Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #44 | 4.18.14

Episode Date: April 19, 2014

Black Unicorn, Broken Key, Charles Barabé, Negative Energy, Blackhoods, Yom San, Symbol, Tlön, Ghost Dudes, Endless Bummer, Mads Emil Nielsen, Zaïmph & Yekoo, Reebok Occult, Sugarm, and Matt Boettke.

Hi, I'm Shao Bhabi, and you're listening to Tabs Out. If this guy wants to be Kurt Cobain, he should blow his brain out. Two ahs Oh yeah Oh yeah too One oh yeah Two ahs And a Oh Damn Beautiful day today

It was nice Bluebird sky up there What? A bluebird sky? What's that? Well I mean it's pretty descriptive Just figure it out Tabs out cassette podcast

It's really blue Number 44. What was that? Shh. What's that? Did you hear that? Yeah. It sounds like a motorcycle backfiring.

I don't know what that was. That was crazy sounding. But I couldn't tell what that was. I sharted. I'd check on your car if I were you. That sounded down there, though. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 44. You think I should check on my car?

Eh, maybe later. Wait. It was a motorcycle. It was a motorcycle. Dave was right. Dave, goddamn. I got ears like a... He's an engineer over here.

Chihuahua. They do have good hearing. Yeah. Steve Albini over here. Well, their head is all here. That was actually a Mitsubishi 485. Is that how Steve Albini talks? No, but...

Actually, I have no clue. I think that's right. I think that's accurate. Where's he from? Chicago? Charles Barberay. With the intro. To the show tonight.

Is that your Charles Barberay accent? Yeah. That's the best I can do. It's pretty good. Thanks, man. His voice is pretty intense. No effects on that. Really?

No effects. I like no effects. Actually, I don. Really? No effects. I like no effects. Actually, I don't really like no effects. I do. I like the longest line, that EP. Yeah. You know what? I don't think I've ever heard a single no effects song.

No? Really? No, I think I maybe heard a piece of no effects once, and I was like, ah, this is stupid. Yeah. But I don't think I've ever heard an entire no effects song. I wasn't super into them. I was a bad religion man. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. He was a NoFX man. I was a bad religion man. Well, enough about that. I like Van Halen. And ACDC. I'm serious. I listened to my dad's music until I was like, in like my sophomore year of high school.

Yeah. You didn't watch 120 Minutes? 120 Minutes? Yeah. No. No. Wait, the Minutes? 120 Minutes? Yeah. No. No. Wait, the MTV show? The MTV program?

No. Pretty pivotal? No. Yeah. I watched Beavis and Butthead. Sometimes I watched Headbangers Ball, but it was pretty stupid. Yeah, I didn't like Headbangers Ball.

Who was the host back in the day? Who's Ricky Rackman? Ricky Rackman. It was Ricky Rackman. Matt Pinfield was 120 Minutes, right? Yeah. There was somebody before him, though. There was Ricky Rackman. Matt Pinfield was 120 Minutes, right? Yeah. There was somebody before him, though. There was someone before him, but I can't remember who it was.

Kurt Loder. I can't believe that was really a motorcycle. Yeah, it was a motorcycle. It was crazy sounding. Jesus, Dave. It sounded like a motorcycle backfiring, Mike. He's got the ears of a much younger man. There it is again.

What is that motorcycle? You think it's doing jumps You know what it is It's like It's the first nice day of the year So he's like Blowing out all the chunks Okay Is that an industry term

Yeah Like that's First day of the year Honey I'm taking the bike out To blow out all the chunks Don't forget to blow the chunks out I'm gonna blow the chunks

God damn it Lisa Alright who wants to play a tape B why don't you start tonight What I'm starting B start Who goes after B damn it, Lisa. All right, who wants to play a tape? B, why don't you start tonight? What? I'm starting? Who goes after B? That's going to be really confusing.

We'll figure that out. Okay. Let's play this Black Unicorn tape that we got a while ago. And I brought it one time, but I forgot to tape it at work. You brought the case, but the tape wasn't in there? I brought the case, yeah. That won't do you any good. No. Kids, if you're going to get into cassette tapes,

if you're going to get into cassette tapes, if you're going to get into cassette Colutre, you're going to want the Noroco, you're going to want the J card, but you're also, little known fact, you're going to want that tape. You do, yeah. It's important. I had the download code in there. We could have downloaded it, I guess, last time and pretended.

We could have just read the download code, and then everyone could have done the legwork. This is on Field Hymns. Hell of a label. I really enjoy the picture on that one. The dude from Fieldhams does all the artwork. This is nice. I think it's like Tiny Lawnmowers or something like that is the name of his like.

His design house. Yeah, the stuff he does all his artwork under. I hate the way wine smells. That's just a terrible smelling wine. My wine. My wine. This is straight from the box, so it's fresh. That was good. Oh, it's a box of wine? Yeah.. My wine. This is straight from the box, so it's fresh. Those for it.

Those are good. Oh, it's a box of wine? Yeah. Did you just nail an impressions tonight? Thanks. I'm doing one. I got a CD coming out. I didn't know you were an impressions man. I knew you were a joke man.

There's a lot you don't know about me. I branch out. Man. Did you know apparently there's like high quality box wines? Oh, yeah? Yeah. They're putting wines in cans now too. Wines in cans? No, that's not always sunny in Philadelphia.

No. They're really doing it. That's probably where they got it then. Probably. Jerks. Jerky. Hey jerky. Hey rub a neck. Alright, play the A side of this. Let's talk about this real quick. Let me see the cover. Let's talk about it.

First of all, the first thing I'm going to say that I like is that I like this deep, like, cobalt blue shell with the lavender imprint. Lavender. It's a nice contrast. Yeah. Let me see that. That's not really a contrast. See, this is the kind of stuff that we do.

That's not contrast. What's contrast? Well, contrast would be, like, red against green or purple against yellow. Those two? That's it? Well, those are... It pops against. It pops against.

It's a completely different color. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like almost the exact same color. High contrast. That's high contrast. That's as high as you... That's as high as you can. No, no, no.

Actually, it's not. Actually, it's not. This is low contrast. Black and yellow is the highest contrast. Black and yellow is the highest you can get. I heard salmon and goldenrod is the highest contrast. Do we know who Black Unicorn is? No, we don't.

But there was a guy from Philly that used to use that moniker. That's right, right? Moniker? It's probably the same person, right? You're saying no one else put black in front of unicorn? I like how there's two pictures of two unicorns running on a beach on the cover. Or on the inside of the cover. You think that's from Legend?

You think that's from Legend? No, I think that's an actual photograph of the last two unicorns. I saw a unicorn at Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus one time. Oh, yeah? It was a goat. Not a goat. I don't know what it was. You ever have unicorn meat?

I think it was a goat with one horn. Canned. Canned. Well, that's the only way you can get it anymore is canned. Canned unicorn meat is... It's delicious. The texture is delicious. Yeah, I like it when you get the little... You gotta drain all the juice. It's a little gamey for me.

It's a little gamey. You gotta boil it in milk, Jed. That gets rid of the gamey flavor. You open the can and you strain out. There's a bunch of sparkly pink liquid that you have to strain out. Oh, you're supposed to eat that. Oh, you eat that? Yeah, yeah. I dip chips in it. Makes my throat numb.

Black Unicorn Trace Landscapes cassette came out two batches ago on Field Hems. Well, let's get into this tip right now. Whatever you say. Who may or may not be from Philly. Thank you. The Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Black Unicorn. Black Unicorn. Those waves were hitting the beach. La Unicona de Negro. Do you think they recorded that at the beach where those unicorns on the inside were?

I think it actually says that on the insert. It says recorded at the beach where those unicorns on the inside were? I think it actually says that on the insert. It says recorded at the beach where these unicorns are? Yeah. From the insert. Wouldn't it be like uno, uno... Well, that's saying one. How do you say corn in Spanish? Maze.

Uno maze. Oh, you're saying unicorn. Negro uno maze. Hmm. But unicorn means one horn. So we got to figure out. One piece of corn. One piece of corn. That's why they call a horse with one horn and they call it one piece of corn.

Oh, is it like because the horn looks like a cow? It looks like, what are those things called? Candy corn. Yeah. Is that where that comes from? Yeah, you didn't know that? No. Wikipedia.

Okay, we'll later. It's good. Snopes that. If more people knew about that Then more people would probably Eat the candy corn I love candy corn You don't like candy corn?

It always seems like The last thing to go Yeah Go where? Where are you guys going? Alright speaking of going Dave you wanna go And play a tape?

Good one Mike Thanks Good transition I've been waiting for someone To mention going somewhere for about four or five months now. I think I want to play a tape. He thinks. Well, I haven't decided yet. He thinks.

He thinks. Oh, you know what I want to play? I want to play the Burpee Key. Oh, Phil Hems, by the way, has a new batch out with German Army, which we played last time, I think, and Scammers. Scammers. You want to check that out. All right, Dave, go ahead.

Cheaters. What do you think now? Dave, go ahead. He's all locked up now. We're all done. He's jamming them up. Broken Key. Broken Key.

What do you know about Broken Key? I don't know anything about Broken Key, but I got this tape, and it's a split with... What is it? Near Earth. And it came out on WordWord. You guys remember? Oh. Yeah, I remember WordWord.

Knocked the only ghoul. Oh, yeah. Knocked the only ghoul. We played a few other tapes from WordWord. I remember every time we played something, we'd talk about their website because it looks like an Angel Fire site from, like, 98. I think fucking Lord of the Rings over here got the tape all...

What'd I do? J-Card all mangled up. No, it came like that. Oh, yeah. That's all chewed up. I made 16 of these. Yeah. Super, super limited.

I didn't do anything. It's just gnawed at. That's how... Some J-Cards get gnawed at in the process of dubbing oh man oh that's really bad though yeah somebody got to this yeah i almost didn't listen to it looks like a hamster got to this thing took this out took this out real bad i fucking hate when uh the, like the fold lines on a J card are perforated instead of scored. Yeah. And like, because this one's about to just like rip off. Look at that. That's what

perforation's for. Ripping. I know, but you don't want to rip apart the J card. So I'm agreeing with you. That's why this is stupid. Okay, because I was about to punch you right in the face. That's why this is dumb. Remember like the old Bobo baseball cards that were like that? They were were perforated and real thin. No.

My parents bought me real ones. They had to prove that they loved you. I just got cheap to the cheap ones that I had to tear apart. Your dad would come home and throw you a steak wrapped in the butcher's paper and the shitty baseball cards. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Dave.ave comes on like a huge paper towel yeah like a complete set that's actually a good idea why don't they make toilet paper to look like baseball cards so when you're taking a poop you sit there and you're like oh look at that von hayes do they have toilet paper that has like patterns printed on it yeah they do they do but i think it's like, it's not like a bold pattern. It's like, you know, little flowers and stuff like that. You gotta really stare at it.

Yeah, because you don't want to ink it up down there. You don't? I mean, every... Remember magic eye paintings? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not paintings, but like posters. Yeah.

Whatever happened to those? They still got them. Not as big as they used to be, huh? No. When they came out, they were crazy. Yeah. You stared at them long enough? Yeah.

I remember when I finally got it to work. Yeah. Blew my mind. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. I would have to cross my eyes to make it work. That's how I do it. Yeah.

But when you do that, it goes inverse. Oh, really? Okay. You get sucked into it. Well, no. Instead of looking like... You ever get sucked into one? Coming out, it gets concave instead of convex.

Okay. I went to grade school with a kid who got sucked into one. He had to live in it for eight years. Isn't that like a fairy tale? Then you burn it and he comes out. No, it happened. I believe you. Do you think Carmine Apollo ever had to tell stories about you?

No, I don't. The way I tell stories about my grade school buddies no i don't think so i think it popped in my head the other day i think i'm long forgotten i was like for those who don't know i have friends from my middle school age that i tell stories about and everyone thinks i'm making them up because just because i didn't have friends in high school doesn't mean i didn't have friends in like sixth grade for some reason i thought i was like i wonder if he's like sitting around with his buddies at the bar with man middle school Mike Haley made fun of

this kid at the bound by the loading dock it was crazy it was a loading dock at San Anthony's I'm referencing a different story okay all right well let's play something from this was a

broken key split with near earth on word word you can play a couple tracks couple tracks were they short they, short guys? Super short guys. Some nuggets. Two strips of bacon. First three or four tracks here.

And boom goes the dynamite. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm sorry. Hello, Oscar. Hello, Big Ben. Hello, Mr. Cooper. Hooper? Hooper? Hooper. All right, all right, enough of this cheeriness. I want to sing my song. Turn the page.

