Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #37 | 12.8.13

Episode Date: November 24, 2013

Stare Case, dSCI, John Carpenter and Alan Howarth, Kevolych, Raising Holy Sparks, Decimus, William Clay Martin, Esther Chlorine, Trabajo, A Mystery Cassette, Brian Green, Developer, Stag Hare, Horselover Fats, and Givan Lötz.

Three, two, one, go. Hi, I'm Keith. Hi, I'm Seth. We're from Orange Milk. And you're listening to Tap Out. Hello. Hello. Can we get in trouble if we're playing that? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Big time. Big time. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 37. Man. How are you fellas doing tonight? All right. we get in trouble for playing that oh yeah yeah big time big time taps out cassette podcast episode number 37 man how you fellas doing tonight all right oh just fine feeling good it's fine feeling awake and alive hurts yeah keith rankin and seth graham doing the uh from orange milk doing the intro there good job boys do we do we know who uh plays the kirby enthusiasm music larry david larry david does he plays in himself huh yeah oh yeah all at once good for him Do we know who plays the Curb Your Enthusiasm music?

Larry David. Larry David does. He plays it himself, huh? Yeah. Oh, yeah. All at once. Good for him. It's like the big... It's kind of like the one-man band thing.

Yeah, yeah. Where he's like, when he claps the cymbals together, something goes on. Yeah, yeah. Nice. And there's something on the ground, like a foot thing that hits the... Does he have a little pet monkey with him that does something to him? No, Mike. That's stupid.

Well... That is stupid. You? No, Mike, that's stupid. Well... That is stupid. You are stupid, Mike. Coming down hard on me tonight, boys. Did you know that's how Hazel Atkins, that dude from West Virginia that does all those

really, really weird hillbilly songs, he thought he loved Hank Williams and stuff, so when he saw that like hank williams did all the instrumentation on his records he didn't know anything about multi-tracking so he did all the instruments himself like when he was playing drums at at the same time yeah yeah because he had no idea that there was like multi-track recording all right good for him good for him you never heard him you ever hear him some songs about hanging his girlfriend's head

on his wall she's not allowed to eat any more hot dogs and no more hot dogs yeah well you know ate too many no more hot dog buns come in packages oh man rough um for those who don't have the internet rough a week for noise this week i know snelson mandela um oh man facebook was crazy oh man the internet was so good this week yeah the internet was so good boys all the websites were i know first you got that ball into that cup and then we can talk about that if we want to and then first you bounce that ball in that cup and then you know then the internet worked what uh for those who don't know we're talking about there was a sweet i guess miami herald not miami herald it was like miami sun times i don't know what it was had an interview with

john olsen in which uh a pretty funny interview and at the end said something about those the question was brought up is noise done or is noise dead one of those yeah i think he said like yeah completely 100 and it set the internet on fire it was pretty good i was thinking about we should have if i was more comfortable with giving out my cell phone number have a call-in show where we could talk about it you're more comfortable with it. I like how you worded that. You're sort of comfortable with it already with friends, kind of.

I'm like 72% comfortable if I could reach 80. Because I would like to have people call up. Why are you uncomfortable with it? Why am I what? Why are you uncomfortable with giving your phone number out? Do you want to give yours out? I mean, I don't care. Okay.

But, I mean, we, you know. Yeah, tell people to call me. You want to do it right now? Yeah, who gives a shit? All right, you want to have... What are you so worried about? I just don't want to get a phone call like two in the morning from some goofer. Gotcha!

Gotcha! Are you sure? Because if you gave your phone number out, then you don't got to call me and Dave 20 fucking times a day. Because all the other people will talk to. No, but the jokes won't be the same. No, they won't get the references.

They won't get the references. No, never mind. But the thing is, I wanted to do a call-in show where we could be like, we got Jim from New Orleans. Jim, what do you think about this whole thing? I think it's fucking stupid. I agree 100% with John Olsen. Noise is done.

Oh, man, good times. All right alright you guys want to play some cassettes I brought a what'd you bring a cassette what what do you got over there Joe what do you got Joe B I just asked him that this wolf eye staircase

because of the oh that'd be a good place to start off then you gonna play the wolf eye side or the staircase side I just asked him that. This WolfEye staircase because of the... Oh, that'd be a good place to start off then. Yeah. You gonna play the WolfEye side or the staircase side? I don't know. You gotta feel bad for... You know, let's do the staircase side because let's really hear how they've been working on their composition and the instrumentation.

Yeah, well, if you're going to record over a Frost at Christmas by R.W. Wingfield cassette, read by Stephen Thorne with the band-aid over the B-side. You really want to make it count. I don't know which side is the staircase side

and which side is the wolf-eye side, by the way. Well, that's a good point. You've got it right in the middle of one side. Which side do the Wolf-Eye side, by the way? Well, that's a good point. You've got it right in the middle of one side. Which side do you want to play? Do you want to flip it? Yeah, flip it, because they both sound pretty similar. All right, we'll go with this side.

The side without the Band-Aid on it. What's that, side 12? It actually does say side 12 on the other side. The number's covered up by, I guess, the Dewey Decimal System. That is the Dewey Decimal System. The audio tape Dewey Decimal System. Which is on American tapes. Don't I guess the Dewey Decimal System. That is the Dewey Decimal System. The audio tape Dewey Decimal System. Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System? John Powell would appreciate that.

The Dewey Decimal System? I bet he hates it. He likes some weird German system of numbering. He probably does. The Newberg System. How is it different? Huh? How is it different? It's real racist. How is it racist? It puts all the racist books on one shelf in the front and then every other book is just in a pile for burning later it's organized by pointy shapes

what does that mean i don't know just like daggers and points daggers and points oh man all right well and this label's getting ready to be done right he's getting ready to be daggers and points. Daggers and points. Oh, man. All right, well, let's start. And this label's getting ready to be done, right? He's getting ready to be. Yeah, he's throwing, like, a party on New Year's Eve, and then that's released number 1,000, and that's it. And then, yeah, that's it.

Unless he keeps going. He's probably going to keep going. New label. What are you going to do now? What do you got going on? Yeah. Be in a rock band. They are.

No, they're the Trip Metal band. What is it? Trip Head Metal? What was it? What is it? I think it was Trip Metal. Trip Heavy Metal or something? Yeah.

I don't like the fact that they were talking about how that was, you know, when it was like, you know, cool out people. It was obviously a joke. I mean, Trip Metal? Come on. Yeah. I like that genre. I want to keep that going.

Trip Metal? Yeah. Let's get that going all right it's like trip hop mixed with metal maybe all right it can be anything you want it's just starting right now it can be anything let's start a trip metal band all right i don't have the time all right well we're either going to play it could be wolf eyes it could be staircase from the live frying cassette on American Tapes. I'm looking for any kind of information besides a graveyard stamp on here,

but I'm turning it up flat. Well. Here it is. Oh, my God. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Oh ¶¶ But it's all over for me And it's a pain to get through And again I'm sorry. ¶¶ But if you let me go, I'll never let you go So tonight, I'll never let you go tonight But if you let me go, I'll never let you go ¶¶ Oh And I can't get enough of what you let go I'm not sure if you can hear me. I don't know how to do it. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 She picks it up.

It's a different lady. Staircase. Staircase. Really kicking up that composition. Are we going with staircase, not Wolf Eyes? I think that was staircase. You could tell by the composition. Yeah, the bass, the two-note bass line,

and then the noodley clarinet. The scales and notes and everything. And the lack of textures. MiamiNewTimes.com. I was saying that. I bet they're like, what's going on with our web traffic today? Because, like, what do you think they normally get over at Miami New Times? I don't know.

They probably get 40 unique hits a day. Yeah. Shout out to 89. Yeah. Easily. At least 89. At least 89. All right, Dave, what do you got?

That's a funny joke. That is a you got? That's a funny joke. That is a funny joke. That's a funny joke. Shout out to everyone who participated on the internet that day. Good job. Good job, everyone. I think I'm going to play a tape. I'd like to see some, I'm sorry.

Yeah. I'd like to see some Olsen memes. Like his face with some little word. Get on that, Mike. Thought about it. You do internet stuff. I dabble. It could be like

a good guy Greg meme, but it's like a joke man Olsen joke. Well, there's that one picture of him where his face is all contorted. He's like, oh. That'd be a good one. Yeah, that'd be a good one. Make a meme out of that. Let's get on that. Let's get on that. Get on that.

