Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #41 | 2.23.14

Episode Date: February 23, 2014

Solvent, Dante Augustus Scarlatti, Bitchin Bajas, Cough Cool, Contamination .7, Polvere, Row, Jeremiah Fisher, Wes Tirey, Mike Cooper, Seth Kasselman, Ancient Ocean, and Buchikamashi.

Hey, I'm Andrew. Hey, I'm Ben. And I'm Mike. And we're Tiger Hatchery. Wait, this is weird. You're listening to Tabs Out. That's out. Mike, you're over there frying eggs. Look at him over there frying some eggs. Smoke's coming off my shoulders. Everything. That's out. Hot Chats. Episode number 41.

Oh, really? 41. Oh, shit. Boys, I feel like we've grown so much. I have not grown. The doctor said when I was eight, that was it. That was it? Done. That was it. Little Buddy Rich there. Frying some eggs. You know, he used to play drums in a full suit. Well, everybody did back in the day. That was just how it was. Everybodyrying some eggs. You know, he used to play drums in a full suit.

Well, everybody did back in the day. That was just how it was. Everybody wore full suits. They didn't invent the gene. Not like today. No, the gene didn't come out yet. You go to see a performer today, you go out for some live entertainment, you get a fellow with cut-off dungarees and a graphic tee.

A graphic tee? A novelty tee? You know, back when there was a time when you see some entertainment. It was a classy affair. Yeah, it was. Yeah. If I'm shelling out good money for some performance, wear something with buttons. Did you ever hear that clip of Buddy Rich yelling at his bandmate on the bus?

No. Oh, it's pretty bad. He was an asshole, apparently. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Wear a collar. Something with a collar. Something with a collar, yeah.

Collar shirt. They don't do that anymore. And don't get me started on the ladies. The ladies are just as bad. Oh yeah. Don't get me started. Yoga pants. Yeah. And a tube top. And a pair of white Keds unlaced.

Doing a drum solo? Doing a drum solo. Oh. How you boys doing tonight? Good. You know. Chilling. Not that great, but whatever. What's wrong, Dave? Yeah, Joe came in tonight holding just two slices of pizza.

I thought he was going to have a box. One for each of us, and then he ate both. Except I noticed you just threw the crust away. I mean, you know the habit. You want that? Well, not anymore. Why? It hit the top of the refuse can that just holds paper products

i'll eat that yeah they will eat that give us another one let me get the other one all right episode number 41 got a light got some friends got some good news for the chrome domes the chrome donators to the show oh what is it well everyone knows that um you donate to the show become a you donate the chrome level and you get the that's. You donate at the Chrome level. That's the biggest. That's the best. You get the Tabs Out exclusive cassette tapes. The next one is a Circuit Rider tape, Derek Rogers and Lee Noble.

Bing bong. All finished up. All ready to go. We'll have those out in the mail ASAP. ASAP. And then we'll be starting year two of the donation series. Go to TabsOut.com. Go to the library. Get on the internet. Really psyched on the packaging for this one. Turned Tabzal.com. Go to the library. Get on the internet.

Really psyched on the packaging for this one. Turned out really good. We got some. I'll take some pictures of it and throw it up. No point of even trying to describe it. Throw it up? Are you sick? I'll tour in it.

Are you sick? Are you all right? I'm a loud vomiter. I'm sure you are. I give it all. You do everything with a certain extravagance. Ernie, the drummer you know ernie the drummer for my old band when he threw up he would go and it was like huge projectile vomit

i also have a fear that i'm gonna get like vomit all in my beard so i kind of like know that i had to like really get it out and i i don't I don't like I know after I throw up I'm gonna feel better no one likes to throw up I hate it I hate it I hate it too I get dry heaves really bad

really bad it's a long process it's a build up yeah I bet that buddy Rich never threw up back in those days the gentleman

back in those days nobody got sick no well they got sick but you kept it to yourself You went home You went home You didn't talk about it

Hold it in You know You dealt with it You dealt with it Like a man You went to work Yeah you definitely went to work Yeah

Alright who wants to start things off I'll start tonight Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave

Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. What do you got, Dave? I want to play this Solvin tape.

Solvin. Solvin. Oh, I know what this is. Yeah, Jason Am, one of the dudes that worked on. Yeah. That's nice. You like that, huh? C for comfort.

This is one of the dudes that worked on the I Dream of Wires modular synthesizer documentary. Suction records. He did the soundtrack for the movie and there's some cuts. Ian, the latest member to the Tabs Out family. Those who listened to

episode number 40 will know who Ian is. He wrote a little something about this tape. It's on the tivesout.com. Check it. Check it out. I filled in for you, Joe B. I heard all about it. Have you listened to that episode?

Not yet. No. All right, hand that over to Dave. That's fine. I like to just keep saying I haven't, even if I have, because it makes Mike mad. It does make me mad. I just find it whatever. Have we talked about this fine yet?

This is all around it oh can you flip that is that reversible well it's like a really really really close-up shot of wires and then we and the outside you know you got your your blues it's a real dark real real dark colors you open on the inside oh. Look at those yellows just popping. Popping. This is nice. That is reversible, right? Oh, you mean you turn inside out and it's another J card? Oh, shit.

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Boom. I like when they do that. You can tell they just put a little bit of extra time into it. Yeah, except for that. Oh, the back flap. If you...

Yeah. The reverse back flap is upside down. The reverse back flap is upside down. The reverse back flap is upside down. Come on. If you're going to do it, do it fucking right. I guess it would be upside down any way you do it, right? What? No.

If you did it the other way, then it wouldn't be upside down. No, no, no. I mean, if you looked at it like when you just opened it up, like looking at it as just the inside, that part would have to be upside down i see what you're saying yeah gotcha dave got you all right well let's get into something you want to play something off what side a here yeah we're just gonna do uh the second cut off of side a what's that called some harmonic something yeah is it oh i didn't know was that a track list subharmonics subhar Subharmonics. Off the Solvin' Cassette, Sea for Comfort, on Suction Records, number 26.

Here we go. I'm getting suction. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Solvent. That was pretty heavy, right? That was good. That cut right into me. That was creamy at some parts. Creamy. I like it.

It got me going. That was good. Yeah. Into it. Do you know the edition of that or if it's still available? I want to say it's over 100. I think it might be 150, but I can't remember. Cool story, Dave.

Yeah. Yeah. What's Mike getting into? What do you got your fingers on? You ready for me to do the next one? Yeah. I'm going to play something off of, maybe you know about it, the Ars Apothecary Halloween batch that came out at the end of last year.

It's an apothecary. You go there and you buy herbs and stuff, right? Drugs. What's an Ars? Like drugs. Yeah, it's like an early, what's an Ars? Yeah. Ars.

How do you spell it? A-U-R-I-S, right? I don't know um but they put out a halloween batch you you know i'm definitely joe b for the nes tapes oh okay i did the nes

soundtracks and oh you're back on these huh oh yeah big time oh let me get one oh he got he's got picks yeah he's got two picks oh i definitely want one

oh man all right hand one of those ones over yeah toothpick clubpick club. Toothpick club. Why aren't they pointing on both ends? I got to get that trash crust out of my teeth. That's a good question, Joe.

They should be. Why aren't they? Well, a standard toothpick is pointing on both ends. Not the... Not a man's toothpick. Not a... Like a toothpick connoisseur is like, to both ends.

This is like a high-definition toothpick. Yeah. All right. All right. But our Sepatikari, like, dumps their heart and soul into packaging yeah it's a flavor sensation i could take it out for a little bit like their shit is always mega tight it's insane and uh i got this tape from the halloween batch from uh i'm gonna fuck up the artist's name. Dante Augustus Scarlatti. Tape's called Way to butcher it.

Worship at the Throne of the Oscillator. Comes in one of those tall, clear plastic cases. And it's got a 555 timer chip. Oh, right in there. Like, pushed in the front. Ooh, that's nice. Yeah. And you crack her open.

And it's got a little booklet in here. Oh, look at that. Stapled and everything. And the cover is all like, it's like a it's like a silver paper yeah shiny silver paper black printing and then this black booklet on the inside and all the black on black oh they're a little transparencies yeah they went all out yeah and then uh black tape with um with silver imprinting that the download code download code on a little piece of more shiny silver paper.

Fucking intense. This label is like one of the most... If you haven't heard of Ars Apothecary, dig into it. And get everything you can, because shit is always insane. This guy, Dante, he's released a bunch of stuff, but it's

all on this label. So I don't know his association. Joby, are you scratching your head with the toothpick? Yeah. That's one way to go about it. Are you going to put it back in your mouth? Yeah. Ugh.

