Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #42 | 3.8.14

Episode Date: March 8, 2014

Andreas Brandal, A.P. Vague, Anthony Janas, En Nihil, Pillowdiver, Nighthammer, Ay Fast, Sunatirene, Tumul, Wrong Signals, Peoples Temple, Tiger Village, Dane Patterson, Cinnabaris, and Rash. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, this is Tristan Bath. Changes my middle name. From Tabs, I mean, Spools Out. Do I make you horny, baby? You're listening to Tabs Out. Have some respect. Stand up, boys. Have some respect. On your feet.
Starting point is 00:00:51 For another country. That's all. Yeah. Do you put your hand over your heart? I put my hands over my ears. You got that right. I get an American flag I jammed in my ear when that one's playing. Forget about it.
Starting point is 00:01:07 My father didn't, my grandfather didn't fight them in Nam to sit here and listen to that shit. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 42. Damn. Tristan Bath, our arch nemesis there with the intro. Are we over the hill? 42? Is that what happens? Are we going to have that discussion every episode since 39? Did we have that already? Uh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:30 We did. That's how it works, though. Yeah. Yeah. It's a reoccurring joke. People love him. Ian back in the studio tonight. Yo. What's going on, Ian? Not much. What's going on, guys? Joby apparently just doesn't want to do this anymore. Was he here last time? He was here last time, right? Yeah want to do this anymore. Was he here last
Starting point is 00:01:45 time? He was here last time, right? Yeah, he did it last time. Did he? Yeah, I think so. Episode 44.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Don't ask me anything. No, you don't have any shit. Now, Ian, a little pointer for you. Yeah. I'm going to say,
Starting point is 00:01:56 I love the baritone. Right. You know, we need a baritone in our crew. Right. We need like, you know, when you got
Starting point is 00:02:02 us over here, we need like a Marvin Gaye type character. Yeah, I'm here to even it out. Just get the volume up a little bit. It was really hard to hear you last time. Clear the throat. That's my fault more than his fault.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Well, I'm not. I'll get right up. I'm going through him at you. Get right up on the mic. Yeah, get right up on there. Right up on the mic. That's all right. For some reason, whoever sits in that seat, we can't hear.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Yeah, it must be the chair. I think it is because Joe B. is always way back here. John Pyle's always texting. He's on Instagram. Well, they both do that, kind of. Yeah, yeah, they both do that. I mean, that's also a Bose noise reduction chair. He's sitting in it.
Starting point is 00:02:37 The fabric itself sucks in all sound. Yeah, it's not even my fault, then. No, no, no, no, no. It's the fine people of Bo's fault. Alright, who wants to get a... Who wants to kick things off tonight? Episode number 42. Why don't you go ahead, Mike? You want me to go? You go, and we'll go around this way.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Stir the pot. Try to go in the same direction this time. Yeah, yeah. So we're gonna go clockwise. Yep. Okay. I'll start it off. I got one right here. I got one already in the same direction this time. Yeah, yeah. So we're going to go clockwise. Yep. Okay. I'll start it off. I got one right here.
Starting point is 00:03:08 I got one already in the deck. In the deck, huh? In the deck. New one. Actually, not even out yet. Coming out, I believe, this week. New Bachelor on Tranquility tapes. I think they have four of them coming out. Taped by, I think, I'm going to say Bedroom, Glass House, maybe somebody called Cask. have four of them coming out uh taped by i think i'm gonna say bedroom glass house
Starting point is 00:03:26 maybe somebody called cask i think that's it see if i can reach it real quick i'm looking guys has numbers cask something or is it just cask i think it's just cask have you heard of something that's cask with numbers in it? They're right there. Here it is. Cask, yeah. Nice, good call. I like the artwork on here. It's kind of a little bit of branching out a little bit. On this one,
Starting point is 00:03:56 the Andres Brandl tape, what's the title of this one? Hidden Rooms. Hidden Rooms. Nice. It's kind of like a psychedelic landscape, kind of. Yeah, it's definitely different than Caroline Teagle's normal artwork. It definitely still looks... It's definitely of the same style.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Yeah. But there's more of a... There's more going on. There's more of a... The rest are kind of like patterns. A repeating pattern. Yeah, where this one's more of like a... Not a landscape, but it looks like
Starting point is 00:04:25 suns and stuff like that going on. I'm going to assume this is her handwriting also. Yeah, why? You got a problem with it? No, I like it. I think it's good. No, we've talked about the handwriting before. You know we got into that. This tape is so, so fucking good. A lot of
Starting point is 00:04:41 guitar stuff, a lot of synth stuff. I think it's a long one too i'm not really sure how long it is how many tracks are on there you keep opening up to the inside that inside is blank well just stop it check every time yeah it's like you you know one two count them up keep looking in the refrigerator you know there's nothing five six seven eight nine maybe nine tracks and i'm gonna play something i forget i you know what i'm not even gonna get into if it's on the a side or the b side i forget i was listening to it a few times i found the track i wanted earlier i stopped it and we're gonna play that track so let's kick
Starting point is 00:05:16 off episode 42 with the track off the you want this dave yeah is that why you're putting that huge paw on my face yeah i was i was just going to say, I haven't heard anything from Andreas Brandl. Have you seen anything recently that he's put out aside from this? No, I haven't. Because he was pretty active for a while and then just kind of didn't hear anything. Yeah, I don't know. So it's cool to see some new stuff. Yeah, especially this one.
Starting point is 00:05:43 This one's really good. And like I said, out I believe sometime, what's today, the 7th? This will be up the 8th. I think this week, I'm going to say this week it's going to be out. You got the tabs out promise. The guarantee. The guarantee. It's guaranteed.
Starting point is 00:05:59 If it doesn't come out. If it doesn't come out, Franklin Teagle will mail everyone a free copy. All right, well, Andres Brandl, give me the name of that tape again. Hidden Rooms. Hidden Rooms. Something off of that tape on Tranquility Tapes. Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Damn, girl. Hot one from Andreas Brandl. That was good. Damn, girl.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Hot one from Andreas Brandl. That was good. On coming out, possibly out now or coming out, depending on when you're listening to this on Tranquility Tapes. That dude changes it up so much. Hot one. Scorcher. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Melting the snow. Andreas Brandl melting the snow there with that new one. All right, Ian. Ian character. Now remember, we enjoyed the baritone. Yeah. But the loudness needs a raise. I got you.
Starting point is 00:10:14 All right, you know what to do. You've done this before. Once. Sophomore effort. All right, Ian, ready? Go. Damn, a lot of pressure. Put him on the spot, Mike.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Put him right on the spot. Everyone's in the world. The whole world is watching. All right, I'm going to play something from this AP Vague tape picked up at the last Final Friday show last week here in Newark, Delaware. Still in Newark, Delaware. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, this dude plays a set that's pretty killer. Philly guy, I think? Yeah Newark, Delaware. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, this dude plays a set that's pretty killer.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Philly guy, I think? Yeah, I think he lives in Philly. Or based out of Philly. This is a really good one. It's a lot of collection of different live stuff. Is Uhura the name of the tape? Yes. Okay. Yeah, Uhura is the name of the tape.
Starting point is 00:11:04 And then it's in a, what would you call this? It's like an O-card. Let me get my pulse on this. Yeah, I don't know what this material is. Is it like canvas-y? It's canvas-y, but it's real story. It's like canvas wrapped around, what is this paper called? Joe B. would know.
Starting point is 00:11:19 God, I wish Joe B. was here. No offense to you, Ian, but God damn it. I can't measure up in that department. Okay, so there's like a really thick paper. Not even like a paper, like a mat board. no offense to you Ian but god damn it I can't measure up in that department so there's like a really thick paper not even like a paper like a mat board wrapped in like a canvas type thing we don't need Joe get the fuck out of here
Starting point is 00:11:34 and it's like wrapped all the way around in an O card and there's a piece of the black on the back and what is it stamped on the front yeah stamped on the front this guy has been sending us tapes for a long time and we just never got around to playing any of them but they're all really good Yeah, stamped on the front. Uhuru. This guy has been sending us tapes for a long time. And we just never got around to playing any of them. But they're all really good.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Years. Before we started the podcast, he was like, just in case you guys ever start a podcast where you play cassettes, here's a few. And I was just like, at the time, I was like, what is this stuff? It was coming to my parents' house. What's a podcast? Yeah. It's like 1992. I was like, yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:12:06 So, yeah, I picked this one up and another one at the show really good stuff this is like a i think you said it's a c90 lots of stuff on here long player and it's got a little insert pull out sort of folded around the the tape here with all the track titles i like that and a little bit of on And a little bit of description. A description of the live. Hailing frequencies recorded at world headquarters in Wichita, Kansas. Wichita. Beautiful this time of year. Little blurbs. Little information
Starting point is 00:12:38 about the tracks. I like a little extra step. Yeah, I like a little... It puts me in a place where I can enjoy it. I like a little context. Yeah, why not? Good titles, too. Composition for Electric Piano and Vine App. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Another one with composition for Dobro and Vine. No app, though, huh? Just Vine? Well, no, the app, but I'm assuming... Okay. Well, he may have used the site. Yeah. He was on a laptop.
