Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #40 | 2.8.14

Episode Date: February 8, 2014

Knit Prism, Somnaphon, Bastian Void, Obscure Lupine Quietus, Columba Fasciata, Long Distance Poison, Silver Casket, Friesen/Waters Duo, Son of Dad, A Snake in the Garden, Grant Evans, Sparkling Wide Pressure, Juche, Order of Nine Angels, Scratch and Sniff, and Ryan Harris.

Hi, this is Joe Bastardo, and you're listening to Tabs Out Cassette Podcast I could never really whistle that good I was going to mention that you weren't doing a good job I feel like you were the one that was off though Who me? Yeah you were way off You were behind the beat That's one that you know

People will debate that until the end of time Dave we might never find out the answer Tabs Out Cassette Podcast episode number 40 the big 4-0 40? who would have thought like the beer like the amount of beer you get in a bottle of that size

just the number 40? just the number 40 what is there 40 feet of beer? or like the number 40 at a Chinese restaurant oh that's good that's that's a good choice i think that's good you get a little mustard on a little the spicy mustard that's the iced tea that comes in the um tupperware use that use that tupperware again i don't like when they poke the hole in it though for the straw i feel like you can put that in a dishwasher at least 100 times right my mom okay i was at my parents house not long ago my mom puts like plastic forks and knives in the dishwasher she saves the she's

utensils yeah she's like and you can't wash those in the dishwasher no do they does she ever take them out while they're still warm and they just like just like bend in half yeah like a like a cartoon of a of a wolf and he's holding the stuff and then some like a sexy wolf walks by and they just bend in half? Yeah, like a cartoon of a wolf and he's holding the stuff and some sexy wolf walks by and they fold over? Or would they go, whoop, and flop up?

No, she doesn't do any of that stuff. Got a guest in the house tonight. Yeah, Joe B. couldn't make it tonight. He's out on maternity leave. John Pyle also couldn't make it tonight. Haley Mencia over here. John Pyle also couldn't make it tonight. So we got our third man in. Mr. Ian Franklin. Welcome to the show, Ian. Thank you for having me.

Ian, you a local guy? I am. You grew up in Delaware? I did. Wilmington. Born and raised. Oh yeah? Where'd you go to grade school? I went to Harlan Elementary. Harlan Elementary? What's that? It's deep in the city. I don't know if he's really from here. It's weird because we just met you not that long ago. Well, I am a liar most of the time.

We'll keep that in mind. Alright, well, being the new guy, what do they call it? New guy on campus. New kid on the block. New kid on the block. New kid on the block.

I like that better. You got the right stuff to start off tonight's show. I see that reference. I see what that was. You want to start it off? You want to play tape? All right, what do you got? Got a new knit prison tape on Scissortail Records.

Look at that. I'm just fitting right in. He's a born natural, just telling me what tape he has. I think you pronounced everything correctly. Try to fuck something up. That's my goal for this episode, to pronounce everything correctly. That's going to be Ian's. Well, I don't know if I might get kicked out for that.

Yeah, I'd say. I'm thinking about kicking you out right now. Alright, what do you got here? A knit prison tape? Yep. Real nice tape. I think thinking about kicking it out right now. All right, what do you got here? A Knit Prism tape? Yep. Real nice tape. I think it's some older material, but just came out. Let's check that out. Who did you say put this out?

Scissortail, I think. Okay, yeah. Six of 25. Yeah, small. Oh, you snagged this one up. Get it while it's hot. Get it while it's hot. This is a new one, 2014, but it while it's hot get it while it's hot and this is a new one 2014

but you said it's old material yeah I think from Avant Archive days I think I think Scissortail is Talkwest

the guy who runs Talkwest okay or is Talkwest and he did stuff on Avant Archive too so I think this is some old jams, but very typical, good, knit prism stuff. I'm a big fan.

And Michael Powell, is that the dude who does Worn Habit? That label, Worn Habit? P-O-U... P-O-U-W. I know that name, but I... I think that's the guy who does Worn Habit, right? I believe so, yeah. Ian, did you notice that on this tape

it's numbered twice is it really yeah it's got on the inside of the J card it's got a 6 out of 25 and then it comes with this little it comes with an extra little insert and that's also numbered on the bottom 6 out of 25

oh thank god they're the same it makes me wonder does this mean you got tape 6 out of 25 and you got a print that's 6 out of 25 oh thank god they're the same oh i know you were worried weren't you it makes me wonder does this mean you got taped six out of 25 and you got a print that's six out of 25 i think that's what we're supposed to believe oh what else is number let me see the shell let me see if there's a number on this i'm gonna lose my shit no you look it looks clean all right well you want to uh you got this skewed up to anything, or just go from the A-side? I think it's just from the A-side. All right, Ian Franklin's Tabs Out debut. Nip Prism off of the cassette. Pace on Scissortail.

Additions. Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was Nip Prism, a new one called Pace on Scissortail Records. Got wet at the end. Yeah. I like that. Drippy. A little squishy.

I went to Michael Powell's Facebook page to see if it's definitely the Warren Habit guy, but there's nothing on there about Warren Habit. But I'm 90% sure that's him. I'm pretty sure. I'm 90. You're pretty. Mike, we gave him a toy laptop so he thinks he's on the internet.

He's like, it's not really. Just between you and me. No, I pushed that button and it said the internet is fun. This has to be real. I have six big buttons that all like blow up. One has like a pig on it and one has like a horse and you click and it's like, go to the barn. All right, Dave, you wise guy.

You wiseacre. Is it my turn? Why don't you play a tape? You play a tape. You think you're so good? You play a tape. I'm going to play this tape by Somnifon. Somnifon.

Did we play Somnifon? Somnifon. Maybe. I don't know. P-H-O-N. Fun. Somnifon. Fun.

Somnifon. Ian, backing us up. There we go. All right. That's what you're here for, buddy. All right. Somnifon. We got to get you on speakerphone every time.

And just be dead silent. Don't say anything. We'll have a speakerphone on the table with a mic leaned against it and then like anytime we say anything wrong you just correct us that sounds good to me we each have three lifelines they're all calling him oh that'd be even better um i think we played something from somnifan before we have yeah i remember that maybe it was that uh split tape with loophole Yeah, that sounds right. But this is way different. I didn't expect this to sound the way it does. The name of the tape is called

Midi Bending. Midi Bending. Honestly, I don't even know who put this out. I don't know. There's a bunch of writing on this. I don't know. It's all kind of like there's no real hierarchy. We got another tape in the mail from San Ivan like two or three days ago called God's Favorite Playmate.

I think it's from 2010. And I was going to play it tonight, but I guess not since you're playing this. And it says all audio constructed from analog and digital manipulations of songs by the butthole surfers and i listened to it it's like it's really fucking good that's awesome yeah really putting the time here yeah this is um i've i'd like to know how that differs from this tape because this is definitely way different from the somnifone stuff that i had before that's the label right there oh that was in there wasn't it yeah so what So what's that, a muck? A muck.

Yeah, that was a little card in there, Dave. It even says, released by a muck recording. So I don't see how you could. It's like foolproof. It says, released by a muck recordings, and then real big, a muck, and then www.amuckrecordings.com. And then, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Then you flip it, and it says Amok Recordings like 20 times. Okay, well, that's a separate card.

There's no real way to figure out who really is this one. I was looking at this shell, jackass. Yeah, we got some weird writing on the shell. Frozen Wisconsin in parentheses. No idea what that is. Oh, I like this color. What is that? Joe B. would know exactly what color this was.

