Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #43 | 3.23.14

Episode Date: March 23, 2014

2 Year Anniversary Show! Robert Turman & Aaron Dilloway, Ø+yn & Rapa Nui, Euglossine, Jeremy Bible, Tuurd, Catamaran, Shingles, Floating Gardens, Mister Matthews, Quicksails, Telephone Maison, Beyt Al Tapes, Orca Life, and German Army.

Hello podcast listeners, drone geeks, weirdos, and total noise maniacs. This is Witchbeam in the Crowhill Gnostic Temple, Slavic Village. I welcome you to the Tabs Out two year anniversary special featuring the Tabs Out crew,

aka the Kalutre club enjoy it get into the sounds get far out and live forever oh what's that buzzing noise Let's get into it. What's that buzzing noise? What's that buzzing noise, boys? That buzzing noise is the sound. It's our birthday cake. Sorry, that's me. I was Joe.

I lost it earlier. So there's no birthday cake. I thought it was our birthday cake making that noise. I guess if I don't make a cake, nobody makes a cake. You make a cake. I expected one of you fellas to bring a cake this time. Tabs out. Pizza pie is kind of like a cake. Two-year i expected one i expected one of you fellas to bring a cake this time tabs out because that podcast like a cake two-year anniversary show happy birthday boys episode number 43 the two-year yeah happy happy birthday fellas they didn't think we'd do it they

didn't think you know all right do we have licensing to do this do we need to give like birthday shout outs to anyone else? A shout-out to Julie in New Brunswick, who's 17 today. One more year, Julie. A big happy birthday to Sam up in Kensington. He's 83, celebrating today. Stay safe, Sam. Thanks for splicing this in, Dave.

Feels good. Yeah, that was good. This is a good opportunity to say, when I started this in, Dave. Feels good. Yeah, that was good. You know, this is a good opportunity to say, when I started this podcast, I was just holding a mirror up to society. You know, and I ruffled some feathers. I said a lot of things that people didn't like or weren't ready to hear. Didn't want to hear it.

I didn't want to hear it. And I didn't think that two years later it'd be the the most important podcast on the internet i had no clue and let me just say this i'm humbled i'm humbled and i'm sure you guys are thrilled that i let you come along you are i look i saw the look on your face dave you can probably cut that off now right I like it Is that the whole show is going to be in the background Including behind the tapes

I'll stop it I want to play a little bit more actually Hey a big shout out to Frankie Down in Miami Dave turning 83 today Another 83 year old? We always had this on the morning news. It was like, you know, people that

turn like 100. Francine and she's like her face is like sideways and her eyes are half open. I wonder if there would ever be one where they show like, Francine is 102 today and then all of a sudden a big X goes over her face. Oh, we just lost Francine. Never mind Francine. Thanks mind, just lost her. Never mind, Francine.

Thanks for playing the game of life. All right. All right. Thanks to Witchbeam for the intro there. On the fly, he did that. I asked him to do it about an hour ago. Off the cuff? Off the cuff, yeah.

It was good. Yeah. It was good. I like it. Joe, you were wondering what he meant when he called us the collager club yeah that was a reference oh i didn't our recent ad in wire magazine if anyone has the april issue of wire we have an ad in there where uh one of us who made the ad misspelled the word word culture on purpose on On purpose. Yeah. Obviously. Obviously. That's the joke.

It'd be funny if someone didn't get that. It'd be funny if someone thought that we're stupid. That we're stupid. You're the stupid ones. You guys are a bunch of dummies.

You're stupid. I'll tell you, maybe there was another mistake. You don't know. Yeah. That was on purpose too. And the next time, the next mistake,

I've been playing that for about a week now. I'm going to give $100 to the person that finds the next mistake. It's a hard one to find. Dave's got that $100 too because he stole our pizza we're eating tonight. Our celebration pizza. Why would I ask you to call in a pizza if I

didn't want you to pay for it? What's the point of that? Why wouldn't I just call it in before I left the house? Dave has a point now. Hey, can you do me a favor and order me a pizza? Well, now that he puts it that way, yeah, that makes sense. But they didn't try to stop you or anything when you just leave with the pizza on the counter? I went, and I was like, I have an order for Dave.

And the guy gave it to me, and he was like, and he turned around to the cashier, and he said, Dave's good. And I just figured you paid for it. So I was like, alright, thanks. And I walked out. And nobody stopped me. I wonder if he was saying Dave's food and then he left is $18.99. Hey, where'd he go? They would have chased you out. Who knows? It's a mystery. Just a little bubbly water. Ooh, La Croix. It bubbly water all right good you want to jump in with some tapes here i brought my own because last time i was here i tried to poison

dave mike's bubbly water smelled exactly like bleach well i have like two bottles that was mold i have two bottles for the soda stream but one of them would like just sitting on the back shelf for months with just a little bit of water in it for a long time. That's the one you gave Dave. And it got used, yeah, and I tried to poison Dave. I put drinking medicine in it so he can get down to mine.

There we go. Hey! Big happy birthday to Tony out in Lannanburg. He's also 83 today. He's going to be celebrating down at the local skating rink. All right, I'm going to play a game.

What are you playing? I think it's obvious. It's the way we started off episode one, what we played on the one-year anniversary, and what we're going to play in June. Joe, you got any idea what it could be? It's the same artist we played on episode one and the one year

show. Hyrax. I'm going to play the Hyrax bad split. Got a Robert Turman tape here. We always started off with a Robert. It's a tradition of yours. You're playing the same tape again? No, same artist, different tape. I see what you did there the first tape we ever played on the show was the robert cherman neon death split on a sound design recording and it's kind

of nice that uh which beam did the intro because he was the first interview we ever did that's true he was on episode number one that's the best one too that's why i set it up that's best interview ever too yeah it was really good i haven't really topped it yet no um and then on the one year anniversary show we started off with uh the robert turman tape on fabrica or fabrica however you say that label so now i got the uh turman aaron dillaway split on hansen records on Hanson Records that came out in 2009, a tape called Blizzard. What are these guys? They're both... Knuckleheads.

Look at those knuckleheads. Look at these knuckleheads on the cover. What do people call these? Sometimes people call them something funny. Siamese twins? They're like, let me get... When people want to get this tattooed, like the drama faces.

Well, I wouldn't call those drama masks. No, what are they? One guy's smiling and one guy's crying. No, they're crazy. Look at those. Well, you know, in different cultures, they have different drama masks, Joe. call those drama masks. No, what are they? One guy's smiling and one guy's crying. No, but they're crazy. Look at those. Well, you know, in different cultures, they have different drama masks, Joe. No, drama masks. You're obviously showing...

Okay. What do they call them? But they have like a... Somebody has a funny name for them. Really? Yeah, if they don't, I'll just cut that whole part out. Cut that part out, Dave. All right, well, let's jump into this.

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Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Robert Turman from the split with Aaron Dillaway on Hanson Records. Is that a split or a collab? You know, I never know. Dilloway's got another tape with Jason Lescalete, and I don't know if it's a...

I believe this is a collab. You think it is? Well, it's got all those loopy loops in it. It's got the loopies. You know, the trademark loopies. Yeah, because I can... You know, I don't know. Because I believe that this tape was made...

They were like... Joe, let me get your cross. ...during a blizzard, and that they were like Joe let me get your crest during a blizzard and that they were like snowed in together. But the thing is I wrote Aaron Dilloway on one side

and Robert Sherman on the other side. But that's what you did. Yeah but I must have had something to go on to do that. No you had nothing. You think I just guessed?

Because you write with Sharpie on all of Hanson tapes. Yeah but I go on something. What do you go on? Well first of all, like, instincts. And second of all, like, tracking skills that my dad taught me. Like, you've got a lot of stuff to go on.

I've got more to go on than you're adopted, and you don't know anything. You're stupid. All right, Robert Turman or Robert Turman and Aaron Dilloway. You'd figure since it's called Blizzard and then all the tracks are untitled, that you would figure maybe it's a collab. But I'm telling you, I wrote on here. I wrote on here.

I don't know. We'll figure it out. All right, Joe B., you think you're so fucking good at this. You think you're so cool. Why don't you go? Unless he was on Facebook, he might know the answer to this. I was on Facebook. You're wrong, Mike.

Here's your finger on the pulse there. Let's see. Let's play a tape from... Ooh, look at that. Pretty beaut. Let's see. I'll get this all wrong. Obviously.

Wrap a new E and zero with a line through it plus a weird... Isn't that just a zero? Let me see it. Oh, that just a zero? Like, is it zero with a... Let me see it. Oh, that's a zero. You're right.

An O with a line through it. So zero plus a weird Y-N. Zero plus a weird Y-N? Oh, this is weird. It's a weird Y. Yeah, I don't even know. It's not your standard American Y. No, this is like some...

It's one of those European Ys. Don't get me started on that. It's like a frat Y. You know. Oh, God, yeah. First they moved the Ikeas in. I didn't say anything because I wasn't in an Ikea. Yeah, this is weird.

Yeah, it's weird. This is on feather coyote. I love me some feather coyote. Yeah, I like it too. Well, this is 2014. This is a new one, huh? This is fresh. Let me see.

