Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #35 | 11.09.13

Episode Date: November 9, 2013

Tetrahominoid, Luxury Elite, Karen Novotny X, Radio Shock, Dylan Efier, The Kendal Mintcake, Hong Chulki and Aaron Dilloway, Cloud Destroyer, Sawi Lieu, Tom White, Floating Gardens, Ingen Nara Gudar, Idpyramid, Rangers, mhzesent, and Woven Skull and Core of the Coalman.

Hi, this is André Foisy from Locrian and Kwaidon, and you're listening to Tabs Out. Episode number 35. 35. 35 B. Let's call it. Yeah. Go ahead. You explain it Dave Mike fucked up last episode No hold your horses

Who fucked up Mike fucked up Yeah Kangaroo court I call kangaroo court Motion to strike No what happened Was we did about

Almost the entire show right Yeah we did Like an the entire show, right? Yeah, we did like an hour and a half, two hours. And Joe's dumbass had his microphone. No, no. See, I wouldn't blame it on me. I wasn't blaming anything on you. I'm just calling you a dumbass. Because I – Dave said, check your mic.

Don't stroke your microphone. And I turned it off, and I said, is that good? Dave said, all right, I'm reading it. Turn it the other way. I clicked it again, and Dave said, okay, check your mic. Don't stroke your microphone. And I turned it off, and I said, is that good? Dave said, all right, I'm reading it. Turn it the other way. I clicked it again, and Dave said, okay, that's good. So either way, he was saying was good. But either way, your microphone was turned off the whole time, and Dave didn't catch it until Dave didn't catch it.

That's my job to catch it? Yeah, it's your job to catch it. You had the things plugged in. Backwards. Backwards. Whatever. Either way. Got a new mixer so you wouldn't have to fuck with this one.

Did it anyway. I don't understand why he's unplugging. Why did he switch anything? Either way, we did about half the episode, maybe a little bit more than that. Joe's microphone wasn't turned on the entire time. So we're starting over from scratch. And you and you got i was on fire last time my material oh i had yeah you were i was i was i was a pistol that was a pistol you should have heard me i'm not all new material tonight though i don't i don't repeat never the same show twice all right, who wants to... We'll thank Andrew Foise.

Foise. Foise. Foise. Yeah, thanks. Andre Foise. Now I can't remember how he says it. We always said Foise. Foise.

Which apparently is not how he says it. Foise. One of us is getting it wrong. Oh, him, obviously. Yeah. Who is labeled Land of Decay, which is currently in the process of shutting down, having a sale. A fire sale.

Having a fire sale. I'll try to remember all the old jokes I used the first time around. Okay. Yeah, because I know I did the fire sale joke the first time around. I did it. I did it. Remember Ike Goldberg was going out of business for like 10 years on Kirkwood? Oh, yeah.

I remember that. Was Ike Goldberg a national chain? Was that a national years on Kirkwood? Oh, yeah. I remember that. Was Ike Goldberg a national chain? Was that a national chain? Yeah, that was a chain. Oh, was it? Okay. I believe so. Okay.

That was the only one I ever knew of. There was another one somewhere. I can't remember. It was like after 10 years, nobody believes you anymore. But they sold like outdoor stuff too, though. Yeah, I think it started off as like an Army, Navy surplus kind of place and then it, to keep up with the times,

they went into like tents and outdoor hiking gear. Oh. I didn't know about the first part. Jeff Matheson used to work there. Oh yeah? Yeah. Shout out to a former

Goldberg employee. All right, who wants to start this episode? Why don't you start it, Mike? You want me to start it off? Yeah, since you fucked up the last one. Okay, I think we can all agree I was the only one who wasn't involved in that mess. All right, I'm going to play a track off this compilation called Book One

from a label that I just discovered for myself, Otherworldly Mystics. I don't recognize a single name on this comp. Well, they're otherworldly, so. They're otherworldly. But first of all, it looks gorgeous. It's got a very 70s sci-fi feel to it. I love the colors. Yeah, well, I'm sure the illustration was taken from a book or something.

No, no, no. I forget the name of the person. Oh, all right. Let me get my hands on that. I did the artwork for it. It's awesome. I like the prices on the back. Yeah, it says five bucks on the back. I love the picture on on that. It's awesome. I like the prices on the back. Yeah, it says five bucks on the back.

I love the picture on the cover. It looks like an old sci-fi novel. There's one alien lying seductively on the ground as the other one with three arms. One arm sticking out of the belly button. Is he handing him something?

I think he's handing him something. I don't know. They're naked. That gets me going. They got boobs. I like that the texture kind of looks like, yeah, it kind of looks like, you know, how like the old hardcover books have kind of like the canvas front. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the canvas texture.

You can kind of, it looks like it has that canvas texture if you look at it real close in the artwork. Yeah, and look on the inside. The inside like it has that canvas texture if you look at it real close in the artwork. Yeah, and look on the inside. The inside, it mimics a book. Like each side is like an old... I like how it's cut off right here. Yeah, it's like an old yellowed newspaper type... Yellowed pages from an old book.

It has the page numbers at the bottom. And do you recognize anybody on this? No, not at all. I love... Who's the last person on Side B? Baseball Cap. Baseball Cap. Baseball Cap, I love that name. Egghead is the track.

But I'm going to play, I think it's the fourth track on here. The artist is Tetra Hominoid. That's a good one. I don't really know much about them. I don't think they have anything else out really. Went to their Facebook page today, they had seven likes.

So getting on the ground floor of Tetrahominoid. Let's change that. What's that? Well, he invited me to like it, but I wasn't sure if it was something that he made up. Oh, I did. Another one of those things. Either way, Tetrahominoid, their track,

which is called... Oh, there's a long-ass word. Transdimensional Passage. That wasn't that bad. I thought I was going to bungle that one. I had it all right. Nailed it. You are on fire tonight.

I am not as a pistol. From Otherworldly Mystics, book one, compilation cassette. And here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Damn. Mmm. Tetrahominoid. Sizzling. Sizzling from the Book One compilation on otherworldly mystics. Just came out in addition of 100.

The artwork we were talking about is by a fella named Jarrett D. Weiss. W-E-I-S-S. W-E-I-S-S. Oh, and Bing him. See what you come up with. I also love, there's some other names on here that I like. Are you Bing Guy, Mike? You're Bing him. See what you come up with. I also love there's some other names on here that I like.

Are you Bing guy, Mike? You're Bing guy. You know, I think we talked about this actually, which is kind of sad. I took the Bing challenge where you search for something, and then it shows you Bing's results and Google's results, but it doesn't tell you whose is who. And then you pick which one you like the most, and at the end it tells you. What did you search for?

I don't know. I mean, I took it. I don't know. I didn't take it today but uh i was a google guy i like google oh you're a google i'm a google man yeah everybody it's like i don't like a normal person this one track wesley with the trademark sign yeah that's nice that's good too what is it what wesley with a little tm is the tm at the top yeah nice uh there was one other one I really liked on here. Google that. Joe loves that.

Lately, kind of, yeah. Joe, you've got like a blue... Were you playing in confetti or something? Oh, what was that? Oh, no. I'm playing with the... Oh, I thought you were up in the club. I'm not going up there. Trying to stick that in your ear?

Flinging it around. Alright, who wants to go next? I'm going. No, I thought you were up in the club. Trying to stick that in your ear? Flinging it around. Alright, who wants to go next? I'm going. No, I don't know. Go ahead. Alright. You got something to do. We'll play.

Let's keep it sizzling. This luxury elite tape. Oh, hell yeah. New orange milk batch. This came out with, they just did four tapes, I believe. This tape, a Ventla tape, a Jerry Paper tape, and there was one more, but I can't remember what it was. Yeah, I can't remember either.

Mike was showing me a piece of that Jerry Paper tape earlier. Oh, yeah, we were playing that earlier. It's fucking crazy. Yeah. Oh, dude, it's nuts. Like, I really want to play it. What the hell is Jerry Paper? I don't know.

Dude, it's bonkers. It's bonkers. I gotta say, keep a lookout. I won't give anything away, but the Jerry Paper tape, look at the artwork of it now. Like, go to Orange Milk's site and look at the artwork. And apparently it's sold out and they're reissuing it. Take a good look at the reissue artwork when it comes out, because it's pretty hilarious. Oh, they updated the artwork for the reissue?

Yeah, I don't want to say anything about it. I want it to be all a pleasant surprise for everybody. But Luxury Elite TV Party. Oh, we got a little Black Flag cover band. So we're gonna play the first two tracks off the A-side. First two tracks off the A-side. Let me tell you my

love for these blue shells. I know you like them. I like these blue shells. Dave, what do you think about that? Ooh, yeah. What's that, AMI? Teal? AMI Cerulean? Not quite teal. They had them in Canada and Europe, but they're just making it here to the States. This is like a

minty blue. Like a peppermint blue. It pops. National Audio Company just got those. Of course, everyone is using them. Oh, sure. Which I'm all for. Because they look awesome. Oh, did you guys...

I usually use white. Oh, they got these new new new colors nah is that you typing right now yeah that's making the order did you guys get that uh email from national audio company how they got a new oh yeah congratulations to trish yeah for being promoted or hired as senior cassette coordinator or something you know what's weird frank actually this is kind of funny i got like a message from franklin teagle uh for those who don't know mr teagle he does tranquility tapes who just said it doesn't work for that label he was i don't know who said uh he was like i got some like what did he say i got some cassette duplication gossip and it was about that email.

And he pointed out that every time they mention the woman Trish, her name is in quotes. As if she's not like... Maybe she's an android or something. She's like a robot. Yeah. I hope Trish is like an acronym for like... Maybe she didn't want to use her real name in the email. I think her real name is Patricia.

