Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #39 | 1.26.14

Episode Date: January 26, 2014

Genetics and Windsurfing, Avian Bones, 555, ((Husband Material)), Nerve Net Noise, Wojtek, { An Eel }, Spitting Falcons, Bit Shifter, Oubliette, Primate Pyramid, DJ DJ Tanner, Dj Mickey, Former Selves, and Lockbox.

This is Mike Sugarman of adhawk.fm. And you are listening to Cassettes on Your Computer with Tabs Out Podcast. damn keep dying tabs out that was good tabss out Cassette podcast Episode number 39 39 Ooh The big one boys One more before 40 Then we're over the hill We should check that

But I think you're right You're over the hill at 41 aren't you? I think 40 is the hill 40? 41 And then what happens after that? I don't know We had a 40th birthday party for my dad

And it was an over the hill party For your what? Hmm? For your what? my dad you're my real dad okay just checking a little bit of night stalker there classic uh in television game yeah couldn't get past the first level sorry guys you know there is no level in that it's just like a maze like. The screen's like a little maze, and you're a little guy, and you're shooting at bats and I think a robot. And you just walk around and you keep shooting until I guess you get bored. So are you stalking bats and robots?

I never had that decision. Stalking the night. Or wait, maybe the bats and robots are night stalkers. Oh, and you're fighting them. You're battling, yeah. You're shooting at them. I don't know what your deal is.

Yeah, what are you doing outside? What are you getting out of it? What are you doing in a maze at night? Yeah, so you're supposed to be the good guy and you're like intruding on like, you know,

the bats and the robots. The bats and robots have lived peacefully for thousands of years. And all of a sudden you're there and you're like, oh my God. That's the twist.

You're actually the villain. Oh, I never looked at it that way. You're going through their maze late at night and fuck them. No one will do tonight. What are you at it that way. You're going through their maze late at night. What are you going to do, Billy? Night stalk. Go stalk the robots and the bats.

Peacefully they live for thousands of years. Oh, man. I've been up for a while, so this might... I might ramble on a little bit. Are you going to pull Dave and just fall asleep? I'm working on... Are you pulling your neck meat Dave and just fall asleep? I might, yeah. Well, I'm working on... Are you pulling your neck meat right now?

No, no, I'm not. Are you really, Dave? I'm not Dave. Oh. I've been... I'm running on 37 hours. 37 hours? No sleep.

I got a little bit of like a sinus thing going on, but I'm just down to five hour energy. Wait a minute. When was Tabitha up i woke up on friday morning and haven't slept since then and now it's like nine o'clock on saturday night yeah so it's like yeah because seven seven in the morning seven to seven is 24 and plus another like 14 hours. All right. Yeah. So, we'll see what happens. Why don't you just go to bed? Well, you know,

I'm a dedicated man. I gotta do, you know, I gotta talk into a microphone, play some cassette tapes, and then hopefully someone will listen to it. If you listen to it,

please, let us know. All right, who wants to start off tonight with some cassette tapes? Why don't you start off, Mike? Oh, God. I was hoping you would.

It's been a while. I was going to take a nap. It's been a while. I like that one. Good reference, Joe. Thanks. All right, you want to start off with one of the new Orange Milk guys? What is this guy?

Yeah, do that. We'll get around to that. That's awesome. Joe, I got a question for you. Do you have pepperoni fused to your finger? What the fuck is going on there? Huh? What is that? That's my call Joe, I got a question for you. Do you have pepperoni fused to your finger? What the fuck is going on there? Huh? What is that?

That's my callus from drawing. Oh, why is it so red? No, that's paint because I was painting it. Oh, God, thank goodness. It did look a little small. Try to clean up before you come over here. Well, because of the bump. Do you see it?

It's gross. Chew that off. Oh, my goodness. That is huge. That's over the hill. The paint gets caught on it. Oh, I would chew the shit out of that. I usually trim it with a razor blade sometimes.

Oh, yeah? To take the top layer off. Oh, that's good. Oh, it's awesome. I just did that. You made me a little sick, though. Don't talk about that anymore. Look at it.

Oh, I don't want to look at it. Not up close. Three new Oh, God. Three new orange milk releases just came out. Oh, look at that pink one. Yeah, man. Damn, girl. Let me see that.

We'll get around to it, Dave. In time for Easter. Look at that. Tapes from Genetics and Windsurfing, Ryan Emmett and Wes Tyree I don't know anything about any of these people That's what I like about the milk That's what I like about the milk That's what we like about the milk

I'm going to shuffle them up Dave, why don't you pick a number Divisible by two Two? Two? Wait Two Let's do this Gen and windsurfing. Oh, that's the one I want to hear.

Let me see the cover. Yeah, check out this cover. Look at that melting orb. Oof. That's wet. They get it wet. They get it wet over there. Got some bad Photoshop effects on there.

Oh, yeah, big time. Yeah. So, that's good, dude. We just did a laser focus. Oh, no, this is good because it's got like that. See, this is what it would look like if it was done well. What's that mean? I think that's a burn.

He burned you. He burned me? Oh, because I'm really bad at trying to make. Okay, yeah, I get what you're talking about. Maybe I'm going for that look, Dave. Easy there, Mike. Easy, buddy buddy You make art This is awesome looking

Yeah I don't know anything about GenX and wind surfing What's this tape called Dave While it's in your paws It is called While it's trapped in your mitts I don't know Figures

Audio stream continuum Maybe No that sounds right That's it Yeah it is Audio stream continuum Pass that on over right That's it Yeah it is Audio stream continuum No that sounds right Pass that on over here

Cause if this I really like the The tape Oh look at that World with the drip in it Oh I like that That's an Oh that's an

I like the purple ink On the yellow shell That looks pretty Is that purple I would call that a burgundy Well It's in the purple family Why is it

I thought burgundy Is more of like a Red mixed with black What's purple Purple Yeah That's like red and blue Well, it's in the purple family. Why is it? I thought burgundy is more of like a red mixed with black. What's purple? Purple? Yeah. That's like red and blue?

Red and blue. We can argue colors all day long, though. Well, let's do that while we play this tape. All right, so here's something from a brand new one on orange milk genetics and windsurfing. Audio stream continuum. And here is a taste of a side a Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Genetics and windsurfing. Quack, quack, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle. Quack, quack, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle. That was tight.

That got me going. That revved me in all the right places. All of, quack, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle. Quack, quack, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle. That was tight. Quack. That got me going. That revved me in all the right places. All of them? All the right places, huh? Always bringing it home. Seth Graham, who runs that label, currently selling the guitar on Facebook.com. Log on to Facebook.com, check out his profile,

make an offer. What kind of guitar? Black one. Oh, black one. Ooh, I like those. Old five string. Ooh. Sit on the front porch.

They don't make them like that anymore. Play some Tom Petty. Or is it six string? They make the strings with the guitar. Usually six. But in the 50s they made them with five.

Ooh, well that was a different time. In the 40s they made them with four. In the 30s they made them with three. They make guitars by whatever decade.

And when the 70s came they were like, we can't make them any bigger. No more. But then in 2012 though they made the 12 string. They made the 12 string guitar. But it traveled back in time so that's why it's always been there. we can't make a mini-bagger. No more. But then in 2012, though, they made the 12 string. They made the 12 string guitar, yeah.

But it traveled back in time, so that's why it's always been there. They don't make them like that anymore. That was back when men were men. Is it a hard body? When we would make steel, you know, and we'd press, we'd form the steel into a car. And now, look at Detroit. Back in my day, a guitar wasn't nothing but a wooden plank with a fishing line on a nail. I remember that. I remember that.

I remember that. You used to make a pick out of mud, wait for it to harden. Wait for it to harden. To put in the oven while your mom was making dinner. Oven? Whoa, rich boy. You had an oven? Whoa.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. Go back to your house. All right, who wants to go next? Do you want to go? We always go clockwise. Do you want to go counterclockwise? I might get dizzy and fall over.

I might get vertigo. Joe's going third? I don't know about that. I'm okay with it. Whatever you guys want to do. All right, I'll go next. Twist my arm, why don't you? I guess Dave already had a plan.

Little did you know, Joe, I've always planned on going next. All right, I'm going to play this avian bones tape. Little did you know, Joe. I've always planned on going next. I'm going to play this avian bones tape. Avian bones tape. I don't know if you guys could hear me. Hollow bones, like a bird. I don't know where the... That's how they fly. Here it is.

This tape came out on... What's it called? Chaos of the Stars. Chaos of the Stars. Stars are crazy. They're crazy, dude. Stars are crazy. You're made of the Stars. Chaos of the Stars. Stars are crazy. They're crazy, dude. Stars are crazy. You're made of dead stars.

You know our sun isn't big enough to supernova? No, it's just not going to supernova, huh? It's just going to nova? It's just going to nova. You know there's like a mega nova? Or a super mega nova? A hypernova? Hypernova.

Hypernova. I'm thinking of... What's this new thing that's so you're thinking about black holes oh they're crazy is that what he said yeah they are crazy now he says they don't do did you hear about that though well i didn't click on it he um everyone's saying that he said they were crazy but he just said that button was stuck because he was talking about something else. He was talking about the McRib. They are crazy. What about stars?

What about black holes? It was stuck. So everyone thinks... He doesn't think... He doesn't really think they're crazy. His eyes are just going real fast. No, no. You got McRib sauce stuck under his mouse button. Ring the bell for,

that was the second reference to Stephen Hawking on Tabs Out. Dig into an earlier episode to hear our last one. Was it real? Yeah. You don't remember that? What do we do? We'll have to dig it up for when we do our 100th episode and we'll get the best of.

It'll be Tabs Out, 100th episode, best of Stephen Hawking. That's crazy. Hopefully that button will still be stuck. He doesn't use buttons. No. He can't use buttons. His shirts are all Velcro. All right, let's order.

Easy, easy. Mike goes blue fast. Yeah, let's order. Easy, easy. That goes blue fast. He does. You give him the go ahead and he'll run with it. Well, I'm talking and you guys are doing the stretch out thing. When you're like, keep going, keep going. Give the people what they want.

Give him an inch and he'll take a meter. Where are we, Joe? England? Let's do this. Avian Bones. Avian Bones. England's crazy.

Came out over. This label called Chaos of the Stars, I guess it's new. What did Stephen Hawking say about Buckles? Yeah, crazy. I think it was... Put your goddamn hands down for a second. I just want to grab it.

