Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #51 | 7.27.14
Episode Date: July 27, 2014Miami Vice, Q///Q, Sick Llama, Lanuck, Allegory Chapel Ltd., Rain Drinkers, Peripheral Living, Nigro, Blues Control, Yamaoka, Moulttrigger, G.S. Sultan, Copkiller, Gonzalez and Steenkiste, Amk and Ta...nner Garza.
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This is Caroline Teagle from Imperial Topaz and Tranquility Tapes, and you are listening to Tabs Out. Yo.
Tab's out.
Was that Yoko Ono?
Huh?
Was that Yoko Ono?
No?
No, that was a little Carolina.
Oh, all right. See what we did there? You see what we did there? No. No? No, that was a little Carolina. Oh, all right.
See what we did there?
You see what we did there?
Carolina Teagle with the intro.
And then I was like, Dave, what should we get for the intro music?
And right away, boy genius.
He's got a mic.
Wait, I don't get it.
You see, Carolina Teagle lives in New York.
New New York.
And Carolina at one point were a new band.
Ooh.
So that's it.
Dave's got a head for this kind of stuff.
A beautiful mind, Dave has.
Thank you.
Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 51.
Emmett Smith's number.
Uh-huh.
Coming.
Thanks, Dave.
Good tip.
Thanks.
Was Dave, you still got the sound effects on board, huh?
Oh, yeah.
They're here to stay.
Can't wait.
I thought that maybe was an episode 50 exclusive.
No, no, no.
We just premiered it.
As I live and breathe, here they are.
Back for more.
Speaking of back for more.
What, you think we were just going to do that episode
and then just flush it down the toilet?
Now don't go overboard, Dave.
Oh, go overboard, Dave.
I like it overboard. This is a long one, huh?
Hold on. Let's see if it's the thing
at the end.
Actually, I remember that one from last time.
The gurgle at the end?
Yeah, I like that. I need to get a new
flush
thing for my toilet upstairs.
The flush thing.
I didn't think you could buy the wrong kind, but I bought one that the flap, you know when
you flush, the flap goes up and it's supposed to stay there?
Yeah.
This one, the flap goes right back down.
What?
You got a faulty...
Is there a name for the flap?
Yeah, I'm sure there is.
What flap are you talking about?
Inside the toilet.
Inside the toilet? Yeah. Like the little plug thing? Yeah, I'm sure there is. What flap are you talking about? Inside the toilet. Like the little
plug thing? Yeah. Okay.
It normally goes back down, but mine just
or normally stays up, but mine goes right
back down. So you gotta hold in the handle the whole time.
Did you install it correctly?
Yeah, I installed it correctly.
Isn't that what that little balloon thing
is supposed to do? Keep that up until the water
pressure? It doesn't. Until the bowl
fills back up again? It doesn't. I don't know if you
installed a crab. I'll take a look at it.
Let's go take a look right now.
We don't have to. We could go mobile.
Put on the headsets? Yeah.
It'll just like a jump cut.
Here we are in the bathroom.
Now, Dave, if you were prepared, you would have
some...
John Pyle's taking a shower here, too?
We'll come back later. We'll come back when he's done.
Alright, Joby, you want to start it off?
Let's start this off.
Cassette tape.
Can you shake that again?
There's a good amount of room in that Noroco.
You can fit something else in there.
It must not have a download code.
Like what?
It must not have a download code, or you wouldn't have that room.
We'll take Miami Vice. What? Miami Vice. I knew this was going to be a good one or you wouldn't have that room. A tape by Miami Vice.
What?
Miami Vice.
I knew this was going to be a good one right away.
Why is that?
Because the tape is pink.
Okay.
That's a good sign.
The project name is Miami Vice.
You should say it's a solid pink.
Solid pink.
Okay.
Not the clear pink.
Oh, not the clear pink.
It's a solid pink.
This is an Easter egg pink.
It is.
It's a candy pink. Easter egg. Candy shell pink. The only thing that is stupid is the spine. Easter egg pink. It's a candy pink.
The only thing that is stupid is the spine.
First of all, it's upside down.
And what does it say? Palm haze?
That's the name of the tape.
What's with the alignment on that?
That's all the way
off on the side, huh?
Let's nitpick right from the beginning.
I like it. It looks like a message
on a VCR. Oh yeah, it does. That you right from the beginning. I like it. It looks like a message on a VCR.
Oh, yeah, it does.
That you get on the screen.
On the screen or the menu or whatever.
Yeah.
I hate when you get into the menu.
So I want to play two tracks off this tape.
I already explained to Dave.
Two tracks?
Two, two, two tracks.
We're going to do it.
What was that?
What? You don't know what that is?
I didn't know.
Play it again. No, I don't want to play that know what that is I didn't know play it again
no I
I don't want to play that one
oh I can't
is that why you cut it off
yeah
it was an accident
wait did we talk about
what label this was
it's illuminated paths
illuminated paths
oh yeah you know what
this is the label
okay I remember getting this tape
I like this cover a lot too
by the way
because they set those mixxtapes, right?
This also looks like it's from, like, a VHS.
Yeah.
The silhouettes of these couples on the beach holding hands.
The tape they sent also, like, prints, right?
They sent, like, a whole box.
There was pogs in it.
There were, like, eight tapes.
But this was the only, like, actual, like, release.
Did we listen to any of those other ones?
Well, I went to listen to one, but it was all screwy and wackadoo,
and it wouldn't play.
But there were legit-looking old mixtapes that somebody made.
Do we still have any of those laying around?
They're laying around.
They're somewhere.
I want to check those out.
All right, what's our do-it-more-me-play-here?
The text side.
Two cuts?
Two cuts.
Two cuts.
Two cuts.
Hold on. I have a question. Two cuts. Two cuts.
Hold on.
I have a question.
Did you plan that out that you were going to play two cuts? No.
You just had two strips of bacon.
I just had it there.
That's why we keep them around.
That's why we put you out the past three years ago.
All right.
Two cuts off the...
And this label...
Oh, sorry.
It's going to be...
They got a lot of releases out.
I'm going to calibrate myself.
It's going to be every time?
They got a lot of stuff out.
Some Vaporwave stuff.
Luxury Elite.
St. Pepsi split.
And then a lot of stuff I've never heard of.
The Internets is the one.
But you heard two of the things?
Alright, well let's play two cuts off of this.
Who, who, scripts and bacon.
I actually didn't mean to say it that time.
Off of this.
Let me get it to the first day, please.
Miami Vice.
Palm Hayes cassette on illuminated pads.
Remember, Dave, we're playing two.
Who, who, scripts and bacon. And here's something for you. so Thank you. Thank you. Miami Vice.
Miami Vice.
Oh, that was tight.
The whole tape is really good.
Yeah, man.
Good jams.
I'm seeing that.
Some of the tracks are real short, which kind of makes me mad.
Like, you could have kept that going.
It makes me mad.
It makes me mad.
Damn.
Make them longer.
Make a longer track but uh
the whole tape's awesome
it's too short
it's too short
the tracks
make them longer
come on
you let mom
you let Jake
have longer tracks
I just want to let
everyone out there
listening know that
that's a bad impression
that you're doing
of who
hmm
don't
I
am I doing an impression of someone?
I don't know.
Please.
I want to know a longer one.
That one's good.
That was me.
Throwing my voice to Dave's mic.
Speaking of Dave's mic, Dave, why don't you talk into your mic and say what you're going to play for.
Oh, is it my turn now?
For me, mic.
Another mic.
Oh, good one. Mike. Good one.
Thanks.
Good one, Mike.
I need a...
I'm going to make a list.
I'm going to make a list of all...
As we go on, the things that...
Sounds we need.
Oh, yeah.
You should do that.
You want me to get you a clipboard?
Yeah, give me a clipboard.
A whiteboard.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, give me a whiteboard.
Like Steve Jobs. I'll get you... You know what? I'll get you a whole PowerPoint screen. No, because then Yeah, give me a whiteboard. Like Steve Jobs.
I'll get you a whole PowerPoint screen.
No, because then we've got to do walking meetings, right?
Didn't Steve Jobs do these walking meetings?
I don't know.
No?
He'd take a walk.
Like the West Wing?
They would just constantly be walking?
Yeah, yeah.
We could do that.
I don't want to do that.
Again with the headsets.
We need the headsets.
Dave, get on that.
Figure that out.
What are you going to play?
He's deciding.
Reading something.
I'm going to play
another...
Tape?
I'm going to play
another double banger.
Two cuts.
It's Double Shot Tuesday.