Patricia. Patricia. Well, you don't have to put that in quotes. I don't think you have to put that in quotes. My name is David. think her real name is Patricia. Patricia's just a nickname. Well, you don't have to put that in quotes. Yeah, I don't think you have to put that in quotes. My name is David. Yeah, my name is Joseph. You have to go, hey, Dave. Dave.

Dave. Oh, man. Shout out to Keith Rankin for all the artwork on these orange milk tapes. Never ceases to amaze me. No, it's always good. Mmm. Straight beveling it. It doesn't...

What, Dave? That style of artwork doesn't look like it's made by people no it looks like machine makes it oh some sort of algorithm you just put in squiggle jib not necessarily that stuff but like this the style where it's like it looks like you know late 70s or early 80s you know sci-fi artwork i don't understand like i don't understand how they make it look the way that they make that was the other tape ventla oh yeah okay which is a fucking burner yeah oh so good i love on the inside of this luxury tape how it says tv party and this little like starburst yeah i love it man it looked this is tight we're gonna what are we

gonna play the first two cuts off uh the a, you said? Did you see this, though? The pause rewind? The little symbols from like a VCR. I like the really thin silver printing on the shell, too. It's like metallic silver. Did you see that? Yeah, yeah. It's nice.

I think the general gist we're giving is that we like it. We can talk about the tape a little bit. I is that we like it. We can talk about the tape a little bit. I know, just joking. We can talk about it. Speaking of tape-related stuff, let's see if you can hear this. That sound was the eject sound on a new-ass deck we just got today. Bing bong. Bing bong.

The old one was dying out on us, so a little upgrade. All right, let's play something off this luxury elite cassette TV party, a new one on Orange Milk. And here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do you want to talk? Mercedes Do you want to talk? Mercedes Do you want to talk? Mercedes Do you want to talk? Mercedes Mercedes Mercedes Damn. Future's weird, boys. The future's weird. Damn. All right.

The future is weird, boys. The future is weird. That was Luxury Elite, two tracks off of TV Party. If there was a video for that, there'd be a lot of behind-the-back hand high-fives. Especially for that first guy. And, like, rainbow suspenders. Rainbow suspenders. And, like, really cool walking.

Like, walking I can't pull off. Yeah, lots of really cool slowed-down walking. Yeah. And, like, people would, like, there'd be a guy in the background with, like, the white Walken. Walken I can't pull off. Lots of really cool slowed down Walken. Down a long hallway. There'd be a guy in the background with the white tea with the iron on letters that just say mustache rides.

He'd be in the background the whole time drinking a beer. That was good, man. Orange milk slamming it. Slamming it down. Alright, Dave, what do you got? I don't know. We should take a minute to talk about how we have a spinoff show.

Oh, yeah. Brand new. From the people who brought you Tabs Out. Comes Tabs Out Laser Focus, our new show over on Tiny Mixtapes. Dot com. Dot com on the internet if you're using that i normally i'll just you can just mail them a post a self-addressed self-addressed postcard

what is tiny mixtapes it's a website what is laser focus laser focus dave i'm glad you asked um a new show where we highlight we laser focus on a particular artist or label. And we play tapes by that artist or label. We interview them. I should say I do all this. They're not doing anything. We yak in the beginning about them a little bit. And episode one

is up right now at Tiny Mixtapes. We did an episode with Headboggle. So yeah, check that out. Keep that going. Tiny Mixtapes. We did an episode with Headboggle. So, yeah, check that out. Keep that going. Tinymixtapes.com And it's going to be how frequently? Monthly, I believe. Monthly?

Monthly. Once a month. Get my monthlies. Get my monthlies. All right, dude. Back, back, back, back, back to it. All right. What do you got?

What do you got for us? What are you going to do, Joe? Yeah, that cut was good, man. Let's do this weird tape that came out on Golden Cloud. I love weird tapes. What tape you got on Golden Cloud? This is a tape by a project called Karen Novotny X. Oh, I like this one. Which is apparently, apparently the story is

this was recorded back in like 78 and 79 by like a trio of females that like lived in a squat and like borrowed synthesizers. I'm calling bullshit on her right now. Let me see. I say bullshit too. And here's why.

I think it's another one of those projects. Here's why. The thing I read was this project, Karen Novotny X. Like Dave said, late 70s. They lived in various squats. They borrowed synthesizers. It's way too fucking good for that story to be real. Even just the quality of the recording.

It's not all in one speaker. It's not like... Yeah, it's quality of the recording. Yeah, the quality. Like it's not all in one speaker, you know, it's not like. Yeah, it's not a squat recording. You know, it's really good. It is really good. Did you ever see the old timey squats from the late 70s? They were nice. Then the 80s happened. If you're going to, yeah, you know, Reagan.

And Squat Busters. Obama. Fucking Obama If you're going to come up with a project where you're going to pull the whole This was recorded in the 70s We just found the tapes Few things One, you gotta come up with the backstory first And let it simmer

Because when you google Karen Novotny X The only thing that comes up is about this tape You gotta do some viral marketing You gotta get in there. You have to engage the consumer. You know, just make... Plant some fake stuff and then let it build and then drop the tape.

And I think at this point, like, that has kind of been used up, that whole, like... That whole shtick? Because you could equally just say this came out and, like, they recorded this in 91. And it'd equally be like, oh, really? Yeah, it'd equally be like oh really

yeah that'd be awesome 91 i was gonna say my second thing is if you're gonna come up with a story that like the people lived in squats and borrowed equipment don't make it this good make it kind of shitty yeah make it kind of shitty like put a like a tape hiss filter yeah on the whole recording and like fuck up every once in a while on the tracks. But nobody's ever... As far as we know, nobody's been able to really pull it off. You mean they keep it a secret

so no one finds out? Yeah, like that Jan Jelinek dude. That Ursula Bogner project. Everybody pretty much figured out that I was that dude and there was the Juergen Muller thing which is awesome by the way just take credit for it that's what sucks is like somebody out there like made that

that's around now and everybody's like oh this is so fucking good well that's the thing it's like the story's just with the internet you can look and see if this person exists. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess. If there's nothing else, if you can't find anything else about this person at all, then you're going to

figure out who it is. I think the new thing should be it's a recording from the future. From the future? Stand back in time. One day, you were putting a new edition on your house. Everybody would believe that. You were digging up to put down the foundation or whatever what's that guy's name who said he was from the future i'm not done and you found a box

and inside the box was a note from the future and a few master tapes titan teeter yeah john titter or titor t-i-d-o-r yeah he said he was from the future and there's going to be like a civil war in like 2012 and he had a time machine. Yeah, he had a drawing for the time machine. Either way, this is a really good tape. Is this what I saw? Golden Cloud number 10. Golden Cloud number 10? I didn't realize they were that new of a label.

Yes. Shit, man. Killing it right off the bat, huh? Really nice looking cassette. Let's get in and play something off the A-side. yeah yeah we'll just go right into the first side here right on all right karen nevante x nothing what does it say what's the name of the tape nothing what it's written nothing nothing here now but these recordings 78 through 79 i'm gonna feel like a dick if this is really like if this story is true but i bet it's not and i want whoever the fuck did to come clean it also kind of sounds like it was recorded now yeah it does all right well here's a cut off that I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you, I saw you were, this way, you were, this way, that way, you were, you were, that way, this way, you were, this way, that way, that way, this way, this way, that way, so you, so you Thank you. The sounds in my eye

The sounds in my eye The sounds in my eye The chance to love you. I think it was you. The sun was in my eyes. The chance to find you. I just feel like you're this way, this way. I was, I was, I was, that way, that way, this way, this way, this way, I was, I was, that way, that way. Thank you. You are, you are, this way, this way. I was, I was, that way, that way.

You are, you are, this way, this way. Damn. Dave, if you said damn coming back from every take. Damn. Yeah. Damn. That's his trademark. That's his signature move? Damn. He's my thing. That's his trademark. He's going to get shirts made that just say damn on them with his face

like Tabs Out shirts. Good whoever put that story together. Yeah, that was an awesome tape. You should take credit for that because it was pretty good. Yeah, because it was really good. That wasn't recorded. 79. No way. Give me a break. Garage Band no way no on an old uh

atari system all right connor 64 let me find this tape what do you got it's recorded on the first synthesizer good thing you had that pile going yeah I knocked it all over Got this tape I'm going to play that I picked up at Cheap Fest Down in Richmond, Virginia Oh how was Cheap Fest We had a whole conversation about Cheap Fest already It was fun It was very fun John Paul said it was a blast

He got a hotel What's a hotel You're at a fest and there's so many people there, there's definitely someone you can crash with. Nah, he got a hotel. I bet he's got a weird ritual

he has to do. For those who are just listening to Tabs Out for the First Time, John Powell is Joby's fill-in. He's like a correspondent. He's our man on the street. He only bathes with a fresh bar of soap

that you take out of the wrapper. That's from a movie though, isn't it? Like Good Will Hunting or something. I've never seen Good Will Hunting. No? No. Or not Good Will Hunting. Not that one.

The one with As Good As It Gets. That really bad movie with Jack Nicholson where he plays an OCD dude. Oh, with Helen Hunt. Yeah, but he has to use a fresh bar of soap every time he showers. His cabinet is stocked full of fresh bars of soap. So he uses one bar and throws it away? Yeah. He could donate that.

There is something really nice about a fresh bar of soap. I think it's like in Seinfeld when they give the homeless people the bottoms of the muffins. You don't think we want the top of the muffin? They're not going to use a one-time-used piece of soap. You put it back in the box. Seal that right back up all right well anyway i'm gonna play this tape uh from a dude who plays under the name radio shock i got this tape uh as i said in cheap bus dave and i played that a few weeks ago in richmond google

that joe i like that you like what radio shock oh yeah and the tape is called adapter so if you google radio shock adapter if you google radio shock radio shock adapter or radio shock adapter cassette you're just getting shit from radio that's all you're getting did you mean this um one quick thing though about cheap fest when we were driving down dave had to pee really bad so um you know how they added rest stops to... To the National Highway System? Yeah. Yeah, a couple years ago. So when you had to pee, you could just go to one?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is, I think they say... Like you don't have to get off on exits anymore? Yeah, I think they say 99% of drivers use them now to pee and poop. And other things, too. Well, we don't need to get into that. Dave decides to get off at an exit into the heart of our nation's capital. After we hadn't passed a rest stop for about 10 miles.