Chaos of the Stars, I guess it's a new label this is number four this is like a you know like a copied photocopied thing you know that's standard

no it's a little heavier stock than than regular paper this is like than your 24 pound bond yeah your computer paper you got like these

blank this is a bad idea you gotta put something on some kind of indicator on here oh yeah well I always write completely completely Yeah. Your computer paper. You got like these blank. This is a bad idea. You got to put something on. Something on. Some kind of indicator on here. Oh, yeah. Well, I always write with the line on the tape.

Completely. Yeah, you need some kind of indicator on the tape. But this is old, Dave. Well, I didn't know if that's when it was recorded and it just got released or what. When was it recorded? Well, it says 2011, right? It just says Chaos Stars SFCA. I don't know what that means.

San Francisco, California. I know what that means. San Francisco, California. I know what that means. June 2011. You did not. You're lying. That was a goof. Just goofing. So I don't know anything about this project.

I don't really know anything about the label either. Pass it on over. Well, we know they're from California. Is that what that means? Sunshine State. All right. Well, you want to jump in here. Is that what that means? Sunshine State. All right. Well, you want to jump in here on the state that's possibly three years old? Yeah.

It's got some good gems on it, so I will let you guys hear some. Oh, thanks, Dave. I'm on Discogs right now. This did come out in 2011. Anytime, Joe. Oh, did it come out in 2000? And they just sent it over, huh? Andrew Allen is the name of the fella that does this project.

Another good superhero. Or villain. He's more of a villain. Yeah, he's definitely a villain. Andrew Allen is the name of the fella that does this project. Another good superhero. Or villain. He's more of a villain. Yeah, he's definitely a villain. Andrew Allen? Yeah. All right, well, let's get into Andrew Allen's. I kind of feel like he's like a butler.

A butler, Andrew Allen? Yeah. Not today, Andrew. Avian Boons. He's a gardener. The gardener, Andrew Allen. Only on the Surface Gazette on Chaos of the Stars from back in 2011. Way back. Way back.

Way back. Flashback. Here it is. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Avian bones. Avian bones. Avian. Avian. Avian. That's like a bird, right? That's a bird, yeah.

Like an airplane. Yeah. Aviation. Yeah. Aviator sunglasses. A bomber jacket. Obama jacket. Not my jacket.

All right, Jobyoby what do you got Play this um Chew your food first That's what he's doing right now I mean don't chew it We'll chew it close to the mic Get the mic real wet 555 I think the tape's called Solar Express

Yeah Didn't we play this before Did we play this I don't think so I got it a couple mail bags ago Yeah Didn't we play this before? Did we play this? I feel like we played this, Dave I don't think so I got it a couple mailbags ago Yeah I don't think we played it

Okay I thought we did Well, can you check? Maybe I just listened to it a bunch Before it went back in the mailbag Yeah, I don't think we played it Is the project called 555? The project's called 555

Yeah, I don't think we played this Do some research What do you know about 555? I don't know anything about 555? The project's called 555. Yeah, I don't think we played this. Do some research. What do you know about 555? I don't know anything about 555. It's 15. Yeah. It's the math episode. We're nerding out on everybody tonight.

Let me check that out. I really like it. Yeah, I like this. You know what? I'm looking at this because the shell sticker with these little like... Video game dudes? It looks like... I was going to say a little rocket. A little 8 video game dudes. It looks like I was going to say

a little rocket. A little 8-bit rocket. Oh yeah. I was thinking you know like in Space Invaders. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm looking at that thinking maybe we didn't play this before. We didn't. You know that for a fact? I just checked. Well. Go Booyah Shaka.

Booyah Shaka. What label put this out? Mooncliff. Mooncliff. Oh yeah. See how it allliff. Moongliff. Oh, yeah. See how it all comes together. It all comes together. Hand that over.

And do we know who 555 is? No, I don't know. I think. I bet there's a lot of text. This J card, I'm going to say it right now. This J card feels thick. Anybody want to guess on the number of panels? Three.

Three? Dave, what do you think? It doesn't even weigh like an ounce. How you how many panels oh i thought you said pounds like how many panels you thought joe thought this weighed three pounds i was making never mind if i try to explain the joke it's gonna make any sense now how many panels five whoa jesus this is a three pound jay card there's not five panels there let. Whoa. Jesus Christ. This is a three-pound J-card. There's not five panels there. Let's see.

Ooh, just two. It's just a thick stock. All right. I like that inside. I like this design. This is a really... Ooh. I do feel like we talked about...

Do Moongliff all of them do this thing? I don't know. The inside is all black and white. What would you call those designs, Joe? Geometric. That's it? You're not going to get, like, you went to, both of you have, like, between the two of you, like, seven years of art school, and I'm getting geometric. And good art school.

It's a couple of wavy lines. A couple of wavy lines. And the outside, what would you call that, Joe? Let's get another. There's some colors. Colors. Colors. I'm trying to look here if there's a name.

Recorded in 2013, New Orleans. Chris Farstad is the name of this one. What's so funny about that? I don't know. Chris. Chris. Like, Chris. But it's C-R-I-S

Joe was right though There are a lot of colors On the cover Log on to your Go down to your local library Log on to the internet Go to Moonglyph's website And check out the cover

Because it looks awesome Alright well I saw it was rewinded to side A So we'll play the first track Rainbow Death Rainbow Death That's also a lot of colors It's a rainbow

When a rainbow dies No when a rainbow dies a lot of colors. It's a rainbow. When a rainbow dies? No, when a rainbow dies there's no colors. Because I thought It's just black. Really? Yeah. I thought it was

I thought all rainbows were dying. I thought all rainbows were always dying. Well, we're all dying in like a Tibetan sense of like we are all dying.

I don't go for that Eastern stuff. 5-5-5. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 5-5-5. Mike, I thought you said you didn't go for that Eastern stuff. I like that one. Yeah, that was good. That was good. Don't know much about 5-5-5.

No, I'm on the Moongliff site right now. Edition of 150 is still available. 150? That's a lot. That is a lot, isn't it? Is that a lot or a little? Is that a lot or a little? That's a lot. What about like a thousand?

That's a lot. Yeah, that's like you open your eyes. That's a lot. What about like a million? A million? A million? That's a lot. An edition of a million.

What are we talking about? Tapes or just numbers? Oh, no, we're talking about tapes. An addition of a million. Well, are we talking about tapes or just numbers? Oh, no, we're talking about tapes. Because numbers, I mean, any number. Numbers, so we can keep going. Yeah, yeah, two million. That's not big. Three million.

That's not big. That's not that big? No, you can do infinity times more than that. Oof, you just blew my mind. And tapes? Just numbers. Tapes? Number, we're talking about numbers right now.

What's the biggest number there is? What's the biggest number? Ten. No, they found another one. Oh, fuck. Yeah. All right, I think we're stealing somebody else's joke here. Oh, have we done original material at all in these last three?

Everything I say, Dave, is a reference to something. And everything I say is a reference but slightly tweaked. So you can't Google it and find it exactly. The Tibetan thing I said earlier was a reference. I can't't Google it and find it exactly. The Tibetan thing I said earlier was a reference. I can't remember what it's a reference to. And I'm like, these soft pretzels are making me thirsty. See what he did there?

He changed it to soft. I see what he did. Google that. Google that. With quotes. Did you mean pretzels? They won't know. Google's not that good. All right, whose turn is it?

It's you. All right, I'm going gonna play one that I really enjoy really enjoy really what have you been playing I mean I play stuff that I like I play stuff that's good

good good I play stuff that I haven't heard yet to get a taste and then there's some stuff that I really like like that you know that

that dad tape that we played I really liked it. I'm playing shit that I hate. I would never play stuff that I hate. But this tape by a project called Parentheses Parentheses Husband Material. Close parentheses, close parentheses. Do you think that's part of it?

Well, I don't think you say it. The tape's called Go Ahead and Start the Family Without Me on Patient Sounds. A brand new one just came out. Patient Sounds number 49. I don't really know anything about this project at all. What a story, Mike. Thanks. I liked the track titles, though.

I like that title, Go Ahead and Start the Family Without Me. And I also enjoyed this picture on the inside of the J-Card. Look at those guys. An old photograph of two fellas just being fellas. Some nice, look at, would you call those shorts or would you call those? That's underwear. That's underwear, right? Those aren't shorts.

With the nice, it's, ugh. Why was that a thing? Hey, man. Who's this guy, Dave? The one guy's like, hey, Frank. And the other guy's like, hey, let's go get a hoagie. Yeah, that nailed it. What's the other guy's name? Bill. Where's Hoagie's regional? Bill and Frank. Philadelphia.

Philadelphia is a hoagie? Where's the submarine? Somewhere else. Submarine sandwich. Obviously somewhere else, Mike. Under the water. I don't know. Maybe that's a West. No, I think we're hoagies. We're hoagies? No, we're subs. We're submarines? We're just subs.

There's a submarine sandwich. So what's the difference? Just what you call it? It's just what you call it. Yeah, it's the same thing. I think some people, I think some make like one of them hot or something like that. See, that's not what your parents were saying downstairs is a huge difference between a hoagie and a sub. They were just yapping gums.

Yapping gums. I think there is a huge difference on what goesagie and a sub. They were just yapping gums. Yapping gums. I think there is a huge difference on what goes on it. Yeah, probably. We'll get Wawa to tell us. Wawa's a sponsor of the show. And then a grinder.

What's a grinder? Grinder's hot. Grinder, I think, is like a hot. Yeah, yeah. Like you toast the roll. You toast the roll with... I wonder if we could

get a sponsor for the show. I mean... Yeah. Like someone, like, you know, in the middle... In the middle of the... After a tape, it'll just say,

this episode of Tabs Out brought to you by... Hey, this is Louis Darnot. Louis Darnot. I mean, I'd love... Yeah, let's get a sponsor. Brought to you by Fletchman's Blanks. The only blanks with nothing on them. Fletchman's. And Marshall's Head Cleaner.

When good enough isn't good enough, reach for Marshall's. I bet we can hook that up. Yeah, let's do it. Mathworks. 250 job openings. Herman Miller Air Run Chair. enough reach for Marshalls I bet we can we can hook that up works Miller Aaron 250 job openings forever man they just cannot fill those slots now they can't all right I'm gonna place

the first track off of side B of this husband material tape brand new one on patient sounds came out I think like three days ago or something like that you're cool here it is came out, I think, like three days ago or something like that. Here, cool. Here it is. What did you say?

