Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #50 | 7.13.14

Episode Date: July 13, 2014

Aaron Dilloway, MICROFL▼RSCNCE, Rug, Roofers Nest, Methadrone, God is Black, 555, Jump Rope, Hybrination, Wes Tirey, DJ DJ Tanner, Forma, Orbits, Caroline Says, Underwater Escape Form The Black Hole, Goliath Bird Eater, LXV, Macho Blush, and Kyle Landstra.

It's the Tabs Out 50th episode block party. Featuring Peppers Karaoke, hosted by Mistake by the Lake Records. Who said Peppers? Blank Tape Bingo. C40. A meet and greet with Mr. Pillow. And backed by popular request, the Tabs Out Dancers. Hosted by Mike, the big man Haley.

I got something to say! Sneaky Dave. Yeah, I do that. And Joe B., the noise lawyer. It's this! It's all right here on Tabs Out, your source for the hottest cassette collutre gossip. That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Tabs Out, the step podcast.

Oh, shit. What's going on? Tabs Out, episode number 50. What? Tabs Out episode number 50 What? Tabs out episode 50 There's a lot of people There's a lot of people hanging out Let's move over a little bit

Let's go inside real quick Can we head inside and shut the door behind you Dave? Just go around this wall The party is just too insane Episode number 50 We got a live band face painting We got Caroline Teagle doing face painting. Oh yeah, we got Caroline Teagle doing face painting.

Mr. Green Jeans is on the stage right now. Yeah, about to kick it up. Oh, I think they just started actually. Come on down. We got,

bring the whole family. We got an orange milk dunk tank. I see you there. Get a chance to dunk Keith Rankin. This is a family-friendly event. Bring them all down.

Bring them all down. Getting a little wild over there. All right. Let's go inside. This is too crazy out here. All right. It's a big party. Everybody's here.

Slowly shut the door behind you, Dave, so it fades out. Tab Talk Set Podcast, episode number 50. A big deal, right? It is a big deal. Is it? Well, we got the whole street shut down for this one. It's an odd number. It is an odd number. You're an odd number, Joe. Ah, feeling good tonight. How are you guys

feeling? Pretty good. You know how good I'm feeling? How good? Good enough to order two pizzas for the night. We got a pizza. That's a two pizza night. Two pizzas? A two pizza night. It's a big one.

From where? Pizza. No, chow. Pizza, pizza. The one that Dave stole the pizza from? No, he wouldn't go back to that one. What was that, Dave? It's the pizza noise.

Do it again. Hit me with it. Ooh. That's nice. It's like a little power up when we get a piece. Oh, Joe's about to get one. You want to grab one? I'm just looking at it. Okay. He just looked at it Hit me with it. Ooh. That's nice. It's like a little power-up when we get a piece. Hold on. Joe's about to get one. You want to grab one?

I'm just looking at it. Okay. He just looked at it, so play it. Yeah. I like the sound effects going all out. Well, you know, you got to. It's an upgrade to the 50th, yeah. Ooh.

Ooh. We might have some... Oh, shit. We should say that we're going to open up the hotline in a little bit. We're going to accept some calls. Oh, yeah. Give some callers in on the game. Debut of the phone number.

Yeah. Might play some messages from the hotline a little bit later. Oh, we should probably say there's a Tabs Out hotline now. A 24-hour, all... Seven days a week. Seven days a week. 365 days a year. All the days in the American calendar.

You can call the Tabs Out hotline with any of your cassette. What is going on right now? Do you hear that? There's a party happening somewhere. Any questions, comments, concerns you have about cassette tapes? Just give us a call. Maybe we'll let you know. They're really kicking it up out there, aren't they?

Well, you know. It's a block party. Getting wild. Give us a call. We'll give out the number a little bit later. Not now? 480-TABS-OUT. That's 480-TABS-OUT.

TABS-OUT. I don't know the numbers for it. Seven something. There's a seven involved. Might be a two. It might be a two. Everything gets... And then there's two of the same number.

I know that. Oh, shit. Well, we should have just said that. You can figure it out from that. Yeah. DaVinci Code that. Yeah, there's only so many numbers you can I know that. Oh, shit. Well, we should have just said that. You can figure it out from that. Yeah. Da Vinci code that. Yeah, there's only so many numbers you can... There's only so many combinations of numbers.

Just stop right there. There's only so many numbers. I'll give you a hint. It has Emmett Smith's number in it. That's your only hint. And the other... What's that? I think we're in store for a bunch of sound effects tonight.

All right. We'll play some messages that we got on the hotline. We'll take some calls a little bit later. Maybe have some people pop in tonight. Who knows? Some poppers? We'll get some poppers. But in the meantime, let's start off with some cassette tapes.

You guys want to do that? Sounds good to me. Okay. I'm going to start off with a double banger. A double banger? A double banger. Just this recent, this past weekend,

we sent out the... This one or the one before? The one that already happened. Okay. We sent out... Back there's the

duck. No problem, boys. I'll be here. If you have any other calendar questions, direct them to me. We sent out tabs

out number five and tabs out number six in the Chromedome subscription series. Tapes by... I thought I had them. Somebody hand me the tapes. They're there, right there. Do you forget?

Tapes by Aaron Dilloway and Microfluorescence. The Dilloway one is a tape called Sienna. Dave, I got a question. Are you playing that in the background right now? No. No, it's the party. Oh, that's okay.

Okay. Understood. It's a tape called Sienna that he made. He recorded some of these field recordings and whatnot, loops that he recorded on vacay. Where at? Sienna. Where's Sienna?

It's in Italia. Oh, really? Right? Is it? I don't know. Maybe at? Siena. Where's Siena? It's in Italy. Oh, really? Right? Italy? Is it? I don't know. Maybe. I don't know.

I'm a calendar man. I'm not a map man. Oh, right, right. But we put out a tape in these Brad packs. Joby, you did the silkscreen on these, right? I did. It was a pain in the butt. Yeah, it came out nice, though.

Uh-huh. And then the micro... Did we add enough? Yes. Okay. We did. We had more than enough. You did an excellent butt. Yeah, it came out nice, though. Uh-huh. And then the micro... Did we add enough? Yes. Okay. We did. We had more than enough. You did an excellent job.

Oh, great. And then a tape by Microfluorescence called Five. I like that little die-cut cover. Yeah, a little die-cut cover. Now, here's the thing. Microfluorescence uses, in their name, if the upside-down triangle. So I should have cut this the other way. Oh, so you fucked it up. Yeah. And also, if I did that, the name 5, so the Roman numeral V,

I could have put the card in right-side up and it would have went through the die cut. Everything about it, it still came out pretty nice. Yeah, it still looks good. It still looks good, right? Yeah. So we'll play some of those tapes.

And what else do we have to say about that? I don't know Have you got yours yet Joe? Are these yours right here? No those are Dave's I put mine in my bag So let's start this off A little cut off the Dillaway tape

Sienna A little cut off the B side I like that you flipped it Wrong Right and then wrong again. It's in there. All right, let's go. You want to go?

Kick it off. Episode number 50, Aaron Dilloway from the Sienna Cassette and Micro Fluorescence from Five, two new Tabs Out subscription series tapes. Here's a cut of both. I'm going to go ahead over to the dunk tank. Oh, we're going to go to the orange smoke dunk tank? Yeah.

I got a dollar. That milk's been sitting out all day. And if you throw the beveled orb just right. The beveled orb? Yeah. Some weird slot. And then it starts to melt and juices come out of it. You can dunk those fuckers and straighten that milk.

It didn't start off orange. It's been out all day. It just keeps getting more orange. It keeps getting a little. I'm afraid it's going to be red soon. All right. go, Dave. so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to you guys. I'm sorry. To be continued... Thank you. Thank you. I'm you. I'm sorry. ¶¶ Aaron Dilloway in Microflow Triangle Essence. Essence. The two of us knew Chromedome tapes.

Subscription series tapes, steps out. There should be a Chromedome sound too, Dave. Chromedome sound? When we say Chromedome, it's like... Tapes for the Chromedome. What would that sound like? There there it is there we go i'm liking what you got going on dave i gotta say um the only way to get those tapes is to just a chrome. Nailed it.

Go on over to DaxOut.com. Click on donate or whatever it says on the top. It sounds like donate. Michael Ofresen said the duo of Robert Skorinski and Ross Devlin. One guy from Poland, one guy from the good old U.S. of A. That's what I'm talking about. How they solved crime and made cassettes, I'll never know. What we can accomplish when we forget

about borders. You know, it makes me think when I was a very young boy. Joe, what do you got? I'm going to play a tape by... Are we going to play this tape and then open up the hotline? Oh let's do that We can just open it now can't we?

Just say the hotline's open Let me take to viral media People want to talk to us they can wait Viral YouTubes Tweets, Facebooks, Pinterest I took to it earlier I said 10 to 1 What? 10 to 1 odds?

10 to 1 no The hotline will be open from 10 o'clock at night till 1 o'clock in the morning. Oh, yeah. That's about right. That's what I did on social media. 480 tabs out. The hotline is now open.

We might answer. We might not. 480 tabs out. We may. We may not. The tweet, it's on the Ethernet now. It went through my Ethernet. It's on there.

So that phone might ring but if we're playing the tape we won't answer right is that how it works no we'll answer and keep on hold keep on hold yeah be like hold on hold on we're playing sound effects all right what tape you gonna play let's play rug rug like a carpet on patient sounds another damn girls like the fifth show in a row we played something on Patient Sounds. Well, you know, I just, I don't pay attention to that. I just play what I like. I know, I hear you.

Rug. Do you know anything about rug? Do you pay attention to that? No, no, no, no. What are you paying attention to? What is taking up your day? I listen to it. Okay.

Ooh, just the sound. You're a sound man. I'm a sound man. Mm, I heard about you. This looks like, what's that little blurry angel inside? Is that an angel? It is an you. What's that little blurry angel inside? Is that an angel? It is an angel. It's a little blurry angel.

It's a cute guy. I like that. Here, let's play the A side. Play the A side? It's called All Neck. I knew some guys were all neck. I like the second side. I wanted to play just because of the name.