Now, let's read the story together. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. so so yo that was crazy right yeah that was really good that was crazy, right? Yeah, that was really good. That was awesome. All over the map. All over the map. You never expect when you get a tape that the J-card, a hamster got to it. I was just telling Dave, like, it seems like he's the one, he always gets, like, the shitty, the one, he always gets the ones at the end when we're passing them around with the shittiest

covers. Yeah. And me and you are like, nah. And one, he always gets the ones at the end when we're passing them around with the shittiest covers. Yeah. And me and you are like, nah. And then they're always awesome. Yeah. It's like, it's all mangled up.

It's numbered like nine out of 16. 16. And like panel on the inside. But it's really fucking good. Yeah. Yeah. I expect that to be somebody like flushing the toilet

and then yelling. Ah! Ah! Daddy! And then just turning the sink on for an hour, brushing their teeth. That was killer. Yeah. Broken Key, is that what it was called? Broken Key, yep. Tight, tight, tight.

That was a C40 on word word. Alright, me's turn? I guess so. You know who I'm gonna play? Nope. Our good friend of the show, Charles Butler. Who did the intro. Who did the intro. Nope Our good friend of the show Charles Bobbler Who did the intro Runs Local Records

Just put out Why are you talking like that? Because that's how he talked He's doing an impression He's the impression man Now he does impressions Carrot Top didn't do impressions He did props

Speaking of props You know what I thought would be really funny? A prop of something over here. Carrot Top didn't do impressions. He did props. Speaking of props, you know what I thought would be really funny? What? A prop. A prop of something. A prop that does an impression. Dave, that's hilarious. Dave! Who are you all of a sudden with your props? Don't step on my joke! A cane. Alright, stop, stop. A cane, but it talks

with a cockney accent. You're like, it's Michael Caine! A carrot... Nailed it. Top that. Carrot top lie. Stop that. Oh, it would be... Carrot top lie

would be horrible. No, it should come with a... No, no, no. It should come with a big booklet that then each joke you flip the page and then you hear the joke

and then you can see it. No, I think it should come with a giant box of all of the props. Turn turn to page two and instructions of how to put them together so you listen to the first bit and then you're like oh you ever see this this is like this is like if a white supremacist went to a dodgeball contest and then you pause pause here and you pause and you put together like the hood and like the dodgeball all That Michael Caine, you took that from something. You didn't just off the cuff. I can't believe you would think that that was so good

that I took that from something. You definitely took it from something. I literally threw the word Michael before the word Caine, and that was it. You said it's a Caine with a cockney accent, Michael Caine. It's not that good. It's pretty good. Well, you know, when you're a comic genius...

Okay, Charles... Charles Bubbery. Just put out a... How would you say that name? Black Giver? Or is that G-I-V-R-E? I would say Giver. Yeah.

Okay. Is that the French way? It's Giver. Don't get me started on the French. It's Giver. Just put out this split. What color tape is that? Putting you in color.

Yeah, what is that? That's like a... It's kind of a... Is that a seafoam? It's kind of olive-y, but... No, seafoam's brighter. Okay. Oh, you really used that band-aid, huh?

It's like a paler, like, army color green. Yeah, it is kind of army color. It's a pretty one. With a little bit of white. We'll give him that. It's like a cream... It kind of army color. It's a pretty one. With a little bit of white. We'll give him that. It's like a cream. It's like creamsicle. It wasn't.

It's not creamsicle. It's nothing like creamsicle. Creamensicle. If creamsicle was printed on that, though, it would contrast really well. Well, you know, that's debatable. This was very limited. I forget to what. Do you get what contrast is now?

I just thought it was like two things with each other or anything. And it didn't matter what it was. Now I get it. I like the cover. Thanks. Thanks? What did you do for that? Did you do that cover?

I'm holding it. It's black and white. This is contrasting. That's the heaviest contrast. No, yellow and purple or yellow and green. Anyway. It's black and white. This is a contrasting. That's the heaviest contrast. No yellow and yellow and purple or yellow and green. Anyway, black and yellow. His track on this. It's a bunch of comments from a John Cage video for 433 on YouTube.

On YouTube. Sure. Yeah. On YouTube and put into like, you know, a synthetic voice thing. So you type in one and you type in. It's YouTube comments. Yeah, on YouTube. And put into like a synthetic voice thing. So you type in one and you type in... What? It's YouTube comments? Yeah, it's YouTube comments.

Those are the best. Typed in... Those are really good. Typed into like a synthetic voice thing and then played back like 120 of them or something like that. This is conceptual as shit. First of all, the comments... There's something on Tabs Out.

There's something on our website about it, and I listed all the comments. There's like 126 comments or whatever. I listed them all. And the track's actually like... That's my essay. The track is... Beyond it being awesome, like an awesome idea,

it's a really good track. The sounds in the background are pretty killer. But we'll play a little bit from the middle. All right. Let's do it. I'm into it. Okay. Well, Charles Bob Ray.

Split with Black. What are you doing? We already went over that, Dave. We're heading the game. Black Giver or Black Gver? I don't know. Give it to me. With the fingers you gotta do the hand motions. Unlock a who and here it is.

I have nothing but hatred for this man in his so called music. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. He had no talent so he resorted to gimmicks like this. John Cage is laughing in his grave right now that people are taking this seriously.

Pretentious faggot. it. This is dumb. It is not music. This is bullshit. This is fucking retarded. All this is unnecessary and pretentious. This is just shit. The only thing it has going for it is originality, and that's because everyone who thought of it before realized it's a fucking neurotic idea and didn't do it. If you think this is good you are a pretentious nude. The stupidest thing I've ever seen. This is one of the most retarded things I've ever seen. This is the worst thing ever composed. Anyone can do it. You can say whatever you want. This is just fucking ridiculous.

This is pretentious garbage at its worst. This is like someone putting up a blank canvas and calling it art, or a book of 1,000 empty pages and calling it poetry. This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen in my entire life. Anyone complimenting this piece of crap is just eating up the bullshit of this performance. This is pretentious crap. Worst piece of modern art ever. 4 minutes and 33 seconds of my life wasted. Fuck this shit. It doesn't have any sense.

Who the fuck would do that? How this can be considered a piece of art? Anyone can make this. Fuck this shit. Did they have to pay to watch this shit? This is not music. This is not a composition. If you think this has any merit whatsoever, you should not be able to breathe.

What a waste of fucking time. This is total crap. A lack of art is simply not art. Anyone could pour their name to silence. It is shit like this which gives a bad name to modern art and makes people unwilling to explore the good stuff which is hidden under mountains of uninspired nonsense. I know that, ultimately, these ridiculous creations are supposed to raise the question of what art is, but whatever it is, it is not this. I don't expect all music to be along the lines of Tchaikovsky's Romeo and Juliet overture, nor do I expect all paintings to be in the same vein of Picasso, but this just pieces me off. The audience is applauding

nothing. Stupidest thing I have ever seen. Hope the audience didn't have to pay to hear silence. This was shit. I'd rather watch past grow. Even I couldn't play that. John Cage was the greatest troll in the history of man. What a pretentious douche. Fuck it. Waste of time.

Dude. Fuck you. This is not music. That's America. It's all about reputation. They destroy the integrity and authenticity of art. If I did a song like that it would be crap, boring, and sums you up. One of the points of the composition is telling that music is sound And sound has nothing to do with art What a waste of fucking time

John Cage, the troll of the classical world This is not music See? No I This is not music. See? No. I be taking shits with more meaning than this. I won't try to give this a music. Fuck me, I have wasted precious minutes just to watch this shit. This is not music that is cultural poverty. What a load of shit. Just self-indulgence. This is a man sitting at a piano doing nothing for four and one half minutes. Him trying to justify his pretension by saying that music is all around us. We just have to listen as insulting to people's intelligence, he pretended he was the only person on planet Earth to

have been caught. Anyone could do this. I'm pretty sure you're one of those types of hipster that would consider a lump of steaming shit art if John Cage took one in front of you. And of course, your intelligence is automatically correct simply because someone convinced you of bullshit. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here watching you say that doing nothing This is bullshit. Yo, people on the internet hate shit. They hate stuff they don't understand. This is bullshit. Yo, people on the internet hate shit.

They hate stuff they don't understand. Not even that they don't understand anything. Not even that they don't understand actually anything. Yeah, you're right, you're right. This is a video. My favorite comment. Fuck you. My favorite comment was, it wasn't on the part that we played, it's at the beginning. Somebody says, if I wanted to listen to nothing, I would just stay home.

That's where you listen to nothing. How did they get to this John Cage video? That's one of my questions, Joe. A lot of people said, like, four and a half minutes of my life wasted. So once you got to the two-minute mark, you weren't just like, fuck this, I'm turning it off. I stopped watching YouTube videos all the time. I'm sitting through it. I'm watching the whole thing.

Fuck you. Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck this. Fuck you for making me watch this. That's weird. Yeah, man. People hate... People hate everything. Oh, yeah.

Well, John Cage was a... He was a pretentious hipster. He was. You gotta give him that. This is fucking stupid. Who is... It has no sense. Guitar player guy.

Slash. Guitar player guy. Have you ever played that video game for Sega. Guitar player guy slash... Guitar player guy. Have you ever played that video game for Sega? Guitar player guy? Who would just be like, came out right before Guitar Hero? Bing bing bing. Oh, Derek Bailey? Derek Bailey.

I still, I want to get it. Yeah. I don't get it. Yeah, I've never been able to get into him. Have you ever watched any Derek Bailey videos? No, it's pretentious bullshit. There's one. He's older, whatever, and it's like a private concert with a group of people.

And he's kind of like just kind of telling little jokes in between. But he's literally just. Like Carrot Top. I mean, he's literally just not even noodling. He's just like. And people are like. Losing it. Losing it., losing it. Loving it. Loving it.

I never understood what was so... You guys don't... First of all, you guys... I'm trying to get it. Well, you guys don't appreciate art the way that somebody like I... Kijihano, too. Yeah, yeah.

I fucking can't stand it, man. I like his haircut. God! I do like his haircut. His haircut's nice. He's cool as shit. I don't get it. It fucking can't stand it, man. I like his haircut. God! I do like his haircut. Yeah, his haircut's nice. He's cool as shit. I don't get it. It's just, it's really uncomfortable.

Yeah. I like weird stuff. But, man. I'm a weird guy. I'm a weird man to weird things. If I wanted to listen to nothing, I'd stay home. I love that. When I go out, I want to listen to something.

I have a nice companion. Wait, I have a question. I got a question for that person. Were they at the library watching that video? Aren't they already at home? That's a good point. Internet cafe. They're big in Europe.

There's an internet cafe in downtown. Oh, really? Yeah. They have coffees? There's a little sign outside that says internet cafe. I think he's implying that he wouldn't go to a concert hall. I think one of my favorite comments is

they should boo him. Yeah, they should definitely boo him. You have a nice companion tape. It'll go well with this. This is from Negative Energy.

Negative Energy. Is that the name of the group? Or the name of the project? Yeah, I'm guessing. Yup. This is number two. Hmm. I have number one.

It's good. Yeah. The title of this tape is called Thief. I like the cover. It's printed on like a photo, glossy photo paper or whatever. It's just a razor, huh? It's just a razor. How many blades?

That's a, I don't know. They do them with five now. Five? I love how they keep adding like a fifth blade and then the small one for the for the like the close shave yeah for the little hairs i think they actually got some lasers on it on like photo paper that's what i said but i mean like you gotta like you know it's actually like they developed a photograph yeah right yeah because it it has like the time stamp and all that stuff on the back.

Did you touch this yet? I'd love to. Touch this. Oh, God, I've been waiting for it. They actually went to Walgreens and got photos printed. Yeah, this is like... Okay, Fuji Color Crystal Archive paper. It says it right there. It's like a watermark all over the back.

Oh, I see it. That's a high contrast. There's a date on here, too. It's not at all, because it's hard to see. No. That's why it's not. But tell them that. I do dig the...

I wanted to get confused. Like, the J card, it just, you know, all white, negative energy number two on the spine, just the razor on the cover, and the word thief. Real big. Just an aerial on the... Oh, is that aerial? Right? Oh, I don't know.

I don't know my... What's number one look like, Dave? I don't know my font names. What does number one look like? Negative energy it it's um how many blades i thought you meant in the font for some reason three blades three the uh number one is a black cover and it's uh like a old-fashioned like regular blade oh there's a theme going on here i see what they did there just a single blade like on the judas 30 that Just a single blade. That kind of blade. Why are you saying this is a... Well, you'll see.