What did you say? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Husband material. That was good, Mike. Thanks. New one on Patient Sounds. Came out with a batch with tape from M. Sage and Derek Rogers and a few other folks. There's a bundle deal if you go to patientslashsounds.com. You can pick that up for a low, low price of something. Patient slash sounds? Patient dash sounds.

Did I say slash? Yes, you did. You can't put a slash in a web. No, you cannot. No, you cannot. It's illegal. Web can't handle. Web can do so much stuff.

Cyber police. Web can't do slash. Cyber police. No, webs can do slash. Come and get you. Webs do slashes all the time. Yeah, but not the way that you. Not there.

You're doing them incorrectly. Sorry. Whose turn is it? Yeah, wait. Wait wait a minute it's my turn wait did we start going the wrong way at some point don't worry about me going this way what what you just played five five five no what's that oh i think my genetics and windsurfing i played avian bones joe played five five five i played house material now it's your turn. Now it's my turn. I knew we'd get fucked up if we went this way. Jesus Christ. We should have moved the

table and everything to the other side of the room. Everything's a mess. Everything's fucked up, man. Syria. Stop politics. Enough politics. I like it. I like it when Joe gets angry. I love when joe gets angry what do you got dave um on this label i've never heard of called masters chemical society masters or master masters okay i've never heard of this label either. Master Chemical Society I've heard of.

Okay. What? I think we did get messed up. No. Dave played Avian Bones. No, no, no. We didn't. Mike played Genetics and Wind Surfing. I played Genetics and Wind Surfing. Dave played Avian Bones.

You played 555. I played House of Material. Okay. Now Dave's got it. What do you have, Dave? I'm sorry. We'll have plenty of time to get messed up. Magnetic Breath. That sounds gross.

That's what we say about Mike. Yeah, I get that sometimes. Magnetic Breath That sounds gross That's what we say about Mike Yeah I get that sometimes Actually I'm not drawn to your breath at all That's a good one Joe Thanks I was talking to Joe He's talking to me He likes my wordplay I like Joe's jokes

I like Joe's jokes Not yours like Joe's jokes, not yours. Who is Magnetic Breath? This goes out to the guy that sent us a letter and didn't include my name. No, wait. This is the Nerve Net Noise cassette, right? Isn't that the name? Nerve Net Noise? Nerve Net Noise.

Isn't that the name of the project? Oh, I don't know. Maybe it is. I think that's the name of the project, and the tape's called Magnetic Breath. Okay. Well, see, when you put it up top, that leaves... Yeah, it's very confusing. Oh, because on the cover it says...

Magnetic Breath up top. There's a bunch of magnetic tape all strewn about. Yep. And it says Magnetic Breath on the top, NerveNet Noise on the bottom. Yes. So you think... But if you look at the shell, Dave, it's a nice blue shell, a nice baby blue. Yeah, then it's the other way around.

It says NerveNet noise larger than magnetic breath. That's where you're going to figure out the deal. Well, you know. Anyway. Just rambling on over there. Yeah. So yeah, I don't know anything about this label.

I don't know anything about the project. I think it was a Japanese label. Might be a Japanese Japanese label. Okay. Might be a Japanese project, too. Yeah. They're crazy. The labels? Japanese labels are crazy.

Yeah, and it's just a dude that plays an original synthesizer and an alto sax. An original synthesizer? Yeah, whatever that means. Maybe he made his own? I'm looking at something that says homemade synthesizer. Oh, okay. See? See, that shit's crazy.

Yeah. Let me see it. And another dude just does mix and effects and treatments and things. Hmm. I like a lot of the times when you get a pro-dub tape,

the shell imprint doesn't go that well with the cover. Like I said, this goes really well with it. I like the blue, was gonna say not only is there like all the magnetic tape all over on the cover and then the magnetic tape what i really like about it it's all over on the cassette but it bundles up in a circle as if like you're actually seeing the tape inside all fucked up yeah that's good but then there's a little bit of blue magnetic tape on the cover that's pretty much the same color as the shell.

It's a very nice layout. And I like this on the back flap, this little black bar. What is that about, like an eighth of an inch? Yeah. That says Masters Chemical Society. And that's a tough cut. Somebody did a good job cutting that one. That's a tough cut.

That's a tough cut. I like this. I like this layout. Your mom's got tough cuts. Enough about Mrs. N. Kelly, all right? Dave, you going to play Pulse Train? You know what? I don't...

Let me look at the... No, that's the wrong thing. I want to look at the J card. Oh. I'm going to play something off the B side. I think I'm going to play... I'm actually going to play a little bit of two tracks. The end of one and the beginning of another.

In that order? In order. Off the B side. One's called Running Humanoid and the other one's called Poison. Well, let's get into that. I also like that this is like a... Was that like a Bell Biff DeVoe thing? Yeah.

Poison! Gets me every time. What were you saying, Dave? I like that it's like a, you know, you think magnetic breath, that's like disgusting. That's gross. Magnetic breath, but then you look at the shell and it reminds you of like a Hall's mentholiptus, like fresh, fresh minty fresh. So maybe it's actually attracting you.

Magnetic breath. Attracts you. Brings you in. Yeah. Magnets are crazy. How do they work? No one knows yet Yep

Nobody knows It's a mystery Alright Nerve net noise Off of the magnetic breath cassette On Masters Chemical Society Two slivers Here they are I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. NerveNet noise.

No. George Takei. He's like a host on How It's Turned Now Oh yeah Get up on your mic Get up on your mic What? Oh, we're back

I thought I didn't know we were back Oh, we're back We were talking about How It's Turned NerveNetNoise That was good Apparently they've been putting out stuff since the 90s What? That's crazy Well, it's not that crazy

It's kind that crazy. It's kind of crazy. That was awesome. You picked two good ones, Dave. Good job. You get two. You get two, kid. You get two and you picked some good ones.

Joby, you were saying that that would lead well into what you were about to play. Does that still hold true? Danny Pudding's Black Metal Band. Wait, what? Who's Danny Pudding's black metal band Wait what? Who's Danny Pudding? You know Danny Pudding? He used to play for the Boston Red Sox What? No it's um Um

Danny Pudding is a guy around here Robbie what's his last name? Robbie from the 10th town Sloppy Robbie But I can never remember his name because I always called him Danny Pudding Danny Pudding was... He hung out with the guy and I called the other guy Ross McNachlus.

What? Him and some other guy would hang out together and I never knew their names. So you called Robbie Danny Pudding? I called him Danny Pudding and the other guy Ross McNachlus. And Danny Pudding stuck though. Yeah.

Oh, okay. I never heard that before. Yeah, those are two drummers from Spinal Tap. Yeah. Oh. Nice. putting stuck though yeah okay i never heard that before yeah those are two drummers from spinal tap yeah um but this is his his like solo black metal it's not his solo band he just joined this band they were already a band what are they called they're called i think you pronounce it voitek but it's w-o-j-t-e-k is it all delaware. Huh, who else is in this band? These two dudes that are in this like... Oh, Jesus Christ. What did they cut this with?

A little butter knife. These two other guys that are in like a rockabilly band. What did they cut that with? And then this is their other band. Look at that. This is a little rough. They cut that in the dark. This is DIY, man.

Oh my goodness. Yeah, they just cut that with... And the J card's not that big. You can just like one slice of the scissor. One slice of. This is DIY, man. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, they just cut that. And the J-Card's not that big. You can just, like, one slice of the scissor. One slice of the scissor, yeah. Well, he only had his sister's, like, tiny little scissors. Well, I'm imagining this one. So every time he cut, somebody was like, Danny Pudding.

What? And he would turn around as he was cutting. No, actually, Danny's not on this tape anyway. Oh, okay. Robbie isn't on this tape. This is before he joined the band. I like how we, like, introduced it and talked about it being Danny Pudding's black metal project, and he's not even on this tape. This is before he joined the band. I like how we introduced it and talked about it being Danny Pudding's black metal project, and he's not even on this tape.

Christ, look at that bottom quarter. Oh my goodness. Really rough. Is this like a self-release jam? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sure hope so.

I hope you didn't get a label that cuts like that. Pass on over here. I feel like they cut this with Swiss Army knife. I like the... Jesus Christ. Oh no, it's raw. Look how they numbered on Swiss Army. I like the... Jesus Christ. Oh, no, it's raw. Look how they numbered on the inside. That's a big Sharpie.

That Sharpie had a big tip. What is that, a magnum? That's a magnum. Well, Sharpie came out with their new Big Tips. They're called Big Tips, T-I-P-P-S. Oh, my God, look at this thing. And it's just... Is it just black?

Is there nothing on this? No, there's writing. It's black on black. Oh, it's just really dark, yeah. Oh, you also put the name as backwards on the spine. It's supposed to face out to the left. Back and to the left. What do you mean?

The name on the spine is supposed to like face to the left when you're looking at it. No, see how this one's facing to the left? That one's facing to the right. What do you mean? W-O-J-T-E-K. It's just like this one. Oh, okay. I see now. You just don't read Old English. I just don't read it. I refuse to do it. I don't go for that kind of

stuff. Alright, well let's jump in here. Say the name again. I think it's pronounced Wojtek, but it sounds like Wojtek. Wojtek. Danny Pudding's Black Metal. Solo Black Metal Project. to hear say the name again i think it's pronounced voightek but it sounds like woj tech voightek danny pudding's black metal solo black metal project bar to buy fleshman's blanks the only blanks with nothing on them here it is Thank you. I want to go on that ride for a while I want to go on that ride I'm out. Thank you. What's the matter? You're all alone

You're all alone You're all alone You're all alone You're all alone You're all alone Bye. Thank you. That was the spice up your life. He got them good. Smacked them real hard. That was Wojtek.

Wojtek. Couple tracks. Local band. Syrian brown bear cub found in Iran and adopted by soldiers of the 22nd Artillery Supply Company of the Polish II Corps during the Battle of Monte Cassino. That's what they named the band after. Oh, I see what you're doing.

So it's just bears they would take into war with them. Help move ammunition. Mike, that's relevant to this podcast. Thanks. Oh, wait. Oh, I get it now. The topic of what you... You weren't just...

