Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #48 | 6.15.14

Episode Date: June 15, 2014

Many Mansions, Hollowfonts, Yves Malone, Pete Fosco, Infinite Body, Les Halles, Demonstration Synthesis, Ben Varian, Beem, Banana Pill, August Traeger, Paper Armies, Quidditas, HRRR....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, this is the Condomin' Cake,. And you are listening to Tabs Out. Of course. And you are listening to... And you are listening to... And you are listening to... And you are listening to... And you are listening to... And you are listening to...
Starting point is 00:00:36 And you are listening to... And you are listening to... And you are listening to... You call that music? That's not music. That's just a bunch of banging on stuff. Banging on pots and pans. Banging on pots and pans. You're ruining the good cookware.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Tabs out. Episode number 48. Holy shit. I like how Dave says holy shit after every episode. Does he? He's like, episode at Habs Out, because that podcast, episode number 43. 43. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Mike, listen. I never understood why. I thank the Lord every day I wake up. Remember when Dave used to give little factoids about the number? He did that like a couple times. Yeah, you know, it wore itself out a little bit. Well, it started off really good. It was like Tabs Out, episode number 34.
Starting point is 00:01:29 And he was like, oh, 34. Did you know that there are 34 feet of whatever it is? Something interesting. But then when it got to like 40, he was like, oh, it's Emmett Smith's number. It really dropped off. Yeah. I got tired of it. I don't like doing it
Starting point is 00:01:45 Well you know I got the Joe B. Syndrome on that one Got really into something for a short period of time And then I got sick of it And then immediately dropped off Like Wile E. Coyote He realized there was no ground underneath of him Just disappeared
Starting point is 00:01:58 I like a lot of different things Good for you Joe That's awesome Name 20 How many things do you like? Would you say between, would it be double digits or triple digits of things you like? Things I like? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Triple digits. Easily? Triple digits. Oh, shit. Oh, wow. Like 100. Oh, shit. I don't even know about 100 things.
Starting point is 00:02:19 But I'm still a young man. I have a lot of traveling and living to do. I feel like next week it might drop down, though. I don't dislike that. young man. I have a lot of traveling and living to do. I feel like next week they might drop down though. Every once in a while it dips into the low 90s. And then all of a sudden he's like, oh, you see that new Larry David thing that's coming out on YouTube?
Starting point is 00:02:35 And all of a sudden, boing. I like that. 103. I like that. Really into it. There's eight episodes that shot me back up to the hundreds. Oh boy, how are you guys doing tonight? We have a refined palate. Pretty good. What did you cook some fish earlier today, Dave? What was that?
Starting point is 00:02:49 Oh, yeah. Seabass. It was seabass, huh? Yeah. Did you catch it? No, I didn't catch it. Where did you get it? They got away, huh?
Starting point is 00:02:56 Some person at my work gave it to me. What? Did they catch it? Yeah. They were just like... Sounds like a fisherman. Dave, you want fish? You want some fish, Dave?
Starting point is 00:03:05 I got some fish in my car. Yeah. Just gave me a black trash bag with like 30 pounds of fish in it. Leaking at the bottom. No, they weren't frozen. They were kept good. They were already gutted and everything. They were clean.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Well, you just threw some lemons in their gullet and then you just cooked it right up. Cooked it whole. Yeah. Huh. And then what, you had to clean it? How do you do... I don't know how to do that. No, it's already clean.
Starting point is 00:03:24 You clean it out, but then depending like, depending on the fish, like, the bones aren't, they can come out pretty easy. So once it cooks, you just, like, grab the spine or whatever and just rip it all out. Or you can just, like... Disgusting. Yeah, it is pretty gross. Did you have any bones in it? Like, when you were eating it?
Starting point is 00:03:39 Fish don't have bones. You just gotta be careful. Did you have any? Did you get one? I didn't choke on any. Oh, good get one? I didn't choke on any. Oh, good. No, I didn't choke on any. Dodged a bullet there.
Starting point is 00:03:50 I'm so sick of fish, though. Really? Because I ate those two huge fish. I don't know. I've never had bass. You ever had bass? It's a clean white fish. I don't know if I ever actually had actual fish.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Clean fish. I probably had fish sticks when I was a kid. Eat your fish sticks, Michael. Would you have fish what? Fish sticks. Can Italians not eat meat? Italian Catholics? It's after midnight and you can't get them wet.
Starting point is 00:04:14 You can't get Italians wet? What is that? Is it Lent? What is the meal of seven fishes or something like that? That's when you eat a lot of fish. Isn't there another Catholic thing where you don't eat red meat on Fridays? I like how it turned in from the Italians.
Starting point is 00:04:30 The Italians are just synonymous with Catholics now. You can't get the Italians right after midnight. I don't know. Is it Lent or something like that? I don't know. I thought it was Fridays, too. Yeah. Well, Fridays, you can't eat any fried food.
Starting point is 00:04:45 That's why it's called Fridays. No, that's not true. You can't eat fried eggs. It used to be called fried eggs. Fridays. Glad you pointed that out. The Italian translation of Fridays is fried eggs. No.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Fried eggs, comma, no. No. All right. Joby, you want to play a tape? You want to start this off? You want to stop talking about... Hold on. I feel like there's so much unresolved here. know like you left me hanging lent my religious you know if
Starting point is 00:05:09 anyone knows about lent italians or fridays fridays fish in the italian fish bones anything like that uh call dave sell or just text them B, you want to start this off? Yeah, we got some stuff from that label. Two Michael Jordans. MJMJ, I like this. MJMJ. I like this. This is something from Many Mansions. I like the cover of this.
Starting point is 00:05:33 I like this. What's that? What is it? It looks like the radio in a spaceship or something. Oh, you got to hold it that way. If you hold it like you would normally hold a cassette. It doesn't look like anything. But when you hold it on its side.
Starting point is 00:05:46 You see the picture. Yeah, there's a little arm, like a little virtual reality lawnmower man arm. Yeah, lawnmower. Reaching forward. It's so bad. What station is it? It doesn't hold up. 102.4 he's got on.
Starting point is 00:05:55 What are you talking about, Joe? That looks like the future. Let me see that, Mike. You think he's in like a Knight Industries car? Look at those glowing graphics. You know Kit wasn't the first car that Knight Industries built? No? No? No. Before Kit,
Starting point is 00:06:09 which was... What did Kit stand for? Knight Industries 2000? I think. I don't know. They built Car. K-A-R-R. But Car was bad. Oh, Car was bad? Yeah. They had to kill Car. Twice, I think. Twice. Are you re-watching. Twice, I think. Twice.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Yo, check out. Are you re-watching Knight Rider? No, I was just checking out the Wikipedia page today. Oh my God. Well, we were trying to figure out, Liz and I were trying to figure out
Starting point is 00:06:32 what like mega pursuit mode was from. What's mega pursuit mode? It's something from Knight Rider. But like. I don't know what it is. How did it come up?
Starting point is 00:06:43 I got, you know, you drive a car Things come up And someone just said Mega pursuit mode Someone just screamed it Dave check out the Or do you In your car
Starting point is 00:06:53 Do you have a button Well you're not allowed to push it That's why we're like What is this? What is this? Who first had this? So I googled it And that writer came up
Starting point is 00:07:00 Joe check Dave check out the The shell stickers on that tape Not me though Yeah I'm looking at it It's nice. It's like a metallic gold. It's like gold foil shell stickers.
Starting point is 00:07:10 I don't know if that's gold foil. Well, feel the paper. That's like a gold foil paper. He was in the industry. Isn't foil super thin, like gold foil? Or am I thinking of gold leaf? Oh, they make a thick gold foil tape. I've never seen labels like that before.
Starting point is 00:07:25 No, I haven't either. It looks tight. And it's just the gold foil. And it just says, like, does it just say many mansions on it? Yeah, it says many mansions and a nice little rectangle on it. On the A side and then Night Sesh on the B side. A nice smoky cassette shell. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Some smoky jams on here, too. I was listening to this one. Smokey jams, huh? Hand that over. I like smoky Jam. Well, let's start off episode number, what did we decide on? 48? 48.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Shit. Episode number 48. Wow. Let's start off with... Thank the Lord I'm alive. Every day. Every day. Many Mansions, possibly self-titled cassette.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Or wait. No, it's Night Sesh. Night Sesh. Night Sesh cassette on MJ MJ 2 2 2 2 2 Michael Jordan's here we go We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. ah many mansions. Yeah, that was tight.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Off the night stash cassette on Michael Jordan. Two Michael Jordans. Two Michael Jordans. Two, two, two, two. MJ, MJ. Damn, pitch it. Listen, one's not enough. One's not enough.
Starting point is 00:11:19 You gotta go over the top. I hope it's not. Just Michael Jordan. I hope it's, yeah. Is his name a trademark? Like you can't call anything? Yeah, Haynes owns it. I would think Michael Jordan owns it.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Picture me wearing white shorts and flip flops. Just giving everybody the point. Listen to that one. I thought you were a tighty witty man. Dipping my ponytail in all kinds of fart oils. Winking at all the ladies. Oh, you know it. I liked it.
Starting point is 00:11:43 I like that label. Open up some Prestles. Let me get one. Give Joe one. All right, what do you got? All right, Dave. Oh, you want me to go? We're going to go in this weird order again, huh?
Starting point is 00:11:56 It's the same order we've always gone in. Ain't nothing changed. I would argue that. I would argue that. Studies show. I would argue that. I would argue that. Studies show. I have the documents. Research says. I'm going to play.
Starting point is 00:12:11 A recent Gallup poll indicates. I'm going to play a tape. A cassette tape. You guys know what that is? Got Joe going. You revved his engine. What do you got, Dave? Part humor.
Starting point is 00:12:26 I'm going to play a tape by this project called HoloFonts. HoloFonts? Like a font that's just an outline? Like bubble letters. I like me a bubble letter. Bubblegum. That's a good font. Bubblegum outline.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Bubblegum sans outline. I hate... What is this? Roman numerals? To the right? To what? To XLVIII. What's that? Roman numerals? To the right? To what? Just... X-L-V-I-I-I. What's that?
