Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #36 | 11.24.13

Episode Date: November 24, 2013

Oaken Tower, Kisses, Witchbeam, Selaroda, Lougow, Shooting Guns, Star Turbine, Loftmind, Katie Gately, Nigro, Yvette, Astral Social Club, Ssleeperhold, and a hospital visit via phone call to Chris Jaques of Dub Ditch Picnic.

This is David Russell from a sound design recording at Polar Envy. You are listening to the Tabs Out Podcast. Oh, hi, guys. Oh, hi, Dave. Oh, hey, guys. Oh, hi, Dave. Oh, hey, Dave. Didn't see you sitting there. Tabs out. Cassette podcast. Oh, Jinx, you guys owe me a Coke.

What? Episode number 36. That's how it works? Jinx means you get a Coke? Jinx, you buy me a Coke. Yeah. They did that a lot in the 1950s. It was phased out during the Reagan administration.

New rules were brought in. Tabs out. Cassette podcast, episode number 36, if we didn't mention that before, which I believe we did. It's a hefty number. It's a big one. It's up there. Not quite 40.

My waist size. Not quite 40. More than 30. Tabs out episode number 35. 36 is your waist size? Yeah. Oh, me too Was supposed to be a

My length's like 20 though I don't know I've been wearing I mean I get a nice pair of night bridges And I wear them until the wheels fall off Did I tell you I found a brand of pant that I like? No what is it? Hager Hager haven't heard of it

Brown Hager Who carried Macy's Macy's Or JCPenney It's not a Macy's exclusive Which I thought it was I went there the other day to get a new pair.

Okay. I don't know. Why do they call it a pair? Just because of the legs? I think so, yeah. It's named after the fruit. They have apple-bottom jeans and then a pair of pants. I went to go get one.

Okay. And they were out of brown. And I only wear brown pants now. Like, that's it. It's a specific shade of brown, too, that Hager makes. Very nice. A nice fondue chocolate brown. They were out, and I was freaking out because I thought it was a Macy's exclusive product.

YouTube Sasquatch freaks out at Macy's, and you'll be able to see Joe. No one asked me if I needed any help, either. I get a lot of that. To wrap it up, went to JCPenney's and they had them. Oh, there you go. It was a different, it was Hager

Work to the Weekend. Oh, what? They're so comfy, Dave, that you wear them to work. Okay. But you can just wear them at the weekend, too. The ball game.

Well, you got them on. Yeah, I got them on. They're nice. You didn't change before you got here. Nope. No, I'm technically the weekend started. See technically you know the weekend started bridge man which is a kmart exclusive but i believe i think it's something that like when frank kmart opened up

the store they had a deal with knights bridge knights bridge but i think that's since been when the sun took over he didn't re-up. And I think Knightsbridge is basically gone. But you can still find him in a thrift store. All right. Speaking of that joke, the Frank Kmart joke that we always do. I was reading about Charles Manson the other day. Some Charles Manson stuff on Rolling Stone. Yeah, you were.

And do you know who was at the party that they killed all those people at? At Roman Polanski's wife's party? No. One of the heiress to the Folger coffee fortune. Her name was like Sarah Folger. Oh. It wasn't Sarah, but yeah, yeah. What was she doing there?

She was hanging out with... Just hanging. You know, it's LA, getting crazy. Yeah, man. Move out west. That's crazy. So anyway. Anyway, David Russell with the intro there.

Thanks, David. And some original Muzak. Muzak. People like that always show up at crazy parties. What, like the Folger? Yeah, it's just some crazy person. It's not always Folger. Sometimes it's Lisa Ketchup.

Yeah, Lisa Ketchup will show up. There's crazy rich people parties that happen in Greenville all the time. There's always somebody like... There was somebody... There's somebody that shows up all the time in one of those greenville parties up there makes a fool out of herself all the time her uncle invented asphalt oh really so that's leslie leslie asphalt her uncle just invented the road he invented the road yeah so she doesn't it's not even that far back she doesn't do anything except just like go to crazy parties all the time.

I don't know if I should say this, but my brother had a really, because he has an old flip phone, so he had a really shitty picture of Joe Biden's daughter doing coke one time. What? I told him he should have sold it to TMZ, and he was probably like, what was that? Huh? He's like, I'm not selling my phone. He doesn't know how to get it off there. All right, who wants to jump in with a cassette I do

A cassette tape A cassette tape I'll play a tape This is a John Pyle tape A little square record you got there John Pyle your protege He's the only one from the show That we play his tapes

Have we played I've played John P Paul tape a couple times. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. But he started, he had tapes on like the second or third episode. Pre, before his appearance. Yeah, so he's like grandfathered in.

We can play his stuff. Is this an Oaken Tower tape on his label? You know what? I don't know. I'm not seeing any label name. I don't see the logo or anything. That cover is just, that's just black.

But what I like about it is... It's like Metallica. For as shitty photocopied as it is, it's actually red paper. Oh, what? Flood printed black. Well, yeah. You drain the toner cartridge on that one. Jesus Christ.

Definitely get the red paper, though. I kind of like that. Yeah, it's pretty cool. I kind of like that. What's that on the inside? It looks like those cave paintings from France. From France? I don't know the ones from France.

Well, they might not be from France, but that movie they made with Werner Herzog. Get them to the Greek. Get them to the Greek, too. Get them to the France. Get them to the France, anyway. What, the new Werner Herzog movie? Werner Herzog movie? The Cave of Forgotten Dreams?

I fell asleep. Yeah, me too. Because I can't listen to his voice. Then we reach the cave. I can't even do it, but it's ridiculous. Okentower. Keanu Reeves does pretty good. Ancestral star.

Believe it or not. What are you going to play? Keanu Reeves does a good what? Werner Herzog impression. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's pretty good. I don't even know how you would know that.

Did you see that video of the guy who plays Thor doing Owen Wilson as, not Thor, Loki? He does Owen Wilson as if Owen Wilson is Loki? No. It's pretty good. So what are you going to play? It looks like there's an intro. There's a first track on the second side. Oh, we're on side B?

Yeah, side B. Was that, okay. I don't know where that is. We might play the whole side, the song and the outro. All right, well, here is first cut, episode number 36, Oaken Tower.

It's the last Oaken Tower tape. Ancestral Star cassette. Possibly self-release, possibly Beyond the Ruins, possibly another label. Here's a cut off of Side B. Thank you. so I'm going going to lie. I'm sorry. Watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a run through. I'm not afraid of the world I'm not afraid of the world I'm not afraid of the world I'm not afraid of the world

I'm not afraid of the world I'm not afraid of the world I'm not afraid of the world The end is coming, the time is changing The end is coming, the time is changing The end is coming, the time is changing The end is coming I'm just trying to ahead and get a little out of the way. Thank you. John Pyle. Oaken Tower. Ancestral Star cassette. Getting some of that teenage angst out.

Yeah. He'll get it all out eventually. Eventually. When it gets cold out, I love black metal. I like black metal. I like black metal and I like minimal techno-electronic music. Like bleak.

No two snowflakes are the same. Right, guys? It was a beautiful sunset today, by the way. Did you guys see that? Did you see that rocket? No, I didn't see the rocket. It was good. Did you see the rocket?

No, I didn't see it. Thanks for asking, Joe. I didn't see the rocket. It was pretty good. It was good? Yeah. Did you see the rocket? No, I didn't see it. Thanks for asking, Joe. I didn't see it either. What? It was tight. No, since Dave only asked you if he saw the rocket. I asked you earlier. What rocket are you talking about? The rocket.

The rocket. The rocket. The rocket? The Elm John? They're launching satellites. Live in concert? Yeah, they launched satellites. Satellites from West Virginia now.

