Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #38 | 1.5.14

Episode Date: January 5, 2014

Cotton Candy, Righteous Acid, D/A/D, Slobhan, G Sweems, Fitzroy North, Spaghetti Blacc, Calypso Borealis, Colin McKelvey, Synek, Bobb Bruno, Pak, Marcus Rubio, Flamingo Creatures, R. Stevie Moore.

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Breathman Records doing the intro can't just get a normal intro from the guy can you no no no I asked him for an intro and I think like 4 months later he sent me a folder with like 6 files in it that were each like 10 minutes long and I was like what the fuck is this

going to be so I took a bunch of them and layered them over the top of each other. Oh, is that what that is? I did a little post-production on it. I bootlegged it. I see what you did there. A little collaboration. You've worked like that yourself, haven't you? Yeah. Happy New Year, fellas.

Oh yeah, first episode of 2014. We're going big time this year. How's your Christmases? It was alright. What did you guys get? I had an excellent Christmas. What did I get? I got a nose hair trimmer. Nose hair trimmer. He needs it.

I got the nostrils of a 20-year-old now. Yeah, I can't use those, man. They tickle too much. You got to put it on the high setting. And it's got a brush attachment that you put onto it. So you can comb through the mustache. Oh, all right. But I'm afraid to use it because if it falls off...

I don't have any in the spare. But if the attachment falls off, I have this fear of it falling off and then just going... What's your dad's mustache? You have the reverse Hitler. He can grow a mustache. It's like a Bob's Burgers mustache. It's nice.

I don't know. I don't want to talk about it. I'm rocking the edges. Oh, yeah. Everything else is thick. I can grow the edges in, and I can grow right below the nostrils. There's two stripes of hair. Oh, I see those.

But everything else is kind of... Some people like the thin mustache, though. Yeah, you should do it super thin. Actually, I think that's real popular now. See, it's not a thin mustache, because when you say a thin mustache, I think of like a pencil line. You should talk about pencil line. Here, I should. It looks like you trimmed down your mustache to make it really thin.

Oh, yeah? When, in fact, you just have a thin, weak mustache. You'd have to call it weak. I know. I slipped that in. How was your Christmas, Dave? It was very nice. Yeah?

Very nice. I got two brand spanking new napa valley wooden cassette cases oh look at you yeah nice christmas cassette tie-in yeah really sticking to the theme of this podcast what'd you get joe i got that coat i got no that coat i've had i got that vest all right and then uh yeah that's about it funky socks i like funky socks oh yeah yeah i still got that's where i express myself creatively socks. I like funky socks. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I still got it. That's where I express myself creatively. Through your socks. Through my socks.

I've noticed. Yeah. I've noticed when your pant comes up. Yeah. Right now, I just got an Argyle on. You know, that's doing some laundry. Some might think that's funky. You know?

That's your laundry sock. Oh, I was cleaning out this room today. Some of you may notice. Did you not notice me? Neither of you. It looks really good. I was cleaning it out a little bit. It's exactly the same.

And I found like eight pairs of my socks underneath this table because every do you roll them off your feet I roll them off my feet and then I leave them here and I was like

why are there because I've been looking for my socks I had Liz go out and buy me new socks the other day because I was like I don't know where

any of my socks are but they were all under this table so today pre-planning I did like you know like a military man would do.

I put in the work beforehand. I took off my socks downstairs. I see you did that. Yeah, my feet are, I'm raw dogging it up already. Well, that's probably where all the static electricity is coming from.

Yeah, good point. Rubbing your feet on the fucking carpet. What, like just? Like I've been touching stuff and I'm getting shocked to the dance. Today or? Right now.

Oh, right now. Now, now? Now, now? Now, now. All right. Joby, you want to start things off? The episode number 38, first episode of the new year. Yeah. Let's play some.

We can probably play a couple tracks probably off of this Cotton Candy tape. Off the hook and out of control on Dog Days. This was a tape that you were supposed to bring to that themed episode we did. Yeah, forgot it though. You forgot it, and then I said, we'll bring it next time. I've kept forgetting it. And you kept forgetting it.

Until now. Until now. I saw a, this is like a duo, and they do like jingles, right? Yeah, at least on this tape there's a lot of jingles. Is it all like acapella? Is it just vocals? Yeah.

Because I saw a video of them playing in a restaurant and it was just a man and a woman and they were singing the Mentos theme song. And there were people really reluctantly clapping in front. Let's unfold this. Oh, it's crazy.

It's a colored fucking clown. This J-Card's got an ass to it. This J-Card's got an ass to it. Look at this, Dave. This J-Card's got an ass to it. One, two, three, four, five, six. Six panels, double-sided. Ooh. Damn.

This is nice looking. Joby, you got a gem here. Yeah, it's nice. You made out like a bandit. All right, well, what are we going to play from this cotton candy tape? Well, I guess it's starting at the first or second track, and then play a couple. And we'll play a couple of them? Yeah. All right, well, what are we going to play from this cotton candy tape? Well, I guess it's starting at the first or second track, and then play a couple. And we'll play a couple of them? Yeah.

All right, well, here's something off the cotton candy tape, off the hook and out of control from the good old label Dog Days. Sound that you love. There's got to be a better way. There's gotta be a better way. There's gotta be a better way. Ba-da-da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. One, two,bee, Tuna Yum, yum, Bumblebee, Bumblebee, Tuna I love a sandwich made with bumblebee. Yes, tuna energy. I love a sandwich made with yum, yum, bumblebee, bumblebee, tuna.

I love bumblebee, bumblebee, tuna. Yum, yum, bumblebee, bumblebee, to the yum, yum, bumblebee, bumblebee, to the love sandwich made with bumblebee. Aristophanes! Pardon me, would you have any grey poupon? You mean? Stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach-stomach- What? What? What? No, I was asking you. But I was asking you. Oh, is this about the mustard again? Yes. Would you have some? Oh, since you're offering.

Yes, I would. Thank you. Grey Poupon. One of life's finest pleasures. All right. There are some tracks from Cotton Candy. Takes all kinds. Yeah, that was a weird one. Dave Hayden.

Not. There was some guitar in there. Was there? Okay. And we should say that was a split release between Dog Days and Teen Beat. Evelyn Hurley and Mark Robinson. Two labels put that out, huh? I liked it. I enjoyed it.

I don't know how much of it I could go through. Yeah. But I liked it. I like wacky things. Bumblebee tuna. All right, Dave, what do you got? Yeah, that's their stick. Do they have other things out?

Yeah. Why not? Why not? I'm sure they do. Hold on. I'll tell you right now. Yeah. They got a seven-inch out.

They got a bunch of stuff out. 7-inch, huh? 7-inch, that's weird. Who listens to that? Good start to the new year. You guys are eating uncut and candy. No, I mean, I like it. I enjoyed it.

Dave's silent. Dave's silent. Dave's like, that was stupid. You know. All of this is serious, harsh noise. Can't tickle everybody's fancy. What do you got, Dave? You play something, then.

You think you're so good at picking the tape. I'm going to play this Righteous Acid tape. What tape is it? Righteous Acid. Oh, yeah. I took some Righteous Acid at a Beach Boys concert one time. Oh, yeah? Did it make you see this shit?

Oh, man. What? The beach ball was coming right from my head. I didn't know what to do. Man, that thing looked like it was huge. We talked about the artwork, I think, a little bit last episode for this tape. Phil French, dude that used to do Stunned Records, has been doing some artwork. Some freelance work.

Freelance work. Look at him. Good for him. Cassette world. Because we played that other tape on Space Slave. We played that stag hair tape. Yeah, that came out with this. Yeah, yeah.

This is a jammer oh it's a pretty are these hand-painted yeah i think they're we talked about that last yeah the way yeah nna does it it's nice damn these yeah this the new ones on uh on space slave are nice looking do you know anything about righteous acid who that is uh some dude alex sarad but i i have no idea you don't know his social security number or mother's maiden name? Yeah, but I saw those. If he shopped at Target after Black Friday? Nope. Okay. Alright, well let's get

into the self-titled Righteous Acid cassette. New one. Well, not new, because we haven't done a show in like a month. I think a month. Came out a month ago. That's new, right? Yeah. In the cassette world, they're moving, baby. They are moving fast. You gotta keep up.

Still available through Space Slave, looks like. I like this little doodle on the label next to that. I like that, too. Little tree doodle. There's like yellow and orange. I don't mind that, either. Because you normally don't like handwritten stuff. I just don't like handwritten text,

because I believe text should be like a font if it's going to be printed well you know what after this we'll lay down on the couch out there and i'll ask you all about it all right we'll get it we'll figure out why you don't like that joe all right righteous asset unless it's printed unless it's printed okay you don't write it you don't like actual pen on the paper like yeah okay that's stupid but you don't mind if somebody writes it and then prints that out. A little weird shit your parents made you write when you were a kid. I don't want to see the ink on the paper anymore.