I'm excited. Look at that orange shell. That's a beauty. I want side A, but I don't remember. There's a screw on here, huh? There's a dimple on both sides. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.

Negative energy, number two. Self-released? I don't know. There's a dimple on both sides. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. All right. Negative energy, number two. Self-released? I don't know. Self-released? I didn't do any digging either. That was a good Yoda. I did some digging.

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Do we talk about that I don't know We don't know We just don't know I think it's self release I think it's self release Yeah I'm gonna assume it

I mean you know See how that went With the companion To the piece before Lots of With the words and such Words Lots of words Words and sounds I'm going to assume it. See how that went with the companion to the piece before? With the words and such? Words. That's the words.

That would go good with a Carrot Top live album. I agree. If Carrot Top's listening, live album. Do a live record. What are you waiting for? Do it. Ain't getting younger. Do it.

Is he married? I doubt it. He looks like he's been getting some work done. Yeah, he's got some work done. He's insane looking. Yeah, he is. Very strange looking man. And I'm into weird shit.

I like crazy shit. And I still think he's weird looking. I've seen Zombie Holocaust. No, I haven't actually. I've seen the Alien All-Top-Teen video. Mike Parks used to like when he was starting to get into like the crazy horror movies.

Uh-huh. Like, what's the one where they kill the turtle, Dave? Crazy horror movie where they kill a turtle? Yeah. Turtle Death 5. I thought you were

into weird shit. I like, you know, the canon of... Cannibal? What's Cannibal Holocaust? Canon of weird horror movies. Cannibal Holocaust? Anyway, there's a movie where they really kill it.

They really kill it. Yeah. Anyway, they would all go back to the shop to watch these weird horror movies, but Mike wouldn't let me come. Because they kill the turtle? Well, he was like, no, you don't want to watch these. Yeah, you probably didn't. And I'm like, yeah, I want to come hang out and smoke weed and watch these movies.

He's like, no, you can't come. Maybe they just didn't like you. That was a possibility. Everyone likes me. want to come hang out and smoke weed and and uh watch these movies he's no you can't come maybe they just didn't like you that was a possibility everyone likes me i had friends in high school that's true i had friends in high school but they just didn't go to my high school they were from canada the niagara falls area i just had green horns you had green horn friends no mike had green horns he's there oh with the you you ever have two peewees? You had like two? Did you dye the peewee ever? Yeah.

You know, people might not know what the peewee is because it's not like an official name for the haircut. It's not? Is it? Why do we call it that? Is it the haircut that Peewee Herman has? No. It was just everything was shaved except for spikes in the front. Like right here. It was tight.

It was tight. It was tight. I was in like ninth grade. Give me a break. No, my haircut's equally as bad. Yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

You ain't no carrot top. Fuck you. I had the undercut. Oh, everyone had the undercut, Dave. What are you trying to fit in? We all had the undercut. Get out of here. You lift it up, you shave the sides.

Get out of here. Do a couple lines maybe on the side? Yeah. Fuck you. I never got the steps. I wasn't allowed to get steps the sides. Do a couple lines maybe on the side. Fuck you. I never got the steps. I wasn't allowed to get steps. My dad would let me get two tops. Well, my mom did it.

My mom did it, but she made it. Huh? No, I'm saying. My mom did it. That was supposed to be a joke. She tried to do the steps, and they went behind my ear, curled behind my ear. Oh, they contoured with the head. Okay.

I remember some kid had a good joke about that. He said, Who cut your hair? It looked like they fell down when they were doing it. It was like second grade. I thought about that the other day. It was a pretty good burn. I like how you remembered that from second grade. Yeah, it was a good burn.

Did you ever get an undercut after that? No, that was steps. It was supposed to be steps, but it went behind my ear. Or vodka. Yeah, I was a real mom, guys. My real mom. I was a flat top man.

You should go to Tom's. Get a flat top. Tom's get a flat top? You can't get a flat top. Not anymore. You can never get a flat top. Trust me, my friend. I've gotten a flat top. I had the stick. It looks like a glue stick, but it's for your hair, so you push it back to keep the things up.

I like that. When I was in fourth grade, I had a flat top. Whose turn is it? Dave's turn. What do you want to play, Dave? I'm tired of Dave trying to talk about his undercut all fucking night. What do you got? Play a tape. I'm going to play a tape. God damn it, play a tape.

I'm going to play a tape by this project called Black Hoods. All right, I'll listen to that. What label is this on? You don't have a choice. This is on Not Not Fun. Not Not Fun. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Not Not Fun.

This might be the first thing we've ever played on Not Not Fun. Yeah. Do they do that many tapes, or do they do more vinyl? A lot of vinyl. A lot of vinyl. They've been around for a while. Yeah. I think there's a Not Not Fun poster here somewhere. There it is right there.

Oh, look at that. Ford Fortress 7-inch series. Inaugural Not Not Fun tape on our podcast. It's not fun. It's not not fun tape on our podcast it's not not fun it's not not fun I'm excited yeah

what do we got let's see I'm not not excited Black Hood sunk what is this weird thing on the cover yeah I don't know it's like a weird

it's like weird are those chairs bookends I would call them bookends with a weird let me see I'll be the judge of this final word

could you put that on the shelf yeah those are bookends with a weird... Let me see. I'll be the judge of this. Final word. Couldn't you put that on a shelf? Yeah, those are bookends. Yeah. Like hands on cubes. Holding the books in. Yeah. This looks tight. I read a weird thing.

Oh, yeah? I like weird stuff. These cases, these like... I read that too, that the mold broke or something. Yeah, these black Noroco cases with like the angled backs. They had one mold. That they're not... Yeah, the mold broke and now they can't make them anymoreoco cases with the angled backs. They had one mold. That they're not, yeah, the mold broke, and now they can't make them anymore,

which can't be true, right? Can't be true, no. That can't be true. That's someone being a trickster. The dude from, what's that label who uses these cases? Ah, fuck, they put out that Matt Akers tape and that, fuck. I went to high school with Matt Akers. And Nihil Filth Split, what's the name of that label?

I don't know. Out of Body. Out of Body. Out of Body. He uses these, and he was the dude that posts about it, but that can't be true. Can't be true. Why can't it be true? Why would they have one mold for a... They stopped making the...

So the mold for this broke, and they can't just make the mold again? I'm sorry, Mike. Oh. You had me muted that whole time? No, I just muted you. Because you interrupted me. You just interrupted me know i just muted you because you interrupted me you just interrupted me it's my turn it's my turn to talk dave's corner i was gonna say did you just unmute me yes you're back you're back yep

now you're back now you just remember i can turn you off anytime i want to i don't like this power yes no i was gonna say they stopped making one of the you know they made like the foggy poly cases in the clear poly cases they stopped making one of those they don't make them anymore is it because the mold broke or because they were like well obviously there's stupid there's obviously only one company that are making them because they decided to stop so you know it could very well be that there's one mold. I don't think it's like a mold that's like this with just, you know, you just make one at a time. It's probably like a huge machine that makes like 200 of them at a time or something like that.

And it busted. And it's probably like millions of dollars to make a new one. I got a question. What are these little like circles, little holes on the side of these cases? That might have to do with the mold. But what do they do? What are the purpose? There's a little holes on the side of these cases? That might have to do with the mold. What do they do? What are the purpose? There's a little hole on each side.

There's a long stick. I think it's so when you open them, you don't get any resistance. It has to do with the machining process, Mike. The machining process. All right. Do we know who Black Hoods is? No, I'm not actually sure who Black Hoods is. All right.

Well, let's play something on this Black Hoods tape. I'm not not fun. Tape is called Sunk. You can let's play something on this Black Hoods tape on Not Not Fun. Tape is called Sunk. You can't tell because we're in Black Hoods. They don't tell. Is this a new one? Not Not Fun 288. Let's go.

Let's go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Black Hoods. Black Hoods. Not fun. I think it's a new one. Maybe. Might be new, might not be. Good jam. I think it's a new one. Maybe. Might be new, might not be. Good jam. Dave, you always bring the jams that makes me want to go to the beach.

Yeah. That made you want to go to the beach, huh? Yeah. See, that was nighttime for me. Nighttime at the beach. Might have been at the beach. Nighttime at the beach, huh? Might have been at the beach.

He's trying to tell us something. He wants to do a show live from Rehoboth. I feel like we need to take a vacation, boys. He just wants to get back to Secrets. What was the weird club you go to? Secrets? Huh? Promises?

Sensations? I've never been to a weird club There's a weird club in the beach you go to Where you can only wear leather You said it last time Secrets Celebrations Secrets

I don't know if you can only wear leather But there's like a weird club called secrets I guess where crazy things happen I've never been there. It's secret. It's secret. Don't go there. Alright, my turn. Your turn. Oh, Mike's turn. You guys want to...

Got somebody in the studio here with us. You guys... Giant fucking bucket of fries. Yeah, Joe Beads has got us a giant bucket of fries. And the cheese sauce is like a pint of Ben & Jerry's. That's bigger than a pint. Is that bigger than a pint? That is bigger than a pint. That fries. The cheese sauce is like a pint of Ben and Jerry's. That's bigger than a pint. Is that bigger than a pint? That is bigger than a pint.

That's so much cheese sauce. This is like... I was going to say something. You guys want to shake your money makers? Oh, I'd love to. I like to do that. I'm going to play a tape. Roll that bucket over here.

Somebody called Yam San. The name of the tape is Play a Piano. Joe just reached for the same fry. On Crash Symbols. Dave already has seen his artwork. I want you to take a look at it. It's really nice. It's a drawing of a dog wearing sunglasses.

They didn't finish coloring. These aren't sunglasses, though, because they're white lenses. Okay. They're reading glasses. It's the head of a dog, but they didn't finish coloring. These aren't sunglasses, though, because they're white lenses. Okay. They're reading glasses. It's the head of a dog, but they didn't finish coloring him. And then there's like... He's got a joint in his mouth. And he's got a jazz cigarette.

There's some pot leaves around there. Some hearts. Some pizza. And the dog has a little... Word bubble. Word bubble that says, Yom San. Yom San.

And there's some slices of pizza. I can't. The tape itself. Get into it. I don't want to talk about it anymore. The cassette itself is, you know, the standard tape, the clear tape with the gray foil insert with gold imprint that just says A and B with a little pot leave on the tape as well. It's all sample-based stuff. The thanks list inside of the tape as well it's all sample based stuff the thanks list inside of the tape they just thank everyone that they sampled um trees yes seagull rose the pixies jay-z

buster rhymes bone thugs blondie michael jackson bjork battles yay what was that yeah yes all right Bugs, Blondie, Michael Jackson, Bjork, Battles. Yay, what was that? Yay, yes. All right, play a track. I think it's called I'm a Grown-Up for Real. Yeah, right, Mike. This whole tape is pretty good. You're not a grown-up.

Fuck you, Davey, I am. This whole tape on Crash Symbols, Crash Symbols number 18, it's pretty fucking tight. It's definitely lounge, lounge in the yard with some Box One if you get the moment. But this track is definitely,

this is the cut, this is the buzz clip, this is the single. Let's get into it. Yam San, play a piano. Crash. Christ. I'm a second-rate asshole I'm a second-rate asshole I'm a second-rate asshole I'm a second-rate asshole

I'm a second-rate asshole I'm a second-rate asshole I'm a second-rate asshole I'm a second-rate asshole I'm a second-rate asshole I'm a second-rate asshole I'm a second-rate asshole I'm a second-rate asshole

I'm a second-rate asshole I'm a second-rate asshole I know the law, feelin' like my hand was caught Middle finger to the law, nigga, grip on the bar Said the ladies, they love me From the beaches, they screamin' All the ballers is bouncin' They like the way I be layin' All the rappers be hatin' Hope the track that I'm makin' But all the horses, they lovin'

Just to see one of us Made it came from the bottom of my bottom To the top of the pot Nigga, done in Japan And I'm straight off the block Like I'm runnin' back Get it, man, I'm straight of my bottom to the top of the pot. Nigga, learn what you're paying, and I'm straight off the block. I can run it back. Get it, man. I'm straight off the block.

I can run it back. Nigga, cause I'm straight from the top. If you're feeling like a pimp, nigga, go on, push the shoulders, oh. Man, this is crazy. Too long. Push the shoulders, oh. Man, this is crazy, baby. Don't forget that old you kid.