Or Virginia now. In Virginia. That's not real. So you can see them. That's not real. So you can see them. That's not real. Yeah, it's crazy. I haven't seen one yet. Jesse saw this one.

He said this one wasn't as good as the last one. When it was real close to the horizon, you could see it real good. But further away. I like that we can

launch rockets into space on a daily basis. On a daily basis, Mike? Come on, man. People are like, that one wasn't good as the last one.

Like, so we send stuff on a normal basis to space. We just started. Well, no, no, not sending things to space. This new one, this new vantage, this new point.

Yeah, but I'm saying we just go to space and people are like, eh, it wasn't good as before. It was an unmanned mission. The satellite. Dave, what do you got? I'll go ahead and play this Kisses tape

I like that idea On Hornbuckle Hornbuckle I like the sound of that This is a group from LA What is Garfield's owner's last name John Arbuckle Arbuckle okay nevermind This is Hornbuckle

What is a horn buckle? A horn buckle? That is a belt. That's not a turnbuckle, right? That's a... No, not the same. Well, Dave, let me tell you. No, a horn buckle is not a turnbuckle.

It's not the same thing. Little known facts. Littleknownfacts.com. Just gets confused all the time. A horn buckle is a... It's the top turnbuckle. Yes. That's the horn buckle.

It's actually a bird from South America. Oh, is it? The hornbuckle. Oh, is it? The spotted hornbuckle. I like how Dave's like, yeah, is it? No, are you kidding? The South American spotted hornbuckle. Well, I don't know, Joby. Whose kisses? Did I sound that convincing? Oh, yeah, you did. Actually, that time you did. Let me see. I like the layout here.

I think Mike was convinced, too, by the way. Oh, really? It is a bird. You're right. Double kidding. Like birds are real. Anything above you is not real. Space, birds, clouds. This is actually... I don't want to call this a reissue

because the first one was just like a digital... Yeah, if something was only a digital release and then a tangible version came out. I like that purple. That's not a reissue. Nah. Oh, I like this purple on purple. Yeah, I'm a little...

Purple imprint on a purple cassette. Yeah, the purples aren't exactly complimentary. That's more of a magenta. You're talking about the purple on the cover? Yeah. Well, that's what, the cover Yeah They did what they got I gotta say I'm really surprised They did what they got They can be

I'm trying to start that The hornbuckle logo Which is fairly small Looks really nice on this imprint here I'm surprised with the detail Look at the ticking around the crest It looks really nice on this imprint here. I'm surprised with the detail. Look at the ticking around the crest. Coming up, we have a spotted hornbuckle.

Notice it's ticking around the crest. Is this a silkscreen cover? A buddy of mine showed me this website where you can watch TV shows and stuff. YouTube. Well, no, but it's a streaming site. So you pick a show. There's all different ones. And you just jump right in, and it streams the show 24-7.

Okay. So it's pretty good. I picked a Seinfeld channel, and I jumped in, and it was like the end of an episode. But then a new one starts, and it just keeps going. Oh, what? Dave, I have a question about this Kisses cover. How crazy. Yeah, what about it? Did it have pizza grease on it

When you got it Just checking because it definitely has it right now I like that all the We were talking about space earlier This is a good segue Well not only that but all the track titles Are named after space shuttles That's nice

What about the first one Endeavor Columbia and challenger apollo oh challenger well copyright 2010 those aren't two things challenger well don't put them right over top each other that's what you do obviously was just picking his nose when the challenger exploded and we all had to get sent home early from school and everyone cried and you obviously were just picking his nose when the Challenger exploded, and we all had to get sent home early from school, and everyone cried, and you obviously were just picking your butt. That happened in our lifetime.

There was a woman teacher. It was a horrible event. I like how you said it was a woman teacher. It wasn't like a normal teacher. It was one of them women teachers that they got up in New England. It wasn't like a normal teacher. It was one of them women teachers. I didn't mean it like that. That they got up in New England. I didn't mean it like that, but wasn't she the first woman in space?

She was the first. But she didn't make it. She wasn't the first woman in space. That did come off wrong. She didn't make it up all the way. I don't even know if she was a teacher. You know what the challenge... No, she was.

She was. The explosion may have been so big that parts of her made her into space. Oh, it's seen too soon. Too soon. This is under license to Hornbuckle Records. Copyright 2010, 2013. What, this is copyrighted, huh? Serious.

Are we allowed to play this? No. Breaking the law. All right. Here's something off of the Kisses Other Planets cassette on Hornbuckle Records. Hornbuckle number 11. Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Kisses. Oh, I like that.

Other planets. Other planets. Other ones. Your Jupiters, your Saturns, your Mars. Well, no, other ones than that. Other people's. Other ones than that. Like Techfon 5. Other people's planets.

I think other planets just have number names. Well, 5's a number, right? Well, not Techfon. Well, Techfon number 5. That's what they call it when you're there. Alright, whose turn is it? That usually signifies that it's the fifth planet from the sun.

From the Techfon? Well, yeah, Techfon 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Okay. Yeah. Like, SETI Alpha 5 is the fifth planet. You were on SETI Alpha 5. No, they thought they were on SETI Alpha 6. This is SETI Alpha 5 is the fifth one. You thought you were on Seti Alpha 5. No, they thought they were on Seti Alpha 6. This is Seti Alpha 5.

I'm going to play a cool cut. A cool cut. Tape in the month over tabs out. If you want to head over to the website, read a little bit about it. Tape by Witchbeam called Shadow Music Volume 1. Just came out on Tranquility on a hell of a batch. Hell of a batch hell of a batch yeah uh tranquility just put out uh four tapes uh this witch beam tape a giant claw tape a seth graham tape and a loud and sad tape all of which are really really fucking good uh this

witch beam tape though it just it grabbed me by the short hairs You don't have a lot of those. You know, I got a few to spare, but it found them. A very... I want to say it's hard to describe. It's not that hard to describe because I just wrote about it. A very personal tape. A lot of... There's a part on the B side, on the flip. Oh, the flip side.

Where... He cries? Witch Beam doesn't cry. He'd cry probably after. Where Witchbeam, who is half of the Telecall Powers crew, does a little, like, you know, he comes in and just thanks you for listening to the tape.

Oh, really? You know, explains a little bit about... Is it like a Barry White voiceover? No, well, it's a little... They're processed. The vocals are processed slightly. You know, thanks you for listening to the tape, explains a little bit they're processed the the vocals are processed slightly you know thanks you for listening to the tape explains a little bit about it talks about the equipment you know quotes a few uh folks you know has a few words of wisdom for you and um he didn't want to write that because he figured you wouldn't read it but if it's but if it puts it on the tape

uh you're gonna hear it really good it's a a nice, I think it's a nice touch. Oh, I like it. Definitely. We're in the midst right now of coming up with a top 200 of 2013 list. Dave, pop my top. Pop your top. Pop that top. And this is definitely going to be high on the list.

I love how the cover definitely reminds me of, you remember Zuba's pants? The pants that Sal's stepdad wears? Yeah. All the teams? Everybody's stepdad wears those. Are you kidding me, Joe? It's kind of like... I don't have a stepdad, Dave.

It's kind of like... Joe doesn't have a real dad. I don't have a real dad either. I don't know. It's kind of like... A dad? What? You had your fake dad explain to you what a real dad was?

It looks like a pair of Miami Dolphins Zuba's pants. Yeah. Which I... Dan Marino, rest in peace when you die. dad explain to you what a real dad was it looks like a pair of miami dolphins zuba's pants yeah yeah which i i damarino rest in peace when you die that orange needs a little be a little harder yeah you would like to be a little bit harder yeah all right we'll email caroline teagle when you get home who did that art i don't know well here is uh something the first track off of the a side of the brand new Witch Beam tape. Grip it from wherever you can find it. Shadow Music Volume 1. Good advice.