Write it again. Righteous acid. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Damn, boys. I just got finished doing the limbo. Dave, Dave, go gas up the Subaru. Joe, you go get the wine shirts. We're going to the beach. We're going to the beach. We're doing the limbo. Dave, Dave, go gas up the Subaru. Joe, you go get the wine charts. We're going to the beach. We're going to the beach. We're doing the conga.

I'm going to have a little. Pina colada. We're going to have a fire on the beach, drink some Heinekens. You ready for this? That was nice, man. I like that. We're going to Secrets. Secret Touchings?

What did you say? We're going to Secrets? I don't know. What's Secrets? What's Secrets? Is that a gentleman's club? I think it's like one of those, you know, it's one of those bars where gross shit happens, but it's outdoors.

But it's outside? Yeah, and it has like swim up bars. Really? What is a bar? In my mind, this is what a Secrets is. What kind of gross shit happens at a bar? What is going on at a bar? Well, some bars.

You know, called Secrets. You meant like an adult bar. It's called Secrets. It's an outdoor bar you swim up to. There's nothing but glory holes on the wall. There's so many glory holes that the wall's not even there anymore. Who knows what's floating around in that water? Let's not get into this.

You're pregnant just walking in that water. I'm not going to Secrets. You've got to be 35 or older to get into Secrets anyway. 42 plus. 42 plus. Dave's going to... You know what's going to happen? We're going to go there and we're going to be like, let's just try it out.

Dave's going to be like, let's just try it out Dave's gonna be like Let's just give it a shot He's like you know We should all try this once And we walk up The guy at the door Is gonna be like Dave

Hey what's up I don't know Whatever Edgar He's like your usual seat And it's like this Gross bench With duct tape all over it

What's that place In Jamaica called Hedonism Hedonism Yeah it's like a gross resort. Where that guy goes, Rippin' and Terran? Maybe. Did you ever see that guy on YouTube?

No, what was that? Rippin' and Terran. Some guy that goes to like spring break somewhere like I think down in the islands and they're like... He's an older gentleman. Yeah, I think he's at Hedonism. Okay.

It's a YouTube video, right? Yeah. Everything's a YouTube video. Every year. Ripping and a tearing. Ripping and a tearing. He has the weird thing on the ground

where he gets down and like... Yeah, pumping the ground. He's got like a Speedo on and nothing else. Good for him. All right. You boys ready to take this

to a different level? No. No? I mean, I want to do it but I'm not ready. I like this level. First of all, I'm going to pass this tape around

so you can all look at the cover art first. Let's all touch it. It's a beaut. Pass it around. This is a tape. I'm not sure if it's D-A-D or Dad. Because it's D slash A slash D. So I don't know.

But either way, it's a tape called, is it called The Construct? What's the name of that tape show? Yes. The Construct on Hasu Mountain. A newer one. Tape of the month over it tabs out for december ended the year with this one and this is when i first listened to this tape i was i was thinking like surely no one's making this now and then the track i'm gonna play came on and i was like all right there's no way this is like a song from the 80s that they played at prom this was the the ender of the night and you know it got everyone going you're playing an ender right now

it's beginning of the show you're ending it all right i'm not ending it i'm not ending it i'm starting it uh i'll get the name of the because i looked up the duty to the artwork board the artwork for it's fucking amazing yeah like this like crazy uh purple la at night with yeah yeah yeah but from a from the cover of like rad racer for nintendo yeah did you see the the plug-in modular synthesizer behind it behind the credits oh yeah look at that like a soft yeah ever tell you about that uh recent tangerine dream dvd came out a couple years ago where they all come out first of all it's just it starts off with just one dude at a piano for like 10 minutes one of the dudes i can't remember he's got all

white hair but then they open a curtain and it's three dudes sitting at soft synth modulars with giant 42-inch screens, and you can see them dragging patch cables onto the screen. It was so stupid. You go to see Tangerine Dream, you want to see that giant... Yeah, you guys got that stuff still, right? I would imagine so, or maybe they sold it all. Who knows? I don't know.

Zach Robinson is the name of the guy who does this project. Where's he from? Cut me off sorry he's from somewhere we'll figure that out too but you're gonna that's like a standard

question too it was I should have been prepared but you're gonna you're gonna enjoy this one we're all gonna enjoy this one I did some interpret interpretive dancing

to this in my living room oh there was one part when I was in the corner and I kinda like it hit a point where I just turned my head over my shoulder

and I looked around. Drove everybody wild. Yeah, I'm sure. All right, well, let's get into this. Give me that tape real quick because it has, I want to see the chart.

All right, D-A-D or DAD, whatever it is, The Construct, Cassandra Hasu Mountain. We're going to play Love Will Make You Stay, a song with U.S. Gold

and Shariah McHale. Those are his guests. Yes. A.C. Slater on drums. A.C. Slater on drums. So let's get into this. And here she is. Thank you. Bye. You got me, yeah, you caught me She didn't know just what she had Until I took you from her

She only wants what she can't have I got you, babe, I want you now My love's gonna make you stay I've waited so long to steal your heart away From my arms, from my arms, there's no escape I got you where I want you now My love's gonna make you stay Did she come crawling back? But don't be tempted

Her heart's not in it She thinks she's got a chance To come and try She doesn't know just how strong my love is And how I want this I won't give you up without a fight I got you, you I want you now My love's gone

Make you stay I've waited so long To steal your heart away From my arms From my arms, from my arms, there's no escape I got you where I want you now My love's gonna make you stay Thank you. I've got you where I want you now My love's gonna make you stay

I've waited so long to steal your heart away From my arms, from my arms There's no escape I got you where I want you now My love's gonna make you stay I got you where I want you now My love's gonna make you stay I'm waiting so long I got you, there's no game

Won't you let my love come and make you stay? Love will make you stay Love will make you stay The end. Wow. What did I tell you, boys? This show's getting weird today. What movie did you say that would be from dave um just one of the guys one of the guys mannequin but the end of it like when it gets

all sentimental yeah see i'm picturing a ferrari and the guy's driving it's dark and like he looks there's a lady with him and then he looks back over and now she's a mannequin again and one single tear rolls down his eye you go to the mannequin one tear rolls down her eye and then hollywood jumps out the back no then it just fades to black because it's too centered over hollywood but during the credits a little circle comes open and hollywood and then he has a mini movie oh all right nice damn that's a good one i meant to look up who did the artwork for that while we were playing it and i didn't way to go but uh i can do it right now. Jared Hagman, who does a bunch of 80s-inspired graphics, and they're pretty incredible.

So definitely check that one out, Hasu Mountain. Just came out like a month ago. That's pretty good. And possibly still available. Definitely worth picking up. B, what do you got? How do we think we say it? Cynobon?

Cynobon. Cynobon? Yeah. You got that new Cynobon sampler? I got that new Cynobon. Okay, right now, if you go to any Cynobon location and you buy their... Put in the code TabsOut13. TabsOut13.

You got to buy a Cinnabon online. Go to Cinnabon.com, order the case of their leftover peppermint patty Cinnabon buns. Put in the code TabsOut13 and you'll get a free Cinnabon cassette sampler with this artist on it. Siobhan. Siobhan.

Siobhan. S-I-O-B-H-A-N. Cassette that came out I think a year ago, like last February on Nostalevo. Nostalevo. Oh, okay. I dig Nostalevo's, like these, you know, the tapes.

I haven't seen too many, but the ones I have seen, the tapes are like white and there's like a white label on it. Yeah, with really minimal black printing. And let me see that cover oh yeah what's that a figure standing there i'll look at that i'll look at that all day grabby photograph uh photocopied figure yeah you photo they photocopied it about 50 times and they you know what you're looking you know you know what you're what's that say on the inside?

Second edition. I guess I got to repress. Ooh. Ooh. Look at me. Picture them rolling. So let's just jump into side A. The tape is called Current Affairs by Cy Obin on Nostalevo.

And here's a little something. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was Cyobahn. Cyobahn, current affairs cassette on Nostal-Evo. Nice. You got it. Nostal-Evo number 30, C24. Came out about a year ago, but it looks like maybe he made some more. It says second edition inside this one. So check out the web. I was into that.

Yeah, that was awesome. Yeah, I just saw on Conjuritic Sound put out something by this guy as well. Oh, really? Like a while ago? No, I think new.

New stuff. The guy also does a project called Trog. Trog. Trog, which I've never heard before. He has a few things out on, also something on Nostal Evo.

Nice. Nice. Hey, Davey, you got a tape? Yeah, I'm going to play a tape. What you got? I'm going to play this tape that came out on Nominal Loom just recently by a project called G-Sweems. The new batch.

Yeah. Tape's called Treasure Island. Another one of those tapes where the B side repeats the A side. Don't know how I feel about that. How long is it? 34. Maybe it's C34s. That's too short to repeat it.