I'm just going to call it purple. Hunter Blue. No, that's like a... That's more purple. That's like a misty lavender. Well, that's why it's Hunter. That's like misty lavender. I like that.

Yeah, I went to grade school with misty lavender. She died on prom night in a car accident. All right. Did they put her car out front? Like, this is what happens. Exactly. All right. Sam Nafan from Mid midi bending cassette not sure what label it is

here's a cut off a side a Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Somnifon. Wowzer. Yeah. I'll enjoy that one. It's a good one. Yeah, man. Little poppers in there. All kinds of crazy noises.

Somebody put some little metal, some metallic jalapeno poppers in the microwave and just set that shit to go. Go, Mike. Thanks, man. Just saying words. That was good. Somnifant. Somebody grow Captain Crunch out back. That's what it sounded like to me.

Cops, you can't grow that. No, you can't grow that on your own. What are you talking about? You can. You'll smell that whole neighborhood. It's going to stink can grow anything up the whole place that's a good one man that's on uh pinterest recordings check that one out is that a new one i think so it was shrink wrapped so it was new to me there you go a new one to dave all right i'll go up here. Joe Bastardo doing the intro tonight. Got one of his latest Bastion Boy Tape phonics on chemical tapes.

I just got... He's really putting them out, huh? Yeah, man, I got this and I got... That homeowner tape. Yeah, it's amazing. I was jamming this one today on metaphysical circuits. This shit's tight. Yeah. New metaphysical circuits

doesn't work when you do it no no that's not as good and you try i'm not gonna you can't do it either no i'm not even gonna dave i'm out to you sir yeah for those tapes um i was debating earlier whether or not to play the uh homeowner or theion Boyd. But this Bastion Boyd tape is pretty fucking tight. So I'm going to get into that. Dope artwork here. I don't have anything else on chemical tapes. I'm not sure if I've ever even seen anything. Oh, that looks like the digital download.

I hate when the digital download is just a tiny little guy like that. It's so tiny. And, like, you know, it's probably not good for the person who made it because, like, you don't want to cut a scissor that small. It's like a bazooka gum comic. Those things are so pointless. And, like, it just falls and, like, I mean, Dave, throw that away right now. I don't even want to pick it up every time it falls out of here. I'm not going to download it.

I already got the tape. Why am I downloading it? This is huge. What a waste of paper. The, um, ooh, now that I'm, I've noticed this before, when you, when you shine this, this sucker in the light, this J card. At the right angle? Yeah, at the right, you can adjust the right angle. It's got this little glow to it, this little shimmer.

Um, the artwork's awesome, but the inside I really fucking like. It's got this, like, grid and, like, but look at the little plant in the corner. Oh, that's nice. There's a little fern in the corner. I like it. What's that little, uh, hexagon down there? what's that little uh hexagon down there that's the uh chemical tapes logo hexagon one two three four one two three four five six sides that's right right no so wait no hex is eight yeah right so what's the octagon no octagon is eight no a, octagon is eight. No, a circle. What are shapes? Small, large, and medium.

We can go to Shapeville Park. All right. And then we'll come back and we'll figure this all out. Star. It's got a square. Diamond. A squared circle. Damn. In boxing, it's a squared circle because it's a ring.

That makes perfect sense. Here it is again. There's another triangle on the actual cassette show. Oh, look at that. Yeah. So it's already somewhere in the middle. You don't want to pop inside. It's a little Darman Gregg symbol.

Well, look, they misspelled tabs on that side. It says 5TASB. You'll get it right next time, boys. All right, pop inside B right in the middle. Right in the middle, uh right in the middle huh let's see where this takes us Bastion Void Phonics a new one that I believe is already out of print

Mike's a free spirit I am a free spirit I'm not sure what I'm doing here. I hope I have the first one. I'm going to have to run away from that thing. I'm going to have to run away from that thing. I'm going to have to run away from that thing. I'm going to have to run away from that thing. I'm going to have to run away from that thing. I'm going to have to run away from that thing. Ah, ah, ah. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. A little buffet of sound there from Bastion Boy. We'll be right back. gfaf.net slash info.html. And then you register for a password. It'll get emailed to you.

Click confirm. Go back. Then there's the little thing you have to say, like what numbers you see. Capture. Yo, when you do the capture things, you know how they put people's addresses now? Really? It'll say the fucked up, like 48G5L. And then it'll have a little picture of

a house number. And you have to read the house number? Yeah. Where are those images coming from? I don't know. I like when they're funny. Right guys? I like when it's a good one. Yeah, when it's like buttholes. You are just on the butts tonight, Dave.

Fashion Void Phonics Tape on Chemical Tapes. I believe it's sold out from the label, but perhaps some distros have it. Grab anything you see from a Joba Starter-related project. Looks realistic. Homeowner. What else does he do? I feel like he does a few more things, right? I don't know.

Maybe that's it. Those are the only three that I know. That's a good one. I really enjoy that tape. All right, Ian. All right. You ready to go for a second time? Yeah.

I'm going to... Your second debut? I'm going to kick it up a little bit here. Ooh. Everybody ready for that? Ooh, you got the peppers? Oh, yeah. Ooh, we're going to play a little flea action.

Howling with the wolfman. Take my shirt off. Howling with the wolfman and the squirrel. About to take you into the midnight hour. We're rolling with the top down Two dollar buds until nine We're rolling with the top down I like that

This is a tape Obviously Obscure lupine quietus I think I'm saying that right Obscure lupine quietus English black metal bands Two guys I want you guys to check out this jay card yeah let me check it out yeah it's thick it's pretty fancy

i gotta say yeah you know you're opening it up i'm on the inside right now open up the first panel all right a lot of a lot of text a lot of black and white going on then when you get to the next panel oh look at that that orange planet or whatever it is. Oh, it keeps going, too. That's like double-sided. It's like a vinyl union suit in there. You can't see their faces, but... No, well, you don't want to.

All right. Because they're evil. Are they inside picture frames or are those windows? Probably both. I think they're picture frames. Both, ooh. This is fucking tight. Yeah.

I love how it's all black and white except for that one orange. Is that the sun or is that a planet? Ian, what do you say? Is that the sun or is that a planet? I think that's the moon.

Yeah, that's probably the moon. Why is the moon orange? Because sometimes it gets orange. When does the moon get orange? Blood moon. Blood moon, yeah. If that's a real thing. Like a moon orange? Because sometimes it gets orange. When does the moon get orange? Blood moon. Blood moon, yeah. If that's a real thing. Like a blood orange?

Well, it's kind of red on the outside. I met a guy who didn't know what a clementine was. Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. Did you know that a tangerine is just a made-up thing? What's that supposed to mean? Well, technically, Dave, everything is just made up. It's like there's no difference between a tangerine and a clementine.

Really? So a tangerine is just a clementine? No, that can't be true. I don't know if I've ever had a tangerine. No, I think it's just some kind of weird marketing thing. Who's marketing that? The fruit people? Oh, yeah. They've got a strong lobby.

The fruit lobby? Yeah. Banana Republic. All right. What label is this on? This is on a german label called shotten cults production right in for john pile good job good job calling in yeah nice i uh picked it up through the fragile branch distro because i hadn't heard of it before but a couple gripes on it it's like like a C20 maybe or a C90.

Whoa, there's a big difference there. Well. C20 or C90? It's a very, very long tape in there, but there's only maybe 20 minutes worth of music. Oh, we're talking about a lot of blank space. Yeah. Okay.

And it's three songs that repeat on both sides. Oh, come on. Yeah. That sounds like they did it intentionally. And you can't see the window because of the label. I was going to say, though, I like that. Oh, really? Yeah, the label on. Yeah. That sounds like they did it intentionally. And you can't see the window because of the label. I was going to say, though, I like that. Oh, really? Yeah, the label on both sides.

