Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #46 | 5.18.14

Episode Date: May 19, 2014

Mutwawa, Nodolby, Sound Sleep, Jean-Sebastien Truchy, 156, Watchword, Next of Kin, William Selman, Foodman, Secret Face, Layne Garrett, Bromp Treb, Craow, Maurizio Bianchi and Roadside Picnic, and Sunhiilow.

All right, hey, this is Dewey, aka Plankton Watt, and you're listening to Tabs Out! I'm in a tangled up cave. Get out of there. You're in a tangled up cave? Yeah. A tangled up cave. Wait. So the cave is tangled up?

Yeah. Yeah. Like it's got a lot of vines. It's like a pile of sausage things, but you're on the inside. I don't understand these metaphors, Dave. Well, it's abstract music, Joe. Deep. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast episode number 46.

The Tangled Up Cave episode. Good one. Making a whole episode about it. Joe Beats, good to have you back. I'm glad to be back. You only missed one episode, but it feels like you've been gone forever. Yeah, it's just one episode.

I just hate to see you go. No big deal. No big deal. Have you been all right? I had diarrhea. Did you really? That's why you couldn't come last time. Yeah. Well, you always have go. That's a big deal. Have you been alright? I had diarrhea. Did you really? That's why you couldn't come last time. Yeah.

Well, you always have diarrhea. That's bullshit. That's bullshit, Joe. I always have a little bit of diarrhea. No, you don't. Wait, it's always a little bit? No, I'm kidding. I would say it's odd if you don't.

No, I'm kidding. Like, the consistency of your entire poop is a little diarrhea-like? No, that was a joke. I have regular poops. I know, but I'm going with it. I have regular poops. He's riffing over there. Let him go. Regular poops, but sometimes. Like, I was just wondering. I have a little diarrhea. No, that was a joke. I have regular poops. I have regular poops. He's riffing over there. Regular poops, but sometimes

a little diarrhea. But in your head, was it like a little bit of diarrhea and then a regular poop? Oh, oh, oh, oh. No, it's one diarrhea poop and then a regular one. Oh, okay. I like that. It's a regular one first, though.

Oh, a regular one. That's like the plug that was holding it together. That's just solidified. All right, we're getting crazy. Dewey from Plankton Watt doing the intro there. He jammed a gig in Newark. A gig? A gig on Friday, last Friday, May something.

Or what month is it? It's May. Well, how long ago was that? No, it wasn't last Friday. It was last Tuesday. It was this Tuesday. It was this Tuesday. Well, it was the last Tuesday.

When did Back to the Future come out? Yeah, he played good. Yeah, man. He played good. He did a good job. He did a good job on that guitar. I really respect a person who goes on tour alone. I thought that was weird.

All by himself, huh? Yeah. I don't go to the movies alone. I like to go to the movies alone. I think it'd be fun to go on tour by yourself. By yourself? Yeah. You gotta be personable, and he was personable.

Yeah. Like, you gotta just make friends really easy. Yeah, you gotta be a nice guy. It's just, I don't know if I could just do, like, drive after drive after drive after drive after drive with no one in there. No, that's gotta be bad. Can't you use the carpool lane?

I got a story about that, but I'll tell it to you guys off air. Joe's got a good story about not using the carpool lane. No, no, about someone being alone in a weird situation. I don't think we need to talk about it on mic. Alright, well, instead of that, why don't think we need to talk about it on mic. Instead of that, why don't you

bust out a cassette? You want to start it off? Yeah, I'll start it off with... Just say words. He forgot how to do it. I didn't do the episode when we got back from the RVA Noise Festival. And I got this there.

What do you got? I always said mutt-a-wah before, but is it mutt-wa-wa? How do they say it? I think it's mutt-wa-wa. That's how I say it. Oh, mutt-wa-wa? Mutt-wa-wa. Oh, I was just saying mutt-a-wa before, but I think I'm wrong. Mutt-wa-wa. Yeah, M-U-T-W-A-W-A.

Now I think it's stupid. You want to pick something else? Put this in the trash can. Throw it out. Subterrestrial Creeps cassette. You picked this up at RVA? Yeah, from Gary. Let's examine this here.

Oh, Joby, you left the tape in my car, too. Oh, I did? What is it? It's one of the ones on... Damn it. What's the name of that label that has the paper O cards? And I had like the cards I'll say it I think it's a hip hop tape you told me oh yeah yeah yeah

I tried to bring it thinking I had a tape player in my car did I play that tape on the show yet no oh I want to get that tape yeah yeah yeah that tape's good I see they're kind of copping the lock of Who style here. Oh, the single...

Except their inner thing doesn't go all the... Is that glued in there? I don't know. I didn't try to take it out. Hold on. Let me stick a little... I don't take all my shit apart. He's going to tear it. You know what's going on here? It's a nice tight fit. Is it a sticker? It's on the outside. Oh, it's on the outside?

Oh, no shit. I like this. It's a sticker. fit. Is it a sticker? It's on the outside. Oh, it's on the outside? Oh, no shit. I like this. It's a sticker. The back flap and the spine are a sticker on the outside of the Noroco case. Uh-huh, that's what Joe just said. I see what they did there. And then the cover is just the one panel thing that slides in. It slides in. That's nice.

That's tight. Who put this out? I guess that might be their label, because I bought two tapes from them. Is it C... Wait a minute. There's something that says CNP. CNP, but that says AEN, from them. There's something that says CNP. CNP, but that says AEN, too. And there's something that says AEN. We'll look it up.

We'll figure it out. And that says AE71, and that says CNP something. This might be a split release with two labels to put this tape up. You got that sticker on there. One person's not doing that. So A-side, second track. What side's the A-side? Okay, I got that. I guess the screw So, all right. A-side, second track. Well, what side's the A-side? Okay, I got that.

I guess the screw side, right? I didn't see the screw. Give me a break. Give him a break, Joe. Give me a break, Joe. Come on. I thought you knew your tapes. I'm sorry.

This is their single. This is the single? The buzz clip? This is the buzz clip. This would be on 120 Minutes. Okay. Right after Hole. And Nottage Nails. and Nine Inch Nails.

And Nine Inch Nails. Oh, good company. All right. Well, let's jump in here. What comes after this? Bad Religion. 21st Century Digital. I thought it was in between Hole and Nine Inch Nails. Oh, in between.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, well, okay. Hole, then this, then Nine Inch Nails? Yeah. Okay. And then?

Then we all went to sleep. Infomercials? I didn't catch it. After that? Oh, well, okay. Hole, then this, then Nine Inch Nails? Yeah. Okay. And then? Then we all went to sleep. Infomercials? I didn't catch it. After that? Oh, I taped it. I never stayed up and watched it. Did you really tape it? Yeah.

You should find some of those, break them out. We'll watch them. That would be nice. I remember there was a kid, Omar, in one of my classes, and we would take turns. He would tape it one time, and then watch it, and then let me borrow it. Okay. And then I would tape over that with the next one then watch it, and then let me borrow it. And then I would tape over that with the next one, watch it, and then give him the tape.

Like, we traded back and forth. You had a system. Yeah, we had a system. Now, let me ask you this. Why didn't you both just tape it? I don't know. And then not have this complicated system? Well, I remember...

You didn't have any blank VHSs. I had one between the two of them. Only had the one. Well, no, I remember it was really hard to get my parents to set it up for me to tape something. They were like, we're only doing this every other week. They could barely figure it out.

But once you get it done, it's done. Why would you need to do it again? I don't know. Did your dad set up the VCR, you recorded it, and as soon as he was like, it's 120 minutes over, and then he just undid the entire VCR? I don't remember why it was so hard. It doesn't make any sense.

Break it down. Break it down right now. Put it back in the box. I'm plugging in case there's an electrical stirrer. No, it wasn't about that hooking up. It was about setting the timer on the VCR. Because you're not awake for it. Because we're not awake.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That they just couldn't get it. I'm going to go back to my original thing. Once you've figured it out, write it down. And we're not awake. Because we're not awake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That they just couldn't get it. I'm going to go back to my original thing. Once you figured it out, write it down. And then you have it. You know?

So now we got it. Omar's family figured it out. Well, maybe. I don't really know. I don't know his story. Is it the same situation? I don't know. We can only do it

on even weeks. All right. Let's go into this mutt-wah-wah table. What was it called again? It's called Subterrestrial Creeps. And the track's called Erosion.

And I'll look up the name of the labels as we're playing it. We'll be right back. See ya. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. Mudwaba. Mudwaba. That wasaba. Mudwaba. That was tight. Yeah, tape's good. It's a short tape. It's only two tracks on one side. It's the single. The duo of Gary Stevens, who I believe does the AEN label. I never forgot what that stood for. Jason Hodges, who does the CNP label.

Oh, okay. I see what they did there um you know jason hodges you know that guy um either you still i don't know they're still i don't know they're still doing stuff but you know he was in suppression oh really yeah oh i didn't know that that's kind of crazy you know those dudes kill it live by the way suppression no um well i mean i've never actually seen suppression live but um my wawa my wawa yeah they do a good job. Yeah, man. They do a good...

I like that people have been doing good jobs. Uh-huh. Everyone, give yourself a hand. Uh-oh. You've been doing good jobs. I'm really proud of everybody. Don't ever do it, Dave. All right, now it's becoming sarcastic.

Oh, your clap is ridiculous because your hands are so big. Yeah, they take... It's echoing in here. Well, that's the thing. They take so long to get back together. That, like, you're hearing three claps, but that's only one clap and the echo of that clap. No, when Mike does it, it's like two BBs knocking together.

You hear this? It's like a garbanzo bean and a kernel of corn. No, it's kind of wet sounding, I would think, though, actually. Oh, they're soaking wet. Yeah. Yeah, they're drenched. Constantly. Dave, play a tape. My turn? All right, I'm going to play, actually. Oh, they're soaking wet. Yeah. Yeah, they're drenched. Constantly. Dave, play a tape.

My turn? All right, I'm going to play a tape. Hold on, I want to talk about Jason Hodges some more, because he's also in projects called Brown Piss and Rectal Puss. Oh, I got a Brown Piss tape from them. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

What do you got, Dave? Go. I'm going to play this tape by No Dolby. No Dolby. No Dolby. None at all. None at all. Zero Dolby. Where youby. None at all. None at all. Zero Dolby.

Where you got? Where's it at? It's over here. New one. I think new one. Ghetto Naturalist. Oh, yeah. This is a recent.

A batch that came out like two or three weeks ago. Yeah, yeah. A batch with, I think, Andrew Kirshner on a tape. Winter Ritual. I forget who else. No Dolby, obviously. Yeah. And they'd kind of been laying low for a little while.

At least I hadn't heard anything. Yeah, I haven't seen anything of it. So it's tight to see them doing stuff again. Hell yeah. This tape's called Pulse Paralysis. Pulse Paralysis. Pulse Paralysis. Hand it over here. My grandma had that.