Starting point is 00:13:07 No, real good stuff. You got this queued up to anything, or you just played from the beginning? Play from the beginning, B-side. B-side? Yeah. All right. A cut from AP Vague. What's the name of the tape?
Starting point is 00:13:21 Uhuru. Uhuru. Self-released? Uhuru. I believe it's self-released, yeah. No, maybe it's off of Bluebird recordings. Which is his label, right? Bluebird, I think.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Is it his? He's put out a bunch on there. I think it is. We'll assume it is. All right. Rev your engines. Rev your engines. I don't know. We are now at the end of the walk. Thank you. I'm going to take a deep breath. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the right. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. AP Vague, live cut off of Uhuru.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Uhuru. I like the little bagpipes at the end, or whatever it was. It was tight. Did we mention that he does visuals and stuff when he plays? At least he did last time. Yeah yeah the only time i've seen him i'm pretty sure that's a staple of his yeah his performance real good stuff yeah i didn't get a chance to talk to him at that gig uh he came in with the dude josh who was doing the show yeah and got introduced as like his first
Starting point is 00:23:20 name but i didn't know his name and the whole night I had no clue who he was. And then it's replayed. Then you knew. I suddenly did. Now I know. By way of eyes and brain I knew. That's how it works. Alright Dave. Dave's Corner. What do you got? What cassette tape you got? Dave what tape do you have? Dave what are you gonna play? Dave what do you got? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Alright he doesn't know. First tape he's out. Smoke coming out of his ears. I'm going to play this new one off of Catholic tapes. Catholic, out of hibernation. Yeah. Coming back from the dead. Well, not the dead.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Like Jesus. You know, when bears come out of hibernation, they weren't dead, Dave. Bears don't die and then become reborn after, like, what, the winter? When are they hibernating? Bears aren't Jesus. Yeah, that's true. Well, you don't know. Bears don't die and then become reborn after like what the winter? When are they hibernating? Bears aren't Jesus. Bears aren't Jesus. Well you don't know. Bears aren't Catholic. Expect me in many forms for I the Lord may maintain
Starting point is 00:24:13 maintain abilities to transform Psalms 17. Stop waving your hand around. Well when I preach I lose control. I get the spirit in me. The Holy Ghost. Holy ghost. Some offerings. This is some guy named Anthony
Starting point is 00:24:29 Jonas. Anthony. That J card was like stuffed in there. I don't really know much about this dude to be honest. Mike, do you know anything about this guy? You got this tape too, right? Yeah, I got that tape. I haven't got a chance to play it all the way through yet.
Starting point is 00:24:47 I wrote something about it. I put something up on the site about it. That's a good thing you wrote about it. You didn't listen to the whole thing. I listened to it online and then I listened to part of the tape when I got it. The whole tape played. Stuff's going on.
Starting point is 00:25:05 I got water boiling. I got it. Okay. The whole tape played. I just, you know, stuff's going on. Stuff's going on. I got water boiling. I got stuff overheating. Things are flying around. I got stuff getting too cold. I got stuff getting too hot. Playing with your remote control helicopter. Yeah, I got the helicopter going, accidentally tied to my penis. What are you doing that for?
Starting point is 00:25:17 No, accidentally. Who's this guy on the front here? He's a little guy. This is the kind of shit my mom has. Oh, yeah. Little sculptures. Super depressing. Yeah. Little porcelain. He's a little guy. This is the kind of shit my mom has. Oh yeah. Little sculptures. Super depressing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Little porcelain. Little porcelain guy little porcelain guy. It's like she just finds she finds it at like a dollar store and buys ten of them. My mom likes
Starting point is 00:25:35 little angels like chubby angels naked chubby angels that are children for some reason. Cherubs. Cherubs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:43 And homeless homeless figurines. Why do you like little homeless people all around? She puts little homeless people all around the house. I don't understand. To remind her that she's blessed to have a home. I saw Naked Chubby Children live in concert one time.
Starting point is 00:25:58 It was Spin Doctors, Soul Asylum, The Peppers, and Naked Chubby Children. Naked Chubby Children. Electric Factory. No, it was at a... I tried to think of something funny i couldn't yeah all right it was a deep blue something uh benefit yeah all right anthony janice janice whatever funny and pretty cassette brand new one oh i gotta say something else about this j card that i really like because the cover it's got this little porcelain fella. And the background's all pink.
Starting point is 00:26:31 And then the next panel is pretty much all pink, except for a little white text on the bottom. But I really like, first of all, these white and black outlines around the whole card. Yeah, that's nice. And I like when you fold it up, I like how the back flap and the spine are black against that pink. Yeah. That's pretty awesome. It's a good look. It is a good look. What color is the tape? Nah. Yeah. Standard with a little black and white. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:55 That's the part you have to look at the least. I'm not going to let that rain on my parade. At least you don't have to look at that while it's playing. Well, I'm going to. I'm going to flash light out, get real close. Did you notice on that tape deck how it magnifies the... If you look in there, it magnifies the spools. I have no light on my side
Starting point is 00:27:11 on this table, so I can't really see anything in there. But now I'm boiling with mystery. I've got the same thing at home. For those wondering what's going on, I have the same deck at home, and that's how I know. Here it is. Just in case you're like wait how does he know yeah something else introduce this taping um here's a part of the ball of wax Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Anthony Jonas.
Starting point is 00:32:26 I'm not even talking this time. Catholic tapes. We had a good back and forth and Dave didn't unmute our mics. Yeah, well, you know, things happen. And you do a back and forth with Dave. I liked it. For the record. Good stuff.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Good stuff. Yeah, good tape. New one on Catholic who also have out a Brett brett nawkey seven inch pick both those up from catholic tapes catholic tapes at your leisure you can't i think it's weird when when uh tape label puts out a record and they still call themselves tapes do you yeah i don't what do you think about when somebody has the names records records, something records, and they put it on a tape? Yeah, but records transcends just like a vinyl record. All formats.
Starting point is 00:33:10 And time, space. It's a great record. It could be on CD, but yeah, that new record is awesome. Which one? You're talking about a CD. What's he talking about? No, I would never say that and be talking about a CD. You take that back right now.
Starting point is 00:33:21 You put those filthy words back in your ugly mouth. All right, my turn? Yep. You know what I'm going to play? We got a package from a label called Out of Body Records, and I think they've only put out tapes. There you go. Very topical.
Starting point is 00:33:39 See, I like that. A lot going on. You've opened yourself up for any, you can put out any format now to cut yourself records i want to talk about this logo real quick because i do not like it take a look at take a look at this okay it's like two people humanoid yeah like like uh it's like a top view of two people but they they're so bubbly in every part of their body. Like the buttocks.
Starting point is 00:34:08 There's like- Dough people. It's very doughy, but well-formed dough everywhere. I like it. You would like it. What's wrong with it? This is the kind of shit you look at all the time. I just can't get- You just don't like that the bodies are doughy?
Starting point is 00:34:23 Well, it's not doughy. It's not like your ideal figure? No, it's not that they're doughy that I don't like that the bodies are doughy? Well, it's not doughy. It's not like your ideal figure? No, it's not that they're doughy that I don't like it. It's the fact that everything is like, everything is in a little ball. You know what I mean? Like there's little grids of body everywhere all over. I think that's just their muscles.
Starting point is 00:34:40 That's what people's muscles look like. The top guy, that's his back though. What are those muscles underneath his shoulder? Those are back muscles. Just general back muscles? Yeah. Just general back muscles. I like how we all have a different tape on this label.
Starting point is 00:34:58 We're all looking at it. Dave, Jesus Christ, are you yawning already? We've only done one round of tapes. Don't yawn into the mic, by the way, all all right we've been getting complaints from listeners oh yeah you're taking everybody out you're taking everyone out of the mood oh yeah i like to keep it fresh yeah anyway this label i don't want jerky uh sent us a package of tapes uh opponents you too jerky you hear me a good point about me on it a fucking burner from matthew acres called a history of arson total like uh sci-fi movie synthesizer stuff which is fucking incredible and then this split from x nine x nihil and filth and nihil
Starting point is 00:35:40 oh i thought it was x that's n such a fucking idiot i don't know why I thought that was X, Nihil. I don't know. Because you're stupid. I think I wrote that down somewhere, too. I got to change that wherever I wrote that down. You're stupid. Filth is the dude who does this label, which have you guys, do you guys remember that band that did like a split with Blatz, a split seven-inch with Blatz like back in the 90s?