Someone else get on it. We're all busy. Let's get on that. Let's get on that. Get on that. Someone else get on it. What were you going to? We're all busy. Hand me that red shell. Yeah, that guy right there. That's a bottle cap. There's a tape. It came out on a giant fern between, I think it's two Portuguese projects. Ooh.

And the one is called... They speak Portuguese in Brazil. Fair enough This one How do you say this? Duas semicolchias infertidas That's it I think it's I got Joe's giving you confirmation

That you got it right That's it And the B side is Kangara. No, that's wrong. Much easier. A giant fern who's known around these parts for those boxes, those wooden boxes that they make. This one does not come in one of those.

No. But it does have a nice, like the J card is like saddle stitched with a little booklet inside. It's real nice. The saddle stitch is a nice term. It's a true term for you there. That means it's stitched, right? It's stapled right on the spine. Yeah, it just means it's stapled.

The staple is perfect. You don't see it on the spine and you don't see it on the front. It's right... You know what I mean? That's what he's talking about. It is perfect. It's really nice all I mean? That's it. That's what he's talking about. Oh, it is perfect. Yeah. And it's really nice all around the Open that up and open that bad boy up, Jeff.

Geometrical. It's all red and white. It looks like a pizza box, kind of. We're going on a picnic. It looks like a Qbert level. Oh, that was a good one. That's a lot of triangles. That looks sharp.

It looks really nice yeah that's nice whoever does a giant fern really attention to detail with the packaging yeah really what side are you going to play I'm going to play the A side of the project name that I really struggled to say

well that was both right if you asked me you'd struggle with both of those no the B side was way easier Of the project name that I really struggled to say. Well, that was both, right? If you asked me, you'd struggle with both of those. No, the BSI was way easier. Duos semicolatierios inveritas. Yes, please. We're going to do that. All right. Well, here's what they just said from a split on a giant fern.

I believe it's a newer one. Yeah. And here's a newer one. Yeah. And here's a tasty taste. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo guitar solo Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. D-Sci. We'll just call it D-Sci. That's how it's abbreviated on the web. D-Sci. D-Sci.

Little D. Capital S-C-I. Yeah, C-I. Okay. I like that organ. Yeah, that organ. That tickled my feathers. It doesn't take much to tickle your feathers.

That means heavy. Well, no, but that did it. Tickled all the feathers. B-side's good, too. Similar vein on the B-side. You should definitely grab it. It's a good one. Nice.

All right, I'm about to get a little post-seasonal. Post-seasonal? Post-seasonal. I'm going to play something off this. Death Waltz Records just reissued a bunch of John Carpenter soundtracks on cassette. Today's getting serious. Why don't you pop that jacket on, Dave? I'm going to stay a little while.

I picked a few of them up yesterday. I got Halloween II and Halloween III. Season of the Witch. Nice. Picked them up at... Yeah, Halloween 2 and Halloween 3. Season of the Witch. Picked them up at... Yeah, Halloween 3 doesn't have Michael Myers in it, right? No, that's the one with the masks. They have kids... What happened to your arm?

What are you, a cutter now? Oh, shit. I don't know what that is. Oh, damn, a mall scratcher. I ran into a door. What's going on with you? Is it just there? No, it's everywhere. You ran into a door. What's going on with you? Is it just there? No, it's everywhere. You got cuts all over.

Wait a minute. I had a fight with a cat earlier. That's a big one. Yeah, I don't know where those came from. Those are some bad scratches. I'll put some balm on that.

Yeah, put a little balm on that. No one told you to put the balm on it. Who told you to put the balm on it? Yeah, Halloween 3 is the one where they have people

put on like, I think like a pumpkin mask or something like that. That's Pumpkinhead. Oh, that's Pumpkinhead. No, it's a pumpkin mask. And then they show a video or something, and then the mask kills them. The mask. The scream.

The scream mask kills them. Oh, all right. Somebody stop me. Yeah, I picked these up at, if you're in the Delaware area, jupiter records or philadelphia area yeah it's it's not even that far away uh from philadelphia google uh jupiter records it'll probably come up right away awesome record store local record store that opened up a few months ago they had these i like how on um the halloween 2 one it's like new artwork yeah because what's that nurse hat all about i don't know but i've never seen halloween 2 it's like new artwork. Yeah, because what's that nurse hat all about? I don't know. I've never seen Halloween 2.

I mean, the music's by John Carpenter and Alan Haworth, who does all the music with him. I think I read somewhere that this is new artwork by Alan Haworth. Oh, yeah? I don't know anything about that guy, but I looked him up

today to figure some stuff out. I think he done mostly like stuff for movies commercials but like he looks exactly like he should look like well i saw pictures from like the 70s but you know it's like him like at a desk with like just old synthesizers and an old like the first apple computer so it's probably not the 70s but picture any and uh any like computer programmer from like the 1980s like a tucked in brown shirt and like he's like staring over he's got like the big glasses yeah with the yeah yeah and he's got did he have maybe a bowl cut i don't remember but like it was i saw the long hair and a ponytail oh yeah of course he looks like that of course yeah but i'm gonna play a track off the A-side called Still He Knows, Murder Montage.

Ooh. This is a good one. So here it is off the Halloween II soundtrack, Death Waltz. The End Thank you. THE END The End Thank you. Thank you. John Carpenter in association with Alan Hillworth from the Halloween 2 soundtrack reissues on Death Waltz. These tapes are so fucking, like, it's so iconic. The cuts are so, like, you just, I haven't seen Halloween, any of the Halloween movies in I don't know how long.

I've only ever seen one. Well, excuse me, one. Yeah. As soon as you pop it in. They also have Assault on Precinct 13. I've never seen that. They remade that movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not the soundtrack from the remake. I forget the other one. There was one more that I saw. I don't know how many they reissued but I know I saw one more. I can't remember what the name of it was. Cool story. Thanks, man. Those are available, probably.

They're like editions of like 500 or something like that. What a story, Mike. I'm sure they're still available. Alright, B, what do you got? We got this in the mail bag last time from Kevillich? How do you think you say that? I would have said Kevillich. Kevillich? How do you think you say that? I would have said Kevillich.

Kevillich? Kevillich? Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah, I don't really know too much about this one. I guess it's self-released. Let me take a look. Yeah, take a look.

This is standard. But this might be a Philadelphia boy. It says recorded on trips to Philadelphia. I don't know. Maybe northeast somewhere. In 2013. What's it smell like? It's got a Philadelphia boy. It says recorded on trips to Philadelphia. I don't know. Maybe northeast somewhere? Maybe. In 2013. What's it smell like? It's got a good smell.

Did you go to the SoundCloud? There's a SoundCloud. New garden hose? New garden hose with a little moss. Summer rain. Decaying animal carcass. All that? I hate it when they say that. All that. Do they, wait. Do they say that in that wine? Decaying animal carcass. All that. I hate it when they say that. All that.

Do they, wait. Yeah, they say that in that wine. Decaying animal carcass? Yeah. Why would you want to drink something that smells like decaying animal carcass? It's like wet rocks, rat fight. Decaying flower. Yeah, when the one lady says she. Like decaying red rose.

Decaying red rose. One lady says how she licks rocks. Did you see that part? Oh, yeah. We're talking about did you see that oh yeah we're talking about that movie psalm which we started talking about in the last episode but mike fucking cut me off along here people like people who like do this like wine tasting must just be like bullshitting right i don't know but then they nail what the wine is yeah at the end you know they do all the stupid adjectives to describe it then they're like oh they don't know what they're drinking no and then they're like this oh, they don't know what they're drinking? No, and then they're like,

this is Italy, this was in the summertime, this is North Italy, this is this. And it smells of wet rocks. And they got it, and then they nail it. Yeah.

I would like someone to say, like, it smells like wet rocks, and someone else will sniff, and it's like, those rocks aren't that wet. Those are hoist rocks, asshole.

Damn. At best. You want to play the, the A side, rewind it though Oh Jesus Christ Mildly cold rain Could have been doing my wet rock bit while this was rewinded Well, so anyway, we'll play a little bit off the A side

Of this Kevill Lynch tape Smells good Well, don't just say go, because now I've got to rewind it Yeah, but they don't need to know that Because we could just stop right now. That's the magic of editing. The magic of editing. Like, we don't have to be doing this part while we wait for it to rewind.