What? It's just skin. He showered this week. Yeah, this is seriously insane. It's just skin. It's just natural. This looks incredible. It is.

I mean, I bite my fingernails. What's the difference? Exactly. You bite your fingernails, so why not scratch your scalp? It wasn't a large scratch. It was like a very pinpointed little... You don't know if a bird shit in your hair, do they? I know.

You ever been shit on by a bird? No, I haven't. Never? No. Once. You ever see that video with Cyndi Lauper? Went to bird shit in her mouth. In her mouth?

Yeah, she was singing and the bird shit right in her mouth. Ugh. What? Have you ever seen that? No. We'll watch that in a little in a little bit all right all right but let's dig into this this is uh watch some crazy shit on youtube we'll play a little bit uh a little off the track a on this oh i like how the um the the oh that's a little yeah oh shit i never noticed that the timer chips on the back yeah with 98 out of 100 on it, written on the top of the chip. Oh, that's tight. All right, well, let's jump in here to this Dante Augustus Scarlatti

Worship at the Throne of the Oscillator, our Zapata Carrie, number 74, came out in their Halloween batch. Here's a little something. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go to the right. Exit 159, I'm going to go ahead and get out of the way. Thank you. Dante Augustus Scarlatti from Worship at the Throne. Worship at the Throne of the Oscillator. On Ars Apothecary. An arse about to carry. I could have checked to see if that was available. That sounds like something Ultimate Warrior would say. I've been watching a lot of wrestling stuff on Netflix.

Well, you know what? How much? Because I feel like you could go through that in a day. Well, I watch the same one like four or five times. Oh, there we go. Because you know. There's the truth of it. It's because I'm kind of like, you know, I put one on and like,

you know, maybe I didn't catch all the information. You can't really, you can't digest that in one go. You know what's funny about those, all those, uh, they call them WWE,

but the WWF films are, they like produce them themselves. So like everything is like, you know, it's a documentary quote unquote, but like, you know, it'll talk about like's a documentary quote unquote but like you know it'll talk about like a steroid scandal but like make that in the best light you know because it's made by because it's made by them but the funniest thing about it is you can tell they interviewed

like all these wrestlers like one day for like a half an hour each and then they took all that footage and they've made like 20 different documentaries. Cause it's always like Roderick Piper. It's the same background. He's in the same place. He's still drunk. I just got done watching.

It was a 50 year anniversary. 50 year anniversary. Yeah. And the best of King of the Ring. I've never actually seen King of the Ring. I've never actually seen King of the Ring. Those pictures when Conan the Destroyer was being filmed and Andre the Giant

came to the set. Oh, and he lifted up Arnold? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy. They talked about that. Arnold was in one of them. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, Chamberlain's a tall dude. Yeah. 100 points, one game. Really? Do you not know that? I don't follow basketball.

That's like a, well, you don't have to follow basketball to know. I didn't know that either. Are you serious? Yeah. Let's just move on. Joe, what do you got? Angry now. Sorry, I don't know basketball trivia.

I'm fuming. I know he slept with a lot of ladies. Short shorts back in those days. A lot of ladies. You either wore suits or short shorts when you were entertaining. Those were the options. There's Bitchin' Baja's tape.

I like Bitchin' Baja's. On Drag City. Oh, Drag City, huh? Bitchatronics. That's a good name. I like that. Drag City put this out, huh? Drag City put...

Yeah, they've been doing a lot of... Almost everything they put out, they'll put out a tape version now. Oh, no shit. Yeah. They just did a Cave,

they did the new Cave album, right? Which is, Bitchin' Baja's is one of the dudes from Cave. Yeah. So I'm not hip to this,

is Bitchin' Baja's like, you know, not a big deal, but sort of well-known. Well, it's the one dude from Cave, and then Cave have done a couple records

on Drag City, so they've allowed them to do stuff they've allowed and they're infinite not good not good enough to be on drag city i think it started off um just him but now it's three people i believe oh is it for bitch and bahas nice i gotta say as simple as the inside of this j card is i like it it's just because the outside is this image. How would you describe that image, V? Swirly.

Like a spectrograph of crystals growing. There you go. No, I don't know. There's like an olive-colored background with this multicolored psychedelic image. And on the inside, is that image all cubed up? You know what? I think it is crystals growing because I think it says it somewhere. Like imagine, you know those old toys where it would have a picture

and you'd have to move the blocks around, the squares around to get the picture to line up right? Oh, yeah. It's like one of those on the inside for the outside image. It's from 16 millimeter time lapse footage of crystals growing under a microscope. And you got this queued up here, but is it side A? No, no, you won't have to

rewind that. Jesus Christ. We'll do one. We'll just get right into it. Do we have to do one? Because B is rewound more. Alright, we'll do B. That one sucks, though. Even though they call it side one and side two. I don't like when they call it side one and side two.

You know what really gets my goat? I like a good A and B. A classic. I can't talk when they call it side 1 and side 2. I don't like when they call it side 1 and side 2. You know what really gets my goat? I like a good A and B. A classic. I don't know how I feel about when they don't use 1 or 2 or A or B. Like when it's like X and 2. I hate that too. Does that happen?

Guns N' Roses did G and R. Oh, I like that though. That's different. Slash can do anything he wants. He's a modern-day buddy guy. Bitch and Baja's Bitchatronics cassette

on Drag City. Here's something off of... They call it side two. Side B. Here you are. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bitchin' Bajas. I flipped it and we did the first track off the A side. The one side. One side. Because I like the guitar.

I like the guitar too. One side, one side. That's exactly what it sounded like. Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing. See, you went a little too far there. Yeah. I went too far? Yeah. Jesus Christ, Mike. Into what direction? One side, one side. That's exactly what it sounded like. Bing-a-bing-a-bing-a-bing-a-bing. Oh, see, you went a little too far there. Yeah. I went too far? Yeah, too far. Jesus Christ, Mike.

Into what direction? The bad one. Oh, shit. Back it up. Back it up. Dave, what you got? I don't know what I want to play next. How about we play...

Decisions, decisions, decisions. There's always decisions. Always these decisions. How about... How about Cough Cool? How about it? Cough Cool. Cough Cool?

Cough Cool. Old tape off of Sweat Lodge Guru. Somewhat local dude. Philly dude. Philly guy. Yeah. Philly guy. Yeah.

What part of Philly? I don't know. Plays for the eagles, the birds. Fluffy eagles. Fluffy eagles. Hand that tape over. I think I said it down. They're like minor league team.

No, that's how people from Philadelphia say it. They say Fluffy Eagles? Fluffy Eagles. That's not my material. That's a comedian. Joe, you like fonts, right? I love fonts. You like that solvent font?

I like funky fonts. Group your eyes on that. That's a nice one, right? Pac-Man made that font? I love fonts. You like that solvent font? I like funky fonts. Group your eyes on that. That's a nice one, right? Wow. Pac-Man made that font. I like it. Pac-Man's in the font game now. I like how it's kind of imperfect, too, but it has like a...

It's mechanical, but it looks hand-drawn. Yeah, that's nice. It is nice. And it's got like a... You almost... Because there's like lines going through it, through the middle. And you almost want to think it's like a dagger going through it like it's a He-Man thing

going on there. Yeah, it reminds me of Conan or He-Man at first glance but then look at it a little bit more I like it on the spine too, same one I get a kind of like refreshing feel like a Hall's or a Mentos You know what, someone needs to

go back and listen to all the episodes and figure out how many times you... Is Halls paying you, Dave? Because you constantly bring up Halls. Do I really? Yeah. I don't know that. Do you know that about Dave?

I feel like every time... I never really... I'm going to check your PayPal account one day. I never suck on Halls. You don't suck on Halls? No. No? I started to in the last couple of years.

Yeah. I like the ones that taste like candy. Yeah. You know, they're like strawberry smoothie. It's just candy. It's just candy. It kind of makes your throat tingle a little bit. They threw it at the wall of a medicine factory.

Good enough. All right, what are you going to play off this? I think I'm going to play the second track. That's not a sweat lodge guru. Yeah, yeah, this is an old guy. You listen to the dude's story. That label came and went. Yeah, I know.

It's kind of a shame. All right, what was the name? Really good label. I'm going to play the second track on the A side, which I can't remember the name of, but you can tell me. Another side one. Come on, people. Get your shit together.

