Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #52 | 8.24.14

Episode Date: August 24, 2014

Bean Snack, Various Artists from The Answer Tapes, Wilted Woman, Czern, Matt Nida, Hidden Persuaders, Marreck, Higgs / Zerang, Form, Grandma Lo-Fi, Morbidly O Beats, Yankee Yankee, and Charlatan.

Hello. Good evening. Good morning. Hello. Good evening. Good morning. Hello. Good evening. Good morning. Hello. Good evening. Good morning. Good evening. Good morning. Good evening. Hi. This is Tim. Tiger Village. EDX. EDX. Suite 309. Sweet Tiger Village. EDX, Suite 309. You're listening to Tabs Out. You're listening to EDX. Tabs Out. Tabs Out. Tabs Out.

Tabs Out. Perhaps we're going out. I'm a headphones up Dave? I'll turn up. Turn me up in the headphones. That's beautiful. Let me get a little more in the monitor. Everybody listening right now is glad you turned those up. Makes the show better. Makes everything better. Makes life better. Turn me up. How's everyone feeling right now? I feel amazing. You feel amazing? Well I feel amazing because I felt horrible earlier. Oh you did what was wrong. Yeah I had some stomach problems earlier. Gastrointestinal issues? Yeah some things. Diarrhea? Yeah a little bit. What'd you did? What was wrong? Yeah, I had some stomach problems earlier. Some gastrointestinal issues? Yeah, some things. Diarrhea? Yeah, a little bit. What'd you eat? Liquid. Liquid? Liquid, yeah. Liquid coming out of the butt.

What'd you eat? That's normal. What'd you do? I think I had some bad... Egg salad? Some bad homebrew. Oh, yeah. Bad homebrew?

Yeah. Criss-cross homebrew. I'll do that to you once in a while. Yeah. Yeah. It'll fly right through. First some farts and then... Then it comes out.

There's only one person that does homebrew that hasn't made me sick. Who's that? Well, actually, Chris has never made me sick. No, Chris never. I was just kidding. Drew Carey. Drew Carey makes a sick idea.

Is it Drew Carey? Yeah. I was right? Yeah. I didn't know you knew him. Like, hand to God, I was making a joke. I can't believe that was really drew carrey no it was uh hank from breaking bad uh okay he did homebrew on that

show didn't he yeah did he yeah yeah right it had an out the character i like that i can't remember you like good character development yeah you do like to know what he's into you know it's it's good watching him at the end of that season and then watch him at the beginning. He's like a total ass at the beginning of the show. I still haven't finished that show. He gets a lot better towards the end. I just finished The Office.

I hadn't watched season 9 at all. Season 9 was pretty good. I like Clark. Clark Duke is really funny. He's a funny guy. When he has Aaron come over to do the photo shoot, he was like, I don't know. And he's like, what do I need to get her? He's like, you're going to get some button downs, the pantyhose with the line up the back, a robe so she can change, or she can just use mine.

All in all, I didn't really like the last season. Well, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? Went to Voice of the Valley Oh, yeah Over the break How was that? Yeah, it's been a while

It's been a while We took a week off because You got to get that We're a little off For next time I don't know if we can do that I don't know if we have the rights to it No, we're a little off schedule because

B, you went to Denver for a weekend I went to Colorado And Dave and I went to Voice of the Valley Noise Rally in Millstone, West Virginia. Uh-huh. Had a blast. Good time. Ian came along, too? Yeah.

What, Ian? Yep. Ian. Ian. Tabs Outer. Good times. Yeah? Yeah, real good times.

It was good this year. Yeah, really good. They already set the date for next year. Who was the best that played? The best that played? I'll give you my... Give me top four. I'll give you a top four.

Fire Death. Fire Death. Flux Monkey. Flux Monkey. And the dude that played with Flux Monkey. I want to say Jeremy Bible. His set was awesome. I don't know if I can do four, though.

Four? No, I mean like top four. Like whittle it down to four. I can do four. There was Nathan Cleary's I mean like top four. Like whittle it down to four. I can do four. There was Nathan Cleary's set was, or Searley. Long distance, however you say his last name. Wait, it's not Cleary? Long distance, no.

It's like C-E-A-R-L-E-Y. Celery. It's pronounced celery. Celery. Okay, Nathan Celery. Long distance, it's poison. And his first name is pronounced nothing. His name is Nothing Celery.

Nothing Celery. Your set was sick. I would say top four. Nothing Celery? Your food is good. I would say top four. Nothing Celery. Your food was good. In no order? No order, yeah. I'm going to agree with Dave.

Fire Death. Uh-huh. Flux Monkey and the dude who played drums. I wish we knew his name because it was pretty awesome. Hillboggle. Hillboggle was awesome. Headboggle and his dad. He did this thing.

The set was insane, but he had some antics while he was playing. And he did this thing where he would put down a golf ball in the front of his gear and give it a golf club like he was about to hit into the crowd. And everyone would move, but then he wouldn't hit it. And he did it a couple of times. It was pretty funny. And it was a sick set. And that's like a jokester.

Who else? I really enjoyed Murdered Man. Yeah, Murdered Man was awesome. Who's that now? David Russell? It's like a band. Oh, yeah? Yeah. It was not only an awesome set, but it was nice to have

that thrown into the mix. Yeah, nice change of pace. Everyone with drums was awesome. Was there a reunion vibe this year? Did anyone jump into your tent? No. No. It was total positive vibes.

Yeah. And the farm is incredible where it's at. Yeah. The land's awesome. But anyway, good times. They'll be doing that again next year. This is the first year I don't think we've done a VOV show. Centric episode?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know. You show. Centric episode? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know. You know. There's always next year. There's always next year. All on that. All right, Joby.

Well, episode 52. You want to start us off with the cassette tape? Cassette. That's a lot of pressure. A lot of pressure. I'm putting the pressure on you. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. Want to go with Bean Snack?