We could stop recording and talk to each other, then play the tape and record it and meet them up. Don't stop them. So they never know. Don't stop them, Mike. They never know that the tape was rewinding the whole time. Kevlich self-titled cassette, probably self-released. Here's something from the A-side. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. so uh I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, that was Kevo Lynch.

Kevo Lynch. Kevo Lynch. That was tight. I like that. Yeah, it was good. A lot of different moods. It went from, you know, the... To the...

Possibly a Philly dude. Get in touch. I'd like to know if you have anything else out. And I don't feel like Googling it. So just get in touch. Old-fashioned, too. Snail mail. Yeah, get in touch. old fashioned too snail mail yeah wire

no like a do do do do do Morse code Morse code yeah Morse code wind talkers wind talkers find a wind talker

and get in touch with us Dave what do you got I'll do this tape that came out on Feather Coyote recently by a project called Raising Holy Sparks.

I like this one. Yeah, this is awesome. It's a double cassette. Irish dude. Irish dude, huh? Yeah, yeah. It's a bunch of people, right? Well, it's his solo project, but yeah, there's tons of people on it.

Oh, okay. Right on. He also does a similar project called United Bible Studies, I think. It's all free folky stuff but this is like this this has like that kind of stuff but then they also do sacred harp songs which is like acapella like protestant like they're kind of like hymns oh i guess and they also there's like a book of sacred heart oh sacred harp songs with like you know two or three hundred songs in it well that's weird yeah all right but um they do it really good they do them really good the whole thing kind of reminds me of uh six organs of admins like the whole

package the way you know it's kind of like there's songs thrown in and with like really like long form like droning stuff too. These are some of my favorite cases too. I'm sure I mentioned that before. Oh, I love these cases. But the double high Noroco cases. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it looks really awesome.

When I first saw these, it blew my mind. Yeah. And then when you found that they make the three ones. Oh, forget about it. I can't get the tapes back in. The three ones are awesome. You want to do them both, I think like that. Yeah, face each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to do them butt, I think like that. Yeah, face each other.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to do them butt to butt. Hand it over. Ass to ass. When I hold it, it's like when you go to the boardwalk and you sit on the big chair. They give you the fake pack of cigarettes that are all huge. I don't know what beach you went to. You've never seen it?

That's Wildwood, New Jersey, brother. I went to Wildwood Crest. Where? Wildwood Crest. It's right next to it. Where the poor families go? Yeah. Well, we had to go to the boardwalk

in Wildwood, but I don't remember them giving me big packs of cigarettes. Did you go? No, it's like you go on the boardwalk and there's a giant Lazy Boy. Huge. And they have all the props, like a giant thing of cigarettes and a giant soda can. And you sit on it like, oh, I got shrunk.

That's what I look like when I hold one of these cases. You sure it wasn't the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids set? At like Universal Studios where you could walk around, the ant was really big. You went to some like weird golf course off of Route 13. Your parents were like, this is the beach. We're at the beach, Mike. Where's the ocean?

Shut up. Sit on the lazy boy. Drives up in the summertime. Sit on Uncle Charlie's big lazy boy. Hand me this. Does it say who did the artwork for this tape It dries up in the summertime. Sit on Uncle Charlie's Big Lazy Boy. Hand me this. Does it say who did the artwork for this tape? That's a good question. It might on the inside.

Mike's got lots of questions. I got lots of... Lots of good ones. You know, that's how I approach life. Oh, my God. I dropped one tape, so we'll play the one that didn't fall. No, we're going to actually mix it up tonight. Ooh, I like that.

We're going to do it. A little bit from one, a little bit from another? You got it. Joe's got it. I internet tweeted about this team. About how...

Grow up. No, I sent out a tweet about how I really dug the artwork on this one and someone sent back like... How many twibbles did you get? I guess there's a... No, I sent out a tweet about how I really dug the artwork on this one, and someone sent back like... How many twibbles did you get? I guess there's eight and a half twibbles. I guess this is all like ink on canvas.

Oh, nice. Someone showed me a picture of the original one. Oh, yeah? It was like a bigger version of it. It's like an owl with antlers, and it's really awesome. It's got like a tape machine in its antlers. Yeah. He's tweaking something. Yeah, he's tweaking the tape tweaking it like uh terry riley or something playing with tape loops yeah an incredible incredible cover yeah so what do you want to

start with here dave yeah what are you doing here i'm gonna do a cut from the a side or a piece of a long cut from the a side on so side one. I'm sorry, yeah, side one. And then the other tape says two. Yeah, so tape one, side A. And then after that... All you want to do is put the cassette in the player. Oh, is that what you do? A little inside baseball for you. And then after that,

I want to play one of the Sacred Harp songs. They're pretty cool. On the end of... 2A. 2B. 2B. Yes. And then they should be queued up.

2B! And the name of the tape is Four Sacred Mountains, Raising Holy Sparks. The tape is called Era Manifestations. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm playing clean up over here. Raising Holy Sparks on Feathered Coyote. Just came out, number 27. Here's two cuts.

Two, two, two strips of bacon. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. And heaven's glory, all God's and heaven's idol shine. It makes one feel so humbly. I hear them speak with one's tongue. And hear their blessings not fade. with mother's love and leave her blessing to me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Farewell vain world, I'm going home My savior smiles and bids me come And I don't care to stay here long Sweet angels beckon me away To sing God's praise in endless day

And I don't care to stay here long Right up yonder, Christians way up yonder, Christians, way up yonder. Oh, yes, my Lord, for I don't care to stay here long. I'm glad that I am born to die from grief and woe. My soul shall fly and I don't care to stay here long. Bright angels shall convey me home, away to new Jerusalem, and I don't care to stay here long. Right up yonder, questions way up yonder. Oh, yes, my Lord,

for I don't care to stay here long. Right up yonder, questions way up yonder. Oh, yes, my Lord, for I don't care to stay here long. Raising holy sparks. Tight. That was good. Yeah.

Brother, where art thou? Yeah. I enjoyed that. Yeah. I was reading about that singing tradition. It's weird because apparently they don't like, it's like a Protestant thing that started in the South, and it's not meant for people to watch.

What do you mean? They all sit in four sections all facing each other, and it's all participatory. Nobody's supposed to be spectating. You're not like, someone's doing it, and an audience in an audience watch right exactly then they critique each other i got them a little inside baseball yeah but it's all like you know it's all acapella and they do like these weird like rhythmic like nong nong nong things behind it and stuff do that again i like that me and dave

are working on that we gotta practice a lot though it's pretty good all right i'll go next since that's the order play this new tape on house of alchemy from decimus uh tape called Tape called J-Y-E-S-T-H-A. That's it. Dude, there's always someone here to back someone up. That's why it works, people. We're a family. A guy named Pat Marino's project. Pat Marino?

Pat Marino. Why? What? Do you know who Pat Marino is? Isn't that from the Karate Kid? That's Mr. Miyagi. That's his name? Yeah. Are you sure? Pat Marino is? Isn't that... That's from The Karate Kid. That's... Oh, Mr. Miyagi. That's his name? Yeah.

Are you sure? Pat Marino? Yeah. Yeah, Mike, believe it or not. Jesus Christ. What? Wow, Mike. Didn't know.

Didn't know. Didn't know. I only watch The Karate Kid with Will Smith's son. That's the only one I watch. And I watch it all the time. It's always on. It's always on it's always even watch three with what's her face i got a separate tv that i'm just constantly streaming i think the one with will smith's kid is is the karate kid yeah and all the rest are karate kid

karate kid two karate kid three yeah uh this guy's a few other projects none of which i can pronounce none of which where's he from None of which. Where is he from? Can't pronounce that either. I didn't get that far into his bio. What hemisphere? It's one of them. This is a new one. House of Alchemy. House of Alchemy number 70.

770. They got a lot of tapes. Number 70, you jokester you turkey i stuttered a bit nice pretty purple shell uh it's a good looking one it is bonkers purple bubblegum what is bonkers purple bubblegum that shell color that's that shell color oh i thought maybe it was some kind of bubblegum for our youths it is bubblegum from the 50s. You never had bonkers? They didn't have bubblegum in the 50s. That's a 1960s technology right there.

Just chewed on tree bark. Alright, well let's play Jump in here. They had sarsaparilla flavors and black licorice. It was just root. Ginger root. Tarragon chew. Tarragon chew.

