Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #49 | 6.30.14

Episode Date: June 30, 2014

Rake Kash, Lake Mary, Wasted Cathedral, DJM, Sleep Fighter, Diode, Softest, SEEZUREFACE, Phork, Josh Millrod, Savage Cross, Outer Vertex, Ki Oni, City Dragon, and Half High.

Hi, this is Crawford Filio from Planted Tapes, and you're listening to Tabs Out Podcast. ¶¶ Yo, Tabs Out. Tabs Out, Gazette Podcast episode. Dave, that fade was too hard. A little smoke and jazz. I'll fix it in post. Okay. Tabs Out, Gazette Podcast episode number 49. Oh, shit. Emmitt Smith's Okay. Tab Talk is a podcast. Episode number 49. No shit.

Emmett Smith's number. I just thank the Lord every time I wake up. Every time you wake up, you do? Yeah. Every time Dave wakes up, I thank the Lord. Like even from a nap? Some people, some of the clients of my work say that. That's like a common thing for like old southern women for some

reason that's like they just randomly say it well that's like they flush the toilet like i'm out of the bathroom every day dave when i wake up from a nap like if i say how was your weekend i just thank the lord when i wake up it's a good day if i wake up you know what i jesus christ man just hanging on by a thread i hate when you're at a store mainly the salvation army i hate stores too. I hate when you're at a store, mainly the Salvation Army store. I hate stores, too. They're stupid. When you leave, they say,

have a blessed day. Have a blessed day? Yeah, I don't like that. That's never happened to me. It stops me dead in my tracks every time. It's blessed. Have a blessed day. You can't return stuff there, though,

where I would after I heard it. Not even for store credit? That's a good question. Well, they're like a religious organization, though, aren't they? I thank the Lord every day for them. I think most people that work there are on like... Acid. LSD. Well, no, they were on acid or LSD. Mostly heroin.

And now they work there and when they're not working there, they take naps. And when they wake up, they thank the Lord and they go to work. And then they make like for dinner, they make like a cold hot dog wrapped in a piece of Wonder Bread. Just picture that. Oh, that sounds good.

That sounds good, Dave. I'm into that. Don't put the ketchup on it. Just dip it in a big bowl of it. Have you guys seen this new craze? Probably. Extreme Bloody Marys. Have you seen those?

I've seen like, what's that one where you like, you squeeze a lemon in your eye or something? No, no. These have like, you know, usually you have your toothpick or whatever with an olive on it. Yeah. They'll have like a cheeseburger and a pizza and fries and they end up being like this big and they cost like $50. And it's in a Bloody Mary? Well, the Bloody Mary's there and then, yeah, and then it's all on the, I'll show you a picture. Is it like one of those Home Depot buckets full of Bloody Mary?

No, it's a regular glass. A regular glass. How do you fit all the toppings? What is with the 60s, the 1950s? Here's a question for you. What is with the 1950s and the 1960s and putting food in your drinks? They always had celery and... Look at that.

What are you going to say? Yeah, okay. I'm with that. Wait, that's a whole cheeseburger. That's what I was saying. It's a whole cheeseburger. And what is that? An entire stalk of celery?

Yeah, and then a... See, no, no, no. Asparagus. Joe, you are leading me to believe this is a large mason jar. That's a mason jar. That's just one. That's just an example.

That's not a Bloody Mary, though. You can't just call that a Bloody Mary. Why not? Because. That's a regular pint glass. Dude, that one's America. Look at that. That's two cheeseburgers. Or is it one cheeseburger cut in half?

So it's basically they give you a drink and instead of putting the rest of your food on a plate, they stick it on steaks. Now I'll go to a ball game. I'll go to a ball game and have one of that. That's fucking stupid. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna drive out to the Cabela's parking lot in my Ford Focus. Blast some Zeep stairway.

This is my favorite one because this one's the one with the pizza. Oh, yeah. That's got a whole pizza in it. There's french fries. I like it. What's an Italian sub? Yeah. Chicken wings, onion rings, some pickles.

I'll tell you the only reason why I don't like it. Not all those foods go together. But that's why I like it. Get a theme. It's so... Like if they had a theme. It's so... Like, if they had a pizza... It's so over the top, though.

With mozzarella sticks. I don't even know how... It's crazy. I really want one. It's not that far... We're not that far away from someone who just gets rid of the Bloody Mary and fills the mason jar with ranch. You know, or blue cheese dressing.

I'm out. And then it's like, you know, the person comes in. It's like, this isn't what it was all about. What are you? If I knew it was going to get to this point, it's like Einstein and like the bomb. It's like, I never would have done it if I knew it would have gotten here. All right. Did we say what? Yeah, episode 49, because it's Emma Smith's number in our imagination.

All right. Who wants to start this one off? I'll start it off tonight. Oh, Dave jumping right in. I like a man in charge. That's funny because I like a man in uniform but that implies that I like a man in charge. I'll take anyone in a uniform.

A guy in uniform who's not assertive? Yeah, like a bus driver that got fired that day. Do bus drivers wear uniforms? You like any uniform. You don't like a nice driver that got fired that day. Do bus drivers wear uniforms? You like any uniform. You don't like a nice, pressed, ceremonial uniform. You like a collared shirt with an embroidered logo on it. Just some guy working a jiffy lube with a big oil stain on the front of his shirt.

And that really gets you going. I'll go to the Salvation Army, and sometimes they'll have a store that went out of business. They'll have all these uniforms, and I'll just stand and stare. If I see someone I like... If you have a free afternoon, you might try them all on. Is that really your shelf with your pics? Yeah, Mike made a little Dave's Corner for me.

Oh yeah, I put a little shelf next to Dave's spot. A little poster with a Lego machine on it and a daddy magazine. That's not Legos, Dave. I don't know if you've ever seen a Lego before. Legos are blocks. That's K'nex. K'nex, okay.

Whatever. Well, for the people out there, they're getting a false image in their head. Nobody listens to this. Nobody listens to this. You're ruining it

for them, Dave. And then daddy, don't open daddy up. That's prime beef. Go to the one where he's just pulling it really hard. Oh, is there one of those?

Yeah. Look at this guy. Is there one of those? Look at this guy. I like that guy. That'd be a good cassette logo. That has been a cassette logo already. Wire his pants off, but his socks are on

and he still has a t-shirt on. Because he's a man in charge. You don't know about the subculture, Joe. I don't know about the subculture. There's a whole lot of subcultures I don't know about. I'm going to play a tape by this project. That guy cost $6? And that was episode 48.

That's like 10 years ago. This project by, or this tape by the project, Rick Cash. I think we played a tape on Animal Disguise. We definitely have received a tape on Animal Disguise. I'm pretty sure we played it. You know what's a bummer about Animal Disguise is

that dude came back with the label and put out, like, I don't know, four tapes, five tapes, and then stopped again. And now he's not doing it anymore. Like, he came out, I'm not doing it anymore. He just hasn't done anything else. No, he said he's not doing it anymore. Oh, really? Yeah, which is a bummer because I really forget his name. What's his name?

Maybe no one bought him. I don't know. But there were awesome tapes, and I really always dug his artwork and stuff. So this is... What's his label? What label is this on? This is on Unread.

I think they're out of Pittsburgh. They've got like over a hundred tapes in their discography. I was just in PA this weekend. Oh, you were?

Yeah, I was camping. You were camping? I was camping, yeah. I was way up north though. Up in the mountains? Yeah. Yeah, it was nice. It was a good time. But I wanted to tell you guys about, did you know there's a fake Statue of Liberty

in PA? No. In the Susquehanna River back in the 80s this dude made a Statue of Liberty that's like 25 feet tall made out of Venetian blinds and plywood and put it on this old like railroad piling out in the

middle of the uh susquehanna i think that's the real one like he did he did it secretly like he didn't tell anybody he got a bunch of his friends to go out and put it on this thing and like these raging water it's like a really rough part of like the river and like people were getting into accidents and stuff like that because they didn't it just like showed up one day and they were like what the fuck and then um it was there for like 10 years but it fell over because i guess like weather and wind knocked it over and then like the town that it was in they missed it so much that they raised a bunch of money to get a new one put in that was like sturdier and you can like drive by it and see it it's like the funniest thing. Here, I pulled up a picture of it. Look at this thing.

It's in the middle of the river, huh? It looks really tiny. Where else would you put it? It looks tiny, but it's like 25 feet tall. Yeah, look at that. That's awesome. That's pretty great. Weird USA. Ray Cash on Unread. What's the name of this one?

This one is called Old Masters. This is a project from Nebraska, I believe. Omaha. The sunny state. Heartland. Eugene Meth, with an E at the end. Methy. Meth. Methay. I think it's his project, and then he's got some... Again Methay.

He's got some session musicians that play on this one. I bet they all read charts. Did you see that? I don't even know what a chart is. But the woman who was arrested in Florida and her name was Crystal Metheny. She blew up her own car with a rocket launcher.

If I had a rocket launcher, I'd blow up my own car. That's what you do with it. That's what happens when you make video games like Grand Theft Auto. That's one of the things I would do with it. People go crazy. Alright, let's do this then. Ray Cash, cash old masters what are you going to play here the i'm going to play the second track second track called venus venus by ray cash here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Dave brown acid. That was a hell of a way to kick off the show.

Put your feet up. We're not going in fast and hard. I like to ease you in. We're easing it in, man. Put my slippers on. Yeah. Get comfy. Put my slippers on and get in the tub.

I like to ease our listeners in. I like it. Yeah, that's way different from the... If anybody wants to check it out, definitely listen to the last Ray Cash track that we played on the show because it sounds nothing like that. I like these blue Noroccos.

Yeah, those are tight. You know what's funny is I think the Animal Disguise... Because of the color? I think the Animal Disguise tape that they did had a blue Naroco case. I was going to say, this looks a lot like an Animal Disguise tape. Yeah.

Does Animal Disguise use that kind of typewriter found on the back? I want to say they do. Yeah, all around it looks a lot like that. What are you trying to pull on me? I don't know. I haven't figured out if it's okay to say that or not. I think it's okay to say goons.

Because in Batman, it's goons. I say goons, but I put a Z at the end instead of an S. That's not okay. Why? I don't know about that, dude. Easy. Easy, big guy. I think it looks good.