This is an E34. An E34. That's what it says on the top of the tape. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just guessing that that number is the tape length up there i would think so but um so what's that what's what is that 34 divided by 2 17 17 okay so yeah you know there's eps about 17 minutes long i guess you make it a split yeah make it a split yeah yeah you're wasting tape you're wasting tape You're wasting tape. You're wasting tape. You're wasting my time. You're wasting the American people's time.

Hand it over, Dave. I like this new batch. And I'm assuming this is only Nominal Loom's second batch. He did the first one with Holly Waxwing, Digital Natives, and another tape which I can't remember the name of. I can't remember who it was, but it was really fucking awesome. It was a totally different aesthetic.

Tarot or something like that. And they had the crazy shapey things, right? Yeah. The 3D... There was one artist who handled all the artwork for that. Yeah. Now, this batch, there's...

I'll get the name of the person. I'll look it up while we play this. Another person handling the artwork on all of these. And... Oh, so it's going to switch like that. I'm wondering, like, on the third batch, is there going to be, like, a third artist? I like that.

Yeah, actually, that's pretty good. Yeah, this came out with I got one back here. Let's see. Calico Field Recordings which I heard a rumor that it's the Evans, Evans'

Grant and Rachel Evans is part of their Coyote Image classic Coyote Image Revisited Coyote Dream Revival thing. They change it all the time. Oh, all right. And International Paralives Institute. And then there's one more.

Is it in the box? It might be. What is it? Just so we got them all. That's Jay Sweems again, because Dave bought this tape, and then he sent it to us. Oh, okay. So we got doubles. And then there's Tulum Shimmering.

Tulum Shimmering. Yeah. They all came out, and I believe they're all still available from Nomaloon. I like the art for these. It looks like an old... Like an old storybook. Like an old storybook picture. Just repeat what Dave says.

I've been doing that for years, Joe. You know what I noticed about these, though? It doesn't say nominal loom anywhere on the cassette. Let me see. Not one place did these say nominal loom. You guys need to talk to Josh Milrod about getting your branding. Yeah, you got to brand. Right.

You're never going to... Yeah, it just says NL. What's it? Yeah, that could mean anything. National League you got to brand. Right. You're never going to... Yeah, it just says NL. What's it? Yeah, that could mean anything. National League. People love sports. It could be that. Yeah, you got to get your name out there, man.

Maybe it means no label. No label. What if Doritos just put the letter D on the bag? But is it their D? Like a specific, like in their font? They're going to do that eventually. It's their signature font. It's cold in the D.

Oh, that'd be tight. Cool Ranch. Cool font. It's cold in the D. Oh, that'd be tight. Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch. It's cold in the D. Doritos. Cold in the D. Cool Ranch Doritos. Yeah.

What if Doritos came out with, oh my, you know what? You know how like people like the kids and the virals and like all that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know about the kids. What if, I bet you this would be huge if a snack, like a Doritos. Let's take Doritos, for example. If they, for a limited time, named a flavor after a YouTube video. So it would be like a cold Nadi Cool Ranch Doritos.

Or what's another good... Charlie bit my finger. No, you're... It's hot and spicy. No, no. That's something for the parents. That's just like... And that would just be a normal pretzel. I'm talking for the parents. That's just like and that would just be

a normal pretzel. I'm talking about the kids. I'm talking about the hit. I don't know what the kids watch on YouTube. The ones that are with it. Dave, you know. Hide your kids.

Hide your wife. See, we only know YouTube videos from like four years ago. The leprechaun video. But what I'm getting at is name the cheese. Peanut butter jelly time.

Doritos. Like a dancing. remember the dancing baby? With a baseball bat. It's crazy when he says with a baseball bat. Remember all the hamsters, hamster dance? All right, well, let's get into this. I don't know who Jace Weems is. Does anyone else know?

No. Nope, it's another rookie. We know you don't know. Another rookie. But they did a split on Housecraft with one of Jeffrey Asin's projects, I think we were talking about earlier. Oh, okay. Jay Swim's Treasure Island cassette, Nomalum No. 5.

All-around beautiful presentation, I've got to say. The center label's here on both sides matching the cover art. It's pretty. Printing on the inside. She's a beaut. All right, well, let's get into something from that. And here it is. The The 3, 2, 1, start. Thank you. Oh, come on. You're telling me you don't get lonely out here? In the middle of nowhere? Thank you. Thank you. I'm not into people, I'm more into beans.

Did you see my long beans? They're going off. And my banjo. These are my friends, my beans and my banjo. so so Thank you. Thank you for watching. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, some gremlin seashell music for you boys. Yeah, man. You're on the beach, you find a seashell, you open it up, and a little gremlin seashell music for you boys. Yeah, man. You're on the beach. You find a seashell. You open it up.

And a little gremlin pops out at you. That's like the Echo the Dolphin bonus level. Wait. The Echo the Dolphin what? Bonus level. Is there a bonus level? Because, like, does that game go anywhere? I don't know.

I've never actually played that game. I think it's like a 2D scroller, but you're underwater. Collect rings and stuff. But you can jump out of water, I think I remember. I don't know i've never actually played that game i think it's like a 2d scroller but you're underwater collect rings but you can't jump out of water i think i remember i don't know i've never really played it i feel like it's one of those games that you play and nothing really happens i can think of three games like that et echo that i was just that was gonna be my second one echo the dolphin for what was it for sega cd or is it for regular uh regular sega for regular sega et for atari and lawnmower man for sega cd lawnmower man for sega cd there was an intro thing to get into the game and i never figured out how to get past it i could never uh figure out i played it on my parents i don't think anybody ever landed the plane like you have

to land the plane at the end of the first level i don't think anybody's ever done it it's so hard track and field for in television because like there's this part where you have you like in television you have like the joystick and you have to like move it back and forth to make the guy run and then like push the button so he jumps but like you have to like seriously put like the joystick on like your palm and go back and forth as fast as you can and like even then he doesn't go that fast. And I remember my brother and me and my dad, we all end up with like this giant, like welts.

Like, I don't know why they didn't, they do any testing. No, there was no such thing as that. Yeah. Jay sweems. That was a graphic test that they like turned into a game at the last minute.

Might as well do something with this. Yeah. Here you go. Track and field. I can never figure out how to play Spy vs. Spy on the Apple IIe. Well, Spy vs. I used to play Spy vs. Spy

on regular Nintendo. No, this is like before. Like, it wasn't color or anything. Was it the same? Did you ever see the one on Nintendo? No, I never saw the one on Nintendo. You like hide things around. It was a two-player game.

Yeah, I could never remember. I could never figure out how to play it. At the end, the other mouse guy would always make a bomb and then get on a plane and go away. It was stupid. Good story, Joe. Jay Sweems Treasure Island cassette.

Nominal of number five. Possibly still available. Definitely check out that label. It's headed for the big time, boys. I got a cigar in my mouth when I say that. You want to get in on the ground floor. Whose turn is it? My turn. Your turn.

Me's turn. All right, I think I'm going to play. You know who I'm going to play? Nope. Good question, Mike. I'm going to go with this one. I got this comp. Take a look at that one.

It's a pretty one. It's wack comp. Take a look at that one. It's a pretty one. That guy's wacky. He's a wacky guy. This comp called... Oh, Jesus Christ. Clarv... Clarv... Clarvosians.

On a label called... Jesus Christ. Oslin Schlage. I got you, dude. Oh, oh thanks none of these words make any sense fitzroy north is the artist i'm going to play have you guys okay let's talk a little bit about we're all getting a little bit older right a little bit dave a little bit faster than me and joe because he is giantism so he ages at a different rate but we're getting a little bit older so you get a little bit older you start you're not you're not with it you don't know everything that's going on well let's just preface that by saying i engaged the

public every day you do yeah but you still don't know what's going on like we like when vaporwave came all right we learned about that after it was already done all right all right we don't know everything's going on all right so do you fellas know of a genre called squeak oh is this a squeak comp this is a squeak comp i don't know you got a squeak comp apparently this is like something that's happening is it that over with i have no clue i haven't dug in far enough yet i don't have time for new genre in my life when'd you get a squeak comp i would you know i would read the day i was telling you about it. Oh, nice. There's new genres all the time.

I can't handle it. It's too much. And the thing is, like, you know, when Grunge came out, that was a thing for like eight years. Yeah, for a long time.

You know, it was like Bush put out like three albums before like, you know, three or four albums. Good Grunge example, Dave. Well, you know,

but now like, yeah, shit pops up and it's like, they go through it in like a month yeah breathing breathe that's bullshit yeah glycerin oh yeah that's a good one yeah um but you know but luckily you can just go on like band camp which is something else i just discovered like a month ago i'll really be honest every time i talk to mike you know what else i like about band camp because i just found out about it i just found out about band camp so i i'm going through everything i like about it yeah it's it's a nice service um the tags i like the tags you can just type in squee

it's like s-k-w-e-e-e which i don't understand how that's even a genre name no who came up with that squee but either way either way i bet we said i bet you there's like a 21 year old listening with the skater haircut over one eye 21 that's just like these fucking old men don't understand my squee no he's like pushing the hair 16 year olds is it i don't know well either way i found this comp on austland schlage whatever it is incredible fucking artwork and it's got oh wait you were telling me more about Squeak. They're all from... I think Finlanders, I don't really know.