Oh, yeah? Is she okay? Oh, yeah. No, she died. Does that mean... Pulse Paralysis? Mm-hmm. She died of death?

Of death. She died of dying? Or what does that mean? Like you just... Your pulse just stops? You gotta get blood thinners. Does she have blood thinners? Beta blockers

Was she taking atroxyl? You gotta take three atroxyl Four if you really want to fly I've still never gotten the straight answer On why Mike takes these drugs Beta blockers? He's got too many betas I got a whole system lined up Joe

I know the system I don't know why you do this system It's between me and my doctor and my gut So just stay the fuck out of it I got a whole system lined up, Joe. I know the system. I don't know why you do this system. It's between me and my doctor and my gut. So just stay the fuck out of it. I got to say, first of all, I hate my doctor. But every time I visit there, he makes these sarcastic comments about how he doesn't, no matter what law passes in Delaware, I'll never prescribe marijuana. And it's like, I never asked you, man.

Like, lay off me. Like, he's like constantly saying it. Okay. My eye doctor does the same stuff. Yeah. Because I, you know, I have to take these drops because of a lot of pressure on my eyeballs. Wait, wait. What?

You got a lot of pressure on your eyeballs? My eyeballs have glaucoma. I knew that. You know I have glaucoma. That's caused by high pressure in the eyeball which damages the optic nerve Dave try to know Joe a little bit better you don't know anything about me Dave you never mentioned it

I'm still getting used to the headphones this is weird tell me about your eye pressure I've asked her a couple times is there anything else I can take to help relieve the pressure in my eye herbal stuff you said herbal stuff yeah but and then she's like oh marijuana but you can't get that i'm like that's not what i mean lady like she definitely thinks

that's what you mean i mean what else would you what else would that mean i don't know there's nothing where does the drug this clear liquid that i'm putting into my eye where's that come from you don't think that's like a byproduct or a concentrate of something from a plant? No, no, no. That's all chemicals. But synthesized, it has to be synthesized from something.

Cow bones. Cow bones? So can I take, can I also supplement these drops with cow bones? It's pure computer juice. You know what I mean? Yo, computer juice has nothing to fuck with, Dave. Sorry. I know.

My grandmother died of computer juice. She died in the great computer juice wars of 1987. She died of pulse paralysis. That was my grandmother. She don't know anything about me. She can't follow anything. Let's just play this tape. No Dolby, pulse paralysis. Dan's getting sleepy. Let's just play this tape. No Dolby.

Pulse paralysis. Dan's getting sleepy. Dan's getting sleepy. You know I'm adopted too, right, Dave? Jesus Christ. You're adopted? Yeah. You just want to play something off the A-side?

Your dad's like an astronaut, right? That was an astronaut joke. I don't understand. That was classic. What's that? That we'll tell you later. Okay. You won't get it.

It's actually a pretty good story. It's a really good story. All right, tell it. Tell it. You tell it. You tell it. I found a Joe Rittenbach online, and it was a funny picture of a dude that photoshopped himself into a spacesuit.

Photoshopped. Like poorly, poorly photoshopped. Like MS painted or whatever. So I sent it to Joe because I thought it was funny that his name was Joe Brittenbach and he said, that's my dad. Wait, was it really your dad? What was he doing photoshopping himself?

It's his Facebook picture. It's like an astronaut in space but it would just be the visor thing. It's his face. Is it still in the picture? Oh, I don't know. I'll see. Well, I'm definitely going to see.

Okay, well, check out Joby's dad's baller-ass Photoshop skills. Let's play this new Noel Dolby tape on Ghetto Naturalist, Pulse Paralysis. Something offside A here, Davey boy? All right. Here we go. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a break. Let's go. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Let's go. so so so uh I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. Let's go. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. so Let's go. so

wow Dolby? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, easy, easy. Back it up, back it up. Jesus Christ, John Pyle. I don't want any Dolby. Don't bring religion into this, Dave. I don't want any Dolby. Don't bring religion into this, Dave. I don't want no Dolby.

No Dolby. What was paralyzed? Pulse paralysis. Pulse. Like Joe's grandmother. I remember Joe, see? RIP cassette on Get a Naturalist series. Tight one.

Yeah. I think it's still available. Yeah. I agree, Dave. You do think that. All right. You want me to tell you, here's a twist of what we normally do. You want me to tell you what I'm not going to play next?

Yeah. All right. Now. Here's what I'm not going to play next. What's that? Let me explain why. What is going on? I ordered this fucking, I don't know why I ordered some of explain why so i ordered this i ordered this fucking i

don't know why i ordered some of this stuff i ordered the sick that was the sound of mike's head hitting the table by the way you ordered a sick llama tape a sick llama and you thought it would just come in a regular cassette with a air quote poster in a it said in a sealed it said in a sealed tin can first of all it was resealed with some kind of putty. There's acrylic paint on top of it. Was it in quotes in the description? No, no, no. It said sealed. I thought it was going to be like that... Like the Olsen tape.

The can opener. The can has already been opened. It was resealed with this... Almost resealed with this acrylic paint. When it showed up, the paint was still wet. I grabbed my hand at the envelope, and my hand got covered in paint. It was still soaking wet. He painted it,

put it in an envelope, and then sent it as quickly as he could. I've gotten other packages from him before. I remember getting one in a pizza box, all the tapes. Oh, I remember when you got that. Yeah, all the tapes were packaged in a pizza box. Not the packaging for Oh, I remember when you got that. All the tapes were packaged in a pizza box. Not the packaging for the tape, but

the shipping packaging. And there was still cheese in the box. And on the side, it says when it was delivered. It was delivered a week ago. He literally just grabbed the pizza box from that night and put these tapes in it and mailed them to me. Whatever. It doesn't matter.

And I also don't care that the paint was wet. It dried. And the can's pretty cool. You wrap this can in this artwork. Is it pretty cool? It's pretty cool. I like it. There's two cassettes inside.

I guess it is. Now, let me explain what's going on here with these cassettes. So I take these two cassettes out. They've got paint all over them. Well, Joe, it doesn't stop there. First of all, I had to rip them apart from each other because they were covered in paint. When I tried to play them,

you'll notice this little dangly piece sticking out. What's that? Well, that's the tape that just ripped. And then the other one, the tape doesn't move because there's paint on the inside of the shell. That's by design. The actual tape is stuck. Those look like long tapes too

Did it come with like weird Playing instructions Like look at the magnetic tape on that one tape Play this tape by pissing on it It looks like there's glitter on it I know doesn't it That's all paint spilled into the tapes He used a lot of paint

I know he went through a lot of it Play this tape by rubbing it in dirt. We did that already, didn't we? So I won't be playing that, which I'm really upset about. I did email him, though, so... I'm sure. Trying to get a replacement. Yeah, that's gonna happen.

Which probably will be covered in fucking paint. Yeah. So what are you gonna play? The crowd wants to know. Everyone's dying to find out. You know what I'm gonna play? No. No, that's why we asked. Yeah, know what I'm going to play? No. No.

That's why we asked. Yeah, you told us what you weren't going to play. I'm going to play this jammer right here. What is this jammer right here? It's an artist called Sound Sleep. Speckled. The cassette's called Shape. Came out this...

Shape. Came out like a month ago on a label called Exitab. You're lazy. Can't even come up with a shape. Just call it Shape. Shape. Dig that artwork, though. Caroline Teagle is going to get her lawyers on the phone about that one.

I think you made that joke already, let me see. I made that joke two to three times already. In various social media formats. Who did the artwork for this? It's very, very Teagle-esque. But the tape is a crucial backer. I like it a little better. No, I'm just kidding. It's cider.

It's cleaner. Joby, which beer is mine? This one or that one? That one. That one right there. But this is, I don't know anything about Sound Sleep or the label. They sent a few tapes about a month ago. This was one of them.

But it's got like a weird grimy techno vibe to it. It's like a grimy techno. It's like a grimy techno. It's right fit. It's right fit. You watch The Inbetweeners?

Not the American version, but no, I'd suggest watching it. I can't really get into British TV shows. Man, I tried to watch Doctor Who. That's where we bump. I really tried to watch Doctor Who. I hate it. Fucking hate it.

I can't believe you don't like Doctor Who. What did you try to watch? Like the original stuff? No, and I even skipped season one. Or series one. So like the older stuff? No, like the reboot. Okay.

And you can't get into it? No, it's fucking stupid. That's where we disagree. That's where we disagree. The only part I liked... I don't like it either. No, I'm not even going to tell you. Dave, your opinion doesn't matter right now.

Because you hate sci-fi. Not all sci-fi. The only part I liked was when... You like Jaws and Titanic. That's not sci-fi. I told you I like Free Willy. Wait, I thought... Yeah, isn't sci-fi stuff with water?

Yeah. Water world? Water world is definitely sci-fi. I understand people who don't like water world. Are you kidding me? Okay. If you don't like a movie where Tom Petty plays himself, then...

Yeah. Then get out of here. Then we just end it right there. We end our relationship. You pack your shit. I pack my shit. We both leave the house. We break the lease.

Or the postman. I don't understand people who don't like the postman. You gotta love the postman. He's delivered in the mail. It's an awesome movie. Nice one, Dave. Did you like the postman, Dave? You almost made that mistake.

Wait a minute. The postman is where Tom Petty plays himself, asshole. No, no, no. Waterworld, Tom asshole. Waterworld. No, Waterworld is with Kevin Costner. They're both with Kevin Costner. The Postman is when he has the town on land. There's no land in Waterworld. There's no trees

in Waterworld. It's water. It's Dennis Hopper. I know Tom Petty's like, are you? I used to be. That's Dennis Hopper. I know. Tom Petty's like, somebody's like, are you? And he goes, I used to be. I used to be.

That's in The Postman. I'm going to Google Tom Petty. The Postman. As himself. Let's see what comes up. Tom Petty, IMDB. Probably been in two movies.

One is The Postman. Hold on. Let me just Google Tom Petty. I'm going through a lot of stuff here. Yeah. Postman. It doesn't make me feel good that that was... That makes a lot more sense because there's a lot more land in The Postman.

There's a lot more land. Than Waterworld where the world is mainly water. Mainly water. But the land in it... There's no postal delivery system. No. No postal delivery system. In Waterworld, they get to the land.

Kevin Costner feels it and says, this doesn't feel right. And Tom Petty's like, are you sure? Right? Yeah. Okay, so it was Waterworld. And then, Field of Dreams, Tom Petty's also in that.

I think it's like a thing. You know what's another Kevin Costner? I like Tucker, A Man and His Dream. I don't know what that is. Is Tom Petty in it? No what's another Kevin Costner? I like Tucker, A Man and His Dream. I don't know what that is. Is Tom Petty in it? No, no. Kevin Costner's in it, though. It's like a guy who made cars. And then Running Down the Drain comes on. Running down the drain.