That's not hard. And it wasn't like we were driving for 10 minutes. It was heavy traffic 10 miles. We're down. We went sightseeing, basically. The Washington Monument. Checked out Congress. 10 miles we're down we might we went sightseeing basically the washington monument checked out congress um and i'm asking mike to look for a gas station on his phone and he's too busy tripping on fucking mushrooms allegedly moved to strike choking back tears because he's in washington dc the architecture there is so gorgeous. It is.

Really, and just being in the middle of it all, especially during the whole healthcare rollout. It just felt so good. But this tape, it's a pretty tight tape, self-release. He dubbed it on a standard Memorex tape that you would get at maybe a Radio Shack. Oh, yeah. And the cover is just... The cover is awesome.

Yeah, it's the plastic that when you buy the box six tapes and it's wrapped in plastic. And it's just like shreds from that. In a little collage. In a little collage, taped on or glued on or whatever to this paper J card. And then he gave me the extra little... I've done some collage work myself. Oh, I've done a few collages. Collage is my day.

He gives you the little stickers that you put on the A side and the B side. Just throw them in there for funsies. That's nice. Yeah. He recommends listening to this on headphones. Oh, well, so everyone... This is a tabs out headphone moment.

Put on your head. It's like when you go to a 3D movie and the flash is put on your 3D glasses. Yeah, 3D glasses now. Yeah, we should have like a really loud beep when you hear the beep. Put on your headphones. All right, I'm going to play a track from here called Behind the Paywall. Second to last track on the A side. It's a 13 track cassette.

This is a doozy. This is an all-nighter. Clear your Google calendars and Google Maps. Oh, speaking of rest stops. I use Bing calendars. Okay. Speaking of rest stops,

do you know people review rest stops on the internet? People are crazy. If you look for, like we were looking, we found rest stops that had like 40 reviews

and not useful reviews. Reviews about like the vending machine wasn't full. So now I'll know that that time you went to the rest stop 12 years ago. 12 years ago? 12 months ago that the vending machine was low on Skittles. Was low on Skittles or peanuts. Yeah, now I'll know that. Not going there.

Not going there. But on the flip side, there were people who loved the rest stop. Plenty of parking. Bathrooms were clean. We'll definitely come back to this rest stop. I've never been to a single rest stop where you weren't able to park anywhere. Yeah, they make the parking lot gigantic. There's so much parking.

Yeah, there's so much parking on all of them. And it's not like, oh, honey, we got to go back to the Reggie Jackson rest stop. Usually there's like 15 or 20 cars in a lot At the most Make sure on our next trip we stop there Let's go out of our way to stop there It's like I gotta pee now But that rest stop is only 25 miles away Alright well let's play something

About this Radio Shock Adapter cassette Just got self released by the man himself Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Radio shock. Damn. Oh, squiggly wiggly. Squibbles and jibs. Love that one.

Squibbles and jibs. Just twisting that squelch knob. Google Radio Shock, and then go to the RadioShack.com website and then call them up and ask how to get to the RadioShack website and you can order that. I hope the next one,

I hope every tape by RadioShack is like something that you can get at RadioShack. Headphones. Battery. Yeah, battery. Oh, that would be good. Solder. Cell phone.

All right, Joby, is it your turn? Yeah, grab that. Well, who just played that? You just played that. Grab that Dylan Alright, Joe B. Is it your turn? Yeah, grab that. Who just played that? You just played that. Grab that Dylan Ettinger tape. You turkey. That's not what this is. You little turkey. You knucklehead. I've been using knucklehead a lot. Me too. Really? Yeah.

They're just one of them knuckleheads. Dylan Ethier on La Coho. This is a pretty black and white one. I like this. Garden's Gate. Yeah, it's nice. Because I like how they always do the little strip,

and you don't notice it at first. It's nice. Oh, yeah, I like the... Let me take a look at this. Let me take a good look at this. Get your eye peels on that. I'm going to rub my eyeballs all over this paper. Yeah, La Cajou, which always does a beautiful job with the artwork.

But this one, I always like when a label does the black and white. Normally, a black and white batch I enjoy. But I'll take just one. Just one. This is nice, though. It's real nice. Do we know who Dylan Ethier is? I don't know.

Dave? Dave's got his neck meat. Stop pulling your fucking neck meat, man. I'm not pulling. I'm twisting it right now. Oh, is that a new thing? Don't do anything with it. It's because it's now so pliable now

that you can really get a good twist going. Oh, yeah. Addition of 24 on this one. Yeah, a good 360 on it. And this came out. 24? Only 24 of those? Yeah, only 24.

This came out not, I think there's been a batch since this one came out. Schinch? Schinch. Schinch. Schinch. Schinch. Schinch is German for prior to. All right, I'm going to look up

who this dude is while we listen to Garden's Gate, a 20 minute cassette recorded outdoors by Dylan Ethier. What are we going to play here? Something on the A side?

A side. Pop it in here. Okie dokie, Dylan Ethier, Garden's Gate, new one on, newish one on Lako,

I don't know what Dave said. All I hear, I look at him, all I see is neck meat. And here's a cut. Here's a taste. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure so so Thank you. That was wacky. That scrambled my circuits. That'll get you going. I like it.

Did you find out anything where he's from? I'm looking at his Discogs page. We say Dylan Ethier, Gardens Gate, C20, Unlockoo. He's got a bunch of stuff. He's been putting out stuff it looks like for about two years. Most of it self-released. But he put out a 7-inch.

Is that a 10-inch? Put out a 10-inch by himself himself i thought it said moon nipples it's moon ripples he might have a a follow-up called moon nipples coming out what do those look like they're real cratery moon nipples yeah like man that girl had moon nipples no i think i think it would be nipples on the moon. We went to the moon. We discovered it had nipples. So you got to watch out for the moon nipples. Yeah, well, that's what Apollo 13 was all about. Wait, have you seen Gravity? That's what Gravity's all about.

Moon nipples, all right. They get the moon nipple squirts something at them. So like a dog has like six nipples, right? A standard North American dog has a half a dozen nipples. Half a dozen, huh? So how many nipples does the moon have? I thought you were going to say how many nipples two dogs have. How many? It's usually the maximum amount of young.

Now, here's my question. Which moon? The American moon. Yeah, the only question. Which moon? The American moon. Yeah, the only moon. Our moon? The moon. With the fucking flag on it? Every other moon has a name, but ours is the moon.

It has one nipple. That's where we put the flag. Oh, one nipple. Yeah, does our moon actually have a name? No. No? Just the moon? The moon.

Well, that's what we call it, I'm sure. That's like saying, does our Civil War have a name? No, it's the Civil War. Fuck all the other ones. Even the ones we start somewhere else. I wonder what other, like, what do the Japanese call the moon? The moon. You think they just have?

No, that's what we translate their word as. The moon. What do they call it? I don't know. What do Russians call it? The moon. The moon. That's a good Russian accent, Dave.

Yeah, good one. Well, if anyone would have a good Russian accent, it would be Dave. Oh, Dave would. He's got it in his blood. He's got Rusky in the blood. All right, Dave, what do you want to play? I'm going to play this Kendall Mint Cake tape. What is it?

The Kendall Mint Cake came out on Big Sleep, The Big Sleep. Kendall Mint Cake. Kendall Mint Cake? Yeah. It's a, Kendall Mint Cake is like an English, like, Sounds like a treat. Yeah, it's like a,

it's almost like a York Peppermint Patty, I think. Oh, all right, let me see. That's what it's like. I couldn't figure it out. I was trying to think. But this is the Kendall Mint Cakes. I knew it was.

There's apostrophe there. It implies ownership. Another one of those blue shells. It's the Kendall Mincakes album. Insignificant digits. Yeah. I kept thinking of... Because I looked at the Wikipedia page for Kendall Mincakes.

It was another one of those blues, right? Yeah. And I knew what it was, but York Peppermint Patty. It's kind of like that. I kept thinking of... What's the ice cream one? Mint chocolate chip. Mint chocolate chip. No's the ice cream one? Mint chocolate chip. Mint chocolate chip.

No, the ice cream bar. Clark bar. No, the ice, it's like vanilla ice cream. Milky Way. Never mind. Baby Ruth Snickers. I thought it was something else. Juicy Fruit.

Choco Taco. No, it's fucking, it's. Strawberry shortcake. Klondike bar. Ah, the Klondike bar. I kept thinking of a Klondike bar. No, why would it be a Klondike bar? It wouldn't be. It's a Kendall mint cake. Klondike bar. I can't think of a Klondike bar. Why would it be a Klondike bar? It's a kennel mint cake.

Mint. Asshole. What are we doing with this tape? Jesus Christ. You know they found... You see what I put up with? They found a kennel mint cake from the 60s in an attic recently. Is this research that you did because of this tape?

No. Dave's a kennelman cake fanatic already. I found him when I looked up Kenelman cake because I was trying to find out more about the project and it was like the first link, yeah. It came out, it was like from 1964 and it was still edible. Well, how did they know it was still edible?

I guess he ate it. He ate it and he didn't have diarrhea? You put it in an edible machine. You put it in the machine machine you pull the lever down and it says edible or not edible it is edible sir oh there's no scale it's just pass fail look at the

packaging on these things too look at the packaging on these things look at the manufactured by Robert Wiper just one dude manufactured all these things let me ask you if there was a scale and the results came back and I was like, eh,

would you eat it then? No, I wouldn't eat it. Then that's not edible. Eat at your own risk. Well, then, is that edible? You're not going to die. That's exactly, when I look for a meal, I look for something that will say you're not going to die if you eat it.

