really did. You could hear the pretzels.

Yeah. Yeah. I really felt like... I really felt like I could smell the salt. I like that ball of denim sound, too. Oh, yeah. Did you boil your denim? The ball of denim was in my mouth, and I was like...

I knew you were into kinky shit like that. Yeah. It's a dark time. It's a dark, like that. It's a dark time. It was a dark moment. Up next, Mike and Ellie's going to do an acapella rap set. Oh yeah. Moving on in. Get over here.

Well, we can keep the Josh Millrod connection going. Yeah, because Josh, you just recently did a tape with us. Yeah, I did. And I have a copy of that here. Oh, look at that. Should we play Josh's side? I don't know with... Yeah, I did. And I have a copy of that here. Oh, look at that. A very... Should we play Josh's side? I don't know which is which, so maybe.

For a change. Something that's not embarrassingly bad. Josh's side on this is very good. Yeah. And it says... This is from what? The last time I played with that, right? That he just put out a new batch.

That's two batches. I'm going to do the... Let me say the thing. Who did. I'm going to do the... Let me say the thing. Who did this artwork? I'll do the... I'll give you guys the download. Mine's my tracks about the Bohemian Grove gathering. Caroline...

Caroline... The title of my track comes from Southland Tales. Can you read the liner notes please? They're important. The million side? We're done your segment Josh. It's fine. You've had enough time.

Yeah, you've had enough. Alright, well this has million notes on the A side and this is around to the A side. Alright then. So we'll just start it off. Go for it. And if that's from Vietnam

then we're just How embarrassing. Podcast over. Next, next take. just... How embarrassing. Podcast over. Next tape. This is The Joshman. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. The The The The The The I'm going to go ahead and do that. The I'm going to go ahead and do that. The The The The The The The The The Thank you. so Thank you. Millions in filthbeasts. Now, what we did there, if you're wondering. See what we did? Let me tell you what we did there.

I've done a little collage work myself. We played the cassettes on a boombox at the fest and then did a little post-production, a little The Magic of Radio, and recorded them again another time. Two times. Two, two, two strips of bacon here. If anyone's wondering, like,

how did they get such good quality on that boom box? Now you know. Now you know. Shouldn't have told them. That should have been a production secret. A little secret of the trade. They'd be like, you know, Tabs Out does not release the information on how they record these tapes.

I checked Wikipedia. I checked Snopes. I checked Hulu. Snopes? No, Snopes. Snopes. It's just snooping. Well, you're not snooping.

Someone's snooping for you. No, it's not. No one's snooping. There's no snooping going on. There's no snooping going on. Snopes. It's Snoop. Now, you might be thinking of another website where people snoop for you.

Like, is that something where, like, you mail someone? What is it? It's like a search engine. Snoopers. No, Snopes is, like, you know, if you hear a rumor on the internet. Snoopers are the people that cheaters hire. You get, like, a chain email. You get, like, a...

Snoopers.com. That's where cheaters hires their... Okay, that's what I'm thinking. If you get a chain email from like your... Say your dad. Your dad would send you a chain email. What's that? That has like a stupid conspiracy theory or something like,

if you go to Sears this Saturday and bring a baseball, they'll give you a free lawnmower. And you go to Snopes and it says like... Craziest meter shower in the last hundred years happened on this Saturday night. Yeah. They'll say that's not true. Every Saturday night. Here's why, or that is true.

Because they snoop around. They do not, they research, which is not snooping. But snooping is... They're not like with the hat and the sunglass and the trench coat on the internet making sure these are real or not. Or maybe they are. I want to know what your weird snooping fetish site is.

Those are my favorite ones though, the they are. I want to know what your weird snooping fetish site is. Those are my favorite ones, though, the meteor showers. I love when people post it like six times in a week. It's like, rare meteor shower. I've never seen a meteor shower. I've never seen a meteor. That's a shooting star, right? Yeah. Same thing.

Same thing, right? Meteor shower shooting star. Sure. Because like a giant star doesn't like... What's the United Kingdom? What? Who are the Dutch? All right, Joe, what do you got you and then what's great britain you let's let's play a cassette what do you got something here something that is that we got so many names for their tracks of land i like to buy this track of land what you want to play

this steve hall's child tape no let to play this Steve Hall's Child tape? No, let's play this other one. Psych. Oh, good fake out. Good fake out. Steve Hall's Child wrapped for liquid minister tape on Arbor. We did not play this there. Also, coincidentally, Steve Hall's Child.

It just kind of fizzled out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The episode kind of fizzled away. You went to go chop some wood. Yeah. I wasn't going anywhere. Steve Fallschild ended up... I found some chicken in the woods.

He was booked to play on Sunday. But I think it rained really bad. We left on Sunday morning. Well, it started raining pretty good Saturday night, and it rained all night. I hear a lot of people bailed, just because it was so, I guess, gross. It was all muddy, I guess.

I mean, it was muddy when we woke up early and left. Yeah, because it was a very muddy zone, that campsite. Not really as kept as nice as Indian Meadows. No, it's not manicured. Yeah, I'm still back and forth on which one I like better. I like Indian Meadows better. I think I like Indian Meadows more, yeah. But apparently shit has to be over by like 11 there right so yeah you have more freedom it was nice

like later you want it was nice but indian meadows like you could walk far or be a little more isolated yeah if you wanted to i feel like this place since it was just that long skinny it was a long skinny like and you were basically on you weren't on the side of a mountain in any way but like you had a hill right on one side right and then down a hill on the other side yeah and you were just like on a long skinny path yeah in between those it was still nice it was very nice yeah the stage area was really nice but yeah the stage area was way nice and the sound was ridiculous yeah it was so tight yeah yeah i it felt like even when we were hanging out at the campground, which is good, what did you say, like three, I don't know. I'm not a good judge of this.

It was about five miles. It was either like 100 feet to five miles away. Are you talking about from where we camped to the stage? Yeah. It was like I would say a quarter mile at the most. Quarter mile to five miles away. It was not five miles away. A quarter mile to four miles. We'll just split the difference. I would say it was an eighth to a quarter mile away five miles away. It was not five miles away. Quarter mile to four. We'll just split the difference.

I would say it was an eighth to a quarter mile away. Tops. Four eighths of a distance of a decameter. Somewhere between like six inches and like a marathon. Oh, yeah. Cassette length to camping distance dot net. Dot net. Slash calculator.

Let's not start actual website jokes. I got a question about Arbor and this J card. Does he cut these with safety scissors? Is it all jaggedy? It's all like... Well, I think he was probably 12 when he put that tape out. That dude is young, isn't he? He didn't know what Mario Brothers was.

No, he didn't. Arbor number 70 in addition of 150. Steve Hosschild of the Cleveland Hosschilds. Of the Cleveland Hosschilds. So let's get in here with a cut off of Rap. He was wearing a monocle at the fest. He was wearing a monocle? No, he wasn't.

No, he wasn't. No one wears monocles. I bet you some people wear monocles. All right. You got an IC here, Dave? What do you got? Mike put it over here. It's a little bug.

It's my little bug friend. The C20 from July of 2008. With Tom Selleck? And Gene Simmons? I don't know. Run away. That's a good one. That's so good.