I'm feeling the pressure
now, boys,
when it gets around to me
if I'm going to have something
to play more than one thing.
Felt like you were really trying to avoid this.
I'm really trying to avoid it at this point.
This is Q backslash backslash backslash Q.
That's exactly how they say it.
All right.
How do you think they say it?
Q slash slash Q.
Well, you don't want to just say Q slash slash slash Q,
because then you think it's Q from Star Trek
and slash from Guns N' Roses.
Two of them.
Well, three slashes.
So slash and two of his.
Oh, there's three. All right.
But two Qs.
Yeah, two Qs and three slashes.
I'm really going to have to watch myself.
I'm going to try to hit that too hard.
It doesn't have to be every time.
It gets better every time.
It does get better every time.
And when it dips down into the valley and then it comes back out?
Yeah, because it's going to get annoying for a little bit.
Yeah.
But then it's going to be even better.
Joe, I can answer that question.
Yeah?
It's on a label called Self Help Tapes from Sweden.
Sweden.
This is their, I believe, sixth release, right, David?
I was looking at this earlier.
Yes.
Over the pond.
That's where they are.
Yeah, all the tapes they put out, I think all the tapes they put out,
all the ones that I've seen seen come in these white paper O cards
with
very minimal kind of black
stamping of the
artist names, the track titles and stuff like that.
It's serious because it's very
important based.
There it is. I was waiting for that one to come back.
Now let's not overdo that one
because I don't want the magic to be taken away from it.
That's a very special thing for me.
They put out a headboggle tape
that they sent us
a month ago or so.
And it's Q slash slash slash Q
Jardim.
Would you say that's the name of it?
J-R-D-I-M.
Jardim.
I don't know about that one.
No, that was a good one.
I can't figure out how to say something.
Alright, I'm back. I like it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Well, let's play this Q slash slash slash
Q cassette.
From self-help tapes.
Jesus Christ. From self-help tapes. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. QQ.
I like that one.
I'm going to get some reverb.
What?
Anybody else hear that?
Reverb?
Like echo?
Yeah, I'm going to get some echo.
Echo.
Echo.
I'm not hearing echo. Are you sure you're not just hearing your own voice in your headphones does it sound cool it
sounds pretty cool all right all right i'll keep it i like it that was a good one i enjoyed that
is it still there i like when david no it's not there touches the knob but he doesn't actually
turn it and then he's like how about now perfect it one more time. Let me turn it back up and see if any... Does it change?
Let me see.
No.
Do you like one or two?
It's three.
It's three still in the mix.
All right.
My turn?
Your turn.
I'm going to join you boys.
Yeah?
In what?
In the twofer club.
What?
I got a double cassette.
That we tried...
This will be the second time.
We went to play it.
I tried to play this one maybe two episodes.
I wasn't ready for that one.
What?
Really?
I really thought you were doing a bit here.
I think I tried to play this like three episodes ago.
Okay.
It's that sick llama double cassette that comes in
a tin can. Oh, the one with
the paint all over it? Yeah, and the tapes
didn't play because they were like...
When it came in the mail...
Okay, he put out this tape.
It's called... Let me see. I got it written down
over here. Sick llama
cassette on fag tapes
called Twin Camera.
In addition of...
Because it's twin all right and yeah
it's an addition of 20 and when it came in the mail the paint was still wet all over it
i put my hand in it was like all like now it may have been because it was really hot
and you know that activated the ions in the paint and recharged them and got wet again. But either way, the tapes were covered in gunk everywhere.
But Heath Moreland was kind enough to send a replacement.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
The one tape is halfway played already, so I don't know.
Who knows what these are?
Still don't know what's going to go on.
I'm sure there was a giant box of tapes in his room.
He reached in and grabbed two.
One's like, here you go.
So you get in here. You get the tapes, and and grabbed two. One's like, here you go.
You get in here.
You get the tapes and you get this.
There's a poster. I'm going to do the air quotes next to the poster.
After you unfold it like 80 times.
You get this.
It's got a hole in the middle.
You know what that's for.
Exactly.
It's a nice little...
It's not really a display piece.
It's nice.
I like the concept.
So I haven't listened to it yet,
but I feel like we should jump in
with the tape that's halfway
through the middle already.
Yeah, sounds good.
You want to do that?
Yeah.
This came out like,
I think maybe 60 days ago or so.
I'm not falling for it every time, boys.
Sick Llama, twin camera, on fag tapes.
Here's something from it. Thank you. I'm sorry. The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The End Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Sick Llama.
Sick Llama.
The Sickest Llama.
Twin mirrors. Sick Llama. The Sickest Llama. Twin Mirrors.
Double cassette on...
Played the one tape,
but it appeared to be blank.
I'll have to really dig in there sometime,
but did some fast forwarding,
did some flipping,
did some rewinding.
So far...
I think it's conceptual,
you just don't get it.
Yeah.
Well, the other tape had something on it,
from what we could tell.
I'll do some research.
Alright, Joe B.
You grabbed one there, huh?
You must have eyes for that one.
You gotta rewind Sade, though.
Of course I do.
That looks nice, whatever it is.
I don't know how to say this.
It's a lanuk. I don't know how to say this. It's Lenuk.
I think the label's called...
Ahmael.
Ahwell.
I was looking at Dave.
I think the label's called...
When you said, I don't know how to say it.
He had this little glimmer, like a little sparkle that reflected in his glasses.
It looked just like that.
I think the label's called Babavanga.
Babavanga?
Yeah.
This is a sick fucking layout.
This cover and everything about this looks awesome.
I looked up where they were from, but I can't remember now.
Go to babaganva.sk.
Well, as soon as I'm done talking about the thing I was talking about,
I'll do your thing.
Let's talk about this cover.
It was our thing.
It's for everybody.
Well, describe the cover, Joby.
Oh.
I don't know.
It's a weird little... It's all black and white. All was our thing. It's for everybody. Well, describe the cover, Joby. Oh. I don't know. It's a weird little...
It's all black and white.
All black and white with some gradients.
There's a lot of fades.
And there's a lot...
There's some circles.
There's a lot of like...
Shapes.
A lot of shapes.
A little Marble Madness thing going on here.
Some grids.
Some boomerangs.
And...
I like these on the back.
Yeah, these little squigglies.
Squigglies. Little things all over the back flap.
And the inside's all black.
Oh, I like this.
So the inside, you look on the inside and it's all black,
but when you open it up, this really folds out.
It doesn't look like much when the Kate Spitz got an ass on it
when he opened it up.
Look at all.
I can't even. I'm getting overwhelmed.
I can't even talk about it.
Frog?
Is that where this label's from?
Frog?
They're from a frog?
No, prog.
Proug.
And the same...
Look at the little squigglies next to the A and B on the label.
The artwork and design is by Yosef Toussaint.
Yosef Toussaint?
You really don't play the acrobatics.
I know you were going to.
I'm going to stop you in your tracks.
This looks fucking incredible.
I like it.
You know what this reminds me of?
A little bit of a metaphysical circuits cassette.
Yeah.
That design.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
If you took the gradients away. You can't just take a gradient away, Dave. That's what Yeah, definitely. Yeah. If you took the gradients away.
You can't just take a gradient away, Dave.
That's what makes it different.
You can't unfry things.
All right, what am I doing?
Rewinding the A-side?
Rewinding the A-side and then play it.
Let me see if I put the A-side in.
I'm not rewinding with you tonight, Dave.
A lot?
Because really there wasn't any.
There was a fast-forwarding situation that happened earlier.
So the project is Lenuk, and the tape is called VV?
Lowercase v, then capital V?
Maybe.
Or is that the...
I get it, because of the Vs.
Okay.
I wish I had the brainpower right now to discuss what this looked like.
Go online and look for it
what's the website again
www.babavanga.sk
that sk that's not real
this you're gonna get some
some nice cheap Viagra
if you go to that website
Linuk. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go get some food. Thank you. Thank you. damn lennox that shit was tight holy shit dude that was awesome I'm going to die. Linuk because he broke the puck.
Linuk broke the puck?
Yeah, when he played for the Canucks.
Real bad luck.
I want to talk a little bit more about this artwork.
You thought of some things?
No, but that's the funny thing. You would think I'd be really coming up with things to say about it,
but I've just been staring at it.
But I like how these little wigglies, these little Ws.
They're like little mountains.
Yeah, little tiny Ws.
Little Ws, little M's stretched out.
Some sort of weird bird.
It's also part of the logo.
Oh, let me see that.
The logo for the label is like a stack.