I like the way it looks on paper. That's a derogatory term for people from Goonzobia. Well, let's not call that anymore. It's not. No, it's not. It's not. It can't. It's an endearing term that they

use. Well, it's different when they use it. It can't. It won't. It's an endearing term that they use. Well, it's different when they use it. They try to own the word again. We can't use it. Well, what if I am somebody who... No, there's no reason. I'm from Gonzurbia. You're not, though.

Yes, I am. Not native. Whatever. My ancestors are from there. No, they're not, Dave. Look at Joe. Gonzurbians are like three foot two, Dave. What?

He would definitely rule over them as soon as he showed up on the shores. I'm half conserbian. The other side of my family is from Linguini. And they're really tall in Linguini. Long and stringy. We're flopping around in the wind. Haven't built a good car in years, though. All right, I'm going to play the intro there from, what was that guy's name?

Crawford Filio. It's funny, because I've seen the name on the internet and stuff. But until he said it, and so I've read it a thousand times, Crawford Filio. What did he write it as? Well, Crawford Filio, I guess. But until he said Crawford Filio, I was like, what the fuck did he say? Crawford Filio? That sounds Gonzovian.

But he runs Planted Tapes and just released this Lake Mary cassette called There Are Always Second Chances in the Mountain. That's true. I'm trying to get it out. It comes in this like, what size would you say this is? Let me see. No, I want to guess first. Everyone deserves see. No, I want to guess first. Everyone deserves a second chance. I want to guess first.

Hold it up. I'm holding it up. No, the right way. I'm sorry. Do your eyes not work if something's held? Okay, it's 4x7. I don't have my tape measure around here. Damn.

I really thought I had it. I don't have a ruler. What did you think it was? 4x7? 4x7, no? Isn't this four inches? That's about four by seven. It's like a four by seven.

It's less than four. You know what it was. I was counting the seven side as four. I don't know why. I'm a little dyslexic, Mike. It's like a three and a half by seven and a quarter wooden box made out of salvaged cedar wood. Really nice, too. How does it smell?

Does it have that cedar smell? Can you put that in the closet? It does. It's not strong. Oh, no. But it's nice. I got a cedar closet in my basement. It smells good.

It smells, yeah. It's got that nice cedar smell. Ooh, Richie with your cedar closet in your basement. Keep my Christmas tree in it. It's got that nice cedar smell. My only thing about this is it's really hard to get the tape in and out. I don't understand why you didn't pull the booklet

and then just slide the tape out. When you were just shaking it. You were just shaking it. It has this sweet booklet that comes with it. It's all around a nice little jammer here. Why is the box so big, though? See, I don't know. Originally, I thought they just found

a bunch of these boxes. I wonder if they're all different sizes. I don't think so, because I've seen multiple pictures, and they're all this size. Unless it was all pictures of this one. Have you ever seen a picture with more than one in it? No. Yes.

So there were two in it. Maybe. So how are they... Originally, I thought that they just found a bunch of these boxes. And then I see that it's an addition of 100. And I thought, like, you didn't find 100. Where the fuck are you going when you find 100 of these boxes? Nowhere. Cedarbox.com.

And then I see on the Plant-a-Tapes... In the overstock section. Nowhere. And then I see on the Plant-a-Tape's website that they salvaged the cedar wood and they handcrafted them themselves. So these extra tall boxes comes with a nice extra tall booklet here. Let me see that booklet. I want to see this booklet. Now the tape also is something to be fawned over. Look at the labeling on this booklet. Now the tape also is something to be fond over. Look at the labeling on this tape. It's a purple

shell with this purple label on it, but the label is this die cut vinyl thing that goes over the entire front and back of the shell. It covers the little bump out at the bottom. This is a custom job. That's pretty cool.

It comes off the edge here a little bit. Way to go. Let's send it back. Let's send it back in custom job. Let me see that. That's pretty cool. Let me get my paws on that. It comes off the edge here a little bit. Way to go. Send it back. Let's send it back in another one. Holy shit, man. That's a lot of work.

It's pretty nice, right? All around, this is like a, this is an art piece. It is. True art piece. There's an interview with the dude,

Chaz Primick, or Primick, or whatever, on the Planet Tape site, and you can read a little bit about this tape. But let's get into here. We'll go straight off the B-side.

I already went a little bit on the B-side. We'll go the first couple of minutes on the B-side of this Lake Mary tape. Brand new, just came out. There are always second chances in the mountain on planted tapes. And here we go. so so Thank you. so so so so Thank you. so so so so Thank you. so so so so so so The so so Thank you. Found dead. Lake Mary.

Lake Mary. There are always second chances in the mountains. That's where my parents used to take me. Oh, yeah. My parents used to take me to Lake Mary. What? When did you go? 74 through 69.

Yeah, wait, what? 1874 to 1969? Yeah, that's when I went. Did they have the white water raft in them? Oh, yeah, and the log flume. No, they got rid of the long flume in 1862. You didn't go there. You lying

piece of shit. Everybody knows that. I don't know if it's Jess Crawford Filio or him and a gaggle of unlikely misfits, but somebody puts together a fest called the Gold Rush Music Festival in Denver, which I believe he's starting to plan now. Colorado.

They did it last year. They had a comp too, year and they had a comp. It was a comp. Yeah, we played a couple. We played a track or two off it, I think. It's coming up. Sometime in the fall, I believe. That's my favorite season. Fall? Oh, yeah. I don't know what it's like in Denver, though. It's beautiful this

time of year. But what about the fall? It's beautiful that time of year. Oh, I kind of feel like Denver would be pretty fat all year round. Well, I know. It probably gets cold, right? I think it gets cold. Up in the mountains, the air gets thin. It's beautiful that time of year. I kind of feel like Denver would be pretty cold all year round. No, it probably gets cold, right? I think it gets cold. Up in the mountains, the air gets thin. Don't get up in the mountains, the air gets thin.

Maybe it's a dry cold. It can't be that dry because it's snowing, right? It snows, yeah. I think it's just wet and cold for a really long time. Yeah, well maybe it's... Well, it's probably they've got a budget for it, so they Keep the roads clean. Sometimes I get my 2002 Ford Focus. I drive up to the mountains up there.

You know what I do? What do you do? Zep stairway. Who's this character? Who is this guy? What demographic is this person? All right, you're up, Joe. What do you got?

Zep stairway. What do you got? Zep Stairway. Zep Stairway? It begins and ends with Zep Stairway. I'm going to play something from Wasted Cathedral. I'd be playing Zep Stairway, but alright. Adhesive Sounds? Adhesive Sounds. We've been... Oh, you got one of those broken silver... This label put out

like four tapes, and this is the third one we played. Well, we like them. I guess we like them. I just play what I like. I don't pay play what i like i don't pay attention to uh labels they should know i don't pay attention labels we were like i guess we like them but meanwhile we're counting money underneath the table he has 20 bucks to play that way sick cathedral tape what is that silver silver is this one of those silver shells that always they got stomped on by a giant yeah yeah look at what is with that? I guess it has to do with the pigment content.

Every silver tape and every gold tape. Yeah. And I just started seeing them, so I don't know if they're new or whatever. They haven't figured it out yet. They always look crushed. We talked about that before. We have. I still think they're tight, though. I haven't seen one with a label on it.

Oh, you can't stick adhesive to that. Because? Of the bonding. Oh, of the polymers? The molecular that. Because? Of the bonding. Oh, of the polymers? Yeah, yeah, obviously. Yeah, yeah, me and you know Dave doesn't. All right, what are you going to play off this, Dave? The A-side.

Just a little bit from the first track. I was looking up something. What were you looking up? I'll tell you about it in a little while. Polymers. Wasted Cathedral. What's the name of the cassette? Polymers?

Did you say I was looking up polymers? Polymers. Polymers. Pleasted Cathedral. What's the name of the cassette? Polymers? Did you say it was looking up polymers? Polymers. Polymers. Pleasant Valley Cassette. Some science stuff, dude. This is... Adhesive sounds number three. These tapes came out like two months ago, right?

Something like that? Yeah. I don't know. I like this artwork. This little picture. What is that? A cemetery? I know what a polymer is, Joe.

Yeah, right. You obviously never listened to my other podcast, The Polycast. I can't believe you don't subscribe on iTunes, Pinterest. Today's Poly Polymer Podcast? This is Dave Doyen with Polycast number 8.

Today we'll be talking about the history of polymers. 1866, the Polycost. What happened in the Polycost? I didn't listen to that one because that didn't happen. It wasn't real. Waste of Cathedral. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I get one coming up the top ropes. Way to Cathedral. Way to Cathedral.

Way to Cathedral. Boom. Bing. Ba-dum-a-dum. Bing. Got some drums happening. Yeah, man. Yeah, I like that track.

I know how to play the drums. Do you? Nope. Yeah, right. I bought a drum set one time. What happened to it? Eventually, I don't know. Where is that drum set?

It's in your parents' attic still. I don't know where it is. I feel like It's in your parents' attic still. I don't know where it is. I feel like this is the beginning of a really good story. Yeah, I bought a drum set for 14 years. How did my brother sell it? I don't know. You really got me thinking about where it got to. I have no clue.

Oh well, whatever. It's got to be at your parents' house. Like Sand Through the Hourglass. It has to be like there's no other option. It's impossible. It can't be anywhere else in the world. It can't be anywhere else. No way.

Man, I see no way to play on that, man. Zep, stairway. He's playing nonstop. All right, my turn. What am I going to do? What am I going to do? Dave's turn. Okay.

I just went. I got really excited to go, though, so shouldn't it be my turn? No. Yeah, because you won. I just won. I won it more. Because I won it. I won it more than Dave does.

Dave doesn't want it as much as me. Nobody wants it as much as you. Nobody wants it as much as you. Nobody needs it. And you know it's true. You gotta, gotta have it. So get it, get it, get it right now. I don't like musical comedy.

I don't like musical comedy either. Did I get muted? Yeah, no more song jokes. You're back. Now I got Joe's mic. All right, pull me back on. I'm back on. You're back on.

I'm back, baby. All right. You know it. Second verse coming up. What does that beep? I got a laser in the back. Did you just do a tweet? Are you live tweeting?

