Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #45 | 5.3.14

Episode Date: May 3, 2014

Tredici Bacci, Joshua Dumas, Disguised As Birds, David Neil Adams, Olli Aarni, Carey, Ames Sanglantes, Seth Graham, X.Y.R., Kenny Basil Sound System, Good Willsmith, All Earz, Bikini Kill, Social Junk, and Andrew Anderson.

Hi everybody, this is Matt Becky and you're listening to Tabs Out. Oh! Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yo, that's that. Hold on, let it go. I put this together earlier. Yeah, yeah let's just let it go let it go to it's natural end it's not that much longer let's do what it's gonna do yeah I'm gonna turn up a little bit oh good ending Mike there was supposed to be

one more I think I cut it off oh well Tabs Out Kitsap Podcast episode number 45 45

I was just going to say. I think we just forgot. No, I knew the whole time. Yeah, right. I always like a good David Lee Roth joke. Oh, yeah? That wasn't a joke, Dave. Are you fucking kidding me?

You know how many hours I spent working on that? Remember when he was on the radio? I had a giant... You mean like somebody had a radio and he was standing on it singing that song? No, when he took over Howard Stern's spot. Yeah, he was pretty popular for a while. Oh, he did like talk radio? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that. It was pretty bad. It was pretty awful. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't last very long. Less than a year, I think. There's some diehards out there, I'm sure.

Yeah. Yeah. So that was like... I have a love-hate relationship with David Lee Roth. I don't have a relationship with the man at all. Ian, what about you? Where do you stand on DLR? I like the first Van Halen album.

That's about it. First four for me. Ian in the studio tonight filming for Joe B. On vacation again. I think if you took the first four Van Halen albums and you cut the fat, you'd come out with a double LP that was pretty amazing. That's where I stand.

So if you take the first four Van Halen albums and you cut out two of the albums, you get one really good double album. Okay. I believe they call those best of or greatest hits. You should pitch that idea. Go to a record company and say,

I'm going gonna revolutionize the industry you guys have been on hard times lately music sales are down people aren't buying music you bring van halen back that's where i come in my idea i'm gonna take all the van halen albums because the songs i don't like and i'm gonna give you guys a double lp that people that it's gonna fly off the show re-sequence it too and make it real good. It's Dave's mix. Is Ian at this point... Ian, are you filling in for Joby?

This is your third appearance, correct? Yeah. Dave, let me get your opinion. Ian, just lean back. Do you want me to leave the room? You don't have to leave the room. Is Ian filling in right now, or is Ian just here? Because I'm not filling in for anybody.

I'm just here. Ian's here. Okay, Ian's here. So Joe B. is not even a regular anymore. No, Joe B. is a regular. Everybody's part of the family. He's not a main guy, but I'm in charge. I'm the captain.

Well, we let you think that. Okay, thanks. This is your ultimate question., but I'm in charge. I'm the captain. Well, we let you think that. Okay, thanks. This is your ultimate question, right? I need it. This is what I've been... I set up this podcast two years ago, so one day Dave would tell me that I'm in charge. I just want to be in charge of something. All right, who wants to start off tonight's episode with a cassette tape?

Why don't you start it off, Mike? Oh, well, if you... Start off, Captain. I am in charge. Yo-ho-ho, boys. Let's set sail. All right, you want to play a new NNA jammer? Let's do it.

Watch out for the soggies. What's that mean? Oh, we had that joke before. Captain Crunch. It has something to do with cereal. Captain Crunch. Okay. The milk guys, they're called soggies.

They're bad. You don't want them. They make your cereal soggy. New one on NNA from a group called... How do you think we're going to say this? Tradishi Bocci. Tradishi Bocci. Tradishi Bocci.

The 13 Kisses Cassetta. C32 just came out It's a Do you guys know about One spicy meat the ball Oh yeah The Pope is coming

To listen to this tape Do you guys know about This tape at all I do not know No No tell me all about it Mike I'll tell you some of it And then I'll let you

Listen to it Well it's a 14 Piece group What 14 huh Of what The NNA site says Young musicians Musicians Something like 8, 9 years old What is it a Slipknot Little kids piece group. What? 14, huh? Of what the NNA site says, young musicians, something like 8, 9 years old.

What is it, Slipknot? Little kids. High school jazz band? This is actually the first four lines of Slipknot with all the bad people taken out. And they made one mega greatest hit Slipknot and they called it Tridishibaki.

No, it's a 14 piece group from Boston. Under the... I'm just picturing all the... You know how Slipknot has all the masks and stuff? Yeah. I just want to see... I just picture with all the reject masks.

Broom face! It's just a broom duct taped to somebody's face. Yeah. Nails in a bag taped to somebody's face. It's just a plastic bag with nails in it it's always falling off they gotta stop playing guitar and pick it up hair with a bunch of little shovels in it

what like beach shovels like you take to the beach plastic shovels and it's just like a wig and they're all sticking out yeah and he there's a plastic sand castle on his head there's Oh, she's a sick. There's plastic sandcastle on his head. There's no way that's a reject. There's no way they rejected that one.

Trudy Shibaki, if you guys rejected Harry Sandcastle, man, then we're not going to play this tape. Dave, confirm if they use that or not. Because if they don't use that one, then we're not playing this fucking tape. Okay, anyway. Like I said a couple times, 14-piece group from Boston

under the orchestral direction of Simon Luxardo Haynes, who is in that band Gorilla Toss that I think NNA just did an LP for. Tight. But this is one of those tapes where all these people are talented.

So it kind of makes me sick. Because, you know, don't try to act like you're better than me. Oh, young talented people, too. Oh, yeah. If they're attractive, which there's a video of them and it shows them,

and I know some of them are attractive. So if they're smart and they have lots of money then I'm gonna be really upset but let's see if I have it rewound to the beginning here I have it rewound to the beginning god damn I love how NNA still paints all of their labels on their shells like hand paints the label

it gives it that nice texture. Cover for this one. I just wish they could figure out a way to make them stick to the shell a little bit better. Because it seems like the paint makes the label peel up a little bit. I don't like that. Fix that.

Well, don't point that out to me, Dave, because I'm just going to pick the fuck out of it. It's already gone. A little of the cover in the NNA circle. Somebody getting their ear nibbled on here. Ooh. Gets me going. I don't like that.

That's also very Italian. They're very sensual people. You don't like ear nipples? No, I don't like ear nipples. Okay, that's an ear nipples for a second. I'm all about the ear nipples. So let's jump into this. came out c32 on nna brand new one tradishi tradish tradicky baki the 13 kisses cassette

uh-huh let's all enjoy this and if i find out that you fuckers aren't using Sandcastle, man. Thank you. The Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Thank you. Thank you. Chodishi Baki. That was tight. On NNA, a brand new one. I bet that's still available. You you know I can probably glance here real quick you wanna bet? I'm on the site add to cart, right there comes with a free mp3 wait, it comes with a free mp3

download coupon, now I don't know if you have to pay for you get the coupon for free the download is normally $10 but with the coupon it's $5 that's better than nothing I guess no,10, but with the coupon, it's $5. Oh, you know, that's better than nothing, I guess. No, that's not what it is. It's free MP3.

Non-USA customers, for all orders of five cassettes or more, or vinyl plus cassette combination orders, please contact us. I shouldn't have gotten into that. There's no information there. Let's see. All right, Ian. Go on, Mike.

Ian, what do you got? My turn. there let's all right go on mike and what do you got my turn uh oh we should also say matt matt uh betkey yes i thought it was bowette key but i guess you're not saying the o doing the intro there he also uh dave we went down to uh rva fest yeah had a good quick in and out quick in and out unfortunately we couldn't stick around good times it was a good, quick in and out. Quick in and out, unfortunately. We couldn't stick around. Good times though. It was a good time. I had a really good time. Matt recorded a PSA we'll play later on in the episode. I like a good PSA. Some very, some

more you know bullshit. Alright, Ian. What you got? I'm gonna go... Bunch of shit over here. Bunch of shit. This is a good one. Horror fiction tapes. This is a Joshua Dumas. Dumas. I know this label. This is a good one. Horror fiction tapes. This is a Joshua Dumas. Dumas.

I know this label. This is... The fuck's it just say? Did you do Guide My Little Tape? Is it Guide My or Guide Me? I thought it was Guide Me. Guide Me Little Tape. Guide Me Little Tape, yeah.

Yeah, it's the guy who does that blog, does this label. Nice. This is a real tight tape. I love the presentation on these yeah man i got i hit the first two we play you guys play horror fiction tapes yeah we played one a while ago the one of the first ones that came out this one's really dope it's a lot of uh solo piano pieces but there's a lot of electronics under it and some interesting stuff i'm not even sure what he's doing if he's playing it all live or multi-track

but it sounds live. What's the name of the person? Name's Joshua Dumas. Tape's called Rough Mattsonals. Sounds oddly familiar but... It's pretty recent. Yeah. Does he have anything else out? You know, I don't know. It doesn't sound familiar to me.

Dumas. Let me see it. I always love the way that Horror fiction does their packaging, though, with the printing over the recycled books. Yeah. It's really nice. It looks fucking incredible. I forget which book this is. Well, we'll Google when it's playing one of the lines,

and we'll figure it out. Yeah, but I like how he prints. He got in touch, and he told us how he did it. Does he just put these through a printer? Like a home printer? I can't remember. That was a while ago. That smells like an old book.

You're asking me to remember something? It sounds like an old book. You got the memory of a Mike and Ike. It's like a goldfish, a Mike and Ike, and then Dave. Joshua Dumas. What flavor? Flavor Mike and Ike. Like which Mike and Ike

has the best memory? Yeah. Strawberry has the best memory. Strawberry does? Lemon's a little slow, but you gotta cut him a break. Why do you have to cut him a break? The shit Lemon's been through.

Come on. He's had a hard road. He's had a tough time. He's the only fruit that nobody likes to just peel and eat. Lime always giving him bullshit. You know, he never got along with Cherry. Never get along with Cherry. They're both in the drinks at the bar, but nobody...

You eat the Cherry at the end. People are tying the stem with their tongue, doing tricks. And people get the limes, they throw it to a dog, the dog looks at it, walks away. Well, here's a little thing about me. I like to eat the whole lemon wedge when I get it in a drink. Dave, is there any little thing about you?

Well, you like to... Go now. You like to... Do your words. You like to eat the whole lemon wedge? Yeah, skin and all. Are you serious? I love it. I've seen you do it. Yeah, skin and all. Are you serious? Love it. I've seen you do it. Yeah, I like it. A lot of protein in that. I don't think there's any protein.

How'd you even get started on doing that? I don't really know, to be honest. I can't remember. Do you eat the whole orange, too? No. No, I don't like orange wine very much. I like it with the lemon. I like a little bitter with my sour.

So you've tried an orange peel? Mm-hmm. Not as into it. It's all right. I don't even want to go there. All right, well, Joshua Dumas, rough... Matinals. Rough matinals.

I think it's matinals. Sometimes if I'm feeling crazy, I'll coat it in sugar first. And then it's like a lemon head. Oh, shit. That's pretty good. Causing up the mic-a-nike. Good segue. All right, well, let's get into this one on hard fiction number three.

If I can get in the deck. I can always get in the deck and get out of here. Here we go. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. piano plays softly Thank you. Joshua Dumas, Rough Matinals. I enjoyed that. That went really well with my pretzels. With this dope-ass bag of salty and sweet M&M's. I've never seen this combination before. Yeah, hand that to Dave.

Tell everybody what's in that. Salty and sweet M&M's snack mix. It's got a combination of roasted peanuts and crunchy pretzels mixed with chocolate chip cookies and M&M's. I'll say this. I haven't found a peanut yet. And they're like... They're kind of like double-stacked. Those are regular-sized cookies, right?

These are like... These are like double-stacked cookie crisps. Yo, I want to take all these out and put them in a bowl with milk. Ooh. Oh, yo. Just the cookies. Yeah, let's do that.

Let's do that. Don't need any more of those. We need a bowl. Just eat the peanuts if you find any. Oh, they're a little salty, though. Milk and salt is not a good combination. I think it'd be fun. I think the chemical reaction, the milk.

You like a little friction. I don't know if it's the same Joshua Dumas, but I'm on a band camp here of a Joshua Dumas, and he has an album called Sweet Drone Alabama. I like that. I like that. That's a fun thing. Seems like a cool guy.

See, you know what? Joshua Dumas, he seems like a real cool guy. You got the Ian approval. That was a fun one. That was a real fun time. Horror Fiction Tapes, number three. A few months old, right? Possibly still available.

Yes. Yes. Davey, you're up. Yeah, it's my turn. It's your time to shine. I'm going to play. I'm going to switch gears a little bit. You guys like rock music?

You like having a good time? Well, you know, we were... You know what I like? I like if you took all the Van Halen albums and you took out all the bad stuff and then you just give me one solid double disc. That's such a good idea. Or two single

discs. Like a best of. Released at the same time. Like a greatest hit. Yeah. I'm gonna do You totally wrote me off on that one. Well, you know sometimes you gotta keep the show moving, Mike. I'm gonna play this tape by a project called Disguised as Birds the milk disguised as birds disguised as birds yeah it's a band from

milwaukee and this came out uh at the beginning of the year and got it in the mailbag and it's pretty dope i think it's just four songs um the same song on each same song four times same song on each side. Same song four times? Same song four times. No, the A side and B side are identical. Four songs on the A side. Then you flip it over and you listen and it's the same four songs. Program repeats on the B side, Dave. Yeah, that's a good way to... Thanks, I came up with that on the spot.