Yeah. That's crazy. I was just wiki surfing on my free time. Sometimes I wiki surf. That's crazy. I was just WIKI surfing on my free time. Sometimes I WIKI surf. That's crazy. I like to expand my mind. Knowledge is power. Synchronicity.

Thanks. Synchronicity. I'm not talking about the police record of the same name. Oh, let's talk about that for a little bit. Police? Cassette community on YouTube. Those people. I stumbled.

Oh, I haven't watched any of those yet. Dave, have you watched? You watched some, right? I don't think so i stumbled into this who posted it a new world friend of the show conrad cam uh posted a video on my facebook.com uh website profile of this dude like you know going over like his cassette hauls and stuff like you know people make haul videos yeah and um there's something called the vinyl community the vc then there's the cassette community the cc and they just you know they collect their collectors but it's not like the stuff that they get and they go over

it's like i got red hot chili peppers blood sugar sex magic i got the lion king sound i got two copies of the lion king soundtrack. I got Celine Dion. It's like Chris Crosshalls. It's like, well, worse than that. But they really get new Noroco cases for them. They really bring them back to life. Yeah. And I found this one guy, Dwayne.

And I'll look up his name on YouTube. Because you can spend hours watching Dwayne's hauls. And everything about Dwayne's hauls and he everything about Dwayne first of all his name is Dwayne which is perfect so right away you should know what's going on but he what the fuck's that supposed to mean you never have you ever met a Dwayne yeah I've never met a Dwayne no I don't know well I know some Waynes no no no no no it's golden the day it's Dwayne Dwayne I'll figure out a strange no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's called Nadie. It's Dwayne. Dwayne. I'll figure out his YouTube channel. What a strange name.

The whole thing with cassette community, and there's a bunch of lingo you need to learn. Oh, like what? Like grail. What's that mean? Grails are a really good get. Oh, okay. You got the grail. You're not going to believe this. That's the one.

I got this grail cassette. The holy grail. Like the holy grail. Love train. What? Love train is when you just mail someone else in the VC or the CC a package. Oh, I'd love to get a Love Train. That'd be nice.

Love Train? Yeah. But it's a beautiful thing. It's definitely worth checking out. 803 Bradford Lane, Newark, Delaware. Send me a Love Train. Send Joe B. a Love Train. I'll get the name and look it up.

Might open something up there. Oh, yeah. Did you give your zip code? I wasn't listening. No, I didn't give the zip code. I'll get the name and look it up. Might open something up there. Oh, yeah. Did you give your zip code? I wasn't listening. No, I didn't give the zip code. They'll never find me. Impossible. All right.

My turn, right? Let's do this. I'm going to play this cassette on a label called Wounded Knife. What's that over here? By a project called An Eel. An Eel? What's this symbol on the keyboard? Curly bracket.

It's like the bracket with the little pointer. I don't know what those are. It's like a bracket with a wound. Did you just hear what I fucking said? Curly bracket? Did you learn that in school? That's a curly bracket. It was named after the Three Stooges. Arnold P. Curly.

Each of the Stooges has a bracket on the keyboard. One bracket's not enough. It's Curly Bracket, all caps, A-N, Curly Bracket, capital E, lowercase e, capital L, Holy Oil Erotic Massage C30. What are you playing? Is it after midnight? Say that this party going on on the cover of this tape.

Some weird Japanese. Joe, take a look at that. That's the party to be at. Describe what's going on on the cover of this tape some weird japanese take a look at that that's the that's the party to be at describe what's going on there oh man i it's hard to describe this is definitely eastern european um over over 50 women doing a strange what is it with twister people get togethertogethers where they sit in fold-out chairs around the perimeter of the room?

What, and in their underwear? I don't get it. It's like a common thing that old people do. They love it. This is very weird. What is going on? Describe what's going on. There's hairy armpits.

Are they stretching? No, it's some sort of dance. They're doing... I don't know what's happening. The Macarena? It's intense. And there's a lot of people looking. Yeah, and everyone's in their...

Definitely Eastern European. Look at them sitting all around the room like that. Definitely. Right in front of the door. They hug the corners. Czechoslovakia. Nobody's leaving. You don't want anyone to sneak up behind you at an event like this.

Yeah. Dave, you get to be their age, you learn a few things about chair placement. Svirgin's sitting in front of the door. Svirgin's. Anyway, this is a weird one. Neil D. Rutke is the name of the guy from Austin, Texas. What's wrong with their legs?

They're all burst up. Look at their legs. Well, you do that dance long enough. I like that it's reversible. Is it reversible? Yeah, if you fold it inside out. Oh, well, it just says Wounded Knife Records, though. Oh, okay. It's not truly reversible.

It's not a true reversible. Never mind. It's not a TR. You didn't look at their legs. Dave, trust me. I looked at their legs. All right, well, let's play. I just couldn't describe them.

What's wrong with them? They're old. They need, like, compression socks or something. Compression socks or something is that what you is that what those browns are i'm gonna play uh something off the b-side this weird voice collage deal thing going on and some uh crumblies from an eel holy oil a rut an eel an eel an eel holy oil An eel Holy oil An eel That's how you say that? I say an

Can't take this anymore Erotic massage Is it on wounded knife? On wounded knife Yeah I pulled her out of the swamp Yeah Got her out of the way It wasn't three times Before I crossed over and I saw it Yeah, I pulled her out of the swamp. Yeah? All right. Got her out of there.

Do you mind your miserable cock, Sucker? It wasn't three times before I crossed over and I saw it floating down. Yeah, everything came back. Don't you know? Sometimes it's in a box. Sometimes it's in a barrel. Scrape a little bit off the top. Float it up.

Float it up, bag it down. Sell it. Yeah? Yeah. Three guys walked up to me, and one of them dropped in the pocket. Right in the pocket. So I took it out. Yeah.

We had it under the awning down there at the bodega. Bodega. Bodega. I don't even know how to say it. Bodega. The bodega. Yeah. Well.

Okay, the guns weren't registered. Check. What's our kilometer, the guns weren't registered. Check. What's our kilometers, please? I can tell you guys. It's actually moving pace. These things never happen that way. People think they do. Watch any police shows on TV.

Help me, please. Help me. Help me, please. My hands are dirty. I'm looking at you like passing a kidney stone. Crawling around. We came back about

four or five months ago. Five months ago? Five months ago. It's a joke. Something like that. Hospital state. I got a message

by Express Courier. He'd just gotten out the other day before, see? He did his time. Man can't be charged for doing his time. Such is that.

Pull it across your hand. See, it's like a cat's cradle game. Took it out of the pocket and, you know, sealed it up in envelope. Express Courier. Everyone has ideas about how things should be done. See? See? A lot of times people, see, people, they don't think too far in the future.

You're right. You're right. You're right. You tie it up with a string around your finger so you never forget. A little joint knuckle that got off a long time ago. I tell people I was a machinist, you know, so they think that's not how it happened. Yeah, you know, it's the same reason I'm sitting here talking to you. I'm a bug light. I'm a here talking to you. The fact that I'm a seed.

The fact that I'm a venerated god back in my homeland. What do you want me to say? How could we do it? You know, we had some sort of a process of planning, please. How could we do it? How could we do it? Go, go, go! I'm going to go ahead and get out of the way. The engine is a bit slow, but it's not a problem. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. I'm going to have to get out of here. An eel. An eel. That was a weird one. That was a weird one.

That was fun, right? What was that? We had a lot a good time. A little weird conversation there at the beginning. Some of the same things, and now Shane's going. I don't know. That's exactly what it sounded like, Mike. Zoinker, all right.

Thanks. Yeah, that was a fun one. I liked that one. I liked it. I liked it. Tabs out, where we play things that we like. All the time. All the time.

Not every time. No, not every time. Not that we like. All the time. All the time. Not every time. No, not every time. Not that we all like. Every time. I think it's refreshing that sometimes we play stuff that we don't all like. Oh, yeah. I mean, not that we're all going to like everything. At least one of us likes something.

No, we've played stuff. Chats out where at least one of us likes something that we're playing. No, I'm going to go back on that. Don't point that thing at me. Sorry. We've played things that none of us have something that we're playing. No, I'm going to go back on. Don't point that thing at me. Sorry. We've played things that none of us have liked. Have we? I can remember back to a themed episode, like the food and beer episode.

And I feel like you played a tape, you didn't know what it was, and then it was, I forget what it was. It was probably stupid. It was pretty bad, yeah. Yeah. Tabs out. Where, except for that one time, we play something that at least one of us likes. Get some t-shirts printed up.

CGI the sleeves. Get them out there. Alright, whose turn? Joe Big? CGI the sleeves? CGI the sleeves? You don't know about that?

No. That's what the kids are doing. What? No, see, that's a reference and I changed it slightly. What's that from? Arrested Development

where Maybe was coming up for a movie and Jeff Garland's like, oh, CGI the fish? Let's fast track this one. But I changed it to sleeves so. Oh, CGI the fish. And Jeff Garland's like, oh, CGI the fish? Let's fast track this one. All right. But I changed it to sleeves, so that way, under the radar.

How much original material do you... Sometimes I go on stage, Dave, and I smash cantaloupes with a screwdriver. And no one knows that... Original material? Original material? What is that? Yeah, exactly.

Come on, Dave. Original material. Do you want us to sit and stare at each other, or do you want me to talk in references? material. Do you want us to sit and stare at each other, or do you want me to talk in references? Yeah. Do you want this to be like silence, or do you want Joe B. to talk about Seinfeld? You can only get one.

Little did we know, Mike's not a witty guy. He's just got a really good memory. Yeah, it's true. All right, Dave, just go. You're so important. He's very important. I don't like the fact you're taking a... Mike, when are you

going to start buying us some food? Are you kidding me? Buy us a... I supplied you all with food today. Ah, that's different. Well, that's different.

Just go. That's different. I like cheese on my pizza. Yeah. This is a nice tomato pie. There was some pesto on it. That's all I ask. One meal a week.

Jesus Christ. That's 21 meals and you just want me to do one. In the big picture, that's hardly any meals. Exactly. How about, okay, I'll give you a breakfast every Tuesday. Every Tuesday? That's the meal you get. But you get it when you come over here.

Ooh, eggs. I'm going to make you eggs on Tuesday. Like an omelet bar? Yeah, an omelet bar with the dry pancakes. Nice. You need syrup? I'm going to come refill your coffee when you don't want me to. No, we're good.