I think these people are from Argentina. Argentina? Argentina? I think they people are from Argentina. Argentina? That's the smaller one. It's right below it. It's within the boundaries. Argentina. It's Argentina, Dave. You know how there's a little Italy?

Yeah. Argentini. It's the small Argentinian area of Argentina. Dave, get a map. You don't know anything about geopolitics. Go frack. All right, let me see the cover for that when you're done with it. Well, right now you can see the small cover on the download code if you want.

Big ups to all the labels who put the artwork on the download code thing. Now I can just look at this while I'm waiting for Dave. I'm going to try that. It's actually a really good idea because I always lose those little strips. I always fall out. I just take them out of Mike's tapes because he doesn't use them. No, I don't use them. What are you going to do with it?

You need to put it on your iPads. Yeah, but I like to hold something when I'm listening to it. I'm not holding the whole thing. Really? When you're at home, you hold it the whole time? Not the whole time, but part of the time. Not even look at it. I feel like I'm catching a lot of flack already, boys.

Actually, you wouldn't be a static holder. It would be more like... Oh, yeah. A lot of fingerprints, a lot of smudges. A lot going on. You know, one thing I don't like... Folding, unfolding, folding, unfolding, folding, unfolding. I enjoy Bandcamp.

I love me some Bandcamp. I love Bandcamp. But you know... Dot com. One thing... Yeah, I don't like the dot org. You know one thing that I think is a detriment to cassettes that Bandcamp is doing? What?

Every time you see artwork for a cassette, it's always a square. Because that's how their artwork is set up. I like a rectangle. You're a rectangle artwork is set up. I like a rectangle. You're a rectangle, man. Yeah, well, when it comes to tapes, keep it pure. I'm a rectangle, man.

I'm a rectangle, man. Like a square, give me a rectangle. Dave, play me a little bit more of that birthday song. Huh? Nothing. You want a little birthday song?

It is P. There she is. All right. Makes you feel alive, doesn't it? It does. It's a party. Look at Ringo. He's killing it.

He never missed a beat. Look at him over there. He's a billionaire. He's going to be the last one alive. And I don't mean just all the Beatles. I mean everyone. So is this a split or a clap? We have that old issue.

I believe it's like... You might look it up. Well, on side A is... Yeah, I think it's... I don't know. I think it's a clap. Okay. I'll look it up while we play.

Weird with a line throw. Argentina and Peru. YN and Rapa Nui. Eco Paradigma. Rapa Nui are from Peru. The zero YN are from Argentini. All right. Well, let's get into this tape.

You like to make things hard for yourself, don't you, Joe? Here's something to make Joe hard for himself. Your mama made me hard for myself. Easy about Miss Haley. No, Dave's mom. Okay, that's fine. That's on limits. Both of them. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. That was weird zero plus weird Y plus little n plus.

And Rapa. Rapa Nui. If we're going to get that wrong. Rapa Nui. Rapa Pui. If we're going to get that wrong, we might as well just say. My grandma used to make a mean Rapa Nui. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. What did she do with the garlic? Did she roast the garlic first? Roast the garlic and shredded potatoes. If we're going to get that wrong, we might as well just say... My grandma used to make a mean Rapa Nui. Oh, yeah? Yeah. What did she do with the garlic? Did she roast the garlic first? Roast the garlic and shredded potatoes, cream mushroom soup. Like a can? Yeah, yeah. It's a casserole.

Rapa Nui is a casserole. But she's... Okay, go ahead. What else? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then corned beef, cheese, cornflakes. Okay. Cornflakes? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. On a casserole? And then more cheese. Let me ask you a question. You might not want to answer this. Yeah. What'd she bake it at?

350. Okay. I don't want you to give away any secrets. You know, if we're going to get someone... 350 for 45 minutes. If we're going to get someone's name... But her oven was old, so it wasn't a true 350. If she made it anywhere else,

it would be... I was just gonna say, if we're gonna fuck up people's names that bad, if we're just gonna literally say Weird Zero with a line through it plus Weird Y and Rapid Newy, we might as well just say anything we want.

That was like, you know, Jimmy Fingerprints and the Slap Nuggets. Like, you might as well just say anything. Shovel picture. It's close. That was Hammer Tooth coming at ya. Coming up, we got Greg on his 83rd birthday with a new tape.

Happy birthday, Greg. Hot new vapor wave project from a Miami Dave named Greg. Actually, I've been thinking of my next dog's name because I want it to be like a regular name. Wait, what? No, if I get another dog. Oh, God. I thought that's how you were telling me you were getting another dog.

No, Arlo's not dead yet. But when I get another one, I want it to be a regular name. Are you going to get a pug? Another pug? No. Like that dog that you had from the vet that one time? Tony? Yeah.

Tony was awesome. Tony was a piece of shit, man. Peter. Yeah, but Greg is pretty good. Michael. No, not Michael because he'll take credit for that. He'll think it's him. Every time you say the name, I'm going to call you out.

Timothy. I was thinking Timothy. Timothy would be good. Timothy's very proper. He would have to be a very snooty dog. Timothy. You've got to give like a fake last name too A playful one so it's like Timothy Shoelace

Bruce And whenever he does anything like This is in the 80s You know real men used to have names like Bruce Like whenever the dog does something fucked up You're just like well that's Timothy That's Timothy for ya So Greg's pretty good Gregory Like whenever the dog does something fucked up, you're just like, well, that's Timothy. That's Timothy. That's Timothy for you.

Yeah. So Greg's pretty good. Gregory. Gregory. Gregory. Dave, you want to play a tape? Sure. Before Joby drops more like homophobic shit on us.

What? I said I'd name him Timothy. Isn't that enough for you people? Yeah, I want to play this tape that came out. I'm trying to find it. Yeah, you want to play it. We'll see where that goes. Fell over.

Here we go. I like that color. Yeah, you like that? Is that seafoam? I don't know. It's like an explosion. It's a project called Yuglo Sign? God damn it.

I don't know why the Podcasting Association of America even lets us go on. They're going to come for these microphones one day. What was I going to say? This is a label called Two Michael Jordans. They'll never be two Michael Jordans. Yeah, yeah. They'll never be two Michael Jordans. You sent me that stuff about two Michael Jordans. Yeah, yeah. They'll never be two Michael Jordans.

I like that logo. Yeah, this tape is fucking incredible, man. Dance District. What's the... I just want to paint a little picture for you. What the hell is that? I don't think I've ever seen that. You sent the link to me,

and then I was getting ready to do a tattoo at work, so I put it on. And I was like, I can't listen to this while I'm tattooing. This shit is like sonic the hedgehog casino level at the beach music like a outdoor casino on the beach oh yeah don't touch my feet with your feet um i like that i dig the um to michael jordan's logo but for as simple as it is it's pretty tight it's this little shield i just commented on it i said the logo is pretty tight

yeah you did i'm listening he listening. He was too busy thinking about what he was gonna say. I was like, as soon as I get to, as soon as there's silence. No, look at it on the spine. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Multicolored. I like that. You get a colored one. That's nice. I like that. Yeah, it's nice. It's like the little M's with the J's coming off of them.

It's nice. It kind of looks like a Y if you're squinting. Two Y's. If you're squinting. I'm gonna be squinting at this real quick. Dave, every time I point at you, start playing the birthday song again.

All right, so you want to jump into this? Yeah. Uglossine cassette dance district on 2222 Michael Jordan's. Yeah, and we're going to play the... Joe knows what button to push. He's like a monkey that got trained. He's smoking cigars. He's pressing the button.

As soon as you press the button, you're waiting for a cracker to come out. We're going to play the second track. What's it called, Mike? You got the thing over there. Track number two. Track number two? Yeah. Paradise Riddle. Track number two. Track number two? Yeah. Paradise Riddle.

Paradise Riddle. You will assign. Put your sunglasses on. We're going to the beach, boys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yuggalasign. Mmm, Tails was in that one. Yeah. I got 100 rings. Getting all the rings.

That was fresh, Dave. I like that. What's the boss's name in Sonic well it's funny because it was Dr. Robotnik and then in the cartoons

they changed his name to Eggman Eggman why Eggman I don't know that's so weird it blew my mind because Sabine

watches sometimes and they were calling him Eggman it's just like a derogatory term they just call him no but he calls himself Eggman

he's Eggman he's taking it back yeah that is kind of weird That's like a derogatory term they just call it. No, but he calls himself Eggman. He's Eggman. He's taking it back. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, that is kind of weird. I don't know if I mentioned it when we came back a few tapes ago, or a tape ago, but that Dilloway-Turman Blizzard tape is a collab. I think I mentioned that already.

But I know you mentioned it again. No, I mentioned it twice. I don't know what that does. Maybe I mentioned it twice. What does it do? What does it do if you mention it twice? I'm not sure. Whose turn is it? What are you doing over there?

See, this is the wrong season for this song. I don't even know if this is coming through. Can we pick this up, audience? Are you hearing this? I want to play some Beatles-related seasonal music. I don't know if birthday is seasonal, though. I don't know if birthday is seasonal, though. I don't know if that's seasonal, either. All right, my turn?

It's always the season. Yeah, it is. All right, I'm going to play one here that I'm really enjoying. And, Joby, I think you're going to enjoy this one, too. Oh, I like it when I like it. Well, I think you're going to like the packaging for it. I'm going to send it over to you. I'm going to send this over your way.