Starting point is 00:12:48 I can never remember what that shit is. 48. 48. That's what it is? X-L-V-I-I-I? Yes. It definitely ends with 8. X is 10, though. But then X before...
Starting point is 00:13:04 Because L is 50, right? L is like 30 or something. No, L is 50. So an X before an L would be 40. Right? Is that how it works? I don't know. I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:13:13 See, this is why it's stupid. X before an L. I can just say 48, and you know what that means. What is Roman numeral 9? V, what? Roman numeral 9. Isn't it IX? Oh, it is IX.
Starting point is 00:13:26 It's X. No. Because in Dune, the planet X is the ninth planet in the solar system. So an X before an L would be 40, and then VIII would be 8, so 48. Maybe. I have no clue. We'll look it up. It's a very complicated system.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Let me see this tape. What do we have? This is tape that came out on Firing. Use numbers. Yeah. This isn't Rome. Yeah out on Finery. Use numbers. Yeah. This isn't Rome. Yeah, it's stupid. Alright. We're not roaming. We've planted ourselves in this country.
Starting point is 00:13:51 If you don't like it, get the fuck out. I don't even know what they're from here. This is another new one that came out on the brand spanking new label Finery. Finery, yeah. What did we play by them last time? Carl Fausk? Fausk or something like that. Yeah, that was a tight tape. I'm digging this label, Finery. Theyery, yeah. What did we play by them last time? Carl Fausk? Fausk or something like that, yeah. Yeah, that was a tight tape.
Starting point is 00:14:07 I'm digging this label, Finery. They're off to a nice start. Yeah, Denmark label. Got four, I think four releases out. Yes. Yes. I'm really into this tape. Pretty awesome.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Front to back. Oh, yeah, I like this red shell here. You know what? I can guarantee, but just by looking at the shell, I know this window is going to be a little piece of uh like saran wrap yep yeah you can tell just by looking at them nowadays i dig this like uh awesome red shell with this slightly transparent like this gradient uh oh the carl fawcett tape had like a gradient label on it is that their is that their steez maybe it? Maybe it is because there's another tape in the mailbag from the label that has a gradient
Starting point is 00:14:48 on it as well. I like this cover. It's like a git mask being held up by a lady. And she's got a Marilyn Monroe thing going on. A little bit more risque. A little bit more. Oh, this is nice. I like the last panel is black and it's a little bit of
Starting point is 00:15:04 red text on here with all the rest bit more. Oh, this is nice. I like the last panel is black, and it's a little bit of red text on here with all the rest is black and white. This is tight. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Design and typography by Steak Mountain.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Wait, Steak Mountain? Is that the dude from Combat Winter? It's the mountain made of steak. You remember that band Combat Winter from Florida? Yeah. I think Steak Mountain is his design style. That'd be weird. Combat Winter Better? Made of steak. You remember that band Combat Winter Better from Florida? Yeah. I think Steak Mountain is his design. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:15:28 That'd be weird. I believe Steak Mountain is the place in Italy that happens to be a mountain made of steak that also has a degree in graphic design. Steak Mountain. Steak Mountain. Steakmountain.com. Oh, they gripped it. Steakmtn.com. Yeah, look. Against. Steakmountain.com. Oh, they gripped it. Let's take mtn.com. Yeah, look.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Against Me. That's Florida. Right? Yeah, look. This is his shit. Combo and a Veteran. Yeah. That's him.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Look at you. Look at you remembering things. I don't know why I remember that. Useless information. Just store it up there. Oh, I always liked that guy's artwork. I forget his name. Maybe Chris something.
Starting point is 00:16:05 All right. Well, let's get into this that guy's artwork. I forget his name. Maybe Chris something. Uh, all right, well, let's get into this tape. Hollow fonts, like a bubble letter. Yup. I don't know. I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. I'm going to go to the right. Thank you. The The I'm going to go to the right. The so The The I'm going to go to the beach. holophons holophons
Starting point is 00:24:37 x l v i i i e finery dark landscapes I really want to put my toe in the fan, but I know it'll hurt. What's with your big toenail? Sabine painted it blue. Okay, I thought it got stomped on. With a sharpie marker.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Okay. Do you think it got stomped on and turned that color blue? Yeah. Oh. It's been weird. Weirder things have happened. No, but look on this side. Let me see.
Starting point is 00:25:03 What do you got? Okay, more colors. All right. Look how she colored that one. No, but look on this side. Let me see. What do you got? Okay, more colors. All right. She colored that one. Oh, she colored... That's awesome. She thought that was his hair. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:25:11 Yeah. The little skull guy? Yeah. And we are back. Kids do the darndest things. They say the darndest things. They do the darndest things. I just say, you know, let the kids be in charge.
Starting point is 00:25:23 I think, you know what? I think, you know, let the kids be in charge. I think, you know what? I think Father's Day tomorrow, I think they teach us. That's what I think. All right, my turn. I'm going to play a tape. What do I want to play? Let me grab my... I know what I want to play.
Starting point is 00:25:38 I know what I want to play. I'm going to write for the big boy. Oh, the big boy. Eve Malone. Triple cassette. Three movies. No one on field hymns. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:51 This is a tight banger. Apparently, it's a re-release. These were all digital-only releases that came out a year or two ago. And they're all packaged now in this triple banger, tall vinyl box. They're all soundtracks for his take like soundtracks for, you know, his take of soundtracks on films. Oh, yeah? What films?
Starting point is 00:26:10 I like films. I can't say the first one. It's one of the hundred things I like. Abiscotech? Abiscotech. Like discotech in an abyss. Okay. The Echo People and Zenith City.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Never seen them. Never seen them. But look at these tapes, man. Oh, God, they're like three. Never seen them. Never seen them. But look at these tapes, man. Oh, God. They're like three scoops of sherbet in there. Oh, that is sherbet. Yellow, pink, and orange. Lemon.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Neapolitan. Lemon. What would the pink be? Strawberry. Strawberry. And orange. I just want to eat them up on a nice hot day. Or orange sickle.
Starting point is 00:26:40 But these are all like... Might be a little lighter. Total burners all the way through. A lot to digest here. Let's do it. You want to get into this shit? Oh, he's doing the artwork too, man. The dude from Field Hymns makes artwork under a name,
Starting point is 00:26:54 and the name is in here somewhere. Little Hammers. How long are the tapes? Oh, they're long. So are they supposed to be played to the movie? No, no. Nobody's doing that. Who's got the time to do that? We've got that one tape that's like that for the alien? No, no. Nobody's doing that. Who's got the time to do that?
Starting point is 00:27:06 We've got that one tape that's like that for the alien. Oh, yeah. Did you ever do that? I mean, I didn't sync it up. I put it on in my car and listened to it, but not a lot goes on because it's like a score for the movie. There's not a lot happening. The person who made it, his alien VHS got eaten,
Starting point is 00:27:22 so half of the tape is just blank. He's like, well, I guess I don't do anything. All right, I'm going to grab the pink one out of here, which is apparently the soundtrack for The Echo People. Scrolling the webs. I like the internet. It's a good place. You still with us, Dave?
Starting point is 00:27:38 Yeah. You still here? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. All right, well, let's get into this cassette from Eve Malone. Three movies, field hymns. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Are we back? Y'all.
Starting point is 00:33:02 You done talking about my shirt? Eve Malone, batting fifth. That was good. For the San Diego Trucks. Number 14 and a half. That's the worst baseball team name ever. Malone. The Trucks.
Starting point is 00:33:17 It's not the Trucks like a pickup truck. It's like on a skateboard. That's what I was picturing the whole time, actually. That's even weirder. Well, you know, sometimes you get like... That's another sport being represented as your baseball team. Some of those snaps on that tape, some of those little flickers that get you. They just pinch your nips and they run in the fridge.
Starting point is 00:33:36 We're the Chicago basketballs. That'd be a good one. That'd be a baseball team? Yeah. I'd go. I'd get season tickets. I'm thinking about getting season tickets to the minor league basketball team we're getting.
Starting point is 00:33:47 The 87ers? No. Is it the 87ers? We already got them. 69ers. You know what that means, Dave. You already got season tickets? No, no.
Starting point is 00:33:58 But we already have the team. Yeah, I'm thinking about getting season tickets sometime. Maybe not this season. Well, you know you said that we're getting. When I was just trying to say we got them. They were on Main Street last year with the t-shirt gun.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Oh, they had a t-shirt gun? I don't think I've ever seen a t-shirt gun. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Like a gun that can only shoot t-shirts. It's like a potato gun for shirts. They're a 76ers farm team. It's like a machine or a machine gun for shirts. It're a 76ers farm team. It's like a machine or a machine gun for shirts.
Starting point is 00:34:27 It wasn't that fast, Dave. Or like a sniper rifle for shirts. It was like a sniper rifle for shirts. It was real exact. It was somebody in the bushes. It actually put the shirt on. Somebody in the bushes targeting specific people. You can assassinate a president with it if you wanted to. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dave!
Starting point is 00:34:43 Jesus! Prank call, prank call Dave! Edit that out. Prank call, prank call. We have never... Alright, Dorst. Just a joke, Obama. Just kidding. Don't say his name now. Podcast shut down.
Starting point is 00:34:56 That was just a joke about Truman. Delaware ratified the Constitution. You've got a red flag on tiny mixtapes right now. 87. 1987. It's because that long? Jesus Christ. Ah, I did it. I didn't even mean to do it. It didn't really hurt, though.