Oh, definitely. Rewind side A. I've been wanting to play. It's always rewinding with you. And it's like, not only is it like rewind side A, but it's like, I might as well rewind side B. Then rewind side B, man. Quit your yapping.

Just do something. I've been wanting to play Bean Snack for a long time. We got a Bean Snack tape. Have you seen this cover? I don't think. We received a Bean Snack tape like maybe a year ago what Bean Snack 1? I didn't know we had Bean Snack 1 it's somewhere on my shelf

this is incredible and when I saw it I was like Bean Snack you gotta be fucking kidding me but it was an awesome tape and then Bean Snack 2 came and I was like alright the follow up the sophomore effort I believe they're both on personal archives I love the spine of this tape because

it's like a classic like regular tape from like the 80s like that same font and but i like i like the cover because it has the the picture you know but then it has like featuring and has just a couple song titles oh nice and like the cover is like a square like This came out as an LP and they had to format it for a cassette tape. Is there a barcode on this? I'd really like if there was a barcode somewhere. Wait, is it on the... No, that's some other logo.

Let me say that again. Or like a Dolby logo I'd like. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Iowa. Is that where all these people are from? Beansnack and Personal Archives there this is personal archives number 67 i love this uh this is image of this like this like uh like asian cartoon breathing fire is that from something it's got to be it's got to be yeah that's from something like someone didn't like create no one made no

someone no one made no one made it was on earth when we got here. Before time. Because it looks like they just photoshopped out whatever was in that fireball and put Bean Snack in there. Love it. I love it. All right.

Well, I got Side B rewound here. Bean Snack. Starting off episode 52, Bean Snack from the cassette number two on Personal Archives. Number two. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. ¶¶ Thank you. I'm sorry. bean snack bean snack i would love a bean snack when you guys hear the name bean snack what do you think like a bag of uh black beans like i think it's a soybean treat like dry or wet no wet with like a ziploc bag with a bunch of liquid on the bottom and there's just an old man on the corner like i think edamame edamame oh that sounds much better I think of a little salt and pepper on it

red bean ice cream red bean ice cream have you ever had that before it's like malty you like a good vanilla malt I thought you meant malty it tastes like several different things it tastes malty like five different flavors

malty I go for all of those. How about we take some edamame, some black beans, and some ice cream we just put into a blender. And bean snack. Alright, Davey, what do you got? Oh, I'm going now.

You got that right. Alright, I'm going to play a... What are you going to play? I'm going to order that pizza. Calm down, Joey. Calm down. I'm going to play... Fucking 1030, man.

Yeah. We'll do it while we play this tape. I'm going to do... You just want me to forget about it. Two different tapes. Oh, sorry.

Yes. Bye. I almost forgot about the sound effects. Oh, I'm looking for them up here. I think you have them over there, Mike. Nah, dude. I'm going to do... Yes, you do.

Oh, no. Right here. Jesus Christ. Don't you ever. This tape came out on Send Help Records. Send Help. Yeah. It's this compilation called The Answer Tape.

Like that guy who was stuck between the rocks and got his arm off. Yes. Send help. Too soon. Yeah, please send that guy some help. Not anymore. Make up your mind. He's got a movie about him, Dave.

More than you got. You'll notice Dave has some movies made about him. In Russia, you can see him. Exactly. What's the deal with this tape? It's a compilation of found and stolen answer machine messages. How do you steal an answer? Oh, like George Costanza?

Yeah, you grab it. Okay. Yeah, okay. All from the tri-state area, apparently, too. Is this the only tri-state area in the country? When somebody refers to the tri-state area, apparently, too. Is this the only tri-state area in the country? When somebody refers to the tri-state area, it's this?

Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey. I thought it was Delaware, Pennsylvania, Maryland. No, that's... You're thinking of Delmarva. That's Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia. Oh, yeah. Tri-state is Delaware, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey. And where's Delaware County?

Delaware County is in PA somewhere. That doesn't make any sense. Well, the Delaware River. You see, when Washington... What are you doing here, phone messages? So, yeah, it's this... I'm going to do a couple of... I can't get words out of my mouth.

Just say the words. A couple of messages off of that tape, followed by... Joe, Joe. Then we're going to segue into... Give me that. I'm not. I'm grinding. The second tape by a wilted woman called Beige

Hell that came out on Wicked Tapes. Beige Hell doesn't sound that bad. No, it doesn't. No? No. It sounds pretty good. It sounds kind of like a neutral kind of place. doesn't sound that bad. No, it doesn't. No. It sounds pretty good. It sounds kind of like a neutral kind of place. Yeah, it's not that bad. You know, like on Netflix? Whatever.

What was the thing with like beige in like the 90s? That was like a home decor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Khaki, like khaki colors and stuff like that. That was a thing? Yeah, countertops. I wore cross colors in the 90s, so I don't know what you're talking about.

Remember cross colors? What were the shirts where you touch them and they would change color? A mood ring? No, a shirt. I don't know. I remember those. I don't know what they're called.

What was body glove? That was for surfing, right? That's something sexual, yeah. Something sexual. The way I surf, it's sexual. All right, so you're going to play this tape on send help of Answer Machine messages. Followed by...

Followed by Wilted Woman Beige Hell on... Beige Hell on Wicked Tapes. And Virtual Slap. I don't know. Virtual Slap, Wicked Tapes. We've had this conversation before. For some reason, their website is Virtual Slap. The Answer Machine tape.

I feel like you were talking to me about that and it had something to do with Michael Barker. Did he like assemble this? Oh, I don't know. I don't you were talking to me about that and it had something to do with Michael Barker. Did he assemble this? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. That's a good question. We'll look at it while we... Philadelphia, I believe, who does the project and Barker. We'll look at it.

Yeah. Hand me those tapes. And I'm on over. I just want to say I really like one of the song titles on this Wilted Woman tape. But where is Plastic Bag Full of Dogs? That's a good question. I like this purple shell, by the way.