Boil it down. Let me see it. I'm surprised. I just want to see you hold your hand up. It doesn't... I only got so much left on my shoulder, Dave. Hand it over. I really like the artwork on it. It reminds me of

a little strip in King of the Hill or something like that. Oh, shit. This does look a lot like King of the Hill. It's a little... It's a big we buy gold sign. I like how one of the signs says Disguise as Birds. Yeah. This is tight.

What do you think they saw there? At the Disguise as Birds shop? Yeah. Well, you can see there's a tire outside. It looks like, what is that? That's just a trash can, I think. What's in the window? Oh, a hubcap.

Auto-related. Ian, talk a little bit more. I don't know. I can't see it. Mike's got it. Oh, I can't hear Ian. What's going on with that? Ian, I can't hear you. You can't hear me? No. For those wondering why we can't hear a man who's sitting right next to us,

we now have update. We have an upgrade to the studio. Oh. We're all current to the studio. Oh. We're all current. My bad. Ian, you were muted, but you didn't. You know, Dave,

it's funny that he was muted because this situation was supposed to cure that. Well, I caught it. But you know what? We caught it. Yeah, we caught it. Hold on.

Give that man a round of applause. We now have, since Joby was muted, or actually his... His mic came... Mike pulled his mic came mike pulled his mic cord out of his microphone either way he's always fucking with it well i got a whole roll of electrical tape on it now holding it in so i hope we never need to get it off but we're all wearing

headphones now yeah and we're listening to it's like i feel like i'm in like nasa it's a whole space program no um the fast food themed restaurant oh, like you eat in a zero G room. Okay. Which NASA was named after. Of course. NASA was named after it. I was going to say, I'm surprised you took this tape out of the mailbag, Dave, because it says inside like, you know,

four people's names with instruments next to them. And you normally see that and you don't grab. Yeah, you know, sometimes I'm just not... Or one thing that you do that I like is when we're picking the mailbag stuff, and you look at something, you go, too many songs, and you flip it back. Or if there's lyrics.

Or if there's lyrics, red flag, nah. But you took this, and you're saying you like it. Yeah, I like it a whole lot, actually. On geology records? Yeah. Well, I gotta say right away, the layout is pretty great. I like the,

I like the yellow cassette shell with these lines that are like not straight. Little wiggly lines going all the way across. Yeah. That looks tight. Oh, it says right on there,

program repeats on the other side. Look at that. All right. Well, where, what am I going, what am I doing here? Just jumping right in on the A-side? Oh, hold on one second.

I'm going to nitpick for just a second. First he's talking about moving the show along. Now he's nitpicking. Never mind. No? I thought it was going to say disguises birds on the one side and then just buy-sell trade on the other. But it actually says we buy gold under where it says

disguises birds. And I was going to nitpick that a little bit. But I like that it says buy-sell trade on the other side. Man, they chose a theme and they ran with it. Yeahguise as Birds. I was going to nitpick that a little bit. But I like that it says Bicel Triton. Man, they chose a theme and they ran with it. Yeah. I like that. It shows dedication. It shows focus.

Yeah, it shows... True visionaries. It shows integrity. It shows... It shows... Patriotism. It shows... They're real Americans.

It shows loyalty to your country. Yeah. And a belief of something bigger than you. Yeah. Like NASA. That's what NASA is all about. No, the space program. All right.

Disguise as birds. We buy gold on geology. Here we go. And I won't keep my promise cause it's not for you I'm stuck in love That's what you need This time Walk your home Write a love about you When you let it

Not descend today Fire in the hole Yes, it shall be bright Keep my promise Like I always do I keep my promise As it's best for you Like a radio That's what you'll be

You'll die You'll die You'll die When the world Wants to kill We are the heroes We are the wolves that go guitar solo Thank you. None of them are gonna come for you None of them, none of them, none of them, no Thank you. And I won't fail to get high Not until I'm full of comfort, yeah Disguised as Birds. That was tight. Yeah.

That was real good. Track called Arnold Friend. Arnold Friend? Arnold Friend. That band is not broken up. Oh, that sucks. That was their final EP. Well, you can download the entire EP for free.

Download for free? Dave, tell me how. You go to disguisedasbirds.bandcamp.com and go to that album, which is called We Buy Gold, and then you look at the list of songs and you click and download them. Do you think there's any streets, like

street names that have.com at the end? No. Like main.com street? I bet you there's at least one out there. Yeah. Wasn't there a town that renamed their town GoDaddy or something like that? Yeah, to get sponsored. It wasn't GoDaddy. It was something else.

That's weird. Did you unmute Ian? Because I still can't hear him. I can hear Ian. Turn him up. I want more Ian in my head. Turn on my Ian. I can't do that. Buy a better mixer, Mike. We can put a man on the moon. We can't turn Ian up my Ian. I can't do that. This is... Buy a better mixer, Mike.

We can put a man on the moon. We can't turn Ian up my headphones. I used to live in a neighborhood where all the streets were named after cigarette brands. On purpose? Yeah. Really? Where was that?

It's off of Milltown Road next to Dickinson High School. No way. Who made that decision? I have no idea. It's like Camel Way. It's weird ones, too, like Bel Air and Marlboro. Well, Marlboro's in there. I'd say that's the Camel Way. It's weird ones, too, like Bel Air and Marlboro.

Well, Marlboro's in there. I'd say that's the least weird one. Yeah, that's the least weird one, but Bel Air's a weird one. The neighborhood's called Montclair, which is a cigarette. Jesus Christ, who the fuck owns this place? I like the name of the cigarettes. Just like an old lady that goes to tanning booths, has leather skin, smokes in the dark.

I want my neighborhood named after cigarettes. Has a little dog that she's always scared of. Fluffy! Stay away from Fluffy. He's normally nice. I don't know why he shit on you. It's a poodle that sleeps around her neck. And if you go near her, it growls. It doesn't growl because it died like eight years

ago, but she refuses to admit it so she's constantly like giving it peanuts and they just fall on the floor. You're not hungry right now. You're not hungry right now. It's dead but somehow it's still really racist. Can't figure that one out. Yeah, because how many streets

were there? Because at some point you run out of cigarette brands, don't you? I think there's a lot out there. There's a lot of cigarettes out there okay big business yeah now where the longer streets have what do you call like the really long cigarettes 100s is that what they're called were there like streets that were like 100s yeah that was like the long street that'd be a good one or Or was there like, you know, was there like a chewing tobacco creek? Go on, Mikey.

Thanks. I got tons of tobacco humor, Dave. Oh, yeah? You got a whole lot of it. All right. I'm going to play... I'm going to play a tape. And after I play this tape it's not quite up to snuff though

I want we're moving on from your puns Abe okay I'm onto my tape now I'm gonna filter you when after I play this this particular cassette tape I want us all

to have an honest discussion about it. Okay? No joking around. No goofing. Like a serious discussion. Like one where we turn the lights off? No, we don't need to turn the lights off, Dave, to have these discussions. Why don't you like when I turn the lights off? Leave the lights on, because I got, you know, someone could come in behind me, leave the lights on.

It's got the window open. I want to play this tape. I know. I want to play this tape, and then I want us to have a serious discussion about what we think about it. Okay. Not a goof. Alright. A real thing. A real thing. It's going to be hard. I think we can do it.

I don't think I can look you in the eye and have a serious conversation. Because I'm going to say now, I must have listened to this tape ten times. Ten, huh? Trying to figure out not how I feel about it because I think I know how I feel about it,

but how I feel about it existing. About everything that surrounds it. All right? Is there more context to it than just the tape, though? Possibly.

I don't know. Okay. I haven't done any research. We're going to judge it on the tape. Is this i don't know okay uh i haven't done like any research is this like john pile oh shit you know what i wanted to say before we move on to this tape that that horror fiction tape the the page is from a book called the dark side of the earth by alfred bester it's a bunch of short stories and that particular page is from the short story the men who murdered muhammad a hug Hugo Award nominee from 1964. Hugo Award nominee. Nominee.

Didn't win. Just got nominated. But you know what? It's still an honor. It's a privilege. It's an honor to just be nominated. Of course, yeah. You almost made it.

You almost did it. But you didn't. You didn't do it. No one thought you were good enough to actually do it. All right. This tape I'm going to play is called, you know what? I don't really know what the artist is called. Hold on. Give me a second here.

I believe the artist is David Neil Adams. Okay. And the tape is called Ceramic Tones 2. Ceramic Tones, huh? Ceramic Tones 2. And it says in here it's on... Let me get a look at that shell. It's on Friends Records.

Aw, Friends. Aw. Friends, guys. It says on Friends Records. Aw, Friends. Aw. Friends, guys. It says on here, these sounds were made by striking a ceramic plate with bare knuckles. And then it goes on to explain who crafted the plate, if you need to get any plates made. Well, yeah, let us know.

I don't understand why the artwork on the shell is like a knitted sock or a hat or something. Yeah, it doesn't go with the rest of it at all. And they put the fucking band-aid thing. This should have been a white shell. Like a white porcelain shell. Like a ceramic plate. Yeah, exactly.

Because the cover, I guess that might be the plate. And then it has the band-aid from the shell. Don't do that. We talk about that all the time. You'd figure after I was talking about it, everyone would stop. Really? You'd figure it's enough for And then it has the band-aid from the show. Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. We talk about that all the time. Don't do it. Don't do that. You'd figure after I was talking about it, everyone would stop. Really?

You'd figure it's enough for us to say we don't like it, and they say, listen, they said they don't like it. We just won't do it anymore. Wow. All right. Well, I'm going to play this tape. I'd lose the second track on the A side. And let's just experience this.

All right, I'll take it in. Let's just take it in. And then have an honest discussion the way adults do. The way when you sit your kid down to tell him something. Alright. Here we go. Something off of the Ceramic Tones No. 2 tape from

David Neal Adams. And you can have a conversation at home as well amongst yourself. I just want to get all the immature stuff out now. Queef. Here we go. I'm still a spaz and that's not cool. You can get on stage and act the fool.

Spaz in real life and you're a tool. I'm still a spaz and that's not cool. You can get on stage and act the fool. Spaz in real life and you're a tool. I'm still a spaz and that's not cool. I'm 37 and I'm still a spaz. It's mental illness, not pizzazz. Chaotic energy is what I have. I'm 37 and I'm still a spaz. I'm still a spaz and that's not cool You can get on stage and act the fool

Spaz in real life and you're a tool I'm still a spaz and it's not cool Then there was the Adderall That shit was the worst of all I used to stand and run but now I crawl My choices were the worst of all They told me not to get neck tattoos i ignored them when they said it's not you that shit hurts to burn off and i feel like a poser

i'm still a spaz and it's not cool you can get on stage and act a fool spaz in real life and you're a tool I'm still a spaz It's not cool Spaz started smoking synthetic weed She said it had lithium And so he believed Spaz almost died smoking synthetic weed Spaz shouldn died smoking synthetic weed. Spaz shouldn't smoke synthetic weed.

I'm still a spaz and it's not cool You can get on stage and act a fool Spaz in real life, you're a tool I'm still a spaz, it's not cool Spaz in church, spaz at home And at night, spaz spaz is alone Spaz in traffic, spaz switching lanes Spaz will drive everyone insane. I spaz, you spaz, you spaz, I spaz, I spaz, you spaz, you spaz, I spaz, I spaz, you spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, you spaz, I spaz or a spaz?

Spaz shouldn't smoke synthetic weed. I'm still a spaz. It's not cool. You can get on stage and act like a fool. Spaz in real life and you're a tool. I'm still a spaz. It's not cool. All right.

David Neal Adams. Ceramic Tones 2 cassette on Friends. All right, now I want to have a conversation about that. Well, it's a cassette. Ian, let me hear your thoughts. I just want to know someone else's thoughts on that. I know my thoughts. Is this a serious conversation? Yeah, you start it off.

I don't know i i think we all had some good points while i was playing i think we should have left our mics on while i was playing dave you seem to be amazed that he was 37 i i'm not saying anything you're not saying you like don't worry my address is the one on you know if anything happens it'll be to me and mine um i just wasn't into it. I liked the sounds of him hitting the plate. Don't try to butter up now, Ian. It's too late.

No, I honestly did. I thought he was getting some pretty interesting sounds out of it. I liked the plates. That was enough. I want to talk about the litter. Tell me what we'll get. You know what I think, though? I want you guys to guys talk about to me. I feel like it's something that probably would have been popular in the cafe in like 1964.

What cafe? I don't know. Some Greenwich Village thing. People like Snap at the end. Do you think he really almost died smoking synthetic weed? It's possible. That stuff is no joke. Yeah, it's pretty bad.