Starting point is 00:35:09 You stuck your foot in the fan? Yeah. Don't do it again. That's a good fan. I don't know where the cover is. It scared the hell out of me, though. Alright, B, what do you got? Let's play... What are you going to treat us to? What are you going to give us? Pete Fosco. Oh, Pete Fosco? Altar of Dusk on Jehu and Chinaman. Don't like really saying that name. Pete Fosco. What are you going to give us? Pete Fosco. Oh, Pete Fosco? Altar of Dusk on Jehu and Chinaman.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Don't like really saying that name. Pete Fosco? Yeah, me neither. Where's the... Oh, is it already out? You already took it out? Let me see it. You'll have to rewind it. Do we know anything? Is it Jehu and Chinaman or Chinamen? Chinamen.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Chinamen? Yeah. Wait, why... Do I have to rewind it or just play the B side? No, no, play the A side. Because the B side's, I mean, it's good, but it's one track. It's him and another guy, like a duo. So it's side long.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Do you think it would be better if it was Jehu and Chinese people? I feel like it's a reference to something. Yeah. It's got to be a reference to something. Everything's a reference to something. Everything comes from somewhere. Everything comes from somewhere, Dave. Even Chinese people.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Even Chinese people. Mongolia. You're racist. You goddamn racist. Do we know anything about this tape? When it came out, it's Jayhom Chatham
Starting point is 00:36:16 in number seven. We've had this for, I've had that for a while. Yeah. One of these guys you always bring in, never get around to. Yeah, just kind of
Starting point is 00:36:23 sit in the bag. Altar of Dusk. Is that the name of it? Now I'm just playing with my... Stop sticking your toe in. Stop it. I really got that one. You're going to lose a toe.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Legally, you can check my homeowners insurance. If you lose a toe, I get to keep it. Oh, yeah? Do with it as I will. Necklace. Necklace. Charm. Charm.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Doorbell. I put on my doorbell. Ew. All right, just rewind. I'm tired of talking. Well, it doesn I will. Necklace. Charm. Doorbell. I put on my doorbell. Ew. It doesn't matter. We can just say, alright, here we go. How have you not got that yet? Through the magic of editing. You can just say, Peter Fosco. Jehu and Chinaman. Get your fucking toe away from that fan.
Starting point is 00:36:58 You're gonna do it. Oh, Jesus Christ. Stop sticking your toe in the fan. I like it. I think you broke it. Oh, now I feel it again. Peter Fosco. This is a new thing I like. We're back up to 100, baby. Triple digits.
Starting point is 00:37:10 All right, Peter Fosco. Altar of Dusk cassette. Jehu and Chinaman number seven. Who just recently released, I believe, a new Circuit Rider cassette. Oh, yeah? And a bunch of other stuff. You know what? There's a weird...
Starting point is 00:37:23 I want to talk about something with Jehu and Chinaman. First, I want to ask Dave. Did you already cut me off? No. Oh, we're still recording bunch of other stuff. You know what? There's a weird... I want to talk about something with Jehu and Chinaman. First, I want to ask Dave. Did you already cut me off? No. Oh, we're still recording? We're still recording. That's why I got to check. I like to move things along.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Jehu and Chinaman have like... I don't know if it's like a sub-label or a series. It's something weird. It's a cryptic thing they're doing. It's called... What is it called? Let me see. Plastic Tones.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Oh, I thought it was going to be something else racist. It's this weird thing that they're doing where like they release these tapes but they're like super small editions
Starting point is 00:37:55 like six or something like that and you don't know what they send out these weird cryptic messages of what the tapes are going to be and then they put them out and then you get them and then they're gone. They did like a roadside picnic tape or Justin Wiggin, the to be, and then they put them out, and then you get them, and then they're gone.
Starting point is 00:38:05 They did like a roadside picnic tape, or Justin Wiggin, the guy who does that. Okay, put them out, you get them, and they're gone. That's it. That's the way it works. You ever watch Cosmos? They'll explain it all. It's crazy. But Plastic Tones. P-L-A-S-T-I-K. T-O-N-E-Z. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:38:22 I see what they did. Something to look into. On your free time. Not on my time. Not did. Something to look into. On your free time. Not on my time. Not now. Listen to the podcast. Do it later. Plastic bone. Where do you get all those plastic tones?
Starting point is 00:38:31 Throw it back Thursday, Joe. All right. Let's jam some Pete Fosco. I went to his wedding. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon What's the drink called? You ever heard of it? P. Fosco. You ever hear of a swanky panky? You ever hear of a swanky panky? P. Fosco. P. Fosco. You ever hear of a swanky panky? You ever heard of a swanky panky?
Starting point is 00:46:26 P. Fosco. P. Fosco. Altar of Dusk. What is an Altar of Dusk? It's an altar for when it gets dark out. But that's an altar for dusk. So it's an altar made of dusk. Yeah, how's that possible?
Starting point is 00:46:39 It's an altar made of dusk. I don't know. I don't know. It's surreal. It's like a dolly painting. You don't get it. No, wait. I get it now. Oh, you. It's like a dolly painting. You don't get it. No, wait. I get it now.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Oh, you get it now? Yeah. Altar of Dusk. Did you guys go see... Of Dusk? You're a liar. You don't get it. I can tell by the look on your face.
Starting point is 00:46:53 Let's move on. I got it. That Dune movie was playing at Theater N. Oh, yeah? Did you guys check it out? No, I saw that it was playing. I didn't see it. Nah.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Yeesh. Yeesh. Yeesh. All right, Dave. what do you got? Who's Tine? You were Tine. My Tine? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:08 It's your turn, Dave. What's the word? Who? Hey, Dave. Dave. There's too much happening in my brain right now with you guys talking. Ain't nothing happening up there, Dave. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:18 You're an empty head. What accent is that? What? When somebody goes, it's my Tine. It's my Tine. Yiddish. I think that's Yiddish's my time yiddish i think that's yiddish yiddish i thought that was like uh what accent is it when someone says it's my turn is that
Starting point is 00:47:32 what you're doing time my time oh yiddish that's yiddish okay still still yiddish still yiddish oh language right it is what that's not is that bad did i said that it's a dying language right It is What that's not Is that bad Like not a lot of people speak Yiddish anymore right Dave what do you got Oh my god Mike's giving me the face like I'm saying something horrible Am I You're gonna offend a bunch of Yiddish speaking people
Starting point is 00:47:58 You wanna talk about lunch ladies next Get them in a dizzy Dave what do you got? Well I'm trying He's doing tech stuff I'm going to play this tape By local tabs outer Ooh
Starting point is 00:48:15 Res Res The project's called Fumble As surviving total As surviving total A project called Fumble As Surviving Total As Surviving Total Tell us about As Surviving Total, Dave New Ian Franklin project
Starting point is 00:48:33 Ian Franklin Members of the Tabzot family I'd like a mega show one day What's a mega show? Me, you, Dave, John Pyle and Ian. And we sit... Well, we're at the beach somewhere,
Starting point is 00:48:48 and we're at one of those tables like Comic-Con. A panel. So we're all lined up? Yeah. We have our little name tags. Is anyone... And like water? Are we facing anyone?
Starting point is 00:48:58 Everybody's got water. I'm not sure if we're facing anyone or if we're just in this. I bet we can get two or three listeners to come out. If we pay cap fair. This is a pretty tight looking tape. It's self-released. Self-released? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Let me see it. Short little jammy, maybe CTN or so. He didn't give me one of these. Have you seen them? I see them on your head. I like the text on this. Oh, I do like that. With the double rectangle.
Starting point is 00:49:23 I do like that. It's precise. let me see that that is tight all right it looks like it's stamped on there almost it does look stamped name of the tape is as spec admin that's fancy you know what that's about yeah and uh i'm'm going to play. Yeah. It's just pretty basic inside, but it's nice. Nice presentation. I like the J card. Is he doing a label yet or no?
Starting point is 00:49:50 No. I like how you say yet, like it's inevitable. It's a thing, right? Is he doing a label yet or what? It'll eventually happen, right? I didn't even know this existed. I've never seen this before. I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:50:01 What, a cassette? Yeah. What are these things? Cassettes. How do you are these things? Cassettes. How do you play these things? They're little square records. Rectangles, Dave. We go over this every time.
Starting point is 00:50:11 I'm looking at mine like... Every time. That's not a square. Square. Every time. I'm looking at it. All right. So I'm going to play the B-side.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Oh, are you? Which is... Deep cut. Deep cut. A little something you may not have heard yet. Previously on Release B-Side. Noontime nuggets over here. It's called
Starting point is 00:50:32 Admitted Without Formal Proof. Admitted Without Formal Proof. From As Surviving Total. Alright, let's get into this. I'm excited to hear this. Let's go. Let's go. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 All right. That was Surviving Total. Cut off the B-side.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Look at that. Look at Ian. Look. New Ian Franklin project. A-side is pretty harshy. I like Ian. Harshy harsh. We already went over this, Joe.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Did I like him? Yeah. The Joe B. approval. We had another episode. Oh, I said I like him? Yeah. I like Ian. Harshy harsh. We already went over this, Joe. Did I like him? Yeah. The Joe B approval. We had another episode. Oh, I said I liked him? Yeah. I'll say it again. He likes him that much.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Another thing I like, or that was already a thing I like. Yeah. He thinks he's so nice, he said he liked him twice. Maintaining. My turn? Why not?
Starting point is 00:56:02 Guys, can I go? No. Hey, fellas. Can I go? No. Hey, fellas. Can I go? Sure. Just blow that right in my face, Joe. Yeah, blow what? I'm not a person with feelings.
Starting point is 00:56:13 I'm going to play an older cut. Flashback Friday. No, wait, what's today? From the vault. Saturday. Send me back Saturday. Got an Infinite Body self-titled cassette on Young Tapes. I like their whole look they were going for.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Yeah, they weren't around for very long. Label done by I think his name was like Pete Fosco? Fosco's brother. His name was Pete Fosco's brother. No, Pete something or Peter something. Pete Fosco's brother was
Starting point is 00:56:43 Bosco Fosco. Bosco Fosco. Bosco Fosco. Bosco Fosco. His parents were dicks. They were literally two really big dicks. What color is that? Manila. That's Manila.
Starting point is 00:56:57 That's Manila-ish. What's Manila mean? No, I wouldn't say that's Manila. Like a Manila folder? You think that's too light? You know what? No. I was thinking manila envelope, but manila, like, but that's something else. Peter Friel.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Peter Friel. He did a label called JK Tapes for a while. Oh, okay. And then he did Young Tapes. I forgot about these. I love the way these look. Yeah, these are like... Do you have any more of these?
Starting point is 00:57:21 There's two more up there. Here, I'm going to grab those so I can just look at them. Okay. Do you want to describe what the case of these? There's two more up there. Here, I'm going to grab those so I can just look at them. Okay. Do you want to describe what the case looks like? That's hard to even describe. It's some abstract shapes. Well, let's start off. It's like, what, a 5x8?