All right. Here's One Side. Steve Postroth. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The The power of the divine power is the power of the divine power. The The The The I'm going to use a brush to paint the background. I'm going to use a brush to paint the background. I'm going to use a brush to paint the background. I'm going to use a brush to paint the background. I'm going to use a few more minutes to get back to you. I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm going to take a deep breath in. Pull on my neck for you a little bit. It's got scissors with hair on it.

Alright, we're back. That was Steve Hallschild. Side A? Side A, yeah. That was two cutsschild. Side A? Side A, yeah. That was two cuts. Indoor travel and the title track. The title track from this record. Rap for Liquid Minister from the Rap for Liquid Minister cassette on Arbor from 2008.

Dave, what do you got? That 4106 chip hanging on your microphone now? Yeah, you like that? Looks pretty nice. There's a little bug hanging out. Speaking of VOV and bugs hanging out, I just want to point out that the trick that Dave learned on the way down... It's not really a trick.

It's not a trick. I just discovered I have this feature. Tell them about your feature. My neck meat is really elastic. Oh, it's so, like, pliable? Is that the word I'm looking for? Yeah. I think it's pronounced pliable. It just, it's so, like, pliable? Is that the word I'm looking for? Yeah. I think it's pronounced pliable.

It just, it don't quit. It stretches out like, what is the dinosaur? Is it the raptor that has that big, like, that big ribbon that goes around their head? Like a bow? Like a baby would wear? Raptors aren't real anymore. Raptors aren't real? It turns out it was a different dinosaur.

And it was named twice no i gotta say when you pull the neck i'm lying with uh got you with your little bit of hair on it it's even grosser it is gross it looks like yeah i'm thinking about just doing like a like a like a patchy neck beard you should just you should oh it's all when he does both at the same time. You should just keep doing it and see how far you can get it. Sometimes if I hold it back for a little bit. Just talk about it. He's still doing it.

He won't let go. Watch it go back. Watch it go back. I don't want to watch it. Watch. Hold on. I'm going to put my glasses on. Yeah. Uh-huh.

That was disgusting. Oh, it's so gross. It's like Stretch Armstrong Remember that toy? I do remember that toy I never could break it You're not supposed to try to break it Dave I like to break all my toys They made that out of the same material

They make unbreakable combs out of They found that in the moon I imagine Dave was the kid where I thought you were supposed to break your toys His parents would come home with the toy And he would just rip it open And just try to slam it until he broke it. Done! I broke G.I. Joe. Done!

Yo-Yo's broken. Done! I had trouble with that a couple times, actually. I had a Bart Simpson doll and I cut its legs off and I cut its eyes out and I stuck its legs in the eyes and I got grounded for a couple days. Wasn't there a story a few episodes back about you getting made fun of for having a Lisa Simpson book bag?

Uh-huh. I liked The Simpsons when I was a kid. I had a lot of The Simpsons toys. All right, Dave, what tape do you want to play? I still like The Simpsons. I like The Simpsons. I like The Simpsons. I want to play this headbuckle tape that came out on Lock of Whombs.

Bart. No, the first season? What was it on that? It was like a thing that was... It was on the Tracy Ullman show. Yeah, I was about to say, I want to say Tracy Chapman. God, it was so bad then.

Yeah, the animation was horrible. Everything about it was horrible. Let me see this headboggle tape. It's the worst thing. I can't believe it caught on. Like, yeah, we want to do another season. I know. Well, it's a good thing that somebody had faith in it.

Yeah. I haven't watched it in a long time. Me neither. Not for a few seasons, I think. This headboggle tape. I want to play this. That was a bad... What's it called? Badly informed. This headboggle tape.

I want to play this. It playing on now. This is a new one. I got this mic. Came out on my neck meat. Let him do it. He can do it. Okay.

I'll sit back. Tell us all about it, Dave. You just let me believe. Come on, Dave. You're a bird fly away, Dave. Do him out on Lockahoo. The last batch. The most recent batch.

Canadian label. What? Who? Canadian label. I'm sorry. Not in my America. All the other tapes, we've talked about this plenty of times,

when they have that little U-card thing in there that wraps around from the cover to the spine to the back. And they've always been like a solid color. Yeah. But this latest batch, Dave, you had a tape in this batch, and Headboggle, and Sunny Dunes, I think was the name. Sunny Dunes. And this time, he took it up a notch.

And now it's got a little design on there. Oh, it's like a little dartboard. Yeah. That headboggle tape is my favorite on that label so far. DBA Headboggle International, I believe is the name of the cassette. Oh, look at that. Look at that right there. They've got the same little...

Yeah, and there's the same little dartboard thing on the cover. I see what they did there. And then, Joe, look at this tape. It's like a piece of caramel. Take a bite out of that. That's toffee. That looks good, doesn't it? Yeah.

That's a nice color cassette shell. That's like a... Joe, how close would you say that's the color that you like your coffee? That's it. That's it right there? That's it right there. Nailed it. Nailed it.

Five shakes of mocha powder and heavy cream or half and half. Well, half and half. But if they have heavy cream, I like that better. You don't usually get that at a coffee place, though. Until it's that color. But you don't like to stir it there, do you? No, no, no. You don't stir it.

That's it. He likes the jiggle from the walk. Jiggle from the walk. Or the car ride, right? Or the car ride, yeah. Headboggle, who played on Saturday, I believe. Dave's starting to get me. He's starting to understand me.

I got a whole book at home. He calls me up at like 3 in the morning. Mike, Joe, is it Skittles or M&M's? He likes a little candy, but which one? Head Boggle played on Saturday. Both because they're the same shape. He played with his dad, right? His dad played banjo.

Oh, that's what I hear. Yeah, they played with Skittles. I missed it. I was still like, Oh, that's what I hear. Yeah, they played the snow boggle. I missed it. I was still like, I don't know what I was. I had a weird weekend. That's when it just started to rain really hard. Well, it was like right before he played. Maybe one played before him, but.

So was his dad's banjo processed in any way? I think he might have been like, I think it might have been like split. Like you could hear the clean stuff, but it might have been processed, too. Next year, I'm watching. Next year, I'm going to five-hour energy, black coffee, pancakes, some waffles. Somehow, it just didn't counteract. I remember laying in the tent and then hearing somebody outside go, fuck it, let's go watch Hillboggle in the rain.

And I was like, oh, that sounds, I should be a trooper and good. No, I'm not going to go do it. I was just listening in my tent like an asshole. It sounded good. Yeah, it sounded pretty good. It did sound, well, that sound system was good. Yeah, man, it was. Stoney mentioned the name of the

dude who did sound, but I can't remember it, but did a pretty pretty good. Alright, well you want to play something from this head boggle tape? Yeah, I'm going to play the B-side. DBA. That guy did sound for Temple of the Dog. Oh yeah? Are you making that up? Yep. I'm going

hungry. And this B-side was recorded at San Francisco City College in the Electronic Music Lab in 2011. City College, huh? One track recording on a surge system. Is that all right with you? I don't know. All right, well, let's bust into this jam. A one track surge system?