Yeah, I got a tweet. My Twitter keeps crashing. Sorry to hear that. It keeps crashing? Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, it sucks. What are you going to play, Dave?

I'm going to play this tape on patient sounds called Foreground Music. Adhesive sounds and patient sounds. Patient sounds. Oh, I see what's happening. And adhesive sounds. Hmm. Foreground Music. I think what's happening. And adhesive sounds. Foreground music. I think the project's DJM.

I was just going to look it up and make sure it's not an acronym. Is it like a DJ called DJM? Or is it just DJM? Well, let's find out. No, it's just DJM. Yeah, the artwork's crazy, right? I haven't looked at the outside. Oh, shit, the outside's is the same so that's fucking tight

I'd do anything to get that chair and that ottoman that's not an ottoman that's like the really fancy chair that you can get in the sims like that's the fanciest office chair in the sims I don't deserve that chair I love how on the label

the chair is floating in outer space just to let you know how unattainable it is you can't have this furniture in space is pretty funny right deserve that chair. I love how on the label, the chair's floating in outer space. Just to let you know how unattainable it is. Furniture in space is pretty funny, right? Yeah. That company Design Within Reach has a sister

company called Furniture in Space. You have to go into space to get it. Just like a couch just floating by Jupiter. What is it? What are the claw bathtubs? Claw-footed bathtubs.

What are they called? Claw-footed bathtubs. Just picture one of those floating around with one of the pipe showers that sticks out of it. And there's a curtain still on it and it's just floating in space. I like that. Maybe full of water with a rubber ducky in there.

Ooh. You can't have rubber duckies in space. Really? Did you watch Cosmos? Because of the pressure. Oh, shit. That's right. I knew that.

Because of the polymers. I know about it. The pressure on the polymers are too dense. All toys can't be in space. I knew you didn't know anything about polymers. I fucking knew we didn't have a podcast. Well, just do it for money. Did we figure out what DJMs meant? Because if not, Will, we should't have a podcast. Just do it for money. Did we figure out what DJM's meant?

Because if not, we should all make up something. Desperate. I was going to say Jews, but that's wrong. Desperate Jews. I kind of wish you didn't even say that you were going to say it. Should we even ask you to do the M at this point no don't do desperate don't say it again there's gonna be another word that starts with j right is that the only one i guess there's jewish but beyond that that's not bad desperate jewish mothers that's there we go that's not even

that offensive that sounds like the name of a porno. Like a really bad one. You're digging yourself a hole, Dave. They do it for money. They suck dicks for money. I don't like that part. I'm digging my hole deeper, Mike. It's the part of the bit. I want to come out on Tabs Out and say that I'm officially against that part.

Hey, listen. Some people suck dicks for money. There's nothing wrong with that. Dave's current part. The whole thing that's part. Hey, listen. Some people suck dicks for money. There's nothing wrong with that. Dave's current part. The whole thing that's happening. This whole area. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. The desperate part? All right.

I just want to play the same. I'm officially against everything that happened in the last three minutes and 32 seconds. I thought you liked my podcast. What are we playing? DJM? DJM. How could I forget? Here we go.

What are we? Thank you. Jamais les enfants qui pleurent Pour clochers du temps Les enfants qui pleurent Les enfants qui pleurent Thank you. I love the children who cry at the sound of the wind. The children who cry. The children. Thank you. We will never know The children who cry At the time clock The children who cry Thank you. DJM.

DJM, that was good. Smooth beats. I'm feeling smooth tonight. Have you noticed that's good. Smooth beats. I'm feeling smooth tonight. Have you noticed? You look smooth, Dave. You do look smoother today. Let's see that foot. I was telling you, I got this other tape on.

You're not seeing my foot. On Patient Sound Rug. That's really good, too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's tight. We played another tape from them last time. Last time?

Yeah, but I forget what the guy's name was. You're right. That was good. That's a good label. Did we play that... Cassette? Hold on. I'm on their...

On their official website? SoundCloud right now. On their what? I'm on their website. Not SoundCloud. Bandcamp. Okay. Let's not both be on it

because I don't want to slow it down. Bandcamp. Okay, here's... Bend Variant is what we played last time. Okay. Real domestic stuff. We've played... I feel like there's been more than that last time. Real domestic scene. We've played... I feel like there's been more than that, though. There has been.

Oh, I have that tape, too. Husband Material. Yeah, that was a good tape. That was a really good tape. Dominic J. Marshall, by the way. Oh, all right. Dave, you listening? Oh, is that what it is?

Okay. Dominic J. Marshall. Wow, that didn't take long at all to just look after... Well, it's still... Yeah, it's still like... I think he still goes by DJM. Yeah. No, I'm just saying we could have done that right away

before we got into that whole Alec Gaves thing. What are we looking for now? It's your turn. My turn? Yeah. Okay, I know what I'm going to play already. What is it? We got this tape in the mail the other day.

Oh, hold on real quick before you do that i just want to say there's a patient sounds number two is called the project's called smelly magic smelly magic that's really good oh man is it a tape yeah i might have to get that it's um it's what dave's i was trying to see if it was still available it's not available you got this much fucking dead air on your polymer podcast who's Russian who's Russian here I know my other mom I threw you a softball

and what's that project we play the guys from Russia we always mention it does that ring a bell for anyone I'm out in the cold here I'm going to play this tape the project is called Sleep Fighter the tape is called Aye Aye Does that ring a bell for anyone? I'm out in the cold here. I'm going to play this tape. The project is called Sleep Fighter. The tape is called I.I.

2. You think it's I.I. means 2? I think it's 2. But I said it right at I.I. I.I. means 2? The tape... Here's the thing. I posted a picture of this tape on the Tabs Out Facebook page, which is located on the internet if anyone wants to look at it.

They, there's like, check out this tape. Get that in your hands. The shell. Oh, see, I figured it was on both sides. No, it's one side. The shell. How do we do this? Here's what I think happened.

As soon as I can get out what it actually is. The shell. What? That's crazy. You know what? I think they drill. I think it's little drill holes. It's definitely little drill holes. Let me see what the fuck it is. I already. So the shell. I? That's crazy. You know what? I think they drill. I think it's drill holes. It's definitely little drill holes.

Let me see what the fuck it is. I already... To the shell. I see what they did. Just put it... You know what I think they did? I think they put it on a shelf and they had a BB gun and they shot out the little holes. But it doesn't go through both sides.

Oh, well, you see they put a piece... They put a piece of... BB proof polymer metal. They put... Why aren't they rattling on the inside? Oh, well, you see they put a piece of BB-proof polymer in the middle. Why aren't they rattling on the inside? They put a high-impact... All the BBs. They put a high-absorption jelly polymer inside of here. You can't get jelly polymer that can absorb that much.

Oh, yeah, you can. Are you kidding me? Maybe jam, but you didn't get jelly bottom or that can absorb that much. Oh yeah, you can. You kidding me? Maybe jam, but you didn't get any jelly. Give me 10 minutes on the cell phone. I'll have FedEx delivered to your door. Let me say what it is. So there's hand stitching on the actual shell of the cassette

of the name Sleep Fighter. So what I mean is like, well, I guess that was what I just said. Here's what I think they did. They took the shell apart. Huh? And then they had, like, a template of the... They had a template for these letters Sleepfighter going across.

And they then drilled little holes. And then they have one piece of thread going across the top and then another one going across the middle and then another one going across the bottom and then they do ones going vertical what about the art?

the crooked line either way, it's fucking tight and from what I hear does that blow your whole theory away? it blows half of my theory away, either way, does that blow your whole theory away? It blows half of my theory away. But either way, this hand-stitching of the name on the cassette shell is insane. That's a lot of work. They also

hand-stitched it on the spine of the J-card. Jesus Christ. And there's this intertwining paper. It's two sheets of paper that make up this black and white pattern. And from what I hear, the thread on the tape glows in the dark. Dave, hit the lights.

I sat in this room the other day trying to get it to glow. I think we need to hold it to a lamp for a little bit. I think I can see it. Really? No, nothing's happening. I think we need to hold it up to a lamp for a little bit. We'll try that later.

I don't think ours works. Send us a new one. Mine's works. Send us a new one. I'm going to hold it like this for the next ten minutes. Mine's broken. Send us two new ones. I don't know who this is or anything. The return address on the envelope was Texas. So I think they're down in Teja.

I used to live there. You did? That's where your original parents gave you up, right? No, that was Chester. Okay. Wait. So the mother that didn't? No, that was Chester. Oh, okay. Wait. So, the mother that didn't want you left you in Chester. The people you climbed in to pick you up brought you to Texas.

No, my dad was an oil man. He worked for... Your dad's an oil man? I thought he was a spaceman. He likes space. What kind of oil? House oil? He worked for a refinery.

So, he worked in Marcus Hook and then got transferred right after I was born. So, they picked you up there, brought you to Texas, and then brought you back? But lived in Chester for a refinery, so he worked in Marcus Hook and then got transferred right after I was born. So they picked you up there, brought you to Texas, and then brought you back? But lived in Chester for a year. I lived in Chester until I was one. Uh-huh. And then moved to Texas. Those are the good years.

Long time. Yeah. Okay, this tape, it's a short one. It's like a C12. So we'll play the B-side. I like the B-side. All that work in only 12 minutes of material Yeah, I thought that for all the packaging

The tape would be longer? I thought the tape would be a little bit longer Here's my problem Like when you get something like Zep Stairway You get a good amount of music This ain't that long Alright, well Sleep Fighter 2 cassette i believe self-released

crazy ass stitch wrap it up Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Sleep fighter. Sleep fighter. Two. Sleep fighter. Two. Two strips of bacon Aye aye I believe self-reliance I think there's another

Sleep fighter From like DC Or it might be the same guy Maybe moved or Who knows Who cares Not me But

Intense packaging Am I right boys I like the smell of them bricks What You like the smell of them bricks Yeah we're talking about Stitches Stitches The rapper And you like the smell of them bricks yeah we're talking about stitches stitches the rapper and you like this one of the rhymes oh well okay okay okay i like the smell of them bricks all right you go they're whiter than the mayo mayo mayo whiter than mayo i can send

them in the mail oh see i thought he just rhymed male with male. Those words don't rhyme. Well, but I see what he did. Who's keeping track of words that don't rhyme? Davis. I've got a whole book that's coming out in two weeks. What's it called? Words that don't rhyme. Do you have a favorite track on this diode tape, Mike? Do I what?