Congrats. Congrats. Congrats, Mike. Grazi. The next one's just called come how do you spell it with the u i wouldn't have brought it up if it was the o

the o and the u joe come on congrats well it might be that the second track is called congrats slash come no because there's slashes between all the tracks well maybe it's all one track then. So the track's called,

hold on, just to get things settled. The track's called, do I say the slashes? Yes, you pause. So the track on this cough cool tape, the track's called, and nothing happened, congrats, come how to kill a human being. Okay.

Some kind of hate. Misfits cover, sucker. What'd you say? I said, and nothing happened. Congrats. Come how to kill a human being. Okay. Okay.

Some kind of hate. Misfits cover, sucker. And then nothing on... Shit, the imprinting on the B-side's tight. Wait, let me see that. That's the clouds from the cover, huh? That's nice. I've never seen anything like that before.

Dot it. The halftone. Yeah, it's a halftone going on there. I like it. Very detailed, too. That's good. I've never seen a tape like that before. No, me neither.

I've never seen a tape before. Tapes. Cassettes. How do you play this? What do I do with this? You shake it. Everybody hear that? That's cough cool.

Sounds like halls. He's revolutionizing the game. Alright, Cough Cool, song about coming. Brought to you by Halls. Stop it. We get a cut of that. Thank you. Baby, baby You're my girl, you're my girl Baby, baby You're my girl, you're my girl

Baby, baby You're my girl, you're my girl Thank you. Thank you. Cough Cool. Cough Cool. We'll see you next time. uh goods it's got the goods it's got the look i don't even know if you can like order taste from sweat lodge guru but i'm sure like some distro i bet discriminant cares it well all right are they uh are they never coming back no i don't think so they'll come back one day they'll rush from the ashes like a proud phoenix like a proud phoenix university alumni member. Alright, Mies?

Mies' turn? I guess. Can I go, Dave? Whatever. You know who I'm going to play? Who cares? I'm going to play... Where is it? There it is. You know where it is. This is all an act. I'm going to play this label, Gutter Corpse.

Label from Georgia. Georgia. That's Georgia. Sort of drip the words off your mouth like a molasses. Stop stealing other people's jokes. That's how we talk, Dave. Dave, do I have to go over this again? Do I have to reference myself to explain to you how I make jokes? This label who, you don't know who runs it.

They don't do mail order. They sell to distros, and I think they do trades. They have a P.O. box. I already asked the post office. You can't check who rented a P.O. box. So you don't know. How do you have time to do all these things. I'm at the post office.

I'm mailing stuff. You're talking to Doug? I'm talking to Doug. Doug, yeah. Doug. Actually, in retrospect, I should probably ask somebody else. God, man.

Because you've got to type in the... When you send a foreign package, you have to type in the whole address and stuff. Oh, does he peck? Oh, my God, dude. You might as well. I might as well rent out a storefront, open up a small business, and then start a new life. And then come back and be like, you finished with those three packages yet?

Because it takes forever. Just bring a tent. I got to bring a tent with me and make some s'mores. Anyway, this label. You got a fire in a federal building? I'm doing it outside okay you know ever since um occupy you can do whatever you want oh okay they changed the game so this label they what they do what they do if you heard about this are those rano what was it reno rano

matches rono matches that came with something what look at that those have been there for a couple months in the match game now anyway this label takes like obscure films and makes sound collages out of the audio from the movie

so and the tapes are just the name of the film and there's no artist name and they you know so they take the audio from the film and they do whatever they want to do with it.

The thing I really like about this which that's a cool idea on its own. I didn't know that was orange. Close that. Put it back in and close it. It's a bright ass orange tape isn't it? It's radioactive. I know it was orange. Gotcha. Psych.

They laser etch the cassette shells. So the name, like this tape, is from a movie called Contamination 7. So on the cassette shell is like a laser etching of the word Contamination 7. Yeah, they're definitely the only ones that are doing this. Yeah, I've never seen that before. Man, are we in Hot Topic right now? That thing is glowing like... That's a bright orange, yeah.

That's more of a Spencer's Gifts orange. How are they doing that laser etching? I don't know. Somebody's got a... Is it laser? You said, what is that? And they said, it's laser etching. Laser etching, yeah. They said that. Yeah. Why didn't the laser go all the way through it? I thought lasers go all the way through.

Well, if that was the case... Did you see Real Genius? If that was the case... And they follow the laser and it goes all the way to the restaurant, and then they get some burgers? So, in your world, when you go to the supermarket, and every item they scan just sends a beam across the whole store. Oh, those are lasers. Hand me that tape, Dave. This movie, Contamination 7, this is something pretty neat. I found out about it.

It's also known as The Crawlers. It's also known as Troll 3 it's also known as troll three whoa yeah which is pretty troll three fans of troll two uh take note and the description i found for it just said evil nuclear power plant manager is dumping nuclear waste in a forest people start getting killed drunkenunken PhD and power plants are tracking radiation in the forest. More people killed. Newspaper reporter and local boy and girl start investigating. Start more people killed. Still more people killed. Townspeople try to remove nuclear waste.

Yet more people killed. EPA cleans up mess with bulldozers. Do you know who this movie is directed by do you imdb it is it the same guy who directed uh jim henson jim henson no it's one of his lesser works construction workers killed yet more people killed so uh yeah let's get into something off this contamination 7 cassette gutter corpse uh limits of 50 copies i i think you either have to like trade them something or get it from a dish or i don't really know but um here's a little taste Thank you. The Next stop will be Little Miss. Excuse me. Do you know the name of this office?

Yes. The Jack Service Station. You got it first. I know. I'm dying to put it to the side. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I love you. © transcript Emily Beynon More people killed Contamination Contamination 7 Still more people killed Contamination

Contamination Contamination Play the tape on Gutter Corpse Still Still more people killed Baba Booey How we're starting Baba Booey

Whatever you play tape You play tape Oh you bite the Other end of the toothpick Go have sex with your mother. More juice comes out? Your mother uses recycled tampons. Go have sex with baby Jesus Christ.

What's that from? Remember Hank the Drunken Dork? Go have sex with your mother. Classic bits. Classic bits. What do you got, Joe B? I don't know. Hold bits. What do you got, Joe B.? Hold on. What do you got?

Joe B. Remember when the flu called Gary? I do remember that one. Let's not talk about that one. Play something that'll make Dave booty pop. I got a lot of guitar stuff today. Oh, yeah? Let's play this old floor string.

Pulveri? Twins. Me too, Joe. Twins. Did I say that? Pulveri? Pul floor string. Pulveri? Twins. Me too, Joe. Twins. Did I say that? Pulveri? Pulveri or Pulveri. P-O-L-V-E-R-I.

Let's just go with Pulveri. I like that. Pulveri. I can already tell this window. Look at this window. What's that made out of? Is that flimsy window? Ugh.

It's not even a window. You know, it's funny. It's like shrink wrap. I almost didn't even want to play this tape because A, it comes in a goddamn bubble envelope. Flimsy window. Flimsy window. That's really the two things. Those are both of them.

The thing I hate most about this window is you can feel the tape inside of it. Yeah, I hate those. It's like when you touch your eye right around your skull. I don't do that. And to the point where it really freaks you out. You just shrink wrap the spools. Yeah. It's basically this tape is just a shrink wrap around the tape.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know where these guys are from. Their name. The two people in the project are named. Mattia Coletti and Xavier Iriando. Sounds like probably Bayonne, New Jersey. Oh, is this on Old Bicycle?

Nice. Is it on Old Bicycle? Nice Is it on Old Bicycle? Yeah Good label Yup So who Are they from Italy? Where are they from?

I think Old Bicycle I think the label's from Italy Yeah Right That looks Italian right? With the print That's an Italian font Yeah

Yeah that's the old country Yeah What's it taste like? And that bicycle The gravy With the big wheel You call it Italian font. Yeah. Yeah, that's the old country. Yeah. What's it taste like? And that bicycle, the gravy. With the big wheel on the front. You call it gravy? We talked about this before. The red sauce?

No. I don't call it gravy. Weird. I don't call it. The bicycle, the old bicycle's logo is like the bike. What are you? With the big wheel on the front. You're Polish, I thought.

Oh, scaring jelly. Right. Italian. The bicycle with the big wheel on the front and the little wheel on the back? Yeah. They still ride those in Italy. No, they don't. Yeah. No, they still ride those in Italy. No, they don't. Yeah.