Starting point is 00:36:03 That punk band, Filth? I don't. Nope. I guess he didn't either, because he just used the name. I don't know. What is the limit? Like, when can you reuse a name, a band name? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:14 I feel like there's a couple band names on Discogs where there's, like, 11 of them. Yeah. And I also want to know, like, how, like, well-known does the band need to be if you can reuse it? And how generic? Because the name Filth is kind of like, I'm sure there's been, like, 20 bands and stuff named Filth. Well, like, I know if you're, like, a bigger band, like, you know, you'd probably get, like, a cease and desist if, like, you. Well, I don't mean, like, that big. But I think that's how big you have to be.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Okay. Before, you know what I mean? But I'm saying acceptable to you. well i don't mean like that big but i think that's how big you have to be okay before you you know what i mean but i'm saying i'm saying acceptable to you oh i mean i don't know you know i everybody has a band on the internet now so i guess i have like the threshold a little higher for me okay i mean you know especially when it's like a one or two word thing and there's bound to be like 14 you know bands with that name i'm gonna i'm gonna say mid-level for me if if i know of a band that's on a decently sized label and they're out there in the country touring doing stuff and then i see somebody else some other little filth running
Starting point is 00:37:20 around other little filth he should change his name to other little Phil no you know what I mean no definitely if it's like an established band that's been around you know what I mean that's one thing like there's no excuse if you don't know that other band exists then you're clearly
Starting point is 00:37:40 doing it on purpose but not to say that this is the case here yeah I'm not saying that so what if there's a guy named Bob Dylan and he just wants to go by Bob Dylan are but not to say that this is the case here. Yeah, I'm not saying that. So what if there's a guy named Bob Dylan and he just wants to go by Bob Dylan? Are you allowed to do that? I would encourage that. There's like the Screen Actors Guild so you can't reuse the name. Is there something like that for musicians? I don't know. I don't know either.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Dave Matthews, that's a pretty generic name, right? I love me some Dave Matthews. You bring any Dave tapes? Alright, well I'm going to play something on that. N Nihil. God, I on that. N Nihil. N Nihil. God, I thought that was X Nihil.
Starting point is 00:38:09 That's why I'm here. Thanks for coming. Is that a label or is that printed on the... Oh damn, this is a... I thought this was like white on black shell. Whatever it is, it's gone now. Mike just rubbed it off. He's got
Starting point is 00:38:25 a black shell with a black label. Well, a white label with a printed mostly black. The text is white. That's a dense black. Normally you can tell when it's printed black. That didn't come off of a laser jet.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Nah, he's not doing this at home. Alright, well the first track off the N, N, Nihil side, not X, for those Googling, for those playing at home, Tribes of the Black Ash is the name. And here, God, I was just about to say, here's a taste. Gotta figure out a new way to introduce tapes. Pop this in your ears. And get your ears, move the couch away from your ears.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Because you're not going to want to sit in it. You fucker. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go I can do it. I'm sorry. We'll be right back. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. and nihil from the split with Filth on Out of Body Records. That was heavy. Yeah, man. Really good tape. Filthside's really good, too. It's not the Filth that put out that split on Lookout Records.
Starting point is 00:49:36 I think it was on Lookout Records. I don't really remember much about that Filth. There's lots of different Filth. Filth. Filth everywhere. You can look up Filth on Discogs and see how many there are. Filth, flarn. I mean, how many do you think there are?
Starting point is 00:49:47 You can't just go on stage saying filth, flarn, filth. There's probably, I'm going to say over under 10. I'm going to go over. I'm asking for a specific number. All right, I'll go 12. Dave, what do you say? 400. 400. 18 400. 400.
Starting point is 00:50:08 181. Wow. Okay, so anyone can go. It's public domain. I was closer. I wonder who the first, who got number one? It looks like the band on Lookout that has split with Blatz is number two. It'd be awesome if that filth was number one and be be like, oh wait, holy shit, you know what?
Starting point is 00:50:26 Let me check this real quick. The filth that we just played is number six. What? Wow. Some of these must be doubles or something. Oh, we didn't just play filth. We played, but you know what I mean. Doubles.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Oh, you know what? Hold on, I'm sorry. After nine filths, then we go ancient filth, angels and filth, anonymous filth, atomic filth, atrocious filth, caustic filth, dandy filth. Not as close as I was, Ian. Digital filth, DJ filth. I believe I was the closer one. Dr. Filth spelled out, and then Dr. Filth DR filth.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Dr. Filth 2, Filth Beast, Filth Collins. Let's do a few more. We got to track down some Filth Beast Filth Collins Let's do a few more We gotta track down some Filth Collins Filth Generation Filth Generator Filth Hounds Filth Mattress Filth Militia
Starting point is 00:51:13 Filth and Muck Filth P Filth Patrol Filth and Piss Filth Pro Not the Amateurs Filth Rockers Filth Rockers sounds like a tag team from the WWF
Starting point is 00:51:23 Or like a Oh no here's another good one Filth Spectre Filth and Splendor Filth Rockers sounds like a tag team from the WWF. Or like a... Oh no, here's another good one. Filth Spectre. Filth and Splendor. Filth Stylers. The Filth. The Filth 2. The Filth 3. Filth Tribe. Freddy Filth. Grandmaster Filth. Greedy Filth. Mozart's Filth.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Mr. Filth. Percy Filth. Percy Filth 2. Lord Percy Filth. Pink Filth. Pure Filth. Pure Filth 2. Putrid Filth. Richie Filth Pink Filth Pure Filth Pure Filth 2 Putrid Filth Richie Filth There's gonna be like
Starting point is 00:51:49 An 80 year old man One day that says Yeah I used to be In a band with my friends Back in the day Called Mozart's Filth There's gonna be some Nice old man in a nursing home
Starting point is 00:51:57 I wanna do one more But I don't know Which one I wanna end with So I'll end with I'll do I'll do three Sticky Filth Shit Filth I'm gonna end with this one'll do three. Sticky filth, shit filth.
Starting point is 00:52:05 I'm going to end with this one. Dave, stop real quick. I need quiet for this one. Bizarre filth cum. That was terrible. All right. Whose turn is it? I can't believe you made me shut up for that.
Starting point is 00:52:17 That was a good one. Bizarre filth cum. I'm going to check them out while we're doing this. All right, Ian, you're up. Absolutely terrible. All right. I got one. They got split with sewer gore. That's better.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Oh god, and that label name is harmful. I don't even want to talk about the label name that... Now you gotta mention it. Now I'm not gonna mention it. I don't like that. They were a lo-fi porno grind project. The fuck is porno grind?
Starting point is 00:52:45 It's a real thing, apparently. I just read it, so there we are. All right, what do you got? I got one. This is a self-released one from a German dude, a droner guy. It goes by the project name Pillow Diver. Pillow Diver? Pillow Diver?
Starting point is 00:53:05 Pillow Diver. That might be porno grind. Real name, Rene Margraf. Really good stuff. This is a sort of, as he put it out, an intermediary kind of thing before an album comes out. So one side, you've got a collection of tracks, and the flip side is a live cut.
Starting point is 00:53:29 C30 just came out. Another O-card for you, huh? Yeah, totally blank, stamp on the front with all the pertinence, but real minimal stuff. A lot of his style is a real minimal drone kind of thing. This is the second tape you played tonight both in white O cards with just black stamping on the front just text
Starting point is 00:53:52 you going for a theme tonight? you know another pattern I noticed that the first three tapes we played the artist name all began with the letter A I see it everywhere. I'm like a beautiful mind sometimes. I'm just looking at what we're playing and A's are floating by.
Starting point is 00:54:13 So you said this guy was from where? Germany. I love the Germans. Yep. I bet Germans love Ikea's. What's that, Swedish? Yeah, but I bet they love it. The order, everything that has a place but i bet they love it the order everything that
Starting point is 00:54:25 has a place yeah i love it too i've been seeing a lot of ikea's getting rid of the expedite but i hear they're getting rid of it in germany just in germany yeah that's why here and i hear they're replacing it with something else yeah they're coming out with something that's it's practically the same yeah people are freaking out people are are losing their shit about just, I mean, go buy another expedite right now. How many expedites do you need? How many records do you got? A 5x5, how many records do you think a 5x5 expedite holds?