Thanks, Joe. I'm handing out advice all day here on Tranquility. Here it is. Thank you. Abhatala is mind Adagua is matter Abhatala is heaven Adag hay is hell. We're not the people coming in! Enoch knew the difference between a good UFO and a bad UFO. Secret ciphers of forgotten flesh. Secret passageways of draconian codes. Thank you. Thank you. Clown Serpent Spring Come on serpent spring. Thank you. I'm sorry. All in. Thank you. ¶¶ Which beam? That's how they woke Bernie up. Witchbeam.

That's how they woke Bernie up. Yeah. And Weekend at Bernie's 2? That's my favorite one. The deuce. Dave, you do a good Bernie impression from the second. He needs the music, though. That's not the same.

The face, the shoulders. It's not the same. You need the sunglasses. It's good, though. The round sunglasses and the mustache. Windbreaker. They's good, though. The round sunglasses and the mustache. Windbreaker. They should remake that movie. Remake it? Remake Weekend at Bernie's 2?

It should be the two dudes, they're kids, who have to dig Bernie up for some reason. Okay. And then rob a bank. They get framed for robbing a bank. We'll work all this out later. We'll work all this out later. They get framed for it. a bank. We'll work all this out later. There's no wrong ideas in brainstorming. What was that, Mike?

That was a harsh noise wall. It's funny because I just realized that there is an input selector on this receiver. And I've hit it like three times. Input selector. So they rob a bank and then they dig a learning hole. They get. So they rob a bank and then they dig up Bernie.

No, no, they got framed for robbing a bank. They get framed for robbing a bank so they have to dig up Bernie to... Clear their name. Okay. Now it makes sense. I thought maybe they were going to dig up Bernie to rob the bank. It might be that. That would be good too.

How about this? They get framed for robbing a bank. So they figure, if we're going down anyway, we might as well do it. And then they dig up Bernie and have him rob a bank. He robs the bank. Bernie robs the bank. He just stumbles in. And he's got the shoulders going.

He's got the Walkman on, so they're playing the music. And he just walks right in. And he kind of grabs the bag of money. Well, I want the guy. It'll be the line. People are lined up to the teller. Yeah. And the one guy's behind him and has the strings.

So he goes like this. And then Bernie's arm flaps down with the note that says, I have a gun. That's what it is. They rob the bank. They make Bernie rob the bank. So you're going on the premise of Weekend at Bernie's the original. They have to control him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the voodoo.

No, not the voodoo. They control him. That's funnier. So, you know what they could do is they could have Bernie holding the gun and he's holding the gun to the guy's head. But the guy's making him hold the gun to his head. And the guy's like, this guy's robbing a bank. Just give me the money. I hope it goes up to his head real sloppy, too. Like it smacks his forehead and then

scratches his ear. And he has to get the gun steady into his head. See, we have to do something, though, in the script. But he does it with Bernie's other hand. To reference Weekend at Bernie's, too. So at some point, the voodoo shit does have to come in. Oh, so they're robbing the bank. Okay, here's what happens.

They're robbing a bank using Bernie. Okay, the two guys, the original guys, they're kids, dig up Bernie, go to rob a bank. Who hasn't decomposed. Oh, God, no. Are you kidding me? And his track suit is still beautiful. Yeah.

Dig up Bernie, go to rob a bank, you know, controlling him. While they're in the bank, a band starts playing. And that triggers Bernie into another thing. And now they have to to and that's how they get no no but what bernie's got the money the bags he's already robbed the bag then the music starts and then he goes like they now they're chasing him then the movie's about them like

getting the money there's a bus that pulls up at the bus stop and just opens and he just gets on it. And then they're running after him. And it just takes off. So the whole movie is these guys trying to get their bank score back from Bernie. Back from Bernie. Okay, and he's constantly. He was triggered. He's got two bags with the money side, the dollar side on it.

And he's just walking around shaking them. Bills are constantly flowing out. Oh, it's good. This summer. A J.J. Abrams production. All right. Don't give it to that asshole. Yeah, don't give it to J.J. Abrams.

I have a love hate. I just hate him. Yeah, but Star Trek was good, one and two. The new ones, they were both good. What do you got? Rewind that. Sade. Jesus Christ, man.

What, man? I wasn't doing the car. This is Celerota. Is that how you say that? You're asking me. Celerota. Celerota. Celerota.

This came out on... Digitalis. Digitalis. Digitalis. Ais. Digitalis. A while ago. And I forgot I bought this tape. A Brad Rose joint. Yeah.

It came out a while ago, you said? Yeah. I like this cover art here. Yeah, me too. What is that room? What is that room? That's the Sistine Chapel. Is it?

I don't know. It's Technicolor, though. Well, that's a filter. They have filters now. Oh, okay. Right on. Do you know anything about who this is? They have filters now. Oh, okay. Right on. Do you know anything about who this is? I have no idea.

I got nothing. You got nothing. You just want me to play it? Just play it. All right. Here it is. A track from Side A of Celerata, Synaptic Portals cassette. Came out sometime.

If you need the exact time, the release date was some time ago on Digitalis. Thank you. I'm sorry. I love you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 All right, that was Sella Rhoda, Synaptic Portals. Digitalis. Synaptic Portals. Michael Henning is the guy's name. Michael Henning. From Oakland, California. Oh, from the California Hennings. Yes, exactly. The Oakland, California. That tape came out. Oh, from the California Hennings. Yes, exactly.

The Oakland, California Hennings. The tape came out in 2011. Well, there was a lot of pause on that. You said 2000. You stopped for a second. 2001. I know, exactly. You both leaned in.

2000? Our foreheads were touching. 2001? 2000N? 2001. The aughts. That was awesome foreheads were touching. 2001? 2000 and? 2001. The aughts. That was awesome, man. That was good.

Here, put that in the pile. What is this pile? Is that a Lisa Lampanelli tape? Yeah, it's our stand-up. It's pretty good. I've never seen her stand-up. I only know she does the roasts. How do you get to do the roasts?

I don't like roasts. I think like... Yeah. I've never really watched them. I mean, I don't know. I think if you're a stand-up and you're in that crew... Nobody really likes you. But it's like the same people that do it all the time.

Yeah, I think if you're in the crew, you're in. Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Lampanelli... Carrot Top. Carrot Top, Flavor Flav. I think Carrot Top does it. Carrot Top does it? Snoop Dogg does it now though too, right? Oh, really?

Yeah, like he got roasted and now he like does roasts. He's in, that's how you get in. You get beaten in or roasted in. Did you watch getting dug with high yet? I did. Yeah. I watched one episode with Jeffrey Ross.

There's only two. There's Jeffrey Ross and then, um, Mona Lisa. That's the one I saw. Yeah. Um, no,

there's another one. Cause there's one with, Oh, when I watched them, there were only two. Fuck. What does there's another one because there's one with... Oh, when I watched them there were only two. Fuck, what was that dude's name? I can't remember his name. Some other stand-up.

Where do you find that? On YouTube. Oh, YouTube. Yeah. On the internet. All right, Dave. It's pretty good. It's not that good.

They just get really stoned and talk to each other. Did you ever see that show The Benson Interruption where people do stand-up and he sits on stage? I like that one. Yeah, I like it. I love that show because he always looks like he's

so incredibly stoned that he can't believe he's on television. You know what I thought was funny? Whenever it comes back, it's like... When I was watching the Getting Doug With High, that he mentioned that he just started smoking weed, like, not that long ago.