Candle mint cake. You're not going to die. Look at this picture of this old candle milk. Oh, look at it. It's like sweating through the paper. You got the picture of the old one? Oh, it's disgusting. It's like somebody dropped it in a pizza puddle.

All right, well, what are you playing from this tape? We're going to play the first cut on the B-side, which is called something. First cut is the deepest. It's called 20. In parentheses, now it is motherfucking

mink cake time. Really? It's not? Yes. Now it is motherfucking mink cake time. 20. Alright, well, here's 20. Now it is motherfucking mint cake time. 20. All right. Well, here's 20. Now it's motherfucking mint cake time.

Somebody should take like a 40-year-old Kennell mint cake and make a sandwich with it with a 40-year-old Twinkie. See what it tastes like. Someone should do that.

Twinkies don't go bad, right? No. Yeah. Mm-mm. No. The question is, do they go good? Mm.

All right, well, here's the candle mint cake. Off the tape. What's the tape called? Or the candle mint cakes or whatever. No, it's mint cake.

Candle mint cake. Yeah. Insignificant digits. And here's a cut. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Candled Mint Cake. I like the buildup on that one. The one they found in the attic. Damn. Still edible. That took Dave Saglin. Damn. That like the buildup on that one. The one they found in the attic. Damn. Still edible.

That took Dave Saglin. Damn. That was awesome. That's Joe. It's already started. You're already quoting him. I'm already quoting him. Damn.

It's catchy. Joe, you like the snare on that one. I like the snare. The snare was nice. Pop. Yeah. Pop. It just popped.

It just popped. In and out. It was like a ghost. That was pretty. I like it. Every track is like totally different style wise on that tape oh really that's my favorite one but they're all really good yep yep yep there's kind of like some angelo but the bottle bottle menti the twin peaks

guy the david lynch dude did you watch that video stacy put it on my uh book face of of it's an extra from Inland Empire of David Lynch making, what is he making now? Quinoa? Quinoa. Oh, yeah, yeah. Quinoa and broccoli? Yeah. It's so good.

I made it right after I watched it. This is a good pot. Copper-bottomed pot. Add some nice, fresh, cold water out of the tap. Yeah, fresh water from the tap. Yeah, man, his shit on Louis was genius. It's genius.

Go. Three, two, one. Be funny. Go. Anyone who watches Louis C.K.'s show, Louis. I guess, spoiler alert. Yeah, David Lynch is up in that for like three episodes and it's fucking amazing.

And I don't really like David Lynch. You don't like his movies. Well, no, I don't like him. He was supposed to take me to the airport one time. Never showed up. He helped you move? Yeah, he was supposed to help me move. Alright, well, in any event. I like David Lynch.

Yeah. Films. I like him personally. Yeah. I didn't like the lawnmower movie. What's it called? Lawnmower Man? No, I like Lawnmower Man.

It's good virtual reality at its best. What's it called? The lawnmower movie? The movie he made where it's just about that old man who rides his lawnmower across the United States. Oh, that was like his straight movie. It's called The Straight Story. Yeah. Is that what it's movie. It's called The Straight Story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what it's called?

It's something like that, yeah. It's based on a true story. It alludes to the fact that it's like a straight story. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, what do you got? I never saw that one. I got a tape that just came out on, I believe, a brand new label called Idiopathic. This is, I think, their first release.

Actually, I didn't like Inland Empire either. I tried to watch that and couldn't get into it. Sorry. It's a weird one. You just got to ride it out. You guys want to finish your conversation about David Lynch? Dune is my favorite. Dune?

I know he doesn't like it. I don't like Dune. What? I don't like sci-fi. I don't like that kind of sci-fi. I need a human element in my sci-fi movies. What do you mean? There's humans in that.

There is? When do they come in? The whole movie. They're all human. What? But the human looking people, they have blue glowing eyes and stuff. Yeah, blue on blue from the Spice Melange. Duh.

Well, I don't know the story of Dune. I don't understand. Because they just drop you right in. No, there's a lot of backstory. Well, they drop you right in no there's a lot of back story well they drop you right in the film like you're air dropped like and you're in the theater and it's just started already

I don't know I'll try it I like the director's cut that's like three hours long I like Children of Dune no get out of here I'll try it but usually I need like you know aliens attack New York. Oh, and then a super team of Marines. Like Mars attacks?

Yeah, something like that. All right, that's the kind of sci-fi Dave likes. I can't take it when it's like all on a spaceship the entire time. Dune wasn't all on a spaceship. Okay, let's just. All right, well, I would have gotten like five minutes into it. Dune is a planet. All right.

Arrakis. New cassette on a brand new label called Idiopathic from LA. It's a collab between Hong Chalky and Aaron Dilloway. Recorded, I believe, last year in Oberlin, Ohio. There's a picture of them on the cover. It's a black and white cover. I just saw Aaron Dilloway in Oberlin, Ohio. Oh, yeah.

I forgot you were in Oberlin. Well, yeah. Where were you? I was working in E Dilloway in Oberlin, Ohio. Oh yeah, I forgot you were in Oberlin. Well, where were you? I was working in Elyria, staying in Lakewood. But one day, Aaron Dilloway played in Oberlin, which is only like ten minutes away from Elyria. And you were telling me that

you didn't have the address, and you just drove down. I just went. You just went and just looked? Yeah, I found it. Well, good for you. Who else played? Mike Conley and his wife. Okay.

What's that called? I forget what it's called. I always forget what it's called. Yeah, it was a cool show. It was in like a chapel, like a church thing. Nice. I guess of the school. I mean, the town seemed like it's just the college.

So it's a gig where everyone sat in the pews? Yeah, we were in the pews. Okay. I like those shows. Yeah, of the school. I mean, the town seemed like it's just the college. So it's a gig where everyone sat in the pews? Yeah, we were in the pews. Okay. I like those shows. Yeah, it was cool. It was Navarri Butcher, so excuse me, Dilloway, and like a stand-up bass player, dude. Okay, right on. I remember seeing Sun at the first Unitarian Church in Philly.

Yep. Yeah. That was crazy. I used to sit down. Yeah, because I don't want to stand up during Sun. No, who wants to stand up during that shit? I remember seeing Sun one time, and there was a dude who was just on a laptop doing stuff and like the laptop like fucked up it shut off or something and he's like messing with it and

like the whole like i'm so like just fixated on him like him problem solving and he eventually like took off the hood of the grim robe so he could like you know do his thing i feel like i was there for that where was that it was at um it was somewhere in philly um it was like a bar kyber maybe yeah the kyber okay yep yeah and like the whole time i'm just staring at him like yeah he's like you can see like the window startup screen oh jesus yeah it totally took me out of it that's awesome um but look at this cover with M. Jamin. Where are they? Dillaway is like in front of like a Stargate.

It looks like a gong or something. I don't know what that is. Well, he's got some chevrons on that. Chevron 2 is locked in place. Chevron 2 is holding. I also dig this. I thought this cassette shell was spray painted when I first got it. But I think it's just a silver.

I think the shell is just silver itself. And it looks like somebody dropped a bag of potatoes on it. Like it's all cracked. Oh, but it's from the mold or whatever, right? Yeah, but something's going on. The shell isn't cracked. It just looks like it is all over the place. I think that has to do with the silver.

It's marble. The silver pigment in it. Okay. The way it settles. Yeah, it wasn't mixed all the way or something. I like it though. It gives it a rustic

feel. First release on this label, Idiopathic, just started off. Play something towards the middle of the A side. Play a chunk out of this. And here is a little taste. Thank you. so so so I'm sorry. so so Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't know. so so All right, that was Aaron Dilloway and Hong Cholky off of,

what was that label called again? Idiopathic. Idiopathic, number one. A little tape manipulation at the end there. Yeah, that was nice. I like that. It gets me going every time. I like a little tape squirrel. Yeah, brand new label.

I think they have some new stuff coming out. That's all. Check them out if you're so inclined. Joby, what do you got? What do you got over there? This Cloud Destroyer Weed Cop split. We're going to play the Cloud Destroyer side,

which is our friend Josh. Crazy Josh we call him. Crazy Josh Delormier. He's a weird pup. He is weird. Delormier, huh? Delormier? I always said Delormer, but I... Delormer? I always call him Crazy Josh. I don't even bother with his last name.

I think that we know this guy. I have no idea what to say his last name. Delormier. Delormier. Yeah. Del last name is. Delormier. Delormier. Yeah. Delormier. Joshua Delormier. Mm-hmm.

He's like 30 years old and gets grounded. Seriously, it's like you'll be at a gig and you'll be like, where's Josh? And you call him up. I came home drunk. My parents took away the car keys. It's like, Josh, you're 33. How are your parents took away the car keys. It's like, Josh, you're 33. How are your parents taking away your car keys? That's a story.

Who knows? He's adopted too. Oh, yeah? You ever talk to him about it? Yeah, we talk about it a lot. You guys should have a contest to see who can find their real parents. Oh, he's already found his birth mom. Oh, yeah.

That's a shit we don't want to talk about. She found him. It's like a weird story. Yeah, it's emotional. Let's not get into parents. Oh, he's already found his birth mom. Oh, yeah. That's a... She found him. She found him. It's like a weird story. Yeah, it's emotional. Let's not get into that. Oh, weird. Of course, if it's true. That lady's got some moon nipples on your shirt there, Jeff.

Oh, you like that? Yeah. Moon nipples. Oh, that catches on. Moon nipples? Moon nipples and damn. That's my phrase. Moon nipples.