But they're not from Finland. They're all from Portland. This label's from Portland. But you would think that... I don't know. But either way, I found this on Bandcamp and picked up a copy. It's got this incredible...

What are these things in the back? Glyphs? What are these? Wing bats? Yeah. Wingdings. All these things with this pyramid head guy with a keyboard for teeth. Spinning a record on his finger.

Beautiful cover. Came with 3D glasses. That don't really do anything. But it's an awesome comp. Did they make everything look flat? It's already 3D and you put them on. You put them on and it makes everything flat. It's got a nice matte finish now.

Look at that. It's like a leatherette. It's like it's not even coming at you. Before it was coming right at me and I wasn't feeling good. It was like that part on Ghostbusters when Zool pulls in Sigourney Weaver on the chair. You put on the glasses and all of a sudden he goes back in the closet. It makes you feel better.

It makes you feel a lot better. Play a track by Fitzroy North off here. It's like the third track called Festin'. It's a 20-track comp. The only artist who I'm familiar with is Laser Crotch. Laser Crotch. They did a tape on Field Hymns. Oh, really?

Yeah, Field Hymnsmns oh all right um so yeah i figure a good place that you know if i'm trying to get into this kind of stuff i'll buy a comp and buy a comp and uh go from there there's also a project called wankers united which i like i think we just don't get that because they're from england so it's like that's not funny for them. What's so funny about that? That's your English accent? Yeah, it is. Thanks.

Like deep English. Like way deep in England. Way out in the country. What's so funny about that? Off the coast. I've spent a lot of time by the water. All right. Living under the Brooklyn Bridge in England?

Fitzroy. Oi, what's your phone about that? Fitzroy North from the comp. I don't know why I'm trying to fucking say it again. Clarvations on Ostenslag. And here it is. Thank you. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. Thank you. All right. Fitzroy North. Ooh. Squee. Squee. I feel like that people just sit around and say,

have you heard of this genre? No, no. Have you heard of footwork? No. Have you heard of vaporwave? No. Have you heard of squee? No.

Have you heard of schlonk? And then it heard of squee? No. Have you heard of schlonk? None of it's real and then somebody just makes it all up. I don't know. You guys heard glump? I've heard glump.

Glump is pretty good. It's too heavy of a bass for me. You don't like that? You might like glonk. I got into glonk. He went from glump to glump

to glonk and now the snare is real tight. It's more present. It's got a tight snare and a tight clap track. Everything's tight on it. That's what I like.

That's what Joe loves it. Well, I'm on Gleek, which has, like, the tight... Yeah, it's got the tight trap hats. I've been listening to a lot. I bought a comp of... I never quit Gleek. I bought a comp of all Bluth stuff. Only by accident.

Yeah, bought a comp of all Bluth stuff. It's really... Bluth stuff? Like Michael Bluth? Well, it's really blue stuff like michael blue it's got like eight b's it's blue what's that it's uh it's it's pigeons oh wait you're making this is a bit okay i'm doing i'm doing doing a nice bit for you fellas hmm all right entertain us mike that was um regale us with another tale fitzroy north from uh the clarvations comp an ocean slot tell me a storm

alright let's get into this tape that was in the mailbox this is a cold listen what is it spaghetti black spaghetti black two C's

no K no K is it one word no it's two words ok spaghetti black it's not that stupid I really dig I dig the imprint

on the shell here it reminds me of I don't know what it reminds me of. Like virtual reality. Yeah, Lone War Man. It's like a clear green shell with gold imprinting on it. I like the font, too. The cover is just horrible.

Let me just say, the shell is incredible. The shell is awesome. The cover. Let me hand me that cover. What they because this, the shell is incredible. The shell is awesome. The cover. Let me, hand me that cover. What they chose for the cover and the font on the side. They were like,

okay, we're going to, we got an $800 budget. We're going to put it all into the shell and then we'll just find the covers in a dumpster. I don't know.

Hand it over. Let me see. It looks like code. Oh, the image? Yeah. I think it's the moon landing. When the moon's coming down, they had that camera

on the bottom. Oh, but they just they just like stretched it out to like a really weird oval oh my goodness the cover is yeah it's black and white hold on this is

cause the cover's just black and white and it has text that seems stretched that says run digital I don't know if these are the track titles, copyright. No, I think that's like DOS code, run digital, because then it ends with a.exe. Okay. And it's black and white, but then the

spine is upside down and in color. It's like from a different image altogether. And we know nothing about this, right? What's the label called? Ephemoral?

Ephemoral? Alright, man. Let's dip our toes into this one. We might have to redo this. Spaghetti Black cassette on Ephemoral. And here she is. Ephemoral? You're hearing her with us for the first time Outro Music From Tutte Moses, ferocious Slide in the spot with explosives I inhale just to expose my heat Cause crack cocaine is what sells on this street

Where I be polluted taking all that shit Campaign Showing up late for the base, mixing codeine with V8 It's still late, and I'm shouting let your mate Walk down on the crate, trying to hop the fucking gate Like a Tommy Sucker, sucker scrunchies up and down my face Living only happy, all dying with a grudge Buzz like a fly, dead high off these drugs.

Nigga, what? For sure, as soon as they come in, the bell better let a bitch know. I better let the bitch know. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure Spaghetti black. Kind of blue. A little too blue for me. Yeah. Kind of blue. A little too blue for me. Yeah. I liked it. I liked...

You didn't like the lyrical content? Eh. Eh. You know. Takes all kinds. Takes all kinds. Yeah, it was a little G-funky in the beginning. It's a weird episode.

It's a weird episode, fellas. This is like a bizarro episode. This is the mustache episode. Everybody got their mustaches on? Mine's thick. We'll touch them them all i've been trimming mine that's why it looks like that mike's is like a hitler mustache no it's not a hitler mustache because it goes all the way across you can't see a lot of it all right my mom told me the girls love that style she's michael jordan like wear that for a little while he tried to bring it back that's crazy while? Yeah, he tried to bring it back.

That's crazy. Yeah, it was weird. He tried to bring it back. Yeah. You know where I saw those commercials? Those underwear commercials? The Hanes commercials? Well, you know, you try basketball, then you try baseball, then you try acting, and then you try to bring back the Hitler mustache.

That's what you do. All right, Dave, what do you got? Oh, it's my turn. Catch me off guard. Tell me with my pants down. I wish. I wish. I've been dying for that for years.

Not going to happen. Nope. Catch me with my socks off maybe one day. Maybe. You're lucky. Not today. Shoes are off right now. Shoes are off.

We're almost there. Halfway there. Turn that heat up a little bit more. Layer's bound to come off that's third base gets me all kinds of excited I'm gonna play a cut from Calypso Borealis

on the new Lockahoo batch Lockahoo Lockahoo killing it they had a late batch in the end of the year with

Chapels. There was... Charles Barberet. Hobo Cube. Hobo Cube split. Yeah. Still killing it visually too, man. Because that label...

Did they start like last year? It's fairly new, right? I want to say maybe early in 2012, maybe. Yeah. Because I think we were getting their stuff when we were still in the other room. When we were back there, yeah. Yeah. No, that's definitely true.

Yeah. We got that one batch with that other Charles Barbary tape. I don't think that's how you say his last name. No, no, no. How do you think you say it? Oh, I don't know. There's too many accent things on top of letters. I don't think that's how you say his first name.

Oh, you don't think it's Charles? Shirell. Shirell. Shire know. There's too many accents. I don't think that's how you say his first name. Oh, you don't think it's Charles? Shirell. Shirell. It's Bar-a-bay. Bar-a-bay. You don't think it's Bar-a-bay? Bar-a-bay? Shirell Bar-a-bay. Charles, send us a picture of what your name sounds like. Well, no. Send us

a phonetic... Well, just say it. Or just draw a picture. Draw a picture? Draw a picture of what his name sounds like Isn't he just going to write the letters again? What are you, all of a sudden? You're a linguist over here, Joe Bing? What? Let Dave do it. He's got his

ways. We all got our ways. Draw a picture. Some of us like phonetic spelled out stuff, and Dave likes doodles. Dave does like doodles all of a sudden. He does. I don't know where Dave likes doodles. That's how he looks at it. Dave does like doodles all of a sudden. He does. I don't know where with the doodles.

Easy, easy. All right. Let me see that tape. Pass it on over. Huh? Pass it on over. I think you have it over there. Well.