I like the jams on the A side. Are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine. Jesus. The B side is called Get Plished. Get Plished? What's plished mean? Just cause of the name But like the jams On the A side Are you alright? Yeah I'm fine Jesus The B side's called Get plished Get plished? What's plished mean?

I don't know Get plished Right? Yeah it's what it says Plished But we want all neck All neck Damn girl

You all neck All neck girl Alright well let's play this rug tape on patient sounds Did this come out in the latest batch The one with that Ben Varian tape Yeah Ben Varian tape is a fucking burner man DJM

Let's not get back into that Let's leave episode 49 In episode 49 Alright rug all neck Everybody's gotta make a living. Tight orange shell. I don't know. ¶¶ ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon We're here. We're here. uh so Good night. All right, rug.

Rug. Patient sounds. Wait, who's that? Oh, we got another caller. They're going to have to wait, I guess. Somebody's going to hold. But we do. Stop it.

Hang up. Whoever you are. We got a call in, our first live call. Caller. During this are. We got a call in our first live call. Caller. During this tape. During this tape, which is kind of cool. What's the word we came up with? Serendipitous.

We just made that up. We made that up. We just made it up. It was so serendipitous when I made that up. We got a call here. Caller, why don't you identify yourself? Holy shit. Dave, you got a sound effect for him?

How's it going, Matthew? It was kind of crazy that you called while we... No, you talk. This is your... You just go. This isn't my podcast. You talk. We were saying it's crazy you called when we were playing that tape.

Mmm. you called when we were playing that tape. Mm. Mm. And I said, why not try some new things and give them a call? See, that makes fun to try new things. Yeah, viral marketing works. It does work.

And how much would you like to donate today? What can we put you down for? I'll even take some of that. How about some hollow bread? I'll send you some hollow bread. Hollow bread. What about the blood of my firstborn child? Can I donate that?

Yes. Do I get a Dillaway tape for the blood of my firstborn child? Yes. Super tight. It depends. Blood type. It all depends on blood type. Earlier, when you called, you said you're moving? You're getting ready to move?

Yeah, we are moving to Chicago in like 11 days. Look at you, Terry Gross, asking questions. I've got the computer behind me with all this personal information. Where are you moving to? Chicago. Chicago? In 11 days. Ooh, cold up there, though, right? Yeah. It was really humid. Rather balmy. Ooh. Yes. Cold up there, though, right? Yeah.

Chicago. When I got there, it was really humid. Rather balmy, I would say. That's because the air is mostly bullets. Yeah, 80% or something. Where are you moving from? Where do you currently live? Fort Collins, Colorado.

I'm going to Colorado next month. What are you doing in Colorado? I'm just going to Denver next month. What are you doing in Colorado? I'm just going to Denver to hang out. Cool. He's going to get fucked up. I really want to buy weed in a store. In a store?

Yeah. You know, it's really expensive, though. Well, what's that? Well, it doesn't matter. I mean, it doesn't matter. I just want to go once and buy in a store. It's an experience. Yeah, for the experience. Tell us about Rug.

Yeah. Yeah, tell us about Rug. Rug is this guy, Zach Stenger. He's from California, and he sent me demos like a really long time ago. That's the second Rug tape I put out. The first one was called Apple Eaters, Puke Up Logic. Puke Up? Yeah, Puke Up.

I think it had something to do with throwing up into his computer and then like exporting that sound. Oh, that's a good idea. You can't do that on an Apple computer. You can only do that on a Windows machine. PC only. But yeah, he

just sent me a demo. We get a lot of really crappy demos and also a lot of really good demos and he's lot of really good demos, and he's one of the really good ones. He's just been floating me stuff pretty regularly, and we finally had a second taste for the material, so I was putting it out. This one's cool.

I really love the album title, All Neck, Get Plished. I don't know what that means, but I'm into it. We were talking about that. Yeah, definitely. Really like that. Get Plished. I don't know what getting plished entails, but it sounds like a pretty good time probably. It's definitely wet. Yeah. Really like that. Get plush. I don't know what getting plush entails, but it sounds like a pretty good time probably. It's definitely wet.

Yeah. Yeah, it's very wet. There's something moist involved. Yeah, very moist, like maybe a little mossy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you get squished out. Dave, just to let you know. Can he hear the sound effects?

Dave did sound effects for this episode. I was going to ask if you guys were playing live sound effects. Yeah. But I was like, maybe it's just like. No, first time ever. That was a toilet flushing. I was going to ask if you guys were going to start doing sound effects on Tabs Out more. Because I think that's a really good idea.

We just started tonight. It's pretty good. Are you guys building like a sick sound board with like really cool, like you have so many cool sound effects? Dave has kept it a secret. So far he's debuted about four. There was like a boing, boing, boing, and then a laser-esque. There it is. A laser.

And then for the Chrome donation, there was also, anytime we said that, there was a sound. It was that one. That one. Kind of metallic. Was it a metallic sound? Yeah, it's a metallic-y laser sound. It was that one. It was that one. Kind of metallic. Was it a metallic sound? Yeah, it's a metallic-y laser sound. It's a laser. Metallic-y enough.

All right, Matt. Perfect. Well, thanks for giving us a call. Thanks for being the first on air. Let's give him a hand for being the first. All right. The pleasure was all mine. All right.

We'll call again. We'll have you as a regular guest. Yeah. Yeah, you can call every episode if you want. We'll keep picking up every time. We'll talk to you. Perfect. I'm going to go eat this angel head pasta.

Thanks, Dad. Good luck with your move. Yeah, enjoy that bread. All right. Later. Yeah, thanks, guys. Good night. Tight.

Well, I think we probably missed the first few sentences that he said. Oh, really? Yeah. We weren't recording? A little bit. No, we weren't recording, but just no little we were recording but just some routing technical difficulties so just a little little boner on dave but that was matt from patient sounds in case we didn't get that uh later on we may have missed that part yeah

we're working this out yeah i thought we were you know it's a new system it's a new system but we got it going speaking of speaking of new systems, Ian Franklin walking into the studio. Ian, how's it going? Going pretty good. Yo, man. We'll have him. He's one of the Tab-Tot dancers. We're going to get him.

John Pyle, unfortunately, tried to get the whole family here. Well, you know what? I think he was a little bit ashamed of something. What? Yeah, he stayed at your house, didn't he? Yeah, yeah. Where's he at well he's he spent the night at my house and he took a shower uh-huh and he was making some really weird noises when he was taking the shower what's that mean what do you mean i don't know i

don't i don't really know what he was doing you got a cassette tape of it i i did record a little bit of it on my phone well it's not tape. Well, it's not on the phone. It's on the tape. All right. You going to play this tape? You're going to put my phone in there? Yeah. That'll work. All right.

You guys... Let me hear it. Let me hear what you're talking about. I feel bad playing it because it's really weird. Just play it. He's a weird dude. All right. We've gone this far.

Just listen to some of the noise. That's John Pyle? I mean, unless there was somebody else in there. What was he doing? I don't know. This seems weird. I feel like we shouldn't be listening to this. I am shocked and scared.

I don't even know what to say. He was going at it in there, huh? Jesus Christ. So then he caught you. He caught me. Well, he didn't say anything. We didn't say anything to each other. We didn't talk anything to each other.

He didn't speak about it, but you knew. Let's cleanse our palates and play tape. John Pyle, seek some help, man. What do you got, Dave? What are you going to play? Maybe he had some little army men in there. He was playing war. Maybe he's practicing for an audition.

He's got a vocal... It's vocal warm-ups. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds like vocal warm-ups. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's got an audition coming up. He was doing scales.

Yeah. All right, Dave, what do you want to play? It's my turn? Mm-hmm. I'm going to play... How about we play a couple tracks off of this Roofer's Nest tape? Roofer's Nest? Yeah, Roofer's Nest. I had a Roofer's Nest at my Roofer's Nest? Yeah, Roofer's Nest.

I had a Roofer's Nest in my neighbor's house. They had some roofers up there doing some work, and they just built a nest for themselves and stayed up there. Yeah, there's a roofer? Yeah. Yeah, he's a roofer. I don't know if he does it anymore. It just, that's what they...

De-escalate cassette. It's like the Eagle's Nest, but for roofers. Roofers. Power Moves label. Power Moves Toronto, Canada label. Is label part of the name for roofers. Power Moves label. Power Moves Toronto Canada label. Is label part of the name of the label? Power Moves label. Do you say Power Moves label or do you just say Power Moves?

I heard they were making some Power Moves. You could probably do both. Power Moves label. So tell me, Dave, about Roofer's Nest. Who is this? I don't know anything about it, to be honest with you. So we're all on the same playing field. We're all on the same playing field. Kind of like Rug. Yeah. we're all on the same playing field. We're all on the same playing field.

Kind of like Rug. We're all on the same Rug. Rufus and us de-escalate. Is this a newer one? Did we just get this? Yes, this came out, I believe, in April. But I could be wrong about that. They gave you a little business card in here.

What's so funny right now? Because you're asking me for information on the tape, and I'm like, well, I don't have anything. I'm just going to straight up say it. You have very little information to offer for this one. There's another. This tape came out on that same batch, I think, and this tape's really good.

Oh, I like how they use the same font deal, the same text treatment on the spines. Did you see that thing? Speaking of fonts, real quick. On the interwebs, that 80s font that no one talks about or whatever. What? Or not that no one talks about. I didn't click on the thing.

It was like the font that defined the 80s. It's the Reebok font, but I didn't realize it's also the Trapper Keeper font. And it's also another 80s iconic. Now that you say that, yeah. It's the same font. Is it Radio Shack? No, it's not Radio Shack. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Just listen to this.

John Pyle. He's into weird shit, man. Yeah. Getting too excited for Summer Scum. Alright. getting too excited for uh summer scum all right all right let's play this tape roofer's nest de-escalate cassette on the power moves label out of toronto canada you said dave yeah it's beautiful though this time of year it is all Still going. Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. yeah yeah How's that sound?

Roofer's Nest. That was tight. Yeah, super tight. The whole tape is killer. Roofer's Nest. I was just looking on Discogs here. What do you got? Project of Patrick Cahill.

Cahill. From Toronto. That's right. It's all coming back to me now. Also from Toronto. Same as the label Power Moves. What else has that guy done? Anything?