Damn. No, no. Damn is Dave. And you're just moon nipples. I phrase. Moon nipples. Damn. No, no. Damn is Dave. And you're just moon nipples. I'm just moon nipples. That's like an exclamation for you? That's like... No, that's just my version of damn. That's your version of catchphrase. Okay, okay. That's just a difference. Moon nipples. This is on apartment 421 tapes, right? Yeah, just move this conversation right along, Mike. No problem.

That was smooth. What's your thing? Just doing the podcast. Just getting it done so we can all be happy. We are doing the podcast. But isn't Moon Nipples part of the podcast? It's a big part. One of the biggest. There he goes. He's got it. This is on Apartment 421

which is a label by Alex Homan. We've played some of his stuff before. I think we played either a Tendrils track which is his duo. I think we've played both Tendrils and an Alex Homan track before've played some of his stuff before. I think we played either a Tendrils track, which is his duo. I think we've played both Tendrils and an Alex Homan track before. Dave, do you have the cover? Let me take a good look at this.

Let's add a picture of it. There's a little crystal in there. Looks like a crystal. Forgot to put the crystals in. I keep thinking, is this the one where I keep thinking, like out of the corner of my eye,

it looks like a cassette version of Sleep's Holy Mountain? Yeah. cassette version of Sleeps Holy Mountain. Yeah. Dave kept thinking this was Holy Mountain. But like, I don't know. I don't see it. I don't see it. No.

Look it up. I know what Holy Mountain looks like. It's got like the black and white squiggles on the outside and then like a small focal point in the middle. Square focal point. Josh does a lot of visual stuff. Uh-huh. He does. Yeah. Uh-huh. lot of visual stuff. He does. Does he, Mike?

He does. He does projections and laptop stuff. Let's just play this tape real quick. Here it is. It reminds Dave of Sleep, Holy Mountain. Just the cover art. Moon nipples. Some stuff from the Cloud Destroyer side. Look at this.

Don't you two dare do something like that well it's a circle but it's been a little while since I've actually looked at the cover but it's got the black and white squiggles around the outside and the small focal point in the middle

hold on now I want to see it we'll play the tape and look at it on the break no no I want him to look at it right now You want me to do it live on air Right now you look at it You look Let me google Bing Can you google Bing

You know what Yeah okay From a distance Out of the corner of my eye From a distance. From a distance. Out of the corner of my eye. My child. From a distance. Who sings that? Bette Midler.

Really? Maybe. Bette Midler? Who's the... No, I think it's Bette Midler. Song and dance lady, huh? She's got it all. The complete package.

I don't make them like that anymore. No, God no He's got it all. The complete package. They don't make them like that anymore. No, well, God no. Not since the incident. Alright, well, here's something from the Cloud Destroyer side of his split with Weed Cop on Apartment 421 tapes. Holy Mountain. I see what you're saying. From Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The Thank you. so so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END I'm sorry. Thank you. cloud destroyer from his split with weed cop weed cop i love how um there's like labels on both sides of this like you know when you get the blank tape and it comes with the little strip, the long skinny. Nailed it on this one.

Joe's looks good. It says Cloud Destroyer, all caps, but he ran out of space at the Y. So he just put a lowercase E with a little R underneath of it. So it's like Cloud Destroy with a little R. Just rip that off and put a new one on. Yeah, put a new one on. All right, apartment 421 tapes. I'm sure you can

attempt to order it, but good luck. Yeah, good luck. He's probably like salami all over him in some basement somewhere. He definitely likes cute meat.

I get stuck in a slime ball. Stuck in a slime ball. All right, Dave, what do you got? Damn, Dave. Why are there all

these so many twisty ties up here? Because we were trying to organize all the mic cables. All right, that makes sense. But the mic cable, they're so long. They're like 100 feet. 100 feet? Easily. 100?

Easily. I'd wrap it around my arm like a thousand times. Grab it on the block. 100 feet's a hundred easily it could wrap it around my arm like a thousand times yeah grab it on the block yeah a hundred feet's a lot yeah well you should see this thing in its glory they're live podcast mics like arena podcast mics it's for inspirational speakers they want to walk around the whole audience all right all right all right. All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play this Sawi Lu tape. I think I handed you the case, Haley. You may be right. Is this it?

Ooh. That's not it. Nope, that's not it. I want to know how pretty that tape looks. Is it over here? It should be. It's over there. Hmm.

Oh, here it is. Got it. Oh, that's a pretty one, too. Yeah. I like that. It's kind of forced that time. Oh, this is also good. Consolation Tata, let me hand that over to you.

You can talk about it a little bit. Yeah, this is... Talk her up. This is like a poster from an interior shot in Miami in miami vice oh yeah makes me want to go surfing yeah for some reason is the naroko white naroko on the back it's white on both sides let me say hold it up oh that's not naroko not the tape itself yeah the shell is clear i would like to see it white it you know what i you got-backed one over there we can test it on? We'll do it later.

I want to do it live on the air. We'll just... Okay, here you go. Live to tape on the air. This is a project from a dude, I guess it's... How do you spell the project name? S-A-W-I-L-I-E-U. Two words.

I'm trying to find out who did the artwork for this. I think Sawi Lu did the artwork for this. Oh, Jerk of All Trades. Jack of All Trades. Jerk of All Trades is like a Luna Chick song, I think. Deep cut. You're really getting in there, huh? Luna Chicks.

This is a tape from Constellation Tattoo. It's a dude from Indonesia. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Probably bullshit. Some kid from Brooklyn. God damn, 250 copies. Really?

Yeah, that's a lot. Isn't it? Really? Is that a lot? This came out in Yeah, that's a lot. Isn't it? Really? Is that a lot? This came out in July. It's a summer burner. Yeah, I would say it's appropriate. Hand it over here.

Summer listening. Does this person have anything else out? I looked at their Discogs page. This is the only tape on there. Yeah, I couldn't really find anything aside from this. Have we ever discussed Constellation Tatsuo, or Tatsuo, however you say it. Have we ever discussed Constellation Tatsuo or Tatsuo, however you say it. Have we ever discussed their

catalog numbers? I don't think so. How they are per P-U-R-R? Yeah, that's weird, right? We haven't. I feel like we have. Maybe I just did it myself while I'm taking a poop and looking at one of them. Why is it like that?

Why did you take a handful of cassettes into the bathroom with you? Yeah, sometimes. To look at? This is like for later, like you do your writing for the show in the bathroom. Yeah, sometimes I take as much in the bathroom as I need, Joe. And that's my business, alright? So why don't you

just mind yours and I'll mind mine, Jack. I take new records in the bathroom with me sometimes. Really? Thanks. I'm never picking a record off your shelf joey when me and joey lived together uh at the last house we lived at when he used to go to the bathroom he used to put a bunch of shit in front of the door yeah i still do that at work why i don't know and it was live i forget why but you were in the bathroom and i had to get in there for something. And I guess I used a screwdriver or whatever to unlock it. And then opened it up, and all of a sudden, I'm pushing a bunch of shit. That's what I do.

No, but he knew I was coming in. He knew I was coming in. I gave him fair warning, and he covered up. But I had to get something from the bathroom. And he was going to be in there for a while. Yeah. I don't know why. I work if I have to poop.

There's a trash can by the door. So I close the door, I lock it, and I put the trash can in front of the door. How big's the trash can? You know, just like a three kitchen? Yeah. How much is the way? How much is the way? Not that much.

Like more or less than ten. But it gives me some warning if someone's coming in, I guess. Does it? No, I don't know why I do it. There's no way it gives you a warning. I only do it now at home. I don't do it there's no way i only do it now at home i don't do it all right work i don't do it at home anymore well i would hope not because it's just you your wife and your child oh no you have a roommate downstairs yeah she's not using the

upstairs bathroom sometimes i turn the sink on when i'm pooping because i don't want anybody to hear it outside oh why what what i do is i turn the sink on how loud are you pooping i don't well i'm very conscious self-conscious about it. So I poop, begin the process, have the sink on, and as soon as the process, you know,

it's coming, I flush the toilet. Why? So you have the toilet flushing and the sink. You can't hear anything. Between the two of you, the water waste is absurd.

Well, I flush the toilet right when the poop's coming out so you don't smell it. Yeah, that's basically why, too. I just let it shine, baby. And maybe a straggler or two. I can't believe I forgot about putting the stuff in front of the door. Not just a trash can.

There was a lot of stuff. Like, you opened up the linen closet, and was like one of those like, you know, plastic Also, don't talk to me while I'm in the bathroom. I don't like that either. Like, don't do it. Yeah, he hates that. Hate it. Or my boss used to do that shit to me at work all the time.

I'd be pooping and he'd knock on the door and be like, Dave, when you're done? No, I'm in the fucking bathroom. When you're done. Just tell me when I'm done. Though I don't mind getting talked to. No, I don't like being bathroom. When you're done. Just tell me when I'm done. Yeah. Though I don't mind getting talked to. No, I don't like being talked to. I like it. I like it because I don't want to feel alone.

I was telling Dave the other night. Speaking of not wanting to feel alone, I was telling Dave the other night. You mean that deep, deep loneliness that we all have? I was taking a bath and I was in the bathtub and I got my phone and I was like, let me go to Facebook and see what Dave's up to. And the only reason I did that is because I wanted to say to him, like six years ago, if you took a bath, it was total isolation. You were disconnected from the world. But now if you take a bath, you're like, let me see what Dave's up to.

Yeah, take a selfie. And all of a sudden you're, I'm not taking a selfie. But all of a sudden you're like just talking to Dave. What are you doing? What are you doing? Well, you could take a cordless phone into the bathroom. Yeah. Cordless phone.

And risk dropping it in the bathtub, Dave? Now you're risking dropping your smartphone? Yeah, that makes much more sense. Those are a dime a dozen. Oh, they are. Those are cheap. Those cordless ones, that's technology. You don't want to mess with that.