Turn up your shoulders. You gotta get that. Turn up your shoulders, you gotta get that Turn up your shoulders, you gotta get that Turn up your shoulders, you gotta get that Turn up your shoulders, you gotta get that Turn up your shoulders Your homie holdin' position In the kitchen with soda

I just whip it, but watch Tryna get me a rover Tryna stretch out the coat, like a wrestler, yes sir Keep the heck of the clothes, you know them floaters are tested But like, 52 cars went out, I'm through dealing now 52 bars come out, now you feel my mouth 52 cars broke out, the moon's selling the case 52 bars come out, now you chillin'

When a boss puts a when I'm on the floor? I can see you in the sleep. After 40, 40, 20, S.B.U. on the screen. I played it quick for the team. Press the split to the screen. No chrome on the wheel. I'm a grown-up for real. If you're feeling like a man,

Nigga, don't watch your shoulder go. Nigga, this is big. Too gone, watch your shoulder go. Nigga, this is crazy. Baby, don't put your damn heart on your kid. Watch your shoulder go Make it seem like you're too gone Watch your shoulder go Make it seem like you're making me Don't forget that boy, don't you give back Turn up your shoulder, you gotta give back Turn up your shoulder, you gotta give back Turn up your shoulder, you gotta give, give back

Turn up your shoulder, you gotta give, give back Turn up your shoulder, the boy in the building, put the lead back On the back, me and my beautiful And the fact that it's back I'm the realest, but funny I just happen to rap I ain't gotta clap, but I'm niggas Scared of that black, I drop that black

Album, then I'm back Out of that, the best rapper in life Make a X about me From the bricks to the billboards Grim to grantees, the old's the best rap of a lot Make an X about me From the bricks to the billboards Grim to grampy The O's the opposite Off the 80's Got a pocket change

For selling out the garden in a day I'm like a young woman in a day I'm a hustler, homie New customer, crony Got some dirt on my shoulder Put your brush in a foley X about me X, X about me X on me It's X-About Me X about me, X, X about me X about me, X, X about me

X about me, X, X about me If you feeling like a pig, nigga, go and brush your shoulders off Niggas is, niggas too, go and brush your shoulders off Niggas is crazy, baby, don't forget that boy told you kick back Turn up your shoulder, you gotta kick back Turn up your shoulder, you gotta kick back Tight. Yeah, I'm saying. Play a piano. That was good. tight mm yeah I'm saying

play a piano crash that makes me want to do the worm all the way down 995 yeah mm I'm gonna just

I'm gonna start popping and locking from here from here to let's see if I'm going south how far can I make it that's just because you're

popping and locking I think I could make it to like Northern Virginia yeah just pop that'd be on just because you're popping and locking. I think I could make it to Northern Virginia. Yeah. Just pop. That would be on the news. Man, popping and locking on 995.

You're supposed to show a video of me. You're supposed to say man, though. Fella. You're not making it that far. You're too arthritic. Well, that's true. Can I stand on something or get somebody to pull me? Well, he'd definitely be locking it. He just wouldn't be popping. No, that's true. Can I stand on something or get to my deployment? Well, you'd definitely be locking it.

You just wouldn't be popping. No, no, no. I wouldn't be popping. Well, if I could get a flatbed truck to go 10 miles per hour on the shoulder all the way down. And just keep that song on loop. That was tight. That's a performance art piece. I like it.

You like that? Let me get the J card real quick. Because it says, I need to give a shout out to Liz Poblovic and Jerry Evans. J-H-E-R-I Evans. That's who handled the artwork and layout. They handled it well.

Oh yeah, you killed it. You crushed it. God, I like how they didn't finish painting the dog. I like how the dog, they were painting the head, and then it got to the neck. It's like, nah, stop. It doesn't need it. If we keep going, head, and then it got to the neck. It's like, nah, stop. Just stop. We don't...

It doesn't need it. If we keep going, we won't have time to do the pizza. All right, Joe, what do you got? Let's do a cold listen. Of the cymbal tape. When Joe says that, Dave, I want you to edit in like a frosty wind blowing by. Like a Halls commercial. Of this group called Symbol.

Symbol. On Holodeck. Online architecture. Oh, we just played something on Crash Symbol. Symbols. And now you're going to play Symbol. Let's rewind track two, or side two. Side two.

Yeah. That's a cotton candy shell. Cotton candy, holodeck. This, I believe, is one of the dudes from that band, This Will Destroy You. You guys familiar with that band? I was going to get really mad if you got this one. I was eyeing that one.

You were eyeing that French fry? Yeah. Me and Dave keep almost getting, and then we get, we like, go to get French fries. What's going on in the cover here? I don't know,

some sort of karate tournament. I don't think this is a karate tournament. No? You got like, it's like a track, like if you're going to run track. It's pink. Are they normally pink?

Yeah. That sounds like a karate tournament so far. And there's, okay, so there's a bunch of, You're describing everything about karate. There's pink. Are they normally pink? Yeah. That sounds like a karate tournament so far. You're describing everything about karate. There's a bunch of people wearing all- Did you take karate? I did, yeah. Does it show? There's a bunch of people wearing all white except for black hats.

Geese. Right? They're wearing geese. They're wearing geese. And fedoras. And they're bent at the waist with their arms. They're bowing. Okay, this is definitely karate. This is karate. They're wearing geese. And fedoras. And they're bent at the waist with their arms. They're bowing. Okay, this is definitely karate.

This is karate. But one person fell over. Well, that person got tired. They had no chi. They had no chi. That's all about setting your chi. That was the first person that lost. So when he fell over, someone blew a whistle, and they just drug him off?

No, they lay... Mike, you don't have anything to walk over. Jesus Christ. That's a kung fu. All right, well all right we're gonna play something off of the black belt in oh the name of this track is new China maybe this is karate wait where's karate

from who knows karate they fall over and they blink and then they disappear and then you go fight the next guy there's no fighting though they're just standing there it's the beginning.

Who were they bowing to? I wish this J card folded out. Someone in the middle. So you could see the forearm guy from Mortal Kombat. What was his name? What was his name? Goro? I don't know. No one knows.

I can't remember. I like Raiden. He scared me. The forearm guy? No, Raiden. Raiden scared you? Yeah, I was scared of him. How old were we when Mortal Kombat came out that you were afraid?

Let me tell you about Mortal Kombat when I came out. I was like 18. Let me tell you how intense it was. No, we weren't 18. We were old enough that we should be scared from a video game. I was in like 6th grade. 5th or 6th grade. Polish Paul's parents own an arcade in New York Shopping Center.

And my parents would let me go there on the weekend. Listen to me. I am listening. On Saturdays, my parents would let me go there on the weekend. Listen to me. Listen to this story. I am listening. On Saturdays, my parents would let me stay there until midnight. What? It closed at midnight. Uh-huh. I couldn't leave the building.

I had to stay inside, Paul's parents. But they had Mortal Kombat. It just came out. Okay. And it was intense. Mm-hmm. Lines of people. People crowded around it to play it.

No, I hear that. It was amazing. I remember going to Fat Mama's. That was a game changer. Yeah, it was a game changer. I remember going to Fat Mama's on Union Street. It was a pizza place that had an arcade in the back and when Double Dragon came out,

it was like... Yeah, I mean, just lines of people trying to play it. It was like Obama was giving a speech. Everybody was crowded around. Everybody was around. All was around all right let's play some of this i think some karate instructional karate tape from what about the restaurant that i used to go to play video games fat daddies oh yeah dave was telling me one day he went to a place called fat daddies i was saying i used to go to fat mamas maybe they did fat daddies had pit fighter and that might have been a game changer but i think i might you know miss that yeah i was it was probably like four years after it came out or more i thought it was amazing it was crazy

but it's a mortal kombat you're yeah but pitfall you, at the time, Mortal Kombat probably cost like a dollar per play. No, it was 50 cents. Pit Fighter was 20. 50 cents? 25. No, 25 cents. No, it was probably 50. 50? Probably.

Yeah, probably. All right, Symbol Online Architecture Cassette. Brand new one on Holodeck. Steve, do you have any pizza? Let's see if Dave wants any pizza, then we'll play. Dave? Maybe in a little bit. Dave's going to have some pizza maybe in a little bit.

In the meantime, cymbal. I can speak for myself. I'll speak for all of us. Thank you. The Thank you. The The Thank you. The Thank you. so Thank you. The Thank you. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Sleep at 8 o'clock. Symbol. Symbol. Holodeck. We're back after a 24-hour break. What?

Has it been that long? It's been that long. There was a technical Joe's microphone came unplugged Mike likes to fiddle with things No don't go blaming me on this How does this even happen? It's always Mike's fault

I don't touch this thing I'm not going to contest it That's because you know we're right Joe B's mic came unplugged yesterday Halfway through the show Just magically So now we're right. Joe B's mic came unplugged yesterday. Yeah. What, halfway through the show? Halfway through the show. Just magically. And so now we're starting over the next day. Starting over the next day.

But we're keeping it fresh, though. I mean, we're still listening. Yeah, I think it's going to work out because, A, I'm wearing the same clothes. I'm still drunk. And you came from a beer fest, so you're drunk. First of all, yours doesn't count. My what doesn't count? You're always wearing the same clothes.

You're always wearing the same clothes. No. That's a different... What's that shirt underneath? Yeah, the shirt underneath is the same, though. It's a shirt what's that shirt underneath the shirt underneath it's the same though it's the shirt it's from ireland my in-laws brought it to me from oh really you usually wear like um like three black t-shirts well i got my yeah i got three black t-shirts and then i got a green one players you're you're gonna want to be fancy long john's under the shorts i'm gonna put a union

suit on later symbol was good that was uh christopher royal king from uh this will destroy you royal king solo effort royal king you know what they call him in england what they call him what do they call him in america they call him christopher quarter pounder king you like that as a pulp fishing reference royale with cheese i get that you like i'm busting out new material i like that i like, you had a whole day to think about it. I've realized that all Quentin Tarantino's films exist in the same universe. Oh, really? That's interesting.

Yeah. How does, in the same universe? Okay. Okay. This one. Like, it's an alternate universe because in, what's the Nazi one? Germany. Oh.

In Glorious Bastards, like Hitler, like it's different. The ending is obviously different than the ending of World War II. Yeah, yeah. So that creates an alternate universe in which Pulp Fiction and... What's the other one? Reservoir Dogs? Reservoir Dogs and all those exist because the guy in Reservoir Dogs is Vincent Vega's brother. So it's all one big story. Michael Madsen's character is Vincent Vega's brother. So it's all one big story.

Michael Madsen's character is Vincent Vega's brother. His last name's Vega. That's some interesting shit. Alright, anyway. So you get Nazi stuff. Did we already talk about that? I don't know. If you want to send me one thing,

one Nazi paraphernalia. Joe, okay, the long and short of it, you want a Nazi coin. A Nazi coin. I don't know why. I don't like the Nazis. Who likes the Nazis? No one.

Well, there are a group of people that like them. A lot of people. I don't subscribe to their beliefs. Obviously, I... But you want the currency. But I'd like one coin that I'd keep in my pocket. It's like... You'd keep it on your purse?

Yeah, yeah. See, I want a Nazi Bitcoin that I can just keep on my computer. You don't keep it on you. I would like to trade the Nazi money for Bitcoins. Okay, then what are you going to do with it? Then I'll hold the Bitcoin. No, I want one Nazi coin. Don't keep it on you, though.

If you die or something, you're going to have a Nazi coin in your pocket, and you're not going to be able to explain it. Yeah, that's going to be a hard one. That's tough. And then they're going to come to me and Dave. I like it. They're going to come to me and Dave. They're going to come to me and Dave.

It's not a racist thing. It's not a racist thing. I just want to have it. What if we start using it again? Then I'll have more money than most people. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to have to explain it off while you're at it. I want a coin or a knife or a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't want a plate. I don't people yeah uh yeah i don't want to have to explain off why you had a coin or a knife or the razor shoots and ladders my grandfather has i don't

want a plate i want something i can hold my grandfather when when my grandfather died and the guy who bought his house was like redoing some stuff he found a box in the basement that had a bunch of shit uh from world war ii and he had someolini shit, right? That he already had. That wasn't part of this. The box had a bunch of his shit from when he was like, you cook your meals in the little... MREs?

It's a little plate that you... MREs? No, MREs. Meals ready to inject. It's a little hot plate thing. That's what it means? Meals ready to eat? Yeah. Okay. But he had also a knife with a swastika on it and a belt buckle with half of the belt on it.

I'll do the belt buckle. Yeah. Well, you can probably have it. My dad has it somewhere. Your dad has it? Yeah. RJ? Yeah.

All right. See if he wants to come off that. I told him he should sell it. No, no, no. Give it to me. I don't think you come off that. I told him he should sell it. No, no, no. Give it to me. I don't think you're allowed to. I'm a little- You don't have to sell that.