Yeah, it's nice, right? We're going to play the first cut off of this, which is the preceding error dump is for error message stop recording not understood. I get what's going on. All the titles are wacky. I see what they did. Hand me the answer machine one too. I like how the answer machine has

the cover has pictures of the little microcassettes. Speaking of, we got a microcassette in the mail. I'll play it some other time. I don't know where my microcassette player is. Alright, the answer tapes and then Bay Shell by Wilted Woman. Two strips of bacon, let's go.

Two strips of bacon! Hi, Mr. Jordan, this is Robin Kemmerer. I understand that you just phoned my office. If you touch my sign, I will have Bristol Township Police Department come over and I will slap you and I'll have to take you down to the District Justice and you will pay for a new sign, you smartass. Don't call my office again. You know, what do you want?

I don't care. Five bushels of carnations? Yeah. Five bushels of crabs, maybe. No. That wasn't good crab yesterday. Oh, don't start. Well, I was a crab, maybe. No. I was a good crab yesterday. Oh, don't start. Well, I couldn't.

Because when I do that, I look like eating, you know? Yeah. I'll lay here and crave everything in the world, but then I can't eat it. Uh-huh. Well, you know what you do is go buy a pound of crab meat and give it to me, and I'll make you crab cakes and bring them to work to you. That's not what I want. Oh, you haven't had my crab cakes

I want crab, crab You haven't had my crab cakes That's why I went to Red Lobster and got the crab late I was just sitting You should have my crab cakes That's what I'm like going to do Saturday What? What am I going to do when I get off work?

What time are you getting off? Any time I want, I'm supposed to get off at 6. Oh, not 1. Why? I don't even get off like around 12 or 1. I wish. Because there's this crazy woman I want to see. I said we could go get crabs.

Since you're down that way, I can meet you down at, um... What the hell is it called? The Corral. Corral. I don't know where that's at. Eastern Avenue. Behind the old black and crosswalk building. Oh, I think I know what you mean. Oh, I know what you mean.

I haven't been back here in years. Well, we'll make a rain check on crabs. But since your kids are going to be home, damn. I was going to take you a nice lunch. I'm going to leave a little bit early because I'm going to get aimed. Okay. For having a big sale. Oh, are they?

Mm-hmm. It's like 80% off all their jewelry. Oh, God. Woman's favorite. Mm-hmm. Woman be getting nuts. Normally it's 70% off. Now they got 80.

Yeah. Oh, shit. They're not all that. Mm-hmm. But I guess, so you just got me jealous because you're going to go see Ben and the boys

and so, you know. I'll go there and eat a hot dog with them. I know, you just, I'm just jealous. I'll take them down

to stay and get a 50 sandwich and then we'll come back up and have a cup of beers. Oh, listen to you. You, thanks, thanks a lot darling.

And green peppers and a several and 50. You'm just eating green peppers and... I'm just a rolling hippie. You're not being nice, are you? I'm an angry maid. I'm itchy. You're making me jealous. Making me jealous. Of all Saturdays, I have to work.

I know. And then... Of all Saturdays, I have to work. I know. Frank, this is Gayla. I'm calling about my stove. I don't have any oil, Frank, and this is how I'm warming my house through my stove. The bottom part of this stove is not coming on. I don't know what's wrong, and it's cold in here. Lord Jesus, there's always something. Okay, please call me. Please, when you come in, somebody got to come look at this stove because I can't bend this house and I ain't got no heat or nothing. I'm not supposed to pay for no heat.

You didn't leave no money here to pay this oil man. He put oil in here. This is an answering service. What, now? Yeah. Hold on. Hello, Frank. this is Gayla. Why didn't you tell my sons that you didn't pay the oil man?

That oil man put oil already in the tank, knocks on the door, and we gotta pay him the money. But I'm... I'm fucking sick of you. Hello? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? I don't know. It's almost 5 a.m.

Is something wrong? I think so. Where are you? I think I'm in a motel room in Providence, but... Where? Rhode Island. What are you doing there? I don't know.

There's blood all over me. Are you hurt, Mulder? I don't think so. I don't think it's my blood. Thank you. Thank you. The answer tapes followed by Wilted Woman. Give me some crab cakes. Wilted Woman.

That was awesome. Yeah. Did we ever look up anything about who put that together? We didn't. No, we didn't. Well, you know, whatever.

Jesus Christ. Look it up yourself. Look it up yourself, you dummy. Whoever did it, good job. Good job. You did it. You knock you know, whatever. Jesus Christ. Look it up yourself. Look it up yourself, you dummy. Whoever did it, good job. Good job. You did it. You knockout job. Yeah.

All right, me's turn. I'm going to play a cassette that I really enjoy. We got this. Somebody take this. Give that to Joe. My lap's getting hot. Your lap's always hot. Easy, daddy.

I got a number for a lap doctor you can check out. He's called the lap doctor. She can just look him up. Got lap surgery. He's very discreet. He's like, don't stand up! I can't work with that. Sit back down.

I didn't go to school to have you standing up. That's why there's only chairs everywhere in the office. There's nowhere to walk. This tape by, I'm assuming we're going to say this. Zurn. Zurn? Yeah. I was going to say Schurn.

Schurn. Schurn, huh? C-Z-E-R-N. How do you say Czech Republic? How do you say that? I say Czech Republic. You say Czech Republic. I never say it.

I'm going to go with churn. I'm going to say Vern. Oh, you flipped it. You gave two, though. You can't give two. You give one. Hey, Vern. You say Vern. What did you say, Dave? Churn. What did I say?

No one knows. Dave it's called mind in transit it's the third release on a label called castle bravo um let's see from lafayette indiana indiana this is c30 they came out i believe last month or maybe sometime in June. It was hot. It was very hot when it came out. I think anytime there's a Midwest... Would that be Midwest? Indiana? Indiana, yeah. Anytime I go, Iowa, huh? Indiana, huh?