Your Zack Morris phone? Yeah, you can't get that far away from the base either. Yeah, keep it near the base before the reception's going to deteriorate. All right, Sawy Louie, Louie, I don't know how to say it. Lou. Sawy Lou.

Cassette here on Constellation Tattel. Came out over the summer. Whatever, you asshole. Go take a shit with the water running. All right, let's play something off this. Damn. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Sawilu. Sawilu. I enjoyed that.

Pasaraya, I think is the name of the tape. Joe's playing once one more obstacle between the bathroom assailant and himself. That's pretty good. Alright, I'm going to play this tape that just came out on Eminent Frequencies by an artist named Tom White. The tape's called Corrugate It. What color is that tape?

Yeah, there's a lot of orange going on here. It looks like a weird orange. It's a very vibrant orange. This guy's from London. I don't really know too much about him. No screws. But I ordered Intimate Frequencies just without...

They put out that box, right? By that Fluxus guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That came out like a few months ago. Oh, this tape does... The weight is weird. The weight is very weird. Freddie, I'm going to hand it to you,

but you're going to think it's heavier than a normal tape, so don't pull it back too hard and hit yourself in the head with it. What if you did? Oh, weird. It's light. Don't hit yourself. Stop it. The integrity of my shell is being completely compromised.

Intimate Frequency has just released an emaciator tape, and this came out with it or I should say this came out at the same time it's a solid window let me take a look at it let me take a look at that window love a good window oh yeah cause sometimes you get the flimsy windows

I hate the flimsy windows that seems like a UK thing when it's like cellophane flimsy yeah and it's got a crunch to it yeah I want a good window alright so I'm gonna play something oh yeah you should make a windowless tape It's got a crunch to it. I want a good window.

Alright, so I'm going to play something. You should make a windowless tape. Windows down tape. Windows down. Did they make those? No window? No window. The tape just falling out? No, it's not going to fall out. It'll stay in there. Why is it going to fall out? Because it's going to fall out.

If this is just all plastic. The tape to fall out? Because it's going to fall out. If this is just all plastic. Yeah. The tape's coming out? It's everywhere if that window's not there. That window is the only... Or were you thinking all window? I think all window tape. Joe, from the dude who needs to put a trash can in front of the door when he shits to keep someone out.

Don't give me shit about the window on the tape. Alright? The window is your only protection between you and that tape inside there. You don't want to touch that tape. It's covered with chemicals. Maybe not with a window that big, but if they had one with like

a big window. Give me a big one. It's got to be big. The bigger the better. I want to tape this just window. Oh, that'd be nice. I wonder if someone can... Trish. Just window?

If Trish is listening from National Audio Company, now that you've been promoted to senior, whatever the hell you are. So the plastic's just right here? The plastic is the entire interior of the cassette. And the thin plastic, I mean, is the whole thing. Oh, like a soft shell.

Like a soft shell crab. I've never had one of those. It'd be like a denim wallet tape. A denim wallet? Alright, well here's something from the Tom Carter tape. Tom Carter? Oh, I'm sorry. Not Tom Carter. Tom White. Tom White corrugated cassette.

A brand new one on Intimate Frequencies. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Tom White. Corrugated is the name of the cassette. Eminent Frequencies just came out very, very recently. Probably still available. Tom White. Corrugated is the name of the cassette. Imminent Frequencies just came out very, very recently. Probably still available. What else have we played on Imminent Frequencies? I know we played that Earth and Sea tape way back. Like episode two, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or episode one. And that was one of the dudes from Black Eyes, I think. Was it? Yeah. I don't remember. I don't remember either. I'd have to go back in the archives. I've seen the name Earth and Sea before.

I don't think we've played much Bioman and Frequencies. Yeah, that's why I was wondering if we had played anything since that tape. All right, Joe B., what do you got? Let's play something off this from the new field. This is the new field studies batch right Yeah Yeah it just came out in October Golden Donna floating garden split

We'll play something I like the back of that J card We'll play something from the floating garden side Yeah I'm always It's always a treat getting a A field studies cassette Cause you get the pretty picture It's always a pretty picture

Pretty picture It's always a pretty picture With a little Little border going around it And when you open it up You know you're getting more panels It's always a pretty picture with a little border going around it. And when you open it up, you know you're getting more panels. You know he stacks them in there. Take that to the bathtub. Yeah, definitely.

And I like this one. Oh, don't take that in the bathtub, Mike. Jesus Christ. What? Get it all wrinkly. Yeah, it's going to get all wet. Steamy. Even if you don't get any water on it, just in the air.

Yeah. I got a fan in my it, just in the air. Yeah. I got a fan in my bathroom, like a really good ceiling fan. Oh, a ceiling fan. Ventilation fan. You don't keep it misty in there? A ventilation fan. Oh, so it's sucking up. No, because my bathroom used to get the walls, the water would get all over the walls and

get all gross. You got to get hot in there, huh? I get real hot. I get that water running. That's not normal? Huh? That's not normal? What's not normal?

For the walls to get all wet? Yeah. I mean, I guess. It's a bathroom, but yeah, but like I don't want the walls to get all gross. And it would show like streaks coming down, so I had a ventilation fan installed. Okay. Went to the Home Depot, picked up a nice unit, called up my guy, had him put it in because I can't do it. I'm not cutting a hole in the ceiling.

Pretty looking inside on this guy. Golden Dawn I'm not too familiar with. Floating Gardens I believe is the guy who runs Field Studies. Eric I believe is his name. Don't quote me on that. I'm going to quote you.

God damn it. Mike said Eric. Damn, Mike said Eric. Eric Hans? Yeah, exactly. That's him. But he just put out this print, a Kyle Lansher tape, a Lens tape, and a, I believe, Journey of the Mind tape.

Does that Norocca have a slight blue tint to it or is it just the light? That's just the light. I was going to say the same thing. I think it's clear. Yeah, it's definitely clear. I think it was one of your tattoos reflecting off of it. One of your body mods.

Alright, you're going to play something off the floating garden side? Bluebodymods.com We're opening a shop that's what it's going to be called What was that in here Bluebodymods.com Which is a picture of you holding a naroko case With just gym shorts on With blue lighting in the back

Grow your hair a little bit longer So it's like real long and you're just staring No shirt on And it's not a... Wet. This isn't... Yeah, and this isn't a picture. You're just always in the front

of the shop doing it. Doing the... Yeah, the tiger face you call it. This is my tiger face. And then people are like, I was just in the bathroom. Why is there such a huge trash can? Don't ask me about it.

I'm just gonna put that in front of the door. Don't ask me about the trash can. All right. Floating Gardens from the Split. Don't ask me about the trash can. All right. Floating Gardens from The Split with Golden Donna, a new one on Field Studies, and here's the first cut off of his side. I'm Thank you. Thank you. That was Floating Gardens off the new split with Golden Donna. Tickled with Whimsy.

Tickled with Whimsy. Tickled with Whimsy. I am. Fantasia is the name of that track. I like that. It's a good one. I like that. I like that a lot. It's still available from the label.

Head on over to their internet website. In addition of 100, pick it up. Pick up everything from that label. Good label. What do you got over there? I see some highlighter. You're going to like this one. What's Dave got? This is a tape from

Let me take a peek. One of my favorite labels. I don't know about you guys. I'm just going to ask you who you think this is from when I hold it up. MT5. Got that one right away. What's that? Granola box? Yeah, this is like a slip over like

oak hard made out of a recycled emerald oatmeal cluster, blueberry oatmeal cluster box. Didn't even bother painting over the original printing on the box. Well, not on the front, but on the back, they did a little splash of black spray paint. Oh, they tried. And then they scribbled something on it. So he grabbed a bottle of spray paint, sprayed it once, it ran. And then they scribbled something on it. So he grabbed a bottle of spray paint, sprayed it once,

it ran out, and that was the end of it. That's the only place he needed it because that's where the Mark Rolstead ended it. It looks good on the back, though. It looks good.

I like this sort of black metal type font. Crusty black metal font. What's the name of this? What's the nut blend? This is... Dave, you got the blueberries and cream nut blend.

Yeah. I haven't had that. Oh, look at that. Save $1.50 coupon on the inside. Oh, there's a coupon on the inside. Oh, what? When does it expire? I can't really say.

It's kind of really small. This is a project called... There's a couple coupons in here. What? Break that open. This tape's going to make you money, Dave. Pays for itself. This is a project called Injun Naragudar.

What? Okay. I think. What's the background to this one? This is a mother-daughter Scandinavian noise project. Is it another bullshit thing? No, it's not. Yes.

It's the guy who does MT5. Yeah. From Sweden. From Sweden. From the 70s. Are they from the 70s? No, no, no. Okay. noise project another bullshit no it's not yes it's the guy who does mt5 yeah from sweden from sweden from the 70s are they from the 70s no no okay let's blow a gasket if they're from the 70s this is mt5 number zero zero zero one five he's gonna get up to 10 000 one day i know he never know well we had this right when you just got the blueberry nut crunch box and you throw a tape inside of it. What I love about this is now your copy...

Let me see the tape. Well, what are you going to say about that? Because you're going to have a lot to say about the tape. Well, give me the tape. I won't look directly at it. Don't look directly at it. This one, you slide the tape and it slides in real nice. I bet you...

What is it? Yeah, it's good. It's a good nice. I bet you... What is it? Yeah, it's good. It's a good fit. I bet you another copy is just the entire box. I bet you they're all cut differently. Then they're rattling around. Well, you were right about the tape. Oh, Jesus H. Christ.

Let me see the back. It's a white shell. On one side, someone took a pink marker. And the other one side someone took a pink marker and the other side someone took a brown marker and kind of went like an angry three year old that you're like just sit there and color it's just smudged

on there not completely covered you see the direction that the marker was going and then it just says A and B and black I love MT5 I love MT5. I love MT5 so much. I like the name of this tape too. It's Fling Packet. Fling Packet.