What do I need to do to this glass? All right, Dave, go. Go. Go. All right, Jesus Christ. I'm going to play this Spitting Falcons tape. Spitting Falcons. Came out on Turmeric Magnitude. We are Spitting Falcons. Did you cutcons. Spitting Falcons. Came out on turmeric magnitude.

We are spitting Falcons. Did you cut your hand there? My dog did. You want to put a little bomb on that. Yeah. Put something on that. Yeah, it's a little rough. He told you to put the bomb on that.

Hand that over. This is another newer guy. This is turmeric. Turmeric magnitudes. Got some squiggles on the front of this one I like those squiggles they all have squiggles um

we there was something I was gonna say we but I put something on tabsout.com of like I asked people to send in pictures of all the tapes

that they released in 2013 and I collected them all together in a little you know gallery little thing little thing and uh Tumeric Magnitudes

they couldn't have all been single like releases because there was like a thousand tapes yeah it must have been doubles and triples and stuff yeah it was hard to tell if it was hard to tell if you know there was like a stack of one tape and then a stack of another tape because all the spines are kind of but i don't want to jump to the conclusion that they weren't all releases because they're constantly putting out stuff. They pump them out. They pump them out. And I enjoy it. I'm going to say one of my favorite new labels.

Oh, yeah? One of them. One of them. One of them. I agree. Everything that I've heard of, I haven't heard of Dud yet. And I've probably got about 10 of their releases now.

They're all good. Is this the name of the tape? I would never trade what I don't have for what I do have, even if what I have is nothing. I would say that's probably the name of the tape. That's a good thing to live by, too. All right. Well, let's get into something off the Spitting Falcons cassette on Turmeric Magnitudes. Now, I have a question.

Oh, I might have an answer. Go. Is it someone or something spitting falcons out? Or is it falcons that just spit on things? No, they're spitting falcons. Be careful of the spitting falcons. Spitting falcons? Yeah. What's a spitting falcon? It's a falcon that spits. Danger.

Spitting falcons. Danger. Spitting falcons. Like falling rocks. Yeah. Don't feed the bears. Spitting falcons. Yeah. That's weird. What do they spit? Rocks? Spit. No, saliva. Yeah, saliva. Like a camel. do they spit? Rocks? Spit No saliva Yeah saliva Like a camel Ugh

And they spit They make a face You're like Oh look at the falcons Honey let's feed it It's like I don't think we should Some of them spit

Come on When are we ever Going to be out In Colorado again What? And they cover you Oh they cover you You can't get it off

Yeah And they make that sound They spit out They do something With their glands too Yeah Oh, they cover you. You can't get it off. Yeah. And they make that sound. They do something with their glands, too. Yeah. If you guys say so. All right, spinning falcons. Here it is. I'm sorry. I can't believe it. Thank you. I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. so I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure what I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. so

so Thank you. so uh Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Spit! Spit. Spitting falcons. Spit. Spit. Spit. That was awesome. Yep.

I like that. I like that label a lot. Told you. I told you guys. I told you guys. What'd I tell you, fellas, huh? What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you, fellas?

What'd I tell you? Just stick around. I got more. Good pick, Dave. Good pick, Dave. Thanks. What are we doing next? Joe B. I got more. Good pick, Dave. Thanks. What are we doing next? Hurry up, Joe. Don't rush me, Dave.

I brought some stuff, but we got this in the mailbag and you guys both said it's really good. I was pissed that you grabbed that one. Bit shifter. Life's a bit shifter. On Hornbuckle Records. That's really why I picked this tape Because of the little game boy

And Hornbuckle And that You know what tape was on Hornbuckle? That we played before? That Kisses tape Other Planets Oh really? Yeah

That purple guy Remember that purple guy? Oh you got that tape right? Yeah That's a jammer Hornbuckle They're one to look out for huh? Yeah that's a good label

Hornbuckle I got a sticker There's a sticker somewhere on this table A Hornbuckle sticker It looks like a hardcore band What is a Horn good label. Hornbuckle. I got a sticker. There's a sticker somewhere on this table. A hornbuckle sticker. It looks like a hardcore band. What is a hornbuckle? A hornbuckle. You guys are both so interested.

You realize that we had this conversation last time when we played the Kisses tape, right? Did we? And you said, what's a hornbuckle? And I did something about a turnbuckle. There's so much info on this. I know. I was going to say, I love the shell because there's so much text. And there's a lot on the inside of the J card as well.

It's a very blue one. Blue? I just lost your... Jesus Christ. Look at the thanks list on this. Thanks and greetings. It might be easier. Bit shifter.

It might be easier in the future. Just put the people you don't want to thank. I'm glad he thanks Bubblyfish fish because the last record he didn't i like that in in this one it's williams william something but i can't since the text is so small all the l's like bled into each other yeah william duckworth all right we'll rewind this on a't want to find some other good names on here. Uh, go ahead. Take your time. Take your time.

Oh, you know, David Hornbuckle. Oh, that's somebody's name. What do you know? Oh, look at that.

Of the Hornbuckle. There's so much information on here. The Hornbuckle family. They really, I love how the game boy is like right on the inside of the spot. I got to say my new favorite 2014. My new favorite, my new favorite things like. My new favorite things, like Oprah. Mike's new favorite things.

Mike's favorite things. Printing on the inside of the spine. Printing on the inside of the spine! Look under your chairs. I always enjoy that. We just saw that on that other tape. Where I thought it was reversible. But it wasn't. It was just printing on the... Yeah, that's pretty good. on that other tape where I thought it was reversible. But it wasn't.

It was just printing on the... Yeah, that's pretty good. And let me be clear. I like it. I don't mean just like you print on the inside of the cover and there's printing everywhere. I mean like... What do you mean? You mean you intentionally print on the inside of the spine.

Like the way you would print on the outside of the spine to put the band's name or something. This looks like a bad like rave flyer from the 90s. Yeah, it does. Like you'd see in a head shop um window yep or like you know ipod now available from apple the first one the first the first one throwback like a red silhouette dancing oh right yeah remember those all right something off a, the brand new, I think it's sold out already, but I don't know if Dishero's have it or anything. Bit shifter tape. Life's a bit shifter. On Hornbuckle.

On Hornbuckle! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, did you hear that little popper at the end there? That was nice. That was great. Oh, I bit poop. That was bit shifter. Bit shifter. That was tight. Yeah, that's good.

Mike seems to think that guy's a big deal. What's Mike doing? I don't want to get into that kind of stuff, but I just feel like it's... Are we back? Yeah, we're back I dropped all these tapes and I was trying to arrange them again

I wasn't really tuned in to what was going on get back to work boing I like how you left that little boing did you talk about that already we already talked about that

I'm sketching up yeah bit shifter life's that was bit shifter life's a bit shifter can I match on who knew what horn

buckle records would that be considered chiptune that's chiptune yeah sure why not I've been wanting to try to get into that, but I just feel like it's like a chore.

We were talking about that before. That's the thing. Getting into a whole new genre. I've decided that I'm not getting into any new genres. I'll just pick out a little, some tidbits. Okay. At least do that. What are you going to play? A throwback?

You know, I grabbed something off the shelf. We've been playing a lot of mailbag stuff. I'm going to grab one off the shelf. There's a new, the guys at work, I'm going to listen to some rapper, I don't remember his name now, Kid Mac. That's not it. But his genre is drill.

How many L's? Two L's. Hacksaw. Sounds like hip-hop to me, but I have no idea. So it just sounds like hip-hop. That's the other thing. Genres sound too much alike. All these little sub-genres.

The genres sound so much alike. Call us and let us know what you think about that. I don't think they... No, I agree. There's too many people who are doing stuff, and they call it one thing, and then there's other people doing other stuff that sounds the same, and they call it another thing. There's just no kick drum in this one.

There is, but it's low in the mix. But way low in the mix. It's hardly ever used. No, I hear what you're saying. All right, I'm going to play one off the shelf. We never played anything about this person before. Oubliette. Oubliette.

A dude who used to see his name a bunch. I haven't seen it in a long time. Which is like a maze, right? I thought it was like French for wallet or something. Oubliette's a thing. For wallet? Well, Velcro wallet. I thought that's the way it was pronounced. Do you think it's like a maze?

Yeah, that might not be right. Like an impossible maze? They used it in L be right. Oubliette. Like an impossible maze? They used it in Labyrinth. It's the ball that they use in Labyrinth. No, in the movie Labyrinth, they talk about an oubliette. They're the holes that the balls fall in. They're not the holes. No, you know what? They might be. Oh, yeah?

Wait, what balls? Maybe it's the return of Labyrinth before. Oh, like the game where the ball goes around? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah But in the movie When she falls You chose down She chose down And then she falls down the thing

And then she ends up In a room with Hoggle The bog of eternal stench No no no That's when she ends up In the bog of eternal stench I'm talking about the room And then he makes the door

On the wall And then they get out You remind me of the babe What babe? The babe with the power What power? The power of voodoo Voodoo

Voodoo Voodoo Do what? Remind me of the babe I saw my? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Voodoo. Do what? Remind me of the babe. I saw my baby crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do?

My baby's... You should get going, man. You should turn into some drill shit. Get some kick drum in that. How do you spell it, Bliet? Drill does not have kick drums. O-U-B-L-I-E-T-T-E. This is a tape called Swamp Touch. It came out on Episcene Sound.

Episcene Sound Replica. It's a dungeon. A dungeon, okay. Matt Reese's old label. He does Factotum now. This was a label he was doing a few years ago. That was a pretty good guess then, huh, Joe? Yeah, that was good. Thanks. I'm looking for doing a few years ago. That was a pretty good guess then, huh, Joe? Yeah, that was good.

Thanks. I'm looking for like a year on it. That's why I thought it worked because in Labyrinth, the movie, she falls into a place much like when you're playing Labyrinth. Right. And your ball falls into said hole. Your ball falls in. Your ball falls right in. Good one, Dave.

That's a tie-in to David Bellamy's tight pants. You guys ever think about when you get old and you're nothing? Nope. Like kind of hang down? Nope. Worse than now. Well, apparently when you get old, you're nutsacked. Because I'm having some issues.

Are you really? I just worry about if it gets to a point where when the moon comes out, they really go down. When you take a shit and then your balls sit in the toilet with the shit. What podcast are you doing, Dave? That's our other one. Dave, you're getting all that stuff again. Don't let me turn you guys' mics off.

