Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #42 | 3.8.14
Episode Date: March 8, 2014Andreas Brandal, A.P. Vague, Anthony Janas, En Nihil, Pillowdiver, Nighthammer, Ay Fast, Sunatirene, Tumul, Wrong Signals, Peoples Temple, Tiger Village, Dane Patterson, Cinnabaris, and Rash. ...
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Hey, this is Tristan Bath.
Changes my middle name.
From Tabs, I mean, Spools Out.
Do I make you horny, baby?
You're listening to Tabs Out. Have some respect.
Stand up, boys.
Have some respect.
On your feet.
For another country.
That's all.
Yeah.
Do you put your hand over your heart?
I put my hands over my ears.
You got that right.
I get an American flag I jammed in my ear when that one's playing.
Forget about it.
My father didn't, my grandfather didn't fight them in Nam to sit here and listen to that shit.
Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 42.
Damn.
Tristan Bath, our arch nemesis there with the intro.
Are we over the hill? 42? Is that what happens?
Are we going to have that discussion every
episode since 39? Did we have that already?
Uh, yeah.
We did. That's how it works, though.
Yeah. Yeah. It's a reoccurring joke.
People love him.
Ian back in the studio tonight. Yo.
What's going on, Ian? Not much.
What's going on, guys? Joby apparently just doesn't
want to do this anymore.
Was he here last time? He was here last time, right? Yeah want to do this anymore. Was he here last
time?
He was here last
time, right?
Yeah, he did it
last time.
Did he?
Yeah, I think so.
Episode 44.
Don't ask me
anything.
No, you don't
have any shit.
Now, Ian, a little
pointer for you.
Yeah.
I'm going to say,
I love the baritone.
Right.
You know, we need
a baritone in our
crew.
Right.
We need like, you
know, when you got
us over here, we
need like a Marvin
Gaye type character.
Yeah, I'm here to even it out.
Just get the volume up a little bit.
It was really hard to hear you last time.
Clear the throat.
That's my fault more than his fault.
Well, I'm not.
I'll get right up.
I'm going through him at you.
Get right up on the mic.
Yeah, get right up on there.
Right up on the mic.
That's all right.
For some reason, whoever sits in that seat, we can't hear.
Yeah, it must be the chair.
I think it is because Joe B. is always way back here.
John Pyle's always texting.
He's on Instagram.
Well, they both do that, kind of.
Yeah, yeah, they both do that.
I mean, that's also a Bose noise reduction chair.
He's sitting in it.
The fabric itself sucks in all sound.
Yeah, it's not even my fault, then.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's the fine people of Bo's fault.
Alright, who wants to get a...
Who wants to kick things off tonight? Episode number 42.
Why don't you go ahead, Mike? You want me to go?
You go, and we'll go around this way.
Stir the pot.
Try to go in the same
direction this time. Yeah, yeah.
So we're gonna go clockwise.
Yep. Okay. I'll start it off. I got one right here. I got one already in the same direction this time. Yeah, yeah. So we're going to go clockwise. Yep.
Okay.
I'll start it off.
I got one right here.
I got one already in the deck.
In the deck, huh? In the deck.
New one.
Actually, not even out yet.
Coming out, I believe, this week.
New Bachelor on Tranquility tapes.
I think they have four of them coming out.
Taped by, I think, I'm going to say Bedroom, Glass House, maybe somebody called Cask. have four of them coming out uh taped by i think i'm gonna say bedroom glass house
maybe somebody called cask i think that's it see if i can reach it real quick
i'm looking guys has numbers cask something or is it just cask i think it's just cask
have you heard of something that's cask with numbers in it? They're right there. Here it is.
Cask, yeah. Nice, good call.
I like the artwork on here.
It's kind of a little bit
of
branching out a little bit. On this one,
the Andres Brandl tape, what's the title of this one?
Hidden Rooms.
Hidden Rooms. Nice.
It's kind of like a
psychedelic landscape, kind of.
Yeah, it's definitely different than Caroline Teagle's normal artwork.
It definitely still looks...
It's definitely of the same style.
Yeah.
But there's more of a...
There's more going on.
There's more of a...
The rest are kind of like patterns.
A repeating pattern.
Yeah, where this one's more of like a...
Not a landscape, but it looks like
suns and stuff like that going on.
I'm going to assume this is her handwriting also.
Yeah, why? You got a problem with it? No, I like it.
I think it's good. No, we've talked about the handwriting before.
You know we got
into that. This tape
is so, so fucking
good. A lot of
guitar stuff, a lot of synth
stuff. I think it's a long one too i'm not
really sure how long it is how many tracks are on there you keep opening up to the inside that
inside is blank well just stop it check every time yeah it's like you you know one two count
them up keep looking in the refrigerator you know there's nothing five six seven eight nine maybe
nine tracks and i'm gonna play something i forget i you know what i'm
not even gonna get into if it's on the a side or the b side i forget i was listening to it a few
times i found the track i wanted earlier i stopped it and we're gonna play that track so let's kick
off episode 42 with the track off the you want this dave yeah is that why you're putting that
huge paw on my face yeah i was i was just going to say, I haven't heard anything from Andreas Brandl.
Have you seen anything recently that he's put out aside from this?
No, I haven't.
Because he was pretty active for a while and then just kind of didn't hear anything.
Yeah, I don't know.
So it's cool to see some new stuff.
Yeah, especially this one.
This one's really good.
And like I said, out I believe sometime, what's today, the 7th?
This will be up the 8th.
I think this week, I'm going to say this week it's going to be out.
You got the tabs out promise.
The guarantee.
The guarantee.
It's guaranteed.
If it doesn't come out.
If it doesn't come out, Franklin Teagle will mail everyone a free copy.
All right, well, Andres Brandl, give me the name of that tape again.
Hidden Rooms.
Hidden Rooms.
Something off of that tape on Tranquility Tapes.
Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Damn, girl.
Hot one from Andreas Brandl. That was good. Damn, girl.
Hot one from Andreas Brandl.
That was good.
On coming out, possibly out now or coming out,
depending on when you're listening to this on Tranquility Tapes.
That dude changes it up so much.
Hot one.
Scorcher.
Yeah.
Melting the snow.
Andreas Brandl melting the snow there with that new one.
All right, Ian.
Ian character.
Now remember, we enjoyed the baritone.
Yeah.
But the loudness needs a raise.
I got you.
All right, you know what to do.
You've done this before.
Once.
Sophomore effort.
All right, Ian, ready?
Go.
Damn, a lot of pressure.
Put him on the spot, Mike.
Put him right on the spot.
Everyone's in the world.
The whole world is watching.
All right, I'm going to play something from this AP Vague tape picked up at the last Final Friday show last week here in Newark, Delaware.
Still in Newark, Delaware.
Yeah.
Nice. Yeah, this dude plays a set that's pretty killer. Philly guy, I think? Yeah Newark, Delaware. Yeah. Nice.
Yeah, this dude plays a set that's pretty killer.
Philly guy, I think?
Yeah, I think he lives in Philly. Or based out of Philly.
This is a really good one.
It's a lot of collection of different live stuff.
Is Uhura the name of the tape?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, Uhura is the name of the tape.
And then it's in a, what would you call this?
It's like an O-card.
Let me get my pulse on this.
Yeah, I don't know what this material is.
Is it like canvas-y?
It's canvas-y, but it's real story.
It's like canvas wrapped around, what is this paper called?
Joe B. would know.
God, I wish Joe B. was here.
No offense to you, Ian, but God damn it.
I can't measure up in that department.
Okay, so there's like a really thick paper. Not even like a paper, like a mat board. no offense to you Ian but god damn it I can't measure up in that department
so there's like a really thick paper
not even like a paper like a mat board
wrapped in like a canvas type thing
we don't need Joe get the fuck out of here
and it's like wrapped all the way around in an O card
and there's a piece of the black on the back
and what is it stamped on the front
yeah stamped on the front
this guy has been sending us tapes for a long time
and we just never got around to playing any of them but they're all really good Yeah, stamped on the front. Uhuru. This guy has been sending us tapes for a long time.
And we just never got around to playing any of them.
But they're all really good.
Years.
Before we started the podcast, he was like, just in case you guys ever start a podcast where you play cassettes, here's a few.
And I was just like, at the time, I was like, what is this stuff?
It was coming to my parents' house.
What's a podcast?
Yeah.
It's like 1992.
I was like, yeah, exactly.