Oh, my mom used to buy me Fling Packets when we were younger. At the Italian market? At the Italian market. We used to get some gnocchis. Gotta go. Gotta go? That's not a thing? I don't know.

I'm only half Italian. But she definitely would give me fling packets. For the kids. For the kids! Alright, so what are you playing here? Just a little chunklet? Maybe I'll get a gabagool. What's gabagool?

I don't know what gabagool is. Some vinegar peppers? Something. Some gabagool. Marigot? Marigot. Ragot. Muttaloon? What? No. What's parents used to call my dad, but I don't know what it means.

It's like an Italian slang, like a derogatory term for someone who's Irish. Is that what it is? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Really? Huh. Your dad's Irish.

He's good with the numbers. They didn't like my dad because he was Irish? Yeah, of course. Why? They're Italian. Well, they're dead now. So they're nothing. Alright, well let's play a little bit off of this fling packet tape. What was the name of the project? Ingenar Gudar.

Okay, we nailed that one I bet. Got the hammer just hit that nail right on its head. Alright, here it is on MT5 tapes. Hand me the game. Get to the game. Get to the game. Get to the game. Get to the game.

Get to the game. Get to the game. Get to the game. Get to the game. Get to the game. game Thank you. I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so um Thank you. so so wow so all right so Thank you. That was a nice fling packet. Sure, flung my packet. That'll fling your packets.

If that flung your packets, give us a call. I enjoyed that. Are you guys buying the story? The mother-daughter? I'll buy it. You'll buy it? It's definitely more believable than some other stories. I mean, it's just two people in another country making noise.

Yeah, it's a mother-daughter duo. Scandinavian duo from the 70s. That got in touch with MT5 Tapes. Well, it's a selling point. That was the one they thought of first. You saw the beer can one. Oh, yeah. There was a few beer can ones. Cut themselves in the beer can one.

First, they were going to file a lawsuit. Then, they decided to do a tape. All right. I got this tape from a dude named Dennis who was in a band called Method Goats back in the day oh this is that tape yeah he's got a project called ID Pyramid

one word at least it's one word on this tape is it supposed to be ID Pyramid it could be ID Pyramid I don't know it could be just ID Pyramid one word on this tape you know how people do that sometimes they like to wackadoo. They're nuts.

It's ID Pyramid, one word on the cover, too. So maybe that's how you say it. Or ID period. Fantasy variations. I would say ID. Why would you say ID if it's all one word? Why would I say ID if it's all one word? That's the question.

If it's all one word, it's ID Pyramid. Why would you say the id you for the letters i and d you say id and then you say pyramid gotta take from id pyramid there we go gosh fantasy variations one through five on a label i wish we were live tweeting so he could say like it's not it's id pyramid conversation. Vibe with a Y. Came out this year. Another one of those blue shells. Dave, girl, look at that.

Look at that label on that. Oh, man, that's a popper. It knocked me out. The Black Lodge. It's giving me the dizzies. Dave, are you getting the Rammies looking at that? It's got a vibration to it. Bunch of black and white lines on this blue shell, and it really gets Dave's neck meat all stretched out.

Now what, do you just pinch it and you hold it now? I got like four or five techniques. Oh, yeah? You should start a blog. Dave's neck meat. It's like a secret thing. You think he's just going like that. Well, you know, Dave, there was really...

I'm really squeezing it in between every finger. Have you looked to see if there's like a neck meat grabbing culture? Like if there's a community of people who do it? They might, yeah. You might feel that.

Because I bet you there's some like fetish sites that you could get on. I'll Google neck meat. Upload some, you can probably upload some vids. Put my save filter on.

No, I got nothing. Like there's a little bit there, but like Dave's like, oh my God, look at it. It's like Stretch Armstrong. But you might be able to upload some vids of you doing some stuff. You might be able to get 20 bucks. Yeah, why not?

20 bucks. 20 bucks a pull. In this economy, you do what you can do. It's not that good. It's pretty good, Dave. I don't know. It's not $20 good. You never know.

Dave, I wasn't going to say anything, but I'm thinking about paying you if you keep doing it. Yeah, get some ads from Go-Gurt or something. YouTube ads. One thing about this tape, it's an awesome tape. I really enjoy it. There's a squeal on it. A little bit of a squeal. Oh, yeah.

A little bit of a fine-toothed tongue. No, it's a high-pitched squeal. It's overwhelming. Whichpitched squeal. It's that. It's overwhelming. Which is kind of distracting. Did you contact him? To complain? Well, not to complain.

Maybe he doesn't know. Dear iVibe, who do you think you are? My son went to listen to one of your products. Please send me as many. XO, XO. I'm ready to request a refund. If you can get by the squeal, it's a pretty tight tape.

So here's a track off of the id pyramid. I still kind of think it's id pyramid. Fantasy Variations 1 through 5 cassette on iVibe. You're wrong. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Wee! Id Pyramid. Tape on iVibe. Squealer. Called Fantasy Variations 1 through 5.

You see what I mean about the squeal? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We all heard the squeal. We all heard it, Mike. Welcome to your fantasy. Awesome tape, though. Send me one without the squeal. We all heard it, Mike. Welcome to your fantasy. Awesome tape, though. Send me one without the squeal.

Yeah, I'd like to hear a squeal-less one. I'd like the squeal-less edition. All right, Joby, what do you got? What do you got there? You got a double banger for an eel. Double tape from Rangers? Is that what it is? Rangers, yes.

Scrap? What's his label called? Beezor Formations? Beezor Formations. Beezor Formations. Beezor. This is a... You can't really read the insert. No, you can't read the insert, but it's got a...

But it's nice. Yeah, it's got a nice... What is it? One, two, three, four, like a little five-panel J-card. I like the artwork. Do you remember that band Combat Wounded Veteran? Yes. From Florida?

This looks like that guy's artwork. Oh, let me see. Whatever that guy's name was. That was a band, but one of the guys in that band who did the artwork. It had a 10-inch from them that was so, it was really badly warped. We listened to it anyway. The needle would, like, bounce off. That bad, huh?

Oh, yeah. Jesus. Still sounded good. They were desperate for something weird. We have a few tips from this label. They sent an NNN Cook tape and a Swanox tape. And all the tapes do this. I really like how the side 1, 2, and in this case 3 and 4, because this is the double tape,

just have like thick bars to designate what it is. There's this sharpie like 1, 2. For some reason, I like that. I like it because he does it on every one. Like a good consistency. Let me see. You know, you stay true to your aesthetic. I like that.

This case, though, seems to be kind of busted. He's not in the leagues anymore, but they still talk about him today. Oh, yeah. So we're going to play something off the first side or wherever it is. Jump of bust it. He's not in the leagues anymore, but they still talk about him today. Oh, yeah. So we're going to play something off the first side or wherever it is. Jump right into it. Rangers cassette.

Scrap is the name of it. Have you guys ever seen somebody do an etching into a tape? Have I ever been there while someone was etching? Have you ever seen those they're like motorized

kind of etching. They just like scrape into the soul or whatever. Kind of like a Dremel, but like motorized. Yeah. You they just like a little scrape into the soul or whatever kind of like a dremel but like motorized yeah you know what i mean have you seen yeah i've seen that on tape before are all dremels motorized yeah it's a motor yeah okay i for some reason i thought there was like a manual like why are we talking about what's going on i'm just wondering if anybody ever like

dremeled into like a cassette shell surface like A side, B side. Oh, okay. Yeah. You know what I mean? No, no one said that. Instead of writing on it? Instead of writing, yeah. Actually carve into it.

Carve into it a little bit. I bet someone's like scraped it in with an exacto blade. And it looked all sloppy. I bet MT5's done something really shitty like that with like

a kitchen knife. It's like some project called Anal Pisser. Yeah. And it's got like weird like blood and poop on it and stuff. Anal Pisser. That's a good one, Dave. Yeah, you should have kept that one up there.

At least now you let that one out. Okay, we haven't done this in a while, but if anyone puts out a tape called Anal Pisser, your project's called Anal Pisser, send it over and we will reluctantly play that tape yep the whole a side well hold on don't put that out there somebody might say what if it's like yeah what if it's like a c192 yeah we're playing like 45 minutes i already put it out there that's the whole show no we will play the whole a side or five minutes of the tape. It's a laser focus on anal pisser.

Whatever one's shorter. You make an anal pisser tape. Interview, whole A-side. Here's the thing. An anal pisser tape, one side is all your material. The B-side is you answering questions that you think we might ask you in an interview. And we'll play a little

bit of the interview. The interview with that, so just like, ha ha ha ha. Yes, I do do that. I'm glad you laughed, because it implies that we would have been funny in the interview. If it actually happened.

All right, Dave, hand that over. You have that tape, right? Oh, you actually have the other tape. The other one's in the deck already. All right, so let's play a little bit from this Ranger's Scrap Double Cassette on Beezor Formations. I'm going to go up high when I say Beezor because I don't know how to say it. Beezor Formations. Beezor Formations.

Coming at you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not showing the whole thing. What are you guys talking about? Oh, we're back. Oh, hello. Tabs out after dark. Rangers. It is after midnight. Dave, no one listening knows that you turned the light off,

so the bit isn't good for anyone else. It's between us. Rangers. And you do mention it every time I do it. Dave turned the light off. Dave turned the light off. Scrap double mention it every time I do it. Dave, turn the light off. Dave, turn the light off. Scrap double cassette on Bezor Formations. It appears to be sold out, as it says on the website.

But it also says, little glimmer of hope, possible second edition in the near future. So, yeah, do a second edition of that. It's a good tape. Sign their guest book. Wait, do they have a guest book? This website looks like they might have a guest book.