Billy, you clean up that cow carcass, I'll give you some tarragon chew. Sure thing, Paul. And he just takes his shotgun and he just shoots it away. Like one by one down the street, each shot moves the cow a little bit. Each piece comes wrapped in dry sage leaves. No, in leather. Each one comes wrapped in leather sage leaves. No, in leather. Each one comes wrapped in leather. You save it.

That's the outside pouch, but the inside is sage leaves. New Henemans pre-chewed tarragon. Henemans. Reach for a Henemans. All right, we'll hear something off of the A-side. Chew a Henemans. We'll just jump into wherever it is on the decimus tape. They all come with temporary tattoos, but they're just like shitty

stickers. They're made out of asbestos. They're not even like transparent sticky. They're like white. They have like a white cutout. Those are the 50s, man. It was hard. And they stick out like a quarter of an inch from the skin. They're really thick.

And they say they like a quarter of an inch from the skin. They're really thick. And they say, like, you know. They never come off, either. That's actually where tattoos came from. They thought they were temporary. They thought. They thought. All right. Decimus, House of Alchemy.

New one. Here it is. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Decimus. A decimus for the rest of us. What? New one on House of Alchemy. You tried to make that rhyme, but it really doesn't. It rhymes. Well, if you kind of like...

A decimus for the rest of us. If you mush mouth it a little bit, I guess it rhymes. Mike does like to mush mouth. I got a lot of mush in there. You got a lot of mush. I keep it clean. New one on House of Alchemy. Probably still available.

Edition of 100. Surf on over. Pat Moreno. Guy from Karate Kid. Will Smith's dad. I thought he died, but, you, but some posthumous work. Decimus, dude, has a lot of shit out, by the way. Is that right?

Posthumous, yeah. This guy has a lot of stuff out. He has a bunch of LPs that are like Decimus 9, Decimus 8, Decimus 6, Decimus 7, Decimus 3, Decimus 2, Decimus 5. Is there a 1? Well, it's just Decimus. No, there's a Decimus 1. Oh, wow. There's a Decimus 11. Is there a self? Well, it's just Decimus. No, there's a Decimus 1. Oh, well. There's a Decimus 11.

Is there a self-titled? It's got some stuff on it. It'd be crazy if there was a self-titled and a Decimus 1. That would be crazy. That would be crazy. You know what? I think there is a self-titled tape on Brave Mysteries. Blow my mind here.

Everyone cool out. Just everyone cool out a minute. Somebody should start a project where everyone is like, it means like the first. Or it kind of like implies the first. Like Roman numeral one and then just the number one. And then first. Call it first. First. And then

one. One. Spell it out. Spell it out. Yeah. Yeah. And then uno. Uno. Yeah. Alpha. Alpha. The first. The first. Yeah. Good one. Alpha. Alpha. The first. The first. Yeah. The one.

The Roman numeral one. Yeah. You go through all those. Beginning. You call it A. Well, A. I don't know, Joe. You're pushing it.

You're pushing it, Joe. Maybe that's B-sides for the ones. Ooh. Got you. Got you. Mike likes. All right. What do you got, Joe?

We got sent this William Clay Martin tape A new one, Sadler Local boy From Delaware that we've never met and he may not exist Somebody's pranking us Someone might be pranking us Funny that you say send to us It came in the mail

And you guys live like five blocks away Did not come in the mail Actually I have a pretty good story about this Let's hear it i like so about maybe i don't know set it all up this isn't a lights out story but actually you know what tabs out tabs out lights out because i'm feeling pretty good about this all right um so like i don't know three weeks ago something like that i'm in bed it's like it's like i don't know uh two in the morning or something like that i wake up and i see like sirens or not i don't see sirens so you take mushrooms and you're seeing sound yeah no i see like isn't that like the women from like that like you know they sing oh sirens oh

yeah i see like the odyssey i see i see lights like police lights okay see some lights and i go to my window because it seems like a lot. So I go to my window, and I can't really, they're down the block, and I'm trying to look, but I can't really see. To the left or to the right? To the left. Okay. And I'm looking down Jackson Street, but I can't really see it. So I'm like, well, let me, and I'm still like asleep.

But I'm like, what is going on? Something huge is going on. Because it seems like a hundred cop cars. Keep in mind, like i just woke up and like i'm not really awake so i run downstairs i open the front door and when i open the front door there's a package like in between my screen door and my front door and for a moment while i'm like half asleep and there's all these sirens outside or lights or whatever in my head i'm thinking oh my god is that a bomb and i'm like afraid to pick it up because i'm like you know i'm out and then

i kind of noticed there's only two cop cars down the block they pulled over like a van and this tape this package says tabs out on the thing so it's probably not a bomb and it was the uh three copies of this tape nice from yeah from, we should mention again, from a dude, you can turn the light on now. From a dude, ooh, turn it back off. That's harsh. Jesus Christ, what do I got, 80 watts? You don't have a dimmer on that? Okay, two 80 watt bulbs up there.

Yeah, a dude that we have not met. Doesn't, I haven't seen him come out. Hasn't asked to play a gig. Yeah, I don't know anything about him. How many people like that do you think there are in Delaware? Seven. Well, more and more because there was that new guy um john paul jr at jamie orlando jamie orlando at the last show which is you think that's his real name i don't know that's a porno name

what did you say it was dave oh you said it was um fuck oh and saved by the bell uh when they had the guy like the the actor come to to shoot the anti-drug commercial, but he was smoking a joint in the bathroom. Yeah, that's Jamie Orlando. It's okay, I'm Jamie Orlando. It definitely doesn't seem like a real name. Yeah, it seems weird to live in a place like Delaware that's so small and to have just jammers that are just coming.

Just pop out of nowhere? Unless he's a cop. Might be a cop. He's a cop to trying to bust the ganja scene um okay back to uh william clay martin saddler cassette tape self-released it's a really nice uh presentation really fucking nice yeah this uh the whole shit oh what's that two Two panel? Yeah, really nice artwork. Really put together nicely. Self-released. What are you going to play?

Something off the A side? Yeah. I like that it still has a catalog number, though, and it's his initials. Does it? Oh, shit. WCM 002. In case he gets up to 100. You never know.

You never know. Things might really pick up. She gets crazy. Yeah, one day you find yourself bedridden. 2014 is going to be the year. He's looking in the mirror. This is it. This is it.

He's hitting his chest like they do. It's time to hone your craft. Oh, man. All right. Well, here's something from the William Clay Martin cassette Sadler. Self-release tape. Local boy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. We'll see you next time. yeah maybe he's actually made out of clay and he can't leave that's why the house because he has to kind of get remolded golems golems golems golems golems scroll in their mouths yeah they have a scroll yeah it's a jewish thing like yeah jewish like a scroll in their

mouth and then they come to life they do yeah yeah there was a a run on supernatural with a golem golem golem there was a yeah they had a golem. Golem. Golem. Golem. Golem. There was a, yeah, they had a golem. That's still on, huh? Supernatural? Yeah. Supernatural? Is that what it's called?

Supernatural. Supernatural. Supernatural? Supernatural? Supernatural. Supernatural. Supernatural. Yeah, that's on.

It's good. I stopped. The angel shit died, and where he was the vessel for the Ant antichrist and the other dude was the vessel i just got it got i don't pay that much attention to it like i know there is how do you know it's good it's one of those shows that you don't really i don't really you don't follow it what do you mean don't follow it that's that's the show you follow it there's a story out you're in and out you know that's not how i do shows like a desperate house wives you don't have to pay attention you do have to pay attention

but it's that kind of television yeah right Dave what I don't know what you're talking about Dave what's desperate housewives that's a Dave show Tuesday night boys

you know what's on night what is not really gonna pay attention to it golden girls marathon not gonna pay attention but what's Nicole getting up to

today actually golden girls is a fine show that's a really good joke yeah Mike yeah Mike likes golden Golden Girls Marathon. Not going to pay attention, but what's Nicole getting up to today? Actually, Golden Girls is a fine show. That's a really good show. Mike likes Golden Girls. I'm a big fan of Golden Girls. Golden Girls is good. Yeah, it was good.

All right, Dave. Still good. What do you got? I'm sure. I don't have cable, but I'm sure it is. What do you got, Dave? It's my turn, motherfucker. What do you got, Dave? It's motherfucker my turn. What do you. It's motherfuck my turn.

What do you got? Dave's Corner needs a theme song. What do you got? Dave's Corner. Get Jesse on that. Get Jesse DeRosa on that. This is a tape. This is real nice.