Do you have a favorite track on this diode tape? You know, I don't really have a... The one that you liked? No, but the whole tape's pretty fucking good. I rewind the A side, though. Let's talk about this tape. This tape is on Crash Cymbals, but it was a little confusing

because Keith Rankin did the artwork. So it looks like an orange milk tape. It looks like an orange milk tape. Yeah, if you're going to be freelance and change it up... It's got to be completely different. You got to... It's not as if they're getting you to do it

because they like your stuff, though. Yeah, but it can't look like the spine and the back flap. Imagine if you're like, man, I'm getting Keith Rankin to do that for my next thing. And then you get it, and it's nothing like his other stuff. It looks like the Mona Lisa. That's what you get. That's not what I paid for.

That's what you get. Speaking of not what I paid for, I was trying to tell you this earlier. I wasn't done with speaking what we were speaking about, though. I got the salad earlier today. What's a caprese salad? You got mozzarella. Mozzarella. Basil.

Tomatoes. Maybe some balsamic vinaigrette. Yeah, just then that's it. That's it. No, hold on. Artichoke hearts. Traditionally, it's just tomato, basil, and the fresh mozzarella, and then the dressing. And a drizzle.

And a drizzle, yeah. I got today a drizzle. Wait, did you say basil? Basil, yeah. From this pizza place. And a drizzle. And it was four slices of a tomato. Four small slices of cheese, and then romaine. What? Wait, where did you get this?

Some new pizza place. Wait, let me guess where you got it. A Pep Boys break room. Pronto's Pizza. It was disgusting. That's not even room. Pronto's Pizza. No, that's... It was disgusting. That's not even close. Was it like sliced mozzarella for sandwiches?

No. Pep Boys has a new Italian food chain in the waiting room called Pepperoni Boys. Pepperoni Boys. I want you to try it out. It's new. Anyway, this is confusing me. This artwork. What is the logo?

Are the three guys dressed up? And one's got a pizza. Wait, before we go on, is Pep Boys National? It's Manny Moe and Jack, but... Manny Moe and Jack, but... The guy in the middle's got a bag of groceries with vegetables in it. Okay. The guy's got headphones and he's delivering a pizza.

And they're wearing tracksuits. Tracksuits. And gold chains. Pepperoni boys. The pepperoni boys. The fries were good. Were they pepperoni boys? Yeah.

Oh, man. It's a good... They don't know how to make a caprese salad, though. It's a good... They make waffle fries, but they look like car tires. Well, that's a good idea, too. Dave, you got something here.

Because you wait a long time to get work done. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you get hungry. Yeah, and you're like, I guess I could walk somewhere. Or come to the Pepperoni Boys. Like right next to the bathroom. That's a good idea. This is a good idea.

And all the employees have to... Should we call Pep Boys right now and ask them if they want to do it? No, not for Pep Boys, but we saw our own chain of oil change places

that have oil restaurants. I don't think Pep Boys is open at 11 o'clock at night unless you want to call on distance. Send them an email, Mike, because you've been known to send...

I could, yeah. I could call California Pep Boys, but they're probably not open. A very heated email. Send who a heated email? Mike, he's been known to send random companies emails. Oh, yeah. Who did you... No yeah They're not random, they're well calculated

I know exactly who I'm sending these emails to And We don't need to get into all this He does it a lot, did you know that Dave? Oh yeah I wouldn't say I do it a lot, I would say I do it a fair amount I would say I do it the amount that it's called for That it's called for

That you write to companies To either get free products or advice on new products. Pro bono work on ideas on how they can improve their line. No one has taken me up on any offers yet. I think everybody that works there has to have a Mario mustache, too. At Pepperoni Boys. Everyone shut up. What?

Welcome to Pep Boys Auto. For store hours, press 4. For towing assistance, press 5. Hold it up to the microphone. Please call back during our normal business hours. They're close too? California, they do it early. I'll use the towing line.

Unless I'm going to be on hold for a while here. Thank you for calling Pep Boys. Why are we calling Pep Boys? Oh, Pepperoni Boys. Let's see if we can do it in Spanish. I don't know Spanish. I know about 10 words. Hola.

I don't think this is going to happen. I pressed 4. I don't know if that was enough While we're waiting Who's doing the tape next I'm just going to hang up I really wanted to find out I'll email them You're up

I dialed, gave it to you, it's queued I forgot we were doing that What were we saying about Keith Franken? That he did the art for that. He sends bricks to the man. This track is called Obama Zombies. This is a really good cut to it. This is a good one. I think it's kind of short, so maybe we'll play two.

Let's get into it. Two strips of bacon. Diode, self-titled cassette, new one on Crash Cymbals. Here we go. The whole time we're hot kids, the whole time we're hot kids, the whole time we're hot kids, the whole time we're hot kids, the whole time we're hot kids, the whole time we're hot kids. Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my God. The End Oh, my God. I love how small those headphones look on Dave. Diode, self-titled. These are tiny headphones on my big head. Self-titled cassette on Crash Symbols. Brand new one.

These aren't mine. Oh, no, those are mine. They also put out a tape by Sam Gaskin, and then we got another one today I think they sent all three tapes separately I don't know if they're like putting out a new tape like Tuesday and they're like we got another one coming Friday but we can't wait

wait in different packages? yeah I'm pretty sure I'm looking for the other one that doesn't seem fiscal it's cheaper if you send out multiple packages if you send them out in bulk. Every third one's free. They're doing that now.

Your mailman punches a card. Like a subway card. And the third one is free. It's a pretty good deal because you send two letters and then a 300 pound box. And that one's free. And the mailman's like, oh, you're smart.

You're doing this right. Nothing I can do about this. No wonder why I'm losing so much money. Can't figure it out. All right. It is Dave's turn. Right? Am I right?

Is it my turn? Okay. Pretty good with this normally. Fuck. Oh, you know what we should talk about real quick before you go? Is the two subscription tapes we're about to send out.

Oh, yeah. We're going to do tabs out. You Chrome nomers thought we forgot about you, didn't you? Well, guess what? Guess what? We're back. Me and Joe didn't, but Mike did.

Double shot. Tabs out number five and tabs out number six shipping sometime in July. I'd say you have, if you're listening to this on what, like the 29th, you have like two days to donate. We'll put something on the internet that says the same. what is it? Tabs out number five

is an Aaron Dilloway Sienna. Big name. It's your Buddy Hackett's, your Jerry Rice's, your Aaron Dilloway's. He was on a box of Wheaties, right? Oh yeah, big time. He was on the back, but he was on it.

It was a digital release that he did. Was he one of the little kids, like Larry Bird's dunking a basketball into a bowl of cereal and there's little kids in the background like, yeah! Yeah, he was one of them. They did actually a noise series of noisers when they were kids.

There's one with Gray Holger and he's like a four-year-old but he still has like the big curly hair going like leather gloves. And there's a bunch of them. Let's not get into it. Let's not get lost in this whole thing. I thought he was in one of the word finder

puzzles that are on the box of cereal. What do you mean he was in it? Like he was an answer? No, he was not a crossword puzzle. The word finder where you have to circle. Word search. Word search. Word search. He was in that? Yeah, accidentally. It just spelled Aaron Dalloway. Oh, accidentally.

That's a good noise myth. No, that's true actually. That really happened. It was Lucky Charms in, I think it was 2003. It had a word search on the back. Yeah. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Sienna C48 was a digital release he put out.

We're doing a concept version. Joby, you just screened the Brad Packs. We got some black Brad Packs. That's all you can say. That's three times fast. Black Brad Packs. Black Brad Packs. Black Brad Packs.

Black Brad Packs. Ten times fast. Tabs out number six, Mycloforescence C33. A little die-cut cover jammer. Yeah, everything came out looking pretty nice. We'll post a picture of them. If you're listening to this now,

you can see a picture of them probably on the internet. Uh-huh. What do you do? You donate like 50 bucks, you get like four tapes over the course of like a year or so. Right? Yeah. Gotta get a lot of good stuff planned guys don't sleep on this joe b needs a new tape deck i do need a new

tape deck all right one of my fancy ones the rewind man good uh you know i'm gonna do get a longest tape i can just dub over and over again zep stairway i'm gonna turn it up not all the way three quarters of the way. Those factory installed speakers, those are Fords. I ain't going to blow them. Go to the Target parking lot. Put my windows a quarter of the way down.

Wait for the cart return guy to come around and pick up his cart. I'm going to blast it. Turn him on to some Zep stairway. Zep stairway. I want to make stickers. Zep stairway stickers. Just a Zep stairway. Zep stairway loves Bush I want to make stickers. Zep Stairway stickers. Just say Zep Stairway.

Zep Stairway loves Bush. And they're like, are they talking about the band? Are they talking about the Vajayjay? Are they talking about the president? Are they talking about the... But which president? Are they talking about the shrub? Yeah.

I like this. Zep Stairway loves Bush. It's like eat Bertha's muscles. I don't know what that means. Yeah, what does that mean? I don't know what that means And then people just get it Because like Is it a heart

Or does it say the word love No it's Zep Stairway Loves Bush I think it should be Zep Stairway And then a picture of a star with an apostrophe S Bush So Zep Stairway Stars Bush Eat Bertha's Muscles What is that I don't know picture of a star with an apostrophe s bush so it's zep stairway stars bush stars bush eat breathless

muscles what is that i don't know i'd rather not know because then you get one like imagine world peas and you when you finally figure it out it's stupid as shit zep stairway stars bush that sounds like a stars is bush that's got a creepy feeling to it, like a Toynbee tile kind of thing. Step Stairway Stars Bush. What is that? What does it mean? What is it? Is there a picture?

Is there a picture on this thing? I can't wait to read the Facebook post from the first person who figures it out. Here's what it means. Here's what it means. Obama's trying to take all of our guns away. He's going to take all of our guns. He's going to make chemtrails out of them. He's a lot of lizard people.