No, I don't. What tape is it? The Clipso Borealis tape. Oh, wait. I think I do. I got it, What tape is it? The Clipso Borealis tape. Oh, wait. I think I do. I got it, boys. Oh, there it is. She's a pretty one, too.

Because I think when he started out the label, these little U-card things in there were all solid colors. But since then, he's incorporated the artwork into them. Yeah. But keeps the spine a nice... Keeps it bold. Yeah. So you really see...

Really bold this batch. And listen to the case. It's a hard case. Keeps those Norocos tight. I think he keeps them in a freezer, boys. I like this green shell, too. A lot going on here. Oh, that's a nice...

Does it say who did the artwork? It's like a Battletoads green. That's what it's called. All right, well, let's get into a little bit from this tape. Lock a Who, which I also don't think we're saying right. Number 29, just came out at the end of the year. Late December release. Just in time for the holidays.

Dunkwa on often cassette. No, that I said right. That I said right. That was right. That was it. Calypso Borealis. Here's a taste. Dank wa on often.

Dank wa on longer. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Calypso Borealis. New one on Lock and Move. Nice little droney drifter for you. Bring it down a notch. Bring it down a notch. Why not? Well, why not? Get under the covers, put your headphones on,

rub your toes between your feet. You should have said all this before we played the Dave Dave. These are post-listening instructions of what you do. Well, you know, I'm pretty sure everyone listens to this podcast twice. Exactly. You go through it, and then you say, you know what I need? A little bit more. I miss them. I miss those three knuckleheads.

That was just the, you know, easy into bed. Now you're taking off your socks. Now you're rubbing your toes between your toes. Big toe between the big toe and the second toe. Oh, yeah. Get all those little cotton joints out of there. I get those with my fingers. Yeah, I get those with my fingers, too.

You smell them ever? No. I smell mine sometimes. You smell them? Yeah. I'm assuming it smells like foot. Yeah, it kind of smells like foot. It might be a little different.

It might be like a concentrated foot. Dave has a scent. It's a nice scent. Oh, it's nice. Yeah. He doesn't notice it, but when you get into his car, you smell it. Oh, really? Yeah.

I smell like farts. It's like nice scent. Oh, it's nice. Yeah. He doesn't notice it, but when you get into his car, you smell it. Oh, really? Yeah. I smell like farts. It's like a lavender. Sometimes I smell farts when I get in my car. Lavender mist is what it smells like. Lavender mist. Do you guys ever fart in your car and then go to the store for like 20 minutes and come back and still smell a fart? No, my farts don't smell, Dave.

No, Dave, I don't go to the store for 20 minutes. Oh, there's lots of little things. I don't go to the store for 20 minutes. Out of his car. Oh, there's lots of little things. Out of his car. Oh, there's lots of little things that Joe eats. We got a car. We got a family car. Why is it always going to come down to you boys piling up on me?

Your lifestyle. All right, I'm going to go. Now, let me ask you this. Since you're already on the ball with making fun of me, if I play something that I released am I gonna get even more huh

no no no not at all you say that but I know it's coming no that's later give me your bag Joe I got

I got tape in there um finally released some new tapes on 905 tapes a batch of three oh and we all get a little piece of the action cause there's a finally released some new tapes on 905 Tapes. A batch of three. Oh, and we all get a little piece of the action,

because there's an Afterlife roped-off tape, roped off as me and Dave, so Dave's in on this. Oh, look at that. You're going to play something off your own fucking label? There's Andrew Kirshner tape, and this head-boggle Colin McKelvey tape. And, Joby, you did all the art, please. I did all the drawings, yeah. Whole new look. look looks good yeah

no it looks it looks real good wait i gotta i gotta interrupt for one second all right so mike gets to play stuff off his own label and get away with it yeah we get to play john piles tapes and he's the only member of tabs out that gets to you know be played uh so what do me and joe get to do and what do you me and Joe get to do? What do you mean? And only me and Joe get to do? What do you mean? Because you have a label that you could play something. No, no, no.

Only you can do that. Okay. That's your thing. So my thing's the label. Joe's thing is playing John Pyle. Yeah, that's what I do. I'm the one who plays John Pyle every time. So you need something, dude.

So that's my thing. Now you need something. You need a thing. You got to pray on that. That's between you and your God. That's got nothing to me. Joe already got something. We do it all the time.

I got to think of a bold move between now and next time. Sometimes me and Joe get together, we turn the microphones off, and we record a whole podcast where I play just 905 stuff, and he plays John Pyle stuff. That's pretty good. And since you're not here, we don't know how to record it. We don't know how to record it. Sometimes we just smash the laptop and tell it, like, Computer is one of those Fisher-Price

karaoke machines with the two little microphones, the little red microphones with the yellow tops on them. It's real raw. The coil's only like this long. You guys are talking like three inches away from each other. Oh, fuck you. Record this thing.

You know, it's us time. And the funny thing is... And you're under the covers when you do what did you say downstairs when i got here lots of stuff well i freestyled as soon as you walked in you said you well you brought food and then you said enough for sharing i said yeah because fucking dave didn't get the goddamn pizza and i said and i said i'm pissed off about that that's what i do i never get pizza. That's my thing. So now me and you are against him. And then we high five.

That's my thing. I never get pizza. Actually I already broke that rule. That's not something you do. That's something you don't do. I actively do not get pizza. Of course you got it that one time so you fucked up already. You don't always play your tape. Maybe that'll change. Well, I'm going to play something off the Colin McKelvey side of the Split with Headboggle, his track.

He's got one side-long track. It's a burner. It's a long one. And jump in pretty much right in the middle, I think. I got this tape right in the middle. So we won't talk about it too much. Because... Dave just opened his phone.

I think I see... I want to show you something. I think I see E-Bomb's world in the reflection of Dave's glasses. I think we all fucked up. No, no, no. There's something I wanted to show you. Okay. Well, let's play the tape and then you show me.

I can't remember what it is, but all right. Get something on the net. We'll go through all the pages while we play the tape. Oh, no. I remember now. All right. Start at the beginning. Colin McKelvey from his split with Headboggle.

Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Thank you. so THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the right. I-10 East The I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got,... I'm going to go to the right. The Tower, I'm coming in through down on the right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Colin McKelvey from his Split With Headboggle. New one, 905tapes.com. I hear the best thing going right now. You boys get a load of this one, this 905 tapes? You boys heard about this one? Hot. It's hot. Don't touch it if you see it.

It's hot. Don't approach it. It's armed. You boys say what you best just call a parent. Oh, before we move on to the next tape, I want to talk about something. Serious time. You fellas know about the website The Quietest?

It's like a... Just say no because they're garbage. No. You guys familiar with a fella named Tristan Beth? No, I don't know his work. Yeah, you don't want to know him. He's no good. Who's Tristan Beth?

These motherfuckers. These MFers. These MFers, if you're under 13, have a cassette on the quietest. They have a cassette column, like a monthly thing. And these pieces of shit. I'm so mad about this. You know what they named it they named it spools out spools out first of all that doesn't even make sense and unless we get a check in the i want a seat did you send a cease and desist i got my lawyer working on it right now. You, listen, it's okay if you want to pay homage to us.

To the greats. But don't be touring our shit. You know, if you want to name your kid like Babe Wrath and get them in the big leagues. It simply isn't done. So let me tell you something. There's only one babe. Yeah, the Gipper. He's the Gipper.

Is that the Gipper? He's the one you're doing it for. He's the one you're winning it for. But in all seriousness. Is he the Gipper? Who's the Gipper? I thought Ronald Reagan was the Gipper. Air Ruth.

He had his tongue out. He's dunking it. Spools out. Let me just say this after all this. You should be proud we even said your name on the air. Trevor Mix. Tristan Bath. Tristan Bath.

You can't just make up a new name. Tristan Bath. It sounds like some... Sounds like some limey. Go for it, David. What's his name? Get real angry about it. I don't know. It sounds like some... Sounds like some limey. Go for it, Dave. What's it sound like? Get real angry about it.

I don't know. It sounds like a Hollywood... What are limeys? Limeys are the British. I thought they were Irish. Are they Irish? Yeah, like a British celebrity. No, I thought a limey... A limey is a British celebrity?

No, that's what the name sounds like. Aren't they like sailors? Because they had like... What do you have? You get scurvy, so you suck on a lime? Yeah. And they all got scurvy over there, so they all suck on limes all the time.

In England. Yeah. I think if you get scurvy, you're supposed to suck on an orange. Well, it's anything from that... Vitamin C? Anything round. Anything round. Anything round with a r from that vitamin C. Anything round.