I put it in, I get lost. Covers everything, except for the spools, obviously. You put it in, you get lost. Well, yeah, it hits blank space, and I have no idea where I'm at. Yeah, I'm at the end. So it's a 90-minute tape, or so it's a long. Or more. Yeah, it's.

Well, they spent so much money on that on that uh j card they took whatever tapes they could get yeah and the other side yeah both uh both sides what are you what are you thinking you got the a side in there yeah do i need to rewind it i can't tell yeah okay be on the safe side. It's like a leather daddy. It's a real deal. Look at that. And I'm with you. All right, we'll say what this is again, and then we'll play it.

The band is a black metal band from England called Obscure Lupine Quietus. The album's called Streams of Old for a Dead World. So, you know, they're serious. Out on Schottenkult Production, German label. Here it is. Thank you. The fire of hope The The And reach with a laugh We will all come at this point of dreamland The first is all The worst they are yet They are yours Thank you. I'm not a fucking idiot. Body has received power in pile of dust And fog is too large to be a fallout in the sea

The world's a whole terrible hole But from the ashes of a dead world And now, the three of us are gone The same old seeds of wine Coming apart into the cold Related to fire You'd dream of all that's now In the forest of power The new dream of war For all is over

I used to be calm as it should be But it's my fault It should be As if I could The affinity of becoming So In a condition I hope to blow my mind Go back home Obscure Lupine Quietus off Streams of Old for a Dead World on Shot and Cult Productions.

That was heavy. The only track on a C-290. Is that right? Repeats on all five sides. That was awesome. I wonder why they chose to use long-ass tapes like that. I don't know. You know, maybe it's some kind of thing.

Some kind of black metal thing we don't understand. Some meaning, yeah. I get it. Just like a bunch of silent, like it's just darkness at the end. Okay. Oh, now I get it. That actually makes total sense. Ian, I can't believe you didn't get that at first.

That's awesome. I dropped the ball. Yeah. No, that's awesome. I like that. All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to change gears a little bit. Okay. Yeah. No, that's awesome. I like that. All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to change gears a little bit. Okay.

Grinding gears. Get a little bit. Get a sound effect in there of like a, er, Dave's gear grinding. Today's Dave's Gear Grinder is brought to you by Red Bull. Red Bull gives you wings. And Tommy's Tape Leaders. When you need a tape leader, reach for a Tommy. You've done better.

I've done worse, too, so, you know, right in the middle there. I don't know about that. That was the worst. Well, everybody's got to have a low point, you know? Everybody's got to have their own personal Philip Seymour Hoffman moment. That was mine. Too soon. No, not soon enough. Alright, now

you're getting back into your groove. Who else can I burn? Who else can I burn here? The burn unit's here. What do you got? I'm going to play this tape that came out on Lil' Earn. Not a big earn. Lil' Earn. Lil' Earn. Not a big earn. Lil' Earn.

Lil' Earn. Oh, that one's blinding. Yeah, it's got some... Hide your wife, hide your kids when this tape is up. Because that one is bright. Good reference, Mike. Thanks. I do all the YouTubes. This is a project called Columbia Fasciata.

Okay. Ian, how do you say that? Let me see. Oh, I think you got it. Okay. Ian, how do you say that? Let me see. I think you got it. Okay. Yeah. Checks out. Got it. Bam. Tape's called Enemy Eater. Pretty sure there's a new one that came out on the other end. Just got it in the mail

a couple weeks ago. Let me keep this J card here. I'm really digging the artwork on the shell here. Yeah, it's nice. First of all, I've never seen a tape with this color green. No? That is. Have you?

I think so, yeah. That's an Ecto Cooler green. Mm-hmm. That is really bright-ass green. Yeah, it's nice. And it's got, like, black imprinting that on one side, it'll just say, have a little bit of text. It will.

It hasn't yet. And then one day it'll have a little bit of text. And the other side are all these squiggles. All these squiggly lines. They'll only go like 60% through the tape.

And it's like that on both sides. That's tight. I like that. We got a purple J card though. Purple and green go together, right? Look at that They go together real nice You know if it was a purple tape it would be too purple

I like when things are too purple I don't like that it's not a purple tape Okay fair enough I like when things are too purple I'm going to say that a third time See if you guys respond That's right Can something are too purple. I'm going to say that a third time and see if you guys respond. That's all right. Can something be too purple?

I don't think so. Dave, let me ask you a question. Are you going to play the second track on the B-side, Duck Crap? I didn't even read the track list, to be honest. You didn't notice that? Any other zingers? There's Exposing the Pink,

which I don't feel comfortable about. I don't know about that. We won't play that one. Bathtub, that seems like a fair one. They ended on a little cleansing moment at the end. Yeah, well, you have to after you expose the pink. You just want to jump into the A side here? Yeah, let's do it.

Improbable Technology is the first track. Yeah, it might be a track or two i think the first track might be super short but i can't remember any at any rate we're gonna play a sliver of tape here i like how it's um it's recorded by michael trillions oh yeah at dungeon de la spike that is a really really good name for wherever he was dungeon de la spike he's married to lucy billions right yeah um i think they're brazilians oh yeah yeah i thought they were chileans columba fasciata enemy eater cassette on lilirn lilirn here he is ¶¶ I'm stuck in my train machine Oh, you know

Spare the dance floor ¶¶ Our mothers are fast asleep Who do you know of the ancestors? Who do you know of the ancestors? Who do you know of the ancestors? Who do you know of the ancestors? Who do you know of the ancestors? Who do you know of the ancestors? Who do you know of the ancestors? Who do you know of the ancestors?

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Who do you know of the ancestors? Who do you know of the ancestors? Who do you know of the ancestors? Standing in your chair inside the mirror Don't dwell on the end of the password And never agree Bye. columba fasciata that was tight yeah nice little nice nice jamming i was mentioning while I was playing that I imagine one of the instruments is just a giant, not giant, like a 16 by 16. I was thinking bigger than that. Bigger than that? Yeah.

Wooden, handmade wooden cube with just a giant crank on the side. And you just turn it. And whatever song you just happen to be playing, it goes along with that. It's a magic box. Maybe a little bird lands on it. Maybe a little bird doesn't land on it. It's a mystery to everybody. That was good.

Did you say that was a new one? I think so, yeah. It just came to us. We got that recently, right? Yeah. Little Learn Tapes. Label out of Chicago. Windy City.

Chicago. Chicago. The Bears. What's that? The Bears. You might know it for The Bears. All right, I'm going to play a tape that I've had for a while, but I got a tape in the mail the other day.

Another tape from Joe Bastardo. He put out a long-distance poison cassette on his label Moss Archive. Where's the archive? What is it again? Yeah, Moss Archives. That's the name of it. Which made me grab an older long distance poison tape here that I think I'm going to play

tape called Gamma Graves came out in 2011 on Ecstatic Peace this is Nathan Cleary right long distance poison tape is it him and somebody else yeah Nathan and Keerly Keerly Erica Keerly? Erica Bradbury and Casey Block.

Okay. Which I believe, you'll have to open up the J card. I believe that. Is that who it says is on the same? Nathan Keerly. Erica Bradbury, Casey Block. Got it. Nailed it. Joshua Schlusher.

Joshua Schlusher from Opponents. Doing a little guest appearance? A little guest spot from Joshua Schlusher. I got some gossip. Nathan Kearley. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Let me get ready for it. Jesus Christ, Dave. Not really gossip, but I want to say something.