A new one. You weren't paying attention, Joe Joe I'm not going to repeat myself I was trying to make a joke about how the college has been it's a city college release number 20 for the label C40 just came out headboggle Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go get some food. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm sorry. Oh no! I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, shit. Head boggle.

Ooh. Gotta mind some bug music. That got my juices flowing. Head boggle. Every one of my toes is curled in a different direction. At view of view with his father is hill boggle. Dave, is it okay that the little red lights are going on when I talk? Oh, yeah.

Well, that's good. Oh, yeah. You want that. I like it. That's the way Davey likes it. That's the good red light. That means it's working. That means it's working.

Is Headboggle, do you write it as one word or two? I write it as one. Yeah, it's one word. Okay. It's in the dictionary like that. I'm glad we got to the bottom of that uh yeah man uh laku who just released that and i believe still available yeah definitely pick it up oh definitely it's a good jammer it's a long player too c40 it's like is it only c40 it looks longer than that in the tape. I think it's a C-40. I think I looked it up

and it was a C-40. You can look it up at home. Choose your own adventure. Well you know 40 minutes. There's albums that

length. It's an LP. It's a long player. Yeah. No I wasn't disagreeing. You said it's a long player and I said it's

a C-40. No it's not. It looks longer than that. Alright you want to play some more stuff from the fest? Yeah, let's do some of that. What'd you say? What did you say to me?

All right, let's play some stuff from the fest. You want to do another double shot, another Tabs Out double shot? Two double shots? Tabs Out double shot. Let's go maybe play Telecall Powers. You getting excited, Davey? Calm down. Don't let that red light go off.

Oh, what's going on? Oh, she's peeking. Telecall Powers and Quicksails. Let's go into that. Telecall Powers, cassette on obsolete units. Kiss the Viper's Fang. And then a reissue of Kiss the Viper's Fang. And then a reissue of Kiss the Viper's Fang. Unauthorized.

Unauthorized. We asked Witchmeme a little bit about that. You can tell it's definitely an unauthorized reissue because it's just like this clear tape that has a T and a P written in marker. And the P is like he didn't even try. He didn't even try with that P. Where did he start?

Yeah, where do you start your P? Like the bottom or the loop? He did it in one motion, right? Yeah. From the bottom of the loop. That's not how I do my P's. That's not how I do them. Two motions.

Two motions. Line and then hump. Look out, we got two handwriting analysts over here. Because that's like, it could be a D. I don't know what that is. It could be an O. It could be a zero. I don't know what that is. It could be an O. It could be a zero. That's very sloppy. Paul Haney.

All he's seen is dollar signs. I mean, you have a P in your name. Dave, when you post, will you add a cha-ching sound effect? I nailed it. We don't need to... Damn it. We don't need to.

Let me do it. Damn it. You can't do it. All right. So let's play that. And then we talk with Witchbeam a little bit. It's a real quick little jammer. And then the quick sales tape, A Fantasy in Seasons on NNA. And we talk with Benington about about this and that

so uh yeah let's get into that telecom powers and quick sales all right which one of these tapes you want to play why don't you play uh why don't you play something i haven't heard? We were going to play a tape that you were actually on. All right. Why don't you tell... How did you suck your last night? I don't know. You tell me.

I have no clue. What happened last night? I fell asleep. You fell asleep. I fell asleep. I heard you weren't sleeping. I fell asleep. You're not okay.

I fell asleep. These woods don't lie. What is this? That's a re-ish. A T and a P and blue marker in any time? I don't play this anymore. You need to blame Paul Haney on that one. Yeah, I heard this was a re-ish.

Unauthorized re-ish. Yeah, I don't remember calling him that was okay. Are we going to get in trouble for playing it? No, it's all right. No. It's all right. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn back to the car. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Wow! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioio Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. No! I'm going to go. I am. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. The Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. The The The The The The

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The How are they chopping it? Telecall powers. Good job. Yeah, good job. I think it was live in the studio just now. Oh, yeah? Just now? Yeah.

Live from DOV. Oh, my goodness. Side of the cliff. Mr. Matthews sat out on that one. He's over there. I can see him. That's Captain Coco Puffs. That's his new nickname, Coco Puffs.

For the Coco Puffs corporation. Okay, fair enough. You know what? I would like some white chocolate Coco Puffs. We'll talk to him about it. He's the brand ambassador. He's the brand ambassador. I'm surprised that hasn't been done yet.

Since Ben Billington's right there, you want to put a quick sales date? Surprise, that hasn't been done yet. So we've been building things right there. You want to put in some quick sales tape? Yeah, that's a good idea. Then you want to hear your own tape while you sit there and we all stare at you? It'll be comfortable for everybody. Yeah, those jams are actually, like, long. I got a computer still on, and, like, all the jams for, like, all the tapes, like the one I gave you, all these tapes,

Matt was long gone. What do you mean? I just don't have, like, any of, like, the DAW files I gave you all these tapes for Dungeons. Master's long gone. What do you mean? I just don't have any of the DAW files or any of the waves or anything. Oh yeah? How old is his tape? How old is the NNA tape? It was 2010. 2010?

Have you reached out to your label? I should. I still have some of the cassettes I know Matic has that one still What would you need them for? Nothing, I don't really need to hear them Do you want them? Maybe later, give it to my parents at some point Mom and dad

Do your parents have the tape? I have a really good grip of it Archive their stoner son jamming in his bedroom Hey Ben, let me ask you a question mom and dad do your parents have the tape on already I hope to pass my files on to my children archive their stoner son jamming in his bedroom hey Ben let me ask you

a question do you come up with the circle or does NNA come up with the circle like do I get to choose

what's inside the circle they gave me an option of like five things and they're all just the same

stuff like watercolor splat shit that's how that works they didn't give us an option for the hexbreaker because they were like And they're all just the same stuff, like watercolor splat and shit. That's how that works. They didn't give us an option for the Hexbreaker one because they were like, we kind of imagine you guys are like a biker gang.

They've never met us before and they like to assume that we're bikers. So they were like, all right. You have like a sleeveless denim. That Hexbreaker one's insane. So you don't look like you're part of a biker gang. I'm a unicyclist, actually. But I guess that's still... It's not a biker.

Right. Those NNA guys are super awesome. He's a cyclist. NNA guys are super rad. I got support out of them, too. Where are they? They're in Vermont, right? Burlington, yeah. I just stayed at their house a few for sure. Where are they? They're in Vermont, right? Burlington, yeah. Burlington, yeah.

I just stayed at their house like a few weeks ago. Oh, yeah? What were you on tour? With Hatchery, yeah. Oh, shit, yeah. That was more than two weeks ago, right? No, it was like a month ago. It was like the last two hours.

No, I was going to say, wasn't that like two months ago? June? End of June? Middle of June? It was like June 27th or something like that that we were playing? I saw you like mid-June. Yeah. June 20- like mid-June. Yeah. June 20-something was the Montreal gig.

Oh, yeah. What happened getting into Canada? Didn't they like turn you away? Forbes got stopped. It was like a four-hour ordeal. Like you weren't all in the same car? We were all in the same car. But only he got stopped.