This is a tape. What do you got? That's their chlorine that came out on. They recalled that. This is a tape by Project Cloud. Is there chlorine that came out on... They recalled that. Don't put that in your pools. What is this label? Of plants. It's a Brooklyn label. Of plants? Of plants. What are you doing here? Of plants or of

plants? Of. What the hell are you doing over there? Oh, you're leaning. I thought you were just... It was weird. I didn't see that. Just like mummy in it? Yeah. I thought you were just... It was weird. I'm late on the beer glass. I didn't see the... Yeah, I didn't see the... Just like mummy in it? Yeah.

I thought you were just doing that. That'd be weird if I was just extending my hand at you. No, I'm so red. I don't know. I've got a lot of weird shit going on. I think I have... What's the thing you get? Scoliosis.

Shingles. Don't get shingles. You don't want that. That's real painful. No, I don't want that. No, you don't want that at all. You like blisters and stuff. It's like chicken pox, right? When it comes back? Yeah, when it comes back, right?

Well, the shingle virus is inside all of us. But don't you have to have chicken pox to get shingles? If you had chicken pox, the shingle virus is inside of you. Okay, so it's not inside all of us. Because if you didn't have chicken pox. Stacy never had chicken pox.

Are you serious? Yeah. How old is she? Well, a lady, a real lady never tells her age. She's in her 30s and she's never had chicken pox? Mm-mm. If you, she could die if she gets a little young. I know.

Jesus Christ. Because she could get them when she was driving. That's why you get them young. Because if you get them when you're old and you're driving, you can crash. I remember it wasn't a big deal. I just had a couple little, like, hurdy bumps. Has your kid had chicken pox? No.

Chicken pox is such a funny sounding... Chicken pox. Chicken pox. Chicken pox. Small pox. Yeah, small pox. Everything's a pox. A pox on you.

All right, what do you got here? Olive plants. No, that's the name of the label, Mike. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm sorry. It's a project called... You got a little alky in him. Saturday night, boys.

It's a project called Esther Chlorine. I think it's the dude that does this label that's out of Brooklyn. And also the dude... What's his name, Greg? Is it Greg Garbage? Oh, that does too. From Turmeric Ranch? Turmeric Ranch.

Yeah, which is. You've got a good story about him. I've got, well, it's kind of an interesting story. You've got a story about him. That's not a good one. I mean, it's good. Apparently, these dudes were on tour back in September, and they played in Millsboro, Delaware. Yeah, that's weird.

It was just like totally, I had no idea there was like- Which is like nowhere Delaware. Yeah. Yeah, once you get to the lower part. Not that there's like, you know, the big city in Delaware, but like there's Northern Delaware, which is like where things- The tip. The tip, just the tip.

Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty weird that they play. I want to know where they play down there. There's a house show, right? Yeah, there's some house show down there. Huh. Just the tip. Yeah, it's pretty weird that they play. I want to know where they play down there. There's a house show, right? Yeah, there's some house show down there. Huh. It's weird. That is weird.

So there might be a scene there. There might be. But that one dude that does Feline Triumph said that there's like nothing that happens down there. What's this, in a crayon box? He said that it's basically just like him and his friends get together and jam sometimes. Oh, you know what I really like about this tape? It comes in a little cardboard box.

Like a Brad Pack. It's spray painted all silver on the outside with a black dusting. Then there's a picture glued on the front and a little thing glued on the back. When you open it up, it's all black with red speckles everywhere. I like this knockout right there.

They don't usually have those, right? Yeah, that's nice, right? The two inside flaps are cut out so you see the spools and stuff. This is nice. I like this. Oh, you got a little thing in here. It's a little sticker and a tiny little booklet. Oh, this is a nice little presentation.

What else? Do you know what else of Plants is released? Nothing that I'm familiar with. They've got like 12 or 13 releases out there. I see this is number nine. Pro-dub, too. Yeah. Nice black tape with silver imprint.

It all goes really well. This is a nice little package. Yeah, and I think this dude and... It's a pretty little one. These two dudes are also in that Project Mundo Animal as well. Or at least this dude is on one of the Mundo Animal tapes. El Mundo. That's what you say in Mexican bingo.

It's probably Mundo Animal, right? Yeah. That's what you say, what? In Mexican bingo, when you have bingo. Uh-huh. El Mundo. Do you make the face that you just made? Yeah. Okay. I believe that means the world

the world the world telemundo telemundo telemundo mundo is world i think it's world i also really like this image on the front here with this native american fella all cut up i don't like... I don't like it. You don't like it? No, I'm just kidding. I like it. This is all... Because I normally don't like tapes that come in like little... Like Lucy's.

I don't like Lucy's. Yeah. Lucy Goosey cardboard guys. Lucy Goosey. But I like this. This is very nicely put together. All right, Dave, why don't you introduce us to the Noplar's Play? So...

Now I'm doing... I forget the name of the project, so I thought you would say it. Oh, okay. It's Esther Chlorine. Esther Chlorine. And what... I don't know the name of the tape. I can't read it.

Pfft. Hello, Lundo. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Here he comes. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Esther Chlorine. Penumbra cassette. That was fun, right? That was really good. Of plants. Still available from the label, it looks like. I'm looking at the site right now.

I don't hear a lot of stuff like that anymore, really. Yeah. That kind of lo-fi junkie sort of i like muddy stuff that's a good america magnitudes has stuff like that out too yeah man i say that's one of the better labels that's did they just start this year uh they i think it was like either the end i know i just discovered them myself like this year but yeah but they put out like 30 tapes yeah yeah i would say like out of there's been a lot of good shit that started in 2013 label wise yeah a lot like uh nominal

loom that holly waxwing label yeah uh horror fiction uh a lot of good shit i would say like turmeric magnates is probably one of my favorites yeah um out of the stuff that i've heard they send a nice little chunk over, like seven or eight tapes, but it's all really good stuff. It's weird. They started with like a seven inch too. And then after that,

it was like all cassettes. Oh, really? Yeah. Who was the seven inch? I can't remember. I think it was like one of their projects. Okay, right on. Is it just the Greg Garbage dude

who does that label? Yeah, but I mean, as far as I know, yeah. As far as I know. Nice. But he's like involved in a lot of it seems like a lot of like people that he knows that kind of like circulate and like you know do different you know different projects right on kind of all right i'm gonna play one here oh it's a pinky it's a pinky a It's a pinky. A pinky Descadero off the No Kings imprint. Lee Noble's label out of California.

I don't know who either of these projects are. The project we're going to play is... Joe, can you say that? Trabajo. No, what's the other side? That means work. That's what I said. Madru. Madru Gappa.

Yeah, Madru... Madru Gappa? Madru Gappa, yeah. Yeah, like a Kweli. I don't think that's Spanish. Like, if you whispered it, that's Indian Spanish. Right? That's Hindi. Unless it's two words that are pressed together in Spanish.

Thanks, Mike. I wasn't finished talking. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. I thought you were done. I thought you were done. It sounded like you came to a very you know it was the end. Quiet, Dave. Mike wants to talk. Yeah, go ahead. You boys just quiet down. Like the fire.

Turn it back on because I want to point out how I like this. Point out something. Go ahead. This pink shell. I like this. This gun. My God.

In case you don't know why we're laughing, I'm making fun of Mike's fingers. Well, it's like when you have a shotgun and it's off a little bit, you overcompensate. So when I point at something, I know to go a little bit to the left. I like this gold imprinting on the pink shell. It looks very nice. It does look nice. It comes off. Oh, is that imprinting?

It's not brown. No, it's imprinting. Oh, that's tight. Is that gold? And then I think it's gold, gold on pink. I think it looks a little brownish because it's on pink. Because it's pink.

But I really like that. You know, the classic. Let me get my hands on that. Classic Lee Noble design J cards. I like that that. The classic... Let me get my hands on that. Classic Lee Noble design J cards. I like that pink. Yeah, that's really nice. That's a hot pink. That's a hot pink.

That's all letterpress stuff that he does, right? No, it was letterpress stuff. He used to do all letterpress stuff, but now he has... I forget the name of the copier. It's a certain kind of copier that he has in his house that he uses to print all his J cards. This is vibrant colors.