That's just how you feel, Joe. I wouldn't be honest with these feelings. Wisconsin, huh? New Jersey, good state, too. It wouldn't, you know, be honest with you. Wisconsin, huh? New Jersey, good state, too. It's just a big, flat plate out there. Do you know what that's from? I was just thinking about that the other day. Rosemary's Baby.

Baltimore, good city, too. It's the only thing from Rosemary's Baby I remember. There's also a VHS version of this that I have. What? Really? Yeah. A Rosemary's Baby? VHS? Yeah. There's a VHS version of this. What? Really? Yeah. A Rosemary's Baby? VHS, huh? Yeah. I've seen that.

There's a VHS version. There's only one. It's funny. There's only one? Yeah. When they made Rosemary's Baby, you could only watch it in the theater, and then somebody said, let's make a VHS version, and then the director said, just one.

Did he do that? He did Rosemary's Baby, right? I know he killed someone or something, right? What did he do? He probably killed someone. Remember that photo of him with the afro sitting in the courtroom? But it's super tight tape, super tight packaging. I believe, is that Screamprint, that cover?

Feel that. I don't like to touch that. I think it is. Yeah, it's really for the detail on the text, the text treatment. It's serious. It's a very serious piece. But this tape is fucking incredible. This is out of recent grabs that I've gotten in the mail.

This is one of my faves. Shurn. C-Z-E-R-N. Shurn. Mind in Transit. C-30 on Castle Bravo. This is their third release. I believe a brand new label. Or they're just taking a while to get

stuff in the mail. Taking a while. That's what I'm talking about, Dave. You need to have that on there. It comes up more than you would think. Gotta be ready. Always be prepared like a Boy Scout, Dave. Dave's our resident Boy Scout.

Alright, let's get into this tape on Castle Bravo. Cut off the... The first track's kind of short. Let's do the first track. What's the first track called? It's right there in front of you. Cosmodrome. Let's play a little bit of that,

and then we'll bleed into the title track, Mine in Transit. Why? There was no mistake. I nailed that, Dave. I'm going to cut those out. Okay. Nothing just happened.

Here we go. Mine in Transit. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The End I'm not going to let you go. Thank you. so so Thank you. The so The End ¶¶ We're Philip Glass. CERN. Everything sounds like Philip Glass. Are we back? CERN. CERN.

CERN. You got a CERN. Yeah. It's like Klingurn. Churn. You gotta churn. Yeah. It's like Klingon. It's Klingon, yeah. Churn. Mind in transit. C30 on Castle Bravo. I believe it's fairly limited.

So Castle Bravo has a band camp, as does, you know, I think last count, they said 73% of the good set labels do. Have band camps? Have band camps. 73izet labels do. Have band camps? Have band camps. 73%. Active band camps.

Active band camps. ABCs. Yeah. So check that one out. Grab that. It's a profanity. A little good tape. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. All right, Joby. Uh-huh. Why don't you play? You think you're so good? Why don't you play? You think you're so good? Why don't you play, Dave? Let's play this Matt Nida.

Matt Nida? I like that cover. Let me see that. It's nice. It's an astronaut with a triangle on his... You ain't got to say anything more than that. This is almost like that picture of Joby's dad from Facebook. He photoshopped his face into an astronaut. Did we talk about that story?

Photoshopped. Well, MS Paint. Did we talk about that story on the show before? I don't know. Tell that story, dude. Yeah, I think we did. Tell it again. It's really funny.

I looked up. I was just goofing on Facebook one day, and I searched for different Joe Brittenbox on Facebook. And then you said, look at this asshole, basically. You're like, look at this schmo. And Joby said, that's my dad. That's my dad, dick. And I was like, I felt so bad. It was a pretty stupid picture.

No, it's hilarious. No, it's very funny. It's still his Facebook picture. He hasn't changed it. This cover's pretty fucking terrible. He always posts stuff about dog rescues, like, rescue this dog, or these dogs need adoption. It's always dog shit.

It's always depressing. But he posted this really funny one that was, so it's a dog at the table, but he has a hooded sweatshirt on. Okay. But the arms are someone's, a human's arms. Okay. And then there's a plate with food, and he's putting it in the dog's mouth, so it looks like the dog's eating. I like that. But the dog's a person.

I like that. It's pretty funny. There's something like that on Sesame Street, where they have dogs, but with... You're talking about the chef, the Swedish chef? It's real person's arms? No. Did you ever notice that? No, to my dogs. Oh, you were talking about dogs?

I'm creepy with dogs. I like a good animal video. Yeah. Mike really likes the monkey one. What one? The monkey with the frog? you really like that one that looks funny you used to watch that one a lot

Paul F. Tompkins posted on Facebook the other day he said something like I love all the adorable child and animal videos but the regional accents of the people behind the camera disgust me it's true this artwork by the way since we like it so much but the regional accents of the people behind the camera disgust me. It's true.

This artwork, by the way, since we like it so much, which is a cover art by Thorn Eater. Thorn Eater. That's who did this. This is on Hell Tapes. Is that what it is? Hell Audio. H-E-L Audio.

H-E, single hockey stick audio. Just one hockey stick. One hockey stick. Do the B side. You want to do the B side? Yeah. You got this one to the beginning. Cut that cute up. One hockey stick. Do the B-side. Do the B-side? Yeah. You got this one to the beginning. Got that queued up, see? This is all in all a very nice presentation. Did you ring her on your phone? You know, my phone battery is like

dead, so the phone might be dead already. Are you fucking kidding me? It just constantly drains. What am I at now, like 20%? I will kill you if we miss this pizza guy. We're not gonna miss the pizza, Joe. I will literally slap you. This is all black and white. What was John Pyle doing there? I had John Pyle, you know that beheading video that just happened?

No, I don't. No, I know what it is, but I haven't watched it. I'm sure you've watched it a couple times. No, no, I haven't watched it, and I didn't want to watch it, but I had a lot of questions about it. So I had John Pyle watch it for me, and then I just asked him questions about it. Because I figured he...