No, they don't. They do. No, they don't. They're not allowed to ride on bikes. I saw that picture. It was Photoshopped. You got me. It's a real thing.

You got me. Is this going to make Dave booty pop or what? No, it's not going to make Dave booty pop. Oh, come on. I want to see it. Dave, I'll play something that'll make you pop it. Okay. Get that booty, that doy and bounce going.

Got that bounce. Make a little get through that. That do Get that booty, that doy and bounce going. Got that bounce. Make a little get to that. Got that doy and bounce. That doy and bounce. All right. So say that in Italian. A poveri. There we go.

What's the name of the tape? This poveri tape on an old bicycle. And here's the track, Flimsy Window. Comes in a little. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Oh. Yeah. Pulvera. That was tight. Yeah, it's good.

That tastes really good. I can't get into the packaging. No, well, that just took me... We got this in the mailbag a while ago. Was it that long ago? Because I remember getting a package from Old Bicycle, and it didn't seem like that long ago, but... Well, it wasn't...

We've gotten more than one from them. Yeah. Okay. You know, it's been two weeks since the last podcast. Okay. I wasn't there at that one. No. So then two weeks before that, so it's been at least a month.

At least a month. Yeah. Earth time. Earth time. Yeah, Earth time. Earth time. Yeah, that was good, though. One twelfth of a... Earth people. You got to give it to Old Bicycle.

Earth people. I was born on Jupiter. They're all their package... We did... We played something from them. Now my helmet's on. You can't tell me I'm not in space. Like a year ago.

And their shit is always... They always do something interesting with the packaging. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't. But Lister Shrine, what are you doing? What are you doing? You put on a tape. You do it. Wear something with some buttons.

All right, who's turn is it? I only wear a button shirt all the time now. You're not wearing a button shirt right now. I took it off because it's hot in here. It is a little hot in here. I agree, Joe. I agree with you. What do you got, Dave?

Row. Row? Row. R-O-W. Row. Oh, like a boat. Like a boat. Gently down a stream.

You know. Merrily? Merrily. What runs perpendicular to a column. Who's your favorite Star Trek captain? Row. You're going to put me on the spot like that? Yeah.

Jesus Christ, Joby. You're going to put... I think it's easy. Who was yours? Picard. Duh. I don't watch that dumb shit. I'm not that quick to it.

I need to think about that. Yeah. A little bit longer. Picard's sexier. I'm going with Bacula. Bacula? You son of a bitch. I'm going Deep Spaceacula. Bacula? You son of a bitch. I'm going Deep Space Nine.

You don't even know what his name is in the show. No, I don't because I don't watch that one. Because Star Trek Enterprise was stupid. But that was the Enterprise. It's called Enterprise. Who was Deep Space Nine? That's Sisko. See, you don't know.

No. I only watch Next Generation. I'm a TNG man. So you're a Picard man. Yeah, I'm definitely a Picard. Yeah, Picard's the best. Sorry, Dave. Why did we bring that up?

I don't know, because in one of the Star Trek movies, they sing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, and that just made me think of it, and I watched Star Trek Generations today. The theme song for Enterprise is the best theme song. It's the worst theme song. Been a long time. Oh, it's so bad.

Getting from there to here. Been a long time. Oh, it's so bad. I'm ready to hear burn along. Alright, that's enough. Dave hates Star Trek. You don't like Star Trek, Dave? No. Really? I don't like sci-fi. I got faith of the heart. Oh, faith of the heart. You don't like sci-fi? I like some

sci-fi, but I like I got faith of the heart. I like X-Files. I like... We've had this exact discussion before. Yeah, we've had this discussion. It's gotta have a human element.

It's gotta have aliens attack New York City. There's gotta be people involved. He wants it to be now. Yeah. He wants it to be now, right? Oh, you like it now. You like now now. Like now now?

You like your sci-fi to be like, the main characters are just Earth people now that are being like invaded by someone else. Yeah. Okay. I can respect that. It could be in the past. It doesn't have to be now.

But it can't be the future. No, it could be the future. But not too far in the future. Oh, it could be as far in the future as it wants. As long as there's like a Ted character or a Ricky. Somebody with like normal names. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Like normal people. Yeah. I don't want a working man sort on like i don't care i don't want anything like that yeah so you know maybe you just haven't seen i'm not a hard side have

you seen wrath of khan nope i haven't it's one of the best movies ever made yeah well maybe i'll like it i don't know I think you'd like it. I don't know. I didn't like Dune. I didn't like Dune. Couldn't get through. You don't like Dune? No, I couldn't even get through the first half hour.

Really? Yeah. Only four more hours ago. Even the extended cut? I don't like it. There's no Earth. You couldn't get through even the first half hour of the extended cut? There's no Earth stuff happening. I need to see Wendy's.

I need to feel grounded. Well, what about Demolition Man? Oh, I love Demolition Man. You love Demolition Man. Really? Demolition Man is awesome. I haven't seen it in a really long time. Look how his face lit up when I said Demolition Man.

Look at the smile. It's a Christmas morning in Day's World right now. Almost better than Free Willy. That's a good sci-fi movie. Wait, Free Willy? You like Free Willy a lot?'s a good sci-fi movie. Wait, Free Willy? You like Free Willy a lot? That's good sci-fi. Alright, what tape do you got? Because I'm disgusted

with you. Star Trek sound direct. We're going to play Ro. Oh, like Row Your Boat. Row, row, row your boat. Who's your favorite Star Trek captain? Captain McCartan. Easy. Duh. I like Worf.

He's the best. Captain Worf was going to be a show, but it never got filmed. What's your favorite phaser setting? The kill. Dave hit the road, Dave. Dave's a stun. They only have two. Did he start the show Dorf instead? Like Dorf goes fishing? I love Dorf.

No, he did golf stuff. He played golf, too. Yeah. He went fishing, too. Oh, he went fishing, too? Yeah, yeah. I love this. What's that Bill Dance?

You ever watch those? No. Oh, you got to watch Bill Dance fishing bloopers. Oh, the Daggummit guy? Daggummit. Yeah, I love that guy. I love that shit. Tape on a label called Power Moves Label.

Do you say the word label? Yeah, I don't know. Is that like when you talk about something tapes or something records. But they don't put that in the... Sometimes you get it. Sometimes they get it. Sometimes it's called Magic Records. The Gathering.

Alright, do you know anything? What do you know about Ro, Dave? I think it's Duet. Kevin Calhill and Cheryl Frazier. Yes. Keyboards and lap steel. Ooh.

Ooh. Sounds good. Are we in for something a little different? A little different, you know. Let me pull my pants down a little bit. Let's spice it up a little bit. I might take my socks off. Yeah, right.

Yeah, right. Not going to happen. All right. We've been talking long enough. Let's get into this Roka set on Power Moves label. Here it is. I don't think we've been talking long enough. Let's get into this Roka set on Power Moves label. I don't think we've been talking long enough. Keep going.

Who's your favorite Star Trek character? Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Row. I like row your boat. That was good. Who's your favorite Star Trek captain? What was Data's cat's name? I don't remember. I just watched it the other day and he was with his cat. name? I don't remember. I just watched it the other day and he was with his cat. It's an orange tabby.

Spot. Spot. That's it. Spot? That's stupid. Well, that's kind of the point. Data, you know, he's trying to be human, so he'll pick the most boring name. Okay.

I always liked him in the show because he'd be painting, and it's like Mondrian-type-esque paintings. I don't know what that means. Mondrian, he was an artist. I don't know. No. We've got to talk about something else. Dave, what do you like? You know a Mondrian.

Search it. Dave, what's your topic? We'll do it later. What's your topic? Your topic. Give me something to talk about. Do you watch the Olympics at all? Sochi.

No. No? I haven't watched it. Well, a little bit. i watched a little bit i watched the women's um snowboard cross yeah it was pretty good i was watching the uh dice speed skating thing you know where they go around the track or whatever and i saw a clip from a couple years ago where this dude was getting smoked and he was like last place and on the last lap like a half a lap before the finish line,

everybody in front of him crashed, and he just coasted right out in front. The worst part about the downhill, well, not the worst part. Lindsay Jacob Ellis. What the fuck is that? She's the U.S. She was one of the U.S. snowboarders. Is the shit. In every time trial, she was way ahead of everybody.

In every race, way ahead. It's the final one for the gold. What's a time trial? Like, they go down the course by themselves, and out of the X amount of people, whoever has the 12 best times then competes in the final race. Why don't they just make that the race? Because then how are they going to fill this other hour of programming?