I mean, I'm not saying I know from... I don't know from personal experience. I tried it. It did get kind of Dr. Seuss-y in there in the middle. It got very Dr. Seuss-y. I thought he was going to spaz in the garden and spaz with a Flourdan, spaz on a boat,

and spaz with a goat. I don't think... You know what? You don't want to have this conversation? No, why not, a goat i don't you know what you know what i don't have this conversation no why not dave why don't you want to have this conversation i mean i don't know i think i think we're playing a very this is something for you know what's kind of a bummer it's like this dude might see that like oh man they played my tape and then listen to it. I said I liked how the plate sounded. Listen, I, you know,

don't stop doing your thing, but I didn't like it. Yo, that was real weird. That made me feel really uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah. I thought we could have more of a conversation. I just don't want to say anything too bad.

No, say, let me hear your absolute feelings. You know, we'll all be dead one day. I feel like it was pretty sophomoric. Go in the go ahead i want you i don't think he's i don't he's saying he was a he was asking what he's a poser or a spaz i don't think he's a poser he's but what about the neck tattoos probably could be he probably i wonder what

the neck tattoos are you think he's what i think he's actually a spaz you think he's well he's spazzing in traffic which i think is just road rage maybe he just has road rage i don't i don't like this conversation it sounds like you don't like this why does it make you uncomfortable let's say where he recorded it because if it was in his kitchen then i feel a whole lot better about it why is that because it feels way more natural if he went into a... I think even if this was natural, something weird is going on. Well, he's a spaz.

I want to... He is a spaz. You don't think he's a poser then? See, Dave, this is why we have these conversations. Because when people want to figure out if they're a poser or a spaz, Ian can come in and say you're not a poser, you're just a spaz. I make the ultimate decision.

Spaz with a mouse, you, you're not a poser. You're just a spaz. I make the ultimate decision. Spaz with a mouse. You can spaz in a house. You can spaz in the rain. You can spaz. Look at Dave trying to figure out a word that runs with rain. What does it rhyme with? We're making fun of Dave and Neil Adams. Dave can't figure out a word that runs with rain.

Brain. I know. Train. Quarry Haim. Quarry Haim. Haines. No. Rain Haim. Corey Haim. Haynes. No. Rain Haynes.

The stretch. It's a little bit of a stretch, but I think it works. I could pull it off if it was in the context of a song. Then there was the Adderall. That was the worst of all. Dave's really uncomfortable. Every time I say something, he's really uncomfortable. Why is it making you uncomfortable?

Why don't you want to talk about this? Because I don't have anything constructive to say about it. I didn't like it. I don't want to make fun of him. We're not making fun of him. We're just talking about it. Well, I just didn't like it. I'm actually trying to get you guys to make fun of him.

That's what we know you're doing. We're trying not to. Yeah. All right, Ian. You want us to do it first, and then you'll get on board. I got a few zingers. I'm waiting for one person to say one thing and then all of a sudden I'm going to take it out of the notebook.

You're the guy in the back of the crowd just waiting for the first punch to be thrown. Just waiting for it to go down. That's me. Or you're the guy that throws a bottle and blames it on somebody else. And then watches the fight happen and sneaks out. I'm constantly, well, I'm good at sneaking.

Alrighty, and you go. I used my turn on that, by the way. I think I should get to go again. I'm going to play Storming Tones 1 next time. Wait, there is a... That was volume 2? That was number 2. Where's 1? Maybe 1 was better. Maybe that was the B-sides. I wanted to hear

number 3 now. Jeez. Alright. I don't evensides. I wanted to hear number three now. Alright. I don't even know what I'm going to play now. I don't play me. I don't play you. What does that mean? Alright. Thanks for sending us that tape, by the way.

It was tight. I like the idea of it. No, I'm serious. I like the idea of it. The execution, not so much. That's the final word on that. I just can't get over the lyrics. I can't get over them. Like I said, I've listened to it like 10 times. Maybe that's a sign that it's a good tape,

that I've listened to it like 10 times. I listen to it more than any other thing in the mailbag. There you go. You did something, though. Every time I felt weird, though. Worked. It worked. It worked. You a poser or a spaz?

I don't know. What do you think his neck tattoos are? Flaming dice? Or the Noid from Pizza Hut? Or Domino's or whatever it is. It's probably... You think it's the little fuzzy guy giving the middle finger?

They used to put on shirts at the beach? The little gnome thing? Yeah. No. He doesn't strike me as a gnome guy. No. Or troll guy. I can hear somebody chewing.

That's probably me. I got some Snyder's of Hanover hot buffalo wing pretzel pizzas. Pretzel pizzas? Pieces. That sounded pretty tight. I think we hit some sort of wall with that one.

Can I go downstairs and get some water? No, we're going to listen to ceramic tones number two again. That's fine. I'll listen again. Maybe it'll grow on me. Alright, what are you going to play?

I'm going to play a new one from Vauld. One of my favorite labels. I dig this label a lot. This is... I guess Dave has the tape player on mute because I just started playing it again. I was waiting for it to come in.

This is new Ali Arnie. Is that how you say his name? Ali Arnie? Ali Arnie. Yeah. Ali Arnie. I don't even know how to pronounce the name of the tape. I'm going to try.

Oregonusu Pixalina. Just stop right there. Just give me the tape. Do you want to try? I don't think you can get it better. Probably not. What's that? A key on the cover? There's no tape in here. What? Oh, there it is.

I see what you did there. You took the tape out of the case. Go from the... You said this was a new one on vault? New one on vault. Go from the other side. This side? Yeah. I think it's on this side. It's so loud over there's on this side. Okay.

It's so loud over there with your shifting around. Okay. Who's Ali Arnie? Oh, I know who Ali Arnie is. I know the name. I don't know any of his other projects. Yeah. I think I might have this tape. I'm not sure.

I always get confused. These just came out. This one and one called White Resin. If it just came out, I don't have it. Yeah. I always get confused with labels where they all have like you know all the vault tapes are all like black and white and really like what's the word i'm looking for you know they're dark they're very uh what's this word like how this is all

pixelated how it's all like uh half tony like a newspaper print type deal you know what i like very minimal information When you have all the vault tapes together in a rack, the spine, all of the text... Like in the country? No. No. We have to go to Iraq and look at all the vault tapes. No. Look, the spine, the text, I don't know how to describe it.

It's centered, but it's all formatted to the right. So when you look at them, all the titles are in line on the right side, but not on the left side. What? That's incredible. So there's one, the white resin tape is a real short title. It's off-center,

but it's aligned to the right. Yeah, I noticed this one's off-centered. It's a little bit to the left. But when you got them all together, I noticed this one's off-center. It's a little bit to the left. But when you put it on the shelf. But when you got them all together, I've got four or five together. That's pretty tight. That's a nice detail.

I like that detail. Good eyeing. Good eyeing. Goddamn. Yeah. All right, well, let's play something with this Ali Arnie tape. Exactly.

There's an umlaut in there. Jesus Christ. On vault. Just in there, not over a letter? No, it over a letter just thrown in there all right here it is spaz shouldn't smoke synthetic I'm going to go to the other side. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. The The I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. The The Thank you. The I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. The I'm sorry. Thank you. The Ali Arne. Ali Ali. Ali Ali. Oh, you. Were you going to do that too? Yes. Ali Arnie. Ali, Ali, Ali. Ali, Ali, Ali. Oh, you.

Were you going to do that too? Yes. Really? Yep. Shit, Ali must get that all the time. He probably hates it. No, the whole time I was thinking about the twins from Bob's Burgers. I think it, is it, wait, it's not Ali and Arnie, is it?

Oh, shit. Is it Ollie and Arnie I don't know I gotta look that up right now it might be Bob's burgers Ollie and

Ollie and Andy Ollie and Andy oh those are so close I love those two I can't get enough of Bob's burgers oh Bob's burgers is so good I work with a. I can't get enough of Bob's Burgers. Oh, Bob's Burgers is so good. Ugh. I work with a dude that reminds me so much of Teddy.

Is he a poser or a spaz? Let me see. I work with a lady who is exactly like Linda. That's amazing. Yeah. I don't really like her. But it's fun. Linda is like my mom 20 years ago.

Really? Yeah. I love how she's so happy about everything. Whenever the kids do anything, she's so thrilled. She's a good mom. Yeah, she's a great mom. Gene, put some clothes on. No!

I love when that happens. I don't know that specific part. What was your reference earlier that you kept making? Bocce balls. What was that from? I think it was from Splash. Why did you start saying it? It was from the Trinici Bocce.

No, I'm not... We should say a reference you were making off the air. Not that we're on the air, but not on the show. I think I said it once when we were recording. You said like, oh, did you? What made you bring it up in the first place tonight? Because that project had Bocce at the end of it.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bocce. Bocce balls. Hey, Bob Burger. You do a decent daddy. His name's Bob Burger.

It's not what I'm thinking of. All right, let's Bob Burger. It's not? Who am I thinking of? All right, let's move on. Whose turn is it? Dave's. My turn? All right, I'm going to play this tape from a project called Carrie that came out on Crash Symbols, West Virginia, and Morgantown label.

Love that label. Yeah, really good label. And this tape is, well's it was a bit of a surprise i didn't expect the way that it sounded um even though i should have it lists like all the instruments on the inside here and i should have expected something like this but this is spin it out d Come on. This is a dude from Atlanta. Hotlanta. Hotlanta.

Daniel Bailey. It's hot down there. Remember when... Was it Atlanta or somewhere else in Georgia? It got like two inches of snow over the winter. It was somewhere in... Yeah, it was Atlanta. And like the entire city melted and burned to the ground.

Melted and burned to the ground. Yeah, they did both those things. The whole city shut down. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, you're not expecting it. Yeah, I guess they don't have the trucks. They don't have the trucks, the plows. You need a couple of those

just in case that happens. Yeah. They lose their shit. Is that where The Walking Dead takes place? Atlanta? Yeah. I thought it was all over the country. Well, the entire show doesn't take place all over the country. It's definitely Georgia. They focus on like one group of people or several groups of people. But they don't travel?

They travel around Georgia. Just around Georgia. Okay. How far do you think they're getting? Well, I don't know. You know. There's Zambies everywhere, Dave. There's Zambies everywhere. Zambies in them hills. You ain't getting past a wall of Zambies Dave. Where are they going?

Florida? I started reading that graphic novel and got like halfway through it. It was just too much talking for me. Too much talking? What do you mean? Well they would like they would go so far out of their way to make the stupidest little point. I guess. I don't know.

Not enough blood. I like Zambies. I like the action and all that and i like that there wasn't like a whole lot of zombies they should put that on the cover and on the back i like action and all that with a picture of you next to it as a selling point i like action and all that don't you so what are you gonna do you're gonna play tape that surprised me one day because there was so much talking? You just wait until next round and get my momentum back. He's going to go outside. He's going to do some stretches.

He's going to rally. Get his momentum back. So you guys know Steve Reich? Steve. Yeah. Yeah. Steve Reich. I don't know how you say it.

No, who's that? He's like a minimalist composer dude. Old drone. Yeah, he did like old tape loop. Yeah. I probably played it for you before where he plays like two... I feel like if I keep shaking my head, you'll keep talking.

He plays like two piano loops out of phase. They kind of overlap in weird ways. Or like a vocal sample. I played a vocal sample. I played it before you. Stop shaking your head at me, you son of a bitch. Anyway, this reminds me of Steve Reach's more orchestral stuff.

Like music for 18 musicians. It kind of reminds me of that stuff in ways. Tight artwork. I like this. It looks orchestral. There's like a bird coming out of the butt of a flying saucer and it's puking a branch. Oh shit, that's tight. But it looks orchestral. There's like a bird coming out of the butt of a flying saucer, and it's puking a branch. Oh, shit, that's tight. But it's pretty.

Oh, no, there's a... Is that a... Oh, that is a bird. I thought it was a fish for a second. Now, is it... Wait. Are those cherry blossoms, or... What are they supposed to be?

I got a question. Is the cover... Did the cover get printed upside down, and it's supposed to be like that? Nope. And that's like a pond with some sort... No, that's definitely a bird. I keep wanting to say that's a fish.

But that's a beak. Yep. You're not going to get too many beaked fish these days. Not with Obama. Did this come with the last mailbag? We got that Yam Sam tape. That wasn't last mailbag,

was it? I thought it was. Yam Sam? No, because we played that. Didn't you play that last episode? Yeah, we played that, so that was probably the mailbag before that. But this came in the last mailbag.

Tight. All right, Carrie Six. Is Carrie Six the name, or is it just Carrie? Carrie is the name of the project. Six is the name of the tape. I like this silver ink on the pink shell.

Yeah, that's nice, right? Yeah, that's really nice. ink on the pink shell. Yeah, that's nice, right? Yeah, that's really nice. I like a pink shell. Yeah, me too. You don't see it very often. It reminds me of Starburst. Reminds me of Starburst. Oh, we have another pink shell over here.

I might have to dig one up, boys, just to fit in. Yeah. I want to be a part of the group. Ian had some Starburst earlier. You missed it, though. There's two right there in front of me. I offered him some. Oh, shit.

He didn't want any. Dave? Because he's... Won't eat gelatin. You missed it, though. There's two right there in front of me. I offered him some. Oh, shit. He didn't want any. Dave? Because he's... Won't eat gelatin. More for Dave than me. Why do I always have to be... Mike, the animals are already dead. Why do I...