Anything round with a rind. Just suck on a rock. You suck on a rock if it's round. Suck on Joe's butt. He's got a round one. The hole. The butthole. Alright, Dave. Listen, Dave, we're not the quietest. We need to sink to these levels. Round and blue veins. We're not at Secrets,

alright, right now. We can't talk about anything. It's got round and blue veins like a manager's special donut at Dunkin' Donuts. We're not at your special booth at Secrets, okay? We didn't order the manager's special shrimp platter. I don't want you talking about anything dirty. I had shrimp on just the other day. He's got a cream pies website. You go to joebyscreampies.com.

All right. Somebody else play tape. I wish I never brought up Tristan Beth. I personally like the Boston Cream section on JoeBeesCreamPies.com Let's try out this. We got some new stuff from Rayno. Right?

Rauno. Rauno? Rauno. Rauno? Rauno. Like, Ra? No. You confirm this?

I think so. Ra? No. Why? I think so. Raw? No. Why? I think the guy's last name is, like, Sperano. No, he said it before. I know, though, it's either raw no or raw now. It's raw.

It's raw. Yeah. You're sure on this? Yeah, I'm sure about that. All right. All right. From raw no. Now, this doesn't sound right, because it's Rayno.

I know. It never sounds right, but it is. Are you sure this is a Ronotape because... Yeah, this one is. Okay. Because it came with a sticker. Okay. A Ronotape sticker.

Well, that's not even a sticker. That's like an iron-on. Is it? That's like a white-on-white iron-on. I thought this was... But then it would be backwards. Then you wear the shirt inside out. Oh, all right.

That's how the kids are doing it. Yeah. This is the Cinex Paradiba EP. Good job. Is that imprinted or drawn on there? I don't know. That looks drawn. Let's see if we can wipe it off.

I can smear it. You can wipe all of them off. Your fingers are highly acidic. Is this tape more black than other tapes? It is more black than other tapes. That is a midnight tape. Let me see that. When the spools are black, that's dark. Let me look deep into that. I feel like if you went for an oil change,

you could just put that tape in the car. Hey, what's going on here? If you went for an oil change, this tape would come out of the car. Yeah, there you go. Well, and I peeled this back. Off the sticker. Look at this window. Oh, it's like a little clear thing. I think it is an iron- car. Yeah, there you go. Well, and I peeled this back. Off the sticker. Look at this window. Oh, it's like a little clear thing. I think it is an iron-on.

Oh, wait. Is it a shrinky dink? No, I think these are like letters like, I could put this on my car, and it would just be the letters. Oh, kind of like the letter, kind of like a sticker for when you need an oil change. Like a decal.

A decal? Yeah. Oh, yeah. See, that's what we got going on. Oh, that's nice. Wow,. Like a decal. A decal? Yeah. Oh, yeah. See, that's what we got going on. Oh, that's nice. Wow. Went all out for that. Yeah, that's nice.

You must work at like a print shop or something. A sign shop. You see the window on this one? What's with the window? It seems a little bit short and wide. Yeah, it does. I've been seeing a lot of different windows on tapes lately. We've talked about that before, though.

Let's not get into that again. Yeah, that is... Remember the size of that Nautilus window? It was huge. It was the whole tape. Gigantic. Don't get me started on that one. It's like a sunroom on a cassette. I was going to install that tape on my back deck,

get some natural light in. Now, the one side of this tape says Cinec Paradiva EP, and the other side is just an X, and it's rewound to the X. So is that the A side? this tape says Sinek Paradiva EP And the other side is just an X And it's rewound to the X So is that the A side? I don't know I don't know Why are you 20 of these?

Why are you asking me? Only 20 that's a small amount Whose turn is it? You want to throw this one away so there's only a 19? Yeah let's do that Well we'll listen to a version and see if it's any good Alright Alright

And this is from 2012 Really? Yeah Why do you say this old shit? I like the old shit. I like the digital kind of collage artwork. It's tight. It's nice.

It is nice, yeah. This is all tracks written by Wojtek Jaworowski. Okay. Cinec Paradiva EP on Rono. There's something on the X side. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Sinec. Sinec EP on Rano. From 2020. Sinek. Sinek EP on Rano. From 2012. 2012, Rano.

Rano. And what conclusion did we come to? Hold on. Can you give me that tape? Yeah. Again. No problem. Anything for Joe.

Anything for my golden boy. We may have determined that this might be that guy's project. The guy's... The Rano guy. The Rano guy. And you told me his name was... Gary. Well, this is all tracks written by Wojtek Jorowski.

That's who's in the tech. So it's not him. Yeah, that's not his name. Oh, that's not him? No. Okay. Well, because we got a raw note package with a Cinec tape from Further Records. So we were under

the impression that... Yeah. Okay. Mystery debunked. You sure his name's Gary? I'm positive. Not Wojtek? Maybe it just goes by Gary. It's easier. Yeah. Just call me Gary.

Jesus Christ. My parents are on this Frank Zappa thing. You land in Ellis Island and they say name, Wojtek. We're going to call you Gary. We're going to call you Gary. Well, my name's... We're going with Gary. All right, whose turn is it?

Dave's turn. Dave also doesn't go by his real name Yes I do What what's your real name Scared of Jelly Well that's his last name That wasn't his first name His first name is probably something weird too

Did you have another weird first name Huh No Luigi Parmesan Scared of Jelly Luigi What do you got Dave Just call me Dave Just call me Dave I think I'm gonna Probably have to do a cold listen What do you got Dave? Just call me Dave I think I'm going to probably have to do a cold listen

From the mail bag I'm good with that I didn't bring many What do you got? I think I'm going to try this Bob Bruno tape Because the cover is fun The cover is fun Little blue pig eating some

Wacky lettuce with a even the lettuce with a white teletubby on its head well that is wacky that's like uh isn't it who's that dj who um dresses up like a mouse dj lance dead mouse dj dead mouse ah it's not a dj but it looks like him standing on uh i don't know if that looks like him. His head is black, isn't it? Well, it's not exactly him. He's got a giant mouse head. Yeah. This has a whole mouse suit.

On a piggy bank with some trees underneath. Oh, this dude is in Best Coast. And Goliath the Bird Eater. Who else is in Best Coast? Was it somebody from Poca. Who else is in Best Coast? Was it somebody from Pocahontas is in Best Coast? Well, you just wait one moment. Why am I really slow Wi-Fi? Like Bethany something?

Bethany Cosentino. Yeah, she was in Pocahontas, which is kind of crazy. I didn't realize that. Bob Bruno. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Because Best Coast are like a band, right? Best Coast is like, I think they're like a popular

like indie band I think I've never actually heard them right but I've heard their name on like you know

NPR and stuff I'm in the same boat with you I've never actually heard them either I'm trying to see when this tape came out because I don't think it's a new one

cause DNT just put out a new batch like a digital natives tape a couple other tapes but this one i don't think is new i think this is a few years old well let's dive into it you want to dive into it let's check it out wait is it called clowns castle i hope so i think it's called clowns castle is it bob brunette of clown castle came out 2008 what that's crazy this is an old one that's real old 2008 limit to 79 copies i love a good purple shell oh you boys know that

love a good purple shell it's like bonkers gum like what bonkers gum it's like a bonkers purple i gotta say the name clown's castle and this cover art really makes me wish I picked this out of the mailbag. Because I'm already loving it. Oh, you know how you know it's from 2008? On the back it says MySpace.com slash Bob Bruno. Definitely from 2008. D&T took a little bit of a hiatus, but they are back up and running. Back in action.

Back in action. Back in action. Check them out. So let's dip into a little bit of D&T's past with this Bob Bruno Clown Castle cassette. Released in 2008 in October, D&T number 33, a C30, limited to 79 copies. Here's the track Snail's Pace from Bob Bruno. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so so so Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Bob Bruno. Bob Bruno. Taking us into the midnight hour. Internet told me limit it to 79, but it's numbered out of 100 inside.

Who's right? Text us at 475. That was a good one. I liked that. I liked it. I liked it a lot. My turn. Weirdo vibes. I'll go now. Yeah, boys, this is a weird one.

You guys wear your long underwear? Harsh slime walls. Here's what I'm going to play. Pick this up at a gig in Delaware. Was it last week? I don't know. Pac came down to play. Oh, yeah, last week.

Pac. Pac. She played a tether set in Newark, Delaware. Picked up a few Pac tapes. Got this one. Habibi. Habibi. Tape released by Scumbag Relations and Sleepy Cobalt Sounds.

And it says in here that, ooh, I'm just noticing for the first time how I always love silver on black on the cassette. Nice silver on black shell. Ooh, that is like a metallic silver, too. It just jumps out at you. It says here that

these were like a collection of found tapes from this. Not in my America, buddy. A little bit. Yeah. A little squiggles on the other side. These were a collection of like found tapes in Qatar. Qatar?

What? Qatar. Oh, Qatar. Cater? You know what's crazy about Qatar? Go ahead. You finish that. No, I was going to say, I don't know if this means found sounds that she recorded,

or she literally found the tapes. But then she made them into handmade tape loops. And this tape are those. The mix of all that stuff. Yeah, it's like her fiddling around with those handmade tape loops. Fiddling around with some loops. They were talking on the radio about guitar. Fruity loops.