Starting point is 00:57:33 What size is this case? Yeah. Like a 5x8 soft case with the manila paper in there, which is black. Yeah, like... Let me see how soft it is. Like shapes folded in on themselves with the name of...
Starting point is 00:57:48 I'd say it's pretty hard, Mike. The project... Don't squeeze it that hard, Dave. Jesus. I don't like Joe up that high. Joe, get down. Will you put another tape on top? Joe, that's dangerous.
Starting point is 00:57:56 You're not supposed to get up on the second step. No. You're playing with fate right now. This is Young Tapes number 19. Came out in 2009. The dude who did this label, he did like... I liked when I
Starting point is 00:58:11 came just down just now. No one probably noticed. I didn't. I got the two tapes. Tried to hand it to both of you for you to look at. And you both just ignored me. Oh, you were in my periphery. I'm doing a podcast. I've got bad periphery. But I thought we were talking about these things. Anyway. I'm like a horse with blinders on. Dave's my periphery. I'm doing a podcast. I've got bad periphery. But I thought we were talking about these things. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:58:25 I'm like a horse with blinders on. Dave's like a horse and I'm doing a podcast. Always, you know, one of the shapes in some sort of frame. Yeah. And then the other abstract weird shape off in the distance. Yeah. What do you think they are? It's very nice.
Starting point is 00:58:39 It's intriguing. Very, you know, minimal. Very nice. Very nice. That's my wife. This one's empty, Mike. What tape is it? Emaciator. I'm never gonna find
Starting point is 00:58:52 that because the tapes don't have labels on them. Is there anything in the other one? Well, they do have this sticker on them. All of them? Does the Infinite Body one have that? Yes, it's a black sticker. What two do you have there? This is Emaciator and rail. I like rail. I remember rail. You probably found it and threw it out.
Starting point is 00:59:08 I don't know what this is. I hope I can find it. You'll never find it. You know what? It's in another tape. You'll never find it and you'll never amount to anything. You're never going to find it. That's my life. Hand me that infinite body. Self-titled. My life.
Starting point is 00:59:22 My life. My life. My life. body self-titled my life my life my life davis crushing it my life oh man you're like uh the bosco fosco of entertainment dave all right let's play this infinite body self-titled cassette came out on young tapes 2009 kyle parker's the name of the fella behind the project and here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ Infinite body. Infinite body. Body that goes on games that don't quit. Self-titled cassette from 2009 on Young Tapes. Young Tapes.
Starting point is 01:06:39 I believe it was named after Steve Young. Oh, yeah? Steve Young. Yeah. I only say that because the dude who did the label had project names like Brett Favre and Joe Montana. Who's Steve Young? He's a football player? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:51 Steve Young was a quarterback for the 49ers. Oh. Oh. There you go. I stopped at Jerry Rice. He used to sneak like it was nobody's business. It was the same era. Is that the same era?
Starting point is 01:07:00 I think, yeah. Yeah. I remember Joe Montana. Montana. Montana. Was he the first guy to do the quarterback sneak? Or was he just really good at it? Steve Young?
Starting point is 01:07:09 He wasn't the first, right? I don't even know what the quarterback sneak is. I would say Steve Young is not the first quarterback to do it. To do the sneak? Like when you hike the football, and then the quarterback runs like a running back would. Oh, okay. Instead of passing. He's a little guy.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Is he? No, aren't quarterbacks usually little? No, I don't want them to run. You're thinking of the jockeys. Jockeys are tiny. J's a little guy. Is he? No, usually our quarterback's usually little. No, you're thinking of the jockeys. Jockeys are tiny. Jockeys are tiny. They're tiny people. I've tattooed a couple of jockeys. They're proud people.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Did you really? Yeah, because they come to Delaware Park. I figured you'd go right through them. They come to Delaware Park from all over. Yeah. I've tattooed, well, one was from Canada. I guess it's not that far. And then two guys from Ireland.
Starting point is 01:07:43 That's pretty tight. Yeah. And when they talk to each other, I had no idea what they were saying. They talked like horses. I think it was because they were from Ireland. I don't think it was Jockey Talk. That's another podcast. Welcome to Jockey Talk
Starting point is 01:07:58 with Joe. That's only during racing season. Boy, they're short. I think you do Jockey Talk because you met three jockeys before. Just keep talking about it. If you want to talk to me about the time I met three jockeys, give me a call.
Starting point is 01:08:13 And they're from all over. I met three. That's all over. Well, Canada and Ireland. That's literally... When you really think about the universe, that's everything. I'm still looking at these discontinued Jell-O flavors. Yeah, you're getting real into that, huh?
Starting point is 01:08:29 On Wikipedia. Give me two. Just give me two. Mixed vegetable and Italian salad. See, I'd eat Italian salad. But I want to know, is that... Sparkling grape? I'd eat that too.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Is that Jell-O or is that the pudding? Because they have a list of all the jellies. You guys. And then a list of all the pudding. A pudding pops. Theo. Rudy. You know what I'm doing?
Starting point is 01:08:55 Yep. Martin. Ghost dad. All right, B, what do you got? Damn it, Gina. And then they had plain. Stop sticking your fucking toe in the fan. Let's play this.
Starting point is 01:09:04 Hold on. What is plain? Dave's Hold on. What is plain? Dave's got something. What is plain what? It tastes like an airplane. Plain pudding or gelatin? It tastes like that. Either one. That missing airplane. Too soon. I'm talking about the one from Lost.
Starting point is 01:09:17 That one's crazy. Unflavored ice cream powder. That's what it says? That's the flavor? That's a flavor. That's just ice cream powder. That's what it says? That's the flavor? That's a flavor. That's just ice cream. Iced cream. Unflavored ice cream? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:33 You've never made just like regular ice cream? But that, no, that's vanilla. No, no, vanilla is added
Starting point is 01:09:38 vanilla flavoring or beans to iced cream. No, no one's ever made just regular ice cream before, Joe. No, people did. Because people like flavors. No, but it's ever made just regular ice cream before, Joe. No, people did it.
Starting point is 01:09:46 Because people like flavors. No, but it has a flavor. You know, that milky flavor. That sounds disgusting. Yeah. Give me the tape. What do you want to play? I would taste that.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Lace Hollies? What do you think? Spit it right the fuck out. Lace Hollies. Lace Hollies. Lace Hollies. Because you don't say the S, huh? Never say the S.
Starting point is 01:10:00 Less Miserables? Lace Miserables? This is a Constellation tattoo, Jamie. Is this an older one? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I dig this. I don't think I've ever seen
Starting point is 01:10:15 this. I've never seen the color blue before. The doctor said he doesn't know why. But today you can see it. It's so beautiful. I'm going gonna be okay is this what the sky looks like yo I love it
Starting point is 01:10:28 we gotta go outside right now Le Hale's cassette on this tight ass blue shell with yellow imprinting looks really nice what's Dave's side just one more thing the see also thing is Jello Salad, Airplane Jelly, Jello Museum and Jello Biafra and Green Jello and Green Jello Salad, Airplane Jelly, Jello Museum, and Jello Biophora.
Starting point is 01:10:46 And Green Jello, the band. And Green Jello, the band. Really? Those are some pretty good Seymour options. I have that tape still. No, I don't think I have it anymore. I had it for a while. The Green Jello before it was Green Jelly? Yeah. I probably had that around here somewhere. I think I talked
Starting point is 01:11:02 about it before. My uncle had a sealed copy of that cassette when it was still Green Jello. Yes, he did. Because I think we've had talked about it before. My uncle had a sealed copy of that cassette when it was still green jello. Yes, he did. Because I think we've had this exact conversation Because he was like,
Starting point is 01:11:09 I know they're going to get sued. So he bought it. All right, Uncle Randy. He was having a time with Uncle Rocky. I'm so close. It would have been worse.
Starting point is 01:11:21 That's gross. Rocky? Rocco? You know what I'm going to do as soon as I get out of here? I have an Uncle Rocky. Dave. Dave.
Starting point is 01:11:28 He's more like my dad's old friend. Hold on. Let me call him. Dave, this is your Uncle Rocky. Listen. I got three sealed green jello cassettes in the floorboards in the mudroom. You get those. You get those. You sell those.
Starting point is 01:11:46 And when I get out of this joint... Oh, he's in jail already? He's in jail right now. Yeah, he's in jail. All right. When I get out of here, me and you... That's actually not funny because he is in jail. Really?
Starting point is 01:11:55 No, I'm just kidding. He's definitely in jail. He did some weird shit. All right, let's play this tape. Invisible Cities is the name of the cassette. Constellation Tattoo. We'll look at some more shop while we're playing it © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The The The The The The
Starting point is 01:13:26 The The The The The The The The
Starting point is 01:13:34 The The The The The The The The
Starting point is 01:13:42 The The The The The The The © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Yes, and it's not connected to anything. That's really weird. Yeah, stupid. Le Halls. I guess that's actually a new one. That one came out...
Starting point is 01:16:14 April. Apparently, yeah. April Fool's Day, 2014. April Fool's Day. Is this a joke tape? Nah, I get it. That's a joke release tape. This is another thing I get.
Starting point is 01:16:22 Still available from Constellation Tatsu. Tatsu. Tatsu. Tatsy. Tatsy. You'll get it right. C-T-A-T-S-U dot com. Keep trying, little buddy. On the internet.
Starting point is 01:16:33 Now it's not making any. Ooh. Dave, just go. My turn? Okay, I'm going to play this tape by Demonstration Synthesis. Ooh, demonstration. Is it all presets? Just demonstrating something? No, this isn't one of your tapes, Mick. Thanks. Ooh, demonstration. Is it all presets? Just demonstrating something? No, this isn't one of your
Starting point is 01:16:47 tapes, Mick. Thanks. I gotta burn him. Burn him. I don't even know what that burn means, but I like it. We all laugh, but it does hurt a little bit. That's hurt a little bit. I think this is a newer project. You don't think about it? I wanted to look up the dude's name.