Take a look at that. Oh, what is this thing? It's in a box? This is tape by Jeremy Bible called Collisions. I feel like I've heard that name, Jeremy Bible, before. It's a dude who runs Xperia Media, the distro out of Ohio. I think you bought a tape from them at Voice of the Valley. I think I did.

Yeah. I don't like how it's just loosey-goosey in here, though. Well, it's not nitpick. All right. But it comes in like a jewelry box. Oh, that's much cooler. Like a black jewelry box with custom foil stamping on here of a bunch of little silver squares and then Jeremy Bible and collisions written on the front with a black tape. It's nice and reflective.

Yeah, nice and reflective. With a black tape on the inside with a black tape. Yeah, nice and reflective. With a black tape on the inside with a silver imprinting on a piece of black paper laying gently on a bed of cotton. Oh, so don't pick that up, Joe, because there's cotton underneath there. It's not cotton, though. What is it? This isn't cotton. What is it?

This is a synthetic blend. This is polyester, my friend. I can touch that all day. Are you serious? You can't touch cotton, but you're fine with that? Yeah, this is fine. I'll never crack your code. You can't touch cotton?

I can. I don't die. Dave, do you not know me? No, it's gross when you touch cotton. It makes that sound. This is just like cotton. No, it's not. This is polyester.

This is plastic, my friend. Look at him just grabbing it. You can't touch cotton. This is exactly like cotton. No, this is polyester. So a polyester shirt and a cotton shirt, you're saying they're the same fucking thing. This is not like cotton. Yeah. It's not like cotton at all.

It's nothing like cotton. Nothing like cotton. No, it's nothing like cotton. If aliens came here and you showed them that and cotton, they'd be like, that's nothing alike. No, they're not because they're in advanced race and they travel through space. They would be like, yeah, that's all. No, I'm talking about aliens that got picked up by Advanced Race and dropped off here.

Stupid aliens. This has got like a wiry crunch to it. Yeah, a wiry crunch. Not that that cotton has. Is it white? Just yes or no. Is it fluffy? Yes. Is cotton white and fluffy?

Well, now we're splitting hairs here. It's not about the visual description. It's about texture. Fluffy isn't a visual description. It feels fluffy. No, fluffy is a visual description. A cloud is fluffy. You look at a cloud and you say, that looks fluffy.

I will pull your shirt over your head so you can't see anymore. Fluffy isn't a visual description. And push you into a bush. I will push you into a thorn bush. All right, either way. Where's the birthday cake? Did you make one this year? will push you into a thorn bush. Either way. Where's the birthday cake? Did you make one this year? This is a newer one.

Jerk. I believe it's like an Xperia Media release. Hey, why'd you cut that off, man? I was just going to start to feel it. Play something off the beginning of the B-side. Jeremy Bible. Collisions tape. Closed with cotton Cotton Here it is

I really took his Took his gas out of his Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Jeremy Bible. Collisions cassette. Xperia Media. Some blinkies and some Zoops. Zoops. Put the gas right back in my engine. Good, because you needed it.

Yeah. Have another five-hour energy. I already took three. Three? No. Oh. Half of one, so it's two and a half hours. Why would you say that?

Does it work better if you drink? Does it stretch it out if you drink half because I thought about doing that because I feel like when I take 5 hour energy it's like 45 minutes and then after that

it doesn't really last 5 hours for me it turns into like a little hamster when it mixes with your stomach fluids so you have to drink

the whole thing so it turns if you drink half of it it turns into half a hamster and just flops around so you need the whole one you need the whole thing so the hamster runs all over your body. You're constantly itching.

Have you ever had the niacin flush? No. No? What? On the label, it says, like, you may experience a niacin flush. I don't know what that is. A niacin flush is like, Stacy got one not too long ago because she was eating a lot of nutritional yeast on top of, like, popcorn and stuff,

and it has the... Just straight-up nutritionally sprinkled on it? Yeah, but... Does that have, like, any kind of flavor when you just eat popcorn and stuff. And it has the- Just straight up nutritional yeast sprinkled on it? Yeah, but- Does that have any kind of flavor when you just eat it? Yeah, a little bit. It has a semi-cheesy, but it's not cheese. Vegans are like, it tastes just like cheese. No, it doesn't.

Put it on a cracker for a pizza. But it has vitamin B, whatever, which niacin, whatever. And she got a niacin flush and was super freaked out. What is a niacin flush? So you get kind of- Like it starts just pouring out of her eyes. A flush of red. My niacin, whatever. And she got a niacin flush and was like super freaked out. What is a niacin flush? So you get kind of Like it starts just pouring out of her eyes. A flush of red.

My niacin! Your skin gets real red and tingly. Uh-huh. And it lasts about a half hour. Shit. You want to do niacin at VOV this year?

Yeah, I definitely want to do niacin at VOV this year. That sounds like good. Oh, big news, big news. Just snorted up my nose. Totally forgot. Hold on, Dave, shut the fuck up.

Not really that big. I just got excited because I forgot to tell you. You ever see him move like that before? For my birthday Stacey got me Oh happy birthday by the way

Oh yeah yeah Thanks for being you Thanks for being me Oh yeah it is your birthday isn't it? Well it's not my birthday now It was March 5th Stacey got me a gift certificate To go to a float tank

Which is like a sensory deprivation Oh you're going? It's twigs Oh no shit Did she know that when she got it? Yeah Oh okay That's awesome Twig and Carly have a float tank, which is like a sensory deprivation tank. Oh, you're going? It's Twigs. Oh, no shit. Did she know that when she got it? Yeah. Okay. That's awesome. Twig and Carly have a float tank in their house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That they, uh,

you know, you can go there. I saw, like, pictures of it. It looks really nice. It looks pretty legit. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm pretty excited to go to Twigs' house. I like the tile on the wall. The tile on the wall is really nice. And there's a backsplash. Yeah. Make sure you eat a little something. Or a big something.

Eat anything you want. Just a little something. Did you wink at me? What am I eating? Just remember to eat a little something. Oh, eat a little something. It's only an hour. Yeah, I know.

But if you go in there and your stomach is not- Gurgling. Yeah, that's all you're going to pay attention to. Just remember to eat three meals that day. You're going to have a real good time. Just don't forget to eat. What tape do you want to play? Let's play this tape by Turd.

Don't worry, there's two U's. I think it's pronounced Turd. It's the end. I think it's pronounced T-E-R-D T-E-R-D Let me see this tape. Who put this out? Who put out a turd tape? What is that? Black on black printing? Que Sera.

This is an older one then because Que Sera hasn't done anything for a long time. Let me see this. I feel like I have this. The members of Turd is Noosh and UUJ and Joe. That sounds like a buddy comedy.

Noosh and Joe. Noosh, Joe, Turd, coming this far. Turd. They are coming to FX5. Look at that skull. What's wrong with that? It looks like R-Space from The Preacher. Turditis. Look at that skull. What's wrong with that? It looks like R-Space from The Breacher.

Turiditis. I don't know. Is it the same skulls that are on the set shell here? So rewind that though. God damn it. Every fucking time.

Kind of looks like the A-Side. Yeah. Looks like the guy that does the troll pencil drawings. What? Who?

The little troll. Like the troll meme. The troll with the hair? No, the internet troll. Who's The internet troll No the internet troll What's the internet troll Never seen like the pencil troll Fail Epic fail

No I haven't seen them I'll show you in a minute You'll recognize them Let's play some turd The audience doesn't know if we rewind it Because they wouldn't know we could stop talking now, and Dave could magically through editing. I gotta say, for like, I mean, I definitely don't like the drawing of this weird skull

thing, but this cover is, it's just, it's a black cover with, I don't know if it's like, if they went with like white printing on black and it's all like washed out. Yeah, I don't know. Of just the skull, but it looks fucking awesome when it's just the skull, and it's like, and you can hardly see it. It's all like washed out. Yeah, I don't know. Of just the skull. But it looks fucking awesome when it's just the skull and you can hardly say it. It's all ghoulie. T-U-U-R-D. Ugh, ghoulies freaked me out

when he came out the toilet. Ugh. Yeah. Alright, K-Saran number... That might have been ghoulies 2. Number 22. Step up and bite your butthole. Yeah.

You say it's your birthday. Here she is Thank you. Thank you. We'll be you next time. We'll be right back. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. guitar solo We'll be right back. We'll see you next time. A little turd action for you. Oh, a headbanger's ball. Don't you do that. That's Dave's thing. You always got to get your little hands and everything, don't you? I always like being a part of things. Pick me, pick me.

Pick me, pick me. Put me in your movie. I like that. That was a long song, right? That was a long song off of Turd. Turd. Should have been like... Ex-members of Fart.

Long Turd. Ex-members of Long Turd. All right, Dave, what do you got? Oh, Jesus Christ. Put me on the spot. Put me on the spot, I go blank. Don't play blank. I'm going to play another jam from two Michael Jordans.

J5. 2-2-2 Michael Jordans. 2-2-2 Michael Jordans. Two from two Michael Jordans. I don't know where it went. Was it Double Shot Tuesday? For Scottie Pippins. It might be.