At least let them use the... They can use the bones. It's okay. Yeah, this is... They didn't just take the bones out and throw all the meat away. Mike, the Starburst factory uses the entire animal. They don't throw any of it away. Head to toe.

It's part of their culture. What do you think they have? A deboning machine that just takes the bones out of the cows and they throw the meat away? Your mom's got a deboning machine. That was good. Thanks. That was good.

Thanks. I get one every once in a while. All right. Let's play this. Joby would have liked that. Joby, if you're listening, you want me to call him up, we'll say it again? I'll call him right now. Joe B., where is he?

He's in Rochester, New York. He's at a tattoo convention, right? Tattoo, yeah. Yeah, he's at a tattoo convention. You think he's getting some ink right now? Either getting or giving, right? On his b-hole? Either getting or giving.

I'll throw him on speakerphone. He's not going to answer you. He might. If I call, he'll answer. When he was going to Rochester, I asked him if he... I was in the bubble. I was taking a bubble bath.

And I texted him to ask if he wanted me to take any pictures for him to bring with him. He didn't text me back, oddly enough. You know what, Dave? If he doesn't answer now, I'm going to feel very upset. Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. Three.

His number starts with three. I hate that. We're going to give away one number of Joby's, one digit from his phone every show. I hate how he doesn't have a fucking answering machine message.

You have an iPhone. Make an answering machine message. Yeah. No one else is outraged about this? Leave a message. You have an iPhone. Make an answer machine message. Yeah. No one else is outraged about this? Leave a message. I made a voicemail thing seven years ago and I haven't changed it. Yeah? Leave a

message. Why are you saying that? Because that's yours. Is that mine? That's bad. I also made it like seven years. No, it's not leave a message. It's please leave a massage. No, it's not. It just goes leave's please leave a massage. No, it's not. It just goes leave a message. This is personal information you're giving. Why don't you say my social security number, Dave?

Jesus Christ. 423. You know, Dave, you've been nipping at my dick all night. All right? I'm getting fed. You either bite it or back the fuck off. All right? Don't worry.

I'm going to bite it real good. That's what your mom's going to bite it real good. Let's play the scary tape on Crash Symbols. I'm going to bite it. Don't worry. I'm going to bite it real good. That's what your mom's going to bite it real good. Let's play the scary tape on Crash Cymbals. And here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. do do Thank you. I love that little guy at the end. That was awesome. That was good, right? That was good.

That was really dope. I was saying another one with a bunch of people listening. With an ensemble. An ensemble. You got it and you made out like a bandit. Don't look, but how many people do you think were playing? On that tape? Yes.

Six. I think, Dave, I think, well, Ian, I'm surprised you said six because I think there were five. I'm going to say six. You already know, right? Seven. No, I don't know, actually. I didn't memorize it. Seven.

Dan Bailey. One. Mikel Alley. Chris Childs. Julian Hinshaw. Ben Shirley. That's it. Five. You already knew that.

You already knew that, jerk. No, I didn't. I just got an ear. Yes, right. What is that from? That's a reference to right. I just got an ear. Yes, right. Yes, right. Yes, right. What is that from? That's a reference to something. I just made it up.

Oh, no. I was like texting you. Yeah, right. But my autocorrect changes to yes, right. I texted you. Whatever. There was texting involved. It doesn't matter.

I made it up. I made it up. It doesn't get crammed in the details of it. I probably did it because it was funny and we still do it. Jesus Christ, Dave. Just back off. Again with you. You've been doing this all night. I want to see you explode. I'm calm. Jesus Christ, Dave. Just back off. Again with you. You've been doing this all night.

I want to see you explode. I'm calm. I'm going to... Well, when I explode, Dave... I want to see you go into a rage. You don't want to... You don't want to see me go into a rage, Dave. Trust me. I've seen it.

Ian, you know when me and Dave argue, it has nothing to do with you, right? Yeah, I know. It's okay. You don't need to explain. Sometimes we fight. It's all right. It has nothing to do with you. You're doing a good job. You don't need to explain. Just sometimes we fight. It's all right. Okay? It has nothing to do with you.

You're doing a good job. You bring good tapes. Thanks. And no matter what happens between me and Dave. Just don't saw at your mic stand because it's rattling your microphone. What is it about that mic stand that someone's had to- Everybody wants to play with it. Yeah.

Where did you even get this ruler from? It was on the table. Let's put it back up here. Here's a piece of metal. I think I'll saw this mic stand. Put the thing in front of me. Yeah, Joby always finds something the whole time. Yeah.

He's doing this. Just build my house. Just, yeah. Doing, like, hard labor. All right. I'm going to play a tape that just came out in a batch on Los... How do you say the name of that label? Los Discos Infantasme. Let me give label? Los Discos Enfantasme.

Let me give it... Enfantasme. Enfantasme. Something like that. Los Discos. Yeah, Enfantasmes. Enfantasmes. Los Discos Enfantasmes.

There was a Bob Bellarue tape. There was a... What else came out in that batch? More Rizio, Bianchi, and Roadside Picnic. And one more. Where is it? It's in the pile there. It's one that's hard to say, I think.

Anton Mobing? And then this tape that I'm going to play by Dave Yevden and your pals. Why don't you say the name of the artist? Ames Sanglantes. Ames Sanglantes. What's the name of the tape? Defect Sanglantes. Ames Sanglantes. What's the name of the tape? Defects of a Crystal Lattice.

A C24, brand new one. And this one is a I like. It's a good one. What do you like about it, Dave? Before we even play, Dave likes something. Yeah, I do like something about it. You don't see this very much, but this is the shell label is glossy.

It's got a nice glossy texture to it. Oh yeah. That is nice. You know, you don't see that very, Ooh, it's, it glistens.

Well, I just, that's probably the grease from my fingers from the pretzels. Oh yeah. I think that's what it is. This is all black and white. The J card's all black and white, too, right? Yeah, and all these tapes...

I guess this is like every tape on this label. The front has a window cut out that's almost the entire front of the J card. Everyone is like that? Well, everyone in this batch is. I don't know if I've seen

any tapes outside of this batch. I don't really get it for this tape. Pretty much the entire front's cut out. But it's not like nothing happens. There's not artwork that matches up. It's just the picture showing through. Well, he decided

he didn't like the covers last minute so he cut them all out. He did a good job cutting them though. If you look at this Maurizio Bianchi one Is it die cut? I think that was die cut. The Maurizio Bianchi one is kind of tight because it's cut out but it's almost the exact

same thing behind it. I kind of like that. I do like that. That looks good. That's the only one that's not totally black and white. Oh, is it? Well, what about the Bob Bellaroo one? No, the Bob Bellaroo one.

See, the Bob Bellaroo one's nice, too, because it frames some words. I feel like, and I don't know why I think this, I feel like the Bob Bellaroo tape is like a reversible cover. Like, you can fold it inside out and get a different cover.

Check on that. Do some investigative reporting. Not really, no. Fuck you then. Fuck you then, Bob. Fuck it. Hey, Bobby. Just go ahead and drop that anywhere, Dave.

Maid will get it in the morning. Just break the tape. Throw it out the window. Just break ahead and drop that anywhere, Dave. Maybe we'll get it in the morning. Just break the tape. Throw it out the window. Just break it. Do anything you want. Oh, did we ever talk about... Was it last episode when it started off and we were like, what's that noise? And you said it was a motorcycle backfiring?

Yeah, that was last episode. That was last episode? I don't think... Then we didn't mention that we found out what it was. Ian, do you know what it was? I have no idea. I wasn't here. I didn't know.

I might have said it on Facebook. Two blocks up this way, a guy was working on his car with a blowtorch, and the car blew up. What? Yeah. He got away. No one died. But the car, he hit the gas line or whatever. What are you doing on a car that needs a blowtor body work probably you'd probably the rudders probably need reshaping

that's a boat yeah the hemi probably needed um a lot of you know aligning alignment justice it blew up like in the middle of the street uh i think it was on like the side of the street like where you park a car like but yeah it just blew up. He was underneath of it. He added up on those... What are those things you drive a car up to? Ramps. Like little mini ramps. He drove his car on those little mini ramps. He went underneath of it and he was using

a blowtorch for whatever reason, as people are known to do. Then, yeah, I guess it lit on fire and he left. Dave, are you ripping part of your face off over there? No, there was a knot in my beard. Just leave it. No, I like to yank it out.

I don't like it enough. That's disgusting. What tape was I going to play? This one right here. You know what's disgusting? What? Never mind. AIMS and Glante's Defects of a Crystal Lattice

C24 just came out It's a ripper I'm going to play something off the B side Though I have it rewound to the A side So I'm going to rewind the B side While I'm rewinding this Come on Mike hurry up While I'm picking this up off the floor

Can we play Sramming Tones number 2 again Talk some monster stuff It's really down there up off the floor. Can we play Sramming Tones number two again? Talks amongst yourself. It's really down there. How far? I got it. He's got to climb out of his high chair. You need to take your seatbelt off, little buddy. Unbuckle me. I wish I could sit in a high chair. Are you kidding me?

Have the tray right in front of you, a cup holder. One of my earliest memories is sitting in a high chair. Wait a minute. wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, slow down, slow down. How old were you until you got a regular chair? Well, that's what I can't figure out.

I was definitely very young. Because you don't have your first memories until you're like three or four. Well, you know, maybe I was three and I was in a high chair. Well, Dave, any chair you're in is going to be pretty high. Because of your height, you're a tall guy. That's the joke I make. I get it. You get it.

Squirrely, you're... Cheerios with Hershey Shiro. Shiro. It's not funny when you make fun of me for fucking up my talking. It's funny when I make fun of you. It's true. I don't care about your chocolate, Dave. Let's play this tape,

Aim Sanglante's Defect of a Crystal Lattice, C24, New One on Los Discos and Pazabas. LDE51. I also remember shitting in the front yard. Actually, I'll shut up for this story. How old were you when you did that? Young.

Young, like what? Four, five, five six three or four probably and you just shit in the front yard i just went outside and i was like i had you know i had my clothes on and was like i'm gonna take my clothes off i was like you know what i just feel like taking a shit there's cars driving by shitting making like a shit face and i remember looking down at the shit and i was i remember looking down at the shit and it was like it was like i hit the input on the uh it was two turds with like a with like a worm holding the two together like there was a worm on the ground no it was like a worm not like a real

worm in my shit but like a string that looked like a worm. Yeah, because you know you can have real worms in your shit. It looked like two sausage things. Why do you remember this? I don't know. Probably because I've never had a shit like that since. Did anyone stop you or say anything? No, no. I was just out running around naked on my own.

You just ran around naked when you were three? Wild and free. Oh, yeah. I was wild and free. Sometimes I ran away naked to swing on my neighbor's swing set. Did you? Just like a little chubby baby boy. Yeah, you were probably five foot two, I'm guessing, when you were three years old.

Swinging out in the backyard while they were eating dinner. They probably called the cops and said, Officer, there's a grown man swinging on my swing set. He's naked. He's hairy, has worms in his shit. There's naked. He's hairy. He has worms in his shit. There's a hairless man. That was completely hairless.

Officers, I think he's been smoking synthetic weed. All right. Dave, you know, I shouldn't smoke synthetic weed, Dave. I've got some other stories I can tell you. This is like opening a whole can of, not to bring up the worms in your shit, but a whole can of worms. a whole can of, not to bring up the worms in your shit, but a whole can of worms.

A whole can of shit worms. Didn't your parents just let you run around like no clothes? Did you live in the city? No, I lived in the suburbs. I mean, that's what I'm getting at. It was a really big yard. You didn't live in the woods? No, it wasn't the woods. You weren't a mountain man. You could see the road from my yard.

And you just ran around naked. Sometimes. Shitting outside. You you know like a dog would do yep it felt good your parents got your parents got divorced right they were never married oh shit that's dave's a bastard to the wall with you bastards all right let's play this uh what am i playing ames and glantes cassette on los los discos and phantasmas all right go go so so so uh so so uh The engine is a bit too big for this car. so so so

so uh ah I'm going to go ahead and do a little bit of a spin. so wow One, two, three, four. so so so so so so so so I'm a sanglantes. I'm a sanglantes Oh the tape's so good The A side It's a churner The B side really pummels The B side really pummels

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Just go. You're peaking. I am. Alright, is it me? Is it me? Is it you? Is it me? Alright, I'm going to play... Oil don't go bad.

Who, me? I'm going to play Seth Graham's new one Oil don't go bad Who me? I'm going to play Seth Graham new one on Orange Milk It's not a new new one Newish It was definitely

We'll talk about it later It's definitely from this year It came out maybe in January See that feels like last week to me. The year's going by quick. Yeah, I guess, you know. To like, you know, this year January, it was only five months ago.

But like in Tape Talk, in Tape Time, that was a while ago. That's a classic. That's a throwback Thursday. Tape Time. Let's get into that, though, because that's a good one. Everything about it's good. I like it. Seth Graham came by last final Friday here in Delaware, played a show. Yeah, played a six at him and Sugar Man.