I wish it was a thing. You know how Arnold Schwarzenegger always says, I'll be back in his movies? In all of them? I thought that was just the Terminator. He doesn't say that. No, he says it in almost all of them, I think. He says, I will return. True lies. Well, he says it in Running Man. I'll be back?

Yeah. As soon as the guy from Family Feud sends him on the shuttle. He says it in Last Action Hero. He does. He does? Yeah. He says it in Last Action Hero. It's like his thing. Okay.

I wish it was the thing where in every Kevin Costner movie, Tom Petty plays himself. That would be good. I'll get a Kickstarter going to get that. What, to put him back in it like a re-edit? Yeah, Kickstarter, $20,000 to CGI Tom Petty into all the Kevin Costner movies. It's only going to cost you $20,000 to do that? He's in Dances with Wolves and he plays an Indian.

No, he has to be himself. He plays himself, but he's an Indian. Oh, now he's an Indian. No, he has to be himself. He plays himself, but he's an Indian. Oh, now he's an Indian. Yeah, now. All right, I'm going to play this sound sleep shape tape. Limited edition cassette slash digital. We're going to play the cassette version on Exit Tab. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. And once again. Thank you. And once again. Thank you. Sound sleep.

Sound sleep. Shape cassette. Where's Mike? He's sound sleep. He's sound sleep. Sound sleep. Shape cassette. Where's Mike? He's sound sleep. He's sound sleep. Oh, don't go bad, boy. Don't do it. Don't do it.

Don't do a character, Mike. What? I said don't start doing a character. You never know when I'm going to bust into one. Yeah, because they get real racy. I do what I do. Joby, what do you got? Why don't you go then if you're so special?

Huh? You think you know how to do it. Let's play this tape on Tranquility. You're going to go from the fake Caroline T. to the real Caroline? To the real Caroline T. That's what I did. This is like the...

Isn't there a thing like how the Mona Lisa, the one on display isn't the real one? I've heard that before. They have the real one in a vault. Dave, have you heard of it? No, I haven't. It only takes two. It only takes two out of three.

I think that might have been in the Da Vinci Code. Oh, that's real. Well, actually, if one of us doesn't believe it, then that's actually not true. I think it all depends on who doesn't believe it. No. All it takes is one. Aren't you?

That's how facts work, Mike. That's how facts work. I used to be. Tom Petty. All right. What do you got on Tranquility Tapes? Jean-Sebastian Truchy. I doubt that his last name is Truchy.

Jean-Sebastian Truchy. Truchy. Truchy. Something else in French. Probably something like that. Something French. Le Matin. This is like an... This is older. I don't want to say an older one. In terms of tapes. Tranqu like that. Something French. Le Matin. This is like an...

This is older. I don't want to say an older one. In terms of tapes. Tranquility 44. When did that come out? May 1965. Oh, good year. Good year for tapes.

I dig this pink imprint on the white shell. It looks really nice. It does look nice. It does look good. I'm not sure if I have this one. They always do a good job. It's a nice... Tranquility's up to like the 80s, right?

The 80s were crazy. They're in their 80s. Seriously, though. What's the last batch? They just did that Imperial Topaz. You know what? It's 84. They're up to 84?

Yeah. How do you know that? I'm just guessing to move the conversation along. I don't care. Well, I'm getting at it. This is kind of... No. Yeah, this older one. He's in Fly Pan Am. Yeah, this is kind of, this is an older one. Yeah, this older

one. He's in Fly Pan Am. Yeah, you were saying that. That's kind of crazy.

That band's on, what's that label called? Constellation. Constellation. Yeah, one of the

dudes is in Godspeed, right? I knew they had, I couldn't remember if there was a

Godspeed connection or if they were just both on the same label. Roger Tellier Craig is in Fly Pan Am and also at some point was in Godspeed.

Do you remember that story when Jeremy Tarr and Justin Gilday met Godspeed at the Waffle House? No, that's a pretty funny... In Elkton? Wait, Godspeed was at the Waffle House? They were on tour. Something about that doesn't add up. And Jeremy left school or whatever.

Well, it's the new school. Yeah, and went to go get food at the Waffle House in Elkton. And they were there. They were on tour. They were just stopping to get food. At the Waffle House? At the Waffle House. Because it's right off 95.

You just get off 95, and then the Waffle House is right there in Elkton. It just doesn't seem like a place. I picture Godspey going to get something to eat. And someone, they started talking to him because someone from the band had a Noothcrush t-shirt on. Oh, that's a good, yeah, that's a good expression. So they were like, what? Who are these people? And it was Godspeed, you black emperor.

That's crazy. Yeah. I remember one time when I saw Godspeed, they had like, I guess, I don't know, like their rider or whatever. They needed like fresh food or whatever. Oh, alright. Behind them, where they had their merch set up, were baskets, almost like gift baskets or something for the first Thanksgiving.

A cornucopia? And I remember there being eggs. Eggs in a basket. Are they going to crack open the eggs and fry them up or something? Well, I think they were all on the Rocky diet for that tour. I saw Black Dice open for Godspeed when Beaches and Canyons came out.

That's the only good Black Dice record. Not really, but that's the one. I'd never heard noise or experimental music at that point. Godspeed was the weirdest thing that I had heard. You know what I mean? And I saw that and I was like what is this? This is so weird. I hope Dave was standing there and the room cleared out and the thing

was over and he was just going what is this? It's so weird. Oh I wish I would have saw them then. I only saw Black Dice once and it was in 1998 when they were still like a punk band. Yeah, or not even a punk, whatever the hell they were. At Nine Fest in Baltimore.

They played for like five minutes. Someone threw a bottle at Eric Copeland and hit him in the head. I got to say, for playing this Jean-Michel or Jean-Michel, Jean-Sebastian Truchy tape, we're sure talking about a lot of other bands. Well, you know, that bands. Well, you know, that's the way, you know, conversations

kind of go off in different directions. I'm like a loose candidate. You're going to have to rewind that, though. Oh, Jesus Christ. There's always something with you. Doesn't matter. Let's just do Side B.

You want to put it on Side B and go where it's from? Yeah. Oh, you want to just go where it's from? No, because I was, it's probably in the middle. I was listening to it in the car.

Just rewind it to Side B. You don't want to just go from the middle? But it could because it's probably in the middle. I was listening to it in the car. Just rewind it to onside B. You don't want to just go from the middle? But it could be like the end of a track. I don't really remember where it was at. I say we flip it over on the A side and rewind it about three quarters and then put it back on the B side. And as long as it starts at the beginning of a track,

we can play it. But if not, we should find the beginning of a track and play it from there. Wait a minute, hold on. Does this fancy new tape player have like seek? No. What? This is a brand new tape player have like Seek? No. What? This is a brand new tape player that costs like $400. My car stereo has that. Well, let me

rephrase that. Maybe. I haven't looked into it. This tape is from 2012. 2012. Ages ago. Ages ago. Jeez, in tape time that's like five and a half years ago. That's when the world ended. Five feet. Oh yeah, I forgot the world ended in ago. Five feet. Oh, yeah. I forgot the world ended in 2012.

Five feet. What did they do with all those books? With all what books? You know, like in Borders, you'd go in and there was all like the truth behind 2012. Like a big book with displays. Well, Borders is gone. Borders is gone. Borders is a starting point.

Any Books a Million, Barnes and Noble. People wrote books about the end of the world. I would just say Amazon. Being 2012. Amazon. Well, Amazon isn't a physical store where you go to where you'd see these books on shelves. There's a building.

There's a building, but you can't go there. I mean, you can go there, but you can't browse the stock. There's a force field around the Amazon building. So what do they do with all those books? I don't know. Because 99 cents. I got a good border story.

You think they're still trying to sell them, is what I'm saying. I'll send it right now. Oh, know. Because 99 cents. I got a good border story. You think they're still trying to sell them is what I'm saying. I'll send it right now. Oh, yeah. I got a good border story. You remember the blizzard of, what was it, like 96 or 98? Something like that. Really big blizzard back in the late 90s. No.

It was like 26 inches of snow. Borders roof collapsed in. Oh, snap. My stepdad was a construction worker, and he was doing work on borders. And it fell in over their music section so they'd throw out all these cds and he had a picture was literally a bulldozer full of cds and he came home with a garage full of cds i was so excited to get some and it was like you know 25 copies of michelle shocked 30 copies of president's united states you didn't go through any of this

to see what are you What are you doing? It was all terrible. There wasn't a single good fucking CD in the whole thing. It was probably like 400 or 500 CDs. There's some video on Amazon. 2012 feature at the end of the world.

You can buy it for $0. Let's buy it. You guys want to buy it? How much is shipping? Get it with Teb's out money. Shipping is probably so expensive. Oh, it's like you watch it on your computer. Oh, let's watch it right now.

There was a movie called 2012 that was about the end of the world. Is this a documentary about said movie? It's eight minutes long. There was a movie called 2012 that was about the end of the world. Is this a documentary about said movie? It's eight minutes long. Oh. Weird. All right, well, let's play this tape. What is it?

Jean-Sebastien Truchet. La Métier. Oh. Suture thin mustache. So good. That's a good adjective, Dave. Tranquility tape, summer 44 from two years ago. Here's something off of the beginning of the B-side.

B-sides. B-sides for B. At this absolute distance, what surges before us, but without us, is the surging of a presence. The presence is not something present. What is there, not approaching, not disrupt the presence, which rejects the gradual, the progressive, the slow development, the insensitive disappearance, and yet results in an intimate relationship. Transparency The neutral is a threat and a scandal for thought. The neutral, if we think so, will free thought from the fascination of the individual, that it is logical, that it is a liquid, a liquid, a liquid, that this be logic, which is the essence, infinity, mystery, or a branch to an exigence of others, capable of being rejected and of being derogated to all unification, I could not have said. Time has come. We do not turn towards what is gathered, but also towards what is dispersed,

not towards what is good, but perhaps towards what is not, not towards what is good. And for the displeasure, we turn towards that which always turns, and turns, and turns, so that the central point where it seems to us that when we are attracted, it would be the absence of blood, the lack of origin. The unknown as neutral, be it, be it not, would not have found its determination there, but only in that the relationship with the unknown is a relationship that does not close the light, that don't close the absence of light. Neutral relationship. What does it mean to think about the neutral?

It's thinking, that is, turning away from everything visible and invisible. I'm going to have to go back and get the Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. John Sebastian Trushy. Trutchy. Trutchy. Tushy. Tushy. Tushy. Touch my tushy. That came out two years ago on Tranquility Tapes.

I'm sure you can't get that anymore. What? Touch my tushy? You can get that anywhere. I'll give you some of that, Joe. Just give me a call. Davey, go. One, two, three. My turn.