Mike, did I hand it to you or something? Which tape is it? Catamaran. That's the one that you sent me that I was going to play, that I started playing before I started working. Oh, okay. And I was like, I can't listen to this right now. No, I don't have it.

Yeah, because the first track is like a... I don't even know what to call it. It's not over here. Really? Well, I can just play some music. Found it. Found it. Dave's got it. Found it.

Dave's got it. Found it. Happy birthday to Timmy over in Quesa Plains, New Mexico. Turned 83 today. Quesa Plains. That's probably a real place, right? Catamaran. You guys know what a catamaran is?

It's not a scooter. It's like a boat. Yeah. It's a boat. It's like a pontoon, but it's not a scooter. It's like a boat. Yeah. It's a boat. It's like a pontoon, but it's like a yacht. It's like an upscale pontoon. You ever see that movie? Pontoon?

No, I just remember this one line from PCU. Everybody gets laid. You know when he goes. I can't believe you only remember one line from PCU. This one line in particular about catamaran. Everybody gets laid. You know when he goes... I can't believe you only remember one line from PCU. This one line in particular about catamaran. Blow me where the pampers is. You look like you were the skipper on Hitler's catamaran.

I don't even remember what the reference was. That's a good flick. Let's talk about the artwork on this tape. It's what we like. It reminds me of that tape we put. It does look like a Sega CD game. Or menu screen. The Sega CD menu screen.

That Greek guy. The Greek synthesizer guy. Yes, that's what I was thinking of as well. It looks just like that. Like what? Iasos. It was a tape on. Oh, I know what you're talking about.

What was that label called? Or what is that label called? It's like a structure in the ocean. There was a dolphin jumping out. Yeah. He's like a Greek dude who's been around for a while. What's the label that put that out? It's a really good label.

I can't remember. RCA. No, but you're on the right track. Not Geffen. Sony. Virgin. Interscope. I'm looking for a tape I know where the tape is, and I can look on the spine.

Doesn't matter. Let's keep it going. Yeah, let's just keep it moving here. I want to open her up. Hold that. Crack it open. That's not what I expect to find inside. Oh, I'm glad that, you know, I opened it up.

There's, on the inside, as soon as you open it up, you see all of the track titles or whatever. It's just black background with white text. But you know it's got the little back flap covering a little bit of it. So I open it up and it just says Land Jew. What is Land Jew? But you pull it out, it's Land Jewel. Oh. So yeah, no.

Phew. Look at that picture in the inside. Oh, I don't, what is that? That's like a Herbie Hancock LP. This is tight. Yeah. That's a little sexual for me. Oh, you know, that's is that? That's like a Herbie Hancock LP. This is tight. Yeah. That's a little sexual for me. Oh, you know, that's a...

A little too sexual. Do you know what that is? A little too sexual. Yeah, I know what this is, Dave. I've had sex. You tell me. Why don't you see if you know what it is? You tell me what that is.

That's a microscopic organism. Yeah, it is. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it looks like that. That's its face. That's its face? Yeah. It looks like it like That's it's face That's it's face? Yeah It looks like it's upholstered

Or something It's so weird It's like an alien It's like a water bear Something like It's not a water bear Get that out of my face Alright

What are you gonna play Off this tape? I'm gonna play A track called Night Creep Off the A side Night Creep Night Creep gives you Swamp touch

Where can I find Night Creep? Swamp-side. Night Creep. Night Creep gives you Swamp Touch. Where can I find Night Creep? Give you Swamp Touch down at the skating rink. Meet me in the dumpster behind the skating rink. That's what I'm doing. All right,

let's play this catamaran tape on Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan, number 12. Self-title tape. Here's Night night crew. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm free I'm free

I'm free I'm free We are the same We stand Thank you. Catamaran. Pontoon. Wait, wait. The tape's called Pontoon? No. The track's called Pontoon. No.

Catamaran is like a pontoon. The track's called Night Creep. I thought Catamaran was bigger than a pontoon. Well, it's just got the two, like, tube vessels on the sides. Like the, you know what I mean? Are they seaworthy? Rotifer's the name of the label that put out that, uh, what was it called? Ios?

What was that guy's name? Seriously? Iosos? Iosos? I don't know. Something Greek that we can't pronounce. That know. I don't know. Something Greek that we can't pronounce. That's it.

Something can't pronounce anything. All right. My turn. Yep. In Greeks. All right. Well, this is a celebration, right? Yep.

You know what I'm going to celebrate? I'm going to celebrate. What better way to celebrate than to celebrate each other? Oh, I love you. So Dave,

why don't you pass me that shingles tape over there? Oh, you want to play a little shingles? I'm going to play a tape that Dave put out. Ooh. You guys want to talk about

Dave? Joe, you want to talk about Dave real quick? I love Dave. Dave's tall. He's huge. He's huge. He's a mountain of a man.

He's been working out a lot. People ask me, why do I climb? Looking good. People ask me, why do I climb Dave? I say, because he's there. Yeah.

You know. Dave just relaunched his label 2am tapes you heard of this label you heard of this they've relaunched 2am tapes with this new aesthetic new aesthetic goofy doodles if you go to dave.com slash goofy doodles i gotta say dave love the goofy doodles they're great i'm trying to harness the cheeto a little it's like he said i remember when he sent me the picture of, like, the idea. And it's like these little machines, these, like, multicolored machines with, like, arms. Aztec quality to them as well.

With arms and shovels. Like, something, like, Pee Wee Herman made his breakfast with. Or, like, the Goonies opened their front gate with. On the Shingles one, I like this guy. The punching bag? The punching bag on, on like the accordion but it's bandaged like it's broken i didn't know that's good there's so many details deets the deets the deets is where it's at and but when he sent me the drawings for these or one of

them and he said he used to draw them all the time in grade school in notebooks and i was like yeah this is exactly what you draw in grade school notebooks. All these machines. And then, Dave, another thing I really like about this while I'm massaging your shoulders. Some Willy Wonka shit going on right there. Each tape, you've done three so far since the big comeback. First batch. Shingles tape, a tape by yourself.

And what was the third one? Autistic Argonauts, which is Daniel Voigt from Sixix and two people from Data Shock. And they also do a project called Flamingo Creatures. There's a little clock on the back of all of them. And each clock has something on top of it

for that tape. Derivative. Specifically for that tape. So on the Shingle one, there is a bong and a box that says salty snack shingles is jesse derosa what's on some of the other ones what's on dave's what's on the veils tape the veils tape little uh little um quarter inch little um patch cables patch cables oh nice. Maybe not quarter-eighth-inch patch cables. Which order did you make the covers in?

I'm going to guess. I'm going to guess it went... You made that one first. And I'm guessing that one second. And I'm guessing that one third. Is that... Nope. No? Nope.

Because this one's a little sparser. Yep. I did... This one first. I did the Vales one first autistic argonauts second and shingles third that's second yeah

oh alright I see what you did there uh huh alright well he's gonna well I'm gonna play a little bit off of the shingles tape

now have you heard of this yet Joe no I'm gonna play a little bit of this track I want you to keep that song some you know some say love is like a river. Keep that in the back of your head while you listen to this.

Because this is a straight up cover. Do I want to say anything else? I like the colors on this too. There's a lot I like about this. There's a lot to be liked. Dave, you did a good job. Let me tell you the stupid things about it. yeah what don't you like no i'm just kidding tell me what you don't like joe no there's nothing i don't like

i like everything i've pushed all joe's buttons yeah you tickled all the right spaces all right shingles uh what's the name of this tape talking about god in the garden god first planet a garden god first planet garden jesse de rosa brand new tape? It's about God and the Garden. God First Planet of the Garden. God First Planet of the Garden. Jesse DeRosa. Brand new tape. Dave's label. Tabs out exclusive. World Perlmere. This one goes out to Jerry for his 83rd birthday.

Happy birthday, Jerry. Here's Shingles. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Did you hear him? Shingles. Jesus, what did you just throw across the room? That was good. Shingles. Some say love is like a razor. Razor? I thought it was a river.

Well, there's more than one word in the song. So they say razor and river? Yeah, that was tight. Yeah. I like the typewriter in there. Yeah, typewriter's good. Apparently there's a rain recording inside of his tent at Voice of the Valley somewhere in there, too. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Oh, multimedia. Yeah, I could tell, too. I could tell by the sound. Yeah, I could tell. The frequency of the drops. I remember that exactly. I remember all rain.

Yeah. Duh. Duh. It's not that hard. All right, Joby. This is real. Right? What is real?

Dave, congratulations on rebooting your cassette label. You did a Cracker Jack job. A Cracker Jack job, huh? It's Cracker Jack. It's Cracker Jack, Dave. Right on. Well, you guys can still get that if you want it. Oh, I got it.

It's on the internets. Oh, I got it. I know you guys got it. God, I know you guys got it. You guys get everything. You get everything, Joe. Just don't put out stuff with numbers in the name. No, Joe, that really gets its turkey.

Numbers and symbols. Or weirdos with lines through them. Stuff that's hard to say. Stuff that's hard to say. You already get frustrated. You already started with that one. What do you got, Joe? What, Galapagos?

No. No, I'm just kidding. Which one? Let's play this Floating Gardens tape. Oh, I like some Floating Gardens. I think I have a newer Floating Gardens tape on Fort Evil Fruit. I think. What are you playing now?