You just left him at the border? No, we drove him down to Burlington. Oh, okay. Instead of going to see B-Mask and Keith Fullerton went in. I'm confused. You were all in the same car, and they just stopped him? Yeah, because he had, like, a... He got arrested for some serious shit when he was a kid,

then he, like, ran away from... He got sentenced, and then he... Before he went to jail to serve his sentence, he moved to Chicago, and that's when I met him. That's heavy now. So he had a warrant for his arrest for like six years. So every time we would tour down there, we'd get like... And he knew this when he tried to cross the border.

Oh, well, the reason he moved from Chicago back to Texas was to get rid of the warrant and all that shit so he can get a passport and everything and go to other countries. Are you able to say what he did? He just worked at a bookstore no let's not go into it no we don't have to no it's cool

no and that's why I asked is it okay I don't know he's not here he should tell the story yeah no one's walking

all the way down to that house it's just some stupid college shit so it's biting him in the ass for sure alright and then so what you dropped him off in Vermont?

We went down to Vermont for the night. We watched the Blackhawks take the shit out of the Bruins. In a fucking Boston bar, so it was really fun. We were like a Boston backer bar. Me and Riley Walker were just like fucking Chicago drunk assholes, and everybody else was really bummed out. And then you went up to Canada the next day? We sent him on a bus

to Detroit. Forbes. Oh. And what did you, but you went to Canada so right? And me and Riley went. Yeah.

We had to. That was the reason for the whole tour is to go play this Montreal gig. I like how you said you sent him on a bus. Like,

as if he'd have me saying the matter. Well, I paid for the ticket. He had no money. I sent him on a bus. I bought him a ticket. Oh, that's nice of saying the matter. Well, I paid for the ticket. He had no money. I sent him on a bus. I bought him a ticket. Oh, that's nice of you.

Well, I'm not going to hitchhike him back to Texas. No. All right. So let's play this quick sales tape. A fantasy in seasons. Where we got this from? Is that it? Yeah, I think so.

All right, Dave. Let's start it off. Yeah, I think so. All right, Dave. Sorry about that. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. so so I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so Thank you. Quick sales. Quick sales. And before that, Telecall Powers. Telecall Powers. Quick sales. Quick sales. And before that, Telecode Powers. Telecode Powers. With some conversations with Witchbeam and Ben Billington. Live.

Coming at you live. Raw. Unedited. Wait, wait. Too hot. Edited. Too hot for the internet. Dude, that's hot then. If it's too hot for the internet? Too hot for the internet. Dude, that's hot then.

If it's too hot for the internet? Too hot for the internet? Like physically hot. Oh, oh, oh. That's when you got to go on the dot onion sites. No, no, no. The dark web? The dark web where you can hire a hitman on Craigslist dot onion.

All right. Craigslist dot onion. I don't understand. How do you get to a dot onionion. I don't understand. How do you get to a.onion site? I don't understand it. Is it some kind of thing that you have to download like a torrent? I remember when I heard about the Silk Road where you can buy drugs and stuff. And I wanted to try to go to it just to see it.

And I remember it was just a list of numbers. Like binary. Well, it wasn't binary because there was fours and fives. Like binary. It wasn't like 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0. That's binary. So it was like binary. Like I said, not literally. It was binary. It was a list

of numbers. Which is like binary. No, it's not even close. Not even close. No, because it was.com. So 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1 and 1, 5, 9, 4, 5, 9, 5 aren't even close no because it was.com so 11001011 and 1594595 aren't even close nope

not even close I guess I kind of see it your way now see what happens when you see it from our point of view both of you both of you are going to say it I don't want to be the guy who doesn't get it those aren't even close I tried to go to that one time

and you had to do that thing but then you had to Use this program Which I can't remember what it was called Microsoft Bob No but that That blocks So that people can't see

What websites you've gone to Okay It was something like You log into that program Okay And now no one can see What websites you're going to And then through that

You go to this other thing Why don't you just buy drugs From someone in the neighborhood I don't know You can get you can get all kinds of emails okay and you use it for like um you can get like hitmen and stuff on there yeah i wouldn't know what hitman is savvy enough to be like on the onion on the deep web but he's also a hitman huh or it's somebody it's Or it's a middleman. You're going through a middleman.

You're going through a middleman, yeah. Okay. So was it the Silk Road dot onion? Again, it was a series of numbers, unlike binary. Oh, that was... That's how you get to it. Not the link binary code. That was like the address.

That was the URL. Yes, yes. Huh. I want to get on this. And what was it dot? I don't remember. I don't remember. It was like an IP, like 111 dot something something dot blah, blah, blah.

I want to say it was like that. I don't remember, though. Stop pressuring me, Dave. I don't remember. I want to check this out while we're recording. I'll do it while we're on Mike's Wi-Fi. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Well, I can't remember the name of the thing you had to use to block your... I mean, you have to use Bitcoins. It got all confusing. Bitcoins? I just want to see what kind of drugs they had. Yeah. Just for pure educational purposes. Oh, yeah.

Allegedly. Allegedly. All right. You want to play a tape? Yeah. What do you got there? We should have played this first. Why is that?

Because he played first this is the joey macaroni tape how do you say joey macaroni's name i don't know it's malinero malinero joey i can't read it because they're like the name on the tape is it like almost like a black metal logo malinero joey malinero the rage live recordings cassette. I believe it's self-release. It's a pro-dub tape, clear red shell, with, I guess, gray imprinting on there. But it just comes in a plastic bag. There was no insert, right?

No insert or anything, which is kind of meh. Yeah, come on with something. Yeah, but this guy opened up the fest. It wasn't supposed to play, though. It wasn't on the bill. You sound like you're upset about that. No, no, no. He crushed it though

he played violin and did some stomping I think he had special boots on right he had special stomping boots stage stompers well they were Keds no what were the Skechers

they were Skechers but they're actually banned in the United States because people have fallen through stages because they're that good. No, but he was playing like, what would you call it? Almost like power violence with a violin. No, someone said power violin. Power violin. Oh, that's good.

Yeah, it was pretty good. Once someone said that, I was like, oh, that's genius. And there was steam coming off this gentleman. Oh, it was ridiculous. He was getting into it. I had a good time watching that. Yeah. Enjoy, it was pretty good. Once someone saw that, I was like, oh, that's genius. And there was steam coming off this gentleman. Oh, it was ridiculous. He was getting into it. I had a good time watching that. Yeah. Enjoyed it.

It was awesome. I tried to take a couple pictures, but they didn't really capture the steam. No, not on your cell phone. Yeah. I got a short little video. Yeah. Oh, yeah? I wasn't ready for it.

It was intense. I'd like to bring out some popcorn and watch that with you, Dave. Yeah, it was like a grind. Pull on each island. Don't bring too much was like a grind four or five kernels yeah it was awesome i don't know if he has anything else out i think he has some lps there oh no shit yeah i hear he's like a wanderer he's a nomad all right he's a guy you can't tame him you can't tame that he brought a big black trash bag to our campsite and open it up and he started pulling out slices of watermelon and he was like, oh, this is no good.

Like he brought trash watermelon. He's like, I'm sharing this for everyone. He's like, I better let everyone know this isn't any good. In case anyone, I don't want to, if someone else threw it away and then I found it, but if someone else had already told me it was no good, I never would have gotten to this predicament.