Nothing listed on, like with his life in general? Yeah. Now. He just sits around. Building nests on roofs. Is your mic on Joe? I can't hear you.

Can you hear me? Hello. Yeah, you just gotta get right up on it. You gotta get right up on it. That's the problem with, like it's all neck. With this mic. Can you turn?

I can turn you up a little bit, but it'll get real hissy if I turn up more than that. Turn the hiss down. Good one. All right. I'm going to play a tape now. You know what I'm going to do?

I don't want to break up the rotation. No, and I got a very special one. It's episode 50. We're here. It's a block party. We went around a brick wall, and Dave set up a soundproof. It's like quarter-inch drywall. You know what he did?

He put up quarter-inch drywall. Step out for a minute. He leaned a mattress against it. So anyone who's ever been to a punk house knows it's soundproof now. You can't hear anything. There's a pillow in the window. The neighbors can't hear anything. You guys want to see what's going on outside real quick?

Yeah, what's going on outside? Open the door. It's starting to die down a little bit out there. Is Yeah, what's going on? Open the door. What is that? It's starting to die down a little bit out there. Is there a casino out there? Oh, there's video games. We got an arcade set up. We got some arcade games?

Oh, yeah. Shit. Yeah. All right, let's go back inside. Sounds like pinball. But like I said, you know, it's a celebration. Why are we getting closer? We're standing on a moving platform right now,

and Dave says, push. No, you know those things they have on railroad tracks in old movies where two people bump? We're on one of those. How do they get those off the tracks? That's a good question. I got another question. You want to hear about good questions?

I got a good question. I've been thinking about this all week. This has seriously been on my brain for seven days. Oh, yeah? How many pianos does a piano store sell in a year? Well, how much does a piano cost? I'm being dead serious. I drove by a piano store and thought, who's buying a piano?

Where was the piano store? On Route 202, Concord Pike. I know which one you're talking about. How many pianos are they selling? They can't be selling that many, right? They probably sell piano parts. If somebody breaks a key or something. Well, here's my next thought.

That's what keeps them afloat. How many do they even need to sell? Really high margins on those keys. I bet they tune them, too. Tune them? Oh, yeah, yeah. How many do they even need to sell to stay open? What does a high-end...

Piano cost. Yeah, that they sell one and they're like, all right, we're good for the year. I'm worried. I said the same thing about mattresses. No, Dave. People, come on. People are always buying mattresses.

See, everybody needs a mattress. Yeah, but in Bayer, there's four mattresses. For the entire city. On Route 40? Yeah. That's because of the Bayer mattress tax law that gives them a tax credit. Are you being serious?

No, I'm joking. Okay, okay. All right. Well, anyway. Like I was saying, it's a celebration. We're celebrating. Well, let's celebrate each other. You want to do that?

I'll touch you. I'm going to play Joby's first tape. What? The methadrone, the sun cocaine C20. I'm going to play Joby's first tape. What? The Methadrone, the Sun Cocaine C20. Sun Cocaine? I like that.

The Sun Cocaine tape on Lover's Tapes. Did you do the cover for that? I did do the cover for that. It's a little bear screaming. Clutch. Look at that. I've done some clutch work. Let me see that.

I don't remember. I don't know who... Did you... Do you know who did this label? What was the label again? Lovers Tapes from New Jersey. No idea. I think the kid was like...

I think he was young. This was your first tape. How did he know to get in touch with you? From the internet. Ah. People were using that back in 2005. It was on a message board. Okay.

This is your first tape, right? First tape ever. Yeah. 2005 Lovers Tapes. This guy put out a tape for me, too. Yeah. He did, didn't he? And tape ever. Yeah. 2005 Lovers tapes. This guy put out a tape for me, too. Yeah, he did, didn't he? And then I think that was it. That was it.

I think that was it. Bankrupt him. What's he do now? I think about that about a lot of people. What are they doing right now? I bet he's at the beach. It's summer. Yeah.

New Jersey? He's at the shore. He's at the shore of New Jersey. Ian, hand me that tape. It's a C20. Play a little bit off. What's the A-side called? A-side called Guardians

of the Sun. Let's play a Sun imagery going on, alright? Sun cocaine. What's the B-side? Banished Ash. That's got something to do with Sun. It really is some heavy shit. Alright, well let's play a little bit off the A side.

Joby's first tape ever, Methadrone, the sun cocaine on lover's tapes. Here it is. I don't know. Thank you. so so so so so so I'm sorry. Right now! so so I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. That's a drone. Me. Joe. The Sun Cocaine of cassette.

Released by Lover's Tape. What did you say? The Sun Cocaine. The Sun Cocaine. The Sun Cocaine cassette. Joe, that was back in 2005. What was that? Nine years ago?

Bush was still president? Yeah Now What has changed since then For you personally? One thing One thing? One thing that has changed

For you personally Ugh One One thing Just one thing Since 2005 The most medium thing Medium

Medium thing The most medium thing That has changed for you I live closer to work That's pretty good. All right, that's pretty good. All right. Ian, you want to play a tape, man?

I need a sound for when you really do a good joke. I need to find one of those. Yeah, I'll play a tape. All right. Ian coming into the studio. Four-man show tonight. Pyle couldn't make it Now give it to me with no water Just the sound

John Pyle He was doing that later He was doing that later He had a filter on your phone that you could filter out The water sound. Yeah, that's what happened. He was doing it in his bedroom, too. He was drying off at that point.

Man, John Pyle. Something's weird with him. I think it's just when he's wet, he makes that noise. Beyond the Ruins label. Check it out. Don't get him wet. Don't get him moist. All right, Ian, what do you got?

Oh, shit. All right. Don't get them moist Alright, what do you got? Oh, shit, alright Um This is a new one from This is a new one from Total Black Label And, uh Name of the artist is God is Black

God is Black Total Black Total Black The theme here Edgy Yeah, but no, this is Edgy This is good stuff, though

Topical Very topical This is good. This is good stuff, though. Topical. Very topical. This is good stuff. This is good stuff? Tell me about it. It's like... It's like... It's a strange one.

It has almost no actual bass frequencies or real bassy stuff, but it's super synthy, lots of drums. It's all just in mid-range, but it's real harsh. What's on that label there, the shell label? Is that a postmark? Yeah, I don't know what that is. I like that. I like that there's two postmarks over top of each other.

Let me see. Black tape, black and white, sticker. Nice. Not total black. Total black. So who is God is Black? I think God is Black is another alias of Jason Wood. Oh, okay.

And a ton of projects. I've played some of his stuff before, but this is like, I think this is some of his first stuff with beats. More of like an industrial feel. I think it looks really good with this white Norelco. Yeah.

Dave, you were saying, are they not making these anymore? That's what National Audio Company told me. The white ones and the blue ones

are not manufacturing them anymore. That seems kind of weird. Yeah. Well, this is a Canadian label. Tapes are coming back. They're coming back

from different stores. You have to import them. Yeah, but you would think that, well, they're important. We're not making them here. I mean, Jesus Christ, we're importing them somewhere. You figure the place in Canada is getting them from the same place that we're getting them from, right? Maybe.

Unless they're getting the jump on us. Because they're higher. Because they're more north. So they're higher than us. So they just get them before they land. Because they're dropping them from the sky north. So they're higher than us. So they just get on before they land because they're dropping them from the sky

so they have to go through Canada before they get to you. And where's National Auto Company? Like in Nashville or something? They're in Missouri. Missouri, okay. Not that low.

All right. I think it's Missouri. Who knows? All right. So let's play this. Track off. Rewind it from the beginning. I've got to rewind it now.

You show play. I think it might be already there. Oh, it's there. It's not going anywhere. All right. All right. Something from the God is Black cassette on Total Black. This is a new one?

Yeah, a couple weeks old. Let's do this. We'll be right back. Set me free Ready for war Set me free Ready for war Fight In your heart Fight In your mind In your mind

Send forth Living will Send forth Living will The world is full of evil. Christ in your eyes. Christ

in your eyes Cry In your eyes Cry In your eyes Settle the phone And the world Fight! Set the floor! Get the boy up! Set the floor!

Put the baby to bed! Fight! Baby, you're on fire! Fight! I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Thank you. God is black. God is black. Total black. Just came out, you said like a month ago?

Yeah, pretty recently. That was a burner. I like that. Yeah, that was really good. I've never heard that project before. Whole tape is good. Yeah? Yeah.

Take your word for it. We're not playing the whole thing. Dave, you want to play some messages from the Tabs Out hotline? I would love to play some messages from the Tabs Out hotline. And maybe we'll answer some questions? Okay. If there's some questions. Are there questions within the messages?

I guess we'll find out. Some of them, I think. Way to ruin it. I don't like white things. Alright, well let's start off with a message from the Tabs Out hotline. 480 Tabs Out. Yo, hey, man, I had all the tapes, man. I had Bachman, Tenor Overdrive.

I had a bunch of tapes, man. I had a Beatles tape, Magical Mystery Tour. I had the sticks. I had a bunch of tapes, man. I was at Woodstock, man. I was in the back. You couldn't see me. You know, I had a Motley Crue tape.

I had like 400 tapes. I had sticks. Paradise had like 400 tapes. I had six. Paradise Theater. You heard six? Yeah, I saw them. Saw them one time. Dire Straits, Money for Nuttin'. I had that tape.

I had the OJs. You listen to OJs? Not like OJ Simpson, like the OJs. I had their OJs. Did you listen to the OJs? Not like OJ Simpson, like the OJs. I had their Greatest Hits tapes. Still got a Pantera tape. U2, Joshua Tree. I saw the Joshua Tree at the Tower Theater, man. You ever been to the Tower?

Went up to Darby. Man, I bought tapes too, man. I had a lot of tapes. What tapes? You don't even know how many tapes I got man. You like tapes? I got tapes. I got like, I got like all the Iron Maiden's, I got like, I got like Sabbath, you know, like even like the later Sabbath with like Dio.

Got a lot of tapes. Yeah, I was in Woodstock, man, but you couldn't see me. I was in the back. Oh, I got new stuff, man. I got Pearl Jam. I got Nirvana, Unplugged. Remember that, Unplugged? Remember that, Unplugged? Like MTV's Unplugged.