I asked Dave first, and Dave said no. So I asked John Pyle, and John Pyle was like, hell yeah, I'll watch that shit. No, he was kind of reluctant, but he watched it, and he said something like, it's not that bad if you don't have the audio on, or something like that. Man.

But, you know, I want to know what they used, and how long it took. Why? I was just curious, but I didn't want to watch it this is nature man we're all just animals on this big spin of marble Dave some of us get our heads cut off I don't want to be a person whose relative gets his head cut off

and then everybody just talks about that person getting their head cut off Dave's getting serious Dave, do you honestly think their relatives are listening to this podcast? hold on everybody just talks about that person getting their head cut off. Dave's getting serious. Dave's getting real serious. Dave, do you honestly think their relatives are listening to this podcast? Hold on, hold on. Wait, someone got their head cut off? No, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm changing the subject to...

No, I'm with you. That's what I'm doing. I'm saying then we make a fart joke. Okay, all right, all right. So that bounces out, then all of a sudden the... What's chi chi that's like when you rearrange the room in a right way like the couch is one way and the yeah all right so make a beheading joke and then we'll rearrange you make a joke about someone being beheaded

you just gotta rearrange the whole entire tv has to be pointed north. Then, and then, it's like it never happened. It's like it never happened. And then if you get it just right, the head pops back right back on. All right, Matt and Nita, explore a cassette. I want to make a goof feng shui book where it's like, you know, face the couch east and then face the TV west. Or face it east also so that way when you sit down, the TV is facing the wrong way.

I would like it to be something where it says, like, face the TV east and then four lines later it says, face the television west. I'm like, wait a minute. What? Honey. Honey. Do we have a TV or a television?

A TV or a television? Never mind. Matt and N a television. Never mind. Matt and Nita. God damn book. I'm thinking about this because we just went to the aquarium the other day. Camden and her ball. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. hey was that ever a real thing?

CSI? No. Like. No. Or was it always just like. It was always something. You just thought it was there. Matt Nida.

Matt Nida. Explorer cassette. Matt Nida. Nida. Nida. Nada. Matt Nida. Matt Nida.

Nida. H-E-L Hi, Nida. H-E-L Audio. I'm not going to say it. Number 11. This isn't that kind of show. Nope. I don't need to.

He's funny without it. That's Sammy Davis Jr. He should still be alive. Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play a tape I put out. That's okay with you guys. Wait a minute. Now, if I did that, we'd make fun of you.

Yep. Now, what are we going to do? Joe, come here. What are we going to do now that Dave's doing it? I'm going to allow it. All right, go ahead. I'm going to play this tape. As long as it's not himself.

Huh? Huh? Oh, no, no. No. That's over the line. That's off the, yeah. As long as it's not himself. Huh? Huh? Oh, no, no. That's over the line. That's off the... Yeah, that's over the line. I'm making notes.

No, I just... I wish you had a sound effect of me throwing a bunch of tapes in the trash can. Because I can't play all these. Of you? Yeah. All right, Dave. What tape are you going to play that you put out? Hidden Persuaders.

A little self-promotion here. Yeah. Hidden Persuaders. Is that from the new batch? New batch. From the new batch on 2AM Tapes. Oh, they look really good, too. Yeah.

I like this one. Yeah, I listen to this one. This one's really good. This is my favorite from the batch. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You don't like yours the best? I like this one the best.

I like this one, then my side of my split, and then the other one, and then that's it. No, it's... Good one. You also put out a Parishi tape and a split with Weather... And Sugar Arm. Sugar Arm. Matt Sugarman.

No, his shit's really tight on that. All the artwork's really good this time, too, Dave. You did a good job. Pat yourself on the back. I'll pat myself on the back a little bit. Rub my feet. Thank you. Yeah.

You did a good job. Get under my big toe. Never. Get that later. So, we're going to do, maybe a cut or two. I don't know.

Maybe one's too cut. Maybe. I don't know. Oh, maybe we'll just play the whole thing and then we'll just go over and do a discussion on how you order it.

Tell me what's going on. For those who don't know, 2AM Tapes, your relaunch. Dave, in 2014, you decided to relaunch 2AM Tapes. And as you did, you came back with a brand new aesthetic. An aesthetic?

Tell us about that. Doodles. You've been doing a lot of doodles. You doodle little machines and stuff. This one isn't so much machines, though. There's some googly hands at the bottom, some light bulbs hanging around. What's going on here with this one? You know my favorite thing about 2AM tapes?

What? Is when Dave describes what the machines are doing. I like when he talks about it. Tell me what this one's doing. Well, there's a pizza machine. A pizza machine. I already like it. In the background.

It reminds me that pizza's coming. Oh, I see them. Wait, I want to see now. See how they go from like this knot circle shape and then it makes the circles? Oh, those are the slices that come out of the machine.

Okay. No, those are a bunch of pizzas. They're like a bunch of... It's like gears, but it's slices coming out of the machine. Okay. No, those are a bunch of pizzas. They're like a bunch of... It's like gears, but it's pizza gears. Okay. And there's a bunch of lights on keeping the pizzas warm.

Oh, like a high wattage bulb? Yeah. Okay. And that keeps the pizzas going, but there's these hand monsters and they don't like when the lights are on, so they're trying to turn them off.

Is it Freddy Krueger? Huh? Is it Freddy Krueger? It? Is it Freddy Krueger? No, no. It's just some hand monsters. That's like his sweater. They're reaching up there, like, turning the lights off. Trying to turn them off. And also, on every 2AM tapes on the new one, there's your clock logo on the back.

You put a little memento, a little ornament on there. A little personalized ornament. And what's this one? It's a candle. Yeah. What's that represent? Andreas Brandl seems like a candle kind of guy. Okay. What's the name of his label? Twilight a candle. Yeah. What's that represent? Andres Brandl seems like a candle kind of guy. Okay. What's the name of his label? Twilight Luggage. Yeah, Twilight Candles. Yeah, it's all the same, right?