Oh, really? Yeah. I think that's why he's into it so hard. Into it so much? Because he's like a straight edge kid who, like, starts drinking when he's like 26 and then just, like, goes over the edge. Goes over the top. That makes sense.

When did Super Highman come out? Yeah, when did Super Highman come out, though? It's been like 10 years, right? Yeah. So, I mean, that's relatively recently. Who's with me? When, right? Yeah, so I mean, that's relatively recently. Who's with me? When we get our age, Dave. I started smoking weed probably 10 years ago, and I'm over it.

You're not Doug Benson's age, though. You're younger than he is. How do you know? How do you, Dave? If he's been doing it for 10 years and he's still really into it. I'll put you a day over 27. That's because he runs every morning. All right, Dave, what can I say you got?

What can I say you got? Smell good, too. Do I smell good? Yeah. Always. You always smell good. Do I? What do I smell like?

The musk of a younger man. Dave provides tabs out with the musk of a much younger man. Squeeze out my essence and make a cologne. Ooh, I'd wear it. I don't wear cologne, but I'd wear that. Tabs out cologne. Ooh. Don't, Kelly. Keep that quiet. That make a cologne. Ooh, I'd wear it. I don't wear cologne, but I'd wear that. Tabs out cologne. Ooh. Don't, Kellen.

Keep that quiet. That's a good idea. I got a guy in fragrances. It'll be Tabs O-U-T-T-E. Stacy's grandmother used to work at a fragrance factory. What? Like they made smells. Really?

Yeah. That's weird. Yeah. I bet the place smelled really bad because it was like an amalgamation of everything. Oh, it was disgusting. A combination of all the smells? People are just trying things all the time. Sometimes it just goes.

A smell taster? Got this new one! Ah! A smell taster. Is there like a sommelier for like a smell? What was that word? Is that how you say it? I don't know.

Like a wine taster? Professional wine taster? Oh, is that their name? A smell-y-on-yay? Smell so that's just like what we're talking about some all yeah dave's always on topic there's a good uh there's a good movie on netflix right now called psalm where it talks about like psa like a bible psalm no no s-o-m-m like short for someone yet it's like five it's like five or six people that try to do like the master's. There's like some master's certificate that you can get that only like 200 people have

gotten in the last 100 years. You know what I like is Weekend at Bernie's. Let's not get on that again. All right, Dave. What cassette you got? Jesus Christ, Mike. We're trying to have a conversation over here. Yeah, we're trying to talk about someone.

Yeah, I'm really into it. It's on Netflix? Yeah, it's good. Anyway. Some? Yeah, I'm not going to tell you anything about it, Mike. We're trying to have a conversation over here. Yeah, we're trying to talk about someone. Yay, I'm really in. It's on Netflix? Yeah, it's good. Anyway. Yeah, I'm not going to tell you anything about it, though. I'll check it out. I'm going to play this Lugo tape. Who is it?

It's a project called Lugo, Mike. How do you spell it? L-O-U-G-O-W. See, I thought it was going to be L-U-G-G-O. This tape called... You see what I thought there. Came out a year or two ago, I think. Actually, we just got it recently in the mailbag. It came out on Friends and Relatives Records.

I don't know anything about it. You said it came out like a year or two ago? Yeah. But it's got a band-aid on the front, but I kind of like it on this one because it looks like a bunch of little toe people. Just because you've got a weird foot thing, Dave. That does look like toe people.

You know what? I do like this. I like it. Yeah, I like... And it's on the A side, too. I like when... Oh, so the full label's on the B side, and the band-aid's on the A side. Really flipped that one.

Oh, why are they so sad? Because they're toe people. I like this cover. You're born, toe people have a hard life. I like this cover. It's like, I'm assuming these are the four members of the band. Like, three of them with bear masks. Show it to me.

Dog heads hanging out outside of a rowboat and then one sad dude sitting in the rowboat. Is he sad? He looks like he's sad. He's all alone. Well, they got schnauzer masks on. Schnauzer masks. Yeah.

You ever hear of schnauzer masks? And why are they parked on that bush? That's a good question. That's a reflection of the cloud, Joe. Oh, I see what they did there. I've done a little art myself. All right, well, let's play something off the A side of Lugo. King Conversion Cassette on Friends and Relative Records.

Here it is. I'm sorry. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. The End I love you. I don't know. The End I'm sorry. Lugo. Lugo. Yeah, that was tight. Yeah. Doesn't sound like what the cover looks like. I've been jamming it. Jamming it a lot. There was another guy on that cover who just hunted himself a platypus.

Yeah, I didn't see him until we were just looking at it. He's at the bottom. He's got the car opened up. He's ready to go. Got it, guys. Get out the boat. And the one asshole's like, I want to stay in the boat. I like the boat. We got the platypus. I got the sacred platypus. Let's go. We need it.

Everyone's got their schnauzer masks on. We're ready to fucking go. Friends and relatives records. You said that came out a few years ago, Dave? Yeah. Maybe you can still find it. I mean, they just sent it to us recently, right?

It's a good one and it's neat to look at too. You can listen and you can look at it. And the inside has a weird tactile feel. Oh, yeah. And toe people

on the bandage. What did you just say? You felt like Dave? Like a burn victim to skin. All right. Easy, easy. some things something to say between us oh that didn't seem a little over the line but all right i thought that was fine i mean in comparison the other people want to be touched dave they just want something yeah i mean they just want something to remember from before before the fire yes it's crazy all right move on moving on all right all right getting to a serious note actually what's this beer as that's the beer that they

brought um i know that but what is it it's a heavy one uh chris did we ever figure out how his last name chris jocks shack is a can He's a Canadian fellow who runs Dub Ditch. Is it J-O-C-K-S? Because that's Jocks. Jocks. Guy who runs Dub Ditch Picnic and Prairie Fire Records. Recently in a pretty bad car accident. I saw those gnarly pics.

I almost threw up. Yeah. They cut him from tip to tail. They did, man. They cut him open. Did you find out why? Did I find out why he was in a car accident? No, why was he cut from tip to tail. They did, man. They cut him open. Did you find out why? Did I find out why he was in a car accident? No, why was he cut from tip to tail?

I don't know if that's the term. They had to take some shit, put old shit out, put some new shit in. I mean, I just know, you know, when they do a boob job, they can just do a little tiny incision, and they can do the whole thing. They needed to take the whole... Yeah, they sliced him up. They sliced him open. Got a little tangled in there.

Joe, before you showed up, Dave and I gave him a call. A hospital bed interview. He was in a coma for a few days. Talk to me once it's a week. But we gave him a call Just to see how he was doing And then we'll play that

Is he from French Canada? You know I don't know exactly where he's from Jacques Thank you very much Mike For calling me Exactly what he sounds like We'll play a little bit of that conversation And then we'll go into this tape

That he put out earlier in the year By a band, a Canadian band what he sounds like. We'll play a little bit of that conversation and then we'll go into this tape that he put out earlier in the year by a Canadian band called Shooting Guns. A tape Spectral Laundromat is the name of the cassette. Joe, what are you doing there? I'm just reading this beer label

because it says independent since 95. So, before that they weren't. No, before that they were owned by uh walmart so dave you want to plug in this uh phone call we did yeah we should uh actually we forgot to during the interview just say thanks to chris for sending us some awesome dub ditch picnic shirts oh yeah i forgot about the shirts yeah he's always been awesome with sending stuff over yeah i hate mine no i like it he sent me it's great he sent me sweat it's a gildan right a gildan they're nice yeah that's a t-shirt company yeah i don't know it's not some uh you know let's hang your grandma's t-shirt company no no if it's good it's not some thin rice paper thing

that's gonna fall apart if you're watching no that's the thick one. It's one of my comfy shirts. I don't wear it to work. No, it's a cozy shirt. It's a cozy shirt. When I get home, I take the shirt off that I wore to work and I put that on. I have about five. You keep your Macy's on. No, they come right off. You know I like the shorts. You put on the blue ones.