Starting point is 01:17:05 I'm gonna guess hold on let me guess too Robert Wiggins alright now let me guess Daniel Lesnoff um yeah it's probably Daniel Lesnoff
Starting point is 01:17:21 oh shit I got it whoa crazy he's from Canada. I didn't even think about that. Yeah, it's from Canada. Montreal. Ooh. And I like that all of his tapes... Me too. ...are, like, chronological. DS1, DS2, DS3.
Starting point is 01:17:39 I like that. Oh, really? Yeah. Like a PlayStation, but it's his cassettes. Was the first PlayStation called PS1 or just PlayStation? DS. I know, but I'm saying it's like PlayStation, but his cassettes. The original PlayStation was just called PlayStation.
Starting point is 01:17:54 And then the next one was PS2? Yeah. PS2. They didn't know they were going to do another one, huh? And then... I have no clue. Then they started referring to the first one as one. As one.
Starting point is 01:18:06 This is a C24 on Adhesive Sounds, another brand new label. We played that Japanese Treats cassette last time. That was a good one. Yeah, I like that one a lot. I don't know why you have to keep calling it the Japanese Treats tape every single fucking time. No, this one was called DS1. Oh, there you go. Yep.
Starting point is 01:18:22 We just talked about that, Joe. Glad you could join us. You said that this one was called DS1? I thought the conversation was, is it called DS or DS1? No, we were talking about... We were talking about the PlayStation. Dave, Dave, Dave, what are we going to do with him? Throw him in the river.
Starting point is 01:18:35 What are we going to do with him? I'm going to start a Craigslist ad right now. One it. Ian Franklin, come over here right now. I'm feeling for Joe Bay. He can't handle this. I like Ian. You do.
Starting point is 01:18:46 This is Adhesive Sounds number four. What are you going to play here? I'm going to play the B-side. I don't know if it has a title because I put the shell back in my little bag. Well, let's jump into this demonstration synthesis C24 on Adhesive Sounds. First cut on the B-side. DS3. into this demonstration synthesis c24 on adhesive sounds first cut on the b side ds3 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Demonstration synthesis. DS3. That's from the DS3 model.
Starting point is 01:23:46 Yeah. On adhesive sounds. Some tight, tight buttholes. Adhesive sounds and finery. Two new labels that we played something this time and last time. And definitely worth checking out. Do I get to go now? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:03 We'll shiver my timbers. I've been waiting. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting. I know what I want to go now? Yeah. We'll shiver my timbers. I've been waiting. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting. I know I want to play. I got a pretzel that's lodged way up. I choked when I was eating a piece of pretzel, and it's lodged way up at the top of my nose. Let me get a pretzel.
Starting point is 01:24:14 I can see it sticking out. I feel like it's up by the bridge. It's an entire soft pretzel, and now Dave's forehead is shaped like a soft pretzel. So I'm trying to breathe in and get it dislodged, but I think I might have to squirt some beer up there or something. Ugh.
Starting point is 01:24:26 Do you have an eddy pot? No. No. I have just like a teapot we can use. Give me a pretzel. Please. Are you going to jam
Starting point is 01:24:34 that pretzel in there and it's going to... I thought you were trying to find a solution to my problem. No, no. I'm going to crush it up and blow it. Dave, what you have right now
Starting point is 01:24:40 is a female pretzel in your nose. Joe's going to get a male pretzel. It's going to go up there and they're going to lure each other out. All right. I'm going to play this tape. He's going to go up there and they're going to lure each other out. I'm going to play this tape. I'm going to go up there and fight. By Ben Varian.
Starting point is 01:24:51 Joe got it. I'll get it. That was on that tape cover. It was obviously a sexual dance. The dance of seduction. We'll talk about that later. We'll have a good segue for that later. Ben Varian tape, real domestic scene.
Starting point is 01:25:05 That's because he walked in on his mom and dad having sex once when he was like four. They were wrestling. What are you doing? We're fighting. We're fighting. Get out of here. We're wrestling. We're wrestling.
Starting point is 01:25:15 Ben Varian, real domestic scene cassette on C40 on Patient Sounds. This one, I don't know this dude, Ben Varian. He's a Tallahassee. He's a... Oh. He's a Tallahassee. He's from Tallahassee. Oh. Florida. Guy. Let me see the cover. You think that's a painting of him? Yes, I do. You think that's
Starting point is 01:25:36 him, huh? Dave, what do you think? You think that's... There's like a painting on the cover of a portrait of a gentleman. I think it's bullshit. Young Greek boy. Maybe he can tell us what those Roman numerals meant. Is it a Greek boy on a plate? What is that? Like on a plate. Like a dinner dish? Yeah, it's a dinner dish. It's a painting
Starting point is 01:25:52 of a Greek boy on a dinner dish. It's like those Elvis plates that you can get the collection of on the 800 numbers. Yeah, like 10 years ago. This one sounds, there's parts of it, it kind of sounds like, imagine it's like Billy Joel and Pete Se of sounds like, imagine if like Billy Joel and Pete Seeger
Starting point is 01:26:07 were hanging out. Billy, what era Billy Joel? Yeah. What's it, Glass Houses, what's that one called? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:13 I hate Billy Joel. I can't get into him either. I don't get it. Like really tight jeans with a big bulge era, Billy Joel. And Pete Seeger all hanging out
Starting point is 01:26:21 and they're like doing coke. Like, let's record something. Let's record something. I think it would sound like that. Yeah? Yeah, some of it.
Starting point is 01:26:27 At least that's the feeling I got from it. I don't know if I'm excited or what. You want to start a company? You feel like starting a company? Listen, listen. You know how you're always
Starting point is 01:26:33 running out of rubber bands? You know how you're always running out of rubber bands? Well, imagine this. Imagine this. What if, and then they come up with an idea for rubber bands.
Starting point is 01:26:40 That's what this tape sounds like. That's what this tape sounds like. Ben Varian. Giant bags of rubber bands Imagine a rubber band That's made out of 80 rubber bands So you always have 81 rubber bands Ben Varian
Starting point is 01:26:51 Real Domestic Scene C40 Just came out I believe on Patient Sounds Let's get into the title cut Real Domestic Scene Off the A and B side Program repeats on the B side
Starting point is 01:27:03 Let's go domestic scene off the A and B side. Program repeats on the B side. Let's go. You found a head rolling on the ground That's how I normally get around The towels were hung up, the sheets were clean It was a real domestic scene Afterwards, while the sound still lingers I brush my teeth with my fingers Here in the back of a magazine It was a real domestic scene I don't know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 01:28:40 I don't even talk about it When a day like this is over You feel two or three months older We were asleep by 11.15 It was a real domestic scene I don't care what we can talk about. I don't know what we can talk about. Ben Barian.
Starting point is 01:29:45 Arpenet. Arpenet. I've heard of that. It's a real domestic scene over at Patient Sounds. Reminds me kind of of Jerry Paper. Yeah, I can feel that. It's a good tape, Ben. I really like that one.
Starting point is 01:29:59 I believe it just came out. We got a few tapes from Patient Sounds. One of them's blank. Really? One of them's blank. There's nothing on it. Jerks! Hey, you boner. You really pulled a boner out of that one. Alright, B. Nice work.
Starting point is 01:30:12 Oh, is it my turn? I'm not ready. Nice work, you stinker. Boing! Mike, you're getting a little breathy. Play the track off that squeak comp. Give me it.
Starting point is 01:30:26 It's over there. You want to do that? What do you got on the B-side here? B-side. B-side. Yeah, I bought this comp. We played a track off of it, I don't know, a bunch of shows ago. How do you say the name of this now?
Starting point is 01:30:41 What is it? Auslan. What? Everything that's on the spine. Oh, I don't know. Auslan Schlage. Auslan Schlage. And then what's the Klara Georgians thing?
Starting point is 01:30:53 Auslan Schlals is the name of the label. Wasn't it Lusqui from Oregon, from Portland? I don't know. Scandinavia? Yeah, I don't know. What track did we play from the last time we played it? I don't remember. Let me see the list. the last time we played it? I don't remember. I remember it being really good. It was really good. This whole tape's
Starting point is 01:31:09 really good. 20 tracks. I'm not sure if it's still available. I got it a couple of months ago. Who listens to Squee? We probably already talked about it. Teens. Teens bop to it. Squeenagers. But what kind of teens? Hip. Like real hip. They know what squee is.
Starting point is 01:31:26 Either hip or trench coat kids. Are there still trench coat kids? I think so. Yeah, they listen to squee. They do? No, they don't listen to squee. They don't listen to squee? Internet kids.
Starting point is 01:31:34 Kids that only have the internet and nothing else. And aren't like a social group outside of the internet. They're only a social group on the internet. Okay. They do like the SPF 420. Second Life. Second Life. What's SPF 420? Isn't that a suntan lotion? We'll talk about it when we play on the internet. They do like the SPF 420. Second Life. Second Life. What's SPF 420?
Starting point is 01:31:45 Isn't that a suntan lotion? We'll talk about it when we're playing the tape. This tape came with It's Incredible artwork. Google image it. You can find it. Just Google image it.
Starting point is 01:31:56 Squee Comp artwork. Google image Squee Comp artwork. Tabs outplayed it. Send us the results. Don't search teens. Don't Google search teens. No, never Google search teens. Google search squeak comp, download the results, send it to us in a zip folder.
Starting point is 01:32:13 We'll peruse the results and send you back the one that's the comp cover. Yeah, or we'll get some people to Turk it. We'll hire a bunch of people. Oh, Turk it. Yeah. But it came with 3D glasses. We'll match Amazon. But the 3D glasses didn't do anything. Well, it's not in 3D. No, it's not. Oh, jerking. Yeah. But it came with 3D glasses. We'll match Amazon. But the 3D glasses didn't do anything.
Starting point is 01:32:26 Well, it's not in 3D. No, it's not. Well, I know that now. So the 3D glasses are pointless. I thought the 3D glasses were going to do something. Like make this little gentleman with the pyramid head and the keyboard teeth spinning a record on his finger. I thought it was going to make everything pop.