Talking on the radio? Yeah. Talking on the radio? Yeah. What will they think of next? Because they have huge natural gas reality shows, balloons. No, like... Reserves. Reserves or whatever. That it's worth so much money that if they gave everyone there that lived there...

A poodle? No, like a cut of it. They'd all make $180,000 a year. Is that right? $180,000 a year. $180,000 a year? $180,000. Yes, that's what it is.

These are just numbers. $180,000. In American? Yes, in American. That's a lot of money. They import 95% of their food, and 100% of their water is desalinated from the Gulf. Dave jokingly actually has a few...

No, it's crazy. One sort of disaster in that whole city, or whatever, it's gone, because they don't make any food, and all their water is salt water that they have to desalinate. You don't find this interesting? You're just staring salt water that they have to desalinate. Yeah. You don't find this interesting? You're just staring at me.

I find it very interesting. I'm not really interested. No? No. Mike only wants to talk about tapes. Now you know how I feel when I start to talk about stuff and you just look at me and say, I don't care.

When you're like, did you see this onion article? It said, team throws football down mountain. The onion's a little bit more clever than that joke. Go buy 90 sleeves off. Fuck. Fuck you, Dave, because you like the onion.

I love the onion. Love it. No, when I try to, like, I... I hate the onion. Because I only have so many people I can talk to during the day, so if I have, like, a story about, you know, the politics of politics of the day i just want you you know how many fucking bullshit stories you tell me where i'm like what that's crazy and i listen to it the whole time i'm like i do not care no none because i love you joe i just want every once in a while you to say like what chris christie

did that and not like mike i don't care i don care. Don't talk to me about that. Whatever. All right. Well, anyway. Now, I try to bring up some geopolitics, and you don't care. Pack. Whenever I think of Chris Christie, for some reason, I always picture him sitting in his underwear at like 12 o'clock at night, prank calling people and be like, hey, this is Louis Dornan. I don't know why. Chris Christie's not a woman. I don't know why.

What? Chris Christie's not a woman? Do you not know who the governor of New Jersey is? No. Chris Christie? You got it. You nailed it. Just in a pair of boxers and a really tight tank top.

Oh, boxers? I was thinking tighty-whities. No, no, no. Like the ones that hang. Tight boxers. The ones that your dad used to wear. Yeah, real loose. Tight boxers, like Miller Lite boxers.

But they're really tight. Are they silky? With Spuds McKenzie all over them. Was he for Miller Lite? Who was he for? I think I don't know. It was Louie Donuts. Are they silky? With like Spuds McKenzie all over them. Was he for Miller Lite? Who was he for? I think I don't know. It was the Louie Donuts. Louie Donuts?

Your refrigerator running? So he's doing classic Franks. Yeah, classic Franks. He's like, I'm going to put together a book of these. I like your Chris Christie. And his nephew is like... Wait, is it like Christmas?

Is the family over? And he didn't put on pants? I'll put on some umbros later. Louis Donuts don't wear pants. I gotta let my calves

breathe. Doctor says there's a calf problem. Bring phone calls. I can't cover my calves. You know that. I'll wear flip flops

and umbros and that's it. And a tank top. With the little furry guy from the beach giving you the middle finger. Chris, the boardwalk's on fire. I'm doing my little donuts. Hold on. The boardwalk's on fire again.

Alright, well let's get into this pack tape. BB. I'm not sure when it came out. But I don't think it's a new one. Quick scan. Quick scan. Quick scan. I got nothing. All right, well, let's get into it.

Some cassette loopy-doopies from Pac. Oh, my God. Jerry the Goat Swing your shaker Swing your shaker Swing your shaker Swing your shaker Swing your shaker Swing your shaker Swing your shaker Swing your shaker Swing your shaker Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon I love you. Thank you. so

uh Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Hope you packed your bags for that trip to the Far East. Have fun, Dave. You're always good for a pun. Pack a BB cassette on Scumbag Relations and Sleepy Cobalt Sounds. That actually did come out recently, 2013. Came out back in March. Possibly still available. It's an edition of 100. Awesome tape.

Pretty sweet. Tight loops. Yeah, man. Pretty sweet layout. She killed it when she played. Tight loops. I had never seen her perform live before. pretty sweet tight loops yeah man pretty sweet layout she killed it when she played tight loops I had never seen her perform live before

she had like four different tape machines and it was awesome I enjoyed Joe B what do you got Joe B I don't know

what you got for us what you got in that bag he's got some prestles what you got in that bag what you got in that bag eating prestles Joe B's gramming right now No I'm not gramming

I was looking some stuff up Research I haven't listened to this tape yet This Marcus Rubio tape Rooms It's on Prairie Fire So if I make a Marco Rubio joke right now Just in searching I saw that came up

He's some sort of person He is a person Oh this shell Am I going to get something if I touch this shell That's a bright orange isn't it Biohazard warning warning That came out of Fukushima This is like a

Five hour energy shell right here This is a bright ass orange This is like a five-hour energy show right here. This is a bright-ass orange. This is a Prairie Fire tape, huh? Mm-hmm. It's got a package from him with a bunch of Prairie Fire, Dub Ditch Picnic stuff. Doing well, I hear. He was in that car accident.

He's back? He's at home now. Back in the saddle. He's walking, I think. Walking, that's a step. Which is another pun. Got married? You got married?

Oh, yeah. He got married? Oh yeah, he got married in the hospital, I think. What? Yeah. To a nurse. He got married to his nurse. It was love at first sight.

What? So he left his girlfriend for his nurse? He left his fiance and now he's with his nurse. What? That's crazy. Wet nurse.

His wet nurse. His wet nurse. Or the wet nurse. Soaking wet. For the person that was next to him? She, no, she was,

yeah. She, different hospital, but she heard about him, read about the story, was next to him? No, she was... Yeah. A different hospital, but she heard about him, read about the story, went to find him, and they fell in love. Wow.

Or it's his wet nurse from when he was little. It was his wet nurse from when he was little. They had lost contact. She read the story, and she went to go find him, and they instantly fell in love. She had always had a thing for him.

That's why. Even back then. Even back then. Which is weird. Mima, he called her. Mima. Mima. So now they're married, and I hear every day, she can't walk.

They rub butts. Every day she can't walk is what you heard? I'm saying she can't walk, but he's... He's recovering. From what I hear, the rumor is he's stealing her life force, and that's why he can walk. She's getting worse every day. Oh, all right.

And he's getting a little bit better. That happens sometimes. Marcus Rubio, Room's Cassette. I like this artwork. Yeah, that's nice. Lots of white happening. Yeah, I like the white on the back there. I like this red circle going on in the cover.

This abstract. He's got a lot of stuff out. Raisin blacks. Oh yeah? Tell me about it. This one. The lower left hand corner What? What is that?

Dolphins from Eeeeee Yeah, I don't know. Let me see. What do you got? The lower left hand corner Wait. Dolphin?

What is that? I don't know. I wonder if he really rode that dolphin fully clothed. It's a blackfish soundtrack. Wait, what is that? I don't know. I wonder if he really rode that dolphin. It's a blackfish soundtrack. I don't want to talk about that movie. Now, this was written, arranged, and recorded by Marcus Rubio. In case anyone was wondering who arranged it, he arranged it.

All right, well, let's get into this. Cold listen. Marcus Rubio, Rooms cassette on Prairie Fire tapes. New one just came out. Here it is. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon All right, that was Marcus Rubio. Marcus Rubio, rooms. Do you want me to come back in from the tape, or do you just want to fucking do it?

I thought we were a family. Oh. I thought we could all do it together. Me and you, and not Dave, but me and you. Oh, just me and you. All right. Friends forever. Good buddy clubs unite. Do the secret shake under the table.

Don't let Dave say it. Whatever. You guys are touching each other's dicks. That's part of the shake. Yeah. Just the tip. All right, Dave, what do you got? How loud do you think this chip bag is?

Oh, you're melting my chips with your laptop. My laptop? This is a new laptop. This one doesn't put off the heat. I wouldn't call it a new laptop. You know what? That's mine. Mine's getting all hot.

New isn't different. Look at that. Yeah, this is burning up. Yeah, I think on the last episode you could hear my computer fan. Because when you leave it open for a long time, it really... I bought like the $200 laptop. Yeah. But I thought like, you know, it's an HP.

How bad could it be? It could be bad. Screams all the time. Oh, it takes so long to start up. It's like a blank white screen for like 10 minutes. Sometimes I think it's... And whenever you turn it on on it gives you a warning about how the internal battery doesn't have enough power to like keep it going and make sure it's

plugged in really just when you turn it on yeah and i just got it like a few months ago hp sent me a new one fans of the show they are all right what do you got um you know what I don't know we're no I don't want to play that one cause we already played something from that label uh damn man

I don't know what I want to do oh you know what let's do this flamingo creatures tape what's that all about flamingo creatures that's this is a cosmic uh winnetou jammy Oh, you know what? Let's do this Flamingo Creatures tape. What's that all about? Flamingo Creatures. This is a cosmic Winnetou jammy. It's some people, part of the Data Shock crew, I believe. Yeah.