You know what I like. Joe just puts that on and nothing else. He's got a really short torso so it's like a nightie shirt. Just a little bit of my panties sticking out the bottom. It's like his boyfriend's football uniform from high school. Just the bottom of his nutsack is hanging out. That's all you can see. Just a little bit.

He cuts a little hole in the bottom. Just a little bit. A hole in the what? Just a little monkey head hanging out. Monkey? Because it goes down to your knees, so you cut a hole in the bottom so a little bit a whole lot of what it's a little monkey head down to your knees so you can hold on the bottom so you can pee all right all right a little too much about my uh underground region uh best of wishes to to chris and family he seems to be doing great yeah he uh said that he took his first uh what's it called when you walk without anyone's help? Your first step without anybody's help?

Yeah, he took one of those. Today. So yeah, he's getting better. Nice. Good for him. He's getting a recovery. So yeah, here's a little bit of our phone call with Chris earlier. And then we'll go into the shooting guns tape.

And yeah, here it is. Is it going to be louder than that? Hello? Chris. Hey, man. Hey, man, can you hear us okay? Okay, hold on one second because we can't hear you. Turn it up on the receiver.

Can you hear me? Yeah. Hold on, say something again. Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Yeah, we can hear you now. Yeah, good. How's it going, man?

I'm alive. Yeah. We're calling because I ordered some tapes from you about a week ago, and they haven't shown up yet. I was just wondering what the holdup was. Yeah, there's some on the highway. I'll go get them later. Okay, right on.

What exactly happened? Everyone's been them later. Okay, right on. So what exactly happened? Everyone's been super cool. I've gotten old. I only had a few orders kind of left open and I just touched base with people. One was a dude that had ordered a Cosmic Dead record. There's like

300 copies of it or whatever and I just said you ordered it, I'm in the hospital, it'll sit. I don't care if it goes up another $100 in value it'll stay whatever it is, just sit tight. No one's being like, I couldn't possibly imagine someone being a dick about this.

Some are, you know, it's just kind of like, where's my stuff? And then as soon as I say yeah, I I should be dead, kind of everyone backs off. Okay, right. That's fair. That seems reasonable. That's good. It's good to know. So what exactly happened? I mean, I know you were in a pretty serious car accident, but what exactly went down?

The plan was, the weekend that we were heading out, that's when we have Remembrance Day. It's kind of like your Veterans Day, Armistice Day kind of thing, and we get a day off. So we were going to head down Saturday to Fargo, North Dakota, because I can go to Pemba and pick up my packages, so I don't have to pay crazy amounts of postage to get records from the States. And then I can go to like a Hornbacher's and mail all my promo packages. And I had a package to you and a package to Freeform Freakout and some other places. And everything was all ready to go.

So we were just dropping off our dog. And so we had done that. And me and my partner got in the car and we were going to go home first and stopped at the stop sign at the divided highway I sort of did my shoulder check and all this stuff like it was

bone clear there was no one on the road and I drove out and we got t-boned by a Ford 250 with a big giant trailer so we got T-boned by a Ford 250 with a big giant trailer. So we got hit by, like, two trucks. Whoa. T-boned, like, right in my driver's door.

That's crazy. Who was on the car? Me and my partner, Jen. Okay. And our unborn baby. Oh, that's pretty serious, man. Yeah. It was crazy.

I'm assuming everyone's okay? Everyone's okay. Jen got to go home before I was even out of my coma. So she's been at home for a while, and she's recuperating. And people around here are taking care of her. It's just been friggin' astounding how people have stepped up to help us out. And, yeah, so I was out from Friday till Wednesday. They brought me out.

And, like, so two Wednesdays ago. I've been here for about two weeks now. Well, I'm glad everybody made it out. What's going on with the person who hit you? Can you say that again? What's going on with the person who hit you? I think it's just like one of those things. Our neighbor read the report on the accident,

and it's like one of those intersections that they were just waiting for a number of accidents to occur before they upgraded. We weren't the first accident. It's almost like our collision was anticipated kind of thing. And because we're number 10, lucky us, we're the last ones to get smushed there, so now they'll put up a sign or a light

or some kind of... Congratulations! Maybe they'll put a plaque up there. It's completely fucked. They should put up a nice dub-ditch picnic plaque on a stop sign. Just take a big pizza box and just

smush it on something you know what though i you know the one thing that i have not said in this whole time is poor me or why me or whatever i know i should be dead and i'm like super happy that i'm not and uh it's going to be like super different once i'm out of here i'm glad you're okay, man. When I saw that picture on Facebook, I kind of went right by it at first because I thought it was artwork, like a crazy tape or something, because it was just crazy stitches all the way up your torso. Yeah, man, they cut you open from neck to nuts, right? They had to get in.

They cut my diaphragm. They had to get in to do some stuff on my spleen. My pelvis is broken. My right leg is broken. A bunch of stuff in my back. I got staples all over the place. Did they replace any organs with monkey organs so you can have super strength? I kind of hope so.

I'm kind of hoping that I'm going to parlay this into some kind of nighttime vigilante shit. Or at least midday vigilante shit, because nights come out to sleep. Yeah, yeah. You know, most crime fighters go out at the night. So it's good to have a daytime, evening kind of dude who's out there. You could go shirtless with just the stitches going down and a pair of tights. Mid-morning,

coffee time, and only between May and October because it gets really cold up here. It's like I've got these superpowers, but I'm really casual about using them and I don't want to I don't want to bother myself

alright man well we're going to play a tape that you put out by shooting guns okay you got anything you want to say about that tape before we play it it's awesome it took me a little bit of time to uh get them to i mean i had been like um i had always been as soon as the first time i saw him i was just like okay i know you guys got tons

and tons of sounds tons and tons of recordings just keep following my way we'll just keep making tapes let's just saturate everything and it it took them a while, but once it came together, it was pretty awesome. So this is probably one of my favorite. We have almost 100 now, so if I had to pick my favorite, this would probably be top five. Killer, killer. Right on, man. Well, yeah, it goes without saying, we're glad you're all right.

We hope you and your partner have a nice, quick recovery and get back on your feet soon. Thanks. Thanks, man. Right on, man. Well, thanks for taking the moment on your hospital bed to speak to us for a little bit. Anytime, anytime. All right, man. Take care. See you, dude.

Take care. Bye. Yeah! We'll be right back. Yeah! Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Thank you. guitar solo We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. Shooting guns off a spectral laundromat on Dub Ditch Picnic. A little phone call to Chris from Dub Ditch Picnic. Bringing the show, you know. Prairie Fire. Taking it in a different direction. Yeah, this is how we're going to win our Peabody. Oh, getting real serious. Serious journalism.

Yeah, exactly. I got this. I got the Michael Jackson interview. The old Michael Jackson interview. Oh, yeah. The one that Oprah did in his house when the alarm went off do you remember that at all no what the uh all the lights from the camera crew set like his house alarm off michael jackson's neverland ranch yeah but while they were doing

the interview while they were doing the interview yeah wild and then the alarm went on then what happened they freaked out i went to a commercial. What did Bubbles do? Bub went wild. It was insane. Big ups to Chris. Yeah. Get well. Get well. Soon we want you to get well.

And Joe Beal wears his nightie to bed tonight. We'll all wear it. We'll all wear it. Just that. Just the nightie. Alright, what do you got? Stop talking about our nightie. What? Who, me? Who, me? Got like 25. Ooh, what is that?