So, yeah, I picked this one up and another one at the show really good stuff this is like a i think you said it's a c90 lots of stuff on here
long player and it's got a little insert pull out sort of folded around the the tape here with all
the track titles i like that and a little bit of on And a little bit of description.
A description of the live.
Hailing frequencies recorded at
world headquarters in Wichita, Kansas.
Wichita. Beautiful this time
of year. Little blurbs. Little information
about the tracks. I like a little
extra step. Yeah, I like a little...
It puts me in a place where I can enjoy it.
I like a little context.
Yeah, why not?
Good titles, too.
Composition for Electric Piano and Vine App.
That's awesome.
Another one with composition for Dobro and Vine.
No app, though, huh?
Just Vine?
Well, no, the app, but I'm assuming...
Okay.
Well, he may have used the site.
Yeah.
He was on a laptop.
No, real good stuff.
You got this queued up to anything, or you just played from the beginning?
Play from the beginning, B-side.
B-side?
Yeah.
All right.
A cut from AP Vague.
What's the name of the tape?
Uhuru.
Uhuru.
Self-released?
Uhuru.
I believe it's self-released, yeah.
No, maybe it's off of Bluebird recordings.
Which is his label, right?
Bluebird, I think.
Is it his?
He's put out a bunch on there.
I think it is.
We'll assume it is.
All right.
Rev your engines.
Rev your engines. I don't know. We are now at the end of the walk. Thank you. I'm going to take a deep breath. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the right. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you.
AP Vague, live cut off of Uhuru.
Uhuru.
I like the little bagpipes at the end,
or whatever it was.
It was tight.
Did we mention that he does visuals and stuff when he plays?
At least he did last time. Yeah yeah the only time i've seen him i'm pretty sure that's a
staple of his yeah his performance real good stuff yeah i didn't get a chance to talk to him at that
gig uh he came in with the dude josh who was doing the show yeah and got introduced as like his first
name but i didn't know his name and the whole night I had no clue who he was. And then it's replayed.
Then you knew. I suddenly did. Now I know.
By way of eyes and brain I knew. That's how it works.
Alright Dave. Dave's Corner. What do you got?
What cassette tape you got?
Dave what tape do you have? Dave what are you gonna
play?
Dave what do you got? I don't know.
Alright he doesn't know.
First tape he's out.
Smoke coming out of his ears.
I'm going to play this new one off of Catholic tapes.
Catholic, out of hibernation.
Yeah.
Coming back from the dead.
Well, not the dead.
Like Jesus.
You know, when bears come out of hibernation, they weren't dead, Dave.
Bears don't die and then become reborn after, like, what, the winter?
When are they hibernating? Bears aren't Jesus. Yeah, that's true. Well, you don't know. Bears don't die and then become reborn after like what the winter? When are they hibernating? Bears aren't Jesus.
Bears aren't Jesus. Well you don't know.
Bears aren't Catholic. Expect
me in many forms for I the Lord
may maintain
maintain abilities to
transform Psalms 17.
Stop waving your hand around. Well when
I preach I lose control.
I get the spirit in me.
The Holy Ghost. Holy ghost.
Some offerings.
This is some guy named Anthony
Jonas.
Anthony.
That J card was like stuffed in there.
I don't really know much about this dude
to be honest. Mike, do you know anything
about this guy? You got this tape too, right?
Yeah, I got that tape. I haven't got a chance to play it all the way
through yet.
I wrote something about it.
I put something up on the site
about it. That's a good thing you wrote about it.
You didn't listen to the whole thing.
I listened to
it online and then I listened
to part of the tape when I got it.
The whole tape played. Stuff's going on.
I got water boiling. I got it. Okay. The whole tape played. I just, you know, stuff's going on. Stuff's going on. I got water boiling.
I got stuff overheating.
Things are flying around.
I got stuff getting too cold.
I got stuff getting too hot.
Playing with your remote control helicopter.
Yeah, I got the helicopter going, accidentally tied to my penis.
What are you doing that for?
No, accidentally.
Who's this guy on the front here?
He's a little guy.
This is the kind of shit my mom has.
Oh, yeah.
Little sculptures.
Super depressing. Yeah. Little porcelain. He's a little guy. This is the kind of shit my mom has. Oh yeah. Little sculptures. Super depressing.
Yeah.
Little porcelain.
Little porcelain guy
little porcelain guy.
It's like she just finds
she finds it at like
a dollar store
and buys ten of them.
My mom likes
little angels
like chubby angels
naked chubby angels
that are children
for some reason.
Cherubs.
Cherubs.
Yeah.
And homeless
homeless figurines.
Why do you like little
homeless people all around? She puts little homeless
people all around the house. I don't understand. To remind her
that she's blessed to have a home.
I saw Naked Chubby Children
live in concert one time.
It was Spin Doctors, Soul Asylum,
The Peppers, and Naked Chubby Children.
Naked Chubby Children. Electric Factory.
No, it was at a... I tried to think of something funny i couldn't yeah all right it
was a deep blue something uh benefit yeah all right anthony janice janice whatever funny and
pretty cassette brand new one oh i gotta say something else about this j card that i really
like because the cover it's got this little porcelain fella.
And the background's all pink.
And then the next panel is pretty much all pink, except for a little white text on the bottom.
But I really like, first of all, these white and black outlines around the whole card.
Yeah, that's nice. And I like when you fold it up, I like how the back flap and the spine are black against that pink.
Yeah. That's pretty awesome. It's a good look. It is a good look.
What color is the tape?
Nah. Yeah.
Standard with a little black and white.
Whatever.
That's the part you have to look at the least. I'm not going to let that rain on my parade.
At least you don't have to look at that while
it's playing. Well, I'm going to.
I'm going to flash light out, get real close.
Did you notice on that tape deck how it
magnifies the...
If you look in there, it magnifies
the spools. I have no light on my side
on this table, so I can't really see anything in there.
But now I'm
boiling with mystery.
I've got the same thing at home.
For those wondering what's going on,
I have the same deck at home, and that's how I know.
Here it is. Just in case you're like wait how does he know
yeah something else introduce this taping um here's a part of the ball of wax Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Anthony Jonas.
I'm not even talking this time.
Catholic tapes.
We had a good back and forth and Dave didn't unmute our mics.
Yeah, well, you know, things happen.
And you do a back and forth with Dave.
I liked it.
For the record.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Yeah, good tape.
New one on Catholic who also have out a Brett brett nawkey seven inch pick both those
up from catholic tapes catholic tapes at your leisure you can't i think it's weird when when uh
tape label puts out a record and they still call themselves tapes do you yeah i don't what do you
think about when somebody has the names records records, something records, and they put it on a tape?
Yeah, but records transcends just like a vinyl record.
All formats.
And time, space.
It's a great record.
It could be on CD, but yeah, that new record is awesome.
Which one?
You're talking about a CD.
What's he talking about?
No, I would never say that and be talking about a CD.
You take that back right now.
You put those filthy words back in your ugly mouth.
All right, my turn?
Yep.
You know what I'm going to play?
We got a package from a label called Out of Body Records,
and I think they've only put out tapes.
There you go.
Very topical.
See, I like that.
A lot going on.
You've opened yourself up for any,
you can put out any format now
to cut yourself records i want to talk about this logo real quick because i do not like it
take a look at take a look at this okay it's like two people humanoid yeah like
like uh it's like a top view of two people but they they're so bubbly in every part of their body.
Like the buttocks.
There's like- Dough people.
It's very doughy, but well-formed dough everywhere.
I like it.
You would like it.
What's wrong with it?
This is the kind of shit you look at all the time.
I just can't get-
You just don't like that the bodies are doughy?
Well, it's not doughy.
It's not like your ideal figure? No, it's not that they're doughy that I don't like that the bodies are doughy? Well, it's not doughy. It's not like your ideal figure?
No, it's not that they're doughy that I don't like it.
It's the fact that everything is like,
everything is in a little ball.
You know what I mean?
Like there's little grids of body everywhere all over.
I think that's just their muscles.
That's what people's muscles look like.
The top guy, that's his back though.
What are those muscles underneath his shoulder?
Those are back muscles.
Just general back muscles?
Yeah.
Just general back muscles.
I like how we all have a different tape on this label.
We're all looking at it.
Dave, Jesus Christ, are you yawning already?
We've only done one round of tapes.