It would be like a stack of blocks and a pyramid.
But the top one is a diamond.
I like that.
And they each have a letter in them.
Except for right in between the two words, Baba and Vagna, there's like an underscore.
And then there's little wavy things
that are like all around it.
Does that make any sense?
Did any of those words come out of my mouth?
The wavy things all around it.
The wavy things all around it.
Yeah, it's good.
It's too short.
No, it's fucking incredible.
And then on the track listing on this one panel,
it's got like the wavy things.
What I'm getting at here is I like how they use
the wavy things everywhere.
I'd call them M's.
Little M's.
Little M's.
Alright, that was awesome.
Joe, you did a good job, Joe.
Good job.
I like that.
Little V, capital V.
Linuk on Baba Vagna.
Vagna.
What do you got, Davod?
Dave's Corner.
I got a text message, I think.
Who is it from?
We'll check it on your own time.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'm going to play a brand new one.
Ooh. Came out on Chondritic Sound.
I don't know if it's actually out yet.
Unless you get it from Hivemind is on tour.
Don't look at me like that with your mouth open.
Hivemind's on tour with...
It's like a megator, right?
Yeah, megator.
Oh, it's Hivemind, Nine Inch Nails, and Soundgarden.
Yeah.
I think every synth project gets to tour with Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden this summer.
It's like a thing that they're doing.
It's going to be a weird show.
It's like a...
Oh, One O' Tricks Point Never is opening for that, right?
Yeah.
He's on tour with Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden.
I'd go see that.
I'd go see that.
You know, if Soundgarden weren't playing,
I would go.
I mean,
I'll listen to that stuff
in high school.
It'd be fun.
I mean,
I like the first two
Soundgarden records,
but...
Maybe Daniel Lepatin's dying
and this is like
a Make-A-Wish thing.
You think that's it?
Could be.
How are people gonna take it
at a stadium show?
They'll just show up
a little bit later.
Yeah.
I've never been to
a real concert.
I'm gonna be out
in the parking lot.
Oh, you've never been
to like a... A stadium concert? I'm gonna be out in the parking lot drinking a Heineken. Walk to OBS Center? No, I've never done it. Yeah. I've never been to a real concert. I'm going to be out in the parking lot. You've never been to a stadium concert?
I'm going to be out in the parking lot drinking a Heineken.
Wachovia Center?
No, I've never done it.
Yeah, it's weird.
This could be the time you go.
I went to a fish parking lot one time.
Hold on, it's the pizza.
Okay.
I was driving back from the beach last weekend,
and they were giving away tickets for that OPN Soundgarden
Nine Inch Nails show in Philly.
Yeah.
You had to call and say something or text somebody something or something like that.
I didn't do it is what I'm getting at.
I still like Nine Inch Nails.
I still like it.
I don't like Soundgarden very much anymore.
I haven't really listened to Nine Inch Nails in a long time.
Probably since like middle school.
Yeah.
That's still good.
Yeah.
Are we waiting for Joe
or are you just going to go
and we'll...
No, we can go.
We don't have to wait.
So I'm going to play
this tape
by a project called
Allegory Chapel Limited.
Ah, yes.
This is a dude,
apparently he's been doing stuff
for, like,
since, like, the 80s
or he was really active
in the 80s and 90s
and then
didn't put stuff out
for a little while.
Yeah, I was looking
on Discogs
and I guess
this was like the
first thing put out
since like 99
or something like that.
I don't know
if there's just
some blank spaces
for some
missing deets.
Yeah.
Or if he's just been
just been hibernating.
Yeah, but this
tape looks... I really like the
J-Card on this tape.
Yeah, that does look tight.
It kind of has a denim feel to it.
Do you have the actual cassette?
Because I'm all like the...
Chondritic Sound for a while now has been
doing like, you know, they get a cassette,
they spray paint on it. It's normally a white cassette that
they spray paint with one color and they give it
a spritz. A little spritz, yeah.
And then flip.
Just a little spritz of
another color in the
on the artwork. But I like this
one because it's a purple tape. Not a spray
painted purple tape. It's a purple tape.
Yeah. With a little spritz and then the sticker
that goes on it, which is
normally like, you know, one color.
This one is a...
What is that, two colors?
It's a couple of colors.
I didn't want to say it.
No, but this looks fucking tight.
We got a few tapes from them that are around here somewhere.
Yeah.
Siobhan?
Siobhan?
Siobhan?
We got that tape.
I got that one at home.
That one looks really good too.
Yeah? Did you listen to that yet? Yeah yeah i didn't listen very attentively though because i was busy but taking a shower seem tight you know doing stuff around the house getting some stuff done
huh yeah here comes joe b right now oh he came with pizzas doors open slowly where is he there
he is he looks happy too oh. He looks happy, too.
Why wouldn't he? Something good
happened down there. Alright, well, let's get
into this. What are we playing?
Allegory Chapel Limited? Yeah.
We're going to just play a little bit
off the A side.
And I don't think this is out
yet, but it will be soon.
Our tab
is out exclusive.
I need a sound for that, last time we used the toilet flushing oh for the exclusive did we all right joe say it again a tabs out exclusive Thank you. Let's take a deep breath. Thank you. Thank you. so The I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. so I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. Allegory Chapel Limited.
That was tight.
Yeah.
Some harshies.
Harsh crunchies.
Hasn't lost, hasn't missed a step.
Missed a step.
No.
Hasn't lost a step.
What sounds like it?
Ach mal, ach well.
Something like that.
Good pick, Dave.
Everybody's doing a good job tonight.
Give you fellas a hand.
You're doing a really good job.
My turn?
Go get that from Mr. Hivemind.
And go see Mr. Hivemind.
He's on tour right now.
With Justin Lake's Shredded Nerve.
Scant.
Scant.
Matt Boecki's project.
Who else is on that tour? John Pyle, I think.
I don't know.
Is he not doing that?
Or did he just do the flyer for it
I think he just made the flyer
I thought he was doing a few shows
I know he's playing in Philly with them
at some point
John Pyle
look it up cause Hivemind, Shredded Nerve
and John Pyle
actually that whole line up is pretty awesome
I was just trying to get Dave to play the sound
I thought he was going to and he didn't
I wasn't paying attention to what you said.
Hive Mind, Red Rot, Treading Herb, and Scant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a killer lineup.
On tour.
Worth going to see.
Touring this great nation, and Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden.
Check her local listings for more information.
I'm going to play a tape.
New one on Tranquility just came out
in a batch with...
What was that new batch?
It was...
Cliffside.
Sparkling White Pressure.
Sparkling White Pressure.
Hobo Cubes.
Hobo Cubes.
Rain.
A Cliffside Double Banger
in an extra thick Norelco.
And Rainmakers.
Is that what it is?
And this tape I'm going to play right here.
Oh, is that that one?
Rain Drinkers.
Rain Drinkers.
They don't make it rain.
They drink it.
They drink the rain.
Which you can do if it's done properly.
You can drink rain, right?
There's an eight-step filtration system that you have to go through.
I'll sell you the kit.
All right.
I'll sell you the kit. Actually, if anybody wants the kit, just to go through. I'll sell you the kit. All right. All right. Oh.
I'll sell you the kit.
Actually, if anybody wants the kit, just come on over.
I'll sell you the kit.
Rain Drinkers Wood Violet C40.
Duo of...
This can't be a real person's name.
Don't play the Axel thing.
Even though it would be very appropriate.
His name is Zax.
X-A-X.
Achmal.
Achwell.
Main Kress. K-R-A-S-S.
That's not a real name, right?
Zax Main Kras?
Yeah.
Ach now, ach well.
I wish you didn't play that one until right now.
Ach now, ach well.
Then you'd lose your mind.
Yeah, I would have made a Wile E. Coyote shape thing
hole in the wall and ran right through it.
That's what would have happened.
Him and Joe Taylor.
This may be...
Now, the artwork on the new Tranquility tapes done by Caroline Teagle,
known for her intro to this episode of Tabs Out,
very sparse.
Oh, I like that one.
I like it.
I like this one.
Like an image in the background.
I like the HoboCubes one.
I like the one that you have in your hand, Joe.
The HoboCubes one's nice.
Yeah.
There's like a mountain in the background.
There's some misty mountains,
then just a couple little squibbles and droops.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And same with this Rain Drinkers thing,
that it's just this black and white photo in the background,
and then these red and blue little squigglies.
Oh, yeah.