Ooh, Jesus Christ. Is that a hot topic lighter? I think this tape went through a gamma rays. That'd be green. You know anything about the Hulk? It went through alpha waves, Mike. Jesus Christ. Jesus, Mike.

The Hulk was originally gray, Joe. No, the gray Hulk is the one where he's smart. No, no, no, no, no, no. The gray, the first issue of Hulk, he was gray. Then they changed it to gray. Mike's a comic book expert now. Oh, I forgot. I do a lot of research.

Really? Yeah. But then the gray Hulk gets introduced, and that's when he's like, has Bruce Banner's mind, but in the Hulk body. Exactly. What do we got here? They got a Red Hulk now, too. This is a bright-ass orange tape is why we're talking about the Hulk. Real bright.

Star Turbine. Emissions. On a Decoro. New one on Decoro. Decoro, I think. Docoro. Docoro. Dot one on Decoro. Decoro. Decoro, I think. Do-Coro. Do-Coro. Do-Coro. Dot IT. Star turbine.

I like that the N is inverted from the rest of the text. You like that? Yeah, that's pretty cool. It's fine. Yeah, and then they do another thing. They do a similar thing there. On the cover, yeah. With the M and the N.

I like it. Looks pretty good. Looks pretty good. And I don't think any of us know anything about this. No, this is a cold listen. Jumping right in. Jumping right in. Cold listen. New one on Decoro. Go, tape, right? No, this is a cold listen. We're just jumping right in? Jumping right in. Cold listen.

New one on Decoro. Do the thing. Oh, well, I should say this came with, I think he just, Decoro just put out a Jason Soliday tape as well in this batch. What kind of listen? It's a cold listen. Hold on. Come on.

There we go. Cold listen. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Star Trek. All right, that was Star Turbine. Emissions. Ducarot. I was into it. Ducarot. I enjoyed that. Ducarot.

All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play... What do you got you turkey oh I forgot I almost called you the other day but I knew on the phone it wouldn't so we were watching um what's the old Spider-Man cartoon from like the

like the old old Spider-Man and his amazing friends remember that one I never saw that it's like it's gotta be the 80s okay anyway um they're going to a costume party and mary jane is at her house she's all dressed she's waiting for them to get there spider-man and his butt and ice man yeah and she gets to her they get there finally and she goes where are you guys been you turkeys i lost it? The story was epic fail? Epic fail No

That was a good story I don't think I want to talk anymore I only want to use the sound effects When did that ever become like a Turkeys? Like a Get knuckleheads Why is it knuckleheads?

I use that a lot now But Now he's just a knucklehead I don't know Stacy actually like says it Like a turkey Really? And then

Cause I've been saying it a lot lately. Jesus Christ. Stop with the sound effects. All right, put it down. I've been saying it a lot lately because you say it. But then she's like, well, I say that. And I'm like, you do? You say turkey?

Stacey says turkey? She says turkey sometimes. What are you doing, you turkey? But I like the way Dave does it. I like the way Dave does it too. You turkey, I can't even do it. What do you doing, you turkey? I like the way Dave does it. I like the way Dave does it, too. I can't even do it. What do you got? What do you got, you turkey?

What do you got? I'm going to play this tape that came out on Berkhouse Recordings. Berkhouse. It's a split between two projects called Loft Mine and Amar Kire. Here, let me get that download code. I got that for you. It's all wet now. I'm going to play a cut off the Loftmine side.

I don't know anything about it. I think this might be one of the only tapes they have out. I couldn't find anything else. It's got a funny cover. It's got like a yield sign. It's got like a yield sign. Label's name?

It says Burkhouse Recordings, and then it's got a foot skeleton. Skeleton foot. Is this a split, right? Yeah. Then why is the cover just the label's name really big? I don't know. And then, oh, Jesus Christ, this label's going all out. So the cover, real big, Burkhouse Recordings on the top.

On the spine, 0-0 the cover, real big, Burkhouse recordings on the top. On the spine, 0-4. 0-0-4, really big. On the back, Burkhouse.info. Tell me, please tell me on the flap it says Burkhouse again somewhere. No. Lift the flap to the pants.

No, it does it right at the top. It says B-R-K-A-S. Jesus Christ, guys. Look at that texture filter, Mike. You might like that. Oh, let me take a look. I do like that. So we don't know anything about these? No.

And what are you going to play? Loftmine? I'm going to play some Loftmine. I like that name. We're going to dance a little bit. Oh, yeah? I have to pee. I'll wait.

We listen to Nose Blunt. Nose Blunt? I think that's a cut I'll wait. We listen to Nose Blunt. Nose Blunt? I think that's a cut. It's the second one. Nose Blunt. I'm just looking at these track titles. Bowser theme? Ice Palace theme?

Yeah. Bay Window Dust theme? Let's do it. Let's do it. I think I might like this. Let's go. Let's go. Hand me that tape.

Which side? Don't lose that download code. Where is it? Right there. What side you got here? A side. A side? Side one. that download code. Where is it? Right there. What side you got here? A side. A side? Side one.

Yeah, the Loft Mind side. All right. Loft Mind off a split width. Say it, Dave. Iron Care. On Burkhouse. Iron Man Care or something. I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care. How do you say that, Jeff? Amar Car. I don't know. Amar Car. Yeah, don't care. How do you say that, Jeff? Amar car. I don't know. Yeah, something like that. Care, car. Car, care.

All right. Go. Stop texting, Mike. I was looking for my epic fail sound effect. I couldn't find it. All right, here it is. Stop with the goddamn... Thank you. so Thank you. so uh Thank you. The The Thank you. so I'm crazy. Even Joe was moving.

Doing some Pilates. Is that what those are? It's like calisthenics. Calisthenics. Kegels. It's a mixture of Kegels and spin gluts. And hot yoga. What's hot yoga?

You don't know what hot yoga is? Kegels and hot yoga? Kegels and hot yoga is real hot, so you're sweating. So very literal. Yeah, true literal. It's not like sexy yoga. It's hot. Yeah, true literal. Okay. It's not like sexy yoga. It's hot. Well, all yoga.

All yoga is sexy. Kegels and a hot room. Hot kegels. Hot kegels. It's like a hot kegels here. I'd like a hot kegel. I could go for a hot kegel. I like it with cheese.

Jesus Christ. Anyway. You get into a ball game, I get two hot kegels. And a soda. I like it with cheese Jesus Christ anyway you get into a ball game I get two hot kegels and a soda that's like $18 these days I like a chili kegel

myself chili kegel I love chili kegels you can get a chili kegel with cheese I like chili cheese kegels alright moving on I got a tape out here

from an artist named Katie how do you an artist named Katie Gately. How do you say the name? Katie Gately. A tape that came out on Blue Tapes. Blue Tapes. The tape's blue. And the tape is blue.

It's a very vibrant blue. Look at that shell. That's electric. Boogie, woogie, woogie. The thing that's weird about this tape is it's the same track on both sides and then the B side and I'm doing air quotes for anyone who can't see

I didn't know what those were either by the way with your fucking weirdo fingers one was pointing over that way one was pointing over that way anyway the B side is a download doing the running wait the B side's a download so it has like the there? Doing the running, like... Wait, the B-side's a download? Yeah, and then there's a...

So it has, like, the tones that you hold up to the phone? And then, yeah. And then the third song is, quote, and I'm ruining this from the insert, hidden inside pipes and can only be unlocked by slowing the track down and listening very carefully. What do you mean the second side's a download? It says the second song is called something and can be downloaded by going to blah.

So the first song is the same on both sides. Uh-huh. And the second song is a digital download. And then the third song, you got to slow it down. You got to slow it down. Well, good thing we have the pitch thing on the tape player. Oh, shit. I didn't even think about that.