Starting point is 01:32:42 All those little like... Did you have both your eyes open? No, I had them both closed. You're supposed to open them? With the red and the blue? No, you can't let red and blue in your eyes like that. I think 2D glasses would be insane. You look in the room and it just looks like
Starting point is 01:32:57 a piece of paper. That would be crazy. You can't tell how far away anything is? It just removes all your depth perception. Couldn't you just poke out one of your eyes? Yeah, but that takes time. But that looks the same to me. No, it doesn't.
Starting point is 01:33:10 Get used to it. It takes time. No, depth perception is crazy. Yeah, yeah. City planning. All right. What's the first track on the B-side? Did you guys hear about that lady
Starting point is 01:33:20 that had a migraine and passed out and woke up with a Chinese accent? No. Or sounds a lot like a Chinese accent. Really? That's woke up with a Chinese accent? No. Or it sounds a lot like a Chinese accent? Really? It's what she thinks a Chinese accent sounds like.
Starting point is 01:33:29 in that kind of stuff. It sounds like somebody had an aneurysm. It sounds like somebody is making fun of a Chinese accent. Yeah, it's her idea
Starting point is 01:33:38 of what a Chinese accent would be. Yeah, so that's what she sounds like now. Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah, that's crazy, man.
Starting point is 01:33:43 I like the stuff when people can, like, play the piano. The brain's crazy. Yeah. They hit their head Yeah, that's crazy, man. I like the stuff when people can play the piano. Brain's crazy. Yeah. They hit their head and they're like a musical genius after that. Why don't we all hit our heads while we play this tape? I want that to happen.
Starting point is 01:33:52 See if we can play squee-wise when we're done. Earlier this week, I'd like to have some sort of accent that makes a radical personality shift. Do you want me to hit you over the head with that bottle? Good or bad? I'll hit you over the head with that bottle and we'll see what you can do. We'll see what comes out of there. I wonder if that's what a head boggle is. Yeah, that's a head boggle.
Starting point is 01:34:10 That's what a head boggle is. A head boggle is when you get hit over the head with something and you wake up and you can play the piano. It spells out something in your brain that sends little turtles down in your fingers. Piano turtles? Piano turtles. There's like a neon sign in your fingers. Piano turtles? Piano turtles. There's like a neon sign in your brain
Starting point is 01:34:29 that just says unleash piano turtles. Or like when people get hit and they can just speak Spanish. Well, you have piano turtles, you have journals, crabs, you have football giraffes. Football giraffes? You have all kinds of animals
Starting point is 01:34:41 that are responsible for delivering... For the movement of your limbs? They deliver the genius to your body. All right, this artist is called Beam, B-E-E-M, off the comp Clarvagens on Allschlanschlag. Here we go. Running down the drain. Kids like this.
Starting point is 01:35:00 Working on a mystery. See, I don't know. That's the thing that fucked me up. What? It's like it's running down the drain. But he's working on a mystery. See, that's the thing that fucked me up. It's like it's running down the drain. But he's working on a mystery, going wherever it leads. That doesn't sound half bad.
Starting point is 01:35:14 But his life's going down the drain. That's what fucked me up. I know, but that's why the lyrics didn't make any sense to me. Alright, we're going gonna play this tape now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Yo, Beam. God damn. Uh, Beam from the, um, compilation cassette. Clairvisions. An Auslundschlag.
Starting point is 01:39:05 That was the best thing I've ever heard in my life. That tape sold out, but you can still get it on Bandcamp. Who makes that kind of music? Tweens? No. No? No, not Tweens? Tweens listened to it, but that's not who's making that.
Starting point is 01:39:16 Well, who do you think's making it? Like a 42-year-old living in the back of a bike shop? No. It's like in his garage. Yeah. Yeah? He lives in the garage? Yeah, but he has a bike shop. No. It's like in his garage. Yeah. Yeah? He lives in the garage? Yeah, but he has a bike shop.
Starting point is 01:39:27 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Why does... B, I think you... I think you would... I think you'd like that even more because the project's called Beam
Starting point is 01:39:36 and it's really hard to search on the internet. Yeah, how are you supposed to search for that? Yeah. Well, I found it. B-E-M. I found their bank account.
Starting point is 01:39:42 There's a bank account. B-E-M. Two E's. Two E's. Makes a beam. Makes a beam. Makes a beam. You don't like my spelling reminders. Bake beams.
Starting point is 01:39:50 Bake beams is another good one. Don't tell what the other one was, though. Okay. Yeah, we'll keep that to ourselves. Baked beams is really good. Dave likes it. All right, Dave, what do you got? Beam bag.
Starting point is 01:40:04 Beam bag's good. Beam bag. Beam bag. Beam. Like a bag of beams. Dave likes it alright Dave what do you got bean bag bean bag like a bag of beams what tape you wanna play don't laugh at my jokes fine I laughed at it I don't like it I'm gonna play
Starting point is 01:40:22 a tape by banana pill banana pill I'm going to play a tape by Banana Pill. Banana Pill? I don't know why the word banana is funny. Me and Crystal are going to go see Banana Pill. It's a silly thing. It's silly, right? Is it because of the joke where you drop it on the floor and you slip on it?
Starting point is 01:40:39 You slip on it. Is Banana Pill playing any gigs? Any local gigs? Joe, is Banana Pill playing any local gigs? I don't know. Let me call Crystal. Crystal? Crystal.
Starting point is 01:40:51 Can you check? Do you know if Banana Pill is playing any local gigs? Peel or pill? Banana Pill, Crystal. Are they playing any local? I don't understand where this is going. Are they playing any local gigs? They're playing at the Rotunda.
Starting point is 01:41:07 Check concertcruiser.info, Crystal. Jesus. Really running with this, huh? I can't. My mom's on the internet, Crystal. Are we recording? We've been recording this whole time. All right, let's go.
Starting point is 01:41:20 What are we doing? Banana pill? Banana pill. Crystal. Banana. Crystal. Where's the tape? Give me the tape, Dave.
Starting point is 01:41:27 Give me the tape. I don't have it. It's over there. Where? What color is it? Over there. Keep looking. It's not over here.
Starting point is 01:41:39 Yeah, it is. Keep looking. Hold on. I see it. Oh, here it is. Oh, all right. Okay. We really fooled them. Got them. Weave. Oh, here it is. Oh, all right. Okay. We really fooled them.
Starting point is 01:41:46 Got them. Weave. Oh, Cosmic Winnetou. I like this label. Yeah. This is a product project from Finland. This one came out in a batch like a month ago with... Van Rijn.
Starting point is 01:42:00 Van Rijn and Pulse Emitter? Yeah. Right? That sounds right. Does that sound right? Yeah. There you go. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:06 I like the artwork for this. This little overhead lamp thing inside the little rectangle. I like when they really pick a color and run with it. I just don't like the, you know, crystal. The sticker. Because it's the same on the Ven Rain tape. What are you talking about? What is this crystal thing?
Starting point is 01:42:23 I like this sticker. It's like a South Jersey. Crystal. Is Banana Pill playing in local gigs. Her boyfriend's band is Banana Pill. June 5th at the Upside Down Elephant with the Devil's Boner. Okay, we'll buy tickets. She really likes them. She really wants to see them play.
Starting point is 01:42:41 Crystal. So she's calling her friend Crystal. Her boyfriend is in the band. I can't believe you don't get this character, Dave. I'm really high right now. It just doesn't make any sense. The boyfriend's in the band, but I have to call Crystal to find out.
Starting point is 01:42:55 Crystal's boyfriend is in the band. And you really like the band. Because I think you like her boyfriend. Okay. I knew there was a motive there. When else, Crystal? Okay, June 6th. Okay.
Starting point is 01:43:09 At the Screaming Monk. At the Screaming Monk. Okay. And Crystal's just all like... With Sloppy Fish. Crystal's all like, doesn't understand why you care so much. Why are we going again? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:19 Because, Crystal, I like Banana Pill. All right, let's play this Banana Pill cassette. What's it called? Weave. Newer one on Cosmic Winnetou. Here it is. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The Banana Pill. Come on, Crystal. Weave cassette on Cosmic Wintel.
Starting point is 01:49:54 Cosmic Wintel. Good job. That was a good one. I like that. Do we know who Banana Pill is? Dave, where'd you say it from? Round of applause. Finland.
Starting point is 01:50:02 All right, stop. How are they doing in the World Cup? Did that start yeah man come on I don't follow oh shut up what's that soccer Larry likes that
Starting point is 01:50:10 yeah people like that remember when he lived in Prospect I don't know if you remember I'd be waking up to go to work at like 6 in the morning and he'd be downstairs
Starting point is 01:50:18 awake because he'd been awake all night because the World Cup was only being played whatever country it was in it was on in the middle of the night
Starting point is 01:50:24 yeah because it's not meant for Americans to watch that's why they was on in the middle of the night. Yeah, because it's not meant for Americans to watch. That's why they put it on the middle of the night. We're not supposed to watch that. Where's it in? Brazil? Right now? Yeah. Yeah. Or somewhere else. Who cares? Soccer. Whose turn is it? Is it my turn? I heard on the radio they built
Starting point is 01:50:39 like 12 new stadiums in Brazil. I read that on the radio too. What city is it in? New Brunswick. I thought you on the radio, too. What city is it in? New Brunswick. I thought you knew. No, I don't know anything about the World Cup. San Paulo? Chicago.
Starting point is 01:50:53 Chicago. Chicago. Chicago, Brazil. It's crazy. What new city? New Chicago. New Chicago. Which is the new Chicago?
Starting point is 01:51:00 Old Chicago. Is the new Chicago. I'm going to play a tape by August Traeger called Mechanical Milk. Is that a person's name? I don't know. Called Mechanical Milk. It's a C20
Starting point is 01:51:12 that came out last year. About a year ago. Came out. What do you think that tastes like? On a label called for noise. Mechanical Milk?
Starting point is 01:51:18 Yeah. Like regular milk? Like regular milk. You can't tell the difference. Like people say like, oh, you can tell the difference between Mechanical Milk and regular milk.