Antique stores, I go to antique stores all the time and they have like- I'm a little creeped out like- It's World War II memorabilia. It's not- You can sell that stuff. Oh, I thought you weren't allowed to. I'm a little creeped out. I'm like, did he cut this belt off of someone?

Someone did. I don't know if I like that too much. Never talked about the war. Men didn't talk about the war back then. The difference between post-traumatic stress now and men coming back from World War II. See, this is what I've been waiting for Tabs out to turn into. A political discussion? Well, not a political, but a war discussion?

No, I wanted to talk into- My grandfather came back from World War II, and he didn't talk about it. He became a judge, and he did his job nowadays guys come back from fucking iraq and they kill they shoot up a town i'm really open i'm really open your mic came unplugged again all right let's move on to the next state judge desmond i'm glad you were able to make up that name on the spot david that's my my mom's maiden not my my real mom. Let's go. What do you want to play this time around? Let's jump back in.

Let's get this one going. I want to play this tape by a project called Tlon. T-L-O-N. Tlon? Tlon. Tron. It's Tron. It's a video game.

Have you seen any of Tron? No. It's good. Yeah? With Jeff Bridges? No, the new one. He's in it. That's what I was referring to.

Yeah. Tron? I never really got into the first Tron, to be honest. No? No, the new one. He's in it. That's what I was referring to. Yeah. Talon? I never really got into the first Tron. Really? No, that's all right. Tell me about this tape. Yeah, tell me about Talon, Dave. You made Joe really mad, by the way.

Why is that window boarded up over there? We'll talk about that later, all right? Really? Yeah. All right. It's a tape that came out on Burkhouse recordings. What's this case it's in? It's like, you know, one of those.

What is this little thing? It's like a deck of cards. I'm going to put some french fries in here. So it's like a cardboard case. Yeah. With the top cut off. I don't like those. Where are you going to put those?

On my shelf. I'm not going to put anything on your shelf, Joe. But where'd you put yours? In that weird box down there. You're going to sneak into your On my shelf. I'm not going to put anything on your shelf, Joe. But you're going to put yours in that weird box down there. You're going to sneak into your house in the middle of the night and put it in your shelf. That box that has all the weird packaging. Yeah, and I never listen to shit in weird packaging. Yeah. Well, let's get into Talon.

We know what Talon is. It'll still fit on the shelf, all right? Yeah, but it looks stupid. We're really sticking to the Burke house tonight, huh? Do they do all their packaging in that weird French fry case? I like that it has the finger cut holes out there. They're like half circle. I still can't get it.

Well, you can't get it because you've got these weird fucked up fingers. Sorry, I didn't get my finger cut off by a saw. You've got rectangle shaped fingers. Not only do I have normal fingers, I have normal hands. First of all, hold your hand up. That's not a normal hand. No? Look at these.

How is my hand bigger than your hand? I don't know, actually. I've never done that before. Really small hands. Yeah. My hands are tiny. Hold that up again. They're so big.

Let me ask you a question. Can you palm a baseball? No, I can't palm a baseball. I didn't think so. All right, let's play this swan tape. Is that how you say it? Twan? I can palm a tennis ball.

Yeah. Because of the fuzz. Because of the fuzz and the weird white line that goes around it. All right, here we go. Hello? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I love sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay. See, I have trouble with a lot of movies that involve time travel. Well, me too. Time travel is hard to swallow. Tlon.

I think that was Tron, Dave. Tron, you think so? I was on the circuit board in that one. It started as, you know... Have you seen the Tron animated? It started from the bottom, but now it's here. Now it's here. Tron animated? No.

There's an animated show. I only watched a couple episodes. Oh, shit. I checked that out. That was pretty good. I don't know what channel it was on. All right, me's turn. Your turn. What am I going to play now?

What did I play yesterday? You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to do this one. Let's play this tape by Ghost Dudes. Ghost Dudes. Ghost Dudes. Tape on Tusco Embassy. Dave, can you shut that door?

Who are you going to call? Ghost Dudes. This is a duo, Bay Area duo. I would think once Ghostbusters got started, there would be competition. What do you mean? You're Ghostbusters. You're fighting ghosts. Obviously, you call them you have a ghost.

They're going to be busy. Yeah. Goldblasters. Goldblasters. Goldblasters, ghost dudes. You mean other? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going to have a competition for Ghostbusters.

It's going to pop up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, they didn't really touch on that. Well, hopefully in three they touch on that. Are they still going to make three? Evidently, yeah. Ivan Reitman's not going to direct it, though.

New one on Tusco Embassy. They came out with the Christmas tape. They did the Christmas comp they do every year. And what else came? Sun Poisoning and Colin McKelvey. And then this ghost dude's... Who's Colin McKelvey? Some dude.

I feel like I have a Colin McKelvey tape. I put out that split with head boggle on him. That's what I'm thinking of. And we played a tape. We played a tape on something else, right? That's what we played. That's what I'm thinking of. And we played a tape. We played a tape. That's the tape. That's what we played. That's what we played.

Yeah, like a few episodes back. I thought we played something else by him. We'll never know. Dig back through the archives. One of the people in this project is in another project called Slicing Grandpa. Slicing Grandpa. I'd like to check out some Slicing Grandpa. Stabby.

You think it's stabby? No, it's different than stab. It's not as aggressive. I don't know. You don't think a stab is as aggressive as a slice? Well, it depends. I mean, if you're just slicing, like you're slicing a piece of bread, no. But if you're, like, swiping at somebody.

That's a slash. Well, I feel like the action is a slash, but you're slicing somebody. These Tusco tapes, if you've seen the Tusco tape, you know what's going on here. It's like the wraparound. It's one piece of paper that wraps all the way around the front, the spine, the back, and silkscreen covers. They always look pretty tight. The one thing that really bugs me about them is because the spool nubs on the back. Is that a technical term?

The spool nubs? Spool nubs. It's very technical. Are the spools out on that tape? Throw back on the back. Is that a technical term? The spool nubs? Spool nubs. It's very technical. Are the spools out on that tape? Throw back. Throw back. Fuck you. Don't get me started.

They didn't, so the spools, They don't cut holes. Yeah, you just pierce through. Just pierce through like an arrow. You wreck it.

Yeah. Which is, every time I pull it out, I don't like the sound it makes when it comes Yeah. Which is... Just bust a bullet in your stone. I don't like the sound it makes when it comes out. Yeah, when you're a stone bone, man, you just do whatever you want to do. I think Nathan put these out. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

I think Tusco Embassy is like a dual operation now. I'm sure they both drink the fancy magic water. Here's a pro tip. I don't know. Break the spool pegs off the shelf. Oh, pro tip. Dave's pro tips. Dave, we need a jingle. Or you can get them without the spool pegs. Without the spool pegs off The shelf Oh pro tip Dave's pro tips Dave

We need a jingle Or you can get them Without the spool Without the spool You can get them spools out Spools That's what it means Pegs

The spool nubs out That's what it means Alright Well those are pegs Those aren't spools Yeah New One on Tusco Embassy

Still available Ghost Dudes Self title cassette Here it is. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so um Oh so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm going to go ahead and start the engine. uh The End Ghost Dudes. Self-titled. New one on Tusco Embassy. Grip that up.

For like, I don't know, six, seven, eight, nine, ten bucks. The price of a cassette. I want it to be Ghost Dudes O-O. I was thinking the other day. D-O-O-D-E-S. Oh, that would be good. Wait, so are we going to do what?

D-O-O-D-S. Oh, okay. Like how you text dudes. O's have little dots in the middle like eyes. Like it's scared because there's ghosts coming. Or eyes or boobies. So the ghost is scared? Or you're scared looking at it.

You're scared because it's... Every time you pick up the tape, you're like, oh, what's this tape? Oh! Go, go, go, go, go! Dudes. Dudes. All right, B. Don't drop that. I'm dropping everything. I can't keep a bio straight.

What do you got? We just got this from our friend of the show, Mike Nigro. Friend of the show. Long-time listener, first-time caller. Just split with endless bummer, self-titled. It's called, I don't know, I can't even read that. It's split with endless bummer, self-titled. It's called, I don't know, I can't even read that. It's split with endless bummer, self-titled, it's called. No, but it's called a thing.

Then why did you say self-titled? Did I say self-titled? I think so. Correct me if I'm wrong, Dave. Introducing Mope Lounge. Introducing Mope Lounge is the name of the split. It has like a very Twin Peaks-y, what's that? The White Lodge or the Black Lodge? What's that?

White Lodge. The White Lodge, right? Yeah. The Black Lodge has higher contrast. I don't want to school you suckers on contrast again. So let's play some Endless Bomber stuff, because we played Nigro. He's already got enough attention. One, one, one.

He can't get enough. Me, me, me. Yeah, this Endless Bomber stuff is really good. Sounds like someone on another mic, I know. It's going to rip your bones right out of your body. I like your organization thing there because it only has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Is it eight?

Nine? What about all the other slots? What are you talking about? Oh, you don't mean this? The electronic organization thing. We'll talk about that while we're playing the tape. Oh, okay. This is some good uh...

It's got some weird surf rocky parts. We're in the workshop right now. Charles Manson. The 905 workshop. Oh yeah, this is where it all happens, boys. Soak it in. Because this part ain't gonna last. Isn't there some Charles Manson shit going on? Yeah, I was just gonna say, some Charles Manson clips. It's pretty... You know he has like a new girl. Oh yeah?

That comes and visits him. Zooey Deschanel? Well, no, because this girl has done the swast comes and visits him. Zooey Deschanel? Well, no, because this girl has done the swastika on her head. Zooey Deschanel has a swastika on her head? Well, why do you think she's associated with Charles Manson? Zooey Deschanel? She's not racist, though. She just wanted one swastika tattoo. She just wanted one swastika tattoo.

It was an ex first. I mean, what does that do to your reading? He just wanted one swastika tattoo. It was not about, it was an ex first. I mean, what does that do to your reading? He just wanted one swastika tattoo. It was not a, anyway. I'm going to get a swastika tattoo when Joby says anything. I'm like, it was an ex first, Joe. I got a whole bunch. They were all exes first.

Why do you say Zoe just nails into Charles Manson? Because you said he's got a new girl. She's in a television show currently airing on Fox called New Girl. It's really funny. Have you ever watched it, Dave? No, I've never seen it. it's really funny well have you ever watched it dave no i've never seen it it's really funny new girl what's it on what channel i get this on fox mike said i was just guessing oh i don't know what channel it was probably on fox it's pretty good it has jake johnson netflix it's on netflix first thing i think it's hilarious all right i'll check it out except here's the problem i have with it in the pilot they introduced you to a character named Coach.

He's the guy who lives with them. However, he did not make it to the series. Oh, that sucks. Is he a funny character? Well, they develop him a little bit. Maybe he gets a spin-off. They mention him a couple times. I like that. And I think he comes back. Okay, I like that.

So they replace him with another character who's like Coach's friend. Maybe Coach got busy for a couple episodes yeah i like the it remember coach on uh cheers what a hell of a guy oh remember when he died you're a woody man yeah you know it's weird when he died let's not get into it let's play this endless bummer off split with nigro i think we already talked about that we've talked about a lot because it's fucking pivotal in my life there it is you're a woody man. I fucking VHS the... And I stopped him dead in his tracks. I tried to stop the Vietnam War and I did it.

And I was convicted for being the father of this country. And all the things I did, I did without breaking the law. Thank you. Thank you. Maybe I haven't done enough. I might be ashamed of that for not doing the mess. You get a lot of mail from people who want to follow you still. Follow me? Did you have any choice? You'll all follow me. so I hope. You know, you wouldn't drop the blame on Charlie and say it's all Charlie's fault.

What does he do? I do the best thing I know how. Nothing. I play music and I smoke a little grass now. Because it helps me. And I like to relax with it. That's about it. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I don't know. Endless bummer.

Well, you know, there's no window over there to talk about, Joe. Well, endless bummer. It's an addition of 50, I believe. You contact them? Yeah, you know there's no window over there to talk about you well it's a bummer it's an addition is that 50 50 i believe you contact them yeah you know google google nigro endless bummer i-g-r-o yeah endless bummer welcome to mope lounge they're they both have band camps set up and both of their band camps have each of their tracks oh okay but if you like buy the download you get both tracks and you can buy the tape from either one.

I'm surprised there's no noise labels that don't do any electronic communication at all. Like just send out paper mail orders. I'm sure there are. You think so? I don't know about them. We don't know about them. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not digging like that. If anybody knows of any of those, get in touch. Send us a... Maybe we'll do some old-fashioned ordering. Ooh, old-fashioned. Ooh, go to the post office because of money orders.