We could do that if we wanted to we don't want to now this tape I like how I like these little cases I like those cases too the vinyl cases

that you normally get like a double cassette in but they make the small ones for single cassettes this tape would be good if it was just you get a tape you listen to it

you pop it in you ever do that you get a tape you just pop it in you just sit back do some chili cheese kegels, you get a tape, you listen to it, you pop it in. You ever do that? You get a tape and you just pop it in. Sit back, do some chili cheese kegels and listen to a tape. It would be good. Nailed it. You just throw that trash anywhere.

It'd be good on its own right. But what makes this especially good Oh, super good. Oh, I thought it was going to go the other way with that. No, what makes it really good is the fact that this is all vocals. There are no instruments on this. It's all just processed and layered vocal tracks. Vocals.

Vocals. Vocalizations. Very, very good. So let's get into this. Better than Bjork. Better than Bjork. I think so. They say better than Bjork.

Katie Gately. Does she wear a weird dress that's like a duck? I don't know. I don't know. I haven't seen Apex yet. Like a bozo clown hairdo. Tape on blue tapes. Stuck up on some clown from the 70s, man.

Pipes. Was it the 60s or 70s? I don't know. Right now? I don't know. Pipes. And here's a taste. Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch. Thank you. ¶¶ Come on. Come on. Thank you. so I'm going to go. Thank you. I'm not afraid of the world I'm not afraid of the world

I'm not afraid of the world Oh, my God. ¶¶ Holy shit, man. That blew my mind. It's fucking incredible. Yeah, it, man. That blew my mind. It's fucking incredible. Yeah, it's crazy. Katie Gately pipes off of a new one on Blue Tapes. Did you do the download? No, I didn't. You didn't do it all goddamn day long.

What's that? You heard me. I believe it's an edition of 200, possibly still available from the label. Definitely worth checking out. For sure. For sure. For sizzle.

Man. And it only gets better. What? Joe, what? You played the shitty stuff? I mean, it only stays as good. This is the worst of the tape. It only stays equally as good.

All right, Joe, what do you got? Little old Max Gamble came by your house the other day, right? Oh, yeah. My mother-in-law comes over every Wednesday to help out. Your mother-in-law is Max Gamble? It was about 9 in the morning, and I heard a car door. I looked out my window. I saw my mother-in-law was Max Gamble? It was about 9 in the morning, and I heard a car door. I looked out my window. I saw my mother-in-law pull up, you know, gathered the kids, went to the door.

It was a knock on the door. I opened it up, and it's Max Gamble standing there. What the hell are you doing here? And he came in, and then my mother-in-law, she came in behind him, and everyone stood there really awkwardly. He held like a pile of tapes. He's back in town. He's back. He's back in Delaware. Well, back. He's back in Delaware.

This is from the new batch, I guess, or a batch. I don't know. On Spirit Throne. Spirit Throne. This is a Mike Nigro tape. Yeah, another dude used to live in Delaware. He lives in the big Windy Apple now. The big city.

The Windy Apple. He went there, and he went to Central Park, and he's doing the thing where you turn around, and they throw your hat in the air. He's still doing it. They do that? They all do that. Then they come right back home.

I'm speaking of New York City. See the preview for the new Muppets movie? A new Muppets movie? Yeah. Looks good. You can maybe tell from my reaction. I have not seen it. It looks pretty good.

Tell me two things about it. Two things. It looks like they're going back to the old jokes. I like the old jokes. The old jokes are good. I'm a little bit about it. Tell me two things about it. Well, two things is it looks like they're going back to the old jokes. Oh, I like the old jokes. The old jokes are good. I'm a fan of the old jokes. It's called Muppets Most Wanted. Okay.

And there's a jewel thief or some sort of thief who looks just like Kermit, except he has a mole. Okay. I like where this is going. And someone's holding a newspaper with his picture. Uh-huh. And they're like, see, he looks just like Kermit. And someone's holding a newspaper with his picture. And they're like, see, he looks just like Kermit. And someone's like, I don't see it. And then someone holds their thumb over the mole.

They're like, Kermit! And then he takes his thumb away. Where did Kermit go? I like that. I'll see that. Any famous people in it? There's always famous people in this. The Liz Lemon's in it.

Oh, no shit. God damn it, Joe. Sorry, I didn't put it on silent. All right, what's this tape called? 20XX 20XX It's like a year but You don't get the end X is 10 right?

So it's Is X 10? X is 10 X is 10 So it's 20-10-10? What's 50? L? That's 20

20-20 20-20 What? Like the TV show 50's L 50's L? I'm Barbara Walters. 1000s M.

M. Who was the other guy on? Who was the other guy? Barbara Walters is a woman. Who was the man on 2020? I don't know. Is that political stuff? No, it was just a TV show that was on like 10 years ago.

Or 20 years ago. Did they have dragons, lasers, or time travel? All right, let's play a little bit off this Niagara Tate. No, I don't know who was on 2020. 20XX. Walter Cronkite. On Spirit Throne. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm not going to let you go Dave what do you got who cares about 2020 whatever I saw 60 minutes

no one gives a shit and now Dave plays the tape there was that there was what else didn't I care about chips chips what else didn't I care about

oh you didn't like chips no Law and Order oh no fuck Law and Order that's still on is that still on SVU

I mean you know one of them SG1 programming SG1, yeah. What do you got there, Dave? What tape are you holding in your hands? Yvette from Clue?

The movie Clue? The movie Clue? The fucking Bergen-Noralka piece. Yeah, I opened it just a second ago, and I just put it back together to see if you'd notice. Put a man on the moon. No, we didn't. Can't do this.

Don't get into that. Don't get into that, Joe. Don't get into that. Don't get into that, Joe. Don't get into it. Jesus Christ. We went to the moon. We went to the moon. I do think now that we went to the moon. Supposedly.

I think we went there. We can debate this later. I just think we should be talking about Kennedy conspiracies. We should on this the few days after the anniversary. You want to hear the new good one? Sure. It actually is the one I believe. Is that Lee Harvey, he shot him.

Okay. And the Secret Service guy who went to cover him, jump on top of him to take him away, had his gun and accidentally shot him, and that was the kill shot. Wouldn't that be obvious? Well, no no then they covered it up that's why people heard two shots that's why people think they heard two shots because the second shot was the secret service guy and that the the government did not want to that that couldn't come out that the president was tried someone tried to assassinate the president and

it was the secret service i hope it was the secret service guy who they're always making fun of for being the bumbling idiot. He's always like, come to everyone's coffee, he drops it. And he's the guy who actually shoots the president in the head. But anyway, there's someone who has a lot of research into that. Uh-huh. Yeah. Whether it's true or not. But I like that one.

That one's good. I like that one because it's very real. Because it's real. Yeah. It's not crazy at all. And'll watch it. But I like that one. That one's good. I like that one because it's very real. Because it's like real. Yeah. It's not crazy at all. And I like like a bumbling character. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't say he was bumbling.

It's crazy. The president just got shot. No, I'm seeing him as like... He's not like... I'm seeing him as like the overweight officer on like a movie like... He's not Jerry from Parks and Recs. That's a good one. Yeah, he's like Jerry.

I like when Jerry's at home and he drops the coffee mug and catches it. I do like that. I like Jerry's home life. All right, so you got a Yvette tape? Yvette, yes. What's the name of this tape? Process.

It came out on Godmobile. Two people. I was looking in the insert. I thought it was four people, and the two people have the same name. What? Well, no. Vocals is Noah Cardos. Fane.