I got Pearl Jam. I still listen to tapes, man. People say they don't even recognize tapes. Some of my tapes melted, so I kept them in the car. Yeah, man, you making new tapes? I want to hear one of your tapes, man. Get them tabs out. All right.

You want to trade some tapes? I don't think I'm going to play the tapes on. That's the only thing. What are you playing the tapes on? Hey, long-time listener, first-time caller. I know some of the Tabs Out team members have children. I'm about to have a child, a daughter, and I wanted to learn more about how I can protect my cassette from my daughter

and also any parenting tips. It will be difficult from the internet's most successful cassette podcast with children. Thanks. Hi, this is Doug from Mountain to Mountain. Just wondering what to do when you run out of cassettes to eat with your mouth. I ate up all the tapes and my gummy hurts, but I'm still hungry.

I need them. The phone's ringing right now. Oh, what? Should we answer it? Yeah, answer it. Oh, Jesus. You recording? Yeah, I'm recording.

Tab's out. Hello? Hold on, stay on the line. You got an arm, Dave? Yeah. We can't hear you. Hello? Say...

Oh, wait, wait. Wait, I can hear you now. I think we hear someone. Hello, caller. Are you there? Hello? It's really quiet Dave It's broken

You're breaking up You're breaking up caller Please turn your radio off Information now I can hear you better now We can hear you Who is this? I need to sign information

ASAP Oh I know who this is This sounds like a peppermint Oh shit Is this a peppermint? Who is this? Give us your name. What are you doing?

Hanging out with Flea? You working on some riffs? Oh, yeah. Me and Flea have been doing wild things tonight, and I just came across this number on the internet, but I dialed it. Why don't you introduce yourself? I'm Andrew Kirshner from

Stakeby Lake, too. Everybody hear that? Yeah. Andrew,shner from Stakeby Lake. Everybody hear that? Yeah. Andrew, what cassette information do you need tonight? Well, I don't know. What's the hottest new tape out there that I

should check out? Dave, you want to handle that one? That's a good question. I've been listening to the Larry Wish tape on Orange Milk. It came out recently.

You know, Limp Bizkit's putting out a cassette. Really? Yeah. I heard that. Why don't you go ahead and pick that up? All right, I'll check that out. All right, get Limp Bizkit.

Next caller. Did I hang up on him? Yeah, I hung up on him. All right, well, you want to get back into messages here? Yeah. And talk about

the messages that we got? Yeah, answer the messages. What was that first wise guy? He was cracking wise. Who are we talking about? Talking about Woodstock. He had all the new ones, though. He had all the tapes, though.

All the Pearl Jam ones. He had everything. All brand new stuff. Did he pose a question? I don't think he did. All right, well, let's move on to the next one. We'll do the next message. He just rambled for a while.

Dave, keep chewing really loud in the mic while you're at it. Then we heard from a caller who was wondering what to do about protecting his tapes from his kids. I think I can answer this one. Being a parent, I'm going to say you can't protect the tapes. You give it a week, and then you'll just give in. And when... After a week, you'll see like a tape

and there'll be like the tape being pulled out of it and you'll have to figure out like you'll look around for a cover to make sure if you care or not. And sometimes you just won't get off the couch.

Yep. You're at the end of your rope. You did all you could. Yeah, caller, I have to... Life is an abyss. I'll have to weigh in. I don't have kids, but I got little sisters and they ruined my dad's cassette collection when I was younger. Yeah, so, I have to... Life is an abyss. I'll have to weigh in. I don't have kids, but I got little sisters,

and they ruined my dad's cassette collection when I was younger. Yeah, so it's inevitable. Next caller. I remember specifically one day, we were sitting in the office, and one of my sisters ran by the window with a tape in her hand with all the tape hanging out of it flying behind her like she was trying to make it fly like a kite.

My dad just looked up from the computer at it and just shook his head and looked back down. We're getting a call. We're getting another call? Let it go to voicemail. What was the last call? The last message? That was the House of Mountain.

I'm going to answer that one too. I think I can take this one, boys. You shouldn't be eating tapes. You listen to them. Am I right here? Good answer, Mike. I't be eating tapes. You just listen to them. Am I right here? Good answer, Mike. I'm glad you took that. Are you sure?

You listen to them. Yeah, stop eating the tapes. Doggy, stop eating the tapes. Yeah, don't eat tapes. Don't eat... There are other things you... You know, they... You can eat pizza?

You know, there's a magnetic coating on that tape. That can't be good for you. That's probably worse than getting a vaccine, all that metal. Come on. You don't want to do that. Next caller. Who's playing the tape?

Jesus Christ. Who's playing the tape? Davey boy? Dave's corner. Is it my turn? I can't. I think it's Joe's turn. Joe, get in there. It's me's turn. What do you turn? I can't I think it's Joe's turn Joe get in there Me's turn

What do you got? I don't know Figure it out You were so eager to go What? I'm not Really slow The phone's ringing again

The phone's ringing again You wanna get it? Answer it Okay I'll answer it Tab's out Hello Tab's out Hello Tab's up Caller Are you there

Wiggle the thing again I don't think anybody's on there right now No Didn't get it Sorry Drop the call Callback Can I get off script

I want to play Callback There's five five five Callback If you're listening Caller if you're listening, call her tomorrow. Listen tomorrow. Call back in exactly 24 hours.

555. Nine gates. Moon glyph. That's confusing. 555 and nine gates. We've gotten a 555 tape before, haven't we? The cover looks the same. Yeah, it's pretty much the same.

Describe that cover. There's three fives. The number. Nine gates in quotes. I like on the inside of the J card, there's like a hand drawing of like an old desktop PC with like this mouse with like a telephone cable

but I really like how on the corner it says 555 and then nine gates and it's crossed out. It's not messed up. It says nine and then nine gates. Well, I crossed it out. It's crossed out. But it's not messed up. No, it just says nine gates. But he's like, I want it lower. Yeah. Too high.

Too high. Get that lower. And this is on Moongliff, you say? That's a good label. They've sent us some pretty decent stuff. Yeah. Oh, I like the shell sticker on this, too. It's a maze for your eyes.

I don't remember. Oh, yeah, it is. Oh. Reminds me of a bad drug trip you might have. All right. You want to play someone off the A side of this jam? Sure. Yes.

When did this come out? Recently. April? Okay. Or are you calling your secretary right now to ask her April when did this

555 tape come out came out back in May Joe 555 Mr. Joe 9 gates you're like a madman aren't you

yeah Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. That was 555-555-9 Gates cassette on Moon Glyph. Moon Glyph. And we're back with a caller. Caller, we have Jeff from New Jersey on the line. Jeff, go ahead. Yes, I have a question. No, sorry.

I have a story. The wheel turns on ever so slowly, I have a question. No, sorry. I have a story. The wheel turns on ever so slowly. I have a question. Make up your mind. Make up your mind, you dumbbell. Go ahead, Jeff. What do you got? If you could choose between two words, Okay.

Jizzed or cummed, which one would you choose? To what? To do what with? As like a sports name? Like your team? The only word you can what with? As like a sports name? Like your team? As like the only word you can ever say? What are we talking about? No, that wouldn't be the only word you could ever say, but it would be a descriptor. Like between those two words.

So if you had to say it, what would you say? Jizz. Okay. Jizz. If I was going to say one of those words in the next minute, which one would you rather hear? Jizz. Jizz. And we have to pick one? Jizz. Yeah. Jizz. Okay. Jizz. If I was going to say one of those words in the next minute, which one would you rather hear? Jizz. Jizz.

And we have to pick one? Jizz. Jizz. Okay. What's your story? My story is like, so I know these

two cassettes, right? And these two cassettes are in a hotel room. Right now? In the story. Well, no, because the story isn't happening right now.

Lost interest. This is a real account of a past event. All right, go ahead. Based on a true story or a true story? My story? Based on a true story or a true story? Well, based on this true story, these two cassettes were sleeping next to each other in a hotel room. Okay.

In California. The state? Yeah, all the way across the country. Okay. Literally, I don't even know if I could go farther than I did and still be in the United States. Go to Alaska. All right, go ahead. Wait to Alaska. Alright, go ahead. Right, I guess Alaska.

Go ahead. But yeah, I would have to fly to Hawaii. I thought Andrew Kirshner was boring. And then what happened? He said the meat of the sandwich. The meat of the sandwich. The meat of the sandwich. Uh-huh.

This one cassette, she is on the other cassette What That doesn't happen It was disgusting Jeff from New Jersey Next caller That was a dud

I like when you say next caller But there's nobody else on the line I don't mean right away next caller, but there's nobody else on the line. I don't mean right away next caller. Making live calls is risky. Live is risky. Oh, man. Who controls the radio?

I think that was Josh Milrod. You think that was Josh Milrod? Yeah. No way. I heard his laugh. He wouldn't have been that creative. Jeff from New Jersey, and you don't think he's real? There's no Jeffs in New Jersey. All right, speaking of josh miller i got a tape we can play oh yeah i'm gonna play

this jump rope cassette oh that's josh miller's favorite thing ever recorded it is this is another tabs out chrome dome tape subscription series dave hustling over there. What? A Chrome Dome tape. A Chrome Dome. Oh, shit. This was like number three, right? Three or four? Two. Two? Yep.

Second one, out of the gate. I think, right? And then the third one was the motion sickness. No, you're right. You're right. This was a tape that Dave and I took a trip up to New York. We were playing some gigs. We were going to play New York, Connecticut, and trip up to New York. We were playing some gigs. We were going to play in New York, Connecticut, and somewhere else.

New York. And then New York again. Maybe, right? Yeah. And then it was a giant snowstorm. Am I correct? Yeah. And we got stranded.

Got into a big fight. Correct. And while we were stranded, we recorded this jump rope tape. It's Josh Milrod and some session musicians. The funny thing about this jump rope tape is that this Chrome Dome tape for subscribers only.

Chrome. Chrome Dome? Come on, Dave. There it is. Is that Josh really did not want this released in a big way. I got several phone calls him asking me not to release it.

You didn't want to tarnish his name. And every time he asked me not to release it, it made me want to do more of them. But I like it. You know, it's got... Like a mono cut? It comes in a little baggy. But I like it. You know, it's got a monocut. It comes in a little baggie. Yeah, exactly.