I like that. Now, the only thing I don't like about it... Oh, not yet. No oh yeah i like that now the only thing i don't like about it oh he took it away is the only thing i don't like
about it is that i like the red and blue contrast over the black and white picture the red and blue
doodles but it's just like the same ones like put on there twice as two different colors oh i like
that you like that i wish there was a separate thing of red and blue.
Let me see.
We'll take a look at it.
It makes it vibrate a little bit, though.
Yeah, it's like it's a shadow.
Like they're floating.
No, I know what's going on.
Oh.
I'm just saying I would have liked the red lines to be different from the blue lines.
Oh, okay.
Some people like them to be different.
Some people like them to be the same.
A little bit for everybody out there.
I like it.
I just don't understand what you like.
Alright, pass me the tape.
Nice ass red shell.
Addition of 100, which I think is
you know, that's what
Tranquility does.
What's so funny about that? Is that a lot or a little?
That was 100.
It's just the right amount.
Alright, play something off of...
Let's put it on whatever side it's on.
Can't really tell what side's the A side on this one.
That's because the red and blue squibbles are the same oil sides.
All right.
Let's play something.
Rain Drinkers, Wood Violet, C40.
New one on Tranquility Tapes.
Here we go. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © B Emily Beynon Thank you. We're back.
Rain drinkers.
I don't hear myself.
You can't hear you?
No.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
I can't hear anything.
No? I'm out. Can you hear yourself? Yeah. I can't hear anything. No?
You can't hear yourself?
No.
Now I can.
Oh, okay.
I just had to turn you up a little bit.
That's all.
You said I touched the button.
Turn your headphones up.
Get me in the monitor.
Put me in the monitor.
You got a little...
Put more gel in my left monitor.
No, I'm fine.
All right.
Rain drinkers.
Now I hear them too much.
New one.
New one on tranquility.
It's gross, right?
It is gross. It's gross, right? It is gross.
It's like looking into yourself.
It's like looking into a mirror of your own childhood.
It's gross.
It's like gross.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
Why would you do that?
All right, Joe B.
All right, I'm going to play a tape.
Are you?
On Power Moves.
What is that, Fargo on the cover?
It does look like Fargo.
What's with the Fargo TV show?
I don't know.
It's weird.
I just see, like, what is the setting?
It's the movie.
It's the movie retold as a TV show?
Yeah.
But didn't you already know what's going to happen?
They did a Dust Till Dawn TV show.
Same thing.
No, they didn't.
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Yeah, that's recent, like last year or the year before.
But it's the retelling of the movie.
Is it, like, a longer version of it?
Like over time?
Like is it like an unabridged telling of the Fargo story?
It's real time.
It's all real time.
I don't know.
It's going to take eight years to tell.
What channel is that on?
I don't know.
But I've just seen stuff for it.
I feel like it's on a major channel.
Big one.
One of the big ones.
I feel that's odd that they made their...
It's real weird.
That movie's like...
I mean, it's a classic movie, but how old is it?
It's old.
Is it coming up on like...
Or is it at an anniversary?
Someone felt like there was more to be told to that story.
Or just told again.
But longer because it's a TV show.
Someone was like, you know what needs to be done.
Someone needs to retell Fargo again, but the same and longer as a TV show.
And they're like, what channel will it be on?
I don't know, but I've seen pictures for it.
I want people to see pictures for it.
So the tape I'm going to play is called...
You're going to play a tape, right? Look at that cover. It looks like Fargo.
Peripheral Living.
For a Living? Peripheral.
Peripheral? It's on the side, right?
Horses don't have it, right? Because they wear the things when...
Well, they have it, but then
those things block it. We take it away.
The power we have as humans
is... No, you don't get to see
what's on the side. No!
No! No! Experimental
lakes. But like the... I like when dogs...
Why do they wear the cones? Because they have to get like...
Well, if they have like a hot
spot or something so they can't lick it.
Or they get like a... Or they get surgery. Yeah, surgery, right.
Or stitches. I like when two dogs, one of them has surgery, so they both't lick it. Or they get surgery. I like when two
dogs, one of them has surgery,
so they both have to wear the coons.
Why do they both have to? Because you don't want the other dog licking it.
Oh, alright.
What are you playing here? Fargo
soundtrack? The movie or the show?
Peripheral Living, Experimental Leaks.
Power Moves label.
Power Wheels.
Put that cued up to something.
Let me see it.
This is a business card?
A little business card in here.
Oh, that's nice.
Ah.
You've never seen that?
All the Power Moves tapes come with that.
Oh, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Fancy.
This guy's taking down an attacker on the inside.
Yeah, that's a Power Move.
I'd like to...
You think he networks?
Oh, definitely.
He just puts it in somebody's pocket? Like if there's like the hot act is playing? Like, I really like what... You think he networks? Oh, definitely. He just puts it in somebody's pocket?
Like if there's like the hot act is playing?
Like, I really like what you boys had.
Does it say a name on here?
Or it's just a no?
Why don't you give me a call?
Why don't you give me a call?
Slide in your pocket.
For those who can't see,
I'm sliding this to where Joe's pocket would be
if he didn't have a T-shirt.
Give me a call when you want to hit the big time.
All right, well, let's...
Because I think you got the goods.
You got the goods.
Let's see, this might say who peripheral living is.
Ryan Waldron.
It's two people.
And Kevin Cahill.
Kevin Cahill.
I feel like we played something
like last time
because I didn't know if it was Cahill or Cahill.
Or Cahill.
Well, he's getting...
How do I forget that that would happen?
What did I say the name was?
Kevin Cahill.
Cahill?
I'm going to try to look that up.
You boys talk about your favorite scene in Fargo while I do that.
I like when she asks him what he wants for breakfast all the time.
I haven't said that in a really long time.
I'm bad with actors and actresses' names.
I'm terrible with them.
I don't remember who William H. Macy is in that movie.
Yeah, but who's the female cop?
What's her name?
I can't remember.
In real life.
Mary Steenburgen?
That's not it, no.
How come when you put Kevin Cahill in Discogs
and it lists him in the thing, like artist Kevin Cahill,
but then when you click on it, it says,
sorry, this artist does not have any releases under that name.
Well, why is it in the banks?
In the database?
Yeah.
Just reserving it so he can get the number one spot.
In case there's another one.
He doesn't want to be Kevin Hill 2?
No.
Okay, that makes sense.
You don't want that.
No, you don't want that.
Let me see the tape. Why, do I have to rewind it somewhere? No, it's queued up, but I don't remember to be Kevin Hill 2? No. Okay, that makes sense. You don't want that. No, you don't want that. Let me see the tape.
Why?
Do I have to rewind it somewhere?
No, it's queued up, but I don't remember to what side.
Let's say A.
Let's say Screw.
Screw side.
Screw side.
Peripheral Vision.
Experimental Lakes cassette on the Power Moves label.
Got sauce on your arm Thank you. Thank you. Peripheral living.
Peripheral living. Peripheral living.
That's a tight little sesh.
Yeah.
Power moves.
I like the power moves label.
They've been sending us a bunch of stuff, and I've been enjoying it.
Minimal stuff.
I heard some minimal stuff today.
Do you ever hear that Dylan Carson solo thing?
No.
From Earth?
Yeah.
What is it?
It's got a weird name to tell you,
but it's like really minimal percussion
and guitar. It sounds like a more stripped down
Earth.
I read something about their new record being like
more poppy. Oh, really? Yeah.
That's
the name of the project.
Dr. Carlson Albion,
but it's all one word.
Wait, what's that?
Is that on Spotify?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it good?
I only heard the first quarter of it, but yeah, it's good.
I really like Earth.
First 25 cents.
I listen to Earth a lot.
Yeah, I like Earth.
Earth's a good stuff to have on when you're doing things.
Yeah, I listen to it at work.
As opposed to just standing still.
Like doing a task rather than not really a driving thing.
But, you know, doing things around the house.
I hear you.
I listen to it at work.
Or doing some arting.
I like to do what I'm doing a lot.
Oh, yeah?
You do art, Dave?
Yeah, I do some art.
I like art.
I respect art.
I do doodles.
You do doodle.
I doodle machines a lot.
We all know that.
When is the next 2am batch dropping?
A week or two. What's the holdup?
What's Trish up to?
You know, they're a little busy right now.
Taking some personal time.
She deserves it. Oh yeah.
Take all the time you want.
She goes to the beach. She goes to the shore, I bet.
She goes to the shore.
I know you got some time, bank girl.
Pack up the old station wagon.
Head on out.
Drive across country alone.
Alone?
She goes alone.
She's still getting calls from tapes, too.
From tape labels.
What do you think they think of all the weird shit that goes through there?