Okay. I'm going to play the tape. I know I've asked before. What are those scars on your forehead from? Chicken pox? Chicken pox. He got you. Mike, I got two of those on my forehead, too.

Let me see. Where? Oh, you do? You got big ones, too. You know what? I've never noticed it before. There's three, though. But then I'm looking. my forehead too. Let me see. Where? Oh, you do? You got big ones too. You know what? I've never noticed it before. There's three though. But then I'm looking.

They're gigantic. They're big. Whose are bigger, mine or Haley's? Well, Mike's got the one big one. Yeah, right in the middle. Almost right in the middle. Yours is big too though. Looks like you had your eyebrow pierced.

Oh, I'm never going to not look at those anymore. I've never noticed them. Wait. No. Over here somewhere? No, it's on your left. Wait, did you have your eyebrow pierced? No. You had your eyebrow pierced? No.

We'll go with this. This isn't from Chicken Pox, though. What's that one from? I used to like smashing matchbox cars with a hammer when I was a kid. Okay. And I hit the hood of one and it flew up and hit my eye. Oh, alright. Who doesn't like that? A little blood. I had a little blood on my hands. That was all right. Who doesn't like that? A little blood.

I had a little blood on my hands. That was from the pulse paralysis he had when he was younger. What are you going to play, Dave? What's this tape? That's the tape that I'm actually

going to play next. Really? 156? I think it's 156. What makes you think that? Because I would have said 156. Yeah. Because the band camp

is 156. Like spelled out? It's just spelled out. Fair enough. I feel like the guy who does Filth, that project we played, do we play Filth? Filth like the Filth flat split?

No, no, no. You must not have been here because we talked about that. He does this label and I feel like his name is like Rob butt Ram. No, I think it is. Let me look real quick. I think it's Rob butt Ram. It's pronounced butt Ram. That's why he's got such an angry looking tape.

Butt rum. He's been dealing with that all his life. Butt rum. B-U-T-T-R-U-M. Oh, Jesus Christ. You didn't change that. Joe, your grandma used to make butt rum. Back in West Virginia, right?

Oh, yeah. Before she got the paralysis. She was a booze hacker. You want the butt rum? You boys want butt rum? I got a sour batch brewing up right now. Grandma B's sour batch butt rum. They call me the sour batch kid around here.

She's got a Brooklyn accent. I don't know why. West Virginia. Originally from Brooklyn. West Virginia, born and raised. From Chloe, West Virginia. Lived here all my life. Never been outside the state lines.

You boys want some butt rum? Alright, 156. What do we know about 156? Besides the fact that the tape is called A Life Lived As If In Hell. It's got a nice little black metal logo on it. I love the black metal logo. I like that, Joby,

open that and look at the side titles. Oh, it might be on the actual cassette, which Mike has. No? Oh, yeah, it might be on the actual cassette, which Mike has. No. Oh, yeah, it is. It is. Here. Right there in the top middle.

Wait, what am I looking at? A life to live as if in hell? Underneath. Sad A. Sad A and Sad B. Sad B. That's pretty funny. Oh, that's pretty funny.

I don't know if it's supposed to be, but it is. You think that was a mistake? Well, it might be serious. No, because it'll... Oh, you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? Side A says side A, and then the time, the length,

and then side B just says the length. It doesn't say side B. Get your shit together. Get your shit together. Get your shit together. Oh, we're not playing this. Rip it out. Rip the tape out. Tear it out with your bare hands.

What's up with your tape? It sucks. What'd you say? Nothing. I do notice that, and I want to point out, shout out to Rob Butrum for using top quality printer ink when he does his labels. Because these black labels that he floods with black ink

look really fucking nice. Yeah, they look really nice. Because no one ever uses a good... They're always using Johnny Discounts, almost black ink. But this is tight. I like this label, Outta Body. That's my uncle's company, by the way.

That Johnny Discounts... That Matthew Akers tape he put out is a fucking burner that I keep going back to. this label out of body. That's my uncle's company, by the way. That, um... Johnny Discounts. That Matthew Akers tape they put out is a fucking burner that I keep going back to. But I have not heard of this 156 or 156 or however you want to say it. So let's pop that in. Play a little bit out of that. A life lived.

Drink this sour ass shit. As if in hell. By 156. 156. Blink 156. 90210. 911. 420.

69. Got all the funny ones out of the way. Never forget. Not all of them. I can think of one more. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure so so I'm sorry. so so so The I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Oh so so so

uh The I'm sorry. Thank you. 156. Is that like a term? Yeah, that's like a thing. Ragging balls? Ragging balls. Yeah. I liked it. I'm going to rag your balls so hard you'll make butt rum.

Butt rum. I drink some butt rum right now. Yeah, I'll take two shots. Those two words together just work so well together. Like one of those, like, what are those things called? Jug. Like a jug where you hold it with your pinky

and you pull it over on the side. Like a moonshine jar. Yeah, that's how I drink my butt rum. I make bathtub butt rum. Yeah, that's the best kind. While I'm in the bath, I don't get out. I'm scrubbing. I got the old style sponge on the best kind. While I'm in the bath, I don't get out. I'm scrubbing. I got the old style sponge on the lawn.

You just stick some of those distillery pipes up your butthole. No. Why would I do that? Because that's how you make butt room. Yeah, I don't go for the deep stuff. All right, whose turn is it? My turn? It's your turn.

That's where all the nutrition is. Nutritional yeast. Way up your butt I know what I'm gonna play No you don't I'm gonna rip a track from Watchword Off of a new split That came out on a sound design recording

With Stopped Clock You boys know Watchword? Did you see him play at Boys to the Valley last year? I was waiting for the bus into the National Anthem. No. They should have changed it around. They should have changed names for the split,

and one of them be Stopwatch, and the other one be Clockward. That would have been pretty good. Why would that have been good? I don't know. It sounded good when it happened in my head. When it happened in my head. This is part of the Sound Design Recording Versus series.

They're up to round three on this. This just came out. One thing I'm confused about these tapes I've never seen this before on the B side and I'm assuming that the company who made these blanks did it it says yeah do you see that? in black imprinted on the tape

it says CR0230 so I guess it's a chrome oxide C30 but I've never seen that, like... No. Chrome oxide. Yeah, why would they screen print that on the other side? I thought Dave was going into a...

Oh, fuck. I forget his name now. Never mind. I'll skip it. You boys are coming down on me pretty hard tonight. I gotta say. But yeah, this Watchword side is... I mean, both sides are awesome.

The Stop Clock side is David Russell and another dude. I'm sorry, I forget who it was. But the Watchword stuff, Jeff Hatfield, Cleveland dude, not Jeff Host, which is a mistake I made previously. Not even a mistake. I knew it was. You want to see the stencil on that show? It looks cool.

It looks like a shirt that someone would wear on Saved by the Bell. That's crazy. I was just going to say Saved by the Bell. Really? Or Patty Manet's shirt. Yeah, Patty Manet would have that shirt on. With that pattern.

But I'm going to play the second track off the watchword side. Searing in motion fixtures. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Touch it, Dave. Touch my butt room.

Let's get in here. A lot of shredding. A lot of electronic keyboards. We can just listen to it. A lot of good sounds. He does a good job. He does a really good job. I like when people do a good job at things.

I like when people do a good job. Everyone should be proud. I do, too. Everyone's mothers should be proud. Give yourself a pat on the back. Joe, I'm surprised you can reach your back. That's why I hit my neck. That was my neck.

Does this have a name when you make the sign? Goggles. What is this? Okay. Like the okay sign. You touch your index finger with your thumb. The okay sign. And then you put your three fingers that were up on your beard area.

And then you slide the other ones up to make the only word. You can barely do it. Get out of here. I'm wearing headphones and glasses. Can you do it? Ask Joe to do it. So you can't turn your hands upside down? No, no, I can't.

Let me take everything. Oh, nailed it. I can do it just fine. Ask Joe to do it. Joe, do it. What is it? It's like an illness that you have that you can't do it. He's Ask Joe to do it. Joe, do it. What is it? It's like an illness that you have that you can't do it. He's got a different bone structure.

Look at him. What is going on? Just turn. Oh my God. I'm trying to turn his wrist because I thought just get your wrist and turn it, but they're so hard. Oh my God. I can't do it. What is it called when you die? You're like, oh my God. I can't do it. Do it again. It hurts. What is it called when you die? You're like, oh my god.

I can't do it. Do it again. It hurts. It looks so weird. I also love the strain in his face. It looks like you're holding two little teacups. Can't do it. You gave it your best. I'm going to pay for that one.

Taking a nice bath tonight. Watchword. The split with stopped clock on a sound design recording. New one came out. I'm going to pay for that one taking a nice bath tonight watchword split with stopped clock on a sound design recording new one came out Versus series second track here it is Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Watchword. Yeah, that was a shredder. Are we back? Yeah.

Yeah, man, that shit was tight. I have another tape by him downstairs I got when we were in RVA. I forget what it's called, but he put out a few tapes recently that they all have this similar look where it's just a white J card with an image on it. What? Are you chair squeaking?

Good dude! Watch word. Stop clock split. Tight. Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight. Tight, tight. What do you, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight. Tight, tight. What do you got, B? B's Corner. This is the example of one of those tapes.

Usually Dave gets these ones that are like the really stupid cover. That are awesome. That's a really polite way to start. That are like ridiculously good. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Here's one of those ones. Yeah. I remember getting this one

a little while ago and being like, what is this stupid one? You weren't here last time. And who is this? I think the tape is called Next of Kin Horrorphonic. And I guess the group is called Beamhole

Enterprise. No? That's the name of the label. Because we played something on Beamhole last time. Oh, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so it's Next of Kin, Horrorphonic is the... So Next of Kin is the artist. Oh, and Horrorphonic is the name.

That's what I'm guessing. I would guess. No, you guys got it right. That's right. Next of Kin. No, that's it. I'm just... Yeah. Yes. That's what it is. That's what it is. This tape's right. Next of kin. No, that's it. I'm just, yeah.

Yes. That's what it is. That's what it is. This tape's awesome. Yeah? Yeah. What did you play, Dave, last time? I can't remember the name of what it was.

Me neither, but people with the internet can check on that. That was awesome. I like that a lot. I can't remember what side I like the best. Is it A or B? I think it's B. Rewind side B. Is this label...

It's one of those tapes that comes with the stupid... What do you call that? O-card. Paper O-card. Yeah, I hate these things. Is this label like a horror movie, B-movie based themed label? I don't know B-movie based themed label? I don't know. What is a beamhole anyway? A beamhole? That must be

something. A beamhole. A beamhole? A beamhole. Like where you get beamed up. Yeah, that's what I'm getting at. Is that a sci-fi thing? A beamhole? A beamhole? It sounds like it. A beamhole. The fucking label's called Beamhole Enterprise. I just like to hear you say it because you're not saying the H. Beamhole. Now you did. What was I saying before beamhole you were saying butt rum butt rum

last time we played all years with a z that was the last one you played on beamhole well when you google beamhole the label is like the first 10 things that comes up so maybe it's not something there's a lot of pages. 5,290 results. So there must be something else. Just one word? Beamhole. And you got 5,000 and some results?