Get a money order. I haven't done that in a long time. Get a paper catalog where you check the ones that you want. You know what's the worst part about ordering like that? You would look at the member vacuum records. Yeah. You'd look at the vacuum records, angelfire.com slash vacuum or whatever.

You pick out the shit you want it. You'd get your well-concealed cash, you send it away, and then two months later... You get a credit slip. You get a credit slip because they're out of all of it. That's why I never did mail order.

I hate mail order. I hate credit slips too because then you send them the credit slip and they just sometimes send you the credit slip back. He's an infamous credit slipper, by the way. When I was running a distro, I had a sack of credit slips floor to the ceiling so i give them out for fun sometimes that sucks man oh yeah people hate

credit slips that's why i never did it i never i never did mail order because i hate to wait and that goes back to the gi joes remember when like there was the special one if you saved up the like the upcs and you get the serpent uh no. No, but I know what you're talking about. I forgot. Dave, did you ever play with G.I. Joe's? I mean, I played with them, but I never did stuff. You never did the special stuff? No.

Well, that sucks because you had to wait for it. I was more of a wrestling and action figure person. Oh, me too. I like that. We never... Road Warriors. Even yesterday, we never talked about Ultimate Warrior. Ultimate Warrior.

Oh, yeah. Rest in peace. Rest in peace, man. What a thing. Ultimate Warrior. Oh, yeah. Rest in peace. Rest in peace, man. What a thing. Apparently he was an asshole. Well, that doesn't mean. And I got to say. The character lives forever.

He did not age well. Well, I mean, it's a tough life to live. Wrestler? Oh, yeah. I mean, there are other wrestlers who are older than him and still looking okay. He looked like. Name one. Rick Flair.

I mean, Hulk Hogan doesn't look that bad. For how old he is. By the way, listeners, my face is like giving a sour lemon face. What? When I heard that All-Mil Warrior was, yeah, Rick Flair. All-Mil Warrior, that dude was 54, and he looked like he was 80.

Yeah. He looked like he was 80. I don't think you've seen my 80-year-old grandma, because they do not look anything alike. Well, you know, whatever. All right. What's going on? I want to say about mail order, I don't mind the waiting.

I don't mind the waiting. You like the waiting. I don't like the waiting. I don't like credit slips. Is that what we're talking about? Nobody likes credit slips. Don't do that. Don't do credit slips.

Quit it with the credit slips. Knock it off. Well, what's the option? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Knock it off. You know what's the option? You, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Knock it off. You know what's the option? You just give money back? Give them the money back.

Yeah. Give them the money back. Well, then they're responsible if the money gets lost in the mail. Write me a check. That's probably why they do it. Cut me a check. Checks. But you know what's worse?

I don't like store credit. Checks are dead meaning. Why are we talking about this all? Everyone's just PayPal-ing anyway. I'm talking about store credit. Store credit. That's a credit slip. I don't like that.

No, I hate store credit. That's what we're talking about, Dave. But it's different. No, it's not. It's the same. Store credit and credit slip. I don't like that. No, I hate store credit. That's what we're talking about, Dave. But it's different. No, it's not. Store credit and credit slips are the same thing. No, it's different.

Except with... You get one that's in the mail and the other doesn't. A credit slip. Okay, whatever. All right, Dave, what are you going to play now?

What are you going to do the second time around? What do you got? This is your second chance. How many more do I get after this? I don't know. Just go.

Joe. Jesus Christ. You're putting metal in my mouth. That's how cables get knocked out. Yeah, that's how the show gets messed up. Horseplay like that. You just got knocked off. You want to do this again?

Knocked off my little bug. You want to do this again? No. I'm ready to get out of this room. I'm going to play a tape by Mads Emil Nielsen. What? I wanted to play that tape. Joe brought this tape too.

You want to play what? Mads Emil Nielsen. What? I wanted to play that tape. Joe brought this tape too. You want to play what? Mads Emil Nielsen. Mads Emil Nielsen. You see what they did there. I see what they did. A tape that came out on plant migrations. Yeah, you know who did the artwork for this? Dane Patterson. Who? Dane Patterson.

Who's Dane Patterson? We played a tape by him. You weren't here. It was episode one. One of those ones. When you were like, you want a podcast? And then before I could get to it, Ian was here. Before I could respond to the text message, some other asshole was in my chair. Yeah. Another man sitting in my chair drinking my beer.

Drinking my beers. Ian probably doesn't even drink beers. He does. He likes beers. I have no clue. I don't know why I jumped in that one. He does. Fuck you. Yeah, he does. He likes beers. Actually, I have no clue. I don't know why I jumped in that one. Yeah, he does. Fuck you.

Yeah, he does. Fuck you, Ian. No, I like you, Ian. I like Ian. I like the imprinting on this. I like Ian a lot. Yeah, he's a good guy. We don't have to prove anything to him.

Well, I said fuck you, Ian, so now I'm trying to like... I'm just kidding. I'm just ribbing you. No, if he can't take it. If you can't take it, I don't want you to hang out with me. Ribbing, ribbing. I like the imprint on can't take it. If you can't take it, I don't want you to hang out with me. Ribbon, ribbon. I like the imprint on the shell that's like silver on black with the... You think that's hand-drawn? Is that a font or is that...

That's hand-drawn. Here's what I like. That's hand-drawn printed. You like that. That's the thing with Joe. That's the difference, yeah. Who's, Dave, who's Mads Emil Nilsson? I don't know.

Joe, talk for a minute. He lives in Copenhagen. Well, I don't know who it is. I just remember we got that tape. I think it came unplugged again. See, I didn't touch it. We're okay. No, we're alright.

We're alright? Yeah, we're okay. I'll double check it after we stop. But I'm pretty sure we're okay. Okay. What were you saying, Mike? If that's the case, we have a faulty mic. Could be a faulty mic.

Was that a shot at me? It was a shot at you. No, I was just saying, man. Double entendre. I'm looking at the... Is that the right thing? That's not the right thing. Well, I think it needs to be sexual for it to be a double entendre.

It is. Well, if I'm involved. Lives and works in Copenhagen, according to the World Wide Web. Is that Denmark? It's beautiful this time of year. Where in Copenhagen, according to the World Wide Web. Is that Denmark? It's beautiful this time of year. Where is Copenhagen? I think it is Denmark. It's Denmark.

You laughed at me like I didn't know world travel. No. Trust me, I laughed at you for a different reason. Joe's a cultured man. I'm a cultured man. I know about Denmark. Let's get into this Mads Emil Nielsen tape. It's crazy.

A lot of Nazis in Denmark, apparently. Well, if you have a coin, it's in Denmark. Let's get into this Mads Emil Nielsen tape. It's crazy. A lot of Nazis in Denmark, apparently. Well, if you have a coin, send it to me. Just one. Just one. What if you get two in the mail? Then I'll send it back because I only want one. What if you went to order one? Did I talk about my stamps already?

What if you found someone selling Nazi coins, so you ordered one, but they sent you one? No, that's the thing. I'm not actively searching it out. God damn it. You look on Craigslist, you look on Craigslist, someone's like, someone on Craigslist says, for sale, one Nazi coin. Well, if they give it to me, I'll take it, but I'm not

going to buy it. But what if you did buy it, so you sent them the money, and they sent you a Nazi Craigslist? Would the Craigslist be good enough? Have I talked about the Reichmarks that I have? What did you buy

with the credit slip? You have Reichmarks? You have two Reichmarks. Where'd you get those? Now, Reichmarks are German money pre-World War I. See, Joe, I think if you get the coin,

you gotta get rid of those. Well, no, this is pre- You only get one piece of German money. God damn it, Dave, just because it has Reich, it's pre-Nazi Germany. They don't have swastikas

on it or anything. It's just German money pre-World War I. And I have two of them. So like what? Like late 1800s or something? No, no. It's 1911. Okay.

1910, 1911. I have two of them. They're in perfect condition. They're pristine. Because I got this weird stamp collection. It's not a weird stamp collection. It's a regular stamp collection. It's a goofy stamp collection.

It's wacky, kids. I got the stamp collection I inherited when I was little from these people that collected it, they collected stamps until 1960-something. So they collected stamps from the late 1800s until 1960 and then they stopped.

Hell of a collection. Hell of a collection. It's crazy because I have some old U.S. stamps that are nuts. Uh-huh. You know, late 1800s, they're cool.

You mean like they're literally nuts like people used to mail stuff by taping a nut onto an envelope? It's a picture of a head. A hazel nut, you know, chestnut.

All right. Are they die-cut? But anyway, I have these two articles of German money that I thought were like, they're in perfect condition. They were amazing. I'm like, oh my God, these are worth so much money. They're not worth anything. Nothing? Nothing.

They're worth something. Like a couple cents. Well, there you go. Are they worth what their value is? I don't know, because the value is, you know, they're not like American dollars. You know, it's like 20,000 Reichmarks and I don't know what it's worth. I don't know if that's accurate. I have to look at them again.

Didn't you also have like, you thought you had an old deep sea diving helmet? Helmet? No, I have a replica of an old deep sea diving helmet. Yeah, yeah, you found out. Because it wasn't that heavy, right? Oh, I mean, it's heavy. No, it's heavy. It's still worth like a thousand bucks.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. People collect that shit. Are you going to get mean, it's heavy. No, it's heavy. Oh, okay. It's still worth like a thousand bucks. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. People collect that shit. Are you going to get rid of it? No, no, I like it. You want to trade it for a Nazi coin? Trade it for a Nazi coin. I'll trade it for one Nazi coin.

Oh, it would be tight if you found like a Swastika on the inside of it. No, I want that displayed prominently. Wait, you would display it? No, no, I want it displayed prominently. I'm not going to display it. No, I wouldn't want it. I wouldn't want to go over your house. Hold on, hold on.

I think you're toeing the line a little bit there. No, no. Here's what I'm saying about the deep sea diving helmet. I'm getting really uncomfortable. I don't want the symbol on the inside. You want the symbol on the outside. On the outside. And then I hide that in a closet or in the attic.

Yeah, because I don't want to come over your house and see the helmet. No, I'm not going to put that on the shelf. It's a spy scuba, Nazi scuba diver, so he doesn't want to display his colors. Were there Nazi scuba divers? Oh, there were Nazi everythings. Bakers. Bakers?

Yeah. Scuba divers. Cobblers? Cobbler. Cobbler, yeah. Or one Nazi shoe. Don't get me started on Nazi. Wait.

Or a shoe? That's what a cobbler is, Dave. They fix shoes. I thought you said or a Nazi shoe. Or I'll do one Nazi shoe. If the listener wants to send me one Nazi shoe, or a coin. Let's play this Mads. Preferably a coin.

I want a coin. Like a wooden Nazi shoe? Not a wooden shoe. It's 1940, man. It's not wooden anymore. All their shoes were wooden. Well, I don't know if it's different in Germany. Well, Germany is crazy.

They're going to be starting on Germany. Mads and Emil Nielsen cassette on plant migration. A lot of Nazi stuff tonight. I'm going to say this is probably... This is, yeah, a lot of Nazi reference. I'm not into it. I gotta say, for someone who's not...

Like, if I wasn't into football, but I kept talking about the 89 Raiders... So you wanted one Super Bowl ring? I'd have to be in the football. You'd have to be in the football? Yeah. And I gotta say this. If you want something so bad, but you know

you have to hide it, it's not a good thing. Oh, David, sorry. If you know before you get it that you can't let anyone see it, then it's not something you should have. All right, let's play this tape. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so I'm going to go get some water. Thank you. Bye. so so so so so so so

so I'm sorry. Damn, Mads. That was like a bubble bath. I'm going to say I also love bubbles. You like bubbles? I love hearing some bubbles. Do you guys take baths? At bedtime. My tub's too small.

Well, you're huge. No, your bathtub is regular size. I'm going to hose you down with a special nozzle from the zoo. You know what? It's not too small, but the thing I don't like about it. No, I know what it is. It's not that either. I like a back that goes back on an angle, but my tub is square.

It's right angles on the side. All right. All right. When you try to lean back, you just get the edge of the tub right in the middle of your back. I got a big corner model. It takes up the whole corner. It's like a bath fitter though

so it's really like plastic-y and stuff. You put water in it though, right? It holds plenty of water. Oh, nice. I like the bubbles in water. People think I'm weird because I like a good bubble bath. I got the stand-up shower and the corner bath.