Go. He's the loudest fucking snorer on the fucking planet. Oh, was that the dude next to us at vov two years in a row two years in a row he camped right next to us and he snores so loud it sounded like it's right in my fucking ear maybe he and he wake wakes me up about 4 30 in the morning every night at voice of the valley and two years and then he rolls out of bed like 11 o'clock 12 o'clock because he's out cold oh he's refreshed stretching he's waking up oh i slept so well last night everyone around him just looking at him staring i didn't notice i'm a loud snorer too so i didn't know no you're not bad

no really you're not too bad now but he's really bad if you get bad i just nudge you and you stop i love being nudged. Makes me feel like somebody cares about me. I like to know someone's next to me at night. Maybe I just should bring a long stick next time and poke a little hole in the side of the tent. Or just show up when he's like, so Nathan, where are you sitting up your tent? And he's like, and you're like, all right, I'll go over there. You're not going to get away from it.

If it's that loud, you can't get away from it what are you gonna do some people sleep loud some people sleep loud alright end of podcast goodnight and a good one everybody

episode number 40 some people sleep loud that's a wrap that's a wrap good job everybody tight episode yeah alright

play something on the side A the track's called Mesa Ghost or Mesa Ghost. Probably Mesa. Track featuring Joshua Slusher. That's hard to say, Joshua Slusher. I can say it all right. Say it.

Joshua Slusher. Did you see the way his face contoured it when he said that? His brain sent signals to his entire body, don't fuck this up, Dave, don't fuck this up. Joshua Slusher. I'll do it't fuck this up. Joshua Slusher. I'll do it again. Go ahead. Joshua Slusher.

Your face is making things it's never done before. It's like when you say Joshua Slusher, you look like you had a stroke yesterday. All right. I'm going to do it again. Okay. Joshua Slusher. Okay. All right.

Joshua Slusher. Stop saying it. Let me say it one more time. Okay. Joshua Slusher. Joshua Slusherher your face is real fucked up when you do it and you do it joshua slusher oh he does really good wow that was really good try well not bad first time you ever said that huh first time i i remember the first time

i said it all right long distance poison All right, Long Distance Poison, Gamma Graves. I have to go to the hospital. I'll give you a ride. I have a nosebleed. If you say it enough, Joshua, that's like a Twilight Zone episode. I was about to say Twilight Zone. Long Distance Poison, Gamma Graves cassette. Came out in October of 2011 on Ecstatic Piece. I like Ecstatic Piece's catalog numbers. E, pound sign, 105, lowercase u. Oh, I like that.

What's the lowercase u stand for? Micro. Micro. The word without the letter u in it. All right, here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THE END Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. He does one of those In and out snores So it's not even on every other breath You have to deal with it on the in and out Long distance poison

On ecstatic peace Gamma Graves, with Joshua Slusher with synthesizer on that side. Joshua Slusher with synthesizer on that side. Mike, your nose is bleeding. I'll snort out. All right. I'll suck it all back up to my brain.

That's brain fuel. Blood is just brain fuel. Yeah. Snort that right up. That's expensive. Yeah, man. You don't want to waste that. Ian, what do you got? Let's see. That's expensive. Yeah, man. You don't want to waste that. Ian, what do you got?

Let's see. Let's see what you got. Let's see. Do this silver casket on Vauld. Vauld. Have we played anything on Vauld? No, we haven't. Grand Evans.

I'm pretty sure you guys played the Grand Evans. I was just going to say, did we play that Grand Evans tape? I think we did. I have no idea who this is, actually. It's sort of a mysterious one. You just said it's Silver Casket. Well, yeah, but I don't know who that is. Yeah.

Just don't know who the man behind the curtain is. I don't know why I think this, but I think all of the Vauld releases are people from the area that the Evanses live in down in Georgia. Down in Georgia. Yeah, I think. I feel like I remember them. They're all very mysterious, so it's hard to tell.

I bet you all of them are Grant Evans. Probably. It's Grant Evans' newish label. This is a really good one. It's sort of a different one on there. Lots of different ones on Vauld. This is like a... They advertise it as a neo-folky kind of one,

but it's haunting and strange. Let me see the cover for this. All of the track titles are names of runes. It took me a while to figure that out. Runes? Runes. Nice. This is a tight layout too

I like the all All black and white Style they got going on these All these vaulters We're gonna do a side B Side B? Yeah I think the track is called

Nothis or Nouthis I'm screwing up my mouth I thought you were the guy who's gonna come in here and whip us all into shape without we say shit. Well, see, he was. I lied. I also said that. You hang out with us for a few minutes and then. It's infectious.

Yeah. Noth is. Noth is. That's what I'm going to go with. And is it silver casket or caskets? Casket. Singular. Just one, huh? Just one Singular. Just one, huh?

Just one silver box. Just one, man. At the end of the day, all we get is just one silver box, man. That's all she's worth. Yep. All right, well, let's play something off this silver casket tape. What did you say it was called? I think it's self-titled.

Self-titled. C-23. Came out last year on Vauld. 23. Yes, sir. C-23. Came out last year on Vauld. 23. Yes, sir. Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Silver Casket off of Vauld, self-titled. Felt like Kramer in the shower there

at the beginning of the tape. It was like a blast. Were you making a salad? Dave, what do you do? Wash his vegetables in the shower? He's on the wacky. Yeah, Kramer's always on the wacky. Is that episode where they fixed the water pressure

or something and it was too much or you got a new shower head? No, no, no. They changed the water pressure so it was too low so he bought a shower head that... From Newman, right? He laid them all out? No you got a new shower head. No, no, no. They changed the water pressure so it was too low. So he bought like a shower head that. From Newman, right? He like laid them all out. No, from a guy Newman knew.

And it was like a shower head from like the circus that they used to watch the elephants or something. Something zany. I always like the one where Jerry's selling like a van or something. I like the one where they go to the restaurant. Well, I guess the information I gave was enough and we just stopped. Where he's selling the van and he tells Jerry to put in the, you know, interesting what was it? Interesting trades.

Trade offers? Yeah, but I forget how he phrased it. And then Kramer came and tried to trade him something for it. He's like, it says in the ad interesting trades. You put that. Typical Kramer. I like the one where George goes, I don't know

and then he gets slimed. That was a good one. I heard that. What do you think in the burger? I like on You Can't Do That on television, the mom who always wore the dishwashing gloves. You remember her? I don't remember that.

No, it was like the family. I just remember barf. I remember when they had the conversations in the lockers for some reason, and they would like... They would come out of the lockers and say a joke? Yeah, yeah. You know, Lance Morissette was on that show.

Yeah. Was that a Canadian show? Yeah, it was. I have no idea what you guys are talking about. You can't do that on television? Have you ever seen that show? No, I'm missing out. Old Nickelodeon show.

If you said water, they poured water on you. And if you said, I don't know, they poured slime on you. Yeah. It was a little more thing. It was like a variety show.

Was there one more thing? No, I think it was just water and slime. That was the entire show. Yeah. That was 80% of the show. Yeah. What do you think the slime was? It was slime.

Like actual slime. The real kind. The real kind of slime. Like they just had like a bunch? It was slime. Like actual slime. The real kind. The real kind of slime. Like they just had like a bunch of. They're not faking it. They had like a bunch of like, it was just a factory of snails. Yeah. And they cultivated the slime.

Yeah, that's how it works. This was before the internet, Dave. You were using real slime. They weren't CGI in this. They were milking the snails. They were milking the snails. Well, you don't call it milking because you're not getting milk. It's another process, but it's a similar process.