Infomercials, DickPix, NipSlips. So she's crushing it. The final race, right out the gate, she's way ahead. Man, she took one turn bad. Done. She pretty bad, huh? That sucks. Yeah, she actually hit the top of this other little hill thing and then bailed.

Oh, that sucks. It's a bummer. Yeah, it's a bummer. It's a bummer, man. It's a bummer. And the last two other Olympics, she also did something similar where she was ahead and didn't. So then, of course, they're interviewing her right afterwards, and they're like, basically,

why do you suck? Yeah. And she's, like, crying. You know, not crying, but, like, starting to cry. And, you know, she should have won. Jock talk with Bea. It was pretty good.

I thought one girl died because she, you know, took a really bad fall and then just was not moving. Did she die? No, no, she was just, got knocked out

in a concussion. Oh, bummer. One chick broke her knee though and she was screaming, my knee, my knee, and then they cut to commercial. Oh really?

Yeah. Maybe I should watch the Olympics. What channels did it come on? I don't know. All of them. All of them. It was on NBC. You remember the Redwood Blue channels?

Did you see that Brian Williams rap? The Brian Williams rap? Is that his name? Brian Williams? Brian Williams is the news... You didn't see that? No. Oh, we gotta watch that

during the thing. Okay. He does sugar... Well, it's not him. It's Someone cut I think it was Jimmy Kimmel Cut up From all of his newscasts

To do the Sugar Hill Gang I said a hip Hop A hippie to the hop A hip hop You stop You don't stop And then what's the other

Newscaster guy That's from 30 Rock That's like Tracy Jordan The Black Knights Are coming for you He's a black dude What's that dude's name I don't know

He's on NBC I don't know. He's on NBC? I don't know. Well, then when Brian Williams in that song, when they're like, I brought a friend along, then it's him and they cut him in. Oh, tight. That's hilarious. I'll get into that.

I got a tape here from. Another one of those shells, huh? These tinnit green shells? Those are, those are. They're radioactive. Those are the new thing. Guy named Jeremiah Fisher. This tape's called Martyr Boys on a label Tonal Shit.

Now, here's the thing about this tape. The artwork is horrible. It's this picture. I feel like there's some twerking going on. It's like a... Is that a human? Yeah. This is a lady.

There's her legs. There's her bottom. Right here. She's's like a... Is that a human? Yeah, there's like... This is a lady. There's her legs. There's her bottom. Right here. She's like bent over. See, that's a butt. Those are legs. There's two legs. Maybe if I take the J card out.

Yeah, I don't see that at all. I can't believe... I see two ships. There we go. Two pirate ships. Look now. Oh, I see it. You see?

There's a lady. I think that's a fella. That's a little risk guy. Oh, I see it now. I see the shoes. What do you call this effect? This is like... What are the negative effects?

You know Oli-G is coming back? Solarize. I didn't know that. Yeah, like Solarize or whatever. Yeah. So, really bad cover. The shell itself is just a white shell. Oh, son of a bitch.

He got a marker from like three years ago that had just enough ink in it to finish this and wrote martyr on the top and boys on the bottom. And that's it. But I got to say, for the crappy cover, the crappy shell, all that deal, this tape is fucking amazing. It's really, really good. Well, you got me. I'll be the judge of that.

You got me tantalized. Let's go. You want to hear some of this all right fellas let's get into this jeremiah fisher tape martyr boys on tonal shit something off the b-side and here it is Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Jeremiah Fisher. Martyr Boys. Martyr Boys was good. I used to be in the Martyr Boys. You were, yeah.

I remember that. The jacket, the denim with the patch. When you were in Catholic grade school? It was a, the emblem was a shrimp with a helmet on it with spikes, like a Milhawk spike. And it gave you a look. It gave you a stare. What was in a shrimp? The Martyr Boys.

Why was it a shrimp? Why was it a shrimp? Yeah. We can debate that all day. We can talk about that after the sun comes up. It was a shrimp. A Catholic youth game. Always went down to the arcade and picked on the Mormons.

If it makes any sense, you know it was a jumbo shrimp. Oh, all right. Now it's all coming together. Here comes the... I saw this and picked on the Mormons. It makes any sense you do it with a jumbo shrimp. Oh, all right. Now it's all coming together. I saw this weird picture on the internet. Wait, on the what? At Disneyland. I'm familiar. There are people that go there.

You know what a cut is? What is this Disneyland? What is this Disneyland you speak of? You know what a cut is? A cut? A cut. It's the vest that bikers wear with the patches. Is that what it's called?

It's called your cut. No, I didn't know that. Well, there's these people that go to Disneyland. It's the vest that bikers wear with the patches. Is that what it's called? It's called your cut. No, I didn't know that. Well, there's these people that go to Disneyland. There's like these Disneyland gangs. They're not violent or anything, but I guess they go to Disneyland a lot. And they wear cuts. And it has like, they're called like the Neverland something. Are they bikers?

No, it's just like people. Do they walk around snapping like in West Side Story? We got a good snap, huh? Can you snap with your... You are snapping with your left. That's my right. That is your right. Can you do your left?

What are you better at? You're better with the right? You be the judge. I'm better with the left. Look at this weak righty. Yeah, I'm better. What hand do you tattoo with? My right.

I stretch with my left. I'm a terrible snapper. Let me hear it. Yeah, that left. I'm a terrible snapper. Let me hear it. Yeah, that sucks. You're a bad snapper. How do you guys snap? What do you mean? How do I snap? What finger are you with the... No, let me see you snap again.

Let me see you snap again. Do it. You got big fingers. You think you'd be good at it? I bet it's like a sonic boom type thing. I bet he's... Like we can't hear it at it. I bet it's like a sonic boom type thing. I bet he's sworn. Like we can't hear it? Yeah. Well, I bet he's... No, I bet it's something that if he doesn't...

I'm not snapping right now? Like it'll send ripples through the room. Oh. And he is sworn not to do it. Dave, you don't have to snap. I thought I did. Take off your socks. No, that's not going to happen.

But I really thought I was snapping. You just went? Yeah. That pile of tapes in front of you is about to fall, by the way. That's a big pile. Let's... Big mailbag this week. Let's go into some more guitar. You just went? Yeah. That pile of tapes in front of you is about to fall, by the way. That's a big pile. Big mailbag this week. Let's go into some more guitar. You got more guitar?

The old three string. Let's do this from the newer batch from Orange Milk, right? That's the... Well, you know what? Orange Milk put out a Seth Graham Flower Man split and that EQY cassette. But before that, they put out this. This is Wes Tyree. I don't know anything

about Wes Tyree. No, me neither. Mike, you should put out a Brave Grave where somebody just snaps the entire time. I'll do it. Can that be in it too? Nah, I think that's adding effects. Yeah, just it because i can can that can that be in it too no i think that's too much hands yeah you're adding effects yeah yeah just west diary what's the tape called home recordings home recordings

yeah this is the one i haven't heard this yet it's good this is the one on um the ryan imitate was killer and uh what was the other one that came out? It was the... Fuck, what was it? It was awesome. Don't just eat your microphone like that's going to help me. It was Ryan Emmett, Wes Tyree, and god damn, what was the other one? I don't know. Did you play it?

I don't know. Yeah, we played it. Genetic Swim Surfing. Yes. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I always get them. I always get them. Don't ever think I'm not going to get it.

All right, so what do you want to play with this? I see it's on I always get them. Don't ever think I'm not going to get it. All right, so what do you want to play off this? I see it's on the B side here. The second track off the B side. I like this color shell. What is that? I don't know. It's muted. I don't know what color that is.

Yeah, that's like old milk. Old milk. That's nice. And I also like this Romulan ale. That's blue. Oh, look at that. What is that? A little cat sitting on a pedestal there

oh yeah did you see oh shit did you see that keith rankin has that uh like the tutorial youtube tutorial tutorial really it's not a tutorial it's something about like you know keith rankin makes his artwork oh it's like the sped up photoshop yeah like you said name your layers dude it was driving me nuts He had like 300 layers and none of them were... Well, that's the thing. I don't know if it's supposed to be a tutorial or something, but like you don't learn anything from it. It's just this quick...