Give me beamhole. Put it in my beamhole. I'll cross the border. You put it in my beamhole. I'm going to jump head to page 10 on Google and see what beamhole says. Some PDF file. I'm not going to do all this. on Google and see what beamhole says. Some PDF file. I'm not going to do all this. It comes up with all the

random bullshit stuff. Do that again, Dave. Do what again? Scroll with the mouse. No, we're not hearing that in the headphones. We're hearing it in real life. Do it now. Oh, you're right. You don't like this cover?

I like this cover of this weird alien tentacle on a high-heeled ship. I would just say that this wouldn't be my first choice when grabbing the tape. This is a fairly new label, isn't it? This is Beamhole number five. But they proved me wrong, is what I'm saying. Prove me wrong, children. Now, anything on Beamhole, I'm picking it up. You got me. Sold them. Sold them. wrong is what I'm saying. Now, anything on Beamhole, I'm picking it up.

You got me. Sold them. Raindrops. Alright, well let's play this tape. Wasn't it weird that he was in that movie? What? Philip Seymour Hoffman. Was in what movie? Along Came Polly. That was his character. Raindrops. He's like an accomplished actor.

Uh-huh. Who was? Who? Philip Seym? He's like an accomplished actor. Uh-huh. Was. Who? Philip Seymour Hoffman. Harold Ramis. Yeah. He's dead. Yeah.

So then he decided to play a bit role in a Ben Stiller comedy. Yeah. It's weird. It's weird. Well, you know,

he was in Twister. He was a wacky guy in that. That was one of his first roles, though, right? But he was wacky. He was wacky in Twister. I like a little wacky. Who's it, Bill Paxton in that movie? It's wacky in Twister.

The wacky Twister. It sounds like a bad carnival ride. The wacky Twister. I don't like carnival rides. I'll throw up. Seven tickets to get on that. Give me a break. They rob you blind these days.

Mike could never go on those rides. He wasn't tall enough. Actually, one time I tried to get on the zipper, and my brother and his friend held me up. But the guy noticed right away. He made me get off. I feel like the wacky twister is like, they took a horse off of a carousel

with the pole still in it, and painted a clown face on it and just stick it in the ground and they spin you. And one of the carnies just spins you. He's just smoking a cigarette. Get on the wacky twist. I think they take the carousel horse

and they put it in the middle of the Gravitron. So everyone's still on the Gravitron, but you have to hold on to the horse really tight. And it just says wacky twister written on it in Sharpie. All right, next of kin, Horrorphonic cassette on Beamhole Interpol. Hey, we had half a carousel, half a Gravitron.

What do you want us to do? What do you want us to do? We make a ride. How do you expect us to make any money? How do you expect me, a small West Virginian girl, to make any money without putting a carousel horse in the middle of the Gravitron?

I said no characters tonight. I'm out of butt rum. You know I got this paralysis. Pulse for us. You know about my pulse. All right, next again. Hi. You know,

I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us. You know, I just do things. You were a schemer. You had plans. And look where that got you. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

You know what I notice? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. Thank you. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the establishment. Everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos it's fear Thank you. next up kin not kin that's coming up that tastes that tastes good man yeah man Next of kin. Not kin.

That's coming up. That tapes good, man. Yeah, man. I enjoyed that. That was awesome. Some sounds. Some scratching and shit. Yup.

Some scratching and shit. Some drum and bass shit. Electro. They spell enterprise. Some electro. Or enterprise. Weird, right? Enterprise. Beamhole enterprise. They spell Enterprise. Put on some Electro. Or Enterprise. Weird, right? Enterprise. Beamhole Enterprise.

Next of kin. Horrorphonic cassette. Hmm. Must have a DL and O cards over there. You're talking still. You're talking. You want me to stop? Whose turn is it?

Your turn, Dave. My turn? Okay. Joby, what are you looking at on your phone there? Like some saucy pictures? No, it's just in my feed of a tattooer that I follow. So you just decided to take a saucy Some saucy pictures? No, it's just in my feed of a tattooer that I follow. She just decided to take a saucy pic.

Okay. All right, Dave. What do you got? I'm going to play this tape that came out on Hasu Mountain. Hasu Mountain, one of my favorites. Is it? It's a good one. That's one of your favorites? That's one of my favorites currently.

Current favorites. Yeah. I bought two Mike Sugarman tapes. They do a good job. I like people who do a good job. They do a good job. I forgot I bought two Mike Sugarman tapes that They do a good job. I like people who do a good job. They do a good job. I forgot I bought two Mike Sugarman tapes that are on Hasu Mountain. Two?

Oh, yeah. There was the solo one and the split. Yeah. But they're still in my case. I forgot. I just remembered now. Oh. Mugen series.

Side note. What are you playing, Dave? I'm going to play this William Summon tape. Joe, you're like leaving cassettes all around like a... Well, I didn't leave... Still, they're like a Johnny Appleseed. Like a tape version of Johnny Appleseed. This dude's from Chicago.

Chicago? Chicago. That was at Scottie Pippen's wedding. The sad city. You wish. I just love in that episode how he says, Chicago? I can't even do it, my Tracy Morgan.

You can't do it, yeah. What's the... The Windy City. Windy City. I've been really interested in... The Sappy City. Well, not recently, but a couple months ago. Chicago dogs, like the hot dog. Chicago-style hot dog. Do you know about those? No. Look it up, Mike. They got like a pickle

on them. Look it up. Sauerkraut. Look it up. Why are we looking up hot dogs? I don't know. Michael, look up some other stupid shit about fucking Tom Petty. But now I'd ask him to look up a hot dog thing. Yeah, it was for both of us. Chicago style hot dog.

Jerry, you're not making a very good case here. A Chicago style hot dog. Chicago dog. I was making them at home for a while. A Chicago red hot is an all-beef Frankfurter. But I was using veggie dogs. Well, I can't find a poppy seed bun. Huh.

Read the other things. Jesus Christ. People also search for Italian beef. I think a lemon poppy seed bun would be good. With a hot dog? Yeah. That might be pretty good. All right, what do you need?

Lemon would be good with the mustard. The hot dog is topped with yellow mustard, chopped white onions, bright green sweet pickle relish, a dill pickle spear, tomato slices or wedges, and a cigarette. Pickles. Sport peppers.

What are sport peppers? And a Lucy. I don't know what sport peppers are. Mint and toothpaste. You're not interested in my Chicago dog story. No, to be completely honest with you, I don't give a shit. They're good. Are they good?

It's got gum on it. Obviously, I didn't recreate it fully. A bag of Big League Chew. They put gum down the middle of the hot dog like cheese. But you know what? I wasn't putting the onions. I was putting sauerkraut because I thought it was sauerkraut, but now you said onions.

Kraut sounds good, though. Sauerkraut's great. Sauerkraut? I like the real stuff. Oh, the real stuff, yeah. Not the soggy shit. No, no, the stuff I make at home. Yeah, I make it at home, too. And a dash of celery salt. Oh, I like celery salt. Don't forget the celery salt because it really makes the relish pop. See, I like caraway seed in my sauerkraut.

I don't think I've tried that. It's good. Yeah? Gives it a nice rye flavor. Oh, alright. Yeah, I like caraway seed in my sauerkraut. I don't think I've tried that. It's good. Yeah? Gives it a nice rye flavor. Oh, all right. Yeah. You like rye? I like rye.

I like putting radishes in my sauerkraut. Oh, that sounds good, too. Whole. I tried apples once, and then they get... Oh, apples? Yeah, but they get, like, that bubbly, fizzy, like, fermented... Oh, all right. ...texture to them. Yeah, I don't know if I'd like that.

B, I'm surprised you eat sauerkraut. Why? It's lots of little white things. See, I make my sauerkraut with red cabbage. You don't do it with the white cabbage? Just white? No, it's gross. There's like no difference between white and red.

Are you serious? Red cabbage. Yeah, red cabbage is a little spicier. Maybe a little bit. Yeah. I'm backing off of this one. I put jalapenos in there, too. Oh, that'd be good.

That's pretty good. What tape are we playing? What are we doing? A hot dog? William Shatner. William Shatner. I could go for a hot dog right now. You guys want to go up to the bastion?

See if they got any Chicago-style dogs? You guys want to get some gas station meat? I could get some gas station meat. A while ago, I really wanted to get a hot dog right now? You guys want to go up down to the Bastion, see if they got any Chicago style dogs? You guys want to get some gas station meat? I'll go get some gas station meat. A while ago, I really wanted to get a hot dog. You told me.

I kind of thought about getting a hot dog. Like, I'm going to get a fucking hot dog and I'm going to eat it. Yeah. But then,

like, I couldn't figure out where to get, like, a real hot dog besides, like, 7-Eleven

or Wawa. And those aren't, like, real hot dogs. Yeah, like, where do I get a real hot dog besides 7-Eleven or Wawa. Those aren't real hot dogs. Nathan's. The hot dogs stand on Route 13. Joby, you're rattling all around over there. Oh, I forgot about that hot dog place. There are signs of giant hot dogs. What's that place called?

I don't know where that is. There's a deer head on Maryland Avenue. On Route 42. That's far from where I was. Good thing you have the newest iPhone. I just got this. I didn't have Siri before. Did you have anything?

What's the place on Route 13 called? It's called the Dog Pound, right? The Dog House. You're going to go there and get a hot dog? I might get a footlong. Are you rubbing yourself as you're saying scratch my leg put your hand up on the table both hands on the table all right play the tapes i don't even know what we're playing mike sugarman hot dogs what's going on hot dog cart

joe b don't forget curry on curry on never don't tell anyone about that dave i won't all right what are we playing you You're playing it, Dave. Is it my turn? Okay. Jesus Christ. Curryon's my food truck. We went off on such a tangent that I forgot whose turn it was. We're playing this William Selman tape. Let's all take a quick breather. Hold on. I told Stacey about Curryon. I said,

I've got the name for the food truck. Dave got the name for the food truck. Curryon. And she said, I don't get it. She says it for everything. Anytime anyone says it, she says, I don't get it. Whatever. It's witty.

It's very good. What do you got? William Selman on House 2 Mountain. Let me say it. Chicago style guy. You guys ever have a Chicago style hot dog? You put on some sweet relish, some gum. I like that there's a whole pickle on it.

This is... Well, not a whole pickle. It's a pickle spear. I don't want to get back into it. This J card is green. Green is a pickle. No, this is tight. You read fried pickles?

This label. What? No, we'll talk about that later. Did you guys notice that the colors of that tape are colors of condiments for hot dogs? Relish. You got your green, your red. Ketchup guy on the spot. What's the white?

Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise, dummy. All right, you know what? I don't think we can pull ourselves together to talk about this tape. Let's just play it. All right. All right. together to talk about this tape. Let's just play it. Alright. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. William Selman, Hot Dog Truck. Hot Dog Truck?

No. I don't think we said the name of the tape. Mike, it's on that. You've got the case over there. Here it comes. Coming at you. Nailed it. It's called Equatorial Night.

This is a jammer. I actually don't have a cassette deck in my car, so I downloaded it so I could listen to it in my car. Download. Quit all the downloading. Stop all the downloading. You're ruining music, Dave. It does.

What would our forefathers say? Probably something. Get off my butt room. Alright, my turn. You want to get twisted in here? You want to turn things up a notch? Twisted? Like the Insane Clown Posse?

No, like when teens get twisted. Do teens get twisted? Constantly. I don't think that happens in this day and age. Since the 50s. Alright, new Food Man tape. Since the 50s. Try to hang out. No, they used to bop in the 50s. All right, new Food Man tape. They get turnt now, right?

New Food Man tape. What's that on? You'll be percled up. Perked up. Did I do that? Did you just say you furcled up? Perked up. Like a percolator. New Food Man tape called Drum Desu on nominal loom.

Just came out, I believe, maybe this week or last week. Very, very recently. Check out the artwork on this. I love this artwork. Let me see. What's up there? What's in that mountain? I don't know. What's inside that mountain, Dave? A safe place.

It's like the land of the lost. That's where they live. What's with the land of the lost? Somebody's working on a Photoshop gradient on a really big screen. That looks good to me. Hey, man, don't knock the gradient. What was it knocking? Don't knock your standard effects on Photoshop.

What do you mean, what was the deal with the land of the lost? They were on a... No, what was the deal with the cave? Why couldn't things go in the cave? No, it's just a good fortified location. Okay, it wasn't like... What were the bad guys called? The Sleaze-Sacks.

Okay. It's not like they couldn't go in the cave. They just didn't. Yeah, you want entrance into the cave. It's easily defended. I feel like you would want a second entrance in a nice hiding spot. No, you want an exit.

That's what I'm talking about. Not a second entrance. You can't come in that way. All right, knock it off. You know exactly what I fucking mean. Alright, anyway. That gradient is tight. In the cave.

I like the sky gradient. You guys are missing that one. Double gradient on this. You pay for the tape, you get two gradients free. You know who used to kill the gradient? They're expensive, too. What was that label called? Who's the Expo 70 dude's label? Justin Wright. Justin Wright's label.

What's it called? Jesus Christ. Something about meditation. Sonic Meditation. That guy killed the gradient. Killed the gradient? Like he ruined it? I think that guy was sponsored by Gradient.

Like they would just send him free gradients in the email. They would just show up He's like it just got blue to red today Red to pink Go and throw a guitar in space And put that on there I'm not being in fun of it He's in jail now though

He put them all on the touring sites He got arrested Now everyone's using it He was bootlegging Gradients Somebody try one It like faded really quick This ain't real You think he was... Now everyone's using it. He was bootlegging Gradients. So my try one, it like faded really quick. This ain't real. I'm not knocking it, by the way. I think his artwork looks awesome.

No, it's awesome. It's super tight. Yeah, like I said, new Food Man tape. Just came out. There's a bunch of short tracks on here. One minute jammers, two minute jammers. What the fuck is so funny about that?

I don't know why that was funny. I wasn't laughing at that. I was just trying to think of a funny like Torner name that Justin Wright might have. You know how they always have like, always real, no fakes.

Happy New Year, fuckers. I love when you download Torrents and it comes with like, it's like, I don't download Torrents who downloads torrents it's like all I need is like episode 5 of true detective I don't need the

two word files with it it's like I'll blow torrent skull and there's like check out my other torrents there's like the picture of the skull with all like the slashes and dashes and stuff and it's like

pissing on a Ford sign or something stupid. It's always pissing on something. Fuck the posers! Fuck the posers! With the caps and the lowercase are all going back and forth. Food Man. That's a tape that we're going to play, right? Yeah. What day is it?

Saturday. Pizza Place delivers until 12. You fucking pizza boy. You are a pizza boy. Should I call it? I'm not eating grottos. Definitely call it

while I'm leaving. I'm never eating it again. It's disgusting. Fries? No, especially not fries. With the cheese? That bucket of fries was the only time

I wasn't able to finish fries. They're disgusting. What about the cheese sauce? That's even worse. Cheese whiz, Joe? Cheese whiz is fucking disgusting. It's disgusting. What about the cheese sauce? That's even worse. Cheese whiz, Joe? Cheese whiz is fucking disgusting. It's disgusting, except on Saturdays when we do the podcast. It's never good.

Large pizza, small fry, good delivered. There we go. Speaking of food, Food Man tape. What are you doing? I accidentally started to fax them. I don't want to fax them though. Who still fax them?

Lots of food. Do people fax them their order? Businesses. How do you know it went through? You call afterwards. Did you get my fax? They should do fax mailers where you get, it's a picture of a pizza and you draw the toppings that you want on it.

Send it in. I think you missed the mark on that one by like 15 years. What? They do colored faxes now, so now you can tell. They do colored faxes now? Yeah, now you can tell the difference

between pepperoni and sausage. You just do it brown or red. Wait, what did your sausages look like before? Well, if you get it from a real Italian pizzeria, they're cut from a sausage in a... Touché. They're circled. Yeah.

Touché. You got me. Food man. Drum desk. No one on hominal loom. Let's do something on the B-side. Four cuts, five cuts. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. so I don't know. Thank you. I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm out. Bye. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. Outro Music self-healing boohooed man yeah that shit was crazy crushed it man that tape is so fucking good that flute man everything about that last track

all those tracks were good but that last one I guess all that slap bass yeah a very tiny slap bass. I'm going to start a Kickstarter. We can all lose our virginity to that. Another Kickstarter.

You've got a couple of them going on. A couple of them going on. What's happening here? What's going on? Oh, my God. That shit's tight. Food Man. New one on nominal loom.

You can still grip it if you're so inclined. Whose turn is it? It's my turn, right? Jopie's turn. Pizza Boy. What do you got, Pizza Boy? Pizza Boy it? It's my turn, right? Joe B's turn. Pizza boy. What do you got, pizza boy? Pizza boy. What do you got, pizza boy?

I'm going to do a mailbag tape, but... Someone tell me what a pizza boy is. We've been called pizza boy by two different people. I thought you knew. I thought you knew. What is it? I thought it was like... Someone who delivers pizza.

It's like a young male. No, I... Delivers pizza. A pizza boy. The pizza boy's here. Like a paper boy. What do you got? It's not it. I'm going to look up pizza boy urban here. Like a paper boy. What do you got? It's not it.

I'm going to look up pizza boy urban dictionary. Oh, what? It's a slang term? A pizza boy is generally the outcast of the group. What? We're all outcasts? Dude, you are a pizza boy. Wow, that is mean.

No, it's someone whose face is covered in zits. Well, that's one of them. That's one of them. That's Mike. My face isn't covered in zits. I know. You had some bad chicken pox. Onlookers wonder what said person is doing interacting with a group of people who are

obviously cooler than the pizza boy and conclude that the only possible explanation is that person must be delivering a pizza. All right. That's pretty good. So we're not cool. No, I don't think we're cool. Oh, fuck, man. It's weird that we wouldn't be cool because it's pretty good. So we're not cool. No, I don't think we're cool. It's weird that we wouldn't be cool because it's Saturday night. We're all sitting around inside

together. Just ordered a pizza. It's also another word for an Italian. Oh, there we go. Or a drug dealer. Ass on a slow night. What? I don't know what that means. This is too much stuff. What do you got

let's go right out the mail bag cold listen should I do that I forgot I brought other tapes so you think it might go into your personal stash that's an option as well what do you got

fumbling around in there. No, let's cold listen this one, and then I'll play another tape. You want to do that? Yeah. Just because I really like the cover. I know you don't like it. I didn't say I didn't like it. You asked me if I listened to it.

I said, I can't believe you didn't like this cover, and you said, I don't like it. No, you said, I can't believe you didn't listen to this right away. This cover's amazing. And I was like, it's all right. I think you said you didn't like it. What do you think about this cover, Dave? Stop scratching your neck, Dave. was like it's alright I think you said you didn't like it really good what do you think about this cover stop scratching your neck me Dave I like it I like the tape title career direction yeah I like that name this is secret face secret face it looks like the artwork for like it looks like the

splash screen for a PSA called career direction I was gonna say it looks like the instruction manual for like an old Atari game. Yeah, yeah. And this is on Radical Dreamers. I like mine better, but whatever. Radical Dreamers 2. This is a new label, I guess. Number 2, huh?

Yeah. What if they sent us number 1? Let's see what this is all about. It's Radical Dreamers Group 2014. Build your knowledge for choosing career and industry direction. That's good. I really like this one. Hold on, wait, wait, wait.

The other side says something else. Become equipped to market yourself to the maximum your talents allow. You know what? This artwork is really good. Now that I have my hands on it, and it's got all these... Yeah, this is nice. I'm not even going to try to describe it, but it looks tight. Oh, wow.

And the labels are really nice, too. And they go, this is a nice little package. They did a good job. They did a good job. They did a great job. You know what, everybody? You've all been doing a good job. Order yourself a pizza, everybody.

You've been doing a good job. Dave just suddenly grabbed his pocket. I'm going to order myself a pizza. Oh, are you getting a special one? From where? Galluccio's? I'm playing there on Friday night. Joe, have you been using my computer?

No. That's the opening line to my new graphic novel. What? Glucios? Dave suddenly grabbed his pocket. Something's in my sock. Dave suddenly grabbed his pocket. Something's in my sock, he exclaimed. Alright. Secret Face Career Direction Cassette on

that's small. I need new glasses. Radical Dreamers. Joe, you just flew some toe jam at me. Don't take off the foot with the sock, Joe. Jesus Christ. I don't know. Let's jump into this. Does anyone even know what this sounds like?

No. Nope. If it's not good, we're just gonna... We're gonna fucking get pissed. Like drunk? Piss drunk. We're going to get right pissed. Secret face. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Secret Face. Secret Face. Secret Face. Oh, that's me.

Career direction. Your Secret Face? It's me. Me! That was really fucking tight and not at all what I expected. No, it's not what I expected it to sound like. I expected... What did you expect?

Synthesizers. To explain the cover a little bit. Okay. I expected synthesizers. We already explained the cover. Everything is mostly white. The shell's white. Most of the label's white. Most of the J-card's white. It's a secret face with

vertical lines going down. Real thin, like your TV's going out. Then there's the rainbow strips going down here. On the front, you got the little rainbow. On the spine, you got a little rainbow. On the spine, you got a little rainbow. On the back, you got a little rainbow. For some reason, I get a military game vibe from it, too.