The slime and the snails? It's you take the snail, you put it between your hands, and you roll it like a gumball. And then, like, eventually you open your hands up and there's no snail and your hands are just covered with slime. And then you get that and you kind of, like, put it into a mason jar. Okay. Because that'll dry out.

Slime will dry out. So you've got to keep it. Then they add the green dye because it's clear. And they had like six-year-olds from some third world country doing it. I'm getting all wonky on everybody. All right, I'm going to play a tape here. That was Silver Casket from Vault. I'm going to play a tape we got in the mail,

I think last time around, from a group called the Freezing... Now I'm going to make it sound like it says Freezin' Water. The Freezin' slash Waters Duo. Those are two people's last names. F-R-I-E-S-E-N slash Waters Duo.

Cassette on a label called Fuck, I just had it. Called Shaking Box Music. This came out... Took you long enough. Fuck you, Dave. Two dudes who were in some other projects I was reading the names of, but I didn't really

recognize any of them. I like that shell color. God damn it, Ian. I'm still on your show. God damn it, Ian. I was just going to say I like that shell color. Let me see it. It's like a butterscotch.

That shell color of the year right there. I would call it a butterscotch. You wouldn't's like a butterscotch. That's shell color of the year right there. I would call it a butterscotch. You wouldn't call it a butterscotch? I would call it like pecan ice cream. All right. You boys talk it over. You tell me what it is. I'm going to look it up because I did see the name earlier.

Butterpecan. Butterpecan. Butterpecan. Well, you've got to come up with something different. Well, I think you nailed it. It's definitely a butterpecan. Even if you nailed it, you've got to come up with something. Jesus Christ.

Play the game. What do you nailed it, you've got to come up with something. Jesus Christ, play the game. What do you got? What is it? I have no idea. Oh, come on. Apple cinnamon frozen yogurt. You're making Dave come up with two? He's on fire here.

How can I compete? It's not a competition. We're all having a good time. Oh, I always compete. I wasn't going to say anything, but this is a competition. And if you don't get a rate, you are out. What is it?

What is it? I can't find it on the site. I'll go with coffee ice cream. Yeah. It's better than butter pecan anyway. It's butterscotch. It's basically what it is. No, you're wrong.

So you're asking for... You're wrong, Mike....one's and then you just go with butterscotch anywaycotch is basically what it is. Nah, you're wrong. So you're asking for the ones and then you just go with Butterscotch anyway. I already knew what it was. Play something off the A-side. This is Guitar and Alto Sax. So let's get into something off

this Friesen-Waters Duo cassette. I believe it's self-titled, unless there's a name somewhere on here, on Shaking Box Music. Here it is. I want to look up the name of that color, too. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. um Thank you. Oh, my God. I'm not going to do that. plays saxophone and nate waters the band cable knits and hunter gatherer both hyphenated names on sax record it live in the library basement i wonder if that's not if a place called library basement or a basement of a library it's probably just the library in the basement of the library yeah you silly there's no basement in the library.

Little Pee Wee Herman reference for everybody. Changed it up a little bit as I'm known to do. We went out of order there, didn't we? Huh? We went out of order. Yeah, you guys were way out of order. It went me to Ian and then back to me. Order in the courts right now.

How does it happen? You won't guess what's going to happen here next, folks. That's a tight tape. Tight artwork on the Jigard. That's a good one. Pick that one up. You can find that one in your little cassette store. Dave, you're staring at me like you've got a gripe.

What's your problem? Wait, did he fall asleep? Joshua Schlusher. And it wakes you up. That's your problem? Wait, did he fall asleep? Joshua Schlosser. And it wakes you up. That's my safe word. No, you're twisting my brain in knots. Alright, go Dave. What you got? Son of Dad. That's another Seinfeld reference.

You can just say son. You could just say son. Yeah, I don't know anything about this project. It's on a label that I don't know anything about either called New Camp. New Camp? Yeah. There's another one that came through the mailbag recently. And I really like the artwork on this guy.

It's like a collage of some outdoor cooking, maybe outside of a camp somewhere. Maybe outside of the new camp and then on the inside is like some maybe like it almost looks like uh oh shit i like the inside of that that's awesome yeah it's like the whole inside is like green like a like a light green and then there's a little doodle there in the corner little doodle it's like a uh maybe an island what's that text say um oh well it's in different directions it says one knows exactly what he wants he was to be whatever jackson polis is the name of the the fella who does this project. Jackson Pollock? No, Jackson Pollis. Pollis. Close though.

Pollis. And I really, I was, what I was talking about. It's artwork. It's tight. I'm looking at it now. This is incredible. Yeah. It's like some.

I'm looking at a digital version. I'm going to get my hands, I'm going to get my mitts on it. It's like some camp cooking. Ooh. Hand that over. That's awesome. And I like on the, on the tape itself, you look at it. I like that on the at it and it's like, what does that say? That doesn't say anything.

I can't see anything. No, I just want you to look at it. Don't take it from me. I can't see anything because it's like backlit. I said don't take it from me. Oh, shit. That's awesome. What does that say?

Well, if you turn the tape on its side. On its side? And you read it from bottom to top hold on you mean like flip it upside down turn it on its side on its side like this like here give it to me here take it back i don't know what i'm doing okay hold it like that okay and read it from top to bottom rear from top to. I got it on its side. I'm not seeing anything. Are you colorblind? Read it from bottom to top.

Read it from bottom to top? But it's backwards also. Bottom to top. Did I say top to bottom? Yeah. Okay, bottom to top. I'm sorry. Read it from bottom to top. I'm not getting anything.

Read it from bottom to top. Read it from bottom to top. Yeah. But it's also backwards. but it's also backwards but it's also backwards so it says like son of dad but it's like i'm not getting anything you just said it's like flipped and mirrored and it's cool it's like i like it i like it a lot it's really good you did a great job thanks i really get i get art let's listen to it i'm tired of this give it back to me for a second get your giant hand away when you put your hand at me like that i feel physically threatened

all right this is why we set up the wall don't talk about hands i don't want to i should never brought taxidermy as soon as i brought it up well what else you got to say about it taxidermy wolf man hands over there what else you got to say about it? Taxidermied wolf man hands over there. What else you got to say about it? You know what? I don't have anything to say about it. Then give it back. Why'd you take it? Can you wipe that label off?

Bet you can. You know I can. Read it. Side to front. Back to front. So we're going to play... Just cut off the A side. Let's just fucking play it. What are you so angry about over there, Mr. Angry Man?

My medications came in. I already hit play, Dave. Did you take the green guys or the orange guys? I took a little bit of both. And you're not supposed to mix them. All right. Are we playing this? Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Son of Dad.

Son of Dad, that was tight. Yeah. I got my rooster crowing. What do roosters do? They crow. No, I think that's what crows do. Yeah, now that I say that out loud, it doesn't seem like it. What do they do?

What's a rooster do? They call the morn. Ian. They call the morn? Ian, what does the rooster do? They crow. They do crow. Yeah. When you say it out loud, it doesn't seem right, because it's like saying, like, a hen chickens.

Son of Dad. That was off of New Camp Records or whatever it was called New Camp New Camp I enjoyed that one yeah it's a long player it's all good though look at my crow roostering

it's all jam packed with goodies jam packed Dave gave you a taste now free will now go get it it's probably still around

see there was two sets of footprints on the sand and then there was one set of footprints and you said Dave what happened

you said that's the part where I played the Son of Dad tape and I just stopped and i sat down and you kept walking i was like where are you going i'm gonna play a cassette off of uh uh the label sound holes has a like a live imprint is it just called sound holes live i think it's called Sound Holes Live. And they have two tapes out so far by Blood, B-B-B-B-B-B Blood, and A Snake in the Garden, which is the one I'm going to play. This was recorded live at the Maryland Mansion. That's a good name for a place.