Luggage. Luggage. Airports. Yeah, because you can put a candle in luggage. Yeah, you can now. You can't take it on a plane in this country. No. Thanks a lot, Obama. Alright, well, let's get into this Hidden Persuaders tape. New project. Oh, is that silver on black on the show?

Yeah, you like that? I do like it. I like it a lot. Every time I get too close to the microphone, my mustache gets pushed in my mouth. Disgusting. I like it. I like it. Keep doing it.

Oh, Joe's rubbing. Everybody rub your mustache on the mic. Mike, yours isn't making any noise. Mike's not going to be able to do it. No. I was once told if you rub it a lot, it'll grow more. All right. Impersuaders.

Let's go. He passed the dark world with a lot of suffering that was very satisfying, hopeless hope. He don't want to die, please help me, I'm cold, I'm scared He whispered words to me he whispered words to me he whispered words to me he whispered words to me he whispered I am the one who has the power to change the world. I am the one who has the power to change the world. I am the one who has the power to change the world. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Hidden Persuaders. Here we want that. Tight. And Andres Brandl joint. Still available. From me.

You can get it. Or from him. Or from me. Or from him. You can get it. Or from him. Or from me. Or from him. You can get it from either of us. What's that in addition of? How many of those you do? 50.

50? Pro-Dub and 50? Pro-Dub and 50. I saw that National Auto Company, I don't know if it was an email or a Facebook, but they were apologizing to customers. Why? Because there's a big delay. Because of fucking cassette doors cassette

store day bullshit fucking shit up yeah man fucking shit up why does there need to be a cassette store day there doesn't yeah why can't record that you said that because that was gonna be the example i used yeah what what did you say joe animal collective tapes uh yeah or like uh you know whatever just make it the same day as record Store Day. Just put out a cassette on Record Store Day. Or just like a turning point tape. Or just go to a record store without having to need a holiday to do it. I just don't like how all this... I guarantee that last year's Cassette Store Day tapes are still widely available. Yeah. You don't need to do it you heard

something yeah what did you hear like a rumble was it the chair no it's gone now i want to cut my mustache off so bad right now wait there it is again you hear it again maybe from outside paul says dave, Dave. It's good. It's good. No, that was it again. Is it the fan? It's the fan. Okay.

Move the fan away from there. It's happening every 8.3 seconds. All right. My turn? I guess so. God. I get to kill everyone as well, right? I'm going to play this tape by an artist called Marik.

Marik. M-A-R-I-K. M-A-R-R-E-C-K Tape's called Mechanism On a label called Telsa Tapes Tell us more I will, it's all music by Michael Hahn How do you spell it?

M-I-C-H-A-E-L This was another That's how you spell your name It is, that's why Wait, that's crazy, what's your name? M-I-C-H-A-E-L. This was another... That's how you spell your name. It is. That's why. Wait, that's crazy. What's your name?

Michael. Michael Allen. Michael Haley. My mom calls me Michael. She calls you Michael? I think my mom is the only person that calls me Michael. Michael! And I never...

That's actually pretty goddamn close. I actually never noticed until it was pointed out to me. That my mom calls me Michael. I never really noticed. She called me Mikey for a spell way too long into my life. Mikey. Was another one, you know.

My grandparents called me Davey. Davey? Used to, Davey. Davey, how's your podcast? More of like a Dakota accent. What's that? Yeah, what is a Dakota accent? I know what it is.

Like Dakota fanning? Like Think Fargo. Yeah. Oh, sure. Kind of. Davey. Davey. Kind of like that.

A little bit rounder around the edges. Oh, Davey. Davey. You got any Hidden Persuaders tapes left, Davey? That's pretty good. Davey. Come out here and visit us. They just put in a water park. We'll go boogie boarding, Davey.

It doesn't sound like anything that parents would say. Merrick Mechanism Tape. I never heard of this label, Telsa. Let me see how you spell it. T-E-L-S-A. It's their 20th release. I didn't really find much online. What's this guy

doing in the logo he's like a ninja sucking toes you wish i don't know i don't know either he's like doing a little dance he's like getting ready to floor punch or something but i uh you know i was looking up stuff about this label i couldn't really find anything online couldn't find anything about the artist but uh good job i think he's doing a roundhouse kick. Yeah? Oh, okay. Let me look. I'll tell you.

Jesus Christ. I think he is doing a roundhouse kick. No, he's about to throw a Molotov cocktail. One of their new breakdance moves. He's like an anarchist. I don't think he is. He's about to... Why is one leg up?

Because he's leading back. He's like, here I go! That's how you throw, huh? Here I go! Artwork by Dr. Me. He should get a little bit closer to make sure that's what he's trying to hit. Well, he'll get it.

But I'm going to play a track off the beginning of the B-side. Might be called Herds. We'll figure it out. I don't know why I said that. No, we won't. But let's play this tape. Killer tape from Merrick.

Mechanism. Telsa Tapes. I'm going to go ahead and get the car. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Get on your mics, goons. Merrick. Merrick. That was tight. Mechanism cassette on Tesla. Yeah, man. Shit's awesome.

That whole thing's really good. I believe you. Like I said, couldn't really find much information. TSA might know, not TSA, NSA might know something. NSA?

TSA might know something. They don't know shit. Not on you. You guys seen that? I know Dave's seen it because I showed him. But that like, Google like,

tracking your Every Move website where you can, oh, you'll have to look at it. Like if you have your, oh wait, you don't have like an Android phone so it might not work for you. You don't have an Android phone, so it might not work for you.

But if you have a Gmail account, it might. It tracks everywhere you go. You can just look day by day. It'll show you everywhere, like a map with a little red line everywhere you went. You can hit a play button and it'll show you. That's fucked up. I think it's awesome. It didn't work for me.