Alright, well let's play something off of I want to say Joey Macaroni again. How do you say it? Molinaro. Joey Molinaro. Let me take it back out here real quick. Thank you for... The Rage live recordings cassette. Thank you for bringing watermelon even though it wasn't...

Was it seedless? I like honeydew. Next time. I don't really like melons. You don't like salads. I'm still growing on me. Okay, I'm glad to hear that. I like a Greek salad. Oh, with an olive in it? Yeah, with feta.

Yeah, well, feta. Feta's good. Ain't nothing better. Ain't nothing better than some feta. It's got to be good feta, though. Oh, you mean it can't be horrible, rotted feta. Yeah. Good quality.

High quality. Okay. Okay, there we go. Like American cheese, you can get medium-grade American cheese. You don't want the tub that says San Francisco feta. Better than feta? Better than feta. Do you like it just like the dry kind in the tub or the kind that's like liquidy?

I don't like the liquidy kind. See, I think I like the liquidy kind. I don't get the tub. I get the block. I get the block and it's liquidy, right? It's a little liquidy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get a tub that's all crumbled up.

Pre-crumbled, but it's not liquidy. No, I don't like liquidy. You got someone else doing your crumbling, huh? Yeah. All right. Whole foods. Ten-year-old girl in Nicaragua. Doyen's time.

Doyen's. Is that where the crumbling feta is? Nicaragua. You didn't know that? No, I didn't know that. Crumbled feta dot onion. All right. Joey Molinara.

Cassette. Here's a snippet. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon ¶¶ so so Thank you. Joey Molinaro from The Rage live recordings. I believe self-released. Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty good. Pretty good.

Recordings don't do it justice, though. The live show, that's where it's at. He's got good stage presence. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Well, with. Yeah. Sure. Well, with those boots. With those boots and that hair and that bow.

And his bow is destroyed. Oh, yeah. He's got to go through bows. How can you be a nomad and just constantly buying bows? Bows are expensive. Are they? Yeah, they're like 40 bucks. Really?

Do you have to buy a whole new bow or can you just replace the hair? Yeah, maybe he's got a horse. He rides the horse and then he's on the horse's back and he's re-horse herring his bow. Are you considered a nomad if you're on a horse? Why couldn't you be a nomad on a horse? You're still going from place to place. That's all that's required to be a nomad it's just going from place to place it doesn't matter how you get there okay so if you're like a retired person

you can't drive a car you can't be like yeah you can't be a retired person in rv and be a nomad they get out they flip up their uh glasses to go get the magnet for like we're in wyoming it's like we're just a couple nomads nomads? I was in computers for 40 years. We, I, and an Apple I. Now I'm a nomad. No, no, that doesn't count. You have to travel on animal or by foot. Them's the rules.

What about a train? Bicycle? Then you're a hobo. Then you're a hobo. Yeah. Or a wino. What if you buy a ticket? Then you're just a train traveler.

Then you're just a, then you're just a, yeah, that train traveler. Then you're just a person on a train, Dave. Or a conductor. Oh, I'd love to be a conductor. No, you're not buying a ticket if you're a conductor. No, you get to ride for free. You're conducting. Well, yeah. Or an engine.

An engineer? An engineer. They put the coal in. The shirtless guys in the cartoons? Yeah. Like Dumbo? I've seen them in real life. Have you really?

Pickles. All right. In Anubis Burgers, they go to pickles. It is real. Oh, really? Yeah. They serve pickles. All right, Dave.

What do you got? Look how small that can looks in his hand. I know. It's gross. Like a big hand spike. Get over it. God. That's the point, Dave.

It's funnier. Better for pulling your neck meat. All right, what do you got? Maybe my neck meat isn't really that stretchy. Stop. No, it is, Dave. It is.

Trust me. You guys want to try? No. You know what? I might want to get a pull. Not right now, but maybe later I'll get a pull. I already had a pull.

When did you pull? In the car. You made us all pull it. Did I? Yeah. Oh, shit. It's now, but maybe later I'll get a pull. I already had a pull. When did you pull? In the car. You made us all pull it. Did I? Yeah. Oh, shit. It's coming back to me. I blocked it out.

You didn't. He didn't make us pull it. It wasn't like, pull it. Pull it. Pull my neck meat. Fucking pull my neck meat. Tell me to take out the trash and pull my neck meat. All right, Dave. Play a tape. Let's get out of this.

We're in the deep web right now. Get the fucking mail! Go to the mailbox! Alright. Alright. Wash the dishes! Lost my train of thought. You guys want to do...

If you're not real... Do you want to do something... How about we play the intro for this Olsen tape? Oh, yeah. We can do that. Yeah. John Olsen double cassette in a tin can. American tape, number 393.

Doesn't smell anymore. No, it doesn't smell like spray paint. And Weird Shadow co-released it. I asked John Wilson who Weird Shadow was, and he just responded, Player Kai in L.A. So, like, thanks for that information. It's a double cassette.

It comes with a poster. We got this from Chris Donofrio uh provided it we have to say you want to say donafrio i'm more comfortable saying donafrio chris donafrio he how many has he opened already two or three already two or yeah now open two here's the um well when he opened the two he left a little bit of the top on so the lid would be like a little flappable guy. Dave fucked that up. Dave fucked that up, took the whole lid off. Now we have no clue where it is.

So, Chris, if you're listening, Dave lost the lid to your can. I'll get you. I can get you a lid. It has a sticker on it, though. Oh, shit. Here was the original. Now, John Olsen didn't play VOV, has never played a VOV. Should play a VOV. That'd be nice. I'd like to

see wolf eyes or some sort. Go ahead. May 11, 2004. Oh, we already did that? Yeah. No, what? Look, Mike, it's like binary. Oh, that's like binary. See how it's not like binary?

No, I'm already with you. With the inclusion of other numbers. Me too, guys. I'm with you. I think Olsen's dad canned that. I think he worked at... At first I thought you were going to say, I think Olsen's dead. No, I think Olsen's father canned that.

I think he worked at a canning factory of some sort. Here was the original... A cannery. A cannery. Here was the original plan. We were going to Chris was going Chris D'Onofrio

was going to provide an Olsen can with the double tape and the poster and then two other decoy cans and the decoy cans would let's say

be filled with refried beans it's nothing like that would be filled with like refried beans and evaporated milk it's like the Coke challenge and each one of us

Dave, Joe and myself Would by sight alone Each pick a can That we thought was the Olsen can And then We'd play the Olsen can And the two gentlemen Which would obviously be used guys

Because I would Bam! I'd pick that tape Would then while we listened to it Have to consume The substance within said can. Chug the evaporated milk. Chug it or just... However you would like to drink your evaporated milk out of the can.

I don't know what evaporated milk is. Or eat all the refried beans, which, Dave, you said you think you could eat an entire can of unseasoned refried beans. I could eat a whole can of Goya black beans. That's different than refried beans because they're so dense. I can do it, no problem. No problem? No problem.

No seasoning. No heating them up. Straight out of the can. They're baked beans. No, no, no, not baked beans. Refried beans. Did I say baked beans? No, you said refried beans.