Starting point is 00:54:53 Like over a thousand, right? At least a thousand, I would think, yeah. So if you already have one expedite, and you get another, it's gotta be enough to hold you around. That's 2,000, and if you get a third, how many is that? I don't know. a third how many is that I think I don't know you guys lost me 2001 so you would be able to hold one more record
Starting point is 00:55:13 yeah so if you get one more just get one more expedit if you get 2002 records right so let's play a little bit off this tape what is it this is the uh a side collection of tracks called the way in i believe the way in off uh
Starting point is 00:55:33 i think i think it's not even self-titled it's just called the way in slash flimmer and this is a flip side but this is the way in all right but what's the artist name uh pillow diver pillow diver all right let's the artist's name? Pillow Diver. Pillow Diver. All right. Self-released. Let's gleam your ear cubes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so so so
Starting point is 01:03:08 so so so so so so so so
Starting point is 01:03:24 so so It's Pillow Diver. I believe that was the B-side live cut, Flimmern. Hold me close, Pillow Diver. So is he diving into pillows? Or is he diving for pillows? I think it's diving into pillows. Into pillows? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:43 I'd love to dive into pillows. In a dream state, hitting that cold pillow. Oh, you flip the pillow over in the middle of the night? Yeah. You get the cold side? I pictured somebody scuba diving for pillows. Oh, they're looking for pillows. Oh, that's like where you get pillows from.
Starting point is 01:03:59 It's like down at the bottom, and it's real heavy because it's like all soaked. Oh, because it's all wet? Yeah. Well, it's not heavy in the water, right? Because it's just- And like the pillowcase has like sand in it because it's been down there so long. Don't get me started on that. it's like all soaked. Oh, because it's all wet? Yeah. Well, it's not heavy in the water, right? Because it's just... And like the pillowcase has like sand in it because it's been down there so long. Don't get me started on that.
Starting point is 01:04:09 That's a tough job. Yeah. My uncle used to be a pillow diver. And then when you get that... Well, the thing is you have to rake for them like clams. Yeah. No, my uncle... My uncle Richmond was a pillow diver.
Starting point is 01:04:19 He died going for a body pillow. They told him don't do it. He hadn't been... Oh, you don't go for it. He hadn't been doing it long enough. They said those are for the veterans. You know? He was a body pillow. They told him don't do it. He hasn't been doing it long enough. They said those are for the veterans. You know? He was a good man. Moment of silence.
Starting point is 01:04:33 Alright, Dave, what do you got? I'm gonna try this tape. He's gonna try it. Who knows if it'll work. He's gonna hand me a tape. It's gonna be be like all shredded wheat and all cracked open. That's what I meant. Try this.
Starting point is 01:04:49 That's what I meant. Smarty, that's what I meant. You're going to have to rewind this. B-side. Rewind it all the way. It was Project Nighthammer on this label Tesla Tapes. Like the famous inventor. Did we play something on Tesla tapes the last time?
Starting point is 01:05:08 I don't know. I feel like we did. Did we? That sounds very familiar. Well, we got, this is from the last mail bag. Okay, so probably not. Unless we played like a cold one. I don't think a cold one.
Starting point is 01:05:20 Like a cold one. A hot listen. No, a hot listen no a hot listen we've been listening to it a bunch this is lukewarm I just just heard a little bit
Starting point is 01:05:28 yeah you heard a little bit a little bit a little bit but for some reason I gotta rewind the entire B-side yeah
Starting point is 01:05:33 look you gave me right then I feel very intimidated right now if I was a dog I would like my tail would be between my legs
Starting point is 01:05:42 I'd be backing up and pushing my water bowl over to you so who is Nighthammer it's a new project besides the name I go by when I patrol the streets you hear about that new guy out cleaning up the streets
Starting point is 01:05:57 Nighthammer and then I'm like in the background what's your attire are you dressed it's like a wooden shaft is your body and then you got like a silver hammer like a rubber hammer well the suit but it's really top heavy so you always fall over the suit is it it's all spandex but it's still a flannel top and a denim bottom so i go by my normal outfit so it's like a it's a spandex but it looks like a button up shirt and uh but it's real tight so it's like movement clothes it's like so spandex, but it looks like a button-up shirt. But it's real tight, so it's like movement clothes.
Starting point is 01:06:27 It's like, so in case I need to break into a dance or chase a bad guy. And then, yeah, the helmet has a giant hammer. It's like a six or eight foot hammer. But it's paper mache, so it's real light. It's constantly blowing off. It's either blowing off or the neighborhood toughs are knocking it off. So I've been through about eight or nine of them. That's why I keep picturing people just like tipping you over.
Starting point is 01:06:46 I'm always finding it down in the lake. They love throwing it in the lake. I got to drag it out. Nighthammer. And I have a business card that just says Nighthammer. You just fix nail pops and decks all around the city? I do what? You fix nail pops and decks and roofs all around the city?
Starting point is 01:07:04 I do a lot of Andy work. Bad guy chasing. Yeah, I do any kind You fix nail pops and decks and roofs all around the city. I do a lot of Andy work. Bad guy chasing. Yeah, I do any kind of construction work. In the summer, I'm not going out in the cold. I'm not doing any of this when it's cold out. You could be cleaning up those potholes. A lot of potholes. It's an epidemic out there.
Starting point is 01:07:20 Hold on. I'm going to turn the tape deck off. No more tapes tonight. I don't want to talk about potholes. There seems to be a major epidemic. Alright. Nighthammer on Tesla tapes. What's this tape called, Dave? This tape
Starting point is 01:07:32 is called Noy-X. Noy-X. New-X. New-X. Isn't that pronounced Noy in German? I don't think so. Oh. I don't know the correct... I bet Germans love Ikea. Well, that Kratrock band that's spelled that way
Starting point is 01:07:48 apparently say Noi. All right, well, that's what we'll go with. So I'm just going to assume that is Noi, and we're going to play a track, or a piece of a track called 30 Day Hex on the B side. And here's a sliver for your liver. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Nighthammer. Let me see something. Paroling.
Starting point is 01:14:54 That just charged my drill. That doesn't even have a battery on it. Damn, that was bad, bro. Patrol the streets. Nighthammer. At night. Looking for nail pops. Just being a good citizen
Starting point is 01:15:07 I heard you have a nail pop in your roof you put out like the night hammer signal the bad signal that is not what I expected night hammer to sound like but it's not like a hammer it's like a sandwich for some reason.
Starting point is 01:15:25 What, the signal? Yeah. Yeah, it's a sandwich. You couldn't afford the hammer cutoff. I went to the superhero shop, the big one down on. Well, no, that's not actually what happened. I remember what happened. What happened?
Starting point is 01:15:37 Well, you started off as Sandwich Man, but that didn't work out. Sandwich Boy. Yeah. Because Sandwich Man was taken. So I was. Well, Hoagie Man was taken. I was a psychic sandwich boy. And then man was taken so i was but the hoagie man was taken that was a psychic sandwich boy and then so i had the signal yeah and when i switch over to night hammer you couldn't afford a new one you're not gonna believe what the fuck they're charging for night hammers
Starting point is 01:15:54 with hammer signs these days it's out crazy i was and i'm talking to the guy and i'm like 250 for the hammer signal he said 250 and i said250. And I said, you know what? I'll just use the sandwich signal. And, you know, trying to call his bluff. And he was like, all right, all right, $150. But he was like, go ahead. So now I got to. Now I got to shine it up there. And the weird thing is I'm the one who has it.
Starting point is 01:16:18 So it's not like someone puts it up and calls me. I put it up and then act like someone's calling me. And it's convenient because I'm already there. You know when you're needed, though. So you go to a place, find the nail pop, and then you project it into the sky. Yeah, project it into the sky.
Starting point is 01:16:36 You take it in. I'm lugging this thing around, and it's huge. You got it in a radio flyer. No, it doesn't fit in a radio flyer, Dave. You gotta be kidding me. This thing's huge. And I gotta bring around the... I got the generator. I gotta bring out a backup bulb, because these, they're like 300 watts, and they only last
Starting point is 01:16:51 like about 15 minutes, and they blow. I don't have the good ones. You get there, you find the nail pop, and then you put the signal in the sky. I put the signal in the sky. Yeah, man, I gotta get dressed. Because that thing... I can't breathe in that thing. Are you kidding me? You know how hot it gets in that thing? And like I said, I'm
Starting point is 01:17:07 not doing it in the winter. I'm only doing it in the summer, which I don't know why. You'd figure if I was doing it in the winter, I'd say, nice, that cool temperature. I'm sweating like a pig in that thing. I gotta figure this out. I gotta rethink this whole thing. Because I haven't caught anyone yet. Yeah, I don't think you understand to be a superhero. No,
Starting point is 01:17:23 it's a damn shame what happened to Hoagie Man, though. I don't want to get into that. Went down mayonnaise all over him. Damn shame. Whose turn is it? I think it's your turn. I don't know if I'm ready. It's Nighthammer's turn.