In Burlington, Vermont. Snake in the Garden is... That's a good name for a place too. What? Burlington, Vermont. Why not? I've never That's a good name for a place, too. What? Burlington, Vermont. Why not? I've never been to Vermont. It's fancy.

Neither have I. I've never been to Vermont or Maine. I've been to Vermont, not Maine. I want to go to Burlington. They're probably pretty similar. Probably. They're all the same. Yeah.

When you get up that high. Yeah. Once you get up into New England, it's all the same. Yeah, I've always wanted to go. I hear it's beautiful there this time of year. Yeah. In Maryland Mansion. there this time of year. Yeah. In Maryland Mansion. Probably a lot of snow.

Probably. God damn it. I got to pick it up. Don't you hate when you drop a tape? Every piece goes everywhere. A Snake in the Garden is Matt, one of the dudes who does that label NNA tapes oh I never knew that yes this is his solo

project he's been doing it for a while I played some shows with him I feel like in 2008 or 2009 so he's been doing this project for a good bit I haven't seen too much a snake in the garden material from him but uh so play a little bit off this i believe these tapes i think it's like uh the same thing on both sides it's just one live

set repeats on the b side play a little bit see where it goes i actually haven't listened to this yet we just got these in the mail not that long-cold. Alright, Snake in the Garden, live at Maryland Mansion. Soundhole's live, number one. Here it is. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The End Thank you. The End Thank you. Thank you. Snake in the Garden, live at Maryland Mansion on Sound Holes Live. I believe they just have the two. No, the Marilyn Manson was on the Wonder Years, right? What?

Never mind. Oh, I know what you're getting at now. What was his name, Paul? Yeah. People said that was Marilyn Manson? Yeah. It was not, though, was it? No.

No. I like how, Dave, you had a comment during that tape that you said haven't heard the drunk guy say yeah yeah there is always that guy yeah i like that guy yeah he didn't show but doesn't get enough credit they unsung hero you can pay him to show up at your live performance if you're recording a dvd or cassette and he'll do that it's like fifty dollars for a yeah a hundred dollars for a fuck yeah and then it's like he i think sometimes he throws in the hell yeah at the end yeah and then he'll drop a bottle every once in a while yeah that was good though i you can still get those from uh from sound holes uh whose turn is i'm losing i'm losing the order here we've been

going all over the place we've been going we've around. It's your turn, right? Yeah. You haven't went in a while. What do you got? We were talking about Warren Habit. We were talking about Warren Habit. Canadian label? That's from Canada? Yeah.

He's from Ontario, right? Okay. I think. Yeah. I feel like that's right. Got a comp that they put out late last year. Oh, shit. Hand me that.

Right before the new year. That's pretty. Hand me that. Hand me that. Right before the new year. That's pretty. Hand me that. Give me that with the tape. I don't think the comp has a name. I think it's just number 12, maybe? No, this has a name. Oh, no.

Tired Hands, yeah. Yeah, Tired Hands. Tired Hands. Tired Hands comp with... Is Woven Hair... I'm pretty sure that's... Wait a minute. I got a question.

What was the name of the first tape you played? What was it? Knit Prism. That's definitely his project, but I'm pretty sure... Hold on. What was the name of the Knit Prism tape? Pace. Okay.

Because inside this J card, it has the word Pace, and it's scratched out. Scratched off. I didn't notice that. Look at that. In the liner notes where it says all the artist names, it says P the first track is from woven hair that must be do you well do you think he went and named the track pace and he's like wait a minute fuck i already named something pace and he's just scratched it out maybe it's that's pretty tight actually i like that that's like um it's a hidden hidden message though i think though. I think it's kind of like a false start,

like on Polly, the Nirvana song, when he comes in a little too early. Hand that back over here, Dave. Did you ever try to laugh and yawn at the same time? Nope. Because also it says... Hold on, I don't get this. Why does it say...

Because it says side A, but right next to side A, it has the word side and crossed out as well. Confusion. He's like, side? No. Wait, that was right. Side.

And there's something else. Oh, man, hold on. I don't know why I'm loving this so much, though. On the bottom, it says worn habit. And then, like, there's a, I guess a release number that he scratched out and wrote number 12 underneath of it. You can just do it over again. You can just start over. You can do whatever you want.

I like it, though. I like it like this. Yeah, I mean, he fucked up right off the bat. I wonder if he was going to, like, the first word. No, it's not on purpose. Woven hair. You're sure. Dark spring, which is the Turmeric Magnitudes guy, right?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I Am Just a Pupil. Is that the name of a track or the name of a project? That's the name of the project. Because then you got B-side. Okay. The side B, Grant Evans, Eric Sanchez, and I'm not going to say his name right.

Charles. Barabay. Barabay. Barabay. He made that diagram for us. yeah and it was like it's a charles and then it had a picture of a bat a picture of a rat and a picture of what was the last thing a bay a bay that's definitely bay because the accent and it just said bat minus t rat minus t bay yeah um but i still I still like to say it wrong every time.

For some reason, I thought it had an extra R and an extra B, and I was saying like Barbare or something like that. I don't know. Charles Barbarian. Worn Habit number 12. Yeah, it came out late last year. Yeah, super late last year. This packaging, this artwork is fucking tight.

I love the cover, yeah. And it goes extremely well with this. The colors match. Caramel. No, this artwork is fucking tight. I love the cover, yeah. And it goes extremely well with this. Colors match. Caramel. Like a Twix caramel. This is a gold shell, Dave. It's positive. Oh, it does have a shine to it.

With some tight-ass shell stickers on this. This is really fucking nice. It's a real good comp. It plays all the way through really nicely. Oh, no snags. It doesn't stop, doesn't get eaten nice and smooth do you know how long this is? it looks like it's a 60

I don't remember how long it is what are you going to play? side B you're on some Grant Evans tonight you're trying to get a sponsorship? yeah, why not alright Grant, if you're listening Ian Franklin, what's your address? You're on some Grant Evans tonight, huh? That's good stuff. You're trying to get a sponsorship? Yeah, why not? All right, Grant, if you're listening,

Ian Franklin, what's your address? Like 1401 North Delaware Avenue? Yeah, something like that. He's looking to get signed. Hit me up. He's on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, MySpace, guestbooks, Amazon.com. Snapchat.

Snapchat. Chat roulette. Chat roulette. Yep. Message boards. Snapchat. Chat roulette. Chat roulette. Yep. Message boards. Web rings. AOL. Grant Evans off the Tired Hands comp on Worn Habit. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. I'm sorry. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. I'm sorry. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the I'm going to go ahead and get back to the Grand Evans on the Worn Habit comp, Tired Hands. Worn Habit number 12, C60.

C60, it's a good one. We were debating on the cover art is like a collage cut out of, like got some hands floating around in a room. But one of the hands is holding something. We were debating on what it was holding. Dave, what did you say? It's some kind of berry or fruit. You can see stems sticking off of them.

My first impression was Skittles. I thought it was some sort of Mexican candy. It's like American candy but a little bit different. Like tamarinds? It comes in a bag with a bear holding a bunch of them. You buy it at the Mexican grocery store. It looks good. right looks very good the dried shrimp with the little packet of hot sauce yeah yeah exactly i tried one of those ones

it was so so gross was that gross that seems weird it seems like that wouldn't be gross it seems like it seems like you go back for some more of that of that dried shrimp hanging up like on the thing next to a hot wheel. Alright, whose turn is it? It's my turn. I knew that. Dave's Corner. I think I'm going to play another one on Lil' Earn.