No, but I think it's just kind of a cool thing to watch him. No, you just watch the process. Watch the process real quick and the way he moves layers back and forth and... Yeah. It's really cool. Oh, he builds the images and stuff. He should name his layers his photoshop layers it's like i don't even know how you keep them straight does he have a mustache

yeah he does yeah how did you what made you think that i don't know i figured a guy who makes that kind of stuff has a mustache he does have a mustache yeah what kind of shirt do you think he wears what kind of shirts yeah like like hawaiian floral print button-ups i don't know i don't know the answer, but that's probably right. He does. He does. I would say like a striped collared shirt. Tucked into long jean shorts.

Okay. Like vertical stripes. Thin vertical stripes. Definitely a collar. Okay, here's what it is. It's a mustache. Mustache. It's a thin vertical stripe button-up shirt with a thick starched collar.

Do people starch clothes anymore? He's got like a leather glasses pouch in the front pocket. Tucked into long jean shorts. Long jean shorts. Not baggy, not like Jenko. And then like the white people new balances? Long tight jean shorts?

No, sandals with socks. Like Capri's? Like Capri's, yeah. Not as long as Capri's. Not as. Like Capri's? Like Capri's, yeah. Not as long as Capri's. Not as long as Capri's. But not shorts. Brown belt. I didn't realize there was another.

Always the same belt. Brown leather belt. No buckle. Standard belt. They're not standard shorts and they're not Capri's. They're in between those? They're in between. What are those called?

Rankins. Rankins. The Rankin Denim. His dad was in the Denim game. Rankin Denim. Rankin Denim. Rankin Denim. Just the right length.

Do you remember those commercials? When it would be like the shots on the basketball court, the ball would be bouncing, and then it would be like every once in a while, Keith Rank rankin holding the basketball and staring at the camera and the girl like he'd be laying it up and then at the end it would it would always it'd be black and white the whole time then all of a sudden it would shoot it in the color and it would and somebody would say damn that's a good length and some what are they and then somebody would look at the camera and say rankins what's your favorite basketball move? What, in general? Yeah.

Like, any move? Like, the move to make a point, to score. Layup. Like a dunk, a layup, a three-point, an alley-oop? Yeah. All right. Nah. Too much of a spectacle. Dave likes, he's old school.

I like a nice, clean three-pointer. I mean, that's nice, too. I love a nice, clean three-pointer. I mean, don't get me wrong. That's not your favorite, though. It's not my favorite. I like a good alley clean three-pointer. I mean, that's nice, too. I love a nice, clean three-pointer. I mean, don't get me wrong. That's not your favorite, though. It's not my favorite. I like a good alley-oop.

Yeah. Or I like when everyone's on one side of the court, there's a good stolen pass, and then you throw it down the court to somebody, and they're all by themselves, and you know they're going to do something really fancy. Like a crazy dunk? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those are good ones.

I like it when the guy accidentally elbows the other guy and the referee calls a foul and then they just restart you watch like youtube montages of those yeah unfortunately i bet there are youtube montages of i like a good like at the buzzer full court shot okay that's your favorite that's not my favorite it's always a letdown that's almost always a letdown though all right All right. Well, I like the ones that they make. Did you see that guy make that full court putt to win a free car? A full court putt? What's a full court putt?

Like he putted a golf ball at a basketball game. He putted a basketball into the hoop. No, it was a golf ball, but it was full court. He putted a basketball into a golf hole. He didn't do that. It was a golf ball into some sort of golf ball receptacle. Not only that. He had a basketball game. That sounds't do that. It was a golf ball into some sort of golf ball receptacle. Not only that. He had a basketball game.

That sounds like they got that all wrong. Well, he won $15,000 to go towards a new car. What if he just got a new car? Can he use it for something else? No, no. That's what it's for. I saw a Tesla on the road yesterday. A what? His check says

per cars only on it. In the memo? Yeah, in the memo. For cars only or a light-time supply of Rankin jeans. Rankin jeans, the length you need. All right, let's get to this West Tire-y tape. Recordings came out of Orange Milk a few months ago or last month, something like that.

Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. piano plays softly Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. West Tyree. Mmm, a little change-up for the milk. Yeah, a total change change up for the milk. Yeah. A total change up for the milk. But fits into the milk. I love when things fit into the milk. I love when things fit into the milk. You get a nice fit.

Like a cookie. Like a nice new pair of Rankin jeans. Rankin, the length you need. I know you don't like milk, Joe. Jesus. All right, Dave. What do you got? My need. I know you don't like milk, Joe. Jesus. Alright, Dave, what do you got? My turn.

I like chocolate milk. I love a good chocolate milk. I haven't had chocolate milk in a long time. Yeah, I haven't had it in a long time either. I don't like strawberry milk. You guys, let's go get some chocolate milk tonight. Let's get crazy. I'm all

for it, baby. Let's go get some'm all for it baby Let's go get some chocolate milk I think of that all night chocolate milk bar down the block Choccy's What do you got Dave? Choccy's chocolate milk shop Mike Cooper Good man

You guys know Mike Cooper right? The Virginia Coopers This is another one that came out on Old Bicycle. Did they? Was there a regular Cooper? No. The Mini Cooper wasn't made by the Coopers. It was made by the Coopers' nemesis, and they all called them tiny people.

So that's the Mini Cooper. They're making fun of the Coopers with that car. It's a burn. Damn Coopers. Damn Coopers. Damn Mini Coopers. Damn Coopers. So this is a guy. Okay. Cool story, dude. It's a burn. Damn Koopas. Damn Koopas. Damn Mini Koopas. Damn Koopas. So this is a guy.

Okay. Cool story, dude. Cool story, yeah. And a guy. Talk this tape up. I don't really know. I really want to listen to this. Coming up, we got a tape on an old bicycle from Mike Cooper.

He's a guy. He's a guy. Where is it? It's over there. Mike was putting his little grubs on it. Penis, testicles, the whole bit. You're saying I have it? Yeah, you got it over there somewhere.

This is another one that came out on an old bicycle. Pretty sure. Oh, you know what? It's right in front of me. You fucking Cooper. Don't ever say that again. You're going to go with some crazy packaging again. Yeah, another.

This is like a cardboard kind of jammy. It's got a weird thing taped to the front too. Yeah, what is that? Yo, I want to say this right now to everyone who's putting out a cassette. Don't package your cassette in those mailers. You know those little single cassette cardboard mailer things? Don't package your cassette in those because, A, it looks fucking stupid. It doesn't fit on a shelf.

And, B, I constantly rip the tab off. Yeah. Like, they get it out. Like, they always rip. Just don't do it. That, and okay, I want to get serious with everyone for tab off. Yeah. Like, they get it out. Like, they always rip. Just don't do it. That, and okay, I want to get serious with everyone for a minute. Oh. I know National Audio Company has the half-clear, half-white shells.

I like those. And I know, you don't get to talk right now. This is my segment. And I know we're all really excited about it. It's something new. It's something exciting. You see it and you get all excited. You get that feeling in your trousers

you got it just let them go they're not good they look stupid yeah don't even get near your microphone they look dumb don't get them and we're starting to get a lot of them everyone because they're new they're frightfully new we all know they're new, but they're fucking dumb. Let's just, you know. Like an open-faced Oreo or something. If we don't get them, Trish won't reorder them. All right, let them go. Let them fall by the wayside. Now, if it was white on one side and a solid color on the other side,

that might be tight. You're mad at the clear. I don't like looking through the clear and it doesn't work. It just doesn't work. No, it's not very good. Don't use them. They look stupid. Do you like them or not, Mike?

I'm not really sure. I like them. Do you like them? I'm trying to get everyone. It's going to be like a Crystal Pepsi thing where everyone stops getting it and I'm going to collect it all. It didn't taste the same.

Crystal Pepsi. It was a little weird. I don't like how they put it in a can. What's the point of that? That doesn to collect it all. It didn't taste the same, Crystal Pepsi. I don't like how they put it in a can. What's the point of that? That doesn't make any sense. You can't see it. What do you got, Dave? Mike Cooper? He's a man, right? Well, you pour it in a glass. You pour your soda in a glass like a man. You pour your soda in a glass like a man? I just bite the can.

Put it in a highball glass with a couple ice cubes. Okay. No, I take my neat... When I go down to... You take it glass with a couple ice cubes. Okay. Now I take my neat. When I go down to... You take a neat with a little sippy straw? I say, let me get a Crystal Pepsi neat. Neat. And a sippy cup.

Mike Cooper. He's a guy. I got something to say about this tape. I don't really understand. See how the side A and the side B is imprinted? But then he's got these little label maker labels. Labelmaker Junior, what was it called?