It comes in a little baggie. Dave, your wife. My wife. She made these little pouches. Red, white, and blue starred pouches. It's got a J card, like a 19-panel J card. It's like a 12 by 18 piece of paper. That's so ridiculous. It folds out. It's got a fell on it like a 19 panel J card. It's like a 12 by 18 piece of paper. That's so ridiculous.

It folds out. It's got a fella on it jumping rope. It says jump rope. And then it says on the top, keep jumping, kid. And then jump rope autographed it. Autographed by the jump rope. It's inspiring. It's very inspiring. Keep jumping, kid.

Put that on your wall. Yeah, really. And you know what? I gotta say, in complete honesty, I don't think it's that bad. I think it's alright. I think it's good. You be the judge.

Okay. Ian, have you heard it yet? I haven't heard it. I'm gonna listen to it, and then I'll go back. So this is gonna be a premiere for you. Yeah.

Dave, play the premiere sound. Okay. This is a TabZal exclusive premiere. Jump rope. Hemp Breakers cassette, Tabs Out number two. Here's something off the B-side. so so Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I like them more every time I hear it. Jump rope.

Josh, good job, man. Josh Murad from Grasshopper's main project. Yeah. He gave us good direction. Felt like I was in good hands. The recording, they didn't want you here. It did sound a little like Miles. Yeah, if you like Miles Davis, you'll love you some jump ropes.

Get on top of that. Yeah. That was another Chrome Dome tape for subscribers. Yes, it was. And what do you have to do to become a Chrome Dome? You donate money to us so we can continue to do this. Provide you with

the service that we have. The podcast. We're like day laborers. A little Lowe's. Yes. All right. Whose turn is it to play a cassette tape? I don't know.

I think we got mixed up. Yeah, I have no idea whose turn. Let me see. What did we play last? I played 5-5-5. Jump rope last. Oh, yeah. Okay.

So is it my turn? Dave, go ahead. Okay. What do you got? I'll go. We don't need to go north now. It's a fun night. It's a fun night.

We're just hanging out. I don't even know if this one's going to be on the net. This might be one just for the vaults. Might be. We'll see. I'll keep a master recording here. You fellas can come over. You go online to listen to us.

I got a lot of editing to do. To 51. Yeah. And the special show with the debut of the sound effects. Yeah, come over here to see it. Oh, episode 26 was not on the web for about three weeks or four weeks. How did you figure that out? Yeah.

Fuck, Dave. Yeah. What happened? It just wasn't... I don't know what happened, but if you guys were missing that, it's online again. How did you figure that out? It wasn't showing up in the RSS feed. Tech talk.

Uh-huh. I need a little computer noise. Dave's Tech Corner. Yeah, exactly. All right, you want to play a tape, Dave? Yeah, I'm going to play a tape off this new label, newish label, Ingrown. What's that? That's a cold beer.

That's a cold beer. Joe B., nobody can hear you. You're way back there. That's okay. That was a side. A little side thing. Okay. What do you got there? So it's a comp called Spring Sprouts. A compilation. That means there's

multiple artists on this one. Multiple people. Yeah, all kinds of people. It's like the single soundtrack. Yep. Yep. And the only person that I recognize on the whole thing is Somnifon. Somnifon. Somnifon. It was really hard to pick a track off this comp. It's really good because it's so good.

But I'm going to play a track. Spring Sprouts. I'm going to play a track by Hibernation. Hibernation. Hibernation. Hibernation Hibernation Hibernation Hibernation Yep

And I don't I couldn't find any info On that project On the webs No No he's got a SoundCloud account though Everyone does You know what I don't like

But it's just with like favorites Stuff that he likes You know what I don't He's also providing a service Mixcloud now Won't let you Go backwards when you're listening to something. That's stupid. Yeah, it won't show the track list anymore and it won't let you go backwards.

Why not? I don't know. Obama. I think Obama had something to do with it. Just being a dick. Yeah. All right. He doesn't want to go back to the same shit that got us into this mess in the first place, Mike.

Don't get political with me, Dave. Hibernation. Track's called Set It On Fire from the Spring Sprouts comp on Ingrown. That's what this label's called, right Dave? Ingrown? Yes, Ingrown. Here we go. Music Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. The the the

the the the the Hibernation. From the Spring Sprouts compilation on Ingrown Records. Yeah, another one of those rare whiteback Norocos. Oh, the rare... Ooh, Dave, I'm spotting here a rare whiteback Noroco.

I was just. Look at it as it does its dance. It needs nature sounds. If we're quiet, we might be able to hear it sing its precious song. It's beautiful in a way. There's only. Oh, it sounds like... This is mating call. Sounds like mating season.

Don't look it in the eye. It gets feisty. John Pyle, stay back. Because if you make your shower sounds around the rare white-backed Noroco, then it might sound a little something like that. He got out of there quick. I've never seen a file.

It scared him away. I've never seen him move that quickly. Alright, Ian, you want to play a tape? Yeah, I'll play one. Alright, good for you. I don't know what I'm going to play, though. Doesn't sound all that prepared in the big scheme of things.

Well, the rotation is all over the place Yeah it is kind of all over the place We're going wacky tonight We're going freestyle If you need some time to think about it No I'm going to go with This is going to be a cold listen But I've been looking forward to

Listening to this tape It's a new one from Scissortail Records This is a split. Wes Tyree and Andrew Weathers. I listened to this one a few times. I got some of these for the distros. I've been listening to these a bunch of times. It's a good tape.

It's a fun time. It looks like a decent-sized one, too. Oh, it's big. It's all neck. Yeah, let's just go right on the A side. Hold on, I gotta fix up this. This is a Wes Tyree track.

Can I interject? Yes. Would you mind if we fast forward it a little bit? There's a specific track on here I'd like to play. Oh, yeah, go for it. Jump right in there. I'd like to submit for the jury that it's still his choice. What else would you like to do? Well, Dave, Joe, I like to do...

Sometimes I like to start the shower, find a nice whiteback Noroco. Whoa. Get a nice Zima and Kool-Aid chaser. Nothing wrong with that. I like to relax, too. Oh, this isn't about relaxing. No one's relaxing.

No one's comfortable? Oh, you're comfortable. But you're building a sweat. Oh, I like a good sweat. All right, let's see if I'm at this spot. All right, Wes Tyree from the split with... Who's the split with? Andrew Weathers?

Andrew Weathers, yeah. On Scissortail Records. A new one from Scissortail Records. Just came out. Still available. Beautiful artwork. Here it is. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. West Tyree. Never gonna grow up.

West Tyree split with Andrew Weathers. He'll grow up one day, Mikey. New one on, nah. Not at this rate. New one on Scissortail Editions. That was real good. Yeah, that's a tight tape. I've been jamming that one.

Who wants to play a tape now? Now I'm all confused. Let's see. No, I can tell you right now. So Ian just went. And before that it was Dave. And before that it was Ian. No, that doesn't sound right.

It was a 5-5-5 in there, right? Somebody just pick one. And then you went. And then you went. And then Ian went. And then Dave, no. And Dave went, and then Ian went, and now it's back to me. Who? Okay. We played the West Tirey tape, and before that,

what did we play? Hibernation. It was my tape. And before that? Jump Rope. And then before that? I don't know. 555? Possibly When did we play the 555 tape?

Yeah Before Jump Rope Right before Jump Rope? Yeah And then before that we played the God is Black Yeah Okay Now it's all coming together

Now the whole night makes sense now So now whose turn is it? Mine Huh? No we Yeah Oh hold on We played the West Tire tape

Here I'm gonna play Why do you get to go? No, we have... Oh, hold on. We played the West Tyrant game. Here, I'm going to play... Why do you get to go? What are you going to play? 5-5-5. I know we played something from Warm Gospel last time, but I'm going to play something again. DJ DJ Tanner. DJ DJ Tanner.

Oh, I like this. Yeah, it's good. It's really good. I like the whole batch they put out. Yeah, the whole batch is good. A side of this. What, it's good. It's really good. I like the whole batch they put out. Yeah, the whole batch is good. A-side of this. What about it? This is a run-of-the-label, right?

No. No? No. I thought you told me that. I did not tell you that. I would never say that. No, but the guy who runs the label does a project with him. I forget what it's called, but it's also in this batch.

Now it's coming together. Now it's all... All right, we'll play the A-side. Some of the A-side. DJ Tanner tape. DJ DJ Tanner. Townie cassette. Warm Gospel number 27.

Fairly new batch. Right? About a month old? Yeah. Am I getting frozen out here, boys? What's going on? Yeah, sorry. What the hell's going on?

I zoned out for a second. Everyone's zoning out on me. Dave, play the zone out noise. This is what you're doing. That's Joe. Yeah, we talked about play the record. Now what happened to Ian? Now do you, Dave. Cut it short.

And now do me. And now we'll do DJ DJ Tanner. I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another. And I know there are people in the world who do not love their fellow human beings. And I hate people like that. I do have a cause, though. It is obscenity. I'm for it.

Unfortunately, the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it on in the future because it's a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on. But we know what's real. Dirty books are fun. That's all there is to it. But you can't go from a card and say that, I suppose.

It's simply a matter of freedom of pleasure, right? Which is not guaranteed by the competition. Anyway. To be continued... Thank you. Take a trip Take a trip. Take a trip. Take a trip. Take a trip. Take a trip. Take it, take it Take a trip, heart like

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For that micro fluorescence tape Earlier and I forgot So if you go to bandcamp.com I think yum Is it yum? Yeah Why is it yum? I never understood why

That tastes good That's a good download Yummy But they do that for all the downloads. Yeah, that's like the default thing. But why is it that? I don't know. I have no idea.

K-Q-C-S-E-Z-5-N. That didn't spell anything. I like when they spell something. Is that like a case sensitive? Huh? Does it have to be a capital K or a lowercase N? Doesn't matter. Good question, Joe.

Next time you have one, I suggest you call the hotline. Figure it out. Figure it out. My turn? You know what I'm going to do. Nope. I never know what you're going to do. It's the 50th episode.