I bet by this time they blank it out.
They're not even paying any attention.
You don't think anything makes them go, oh, what's this?
Not at this point.
No?
No.
Nothing?
Nothing at all.
Yeah, they're just like,
yeah, here's another one.
You know, make all the,
like you want another tape with static on it?
I got a mortgage to pay,
so let's do this.
Let's get those pre-Sanus Rape Slides masters.
Yeah, this is how the economy works.
You get these and whatever.
I'll get something.
I'll go get some Rita's after work.
All right, whose turn is it?
Probably Dave's.
I bet there was one guy that started working there that was hoping like some Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin shit would be coming down the line.
He's still waiting for something good to come.
I think you were telling me one time that you bet there's a guy there who's been
there for a long time and he talks about the heyday.
He's like, man, I remember being here when
Bon Jovi's slippery went wet.
It was a mad
house. Feels like that
all the time. There was talk
that Bon was going to come in here.
Yeah, I called him Bon. We couldn't bring him fast
enough.
Now it's doing this shit.
I'm doing banging on pots and pans and all this bullshit.
I love when people say that when it's music that they don't like.
This is just banging on pots and pans.
I can do this.
There's something to that, Dave.
I thank the Lord every morning when I wake up.
All right, Dave.
Dave's Corner, what do you got?
How about we play this new jammer from our friend Nigro?
Yes, these look really nice.
Just pick this up, Lesnar.
Oh, this is the one.
Oh, yeah.
I was looking at this earlier.
This looks hella tight.
This is Mike's new label, right?
Oxtail Recordings?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ach, mal. Ach, well. Did you know you werextail Recordings? Yeah. Yeah. Ach mal, ach well.
Did you know you were going to do that?
No.
Me neither.
Yeah, Mike Nagro, a guy from around here, lives in New York now.
He did the intro for episode number 50.
Which was great.
Which was excellent.
And he does a podcast now for the Silent Barn.
Oh, what?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, like live stuff
from the silent barn shows did you do any commentary any jokes you know i listened he
didn't order a pizza he didn't crack any he didn't make any fart jokes there wasn't even
another guy there to riff with it was weird i was like this is a podcast but he's like he's like a
professional broadcaster right oh yeah he's got like uh the voice yeah i'm not
even gonna try to attempt like doing it because either you got it or you don't got it he's got it
yeah he does his warm-up exercises before
um joe you were telling me about the uh it's funny that like we're playing this tape in some
stupid detail but it's like last night at the bar, you were telling me about the fade
on the back, the color that goes
from the back flap
starts with like a
deep purple, and it
fades out and it goes into the tape
shell. The fade keeps going
to a pink, a pretty pink.
And then flip the tape over.
That's tight. I like that
cover. That's awesome.
Roommate's doing the art, right? Oh, oh yeah let's see if it has his name in here let's give him a little shout out let's see recorded summer 2013
art and design by owen corrigan ow Owen Corrigan. Owen Corrigan.
Good work.
This looks fucking awesome.
I like the three diamonds of various sizes on the front and the two that overlap.
You were fucking quick with that one, Dave.
Did you know I was going to talk about that? His hand is on the keyboard at like three of them at all times that he knows are the most common ones.
Did you know I was going to talk about those specific diamonds? on the keyboard at like three of them at all times that he knows are the most common ones.
Did you know I was going to talk about those specific diamonds? I knew you were taking inventory on the number of shapes, so I was just waiting for the number
two to come up.
You can't do it when you say the number.
Any time two is set.
And where they overlap, it's a little darker.
The color's a little darker.
Yeah, that's nice.
There's some red ones at the bottom making a nice little pattern.
I like it. Let me see the nice. There's some red ones at the bottom making this nice little pattern. I like it.
Let me see the tape.
Here it is.
Flip it.
See, that's the other color at the top of the gradient.
That's what I was trying to say.
Yeah, that's real nice.
But you can't put it in that way.
No, you don't put it in that way.
Let me see what it looks like.
It looks good.
It still looks good, yeah, but the other way is hot.
Hand me the other one, Mike.
Hot.
But when you put it in that side, the pink side.
Oh, there's another one.
We have another one from them, right?
This is the first...
I didn't pick this one up.
This is the primitive fiction
chapter, and it goes from that
gray to the yellow.
Is that going to be his thing?
I like it.
I flip this tape over, it's the gray.
I like it.
Nice presentation.
This one doesn't have as much impact. These are the first two releases on his list. Oh yeah, that like it. Wow. Nice. Nice presentation. This one doesn't have as much impact.
So these are the first two releases on his list.
Oh, yeah, that's tight.
And that's number two, right?
Yeah.
It's like a radioactive sunset.
I like the logo for this label.
The logo's nice.
It's real legit.
This is a good start.
Yeah.
Gotta say.
Congrats.
The tabs out stamp of approval.
Dave, will you get a sound effect that's when I give someone the tabs out stamp of approval?
I can do that.
It's like...
Yeah, I can buy one of those.
Okay, we'll do that for next time.
Or just plug it in, in your free time.
What do you think, John Paul?
Has John Paul officially responded to that yet?
No.
Okay.
Well, let's get into this Nigro Meeker cassette.
The first release on Oxtail Recordings.
Here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Niagara. Little taste off the A-side.
A taste called Meeker.
Meeker.
I like how...
Meemink.
I like how the download is for a Mediafire link.
Huh?
I think he's Beaker.
Yeah, I was doing a play on that.
All right.
Not the band camp.
They're going for the Mediafire link.
Old school.
Old school.
The year was 2012. Barack Obama was president. Taking it back. I need going for the media fire link. Old school. Old school. The year was 2012.
Barack Obama was president.
I need some old-timey music.
Yeah, that would have been good right there, too.
You need a lot to learn about these sound effects, Dave.
Write it on the whiteboard.
We need a whiteboard.
All right, my turn.
I guess we need another Chrome Dome before we're going to get a whiteboard.
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I'm going to play a cassette
from Blues Control.
I like getting things. I like getting things.
I love getting things.
Yeah, who doesn't?
It's a good time.
Some people don't.
Dalai Lama.
He doesn't like getting anything.
No.
Because, Dave, possessions are the anchors of your body's boat.
I forgot what we were talking about.
Blues Control?
Blues Control.
Tape that came out, I think, a few months ago.
Was Record Store Day recent? Did that just happen just happened yeah that wasn't not too long ago okay i think this came out for record store
day tight it's uh on i think their label managing expectations i don't know it's like a single you
got a single here oh really they did it right basically they did it right just do the cassette
on record store day yeah you don't need the cassette store day. Let's not get into all that. No, no, no, no.
You know they're doing that again.
Don't get me started.
It's Summer Games and Studio 69 are the two tracks.
I believe we'll record it like...
Because it's 69.
Recorded in...
For a record that's coming out?
Like the singles from it?
I don't know.
I think they were recorded in 2009 and 2011.
Okay.
So it's like older tracks.
But I think this tape was available from Fustron, that distro Fustron.
Yeah.
And some gigs that they played.
But we played them.
A long time ago.
That tape, Valley Tangents on Drag City that came out.
I saw them play. They blew my mind. Yeah tape, Valley Tangents on Drag City that came out, like, what, two years ago?
I saw them play.
They blew my mind.
Yeah, shit's crazy.
It's a fun one.
A little paper O card with the same kind of drawings that were on Valley Tangents, right?
I don't really remember what that looked like.
Some sports people.
Sports people.
And then there's some 69 people in the back.
Studio 69, that is.
Oh, they're dancing.
And is that O card, is it glittery?
It's glittery, yeah. It's definitely glittery. It shines, baby. Studio 69, that is. Oh, they're dancing. And is that Oakheart? It's glittery, yeah.
It's definitely glittery. It shines, baby.
It smells weird, too.
Play the Studio 69 side, just because it says 69
and
purple ink on there. And then what's this?
What's on the other side?
It's a sticker of something.
Hmm.
What do you think that is, Dave? Fargo?
I have no idea. I don't know what that is? Fargo? I have no idea.
I don't know what that is.
Fargo, North Dakota.
Yeah.
Yeah?
I'm glad we figured that out.
All right.
Blues Control Studio 69 from this possibly record store day cassette
that came out a couple of months ago on...
Managing Expectations. that came out a couple of months ago on managing expectations. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo guitar solo I'm not going to let you go You boys like blues control?
You like blues control, Mike?
What?
One word.
First word.
You got stuff all over your mustache.
Okay.
I don't know what that was.
I think it was a mixture of a lot of different elements.