His design is definitely looks like old letterpress stuff. The feel, the paper, and everything, too. Yeah. Hand me that tape over here. Play something a little bit off this

Chabahu side. Just hand it to me. hand me that tape over here so play something a little bit off this trabajo side just hand it to me you know I don't want to work for it I'm not too familiar with this project but I was listening to this tape earlier it's really good alrighty so here it is No Kings, it's a newer one

trabajo from a split with somebody else here it is. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 He's a good splicer. Trebajo from the split with Madrugafa on No Kings, a new one. I think still available from the label. Those No Kings stuff tends to... Are you squashing my head, Joe? Yeah. Don't squash my head.

Don't squash his head, Joe. What if it really worked? What if that was the time it really worked? If I had fingers that could connect, if I could make my pointer, my index, hit the thumbs, yeah.

I might somehow, Actually, it can be straight, so. They end up knuckle to knuckle every time. I can't, I'm not really sure how. Like some weird wire stripper or something. All right, you go. It's like one's a deflated balloon and the other one's a corn on the cob.

All right, Joe, what do you got? I'm tempted and I might just do it. The mystery tape? The mystery tape. Don't play that because I don't know how we're going to list it on the site. Question marks. Just question marks? Just question marks.

Someone sent us a tape. With nothing. Nothing. I'm also worried that if it had something, an indicator, but I lost it. You want to play it anyway? I want to play it anyway. Maybe he introduces himself. A blue sky for the cover.

Would you say that's sky? Yeah, it's a sky. Sky-like? It's a sky. Sky? Yeah, it's a sky. It's like a cloudy sky, and then the tape with the, it's the sky. Sky-like? It's the sky. Sky? Yeah, it's the sky. It's like the cloudy sky, and then the tape with the... It's like land.

It's sort of mountainous. That might be a beach, right? Yeah. Maybe. Got all the elements. Earth, wind, and fire. Earth, wind, and fire. There's a red leader.

That's the fire. Okay. I was just going to ask where the fire was. It's a shorty, too, right? Yeah. Oh, that's real short. What is that? Like a C-10?

If that? Screwless tape here. Yeah, but no indicator, no indication of who this is. Anywhere. I feel like we must be missing something. Like if you hold this up to the light. Yeah, let me see it in the light. Do you remember if this just came from the light?

Do you remember if this just came from one tape? Do you want to smell it? Any indications in the scent? It's woody. Yeah. It's nutty. Nutty. It's pine.

Wet rock. I don't know. Wet rock. Its project is from South Carolina. The Carolinas. The Carolinas. South Carolina.

All right. Well, here is a mystery. A mystery one. Oh, that smells probably so gross. I wish we knew who it was because I could say how I don't like how there's a little bit of white on the top and the bottom of this J card. But who do I direct the anger towards?

Yeah, mystery tape. If you're hearing this and it's you, don't tell us. Yeah, don't tell us. I like a little mystery in my life. Here it is mystery cassette Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, that was We Have No Idea. Yeah. Do we get to name it until we figure it out Yeah Dave named it Spice Spice

I'm gonna call it Hot Pulp Hot Pulp But he already named it Spice So we'll say That was Spice From the Dave Hot Pulp Hot Pulp

What was it You wouldn't name the label Joe Hot Pulp Scramble I'm an egg beater Egg beater recordsater Egg beater records Egg beater records number one Please whoever sent that Yeah yeah whoever if that's you

Fess up come clean Mike might have lost the info he doesn't remember getting it Yeah it was just it was in the It was in the mail bag Sorry to listen to the b-side a little bit too B-side sounded pretty good I'm listening on the way home That was a tight one Alright Tate what do you? You got one that we know

what it is? Maybe. Yeah, I'm going to play a tape from Spirit Throne. Spirit Throne. Yeah, which is

somewhat of a local label. Somewhat of a local label by dude Max Gamble. And is he back in Delaware now? Yeah, he is. He was down in Virginia for a while. He was recently in RDA.

And this is a tape by a dude named Brian Green. And it's called 06070812. Is that a phone number? Is that the code for Mike Tyson's Punch Out? Oh, it might be. Go right to Iron Mike. Nope. He has like a stand-up thing Tyson's punch out? Oh, it might be. You go right to Iron Mike. Nope. He has like a stand-up thing now.

Mike Tyson? Yeah, it's on HBO. Stand-up comedy? I mean, it's kind of comedy. I haven't watched it. I heard about it. Have you seen... Was Thras like depressing?

No, like he's just talking about his life or whatever, but in like a comical way. I don't even know if it's on or what the deal is, but he was going to have like a cartoon on Adult Swim. Really? Where it was like him and a pigeon and they like solved crimes or something like that what does he flip pigeons he flips pigeons right flips pigeons you don't know what that is no is that like when you flip a house but it's a pigeon you buy a pigeon you fix it up you get a new feathers you sell pigeons is like you it's a hood term people in the hood who raise pigeons on the roof and then you train

them you train them to do to do things and they and they do things in the air, and it signals stuff for a variety of things. Really? Yeah. I didn't know anything about this. I like that. You ever seen Ghost Dog? I saw Ghost Dog with Forrest Whitaker.

Yeah. A long time ago. I hated that movie. He floats pigeons. Oh, yeah? In real life, or Ghost Dog? Ghost Dog. You didn't like Ghost Dog? You didn't like Ghost Dog?

You didn't like Ghost Dog? No, I didn't like it. Really? Wasn't there... No, I haven't seen it in like 10 years, but wasn't there like a storyline with like an ice cream man who only spoke French? Uh-huh. Yeah.

And they had like conversations. They don't have conversations, but they understand each other. But there was something like the ice cream man would say like in French how like they're really good friends and he'd say back, I don't understand you, but I can tell that you're saying we're really good friends. Oh, you know what? Here's what I didn't like. When he sees Rizzo on the street and that part's stupid. No, he was in the basement of a house and he unscrewed a pipe

and stuck a gun up and it shot straight up as if the pipe from the sink just went straight down to the basement. I mean, it curls one time right underneath the sink usually. Not those old ones. Not the, what? Dave, what? It doesn't have to do that in the basement. I mean, it curls one time right underneath the sink, usually. Not those old ones. Not the... What? Dave, what? It doesn't have to do that in the movie. Hey, I like my shit to be... I like reality.

Desperate Housewives. Stuck on You. He loves Stuck on You. Loved it. Goldie 3. Goldie 3, Legend of the Golden Bears. It's a very realistic film. Bears ride bikes all the time. He only did that in the beginning.

What do you got, Dave? Are you serious? Pass it over. Pretty nice looking tape. Do we know who Brian Greene is? Just some dude. I think he's from the East Coast somewhere. Maybe being Greene.

Maybe. I want to say maybe in the New England area. Are you guessing based off the smell? New England area. East coast. Why are you guessing this?

Sandwich, Massachusetts. I think I was supposed to put a tape out for him before I stopped doing the label. Bummed about it? Probably not. But for some reason, I remember him being like a New England dude. Might be wrong.

All right, well, here's something off. What do you got this one, Side A? Yes. Something off of the Brian Gre Cassette on Spirit Throne Here's a cut The Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. The The so so Thank you. The The The I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. The I'm going to go ahead and do it off. I'm going to go ahead and do that. The The I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. Brian Green off of Tape on Spirit

a bunch of numbers where's he living you found out where he's living now right yeah he bunch of numbers. Where's he living? You found out where he's living now, right? Yeah, he's in, it says he's currently living in Asheville, North Carolina. That's his ghost? Yeah.

Ping Pong. Yeah. Close enough. Close enough. He may have been in New England at one point. He's in North America. I mean, Jesus Christ can be great. Well, after watching

the How the Universe Works special, you know. I know where everybody lives. Let's not talk. We're on Earth. It's a small enough place. We're here. Whatever.

All right. I'm going to play a tape that was new. You don't want to talk about the universe and space? Space is crazy. Oh, I have no problem with it. I have a huge problem with it. I have many problems with it. A new Factotum batch just came out.

The work cloud is crazy. A huge Factotum batch just came out. The War Cloud's crazy. A huge Factotum batch. Big batch. Big one. Going to play... I don't know which... Double stuff. Here's another mystery.

Double stuff? This is like our third mystery tape. Because this is the developer Jason Zay's split. But I don't know which side is which. On the tape, it says developer slash Jason Zay. So you figure developer will be on the A side. But on the website, it says Jason Zay slash developer. I think the side I'm going to play is developer, though,

if I had to guess. You just queued up to something? You're changing your guess now. I was just listening to it. I'll rewind it. You're changing your guess now. I'm going to go with developer. I think it's developer.