Don't yawn into the mic, by the way, all all right we've been getting complaints from listeners oh yeah you're taking everybody out you're taking everyone out of the mood oh yeah i like to keep
it fresh yeah anyway this label i don't want jerky uh sent us a package of tapes uh opponents
you too jerky you hear me a good point about me on it a fucking burner from
matthew acres called a history of arson total like uh sci-fi movie synthesizer stuff which is
fucking incredible and then this split from x nine x nihil and filth and nihil
oh i thought it was x that's n such a fucking idiot i don't know why I thought that was X, Nihil.
I don't know.
Because you're stupid.
I think I wrote that down somewhere, too.
I got to change that wherever I wrote that down.
You're stupid.
Filth is the dude who does this label, which have you guys, do you guys remember that band
that did like a split with Blatz, a split seven-inch with Blatz like back in the 90s?
That punk band, Filth?
I don't.
Nope.
I guess he didn't either, because he just used the name.
I don't know.
What is the limit?
Like, when can you reuse a name, a band name?
I don't know.
I feel like there's a couple band names on Discogs where there's, like, 11 of them.
Yeah.
And I also want to know, like, how, like, well-known does the band need to be if you can reuse it?
And how generic?
Because the name Filth is kind of like, I'm sure there's been, like, 20 bands and stuff named Filth.
Well, like, I know if you're, like, a bigger band, like, you know, you'd probably get, like, a cease and desist if, like, you.
Well, I don't mean, like, that big.
But I think that's how big you have to be.
Okay.
Before, you know what I mean? But I'm saying acceptable to you. well i don't mean like that big but i think that's how big you have to be okay before you
you know what i mean but i'm saying i'm saying acceptable to you oh i mean i don't know you know
i everybody has a band on the internet now so i guess i have like the threshold a little higher
for me okay i mean you know especially when it's like a one or two word thing and there's bound to
be like 14 you know bands with that name i'm gonna i'm gonna
say mid-level for me if if i know of a band that's on a decently sized label and they're out there
in the country touring doing stuff and then i see somebody else some other little filth running
around other little filth he should change his name to other little Phil
no you know what I mean
no definitely
if it's like an established band
that's been around you know what I mean
that's one thing like there's no excuse
if you don't know that
other band exists then you're clearly
doing it on purpose but not to say that this
is the case here yeah I'm not saying that
so what if there's a guy named Bob Dylan and he just wants to go by Bob Dylan are but not to say that this is the case here. Yeah, I'm not saying that. So what if there's a guy named Bob Dylan
and he just wants to go by Bob Dylan?
Are you allowed to do that?
I would encourage that. There's like the Screen Actors Guild
so you can't reuse the name. Is there something like that
for musicians? I don't know. I don't know either.
Dave Matthews, that's a pretty generic name, right?
I love me some Dave Matthews.
You bring any Dave tapes?
Alright, well I'm going to
play something on that.
N Nihil. God, I on that. N Nihil.
N Nihil.
God, I thought that was X Nihil.
That's why I'm here.
Thanks for coming.
Is that a label or is that printed on the...
Oh damn, this is a...
I thought this was like white on black shell.
Whatever it is, it's gone now.
Mike just rubbed it off.
He's got
a black shell with a
black label.
Well, a white label with a
printed mostly black.
The text is white.
That's a dense black.
Normally you can tell when it's printed black.
That didn't come off of a laser jet.
Nah, he's not doing this at home.
Alright, well the first track off the N, N, Nihil side, not X, for those Googling, for those playing
at home, Tribes of the Black Ash is the name.
And here, God, I was just about to say, here's a taste.
Gotta figure out a new way to introduce tapes.
Pop this in your ears.
And get your ears, move the couch
away from your ears.
Because you're not going to want
to sit in it.
You fucker. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go I can do it. I'm sorry. We'll be right back. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. and nihil from the split with Filth on Out of Body Records.
That was heavy.
Yeah, man.
Really good tape.
Filthside's really good, too.
It's not the Filth that put out that split on Lookout Records.
I think it was on Lookout Records.
I don't really remember much about that Filth.
There's lots of different Filth.
Filth.
Filth everywhere.
You can look up Filth on Discogs and see how many there are.
Filth, flarn.
I mean, how many do you think there are?
You can't just go on stage saying filth, flarn, filth.
There's probably, I'm going to say over under 10.
I'm going to go over.
I'm asking for a specific number.
All right, I'll go 12.
Dave, what do you say?
400.
400. 18 400. 400.
181.
Wow.
Okay, so anyone can go.
It's public domain.
I was closer.
I wonder who the first, who got number one?
It looks like the band on Lookout that has split with Blatz is number two.
It'd be awesome if that filth was number one and be be like, oh wait, holy shit, you know what?
Let me check this real quick.
The filth that we just played is number six.
What?
Wow.
Some of these must be doubles or something.
Oh, we didn't just play filth.
We played, but you know what I mean.
Doubles.
Oh, you know what?
Hold on, I'm sorry.
After nine filths, then we go ancient filth, angels and filth, anonymous filth, atomic
filth, atrocious filth, caustic filth, dandy filth.
Not as close as I was, Ian.
Digital filth, DJ filth.
I believe I was the closer one.
Dr. Filth spelled out, and then Dr. Filth DR filth.
Dr. Filth 2, Filth Beast, Filth Collins.
Let's do a few more. We got to track down some Filth Beast Filth Collins Let's do a few more
We gotta track down some Filth Collins
Filth Generation
Filth Generator
Filth Hounds
Filth Mattress
Filth Militia
Filth and Muck
Filth P
Filth Patrol
Filth and Piss
Filth Pro
Not the Amateurs
Filth Rockers
Filth Rockers sounds like a tag team from the WWF
Or like a
Oh no here's another good one Filth Spectre Filth and Splendor Filth Rockers sounds like a tag team from the WWF. Or like a... Oh no, here's another good one. Filth
Spectre. Filth and Splendor.
Filth Stylers.
The Filth. The Filth 2. The Filth 3.
Filth Tribe. Freddy Filth.
Grandmaster Filth. Greedy Filth.
Mozart's Filth.
Mr. Filth. Percy Filth.
Percy Filth 2.
Lord Percy Filth.
Pink Filth. Pure Filth. Pure Filth 2. Putrid Filth. Richie Filth Pink Filth Pure Filth
Pure Filth 2
Putrid Filth
Richie Filth
There's gonna be like
An 80 year old man
One day that says
Yeah I used to be
In a band with my friends
Back in the day
Called Mozart's Filth
There's gonna be some
Nice old man in a nursing home
I wanna do one more
But I don't know
Which one I wanna end with
So I'll end with
I'll do
I'll do three
Sticky Filth
Shit Filth I'm gonna end with this one'll do three. Sticky filth, shit filth.
I'm going to end with this one.
Dave, stop real quick.
I need quiet for this one.
Bizarre filth cum.
That was terrible.
All right.
Whose turn is it?
I can't believe you made me shut up for that.
That was a good one.
Bizarre filth cum.
I'm going to check them out while we're doing this.
All right, Ian, you're up.
Absolutely terrible.
All right.
I got one. They got split with
sewer gore. That's better.
Oh god, and that label
name is harmful. I don't even
want to talk about the label name that...
Now you gotta mention it.
Now I'm not gonna mention it.
I don't like that.
They were a lo-fi porno grind project.
The fuck is porno grind?
It's a real thing, apparently.
I just read it, so there we are.
All right, what do you got?
I got one.
This is a self-released one from a German dude,
a droner guy.
It goes by the project name Pillow Diver.
Pillow Diver? Pillow Diver?
Pillow Diver.
That might be porno grind.
Real name, Rene Margraf.
Really good stuff.
This is a sort of, as he put it out,
an intermediary kind of thing before an album comes out.
So one side, you've got a collection of tracks,
and the flip side is a live cut.
C30 just came out.
Another O-card for you, huh?
Yeah, totally blank, stamp on the front with all the pertinence,
but real minimal stuff.
A lot of his style is a real minimal drone kind of thing.
This is the second tape you played tonight both in white O cards
with just black stamping on the front
just text
you going for a theme tonight?
you know another pattern I noticed
that the first three tapes we played
the artist name all began with the letter A
I see it everywhere.
I'm like a beautiful mind sometimes.
I'm just looking at what we're playing
and A's are floating by.
So you said this guy was from where?
Germany.
I love the Germans.
Yep.
I bet Germans love Ikea's.
What's that, Swedish?
Yeah, but I bet they love it.
The order, everything that has a place but i bet they love it the order everything that
has a place yeah i love it too i've been seeing a lot of ikea's getting rid of the expedite but
i hear they're getting rid of it in germany just in germany yeah that's why here and i hear they're
replacing it with something else yeah they're coming out with something that's it's practically
the same yeah people are freaking out people are are losing their shit about just, I mean, go buy another expedite
right now. How many expedites do you need?