They're putting lizard... Crystal clear Pepsi's coming back. They're going to take all of our guns. He's going to make chemtrails out of them. He's a lot of lizard people. Crystal clear Pepsi's coming back. They're going to put lizard people juice in it. Don't drink it. Alright, Dave, you play tape. You play tape. You think you're so good at doing a podcast. They're taking all the Budweiser and turning it into Wi-Fi. Then they're going to start a huge fire. And we're not going to

have any Budweiser to put it out because Budweiser is the main ingredient in fire hydrants. I just want to know, is this just a text sticker or is there a picture on it? Some kind of picture. Just of a star. Just a star? Then it's just text. It's just black text on white.

Yeah. I think it has to be something else. No? All right. Because there's already a star down in the star's bush. Play a tape. No? All right. Because there's already a star down in the star's bush. Play a tape. We'll get this. We'll get this.

What if it's just a black helicopter? I'll do some sketches. It's a black helicopter with a red cross on the side. That'll really get people fucked up. That's a pretty good one. I like that. And Ren and Stimpy are flying it.

And the helicopter on the sticker has another sticker on it that says something else that we don't need to get into right now. Alright. I don't want to do it anymore. What are we doing? Your turn.

I'm going to take one off my shelf that Mike built for me. At a one mighty oak. At a one mighty oak. I carved that bench. Mike's the liberal guy. They look like some sort of little hooks.

Yeah. Are you like those? We'll talk about those in a little bit. But when? I'm going to play a cut off of this project called Softest. Softest? Music for Rain, Volume 1. Volume 1. It's on Inner Islands,

which I don't know if we played stuff from this label before. I know we've gotten stuff from them before, and I think all of their tapes come in these O-card slipover cases type thing. I like this one because it looks like it's like a weathered piece of paper, like all crumbled up and stuff, but it's not. That's the design. That's the design. Joe, you like that, right?

Because if it was regular crumpled up paper, that would be stupid. But if it's printed, it'll look like that. That's one of the things you like. I know what you like. Hand it over. Softest. Is there a soft and a softer? That would be tight.

If the project started as soft and then the next tape was called softer and then the next tape was called softest. Is that a label or imprinting? It's all clear tapes. All clear, screwless tapes with just this tiny little green imprint that says A and B.

Little mountains with the sun over top of them. That's the Inner Islands logo. Oh yeah, This looks tight. All Music and Art by Brandon J. McKenna. Recorded January and February 2014. All right. You got this queued up to anything? I think I do. You're kind of in the middle there. You're in the exact middle.

Yeah. We might just play it where it is on the A-side. On the A-side? Yeah. Fuck it. I don't know what song this is. I don't know where it is. YOLO. It's all got a kind of rainy day vibe. Droney stuff. You get the picture. Haven't rained in a bit. We need it though. Softest.

Music for rain. Volume one. Here we go. Why is that so fun Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. That was softest. That was the softest thing I've ever heard. That was so soft. Music for Rain, Volume 1.

And then talk really loud. And then talk really loud. You scared me. I hope so. What is with movies? What? Do you think it was the softest leather? What's the deal with TV shows when they have like action scenes like guns and

stuff that it needs to be so much louder than the dialogue i've been trying to watch green arrow but you have to like i hate movies that when they're just talking about like the glades or what's going on in our city you're still holding me on that how far are you i'm i've been re-watching the same ones over it's not all movies some movies but like i hate that shit they're just talking and you can't really hear them and then they'll be like for some reason an arrow will I've been re-watching the same ones over and over It's not all movies Some movies are like I hate that shit They're just talking And you can't really hear them And then they'll be like For some reason

An arrow will blow something up Which I still don't really get That's like some classical music Everything is so loud Why are the guns I get it A gun is loud I'm not going to be watching the show

You like it though right I'm not going to be watching the show And there's going to be a gun fight And then we're like Are they even using real guns This isn't loud Yeah I like Arrow Have you watched Arrow'm not you need to watch it man i don't bet shows on tv i started looking in like the wikipedia page for it it's awesome

yeah it's a lot it's really good if you're listening to class like name a classical music classical music that's like that that's really gets really quiet and really loud i can't listen to classical music because there's so many times where I'm listening to it and it's super quiet like a flute is just barely doing anything. Barely for like five minutes and then it's like...

Huge gong hit. It's startling. It's more startling than most heavy music. You just don't get it, dude. At the time, no one was being startled. So they needed something to startle people. People forgot what it was like to be startled. Because people used to be startled all the time.

Because you were living out in the wilderness and you were constantly being hunted by animals. And then all of a sudden they invented the wall. They invented the door. The window. And Benjamin Franklin came along and door. Looney Tunes. The window. And Benjamin Franklin came along and stuff.

And everybody, no one was startled. Like Quackbusters. This is a problem. No one's being startled. So they invented the classical music. I'm a Bosco fan. Bosco. Bosco.

Then the Civil War broke out. The Civil War was crazy. Abraham Lincoln. Mount Rushmore. The internet. What are your favorite Looney Tunes? I like Tiny Tunes. I like Tiny Tunes. Abraham Lincoln Mount Rushmore the internet what are your favorite Looney Tunes I like Tiny Toons because they're more relatable

no they're not like Looney Tunes commercials Tiny Toons? cartoons I like Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote. Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote is good. Quackbusters.

And then the other movie that's like... The one that's like Fantasy Island. Or Daffy Duck. No? I don't know that one. I don't think I've seen any of the Looney Tunes movies. But then it's just like little bits within the movie. You know what I mean?

Oh, okay. It's just like vignettes yes yes that's a fancy word you've never seen have you seen quackbusters no i've never seen quackbusters it's on netflix i think we lost mike no i'm looking for the tape i'm gonna play oh okay i'm gonna play a tape from there's we got a large package from this label from Iowa called Warm Gospel. Or is it Warm Gospels? Warm Gospel. Been around for a while. There's something up on the site, thetabsout.com.

A little bit about the label. They put out a fairly large batch, like seven tapes or so. DJ DJ Tanner. We played a DJ DJ Tanner tape. Yeah, the dude who does the label has a project with that dude you can read all on the site i'm not gonna go into all of it but uh pretty tight label sent a bunch of his new tapes this one's a tape by a project called seizure face seizure face seizure face and oh i'm just noticing now they should do a split with Slash or Risk. He sees your face? Seizure.

Like zinc? It's spelled... Dave, check your copy of this, because he sent over one for all of us. Get your copy of Seizure Face. Seizure Face. What about it? Is your Noroco scratched in on the back with numbering? No. Oh, wait. It is. Yeah.

48 out of 100. He etched into the corner of Noroco. It's like scratched in. I'm is. Yeah, 48 out of 100. He, like, etched into the corner of the ruckle. It's, like, scratched in. I'm just noticing now. 13 out of 100, it says. That's pretty cool. That's pretty tight. This tape's called Moon Moon Hymnal. It's Warm Gospel No. 25.

Jump into, uh... I think they're somewhat short. Maybe we'll play the first two or three tracks. It's a project out of Iowa. A lot more going on in Iowa that I would have guessed. What's the capital of Iowa? Des Moines. Centipede Farms, Iowa, right?

Yeah. Yeah. What is the capital of Iowa? I don't know. I think it's... Potato. I think it's a potato. I think... What is the capital of Iowa? I think they voted to make their capital a potato

because they had a really good potato. Yeah, if it says potato, I'm going to lose my mind. I don't think Siri can hear me. The capital of Iowa is potato. Use the mouse. Are we... It says... Give her potato juice.

She's in the bathroom right now I didn't hear you knocking potato jokes was the first thing that came up potato jokes? yeah capital of Iowa how do you describe an angry potato? boiling mad

what do you call a baby potato? it is Des Moines guys if we're not getting too far away from this a baby potato? It is Des Moines. Guys, if we're not getting too far away from this... A tater tot. A small fry. It is Des Moines. Wait, are we doing potato jokes? I zoned out.

Are we doing potato jokes? 300-pound baked potato. Say it again. What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything you want. Just butter him up. It literally says anything. Just butter them up. It literally says anything. Just butter them up.

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? Yeah. I don't know. It's mashing. That's genius. Why did the potato cross the road? Let's make this the last one

He saw a fork up ahead I wish we ended with a mashing one I made up a joke Let's hear it Did you hear about the pyramid The rainbow Did you hear about the rainbow that robbed a bank? No

They threw him in prison That's pretty good You didn't make that up right now Pyramid. Did you hear about the rainbow that robbed a bank? No. They threw him in prison. That's pretty good. You didn't make that up right now. Because you're a genius. No, not just now, but I made that up. Really? Yeah. That's pretty good. I like that. Seize your face. You got something, Dave. Seize your face.

Moon Moan Hymnal Cassette. That comes in once in a lifetime. This is C-32 on Warm Gospel. That'd be on popsicle sticks all around the world. Here it is. Hot damn. Throw them in Prism. I am God I am gone I am gone I am gone

I am gone I am gone I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Every way that you can live is bad. so uh so so so so so Thank you. Seize your face. Yeah, that shit is tight, man. I seize your face and I raise you a knee bone. Uh, what?

My nominal C32 on warm gospel. Huh? Came out just last month. May. May I tell you what month it came out in? May. Where did this tape fall from? It must be from heaven because it's been running through my mind all day.

Ooh, he's a good all day. You were far away with the microphone. Joe just said, where did this tape fall from? So you got the complete joke. And then I said because it's all a fork. Alright, Joe B. What's all a fork? The potato. That's why it

crossed the road. I don't remember the joke i don't feel like looking it up potatojokes.com i'm gonna look that up right now no go to that info.com is riddled with malware i can look up potato jokes on mike's internet oh what a muffin top just on his oh you just yeah if anyone has any experience with don't get into this oh the domain is available. Josh Milrod, if you want to pick that up. I just want to know, when you name your Wi-Fi something,

if another Wi-Fi signal comes up with the same name... No one's going to know the backstory to this. It's too long. It's not that long. All right. I won't get into it, though. If you know about Wi-Fi, give Dave a call, and he'll tell me.

He'll run it all by me. Here, let's play something from this fork tape on nominal. Fork? Oh, that must be spelled F-O-R-K. All right, hand it on over. American Dow? Dow? Tao.