Starting point is 01:51:24 They can't tell the difference. It's like Coke and Pepsi, but I can tell the difference. Yeah, no one oh we can tell the difference in mechanical milk and regular milk they can't tell the difference like coke and pepsi but i can tell the difference yeah no one can tell uh came out on a label called it's like not artisan you know what i mean it's kind of yeah it's not organic okay came out a lot of flavor came out a label called for noises sake their 75th release a label from spain spain spain uh like i said came out a year ago i'm i think this guy who does this project also does the project somnifon we played them before oh yeah um i want to read you names of two other projects that he does all right you tell me which one you like more nipple stools hold on hold on i like that one better You like more nipple stools? Hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:52:05 I like that one better. I don't know. If that's what you started with. All right, nipple stools. And pony gropers. Nipple stools. You just look at nipple stools? Pony gropers are pretty good, though.
Starting point is 01:52:22 Yeah, they're both pretty good. This is part of a series called Dave really likes that one You like pony groper or nipple stools Nipple stools Pony groper is like It sounds Well I want to know
Starting point is 01:52:33 If the nipple stools Are they stools made out of nipples Or like two really skinny high Stools that you put your nipples on Like a nursing mother needs a rest of I thought it was like some sort. Like a nursing mother needs to rest them. I thought it was like some sort of like a stool,
Starting point is 01:52:47 a step thing for a very small person to get to a nipple. See, I thought it was when you had a really tiny baby for breastfeeding but it could walk up a stool. I thought it was like
Starting point is 01:53:00 when you poop, like a stool sample but it's all nipples when you poop. Like your wife and it's like it's like when you poop, like a stool sample. But it's all nipples when you poop. Like your wife. It's like a rose color. Oh, all right. I feel like Pony Grouper is like something that somebody would use as an insult.
Starting point is 01:53:15 You're a goddamn Pony Grouper. But no, like in Europe somewhere. I don't see how that's an insult. Or like Russia. Your dad was a Pony Grouper. Pony Grouper. Your dad was a... Yeah, it's always their dad grandfather dirty you can get killed doing that because if the pony sounds like a device yeah pony groper is just
Starting point is 01:53:35 like you know it's a guy named like Carl with a weird scar he's always that like the bedding zoo look at that pony if you can get killed doing that if it kicks you. Oh, ponies. Yeah, they'll fuck you up. I'm scared of horses. You're scared of horses? Yeah, they'll fuck you up, man. I guess, yeah. Are you scared of fighting a horse? No, no. To be around a horse.
Starting point is 01:54:01 You're just scared to be in the vicinity of a horse. I'll do it, but I don't like it. You're not going to request it. Like if someone's like, alright, we got two things. We got sitting in an empty room and being near a horse. And you're like, I'll just sit in the room. I'll sit in the room. No big deal.
Starting point is 01:54:17 But if they're like, you have to go to the horse. You're like, alright, I'll do it. Yeah, if we have to go. Alright, I'm glad we figured that out. Did I say this is part of a series of tapes called Concrete Tapes? This is the third one in the series, for noise's sake. You all right, Dave? The series is basically artists are asked to get some natural found raw material, found sounds, raw material.
Starting point is 01:54:49 You know, treat it, form it, send it in. This is the first track off the A side of the tape. It's called Mechanical. Off of the Mechanical Milk Cassette from August Schroeder. I think that is that person's name. Let's go with that then. Alright. It says manipulator. Hardware and or software. I don't know. Thank you. so so so I'm going to go get some water. I'm sorry. Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioio so Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 August Traeger.
Starting point is 02:00:53 August Traeger. Mechanical Milk cassette on, for noises sake, came out last year. Possibly still available. 39 copies. Nipple stools, penny grabbers. Label from Spain? From Spain. I heard today that palm trees aren't native
Starting point is 02:01:13 to California. They were introduced from Spain. Oh yeah? Makes you think. Makes you think about everything. Alright, what tape do you want to play? Paper Armies. Paper Armies. Paper Armies.
Starting point is 02:01:28 A new one on Bridgetown. Bridgetown just put out Kevin Greenspon's label. Paper Armies, like the military, or like Little Arms? Like your armies? Like you need some kidneys upsies and you need other armies? Like that one. Okay. That's what I figured.
Starting point is 02:01:45 He just put out a batch of like something like a, like a, like a, almost a dozen cassettes, I think. Uh, and I like how they all have, all of them have like a, the cover has like a bar across the top with like the title and artist name and then a square with like a crowbar or a bar that you drink. Like a bar of soap. Oh, okay. Across the top. Each one comes with a bar of soap and then there's a square in the middle
Starting point is 02:02:09 with an image on it and then this little line that does this little angle here. They all look like that. Then all the spines have this rectangle thing on them. I like them. I like uniformity when you put it on the badge. You like that a lot.
Starting point is 02:02:25 You know what I like? You boys want uniformity when you put it on a batch. You do like that a lot. I do like that. You know what I like? What do you like? You boys want to get deep into my soul right now. Into what you like. What Mike likes. What Mike likes. You guys want to get into what Mike likes? I like when a label does a black and white batch. You do like that. I like that one. Just drop one batch and they're all black and white. Yeah, I like that too. Totally different.
Starting point is 02:02:41 I don't know why I like it so much, but I like it. Changing it up. Yeah. Just for that and then go back to the regular thing. And then don't mention, I like it so much but I like it just for that and then go back to the regular thing and then don't mention act like it never happened you just keep going on with your life somebody's like hey man that was a pretty good black and white batch you put out and you're like I don't know what you're talking about and then you just slowly back into the shadows
Starting point is 02:02:59 that's what I would do back into the shadows because you came out of the shadows when the person was like walked up and you back into the shadows because you came out of the shadows when the person was like walked up and you're in the shadows there's a person in their bedroom just listening to tapes you slowly ease out of the shadows and they're like oh i didn't see right there hey by the way i really like that black and white bet you put out last month and then say i don't know what you're talking about and they back back okay yeah they really well that's kind of weird it. But they're still standing there, so you can kind of see them.
Starting point is 02:03:27 Yeah. I mean, they're not- They're in the corner. Not in the complete darkness. And they're like, when's Phil French from Stun going to leave? I just wanted to tell him about that black and white patch he did. And he's just standing there. All right.
Starting point is 02:03:40 Paper Army's Jason Calhoun is the name of the guy who does this project. Bridgetown number 102. It's a C42. Just came out last month. We'll get into something on the B-side here. B-side from B-side, Paper Armies. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. The Thank you. The The I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Paper Arms. Crystal. Crystal.
Starting point is 02:11:01 That's the voice. Crystal, when's Paper Army's plane around here? Crystal. That's the voice. Crystal, when's Paper Army's playing around here? Crystal. Paper Army's trying C42. New one on Bridgetown Records. Still available to grip. Edition of 125. That's a big one.
Starting point is 02:11:17 That's a big one, relatively speaking. Now, if you're talking about your stained, your green jello, your spin doctors, your Aqu jello, your spin doctors. Your Aquabats. Your Aquabats. Your Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. That's all the bands, right?
Starting point is 02:11:34 That's everyone. That's all the big ones. That's all the bands. That's top level. All the big ones. That's gold level. Now, for $50, we can get you the silver level. We can get some George Thorogood.
Starting point is 02:11:45 We can get some... Smash Mouth. Smash Mouth. Deep Blue something. Yeah, we can get some... Peppers. Some Peppers. Well, no.
Starting point is 02:11:53 Peppers. That's the Platinum package. Who's a Platinum? That's the Platinum package. That was so good. Peppers Platinum package. Oh, with his face? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:03 All right, who's turn? Dave, you're up. You're up. You're Alright, who's turn? Dave, you're up. You're up, kid. Give it your best. I know you're not going to do great, but just try your best. Quidditch. Quidditch. Make sure you have fun. I'm going to have plenty of fun. Don't you worry about me. Don't let
Starting point is 02:12:20 anyone tell you. I'm having a ball. What do you like to do for fun? Me? No, Dave. What do I like to do for fun? Me? No, Dave. What do I like to do for fun? Get off work. Horse around. You just got off work. You just got home. Yep. And you want to have fun. Take my shoes off. Oh, I love taking my shoes off.
Starting point is 02:12:35 Love to take my shoes off. Taking your shoes off. Well, it depends. If I have company, no. If the mail has come already. No one's home. No one's home. You just got home. Put my keys on the table. Take my shoes off. If the mail has come already. No one's home. No one's home. You just got home. Put my keys on the table. Take my shoes off. On the table. The key table.
Starting point is 02:12:49 Interesting. I walk right by the key holder and throw them on the table. Take my shoes off. Take them off. Left or right? Let the dog out. Let the dog out. Let him piss.
Starting point is 02:13:01 Wait, wait. Who let the dog out? But I want to know what you do. I want to know what you do for fun. This is it, Joe. He's talking about it. I thought you wanted me to walk. Not a routine. Wait, wait. Who let the dogs in? But I want to know what you do. I want to know what you do for fun. This is it, Joe. He's talking about it. I thought you wanted me to walk. Not a routine.
Starting point is 02:13:10 Well, taking my shoes off is part of it. You did all this stuff, the regular stuff. I like taking my shoes off. Now you're having fun. I like taking my shoes off. Now I'm having fun. Yeah, what are you doing? Put on some Netflix.
Starting point is 02:13:18 Yeah. Watch something good. Watch something good. Put on YouTubes. Yeah. I like it. You know. It's all right. Yeah. I just want to know what you do for fun yeah what do you do what is that noise for fun nowadays nothing you don't
Starting point is 02:13:34 why did that tape just start playing this oh yeah yeah i love doing tabs out because that podcast no i do i look forward to it. I'm invited into very few personal homes. So I like to see some other people from time to time. And this is a chance to do that. You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised. I get turned away from a lot of structures, a lot of
Starting point is 02:13:58 buildings that don't let me... It's a vampiric situation where I'm not able to cross the threshold. I don't get invited in, if you will. So this is nice. Other people and not just like cardboard cutouts from old stroller boxes that I draw people's faces on and talk to them all day.
Starting point is 02:14:14 This is nice. This is good. I can feel you and you're warm. I can feel the blood coursing through your veins and I know you're real. You'll never leave me. I saw a box downstairs with the heads cut out by the door. I didn't really real. You'll never leave me. I saw a box downstairs with the heads cut out by the door. I didn't really understand. Clarence and
Starting point is 02:14:28 Gene. Your daytime friends? Yeah, those are my daytime friends. I call them my AM pals. That's the AM gang. Are we recording the show right now? Yep.