Another one on Lil' Earn? Another one on Lil' Earn. Double dose on Lil' Earn, huh? First time we're ever going to play... Bell of the Ball. 40 episodes in. The first time we're playing Sparkling White Pressure tape. No, that's not true. I don't think we've ever played Sparkling White Pressure.

Oh, you know what I'm thinking of? We played Sparkling White Pressure on the Hooker Vision Laser Focus. Okay. But we've never played it on this one before. No. Frank Ball. Frank Ball. His last name is like a little toy gun.

This might be my favorite sparkling white pressure relief. Is it Give Me the Tape and Press Reverse or whatever? Give Me the... Yes. Yo, this one is fucking good, man. Yeah. This one is really good. I have not heard this one yet.

Well, then... Press Reverse and Give Me the Tape. There we go. Press Reverse and Give Me the Tape? Yeah. I really like the artwork on this too. Pass it on over. I want to see.

I already know what it looks like, but you know, it's a little game we play. Got a little skeleton guy on there. Nice little guy. Some kind of like floral background. This guy's got a toothache. They got the old fashioned,

like in from the forties when you got a toothache, so you just wrapped a towel around your head. That works. That works. Or like when you tied the string to it you just wrapped a towel around your head? That works. Or when you tied the string to it and you put it on the doorknob. Stooges did that. It was always good. Yeah, this is tight artwork. Little Learner number 43.

Edition of 75 copies. Yeah, pass me that tape. What are you going to play? Just do a cut from the A side yeah the a side is like five or six different five or six tracks right yeah and then the b side is uh one long guy yeah you got it queued up to anything or should i rewind this it's already it should already be rewound it's not rewound all the way oh wait you know what yeah it is my bad dave i apologize all right well here's something from Sparkling Wide Pressure.

What is the name of it again, Ian? Turn that around and tell me. It's like press reverse and give me the tape. Press the reverse and give me the tape. Cassette. Fairly new one, I believe, on Lil' Earn. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. The day, the day, the day The day, the day, the day again again

again again again again again I'm sorry. I should I should Sparkling wide pressure. Tight tape. Yeah, really tight.

Yeah, man, that track's awesome. I like that a lot. Yeah. That's one of my favorite names, too, Sparkling Wide Pressure. It's a good one. It's like a big pool of Sprite. A big pool? With the lid on, the cap on.

You're just about to put it off. Wait, it's a pool of Sprite with the cap on? Like a swimming pool with a cap? Yeah, because it's sparkling and wide. And then the cap's on it, so that's where you get your pressure. What is building up the pressure? Is there a guy next swimming pool with a cap? Yeah, because it's sparkling and wide. And then the cap's on it, so that's where you get your pressure. Or just building up the pressure. Yeah. Is there a guy next to it with a pump? One of those, like a bike pump?

No, they... There's a bunch of bulls that run into the side of it. Bulls? Yeah. Like the guy from Night Court? Yeah, there's a guy that whips the bulls and they run into the side of the pool. And that keeps the pressure up. Well, I don't like that. Well, you know, it's in Spain.

They have different... Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Alright, well, I'm gonna go... Barbarians. You fucking barbarians. The problem with Spain, Dave, is that the rain falls mainly on the barbaric, the bad people, Dave. All right, I'm going to play a tape by Joosh.

Did I say it right? I think that's right. Joosh. Joosh? Like a Tony Soprano juice. I'm thinking like I had a friend, Jason, in grade school and his younger brother had like you know some speech issues so that's like him like give me some josh I want some josh

some gabagol some vinegar peppers you always go to that you know I've never seen The Sopranos right? neither have I. Wow. I just know a guy that always used to say that. Gabagol some vinegar peppers. Who was this guy? some guy I know. Wait who are you hanging out with? First I find out you're going to that guy's house.

I've got secret friends, Mike. I don't like that. I don't like when people have secret friends. I've got a second life. I don't like that. This Joosh cassette that came in the mail about a month ago. I'm scanning it for a title right now, so it may

just be self-titled. On a label called drone warfare tapes i'm gonna play something off the b-side were you saying you saw this cover somewhere uh it's probably online somewhere but i recognize the micron at least is micron on the front uh i'm looking for a name of who does this project i'm assuming this the cover is a drawing of a lady playing a little synthesizer and there's a little uh record player next to it a bunch of wires going around i'm assuming that's who does the project i'm not seeing anything i'll look up while we're playing it but uh this

is pretty fucking tight uh came out last year sometime i think like mid last year sometime, I think like mid-last year. But I believe it's still available from Drone Warfare. So let's get into a track from off of the B-side of this Joosh. Give me some Joosh. Self-titled cassette.

Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. 🎵 🎵 Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. some deep body blows at the end there mm-hmm Jewish self-titled tape on drone warfare I'm looking at their the band camp now and it's leading me to believe that it's three guys John Martin Jack Boyle and Andrew Bankson, who do this project.

Who's the lady on the cover? I have no idea. I've had a situation in my time where you think it's a lady, but it's really three guys. So this isn't new to me. I'm a seasoned vet at this. But I was led to believe by the cover that this was going to be...

Now it says artwork by Rebecca Femme, P-H-E-M, John Martin, and Andrew Bankson. Maybe that's Rebecca on the cover that this was going to be... Now, it says artwork by Rebecca Femm, P-H-E-M, John Martin, and Andrew Bankson. Maybe that's Rebecca on the cover. Email us if you know at buttbuffet.com slash infowars.html Two tracks there

off the B-side. Alright, Ian, you got something you want to... What do you want to do? What do I want to do? What do you want to do? What's the deal with what you want to do? I'm going to go get a little dark. You're going to open up that envelope you mangled?

Yeah, which I can't seem to open up correctly. Yeah, I gotta say, did your dog open that envelope? Well, let me tell you the reason why. Okay. Well, first let's say, what is it? All right. This is a tape from Serpent777. Okay.

And from the label Total Black. And it comes in like a five by eight white envelope. And he does a lot of tapes in these envelopes. And it's a cool idea, but then you get this envelope and how am I supposed to open it without completely tearing it apart? Yeah, because it was like Christmas morning and you know Aunt Susan always puts a $100 bill in the envelope

and you just couldn't wait to get to it. Couldn't wait. And it doesn't come with an Orelco, so now I just got this envelope with a case hanging out. Lots of inserts. Real nice presentation. Oh, yeah, it is nice.

Do you have an envelope opener? I don't, and that's probably why it looks so bad. Yeah, you just get that. You just slide it in there and just a nice crease. I think the label should probably send it out. Send you out a nice black metal envelope opener. Oh, it should come with like... Yeah.

It'll look a little sword. It's like a blade, yeah, with like, you know, really ornate engraving on it. Like the black metal vegan chef. Oh, yeah. He's always like cutting shit up with like... This huge knife. Yeah, like a knife ring. Yeah.

And you go and you get yourself another envelope. Yeah. And you replace this envelope. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, because this knife ring. Yeah. And you go and you get yourself another envelope. Yeah. And you replace this envelope. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, because this, I mean... Yeah, I don't want to keep that. This is embarrassing. Yeah.

This is just like... I mean, I brought it over here because I knew you guys would understand. I like how he used the little band-aid thing from the center label on the back of the envelope as if you could just peel that off and open it up. Right, that was my first idea. It's like, oh, I'll just take this off. No, that wouldn't work. That would be even worse. Look at that. It comes right off.