How many records do you got?
A 5x5, how many records
do you think a 5x5 expedite holds?
Like over a thousand, right? At least a thousand,
I would think, yeah. So if you already have
one expedite, and you get another,
it's gotta be
enough to hold you around. That's 2,000, and if you get a third,
how many is that? I don't know. a third how many is that I think
I don't know you guys lost me
2001 so you would be able to hold one more record
yeah so
if you get one more just get one more expedit
if you get 2002 records
right
so let's play a little bit off this tape
what is it
this is the uh a side
collection of tracks called the way in i believe the way in off uh
i think i think it's not even self-titled it's just called the way in slash
flimmer and this is a flip side but this is the way in all right but what's the artist name uh
pillow diver pillow diver all right let's the artist's name? Pillow Diver.
Pillow Diver.
All right.
Self-released.
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so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
so so It's Pillow Diver.
I believe that was the B-side live cut, Flimmern.
Hold me close, Pillow Diver.
So is he diving into pillows?
Or is he diving for pillows?
I think it's diving into pillows.
Into pillows?
Yeah.
I'd love to dive into pillows.
In a dream state, hitting that cold pillow.
Oh, you flip the pillow over in the middle of the night?
Yeah.
You get the cold side?
I pictured somebody scuba diving for pillows.
Oh, they're looking for pillows.
Oh, that's like where you get pillows from.
It's like down at the bottom, and it's real heavy because it's like all soaked.
Oh, because it's all wet?
Yeah.
Well, it's not heavy in the water, right?
Because it's just-
And like the pillowcase has like sand in it because it's been down there so long. Don't get me started on that. it's like all soaked. Oh, because it's all wet? Yeah. Well, it's not heavy in the water, right? Because it's just... And like the pillowcase has like sand in it
because it's been down there so long.
Don't get me started on that.
That's a tough job.
Yeah.
My uncle used to be a pillow diver.
And then when you get that...
Well, the thing is you have to rake for them like clams.
Yeah.
No, my uncle...
My uncle Richmond was a pillow diver.
He died going for a body pillow.
They told him don't do it.
He hadn't been...
Oh, you don't go for it.
He hadn't been doing it long enough. They said those are for the veterans. You know? He was a body pillow. They told him don't do it. He hasn't been doing it long enough.
They said those are for the veterans.
You know? He was a good man.
Moment of silence.
Alright, Dave, what do you got?
I'm gonna try this tape.
He's gonna try it.
Who knows if it'll work.
He's gonna hand me a tape.
It's gonna be be like all shredded
wheat and all cracked open.
That's what I meant. Try this.
That's what I meant. Smarty, that's what I meant.
You're going to have to rewind this.
B-side. Rewind it all the way.
It was Project Nighthammer on
this label
Tesla Tapes.
Like the famous
inventor. Did we play something on Tesla tapes the last time?
I don't know.
I feel like we did.
Did we?
That sounds very familiar.
Well, we got, this is from the last mail bag.
Okay, so probably not.
Unless we played like a cold one.
I don't think a cold one.
Like a cold one.
A hot listen.
No, a hot listen no a hot listen
we've been listening
to it a bunch
this is lukewarm
I just
just heard a little bit
yeah
you heard a little bit
a little bit
a little bit
but for some reason
I gotta rewind
the entire B-side
yeah
look you gave me
right then
I feel very intimidated
right now
if I was a dog
I would like
my tail would be
between my legs
I'd be backing up
and pushing my water bowl
over to you
so who is Nighthammer
it's a new project
besides the name I go by when I patrol the streets
you hear about that new guy out
cleaning up the streets
Nighthammer and then I'm like in the background
what's your attire
are you dressed
it's like a wooden shaft is your body
and then you got like a silver hammer like a rubber hammer well the suit but it's really top
heavy so you always fall over the suit is it it's all spandex but it's still a flannel top and a
denim bottom so i go by my normal outfit so it's like a it's a spandex but it looks like a button
up shirt and uh but it's real tight so it's like movement clothes it's like so spandex, but it looks like a button-up shirt. But it's real tight, so it's like movement clothes.
It's like, so in case I need to break into a dance or chase a bad guy.
And then, yeah, the helmet has a giant hammer.
It's like a six or eight foot hammer.
But it's paper mache, so it's real light.
It's constantly blowing off.
It's either blowing off or the neighborhood toughs are knocking it off.
So I've been through about eight or nine of them.
That's why I keep picturing people just like tipping you over.
I'm always finding it down in the lake.
They love throwing it in the lake.
I got to drag it out.
Nighthammer.
And I have a business card that just says Nighthammer.
You just fix nail pops and decks all around the city?
I do what?
You fix nail pops and decks and roofs all around the city?
I do a lot of Andy work. Bad guy chasing. Yeah, I do any kind You fix nail pops and decks and roofs all around the city. I do a lot of Andy work.
Bad guy chasing.
Yeah, I do any kind of construction work.
In the summer, I'm not going out in the cold.
I'm not doing any of this when it's cold out.
You could be cleaning up those potholes.
A lot of potholes.
It's an epidemic out there.
Hold on.
I'm going to turn the tape deck off.
No more tapes tonight.
I don't want to talk about potholes.
There seems to be a major
epidemic.
Alright. Nighthammer on Tesla
tapes. What's this tape called, Dave? This tape
is called Noy-X.
Noy-X.
New-X. New-X. Isn't that
pronounced Noy in German? I don't think so.
Oh.
I don't know the correct...
I bet Germans love Ikea.
Well, that Kratrock band that's spelled that way
apparently say Noi.
All right, well, that's what we'll go with.
So I'm just going to assume that is Noi,
and we're going to play a track,
or a piece of a track called 30 Day Hex on the B side.
And here's a sliver for your liver. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Nighthammer.
Let me see something.
Paroling.
That just charged my drill.
That doesn't even have a battery on it.
Damn, that was bad, bro.
Patrol the streets.
Nighthammer.
At night.
Looking for nail pops.
Just being a good citizen
I heard you have a nail pop in your roof
you put out like the
night hammer signal
the bad signal
that is not what I expected night hammer to sound like
but it's not like
a hammer it's like a sandwich
for some reason.
What, the signal?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a sandwich.
You couldn't afford the hammer cutoff.
I went to the superhero shop, the big one down on.
Well, no, that's not actually what happened.
I remember what happened.
What happened?
Well, you started off as Sandwich Man, but that didn't work out.
Sandwich Boy.
Yeah.
Because Sandwich Man was taken.
So I was.
Well, Hoagie Man was taken. I was a psychic sandwich boy. And then man was taken so i was but the hoagie man was taken that was a
psychic sandwich boy and then so i had the signal yeah and when i switch over to night hammer you
couldn't afford a new one you're not gonna believe what the fuck they're charging for night hammers
with hammer signs these days it's out crazy i was and i'm talking to the guy and i'm like
250 for the hammer signal he said 250 and i said250. And I said, you know what? I'll just use the sandwich signal.
And, you know, trying to call his bluff.
And he was like, all right, all right, $150.
But he was like, go ahead.
So now I got to.
Now I got to shine it up there.
And the weird thing is I'm the one who has it.
So it's not like someone puts it up and calls me.
I put it up and then act like someone's calling me.
And it's convenient because I'm already there.
You know
when you're needed, though. So you go to a
place, find the nail pop, and then
you project it into the sky.
Yeah, project it into the sky.
You take it in.
I'm lugging this thing around, and it's huge.
You got it in a radio flyer.
No, it doesn't fit
in a radio flyer, Dave. You gotta be kidding me. This thing's
huge. And I gotta bring around the... I got the generator.
I gotta bring out a backup bulb, because
these, they're like 300 watts, and they only last
like about 15 minutes, and they blow.
I don't have the good ones.
You get there, you find the nail pop, and then you put the
signal in the sky. I put the signal in the
sky. Yeah, man, I gotta get dressed.
Because that thing... I can't breathe in that
thing. Are you kidding me? You know how hot it
gets in that thing? And like I said, I'm
not doing it in the winter. I'm
only doing it in the summer, which I don't know why.
You'd figure if I was doing it in the winter, I'd say, nice, that cool temperature.
I'm sweating like a pig in that thing.
I gotta figure this out. I gotta rethink
this whole thing. Because I haven't caught anyone yet.
Yeah, I don't think you
understand to be a superhero. No,
it's a damn shame what happened to Hoagie Man, though.