I was thinking baked beans. Yeah, I can do refried beans. A whole can. No problem. No way. I don't think you can. There's been times where I've made like, you know, burritos or whatever on the stove with like a half a can of refried beans. And then while I was making those, ate the other half of refried beans.

Let me stop you there because the burrito though, you got some guac, you got some lettuce. You got some sour cream. You got some tomatoes. You have some lettuce. You got some sour cream. You got some tomatoes. You have other ingredients. You have some seasoning. Along with the rest of the baked beans or the refried beans. Yeah, but there's other stuff.

There's more food that you're adding, so it's easier to eat. No, but it's not as gross as just the dense. I don't think they're gross. I'm back. I think Dave can do it. I think Dave can do it, too. I don't want to be the odd man out. Dave can do it. That was nothing like binary.

I'm with you guys. All right? We're a trio. All right, so let's get into this. Evaporated milk, disgusting. I couldn't do it. I don't even know what it is. What's the consistency?

It's just dust? Evaporated milk, it's empty. It's like, I want to know how they know it evaporated. It's like milk, but it's thick like syrup. Yeah, it's disgusting. And then what do you do with it? You add it to coffee or in a curry. You can put it in a curry.

It's just like concentrated milk. Concentrated milk? Yeah. Is it even called evaporated milk? Did I make that up? No, that's the thing. All right, let's do this Olsen double cassette. We have a little tiny intro thing for it

and then we'll go into some of those jams. Refried beans. Oh, you want to do the can? I can't open it. I can't do it. I'm too nervous. I'll do it. Chris D'Onofrio, do you want to explain? I've opened so many of them.

I'd rather one of you guys. All right. Hey, do me a favor, though, but do the label on the top. Open that end? Yeah, but leave a little bit on so it hangs. I bet you could open that with your bare hands. Let's explain what we've got here. American tapes, $395, John Elton in a...

Tape and a can. Tape and a can. He's almost at $1,000, I think. What's in here? Two tapes? Definitely two tapes.pe and a can. Tape and a can. He's almost at a thousand, I think. What's in here? Two tapes? Definitely two tapes. Potentially a poster. And you have opened how many of these so far?

Two. Did you get a poster both times? Yeah, but there's a variation of posters. There's a color. It seems to be printed of some kind because it reeks. And we wanted to do this where we were going to have a decoy can.

Or decoy cans. And we had to pick which one we were going to have a decoy can. Or decoy cans. And we had to pick which one we thought was the John Olsen can. And if you didn't get it, you had to eat what was in the can. But we didn't come to... There's no decoy cans, right? Who wants to open it? Dave, you want to do the opening? I'll open it up.

Oh, I'm real excited. Open it right next to the... I want to know what it smells like. Get my nose on this. I want to know what it smells like. I'm going to get my nose on this. I want to know what it smells like, too. Smells like 2004. I don't know if that's when it came out. Uh-oh.

Hold that. I'm going to get a whiff in there. It smells like aluminum. Does it smell rare? It does smell rare. Does it smell like a poster? Yeah, it's flipped back. Ooh, there's a piece of paper in there.

Okay. Open it up. Cut myself. What's the point? Ooh! I want to smell it. Spray paint. Okay.

Oh, sweet. Well, obviously he's going to smell the spray paint. John Olsen's house probably reeks of spray paint. That's spray paint. Nobody's smelling. Nobody's smelling. It's all rubber band together. Were the other ones rubber band together?

Yep. All right, open that up. Let's see what we got. Let's see if this poster looks like it together? Yep. All right, open that up. Let's see what we got. Let's see if this poster looks like a double one. All right. Second color one. Ooh. Look at that. That's nice.

Oh. Pretty good. Ooh. That stinks like Sprite. Well, I guess everything's gone to the Sprite band. Does this look like your other ones? Oh, shit. It looks like one of my other ones.

I have one of each. And I still have one open. You still have another one? Yeah, I still have one unopened one. You still have another one? Yeah, I have an open one. Is that printed? Or is that an original? I think it's a photocopy.

So which tape do you want to play? Will it be red or blue? I mean, it's a little bit sticky. It might have been. It's sort of been in its own environment. Yeah, that's true. It's supposed to stay fresh, right? Consumer, that's what's Detroit's supposed to stay fresh, right? Consumer psychology and customer

will. That's rare these days. Yeah. I should sell it back to Wilson. That air could, yeah. Or Henry Rollins. Alright, let's get into this. John Olsen, does it have a name or is it just tapes in a can?

The red tape. American Tapes. No, red tapes. American tapes. No, it's called Weird Shadow. Let's play the other side. Oh, no, no, no. Weird Shadow put it out in... collaboration. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. The End Thank you. I'm you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. John Olsen. In a can.

Trapped in a can. Trapped in a can. Untitled. Double cassette with a poster. On American Tapes. Remember when we opened it, how bad it smelled like spray paint? Oh, it reeked of spray paint. I remember that, Joe.

I remember that. Dave, do you remember that? I remember that, speaking of spray paint. I was hoping you didn't remember it until me and Joe had something to share. Something just for us, Dave. Something special just for us. You guys shared a moment at VOV?

There were some moments. Oh, we had some heavy. Physical and mental. And emotional. Very, very spiritual. I'm still feeling the effects of that one. I'm still sweaty. Yeah.

Oh, did you ever get your glasses fixed? No, it's super glue. Let me see. Is that them right now? Oh, that looks nice. That's pretty good. Seamless. Seamless job.

I don't know. See, that's a seam. That's a seam. This side is seamless. They're riddled with seams, Dave. This is full of seams. This side. Oh, that.

Okay, never mind. How did they break? I don't remember. I don't know. That just rolled over and full of seams. This side. Oh, that. Okay, never mind. How did they break? I don't remember. I don't know. That just rolled over and they were broken. The mystery of the campsite. I think you snapped. Like, you just.

I was just crumpled up. You were probably playing with them. Yeah, I'm always playing with something. What is time? I just. Oh. Couldn't get to the bottom of that one. Never cracked that case.

I don't want to talk about it. It was dark. It was a dark zone. All right. I want to play a cassette here. What do you got? I got an Ironing and Hal McGee for the sake of sound. Ironing's a pretty good set.

Cassette. Yo, Ironing, Andrew Chadwick's project. He's from Florida. I believe he, I think he was on tour. He didn't just drive up to West Virginia from Florida. Yo, he crushed it. It was really fucking good.

This is another tape on Hal Tapes that Mr. Hal McGee released. So you're getting all of his tapes. I have a bunch of them in one of these drawers back here. They're all white spines with blue text. And then, you know, the different cover image. And then a nice Maxell blank.

Can you buy those in bulk? He said he actually, because we played another How McGee tape a few episodes back, and he posted something on the Tabs Out message board located at tabsout.com that said he bought these in bulk. Really? Oh, he's also, speaking of Hal McGee, he's doing currently a, there's something on the website about it, a museum of microcassette art where you get in touch with him and he will send you two microcassettes and you record anything you want on them and then you decorate them as you see fit. You keep one for yourself and you send one to him. He's archiving them, putting it online

and then having them a little museum in his house. I don't know if you can visit it or not. It's probably scheduled. You have to schedule a visit. I saw a video online of him mailing his own submission to himself. And when he opened up his mailbox, they did not

postmark it. So I think he should just mail it again. Keep mailing it over and over again until they finally postmark it. Or throw it away. No one looked at it and just went... Not again, Hal. We get it. Here we go again. Alright, so let's play

this... Hal's at the mailbox. Did you get my letter? Here we go again. All right, so let's play this. How's at the mailbox? Did you get my letter? The flag was up. Did you see the flag was up? Well, he used a traditional blue mailbox on the street. It wasn't like you went to his house. And just put the flag up. And put the flag up.