Look at that. It comes right off. That was perfect. But the envelope's still sealed. Yeah. So it's pointless. It's just for show. But also, I mean, some of the blames with you here. Alright, alright. This is pretty bad. Take it back. Before he destroys it,

he will destroy it if you let him hold it too long. I was thinking about it. I'll get it later. This is a good tape. The guy's Serpent777. The name of the project, though, is Order of Nine Angels. The tape is called Black Triangle Void. Wait, so who's Serpent777?

He is a guy, I believe his name is Jason Wood. So Jason Wood, his alias is Serpent777, and his project name on this is something else? Yeah. Kids today. This guy does a ton of projects, lots of different bands, black metal stuff, punk stuff. But this is some satanic rituals, I believe, led by Mr. Serpent777. Really good stuff. Well, let's get into this.

What's the name of the tape you said? Order of Nine Angels is the project. Black Triangle Void is the name of the cassette. Yeah. On total black. Started off A-side with Horned Altar. Here we go. He is the only one. The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Exit 17, The Exit 17, The The The The The The The The

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That was rotten. Mm-hmm. I like that. Rotten. That was rotten. That rotted. It did rot a little bit. Good stuff.

There's goo in my deck. You were saying something about the dude who does that project, Ian. Yeah, Serpent777 guy. Apparently he's done some work on the Walking Dead series as a cast member. As an extra. He's a zombie. Yeah, a zombie. That's pretty tight. Yeah, and apparently they've used his picture, his zombie picture, for a lot of the advertisements.

Very real looking. That's pretty awesome. That's good stuff. I wish I was an extra in the walk I wish I was an extra nice work if you can get it yeah man I'll tell you

if you can get some good extra work it's hard for a zombie you just keep that zombie makeup on I think all all night yeah

how do you think they what do you think they just like one day they shoot a bunch of shit with the extras

probably I don't know it's gotta take so much time on the makeup yeah it's just you know you're just an extra

get them get them loaded up shoot them everywhere CGI them in later well I mean isn't it who produced it the dude that produced

like Terminator and like shit like that right oh I have no clue so it's probably I mean it's probably got like ass loads of money behind it

so I would assume so yeah whatever you boys ready to get funky do makeup all the time if you want you boys ready to get funky? You do makeup all the time if you want. You boys ready to get funky? Do makeup every day.

I don't care. You boys ready to move your body? Let's do it. You ready to see Dave Booty pop in? Do I want to? Trust me, you do not want to. Don't stand up, Dave.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Come on, man. You're going to... Breaking stuff. This drywall's going to... This is only a quarter inch drywall. Come on, Dave. Look at him go.

Look at him go. Oh, he's ramping up. Oh, my goodness. He is. There this is only a quarter inch drywall. Come on Dave. Look at him go. Look at him go. Oh my goodness. He sat down and I heard a little sizzle on the chair as soon as he sat down. Alright Dave. Get ready. That was just a warm up because we're going to listen to a tape on Adventures in Dubbing. Clear off this table. I'll twerk a little bit.

Please don't do that. Wait. On the table? Yeah. On top. This table is not built for that. Twerking on a card table. Tape on Adventures in Dubbing by Scratch and Sniff. Digging this cover. Ooh, I like that too.

You're looking at that and you're like, that's like a funky 70s. You know, I got on my nice lavender suit and I'm gonna just walk down the street. Have a little theme music playing behind me. And you'd be correct. You point, you do the gun point at everybody.

At everybody. You stop, point that way, and then do that way. Oh, is that a sticker? Let's throw that on the table. Keep the top three buttons open. Let your bushy chest stick out a little bit. With a big medallion. Oh, yeah, huge medallion.

That's exactly what we're getting. Sweaty medallion, too. It's always sweating. Oh, yeah. Juicy medallion. That's actually what they call me, juicy medallion. Here comes juicy medallion. He's a bad what?

All right, well, let's get into the scratch and sniff tape. Dave's going to twerk on a card table when we this may be the last episode and uh this is a track off of the the a side called flash re-rub scratch and sniff here it is Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. scratch and sniff off Adventures in Dubbing. Jack Tripper gonna go down. I'm gonna go down with Jack Tripper to the Regal Beagle.

Dave, you trying to scratch and sniff that snicker? Sticker? Smells like a snicker bar? Yeah. Go down to the Regal Beagle and play that one. Pick up some stewardess. Go down to the skating rink. Oh yeah, we can go down there too

find some twins that'd be nice I was gonna look up and see who did the artwork for that and then I did not do that so here we are this is live

so there's no time to to do it now let's do it live fuck it we'll do it live alright Davey boy you wanna take us out? Yeah.

We got any announcements to make before we do that? Thanks to Joe Bastardo for doing the intro. Ian, thanks for coming over and filling in. Yeah, for real, man. Bringing some tapes. We'll take out all the racist stuff you said. That's fine. Yeah, we'll just edit it all out, so don't worry about that.

That's fine. I don't think we have anything else to say, right? Dave, you got anyone else snore loud? Think it over. Rub your temples. I'm rubbing my temples. I'm so tired. I don't have anything.

Okay, well, what are you going to play? What are you going to take us out with? I'm going to play this Ryan Harris tape. Who's that? Some guy. Okay. It's some guy. Okay, well, what are you going to play? What are you going to take us out with? I'm going to play this Ryan Harris tape. Who's that? Some guy. Okay. Some guy. Okay.

It's a tape called... Some guy he met on the way here. He was like, hey, kid, you like tapes? Yeah. Yeah, mister, I sure do. And then he was like, threw it to you. Gee, thanks, mister. And it went over your head.

He gave me some money. And you were like, it went over my head. He was like, I got another one. He threw another one. And it landed in front of you and shattered. And he was like, I got more.. He threw another one, and it landed in front of you and shattered. And he's like, I got more. And you're like, just walk over and give it to me. Who's right, Harris?

I like how we were both telling different stories about what happened with the guy at the same time. Mine was real, and yours was fan fiction. We should tell the story again. You tell your version, and I'll tell my version, and we'll tell it at the same time again. No, I don't want to. I'm not going to do it. If it was your idea. If it was my idea, we'd have costumes, jewelry, sets.

I'd have Ian right now painting a backdrop for us. All right. So this came out on a label called Dust Grass or Dusted Grass. Dusted Grass. Dusted Grass, I think it is. Sounds like a little wacky tobacco reference if you ask me. Yeah. I don't go for it.

I think it's Dusted Grass. I don't know. All that's on here is the catalog number, and I looked it up, and I think it was Dusted Grass. But anyway, this is a good jammy. I think this label's out of Texas. And they only had one release in 2012 and this release in 2013. So not very active. Give them time.

This one's a burner. I like it. Hand it over. Take a look at Lou. Give me the jigger as well. It's nice. There's a little... Oh, shit.

That is tight looking. I like the sticker on at you, Lou. Give me the jigger as well. It's nice. There's a little... Oh, shit. That is tight looking. I like the sticker on the shell. Type purple desert kind of... Yeah. A canyon. Stars out. It's a nice one. Now, is this one too purple for you, Dave? No, not at all.

You can't get too purple. There's a lot of purple going on here. Lots of it. Yeah. Artwork by Jason Moore. You did a good job, Jason Moore. Keep it up. up yeah this is tight looking you got a bright

future kid you stay in the game all right well it's an episode number 40 this business is tough you stick with it you make friends you'll be all right you're gonna have to deal with a lot

of shit okay you keep your head up and you don't take nothing from nobody. What'd you say this dude's name was? Ryan Harris. Alright, episode number 40.

Thanks for listening. Ryan Harris off of the cassette Brick Road Midnight. Thanks for listening. Good night. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. you Thank you. 3 Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test run. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.