Starting point is 01:17:39 It's always Nighthammer's turn. Put your signal on. It's going to take me a while. I can't use the regular bulbs because of Obama. So now I've got to use the curly ones. Alright, you know what I'm going to play? I'm going to play a new one on a sound design
Starting point is 01:17:56 recording. David Russell's label out of Cleveland. This one is a split between I guess you just say A-Fest A-Y-Fest and I-Fest
Starting point is 01:18:11 is it well I just spelled it so what do you need to say sometimes that helps I never actually had to say it before I've always just either like written in or yeah I don't know
Starting point is 01:18:21 what do you think A-Fest I'm gonna yeah A-Fest that's what my official answer and a split with uh how do you say the next name how do you say that i don't know probably zeke zeke not just zvk that's a v that is zvk maybe it's you don't think you just say zvk probably like how would you say run dmc like run dimpk all right you got a point every once while i do and uh all the sound design
Starting point is 01:18:55 record have you ever heard of this label ian i have not no uh all their stuff the shells get stenciled and uh that's nice yeah it's a nice little two-color. I feel like this is like a football team's color. Like the... It's like a purple... Like the Ravens. It's like... No, not the Ravens at all.
Starting point is 01:19:17 The Ravens doesn't have blue. This has some blue in it. Yeah. The Cardinals. Is this part... There's a Versus series that he does. I'm not sure if this is part of it. But you can get to the AFAS side.
Starting point is 01:19:29 It just came in the mail. This dude shit, he doesn't put out as much as he used to. But it's always a fun time. It's always a good, fun time for the whole family. You get around, you know, you're feeling down because of what happened to Sandwich Man. You gather the family around the stereo. Just pop into Mayfest and say it's okay. It's Billy, Lucy.
Starting point is 01:19:52 It's going to be all right. So let's get into this A-Fast split with Zook on a sound design recording. Number 93. And here she blows! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Thank you. A-Fest. A-Fest. It is A-Fest. A-Fest. It is A-Fest. I just asked Adrian Bertolone, fellow who does that project,
Starting point is 01:26:32 just asked him on the Facebook. He says it's A. So he got it. The power of the internet. The guy, I think, he lives in Buffalo now. I think he's originally from Cleveland or spent some time in Cleveland.
Starting point is 01:26:43 Did his time in Cleveland. There was a guy in my neighborhood here in Wilmington originally from Cleveland or spent some time in Cleveland. Did his time in Cleveland. There was a guy in my neighborhood here in Wilmington who posted something in my neighborhood's Facebook page about setting up a play date with his three-year-old daughter. And I was like, I got a three-year-old daughter. I'll set up a play date with you. But I noticed, the only reason why I did is because I noticed we had one mutual friend and it was that guy. Oh, small world.
Starting point is 01:27:06 Oh, nice. Yeah, I guess he was like some sort of teacher somewhere in, I don't know where, maybe Buffalo, maybe somewhere else. Tight? Yeah, I thought that was kind of weird. Your neighborhood has a Facebook page? Mm-hmm. Oh, people love to complain about dogs without leashes. Leashes.
Starting point is 01:27:24 Love that. That's classic. People parking in front of your driveway the people who have driveways never-ending battle i think i mean i've only think there's like 10 driveways around here but the people who have them do not want you parking in front of them and oh and there was a one there was one good uh story about someone said how someone parked in front of their driveway, so they called 911. True. Makes sense. But by the time 911 got there, the car was gone.
Starting point is 01:27:51 And it's like, so are you complaining about 911's response time to a non-issue, or the fact that someone was in front of your house for like two minutes? Yeah. Oh, and the dogs without leashes forget about it. Oh, they hate when the dogs don't have leashes. A lot of people saying how nothing happened, but they felt threatened. The presence alone. Just the presence of an unleashed dog sets the neighborhood Facebook ablaze.
Starting point is 01:28:15 I'm trying to sell a pool table, though. I put it on there. No takers yet. Give people an outlet to complain on. Oh, they love complaining. Oh, they love complaining about everything. All right, Ian. your turn you have a valet service where you live don't you yeah i do that's fancy as shit it sounds pretty fancy actually they do a really good job but it's it's kind of an inconvenience oh yeah what was it like tonight well
Starting point is 01:28:41 i got in you see it was like it got a little it got a little hairy tonight because i got in late last night and they usually ask when you pull in like in the evening or whatever do you want a special time for the next day so they can just pull it up and you don't have to call down or whatever so i said yeah i'll take it at uh 7 p.m because i knew i was coming out coming over here i wasn't sure what time i figured that would be a good one. So I go down there at 7 and my car's not there. Son of a bitch. And I'm like...
Starting point is 01:29:10 God damn it, Doris. I told you 7 o'clock. And of course when I get there, they don't make a big deal about it. But I can tell they hint that it was my fault or whatever. I should have called again or something. How hard is it to write it in a book?
Starting point is 01:29:28 Remember a little 7 p.m.? I don't understand why you have the service. Why can't you just park your own car? It's illegal. It's a really small... It's illegal just in that building? It's a really small garage. Okay, so they need a professional.
Starting point is 01:29:42 For some reason they require, like some some reason they require like some legal reason they require somebody else to pull your car up but it's such such a hassle they pull it up garages under 12 foot by 13 foot and it's there's some tight corner oh you know what it is is because they pull cars in you know what is it dragon is loose in there and then they and then they pull in ones behind it or in front okay so there's more so there is loose in there. And then they pull in ones behind it. Or in front of it. Oh, okay. So there's more cars than there are spaces. Yeah, they have to shuffle.
Starting point is 01:30:09 Okay, they have to shuffle. So you leave. Let me ask you this. Do you have two sets of keys for your car? I do. They have my spare key. Okay. Can they get into the trunk?
Starting point is 01:30:21 I don't want doors getting into the trunk. I got nothing. You ever worry they're going to have sex in your car? Or use it as a toilet and move on no no I would be no you ever worried Dave's gonna have sex in your car
Starting point is 01:30:32 all the time Dave's gonna sneak out I gotta use the bathroom I worry about having sex in Ian's car all the time so do I I worry about everyone having sex in Ian's car I hear it's the place of the day I woke up in the middle of the night
Starting point is 01:30:44 and Jesse was like what's wrong I was like what if everyone having sex in Ian's car. I hear it's the place of the day. I woke up in the middle of the night, and Jesse was like, what's wrong? I was like, what if I have sex in Ian's car? I hear his car. At night, they put a big neon sign that says the Feathered Coyote, and it's just Feathered Coyote 24-Hour Sex Club. And he comes back to get it, and they're like, you need your car now? Ian, you said 6 o'clock tomorrow. And you're like, why is Dars wearing all leather?
Starting point is 01:31:04 All right, what tape do you want to play? What am I going to play? I'm going to play one from The Crab himself. Oh, shit. Mr. Alex Holman. Oh, shit. Apartment 421 tapes. Apartment 421 tapes.
Starting point is 01:31:16 This came in on the- How much bric-a-brac-a-b this tape? Whenever we talk about The Crab, this is Pinterest gone. This is a little backstory. We call him The Crab, the Delaware guy who moved Pinterest gone. This is a little backstory. We call him the crab, Delaware guy who moved to Baltimore. Well, I love it.
Starting point is 01:31:28 He's got a little insert in here where she signed the crab. Also, he's running with it. That's awesome. Also, he always looks wet. So they were, he does always look soaking wet.
Starting point is 01:31:37 He's like one of those, uh, animorphs. Remember those? No. You remember those books? No. Your kids.
Starting point is 01:31:43 Oh, it was a kids who like could transform into animals temporarily oh man you guys are out there they get wet well yeah i mean well there wasn't there wasn't a crab but i think there was one where they were a dolphin oh that would suck if you turn into a dolphin in like a kmart parking lot you're just like flat in there but it's all situational you know they didn't just randomly do it okay it wasn't like all of a sudden it would happen like they would get like a pain in their stomach and i'm gonna turn to a dolphin the only way to turn back to a kid is to have sex
Starting point is 01:32:15 in eaton's car that's the only antidote please that's what dar said. What tape is this? There's so much shit in there. This is a split from... I'm going to mess this up. Suna Tyreen and Adam Foam. Oh, Adam Foam. He's in Bang Bros, that duo Bang Bros. Oh, okay. I think from Massachusetts or that area.
Starting point is 01:32:43 Yes, it's Boston on here. Okay, yeah. And then Suna Tyreen is from Baltimore, where the crab is now located. Let me see this thing. What is the cover? Is this like a piece of newspaper? It's a piece of like Hindi newspaper, I think. Okay.
Starting point is 01:33:00 Oh, I've done some collage work myself. This is like a piece of newspaper here from another country. And there's a bunch of glitter paper and cut up tie-dyed paper all glued to it. And hologram or holographic kind of stuff. A lot of time and effort went into it. I wouldn't say time and effort. Well, no, look at that. There's a little piece of paper on there.
Starting point is 01:33:25 I'm sure he wanted it to be just the newspaper, and it was covered with stickiness because he's all wet, and he dropped it on the floor where there's all this paper. And I like how he put the little glitter sticker for their side on the A side or the B side, maybe, of the actual tape. Man, and I wonder if all the inserts, this insert is handwritten on this piece of paper and there's a lot of information.