Looks like it. Ruth Maria Adam. I like the artwork on this. It's like a polka dot sky. Ronnie Olivares. Like a blue landscape with palm trees. I just hurt my eyeballs. Some people on there.

This came out in a batch with... Somebody riding a giraffe up there on the horizon. That might be a horse. Pulse emitter outdoor tape. That's a long neck. You know that pulse emitter tape that he recorded outdoors? Oh, yeah. This came out in that batch.

Okay. All right. tape that he recorded outdoors. Oh, yeah. This came out in that batch. Okay. Alright. I like the I normally don't like when there's like a little band-aid-esque piece of artwork of any kind. I like that too because it's from the thing. It's from the thing and it's a nice hard rectangle. It's gotta be hard.

I don't like the pill shape. Let me see that. That's a hard rectangle. You seriously thought they were rounded? It's a joke. He'll get the joke. That's a hard rectangle. Let me see. Are you serious? I thought they were rounded. That's a joke. Let's get to consensus. Oh, that's a rectangle right there. That's worthy of Webster's.

All right. Well, you want to jump in here? When you search hard rectangle, is that what you mean? You look up hard rectangle and it shows that one. It shows that? Yeah. You know what? Let me...

Hold on. You know what? It's not centered. It's not centered.'s not centered no points offered not being talked about that b plus cut off a little bit of the side that's hanging off yeah you want to cut and cut that part off that'll be nice yeah cosmic winnital just send everyone a razor blade and a ruler what you're gonna want to do well you're really gonna have to chop into that that's a shame or you can just leave it like it is no no no i don't want

to mike you could probably wipe that off i'll wipe it i'll wipe it real if you won't see anything of it again yeah this is uh pretty incredible artwork i'm trying to see here if it says you know what one thing i do like a lot about cosmic wind tower releases is um because they number them all but they put like these tiny little boxes on the inside where he writes the numbers. And they're so small, but he really gets in there with that pen. I'd be all over the place. It's like he's got a robot numbering these things.

It's got a nice fine point. Oric by Jens Fleischer. What are those fancy fine point art pens? Like a pig in pen, like a micron? Yeah. And he's got like the... He's got a nice micron. He's got the little...

.005. The soldering, the magnetic... Oh,.005. The magnifying glass for like, that comes in like a little soldering stand. For like a jeweler or what? Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

He's got a jeweler's kit to number these. All right, well, let's play this Flamingo Creatures Noct Fresen. Why isn't Dave saying the name of the tape? Just shut up, we're playing the tape. Flamingo Creatures. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon ¶¶ Thank you. Flamingo creatures Taking us out Late night jams Are we back? We're back Oh we're back And we are back Flamingo creatures Creatures. Taking us out. Late night jams. Are we back?

We're back. Oh, we're back. And we are back. Put a mingled creature at me. I didn't know what was going on. I was like staring at you. Huh? Yeah. Huh?

Huh? I got lost in your eyes. Give me a break. Huh? That was some soothing jams there. Yeah, I knew. I like the... Dave was saying how I should make wind chimes out of cassettes

and put them on my front porch. You should. Just have them like clanging together all night. Oh, that's pretty good. I might do it. Yeah, you should. I'll do it. All right.

Yeah, that one I believe is still available. Fun craft for the family to make. Yeah. A little family time. All right. You ready to take her home? Take me home. Take me home. Take me home tonight.

I'm going to play this tape that just came out on a... I had some beating in there. A fairly new label, brand new label called Oma333. I believe they're from the UK. I'll have to double check on my free time my time off boss is breathing down my neck about internet i can't do it right now you don't even know what a boss is tape by uh please dave i've been working since you've been in pampers tape by uh you don't even know what working is he doesn't know what working is uh not in the

traditional sense tape by r stevie moore called in the history of ever Tape by R. Stevie Moore called In the History of Ever. I feel like his first cassette in like a long, long, long time. Anybody know the last time he had a cassette out? I don't know. 25 years. Hasn't released a cassette in 25 years. Wow. And this is stuff, you know when you get a tape and it's like recorded between 2009 and 2011?

Yeah. You're like, wow, he took a long time to record that. Well, this is like 69. Yeah, this is... It says it on the beard. It's in the beard. Well, this tape's mostly beard. From 1969 to 2013.

It's a bunch of tracks assembled together. My favorite... This is a... I gotta say... No, the packaging's stellar. Yeah, the packaging is fucking beautiful. This label, OMA333... Was that the name of the label?

Or was it something else? No, that was the name of the label. Okay. Send us a few other tapes. Blood Music. UFO, FBI. Something else is over there. But they all look incredible, these like drawings this cover has like

a dinosaur and like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 heads of R. Stevie Moore all playing what is that a flute? might be a lute

and then there's a picture of him here just a photograph of him put on some chapstick yeah well you know it's cold is he putting on his lips or his mustache?

looking off into the distance at who knows what. He's waxing it. He's waxing that mustache. You got to keep it out of your mouth. Yeah, yeah, because you don't want to take a bite of something and all of a sudden it's all hair. No, that's gross. Another one of these.

I've been seeing a lot of these candy cane red. Oh, those slightly transparent. Slightly transparent, but not all the way. Yeah. Cassettes. Nolightly transparent, but not all the way. Yeah. Cassettes. No screws either, huh? I like that the ink kind of lends itself to that too, where it's like kind of slightly faded black that you can see through too.

Yeah, it's not opaque imprinting. Yeah, that's tight. All right, well, let's end episode number 38 out on this one. Tape by our Stevie Moore called in the history of ever brand new one on OMA three, three, three. And thanks to Newton for doing the intro.

We got anyone else? I think we got any other announcements. Oh, well, three of the tabs out crew, So we got anyone else to thank? We got any other announcements? I don't know. Oh, well, three of the Tabs Out crew peeps are going to be hanging out down in D.C. Dr. Clocks. Dr. Clocks? Dr. Clocks Bar. What is Dr. Clocks Bar?

We're going to be playing there. Oh, is that where we're playing that gig in D.C.? Oh, yeah. Everybody wants to... Me, Weather Veils, and... When's that? John Pyle. Next Saturday? Pleasure Island. Oh, yeah? there oh is that where we're playing that gig in dc so oh yeah i want to say me weather avails and when's that pile next pleasure island oh yeah in dc dabs out concert calendar come on down to dr clocks on dr clocks what is it i don't i don't know two dollar buds from eight to ten we got a wet t-shirt contest and then someone sent me a message on facebook asked if i went to play

so dave said he was going to go i figured i and then someone sent me a message on Facebook asking if I went to play. So Dave said he was going to go. I figured I'd get down there a little bit. Nice. Check out the nation's capital. See what it's got to offer. Are you going to be all right? No, he's going to cry. I tear up a little bit on every trip.

He loves politics. I do. Did you say, was Dr. Clocks really the name of the place we're playing? I think so, yeah. Dr. Clocks? Something like that. What day is that on? It's a Saturday. Yeah, you can't go. You we're playing? I think so, yeah. Dr. Clocks? Something like that. What day is that on? It's a Saturday.

Yeah, you can't go. You can't go, Joe. You weren't invited anyway. No one asked you to play. I know. All right. So that's the end. That's the end of the listing of the Tabs.Concert calendar.

Those are like a cobbler's shoes over there, Joe. I like those. Those are nice. Are those like Doc Martens? Yeah, they're Doc Martens. All right. R.C.V. Moore in the history of ever. OMA 333. Episode episode number 38 thanks for listening you mean the person who makes shoes

shoe yeah exactly because he really knows what the fuck he's doing man because he spends all day he's like the soul's too thick the soul's too thin and then he comes up i've done it it's like a pizza man's pizza oh well wouldn't you want A pizza man's pizza Absolutely You know I wouldn't Because he's like Working all day Making pizzas

And he's just gonna Throw one together For himself R.C.V. Moore Good night It was never what it was Cracked up to be Me loving you And you loving me It was never what it was cracked up to be.

Me loving you and you loving me. You always play fast and loose. But I never let myself see the truth. Drink and diet, Pepsi and rum. That's where I've come from. It could have been rum and coke, but a love of fire's always been a joke. One day the truth kicked me square in the eyes And I can't even say I was surprised

Maybe you want me to regret it But all I want my love is to forget it Just drinking diet, Pepsi and rum That's where I've come from It could have been rum and coke But her love of fire's always been a joke Diet, Pepsi, and rum That's where I've come from It could have been rum and coke

But our love of fire's always been a joke. There you go. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021.