What are you going to do? We're celebrating family. We're celebrating each other. You know what I'm going to play. It's the 50th episode. What are you going to do? We're celebrating family. We're celebrating each other. You know what I'm going to play? We haven't played anything off this yet. I'm going to play something off of the Ad Hoc box set. Oh, okay. The Ad Hoc comp put out by Ad Hoc FM.

I wish we had a... Do we have an Ad Hoc sound effect? I'll put that on the to-do list. Okay. We can just make it. Ad Hoc. Bing bong. Okay. We can just make it. At hog. Bing bong. It comes in this nice oversized black box.

That's oversized. That's oversized because it would be half the size for something. See, here's a regular size box. This is your standard box size. Like how there's room temperature, this is box size. Oh, okay. Okay. This is your standard box size Like how there's room temperature This is box size Oh okay Okay This is black box With a

A screen of an illustration From Jeremy Earl That's uh They have this Wood zest And uh In wood and stuff And here's what I really like about it

So you open it up Right And it's got this little uh Strip of paper on the side That just says you know What it is You know 40 track compilation Blah blah blah It's got this little strip of paper on the side that just says, you know, what it is. You know, 48 track compilation, blah, blah, blah.

It's got this poster guy in here. And there's three tapes, right? A blue tape, a red tape, and a green tape that they spray painted. Now, when you lift up, they're all right next to each other. When you lift up the blue tape, there's a little track listing there, right? You see that? Oh, what type is that in? That's in blue, right? Oh, okay.

Now, when you lift up the red tape, the red track listing. I like that. Now, you lift up the green tape. What do you think is going to happen when I lift it? Black. Is it black? Purple.

What? Green. And the green tape happens to be what we're going to play. We're going to play the third track from the A side. Let me hold the poster. Yeah. Pass it around. Track by Forma. Let me hold the poster. Yeah, pass it on down. Pass it around. Uh, track by

Forma. This is on newsprint. Yeah. That's nice. Pretty. Pretty good comp, too. Key forward to Whitman. And and. Oh, shit. That's a toilet reader. I feel like I'm at the mall. I'm looking at the

thing, at the board, and it's like... You are here. Gary War, Son of Ra. Who else is on this? Picture Plane, Grimes. This is a tight box. Very nice presentation. Yeah.

Now, they could have let the spray paint dry before they put it in here, because there's blue and red everywhere in this box. Blue, red, and green everywhere. That's part of the thing. Nobody's perfect. Poe body's nerfic. We're going to play the Forma track off of side 3A. What did you learn from that poster over there?

I don't know. I was a little confused on the back. Math is hard. That's what I learned. Math is hard? Yeah. It is. It's pretty difficult.

You don't need it. Letters, numbers, adding together. I don't get it. I hear you, Dave. Ian, whatever you do, don't talk near the mic. It's a calendar with shows on it. Oh, is any coming up? Yeah, that's what I was confused on why that was put in there.

Because this was from like 2012, right? The upcoming says February 8th. Of what year? Coming up. It doesn't give a year. Well, that leaves hope. It's every February 8th. Yeah, it leaves hope for the future.

When they find this, after, you know, everything's gone, except this box. Nobody's around. Holy shit, there's a festival. The horoscopes are here, too. Month-long festival. This is actually really fucking cool. I'm a Sagittarius What's it say? I'm pretty sure it's for venues all over New York

Because at the bottom it gives a list of all of them And it looks like to be all over the place But it's just like a whole For the whole Actually no The last week or two of January, February Just all the shows And price listings.

It's pretty neat. All right, Ian, cut short. All right, let's play the format track off of side 3A of the Ad Hoc comp, released by Ad Hoc.fm. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Forma. Forma from the Ad Hoc Comp, released by Ad Hoc FM, who... Do you say publish?

Who we write, Ian and I, and John Bile. Have I ever said publish before? Me and Ian and John Pyle. Have I ever said published before? Me and Ian and John Pyle. Dave's too zoinked out right now to push the button. No, don't even do it now. It would be pathetic. Don't humiliate yourself. We write a monthly column.

Who has tapes anymore for them? That's why I played it. Because it's like part of the whole... It's episode 50, guys. I don't understand why you play that one. It is funny, though. It was funny that time. I didn't like it the first time, but I liked it. I liked it again.

So number one I didn't like, but number two and three I did like. Alright, who's turn is it now? Dave, are you going to go? Yeah, I'll go. Sure. Why not? Why not? Why not, guys?

Why not have that Dave shine? I'm going to play something from this project called Orbitz. Orbitz Gum? Nope. You buy five packs of Orbitz Gum, and you keep the wrappers. And if you send it into Orbitz, you'll get this Orbitz tape. It's an Orbitz gum And you keep the wrappers And you send it into Orbitz You'll get this Orbitz tape It's an Orbitz soundtrack

Featuring Dishwalla Mudhoney PJ Harvey And some early Everclear Early Everclear huh Before Father of Mine I was going to ask what their hit was That was it I think right Yeah How's it go Before Father of Mind, what it was called. Jesus Christ. I was going to ask what their hit was.

That was it, I think, right? Yeah. All right. How's it go? Orbit. Something like that. Yeah, this is... You think John Powell's doing that right now? Oh, yeah.

You want to call him real quick? Yeah, let's call him real quick. I was just joking. I don't want to call him real quick. Yeah, let's call him real quick. I was just joking. I don't want to call him real quick. I thought we'd make like a fake. I thought at that point you were going to bring up like a fake dial tone and then numbers and then just play the sound of the bubble. See, that's taking notes for next time.

All right, who's Orbitz? Getting to sneak behind the curtain. Orbitz, I don't know. That's a good question. But this is an inaugural tape that came out on whale mouth oh brand new whale mouth whale mouth whammo number one w-h-a-m-o-0-0-1 i like that yeah i do like that that is good yeah and i i like the artwork here. Some line drawings colored on the outside. I guess that might be colored on the inside, but, you know.

You know. It almost looks black and white. Do we know where Orbit's or Whale's mouth is from? Nope. Nope. No info. No info. Just Google it if you want to know.

Why do I have to tell you everything? Google a whale's mouth. Google a whale's mouth. I like the little logo, too. Oh, yeah. Why do I have to tell you everything? Google a whale's mouth. Google a whale's mouth. What do you... I like the little logo, too. Oh, yeah. That is a nice logo. It's like a diamond with like a little...

Is that an eyeball? A little wave thing going on? I think it's a whale. It's like a whale's eye and the bottom of the... Like a sperm whale has that. That makes a lot more sense than mine. That makes... Yeah, that goes a lot more with the label. It's on here, I gotta say,

it's on here three times. Really? Yeah, it's on the back flap. It's on the spine, and it's on the second panel. Huh, that's a little too many. Jesus Christ, what are you getting, like, paid per hit? One's enough. We'll get it. It's a good logo. Don't ever do it. I understand you were

excited when you came up with it. And you showed one guy, and he's like, what is get it It's a good logo, don't ever do it I understand you were excited when you came up with it And you showed one guy and he's like What is that, a diamond with an eyeball in it? And you're like, no, it's a whale, man Come on, Jerry Damn, get off the couch Oh, I see it now And he's like, you know what you should do?

Put it on there three times And he's like, alright, Jerry, fine, I'll put it on there three times It is good Alright, a whale's mouth And then he's like, all right, Jerry, fine. I'll put them there three times. It is good. All right. A whale's mouth. Where's the tape? Where's the case?

The case and the tape are right here. Got it. Would they use a label Baby Junior to put that on? Is it on the tape at all, too? What, the logo? The logo I don't think so Is that an imprint or a label? No, that's a sticker

No, that's a sticker, yeah, okay, it's bubbling up Alright What do we got here? We're gonna play the first cut off the A side The tape is called Tunguska Is it Tunguska or Tungusk A? There's like a little bit of space there. Joe, you'll be the judge.

Look at the front one too, though. What's your result? Tunguska. Okay, whatever. All right. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm on the run Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Muscle cream. Orbitz. Muscle cream?

Is that what you said? Muscle cream. Orbitz muscle cream. New from Bayer. Tunguska. Now available in strawberry, Tunguska, and mountain mint.

Orbitz muscle cream. Orbitz muscle cream.. Orbitz Muscle. For all your muscle cream needs. Ian, you want to play tape? Yeah, I'll play it. They were from Melbourne, Australia, by the way. That label is also from Melbourne. Three piece.

I thought it sounded a little bit like that. Nice. Did you hear some didgeridoo? Native instrument, Joe. Good reference. Good joke, Joe. Good reference. I think I heard a kangaroo in there, too.

Everyone's good references. All right, I'm going to play this one. This is a newish one. It came out a little while ago on numinal loom. Is that how you say it? I always say nominal loom, but I have no clue. I don't know how to say that O-U in the beginning. O.

Yeah. O. But no, this is from... Do it again. that O-U in the beginning. O. Yeah. O. But no, this is from... Do it again. O. Do it again. Ow. Ow.

Ow. Let me do it one more time. It's... Hold on. I'll say the N, and then I'll... Ready? It's pronounced... Malolum.

Malolum. Malolum Manolum Manolum Manolum Manolum Manolum Manolum No loom. No loom. No loom. Alright, we got it. What label is this on?

I think we got it. This is... What label is this on? I don't know. Probably all waiting for Dave. No more loom. Holly Waxwing's label. Yeah. This is new.

Isn't this a split release? No, this is just... You sure? Yeah. I think this is the debut release. Carolyn Says. Carolyn Says. Yeah.

I think it's... I mean, there's Carolyn, front woman, singer-songwriter, but she's definitely playing with the whole band. This is a split release with Happening Records. Oh, split, yeah. God damn it, Ian. I thought you meant a split, like, an artist split. Yeah, I know what you meant.

So it's 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Is that the name of the cassette? Yeah. I like that. You wrote about this cassette, right? Yeah, I wrote up a little piece for it for the website. It's real good. Good summer tape.

You wrote up something for... I'll pronounce it for you. It's... Ta... Who is it? How do you say it? Tabs out. All right, so let's play a little bit of this.

Um... Caroline says... 15 million Elvis fans can't be wrong on Happening Records and nah. I'm sorry. Sign your name in my window Don't take long to fade Hair is still stuck in my pillow Need to wash the case That was in October Now it's January

Saw my face in the water It don't look like me I've never been I've never been To the west coast I've always heard I've always heard It's the best though I think it's okay.