It's just like the text on the side, the links on the side. They might have a guest book. There's a web counter on there somewhere. What do you got, Dave? I thought we were going to guess because Dave was wondering like Rangers, that name hasn't been taken yet? Yeah. So I wanted to guess like

I'll look it up. You guys tell me that Rangers specifically What number it is on Discogs? What number are they if they're on Discogs? 16. 16? Jesus Christ. I want to say 6. You're going to say 6? You're going to say 16? No, I'm going to say six. You're going to say six? You're going to say 16?

No, I'm going to say eight. Eight? Okay. Well, now I've got to do all the... I thought you were doing that. I've got to get there. I'm going right now. It's taking so long. Three.

What? That's it? The only three. Joe won. I'm closest. Joe, you win the tape. It was already yours, so now you can keep it. If Dave had got it right, I would have got the tape.

All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play something from the Centipede Farmer tape. Centipede Farm tape. I like me some Centipede Farm. That guy helped me out with, we had an issue with the website. You can go to tabsout.com and submit new releases. You click on new cassettes, there's a button that says submit new releases. And some people were getting error messages.

Like a 404? Exactly, like a 404. And, but some people weren't, which is kind of weird. So that guy does, you know, he does Matrix stuff. Oh, he does? Yeah, he writes, you know, internet. So he was like, you know, I was trying to problem solve it with him. And I figured it out.

Oh, good. It's not that exciting. It was just something weird. Like, if you put HTTP, it would give you the 404 error. This is all tech talk. This is just me nerding out. I'm such a geek. Anyway, if you do run a cassette label and you want to submit your new releases, get them up on the site.

There's a form there to do it. Bugs are fixed. Oh, also, if you want to donate any money to us, we have a... You can do that, too. That's a possibility the universe offers. And we also have a... There's levels of donations. Oh, yeah.

What are those all about? Oh, you don't know about it, Joe, so I'll explain it to you. There's the lowest levels, kind of like the eh, you know, the dweebs do it, the nerds do it, the spazzes, the zoinkers. It's the normal biased donation. You just give us money. There's the high biased donation that the cooler kids do it. They got the chain wallets.

They got the airwalks. Smoking cigarettes. They're smoking cigarettes. It's like $2 a month reoccurring payment now there's the chrome donation these are like the biggest john travolta from greece is doing this one where it's 50 bucks which seems like a lot of money but wait for it because here it comes words out my mouth you get four cassettes limited edition exclusive to chrome donators the first two already out the next one is a motion sickness of time travel remix cassette that's going to come out at some point

check out the website for that who was the first hip hop dude to use the air horn I think he accidentally hit it it's on the keyboard like the and he was like what this is amazing yeah I don't know go on Wikipedia for that

alright Dave what do you got something on centipede farm yeah why was I talking oh because that guy okay never mind that guy helped me with the thing okay yeah should i read say the whole story what was wrong with the code so thanks thanks for uh holding my hand through that i figured it out he was there he was there too this is a split between god damn it m Mizint and Ox. What? Those aren't words. The first project is spelled M-H-Z-E-S-E-N-T. And it is MJ Essente.

Zywinski of Poland. And Ox is T.R. Arkfeld of Texas. I like that they both have, I guess, abbreviated first names. MJ and TR. Oh, yeah. MJ and TR. From Teja. Who are you playing?

I'm going to play the Mitzent side of the split. I like the artwork on this. I like that it has, it almost looks like it was coated in beeswax or something. It's got a film coating to it, kind of. Like a haze.

What is this white strip here at the end? A mistake. And look, on the left hand side of the J card card the Centipede Farm logo is damn near cut off but on the right side is this extra strip of white

Mike I'll let you look at this but keep it in the case why do I have to keep it in the case? because if you get your fucking fingers on it you're gonna wipe the rest of it right off I'll be the judge of that got a nice pink shell here

it's got a silver pen rub it right off does that come off? yeah you pen rub it right off it's like come off yeah you're just coming right off it wouldn't come off for dave it wouldn't well you know what dave's half either they know there it goes there it goes well now you got my juices are already on it you're just spreading those around rubbing his in so i can't tell which side is which no i left a little bit write it down now that the misiant or whatever size is the screw side. 21 out of 40 copies here. All right.

This is a pretty pink shell. I like that. Hold that up to the light. Ooh. Put my ear to that and hear the ocean. Is that a prison tape? No, it's got a screw in there. Does it?

Yeah. It's got a couple little Jim James in there. Maybe it's a, yeah. All clear, though. Looks pretty. Alright, a little bit from this, I guess, Mizzy, and I don't know. I rubbed it. Oh, there goes even more. God damn it, Mike. Rubbed even more off.

I'm an oily guy. I'm very oily. You rub off Prada ink sometimes. Yeah, well. You know, some guys got it, some guys don't. ladies love it do they all right here's something from the pleasant side of the split ep i like how it's called the split ep exclamation point yeah they're really excited to get it out there yeah all right well here's here's a tasty taste. Thank you. Thank you. Nothing. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, The Thank you. Damn.

Got some beats and then some air. I liked it. I'd rub the ink off that tape any day. Do you still have that fucking thing? Don't worry about it. It's in the anonymous pile. Don't you worry. You'll never have to see it. Drop that in any day. Do you still have that fucking thing? Don't worry about it. It's in the anonymous pile. Don't you worry. You'll never have to see it.

I'll drop that in your car. Mm-mm. All right. You ready to end this episode 35? Take us out, Mikey. I'm going to take us out. Take us out with something on Feathered Coyote. Ooh.

I like this label. I like this label a lot. They sent us a package about a month or two ago with a bunch of tapes. Feathered Coyote. Feathered Coyote. I hear we have coyotes around here now. Feathered? No, not feathered.

Wait till they get feathered. What is that? It's some weird wart. I've had warts like that before. Are you serious? Are you serious? Not that bad. Like the weird little fingers.

Where do you get warts? Well, sometimes on my fingers. But not in years. I mean, probably five years. Yeah. And then before that, another five years. I cut them off with a razor blade. Ooh, that sounds like it would hurt.

It takes a while because you think you got it and then it comes back. Ugh. Yeah. I've only had one wart my whole life. It was in elementary school on my middle finger and I chewed it off. Chewed it off. Yeah, I've done the chew method. And that's the only time I've ever had one.

Yeah. I thought I had one right here. Do you see that little bump on my thumb yeah it's more of an indent we'll feel it it's i don't want to touch it oh i thought i thought that was a wart but it's a um let me see your hands actually i do want to touch your hands they're so hard they look like they're gonna be hard you got like mannequin hands it's got like mason's and do you do do hand exercises? I do hand calisthenics. Wow, your thumb is so hard.

Is this a real thumb? Have you seen that thing? Oh! What is that bride of Frankenstein? It's a callus from holding my paintbrush. Oh, you got a speed bump on your middle finger. I have another question for you. Yeah, I cut it off with a razor blade as well sometimes.

I have a question for you. Nice. Where are your fingerna of the razor blades as well. I have a question for you. Nice. Where are your fingernails? I bite my fingernails. They are down to the... Oh, I bite mine too. But anyway, that thing is a callus from a lighter. Oh. Because I met someone else who had the same thing. How often do you use a lighter?

I don't know. I don't even think I use one that often. Why do you have a callus then? I guess I use it a lot. Lighter callus. Alright. I mean, I don't smoke cigarettes, use one that often. Why do you have a callus in? I guess I use it a lot. Lighter callus. All right. I mean, I don't smoke cigarettes, if you know what I mean. Partaking in a little recreational. I light an incense every once in a while. Not to get a callus, apparently.

When I'm pooping. With your trash can in front of the door. And flush right away. Flush right away. This tape, it's a collaboration. Woven skull can in front of the door flush right away this tape it's a collaboration woven skull and the core of the coal man core of the coal man woven skull is a project from Ireland and core of the coal man

or coal man core of the coal man like a grill it's like the middle of the grill that's where the middle of the grill? No, no. That's where the coals get real hot. This is the Coleman. Coleman?

C-O-A-L? Or C-O-L-E? Yeah, Cole like, yeah. Not like the coolers and the tents. Cor the Coleman, a guy named Jorge Barringer, who I guess resides in the Czech Republic. Another product name. Now, this tape says it was recorded in the Drumnaduber woods,

but when you Google that, the first thing that comes up is about this tape. So I don't think those are real woods. Did you know there's a bread and cheese island in Delaware? What? There's an island in Delaware called Bread and Cheese Island. Oh, really? No, where's that? Is it by Fort Delaware? No? There's an island in Delaware called Bread and Cheese Island. Oh, really? No, where's that? Is it by Fort Delaware?

No, it's behind the The Stop and Go. The Stanton movie theater. The movie Stanton. Wait, there's an island? There's like a water treatment plant back there and it's on a little island called Bread and Cheese Island. Why is it called Bread and Cheese Island? I have no idea. It's really weird. So it's on the Christina River? I don't idea. It's really weird. They let like a four-year-old name?

So it's on the Christina River? I don't think it's the Christina River. I don't think the Christina River runs on that side. We can talk about all this later. I like the... Does this say in here who did the artwork? Because I really like the... I do like the artwork.

Oh, artwork by Alan Doyle. Yeah, it's this awesome like... Yeah, I like on the download code you get to see the full... Oh, yeah, it's got the image of the cover on the download code. This little like yellow moose guy. I like him. I like the way he's looking.

Alright, this is sort of a new one. I think it came out over the summer you know, a few months ago. Man, the whole presentation of this tape is really nice because I like they used a blow-up shot of the cover on the label on the tape. Yeah, I like that. And then the color, obviously everything matches. Pretty label.

We'll take a listen to this. Woven skull on the court of the Coleman on feathered coyote. Feathered coyoyote, Feathered Coyote number 24. Thanks to Andre Fawzi for the introduction. Thanks to listening. Episode 35, I believe. 35.

Chaps out laser focus on tiny mixtapes if you want to listen to that. And I believe that's it. Anybody else got anything to say? Nope. See you later. Suckers. Good job for listening. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm out.