Starting point is 02:14:43 I'm getting a lot of surprises. Surprises from all over the place. So what are we doing? Whose turn is it? I don't know. Dave, it's your turn. What are you going to play? Quidditch.
Starting point is 02:14:52 Oh, yeah, you already said that. Yes. This is off a split from the Mugen series on Hasu Mountain. We were in stereo. In stereo. Yeah, it's split on the new Mugen series that just came out on Hasu Mountain. It's split with Flux Bites. We actually just did a Laser Focus,
Starting point is 02:15:11 tabs out Laser Focus episode number six was with Hasu Mountain and is up now on Tiny Mixtapes. If you want to surf on over to tinymixtapes.com and find Laser Focus episode number six. We played some stuff from that label. Talked to Doug and Max.
Starting point is 02:15:27 Yeah. So I just had two tapes in my car melt because I have a bag of tapes that sit on my front seat. Uh-huh. And two tapes completely warped and distorted. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:15:37 Just two, though. One was a Hasu Mountain tape. That sucks. And the other was a Gary Stevens tape. I thought you were going to say that they were both Hasu Mountain tapes. No. And I was going to say, well, Hasu Mountain makes a poor product. Well, I still am getting to that
Starting point is 02:15:51 though, because the only two... I have a question. Were they both clear shells? No, one was black. Well, no. And that one was real fucked up. Ooh. I think I can save the Quicksilver's one. This, um... You were talking about taking the tape out of the shell. Yeah, and put it into a nutshell. I think I can save the quick sales one this you were talking about taking the tape out of the shell
Starting point is 02:16:08 yeah and put it into a new shell see what I did? I see what you did Quidditch and Fluxbite both a lot of percussion going on here right? these boys are playing the skins a lot of hot jazz well the the dude Fluxbite isn't doing
Starting point is 02:16:23 like a kit kit like drum kit but it's like percussive stuff there's percussive stuff in it but the Quidditch dude dude from Philly
Starting point is 02:16:29 oh really yeah so this is all live percussion and he's like manipulating some like oscillator crystal
Starting point is 02:16:36 and FX pedals too it's all live like this you know this series is like everything is no overdubs no overdubs one take
Starting point is 02:16:43 crystal yeah Flux Bikes is from Philly it's tight let's go take me up 95 crystal to see flux bites uh yeah which beam and mr matthews is another one in the series yeah quick sales and head boggle and what is the there's one with doing my hood from plankton watt and another person. And it's fuck, what is it? It's the number five. It's Spectrum Control
Starting point is 02:17:10 and I can just look for it on the internet. Spectrum Control and something else. It's a good tape. I can tell you that much. It's a good tape. They shred. They do some six string action it's national anthem my computer's so slow spectrum control and carl c capital c little a
Starting point is 02:17:36 little r big r little l so those are all still available from the Husky Mountain. We're going to play a little bit off the Quidditch split C38 with Flux Bites. Flux Bikes. Not Bites. Bikes? Bikes. I've been saying Flux Bites for everything. All right, Dave. Let's go. We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Let's go. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. so Let's go. Thank you. All right.
Starting point is 02:24:47 Quidditch. Quidditch. Quidditch. Quidditch. Playing the tubs. Playing the tubs. Remember Hey Dude? I never watched Hey Dude.
Starting point is 02:24:57 You know what? This is weird because this just came up like the other day. Someone mentioned to me that, randomly, that Hey Dude was available on like Amazon Instant or something like that, whatever Amazon. And I said, I'm going to salute your shorts, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:25:10 I never was in Hey Dude. Was that a spinoff? No, but it was on at the same time. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. I never watched any of that stuff. I know the... That's Nickelodeon, right?
Starting point is 02:25:17 Yeah, I know the Hey Dude theme song. Yeah, I do too. Hey dude. And then some words. Oh. I don't know it, know it, but I know it if I heard it. Hey, dude. And then some words. I don't know it, but I know it if I heard it. It's pretty bad. I pointed it out. Are you ready to bring this in?
Starting point is 02:25:33 It's pretty... I don't want to get into it. I'll tell you guys later. Do they live on a ranch? I'm dying to find out. Dude ranch. Their hands. Hands on a dude ranch. For the summer? For all the time. One guy got stuck in a hole one time, I think.
Starting point is 02:25:49 So he might have been there in the winter. And the guy's nephew, Jake, is like a good character. He gets introduced mid-first season or something later on. And he plays the drums, but he calls them the tubs. The tubs. That's how we got them. He plays the drums, but he calls them the tubs. The tubs. And they introduce the character, Jake, by having him roll into town playing his drums in the back of a pickup truck.
Starting point is 02:26:11 Oh, that's bad as shit, man. You gotta be kidding me. That dude's cool as shit. Laugh it up. That dude's cool as shit. Town to town, man. What's his name? Load me up.
Starting point is 02:26:20 Jake. I'm gonna find Jake. And they're like, Jake, you wanna take a potch of kit? No. And then he just... He, you want to take a potch of kit? No. And then he just played the drums on his way in. The tubs. Load me up, Jimmy.
Starting point is 02:26:33 We're splitting. I'm playing the whole way. We're leaving this town. It's 300 miles, Jake. I got a long solo. And that's a montage. You can buy an eight VHS box set of him playing drums all the way across the country. I got a long solo. And it's a montage. You can buy an eight VHS box set of him playing drums
Starting point is 02:26:47 all the way across the country. Sounds like a cool dude. There's like a Native American kid on the show and his dad has a drinking problem, which is pretty fucking racist. No, he's stereotypically racist. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:27:00 Wow. Like stuff? Never mind. All right. You ready to end this end the show yeah episode number
Starting point is 02:27:08 what are we on 48 yeah do we have any announcements to make not really right oh I'd like to make an announcement
Starting point is 02:27:15 that no one's taking me up on my offer to create a genre of music called microwave oh I thought about it what is it again
Starting point is 02:27:23 it's uh what is it vaporwave It's what is it? Vaporwave. It's Vaporwave, but all the tracks are like one to two seconds. And they're all named after microwave settings. And they're all microwave. It's microwave. Everything's microwave themed. Okay. Yeah. Radiation. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:27:38 No one's taking me up on that. Someone make a tape and send it over. Oven light. Oven light. Yeah, you can do that one. That's good. Bacon tray. Cancel. Cancel is good. Start. Start, yeah.
Starting point is 02:27:50 Reset. Yeah, reset. What kind of microwave have you got? Reset. Yeah, clock. Like, reset the factory settings. Reset the clock. You ever see a microwave with, like, the scanner that can, like, scan barcodes?
Starting point is 02:28:01 No. And, like, remember, like, how long you're supposed to, like, microwave them for? According to what? New age microwaves. It's like you scan... That's the cutting edge of microwave technology. It's like, yeah, for the horrible people. Awful people. I haven't had a microwave in a really long time.
Starting point is 02:28:14 Yeah? Well, we'll make sure to get you some sort of metal or plaque. I don't like the way it makes food taste. Yeah? Yeah. I don't like everything against the radiation. I just haven't got it figured out yet. Yeah. All. I don't like everything against the radiation. Yeah. I just haven't got it
Starting point is 02:28:26 figured out yet. Yeah. All right. Well, let's end the show. Apparently, microwaves used to be way more sensitive back in the day or just way stronger.
Starting point is 02:28:37 Like, you couldn't talk about microwaves around them or they'd get really offended. Like, it really shot a lot of radiation into the food. Like, there was, There was a huge difference between cooking your food for four seconds and six seconds.
Starting point is 02:28:49 According to my social studies teacher in high school who told a lot of weird... Let me ask you a question. Did you go to public school? No. Okay, so it's a real teacher.
Starting point is 02:29:03 I went to public school. I went to public school. I went to Dickinson. Dickinson. Dickinson High School. You went to Delcastle. Mm-hmm. The Rams. Were they the Rams?
Starting point is 02:29:12 Were they the Rams? The Rams, yeah. I don't know my high school mascot. Where'd you go to high school, Joe? Christiana. What was the mascot? The Vikings. Oh, that's a good one.
Starting point is 02:29:22 Delcastle was like the plumbers. The plumbers. Yeah, the pipe fitters. The proud pipe fitters. All right, let's end this episode. Number 48. Thanks to the Kendall Mincake for the intro back in the beginning of the show. Going to play a tape by...
Starting point is 02:29:37 It's either H-R-R-R or Her. What do you think? Do you think you see all the letters? Let me see how it's written. It's written H-R-R-R. Tape called Adwa. It's a self-release tape. This guy Gene Fricasse from Toronto, Canada.
Starting point is 02:29:54 Released this tape about a month ago. Limited to 30 copies. Pretty good stuff. Pretty good real deep dark beats. Something to crawl into. I like how... What are these things called when you make these labels that are like the embossed letters?
Starting point is 02:30:12 Like a label baby? The label baby junior. He's got like... You know when you take the sticker, the roll of sticker stuff, and you turn the thing to the letter you want, you squeeze the trigger, and you turn it.
Starting point is 02:30:24 Like one of those. It's one of that on a black cassette. I like that. It's through the plastic strip. Yeah, I like that. It's very industrial. You see a lot of labels that do that as a font to make it look like that. Like at your work, or like bolts.
Starting point is 02:30:38 Oh, okay, I see what you're saying now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, I was picturing like a high school kid's locker. Oh, okay, yeah. You know, I was picturing like a high school kid's locker. Oh, okay, yeah. You know, put their favorite bands in there. Well, let's play the A-side of this cassette. H-R-R-R, episode number 48. Thanks for listening.
Starting point is 02:31:01 Joe's just got a lot of cash. Jesus Christ. Hey, what's all this money for, Joe? Fat daddy. Who wants Rita's? Who wants Rita's? That's a lot of ones. Let's get paid tonight. Don't rob me on the way home.
Starting point is 02:31:14 I didn't want to take all that money to the liquor store earlier. Adwa. Good night. Love you, baby. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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