Guitar is Noah Cardos. Fane. So they found two people. And then drums is Rick Daniel. And then synth is Rick Daniel. Now I think the drums are Rick and Daniel. And the synths are another Rick and another Daniel. So it's one, two, three, four, five,

six people. Or there's Noah, there's Cardo's Fane, there's another Noah, another Cardo's Fane. The Challenger Apollo? One, two, three, four, six. It's a piece. This is a tape that came out this year on God Mode.

Yeah, this is another weird shell. It's got the weird pill-shaped window. I've been seeing tons of those lately. Look at these weird little symbols on the bottom in the circles there. Oh, what is that symbol? I'm going to turn it over. There's a weird one on the other side. It's a tiny little...

What is that? That's like a magic thing. Is that Arabic? I don't know. That's like a magic thing. Is that Arabic? I don't know. What do you got? Where am I looking? What is that? We'll flip over.

Another one. Bingo. These shells are crazy, because they're, like, smooth at the bottom, except for this tiny... Like, what is that? Don't point with that finger. I'm sorry. And, like, I've been seeing a lot of these windows that are, like, really tiny, little, like, pill-shaped. I don't understand tapes.

I know. Just one. You just make one. It's like they've been going for so long that someone's like, oh, here's what we do with the window. We're going to make it smaller. Wider. Weird. We're going to put weird Stargate signs all over them.

All right. Oh, I like this little, it's a black shell with this like silver glittery almost sticker on here with a typewriter. It's an almost sticker? Almost glittery. Sticker's almost glittery. You almost did it, boys. Another tape we got from Godmode from a group called Horse Lover Fats, which doesn't sound good, but it's a pretty tight tape. It's gross.

It's gross. It's gross and angry. Definitely worth checking out. Let's listen to this. I guess Dave's got it on side B. Yvette Process Cassette on God Mode. You have the neck meat pulling.

And here's a chunk. Stop pulling your neck meat. I'm getting tired. I get tired. I pull my neck meat. Wake up, Dan. I love tired. I pull my neck meat. Wake up, Dan am fallen into place. They are calling So the seeds

They are broken In the dark Make this music Perfect stress Perfect stress Can't control Can't control Perfect stress Call me Call me Call me

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Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Yeah, you still give a spin

Brushing off the hide It's starting to rot Coming out from inside Coming after the tide In a matter of time The pieces come apart All together we feel It's starting to rock When you know It's a matter of time

When you know It's a way to go It's the way to go I won't fade At this time Lost in blood Lost in blood Lost in blood We like to pretend It's something when it's not

Just like a surprise Let the silence run It's a matter of time The pieces come apart Out together with blue The pieces come apart Out the yellow and blue It's time to ride Yvette. Yvette, that was awesome.

Two cuts. I enjoyed I enjoyed how I kicked in on the second one uh Process is the name that cassette on God Mode came out

I believe recently possibly still available from that label alright I'm gonna play this new one on NNA tape from Astral Social Club called

what is it called uh Destiny's child destiny snafu yeah or snfu it's not nose fuck up yeah um play cut off of this you know what's funny about uh astral social club if you google astral social club and it comes up like you know on the right hand side like astral social club blah blah neil camp Campbell and then it'll say like people also search for and then there's like Matthew Bauer all right yeah Birchville Cat Motel okay Scott Aukerman and Paul F Tompkins I don't know something we somebody need to get a maybe he's really into like comedy fix the internet on on that you on the internet right now?

What? Yeah, I got Wi-Fi. I got Wi-Fi all over the place. I got to say, this is the first NNA tape where I'm not feeling the cover art. The, like, weird pixelated... Yeah, it's very, like, low... I mean, maybe that was... You all right, Dave?

Whoa, Dave. Let me see that. Dave's getting sleepy. I got a rattlesnake coming at you. Dan's getting sleepy. It's very... I don't know if it's supposed to... If they're going for that look.

No, they're going for that look No they're going for that look Yeah It's a very lo-fi Uh Color collage A Trying something new

Color Yeah Trying something different The tape's fucking incredible You gotta take risks man Yeah It's one of my Favorites recently

Of recent So we'll play uh I believe If I have it Cued up to the right spot The track Romeo Challenger From a new one of recent. So we'll play, I believe, if I have it queued up to the right spot, the track Romeo Challenger. From a new one,

brand new one, just dropped on NNA, Astral Social Club. Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so so Thank you. Astral Social Club. Cut off. Ooh. A little breeze up your skirt there, man.

Ooh, I feel like Marilyn Monroe at the end there. High tide, boys. Catch some rays with the new Astral Social Club. That one's still available from NNA. A nice one, a tasty little one. There's some tasty nuggets on that tape. Oh, what are we? So are we going to wrap this gonna wrap this guy up this is a holodeck huh what's the download code on this one too oh they all got download codes these days let me get that take a look at it all right you want to end this you want to end this up yeah let's wrap it all right before we wrap it up we should

mention that uh for those waiting on the third Tabs Out Donators cassette. Oh, where are the books? Where are the books? They're downstairs. You want to take a look at them? Yeah. The Motion Sickness of Time Travel Remix cassette.

The books are finally done. Dave, how are you doing on the dubbing? Almost done. Dave's almost done the dubbing. Got a few more. It should be done this weekend. This weekend? Yep.

Well, that's impressive because today's Saturday. That's in time for the holidays. Yep. Tomorrow. That's in time for the holidays. We'll get those out to you. Yeah, the booklets are done. Some nice 12-page kitty cat pics.

Coil bound. One at a time C60, so it's taking a bit. It's taking a while. It'll be a fine product. If you want to grip one of those up, or if you just want to give us some cash, head over to TabsOut.com. Click the donate button. All right, you boys want to end this up?

Yeah. All right, by the way, thanks to Dave Russell for the intro. I got a hike to go to in the morning. Let's do this thing. Oh, you're hiking tomorrow? Yeah, we're going to try to find some mushrooms, me and Dave. You want to go out on a... Some edible, you know...

Dave Mealy? No, Dave Mealy doesn't go in the woods. Dave Norbit. Dave Mealy doesn't go in the woods? I don't think so. No, he went camping. I don't know. Yeah, I thought he was camping tight.

He definitely doesn't get up early. Okay. You want to end it on a super sexy one? Oh, yeah, we do. A super sexy... This one, if you're not already in an after-hours, members-only European sex club right now...

That surf at the end of that song didn't do it for you. That didn't do it for you. That didn't get the blood flowing. This is a tape by Sleeperhold. I like how you hit the S hard there. Sleeperhold. Two S's. S-S-L-E-E-P-E-R-H-O-L-D.

The juice boxes. Tape called Ruleth on Holodeck. This one, this will get you frisky this is a greasy one uh definitely you got to put if you got some leather put it on right now because you're going to need it where you're what is it taking you lighting incense like yeah no no no no that's too innocent oh innocence lost you want to have sunglasses on in a dark room Everything's in slow motion When you're cool And you're smoking a cigarette

And it's taking you like 20 Like your hand's moving away From your mouth The long cigarettes? No because it's slow motion So you're about to put it out And you have sunglasses on And there's like

A guy with a motorcycle In the club Cigarette with a plastic tip? Sure A plastic tip? Like the end that's lit? No the tip No the plastic

Oh the tip is the part in your mouth. The plastic cigarette holders. Oh, no, no, no, no. You're too fancy. Not that sexy. This is like... Not that sexy. This is dirty?

This is dirty. Not dirty. You said a motorcycle. Just say it. There's a motorcycle in the club. It's... You guys don't understand European culture. How about we just listen to it?

Okay, well, let's listen to this. Episode number 36. Thanks for listening. Sleeper Hold R hold ruleth cassette on holodeck here it is good night goodbye goodbye I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you.