Oh, you thought he took it right out and put it right back in? Yeah, just put that in and put it right back in. No, it went to the sorting center down at the main... Oh, okay. It made it all the way there. Our tax dollars worked for that. Meanwhile, the post office is bankrupt. Laying people off, going to stop doing a day.

And Hal McGee's like, I'm going to mail it to myself. You would figure, actually, you would figure that would help the post office. Business. Business. He's buying those stamps. Buying the stamps. Never mind. Everyone do that. Everyone. Business. He's buying those stamps. Buying the stamps. Never mind. Everyone do that.

Everyone mail shit to yourself or Hal McGee and then he can mail back to himself. It's a cycle that will never end. To you. To you. From me. All right.

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on Hal Tapes squeeze between the wrists squeeze solid killed it at VOV by the way alright Joey

what we're doing a podcast Yeah. Sixth set. All right, Joey. What? Whoa. Well, we're doing a podcast, and now you're going to introduce something else. Here's this mothcock tape. Perfect. Nailed it. Play. Mothcock.

There's actually, we talked to- This is hard work. Yeah. Trust me. You were off chopping wood while we uh talked about this one yeah chop and you'll joe b feature prominently you don't like a little pumpkin in the field there no this is the worst thing i've ever seen uh from what i hear we talked to dr quinn a little bit uh that was there for a little bit of that because you're asking about this and he's just like

there's like where the pumpkin from yeah that's why none of it got used. See, there's artwork that is intentionally made bad. He did use crayon and chalk and then inverted it. Oh, right. I think on paintbrush for Windows 3.1. Sick technique. But that's the kind of bad artwork that you can't fake. No, you can't fake that.

That's when it's good. That's when it's good. Yeah, you can try to do this. Like, it's good. That's when it's good. Yeah, you can try to do this. Like, it's just going to be bad. It's so bad, yeah. This is a Mothcock split with Men's Bathhouse, who was the duo of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, and Andrew Kirshner, released on...

I like when you asked him about that, too, because he was kind of like... Yeah, I asked him a ton of questions. I was like, when did this come out? Oh, I don't know. Yeah. That's with Andrew Kirshner, right questions like when did this come out I don't know yeah that's what Andrew Kirshner right he's like

I don't know the water notes in front of me yeah everyone else has a record label so why can't I number 41

from 2010 we talk with the Mothcock guys a little bit Joe B. is chopping wood vigorously in the background

so if you can that's how I do it. That's how he does it. So if you can deal with that. If you don't like it. If you don't like it, go on the dark web. All right? If you can count the amount of times

that Joby chopped at wood. Oh, good one, Dave. While this one, we'll send you. Oh, yeah. All right. Okay. So, yeah,

you want to play a little bit of talking at the the the valley the mothcock boys going to this mothcocks yeah i can't say i can't say it mothcock men's bathhouse i was talking to you on the phone the other day when i was walking to the post office and uh there was someone right behind me and uh i had to say mothcock like five times, but I never wanted to say it. So I just kept saying, oh, the Moth thing. But meanwhile, I'm saying like Moth thing cassette,

and they're probably like, well, that's just as weird. Why you might as well, they're probably like, why is he just saying cock? Yeah, just say cock. You're talking about cassettes. What do I care?

All right. Well, let's get into a little bit of that. Mothcock, men's bathhouse split c30 here we go star of moth pack here we go boys know that guy oh that guy what's going on very little what's going on with you nothing how's it going? High class beer zone. Yeah, man. Fancy beer zone.

You guys introduced yourself for the show? Doug Jett. Pat Madugna. That's us. That's you guys. Let's look what I got here. Oh, man. That's oldie. You want to talk about that one a little bit?

That is a remix of Madonna's Lucky Star, I believe. Is that what you're holding there? It's a worm for a tree. Yeah, that's a Mothpack remix of Lucky Star. That's what she got. And let me ask you a question. So it says Turnip Records and everybody else has a record label. Turnip Records was not a label.

It was a record store. Oh. So Ryan put that out. Okay, he got some stuff on Fairchild. That's... It also says Turn Up Records. Yeah, that was at Turn Up Records. So Fairchild is a label.

Yeah. That who does? Us. That you both do together? That's us. Okay. And then, did you just call the record store? Kind of.

Not exactly. Kind of? Is it in a building? It is in a building. It's in a building, yeah. Does the record stuff? Kind of. Not exactly. Is it in a building? It is in a building. Does the building exist? The building exists. It's not Turn Up Records anymore. It's not as weird as Turn Up Records was.

What's it called now? Now it's called the Vinyl Underdraft. Ooh, that's where you get the hip stuff. Yeah. I bet you they got all those reissues. Oh, those Beatles records. Yeah. You get a pretty penny for this. So what side is your kid?

I'm guessing that's a men's bathhouse, right? Who's men's bathhouse? That is Dr. Quinn and Andrew Kirshner. Oh, really? Duo. That's a sick duo. Yeah. Ryan's here, right? Ryan's here. He's a wacky guy. He's a sick duo. Yeah. Ryan's here, right? Ryan's here.

He's a wacky guy. He's the wackiest. He is the wackiest. The wackiest. Doesn't become much wackier. No, it's wackiest again. I think your sides were wrong. So you said this was going to be a remix of Madonna.

Lucky Star. Lucky Star. Let's see if you're right. Let's see. Mouth-popping. Who did the artwork for this one? Ryan. Ryan did. Yeah? Lucky Star. Let's see if you're right. Let's see. Who did the artwork for this one? Ryan. Ryan, dude. Yeah?

I believe that's Ryan. Look at that, Dave. How would you describe that? It's amazing. It is pretty amazing, right? Yeah. Was there a pumpkin on top of the... Was it the Matrix?

It was like a pumpkin on top of some, like, crayon scribbles. A lot of time when... Yeah, a lot of time. Yeah. And maybe some chalk. A lot of time. Maybe some chalk. Some white chalk with the titles on it. Alright. Press play. Let's play this. Uh oh.

Lady Madonna. Lady Madonna. Shut up, boy. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Oh, yeah! © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Oh, my God. I'm a little crazy, I'm a little crazy I'm a little crazy, I'm a little crazy I'm a little crazy, I'm a little crazy I'm a little crazy, I'm a little crazy I'll kill you! I'm sorry. I can't! I'm sorry. Oh, my God! I'm sorry. Thank you. Everybody knows, everybody knows, everybody knows, everybody knows, everybody knows. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my wife!

I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my wife! I'm going to get my God! so so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 oh Mothwiener. Mothwiener. Mothcock. Mothcock. Moth Wiener. Moth Wiener.