Starting point is 01:33:48 You think he handwrote all of these? Yeah, that's why he didn't come out the last Final Friday. Because he's been handwriting these inserts. I've got 20 done. What side are you going to play? I'm going to play something from the Sooner Tyrene with that one sticking out. Is that with the sticker on it?
Starting point is 01:34:01 Yeah. I think it's just jumped in there somewhere. I'm not sure. All these titles are in a different language. Good gems, though. Suna Tyreen. Suna Tyreen. Their site is called Trepanen.
Starting point is 01:34:18 Trepanen. Split with Adam Foam on Apartment 421 tapes. All right. Put on your swim trunks. We're getting to the deep end. Whip it out. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. soon it's hiring from a Trapannon apartment. 421 tapes. 421?
Starting point is 01:39:49 I always say 421. 421? But it's like 420. 421 rolls off the tongue a little nicer. Than 421? Yeah. 421. 421 tapes.
Starting point is 01:40:00 421 tapes. I like 421 tapes. I like 421. I like this little, Ian, you were pointing this out. There's a little tiny little. There's the insert on one piece of paper that's like ripped off of something else. And then there's another tiny little
Starting point is 01:40:14 slightly larger than a postage stamp piece of like just torn off paper that just says handwritten Adam Foam and whatever the name is. Suna Tyreen. And then it says apartment 201, like the catalog number, just written on something else because he ran out of room on the other insert. That's the way he does it.
Starting point is 01:40:32 Goofball endeavor here. The crab. The crab strikes again. Shenanigans. Guys, pinchers all over that one. What do you got, Dave? I'm going to play this tape that came out on Carbon Records. I like this label.
Starting point is 01:40:47 That's an upstate New York label. Yeah. Rochester, maybe? Yep. Joe Tunis, I believe, is the guy who does this label. I don't know. I believe. You believes? I believe. Well, speaking of Joe Tunis, I'm going to play a project with Dr. Hamburger and Joe Tunis.
Starting point is 01:41:04 Oh, Dr. Hamburger's on this one. I remember one time me, Captain Sandwich, and Dr. Hamburger. Well, it was Captain Hoagie, and I was Sandwich Boy. And Dr. Hamburger was the bad guy that killed Sandwich Man. I can't believe you're going to play this, Dave. This is a tape. Did they misspell tuna? Is it Joe Tuna and Dr. Hamburger? I was about to say it should be Joe Tunis. I got topell tuna? Is it Joe Tuna?
Starting point is 01:41:27 I was about to say it should be Joe Tunas. I got to a first though, didn't I? One step ahead. This is a project called Tumul. T-U-M-U-L. And it was recorded live at the Bunker 2 as T'mo went through 6,000 spiritual states. 6,000? Yeah, 6,000 of them. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:41:49 That's a lot of spiritual states. Overachiever. You know how much sex you can have in the back of Ian's car while you're going through 6,000 spiritual states? A lot. That's the only place I can get off 6,000 spiritual states. We'll try to be playing here. Get it on the A side, but we're going to rewind it.
Starting point is 01:42:06 To the beginning? To the beginning. Or like randomly? No, to the very beginning of the tape. All the way to the beginning, Mike. Go to the beginning. Wait until it stops rewinding. That's how Sandwich Man would have wanted it.
Starting point is 01:42:18 I keep forgetting who was who. I'm Sandwich Boy, and he was Captain Hoagie? What was the name? Captain Hoagie, I thought you said. Captain Hoagie what was the name captain hoagie i thought you said captain hoagie that's a shame i guess it was just so long ago that it's just like a it's like a past hamburger used his pickle ray on me i don't remember after all right so let's name this project again tamal tamal give me more information uh Tamal on Carbon Records. Days of all.
Starting point is 01:42:48 Carbon Records number 213. Wow, getting up there. Put your ears in the trowel because it's coming down the hatch. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. See you next time. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. I could sit down and say that for a while. Yeah, that's a good one. That was good stuff. Enjoy that on Carbon Records.
Starting point is 01:48:14 Yeah. Dr. Hamburger strikes again. All right, I'm going to play a tape on a label called Third Kind Records. Send us a package. Third Kind Blind. Third Kind. Third Eye Blind. Sent us a package. Third Kind Blind. Third Eye Blind. It's the guy from Third Eye Blind's label. I was looking for the other tape. I'm going to give one more quick look.
Starting point is 01:48:35 Hurry up. That's a long look. I didn't find it. But I got this other tape by a project called Wrong Signals. Tape's called However, the Joke Became Serious. And I'm surprised. I'm going to show you guys guys this cover which you probably both have already seen it uh-huh uh-huh but i'm surprised you don't see this more often yeah it's like a blank looks like you know a blank that you would
Starting point is 01:48:57 buy from like the 80s that just says like you know it has like uh some like orange and yellow and white lines on the top it It says C40 real big. It says compact cassette on the back. It looks like a blank. And then the tape also has a sticker on it that makes it look like you put a blank tape. A blank label, yeah. I'm surprised you don't see it more often. Oh, and the inside of the J-Card has the lines to write the track listing.
Starting point is 01:49:24 I'm surprised you don't see that more often. And I'm kind of glad you don't, because I bet a lot of people it would look really fucking dumb. This crushes it. This looks awesome. And this tape, I don't know who Wrong Signals is, but this tape is pretty fucking incredible. I also don't really know much about Third Kind Records. Have you guys ever heard of them? No.
Starting point is 01:49:43 I wish I could find that other tape. I'll look while we're playing this. I got this queued up. I don't know if it's queued up on the A side or the B side. So we'll figure that out and we'll play something off of this. Wrong signals. However, comma, so you pause a little bit,
Starting point is 01:49:59 the joke became serious. You never want that to happen. You always want to be goofing. Alright, wrong signals. Thurcon Records. Here's the hits for your tits. We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. I thought you were talking about a pedal. Wrong signals. Wrong signals.
Starting point is 01:57:39 A little bit off the A-side. However, the joke became serious on Third Kind Records. Oh, that whole tape. I love that tape. I love that tape. That tape gives me the swamp touch. Dave, am I hearing myself out of the speakers?
Starting point is 01:57:58 No. No? You sure? Probably. Okay. Ian, what do you got? Alright, I'm gonna play... this one's got a little bit of story to a little backstory oh hold on this is a weird one this is a weird one so my socks last was i guess last weekend uh-huh i take a trip up to uh jupiter records a local wilmington record store about a year old good one too too. Nice place. Yeah, great place. Really good store, yeah.
Starting point is 01:58:27 I don't know if you guys have, take a look at the cassettes they have there. In the boxes, in the back. Yeah, like Van Halen and Aerosmith. Yeah, like Every Stick's album. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Phil Collins solo stuff. Your classic garage sale cassettes, yeah.
Starting point is 01:58:43 Just boxes of it. They have other tapes up front. Newer tapes. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm in the back. I'm on my hands and knees. Yeah, you are.
Starting point is 01:58:51 Pulling out. Wait, you're in Jupiter Records or your car? No, I'm in Jupiter. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm painting a metal picture. And I'm pulling out, pulling out, you know.
Starting point is 01:59:02 What's he pulling out? Handfuls of stuff. I'm looking at it. and I find this one, and I'm instantly drawn to it just because it says the word fuck on it. Uh-huh, a little work in blue. And it's clearly, there's handwritten text on it, and it's clearly not something that was related to any Eagles' greatest hits albums or anything remotely close to what else is in the box.
Starting point is 01:59:29 Yeah. So I have no idea what it's going to be like. If it's a dollar, I take it. I do a little internet sleuthing, and it's apparently a group of people I think called People's Temple, maybe one or two or three people out in Arizona that do these weirdo jams. And the whole tape is called Fuck People's Temple and the Degeneration of American Society and the Status Quo. So this is going to be like no neck blues band.
Starting point is 01:59:59 And it's like recorded over a LifeScapes tape. It's got like labels with handwritten stuff over the tape they recorded over. And they've got another thing on here. It says, I sold my soul to destroy rock and roll. And I typed that into Google. I'm a Bing man. Led me to a blog spot and old posts from two years ago. But I honestly have no idea how this got in into the tape into that box
Starting point is 02:00:27 i like uh finds like that yeah when uh some dudes matt reese and some dayton dudes were uh in town a few years ago we went to a record shop and uh you know it's like it's grooves and tubes do you know that store oh yeah yeah uh we went there and like centerville you know they have all of like you know like every record store all the the shit up and top and then there's always like lps below and like you rarely get below it's you know it's a cramp store but like you know matt reese is like going through some of the stuff down there and found that uh i think it's called jokes and labyrinths or something like that an old comp lp on h came out, like, in the 90s. There's, like, 300 copies or something.