I don't want to get into that.
Went down mayonnaise all over him.
Damn shame.
Whose turn is it?
I think it's your turn.
I don't know if I'm ready.
It's Nighthammer's turn.
It's always Nighthammer's turn.
Put your signal on.
It's going to take me a while.
I can't use the regular bulbs
because of Obama.
So now I've got to use the curly ones.
Alright, you know what I'm going to play? I'm going to play
a new one on a sound design
recording. David Russell's
label out of Cleveland.
This one is a split between
I guess you just say
A-Fest
A-Y-Fest
and
I-Fest
is it
well I just spelled it
so what do you need to say
sometimes that helps
I never actually had to say it before
I've always just either
like written in or
yeah I don't know
what do you think A-Fest
I'm gonna
yeah
A-Fest that's what my official answer
and a split with uh how do you say the next name how do you say that
i don't know probably zeke zeke not just zvk that's a v that is zvk
maybe it's you don't think you just say zvk probably like how would you say run dmc
like run dimpk all right you got a point every once while i do and uh all the sound design
record have you ever heard of this label ian i have not no uh all their stuff the shells get
stenciled and uh that's nice yeah it's a nice little two-color.
I feel like this is like a football team's color.
Like the...
It's like a purple...
Like the Ravens.
It's like...
No, not the Ravens at all.
The Ravens doesn't have blue.
This has some blue in it.
Yeah.
The Cardinals.
Is this part...
There's a Versus series that he does.
I'm not sure if this is part of it.
But you can get to the AFAS side.
It just came in the mail.
This dude shit, he doesn't put out as much as he used to.
But it's always a fun time.
It's always a good, fun time for the whole family.
You get around, you know, you're feeling down because of what happened to Sandwich Man.
You gather the family around the stereo.
Just pop into Mayfest and say it's okay.
It's Billy, Lucy.
It's going to be all right.
So let's get into this A-Fast split with Zook on a sound design recording.
Number 93.
And here she blows! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Thank you. A-Fest. A-Fest. It is A-Fest.
A-Fest.
It is A-Fest.
I just asked Adrian Bertolone,
fellow who does that project,
just asked him on the Facebook.
He says it's A.
So he got it.
The power of the internet.
The guy, I think,
he lives in Buffalo now.
I think he's originally from Cleveland
or spent some time in Cleveland.
Did his time in Cleveland.
There was a guy in my neighborhood here in Wilmington originally from Cleveland or spent some time in Cleveland. Did his time in Cleveland.
There was a guy in my neighborhood here in Wilmington who posted something in my neighborhood's Facebook page about setting up a play date with his three-year-old daughter.
And I was like, I got a three-year-old daughter.
I'll set up a play date with you.
But I noticed, the only reason why I did is because I noticed we had one mutual friend
and it was that guy.
Oh, small world.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, I guess he was like some sort of teacher somewhere in, I don't know where, maybe Buffalo, maybe somewhere else.
Tight?
Yeah, I thought that was kind of weird.
Your neighborhood has a Facebook page?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, people love to complain about dogs without leashes.
Leashes.
Love that.
That's classic. People parking in front of your driveway the people who have driveways never-ending battle i think i mean
i've only think there's like 10 driveways around here but the people who have them do not want you
parking in front of them and oh and there was a one there was one good uh story about someone said
how someone parked in front of their driveway, so they called 911.
True.
Makes sense.
But by the time 911 got there, the car was gone.
And it's like, so are you complaining about 911's response time to a non-issue,
or the fact that someone was in front of your house for like two minutes?
Yeah.
Oh, and the dogs without leashes forget about it.
Oh, they hate when the dogs don't have leashes.
A lot of people saying how nothing happened, but they felt threatened.
The presence alone.
Just the presence of an unleashed dog sets the neighborhood Facebook ablaze.
I'm trying to sell a pool table, though.
I put it on there.
No takers yet.
Give people an outlet to complain on.
Oh, they love complaining.
Oh, they love complaining about everything.
All right, Ian. your turn you have a valet service where you live don't you yeah i do that's fancy as shit it sounds pretty fancy actually they do a really good job
but it's it's kind of an inconvenience oh yeah what was it like tonight well
i got in you see it was like it got a little it got a little hairy tonight because
i got in late last night and they usually ask when you pull in like in the evening or whatever
do you want a special time for the next day so they can just pull it up and you don't have to
call down or whatever so i said yeah i'll take it at uh 7 p.m because i knew i was coming out
coming over here i wasn't sure what time i figured that would be a good one. So I go down there at 7
and my car's not there.
Son of a bitch.
And I'm like...
God damn it, Doris. I told you 7 o'clock.
And of course when I get there,
they don't make a big deal about it.
But I can tell they
hint that it was
my fault or whatever.
I should have called again or something.
How hard is it to write it in a book?
Remember a little 7 p.m.?
I don't understand why you have the service.
Why can't you just park your own car?
It's illegal.
It's a really small...
It's illegal just in that building?
It's a really small garage.
Okay, so they need a professional.
For some reason they require, like some some reason they require like some legal reason they
require somebody else to pull your car up but it's such such a hassle they pull it up garages under
12 foot by 13 foot and it's there's some tight corner oh you know what it is is because they
pull cars in you know what is it dragon is loose in there and then they and then they pull in ones
behind it or in front okay so there's more so there is loose in there. And then they pull in ones behind it.
Or in front of it. Oh, okay.
So there's more cars than there are spaces.
Yeah, they have to shuffle.
Okay, they have to shuffle.
So you leave.
Let me ask you this.
Do you have two sets of keys for your car?
I do.
They have my spare key.
Okay.
Can they get into the trunk?
I don't want doors getting into the trunk.
I got nothing.
You ever worry they're going to have sex in your car?
Or use it as a toilet and move on no
no
I would be
no
you ever worried Dave's gonna have sex in your car
all the time
Dave's gonna sneak out
I gotta use the bathroom
I worry about having sex in Ian's car all the time
so do I
I worry about everyone having sex in Ian's car
I hear it's the place of the day
I woke up in the middle of the night
and Jesse was like what's wrong I was like what if everyone having sex in Ian's car. I hear it's the place of the day. I woke up in the middle of the night, and Jesse was like, what's wrong?
I was like, what if I have sex in Ian's car?
I hear his car.
At night, they put a big neon sign that says the Feathered Coyote, and it's just Feathered
Coyote 24-Hour Sex Club.
And he comes back to get it, and they're like, you need your car now?
Ian, you said 6 o'clock tomorrow.
And you're like, why is Dars wearing all leather?
All right, what tape do you want to play?
What am I going to play?
I'm going to play one from The Crab himself.
Oh, shit.
Mr. Alex Holman.
Oh, shit.
Apartment 421 tapes.
Apartment 421 tapes.
This came in on the-
How much bric-a-brac-a-b this tape?
Whenever we talk about The Crab, this is Pinterest gone.
This is a little backstory.
We call him The Crab, the Delaware guy who moved Pinterest gone. This is a little backstory. We call him the crab,
Delaware guy who moved to Baltimore.
Well,
I love it.
He's got a little insert in here where she signed the crab.
Also,
he's running with it.
That's awesome.
Also,
he always looks wet.
So they were,
he does always look soaking wet.
He's like one of those,
uh,
animorphs.
Remember those?
No.
You remember those books?
No.
Your kids.
Oh,
it was a kids who like could transform into
animals temporarily oh man you guys are out there they get wet well yeah i mean well there wasn't
there wasn't a crab but i think there was one where they were a dolphin oh that would suck if
you turn into a dolphin in like a kmart parking lot you're just like flat in there but it's all
situational you know they didn't just
randomly do it okay it wasn't like all of a sudden it would happen like they would get like a pain
in their stomach and i'm gonna turn to a dolphin the only way to turn back to a kid is to have sex
in eaton's car that's the only antidote please that's what dar said. What tape is this? There's so much shit in there.
This is a split from...
I'm going to mess this up.
Suna Tyreen and Adam Foam.
Oh, Adam Foam.
He's in Bang Bros, that duo Bang Bros.
Oh, okay.
I think from Massachusetts or that area.
Yes, it's Boston on here.
Okay, yeah.
And then Suna Tyreen is from Baltimore, where the crab is now located.
Let me see this thing.
What is the cover?
Is this like a piece of newspaper?
It's a piece of like Hindi newspaper, I think.
Okay.
Oh, I've done some collage work myself.
This is like a piece of newspaper here from another country.