Mathcock. Mothcock. Mathcock. Split with Men's Bathhouse on everyone else has a record label, so why can't I? Is there another project called Moth Penis? We said that last time we played Mothcock. I don't know. I never looked it up.

And 72. That's how many Skittles are in the Mothcock jar? That's how many times you chop the wood. Well, you don't tell people. They have to get... Jesus Christ. They were going to guess, and then it was going to be on the website, and then they get a special prize.

Oh, and it was going to go viral, wasn't it? Dave, in post, put the chicken sound on that again. It's a rooster. All right, Dave, what do you got? A rooster is a form of chicken. I'm going to play this shingles tape. Shingles? Don't get that.

No, no, shingles, not the tape. You could die. If you've had chicken pox, the shingles virus is already inside of you. It's for people who haven't had chicken pox, right? No, it's for people that have had chicken pox. If you've had chicken pox, the shingles virus is already inside of you. Yeah. So it's like super chicken pox.

See, I thought only people who have never gotten chicken pox get shingles. No. Okay. No. It's when it comes back a second time. No, you're dead wrong, Joe. I can't believe you even thought that. All right.

This is a split with Josh Milrod on Hasu Mountain, the Mugen series or Mugen series. I don't know how to say it. I like when you say Mugen. Mugen series. You said it a little harder. Mugen series. We've wrote a little bit about this on the website.

We. I did. Well, you don't include anyone else. Joe, this is what we're going to do. We've got two other tabs out things we're doing. You're not in any of them. Ooh, let's turn the lights off for a second. We're going to talk about this.

Joe, feel free to jump in with participation anytime you want. We're on year two here. You made it pretty clear. Turn that light back on because I want to talk about the artwork on this a little bit. Joe, you sit and look pretty. Look at these little... I remember that, Joe. Yeah, Joe, you sit and look pretty. Look at these little... I remember that, Joe. Yeah, he wrote it. He wrote that. Look at these little figures. Laser vision. We're going to

do that before you get there. You said these things to me. Don't talk about that yet. We're not letting the cat out of the bag on that yet. Use the chicken voice on that again. We're going to use... You know how much we're going to have to pay for this chicken voice? You get one free. Alright, and then everyone's $4.99.

You better hope soundbible.com doesn't find out. Free trial from wikichickensamples.com. No, I think it was from soundbible.com. Or like something like that. They had a lot of animal sounds. That's where he was. Some goats. They had a whole barnyard section.

It wasn't just barns. They had jungle. They had stuff like dogs and cats. Did you find that in... Did they subcategorize it? I googled animal sound mp3s or something. They had categories. Oh, because they had domestic dog, cat.

Yeah. It was all dogs, so you had wolves, everything. They did not have hamsters, Dave. Disappointed turtle. Incomplete. Of course they had turtles, Joe. You got it. I'm going to share that with him real quick.

Look at the little figures. I love the little figures that they made on these covers. Good guess Joe. Yeah I like those. That's Josh and Jesse there. They got the they didn't get the black. Wait which one? This is Josh right? That's Jesse.

I can tell from here. Jesus Christ, Joe. He doesn't have the black. Yeah, well, he has a red hoodie on, so maybe it's underneath. Well, we'll fix that later. I'll get a Sharpie out and I'll fix that. Can I see that? Are they all like that?

Yeah. Yeah, each one has has... Little caricatures. 8-bit caricatures. So we're going to play one of the two Shingles tracks, I think, right? I just wanted to say a little bit more about the inside of the artwork for these tapes. It's awesome. It's like a regular Nintendo, like, RPG game where, like, the text box comes up. Yeah, the entire thing is, like...

It gives, like, all the information, like, you know. Josh Millrod, age 27, Zone, Crown Heights. Is he only 27? Well, at the time of this recording. Yeah, and the cassettes, pro-dub cassettes. I like how there's like a solid yellow, solid green, solid purple, solid red for each one. It's a very nice... You know what I like?

The separate piece of paper with the download code? Yeah, you got that. You got the goods. Yeah, there's a lot to like about these tapes. They just came out on Hasu Mountain, so you can... I'm not sure if there's a batch deal, if you can get them all for a cheaper price or whatever, but I think they're all worth picking up.

But I like to have a set. I like a nice set. You like a concept, a good concept. And we should say that we're playing this, because Grasshopper played VOV. We already played a Josh Milrod track. So let's round it out. Let's round out the Grasshopper.

Spread the love. Yeah, let's round out the crew and play something from Jesse. Jesse DeRosa Shingles Project. Shingles! Don't get it! Alright, and here's one of the tracks from the split with josh milrod Thank you. Thank you. The The The The The The The The The The The The Thank you. Shingles. Shingles.

Get a little wet. My mouth's all dry. Oh yeah? Spit in it. Spit in your mouth? Yeah. Not again. Mate, spit in Joe's mouth. all dry. Oh, yeah? Spit in it. Spit in your mouth? Yeah. Not again. Mike, spit in Joe's mouth.

Not again. Spit in Joe's mouth while I pull my neck meat. Now you pull my neck meat while I spit in your mouth. Whoa, we're getting crazy here. Oh, man. With my neck meat in your butt. Wait, what did you just say? Nothing.

Unless you're into it. All right. I'm into it. nothing unless you're into it alright I'm into it I'm not not into it I'd try it you ready to end her off end her off here

let's end it off I think this is an appropriate way to end our post voice of the valley episode they did not play this year but they played every other year. Tusco Terror.

Let's end it with a Tusco Terror tape. I couldn't find any information on this one. It's like an all black and dark gray cover. It's just squares. It says Tusco Terror in black on black on the spine. The label feels like

sandpaper. Feel this label on the shell. The label feels like sandpaper. Feel this label on the shell. Oh, I don't know if I like the look. It's got a texture to it. It's like grip tape. Feel that. Yeah, it's like grip tape. I'll do a kickflip with this.

I like that. Kickflip's a lot of soap. I like there's on the inside of the J card, it's three panels, and there's some other black on black print. Oh, I like that. Yeah, it looks awesome. There's no label name or

anything. I got this I don't know, five, six years ago. So let's end off on that. Nice little Tusco burner. Thanks again. Yeah, thanks to Ben,

Stoney, and Liz for putting together another killer weekend. I should say while we were sitting around the table at recording some of these tapes, we were joined by Kristen Offrio, Tony Polino, Ben Billington,

Josh Milrod, Mothcock, Witchbeam, Jesse DeRosa, Conrad Kemp, Kyrie Gentilcore, David Suss, and Lorna Mothcock Witchbeam Jesse DeRosa Conrad Cam Kyrie Gentlecore David Suss and Lorna Peterson See you all next year.

Good job Dave. Thanks to Dr. Quinn for doing a fantastic intro. It was pretty good. And Lucy for the intro music that she recorded on stage. She's a natural. She's a natural that one's a natural, that one. She's got the stuff.

You got the goods. She's a superstar in a superstar machine. Alright, so let's take it out with Tusco Terror, episode number 31. VOV. Forever. forever. I'm going to go to the next one. so wow so

um Oh so oh ah Oh, my God! uh I'm sorry. uh so so I'm sorry. Thank you.