Lose Control.
I don't want to talk about those elements.
Studio 69 slash Summer Games cassette came out a few months ago.
I think it was like a weird exclusive things to certain places.
But you can check to see if it's available, if you desire.
If you crave the cassette.
All right, you know what time it is, boys?
What time is it?
It's time to answer some voicemail.
I have a question about this, because I hate work.
And all the tape came out.
And I can't get any back in.
It's kind of tricky.
Should I roll it?
What should I do?
I'm homeless.
Say hey guys.
This is Steve from Omaha, aka Shit Sound.
You might have heard of my project.
I just recorded this sick master tape and it fucking tore because I was getting so violent with my feedback loop. I have a contact mic I stuck in my toilet,
and I just kept flushing it while I took some massive shit.
It sounded amazing.
I'm hoping to master it eventually here,
but I fucking ripped it.
I was doing Google searches,
and I found that you should use duct tape.
So I covered duct tape on the whole side,
thinking it would make it a little tougher, but it's getting stuck in the motor. So if you guys give me
a call back, I need to know what I can do here. Look for shit sound. Next day, 2015.
It's going to blow up the speaker box. Thank you. EDR's rule.
Hey, I think Dave was talking one time on the
show, and he said something
about
like he had seen
some kind of cassette or otherwise
recording where it
was digital and
analog manipulation of
butthole surfers music or something
like that. Anyway,
I'd be really interested in
I can't figure out which show
it is and I'm hoping I
wouldn't have to go through them all again.
Ah, thanks.
Oh.
Dave, first of all, I gotta say
you nailed it with your production work there.
I love it.
He's getting good.
I love it.
All right, let's answer the question.
The first one seemed to be from a child, a very small human, right?
Yeah, who unraveled some tape, it sounds like.
Unraveled some tape.
And might be homeless, too.
I think he was thinking about scotch tape, right?
Did it sound like it was like scotch tape?
Wrong kind of tape, son.
I think your main problem is that you're homeless.
Yeah.
You shouldn't be calling us.
If I was homeless,
I wouldn't even be dealing with tapes anymore.
I'd get a house.
Yeah, it sounds like you're really going off the cuff right now.
I'd probably still get a house.
To get to the bottom of that young man's question,
listen, you got your whole life ahead of you, kid.
All right?
You're not old and washed up like these two
jerks over here. You can pull it
together. You can get a house.
You can get, who knows what else?
You can get cable,
computer, still the neighbor's
Wi-Fi. Car?
Car.
Take the bus if you need to. You can go anywhere.
I've never taken the bus before.
You can take the parking ride. I took a bus all the way to Canada once. Really? Yeah. Would you need to. You can go anywhere. I've never taken the bus before. You can take the park and ride.
I took a bus all the way to Canada once.
Really?
Yeah.
Would you go to Niagara Falls?
No.
Where'd you go?
I went to Hamilton.
Ontario. What'd you go there for?
Hanging out with a friend.
Oh, really?
Taking a hockey game.
Hanging out.
How long did it take?
Like 20 hours.
20 hours?
There were some layovers and stuff.
So you had to move on to another bus yeah
i sat next to this guy i still can't eat hershey's chocolate bars because of this because he offered
me a hershey's chocolate bar reeked of alcohol like so bad so like that just like saturated
drunk chocolate bar like so you know somebody's been like on a five-day bender hasn't showered saturated drunk.
Somebody's been on a five-day bender, hasn't showered or anything.
It's just coming out of their pores.
He was eating the Hershey's chocolate bar
at the same time, so those two smells
mingling.
Please say it was melting.
I don't know if it was melting or not.
I love if it was melting.
Would you have ate it?
Yeah, in a heartbeat. I would have licked off his fingers.
To answer your question, son, you just lick the chocolate
off the fingers. Yeah.
Next call.
What was the next thing about? Oh, shit sound.
Was that the name of the shit sound? Yeah.
And he, this gentleman,
shit sound was recording a shit sound tape
and the master tape ripped.
I'm going to say
just leave it. Just leave it like that. You don't need to fix it. Yeah, don't go mingling with gonna say just leave it just leave it like that you
don't need to fix it yeah don't go mingling with the uh just leave it start over don't go messing
with that tape that was in the toilet no the contact mic was in the toilet oh i thought he
recorded it directly onto a cassette in the toilet oh probably leave it all in there that's how it
works right you put the cassette right next to the sound that you're recording and it just goes on there if you get it yeah don't talk too loud don't want to get
it on that one yeah all these tapes now are going to have slight uh us in the background
especially the ones like if you're in a room with the tapes are probably all black yeah i was gonna
say this is good this is good information if you're in a room with tapes don't yell near them
because it'll read that that magnetic coating will pick it right up.
That one was free.
That's free advice.
Yeah.
And the last one was actually something for you, Dave, personally.
Yeah.
Dave's got a stalker.
I thought it was really funny because I Googled.
They call them Davies.
I Googled exactly what he said.
Davies?
Davies?
Dave heads.
Dave heads. Dave heads.
I googled exactly what he said, like the description of the tape was,
and the first result was the tape.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, obviously, right?
Yeah.
It was, hey, dummy.
Hey, dummy.
Hey, don't you want to Google?
Let me Google that for you.
What are you, Mike Haley?
I'm Google.
I just asked Dave.
Yeah, he asked me.
Hey, where's this festival at over here?
Literally, like...
I almost Googled something the other night,
and then the last second I was like, Dave's online.
Just asking him.
He always answers, too.
He asked me, is your Wi-Fi faster if you plug right into the router?
I don't fucking know. Ask me, is your Wi-Fi faster if you plug right into the router? That's a good one.
I don't fucking know.
I really like, well, the thing with Dave is I really like,
I like asking him questions that may be difficult to answer
because then I know he's Googling it longer.
And then sometimes he'll answer me 15 minutes later
and I'll just be like, what is he talking?
Oh, yeah, I forgot to ask my question.
But this gentleman, who also couldn't Google,
what, you don't have Bing on your machine?
Yeah.
Every machine comes with Bing now.
The answer to your question, sir, and we'll be right back.
Let's just not say it.
I'm looking at it right now on the screen, but should we not say it?
Let's just not say it.
I'm not going to say anything.
No, I think we should say it.
Somnifone.
God's Favorite Playmate on Ack Recordings.
I think we played that.
What episode was that?
We don't have that queued up.
Look it up, Mike. You've got a fucking computer right in front of you.
Dave, check that for me when you get a chance.
All right.
We need something that says, like, after we answer the questions,
and that was the hotline.
And then Dave does a little sound effect.
We'll get to that.
And that was the hotline.
Joe Bate, what do you got?
Oh, my turn?
Everything's kind of low on my headphones right now.
How's that?
How's that, little buddy?
It's a lot better. Is that better? Don't let it happen happen again this is Yamaoka Yamaoka silent bridge turn it down come on
so on sacred phrases it hurts start over what were you sent now it's too low
come on why are you doing this isn Yamaoka. This isn't funny. Silent fridge. Silent phrases.
Sacred phrases.
Oh, new sacred phrases?
I think they put out a marble cassette and this.
A marble one, huh?
Am I right?
Those are rare.
Marble?
What, marbles are rare?
Marble cassettes.
Marbles are pretty rare, too.
Well, ever since that marble madness incident in the 80s.
This just came out, right? Yeah.
I believe so. I don't know anything about this project.
They were rationing... Heaven forbid
you ask Dave. There was a marble ration.
There was a whole thing. Two per
household. Yeah. Yeah, and there was marble...
Marble millionaires they would create.
Alright, do you know what you're
playing off this tape? Just something from the A-side.
Go. Alright, do you know what you're playing off this tape? Just something from the A-side Go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yamaoka.
Yamaoka.
I like that.
Silent Bridge on Sacred Phrases.
It's a C66.
Sacred Phrases number 41.
Project from Japan.
I like that.
Sacred Phrases takes some nice pictures of their tapes on their page
Yeah
What do you think Joe?
Look at my computer screen
That's a professional shot
That was an afternoon set aside to do this
There's lighting, white background
You have that big roll of paper
Yeah, that goes at an angle
That's nice.
So you can't see the corner. Good job.
He's walking around it.
Let me see those spools. Come on.
You're not going to get me angry.
Now give me something
like you got some synths going.
And the tape the whole time is just there.
Doesn't move. Yeah, it doesn't move.
Adam Mayer.
That's who does that label, right?
What's his project?
Dry Valleys.
Dry Valleys, yeah.