And there's a bunch of glitter paper and cut up tie-dyed paper all glued to it.
And hologram or holographic kind of stuff.
A lot of time and effort went into it.
I wouldn't say time and effort.
Well, no, look at that.
There's a little piece of paper on there.
I'm sure he wanted it to be just the newspaper,
and it was covered with stickiness because he's all wet,
and he dropped it on the floor where there's all this paper.
And I like how he put the little glitter sticker for their side
on the A side or the B side, maybe, of the actual tape.
Man, and I wonder if all the inserts,
this insert is handwritten on this piece of paper
and there's a lot of information.
You think he handwrote all of these?
Yeah, that's why he didn't come out the last Final Friday.
Because he's been handwriting these inserts.
I've got 20 done.
What side are you going to play?
I'm going to play something from the Sooner Tyrene
with that one sticking out.
Is that with the sticker on it?
Yeah.
I think it's just jumped in there somewhere.
I'm not sure.
All these titles are in a different language.
Good gems, though.
Suna Tyreen.
Suna Tyreen.
Their site is called Trepanen.
Trepanen.
Split with Adam Foam on Apartment 421 tapes.
All right.
Put on your swim trunks.
We're getting to the deep end.
Whip it out. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. soon it's hiring from a Trapannon apartment.
421 tapes.
421?
I always say 421.
421?
But it's like 420.
421 rolls off the tongue a little nicer.
Than 421?
Yeah.
421.
421 tapes.
421 tapes.
I like 421 tapes.
I like 421.
I like this little, Ian, you were pointing this out.
There's a little
tiny little. There's the insert
on one piece of paper that's like ripped off of something else.
And then there's another tiny little
slightly larger than a postage
stamp piece of like just torn off paper
that just says handwritten
Adam Foam and
whatever the name is. Suna Tyreen.
And then it says apartment 201, like the catalog number,
just written on something else because he ran out of room on the other insert.
That's the way he does it.
Goofball endeavor here.
The crab.
The crab strikes again.
Shenanigans.
Guys, pinchers all over that one.
What do you got, Dave?
I'm going to play this tape that came out on Carbon Records.
I like this label.
That's an upstate New York label. Yeah.
Rochester, maybe? Yep.
Joe Tunis, I believe, is the guy who does this label.
I don't know. I believe.
You believes? I believe.
Well, speaking of Joe Tunis,
I'm going to play a project with
Dr. Hamburger and Joe Tunis.
Oh, Dr. Hamburger's on this one.
I remember one time me, Captain Sandwich, and Dr. Hamburger.
Well, it was Captain Hoagie, and I was Sandwich Boy.
And Dr. Hamburger was the bad guy that killed Sandwich Man.
I can't believe you're going to play this, Dave.
This is a tape.
Did they misspell tuna?
Is it Joe Tuna and Dr. Hamburger? I was about to say it should be Joe Tunis. I got topell tuna? Is it Joe Tuna?
I was about to say it should be Joe Tunas.
I got to a first though, didn't I?
One step ahead.
This is a project called Tumul.
T-U-M-U-L.
And it was recorded live at the Bunker 2 as T'mo went through 6,000 spiritual states.
6,000? Yeah, 6,000 of them.
Jesus Christ.
That's a lot of spiritual states.
Overachiever. You know how much sex you can have in the back of Ian's
car while you're going through 6,000
spiritual states? A lot.
That's the only place I can get off
6,000 spiritual states.
We'll try to be playing here.
Get it on the A side, but we're going to rewind it.
To the beginning?
To the beginning.
Or like randomly?
No, to the very beginning of the tape.
All the way to the beginning, Mike.
Go to the beginning.
Wait until it stops rewinding.
That's how Sandwich Man would have wanted it.
I keep forgetting who was who.
I'm Sandwich Boy, and he was Captain Hoagie?
What was the name?
Captain Hoagie, I thought you said. Captain Hoagie what was the name captain hoagie i thought you said captain
hoagie that's a shame i guess it was just so long ago that it's just like a it's like a past
hamburger used his pickle ray on me i don't remember after all right so let's name this
project again tamal tamal give me more information uh Tamal on Carbon Records.
Days of all.
Carbon Records number 213.
Wow, getting up there.
Put your ears in the trowel because it's coming down the hatch. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. See you next time. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
I could sit down and say that for a while.
Yeah, that's a good one. That was good stuff.
Enjoy that on Carbon Records.
Yeah.
Dr. Hamburger strikes again.
All right, I'm going to play a tape on a label called Third Kind Records.
Send us a package.
Third Kind Blind. Third Kind. Third Eye Blind. Sent us a package. Third Kind Blind.
Third Eye Blind. It's the guy from Third Eye Blind's label.
I was looking for the other tape.
I'm going to give one more quick look.
Hurry up.
That's a long look. I didn't find it.
But I got this other tape by a project called
Wrong Signals. Tape's called
However, the Joke Became
Serious.
And I'm surprised. I'm going to show you guys guys this cover which you probably both have already seen it uh-huh uh-huh but i'm surprised
you don't see this more often yeah it's like a blank looks like you know a blank that you would
buy from like the 80s that just says like you know it has like uh some like orange and yellow
and white lines on the top it It says C40 real big.
It says compact cassette on the back.
It looks like a blank.
And then the tape also has a sticker on it that makes it look like you put a blank tape.
A blank label, yeah.
I'm surprised you don't see it more often.
Oh, and the inside of the J-Card has the lines to write the track listing.
I'm surprised you don't see that more often.
And I'm kind of glad you don't, because I bet a lot of people it would look really fucking dumb.
This crushes it.
This looks awesome.
And this tape, I don't know who Wrong Signals is, but this tape is pretty fucking incredible.
I also don't really know much about Third Kind Records.
Have you guys ever heard of them?
No.
I wish I could find that other tape. I'll look while
we're playing this. I got this queued
up. I don't know if it's queued up on the
A side or the B side.
So we'll figure that out and we'll play
something off of this. Wrong signals.
However, comma,
so you pause a little bit,
the joke became serious.
You never want that to happen. You always
want to be goofing.
Alright, wrong signals. Thurcon Records.
Here's the
hits for your tits. We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. I thought you were talking about a pedal.
Wrong signals.
Wrong signals.
A little bit off the A-side.
However, the joke became serious on Third Kind
Records.
Oh, that whole tape. I love
that tape.
I love that tape.
That tape gives me the swamp touch.
Dave, am I hearing myself out of the speakers?
No. No? You sure?
Probably.
Okay. Ian, what do you got?
Alright, I'm gonna play... this one's got a little bit of
story to a little backstory oh hold on this is a weird one this is a weird one so my socks
last was i guess last weekend uh-huh i take a trip up to uh jupiter records a local wilmington
record store about a year old good one too too. Nice place. Yeah, great place.
Really good store, yeah.
I don't know if you guys have,
take a look at the cassettes they have there.
In the boxes, in the back.
Yeah, like Van Halen and Aerosmith.
Yeah, like Every Stick's album.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Phil Collins solo stuff.
Your classic garage sale cassettes, yeah.
Just boxes of it.
They have other tapes up front.
Newer tapes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm in the back.
I'm on my hands and knees.
Yeah, you are.
Pulling out.
Wait, you're in Jupiter Records or your car?
No, I'm in Jupiter.
Okay, go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
I'm painting a metal picture.
And I'm pulling out, pulling out, you know.
What's he pulling out?
Handfuls of stuff.
I'm looking at it. and I find this one,
and I'm instantly drawn to it just because it says the word fuck on it.
Uh-huh, a little work in blue.
And it's clearly, there's handwritten text on it,
and it's clearly not something that was related to any Eagles' greatest hits albums
or anything remotely close to what else is in the box.
Yeah.
So I have no idea what it's going to be like.
If it's a dollar, I take it.
I do a little internet sleuthing,
and it's apparently a group of people I think called People's Temple,
maybe one or two or three people out in Arizona that do these weirdo jams.
And the whole tape is called Fuck People's Temple and the Degeneration of American Society and the Status Quo.
So this is going to be like no neck blues band.
And it's like recorded over a LifeScapes tape.
It's got like labels with handwritten stuff over the tape they recorded over.
And they've got another thing on here.
It says, I sold my soul to destroy rock and roll.
And I typed that into Google.
I'm a Bing man.
Led me to a blog spot and old posts from two years ago.