You know what? I'm with you there. You'd be flying a plane, like an Air Force. I'm not sure why, but I'm with you. Yeah. Yeah. But that was awesome. I liked that.

I enjoyed that. Uh-huh. Can't wait to listen to the rest. They did a good job making it. Good job. They did a good job choosing to play it. Oh, thanks, Mike. I think I did a pretty good job listening to. Good job. Good job choosing to play it. Oh, thanks, Mike. I think I did a pretty

good job listening to it, guys. Yeah, you know... Oh, come on. Give me a break. I did a good job listening to it. Come on, fellas. You did an alright job. I did a good job listening to it. I've seen better listening. I've seen better listening. Whatever. I listen so good. You do listen good.

Well, why don't you... Let's listen to you pick one. What do you want? I'm gonna play. You played this.. Well, why don't you, let's listen to you pick one. What do you want? I'm going to play. You played this? No. Play this one. Play that one? I'll play that one a little bit later.

Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. I think right now I'm going to play this. It's not the time for that one, Joe. I'm going to play this. I thought we were almost done. This beaut.

What do you got there? What is that? See, that's another example of one. It better be good. That's hand-painted, Joe. Is this a Lance Morris set tape or something? That is foot-painted. Look at that. Might be.

Wait, is that like, is the J-card like an old tape J-card? That they painted over top of, yes. I can't even get this out. Oh, look, it's all stuck to the Norelco, the paint is. They didn't even paint over the entire thing you see the inside of the j card who is this what's the original tape it was i couldn't make it out it's kind of painted over the spine a little too much they didn't paint over mindy mccready they didn't look at most of the original j card is still visible it's mindy mccready one of the liner notes what's that like a

centerfold hold on i want to i want to go through all mindy mccready songs here i want to see if she wrote any of them nope i want steven dale i want to point out bobby whiteside kim trimble kyle fleming tim. Well, that's not her tape at all. She didn't write any of these songs, not even one. But we would never find out anyway, because the tape itself is a Reba McEntire tape. What? It's not even the tape that goes with that cover.

She writes her own songs. She's like Taylor Swift. Oh my goodness, this is the worst fucking looking tape. Who is this? Hold on, let's not get there yet. The tape is like an old Reba Mc fucking looking tape. Who is this? Hold on. Let's not get there yet. The tape is like an old Reba McEntire tape. And you would say maybe they painted over it, but they didn't.

It's just smeared a little bit. Like it was like I'm almost out of paint. He just snatched it from me. I tried to touch it and he took it from me. Now the one side has like, you still see the tooth from side two. So you know. So you know. Because that's important information. There's a little bit of pink rubbed on here. It's know. So you know, because that's important information.

There's a little bit of pink rubbed on here. It's called guitar tape. And the other side has more pink, and then like... What does that say in red Sharpie on top of the pink paint? On the cassette shelf? Let me see. This is... What? This is so bad.

Does it say LG? Oh, it says Winter 2014. Oh, okay, because I want to know what it came out. Lane Garrett is whose tape this is. Yeah, so it, it says Winter 2014. Oh, okay, because I want to know what it came out. Well, it's Lane Garrett is whose tape this is. Yeah, so it says LG Guitar Winter 2014. Lane Garrett sounds like a guy who would hang out with Frasier. The tape's just called Guitar Tape. Guitar Tape.

Cheers. Guitar Tape Winter 2014. Guitar Tape Winter 2014. That's the full title. Joby, what do you think the guitar's going to sound like? Is it going to be noodling? I don't know. Take a guess.

The pizza's here. All right. We'll go get that pizza and we'll start this tape. Lane Garrett. Guitar tape. Here it is. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get the.. Thank you. so

uh Thank you. Who was I thinking of? That wasn't very good. I did my impression. Ben Garrett. Are we back? Yes, we're back. Lane Garrett, Guitar Tape 2014. That's not what I thought it was going to sound like.

I enjoyed that. I thought you said Ben Garrett. It sounded like a bunch of chickens running over a wire. Anybody can mix that. No, it's not good. Question of Truth is the name of the label that put that out. All one word. That put that out.

Easy, Joey. Easy. That's a good tape. It's tight. I like the Reba McIntyre tape myself. No, that was good. I like that. Tight, tight, tight, tight.

If you told me, I have a cassette by an artist named Lane Garrett, it's his guitar tape, I wouldn't expect you to hand me that. So that makes me happy. I like that. Yeah, you expect like a clean-shaven fellow with maybe like a well-groomed blonde ponytail with the hair hanging down in the front just a little bit, and he's got like a baggy sweater on and like a hemp necklace.

And one of those guitars with the metal, it's like an acoustic guitar with the metal disc right here. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Got that clangy metal sound. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Got that clangy metal sound. You mean like a steel?

Yeah. Like a steel guitar? Yeah, one of those. Lane Garrett. Lane Garrett. It's my turn. Your turn. All right, I'm going to play Bromptreb cassette.

Abuse, Abandon, Abroad. Let me look that right up. Sorry. Tape on, yay, plastics. That, I believe, is his label. Dave. They smell good. I could have one without getting sick, right?

There you go. I gave up Grotto's. Just saying. Oh, that one's soggy. Get that one. Oh, God. It looks like Mike's wiener. That one's dangling in. Oh, that one's soggy. Get that one. Oh, God. It looks like Mike's wiener. That one's dangling in the wind.

Look at that soggy fry. You wish that looked like my wiener, Dave. The guy who does this project, his name is Mike. I really wish that your wiener looked like a soggy french fry, Mike. Never mind. You just burned yourself. But Bromptreb, dude did a tour like, I guess, two or three months ago or something like that. And released three tapes, three solo tapes on his own label.

On tour? For the tour. You know, before he went. Oh, not while he was on tour. Not while he was on tour. Oh, okay. Like, released him for a tour to bring on tour. Oh, tour tapes.

And, um... I don't even know why I'm getting burned right now like this I don't even know if that was Because you're a dummy Because you're a dummy That wasn't even really meant to be a burn on you Yeah Stop being so sensitive

Anyway I like the toilet on the cover Yeah, there's a nice It's a nice little bathroom there on the cover I kind of wish the painting Some art A little bit of art Nice hang up some art

I like his nose You know what I You know what would be nice is if there was a tape if we were younger and we didn't or if we were older and we didn't have to wait so long

I wish the bathroom was on the inside and when you opened it up on the little flap the toilet was there oh I see yeah maybe a guy peeing

now you're thinking maybe some who knows maybe someone's peeing you should have been the art director maybe it has his phone number. I don't know.

What is that artwork on this bathroom wall? We already talked about it. Moving on. Moving on, Dave. I don't know, but I like it. You talked about it, but I didn't see it. So what do you have to say about it? What do I have to say about it?

What could you possibly say about it? I don't know. Good one. That one looks like my penis. That fry looks like my penis. Jesus Christ. Oh, look at all that grease that just like... I fit the whole thing in my mouth.

This dude made like a video. What was his tour called? It had a name. I wish I could remember. The Warped Tour. The Warped Tour. He went on the warp tour and uh trap going on the warp him mighty mighty ballstones real big fish no doubt no doubt

sieve um deep blue something i don't know who that is breakfast at tiffany's he made a hit mike just google hit of the century, Breakfast at Tiffany's. Just Google. Where the fuck have you been? Under a rock? Just Google Brom Trev Tour video and watch it. It's pretty good. So I'm going to play this.

Set that one up good. I can't tell if you guys are really going heavy on me right now. No, no, no, not at all. You know what? I like it better when me right now. No, no, no, not at all. You know what? I like it better when Ian's here. Ian, come back. Maybe I'll get a nice me, Ian, John Pyle situation going one episode. Joe, he goes right for the nuts, doesn't he?

He does. I want all of us here one time, five way. Where are we all going to sit? Where are we going to sit? We'll have to do it live from a bar or something. Live from Wilmington, Delaware. It's the Tabs Out 50th episode

Spectacular. Starring all five of them. It's like in a car wash lobby. Yeah. I have some special guests. Ooh, get a shrimp platter. I'd love to get a shrimp platter. Can we get shrimp platter next time?

Call up Grotto and see if they have seafood. Ugh. You don't like shrimp? I like the little ones. Saturday seafood special at midnight. Oh, yeah. That one, that's not good. Get the pan-seared salmon that's been sitting under a warm light for like...

We're really close to water. Well, it's kind of water. All right. Brom Treb from the cassette Abuse, Abandon, Abort on Yay Plastics 2014. Here we are.

... ... ... ... ... ... Thank you. Bye-bye. Voila. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bromptreb. Bromptreb. Those tunes are wacky.

They're a cutie with a booty I enjoy them He's got a band camp Search for that Find that I like band camps You know what I like about band camp I like that Everyone does a good job on it

I like when people Give yourselves a nice round of applause Band camp Band camp's here Hey everybody Band camp's here. Hey, everybody. Bandcamp's here. All right. Joe B., what do you got?

All right. I got this tape. All right. I dropped it. Dave, can you get that? I can't. Come on, pizza boy. Pick it up.

Yeah, you got it. You're close. You're a pizza boy. You're a pizza boy. You're the one eating pizza. You're eating pizza. Nostalevo Little Flemmy What tape you got on Nostalevo

I have one It's blank Oh did you ever get your Rewind that side A I know I say that every time Who is this How do you think you say that? C-R-A-O-W.

Crow. Crow. Crow? Crow. Crow. Crayow. Just say it quickly. No one's listening.

Crayow. I guess it's called C-Bank. What tape do you have that's blank, Dave? I can't remember. So what, do you want them just to send you the entire... The entire catalog until you figure it out? Yeah, send me everything you have. You fucked up.

You fucked up. Send me all of it. Did you contact them? Yeah, probably. Whatever. I don't really care, to be honest. This is a project that I'd never heard before. I just bought it when...

I think... Who's the dude that does it? He was playing with Hivemind. Chris. Chris something. Chris Crust, but another Chris Crust. He was trying to help out the little guy. Mm-hmm. Just trying to help him out. When he was playing with Hivemind, speaking of not getting your

cassettes. Ah! Holy but a goodie. Edit out the silence between my saying that and us getting it. I think it's really funny that it all took us a second, but we all got it. It even took me a second.

At the exact same time after it took us a second. After I said it, I was like, what? Oh, yeah. No, he's up to his whole tricks. I'm still waiting on some stuff. All right, what are we playing? Prowl. Seabank. I'm still waiting on some stuff. All right. What are we playing? Something on the Nostalobo? Bra. Bra.

Bra. Bra. Seabank. Bra. It's an old cartoon. It's an old cartoon mobster's project. Bra. Bra.