I think he might have a couple other tricks up his sleeve.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
That's what he did.
Yeah.
All right, Dave.
What?
What do you want joe i would like for him i would like for there to be a label that's like
you know really like graphically it's stunning the music is beautiful but the person's just like
wearing like a a flannel that a dog used to wear
but they put out the hands of a
steel worker.
They just sit in front of the garage all day
in a fold-out metal chair.
Except when they show up
like the Kinkos, like, you know, with
like pants
that are being held together by an old piece
of rope.
One shoe. They gotta be told
they can't come in with only one shoe, so they have to leave
and go find another shoe somewhere and walk back
in. But then they make these stunning looking tapes.
He's got like really thick
yellow toenails.
He goes home and has
like an old ass
ivory colored desktop computer.
Sitting there banging.
Keyboard has Cheeto crumbs all over it.
What do you think would happen to one of those thick yellow toenails
if you soaked it for a while?
Designing a beautiful website.
Everything's very fluid.
Everything's like
all the descriptions are really elegant.
Adam is like...
I don't know the man.
He's a cool dude. I don't know the man. No, he's a cool dude.
I don't know him. I've talked to him
on the internet, so I don't know what his voice
sounds like. Who knows? He might sound like that.
Alright, Dave, what do you got?
I'm looking at my shelf up here, trying to figure
something out.
How about some mole trigger?
I like that.
Good project.
Played a cut from this new one
that came out on Centipede Farm.
We haven't played any Centipede Farm stuff in a while.
I don't know.
Maybe we have, maybe we haven't.
I'm always down to play some Centipede Farm.
It's been a while.
Don't do that.
The guy that does Moultrigger,
I forget his name, he's in another project that we haven't played yet. I don that does Muld Trigger, I forget his name,
he's in another project that we haven't played.
I don't think we've played it yet.
But the project is called Bean Snack.
Oh, I was going to play that today.
Okay, yeah.
Bean Snack is a great...
Bean Snack 2 is the name of the tape, right?
Yeah, it's great because it's so bad.
But it's actually... I like the project a lot. It's a pretty good tape, yeah. Yeah, but the name Bean Snack 2 is the name of the tape, right? Yeah, it's great because it's so bad. But it's actually, I like the project a lot.
It's a pretty good tape, yeah.
Yeah, but the name Bean Snack.
What's so bad about that?
You've got to see the cover, too.
It looks like, I don't know, the cover of some bad video game.
All right.
What's the name of this tape, Dave?
This Moltrigger tape.
Mac Mail? Yeah, does
Joe have access to your soundboard?
Gam.
Majore. Akmal.
Akwell.
Yeah, game
major, but it's spelled wrong.
That's good enough.
Yeah, this is a good tape.
What do you want me to play here? A-side or B-side?
We're going to play...
Cut off the A-side.
Let me see that J-card.
Okay.
Track's called Sheeted.
Sheet it?
Sheeted.
Like you didn't get home in time
and you sheet it yourself?
You sheet it.
Good one, Mike.
Thanks.
It's the Joe Morgan mix.
I got two more.
All right.
Mole trigger.
Off of this tape on Centipede Farm.
New one.
Here it is. Thank you. so um
um so
uh so so Thank you. so Thank you. All right. Thank you. so I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. Mold trigger.
Laying down some heavy blampers.
Heavy blampers and mold trigger.
Mold trigger.
I've been writing that with one T for a while now
in this to I really I didn't this is the thing I'm starting to feel like like I'm
doing it but I was wondering that was coming was coming back. All right.
My turn.
I'm excited for the one sounds that he has.
We just haven't said the thing yet.
Because I know there's some of those.
Are there more?
Oh, there's more.
I know it.
There's some more.
Well, now I'm excited.
All right.
I'm going to play this tape.
That looks nice.
It does. We're going to get into that. Trust me. We're going to play this tape. That looks nice. It does.
We're going to get into that.
Trust me.
We're going to talk about that.
It's a project called G.S. Salton.
I hadn't heard anything about this guy or whoever.
That screen printed on there?
Hold on.
Hold on.
It looked like you had any trouble doing that.
Hold on.
We're going to get to it.
We're going to get to it, Joe.
Hold on. We're going to get to it. We're going to get to it, Joe. Hold your horses.
Then maybe two weeks ago
I got a tape by
Gia Salton on a label called
let's see, I wrote it down here.
Nada.
Nada.
N-A-D-A.
Called Intermediate Envy
Demonstration.
Which was a killer fucking tape.
And then this came from Umarex.
This tape, a Derek Rogers tape,
and a tape by, is it Mare?
M-A-A-R, is that like a horse?
Or is that M-A-R-E?
That's M-A-R-E.
What's M-A-A-R?
Ach Mal, Achwell?
I don't know. Well, there's...
Ask Dave. Ask Dave.
Alright.
These aren't out yet. I think they're coming out later this year.
They come in these...
The Brad Packs. The black Brad Packs.
With raised printing
on them. Can you feel that?
And
these spiral graph type designs on the front.
This one's in all red.
And then the Derek Rogers is yellow on black.
And then the mirror is white on black.
It's real tight, right?
Want to check these out?
And one thing I really like about them is it's got the design on the front with like the artist name
but then on the bottom it says
pro-dubbed cassette tape
and then Umarex on the top
it says pro-dubbed chrome tape
I'm sorry did I say cassette tape?
pro-dubbed chrome tape
and then all the tapes
the color of the shell matches the printing
and they're all numbered on the back
out of 80
they're gorgeous and all the back at an 80.
They're gorgeous. And all the tapes are really,
really good.
Yeah, these are crazy looking.
I like the name of the GS Alton tape.
It's serious!
Wait a minute. What's the label called again?
Uma Rex.
This is 69, so there's a lot of these.
This one's 68.
And that one's
70, right?
This label's been around for a hot second.
They all look like this.
You know, I don't know. They put out a lot of vinyl.
Ooh. Big time.
You like that, huh? It's serious.
What was I saying? It's serious!
Thumbs up.
The name of this tape is
AG underscore greatest hit.
And
the names of the...
Let me get the names of the tracks here.
The names of the tracks are
AG underscore greatest hit
underscore MV dot 4
and then MV dot 6 and MV dot 5.
I like that.
I likey. You like that. I likey.
You like it? I likey.
You want to get into this? I want to get way into it.
You want to get way into this? I want to get balls deep.
Jesus Christ, Dave.
Calm down.
Calm down over there.
G.S. Salton.
AG greatest hit.
Umarex number 70.
Go. so oh Thank you. so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ I'm not gonna let you go Gia Salton. I went to high school with Gia Salton. Me too. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You did too? Gia Salton? Yeah.
It's a shame what happened.
What happened?
We don't like to talk about it.
He killed himself.
What?
I didn't know that.
But, you know, suicide.
The ultimate nap.
Who did?
Some people were saying... Gia Salton?
Gia Salton.
The Gia Salton I went to, she was a girl.
So that's not the same one.
This was her brother.
Oh.
Killed himself because he was always getting confused for his sister.
A lot of people said.
That'll do it.
W's a G.
You know.
Just do a little self-mutilation.
Kind of hear a burn there.
You don't need to go all the way.
But, nah.
That was the only thing that would do.
The big one.
I can hear that scratch.
GS Salton.
Hey, wait.
Everybody scratch your face and then the microphone.
Mine's going to be the best.
AG, greatest hit.
Those are coming out.
That, the Derek Rogers tape, the Mare tape,
all coming out sometime probably this year I would
assume on umer Rex keep an eye out for him hell yeah you're gonna want to get them because they
look and sound pretty nice I want them all what are we saying about Fargo all right Joby
finishing that you want to chew a little bit you want me to talk you up while you chew?
Oh, we were playing that.
We already played that.
Just keep riding the game.
You got to rewind this.
Obviously.
A little smiley face sticker on this guy, huh?
Joe B., I'm starting to think you can only play tapes once.
On one side.
What?
Yeah, well, what is your queuing up style that you listen to it and you go, that's going to be what I play?
And then you just, whatever.
I listen to it in the car because that's when I listen to tapes.
Okay.
And then I remember.
In the automobile.
Yeah, I listen to like more than half of this.
Okay.
You know, I'm going to play this.
Okay. But the first track is good.
I want to play that one.
And you're like. And then I throw it on the seat. And. But the first track is good. I want to play that one. And you're like, good room.
And then I throw it on the seat.
And then I come here and I go through the pile.
Okay.
And I know what I want to play.
And I'm like, okay, when we get up there, we'll do all this.