It's the blue shell with the white imprinting that says side A and side B. And then the label with the artist's names on it. Let me ask you a question, Dave. How do you feel about ripping those labels off? I bet you something's underneath there. Well.

I bet you the imprinting is fucked up. Rip one off. Rip one off. All right. Joe, what do you think? Something under there or not? Something's got to be under there. Why would you do that?

No, I think you forgot to send them the file with the artist's name on there. Well, I feel like this is going to get under my nail and really hurt. You want me to do it? I'm dying to do it. He's got that weird one. Oh, this is hard. Oh. This is killing me watching you do this.

Not with your teeth. No, not... Oh, that worked. That came right off. Jesus Christ. Oh, this was supposed to be the Paul Veritape. What? You motherfucker.

So, wait. Now, rip off the other side. Yeah. I want to know what it says on the other side. I bet it's the Paul Veritape. What? You motherfucker. So wait, now rip off the other side. Yeah. I want to know what it says on the other side. I bet it's the Paul Veritape. Why the fuck does it say Paul Ver on it? They probably messed up the imprinting. Yeah. They imprinted this thing.

And they couldn't redo them? Yeah, it says Paul Ver on the B side, too. And they couldn't redo them? Or do you think he dubbed over these? Where's the pulver tape you have it i want to see if it's blue i think it's pulveri it's white it's white yeah oh it is white but you know what's the same exact imprinting yeah they fucked up i think they just fucked up so here's what happened they fucked up the wall and they're not you so they

just dealt with it and didn't try to get something free out of it. Yeah, you get the fuck in. I demand quality. He just said, I got a label maker. I'll just do it myself. No big deal, Trish. This one's on me. All right, whatever. Let's play this Mike Cooper thing.

Let's do it. Split with, who's it split with? It's split with Soft Black Star and Zeno Baglio. On Old Bicycle, and here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. uh uh Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Good one, Mike Looper. Paul Verri. Dubbed over with Mike Hooper. Mike Looper.

I'm glad we got to the bottom of that. Well, we didn't really get to the bottom of it. Well, I'm glad he ripped the label off, because at first he was like he wasn't going to do it. I'm real glad he ripped the label off. Yeah. That was like he wasn't going to do it. I'm real glad he ripped the label off. Yeah. That was a good take. Did you enjoy that? It tore it off with my teeth.

It was your teeth and I didn't think it was going to happen. I want Old Bicycle to email us and tell us what the deal is. Yeah. And then when he doesn't email us or whoever does the label doesn't email us, then we'll know that they don't listen to the podcast. Which is fine. You don't have to. You don't have to.

Joe does. Joe does just really bad at answering emails. I like Donald's other one. Does he not watch his movies? He doesn't watch his movies. I knew you knew some piece of Donald's other information. Maybe they do listen

to the podcast, Mike, but there was a family emergency. Did you ever think of that? Yeah. What happened to their family? Well, you know. An emergency. Emergency. Something crazy happened. What do you got in your knuckle bones? I'm going to play this Seth Castleman tape.

Who's this? Seth, a funny chef. I like it. It looks like an old... Looks like an old what? I don't even know. It looks like an old... Like an old jazz record or something.

it does, doesn't it? You see that, Dave? Yeah, it looks like, like Bauhaus art or something. Like a Bauhaus poster.

I see what you're getting at, Joe, with the old jazz art, like a, Thanks, Mike. Just like your standard jazz LP. Yeah,

with some colorful shapes. Yeah. You know. This is, Seth Kasselman was in, I don't know if either of you have heard, Warm Climates. Is it Warm Climates or Warmer Climates? I can't remember now. Warm Climates. Warm Climate.

Just one. Warm Climate. Just one Climate. Just one. Just one single Warm Climate. There was a few people in that group. I heard there was a rotating cast of sorts. M. Geddes Genghis was in it at one point.

I know that there's a tape on Stunt with Seth Gassman and M. Geddes Genghis. This is solo clarinet. Let me see this thing. Tape's called Mediate Rolls. Mediate Rolls for clarinet. Is it processed or raw dog? No, just raw dog. It's a C30.

200 of these. Hot jazz. It says recorded at Green Machines, which I think is M. Gattis Gattis' place. I think it's his house. Green Machines Treehouse. Just a straight up raw dog clarinet jam. Get him to do a Brave Grave. That'd be tight.

Yeah, I'd be into that. But this came out or it's coming out I think next month. You got this? I think they sent this to us. That's nice. I went to the website

the UR Sounds. Their official website? Their official blog spot. And I think it says something about it's coming next month or something like that. So this is a tabs out exclusive.

You could do a Brave Duo with Seth Castleman playing clarinet and M. Geddes Gangras snapping. Oh, there you go. Yeah. I'll snap to that. Snapping in front of his modular synthesizer. He has to be in front of it the entire time.

You see, he did that thing where he just had his I'll snap to that. Snapping in front of his modular synthesizer. He has to be in front of it the entire time. He did that thing where he just had his modular setup going on a live stream. You could just watch it on the web. On the wet. On the wet. What's the wet? That's the dark web? Yeah, you don't want to get on that.

Did you guys watch that at all? I go on.websites. We watched it for like 20 minutes. .websites..web..web. Yeah,.web. I go on.websites. We watched it for like 20 minutes..websites..websites..web. .web. .web. Yeah,.web. I thought you said.website.

All right, well, let's get into the Seth Kastelman tape. Immediate rolls with two Ms. I don't know what that, yeah, what's that all about? I don't know. On UR sounds. Here it is. Okay. Got you. Thank you. ¦ ¦ ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you.... ¶¶

¶¶ To our van. I'm going to turn your fucking mic off. Your mic's off. I don't know if they had vans in 1949, did they? Go back. Go back for what? Go back to what? Seth Castleman.

I think it would bleed a little bit. It's not bleeding nothing. Seth Castleman. Can you hear me? Am I on? Huh? Hot jazz. If you turn my mic off, I'm going to get on juice.

On my own hot mic. Give me something. Yeah, you're on hot. Check, check, check, check, check. Check two. Seth Castleman. A little clarinet work. I used to play the clarinet.

You did? No, I didn't. Did you ever play an instrument in school? In school? No. Dave? Yep. What did you play?

Trombone. Trombone. Did you really? I learned something new about this motherfucker every day. What grade was that? Six? That was, no, that was like fourth or fifth. Maybe, you know what?

No, I think usually around here it's fifth or sixth when they start that with instruments. I can't, well, I went, it was at P.S. DuPont. P.S. DuPont? Yeah, and that is an elementary school. So fifth. I think fifth. Fifth, okay. Yeah, somewhere between third and fifth grade.

I played saxophone in fifth grade. You did? Okay. I quit right away because I couldn't get the foot tap to timing. Yeah, I only played one year. You're supposed to tap your foot to time. Tap-a-tap-a-tap-a. I couldn't get it, so I just...

I couldn't read music. This is stupid. I couldn't read music stupid i couldn't read music i went home and like instead of trying to read music like the trombone you like there's like five or six positions that you put the slide thing out to so i would just write the position under each note so it was like tablature for trombone be like one four three four you know what i mean i was really bad. How long did you play? Just one year. Just one year?

Mm-hmm. My parents let me quit right away, and I wish I still played the saxophone. It's a sexy instrument. It is. It's gross. I don't like instruments where you have to take the spit out of it. Yeah, that is gross. I only like instruments where you have to take the spit out of it. You'd be one of those people that never lets it out.

You'd let it build up as long as you... Just to see how long you're going to do it? Like solidified. Yeah, I'd do that. Solid spit. Oh, yeah. Like a block of it. Gelatinous, yeah.

A gelatinous cube. What would that be like? It'd be awesome, for one thing. If you just kept spitting saliva on it. Somebody should do that. Just keep going? Yeah, just keep spitting into a cup. Oh, just keep spitting into a cup. Oh, just keep spitting into a cup.

Yeah, over the course of a month. I've been toying around with the idea of keeping my fingernail clippings. Yeah? Yeah. Don't do that. Why? Because. Like in a mason jar.

Don't be that guy. Well, if I do it, I won't tell you about it. Just to see how many you can get? Like you didn't tell me about the fucking trombone. When you think you're friends with somebody i feel like day's been in the witness protection program and they're saying you can he can slowly come out of it and every day that like he meets up with like his like officer and he's and he's like you can tell him about the trombone now i played football are you serious bitch fuck man really yeah we found out his real last name?