He's playing... See, you can't do anything. He's got to take it over take it up a notch motherfucker did a tape on maccas floating gardens tape who is floating gardens i don't know who floating gardens is i think i have like three or four tapes by floating gardens but i'm not sure we played that golden donna split before and now i just got this new golden donna, which I might play later too. Golden Donna 2. Yeah. You got to use Noroco.

Did you notice that? Why, you broke it? No, I just noticed it's in like a... Oh, it's in a Maxwell. Yeah. Oh, look at that. Maxell. Maxell, I'm sorry. But he calls it Maxwell.

I call it Maxwell. He can't help it. He takes it. He's like, hello, Maxwell. I think that was on purpose. Hello, Joe. You think so? Yeah, I do.

Because look at the tape, like the cover. I think that was on purpose. Hello, Joe. You think so? Yeah, I do. Because look at the tape, like the cover. I like how we're talking about a different tape. Flowing Gardens tape does something too, I think. But like the way that, you know, like... I know what you're saying. And it has these little symbols down here, and it's in a Maxell tape. And even like... The hand type kind of looking thing.

Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, Flowing Gardens are something. know. Anyway, floating gardens are something. They are something. They sure are something. Dan's getting sleepy. I have that quick sales split that they did on Field Studies. And that's really good.

And you said, did we play the Golden Dawn split? We did. And I think we played the floating garden side on that before. But whatever. Either way, this came out on Constellation Tattoo, I think last year, right? Yeah. Play something off the A side. There's a live B side.

Maybe we'll play all or some of Life Behind the Airlock. First track on the A side of Floating Gardens. Dave, you got any toothpicks? Oh, I do, as a matter of fact. Well, Jesus, you've been holding out. General F cassette. Cinnamon? What did you have last time?

You had a mint last time. Yeah, I only really go mint and cinnamon. You want one? It's like the classics. I like the classics. Ooh, cinnamon fact. Do you know that in the United States states anything that we get that's called cinnamon is not cinnamon well i mean i think we get enough cinnamon whatever it is that that's now cinnamon

but it's not cinnamon it is now real cinnamon is like really expensive it's called uh there's different varieties of cinnamon that you can get though well there's true cinnamon cinnamon and then there's other things that are like cinnamon okay and then that's what we get okay but there's true cinnamon. Cinnamon. And then there's other things that are like cinnamon. Okay. And then that's what we get. Okay. But there's multiple different kinds that you can get of the stuff that's not real cinnamon, I think. Maybe. I'm pretty sure.

What are you looking it up? I'm looking it up on the Cinnamon Wikipedia page. Yeah. We'll look this up while we're playing. No, Cassia. Cassia is what, if you go to like braha and you put cinnamon in your coffee it's not cinnamon it's cassia cassia i have a completely different tree i mean it's related to it but when you look at pictures of the bark right next to each other they're different they're way different i have a question why are we talking about this

because we're having cinnamon tooth that's right that's right okay now I know which this is probably now I got now I got now I got probably Cassia can you get a niacin flush from these no you probably can floating gardens I say general life cassette

on constellation tattoo from last year here's something off the inside Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Floating Gardens. Two tracks, two cuts, two strips of bacon. Two Michael Jordans. Two Michael Jordans.

What kind of garden do you think that was? It was floating. It was like above the stratosphere. Like a sparkling basil garden? A basil garden? Oh, no. I think they had herbs and vegetables. I think it was like a time garden, but it wasn't like the herb time.

It was actual time. What's the little tree that you... A bonsai. I think it's a bunch of those. A bunch of those. Yeah. Is that considered a garden? It's a bunch of them.

Or a forest. In England, a garden is just your backyard. Forest. If you have a bunch of bonsai trees in your backyard, is that a bonsai forest or a forest in England a garden is just your backyard it's a forest if you have a bunch of bonsai trees in your backyard is that a bonsai forest or a bonsai garden it's a garden

it's a garden are you sure yeah I'm on I'm on gardener Jesus Christ I'm on I'm on

you are on gardener.org I'm on gardenerforest.com gardenerforest gardenerforest. I'm on gardenerforest.com. Gardener Forest? Gardener Forest. Garden or forest. Oh, garden or forest. You just type in that and it says garden.

Garden. Yeah. Oak. Forest. If you put in something like Hot Wheels and it just keeps loading. It's not a good site. They need somebody going through the back end to fix all this stuff. The dark web? Yeah, you got to go on the dark web.

You can hack the White House website if you put in Hot Wheels. That's it. No need to hack it when you already got an outsider in there. All right. All right, Dave, what do you got? Was that an Obama thing? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Sometimes I don't get your humor. Topical humor. I only got so many years left. I got to say, I really enjoyed that little back rub. Oh, yeah? Well, Dave, 2AM Tapes is like a modern day Sam's Club. Sam's Club. I don't know what that is.

It's kind of like BJ's where you had to get- It's a Walmart, right? Huh? Isn't it a Walmart? Sam's Club? Yeah. No, Sam's Club's like BJ's. You need to be a member.

Like Sam Goody? It's like a modern day Sam Ash. Sam Ash was a music store. Sam's Club was like a grocery store kind of thing. Yeah, I think Joe's right. Yeah, no, I am right. Joe's definitely right. Garden.

Why don't you just hold the table on the side there by me? Because I'm waiting for Dave to give me something. Oh. So you hold the table. I'm br by me? Because I'm waiting for Dave to give me something. Oh, so you hold the tape. I'm bracing for tape. Well, Mike played one of my tapes, so I want to return the favor and play one of his. Look at that.

This is a brand spanking new... Look at that. ...tiny, whiny,, Mr. Matthews tape. Mm. Uh. I love the way this one came out. New 905 tape. Mike's label.

Mike's label. Also a celebration of Joe B. He did the artwork here. Joe B. does the, uh. The drawing. Some kind of, you know, tattoo flash. The new 905 style. Flash.

No, no, no, no. This is a custom piece. This is a flashy. What, this, what, what is, what is Flash? He is a custom piece. This is a flashy. What is Flash? He's a comic book character that runs really fast. Is it just like... Is that all the Flash can do is go fast? Or is it just like a sheet of things that you can pick from?

It's the designs you pick from when you come in. It's called Flash. It goes back to the carny days. It's your Flash. It's your Pazam. It's your... It's like the stuff that you put in it's your flash it's your pizam it's your it's your like it's like your uh the stuff that you put in your display window kind of sure yeah okay so so

flash is just something that's pre-drawn yes pretty much yeah okay and that's the only thing that makes it flash yeah okay yeah i just never knew yeah no like when you come in the shop in the front room all those designs that's That's Flash. That's Flash. Okay. I like that it's called Flash. Step up and get clowned. Yeah. That's from Flash.

I like it. It's called Flash. Yeah. Has it always been called Flash? Is that like a carny term? Yeah, I think it comes from like carny. Old carny, you know, maybe. 40s.

Anyway, more about the tape I just put out. Probably earlier, actually. Mike really went, I can see where you're actually. Let's stop talking about Joe's stuff. Let's talk about my stuff. He wants me to talk about his tape. Look at me! Look at me! Mike, I gotta say, this tape looks like a fresh pack of Marlboro Reds.

It does, doesn't it? If you mail the tape back, you get a coupon for $2 off one Marlboro Red. A single. A Lucy. A Lucy. If you tear off... That's illegal. Is this Marlboro Myers. A single. A Lucy. A Lucy. If you tear off... That's illegal. Is this Marlboro Myers on the inside here?

If you like... All nine of five tapes come with Marlboro Myers now. Oh, nice. So if you get the whole catalog, you might be able to get that pool table that Mike just got rid of. Hand that over. There's something I really like about this tape.

And I'm not sure if it was done on purpose. The tape's called 10 Cubaa 10 cuba libres and it says inside all cuba libres poured by mr matthews so you would think like that each track is a cuba libre right yeah and it's called 10 cuba libres but there are only eight tracks right but the last track is called closing credits blacked out at eight and i just wonder if that is like a purpose you know he purposely made eight tracks and called the last one like you set out to make 10 you set out to do 10 you only you only get to eight because you couldn't handle it because he blacked out at eight he blacked out at eight. He blacked out at eight. That sounds right. I'll tell you a little secret about the artwork.

Oh, ooh. Ooh. Tell me, Joe. It's not a secret. Okay. That big of a secret. So if you look at the cover, and he told me there's ten stars.

Oh, yeah, yeah. But you only drew eight of them. I only drew nine, and I was all done. And I was like, fuck, I only did nine. So Joe blacked out at nine. So I had to do that one big one in the middle. Well, here's my question. There's like one star, because it's like an arc of stars.

Yeah. And there's one right in the middle. If you were going to do 10, how was there going to be one in the middle? I don't know. You do one. I don't know. I fucked up. Yeah, you sure did.

Well, you fixed it. Did you tell him that? No. I didn't tell him anything. I didn't send him to him or nothing. He doesn't listen to this. You get what you get. You get what you get.

Alright. Dave, I'm going to hand this back to you, then you can hand it to me. Pageantry. I like the pageantry. I really like the halftone on the shells. Not officially released yet. These didn't drop? No, I still got a full bunch of them.