Oh, you have two? King Mike over here. You don't get to be head of one of the top cassette podcasts. Don't touch me. I'll turn to gold. Wait. Is that me saying it or is that you? No, I'm saying don't touch me because was that King Midas, when he touched people, would

turn them to gold. So don't touch me because I'll turn to gold because you are the one who touches things to the gold. Joe, there's one thing I think you should realize somewhere in the second year of this. Well, I guess we're in the third year of the podcast. When you repeat something and you add hand gestures to explain it, no one gets that. Well, hold on. When you're like, don't touch me, and I'm like, what are you talking about? And you're like, well, don't touch me.

No, no, that's not what I said. I said, don't touch me. I'll turn to gold. Yeah, look, you're speaking and you're just pointing yourself. But hold on. Don't touch me. That's not what I said. I said, don't touch me. I'll turn to gold. Look, you're saying it again. You're just pointing yourself. But hold on. Don't touch me. I'll turn to gold. How could you misconstrue that?

Don't touch me. I'm talking. Me. He just says me more and more weasely every time. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I knew it.

Don't you fucking start with that shit again. I hate it. I don't know about King Midas. All right. Should I go now? I guess. I guess. You're the goldfinger.

That's what I'll call that weird finger from now on. Goldfinger. Goldfinger. It's so weird. It's been through a lot. Why don't you trim that nail? Why do you keep that nail long? We've talked about's so weird. Well, it's been through a lot. Why don't you trim that nail? Why do you keep that nail long? We've talked about this so much.

That nail, like, looks like it's long. But on the other side of it, on the fingerprint side, where the fingerprint used to be. Where it hangs over. But it's not, look where it's hanging over. You can't. There's like some skin. Yeah, you can't clip it. Oh, it is gross.

I've never looked at it that close. My finger is sliced at an angle. They slice at an angle. There's a little bit over. Yeah, but I can't cut the nail down or then I'm slicing into skin. It's a human flesh. You can't file that at all? Well, Jesus Christ, Joe. If I had to get all

prompt and primped for you, I would... Let me know. Stop pointing shit with it. Give a fellow some warning when you're coming over. That's my pointing hand. That's where I really give it to them. They really got you at all ends. I'm going to play this.

You know what else is bad? The shape of your hands? No, the shape of my hands and then this slice when I cut my hand open on that glass. I've never known about that. Oh, yeah? Where'd your knuckle go? It's gone now.

Slowly and surely, I'm losing my hands. The way your dad's going to lose his foot, I'm losing my hands. Oh, he's going to lose that foot, man. They're going to take that away from him. I got a little bump on my pinky there. See that little bump there? We've seen that thing before. I don't want to talk about it.

All right, I'm going to play this. Jesus H. Christ. I tried to run across the street, and there was a car coming, so my uncle grabbed my hand, and he twisted my pinky Like last week Yeah Dave no He's like 30 year old man

Yeah how old are you 31 You're 31 31 years old How old are you Mike I'm 33 33 yeah How old are you

34 I'm the old man here You're 34 I'm 34 Stupid old man Stupid old man Dave you want to get us Some leather jackets and blow smoke in his face? Yeah. Geezer.

Fuck you, Grandpa. All right, I'm going to play this. Born to rock, Grandpa. I'm going to be the first one to get a convertible, though, so fuck you. New tape on obsolete units. A collab between Zainf and Yekku. Oh, Zainf is still going on? Zainf is still going on.

That's Marsha Bassett, right? Yeah, Marsha Bassett from... Double Leopards? Double Leopards, Hotogisu. And then, I don't know, do you guys know

who Yaku is? I don't know who Yaku is. Helga Fasanika? Fasaniki? Sounds foreign. Helga... That's not an offensive. That sounds not from here.

I know. Helga? That's the way you said it. Sounds foreign. Sounds... Sounds foreign. Sounds foreign. If you ask me, that sounds a little foreign.

Not from here. I know you think everything is racist. Just you. Just me. You're the guy who wants the Nazi stuff. Every little thing is racist. But it's not. Some things are just, you know.

Well, who knows what's in it. I don't know anything about you because if you got it and it's fucked up, it's in your closet or attic. It's not in my closet. My pocket. I just want to kill one kid and put it in my basement. I have two Nazi stamps. I'm getting the new floor put in.

I just want to kill one kid. I killed three frogs. What's the big deal? Jesus Christ. No, I didn't kill any frogs. I've never killed anything except for that rat that you filmed. So what do you... Let's speak to that.

We had to document it. I didn't want it to die in vain. And I had to crush it with a stone because you wouldn't do it. Well, it's not like it was just a rat that was just like, hey guys, I'm a rat. It wasn't a regular rat. It was a rat that was hurt.

It was a rat that was dying. It had like a hole through its head. Yeah, because it got bit by a cat and you wouldn't do anything about it and I had to come home from work. Yeah, I called you home. And I had to deal with it. Did you come home early?

No, I came home regular time. Okay. Because at first I went to Harvest from work. Yeah, I called you home. And I had to deal with it. Did you come home early? No, I came home regular time. Okay. Because at first I went to Harvest Market, and Stacy was like, because I think you called her at work? I called her to see if she could come home. Someone had to take care of the rat. Oh, sprinkles. And I made a little tombstone for it.

And you crushed it with the rock. I didn't crush it. I had to put it on its misery. Yeah. It was crazy. Well, it was on grass, so it probably didn't kill it. No, I think it died a year later.

God damn it. I also think it was pregnant, Joe. Oh, son of a bitch. Helga Soneke also does or is in a project called Metal Rouge. You guys heard of Metal Rouge? Nope.

Let's be a fun little thing for both of us. For all of us. This tape just came out. Edition of 100 on Obsolete Units. I like when you go to the Obsolete Units web zone. The little thing on the top says atypical recorded goods for willing participants.

Little catchphrase. Alright. I see you guys like it too. Yeah, I love it. Sounds great. No, I'm just kidding. Sounds foreign. Sounds foreign. That's not a bad word. Sounds foreign.

No, it's the way you say it. It's like tone and intonation. It sounds like you're disgusted. That sounded like I was disgusted. Zane and Yakoo. New one on obsolete units. Here we go. I love America. Shhh. one

oh... Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so uh Oh I don't know. Oh! Zayn Fanyanyaku new collab on obsolete units C30 edition of 100 still available that was tight yeah that was tight

I like that little John Popper at the end yeah whatever happened to Double Leopards whatever happened to Religious Knives

whatever happened to the Gary Shandling show that was Maya Miller and the other guy from Double U. Yeah, what was that dude's name? They became like a band. Gary Shandling. Did they? What do you mean they became a band?

Like they went from like weird vocal drone noise stuff to like a band with songs. With songs? I don't think I've ever heard of that stuff. The Religious Knives stuff? You never saw never saw like religious knives like with songs where he played bass or whatever i don't think so that's it's not it doesn't sound familiar they put a record on trouble man it's like songs it's like weird psychedelic rock no shit no i don't think i've ever heard that yeah huh dave have you nope no i saw him once i read a brick bat brick bat books no in philly in philly yeah maybe brick bat i don't know no i don't know all right what do you I saw them once. I read Brickbat books. No. In Philly? In Philly? Yeah.

Maybe Brickbat. I don't know. No, I don't know anything about that. All right, what do you got? I got this Reebok Occult tape. I like the name of this. I don't know. Mailbag Cold Listen.

You just want to take this out of there? Yeah, take this out. All right. I don't know what the deal is with it. Slam it. Take two. It's on Virtual Slap. slap No it's not virtual slap It's virtual slap dot net slash

No I already clicked it Wicked city I don't know it says virtual slap on the J card But the label is Wicked city I don't know what virtual slap is Jesus Christ. That's what Grotto's does to you.

By the way, no more fucking Grotto's. No, Grotto's is the shit. No, Grotto's makes me sick. Like, seriously sick. The last three times we had Grotto's, I got sick. What are we going to eat? No one knows what Grotto's is. What's Grotto's?

Grotto's is a disgusting... It's a regional pizza place where they don't put all the cheese on it. No, they don't put all the cheese on it and it doesn't taste like pizza. They put all the cheese on it. No, they don't put all the cheese on it, and it doesn't taste like pizza. They put all the cheese on it. No, they don't put all the cheese. There's a swirl. Well, they don't cover the whole pie with pizza. So it's not all the cheese.

All the cheese compared to what? All the cheese. I don't think it's that hard. It's not all the cheese in the world. All the cheese. No, it's got the cheese, but then they swirl sauce on top of it. Is that how they do it? Yeah, so there's sauce underneath the cheese is what you're telling me. No, it's got the cheese but then they swirl sauce on top of it. Is that how they do it? Yeah, so there's sauce

underneath the cheese is what you're telling me. No, no, no. So they don't put sauce on top of it. What? What? It's pizza crust.

You told me just now they put sauce. Normally a pizza is crust, sauce, cheese. They swirl. They put total cheese. Yeah, you told me just now.

Total cheese. Total cheese and then they swirl sauce on top. So there's sauce underneath the cheese. No, there's no sauce. Or cheese underneath the sauce. My God, what the fuck's wrong with you? Cheese underneath the sauce.

That's what you're telling me. Yeah. There's not cheese underneath the sauce, though. They sprinkle cheese in a... Are you sure? That doesn't sound right. There's not cheese underneath that sauce. Get some grottos.

Let's get grottos. Let's order. We got a coupon. Hold on. You're telling me there's not cheese underneath that sauce. Get some grottos. Let's order another. Let's get a grotto. Let's order. We got a coupon. Hold on. You're telling me there's not cheese underneath the sauce? Are you going to go to their official website? Yeah, I'm going there right now. Call them.

Call them on the phone. Give me the number. I don't think so. You want to call them live on air? Yeah, we're going to call them right now. And ask them the details of how they make their pizza. Okay. Okay, let me find.

Is there total cheese spread? I'll ask the question, though. Put them on speakerphone. We're going to lose him. I don't think there is. We're going to lose him as a sponsor. What are you on? Locations and specials?

Well, I thought that would be where the contact was if I went to locations. Here we go. I want to call one that's close. Call the Seaford one. All right, here we go. Ready? Yeah. 302-369-0600. Let's get to the bottom of this. 369 0600

Let's get to the bottom of this. Why is it saying it's 72 and a half miles away from me? I don't know. Hey, Tricky. I need a pizza. Good one. You're going to need a pizza, Dad. It's got to be good.

I think they're probably closed. It's Sunday. Sunday? What time? 7 o'clock. Yeah. No. We'll call another one.

No, I just had a question. Do you guys put sauce under the cheese on the pizza, or is it just on top? Just on top. Just on top. And is the cheese completely covering the pie on the bottom? Yes, everything but the crust. Okay. Wait, wait, wait.

What? Everything but the crust. So is it a whole crust, and then the entire crust is covered in cheese? Yes. And then there's a swirl of sauce? Yes. Is that what it is? Ask him.

Is that what it is? I couldn't hear what he said. He said, is the whole pie covered with cheese on the bottom and then it's just a swirl of sauce on top? Pretty much. It's like a shell. Okay. What do you mean pretty much? We leave a little bit of room for the crust and that's how far the cheese goes out.

And then the sauce goes along the cheese line on the edge of the crust. Well, the far the cheese goes out and then the sauce goes along the cheese line on the edge of the crust. Well the cheese line that sounds sexy. Okay. Thanks. All right.

All right. Well you got me. That's probably the weirdest question he got all day. You got me. What do you mean pretty much?

That's why I don't think he really knows. I don't think he knows. Let's call another one. All right. All right.

We'll be going to play this Reebok occult tape. Reebok occult tape. Let's get into that. Cold listen From virtualslap.net Slash wicked city

Go on Here hand it Alright go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Rebuck Occult. That was a killer tape. That was like some Kratrock stuff. That was a killer tape. That was like some Kratrock stuff. That was awesome, yeah. I like on the Wicked City website. There's a lot I like about the Wicked City website.

But I like how it says, Audio Cassette Imprint. $5 a pop. You know, they keep it old school. I'm liking the mottos that labels have. That's basically what I'm getting at. Every label should have a motto. Pretty much.

What the fuck does he mean, pretty much? He doesn't know. No, we need, next week, we're getting one Grotto's pizza, and I'm scooping the cheese off and seeing, or no, the sauce off, and seeing if there's cheese in there. Well, you know what we can do? I'm pretty sure there is. A friend of the show, Larry Everett, used to work at a Grotto's.

He might be able to give us a tour. He doesn't know. Pretty much. That's what he's going to say. God know. God know. He won't know. But he can give us, I bet you through connections, we can get in there and see the pipe he made,

boys. Oh, you think so? Oh, yeah. We can do an on-location, tabs out live from Grotto's. That doesn't have anything to do with tapes. I don't like it. We can play tape over there. The beer fest today, I was talking to a guy who runs a local bar.