I like... Factotum always uses the same kind of paper, like this, it's like classic linen paper. Feel that. It's got a little, look at it in the light.

It's got a little tooth to it. It's not really toothy. What is a tooth? What are you talking about when you say tooth? Tooth is like tooth texture of the paper. What's the difference?

So, just any texture? So, you got a watercolor paper. Versus, a cold press watercolor paper versus a cold press watercolor paper versus a hot press hot press doesn't have any tooth

smooth smooth completely smooth and this is like a like printer paper printer paper no tooth no tooth yeah

and then you got like a 120 pound cold press watercolor paper you know it's got some tooth but you got 300 pounds who's the paper expert here Joe knows Joe knows lots about paper

yeah you know about paper too? I know a little about paper. Mike knows about binding and saddle stitching. Is that what you called it? Saddle stitching? Saddle stitch. Yeah, saddle stitch.

It's just a staple in the spine. You're just pushing a staple into a piece of paper. Saddle stitch, you do it manually though, right? What do you mean? Like a manual, like you don't have you do it manually though right what do you mean like a manual like you don't have like an actual stapler like you had well a stitcher you have a straight piece of a stitcher will be a spool of wire and you have the spool the wire up and it makes this like a staple okay it's not like a bunch of it's not gonna stapler you have all the staples that are already

yeah it's just a spool of wire that... And it cuts the wire into a little staple thing. Oh, I see what you did there. I mean, he just may have used a stapler for that, a giant fern tape. That I'm not sure with. Mike, there's a kid crying in the house. Yeah, I know. I'm trying to ignore it, Dave.

Shut that door. That's what you do with kids when they're crying. You just ignore them. Yeah, you just ignore it and you get through your podcast. Drink your beers. This will all work its way out in the end, Dave. Drink your beers. Smoke your drugs.

Allegedly. All right, well, let's play, I believe, Developer. If it turns out it's Jason's day, we'll change it. We'll follow all the paperwork. We'll get it changed up. But here is off of a new one on Factotum. Thank you. so I'm going to go to the other side. so Thank you. so so I'm going to go to the next one. I-10, I-10 East so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. possibly developer i'm thinking now jason zay after hearing it again i think it's pronounced zay zay that's what iay. Zay. Yeah. That loop at the end had me thinking that it's Jason Zay.

Jason Zay. We'll figure all that out in post. Timothy. What? Huh? Timothy. Timothy. What's that from?

How come you're not doing the hand, Dave? Because it's not funny when I do it. Key and Peele. You didn't watch that one? Sub 2 Teacher 1? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were talking about that before. Yeah, that's good.

All right. New one on Factotum. Brand new batch. Giant one. All still available, I believe. All right, Joe. What do you got? We'll play something we just got from Staghair.

Angel Tech. Space Slave. Space Slave. Yeah, what was the other one on space slave do you have it dave yeah i do it's over here both these like just came out um righteous acid and did we look up did phil french do the artwork he did yeah he did it for both tapes. Phil French from Stunned. Stunned Fame. Stunned Fame. I was looking for the word there. And they look... Pronounced famed.

Are these hand-painted? Are these... Oh, I don't know. Kind of like NNA? Is that labels hand-painted? I think this one is. Look at that. Let me see.

It's got a little tooth to it. Oh, that's got tooth. Oh, yeah, that's got tooth. There's a bubble. That feels like it's been through the laundry. Yeah, this one's hand-painted. This one, maybe a little bit. They're running out of paint. Just some light pastel work.

Yeah. I got vocab too, boys. This is a stunned release. It's got another card on the inside. And the card is printed on heavier paper than the cover. Not die cut, though. No, it's not round-cornered. And then it's got the inside, the black and white inside.

This is just a stunt tape. Wait a minute. I thought stun stopped putting out stuff. Do we know who Staghair is? I've never heard the name before. I looked it up. Garrick something? Garrick? Yeah. I don't up. Garrick something? Garrick?

Yeah. I don't know. I know we're not playing this tape, but this other tape, get a look at that one too. It's like digital collage. That's very pretty. Yeah, I saw these on the internet, on the webs, on Web 2.0, but having them right in front of you, they're eye-popping.

They get you. Really nice. Ooh, the card with the cover on that one. Yeah, that's awesome. There's a lot going on here. Wow, these look awesome. I like the name Righteous Acid. And I like how it's a subtitle tape,

but then it just says Righteous Acid again. Righteous Acid. Yeah, Righteous Acid. Righteous Asset. Righteous Asset. These are awesome. I didn't get either one of these, did I? Nope.

Luck of the draw. That's how it works, boys. Well, here's a... We'll jump right in here. This is a cold listen for all of us, right? Yeah. The Stag Hair...

I'm looking for the name of the... Angel Tech. Angel Tech cassette. A brand, brand, brand new one. On Space Slave. And here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. See the stars

See the stars See the stars See you next time. Thank you. To run To run To run To run To run See the stars See the stars See the stars So

So So Star Shimmer All right, that was Stag Hair, Angel Tech. Shit, man. That was awesome. That was incredible. Yeah, can't wait to get into the rest of that one. I like on his Discogs page, Garrick Biggs, It says he's part of the New Weird Utah crowd. You think there's an old weird Utah crowd?

So you think he's Mormon? I don't know. Maybe that's a genre. Maybe it's a genre. New Weird Utah crowd. Well, New Weird Utah is in quotes crowd along with and then it gives like some other human, navigator, seven feathers, rainwater,

silver antlers, sparks and sp spools but do you think there was like an original weird utah crowd and then they kind of like joe said the mormons the mormons do you think the mormons were the first one yeah the first ones and then um lds that is mormons so you think all these people are all in one family and then like the straight edge they're like because there was like a yeah those are like a straight edge like salt lake serious salt lake city straight edge hardcore scene like they were serious uh-huh the rivals fuck you up you know i mean you think they're rivals and maybe i hope so yeah yeah uh dave what was the other name of that new space slave tape that you had uh righteous acid righteous acid and uhag Hair. Brand new ones.

That one obviously sounded incredible. They both look pretty fucking awesome. Pick those up if you're so inclined. If you're so inclined. If you feel like it. I'm not going to tell you what to do. But if you want to do it. What do you want to do?

This paper definitely has tooth. Enough with the tooth. What do you got, Dave? What do you want to play? I think I'll do my last one here. All right. What do you got, Dave? What do you want to play? I think I'll do my last one here. Alright, what do you got? Take us out. Oh no, Mike will take us out.

I'll take it out, yeah. I'm going to play this tape that came out on Godmode. Horse Love or Fats. I thought we played this already. No, we played Yvette. Horse Lover Fats. Horse Lover Fats. I thought we played this already.

No, we played Yvette. Okay, but we definitely talked about this one. That's a neon right there. Yeah, I know, right? There's a lot of like about this tape. This is like a Ninja Turtles accessory. Did you find the turtles? Yeah, I watched a few of them. The theme song, Dave, there's a live-action turtle show, Ninja Turtles show.

They're not teenage anymore. They're just Ninja Turtles. Well, I think he couldn't buy that. I don't know. You know what I mean? Well, they grew up. They're in their 20s. How's it go?

Ninja Turtles, Ninja Turtles. Yeah, but there's a part when they say how they're going to fight, and they won't stop until the morning light. So all you have to do to beat them is to just wait for the sun to come up, and they're like, we had enough. We're done. We're done. What do you think about the fifth turtle? Mona Lisa, is that her name? No, no, no.

No, it's Venus de Milo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you guys know who wrote the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song? No. Chuck Lorre. Who's that? He's like an actor and like director this guy which theme song the one we're talking about the original cartoon

okay here's a half shell that one yeah they're the world's most fearsome fighting teenage mutant ninja they're heroes in a half shell and they're green when the evil shredder attacks these turtle boys don't cut a nose like a teenage mutant ninja turd he wrote like I think he's

wrote like dumb shows like Dharma and Greg and Big Bang Theory and stuff oh yeah yeah yeah he wrote that song good for him yeah not only

Donatello does machines no give me a break yeah I was trying to think I was trying to think of those the ones Raphael is cool but. Give me a break. Yeah. I was trying to think. That's what I was trying to think of. There was the one. Raphael is cool but rude.

Give me a break. Michelangelo is a party dude. And then there's a. Because he's skateboarding or something wild. Horse Lover Fats. This is a really good tape. I like how on the B side it's just the A side reversed. Oh, he did Roseanne, too.