It's not all they say. Now I am all alone. Now I am far from home. Now I'm all alone I'm going's Caroline. It's Larry. Sweet Caroline. Somebody's on the phone. Caroline? You gotta call her. Call her. You're on the air.

Hey, how's it going? Who is this? Hurry up. This is Larry. Hurry up. Larry from? Larry who? Friend of the show.

Well, I'm... Where am I calling from? Yeah. Philly. Philly, huh? Didn't seem like that hard of a question. That's long distance. But... Yeah. Thatilly. Philly, huh? Didn't seem like that hard of a question. That's long distance.

But, yeah. I hope that's not your parents' part. What's your question, Larry? Yeah. My question is, you know, I didn't really

have a question. Oh, my God. I just really wanted to talk to you guys. It's been so long. Oh, thanks, Larry. Larry, we... Yeah, you guys...

Do you miss us, Larry? Most of you... A little bit. Most of you guys are really nice. Hold on, hold on. There's something I... Yeah, you guys... Do you miss us, Larry? Most of you... A little bit. Most of you guys are really nice. Hold on, hold on. There's something I want to tell you. Are you listening? Yes.

Next caller. I hung up on him. John Biles said, hang up. Yeah. Caroline says, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong because that's on nominal loom and Happening Records Happening Records did some kind of fest

And there was a commercial for it With these two people who were like Saying who was playing and stuff But they were in character And it was really funny Google Happening Fest commercial Or something like that. Alright, whose turn is it now?

Um... I just went, so it's... I'm going to say it's Joby's turn. Yeah, it is Joby's turn. Back to me. You got what it takes. I got it. Cassettes. I don't know what I want to play, though.

No, you're digging through that pot like a little badger Ian you tweeting right now? No You're not? I just see you just favorited a tweet 55 seconds ago Oh yeah Don't lie to me What constitutes as tweeting though? Actively involved in Twitter

Oh okay then yeah I thought tweeting meant like sending out tweets I didn't ask if you were publishing tweets. Are you tweeting? That's just logged on. As long as you're logged in. Yes, I am. Anybody else plugged into the net? I just got a Twitter.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, I mess with it a little bit. I don't know. I'm not a Twitter person. Yeah, I'm trying to like it. It's alright. You got a tape? Yeah, I have the split with Soma and Underwater Escape from the Black Hole. That's a big difference between here and here. I told you. Yeah.

I'm going to say that. That's a microphone. That's a big difference in characters, in artist names. Soma. 1, 2, 3, 4. S-O-M-A. Underwater Escape from the Black Hole. That sounds like a trauma movie.

No, there would be Nazis or cheerleaders in the title. Underwater Cheerleader Escape from the Nazi Black Hole. I'd see that. High school. High school at the end.

Three. I'd see that. I hear they're doing a sequel to Class of Duke Nukem High. What? Class of Duke Nukem. Or not Duke Nukem. What is that called? Class of Nukem High,

80, 1984. It's a trauma movie. I don't like trauma movies. Yeah, I was never a big trauma person. Me neither. It's on Netflix. But they're making it now. I remember seeing it at the video store

when I was a little kid. Yeah. Same thing with Surf Nazis Must Die. I remember seeing the cover with the Nazi on the surfboard with the gun up and always being like,

this movie looks crazy. Wait, the Nazis really surfed it? Search it when we're, I don't know, on the cover they do. What side of this tape are you playing? The B side.

The underwater black hole Nazi. Oh, I like this white shell. There's, um, it's weird because it doesn't really go with the artwork at all. But there's like a splattering. It's a white shell with a splattering of Baba Blue paint on one side

and then a splattering of yellow paint on the other side. Baba Blue? Baba Blue. It looks really good. Those colors aren't really... I guess they're kind of in the artwork. Oh, Joe, did you realize this was hand-numbered? You hate that. I hate hand-numbered.

Look at that, 3 out of 25 in red. It looks stupid. It gets you so mad. So you're going to play something off the B-side, which is the underwater Nazi escape from Chitilitter High? Nazi. John Pyle likes Nazis. Who? John Pyle. Who's that? He's some guy we know.

What's he sound like? Maybe I'll remember him. That's what he sounds like? I guess. That's weird. Don't know him. Never met him. Underwater Escape from the Black Hole. Thank you. Thank you. I'm a crazy man Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, before the music was over. There's four on that side. Split with Soma. Steve O'Malley, I believe, right?

Spread that name. Let's get that going. Split with Steve O'Malley on 5cm. Is that 5cm? I think so. The metric system. It's 5 cubic meters. Oh, cubic meters.

Oh. Hmm. I thought you didn't like math. All neck, girl. All neck. Alrighty. Who's going to go? Joe's looking at me. I neck, girl. All neck. Alrighty. Who's gonna go? Joe's looking at me. I don't know.

I think Dave went, then I went, right? I think it's my turn. It's my turn. I want it more. Alright, I'm gonna play a track from this guy. What is that? This is the, um... Wait, you played that before, right? Have I? No. This is the... Wait, you played that before, right? Have I? No. Maybe I've just seen it.

This is a comp released by Not Not Fun. It came out in 2006. It's a C-78 called Free Beasts. Beasts. Let me see that. There's two editions of it. They're both editions of 100. One came in like a little plastic, you know,

like an album type cover, but it only holds one tape. And then the other 100 were packaged in these little like handmade stuffed animal things. Little button eyes. Which is what you have. Which is what we're going to play out of the pouch.

Same tape. See, I didn't take that for a second. I have to be modest about it. Mike, you own that. You can admit it. It's a hat. You think it's a hat? Yeah. Those are the eyes.

These are the teeth. That's the mouth. Oh, all right. It's a little critter. A little ghoulie. A little tape eater. Yeah. He's got the tape.

It's in his mouth with all the cotton. That's what eats tapes. Can you touch that? No. Touch it. Stick your hand in it. Just stick your hand in it. It's a little dog. You know, I can't touch that. Do you think that's what John tapes Can you touch that? No Touch it Stick your hand in it Just stick your hand in it It's a little dug

You know I can't touch that Do you think that's what John Pyle was doing? You know why I can touch that? Why? Because that's like synthetic You can tell that's not real cotton It's like shines and shit

Okay so you can touch that Yeah Do you think John Pyle Was eating tapes in the shower? Maybe That's why it was sounding like that? Maybe He's still doing it

Is this a live call? Do you mic him? Champa? This tape, it's themed. It's animal themed. Or some kind of... Yeah, animal themed. Beasts.

Like hive mind, apple snails, mammal. Apple snails. What's an apple snail? I'm sure it's something. You just glossed right over that one. Wormhands, pterodactyl, non-horse, mammal, bonsai kitty. Is this your grocery list? Yeah.

I'm going to make a big stew. I'm going to make a big, it's going to be like a half panzanella, half meatball hoagie. And the track we're going to play is the first track on the comp by goliath bird eater goliath bird either i was looking up earlier now i just lost it it's a duo bob bruno bob with two b's and rafi mandel or mandel or whatever how come every time there's somebody named bob in experimental music, they always spell their name weird? It's always an extra B

or the last name's like Bucko. They gotta make it weird. Bob is such a simple name. I'll take a regular. There's so many Bobs. I guess Bob Bellarue spells it regular like a human would.

It's always an extra B or an extra O somewhere. You know any Bobbies? I believe that's pronounced boob. Oh, is that what that is? Yeah, that's what it is. I always thought that was just an odd way to spell Bob. Huh, no wonder.

Yeah. No wonder I've come into several odd moments of my life. All right, well, let's play the Goliath Bird Eater track off this Free Beast Cop, a not-not-fun compilation from 2006. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Goliath Bird Eater. We're back? We're back. Goliath Bird Eater from the Free Beasts.

Put your pants on, boys. Compilation. Get your head in the game. Not fun. Number 54. Early in the catalog. Not Not Fun, number 54. Early in the catalog. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, man, I've got the midnight yawnies. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let me hear one of your yawns, Dave.

One of my yawns? Wow, you know what that sounds like. Alright, who wants to play a tape? Who's turning? Anybody can go. I'll go. It's my turn. It's my turn.

Yeah. Everybody back up. Let the tape go. I'm going to play a little bit of this LXV tape. Joby, you said you brought this along because you were thinking about playing it too, right? You like this guy? Yes. Beat you to it. Yeah, it's pretty tight. Step off. Pretty, pretty tight. Step off.

Tape's called Superimposed and Hunted. And Hunted? And Hunted. What's his website called? Ampersand Hunted. Angel Fire. The blog spot? It is lv-extd.blogspot.com. That's pretty bad, right? Yeah.

Lv-ext. Isn't that how you pronounce it? I think maybe, yeah. Lv-extd. Yeah. Interesting. Makes sense. I guess.

But this tape is super tight. Is this a self-release tape? No No? Yes Yeah, I knew it Yes Self-release Let's see the artwork

It's I think this guy's from Jersey City I like the cover Not too big on the inside But I like the cover Why do you think he's from Jersey City? Because I went on the. You know what? I think you're right, Joe.

Oh, yeah? And it said Jersey City? I believe it said Jersey City. That wasn't a joke. It's not a bit. No? No. Just some inside info.

I'm going to tell you right now. I'm going to gross the shit out of it. Facts. You Snopes it? No. I don't know if it's real. There's another LV this is

oh see now that's really confusing what because it's LV X'd but the project is X or LXV that's why I brought it up

that's weird right it's weird so I wonder how you pronounce his name um Jim he's Jim it's Jim

Bob hey Jim Bob Hey Jim Bob with two B's Alright we gonna play this? LXV Is that what it is? Yes And he is from Jersey City

Born and raised Go Cougars Is that the High school basketball team? The Jersey City Cougars Member of Car commercials And and Ladder Woe. I've heard of Car Commercials before. I think they had a tape.

Me too. They advertise vehicles. Come on, you wise guy. I'm being serious. They had a tape on, what was that fucking label from New Jersey that had, I know there was all the covers were like on a template. It was like a 2673 tape on there. They're up there.

Where are they? Oh, what is it called? Ian, stand up. Go to the wall. Oh, easy there, buddy. You all right? Yeah, take your time. That banana peel.