I knew that was coming.
This is a cop killer?
You go through the pile.
On Rainbow Bridge.
Alrighty.
Cop Killer.
Alien Soccer.
Yeah, I listened to this one.
This is a good one.
It's an aggro one.
It's pretty good.
I really like the spine.
I was going to say that first.
What do you like, Mike?
I like the spine.
I like how they...
You do. I like all the logos. I knew it. Now they, um, uh, like, uh.
Achmal, Achwell.
You do.
I like all the logos.
I knew it.
That's what I was going to say.
Visa, IBM, Cartoon Network. Cartoon Network, Pepsi, CNN, QBC.
I think the Nirvana logo.
What else?
Laser disc, National Geographic, Disney. what is that one is that is that rebach
next to disney and national geographic in between them the rebach logo yeah that's the rebach logo
got it hold on let's see if i can go 100 real is that like the player real player yeah adidas ibm what is that the ends is that nintendo does nintendo do that
now like the cube made out of ends yes yeah yeah damn i'm good at this i'm good at what is that
nasa yahoo i'm good at brands i'm a brand brand man. Put me in your movie.
All right, we're going to play something off this.
A side of that.
I like after all that, I went to find out who it was,
and I looked at the spine.
After all that, all that work I put in.
And this is JML.
Justin Mark Lloyd.
Justin Mark Lloyd, who runs the label,
who does the label Rainbow Bridge.
Bridge de la Rainbow.
Here we go.
Justin, this is Mr. Bendover at Wells Fargo Dealer Services.
Please return my call right away. We need some arrangements set up. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Let's see what's over to cry
To have a part, Mr. Dark Card, I will part
Final part, Mr. Dark Card
Final part, Mr. Dark Card
Final part, Mr. Duck!
I'm just standing in the first responding.
First responding.
First responding. Interest.
Interest.
Interest. Interest. Interest. Interest. I'm so excited for this! I'm so excited for this! I'm so excited for this!
I'm so excited for this!
I'm so excited for this!
I'm so excited for this!
I'm so excited for this!
I'm so excited for this!
I'm so excited for this!
I'm so excited for this!
I'm so excited for this!
I'm so excited for this!
I'm so excited for this! I'm so excited for this! Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Thank you. First recipient. First recipient.
The door is now closed and I can't see why I don't move here.
General.
Lexus.
Cough it.
That's easier
Calf-F***ing
Now 49
Facing the field 25 degrees
Calculated cost of car I want to live in a cell of water
Making Chicago a better place to sleep
My brain makes all the technical device
And we struggle here Uh-huh.
Cop killer.
Cop killer.
Body Count's back.
Alien Soccer cassette.
I hear Body Count back.
Alien Soccer.
World Cup Fever.
This is a very topical tape.
Very topical tape.
If it was ever going to come out,
now would be the time.
On Rainbow Bridge.
A lot of stickers on all the Rainbow Bridge stuff.
A little too many stickers.
Glittery stickers.
Now my kids are in preschool.
A lot of stickers involved.
A lot of paper.
Crappy paintings and stuff comes every day.
A lot of it, too.
Is this all they're doing?
It's like a sweatshop for bad art that kids do in there.
The finger painting.
Something that's like, what's this? It's a train. That's not a sweatshop for bad art that kids do in there the finger painting and like something that's like what's this it's a train that's not that's not a train that's not a train
put those right in the special file yeah you save them for a little while and then you go
through a little while no they go in the trash that day i'm not i don't like clutter i got enough
clutter as it is with all my you know you got tapes coming to me all the time i don't have
time for like this smudge of brown.
All of a sudden it's a train. That like
blue line is the conductor. No, it's not.
Come on.
Not to be harsh or anything.
Dave, what do you got? Room for the cop killer tapes in the shit season.
What was it?
What was the caller?
Shit sound.
Yeah. Shit Sound.
I'm going to have 20 Shit Sound CD-Rs in this house.
I'm doing some sick feedback loops.
Broke the tape.
Dave, what do you got?
I'm going to play this jammy that came out on
Ford Evil Fruit.
Good label.
Great label.
Project called
Gonzales and Steenkist. Gonzales and Stinkist
Gonzales and Stinkist
Stinkist
Stinkist
Stinkist
You say stinky
Gonzales and stinky
I'm stink
You're stinky
Mike's stinkist
Stinkist
Stinkesty
You stinkest the most
I do
One of us has to do it
Tape's called Dimly Lit.
The artwork's really tight on this, too.
It's like a...
Oh, yeah, prove it.
A little painting.
What is this?
Nice little painting.
Some people in maybe a dimly lit room.
There's a gentleman on the floor.
What's on the back there?
Possibly another dimly lit room with some people. Possibly. On the floor?
It's hard to tell.
I've heard about shit like that.
The perspective's a little weird.
Looks like people kind of huddled around.
What's that one person doing?
Oh yeah, they might be smoking a little...
Maybe it's a little club.
Maybe it's a dimly lit club.
I think this person's sitting at the bar.
Okay, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that's Edgar Allan Poe right there.
At the deer park?
At the deer park.
Yeah.
This came out with, there was a tape, I think, called The Fathers, which is a headboggle.
You did?
That's Nathan from Tusk of Terror and Headboggle.
I haven't gotten to that one yet.
It's pretty good.
The B-side's live, and it's an all right live cut.
But the A-side's really good.
But you're going to play this Gonzales and Stinky cassette?
Gonzales and Stinkiest.
Stinkiest.
I'm going to play a little cut off the A-side. The track's called
Path of the Bean.
Bean? Bean.
Bees? Bean.
Bean snack? Beans?
Like laser beans? Oh, laser beans.
Yeah. I like green laser
beans.
That's a pretty good band name, green laser beans.
That's like a bar band.
Green laser beans. No, I a bar band. Green laser beans.
No, I like it.
I think we use it.
Mr. Laser Bean.
No, it's got to be Green Laser Bean,
because then it's Green Bean and Laser Bean.
That way everyone has a good time.
That way we all enjoy ourselves.
All right.
Gonzales and Stink's dimly lit cassette,
Ford Evil Fruit.
All right.
Just let it hang.
That was it.
I thought we all understood that was it. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm going to die. Not stinkest. It's like stinkest.
Gonzaleson stinkest.
Gonzaleson stinkest.
All right, fine.
Why two strips of bacon for that one?
Because it's a duo.
Two people.
Now you're stretching it.
Dimly lick a saddle for the evil fruit.
All right.
We about to wrap this up?
We are.
Okay.
Nice little bow on it.
Uh-huh.
Finish her up.
Go on.
I'm going to play a cassette.
It's a collab between a number of people that it doesn't really matter.
It's two.
It's two. It's two.
It's two.
AMK and Tanner Garza.
This was released.
It's a tape called Evento Dispari, which is, I believe, Italian for...
Achmal, ach well.
Yeah, right.
It did get funnier again.
I lost it for a bit, but I like it again.
Odd event.
You need to also get Chris Tucker.
Do you understand the words that are coming out?
But just once.
I just want to hear that one once.
All right, all right.
This was a C20.
It says on the back it came out in June 2013,
but I think that was a little bit of a boner.
I think it was June 2014 it came out on Bookend Recordings,
which is Bookend Productions.
No, it's Recordings.
Bookend Recordings, which is Tanner Garza's label that he operates.
Operator.
Operator.
Operator.
A.M.K., Anthony Michael King, who does, you know the label, Band Productions.
He does that label.
I believe Tanner Garza is a member of...
You all right, Dave?
Am I boring you?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
It's like a dead body releasing gases over there. Chill the fuck out. Just taking a deep breath. It relaxes me. Hurry up. It's like a dead body releasing gases over there.
Chill the fuck out.
It's just taking a deep breath.
It relaxes me.
All right.
We the way.
Let's end the show up.
Thanks to Carol.
Now you're both doing it.
You guys do it.
And breathe in.
And breathe out.
Imagine the ocean.
The waves rolling in.
You don't have any seagulls or anything you can give me right now?
Oh, that'd be great.
I'm going to see if he has anything.
Wave sounds.
Give me something.
Give me something to go in the background of that.
I tried.
It's not working.
All right.
Thanks, Caroline Tegel, for the intro.
Episode number 51. AMK and Tanner Garza.
Cassette that came out either a month ago or a year ago.
On bookend recordings.
Here's a little something off of...
I like the telephones on the cover.
Here's something off the side.
Thanks for listening. Thank you. I'll make a show. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Now Dimension O. Should have been better than that. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Oh, God. Thank you.