Sugar Man. Not Sugar Man. I never turned down a Sugar Man. And Telescope. Stop talking like a plantation owner. Don't do that. Why? Because it's offensive.

It's not offensive, though. It's just like, you know, it's an it's not offensive though it's just like you know i mean it's an old southern lawyer oh it's a southern okay it's an old southern yeah you're in the courthouse and like the the ceiling fans are going real slow and so people are still fanning themselves like a full sea i'm just a small town southern lawyer but something about this don't sit right i don't like i don't sit right with me. I don't like this voice real close to my ears like this. Yeah, I'm like, no, now that we have headphones on, I'm like... You're like in my brain. I don't like it.

I'm like talking to Dave. Dave, can you hear me? Mike, pull my neck meat. I want you to just grab onto my neck meat as hard as you can. Just pull my neck meat. Pull my neck meat. And pull our neck meats at the same time. Grab our neck... What's the plural of neck meat? hard as you can. Just pull my neck meat. Pull my neck meat. Ian, pull our neck meats at the same time. What's the plural of neck meat?

Is it neck meats? Or is it still just neck meat? Necks meat. It's like attorneys general? Yeah. Necks meat. It's all collective. Ian, pull our necks meat. Or is it necks meats? No, I don't like that.

No? No, I like necks meat. Ian, just touch us in our necks and pull. Pull real hard until something happens. Just taking the turn for the worse. What were we talking about? Southern lawyers, plantation owners, Nex Meats. Seth Graham. That's what we were talking about.

Seth Graham. Creator of the cracker. Of the Graham cracker? Or just the regular cracker? No, just the regular. The Ritz. Okay. Yeah.

All the crackers. Let's start off. The artwork on this is tight. It's like a... Is this another... That's a Keith Rankin original. Yeah. This is like... I don't even know how...

What is this? Like a sort of Tron-ish type of landscape, but in the desert? Is that mountains back there? Yeah, that's like the lost level of Q-Bert. That's like some secret egg in the desert. A secret egg in the desert? Is that mountains back there? Yeah, that's like the lost level of Q-Bert. That's like some secret egg in the desert. A secret egg in the desert. It's magic smoke. I love magic smoke. They just posted

Orange Milk did the artwork for their next batch. it's some of my... I forget what the tapes are, but some of my favorite looking artwork from them yet. Keith, write a description of what this is. He doesn't listen to this. This is featuring Joe Bastardo.

Ah, Joey Bastardo. Old Joey Bastardo. Old Joe... Me and old... It was me and old Joey Bastardo. We went there. You don't like that voice either, do you, Joe? No, I don't like that one either. Pull my neck meat.

No, I like that one. Pull my neck meat, Dave. No, I don't like that one either. Pull my neck meat. No, I like that one. Pull my neck meat, Dave. One thing I really like about this tape is how the cover is all red, yellow, and black and then it has this cyan shell going along with it. Minty fresh. Yeah, it's a nice...

That's not cyan. What did I say? Cyan? Culture. Wait, what's cyan? Cyan is like the... No, you're right. That's cyan? Cyan is like the... No, you're right. That's cyan. Cyan is like the blue kind of looking pink, right? Because magenta is the pink one. Red.

Yellow. You're a print guy. How are you fucking this up? I'm not. I said this is cyan. You're the one who said that's not cyan. You should have been like, yes it is, Dave. I remember I was shitting outside and that's not cyan. I like the contrast.

Contrast. That these two have with each other. Let me see. Good one, Mike. Yeah, very good. Thanks. Very good. You're learning. I'm learning.

Oh, my hands stink of oil. This is like a Hall's mentholiptus cough drop. There it is. He's getting paid for those fucking mentions I know there's a check coming in somewhere Halls Step into the Halls I'm going to start getting in on this Step into the Halls of sick

mucus cough Get your Halls on What the fuck are you talking about Dave I'm trying to come up with a new tagline for hauls. Hauls for when you're sick. That'll do it.

That'll do it, yeah. That's the one, Dave. That's the one. To the point. Trim the fat. What are we trying to say here? When you're sick, you take hauls. Why do you keep fucking... Okay, enough with the hauls. Enough with the hauls.

Enough with the hauls. All right? I don't know what kind of racket you're pulling, but I'm tired of it. You can pull on my racket all you want. You're really getting under my skin today. I gotta say. You're really getting under my skin.

Pull my racket a little bit. And I'm far past joking. This isn't joking anymore. Oh, you're joking. I can tell by... No. I can tell by... I can tell. Alright, well, let's

play the Seth Graham split with Flower Man that came out on Orange Milk. Brought to you by Halls. Dave, I will tear your neck meat off. I'll pull it over your head. I'll punch you right through it. And I'll crack your nose. I'll drain your blood into a beer can. You could never reach my face. No, none of this stuff's gonna happen. No, I'm not gonna do any of this stuff. I'll drain your blood into a beer can. You could never reach my face.

None of this stuff's going to happen. No, I'm not going to do any of this stuff. I'm good on stairs. I'm going to probably put on Netflix. The new season of Psych just came on. I'll probably watch that. Oh, that sounds stupid. You like Psych, Ian?

Never watched it. Get into it. It's a good one. Yeah. A lot of references. I like pop culture references, boys. What do you like? Dave doesn't sound like it.

God, I'm so mad at Dave right now. I'm like, if you could see me gripping onto the cyan chair that I'm sitting on. Is that cyan? I don't think that's cyan. That's cyan. I'm just so angry at you right now. I love it. I love it when you get angry at me, Mike.

I left the room to say I was getting water, but I really just shadow boxed outside. Let's play this fucking tape before I fucking explode. Before I just lose my mind. Go ahead and lose it. Don't egg me on. I'll egg you on. Don't secret egg me on in the desert, Dave. Your mom's secret egg me on in the desert.

Play this tape. cookies and punch well before lunch i wanna Thank you. so I'm sorry. so Thank you. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach.

I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I don't know. I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. I'm sorry. 🎵 Thank you. I'm going to go get some food. Seth Graham. Dan. Split with Flower Man on Orange Milk. Yeah, Seth Graham's awesome. Yeah, man. Serious Shark is the name of that one.

Serious Shark? Serious Shark. Featuring Joe Bastardo, mastered by Sean McCann, art by Keith Rankin. It's like a who's who. It's like the... All-star lineup right there.

All-star. That's like the dream team. That's like the Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen. Did Magic Johnson just buy the Clippers?

Is that true? Oh, did he? I heard he was thinking about it. I don't know if he did or not. I'm going to Google bought the Clippers and see what happened. He's got the Dodgers already. Or sort of. Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah. The first thing that comes up is what would it be like if Oprah bought the Clippers? There's like some like the internet. Wait, the first three things that come up are about Oprah. Oprah's interested in buying the Clippers. Good for you. If Oprah bought the Clippers, then she would put gifts under all the fan seats.

That would be nice. You should do that for us, Dave, when we come over here. You should look under your seats and there can be something nice under there. David Geffen, I would very much like to buy the Clippers. Of Geffen Records fans? Diddy is serious about buying the Clippers. I think everyone, much like to buy the Clippers. Of Geffen Records fans? Diddy is serious about buying the Clippers. I think everyone, we should all own the Clippers.

We should all get into it. How much do you want for them? Probably a lot of money, right? I heard the team was worth $700 million. Really? $700 million? Yeah. So you get 700 million people together.

We all give a dollar. You got a dollar? Yeah, we can do it. I can do it. I'll do it. That's twice as many people there in this country. Floyd Mayweather Jr. expresses interest in buying the Clippers. Magic Johnson expresses interest in buying the Clippers.

I feel like at this point, if you're famous, you just express interest in buying the Clippers, right? Yeah, of course. Yeah. I'm thinking about it. And probably anyone who is interviewing you is like, you think about buying the Clippers, right? Yeah, of course. Yeah. I'm thinking about it. And probably anyone who is interviewing you is like, you thinking about buying the Clippers? Yeah. Yep.

Yes, I'm expressing my interest right now. That's like... You know how much shit I express interest in all day? I'm not going to do any of it. True. Yeah. You mean you're not going to buy the Clippers? No, I'm going to buy the Clippers.

I'd be damned if I'm not going to buy the Clippers. You're toning out Clippers. No, if I'm going to buy a basketball team, I'm going to buy the Clippers? No, I'm going to buy the Clippers. I'll be damned if I'm not going to buy the Clippers. You're toning out Clippers. No, if I'm going to buy a basketball team, I'm going to buy the 93 Bulls. Can you do that? Can you pick the year of the team you're going to buy? Mike Haley expressed interest in buying the 93 Chicago Bulls. I'm sure that's for sale.

You think that's for sale? Yeah. Okay. All right, Dave, you got a tape? Yes, I'm going to play a tape by a project called x.y.r. I guess it's just x, y, r. Probably. Wait, the dots are silent?

I think so, yeah. The dots are silent. This is a tape that came out on Constellation Tatsu. x.y.r. Russian fellow, I believe. You going to bring this in now with all this shit going on in the Ukraine? It's topical. Very topical. Yeah, I have to say this artwork is

Express's interest in behind the clippers. Oh, another cover with a cutout. Circle die cut. It's got a very storybook vibe to it. Yeah, this fulfills your cut opening up to a Oh, you dropped it. It's no good now. Yeah, this fulfills your cut opening up to a...

Oh, you dropped it. It's no good now. No, a cut opening up to a scene and not just like... Let me see it. That's really nice. Yeah, that's super dope. Oh, shit.

Oh, I got it upside down. This is tight. It's like a Moby Dick scene. Yeah. Oh, tight. It's like a Moby Dick scene. Yeah. Oh, tight. It's like when you have it closed and it has the circle cut open and there's this boat on stormy seas. That same picture is larger on the other side of the panel.

And then that's printed on the back of the panel. I dig that. This isn't a real name. Somebody made this name up. Artwork by Michael Tunk. No, Michael Tunk, actually, I heard he was expressing interest behind the clippers. I hope he just goes by Tunk.

No, Michael Tunk is the guy... Call me the Tunk. Who works with him? Watery Starve? Works with him in what way? He's like a collage artist, right? Michael Tunk? I've done some collage work myself. I'm pretty He's like a collage artist, right? Michael Tonk? I've done some collage work myself.

I'm pretty sure he's a collage artist and has done other tape stuff. I think for Watery Star or maybe it was other Constellation tattoo tapes. Well, I think Lynn Pfister does all the art for Watery Star, right? Does she? I think so.

I'm thinking maybe it's other Constellation tapes. Every time we play a Constellation tattoo tape, I say, why is the release number always P-U-R-R and then a number? They're into cats. No one's ever... We didn't get an answer to this? We never got an answer to it.

Which tells me the person who does this label does not listen to the podcast. Probably not. What a jerk. What a dummy. Hey, dummy, why don't you go express some interest in buying the Clippers? Do we know who XYR is? It's a Russian fellow by the name of...

Don't get me started on that. Of Igor something. You know what would be... No, it's not. His name's not Igor. Yeah. Someone's name is Igor? No, it's not Igor His name's not Igor. Yeah. Someone's name is Igor? No, it's not Igor.

It's Ivan. Or you? Maybe it's... Now I feel like an asshole. What does it say in there? It's an I-1. It's an I-1. It doesn't say anything.

It says, Art by Michael Tunk, designed by Stephen Ramsey. That's the dude who does the label. Let me look it up online real quick. And then it just says,

X, Y, R, spaz shouldn't smoke synthetic weed per... X, Y up right now yeah what's the name of the tape again our tika a r k t i k a arctica a arctica a r k t i k a A-Arctica. A-Arctica. A-R-K-T-I-K-A. Like Antarctica? I was way off. It's Fred. Vladimir.

No, you weren't way off. That's good. You got it. Ivan Vladimir. Vladimir Karpov. Vladimir Karpov. Nice strong name. Nice strong name.

Take yourself further into this hole I'm waiting for Dave to do a nice Russian accent If Joe was here he would do it He dies What is that from? Rocky Four? The one with the Russian Bocce balls Brought to you by holes

Brought to you by Holes. Brought to you by Holes. All right, enough of this shit. Holes. Express interest in buying the clippers. Holes. We come to America to buy your clippers. Bocce balls. We hear you have some toenail clippers. Bajibos.

Here do you have some toenail clippers for sale? What is that? Alright so we're going to play the last track on this tape. I'm going to give away the ending. You Americans are all posers and spas. Here take the fucking shelf. In Russia we crush you. You should not smoke

synthetic weed. Put it on the B shelf. In Russia, we crush you. You should not smoke synthetic weed. Put it on the B-side. Hey, tater head. Put it on the B-side. You know I don't like when you call me that. What side's the B-side? There's no... The one without the printing on it. Oh, shit. The printing, it's a... Damn, girl. This is a dark blue tape. Low contrast.

With black printing. You got to shine it right in the light there. So you want it on the side with no printing? Yes. I can do that. Here's a little cut from X, Y, R. End title or something like that. That's the name of the track.

It's the last track. What is it called? The last track on B? Ending titles or something. Artic a theme. End titles. End titles. All right, here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. X, Y, R.

X, Y, R. X, Y, R. That was dope, right? That was. That was dope. I like how you said, I could listen to that on a boat. Yeah. I really could.