And just got to talking to him. He's like, what are you doing after this? And I was like, you know, going to do this podcast. Oh, you told somebody? Yeah, I tell people about this. That's weird as shit. And then they, you know, try to explain it to him, and they don't really get it. And he was like, well, would you ever want to do that from my bar?

Like, live? Oh, hell yeah. Do we get, like, free drinks and stuff? I guess so. Hell yeah, we want to do that from your bar. Live from Coluccio's. It's Tabs Out.

Yeah. Oh, the Tabs Out dancers. So that might be a thing happening soon. Games, prizes. We got a wet t-shirt

contest happening later on tonight if you guys want to stop by. It's going to be crazy. It's going to be nuts. Can we have a wheel of prizes? I want to spin the wheel of prizes.

But not the real wheel. Let's talk to him. Like Can we have a wheel of prizes? I want to spin the wheel of prizes. But not the real wheel. Let's talk to him. Like the radio. You know when people on the radio play the wheel game and it's just the sound of the clicking? Yeah, the... What are you just clicking? I thought you had a sample set up, Dave. No, that's only one.

That's gone now? Yeah, that's only one episode. That's a one-time thing? Yeah, just one time. All right. That's a special occasion. All right, Dave, what do you want to do here? Let's throw a little board together, though. Let's gone now? Yeah, that's only one episode. That's a one-time thing? Yeah, just one time. All right. That's a special occasion. All right, Dave, what do you want to do here? I might throw a little board together, though.

Let's throw a little board together, you know? It's like you're sitting there every once in a while. Why not? Do it up. I'm going to play this tape by Shugarm. Shugarm. Mike's your friend of the show. Shugarm.

Senior editor at adhoc.fm. Senior editor. Who just celebrated their two-year birthday. Oh, yeah. We're older. We're older. Fuck you. We're who just celebrated their two year birthday. We're older. We're older. Fuck you. We're older. Fuck you.

Hold on. There's no soundboard yet. Soon. One day. Splice in. You say it's your birthday. We're older. It's your birthday.

I don't know. I feel like if we do that two episodes we might get sued. Yeah. Oh yeah. Sugar Arm playing a gig in Delaware. J b do you really have to stack

all this up in front of me on what's the date is it not next week but the week after that april 25th seth graham sugar and oh and us right i'll check the bill i don't remember to. I don't know. That's two gigs in a row. Get my bass restrung for that one. Two gigs in a row. It is two gigs in a row. Speaking of that, we're playing Richmond Noise Festival. Oh, we'll get to that. Because I got something that I'm going to...

We'll get to that. I see what you did there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got something for that. So we're going to play this tape. New one. Someone new. Hasu Mountain.

Hasu Mountain. Yeah. Pure one. Someone. Hasu Mountain. Hasu Mountain. Yeah. Pure racket. Yeah. He sent us a tape. We were talking about this, Dave. Yeah. Is Sugar the guy?

The guy. Like, we don't know who he is. But is that the guy? That's the guy. This is the guy. This is the guy. This is the guy. This is the guy.

Are we constantly checking Joe's mic now? He's tapping. T. This is the guy. Are we constantly checking Joe's mic now? He's tapping. Tapping, tapping, tapping. Tappa, tappa, tappa, tappa, tappa. Sugar put out that cassette called God's Clit. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.

No one else thinks that's funny. Uh-huh. Wasted God's Clit. Or it says wasted and God's Clit on the cover. Yeah. Yeah. And? And you don't think that's...

That's a literary reference. Is it? Yeah. What is it? Tolstoy. It's from War and Peace. You know what the original name for that was supposed to be? God's Clit.

God's Clit. War, what is it good for? God's Clit. A lot of people don't know that. That's what I'm saying. He's really smart. I feel like... I bet he went to Columbia.

I got a contest for... He did. I know. That's the joke. Yeah. I got a feeling you are not going to like him when you meet him. Well, I don't like rich, smart people. He's got a lot of money. He's got a good education. I bet he's talented. Is he white? He's white. I don't like him. What's the last one?

I don't know. I don't really know. Is he talented? Like he's good at something? Yeah. Okay. So already. Already. Could you imagine if he's good looking? I don't know what he looks like.

Oh, he better not be. You better. Mike Sugarby. We're going to have to record this all over again. Why? Because you're tapping on the. Yes, I'm tapping. Yeah, that's bad.

That's bad? Don't tap the thing that's connected to your mic. Don't tap anything. Don't tap anything. Don't have anything. Don't look at me like that either. Uh, but yeah, sugar.

I don't like smart, rich white people with a lot of money. That's smart, rich white people. Yeah. Oh, rich, rich,

rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich,

rich, rich, rich, rich, you don't like anyone with talent either, right? I don't like smart, talented,

rich white people. Um, he's all of those things. You better hope he's ugly. You better hope he's got one like, his one ear's really low. He can't grow a beard because his ear's all the way down on his cheek.

Patchy beard and acne and then we're cool, man. I'll let all that other shit slide. I'll give all that other shit slide. If that light beams off you, then, you know, we're done. Yeah, you already kind of don't like them. Well, I mean, that's just, you're giving me some shit. Yeah.

You know, to feed off them. Mike Sugarman, that's already, he's already got a Judeo-Christian name. His parents made it big in the sugar business yeah I'm pretty sure yeah in the sugar industry it's like everybody likes sugar

you a sugar man? look at you a sugar man come right into Columbia we never turned we never turned down the sugar man we never turned down the sugar man

where do you think that comes from sugar man? from somebody who dealt in the sugar industry. Or sugar-related concerns. Sugar-related fields. He had a sugar cane plantation. Yeah, Sugarman.

And they had slaves. Yeah. Do you think he comes from slaves? I'll show you something. He came from slaves. I bet he could score you one Nazi coin. I like a good... If he can do that, well, he probably can.

I think we could have a contest now. If you can name the episode where we mention Nazis and clits the most. You win one Nazi stamp. I have two. Give them a rake mark or whatever. They came with the collection, Dave. They're not. I didn't buy them.

All right. Sugar arm. Pure racket on Hasu Mountain. I have some Mussolini ones, too. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Sugar arm. Sugar man. Cut off the B-side. Never turned down a sugar man. No.

What are you, crazy? You son of Isaac and Juliet Sugar Man. They'll come slice you. Slice like a grandpa. Pour sugar in the wound. All right, let's end it out here. And I want to end it... We were talking about that RVA.

Richmond, Virginia Noise Fest 3 coming up. This upcoming weekend. I like... RVA makes sense. Richmond, Virginia. But PDX. I hate PDX. That's like the airport, right? Yeah, but what's the X? I don't know, man.

I don't know. LAX Yeah. I don't know. LAX, is that like, but they don't call Los Angeles LAX. It wasn't the city of angels. But PDX becomes like a slang term for Portland. I love PDX, dog. Who says that? Huh?

You never met someone from Portland? They all say that. They say that. But anyway, next weekend, Richmond, Virginia. It's Friday, April 18th. Just one word plane. April 19th and 420.

What time do you guys want to leave? Oh, here's the thing with that. Leave where or leave here? No, leave here. Early in the morning. Get down there for lunch. I want to say 8. No, I can't leave at 8.

Why not? Because I got to leave after breakfast stuff I gotta get I gotta get the family emotion It's a two person job, Micah And then I gotta Well also, I gotta cook for Easter You have to cook for Easter?

Yeah, I don't know when I'm gonna do that What do you mean you have to cook for Easter? What do you have to cook? Food for Easter What kind of food? Where are you going? I'm probably going to make a corn casserole. For where? I'm going to go to my mom's house. You're going to go to your mom's house and make a corn casserole. A corn casserole. I probably make like a veggie. What time do you think that I'm driving you home on Sunday? Wait, who's driving? I am. No, we're

not driving home Sunday. We're leaving that night. No, we're not. Yeah, we are. No. We're not leaving Saturday are no we're not leaving saturday night i'm not leaving saturday night here i'm not driving four hours saturday day let me just driving four hours back i'm glad we're hashing this out right now yeah we settled this months ago i'm glad you settled it with me because i'm driving i thought dave was driving yeah i thought i thought i was we're gonna to leave Saturday night after we play and drive four hours home? Don't you have to be home for Easter morning? No, because I'm an adult and I can do whatever the fuck I want.

But you have a child. Yeah, and they'll go to wherever they need to go. I don't need to be there as well. Okay, well, I want to be home on Easter morning. We'll have to drive separate. We'll figure it out. We'll talk about it later. No, we talk about it now.

Who's playing Saturday? You don't want to talk about Friday at later. No, we talk about it now. Who's playing Saturday? You don't want to talk about Friday at all? No, because we're not playing Friday. What about Sunday? Well, I'll be there for Sunday because I'm going to leave Sunday. All right. Dreams and Death, Flood Beasts, Stone Garden, Jam Temple. You skipped one.

No, I didn't. Who did I skip? Buttfinger. Buttfinger's coming up. Buttfinger. Oh, I can't believe they were able to book Buttfinger. They're hard on the butt. They're hard.

Yeah. IGM, HB, Strabhanger, Radiator Graze, who me and Dave played with in DC. Dude's sick. Trugpite. Trugpite. Clavicleus Salomonis. Salomonis. Developer.

Telescope. That's us. Garopp. Garopp. Gene Pick. Spiritual Resets. Mincemeater 10-speed. Max Eileb us. Garopp. Garopp. Gene Pick. Spiritual Recess. Mincemeater 10 Speed. Max Eilebacher.

Moltar. Compactor. Shredded Nerve. John Mannion. Honey Bunnies. And Blackfire. That's the Saturday lineup. They're closing it up, huh?

Yeah, they're closing it up. Yeah, and then there's John Pyle tabs out. Dude's playing Sunday, playing the next day. You can look up RVA Noise Fest 3 on the Facebook or maybe somewhere else. Let me see Sunday's lineup. You want to look at Sunday real quick? There it is. When's John Pyle playing?

John Pyle is playing at 10 o'clock. At night. At night. Okay. It starts at 420. That's pretty funny. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Anyway, I say that to say this. I'm going to play, there's something called the Richmond Tape Club. Have you guys heard of the Richmond Tape Club? No, I haven't heard about it. Tell us all about it, Mike. We got a bunch of tapes from the Richmond Tape Club in the mail. Now, all the tapes, just say Richmond Tape Club on the spine, as you fellas can see. They're like black with with silver map of Richmond.

And each one, like number one, volume one here, has one red square on the cover. And then you get a volume two, two red squares on the cover. And then you can imagine volume three, three red squares. Volume four, he's working on with this. Now you get

something like volume six. You're getting three red squares with three black squares in the red squares. That's six squares total. Mike loves this, by the way. That one, I don't understand. It's just five. It's four black squares.

No, no. That was four red squares with black printed on top of them. Completely covered. Completely covered. Flood print. I'm glad you asked me about this one, Joe. I think, is this like 4B? Yeah.

Yeah. There's like a 4, which is four red squares, and then 4B is four black squares. Why would they do that when they have the square method? I don't know. See, this one, it's one big red square with four black squares in it. So that's five. So that's five. And then this one, which, like, here's another good one.

Two red squares. Show me six. Right here. Three red squares each. One, two, three, four, five, six, this one. Show me eight. Well, I didn't even explain seven yet. Seven's two red squares. One red square has a black square in it. The other red square

has four small black squares in it. So it's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. And then the one I'm going to play is eight. Let me see. Four red squares, each with a black square inside of it. Oh, I see what they did there. I see what they did. I think it's pretty, I like that. I like the system that they have.

This tape by Matt Bowethke, who is one of the dudes curating RVA Noise Fest, and he's also playing like an after show on Saturday and maybe somewhere else in the mix too but play this Matt Boecki Richmond Tape Club number 8

play a little bit off the A side here I got it queued up somewhere in the middle and uh we got any we got any announcements is that it are we done all done all done oh so 44 glad it let it wrap that one up we learned a lot about ourselves we learned a lot about grottos i think it was all together we learned a little too much about joe a little he might be he might not be in uh strap on your podcasting boots.

Because we might have you in the studio a little bit more often. Unless Ian's the guy who gets in touch with you and is like, you want a Nazi coin? I got a bunch of Nazi coins. I don't want one. I don't know why you didn't ask me before. No, here, take 12. Maybe a knife.

Maybe a knife. All right, Tab's out. Episode number 44. Thanks to Charles Barbara. right. Tabs out. Episode number 44. Thanks to Charles Bobra. Bobra. For the intro. And later. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. um I'm sorry. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you.