But I honestly have no idea how this got in into the tape into that box
i like uh finds like that yeah when uh some dudes matt reese and some dayton dudes were uh in town
a few years ago we went to a record shop and uh you know it's like it's grooves and tubes do you
know that store oh yeah yeah uh we went there and like centerville you know they have all of like
you know like every record store all the the shit up and top and then there's always like lps below and like you rarely get
below it's you know it's a cramp store but like you know matt reese is like going through some of
the stuff down there and found that uh i think it's called jokes and labyrinths or something
like that an old comp lp on h came out, like, in the 90s.
There's, like, 300 copies or something.
That's awesome.
And he found a copy of it.
You know, not with, not, like, someone's collection
with a bunch of stuff like that.
Totally random.
Like, going through, like, you know, Pat Benatar
and, like, you know, shit like that.
And then all of a sudden, that LP
for, like, three bucks or whatever it was,
like, something super cheap.
Yeah, that happened to me down in North Carolina
at a place called Vine.
I think it was vine records and there was just a stack of like 80s metal like 80s hair metal lps and right in
the middle there was a smirch record on rrr oh yeah and there was also you you bought um
it was like like dirt bikes yeah it was a motorcycle record sound called like, I can't remember what it was called.
It's like called like Scroom or something like that.
It's good.
Yeah, it's really good.
It was pretty good.
But it's the sound of, the track titles is the type of bike that's going around a track.
And it's just like, it's mic'd from a single spot.
So you hear it like rev up and go all the way around the track
and come back around again and then the next track
is another kind of bike
I like that
alright so this you said the project is
People's Temple? I'm pretty sure it's People's Temple
and the name of the
actual tape is Fuck People's Temple
and the Degeneration of American Society
and the Status Quo
on I Sold My Soul to Destroy Rock and Roll.
Possibly.
There's a lot of text.
I don't know if that's the name of the label or not.
It's something like that.
Yeah.
With a dollar price tag on the front.
It's goodbye.
All right, here we go.
A nice price.
And here's a slice. Thank you. THE END © B Emily Beynon Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The End THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. People's Temple.
That was awesome.
That was good stuff.
Oh, yeah, man.
Crate Diggers.
See, that's why you got to get on YouTube and make a cassette community video for that.
That's a grail.
Would this be a grail?
That's a grail.
Dave, you've got a blank stare like you don't know what we're talking about.
I know what you're talking about.
Okay.
It's just... who's my guy
who's my
Dwayne
get on the net and find Dwayne
he's got some grails
sometimes you gotta get on your hands and knees and dig a little bit
yeah exactly
that was awesome
I was trying to find something about them
on Discogs
and I found a different people's temple.
And I was like, what?
This group has like two LPs and like a seven-inch out.
One of the LPs was going for like $80, but I think it's something else.
I know it's something else.
It's got to be.
It's just got to be.
All right, Davey boy, what do you got for us?
I'm going to play a track off of this Tiger Village tape
that just came out recently.
Hold it up. Tiger Village 4.
4.6 North.
4 colon 6 North.
This is the new
hope of the Tiger Village saga.
Tiger Village is pretty awesome.
I think
they sent all four.
That's his name.
Just one dude?
Yeah, just one guy.
Whole village, huh?
Whole village, just him.
Lonely guy.
Well, maybe it's a tiger village, but he's the only person.
He's the only one living there?
Yeah, he's the only person.
He's got the little, what's his name?
And they're all really hungry.
Who's from Jungle Book?
What's that kid's name?
Mowgli.
He's got the M mogli uh like thing
on it covering his his weenus yeah but it like sags oh yeah all the way down his knees because
it's dirty it's filthy yeah pooped in a couple of times clean it up clean that up um he's got
all the synthesizers up in trees he learned his lesson it's a good setup yeah yeah keep you gotta
keep him away some of the uh other animals are still going to get up there, though.
Yeah, bears.
Can bears climb trees?
Oh, yeah.
No, they can't.
That's why when you're camping, you put your shit up in the tree.
That's a metal pole.
You put it up on a metal pole.
Bears are climbers.
Bears can climb trees?
Yeah.
Yeah, you know what?
Bears get stuck in trees, don't they?
They can climb up trees, but they can't climb down.
It's like a cow with steps. So if you're ever getting chased by a bear, you should climb? Bears get stuck in trees, don't they? They can climb up trees, but they can't climb down. It's like a cow with steps.
So if you're ever getting chased by a bear,
you should climb up in a tree, wait for him to get halfway up,
and then jump down.
You go up one side of the tree, and then when he's coming up,
you go down a little bit on the other side,
and then he shakes his paw at you.
Then he's got all your synthesizers.
So this dude has sent
I think all of his tiger
all the tiger village tapes to us right
one two and three he sent three copies of
so we each got one
and then he sent this one and he only sent one copy
of it so I called him
out on twitter and I was like what the fuck
you doing only sending one copy and then he sent two more
you bullied him into it
so now we'll play it
you gotta pay
you gotta pay to play i feel like i'm missing one of the series though so i don't think he
sent three of each unless i don't know i thought he did um but anyway he has another project he
sent a tape by i forget what it's called though it's that green and yellow one it's a green and
yellow cover in a green case yeah that green and yellow one yeah that green and yellow one it's a green and yellow cover in a green case yeah that green and yellow one yeah
that green and yellow one just google that green and yellow one you'll find it it'll come up all
right tiger village tiger village i'm gonna play a track um it's actually a remix of a jim
o'rourke song no shit yeah and the track's called movie two on here, but I really don't think that's the name of the Jim O'Rourke song.
I think it's something off of Eureka or one of his more popular song-oriented albums.
And we're going to have to rewind a little bit to figure it out.
It's on the A side, but we're going to have to search around a little bit to find it. One track to give to you on Tiger Village for, what was it called?
Movie 2.
Movie 2.
That's where I wanted to use the 2.
I fucked that up.
Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Is that word again? Do you cry yourself? Do you cry yourself?
Do you cry yourself?
Do you cry yourself?
When you're alone
When you're alone When you're alone Does it make you feel today? Does it make you feel today?
Do the pictures keep you warm?
Do the pictures keep you warm?
Do the pictures keep you warm?
Born again
Born again
Born again Born again Born again Born away, can you say it again?
Born away, can you say it again?
Born away, can you say it again? Thank you. Tiger Village 4
colon
6 North Jim O'Rourke Remix Cut Tiger Village. Four. Colon.
Six North.
Jim O'Rourke.
Remix.
Cut.
Pretty tight.
Yeah, man.
Pretty tight.
I like that.
It's very good.
I don't think I've really got... I've heard one, two, and three, but I never really got around to listening to four yet.
It's good.
Sitting down.
Wide variety of stuff.
Like all the other ones.
All over the place.
Speaking of a wide variety of stuff, I got this tape all over the place wide variety of stuff
I got this tape from
Dane Patterson you guys heard of this fellow
oh the Patterson
C27 what go ahead
the New England Pattersons
the New England Pattersons yeah they have a beautiful home up there
it's a C27 on
Fabrica
called Ghosting
um I don't think it I'm looking at the uh Fabrica called Ghosting.
I don't think it... I'm looking at the site
and it says that it's
expected to ship last month.
And you can pre-order it now.
So I guess it's not
going to ship last month. Or it did and they just
haven't updated this yet. It's an edition of
50 ProDub cassettes.
I don't really know too much about
Dan Patterson,
but this tape's pretty incredible.
It's two tracks, two, like, 13-minute tracks,
but it's, you know, one of those jams
where it might as well be, like,
four or five songs on each side.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, a lot of jumping around.
I dig that, though.
Yeah, yeah, I definitely dig that.
The artwork for this is pretty cool, too.
Like, this little... Oh going on the front i like a warm gradient to tuck
myself in i like my tapes to be able to tuck me in hmm tux tux no i don't go for tux i get the
off-brand i've never had that problem, so I've never gotten any of those.
Yeah, yeah.
You just hide it.
Well, I like this.
I just hide it.
The inside's awesome.
What, do you put yours on display?
I put it on.
Yeah, man.
I like some baby powder in the bathroom, too, while I'm at it.
My skin's too dry.
So you know what I'm going to do with this tape?
I'm going to...
We talked about your dry skin enough, Dave.
I'm done with your dry skin. Let's talk about it some more. I'm going to put it on side A, and I'm going to do with this tape? We talked about your dry skin. Enough, Dave. I'm done with your dry skin.
Let's talk about it some more.
I'm going to put it on Side A, and I'm going to fast forward this a little bit.
You told me that waitress story again.
I haven't heard that enough.
What, Horse Lady?
Yeah.
I'll tell you that while we're playing this tape.