I don't like to release anything until everything's done Until everything's done and you get the three people that order it This is a nice thick stock too That's tight in there I don't like it when it gets too tight in there Just tight enough Make sure you eat that day Alright, we're gonna play

No, you're gonna play something You should just start saying that from now on. If somebody tells you, hey, you know what I'm doing on Tuesday? I'm going to go down and see my son play baseball down at, you know, he's playing it. Oh, yeah? Make sure you eat something. I'm going to tackle you as soon as you walk out of this room. All right.

What do you want to play, Dave? You want to play the cut? You want to play the single? The hit single? Play the cut, yeah. No, I want to play another show. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You guys want to hear Mr. Matthews rip it a little bit? Rip some leads? Yeah. Rip some leads. Just picture him with a keytar. Sitting in his room all day building sense and not coming out. I can do that. I can picture that. Everybody pictures him with a keytar. Sitting in his room all day, building sense, and not coming out. I can do that. I can picture that. Everybody pictures him doing that. No, picture him ripping a keytar

in the dark when we listen to this. Ponytail? Oh yeah, wet ponytail. Real wet? Oh yeah, soaking wet. Rubber band or a scrunchie? Let's hold it up. I want to say a cheetah print scrunchie. Old tank top, like a really loose tank top with Spud McKenzie on it.

And just a box of shorts underneath. And sandals. Camo shorts. Camo shorts, all right. The new camo, the digital camo? Like John Zorn camo shorts. Like the yellow and gray camo. All right, let's rip this one.

Mr. Matthews, 10 cooper libres on a little label called 905.com whose label is this Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Hot damn. Mr. Matthews. Hot leads. Hot leads. I believe he is starting to sell his synthesizers Yeah True Color of Venus

Is that the name of the Something like that Yeah TrueColorOfVenus.com perhaps Well that's I don't think that's live yet Yeah That's not live yet

Ooh Hasn't put it up on the web yet It's gotta go through But a lot of hoops you gotta go through They're very personal I believe You know He has to feel you out Yeah

Oh He's like Dan Higgs tattooing you? Yeah. It's like you can't pick what you get. You don't pick what you get, yeah. Looks you over. No labels. You're not getting any labels on that thing.

But you'll know where everything is, apparently. It's very intuitive out here. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Mike wouldn't be able to figure it out. No. No, no, no. I would just have Dave set it up every time,

and then one day he'd be like, I can't get to work and the batteries aren't in there. I'd take him out and put him in the smoke alarm. I asked him a while ago

to make me something and he said, yeah, but I think I didn't offer enough money so he just didn't make it. Yeah. That's fine.

Whatever. Tell me how much money you want. And then grab something out of the closet and give it to you. Yeah. I got X. Can you make me something? Yeah, we could do want. And then grab something out of the closet and give it to you. Yeah. I got X. Can you make me something?

Yeah, we could do something. That was the end? That was the end. Got nothing. You got to follow up, Joe. Got nothing. That's all right. I think I have to give him money.

Uh-huh. Like, not say, like, you make me something. That's how commerce works. Well, usually it's like an equal exchange, isn't it? Like, you give him some potatoes. At the same time. At the same time. At the same time? No.

You get the money and then you get the thing. Have you ever been to a store and the cashier's at the same time? No, at the same time. And then you held the money and they... Yeah. No, you get the money. I get the jeans or the haggers. Well, he's got to build it, too.

They're right there. Still doing the haggers, huh? Yeah, still doing the haggers. Except Macy's just is not carrying the ones anymore. I don't like work to the weekend. I was getting a little worried that they were going to discontinue Knights Bridges

where are you getting them from now? I'm going to well where am I getting them from or where have I'm a my pants I do I buy like four or five pairs every like three or four years

okay and Kmart? Kmart yeah but they had I forget what was before Knights but Comfort Action then they before Knightsbridge Comfort Action then they got rid of

Comfort Action but Knightsbridge was good it wasn't comparable Gene I'm not wearing I got my pajamas on now I'm a denim man to the bone

to the bone our ancestors were denim done with denim what are you are you a jean man I'm a jean man he's like a dark jean he's like a denim

like a jean yeah I like a nice dark jean. Dark jean, yeah. It's not stonewashed. Dark. No, no. That way it takes a really long time for him to fade. Yeah.

They look good. They look good. You look good. I look real good on you, Dave. Yeah. Stand up. They hook my balls real nice. Ooh, whoa.

Whoa. Easy. I'll bleep that. You're all too much information. The kids at home. What? I got a couple golf balls in my pocket. Oh, all right.

I like golf. It's dirty. You ever play golf? You already did. I. Dirty. You want to play golf? You already did. I'm going to play. You want to play golf? No. Don't get just started on golf.

Things we want to talk about golf. Well, you know what? My house used to back up to a golf course, Three Little Bakers golf course. Yeah. Play that course. It's pretty good. Yeah.

Our house was up on a hill up above the golf course, looked down on a fairway, and there was like a line of trees. So the people that were golfing couldn't see us where we were teeing off. But we could see them through the trees, and we'd wait for them to tee off, and then we would hit a ball onto the course at the same time.

That's fucked up. Oh, they'd get so angry. If you ever want to play this summer, if you want to play some golf, I'll play some golf. Oh, yeah, on a big course or like mini golf? No, not mini golf. I'll play putt-putt. Mini golf isn't a game.

That seems like a... No, I'm talking about golf. Yeah, but that's an investment. You got to get clubs. No, I got clubs. Oh, yeah? What do you... You got like some old-timey clubs?

I got a whole set. He's got the putter. You got the putter. The driver. The driver. And a wood. I got a wood and an iron. Okay, so you got like four or five.

No, I have a full set of clubs. A full set? Yeah. So when do you use a five iron and when do you use a six iron? Depends on the time. It depends on wind. Wind, you know. Okay, wind.

Grass length. Yeah, grass length. There's a lot of different factors. Bug exposure. Ball wetness. Ball wetness. We'll start out at Vince's. Dew point.

It's a three par. Okay. It's an three par. Okay. It's an easy course. Are you going to wear like a checkered hat? Well. Maybe like some plaid checkered pants? Frost consistency. I played a place once at Delcastle and you have to wear like a collar shirt.

Are you serious? Yeah. Bar coat. There's a dress code? There's dress code at these places, Dave. You guys look like an idiot. I don't like golf. I don't want to play this.

No, I wore a shirt that I got at Rugged Warehouse. That's a place, right? Sure. Yeah. It was a collared shirt, but it had little skull and crossbones all over it. Uh-huh. But they let me wear it. And you said you can't look like an idiot.

Yeah, I looked like an idiot. That was the point. I looked like an idiot. Yeah, it sounds like you look like an idiot. My wife got me a gag-gift collared shirt. It's like mustard orange, and it's got sunglasses all over it. Oh, that sounds good. My wife got me a gag-gift collared shirt. A dick? It's like mustard orange, and it's got sunglasses all over it. Oh, that sounds good. See, I don't know if that's a gag, because I see kids around U of D.

Yeah, she got it for him, and he was all laughing. Like, oh, it's really funny. And Jesse was like, yeah, it's funny. It's a joke. I saw a guy on campus with- She got the yellow matching pants and pushed them behind the couch. A guy on campus had shorts with little whales all over them. And he was seriously

wearing them. Dave's got pants and hot dogs all over them. giant sunglasses. She told me it was a gift but she told me it was a gag before she handed it to me.

What do you got? I'm gonna play this 6 a.m. tea time Jesus Christ on a cracker. Beautiful. Nothing like being on a well-groomed

piece of property form a log have a new record a newish record they should do a collab with forma i already made that joke really yeah oh no way to you know get on twitter joealog. Yeah, that's the joke. That was it. Did you think it was different? They have a newish record out, LP, and the label, Refulgent Sepulchre, I think is how you say it, label run by that dude who does that project, Unduent. Unduent.

Just put out a remix tape. The guy that works with Sal? Yeah, Lance, I believe is his name Lance Mountain or Lance Armstrong Get a job, nerd He's a scientist, isn't he? I think he's a scientist Sal wants to be a scientist

He'll never be anything This is a remix The record's called Two Benjis This is the Two Benjis remix cassette It's got some tracks from Who's on here? Newton. Khaki Blazer, which is one of the dudes from Mothcock.

Anjouin has a track on here. Out Mode. Puff Mutt. So what's the deal with this whole thing? Puff Mutt? It's a remix tape of what? It's a remix tape of the Formula Log record. Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, they already get their own remix record. Puff Mutt sounds like cereal. Like Puff Mutts. Puff Mutts. I love it. They're like chocolate puffies. I like frosted Puff Mutts.

They're like Cocoa Puffs, or they're like Corn Puffs, but they're chocolate. And it's a dog. Puff Mutts. Puff Mutts, yeah. Killer silkscreen. He has sunglasses on. Killer silkscreen cover here. Oh, that's nice.

Oh, shit. Oh, that's legit. Too legit to quit. All the tapes. I think he only has like five. This is like the fifth release or something like that. But they're always pretty crucial

looking J-cards. I'm going to play the Quicksales remix of Chain Valet, or Valet as our buddies over the pond call it. It's the first track on side a, uh,

what else do I want to say? Oh, here we go back to that. Who are our buddies over the pond? So in England they say valid. Yeah. So if a project was named, I don't want to get into this.