I'll turn you both off and I'll talk about this as long as I want. All right. I am a little worried about that, Dave. I was thinking about it today. It was like, you know, taking a poop. Like, oh, one day my balls are going to be in this water with my shit. Can you get the piano music playing in the background when you talk about that joke? I was thinking about it today.

And then right there, bring it in. I'm going to guess this came out in like 2005, 2006. I think that was around the time. 2008, you think that late? I think he was doing Episcene. 2001. Not that one, Dave. Too early. Come on.

You're probably right with 2006. This is Episcene number... 846. He's from Georgia. I don't know if he still lives there. He was tall, right? Curly hair? Very tall. He did a lot of stuff, I think, with Bar Wire.

He'd wrap it up. He'd wrap himself in it. That's pain. Pain. So let's play something off this tape. It's already somewhere in the middle of Psych Day. I'm going to jump in there. It'd be funny if he just tried it one night.

He just got really into it. He's like, ah, I got to stop. This hurts. Like he was playing a live show and he put it on and he made a face

and then he was like, I got to take it off. He just sat next to him. This really hurts. And then he's like, I really didn't off. And he just sat next to him. This really hurts. And then he's like, I really didn't bring that much gear with me. Are you gonna play this one?

Yeah. I really didn't bring that much gear with me. I was relying heavily on the barbed wire. I don't even know what this is going on. Yeah, we'll get into that.

Alright, so here's Oubliette off the cassette. Swamp Touch. An older one on Episodes. Swamp Touch. Dave's sister has that. Dave Cisneros let Oh, my God! The I'm sorry. The End Thank you. The The The End Fire! I'm sorry. Wallet. Ooblyette. Ooblyette.

Swamp Touch C30 from 2006 on Episcene. Swamp Touch. Swamp Touch. You got that Swamp Touch? Baby got that Swamp Touch. Do you think that's what like lot lizards call like a hand job? The Swamp Touch? Yeah.

Oh, because like they haven't showered in a few days. I was thinking they had the Swamp. And you need the touch. And you need to touch it. Oh, okay I get in the shower in a few days. I was thinking they had the swamp. And you need the touch. And you need to touch it. Oh, okay. Give it a little touch. That thing you just did with your bottom lip was perfect. Yeah, I've never seen you do that before.

Give it a little touch. For those who are at home listening, I'm doing something perfect with my bottom lip. All right, Dave, go ahead. Give it a smile, Dave. You gotta lean forward, though. You need like a trucker's hat. Hey, hey, you want one of those smile toes?

You do a good job. Give me a smile toes. Give me some table toss. Give some Teletosh What do you got Dave? This is a fun night What do you got? Feeling the love boys I'm going to play

Primate Pyramid Oh I like the look Of this tape Yeah it came out on The latest Metaphysical Circuits You just got out of the shower? Jesus Christ Mike

It's spongy That's pungent. That's some zestful and clean. I'll put that out. Yeah, in a closed room. We did it. You got it. We did it. This room doesn't smell like us anymore.

This room gets really... Oh, it gets... This room gets a swamp touch. Yeah, after a podcast. But that incense is pretty pungent. That is dragon's blood. Dragon's blood? Dragon's blood and tranquility.

Nice. Why do you always get the dumb ones? Those are my favorite. Why did you get the dumb ones? I like them. It's like a smiley face with dreadlocks. There's that bottom lip. It's got a Bob Marley

hat on. But I'm gonna get this one. Dragon blood. Go Dave. Alright. This is like dryer sheets that they

pushed up. Yeah it does smell like a dryer sheet. It is pretty bad. Concentrated. It is pretty bad. You don't even need to light it.

It's like a downy cloth. Man what? Oh should have we mentioned what the next Donator's Tape is on there yet? No. Next. Donate now. Did you have those transparencies done?

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Circuit Rider. Circuit Rider, Derek Rogers, and Lee Noble. Da-da-da-da-duo. So. Ride in circuits. Hit us up now. We could really use your donation. The way it works is you donate, and then you get four tapes a year.

If you don't donate, you don't get the tape. You can't just buy that tape either. You can't do that. No, no, no. It's just for people who donate. It's for the specials. You cannot just buy one tape. No, you join the Tabs Out Fuzzy Club.

Yep, and it's kind of like a subscription. Yeah, it's kind of like a subscription. And it's limited to the people who donate. It's like 50 bucks, you get four tapes, and we can buy things like a new tape deck. Yeah. So when the old one dies, which it did. You're helping us, we're helping you,

everyone's helping somebody. Everybody's helping somebody. Yep. Sometimes we get a pizza. Sometimes Joe begs for a pizza. Where's the time me or Dave pay for it? Dave... Dave, go ahead.

Whose electricity are we using? Your turn, Dave. Not yours. Probably got this hooked to the neighbors. Yeah, I got it rigged up to the neighbors. Okay, again, we're playing a project called Primate Pyramid. Came out on metaphysical circuits. I think it might be over with Mike.

Now, is this a pyramid made out of primates, or is this a pyramid for primates? No, it's a pyramid made by primates. Ooh. Lateral thinker. Good job, Joe. That's lateral thinking. You said it's over here, Dave?

It might be. I said it might be. No, it's not over here. What's it look like? It's got a good font. Yeah, it's got a good font. It's got a gray. It's got a gray. I don't have it. I don font. It's got a gray. It's got a gray.

Well, I don't have it. I don't have it. Pause the recording. He doesn't have it. No, we don't have to pause the recording. Let's talk about something else while we look for it. Oh, you know what? I got it.

Dave's got it. Dave's got it. I knew we had it. Here it is. Metaphysical Circus' new label, Christian Kahn from Denmark, has been doing. Ooh, this looks incredible. Yeah. He used to do Beard of Snails. Oh, I heard of that. Christian Kahn from Denmark has been doing. This looks incredible. He used to do Beard of Snails.

I don't know if he's still doing that label. What do these Roman numerals on the cover add up to? Not add up to, but what do they? No more Matt. I don't know. No, man. M is a thousand, right? I think M is a million.

It's not a million. Get out of here, you knucklehead. It's not a know, man. M is a thousand, right? I think M is a million. It's not a million. Get out of here, you knucklehead. It's not a million, dude. Come on. Stop being a knucklehead. I don't know what C is. C is 500, isn't it? C is like, there aren't even any numbers to begin with.

Did metaphysical circuits just do that homeowner tape that came out? Was that a metaphysical circuit? Yeah. That one, Primate Pyramid, and there was another one, Nick something, Nicholas something. You got it. In the mailbag.

Yeah. I like this cover. It's like, what color is that, Joe? The background. That color? Yeah. Gray.

That's just gray? You're not gonna come at me with like a... It's hard with the muted colors. Like what? It's gray. It's like a kind of, has like a pastel-y kind of hue to it.

Yeah, it's got a little purple to it. Just a tiny, tiny bit. I mean, it's very muted grayish purple. It's like an Easter egg gray. A black text treatment. And a nice red drawing here. I like the drawing. I really, really, really enjoy on the spine.

I love these fonts, man. This is tight. I love the little squiggly red lines on the top and the bottom cover design by it says in here cover design by Christian Kahn Christian Kahn

K-A-N-N is that the guy who does the label? yes oh it is? okay yeah you may have said that shout out to

all of his designs man metaphysical circuit shit always looks awesome sound wise this whole batch is really good too I like the squigglies on the label too

it's got a black shell heavy texture on this shell you've seen this? oh snap Sound-wise, this whole batch is really good, too. Oh, I like the squigglies on the label, too. It's got a black shell, heavy texture on this shell. Have you seen this? Oh, snap. Let me see. Jesus Christ, man. It's covered. Now, it doesn't have anything to do with the cover, but I like it. It matches, though.

I mean, it kind of feels... What, the squigglies on the... It feels good. It's a black shell. It has a white label with black squigglies. But look, the squigglies are all over this thing. Yeah, but they're not black. Well, no, they're not black, but it's a black shell, has a white label with black squigglies. But look, the squigglies are all over this thing. Yeah, but they're not black. Well, no, they're not black.

But it's a black and white tape. Either way, primate pyramid. Looks good. The body suffers the spirit flowers. Or maybe that's two different things. The body suffers the spirit flowers. On metaphysical circuits. Is this a new one, Davey?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Here it is. Give me a small hug. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. A pyramid built by primates. Primate pyramid. Primate pyramid. Pyramid primates. Primate pyramid.

Say it, Joe. Figured it out. That was awesome. Yeah. Good stuff. Good team. Where's that label from? Denmark.

If you were listening, if you were fucking listening when I was fucking talking. I just wanted to re-up. What do you got, Joe? We got something by DJ DJ Tanner. Bing bong! I wonder what you were

doing. This is a goofball tape. Oh, look at that. You got a red shell and then there's it's like hey touch that oh i can't touch no you know i'll touch that you touch this you touch that what is on this this shell is like a uh almost like a ransom note there's like there's like an you know the a side has like an A cutout Pasted on And a DJ DJ Tanner Thing pasted on And then

Is this a split Or is Home Entertainment The name of the tape I think Home Entertainment Is the name of the tape Okay and that's on the other side With Dory Nordic Tribute Records And a B

That's not the same font As the A Let me see So this was like cut out Oh capital Like a magazine Or something like that And also like

Look at the amount There's a lot of residue Look at the adhesive on the shell. How much glue they put down? He put it on with a paintbrush. This is the dirtiest tape we've ever got. This is gross. He laid it on with a paint roller, I think.

Mike, touch that. I love to touch it. I wasn't ready for that. Some of it came off. What is that? Paint and dust. It. Yeah, some of it came off. What is that? I don't know. I don't like it. Paint and dust. Gives you the sensation of... Oh, don't touch it anymore.

It's almost like touching a 9-volt battery on your tongue or something. Oh, and it's all over, too. Yeah, look at the Norelco. Oh, the Norelco's filthy. Oh, that's what the inside of my shirt looks like. Oh, man. My skin is dry. I heard about your skin.

How do you even get a tape this dirty? I'll lotion you up, Dave. Yeah, I've tried lotion. I've tried coconut oil. Nothing works, man. Tried both of those things. That's everything. That's everything.

That's all the moisturizers. Winner. Oh, fucking Dory Nordic tribute record. It's DNT. Oh, DNT. Yeah. Now I'm seeing the DNT logo on the back. Damn, girl, you got this filthy.