Huh? Like when I was 12. Oh, when you were 12? Yeah, like Capitol Trailer. I thought you were going to say in high school, because I was going to lose my mind if it was in high school. No, Capitol Trailer. Do you have trophies?

I don't think so. What position? Oh, I was a lineman. You were a lineman. Obviously. Come on. Yeah. You think he's running down the field?

I did recover a fumble, though, one time. Do you have a VHS recording of that? That one took you out? You hurt your knee? Well, yeah. That ended my career. Screw that fumble. Don't bring it up.

There was a rock on the field, and I dove on the ball, and my knee hit the rock. To this day, he thinks someone planted it there. Oh, someone did. Definitely. It was the ref. The ref was betting on thinks someone planted it there. Oh, someone did. Definitely. It was the ref. Star linebacker. The ref was betting on our opponents.

Yeah, he was betting on them. The evils of capital China. The old PS DuPont rock incident of 92. He was out in the parking lot picking up gravel before that play. I was the only one who saw it, though. He played football. I mean, I played baseball when i was little did you really yeah what position the worst right field is that the worst that's the worst

because no one hits it there i went to philly training camp people are right-handed uh so they're gonna hit to left field okay so right field no one hits to that's what he said you were just out there playing like the bo jackson uh handheld yeah i was just out there playing the Bo Jackson handheld Tiger game? Yeah, I was just sitting there. Did you bring a chair? No. I love to think you brought a chair. The coach always told me, though, to stand like, you know. You stand like that, like you're ready?

Yeah. Ready for what? Yeah, what's happening out here? Nothing. I hit the ball twice. I went to Philly's training camp. What? Yeah, it was like a special summer thing? Yeah. It was like a little league. I went to Philly's training camp. What? Like a special summer thing? Yeah.

It was like a little league. I met Tommy Green. No shit. Pitcher? Yep. I didn't know who that is. Yep. We got a signed pitcher from Lenny Dykstra. What? Nails? Huh? I think, right? I don't know. Isn't Lenny Dykstra's nickname Nails?

I was pissed off because I really wanted to meet John Kroc. Oh, he only had one testicle, right? I don't know who any of these people are. These are sports guys? A little jock talk, Dave. Joe. Yeah. All right, B, what do you got?

Let's play something we got in the mailbag today. Oh, this is upside down. Son of a gun. Ancient Ocean on a feather coyote. I dig this artwork. Wine.

Wayne. Wine. All these faces overlapping each other with all these little RGB going on. It looks like a PBS thing. It looks like an old PBS thing. It does. And you were saying, where's the tape at? It's in the tape player.

Is it already in the deck? Yep, it's in the deck. Oh, I ruined it. You were saying that this was like the only... The only acceptables of Band-Aid, which is weird because they just threw out the rest of the label. Oh, shit. There's no... Well, you know what I bet they did?

I bet they used half of the tapes have the full label and half of the tapes have the band-aid. Okay. All right. Maybe. Because that'd be weird if you only used the band-aid and threw the label away. I don't know. I feel like I got another one. On Feathered Coyote?

Yeah. That just uses the band-aid? Yeah. Well, maybe it's the same deal. Yeah, Jupiter Dogs. Look. Just the band-aid. Just the band-aid.

Interesting. And the thing about that is the band-aid says Jupiter Dogs. I like that cover. Same thing with that tape, too? Yeah. Hold on. I think all these Feathered Coyote tapes, they just used the Band-Aid.

Just for this batch? What? Same thing with that tape. What the fuck are they doing with the rest of the label? They threw the rest of the label out, man. Oh, the rest of the label is like Carmen Sandiego right now, and I just don't know where in the world it is. All right.

Well, let's dig into this next one. Ancient Ocean cassette. I think most of our listening audience is not going to know where in the world it's coming from, San Diego. It doesn't matter. Brand new one on Feather Coyote, and here it is. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. Ancient Ocean. Ancient Ocean. Ancient Ocean.

I was first. I won. Feather Coyote. You guys seen that clip on internet with the guy from the gong show? Where he's like, I'm going to play my Moog synthesizer now. I'm going to play my Moog synthesizer now. I'm going to play my Moog synthesizer. I'm going to play my Moog synthesizer.

I'm going to play my Moog synthesizer now. I'm going to play my Moog synthesizer now. Does he mess up or are you messing up? No, he messes up just like that. And then the guy in the gong, the host is like, you can't even say it. How are you going to play it? And then they just go to commercial. Oh, he never plays it?

It's unplugged in. It's like a Tim and Eric bit. Yeah, it's pretty funny. But it's from like- The gong show. The gong show. The gong show. That guy was a spy, right?

I think you're- Wait. You know what? I think he said he was. He said he was. But I don't think you're- Jury's out. Jury's out on that.

But they say they're just the jury. Hung jury. Alright, are we going to... What are we doing? We're going to go out. We're going to go out. Last take. No, no, no.

We're going to do two more. No, we aren't. Dave's done. Dave's done. We're doing one more. Then we did the thing out there, so... Let me go out. No.

No. We're going out with Dave. We started with Dave. We're going out with Dave. Go in order. We're doing one more. This is it. Okay. Yeah, that's fair.

Buki Kamashi. Mookie. Mookie. Mookie. Are you going to make mashed potatoes? I wanted to grab this tape I was going to play because I want to keep it for next time. Yeah, do that. I'll keep it right here on this table. Keep it on the table of tapes. What are you going to play because I want to keep it for next time. Yeah, do that. I'll keep it right here on this table.

Yeah, keep it on the table of tapes. What are you going to have on the table? Buki Kamashi. Really? Yes. This is a Fort Evil fruit. Fort Evil fruit, yeah. Label from the UK who sent us,

I think they're from the UK, sent us a fairly large package. What's that? What's the UK? Yeah. It's a kingdom that is united. What's England? Who are the Dutch? What is Great Britain what is England I you know I'd somewhere in Britain you sent me the map yeah it's really

confusing what math did he send you it it it shows like Great Britain and then it's like all these different highlighted countries I don't know what they are. And then United Kingdom. And then more highlighted. Yeah, but some of them overlap. Yeah. I think. But I don't think Northern Ireland's in any of them. Northern Ireland.

Potato Famine. Uh-huh. I thought that was in Southern Ireland. No potatoes. Well, no. Now they got them. They got them? Yeah, they're back.

Good for them. Because there's like, if you get a bag of chips, it's got like crumbs in the bottom. You just throw those away. Fucking Americans. What do you got? Burki Gamashi. Can you see this? Look at this nice silver.

Out of body experience cassette on Fort Evil Fruit. Do you not like these? Here's why I don't like the silver cassette shells. I've been seeing these a lot recently, the silver and the gold. Uh-huh. But they always look like they're crushed. I like that. You like it?

Yeah, because it's not actually crushed. Because of the what? The swirl. The swirl, yeah. There's that Dilloway tape that we played a few episodes ago that was on the silver cassettes. There's something else. I can't remember what it was. Actually, there's something else on Fort Evil Fruit that they sent us that was on the silver cassettes. There's something else. I can't remember what it was. Actually, there's something else

on Fort Evil Fruit that they sent us that's on the gold shells. But they look like a giant has stepped on them. It looks like they've been smashed. I like it. You like that.

It's an optical illusion. It's like an old man's elbow. Yeah, I like the juxtaposition with the smooth surface. Come here. I need you to change this bag. Change this bag for me. Don't worry.

It's just chocolate milk. I'm going to mute Mike for a second. Oh, all right. What, because he's doing a character? You don't like his character? I don't like that character that he does. Joe's muted too. You're listening to episode 41 of Tabs Out.

Thanks for listening. Thanks to Tiger Hatchery for doing the intro. you're listening to episode 41 of tabs out. Thanks for listening. Thanks to tiger hatchery for, uh, doing the intro. Um, circle rider tapes are, are done. We're going to post some pictures up on the Facebook.

Yeah. You're both muted motherfuckers. I'm ready to end this shit. All right. All right. I'm going to, I'm going to turn you guys back on. Good night. Who's your favorite star Trek? I'm ready to end this shit. All right. All right. I'm going to turn you guys back on.

Good night. Who's your favorite Star Trek villain? Mic's off. Khan. Then the Borg. No, the Borg. The Borg. You went so easy.

I love how you go so easy on it. So safe. You played safe. All right. So this is a project by Shin Bukikama how much do you think I can bench and uh just let's just play episode 41 goodnight Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The power of the divine power is the power of the divine power. Thank you. ¶¶ ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. you