I don't want to get into this. Okay. You get into this every fucking time. Um, quick sales, Ben Billington, who's also a Tiger Hatchery. You would say valid.

This is his track from the Two Benjis remix cassette. Brand new one. Refulgence. It's a paltry. Let's go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Quick sales. Quick sales. Quick sales. Oh, quick sales. Oh, here we go.

The Chain Valet remix by Quick Sales on the 2 Benjis cassette. Remix cassette. Formal log. There's a lot of words Put them together Oh man that burps stinks Jesus Christ

I didn't think that I wouldn't be here We'll be back Alright Joe B You say Oh yeah we've been back Like do you mean Like in the physical sense

In the Tibetan sense You know this podcast We are all dying When I started it Two years ago I started it I didn't think That it would have

People call me All that they email me All they stop me on the streets and they say... Did you just mute me? Yep. I'll take a chance. You know, I played that Floating Gardens. Let's play some Golden Donna.

This new tape. Is it only like 100%? I really like... I think that's like a... The dude, Britt Brown, who does Not Not Fun, I think that's his label as well. Oh, yeah? I think. On the spine, it says 100%.

100%? Does it say Silk anywhere? No, well, the Silk is down at the bottom. Okay, all right, all right. That's Silk 64 in stereo, but at the bottom, top. 100%. 100%.

Yeah, it's pretty good. 100% Silk is a good name for a label. It is pretty good. Oh, I like this. This is like a tapioca colored gel. I really love this cover. I really love...

Oh, that is pretty tight. Yeah, there's a lot to like about that. Yeah. Describe that. There's a guy standing on some lines. I don't know if that's a guy.

Bunch of wavy lines. Just a couple wavy lines. Oh, Ghostbusters. What do you think about Ghostbusters 3 without, what's his face? What's that? Well, they're not going to do it. They're doing it. No, no, it's a go.

No, I heard they weren't doing it without him. No, I see. I read that they are doing it, but Ivan Reitman's not directing, but he's still co-producing. I don't like that then, unless they make him a ghost. But they can't make him, he's dead. Like, who's going to do the voice? Oh, yeah. How could they ever...

Oh, yeah. How could they take someone in a movie that's dead and do any movie magic with that? Make a hologram. Yeah, there's a hologram Tupac. What? Yeah, because Tupac has plenty of footage that you could splice together. They're making footage of... You don't think there's any footage of Remus in the round?

Yeah, no, I don't. Oh, give me a break. From what fat... He's fat now. Well, he won't be in this movie. Well, he's nothing now. Well, he still is. I mean, is something.

He's dead. Yeah, but he's still... His physical form is still there. Well, that's to be debated. What are you guys even arguing about right now? I forget. Something... Ghostbusters 3, whether it's happening or not.

Like a schooner is a catamaran is a boat. Are we playing this Golden Dawn tape? What's it called? Two. I.I. Golden Dawn tape. One. I believe a brand new one.

I read that as one one. Is this? I'm going to ask you a question. And maybe it's a silly question. Maybe it's getting really late. It's just Naroko. Dan's getting sleepy. Is this Naroko harder than most of them? Feel the bottom. Yeah, well, it's a Maxell.

So it's super... Yeah, it's a Maxell. Which I think is on purpose. The fine people... Just broke it. Put the hinges on this boy. These were oiled. No, they need to be oiled. They need to be oiled because they're squeaky. Who numbers this?

Who is this squeaky from? All right. Let's play this. Golden Dino. Put some cassette WD-40 on that. Aye, aye. Cassette. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. so Golden Donna 2. Damn.

A new one on 100%. Raver. That was good. Had me going like Bernie. You were doing some funky moves. I was. Sandpaper feet up on my shoulders. Yeah, he's not fucking around.

My foot was on his shoulder. And he's on the other side of the table. I had to walk all the way over there. It's all yellow on my shoulders. He's not fucking around. My foot was on his shoulder. And he's on the other side of the table. I had to walk all the way over there. It's all yellow on the bottom. Well, now your shirt's all weird discoloration. It's discolored. Wait, is it really? I think it actually is. We'll all get over it.

Might be a bit from my head. I got dandruff. I got dry skin. All around. Yeah? Oh yeah, bad. Put some oil on that. Nah, it doesn't help. Nothing helps. I got dry skin. All around. Yeah? Oh, yeah, bad. Put some oil on that. No, it doesn't help. Nothing helps. Nothing helps.

All right, my turn. Is it your turn? Is that how we're doing this? Yeah. Wait. No, you just played that. It's Dave's turn. It's my turn.

Okay. No, Dave went after you. No. It doesn't matter. We're going this way. We've been going this way all night. Yeah, it's my turn. I'm going to play this tape from a project called Telephone Mason.

And be careful with this, guys, because she's worth some money. She's worth some money. The bar of silver here. Hard to open. There's a tutorial online for how to open this tape if you can't find it. Really? Is that just tinfoil all over it? It's not that crazy.

It's like a polycase, right? It's aluminum foil, Joe. It's aluminum foil. They don't make tinfoil anymore? No, tinfoil is a thing. It's like a poly case, right? It's aluminum foil, Joe. It's aluminum foil. They don't make tinfoil anymore? No, tinfoil isn't a thing. They never made tinfoil. It's aluminum foil. Is it a poly case or a Noroco case?

It is a poly case. It's a poly case wrapped in tinfoil with a stick on the front. It's fucking aluminum foil. But look at this thing on the label's website. There's a how to open your telephone mason tape. I don't know if that's telephone or not. This is on, what's the name of this label? Arachnidisc.

Arachnidisc. You think that's pronounced telephone? Hold on, keep looking. Keep looking, because they give you instructions. You'll need something like this. Sharpie, arrow. A razor blade, a box cutter, or an X-Acto knife, and then it shows you with an arrow where to cut on the tape. Look at this. Did you need this, Dave,

when you opened yours? Nope. You can take it down. No one needs it. I just squoze it until it opened up. Do you say squoze? Because I say squoze and that's not a word. Well, it sounds right to me. It sounds right to me and I get made fun of. When you squoze tinfoil? The past tense of squeeze.

Squoze. Squoze. Squeezened. It might be squeezened. Squazed. I think squoze sounds right. Did you swallow some toothpick? I may have.

This label is a Canadian label, Arachnid Disc. Get out of here. Canadians. Apparently, they've been around since 99. The Canadians? Yeah. The label. been around since 99. The Canadians? Yeah. The label. Oh, look at that.

You turkeys. I was going to say, the Canadians aren't that old. What's that? We just got them. 99. 99. Yeah. That's crazy.

I just looked on Discogs and the oldest thing I could find was 2007. So maybe they released a a CDR in 99 the oldest thing you could find on Discogs was from 97 no 2007 put it away there's older things on Discogs Dave for this label Mike be specific

telephone mason be specific show your work did you open it up yet Joe you did did you see the little envelope inside? Yeah. Did you guys talk about it? No. There's this little envelope inside. Look at it. It's a tiny little guy. It's like an invitation

to a little gnome wedding. It's this tiny little envelope. Let's see what's inside of it. It's like a regular size envelope in your hand, Mike. It does look normal. Put it in Dave's hand. God, I'm dying. It's the size of a business card because there's a business card

in this envelope and like a fortune. The download code. Yeah, Dave, hold this envelope because right now I'm holding it and I'm like, speedy delivery, got your mail

and it's all normal. It actually looks big. Look at it. Oh my goodness. Look how it changed. I bet you I could seal that with one lick. Oh, definitely, yeah. I think you just put your whole...

to your tongue. It's not even a lick. Try it. Do it now. I don't want to seal it. How's the end download? Hold it up again. I want to see you hold that again. This looks really good. It looks so small.

What's in there? A business card and the download code. I also like the color of this cassette shell. It's like a radioactive orange. A radioactive orange. Biohazard, biohazard. There's a baby crying. Yeah, it always has to be a little bit quieter.

Your timing is impeccable, by the way. Have you been going to timing class again? You stopped going because you kept missing it. Which proved that you really didn't need it. Oh, man, I got bone water all over these tapes. All right. Jesus Christ. Let's play.

What are we playing? Arachnids? Arachnophobe? Arachnidists. How many pots did you smoke? Something on arachnids. Telephone masons. He said on arachnidists.

Uh-huh. And here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Telephone, Mason. That was a good one. That was tight. How do you say the name? What's the name of the tape? That's a good question. I don't't know do you have it over there it's french or something well i think i thought i looked up earlier oh i did you know what it means always everywhere hmm look at that or maybe everywhere always

you know depending googlelate's not always great. Good story, Mike. Thanks, man. I got a lot more. Oh, yeah? What other websites you want to hear about? You want to hear about Google Maps? YouTube.

YouTube. Some of the videos are pretty good, but some of the videos aren't. Some of them are okay. If you want me to go off on a tangent about the tutorial videos that people make, I'll do that because they're always horrible. You ever try to figure out how to do something on Photoshop by watching a YouTube video? And they're all like 12 minutes long. They play an entire Korn song in the beginning.