Well, we were talking about that because the cutout on the cover is actually supposed to represent a porthole on a boat. That's what they're called, right? Yeah, like you're looking out of it. Yeah. And you're seeing another boat that doesn't look like it's in good shape. Nope. It's stuck out there in a storm.

But you're all good in that dry boat. You're good. Don't worry about yourself. You're good in that dry boat making some music. Making some synth sounds. Dry dock. What's dry dock? Is that like you keep your boat on land? I thought that was like a sex move. The dry dock?

Like you're dry docking. Alright. I don't know. No, you don't. I don't think so. What is a dry dock? I've never owned't know i know you don't i don't think so what is a dry dock i never owned a boat or known anyone to own a boat i don't know i don't know exactly that's like not like when you don't keep your boat at the dock you keep it like like somewhere else right yeah like a garage i think it's also sort of slang for like your station somewhere okay like you're not out at sea or dry docks i like to play Grand Theft Auto and go up in a helicopter and then use a code to

make a boat and just drop him from the sky. That's fun. When I say I like to do that, I mean I did that once. But I remember having fun. I remember and I have the memory. The way Dave remembers shitting outside, I remember using a cheat code in a video game. Fond. Same thing. Fond memory.

Alright. Am I gonna go? I like to shit outside one more time Using a cheat code in a video game. Fond. The same thing. Fond memory. All right. Am I going to go? I like to shit outside one more time before I die. When you're old, you can do anything. That's true. Yeah, you can shit outside when you're old. You don't have to wait. I mean...

You can do it right now. Don't have to. Don't do it on my block. Oh, I'm going to do it on your block. Don't worry. Oh, shit. Well, you know what? We wanted to play the Matt Betke PSA real quick.

Oh, yeah. So, you want to let's put in a shit speaking of dumb stupid fucks all right play this psa hey guys matt here from RVA Noise. We hope you had a lot of fun the weekend of April 18th at RVA Noise Fest 3. However, I now need to address something that's gone past the point of fun and into the point of straight danger. After the fest, the hashtag NoCondo has arisen on popular social media profiles, such as those of Brooklyn-based artists Daniel J. Moore and Zoe Wardlaw,

known best for their work as Pure Matrix and Anistina respectively. What started as a joke has become known as Richmond style, and we assure you, no one in Richmond is laughing. Having unprotected sex, or going no-condo as people are saying, is not a laughing matter, and has the potential to destroy lives and dismantle the independent music community itself. Risky cream pies are also not the least bit funny, and should be avoided at all costs. Again, we implore you, don't end up like Daniel and Zoe.

Don't misunderstand where the fun ends and the pain begins. Please, always use protection, especially when in a retreat. See you next year, and we hope you come prepared this time. Alright, thanks Matt. next year and we hope you come prepared this time all right thanks man there you go that was something i guess some inside joke i don't think i'm a part of hey safe sex is a serious subject it is a serious subject yeah you gotta wrap that shit up you gotta wrap it up is that how you do it like a mummy like what do you use like just napkins condoms arby's napkins? Take a bunch of condoms and I wrap around them. You don't need a bunch of them, dude. Get out of here.

You need like four or five of those, right? Well, you tie it off. What, like you're doing heroin? So it doesn't, you know, you're cutting off the circulation. So you wrap a bunch of them, you just keep wrapping them around the base? Yeah. Oh, all right. And your balls, too.

Do you take them out of the package? Of course. Okay. Just asking. I don't know.. Do you take them out of the package? Of course. Okay. Just asking. I don't know. What do you do with the package when you're not with it? You throw it out. Mike, have you ever used a condom before?

Jesus Christ. Hashtag no condo, Dave. Have you ever bought anything with packaging? Disposable packaging? No. I'm strictly, I think about the environment. Uh-huh. I'm constantly thinking about the environment.

Well, for more information on how to use a condom, go to Mike Haley's Facebook page. I'll post something right now if you want me to. I'll find it later, though. I hope you're not going to demonstrate by rolling it onto your fingers because that's definitely not going to work. Listen, let Joe B. make fun of my fingers, Dave. All right, you stick to other stuff.

We all have our talents. When we got back from Richmond, because we drove there, got some pretty good Mexican food. Hung out for a little bit. Yeah, hung out. I gotta say, the smell at Strange Matter is a very

peculiar one. Well, when you get back towards the back, it smells like piss. It's not really piss, though. It's like sewage. Well, okay. Because it doesn't smell in the bathroom. It doesn't smell as bad as right outside the bathroom.

That's kind of weird, right? Yeah. So maybe there's like a, what do they call it, a septic tank? I still got food there about 10 feet away from it, so I'm not going to complain. Food's pretty good. pretty good i got a um it was two grilled cheese sandwiches with seitan in between them didn't finish it i left it on i left it there a lot of a lot of good noises a lot of good noises everyone did a good job when we and then we left and when we got back that night there was a package waiting for for me in front of my door. It was just a box that said Tabs Out on it.

And inside that box were some treats. There were three cassettes, same cassette, from Kenny Basil Sound System. Nice. Tape's called Dick Picks Volume 1. Oh, shit. Gave us three copies.

But the three copies are different J cards. Well, it's the same J card printed on different color paper. Like, this is, like, pink paper, and I think there's, like, blue and yellow. I dig that. But it's the same picture of, like, cheerleaders saying, hello. Wait, cheerleaders from two different schools. It's the Eagles and the Warriors. I'm glad to see the Eagles and the Warriors getting along.

Yeah, long-time rivals. Long-time rivals. It's been going for a while. Pissing in each other's parking lots for years. You were probably shitting on them, too. Is there a note in that box? I may have thrown the note away. Oh, there is a note.

No, this is from something else. Oh, wait. Oh, there is a note. No, this is from something else. Oh, wait. Oh, there is a note. Okay. Also, with the tapes came a cookie. Not just any cookie. Yeah. Nice.

With a note that said it's not for kids and that it's gluten-free. And it smells like there's a little jazz tobacco in it. It's all bevels lettuce. A little bit of Satan's arugula, if you know what I mean. So I believe you boys will munch on this cookie, play this Kenny Basil sound system tape. Let's give it a taste.

Yeah, I just don't want to see snakes. Give me a m bunch of it. Let me know. That doesn't really look like a cookie. It looks more like a muffin. Hey, dude. What's his name again? Kenny Basil sound system. Are these really strong? Shake your head yes or no. He's not here.

He's disgusting. Well, at first it tastes disgusting, but then it grows on you. It doesn't taste disgusting. The aftertaste is nice. That's what it's supposed to taste like. Go easy on it, Mike. You don't want to have a heart attack. What do you call the taste that's up front?

There's layers to the taste. The aftertaste, you get the chocolate cookie part, but the up front... It's not really cookie as much as chalky. It's like... When did you get this package?

Easter. Easter morning. Yeah, it was a week ago. And I was sitting outside for a while. I should say, I sort of know this guy. It's not like we're eating a random cookie that someone left on my front porch. I guess we kind of are. I guess in a way. This is pretty good, though. It's not like we're eating a random cookie that someone left on my front porch. I guess we kind of are. I guess in a way.

This is pretty good, though. It's getting better. It's going really well with the cookies from my M&M's I had earlier. I feel like you should just crumble it up into that. Just crumble it up into the bag with the M&M's? Yeah. I don't know if I want any more. You've got to take more.

It's still in there. All right. Peer pressure. Peer pressure. I don't know if I want any more hey we gotta take more it's still some in there alright peer pressure peer pressure so we'll play this Kenny Basil sound system tape Dave's gonna be outside shitting in the street no he already did that

Dick Picks Volume 1 self release jammer it's a it's a it's a pants off dance off here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Kenny Basil's sound system. Dick Picks Volume 1.

He's in a little bit of Basil sound system right now. I guess the Volume 2 will be out soon. The dude who does this project on Facebook like 20 times a day was posting like just random pictures that said Kenny Bissell's Sound System, Dick Fix Volume 1 coming 420. Like 20 a day. I was like, enough. Enough. You don't like when people

do that, do you? Not like it. It gives me something to talk about. Fills up my day. It splits my day up. So I got something to do. You got a lot of time to fill. I got a lot of time to kill. Especially when it's raining or like really, really cold. You know, you can't really get out of the house.

Uh-huh. Except for like three days. Uh-huh. My family had two cars. Uh-huh. And I went somewhere one day. It was a whole new adventure. Uh-huh.

Dave, you shit outside when you were a kid. Now, don't fucking mock me. All right? Everybody shits outside when you were a kid. Now, don't fucking mock me. All right? Everybody shits outside when they're a baby. Ian, have you ever shit outside at any time in your life? Yes. And it was not when I was a baby. Well, now I want to hear about this a little bit.

Sounds like you're the odd man out. Yeah, I'm trying to think if I ever shit outside. I don't think I have. I definitely have. A couple times, yeah. A couple times? On purpose? Yeah, well, yeah, but out of shit outside. I don't think I have. I definitely have. A couple times, yeah. A couple times? On purpose? Yeah, well, yeah, but out of necessity.

Wait, like you were camping? No. Where were you? One, I was at the park at the end of my dad's development, Joby's development. Uh-huh. And I was out there. Whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Scratch. True. Your dad lives in the same development as Joe B.? Yep. We just found that out. No shit. How close do they live? How many blocks?

And sub-question, is he for or against the power plant? Three. Well, they had a little sign out in the front yard. Yeah, I noticed that when I was driving to Joe B.'s neighborhood. So they were against it. Everyone has a sign that says,

we are against the power plant. But I think they're already building it, so I don't think the sign's going to stop it. I saw the signs everywhere, but I don't think it matters one bit. Yeah, people keep saying that the power plant's going to make a weird sound all the time. That's the objection to it?

I thought it was like an environmental thing. No, well, there might be other objections. Sound, noise pollution. But one of them is like, it's going to make a constant sound all the time. But I'm just thinking, after a month, you're going to get used to that. Yeah, you're not going to hear that. Yeah, you won't hear that anymore.

You'll get used to your kid's birth defects, too. Oh, yeah. Think about the power you'll get. You'll love them just the same. You'll be able to charge your smartphone in five minutes, though. Anyway, you shit in your dad's driveway what's going on no it's at the end it was at the park in the neighborhood park and too far to walk home had to go i was playing basketball with my brother you know you're working up a sweat sometimes and

you just feel one coming on and like there's nothing you can do about it there's nowhere to go so gotta go in the woods that's not that bad So like cars weren't driving by right in front of you? No. Okay, that's not that bad. I've never been in a car park. What did you wipe with? I didn't wipe. You didn't wipe a no wiper?

Then you went immediately, oh, you were sweating, so it kind of just slipped right out. Oh, I was miserable. It was a terrible walk home, but I wasn't going to be able to walk home with it in me. It probably came out like wet spaghetti coming out of a plastic bag.

I don't remember. I didn't look at it like Dave did. Dave loves looking at it. I like inspecting my... You got to make sure you got healthy bowel movements. And by the way you text me about them, you never do. No. I've got some weird ones. That was only after I had foraged

for mushrooms that one time. I remember that. There's really dry chicken-of-the-woods mushrooms. They're like fibery. You don't really digest them really good. When I pooped, it was just... It was like a bunch of little rabbit pellets and they all floated.

Rabbit pellets? I believe the way you told me was... You look like Coco Puffs. Yeah, a bowl of Coco Puffs. Like, I just... My garbage disposal stopped working, so I just dumped them in the toilet. And, like, when you told me that, my first thought was, like, I haven't had Coco Puffs in a long time.

Okay. I had another one that looked like an ice cream cone and just floated, like... It, like, floated,ated like with the ice cream ball on the top and the cone pointed straight down in the bowl it was like it was like plum in the water it was like straight up and down did you like those two separate pieces?

no it was one piece like you did the cone and then you did the other one and it just happened to go right into it that'd be incredible I'd make some phone calls if that happened I just felt one block though so I'm pretty sure it was just one piece.

Alrighty, and what tape do you want to play? Should I get real long ones that stick up out of the water? You asking me if I ever get real long ones that stick up out of the water, Dave? Me.

Yeah, come on. Those are always the cleanest wipes. Drinking of bubble water. You don't have to wipe. Yeah. Well, you should anyway. You should always do

at least one that matt becky should make a psa always wipe at least once yeah always check see what's going on don't ignore it and wear a condom when you poop hey do you guys wear condoms when you poop always yeah i wear a condom when i poop only when i'm sick it's weird if you don't i wear um halls brand condoms when I poop to get that metal-liptist feeling. That sounds painful. You get used to it. All right. It's like the sound of a power plant.

You get used to it after a while. I'm going to play... This is a tape. This is a cool one. Are we still doing that? We're still doing this, right? Okay, yeah. This is a tape from Good a cool one oh we still doing that we're still doing this right okay yeah this is a tape from uh goodwill smith chicago group uh the um dudes who run hasu mountain dudes run

hasu mountain good guys uh love their music max and doug max and doug and natalie and natalie um um they just put out an lp and this came this tape came as like a free uh a freebie with the first hundred i think it was the first hundred lps oh no shit yeah so i snagged one pretty quick tight who put it who put it out uh umer rex all right umer rex i gotta i gotta be with you already rex is is a... Let me look at that. Is a what? I don't know what this one looks like, but there are other... This artwork is tight.