This is disgusting. Who's this dude on the front? Who's this Rushki? Is he a Russian fellow? I don't know. Look at the Russian fellow. He has a supercomputer. It's their NASA.

It's just the one guy. It's just the one guy at their NASA. Let's play a little bit from Onside A. You may lift off. Is that your Russian accent? And then after he says it, he has to run to the... He puts the space suit on. Oh, he's the astronaut too.

And then he gets on the thing. He's the cosmonaut. And then he gets on the ship, and then there's a problem. So he has to say there's a problem and then run back and hang his suit back up what's the problem it's a whole back and forth all right let's what and there's like a communication issue come back you're breaking up mission control come back i just re-watched that community one where they get the uh kentucky fried chicken that's a that's a that's a good it's a good one. It's a good one. What are we playing here? Hey, DJ DJ Tanner.

Hey. Here it is. Thank you. I believe that we have a right and a responsibility to create something better than our fathers did. I think that it's part of the living responsibility of the human race. And I'm going to share my heart. All I'm doing is asking you to step forward and share with me. Understand, I'm a liberal Jew. I am free from hope, fear, courage, commitment, ambition.

I have all of it you like you have. We may sound different. We may come from different parts of the country. And we may use different words. But I will tell you this. We all feel exactly alike. And I can show that to you by standing out here on the street. If you're out here on the street with me, let a car park for us at 60 miles an hour in five seconds before it hits the guessing field.

And I can say, be huge. Make no mistake. The Lullaby DJ DJ Tanner DJ DJ Tanner DJ DJ Tanner new one on DNT tapes home entertainment just came out November

I like this tape you know except for the feeling of it yeah it's hard to get the the actual cassette back in the Noroco

well because of that insert thing there's like a giant oh my skin's itching really bad yeah my fingers feel like I just like I touch my upper lip and now it's burning.

Your lip's burning or your finger? My upper lip... Like something from the tape reacted with your mustache? Yeah, there was like anthrax powder or something in there. You want to lick it off my mustache? Yeah. Let me lick it off your mustache. Lick it off my mustache.

Yeah, there's a tiny insert in there that folds out into like a giant deal. Some swamp touch in that. Oh, that might have had the swamp touch. Swamp touch. Swamp touch. We don't want there. Oh, that might have had the swamp touch. Maybe the swamp touch. We don't want it. Alright, I'm going to go here. We got a package.

We actually got a Christmas present, all three of us. A Christmas grab bag from a friend of the show, Kevin McSloy. Kevin McSloy. Yeah.

He's not big. Yeah. Originally from Delaware, living down in South Carolina. He does a project called Noise Altar. Well, did he just go to college here?

That's a good question I guess I always assumed Was it your Carson? Carson never did that Slow news day Is it Carmack? What's the name of the dude When he puts the M on it?

Weird, wild stuff Wild, wild Wild stuff I think it was Carmack? Carmack That was way before our time Noack. That was way before our time. No, it wasn't way before our time. Carson was the one with your kids.

And he did that bit in the 80s? Yeah. All right. I never watched Carson. Wild stuff. Weird, wild stuff. Yes! But anyway.

That was his epic man. That was his epic man That was a big man Yeah Whoa Well that's Joey Alright Yeah baby Not the mama

Somebody stop me You guys crushed it You got it dude My wife Swing Oh you went back You went back I thought we were going up

You went back with swing Oh that was good Okay Anyway Good time Kevin McSloy Cut it out He went back with a swing. Oh, that was good. Okay. Anyway. Good time. Kevin McSloy. Cut it out.

Friend of the show sent us all Christmas gifts over to Tabs Out. And one of the- We each got our own little package. Yeah, we each got our little- You could tell there was an order of importance. There was. Because my gift was wrapped. And I think Dave's was wrapped, but not as well, and yours was just in a bag.

So it was kind of like... Well, no. Yours was a tape and CD-Rs, and it was wrapped. Mine was just CD-Rs. And wrapped. And wrapped. And Joe's was just CD-Rs in a bag. Just in a bag.

CD-Rs thrown in. I guess I gotta include Joe. That's all right. Thanks, though. And I think we all got um well i got the cassette version well you got the cassette we got the collective works i also got that oh you also got that yeah you fucking big time hey he went big time on me you guys were an afterthought but uh dj mickey is the name of the artist spaghetti house is the name of the cassette spaghetti spaghetti um and you know i haven't looked up anything about dj mickey but i i is the name of the artist. Spaghetti House is the name of the cassette. Spaghetti. Spaghetti.

And you know I haven't looked up anything about DJ Mickey but I listened to this and it's wild stuff. It's a good little nugget. I enjoy it. It comes in a poly case which I don't normally like but we won't talk about that. We talked about that to death. I feel like we're a little Mickey Nugget.

Because Dave keeps looking the other way. I've been wanting to ask him about that. We talked about that today. I feel like we're a little Mickey Nugget guy because Dave keeps looking the other way. Yeah. I've been wanting to ask him about that. Why do you keep looking the other way? Well, cause Joe's got my microphone in a weird position now cause there's a line invisible line on the floor.

So if I'm like, I, this is just the comfortable way to do it, I guess. I have to look this way. I got back problems and sciatic, you know, my foot's on fire all day long.

So at one point I thought you were just looking at the tapes on the wall looking for something specific. Sciatic nerves all messed up? Dave's been saying that his foot gets really hot. Do you go to the chiropractor? No, I'm going to start. You got to start. You got to go. He's got spaghetti foot. I got two guys. It's not spaghetti foot. What do you got?

An upper and lower back guy or you got a left and right? I got two people to choose from. Dr. PJ. One of them is Dr. PJ? It's not spaghetti foot. What do you got? An upper and lower back guy or you got a left and right? I got two people to choose from, you know? Oh, yeah? Dr. PJ. One of them is Dr. PJ? Yeah, that's Dr. PJ. What does Dr. PJ do?

He's a chiropractor. Did you say something about crystals? He fixes pajamas. No, that's where Chris goes. Oh, he uses crystals. Dr. PJ Roberts. He fixes pajamas. PJ is his first name. I feel like I would go by Dr. Roberts.

I tried that twice. Dr. PJ. No. Dr. PJ wears a first name. I feel like I would go by Dr. Roberts. I tried that twice. Dr. PJ. No. Dr. PJ wears a clown hat. He has lollipops. Yeah, it's nice. You gotta go. I bet it'll change the world.

Oh, I bet it will. I bet it will. My foot has been on fire for quite some time. Yeah, you gotta go. Yeah, how would you describe the burning of your foot? Would you say it's like an uncomfortable sizzle? Or is it like in the pizza oven? No, it's not.

It's not that kind of burn. No, it's not a hot burn. It just feels like if you have the heat in your car on your feet. That's pretty bad. That sounds good to me. I love just the feet. Yeah. Yeah. It was so bad when we sounds good to me. That's what I love. I love just the feet. Yeah. Yeah.

It was so bad when we went down to D.C. last weekend for a noise show. And just from being in the car for so long, when I got there, it was like 15 degrees outside. And I took my shoes off and I was just walking around outside. Well, take your sock off. Let me see. No, we're not not go ahead and pop that off i thought we yeah you're not allowed to look at my feet segwaying into that all right can't look at my feet let me see your sock all right we hear something from the dj mickey cassette

spaghetti house uh standard brown i like someone a little more flavor dave i'll look up i'll look up the name of the label very plain we're playing it. I'll look up the name of the label while we're playing it. Yeah, I'll look up the name of the label while we're playing it, because it's got some initials here that I want to figure out. So here it is. DJ Mickey, Spaghetti House. Here it is.. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THE END Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm sorry. Oh, my God! I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure what I can do this. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 DJ Mickey. Mickey.

I said it first. Spaghetti House. DJ DJ Mickey? C40 on RTA Art Collective. See what they did there? RTA's art backwards. Oh, I see what they did. No, it's not.

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. Never mind. You see what they did? They jumbled up art. Never mind. I'm really tired. This is stupid.

There's a coffee shop around here called E-Fox that's coffee backwards, and they don't have iced coffee. They'll just pour hot coffee over ice. Boy, that is coffee backwards. Really? Yeah. They'll just pour hot coffee over iced. Boy, that is coffee backwards. Really? Yeah. They'll just pour hot coffee over iced coffee. They just do everything crazy.

So you have watered down warm coffee. Ugh. What are they doing? What are they doing? Where is it at? Charlie Square. And Charlie Square, too, a hip neighborhood. Yeah.

Not really. It's an expensive neighborhood. Yeah. Expensive. Not really hip. You want to call it hip, Charlie Square? That's where all the kids go. Not my kind of kids.

A young banker would go there. Anyway, that's an addition of 20. It came out last April. Go watch the game. Go watch the game at CR Hooligans. Yeah, you want to get some wings? Go watch the birds? I've always wanted to go to that speakeasy bar.

Hmm? Speakeasy? Speakeasy bar. Hmm? Speakeasy. Speakeasy bar. Shh, quiet. There's a speakeasy bar in Charlie Square where you have to knock on the door. Really? And then they just slide the thing,

and then you go out. There's a cigar bar there. And you go, New England clam chowder. Well, how's that possible? So you have to pay for a membership? Yeah. Okay.

It's like a club. It's a private club. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, like I said, it came out last april on uh rta which is art backwards art collective number nine whatever thanks to kevin mcsloy for sending the uh holiday cheer our way yeah thanks man next year you can just send it to me i'll divvy up what everyone gets. No, you won't. I'll put it in their stockings. I'll bury it in his little squirrel nest.

He's got a little squirrel nest hole somewhere. Like $5 million in it. Everything buried out back. $5 million in it that he finagled out all of his friends. Friends, quote unquote. All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play this former selves tape that came out on Patient Sounds called Sagnata. It's like a pinata, but made out of sun.

Second offering from Patient Sounds tonight. Yep. Hot label tonight. Hot label coming at you. Patient Sounds. Hot label. I like this off-white shell. Let me see.

It's kind of got like a... Oh, it's got a grid on it too. It's got like a Mookie White. Mookie White. Isn't that a baseball player? Mookie White. Yeah, he played for the Cardinals back in 87. Oh, that is a...

No, I'm serious. Isn't Mookie White some sort of sports player? Mookie Blaylock was a basketball player. All right. Mookie is someone's name. Yeah. Mookie. Mookie White, some sort of sports player? Mookie Blaylock was a basketball player. All right, Mookie is someone's name. Yeah. Mookie. Mookie.