Because you don't go anywhere. No. Trust me, my friend. I'm going places. It didn't work for me. Because you don't go anywhere. No. Trust me, my friend. I'm going places. You don't even know. I think I turned the GPS off on my phone. Like location services or whatever? I don't know.

I don't know. But something. It worked like for a week, like six months ago for some reason. So I must have turned something on. Liz bought him a phone so he would stop begging for it. Yeah, it's actually a bar of soap. In the box and it's got the numbers on it. Mike, come to dinner.

I'm tweeting. He's just smacking it. I'm tweeting. Ivory. Ivory's the best. I got a phone. It's a real phone. Fuck you.

The pizza guy just called me. He did call it. That's crazy. Joe, what do you got? Let's play this Daniel Higgs, Fuck you. The pizza guy just called me. He did call it. That's crazy. That's crazy. Joe B, what do you got? Let's play this Daniel Higgs, Michael Zerang. We didn't play this yet, right? No.

No. I think that just came. Just came out. Yeah. Just came out, and I think we just got it like the last episode. I think our pizza's making it warmer in here. It is definitely, yeah. Lake Paradise.

Is that the name of the label? Yeah, I believe so. JB, if you're not going to eat your crust, you can give it to me. I don't want you to throw it out. Yeah, don't throw it out. That's wasteful. Sorry, I don't like it. What do you want me to do?

I don't know. Eat it? Give it to me. I don't want to eat it. Give it to Dave. This is recorded Chicago 2013. Chicago? Chicago.

That's a good city, too. Who's the other dude? I know you know Daniel Higgs. We know who Daniel Higgs is. That's a good city, too. Who was the other dude? I know, you know, Daniel Higgs. We know who Daniel Higgs is. We know who Daniel Higgs is. Lungfish. Lungfish? Ludafisk.

Ludafish. Good experiences in Chicago. Oh, yeah? I've never been to Chicago. Been to Chicago a handful of times. Michael Zareng is like a percussionist. Okay. He's been around a long time.

From where? I believe Chicago. Chicago? It's a good city, too. It's good. I like Chicago. I grew It's a good city, too. I like Chicago. I grew up loving the Bulls. You did like the Bulls, huh?

I love the Bulls. That was a dream team. Well, actually, Joe, the dream team was the... I know what the dream team is. Okay. But there were two members of the Bulls.

Do you have any, like, basketball din... I don't follow basketball. Okay. Basketball dynasties now that are like the Bulls then. Oh, I don't know anything about basketball now. Yeah.

Like they mentioned, I guess like the new Olympic team or whatever is getting together or not. You know, I took a look at the names. I didn't recognize the names. No. Jerry Rice. There's a lot. Jerry Rice was on it.

There's a lot of also teams that you see. Joe Montana. Joe Montana. And like they're in totally different cities and their uniforms are different. And it's just like... Oh, like they move cities? Yeah. That happens?

That happens all the time. They move cities? You think the Jazz started in Utah? They're not going to call it the Utah Jazz. They're like, let's say Utah. What happens in Utah? No, that makes sense. Jazz.

Because the 87ers were... The Delaware's team. Delaware's 76ers farm team was from somewhere else. But they changed the name. They changed the name. They don't always change the name. Like the Hornets used to be from Charlotte, but now I think they're like New Orleans.

I just can't get behind it. Sometimes they change the team name too. Like the mascot or the brand. That's what I was saying. Because the 87ers were bought from somewhere else. Yeah. But they changed the name name too like the mascot or the trade joe was just a brand that's what i was saying because the 87ers weren't were bought from somewhere else yeah but they changed the name to 87ers because of delaware so what team like the bullets right like the bullets are we talking about this used to be the bullets now they're the wizards or something oh yeah that's right washington bullets the washington bullets i think that's a horrible name yeah yeah especially in like dc right yeah um Are we talking about this?

Because Daniel Higgs, he was a character you could unlock in NBA Jam, right? He wasn't? No, I don't think he was. Big head mode. I don't think so. I like big head mode. I wish they had big head mode for every game. Alright. Daniel Higgs. I think they do, Mike. Higgs Zerang. I think that was the first

and then every one after that you could do it. Every game now is just... What side did I give you? A or B side? You didn't give me anything. I gave you something a while ago and I said rewind this. Oh, and I rewound it. The A side. Okay, let's do that. It's good tape. All around good tape. Think you can still get this? Higgs or Rang?

I like Tiny Heads. Tiny Head? Is there a Tiny Head mode? I don't know. I hope so. Like a Beetlejuice? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Come on. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. recording. Live. Some banji. Improvised. Yeah, it was good. I guess. I believe that's improvised. I'd sit on the front porch and listen to that. Yeah, it's good. Why not? You ever seen Dan Higgs play? Don't bring that up. I've tried to a few times. I think we've talked about this before.

I've never had any problems. Right there. I've had a couple. A couple of misconnections. It happens to the best of us. If I ever go to see Dan Higgs again and he doesn't show up,

I'm going to put someone on Craigslist. Like about you. With a big beard and tattoos and you're supposed to play a show and me, I was the guy who was there waiting to see you. You didn't play, but I feel like you wanted to. Go book a tour and don't show up.

Give me an email if you ever want to do it. You turkey. All right, Dave, what do you got? Turkey jerky. Turkey jerky. You ever eaten turkey jerky? No. Me neither.

Is that like a supermarket? Like, check out meat. Turkey jerky? Yeah. Like a Slim Jim? Yeah, it's like a Slim Jim. It's like Season's Buffalo Bites. Okay. Never had those either's Buffalo Bites. Okay.

Never had those either. No, they're disgusting. Is it chicken? Buffalo Chicken Bites? I guess. I had them a long time ago, and they're just like wrinkled up meat. Wrinkled up chicken meat.