Yeah, there are artwork on their website. If you look on their website, it's super tight. I don't like how the back flap is upside down. It bugs me a lot. I'm looking at the cover I do a slight turn to the spine and then I keep going

and all of a sudden it's upside down but how hard is it to just go I think they make it up with the stuff they put on the back flap oh yeah it says on here pro-dubbed chrome tape, catalog Min USA yeah this is nice and it's a long tape too Oh yeah, it says on here Pro-dubbed, chrome tape, catalog, MinUSA. Yeah, this is nice.

And it's a long tape too. Two long jams. Let me see. We might not be able to play it then. We'll play the whole thing. No, I just mean that that tape deck doesn't handle really long tapes. Oh, it's a C40. It's not like a C120 or anything.

Yeah, but... Yeah, this looks tight. It looks like... It kind of has the feel of an old blank tape in a way. Not really, but... You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Just like the...

Well, their style is so... It's really minimal. Yeah. Minimal, a little geometric in their layout. The LP is real nice, too. And I like the inside. The inside's got a nice shot of the three of them. Live shot.

Let me check that out. I like that. Ooh, that is nice. That's a good pick. Pass that on to everyone you know at the Dave. Getting a jam on. Shell's kind of sparkly, too. I dig that.

Let me see. Let me see this. Tape is called 14 kind of sparkly, too. I dig that. Let me see. Let me see this. Tape is called 14 Years of Desperate Research. Desperate Research, huh? Yep. Probably, uh... I don't know. Probably what?

Went out on a limb there and... It's probably something. Fell. Probably something. All right. Hand me that over. Do B-side. It's a little bit in there, but they work up the jam.

Alrighty, well, the B-side. Did it give the name of the track? I thought it did. No one wants to end up with memory. Side B, Good Will Smith. How do you say Good Will Smith or good Will Smith? It's good Will Smith.

So is that how you say it? Good Will Smith. Well, not that much of a pause. How much of a pause? Good is one word, and then Will Smith is one word. Will Smith. Good Will Smith. You say good, and then you count out 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000. Will Smith. I mean, you could do it. Say it right now. I'll say good Will Smith. Good Will Smith. You say good and then you count out 1-1000, 2-1000, 3-1000.

Will Smith. Say it right now. I'll say good Will Smith. You say it, Dave. Cheese steak. See, I think it's good Will Smith. I don't know. I think it's good Will Smith.

Tate's called 14 Years of Desperate Research. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do you understand your own pain? Do you understand your own pain? Do you understand your own pain? Do you understand your own pain? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Good. Will Smith. Dave, you look comfy back there.

Yeah, man. You're just jammed in the corner again. Well, the microphone's a little bit close to my face. There we go. There you go. You look like you're good. How come you've never done that before? You mind if I turn the light off? You always want to turn the corner again. Well, the microphone's a little bit close to my face. There we go. There you go. You look like you're good. How come you've never done that before? You mind if we turn the light off?

You always want to turn the light off. Actually, that is pretty nice. That is really nice, isn't it? I feel so much better. Good Will Smith is kind of like those before and after puzzles on Wheel of Fortune. Yeah. I hate how people speak on Wheel of Fortune, the way they articulate like, Good Will

Smith. That's so the judges don't disqualify him always always always really loud i remember i was watching uh wheel of fortune episode one time and like pretty much every letter was up except for like the last like three and the lady said uh beggars can't be choosies. Choosies. Which is like... I don't even know what that even... What is a choosie? You know, a choosie. Wait, how does she say beggars can't be choosies if...

Oh, never mind. What? Nothing, never mind. Okay. Dave, your turn. Is it my turn? Yes, it is. Okay, I'm going to play this tape by a project called Mike.

Mike. Are you listening? To you? Yeah, I hear you right in the headphones. Are you all ears? Oh, wait, it's something good. I thought you were just trying to see if I was paying attention. But this is something you really want me to...

Hold on. And good. One 1,000, two 1,000 good Will Smith go well speaking of all years I've got a project by that name that we're gonna play oh that's it I was really I really thought something good was about to happen. It's all worked up. That's it. All ears. This is out on Beamhole Enterprise. Beamhole. Oh, yeah. I remember getting these tapes. Beamhole.

These come in these little slipover O-card style cases. They're like really thin paper, though, right? No, this is like a stock. I know Joe B. got one and you got one. Yeah, they're not. No, I wouldn't say they're thin by any stretch. Let me see. Oh, yeah, it's not that bad.

I remember it being thin. No, it's not bad. The name of this tape is called Love-Starved Moon Men on the Prowl. It's ears with a Z. Yeah, ears with a Z. You left that out. I didn't notice.

Yeah, you left out a crucial piece of information. Barry, the way to bury the lead, Dave. Well, you know, I like to leave a little treat for the end. I'm really digging the artwork on this. Like, there's this, some sort of structure, this, like, futuristic structure with, like, an alien. But, like, 50s futuristic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

With, like, a classic alien standing on it. And then through the air flying different synthesizers. Away from the thing. And then on the back, there's another structure like that with a Bigfoot walking away. What kind of synths we got out here? Oh, I see a

turntable. I see a turntable. I see an old MPC. A keyboard. Some type of keyboard. Some type of old drum machine. This is tight, though. Oh, yeah? Yeah, this tape is super tight.

Who's all ears? I'm not sure. Ears. I indulged in that gluten-free cookie. Yo, shout out to this cookie right now. You don't need to explain yourself, Dave. I do kind of have to explain myself. No, you sound fine.

Do I? Yeah. Okay. He sounds really bad. Do I sound really bad? He sounds like he's got the full edge. You look... I think you look...

Mike, I can hear what you're saying. I think he's good now he's in this new position over here. I like leaning back like this. This is nice. The upward facing dog. I got to say, wearing these headphones is like the weirdest fucking thing. Because right now I'm kind of like burying myself down in my spot. I can't even see Dave.

Dave, say something. Mike. I hear him perfectly fine. It's so weird. This is like what a real podcast, that's what they do, right? Yeah. This is what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to put headphones on.

It only took us two years. It only took us two years and muting someone three times. It really puts you in it, too, doesn't it? It makes you feel like you're more in it. You missed the alien on the front. No, I said an alien. You said an alien? I like the font on the front. No, I said an alien. You said the alien? Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right, well, let's play the- I like the font on this thing, too. It's like- You like the font, huh? I was going to say I really don't like the font. Well, I like it in that kind of way.

It's definitely like a play on, like, 50s sci-fi. Yeah. It looks like it would be, like, on an old sci-fi poster or something like that. Yeah, this looks like definitely a mystery science theater. It says like, aliens attack on the top. Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, what are you going to play?

You got it on side A, side B? Yeah, we're just going to take it from the top. Take it from the top and see where we go. I like the track title, Trapped in 2D. Oh shit, that's a bad place to be. Earthlings put down your arms. I think I might enjoy this. Like, put down their arms

or their guns? Uh, both. Put your arms down. Man, Dave, you're handing me this red shell. All of a sudden, it's like, stop dead in my tracks. Big red. Damn, that's red. Alright, all ears. Tape's called Love Starved Moon Men on the

prowl. That must be from something else. That must be a reference. Might be. We should bing that. On beam hold. I don't bing. You bing.

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Coming up. Oh, my God! Bye. Oh shit. That was tight. Yeah. That's pretty much exactly what I thought that was going to sound like. Oh yeah? Well, I didn't really know what it was going to sound like. But if I had to guess, I would have been in that area. Oh, that's interesting.

Or maybe not. Maybe I would have thought it sounded completely different. I was pleasantly surprised. If I were to judge by the cover, I would think a kind of psych-ish garage rock band. Oh, yeah? I can see that. Like a trashman type thing. Interesting.

Very interesting, Dave. Or the mummies. You know, the mummies. That sort of thing. All righty, then. I'm going to play... Def Leppard. That sort of thing. All righty then. I'm going to play... Def Leppard, that sort of thing. I was at my parents' house.

Spend Doctors. I was at my parents' house and they had something on. Third Eye Blind. Like a Def Leppard concert. Like a current one. Like one that just happened. Oh, Jesus Christ. And they were just sitting around watching it.

Your parents? Well, my dad was. My mom was kind of in the house. Is your dad like Def Leppard? No, not. I mean. Oh, shit. Dave, I don't know if I told you.

I told this to, I definitely told this to B. Your dad's in a cover band? Well, my dad isn't in a cover band. But my dad has always talked about singing in a band when he's at the beach. Like at some club. And like, you. And I just always never really thought much of it or didn't really know if he was even

telling the truth. Yeah, sure would ever, Dad. Yeah, you would ever, Pops, old man. But they just got smartphones, my parents. So they took a video of it and he was singing Knockin' on Heaven's Doors. Oh, Jesus Christ. And it was really good. Like, legitimately good? and uh no it was really good like legitimately good yeah like it was like like i've never in my life my dad is 63 years old i've never once

heard him sing wow and i didn't even know he really could i knew he was in a band when he was a younger man but like i didn't even know he could sing and like yo he killed it not much stage presence I gotta say well you know you're 63 what do you want him to do I'll do a spin or something like a David Lee Roth kick like you don't have to do that like like you know

bring up a chair and like put one foot on the chair and then look at the crowd and point and like point at the whole crowd with your one foot on the chair or something like that. But God, what was the name of the band? The name of the band was something so God awful.

It was something like, you know, like, you know, like, like love seed mama, Jim, something like that.

It was something like styrofoam cabbage. I can't remember exactly what it was, but something so bad. But damn, your dad's too old to be in a dad rock band though. He's like in a grandpa it was but something so bad. Damn your dad's too old to be in a dad rock band though. He's like in a grandpop rock band.

Yeah exactly yeah. I should I should get the we should play that for like intro music sometime. His. I'd be I'd be into that.

Man he crushed it. It was so weird. Crushed it. Yeah I'd like to try to see you get your parents to figure out how to send that to you. Ian, has Dave made eye contact with you in the last 10 minutes?

I'm comfortable looking in his direction. How did you say that? I don't think he has. What was I talking about? What made me bring up my dad? I'm in the zone. Do you know what made me bring that up? We were talking about...

Cover bands. Cover bands. Were we? No. Well, either way, I'm going to play this tape. It's Kill Rockstars, that label. Last year for Record Store Day,

they re-released I forget what the comp was called, but it was a comp that they put out way back when, and they put out like a three cassette. You know what? It's up there on the shelf somewhere. Yeah. It's like a two... Oh, it's a three cassette thing? It's a three cassette thing. I think it's a three cassette thing. Yeah, up there on the shelf somewhere yeah it's like a two oh it's a three cassette thing it's a three cassette i think it's a three cassette thing yeah but there's all kinds

of people on it that they reissued and then this year they reissued another older album uh another comp called some songs from the kill rock stars singles i put a lot of thought into that. Yeah. Scott's, what's on here? Witchy Poo, McKilty O'Ferries, which we were having a conversation about earlier. They were a killer band. Unwound, Peachy's, Thrones, Godhead Silo, Team Dresh.

I'm gonna play... This is brand new, right? Well, I mean, it's an old comp, but they just released it on cassette for the record tour day that just happened on the day before Easter or whatever it was. I was going to say, it's been a long time since you've seen a barcode on the front.

Yeah, big-ass barcode on the front of this one. It's like the old style of adapted artwork for tapes. So it's like the square with the black space underneath of it. And it has the big-ass barcode. I dig it, though. No, no. I dig it. It works. Keeping with the time. But you know, I just watched that Kathleen Hanna documentary on Netflix.

Which I highly recommend checking out, if anybody. From Bikini Kill? Yeah. So I think I'm going to play the Bikini Kill track off this. You know one thing i don't like about this comp though it's all like you know it's all bad music it's horrible music and there's no tape they ripped the tape out so you can't listen to it a dog peed on it uh they sat it outside for a really long time um no the one thing i like about it it's all you know from old, from other albums, from various records. But there's no information in here about what album it's from or what record it's from.

There's a lot of blank space in there. Oh, yeah. There's room to put the information. You can put it in there. I feel like they could have added that. Yeah. But it's just kind of like the name of the artist and then the name of the track, which is kind of a bummer. Played the Bikini Kill song, New Radio.

But I got to find it. We got to skip through here a little bit. But through the magic of editing, we'll take all that out. Dave, you can handle that, right? Time travel. Is that something you can handle? I can handle it.

I'm trying to think what the name of that Kathleen Hanna documentary is. I can't think of it. Just Google it. I'll do Google right now. That's a good idea. I hear Kathleen Hanna shows interest in buying the Clippers. So now Clippers?

Yeah. Okay, here we go. Ready? The name is The Punk Singer. That's really what it's called? That's a shitty name. Jesus Christ. Are they the same people that named this comp? Yeah.

Some songs by a few bands. The Punk Singer, a film about Kathleen Hanna. It's probably called The Naming Firm. The Naming Firm? What else do you think they named? You know, cereal. Just general cereal?