I got a lot to say. Or was that just a character in a, I don't know. I don't know either. Dave, I'm with you here. I'm liking the color of the shell, but more than that. In White Man Can't Jump, Woody Harrelson's girlfriend is, it's a Spanish actress act spanish actress rosie perez rosemary she was the uh dance coordinator for the fly girls on living color oh really

wasn't she i think you're right i hope you don't play that i can i can see her saying mookie mookie um on this on this cassette show if noticed, Dave, it's got a bunch of squares, and each square has a bunch of squares inside of it. Ooh, that's like ultra waffle grip. Shine that in the light. They just do everything with the shells. It's plaid. It's like an off-white, weird plaid mattress shell.

Yeah. It's like a circuit board. And I really like the... I feel like I've been sniffling a lot into the microphone tonight. Yep. If you can count up the number of sniffles, put a filter on that that takes them out.

If you can count the number of my sniffles... Wait, wait, wait. Do it. Okay. Now take that out. Copy that. Take them all out. Take all the sniffles out.

Or if you can count up the number of sniffles, you win something. Hand me it back. I really like the sticker. I just want to get my hands on it for two seconds and look at it. I had it, and then I gave it to you. I don't know why you gave it back to him. Yeah, I know, because then you're like, hmm, hmm. I really like the...

What does Dave like? I really like the... For some reason It always works When you get a landscape On a Like a Cropped out

On a white background It always looks good Look on the inside Of that J card Flip it Somebody taking a little bath In a cave Look on the inside

Yeah it's nice A flooded image The entire back That looks nice We know what a flooded image means, Mike. The entire back. A little layman might not. What is that?

Is that a desert or are those mountains? Could be the top of the mountains. That's how I like them. Ambiguous. Ambiguous landscapes. That's for a different podcast. All right, what is this, former selves? The ambiguous cassette artwork podcast. All right, well, here is-? Former Selves? The Ambiguous Cassette Artwork Podcast

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Not anymore. Not anymore, boys. Former selves. Every flower has to... No, every... Every rose. Or maybe it's a former of selves. Every moth has to turn into a butterfly.

Moth cock. Butterfly cock. Is there a butterfly cock? No. Clown penis. Only moths have it. What'd you say, Dave? Huh?

Clown? Say what? Say what? That's a C30 there. It came out last year on Patient Sounds. It came out just in December, just at the end of last year. Layout by Matthew Sage.

M. Sage, who does that label. I thought it was in Soggy. Soggy. Edition of 100. Two versions of artwork. Two versions? Two strips of artwork. Collect all two.

Tape's so nice, they all worked it twice. You got that right. Damn. All right, B. Let's take you out. Are we going to take us out? What are you going to play to take us out? Lockbox.

Lockbox. Put it in a lockbox. Lockbox. New one on Hasu Mountain. Hasu Mountain. And this one, visually, is just tripping my brain out. Did that get wet? I was going to wait until we were done with it and then tell you the story about that.

You can't tell us about it right now, or is it just not a good story? No, I can tell you right now. I was going to let Joe get were done with it and then tell you the story about that. Oh, you can't tell us about it right now or is it just not a good story? No, I can tell you right now. I was going to let Joe get his hands all over it. I've been doing a lot of potty training and that one made its way into the potty. Is this urine on it? Yeah, it's urine on it. Are you serious?

Yeah, but I handled it out the dryer. Is that why my lip's burning? Did you put your mouth on the tape? No, but I was handling it earlier and then I touched my mouth. Oh, that insert's stuck and went too. But I let it out to dry. They used the graffiti font for this one. I like it.

Everything about... Talk about the art for a little bit. Oh, I don't even know how to describe it. It's covered in piss. It's not covered in piss. It's some sort of like mech, right? Like a Japanimation mech. I don't know what a mech is.

I don't know what a mech is. You don't know what a mech is. I don't know what a mech is. You know what a mech is. I don't know what a mech is. You know, like a... Like a Thundercat? Yeah. That's a mech. Wait.

No, not a Thundercat. I was thinking of... Good guess, Mike. Thanks, Dave. It's a Thundercat. Well, kind of. Thundercats. Thundercats.

I was thinking of Robotech. What? What are you talking about? Hmm? What are these things? Robotech? Yeah. I have no idea what's going on right now. I have no idea what you're talking about? What are these things? Robotech? I have no idea what's going on right now. I have no idea what you're talking about.

What is this? Robotech? Thundercats. Yeah, and I said this is more like Robotech. Tell me what mech is. Why are we here? What do you think mech is? Is it a cat?

When I show this figure. When you say mech, it sounds like... It's like Japanimation cat porn. Well, not... Where do you see cat? Because that's a lock, a heart lock at the top. Oh, I thought it was a cat from a distance. It looks like... It's a figure.

It's like a Power Ranger villain. Yeah, there you go. Is that a mech? Yeah, they're in a kind of a mech. Spell mech. M-E-C-H. Ooh, M-E-C-H. Yeah, there you go. Is that a mech? Yeah, they're in a kind of a mech. Spell mech. M-E-C-H. Ooh, M-E-C-H. Huh.

Curveball. There's like a... Okay, first of all, the paper is like a tie-dyed... The background is like a tie-dyed image. Ugh. Pinks and greens. And then there's a mech. If you don't know what a mech is, just go to Joe B.'s house away from his driveway and

ask him when he gets home. You know what a mech is. Stop being an asshole. I don't know. I've never... A mech. I've never heard mech is, just go to Joe B's house away from his driveway and ask him when he gets home. You know what a mech is. Stop being an asshole. I don't know. I've never heard mech before. A mechanic. Never. A mechanical humanoid suit thing.

I've never heard. I was an outside kid. Joe B. I don't know what a mech is either. Yeah, because you're an asshole too. You know what a mech is. Robocop. I mean, Robocop 2 when he's fighting like a mech.

I've never heard anyone use the term mech before. I was an outdoors kid. Football, basketball, Ghost in the Graveyard. I don't like sci-fi and stuff like that. Well, you're an asshole. You like bronies, though, asshole. I'm not saying that now that you've seen it, I know what a mech is. I'm just saying I've never heard that before, mech.

Anyway, it's a mech made up of a bunch of... I'm sure if I said Sandra Day O'Connor, you'd know what a mech is yeah i'm just saying i've never heard that before mech anyway it's a mech made i don't like brownies i'm sure if i said sandra day o'connor you know what the fuck that was yeah supreme court justice um how do you know sandra o'connor um um he's got like one arm is like a lizard with the tongue out the other arm is like i don't know a chinese mask there's whoa chinese mask oh well that's okay okay i just got big feet a lot going on here my favorite part joey i don't know if you've seen this it's this part on the inside here on the back flap of the inside look at that little guy oh that guy's nice he's like a little it's like a tree alien guy no this guy that's riding the waves yeah there's a little tnc surf jesse brianna a little tnc surf design fellas an eyeball for a

head with an eyeball residence uh this artwork all the artwork on house of mountain is so tight it's all like weird computer video games there's a lot of detail on that thing and i kind of feel like we lost a lot of it because Mike fucking dropped it in the toilet. I didn't drop it in the toilet. I forgot about that. My daughter dropped it in the potty. And there was hardly any pain in it. Why is she even touching it?

I had all the tapes on the table. What potty? A potty. Like the toilet that you all use? No, like a potty. Like you have a potty. Like a bedpan? My daughter just right away used the regular toilet.

No. How old was she when she started using the toilet? Oh, zero. Right away. Right away? Not bad. First thing she did when she came out is just walked over to the toilet and took a piss. Gotta use the shitter.

Gotta use the shitter. You gotta shitter. You don't do EC? You guys got mechs? Is that, what is that? You gotta piss like a racehorse. No, we're not fucking hippies. We don't do that kind of shit.

It's like, just shit anywhere. The earth is your oyster. We'll clean it up with rose petals. No, we don't do that. We're humans. We live in America, and we don't do that. I know people use that, and their kid never wore a diaper. I'll just use the diapers.

No, but they, like, went to the bathroom. Like, they were automatically potty trained. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Good for them. Why don't you just throw up a litter box somewhere? I could do that. Yeah.

Prince stole a grenade. Prince stole a grenade? I feel like this one's getting away from us, boys. Maybe a little bit. Lockbox cassette. New one in Hosu Mountain. Dan must be tired. Inside baseball.

Alright, well let's head out on that. Before we go, I'm going to give a download code for the Motion Sickness of Time Travel Remix cassette. Go to our bandcamp, type in A265-6885 Download the Motion sickness of time.

Throw that away. Let that on fire. Jordan. Jordan. All right. Let's end it out here. Is there any other thing we need to talk about? Dave, you got anything to talk about with the sugar?

Yo, you know what really grinds my gears? What, Dave? No. I just want to say, nobody ever buy those. Bat mitzvah? Nobody ever fucking buy... Spit it out. Pep Boys rotors?

Yeah, you don't want to buy those. You know what, never mind. If you get windshield wipers, you want to get the Flex Grip. No, I wouldn't even have to say. And don't have them put it on. No buy buy the what? It's not really that important. I was just going to say, I talked about getting those cassette shows.

Stop looking at me like you're anticipating what I'm saying so much. I know what he's going to say because he already told me this. The Napa Valley style cases for cassettes. Oh, you got some of those, didn't you? Yeah, they're terrible. Don't buy them. They suck? From who?

From Kingdom.com or something like that. Yeah, that Christian place. Yeah. They're bad? They're bad. The divid buy them. They suck? From who? It's from Kingdom.com or something like that. Yeah, that Christian place. Yeah. They're bad? They're bad. The dividers are like balsa wood. I can't. They're like wobbly.

You can't even fit tapes in half of the slots. Oh, are you serious? Yeah. I was so excited about those. I was so stoked because I was going to do a whole wall just lined to those. And I got two of them for Christmas. They're terrible. Fucking Christians.

Fucking everything. That's why the muslims are taking over doin's cassette tips brought to you by dave doin all right episode 39 thanks for listening thanks to mike sugar is it sugar arm or sugar man i can't remember now sugar arm sugar man sugar man i think it's time to wrap this up. Give me a slump touch. Here's Lockbox. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. so whoa Stop it. Stop moving, Joe. Stop it.