I thought it was Taoism. Taoism. See, I don't think you see the T. No, like you dry yourself off with it. A dow? A Tao. This came out on nominal loom a couple of months back. I thought it was the dowel of poo, not the towel of poo.

Like poop? Huh? Like poop? No, the character, the adorable character. Who's your favorite? Sal sent me a text. Christopher Robin. Sal sent me a text the other day that said,

I had a dream that you were tattooing Winnie the Pooh on me. That wasn't a dream. Have you ever tattooed Winnie the Pooh on me. That wasn't a dream. Have you ever tattooed Winnie the Pooh on someone? No. Tabs out listeners. I feel like I've done Eeyore. You feel like you've done it? Yeah. I just found something online.

I'm not going to talk about it. Kind of. Is that like a whole sub? Maybe. A sub what? Sub Wade Fresh? No, like looning. Like a whole sub? Maybe. Yeah? A sub what? Subway Fresh? No, like, you know, like looning. This tape isn't... Like a whole thing.

This tape has a spot where it should be numbered, and it's not numbered. Son of a bitch. That looks like a checkmark box to me. Just like, out of 100, yes. It's like an empty square slash 100. So it's not out of 100, then. So he made these covers,

and then he put the checkmark box out of 100. And then he made like 90. He was like, don't check any of them. They're not out of 100. All right, this fork tape. It came out in 2013, actually. So it's been a few months. Do you just want to dive into wherever it is here?

Sure. Fork, P-H-O-R-K, American Dow tape that came out on Nominal Loom in 2013 and here's a cut a taste let's nibble a nibble Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Fork. Fork. Spoon. Let's start. Spoon. S-P-U-U-N Knife

How do you spell knife Dave? Huh? N-Y-F-E My knife My knife My knife Go with Jeff off top Give me two of them

That was good My knife Did you know we were going to talk about knives? No Well you were like Okay I'm going to play this pork tape They're obviously going to talk about spoons I No. You were like, okay, I'm going to play this pork tape. They're obviously going to talk about spoons. I'm waiting all the time for something like that to come up.

You finally got one. Yeah. Good for you. I was so excited. I heard it. My brain was working so hard. He's been waiting for that moment. How's it feel?

On my knife. I don't know why that's so funny, but I really think it's funny. I was looking for an applause MP3 on the internet. I knew you were looking for something. It was taking me too long, though. My knife. My knife. And when I say my life, I don't mean like my life.

I mean like my box of life cereal. My life. My life. My life. That's their new motto. Just a little applause for us. Thanks. Thanks, Mike. All right.

Who played that? Joe, you played that, right? All right, Davey boy. You got anything in your corner? What you got, Dave? Yeah. Yeah, Dave. Sure.

Yeah. I want to play this. I love your weasel character. He only said so far, he's only said yeah, but I like him. But you know what he looks like. You know everything about him. I know everything about him. I know he's doing it on Christmas.

He's alone. That's for one. No, he's not alone because there's someone else in front of him. He's like, yeah. On Christmas, though, the guy in front of him goes with his family. And this guy's like, you know, you need anybody to come with you? And they're like, yeah. Okay, I'll just be in my apartment if you need me.

I think I just heard myself breathing really heavy into the microphone. Sorry about that. What are you going to play, Dave? I tried to go running the other day. Well, actually, I've done it a couple days in a row. It's hard. You've got to rest it. You've got to start slow, man. I mean, I've done it a couple days in a row. It's hard. You gotta rest it. You gotta start slow man.

I mean I did it but most of it was walking. Yeah. That's the way you start. Mostly walking. Calves are tight. Calves get tight. You got shin splints? No no shin splints. You get those too? Those are on the front. Those are on the front. You gotta get some good running shoes. I do. Well no.

You wear dress shoes? No I have like Nike running shoes but uh Joe's been running in a tuxedo. Joe's been running in a tuxedo. So when I run, it's like... I'm picturing you in dress shoes, funky socks, and your weekenders, your brown jeans. I don't want anyone to see me. How late at night? After I get home from work, so usually about 10.

No, it's not that late. I think maybe like 3 in the morning. Tight. They call him the Midnight Runner. Little is known about him, but every night around this time he'll be seen. Why is every news person we do from like the, what is that, the 50s? No, they all talk like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This just in. They're called cassettes. That's weird. Cassettes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This just in. They're called cassettes. That's weird. Cassettes? All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play a tape from Solid Melts, the label. Solid Melts?

Solid Melts. What is a Solid Melt? Is it like a chocolate? It's like Velveeta. Okay, I was thinking like Baker's Chocolate that you get at like AC Moore. Oh, that could work, yeah. Yeah, it's a Solid Melt. It's a solid, but it's for melting melt it's a solid but it's for melting

it's a melter like a candle yeah that's another solid for melting yeah you know yo speaking of other things that are speaking of other crazy things I like crazy stuff I like Zep Stairway

did you ever think of turtles as being like the only animal that you can think of that has a skeleton inside of his body and outside of his body you know i was thinking about turtles the other day because that's crazy right yeah no it's really weird i gotta say the last thing i thought was going to be a response to that was you know i was thinking about turtles the other day because I saw one in the middle of the road and I pulled over. Oh, don't pick it up.

I was like, let me pull over and get him out of the road. And I ran back to him and he had already been hit. In the time that you saw him? No, no, no. That's why he was in the middle of the road. He got hit. You have to be careful. Snapper turtles. Turtles. Snapper turtles.

They can, like, reach around their shell and bite you. Really? And they bite, like, really hard. You gotta be careful with that. This guy wasn't doing no biting. Their shells actually have... He was done doing that. Their shells actually have nerve endings in them.

Well, they're made out of a jelly polymer. Can I throw those back? Yeah. Like, if you... A real big chip in it. Yeah, I don't know. Or is that it? I don't know. That's it.

We can't grow bones back, right? I can. You can't. Is that why your hands are so weird? Because I won't stop growing bones back. Because I always feel like they don't have bones in them. Because they're very... Too many bones

That's what's wrong They're like flesh colored gloves Filled with combos No my doctor says I have a disease Where I'm constantly growing bones Wouldn't have thought Wouldn't have thunk it You learn something new every day about science.

Yeah, it's just crazy. Science is crazy. What are you going to do, Dave? Play a tape? Yeah. Which one again? It's a tape from Josh Melrod on Solid Melts. Oh, seriously?

We're going there already? Solid Melts, seeking the millenary. Can we have his laugh on a... Millenary. Can I pay for his laugh? What do I do? We don't have it? Already queued up?

Why didn't we do that? That's not on the soundboard? Come on, Dave. That's not even it. I can't do it. Dave can do? We don't have it? Already queued up? Why don't we do that? That's not on the soundboard? Come on, Dave. That's not even it. I can't do it. Dave can do it. You can do it. What's Solid Melts? I've never heard of Solid Melts.

I've heard the name before. Let me see. How many tapes have they done? What number is this? This is number 20-something. 26. I like the red tape. That's a lot. Not a lot, but you know, that's a good amount. It's not a nude label by any means. No. I think they might have taken a little bit of a break for a little while,

or maybe they just released really slow because I remember seeing it. I like the color scheme of this. I like these golden grays, and they got some red on the back here. Yeah. It's a little touch. Seeking the Millenary Kingdom. Is that how you say that word? What are you going to play?

There's two tracks on side A and there's a track on side B. I'm going to play the B side. How long is the tape? I think it's a C... It looks like a C30-ish. It's called So Many Untils. It's like a piebald song.

Alright, hand that tape over. Do you remember that video from Stalag? What's a bright red one? Oh, stop. I like the gold print on it, too. Oh, yeah, there's gold print on this red tape. It's tight. I like it.

Mike, do you remember the video from Stalag when Piebald's playing? Wait a minute, before you go. What? Come on. I know what you're going to say. What about Grandma Dynamite? Do I need to rewind this? Yes.

She was naked. You do. Rewind it. Yeah, Grandma Dynamite was naked during Piebald. Yeah. Yeah, She was naked. Rewind it. Yeah, Grandma Dynamite was naked during Piebald. Yeah, I remember that. Rewind it. We're not going to play the whole side. Just rewind it like halfway.

Give it a little taste. Give it a little taste. Okay. That sounds fair. I think she was only topless, but that was naked for me. That's naked enough. What? Yeah.

It was, you know, eccentric. You're breathing really heavy in the microphone again. I think. Me or you? Do you guys hear it? I don't know. I keep hearing it in my microphone. Do it.

Everybody be quiet and let Dave breathe. Yeah, I hear it. Yeah, that's you. Yep, that's you. I don't know why it stops when I talk, but that's you. All right. Josh Milrod. Cassette.

Solid Melts. Number 26. Here is a little taste of the burr side. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Josh Milrod. Made a killer burner. Yeah. Yeah, that was tight. A little shredding at the end. I assume one's going to be showing up here sooner or later.

I actually have a copy for both of you guys, but I forgot to bring it. That's what I like to hear. That's what I like to hear. I was wondering where our copy was. Just got one. Yeah. Well, actually, one is for Joe B.

The other one is for the Tabs Out Library, according to Josh. Oh, shit. So you don't get one. You don't get one. It gets my ass. Once for posterity's sake.

Download one for posterity. All right. Now that we're done with that, like, panda sweatshirt bullshit, what do you think? That was my turn. All right.

Google. Oh, fuck. They're downstairs. What are they? I was going to play one of those new Spirit Throne tapes. They're downstairs. The Savage Cross. Well, this is what we do.

Here's the magic. What? Here's Savage Cross. And then you go downstairs and get it. Yeah. Because Dave can cut it right there. Yep. What do you mean?

Like, I really go down? Yeah, like you still gotta go down. Okay, okay. We can edit that in too. So when did I go down? Did I already go down? Do I have the tape? So I'm holding it. These are like black and white artwork. Savage Cross

Nothingness C20 on Spirit Throne. Just came out. Newark label. But Newark, by the way, he's from Maryland. By way of Maryland, by way of Richmond. New to Richmond. Came back living in Newark, Delaware. Just put out a tape by you, Joe. Yeah, I got a new tape out. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I listened to it. It's pretty good.