Oh, no. You know what? I think they named General Mills and General Electric and what's another general one? General... Mr. Shower. Mr. Shower? Mr. Shower Door. Mr. Shower. Mr. Shower? Mr. Shower Door. Mr. Garage Door. If you're ever at Bed Bath & Beyond, there is a pillow called My Pillow.

Oh, they did that too. That's their word. But with the font, it looks like it says Mr. Pillow, and there's a really gross looking dude with a sick mustache holding it, and I'm pretty sure that is Mr. Pillow. I like that.

I hope he comes every time you buy one. He somehow shows up at your house. I is Mr. Pillow. I like that. I hope he comes every time you buy one, he somehow shows up at your house. I'm Mr. Pillow. Can I fluff your pillow? Can I fluff your pillow? I've shown many interests in buying the Clippers. I've expressed several interests in buying the Clippers. I don't like this character.

Dave, Dave, it's okay, Dave. Just lay down on Mr. Pillow's fine pillow. We'll smoke some synthetic weed. We'll show some interest in buying the Clippers. It's okay, Dave. Me and you. We'll watch The Punk Singer on Netflix, Dave. We'll do that.

And we'll eat some cereal, some generic cereal. Come on, think of some other things that we talked about that roll into this bit. We'll have some of Graham's Ritz crackers. My memory's not good enough to go back to before the Seth Graham tapes. That's as far back as we can go. I don't think I remember anything before the cookie. All right.

What cookie? The Bikini Kill from the Some Songs comp. Kill Rockstars. Here it is. All right all right i gotta find it I'm a little girl at the picnic What's up, honey? I dress up, it doesn't matter I think it's grown up, it doesn't matter Cause that's a girl right here Listen to the radio

The motherfuck is written All over your pretty face You got some teeth And a dirty nails Maybe boy you can kill What's fucking real Turn that song down Turn the static up Come here baby let me kiss you like I'm flying down Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah Let's play for now, I'm a beer instead Come on Bikini Kill. Are we back? Yeah, we're back. Bikini Kill with a slice of... Bikini Kill, new radio from the Some Songs comp

on Kill Rockstars, reissue on cassette for Record Store Day 2014. RSD. I feel like I was supposed to look something up. Oh, no, I was going to look up the name of the Kathleen Hanna documentary, but I already said what it was. Yep. Then I went to a whole thing, and Mr. Pillow came around, and Dave gets really uneasy when Mr. Pillow's here.

I don't like it. You don't like Mr. Pillow, huh? No, I don't like him. Check out, I want to see if I can find him real quick on the internet. I think it's just called My Pillow. I'll put My Pillow, and then I'll put Bed, Bath & Beyond because that's where I've seen it. Why are we Googling this right now?

Hold on. Let me see. Let's just go straight to images. There he is. Look at him. Let me see. Turn it around. Oh, that's really creepy.

Hold on. Oh, I forgot. He's like, I can't turn my computer on because it's like, Dave, just Google MyPillow and Bed beth me on it's 60 he better show up guaranteed the most comfortable pillow you'll ever own look at that guy that's stashes but every time i see you know now that i'm looking at it it does not look like it says Mr. Pillow at all. That definitely just says my pillow. Yeah, it says my pillow. I thought for every time.

So the guy on the front is just like a model? You think he's a model, huh? Just like a pillow model? He's a pillow model. He's famed pillow model Julius Pillow. Look at that mustache. I know, right? I like the way it feels on my pillow.

See, now the voice makes sense. Right, now it's all coming together. Exactly his voice. Like my mustache, the way it touches my pillow. Just tickles my whiskers. I like when it tickles my whiskers. Sometimes I like to put like home sweet home on the pillow or something like sweet dreams. Don't be such a little

pussy willow. Come over here and put your head on my pillow. I just like to write little messages on my pillow like sweet dreams and when I go to sleep it's like my pillow giving me a message. And I'm just going to sleep and my pillow says goodnight Mr. Pillow. And I say just going to sleep. My pillow says, good night, Mr. Pillow. And then I say, good night, pillow.

I whisper real close. I whisper into the opening where you put the pillow. I say, good night, pillow. Because he can't hear you through the case. All right. We're falling apart here. Yeah, it's guaranteed to be the most comfortable pillow you'll ever own. Take it from me, I'm Mr. Pillow.

Julie. What are we doing? What are we doing here? Oh, shit, we're still doing the podcast. I'm going to play one. What do you got? This is one from Aesthetic House, which is a real tight label, I think out of Arizona. And they did this thing called January Program, where they put out a tape every day, a new tape every day for every month of January, for every day in January.

And it was only available to order on that day, right? Exactly. Yeah, I didn't know anything about this, and then you wrote something on our ad hoc thing yeah i wrote for the social junk tape yeah which is what i'm gonna play oh it's really fucking good um this must be like old material right because they broke up a while ago it says yeah the cool thing about this is all the j cards are different and unique and they put effort into each J card. But they obviously did 31 different ones. That's just as hard as doing all the tapes.

What do you mean? What's different about them? All the layout is different. Like another... No, I mean like... You mean from tape to tape or like the social junk tape, there's 31 different covers? No, no, no.

From tape to tape, all the J cards are different. Okay. Well, obviously, right? Why would they be the same? Well, they don't even follow the same format except for the front covers. I'm saying all the inside artwork is different. What are you saying, Ian?

Yeah, I'm confused. We're all confused right now on Radioland. We're all on different pages. Let me see. Maybe if I'm holding them. Maybe if I'm holding them, I'll get it. Are you saying each individual copy of the social term? Okay, I see what he's...

Here's what he's saying, Dave. The front cover. The front covers and the spine and the back flap all have the same template. Okay, yes. So they all say the name. There's all the Ecstatic House logo. Then it says January program and then number, whatever number it is. Okay, So they all say like the name, there's all like the aesthetic house, uh, logo.

Then it says January program and then number, whatever number it is, the name of the artist, the name of the tape. And then there's a square, like a three by three inch square with different artwork in it. But on the inside, the inside panel,

they're all different. They're all unique to that tape. And what I was, where I was going with that is it says on the social junk that it was recorded from in between 2007 to 2011. tape. And where I was going with that is it says on the social junk that it was recorded in between 2007 to 2011. And I like how they give that information in there.

And this one doesn't have any information. It says where it was recorded. Huntington, West Virginia, Ashland, Kentucky, Oakland, California, Philadelphia, PA. That's tight. Oh, and then they stamp the actual day on the cassette show? It came out on the show. So they would release a tape.

It was a lot of fucking effort. So on January 1st, they released a tape. And it was only up for that day. And you only could order that day. And what was tight about it is they made up however many orders they got. So if January 1st they got 70 orders, they made up 70 of those tapes. January 2nd, if they got 36 orders,

they made up 36 of those. There was no batch sizes. Yeah. But you could only order them for that day and they took down the PayPal. So you ordered it and they said that's how we were going to make them. They moved on to the next one. And they did the entire month of January. Yeah, 31 releases. Is this the first time they've done that? I think so, yeah. That's awesome. I were going to make it, then they moved on to the next one. And they did the entire month of January. Yeah, 31 releases.

Is this the first time they've done that? I think so, yeah. That's awesome. I wish I knew about it when it was going on. Yeah. I wish I could have gotten them all, but I would have been broke. Somebody's got them all. Oh, yeah.

They should have made a tight box for the people who made them all, and then sent out a nice box for all of them to go into. And did you just get these? Are they just starting to ship? Yes. Once January was done, they took all the orders in and then started dubbing. Yo, Ian, look at Dave. What's up, Dave?

Dave, you all right over there? Oh, yeah, I'm great. All right. Just listening. They took all the orders. They took all the orders and then did all the dubbing and all of the uh all the artwork after that so they didn't start rolling out into mailboxes until like march okay so just got these a couple weeks ago well now it's all jesus christ it's already may yeah it's may already all right so you're gonna play the

social junk this one is freaking good i wrote a wrote a little thing for it on the ad hoc. Who has tapes anymore? And yeah, this whole tape is solid. Yeah, I love this fucking like... Are all the tapes black or at least all the ones you have? They're all black. It's like the black tape with like a white label with, you know, like black text on one side and like a really light gray image on the other side

and just the red stamp that just says January 21st. That's so tight. This looks so awesome. They killed it with this whole thing. And this silver paper that the covers are... Here, hand him the other one because I'm going to put this in the deck. Look at the silver shiny on that.

Yeah, like the silver paper it's printed on. Yeah, they definitely killed this. This is awesome. I hope they do it again. They should. I'll have to pay more attention next time. I don't know. I didn't hear the final word,

but it sounded like a success on their part. Good right, sixes. Sixes. All right, well, let's play the social junk. What's it called? What's it called? Mr. Pillow Cassette. I don't even know.

Cassette's called Give Up. junk what's it called what you called mr pillow cassette i don't even know uh because that's give up give up cassette on ecstatic house their january program here we go Thank you. Broken fear on this floor Empty words of hate Broken fear on this floor Empty words of hate Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Yo, that was fucking sick. Yeah, that was so good. Social junk. And you were saying that some distros have those. Yeah, I think they made up some to send to distros,

but I think I remember seeing they sent the whole catalog to one, and they were only letting you buy one do you remember who it was um no there's something something uh mount analog maybe or something like that mountain i'm gonna check that out i don't scoop some of those up yet that was a tight fucking track though that was really that was really fucking. It's a good one. It's a real good tape. I liked it a lot. Oh, you liked it too, Mr. Pillow? Yeah, I liked it.

It was very soft, just like a pillow should be. I guess it was, Mr. Pillow. Okay, I gotta go now. Bye. Oh, really? Where are you gonna go? You know, just general pillowy places. I wish when you answered, you stepped a little bit further away from the mic like you were talking about. I gotta go. That's my business.

All right, Mr. Pillow, I'll see you later. Okay, bye. I'm just going to open this door and then shut it. Okay, now I'm on the other side of the wall. You probably can't hear me so well. Alright, Mr. Pillow. That guy's weird, right?

Yeah, I hope he doesn't go back. I don't know what to say, man. I'm glad Mr. Pillow's gone. That'll probably be the last we see of him. Uh-oh. Alright, Mr. Pillar, get your keys. Do you have your keys now? Okay, I'll see you later.

He's not going to do this again, is he? I sure hope Mr. Pillar doesn't walk in again and want to talk to Ian. Hi, guys. I sure hope Mr. Pilla doesn't walk in again and want to talk to Ian hi guys wait we can't both do it at the same time there's only one Mr. Pilla oh my god Mr. Pilla your brother's here alright Dave do you want to he's not my brother

we just have the same mustache barber All right, Dave, do you want to... He's not my brother. We just have the same mustache, Barber. All right, goddammit. It's time to end the show. Andrew Anderson. I'm going to watch some Psych after this. You like Psych? Andrew Anderson. I like when they sleep in sack

The Red Dream They got so many pillows Tape that came out on Misanthropic Smile Records What are you playing I wasn't listening You weren't? No say it again Andrew Anderson

Who names their kid Andrew when your last name's Anderson? This dude's parents. This tape is tight. What is it? Tell me about it. Who put it out? What's it called? How long is it?

What's the shell color? How many panels in the J card? Give me all the information. This is what people want to know, Dave. Just play it. He's got nothing for me. Give me all the information. This is what people want to know, Dave. Just play it. He's got nothing for me. Can I see the cover? You can see it.

It looks like a picture of Mars, I would say. It might be a picture of Mars. I'm going to say it's the sun. Well, la-dee-da. Look what we got here. Yeah, I'm going to have to be that guy. You can see the sunspots coming off of it. Yeah, you can see to have to be that guy. You can see sunspots coming off of it. Yeah, you can see that. I said that

only because... You know what? Never mind. What were you going to say, Dave? Just never mind? Yep. Alright. Hand it on over here. Show some interest in this like it's the Clippers.

Alright, who put it out? Did we already talk about this yes we already put this out this is all blending together this is the last tape of the night are we going to end the show episode number 45 are we done is this it

this is the last one I could go all night get some Gatorade in me Psych will be there Tabs Out Cassette Podcast episode number 45 I could go all night. I thought you were going to watch Psych. Get some Gatorade in me. Yeah, you were going to watch Psych. Psych will be there. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 45. Thanks to Matt Betke for doing the intro and his fine no-condo PSA. Why am I holding him to the table? Jesus Christ.

It's time to end this. You're an embarrassment. You see what happens when Joby goes away? All right. We're going to end this. You're an embarrassment. You see what happens when Joby goes away? All right. We're going to end out the episode. Andrew Anderson, the Red Dream Cassette on a label called... What's that in there? Oh, Misanthropic.

You did say this. Misanthropic Smile. Uh-huh. Hold on. Ian wants to prolong this. What do you got, Ian? No, I just want to see it? What is it? Explain what you saw I don't know what I saw

Trying to keep Dave from Living the rest of his life right now I honestly don't know what it's supposed to be No, but that is tight That's a very like Steve O'Malley illustration No, actually now that I get it closer to me It looks like an animal.

An animal butt. Like the muscle fibers. The butt bone. Let's just play the tape. Good night. Spaz don't smoke synthetic weed. Don't do drugs. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it. The the the

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