Everything's like, you know. What's up? It's your boy, Master Flash. A lot of people have been asking me how to take wedding rings out of photos. Yeah. In about 15 minutes, I'm going to start saying how, but it's not really going to help you. Another thing I hate is when you know what you want to do,

like you want to use a certain tool or do something. So you look up how to do it. And the person tells you reasons why you might want to do it. Like you don't tell me why. Like I'm not watching this tutorial. Like why would I do this? I know why you can do it. Show me how.

Show me how to do it. And turn the corn down. I don't need to hear the entire corn album in the background. It's good. Got to make it cool. You do if you want hits. Yeah, I mean, you're making Photoshop tutorials. Yeah.

Got to make it cool. Got to make it cool. It's got to pop. It's got to be sexy. It's got to pop. It's got to sizzle, man. It's got gotta bop i'm gonna play a tape that um the kid's got a bop to it i'm gonna play a tape i'm kind of

confused about it now i think the label is called betal tapes b-e-y-t-a-l tapes and i think the project is also called Betel tapes what? I think the name like the tape like the packaging it's like two strips of magazine it's like two strips of magazine paper imagine if you will I need to hold it because I don't want to describe it two strips of magazine paper the width of

the cassette and like three panels long right sewn together like stitched together and like silk screened really heavily and it says a betel tape performed by betel tapes whoa it says that yeah explain that to me so that's the name of the project too huh i guess i see what you did there joe b got to the bottom of that case. I got to say, I don't like that there's all this thread hanging off it. No, me neither, because earlier I thought it was the polyester from that other tape,

and I tried to pull it, and I almost knocked the stack down. Maybe just burn it off, like you do on your sweatshirt. Yeah, it's kind of annoying. But you got, I mean, at least I would say I really like the packaging. You don't think you're going to tug at that? I'm definitely going to tug at it. Okay. This is a whole, this is like a scratching post for a cat. Oh, don't think you're going to tug at that? I'm definitely going to tug at it. Okay. This is a whole, this is like a scratching post for a cat. Oh, don't open that one in front of me.

This orange one? Yeah. Oh, the orange and the green? All right. So I'm going to play something off this Baytel Tapes. I think it's Baytel Tapes. It's self-titled, so the tape's also called Baytel Tapes. On BaytelTapes.com.

All right. Here we go. All right. THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Oh, my God. Thank you. The End Thank you. Oh, my God! Thank you. so Okay. Bait Al Tapes or Bait Hole Tapes or something like that. I think that is the project name and the label name. I could be wrong. But if you Google B-E-Y-T-A-L, Tapes, maybe you'll get to the bottom of it. Or maybe you'll find something really weird. Maybe, yeah.

Maybe Rockapella will be in the background rooting for you. Who? Rockapella from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego. Oh, I don't remember that. And they'll be like, What in the World is Baytown Tapes? Where in Space is Carmen Sandiego. On the computer. On the computer.

When I was a kid. You find her? No. She's still out there. There's nine planets. Pluto was still a planet, so there was a lot of options. That seems very difficult. Like, all of space?

She can be anywhere in space. It was just our solar system, actually. I would just get out still. I didn't like... I had a version of that game on the computer. I didn't like how there was a little character that talked to you all the time. No matter how far I advanced, he always called me a gumshoe. Oh, really?

Yeah. To this day, Dave, in that game, I learned about a little about... It's an educational game. Because I learned about gravity. Because you can't just go from one planet in a straight line to the next planet. I have a weird feeling that we had this exact same conversation. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we talked about that.

In Carmen Sandiego, because you had to use gravity. You got a slingshot. You got a slingshot. So, like, if you wanted to go from Earth to Pluto, it took a while, because you had to do this kind of zigzag. You got to go around it. We definitely had this exact same conversation. Oh, it's pretty cool.

Yeah. Two years, everybody. You saved fuel by the way, too, because you used gravity. What's the point of slowing down? Two years You thought you heard that conversation two months ago? Here it is again Oh man I can skip the gym tomorrow

I'm laughing so hard tonight Orca life tape Oh, man, I can skip the gym tomorrow. I'm laughing so hard tonight. What tape do we play next? No, what tape? We'll play the Orca Life tape. Okay. Orca Life tape on... What label is this on? Chill Mega Chill? Oh, that's the tightest name for a label ever.

On Chill Mega Chill. Project's called Orca Life. The tape's called Modern Living. Nice blue shell. Nah, that's your standard. And didn't you say this guy does... I don't know that for a fact. I wasn't looking that up.

Google that. Yeah, I'm actually going to look that up once we play this. So, all right. Chill Mega... What was it? Chill Mega Chill? Yes. Number 32.

Is that a flamingo? Yeah, the logo's a little flamingo. They are chill as shit. They wear sunglasses. They are chill as Yes. Number 32. Is that a flamingo? Yeah, the logo's a little flamingo. They are chill as shit. They wear sunglasses. They are chill as shit. I bet you think they're sleeping right now on the beach. I don't think they're sleeping. No, they're chilling.

Yeah, they're chilling. It's mid-sleep. They're legally awake, but they're technically asleep that's how chill they are we'll look up some more information on this while it's playing let's jam this Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Orca Life.

Was your mic off there that first time? Had my hips shaking. Are we all on? We're all on orca life modern living cassette on it is chill mega chill yeah chris roberts the guy who runs uh the label otherworldly mystics who put out that comp yeah book one i believe it was called we played i want to say tetrahominoid yeah Really good comp. Definitely worth checking out that label. I've never heard of Chill Mega Chill before. I'm going to dig into this and see what they got. Not right now, Joe. Not now?

No. I thought you were on the thing. I got to look at Santa under a microscope. Santa under a microscope is crazy. There's a lot of other internet stuff I have to do. It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like Chex Mix. It does. More delicious. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. It's real good. It's like Chex Mix.

It does. More delicious than Chex Mix, though. Yeah, there's candies. We talked about it. Yeah, there's candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yogurt-covered things. Oh, yeah.

All kinds of sweet little treats. Love a sweet treat. Speakers. What's your favorite sweet treat? What's my... Jesus, put me on the spot like that, huh? What's my favorite... Well, you know what?

I have a soft spot for... Good and Plenty's. No, close. You're kind of close that gummy cut oh yeah that's one of my favorites I'm gonna

now this is like just because I have a soft spot for him Whoppers Jesus Christ Mike and Ikes Mike and Ikes oh so you're the same as Dave you're like the sweet

I like a Mike and Ike not a chocolate man I'm more of a no no I'm a chocolate man you better you better bet the farm I'm a chocolate man, Joe.

But you asked me what my favorite... I don't really like sweet treats. No, you don't. But if I had to... It would cut into my head. It would be a Butterfinger. Butterfinger? Really? What's so funny about that?

Because of Bart Simpson? Yeah. Bart Bart Simpson don't have a cow man cow cowabunga alright let's end this night our cartoon characters don't say cowabunga enough anymore eat my shorts our cartoon characters used to say outrageous things like cowabunga and eat my shorts. Our cartoon characters

used to say outrageous things like cowabunga and eat my shorts on a regular basis. You had Beavis. You had Bart. You had Butthead. You had Ren Stimpy.

Now you know what? It's not the same as it used to be. It's not the same. Nothing's the same as it used to be Dave. Two years have gone by boys.

Yep. Two year anniversary. What are we going out with? We're going to take this gone by, boys. Yep. Two year anniversary. What are we going out with? We're going to take this one home with some German Army. Oh, German Army. This is a tape on one of our favorite labels, Field Hymns.

One that hasn't come out yet. No? No, it's not released yet. Advanced copy? Yeah, they tend to send us copies pretty early. German Army sent us this the band the dudes oh really yeah okay huh okay well we tend to get stuff from field hymns early anyway we've gotten stuff from them pretty early in the past but the tape's tight i always forget

because we played german army in the past and when i hear that name i'm like you know i just picture like a you know power electronics or something like that. But it's always crazy, like all over the place. This cover is awesome. Yeah. Artwork's tight. Artwork's always tight on this label. The whole execution on Field Hams is always good.

Went big on yellow. Look at the inside of the J card though. It's a nice little surprise. What the fuck? Oh, shit. That's awesome. There's some blue and some,

all right. The outside, you know, it's all yellow with the, you know, with some red going on there. Yeah. It's some orangish.

On the inside, just a flood of cyan with a, with like this, like a 1980 this 1980s T-shirt. Yeah. It's a forest and there's a sun. That's his German army. That's awesome. So you're telling me this is good, Dave?

I'm telling you it's real good. Is that what you're saying? I'm telling you it's real good. I'm telling you it's good. All right. Well, let's go out. Episode number 43, the two-year anniversary show. Thanks for listening.

Don't. Oh, come on. They're going to mute show. Thanks for listening. Don't. Oh, come on. They're going to mute me. We can go out on that. We're going to go out on this German Army cassette. It's coming out very soon, we would assume, on Field Hymns. Thanks to Wishbeam for the intro. Thanks to Wishbeam for the intro.

Joe, Dave. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I'm glad we made it two years, fellas. They said it couldn't be done. They said it shouldn't be done. They say it's your birthday.

They said physically it couldn't be done. They said sexually we couldn't do it. And here we are. Thanks for everyone for listening. Tabs out. Cheers. © BF-WATCH TV 2021