I gave it to him like three to seven years ago. Well, you know, he's dubbing them all in quarter time. So it takes like a... That's how you get the highest fidelity. You get the highest fidelity from it.

A split with Weather, myself, and him. Winter Ritual. Winter Ritual. Newton, Winter... Yeah. Somebody, Wound, who I'm not familiar with.

Yeah. What else isn't that best? Justin Mark Lloyd, Cassette. JML. And one more, right? And then this one. Oh, and then this one, Savage Cross.

Savage Cross. Who are from Richmond, right? I don't know. I didn't get that far into it. I think you told me that. Evan Craig, I think is the person's name? Yeah. Of Dirge Electronics and Ritual Stance.

What? I like... I'm sorry, Dave. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Float on that cloud. Dave's like a beetle right now. I'm like a special beetle.

A special beetle. I like all the artwork for these. I like it too. I like the little thing on the inside or whatever that's like... Like a card that's like an insert that has the picture from the cover. Yeah. And then the pictures on the covers, it's all like white. And on the back is like a...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can it be a banana beetle? The artwork is in like a square and it just says the name of the artist underneath of it. Yeah, it looks really good. I mean, it took you a while to get it out. He says something about being a banana beetle. Can I be a banana beetle?

What's that mean? How do you like your bananas? It's the beetle I want to be. What? When is the proper time that you like to eat a banana? In its stage in ripeness? Yellow before it gets brown. Any brown spots on it.

You like any brown spots? Wait, is there a debate over when you eat a banana? Yeah, because I like it a weird way. Of course you do. What do you like? Do you like it really green or really brown? Really green. Like when you go to peel it, the peel just kind of like...

It's really hard to get off. That's why you like it. It's difficult. They got a good zing to them. They're so hard, though. If they have any brown spot, I'm disgusted. Even if it's yellow, I'm disgusted. You're disgusted by a yellow banana?

Yeah, it's like... God, man. The smell, the taste. I can't wait. It goes from really, really good to disgusting. I can't wait for Joe's biography to come out. And the chapter, I'm really disgusted by a yellow banana.

Colon, there's no middle ground. Same thing with avocados. Avocados, yeah. Once it gets a little bit soft. The window is so small that I like it, and then it's disgusting. I want it to be when you squeeze it and you're not sure if it's ready.

Because when you can squeeze it and your thumb can go into it, I almost just want to throw it away. You ever squeeze them and they're so old that there's almost like an air pocket in it? They're so old that it's all a fork in the road.

No, that you can feel like an air pocket in them. Yeah. That's disgusting. Don't even check it. Just throw it away. I like them as long as they don't have any brown on them no brown yeah then i'm good any brown is disgusting yeah brown on an avocado is disgusting brown on a banana is disgusting too i can take a little bit you know what i don't mind because you just throw them in a pancake no i don't like the taste i don't yeah i don't like the taste of the brown texture You can't taste the texture of what? Oh you don't mean like whole blobs of it You mix it in with the flour

I don't think I like the flavor It's more the flavor than the texture for me Alright whatever You know what I like to do with a pancake You get all the dry ingredients You put them in a bowl Then you add Are we seriously talking about how we make pancakes right now?

Instead of using milk, use yogurt. Greek yogurt? Yeah, Greek yogurt. Really? Yeah, like a container of it. Oh, all right. You know what's even better than that? Huh?

With cold honey? You can put some cold honey in there. If it'll get you over to my house on breakfast, I'll put cold honey in. Cottage cheese is also really good. No, you won't even know it's in there. Then why use it? Then why do it?

Because it adds something special. You know what else is good? Bumblebees. You won't even know it's in there. Then why use it? Then why do it? Because it adds something special. You know what else is good? Bumblebees. You won't even know they're in there. I put bumble,

my patented bumblebee, my patented, my patented, my single skillet, 30 minute, my 30 minute single skillet Thursday night

comfort quiches. You're going to love them. But don't take my word for it. Here's San Francisco 49er Jerry Rice. Hi, I'm Jerry Rice. You might assume by my name that I only eat rice. Mike, you get two emails about Mr. Pillow being a thing

and you want to do a fucking character every episode. Stop me from doing my characters. I like his characters. What are we doing? Are we still playing tapes? Whose turn is it? Yours. Oh, Savage Cross. Alright, here it is. And then I go get it because I feel like I had it, right? Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The End Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Savage Cross. Try one of my Farm the Platters sweet and sour Asiago mushroom dippers.

Is that why you've been over there quiet this whole time? I've been thinking about that. Just brewing this up? I've been brewing that up. I'd like an Asiago mushroom dippers. Is that why you've been over there quiet this whole time? I've been thinking about that. I'd like an Asiago mushroom dipper. What are you dipping it in? A plate to platter sweet and sour Asiago mushroom dipper. I'm dipping them in my... What's a plate to platter? What do you mean? No, a farm to platter.

Farm to platter sweet and sour Asiago mushroom dippers. What did you think it was I didn't know what that meant that's why I was confused what's our sticker called again my chocolate covered full of butter it's called Zeppelin

Zeppelin stairway Zeppelin stairway Zeppelin no Zepp stairway stars bush and there's a black helicopter with a red cross on the side and that has a bumper sticker that says eat Bertha's muscles.

All right. Yeah. All right. All right. I think I just heard a kid scream. Oh, for real? Yeah, for real.

No, he's saying some of his slam poetry. I think I just heard a kid scream. All right, Joe. What do you got? I like ice cream. I'm not a rapper.

It's not one of my talents. Let's play. I play on the dream team. This is Endless Caverns Outer Vertex split. We're going to play the Outer Vertex side. At least some of it. The what? On Feathered Coyote.

I was wondering what was going on here because the download card slipped back here. I thought it was like this whole like wraparound cover thing going on. And Outer Vertex is Eric Arn. And I have an Eric Arn tape that I've been meaning to bring. What is a vertex? A vertex? Yeah. It's the opposite of a vortex.

It's like a convex vortex. So a vortex comes down in the middle. Uh-huh. A vertex is Yeah. It's the opposite of a vortex. It's like a convex vortex. So a vortex comes down in the middle. Uh-huh. A vertex is on the outside. Okay, it's everything else. Yeah, it's a convex vortex. It's just like a huge explosion from a tiny point. Oh, I like this. This is, first of all, some thick stock going on here.

Feel how thick and glossy that paper is. That's an interesting stock. It's got a snap of like a five, maybe a six. It's got a snap of a Hillshire sausage. Is that a thing? No. Hillshire sausage?

What? Feel that snap. Snap to it. Farrow. That's not regular water. What is that? Fizzy water? That's bubble water.

All right. What side are you playing in? I wasn't ready for that. Endless vertex? That tastes like it came out of a cave. Outer vertex. Outer vertex. And it's split with who?

Endless caverns. And it's on Feather Coyote, right? Feather Coyote. Oh, they sent over a bunch of new tapes. Yeah. There's one I... I'm not going to go digging for it. I like this...

They're all really good, though. I like this little strip of art on the back of the J-card flap. This little guy here? The rectangle. Yeah, I like that. It's nice. It's good. The whole presentation is awesome.

And it took us a little bit to figure out which side was which, because the... There's no screw, first of all. There's no screw. There's no A, B indication. Mm-hmm. But the sticker on each side corresponds with the little... Pictures. Ah, okay.

On that flap, on the inside flap. Took us a minute to solve that puzzle. You got to do a little homework. It's a mind puzzle. It's like a Da Vinci code. Yeah. We time-lapse. We've been recording this for three days.

We figured out when the sun hit it at a certain time, the shadow that it cast. My phone rang real late at night, and Joe on the other end, he's frantically looking through papers. Mike, I got it. I forgot A and B. The whole room was red string. I walked in.

Photos that I put all over the place. I walked in. I said, you glorious bastard. You finally figured it out. You figured it out when the Obama zombies are coming. It was all in the code. It was hard, but you know. Let's play this.

It was worth it. New Feathered Coyote Tape. I didn't like the coup. It was hard, but... Let's play this. It was worth it. New feathered coyote tape. I didn't like the bubbly water at first, but... Did you watch that cool Keith interview thing? Yes. We talked... You bring this up all the time. Because I think it's amazing.

Have you watched that? Yes. Outer Vertex. You know what? Yes. I like seltzer water. What? It's got lots of little bubbles. ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. guitar solo guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. gonna get wet, man.

Ooh, what's getting wet? I had a little spill. I forget even why it spilled. You were getting up to do something, too. Something, like, epic. Well, I normally am on the verge of that, Joe. Outer Vertex, split with Endless Caverns, and the new one on Feathered Coyote.

Probably still available on the Zoom. I think they just came out. About six or seven tapes in that batch. All righty, we got next. What do we got up next? Ask me again. What do we got up next? Dave Duane.

Dave's Corner. My Corner. What are you going to play, tape? Okay, same. I'm going'll play another one from Inner Island. What's that, a koi fish on the cover?

Another Inner Island, huh? Another Inner Island. Two strips of bacon from Inner Island tonight. You got the tabs out double dose. There's a project by...

There's a project called Kioni. K-I-O-N-I. Kioni. Two words. Two words? Two words. Where does one word and the other word begin? K-I-O-N-I. Keone. Two words. Two words? Two words. Where does one word and the other word begin?

Key. One. Where the space was is where the words split. Okay. Understood. I know. I knew. He knew.

He knew the whole time. This tape is called Autumn in Real Time. Does this label do all of their tapes in these O cards? Yeah. We were talking about that earlier. I think they're all in it. O cards, cards yeah because i've got uh another one from this label that's softer or softest so all the ones that i have the softest one and then we got one like a couple months ago okay right on um i'm with you so all the ones that i have from the label are in the o card

like the smell of those bricks like the smell of those bricks. You like the smell of those bricks in your face? Is that pro-dubbed over there? Yeah. Yeah, it's got some squibblies on it. They got some professionals to dub this one. They were like, should we dupe it ourselves? They're like, nah, bring in the pros.

And that's what they did. They went down to, they had a meeting over down at Pepperoni Boys, and they sat around, they split a pie. What kind of pie? and that's what they did. They went down to... They had a meeting over down at Pepperoni Boys, and they sat around. They split a pie. They decided... What kind of pie? It was a... Well, it was supposed to be a caprese pie,

but they put on... I don't know about caprese salad. Yeah, they put on... Then I ordered Chinese food from this new place, too. Uh-huh. Bean curd. Bean curd with broccoli. Standard, you know?