Starting point is 02:01:06 That's awesome. And he found a copy of it. You know, not with, not, like, someone's collection with a bunch of stuff like that. Totally random. Like, going through, like, you know, Pat Benatar and, like, you know, shit like that. And then all of a sudden, that LP
Starting point is 02:01:17 for, like, three bucks or whatever it was, like, something super cheap. Yeah, that happened to me down in North Carolina at a place called Vine. I think it was vine records and there was just a stack of like 80s metal like 80s hair metal lps and right in the middle there was a smirch record on rrr oh yeah and there was also you you bought um it was like like dirt bikes yeah it was a motorcycle record sound called like, I can't remember what it was called. It's like called like Scroom or something like that.
Starting point is 02:01:52 It's good. Yeah, it's really good. It was pretty good. But it's the sound of, the track titles is the type of bike that's going around a track. And it's just like, it's mic'd from a single spot. So you hear it like rev up and go all the way around the track and come back around again and then the next track is another kind of bike
Starting point is 02:02:09 I like that alright so this you said the project is People's Temple? I'm pretty sure it's People's Temple and the name of the actual tape is Fuck People's Temple and the Degeneration of American Society and the Status Quo on I Sold My Soul to Destroy Rock and Roll.
Starting point is 02:02:27 Possibly. There's a lot of text. I don't know if that's the name of the label or not. It's something like that. Yeah. With a dollar price tag on the front. It's goodbye. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 02:02:37 A nice price. And here's a slice. Thank you. THE END © B Emily Beynon Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The End THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. People's Temple. That was awesome. That was good stuff. Oh, yeah, man. Crate Diggers. See, that's why you got to get on YouTube and make a cassette community video for that. That's a grail.
Starting point is 02:11:18 Would this be a grail? That's a grail. Dave, you've got a blank stare like you don't know what we're talking about. I know what you're talking about. Okay. It's just... who's my guy who's my Dwayne
Starting point is 02:11:28 get on the net and find Dwayne he's got some grails sometimes you gotta get on your hands and knees and dig a little bit yeah exactly that was awesome I was trying to find something about them on Discogs and I found a different people's temple.
Starting point is 02:11:46 And I was like, what? This group has like two LPs and like a seven-inch out. One of the LPs was going for like $80, but I think it's something else. I know it's something else. It's got to be. It's just got to be. All right, Davey boy, what do you got for us? I'm going to play a track off of this Tiger Village tape
Starting point is 02:12:02 that just came out recently. Hold it up. Tiger Village 4. 4.6 North. 4 colon 6 North. This is the new hope of the Tiger Village saga. Tiger Village is pretty awesome. I think
Starting point is 02:12:21 they sent all four. That's his name. Just one dude? Yeah, just one guy. Whole village, huh? Whole village, just him. Lonely guy. Well, maybe it's a tiger village, but he's the only person.
Starting point is 02:12:35 He's the only one living there? Yeah, he's the only person. He's got the little, what's his name? And they're all really hungry. Who's from Jungle Book? What's that kid's name? Mowgli. He's got the M mogli uh like thing
Starting point is 02:12:45 on it covering his his weenus yeah but it like sags oh yeah all the way down his knees because it's dirty it's filthy yeah pooped in a couple of times clean it up clean that up um he's got all the synthesizers up in trees he learned his lesson it's a good setup yeah yeah keep you gotta keep him away some of the uh other animals are still going to get up there, though. Yeah, bears. Can bears climb trees? Oh, yeah. No, they can't.
Starting point is 02:13:12 That's why when you're camping, you put your shit up in the tree. That's a metal pole. You put it up on a metal pole. Bears are climbers. Bears can climb trees? Yeah. Yeah, you know what? Bears get stuck in trees, don't they?
Starting point is 02:13:22 They can climb up trees, but they can't climb down. It's like a cow with steps. So if you're ever getting chased by a bear, you should climb? Bears get stuck in trees, don't they? They can climb up trees, but they can't climb down. It's like a cow with steps. So if you're ever getting chased by a bear, you should climb up in a tree, wait for him to get halfway up, and then jump down. You go up one side of the tree, and then when he's coming up, you go down a little bit on the other side, and then he shakes his paw at you.
Starting point is 02:13:39 Then he's got all your synthesizers. So this dude has sent I think all of his tiger all the tiger village tapes to us right one two and three he sent three copies of so we each got one and then he sent this one and he only sent one copy of it so I called him
Starting point is 02:13:57 out on twitter and I was like what the fuck you doing only sending one copy and then he sent two more you bullied him into it so now we'll play it you gotta pay you gotta pay to play i feel like i'm missing one of the series though so i don't think he sent three of each unless i don't know i thought he did um but anyway he has another project he sent a tape by i forget what it's called though it's that green and yellow one it's a green and
Starting point is 02:14:22 yellow cover in a green case yeah that green and yellow one yeah that green and yellow one it's a green and yellow cover in a green case yeah that green and yellow one yeah that green and yellow one just google that green and yellow one you'll find it it'll come up all right tiger village tiger village i'm gonna play a track um it's actually a remix of a jim o'rourke song no shit yeah and the track's called movie two on here, but I really don't think that's the name of the Jim O'Rourke song. I think it's something off of Eureka or one of his more popular song-oriented albums. And we're going to have to rewind a little bit to figure it out. It's on the A side, but we're going to have to search around a little bit to find it. One track to give to you on Tiger Village for, what was it called? Movie 2.
Starting point is 02:15:15 Movie 2. That's where I wanted to use the 2. I fucked that up. Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Is that word again? Do you cry yourself? Do you cry yourself? Do you cry yourself? Do you cry yourself? When you're alone When you're alone When you're alone Does it make you feel today? Does it make you feel today?
Starting point is 02:19:46 Do the pictures keep you warm? Do the pictures keep you warm? Do the pictures keep you warm? Born again Born again Born again Born again Born again Born away, can you say it again? Born away, can you say it again? Born away, can you say it again? Thank you. Tiger Village 4
Starting point is 02:21:23 colon 6 North Jim O'Rourke Remix Cut Tiger Village. Four. Colon. Six North. Jim O'Rourke. Remix. Cut. Pretty tight. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 02:21:31 Pretty tight. I like that. It's very good. I don't think I've really got... I've heard one, two, and three, but I never really got around to listening to four yet. It's good. Sitting down. Wide variety of stuff. Like all the other ones.
Starting point is 02:21:43 All over the place. Speaking of a wide variety of stuff, I got this tape all over the place wide variety of stuff I got this tape from Dane Patterson you guys heard of this fellow oh the Patterson C27 what go ahead the New England Pattersons the New England Pattersons yeah they have a beautiful home up there
Starting point is 02:21:58 it's a C27 on Fabrica called Ghosting um I don't think it I'm looking at the uh Fabrica called Ghosting. I don't think it... I'm looking at the site and it says that it's expected to ship last month. And you can pre-order it now.
Starting point is 02:22:15 So I guess it's not going to ship last month. Or it did and they just haven't updated this yet. It's an edition of 50 ProDub cassettes. I don't really know too much about Dan Patterson, but this tape's pretty incredible. It's two tracks, two, like, 13-minute tracks,
Starting point is 02:22:29 but it's, you know, one of those jams where it might as well be, like, four or five songs on each side. Yeah, yeah. You know, a lot of jumping around. I dig that, though. Yeah, yeah, I definitely dig that. The artwork for this is pretty cool, too.
Starting point is 02:22:46 Like, this little... Oh going on the front i like a warm gradient to tuck myself in i like my tapes to be able to tuck me in hmm tux tux no i don't go for tux i get the off-brand i've never had that problem, so I've never gotten any of those. Yeah, yeah. You just hide it. Well, I like this. I just hide it. The inside's awesome.
Starting point is 02:23:11 What, do you put yours on display? I put it on. Yeah, man. I like some baby powder in the bathroom, too, while I'm at it. My skin's too dry. So you know what I'm going to do with this tape? I'm going to... We talked about your dry skin enough, Dave.
Starting point is 02:23:25 I'm done with your dry skin. Let's talk about it some more. I'm going to put it on side A, and I'm going to do with this tape? We talked about your dry skin. Enough, Dave. I'm done with your dry skin. Let's talk about it some more. I'm going to put it on Side A, and I'm going to fast forward this a little bit. You told me that waitress story again. I haven't heard that enough. What, Horse Lady? Yeah. I'll tell you that while we're playing this tape.
Starting point is 02:23:35 All right, I'm going to play something off of Dane Patterson's Ghosting C-27 on Fabrica. And while I'm doing that on Side A, I'm going to tell Dave the horse lady story again from the diner. Here's some chrome for your dome. Here it is. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Fucking shit, man. Dane Patterson. Sizzling some steaks for you there. Got a New York strip. Whole plate. Some potatoes on the side. Some green beans. Got a New York strip. Whole plate.