I like the Nostalobo. I like the real. What they got going on? I like the black and white. I feel like it's off-white, but is it white? It's off-white, but Jesus Christ. I feel like that's eggshell. No, I'm not trying to split hairs. I'm just trying to white greenness to it. I feel like it's off-white, but is it white? It's off-white, but Jesus Christ, that's not split hairs over this. No, I'm not trying to split hairs. I'm just trying to have a conversation about it.

That's off-white. A Tuscan cream. A Tuscan cream. I would say it's like an eggshell. Dan's getting sleepy. A matte eggshell white. I always enjoy the labels on his tapes, too, because they're all white labels on white tapes.

And the prints, the black print is just a tiny little detail on there. Do we know who Crown is? No. He's just trying to save on ink. Yeah. He doesn't have the out-of-body deal. That guy, he YOLOs his ink. What's the name?

Where does he get his ink from? Where my uncle works? What's up? Uncle Jim's discount ink and pour's the name? Where does he get his ink from? Where my uncle works? What's up? Uncle Jim's Discount Ink and Pornium or something like that? All right, let's play something off this Crowns tape on Nostalobo. Best ink in town. I believe the tape's called Seabank. I like how it says release on Nostalobo on the inside.

Yeah, I got it. I know. All right, here we go. I'm sorry. The End Thank you. so Thank you. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure Thank you. I'm sorry. so I'm going to go to do this again. We make a good soft pretzel. Cre-ow. Cre-ow. Cre-ow. Seabank cassette. It's a project by a dude named Sean Halpin.

I don't like that I'm the only one that says it different. Everybody do it their own way. Cre-ow. Cre-ow. Let's all do it like Dave. No, I want everybody to do it their own way. It was an Oscar number 25. It came out in 2012.

Really? And they did a second edition in 2013. That's what you have, JV. On the inside of the J card, it says backwards. Second edition. Sloppy seconds. I'll take sloppy seconds over nothing. Dave, what do you got?

Just move on. I'm acting like you didn't even say it. Play this collaboration. What? I don't need a drink. It's you didn't even say it. Play this collaboration. What? I want to eat a drink. That's the last time you get pizza. That's what did it. Joe gets wild meat when he gets to eat pizza. That wasn't the drink I wanted.

Why do you keep saying wild meat? I'm getting wild meat tonight, boys. What do you got? He's trying to bring a new saying into the group, too. We're not saying wild meat. Come on. He's really pushing it. Let's just say wild meat. like when you get the tingles.

You get the wild meat. That's when he gets a boner. No, it hasn't. You're getting really sexual and boner. No, that's when you specifically get a boner. That's what you call it. Your wild meat? Wild meat's flaring up. Grow up. Sizzling. Grow up, okay?

He won't get out of bed until he goes away. I can't get out of bed. Woke up. Grow up. Sizzling. Grow up, okay? He won't get out of bed until he goes away. I can't get out of bed. Woke up with wild meat. Why are you still in bed, Mike? Can't come in today, boss. I got wild meat. I got wild meat. He's not happy about it.

He's not happy at all. Go play your tape, Dave. Mike's getting mad. Mike, if your wild meat's flaring up, just squeeze your calf muscles really hard. It'll go down. That's not a bad idea. Alright, I'm going to play this collaboration between Maurizio

Bianchi and Roadside Picnic. Came out on Los Discos in Fantasmace. I like this label. Yeah. I like this whole batch that they... Oh, don't drop that thing. Oh, a download code. A little download code.

I found... A piece of paper. I found so many download codes underneath my couch the other day. This is like a business card. Like 40 of them. 40 download codes? I don't want the download code. I'm like, give them to me.

Fill up that MP3 player. Yeah. Fill up that J-Pod. All right, so... Don't want to hear no more jokes, Mike. We just want to talk about the tape now. Oh, what's that? A little die-cut cover?

Yeah. They're all like that, Joby. Where you been? If you show up to these podcasts, you'd find out about it. I'm just like bulk of the series, dude. Look at this, Joe. Now I'm the cover, Joe.

Now I'm the cover. Listeners at home, there dude. Look at this, Joe. Now I'm the cover, Joe. Now I'm the cover. Listeners at home, there's a die cut, and Dave's looking through it like a window. Dave. No, he's the cover. You can do all kinds of things. Let me try. Let me try. What about me doing it?

Now I'm looking through it. Mike, I see you. Joe, you do it. All right. I didn't do it right. You did it wrong. Oh, wait. you. Joe, you do it. All right. I didn't do it right. You did it wrong. Oh, wait. What?

No, it's not working for him. I don't like it. Joe, your face disappears every time you put it. What? I can see the wall. I'm surprised you can do it. Or you're trying to do the thumbs over your eyes thing. The thing.

Play the tape. Jibby can't do anything. I like the glossy stock. I was just going to say I like the glossy stock. I couldn't tell if it's because I had so much french fry grease on my fingers. But that's a glossy ass stock. Glossy ass stock. You got a glossy ass shell sticker too.

It's nice. I think we talked about that already last time. I'll find myself with it. Damn, that is nice. Beautiful presentation. They did a good job. They did a good job. They did a good job. Give yourselves a hand.

I'm so proud of everyone lately. I mean, maybe it's, you know... Mike, can I ask a question? What are these things over here? They help keep themselves organized. They're pipe cleaners. Oh, they're pipe cleaners. Oh, okay.

What are those for? For his drugs. Oh. I thought those were the are those for? For his drugs. Oh. I thought those were the tie things where you put the thing. Zip ties. No, those aren't zip ties. What do you have all these pipe cleaners for? For his drug pipes.

Really? You bought like a pack. You probably ordered them on Amazon too for really cheap. Look at me. I know why you bought these Rub up it Just a tactile sensation Got it on

I feel like episode number 46 of Tabs Out Has been heavily Criticizing me Fuck with the bull I don't understand when I fucked with the bull That's what happens when you get on the air with me and Joe You guys are a whack pack It's like a zoo in here horns. I don't understand when I fucked with the bull. Who's the bull? That's what happens when you get on the air with me and Joe. You guys are a whack pack. It's like a zoo in here. It's like a zoo

but with people acting like animals instead of animals. Are zoos hot? Are they like hot? Temperature-wise. In the monkey house. Spicy? Spicy hot? Are zoos spicy hot? You guys heard it. Let's just play this fucking tape. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. so oh Thank you. Thank you. oh

oh Thank you. Maurizio Bianchi and Roadside Picnic. And Darth Vader, I think, was on there. Yeah. That was tight. Smoking bongs. Smoking bongs on the tape. The Mind is an Ancient Capital

is the name of that one. I like that name. Dave likes it. Dave likes it. Joe? I like it. Mike? It's a three-way.

I like it. You like it too? You know I like it. You know I like it, boys. Everybody likes it. We all like it. I took them off when my ears air out.

Your ears air out? Yeah. Yeah. When it gets summertime in here, it's going to be brutal. You sound like a three-year- I can tell. When it gets summertime in here, it's going to be brutal. You sound like a three-year-old, Dave. When it gets summertime in here. Mom.

Mom. When's it going to get summertime in here? Mike, we've been ragging on you all night. Yeah, I know. Don't flip it. There's one tape left, and I was trying to flip it. All right. You're tall.

You're stupid. And then Dave. I don't like Dave. Something stupid about Dave. All right, boys. You want to finish this. Something stupid about Dave. Alright, boys. You want to finish this one up? Yeah, let's do it. Episode number 46.

Thanks to Dewey. Dewey. What was Dewey's last name? He just said Dewey. Mahood, I think. Dewey Mahood. Plankton White. That's not.

It is. It is. It's Dewey Mahood. Dewey Mahood. He must have gotten made fun of a lot. Yeah, probably. Or is it Mayhood? Either way. You say Dewey Mahud. Dewey Mahud. He must have gotten made fun of a lot. Yeah, probably. Or is it Mayhood? Either way.

You say Mayhood no matter what. You say it no matter what? Yeah. If your name's Dewey Mahud, you just say it's Mayhood. Oh, don't we? Yeah. Mayhood. Yeah.

You don't like that word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mahud's... You guys think Mahud's worse? Yeah, Mahud's definitely worse. Okay. I won't... All right.

Mahud's worse. Yeah, my hood's definitely worse. Okay. All right. My hood's worse. Yeah, it's worse. Okay. I'm going to go out here. Let me grab it. What do you got? Is it that wooden block one? What's that one?

Oh, here it is. Yeah. That's a stupid one. This is crazy. You don't like this? I like this. You like that. Yeah.

I like this. Where do you put it? Over there. I got a whole new system. It is B-hole. Okay. Where? Right there. Yeah. Right where you. It is B-hole. Okay. Where? Right there.

Yeah, right where you're pointing. Right on that shelf. Okay. That's where you put all the odd-sized stuff? On that shelf are two tapes in the cardboard mailers in that little section, and then tapes and cases. So your system is...

Let me explain. Just that one goes there. The other ones in weird cases go somewhere else? I got a system. Okay. I'm redoing the system, so get off my back. Oh. So this is a split between...

Fuck, now I can't remember. Oh, Pine Smoke Lodge and either... Sun Hilo? Sun Hilo. Sun Hilo. It's S-U-N-H-I-I-L-O. Oh. I think it's...

I want to go with Hilo. I want to say. Tape that came out this year, earlier this year on Existential Cloth Recordings. It's the tape itself. The shell is a half white, half clear. Oh, I like those. Yeah.

And then it's tied with some twine. Do you think they did that on the block, that wood block themselves? Yes. That looks amateur. There's a wood block. There's a pencil line on it. Is there? Where?

I didn't mean that in a bad way. I meant like it was home done. Well, it's a stupid block of wood taped to a tape. Put it in a case. It's a block of wood, two holes drilled through it, and then some carvings on it. What's that, oak? It's a knotty pine.

Put a stain on that. That would look nice. Bring up that grain. I might stain this. Mike's wiener is a knotty pine. Dave, come up with some material that has nothing to do with buttholes or wieners. So you're telling Dave to not be funny. Stop being hilarious.

Sun Hilo is a project by Valerie Magason. This was recorded in Finland. Finland? The Finns. It's beautiful there this time of year. Home of the rising sun. That's right. What?

No, I made that up. Sun comes up in Finland first? In Finland first. I got this cued to... Finland means first land. The second track. I think it might mean end. It might be last land, actually.

Caught in exploration. Play that in the track after I call it Awakening. Two, like, about three minute tracks. Ended on that. Does anyone else have any stupid shit they want to say before we end this? Tainted with the blood of Laplanders. You're basically a Finn. What did you say, Dave? We're all listening.

Deep thoughts by Dave. He's got nothing. I'm giving you a hard glance. No, you should edit something in later in that pause. I should. Okay, episode number 46. Sun and low. From the split with Pines. The consonants and vowels from previous episodes. Can you make a Dave speech synthesizer?

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