Yeah. It was just like raw tofu. Yeah, a lot of places do it like that. Really? Yeah. Really? That's not that weird. They do that without you asking it to be like that?

Yeah. I've asked for it to be like that before, but I've always had to ask. It wasn't fried. Was it off the healthy menu? You might have gotten it off the healthy menu. Healthy menu. It's just bean curd or broccoli isn't even on the menu. I just ask for it at every place.

Well, tell me when it fried. When it fried. Can you fry that? Perfect. That's exactly what you're going to do. I'll do that next time. That's exactly what you're going to do. What if they fry the broccoli? I'll eat that. I mean, if you're already getting

that meal, you're going to eat whatever they give you. You know what I mean? I'll do it. You're going to eat whatever? I don't know. I don't know if I'm going eat whatever they give me Whose turn is it Yours Is it really No it's my turn Fuck

I don't wanna go so bad I just want it more Keone I just want it more Keone Oh yeah we already talked about this Yes Inner Islands

They all do the O cards It's all coming back to me Yeah you got it It's all coming back to me Uh huh Uh huh This tape is called Autumn in Real Time And and real is spelled like a real tape. Two E's.

Two strips of bacon. All right, pass it on over here. You already did, didn't you? Look at this. It's like I'm time traveling. Let's just say play then. All right. You ever seen Primer?

What's the name of the tape? Autumn. Are you being serious? Who's it by? Are they all or no cards? Keone. All or no cards. so so so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. and say I didn't like it. I'm just saying that's what it looked like. Like, how would I know how well it looked if I didn't like it, if I wasn't requesting it

and staring in the mirror while it was happening? Come on. Head in the game. Keone from Autumn in real time. Another one on Inner Islands. Did those come out somewhat recently, Dave? I think so. That and the soft disc cassette you played tonight?

Yeah, we got them recently. But I don't know. My turn. I'm guessing they came out recently. Do some research on the internet. What are we? What are you hanging on that? What are we, your little internet errand boys?

What? Google it, dummy. This corkboard? Yeah, the corkboard with the tongue right there. Bills and stuff. Bills and stuff. Yeah. Why is it so low?

Because that's where the space on the wall is. All right. But you could have hung it up higher. What, like three inches higher? Three to four? I'm fine. I agree. It should have been three to four inches higher.

It's kind of low. But what bills? The mortgage. There's nothing hung up there now. Everything's paid. You come in here and do the bills. No, I used to. Now I don't anymore.

You just do it all on your phone. So now it's just a cork board Yeah Alright Just something from the pick out Look I got the new Wi-Fi password On top of it

But I only But you didn't pin it to it That's what This is what I'm getting at You hung that on top I don't have any push pins This is what I'm saying You're like

It's for the bills But there's not one It's a brand new cork board It's never been used Truth be told It's never been used There's not told. It's never been used. There's not one sign of wear and tear on that. There's several.

You've never used that for the bills. No, I definitely have. No, because next to it is a holder for the bills. No, those aren't bills. Look. Let me... Hold on. Look.

There's holes in there. Oh, I was really hoping you would turn that over And it would have been a dartboard There's holes in there There's some evidence Not much Truth be told, this was just on the floor And I figured to get it out of the way I hung it up on the wall

And I used it for bills But you pay them on your phone I'm not coming up here to do it Paperless billing Brought to you by Tabs Out What was I saying? I was saying something important. We're Paperless Billing's sponsor.

Because I think it was really important. Was it? Probably. And then you were like Well, what's up? I've been told to use a cork board, Mike. You're stupid. Alright. Well, I'm gonna play this tape by a project called City Dragon. Tape is called Dogs Dogs on a label called

Ingrown. Like a man's man? Like an ingrown toenail? No, because it's dogs dogs. Because they're both plural. So it's not a man's man. A man's man's. But what's a man's man's? What's a man's man? It's a whole bunch of those. Oh, okay.

Multiple? Not necessarily a whole bunch, but more than one. A whole bunch of those. Oh, okay. Multiple? Yeah. Not necessarily a whole bunch, but more than one. More than three. Okay. A whole bunch of what? Daddies? I think it's a project from Paris. Ooh.

Oh. Baguette. I was going to say baguette. Yeah, because that's the French thing. That's the one French thing. The tower they fucked up and baguettes. Braised. Pat Ben Lapu.

Yo, all these guys look like they fix computers. Your French guy is dangerously close to my swamp touch. Yeah, I think they might know each other. Except for him. Where's your swamp touch guy from? New Orleans. Which has a French background.

That's true. I bet there's a connection there. Yeah, there's a connection there. guy from? New Orleans. Which has a French background. That's true. That's why. I bet there's a connection there. Yeah, there's a connection there. It's like third cousin. Wouldn't it be nice to get them to meet though? That'd be a reality show. No, they're cultures.

They don't have anything. One thing about this tape that I find odd is it's got a little J card here. It's got this magenta cassette show. That's magenta? I'm having a brain freeze between i'm mixed up in my brain what's cyan and what's magenta right now that's cyan this is cyan i'm sorry um with the you know a label on it what color am i seeing the label on it but you flip it over and then it's just they wrote b and sharpie on the B side. What side is this?

One side has the label. I assume that's A, but what about this? What side is this? No one knows. That's a good joke. Put B. That's a good joke. I hope it's supposed to be a joke. No, it's good. I like it.

City Dragon Dogs Dogs cassette on ingrown. Here is a little sliver. For your liver. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END Thank you. Back. Front. Left. Front. Left. Right. City dragon.

Up and down. Dogs, dogs. All around. You like dags? You like dags? You like dags? You like dags, dags? Oh, dogs.

On ingrown. What's that, Cockney? Ingrown, it's a Cockney label. Degs? Degs. Cockney? Yeah. No, they're gypsies, right? Gypsies. Don't they speak Cockney or no? I don't know. Who cares?

Do you like Jackie Brown? What do you want to talk about, Mike? Do you like Degs? What about me? How come I don't get to pick? Do you like Jackie Brown? Have you seen Jackie Brown? I've seen Jackie Brown in pieces. I've seen the whole movie in pieces. You fell to pieces when you watched it? Well, I fell to pieces and then I watched it.

What movie made you fall to pieces? It wasn't a movie. I just fall to pieces every couple of months. I was thinking maybe you watched Backdraft and then you fell to pieces and then someone was like, are you alright? And you're just like sobbing on little Jackie Brown. Little Jackie Brown.

I fall into cubes. Gleaming the Cube? Cube shaped pieces. Gleaming the Cube? You know they changed the name of that movie when they, like years after it came out?

It was called Gleaming the Cube. And they changed it to what? I don't know. Something for the love of a brother or something weird like that. Really? Yeah. And then it changed to what? I don't know. Something for the love of a brother or something weird like that. Really? Yeah. And then it got changed back?

I don't know. Because that's the current incarnation if you buy it, right? I don't know. I don't know if anyone's buying it. But if you were to... Is his mic on? I don't really hear Joe on my headphones. Yeah.

Hello? Hello? I don't hear you at all. No? No. My... Yes. Hello? Do you hear him Dave? No Dave hears me Let's go out Let's cut all that out about Joe's headphones

No it's fine That's good stuff Dean Martin used to do that kind of material Let's play this half high tape On Eaterdown Eaterdown Why Eaterdown. Eaterdown. New Eaterdown.

Why did you touch that little part so much? That's all wet. Oh, I'm sorry. Because I spilled all that bubble water. Half high. Two excerpts from a two-hour performance titled Calling Nina. Record it live. At some gallery where apparently

a team of scientists conducted intensive research. During the performance? On the site, no. In the past. gallery where apparently a team of scientists conducted intensive research. No, in the past. On the psychokinetic powers of someone. That's where they performed this. It doesn't work.

Well, they said it doesn't work, but then they said, let's record the tape anyway. Tape's called Calling Nina. Check it out. Yeah, I dig this. Hold on. The artwork's always good. Yeah, the artwork's always good.

Do you have the other Eaterdown tape, Biff? Yes. I want to show Joe that artwork. I like that one a lot. Oh, I thought that was going to fall over. Yeah, this one is super tight looking. Look at that little guy. Look at that little character on the front.

Oh, this is the label. That's pretty good, right? Where they were obviously in a lovemaking act, right? No, no, no, no. That was different. No, that was Hatsu Mountain. Oh, okay. These are all screen printed too, right?

Yeah. They do a good job. They always pick like two colors and run with them for the batch. Yeah, their art is always so fucking tight. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. so fucking tight. Yeah. They're both sick tapes. You're going to buy this one right here?

Yeah, the little weird lizard guy. Then you got this guy with his little dangle. It's like two little knuckles down there. Oh man, he's working hard. He's got a blindfold on. He's got some sort of belt. Are you sure his mic's on? I don't know.

Who cares? Okay. I'm going to say for the record, I don't think Joe B.'s mic's on. He's not saying anything important, is he? Do you want me to talk for you, Joe? I mean, we're going to play this half-heartedly. No, it's...

Eat her down. All right, episode 49. Jerry Rice's number. Jerry Rice's number. Oh, shit. Thanks for listening. Thanks to Crawford. Jerry Rice's number. Oh, shit. Thanks for listening. Thanks to Crawford Filio for the intro. Tune in next time for the 50th episode extravaganza.

There'll be prizes. There'll be games. There'll be... We gotta talk about how we're gonna set the room up. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. We gotta do that. We'll get to that.

I feel like a long table or something. Yeah. A panel. Next to... The table's here, so we're facing the wall. I want it to be like the Star Trek bridge and I sit in the captain's chair. Well, how are we going to do that in here? I want you to be Data.

Yeah, is his microphone not working, right? It might not be. It's too late now. The show's over. Oh, stop, stop. No. Hello. See? But that could be your microphone.

We'll figure it out after we stop. All right. All right. It was probably off. There you go. I'll edit in all of Joe B's parts that you can't hear. Or see. Go back and listen to that.

Huh? Go back and listen to that. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. Thanks for watching!