Now, I may have gotten you up for nothing because now I can't see them. Do you like the grabby claw? No, I'm not going to find them I'll think of it What do they look like? You know, they look They have a look to them? They have a look to them

Alright, let's move this along Alright, what are we doing? We're listening Oh, we got a caller We're listening to Ian look for a tape Do we have a caller? No, we don't have a caller I just said that to make the show along

I thought I'd put some excitement into it Alright LXV LXV Superimposed and hunted Self-released cassette First track called Hunger Here it is

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Who's this? Wait, who's this? This is your old buddy, Mr. Pillow. Thought I'd pop in. Mr. Pillow. How y'all doing? I haven't seen you in a long time. I was down the block at a pillow convention,

and I heard y'all were doing episode number 50. I was down the block at a pillow convention, and I heard y'all doing episode number 50. I saw the big block party outside. Don't touch the soundboard, Mr. Pillow. It's my job. I just can't stop poking at it. So what are y'all doing? How come we're not outside? I saw them dipping some boys

in some orange liquid out there. Open the door. Is it still happening out there? It is still happening. You want to open the door? I came in through the crawl space. I guess if we take a long time and shoot some lasers, we can get the door open. It's still popping out there.

It's still going on. Dunk Tank is alive and well. What are y'all fellas doing? I was just out there. You know they got a... They're cooking up Slim Jams on the barbecue. Oh, yeah. I had seven or eight

Slim Jams. Barbecued Slim Jams. Barbecued Slim Jams. You wouldn't think they'd be good, but they're good. No, that sounds pretty good. Hot meat.

Hot meat's always good. You want me to close it? I got it. You got it. You shartin' la-do. So what do y'all... Stop touching my soundboard. I can't stop.

All the keys with all the letters on it. This is so exciting. Mr. Pillow, I don't like you. What don't you like me for, Nate? Because I don't like when people touch my computer. Well, I'm trying... Stop! I'm not trying to do it.

So y'all fellas playing some tapes? I brought some tapes I brought some tapes What'd you bring Mr. Pillow? I brought my own tape I released I sing some ballads on it Let's play it

You wanna play that? Hold on let me go to my car and get it Stop touching my shit I just had to one last time Alright Mr. Pillow left I don't like that guy No He's a weird guy

He said he's coming back He said I think he was lying I can't wait to hear What this tape sound is Can you just like Turn the lights off Who Mr. Pillow

Turn them off Maybe No just turn them off Maybe he'll think We went to sleep We're not here anymore Yeah You're always trying to

Turn those lights off Dave He is trying to turn the lights off Alright who's turn now Now it Maybe they'll think we went to sleep. We're not here anymore? Yeah. You're always trying to turn those lights off, Dave. He is trying to turn the lights off. I like darkening. All right, who's turn now? Now it's my turn. He just wants to prove he's the only one that can reach the switch. I like to be in control. Yeah.

This is something. What do you got? Let it be the lights, Mike. Let it be the lights. Got to be in control of something. What do you got? Macho blush. Macho blush.

Joe B., talk into your fucking microphone. Well, it's fucking microphone is it really yeah that's weird because we seem to get it down pretty bad you guys got the good ones look at look at dave we switched dave's got a special one dave's has a cup holder and that's it is it's so big technically mine's on the stand as well but it's a different kind similar macho blush crash cymbals yeah how long has crash cymbals been a label as well, but it's a different kind. Similar. Macho Blush. Crash Cymbals. How long has Crash Cymbals been a label?

Not sure. Because I've never heard of them until like... Dave, you played a tape by them. Like a few months ago. We played multiple tapes. And then they've been sending us tapes. Like the Dickens. Yeah, I found them on the interwebs a while ago. They're a tight label, yeah.

I like what they got going on. I mean, I found them on the interwebs a while ago. They're a pretty good label. They're a tight label, yeah. I like what they got going on. I like that this tape... I mean, I do and don't like it. Huh, that's interesting. No, no, no. It came in the cellophane. Oh, a shrink wrap tape? Yeah, yeah.

That's weird. And I like that, but at the same time, I don't like it because it's just plastic that I just throw away. Yeah, you just throw it away, right? You know, it's kind of stupid, but I do enjoy that it's packaged up and I'm opening something. It's crazy for a... Yeah. Make a bio. The cassette is just like a clear cassette

with just text pretty much printed on it, but it's in this purple. It looks really cool. I like the purple on clear. I like how there's printing on both sides, so when you hold it up, they overlap and it looks weird. It's confusing.

It looks like a bad drug trip you could have been on. Next caller. So is this a newer one? Unsick is the name of it. Yeah, play the B-side. Would it come out with that, um, diode tape and uh, yeah. What else did they just

put out? Sam Gascan. Sam, yeah, that's a good tape. I meant to play that before, I forgot. We'll get around to playing that Sam Gascan. Sam Gascan tape, because it's a good one. So you want to play the B side, you said? Correct. What size is the B side?

So hard to tell. Got it. I knew it right away. Macho blush. Un-sick. So you're not sick. On Crash Cymbals. You were, but then you got better.

You were, and then you got better. You were, and then you got better. Godspeed if you get worse again. Take your meds. I don't know. No stars, no stars, no stars Today I'm a star No stars, no stars, no stars Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Macho Blush. Macho Blush. That was good, y'all. That was challenging.

Oh, you're back. No, that's not right. That was a challenging track. That was good. I like that. That was an interesting one. I liked it. Still, I don't know if I like it or not. Still on the fence. I like that. That was an interesting one. I liked it. Still, I don't know if I like it or not.

Still on the fence? I like that they're making it. From Austin, Texas. Austin, Texas. Austin, Texas. Heartland. I'm going to say people should be talking more about Crash Symbols. I'm going to make the call right now on episode number 50.

Why don't you say something else about it? Crash Symbols is the label to watch. The Tabs Out label to watch? Yeah, it's the official Tabs. No, Crash Symbols. Okay, we're doing it now. Crash Symbols is the official Tabs Out label of the summer. Oh, I like that.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, Crash Symbols. I'm making it. Is that all right with everybody else? That's fine with me. All right. You heard it here first. Call John Bonham. Now Symbols. I'm making it. Is that all right with everybody else? That's fine with me. All right. You're first. Call John Bonham.

Now I want them. I want. John Bonham. He's not into it. He's not into it. So one against four four. I want Crash Symbols. I want you guys to put a little ribbon on your website.

That's like a blue ribbon that says like tabs out label of the summer 2014 and you can put and you feel free to put it on all your releases you can use it however you want to pay palace a thousand dollars audio to rent the badge this is my audio signature i'm giving it to you mike haley tabs out you can do it run Roll with it. Oh, and that label I was talking about from New Jersey that I got Ian to look for? Bone Tooth Horn. Bone Tooth Horn. I think that was 2673's label, right?

Maybe. Yeah. All right. Should we... What time is it? I don't know, but Dan's getting sleepy. Dan's getting sleepy. Should we end it out?

1230. Yeah, let's... You want me to take us out? Yeah, you could. We should say thanks to everybody for coming to the block party. Yeah.

Great time. It's a good time. I think everybody's still going strong out there. Yeah, open the door. Let's find out. I hate to be a party pooper. Yeah, still playing

that damn Asteroids game, too. I like how it starts with a weird, like, laser noise. Did you add that to, like, some sort of I like how it starts with a weird laser noise. Did you add that to some sort of... Okay. You did a good job, Dave. Thanks to Dave for setting up the sound effects. Ian, thanks for

coming by. Absolutely. Always welcome. Yeah, man. Thanks to John Pyle. John Pyle. Listen, man. You're so bad at this What are you talking about Thanks to

Matthew from Patient Sounds I guess I'll just stop doing my bit You were doing a bit What was the bit Just go ahead Andrew Kirshner who else called Jeff from New Jersey Jeff from Vernon

From Vernon, New Jersey And Larry And Larry Thanks to Mike Nigro for the intro Oh, great intro Excellent intro Dave, you got anything to say? 50 episodes

You know there's 50 states in the country? Dave's facts are back Not in my country Who's all you like? Vermont I don't go for Vermont Go back to Canada Yeah, exactly

Keep going Keep going You're that high? Keep walking Alright, well What are you going to take us out with, Dave? I'm going to take us out with some Kyle Landstra. New tape, newish tape came out on Feather Coyote.

Feather Coyote. Austrian label. Not the label of the summer, but a damn fine label. And this is split with Creation 6, which... I don't know. The the dude Tim 6 does the project. It's Nicky 6's cousin. I like Nicky 6's younger cousin. It's really tight.

I think, what's that look like? It either looks like chalk or colored pencil. It's hard to tell. It's sidewalk chalk. Yeah, I'm not sure. That is a pretty sweet cover, though. I like that. Look how sharp it is when you shrink it down, too.

Someone describe it. It's beaming information onto these shapes. Onto the cubes. Weird cubes. Is that a cube? It's not a cube, but it's cube-ish. I'm not sure if you know what a cube is. I know what a cube is.

I haven't seen my cubes. Kyle Lantz, a dude from Chicago, I think. Chicago? Chi-town. You should hook up with... Is Mr. Chi-city still around? Asian Sounds guy. And Sage.

Matthew Sage. Matthew Sage. Meet at the Borders on Shipley and 8th Street. Get a coffee. Yeah, why not? At a closed down Borders? No, at a regular, but they still have borders in Chicago. Do they? That's the last borders, huh?

That's the last one, yeah. Good for them for staying open for whatever reason. People haven't been paid in months. Or years. How long has borders been closed down? Pretty a while. Pretty long while? Yeah, pretty long while. The other ones, not this one. Now it's Chipotle and 8. That's a good one. The other ones, not this one. Not Chipley and Nate.

That's the last one. That's a good one. The first one, too. It's the first one? Yeah, they come back to it. They refuse to close down? Yeah. They're like a rebel rancher.

You're getting too topical. Good for them. That's been done for weeks. All right, hand me this tape, Dave. Kyle Lantra, split with Creation 6. Feather Coyote Newish one Episode number 50

Longjammer The block party, it was a blowout I think blowout's bad I want to have a blowout Right? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The The The Thank you. Thanks for watching!