Starting point is 02:30:06 Some potatoes on the side. Some green beans. It's like a filet mignon, if you ask me. I might get some cake for dessert boys. C27 on Fabrica. Dude runs Plant Migration Records, which I don't really know. Do you guys know that label at all? Plant Migration?
Starting point is 02:30:22 Yeah. That sounds familiar. Dave Patterson runs that? Yeah. know that label at all plant migration yeah that sounds familiar yeah and it says here that uh he made all that all those gems with uh some homemade synths yard sale drum machines and tape loops nice and i gotta say it's really fucking good but like for using like homemade shit and tape loops and like you know what you would consider drum uh yard sale drum machines that's fucking excellent man yeah it's really good stuff really fucking good some people you just give them anything
Starting point is 02:30:48 and they can make good stuff with it he's a visual artist too i'm you can check out some of his uh arts and thoughts and crafts on his uh his his web page dame patterson.com fucking awesome tape all right and what do you got, man? I'm going to play this one. What you got? I don't know too much about it. It's from a new batch on Unseen Force, which is a... It's a force you can't see. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 02:31:17 Obviously. Mike, Jesus Christ. I think it's a Michigan-based label. Mostly harsh noise, power electronics, dark stuff, I guess. Stuff where you would wear black leather gloves. Yeah. I love me some black leather gloves. This is a real good one, though.
Starting point is 02:31:39 This is, I'm not sure who's in this, but two people. It just says, the tape is by a group called Cinnabaris. It says Cinnabaris is... Now I want to get a Cinnabon. Yeah, I was going to say, is that like the plural of Cinnabon? That's a mall open, too. No, I think... Well, I did a Google search, and Cinnabar is the name of the...
Starting point is 02:32:02 That's a color of Fiestaware, Cinnabar. Well, it is used for a color. But it's like the ore part of mercury, the mineral part of mercury. So it's apparently like a toxic type of substance. Oh, you don't want to put that on a plate. No, no.
Starting point is 02:32:19 Especially some fiesta ware. Cinnabaris might be, if you did unfortunately put that on a plate and happened to ingest it, get a little case of Cinnabaris. I want Cinnabaris. No, you don't want that. I do want like a Cinnabun candy bar now, though. Cinnabun candy bar?
Starting point is 02:32:37 Like Cinnabun on the go. Cinnabars. That's the worst dessert idea you've ever come up with. Terrible. I disagree. I've come up with some pretty bad ones. That's the worst dessert idea you've ever come up with. Terrible. I disagree. I've come up with some pretty bad ones. That's the worst one. All right.
Starting point is 02:32:48 That's worse than the chocolate-covered combos. What? With the peanut butter filling? Well, peanut butter filling. That's a good idea. Yeah, no cheese in there, though. Well, Dave, cheese is... Well, actually, now that you say it,
Starting point is 02:33:00 I could go for some cheese combos with chocolate on the outside. Chocolate and cheese is never a good combination. You know. Depends on the cheese. It can't be a cheesy cheese. Different strokes for different folks. It can't be anything like a foot kind of cheese. Like a foot.
Starting point is 02:33:16 Like footy cheese. Okay, I know what you mean. All right. All right, so what are you going to play off this day, Bane? This is just the start of the A side. C20 from Cinebaris. I think it's just called Winter Rehearsals in 2014 out on Unseen Forest. Let me take a look at that.
Starting point is 02:33:36 It's a nice little J-card. Yeah, I like this little ripped out of an old encyclopedia picture of a plane here on the cover with just the typewriter font going on all over it. A little bit of detail on the inside. Trying to get some words out of my mouth. Let me see it. Now you want to see it. Let me see it.
Starting point is 02:33:54 I do something, then Dave's got to get in on it. Every time. I started wearing tank tops, he started wearing tank tops. I got into surfing. Yo, have you seen that shit, like the extreme sitting or whatever it is? Extreme sitting? It's like these dudes who have like these stools. I don't know if they're actually stools or if they're something else,
Starting point is 02:34:14 but they have like a base on it. They're shaped kind of like an hourglass would be. So you can sit on like either side, and they'll run with them and spin it and like jump on top and like go down like steps and then get to the bottom and spin it and jump on top and go down steps and then get to the bottom and sit on it. This is a real thing? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:34:28 I'll show you a video in a little bit. A lot of people talking shit. I think it's awesome. Did you know it's easier to poop when you squat down than it is on the toilet? I saw something on Facebook about that. Like if you squat all the way down? Like if you were to... Yeah, like squat.
Starting point is 02:34:42 Like hover squat. Like you were doing leapfrog kind of. Yeah, that makes sense. Because apparently you bend your, yeah, like squat. Like hover squat. Like you were doing leapfrog kind of. Yeah, that makes sense. Because apparently you bend your colon in half kind of. It's a good way to give birth. When you sit on the toilet. And onto the bar and just give it hell. The more you know.
Starting point is 02:34:54 Yeah, it comes out faster and easier if you just squat. All right, well, everybody squat down because we're going to give some birth to, what is the name of this project? Cinnabaris. Cinnabaris. Winter rehearsal tape on Unseen Force. You're so good with words, Mike. And here we go. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The End Thank you. Cinnaborus. That was tight.
Starting point is 02:41:01 Yeah, I like when people have it set up on Twitter that it's like, it says, you know, I like the YouTube video. Who gives a fuck? That was awesome. Who has this on Twitter? Everybody. There's people who do that. My top three Last.fm artists.
Starting point is 02:41:15 Remind me of old Skullflower. Last.fm really kind of gets under my skin after a while. Don't get Cinnabaris. Yeah. It'll kill you apparently, right? It's not good. It's not good. You don't want it. It's poison that you do not want.
Starting point is 02:41:30 Get the tape. That was tight. Out on Unseen Forest. Reminds me of old Skullflower stuff. I can get behind that. I remember once the year they played No Fun Fest.
Starting point is 02:41:49 It was at the Brooklyn Hall of music or something like that it was a place that had um what are these things called where they put like the names of who's playing tonight outside a marquee and it said skullflower and uh these like four like you know just norms walked by. Squares. And they looked at it and they said, Skullflower, that might be the dumbest name I've ever heard. And then one of them said, take a picture of me standing in front of it. And they stood in front of the marquee and got their picture taken.
Starting point is 02:42:14 Then they looked at their phone and was like, that's so stupid. I don't even know, why would you see a band name, think it's bad, and be like, I better get a picture in front of that. You have to remember it forever. I got to remember this. Capture this moment.
Starting point is 02:42:28 All right, Dave, what are you taking us out with tonight? I'm going to do this project called Rash. Rash. Fucking A, man. I got a rash. Another Carbon Records, Jim. This is a duo of R. Scott Oliver and Patrick Doyle. And that's something else on carbon.
Starting point is 02:42:46 Yep. Something else on carbon. Doubled as a carbon. And this is like guitar droney stuff. It sounds like old earth stuff to me before they got all sad. Lonely cowboy. Right. They did do that.
Starting point is 02:42:59 Yeah. I mean, I still like that stuff, but it's good. I kind of miss the early stuff. Yes. Kind of miss when it was like... They went from the weight of the earth to salt of the earth. Oh, good one. And their discography.
Starting point is 02:43:12 That makes you think. Uh-huh. You were on your way over here and forgot this tape and went home and got it. Yeah, I really wanted to play this. So it better be a good one. I fell asleep to it. Oh, yeah? So you don't know what it sounds like.
Starting point is 02:43:23 Well... No, that's a good sign. Yeah. So we're gonna start it on the A side. You got a label bubble here. Yeah, just leave that alone. No, you can get that down. If you're affixing a label to a shell, don't leave the...
Starting point is 02:43:38 See, look at that little dimple. You're never gonna get rid of that. Well, you get a little needle. This is the last time this tape enters my house. Alright, you want side A? That's what you think. You want side A? I'm going to put it in your mailbox.
Starting point is 02:43:51 Side A, the side that's rewound. I don't have a mailbox. All right, rash. Rash, good night. Episode 42, thanks to- Hold on, I might have some things to say. Thanks to- I feel like he some things to say. Thanks to... I feel like he's rushing me out.
Starting point is 02:44:06 Thanks to... No shout-outs? Yeah, thanks to Tristan Bath for sending the... The intro. The intro over. Patriotic. Check out his tape column. Spools out.
Starting point is 02:44:18 Real original name, Tristan. Over at the quietest. Never let that one go. No, you can't. Oh, everyone should have, all the Chrome donors should have their Circuit Rider tapes
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Starting point is 02:45:28 the time flies. And can you believe you've already been here for two years? It's, I can't, it really is. He literally can't believe it. Speechless. All right.
Starting point is 02:45:36 Episode 42. Good night. Or good evening. Or good morning. One of those is right. Rash. one of those is right rash © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you.

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