All right, I'm going to play something off of Dane Patterson's Ghosting C-27 on Fabrica.
And while I'm doing that on Side A, I'm going to tell Dave the horse lady story again from the diner.
Here's some chrome for your dome.
Here it is. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Fucking shit, man.
Dane Patterson.
Sizzling some steaks for you there.
Got a New York strip.
Whole plate. Some potatoes on the side. Some green beans. Got a New York strip. Whole plate.
Some potatoes on the side.
Some green beans.
It's like a filet mignon, if you ask me.
I might get some cake for dessert boys.
C27 on Fabrica.
Dude runs Plant Migration Records, which I don't really know.
Do you guys know that label at all?
Plant Migration?
Yeah.
That sounds familiar.
Dave Patterson runs that?
Yeah. know that label at all plant migration yeah that sounds familiar yeah and it says here that uh
he made all that all those gems with uh some homemade synths yard sale drum machines and
tape loops nice and i gotta say it's really fucking good but like for using like homemade
shit and tape loops and like you know what you would consider drum uh yard sale drum machines
that's fucking excellent man yeah it's really good stuff really fucking good some people you just give them anything
and they can make good stuff with it he's a visual artist too i'm you can check out some of his uh
arts and thoughts and crafts on his uh his his web page dame patterson.com
fucking awesome tape all right and what do you got, man? I'm going to play this one.
What you got?
I don't know too much about it.
It's from a new batch on Unseen Force, which is a...
It's a force you can't see.
Well, yeah.
Obviously.
Mike, Jesus Christ.
I think it's a Michigan-based label.
Mostly harsh noise, power electronics, dark stuff, I guess.
Stuff where you would wear black leather gloves.
Yeah.
I love me some black leather gloves.
This is a real good one, though.
This is, I'm not sure who's in this, but two people.
It just says, the tape is by a group called Cinnabaris.
It says Cinnabaris is...
Now I want to get a Cinnabon.
Yeah, I was going to say, is that like the plural of Cinnabon?
That's a mall open, too.
No, I think...
Well, I did a Google search, and Cinnabar is the name of the...
That's a color of Fiestaware, Cinnabar.
Well, it is used for a color.
But it's like the ore
part of mercury, the mineral
part of mercury. So it's apparently
like a toxic
type of substance. Oh, you don't want to put that on a plate.
No, no.
Especially some fiesta ware. Cinnabaris
might be, if you
did unfortunately put that on a plate and happened to ingest it,
get a little case of Cinnabaris.
I want Cinnabaris.
No, you don't want that.
I do want like a Cinnabun candy bar now, though.
Cinnabun candy bar?
Like Cinnabun on the go.
Cinnabars.
That's the worst dessert idea you've ever come up with.
Terrible.
I disagree.
I've come up with some pretty bad ones. That's the worst dessert idea you've ever come up with. Terrible. I disagree. I've come up with some pretty bad ones.
That's the worst one.
All right.
That's worse than the chocolate-covered combos.
What?
With the peanut butter filling?
Well, peanut butter filling.
That's a good idea.
Yeah, no cheese in there, though.
Well, Dave, cheese is...
Well, actually, now that you say it,
I could go for some cheese combos with chocolate on the outside.
Chocolate and cheese is never a good combination.
You know.
Depends on the cheese.
It can't be a cheesy cheese.
Different strokes for different folks.
It can't be anything like a foot kind of cheese.
Like a foot.
Like footy cheese.
Okay, I know what you mean.
All right.
All right, so what are you going to play off this day, Bane?
This is just the start of the A side.
C20 from Cinebaris.
I think it's just called Winter Rehearsals in 2014 out on Unseen Forest.
Let me take a look at that.
It's a nice little J-card.
Yeah, I like this little ripped out of an old encyclopedia picture of a plane here on the cover
with just the typewriter font going on all over it.
A little bit of detail on the inside.
Trying to get some words out of my mouth.
Let me see it.
Now you want to see it.
Let me see it.
I do something, then Dave's got to get in on it.
Every time.
I started wearing tank tops, he started wearing tank tops.
I got into surfing.
Yo, have you seen that shit, like the extreme sitting or whatever it is?
Extreme sitting?
It's like these dudes who have like these stools.
I don't know if they're actually stools or if they're something else,
but they have like a base on it.
They're shaped kind of like an hourglass would be.
So you can sit on like either side,
and they'll run with them and spin it and like jump on top
and like go down like steps and then get to the bottom and spin it and jump on top and go down steps
and then get to the bottom and sit on it.
This is a real thing?
Yeah.
I'll show you a video in a little bit.
A lot of people talking shit.
I think it's awesome.
Did you know it's easier to poop when you squat down than it is on the toilet?
I saw something on Facebook about that.
Like if you squat all the way down?
Like if you were to...
Yeah, like squat.
Like hover squat.
Like you were doing leapfrog kind of.
Yeah, that makes sense. Because apparently you bend your, yeah, like squat. Like hover squat. Like you were doing leapfrog kind of. Yeah, that makes sense.
Because apparently you bend your colon in half kind of.
It's a good way to give birth.
When you sit on the toilet.
And onto the bar and just give it hell.
The more you know.
Yeah, it comes out faster and easier if you just squat.
All right, well, everybody squat down because we're going to give some birth to, what is the name of this project?
Cinnabaris.
Cinnabaris.
Winter rehearsal tape on Unseen Force.
You're so good with words, Mike.
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That was tight.
Yeah, I like when people have it set up on Twitter that it's like,
it says, you know, I like the YouTube video.
Who gives a fuck?
That was awesome.
Who has this on Twitter?
Everybody.
There's people who do that.
My top three Last.fm artists.
Remind me of old Skullflower.
Last.fm really kind of gets under my skin after a while.
Don't get Cinnabaris.
Yeah.
It'll kill you apparently, right?
It's not good. It's not good.
You don't want it.
It's poison that you do not want.
Get the tape.
That was tight.
Out on Unseen Forest.
Reminds me of old
Skullflower stuff.
I can get behind that.
I remember once the year they played
No Fun Fest.
It was at the Brooklyn Hall of music or something like that it was a place that had um what are these things called where they put like the names of who's
playing tonight outside a marquee and it said skullflower and uh these like four like you know
just norms walked by. Squares.
And they looked at it and they said,
Skullflower, that might be the dumbest name I've ever heard.
And then one of them said,
take a picture of me standing in front of it.
And they stood in front of the marquee and got their picture taken.
Then they looked at their phone and was like,
that's so stupid.
I don't even know,
why would you see a band name, think it's bad,
and be like, I better get a picture in front of that.
You have to remember it forever.
I got to remember this.
Capture this moment.
All right, Dave, what are you taking us out with tonight?
I'm going to do this project called Rash.
Rash.
Fucking A, man.
I got a rash.
Another Carbon Records, Jim.
This is a duo of R. Scott Oliver and Patrick Doyle.
And that's something else on carbon.
Yep.
Something else on carbon.
Doubled as a carbon.
And this is like guitar droney stuff.
It sounds like old earth stuff to me before they got all sad.
Lonely cowboy.
Right.
They did do that.
Yeah.
I mean, I still like that stuff, but it's good.
I kind of miss the early stuff.
Yes.
Kind of miss when it was like...
They went from the weight of the earth to salt of the earth.
Oh, good one.
And their discography.
That makes you think.
Uh-huh.
You were on your way over here and forgot this tape and went home and got it.
Yeah, I really wanted to play this.
So it better be a good one.
I fell asleep to it.
Oh, yeah?
So you don't know what it sounds like.
Well...
No, that's a good sign. Yeah.
So we're gonna start it
on the A side. You got a label bubble here.
Yeah, just leave that alone. No, you can get that
down.
If you're affixing a label to a shell,
don't leave the...
See, look at that little dimple. You're never gonna get rid
of that. Well, you get a little
needle. This is the last time this tape enters
my house.
Alright, you want side A?
That's what you think.
You want side A?
I'm going to put it in your mailbox.
Side A, the side that's rewound.
I don't have a mailbox.
All right, rash.
Rash, good night.
Episode 42, thanks to-
Hold on, I might have some things to say.
Thanks to- I feel like he some things to say. Thanks to...
I feel like he's rushing me out.
Thanks to...
No shout-outs?
Yeah, thanks to Tristan Bath for sending the...
The intro.
The intro over.
Patriotic.
Check out his tape column.
Spools out.
Real original name, Tristan.
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Next episode,
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Oh,
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It's,
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Speechless.
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Episode 42.
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