Oh, really? He wrote Roseanne or he wrote the theme song? He has conquered the entertainment industry. Good for him. Hit shows like Grace Under Fire, Dharma and Greg, Roseanne, and Sybil. Grace Under Fire was a good one. Get off the table. Two and a Half Men.

Wow, man. Are you saying he wrote the songs for all these? Or he was a writer for the show He was a writer for those shows But he also wrote the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song Jack of all trades Jack of two trades Here you go you want this Yeah hand that one over

Horse Lover Fats Pierre Which is the name of this puppy dog on the cover here Oh he's cute he's a Britney Spaniel A what A Britney Spaniel I don't know if that's a Britney's cute. He's a Britney Spaniel. A what? A Britney Spaniel. A Britney Spaniel? I don't know if that's a Britney Spaniel, actually. What is a Britney Spaniel? It's a type of dog. I never heard that before in my life. A Britney

Spaniel? I thought it looked like a chihuahua mixed with a corgi or something. Didn't you watch the dog show on Thanksgiving? A little bit. What? I did. I like the hound category. The hound group. Blood hound. They're always too close to their buttholes.

They're always doing something with their buttholes. Like looking at them. Oh, you mean the trainers or the judges? You thought also about the judges' buttholes? Like they're looking at the dogs and they're just picking them? That's a Britney Spaniel. That doesn't look like this dog. Well, I know.

I said that. So you were wrong. Yeah, but that is a Spaniel. What kind of Spaniel? I don't know like this dog. Well, I know. I said. So you were wrong. Yeah, but that is a Spaniel. What kind of Spaniel? I don't know. Pepe. Boston Terrier. A Pepe Spaniel?

That's not a Boston Terrier. It's a Corgi. Corgi. It's not a Corgi. It's a dog. Its name is Pierre, which is the name of the tape. A Weimaraner. Or Sluggerfans.

God mode, number 38. I believe this is a pretty fresh one. Yeah. We got it not that long ago. The A side. Are you playing the A side or are you playing the B side, which is the A side in reverse? No, we're going to play the A side, but if you do want to hear the B side, all you got to do is reverse this podcast. Oh, good point.

If anyone's got some free time. We got hidden jokes if you play it backwards. Fresh material. Or maybe if you play it backwards, it gets real dramatic. Oh, it gets real dramatic. Oh, it's like serious? It's like MASH without the music? Without the laugh track. Without the music.

Did you guys see that post? Who wrote the MASH theme song? Chuck Lorre. Did you guys see that thing that Garfield minus Garfield, their Facebook posted about the Wonder Years? If you take away the narration, Wonder Years is 95 people just staring at each other and there's this there's a scene where like the mom's like kevin

is that blood on your shirt and there's like two minutes of them just staring at each other and he goes no it's ketchup was that edited was that edited at all yeah because it goes back and forth with the mom staring at him and then him staring back at her and then the mom's opening the fridge and getting something out and it's back to him I thought it was I thought that was like a joke

no that's pretty funny there's a lot of narration under here someone just re-edited the Dark Crystal and took out all the like narration

and evidently it's supposed to be creepier oh yeah yeah cause the beginning I don't know if you are familiar with that Jim Henson movie

yeah beginning there's narration and they show the Skeksis castle or whatever and the music's in the background Oh, yeah? Yeah, because the beginning... I don't know if you're familiar with that Jim Henson movie. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Beginning, there's a narration, and they show the Skeksis castle or whatever, and the music's in the background, but they took out the words, so it's just this ominous music, and it's like two minutes long, just like, you know, scary music with lightning, and then, you know, then the castle. Yeah. That's pretty good. That's awesome.

Nice. I like any good edit. I like when they take the movies and they make a new trailer for them. Like they'll do The Shining, but they'll make it into a family vacation movie. Speaking of The Shining. That guy got an editing job in Hollywood from doing that. Are you serious?

Yeah, because they thought he did such a good job. Good for him. Is that what you're always trying to do with your edits? You're trying to bring attention to your smooth edits? What do you guys think about this? You think that's like you tell us and we're going to get the word out about how good you

edited the show? Speaking of The Shining, I'm reading The Shining 2 right now. It's pretty good. Oh, all right. There's a sequel? He just wrote it. Yeah, Dr. Sleep. Oh, it's new?

It's new. Yeah, Stephen King just wrote it. What? Oh, crazy. Yeah, it's pretty good. I never read Stephen King before. He hates the movie. He hates it.

Yeah. He hates The Shining? He hates the movie. Stanley Kubrick Shining. Okay. He hates it. All right, Horst Lover Fats, Pierre, God Mode. Here we go. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so

so so Thank you. Horse Lover Fats. Horse Lover Fats. I went to grade school. That's likeover Fats. I went to a... That's like a poker champion. I went to grade school that could name Horse Lover Fats. Far Exchange student. Sounds like an old blues musician. He was an old blues musician.

He came here and he had never... It's weird because normally when people are from another country and they're really into rock and roll, this guy was really into blues. He came here he was like he was 12 but he was dressed like an old blues man and he had he brought around like an old acoustic guitar with him and like played blues licks oh nice and uh he wore clothes that were really big he would yeah he had like giant like uh suits on and stuff like that and he was a small 12 year old boy he was very

small for 12 very small for 12 it was actually two 6 year olds it was a weird school stacked on top of each other inside of a large man's suit

and one was the legs and the other was the torso and the head together they were a blues man but together they would play the blues like nobody's business David

alright I'm gonna end it off here episode number 37 with uh seven um the blue's like nobody's business, David. Alright, I'm gonna end it off here. Episode number 37 with 7 which was the last number in the Conehead's social security number. I come from Brad's. 7.

Remove the deckle. Javon Lotz. Would you say that's the name of this fella? Javon Lotz. Just say anything. I'm looking at the umlaut over the O. So it's Lotz. Would you say that's the name of this fellow? Javon Lotz. Just say anything. Well, I'm looking at the umlaut over the O. Uh-huh. So it's Lutz.

Lutz? Yeah. Javon Lutz. Tape called Snarling. I don't know. I've got to figure out how to make an umlaut. Like, when Assuck, it was a soup. Uh-huh.

So, and then Bjork. Uh-huh. So, Lutz. Lutz. Javon Lutz. All right. So, and then Bjork. Uh-huh. Look at the face he made when he said Bjork. Lutz. Javon Lutz. Right. Tape on a label called Other Electricities.

And you know, I'm just noticing something right now when I was looking at it. I think it's Guy Van Lutz. We're all going to die one day. I like the imprint. Check out the imprinting on that tape. It's pretty awesome. Yeah. I was looking at that. Ooh.

Whoa. Whoa. Yellow tape with just purple lines. Purple? Are they purple? Look at that one Ooh. Whoa. Whoa. Yellow tape with just purple lines. Purple? Are they purple? Look at that one. But check this out. Look at this one, though.

Ooh. I like the B side. Or is that the A side? Oh. Oh, shit. You're hypnotizing me with that one. But look at this. This J card is reversible.

Ooh, I like that. Let me see that. That's a choose-your-own-adventure. Yeah, it is. And then you just take this, and you put it back in there, and you've got a whole new that. Let me see that. That's a choose-your-own-adventure. Yeah, it is. And then you just take this and you put it back in there and you got a whole new cover. A whole new spine.

I like that cover better. Yeah, me too. Let me try that. Let me put it in here. Oh, the blue and the yellow is nice. The blue and the yellow is nice.

Oh, look at that. Bonus for this tape. This is a really good gem. I don't really know anything about Givants. But, uh, play a little bit off of the A side.

Play a couple cuts, I think, to end this all out. Episode number 37. Thanks for... Thanks to Keith and Seth from Orange Milk for doing the intro. Thanks for Larry David. Thanks to Larry David. Thanks to Larry David and his pet monkey for playing the intro music for us.

And, uh, anything else? Anything else to talk about? Trip metal? Thanks to Larry David and his pet monkey for playing the intro music for us. And anything else? Anything else to talk about? Trip metal? No, I think the trip metal. Rest in peace, noise. Yeah, man. All right. You had a good run.

Yeah, you had a good run, but you know what? All good things must come to an end. Now, let's all move on. Let's all, you know, I hear that. It's time to grow up. Time to grow up. Let's start practicing. Target tiring.

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