I like how you do that answer. And for years they were selling it as wrinkled up meat. And someone was like, just call it buffalo bites. We need a name with a zing. It's like, it basically, it's like, I'd imagine they took a bunch of chicken jerky and like reconstituted it in like water and that's what it was.

Dan Higgs reconstituted nutty meat. And it's like a picture of him with a chef's hat on, smiling and holding it. Comes mandarin orange. But it's spicy, so there's smoke coming out of his ears. Yeah. Mandarin orange, spicy and tangy. A little devil's tail comes up behind it.

And five o'clock shadow. Those are the three flavors. All right, go easy on him. Don't push him into retirement. Okay, you go then. You think you're so good at doing a podcast tape? Why don't you talk, man? I'm going to do this tape

by this project, Form. Are you? Form up. Like you're filling out a form? No, just form. Maybe it's like a form. Like a shape. Or maybe it's like a form that you fill out. Or maybe it's from and he misspelled it.

Or he's a dummy. I think it's a dummy and this is from. Tape's called trips. I did it wrong again. So it could be like he tripped on something. Psychedelic trips. It could be like he... Yeah, psychedelic trip.

It could... Yeah, he took an airplane somewhere. Or it could be traps and he spelled it wrong. Yeah, exactly. an airplane somewhere. Or it could be traps, and he spelled it wrong. Yeah, exactly. Dummy tape. I bet it's blank. I bet it just erases all the tapes around it. Whoops!

Don't all tapes do that if you put them too close to each other? Yeah, if you rub them together. That's a pro tip for everybody. That's how you make a remix. Yeah. I'm going to play the second track on this tape called Beezin B-E-E-Z-I-N

which could be like you know he's a beekeeper playing with his bees it could be busy but he spelled it wrong God what a dummy should we even play this? I don't know I don't like

playing taste by dummies dumb came out on adhesive sound adhesive sound yeah thank you I always forget what it's called because it doesn't it only says a slash s I always forget so it could be has really been enjoying this label by the way yeah everything that I've heard. This tape is bonkers. Bonkers? Am I playing the A side or the B side? We're going to play the screw side, the A side.

Second track. Bees in. Bees nuts. Bees in the trap. What song? What song? Bees in the trap. That's a song? How's it go?

Bees in the trap. Remember in elementary school when people would be like, you like CDs? Yeah, I like CDs. CDs, balls in your jaws. No, I never heard that before. I never actually heard that one either. It was just CDs nuts. It must be a regional thing.

I went to Balts. You went to a school that had balls in the name? Balts. Yeah, but it sounds like balls. It's like balls, but they spelled it wrong. One time this guy asked me, someone I worked with, if I wanted to do sidewalk picking tulips.

And then finally I was like, let's go to the bakery. Good job, Dave. What were you like, Joe? I said, what tulips. And then finally I was like... I said, what tulips? And he said, your tulips on my dick. He said, there's tulips in this garden. And you were like, alright. So he got me. He laughed a lot. He did.

Like one of those? He thought it was really funny. He's sleeping right now somewhere thinking about it. Because I was the only person he ever got with that. Oh, yeah, because everyone else already knew it. Everyone else was like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah. All right, let's play something for this dummy.

What tulips? This dummy from his tape Trap on Ahasif Sounds. Here's his track two called Busy. Busy as a bee. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. purple rain goans form princess of beast Purple rain. Goans. Form. Prince is a beast. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, definitely. We've probably talked about this before, though, haven't we? Prince is a beast. Super Bowl? Super Bowl when he played Purple Rain in the rain with that crazy fucking purple guitar that looked like a... The time when he blew my mind was when that George Harrison tribute thing that happened

and they were playing My Guitar Gently Weeps. Everyone's up there. Clapton's up there. Tom Petty's up there. That's everyone. And then all of a sudden the solo comes and Prince comes out of nowhere. He just appears.

He slowly fades in. Fucking destroys it. And everyone's staring at him. and Prince comes out of nowhere. He just appears. He slowly fades in. Fucking destroys it. And everyone's like staring at him. Like everyone, even like Tom Petty, everyone's like staring at him like, what the fuck was that? Tom Petty's like, man, I know about running down the drain,

but goddamn Prince. Running down the drain? If you could get a custom made guitar shaped like anything you want, what would you get? A shower drain. Like, wait. Just a wait just a series of pipes yeah with the trap how would you hold it oh you know like regular what would you get oh that's i don't know you do you and i get a martini glass like upside down that's pretty awesome so like the glass top is like... Oh, I get it. Yeah.

And there's a... I can see it. All the knobs are olives. Right? I jammed the shit out. I learned how to play guitar. See, this is a bit... You already were like,

thought about this. Two weeks ago, you're like... God, I'm going to bring a print or something. Someday this will come up. I stored it up there in the brain. I don't know

Christmas tree would be good a lady's leg a lady's leg is pretty that's classy because I want to show that I'm a man of class you know what I changed it I want a noodle like a floppy noodle

a floppy one a floppy noodle guitar never stays in tune. Yeah, but you can bend notes. Oh, yeah. Real crazy. All right. I'm changing mine, too.

I want the floppy noodle. I want the floppy noodle, too. Who do we get to make us floppy noodle guitars? I might want a chicken wing. A chicken wing would be pretty good. I want one that's like a grilled cheese, but it's being pulled apart. Oh, that'd be good. Yeah, that'd be good.

No, that would be... What's that instrument called? An accordion. An accordion. That'd be a good accordion. That's like a grilled cheese, but it's being pulled apart. Oh, that'd be good. Yeah, that'd be good. No, that would be... What's that instrument called? An accordion. An accordion. That'd be a good accordion. That's like a grilled cheese. The body would be one piece of bread, and then the headstock would be another, and it would just be stretchy cheese all in the middle.

All right. Yeah, I'm into that. And when you... All of your petals can be like dipping sauces. Like a barbecue sauce that you stop on and stuff. Tomato soup. You stand electro petals? Yeah.

Barbecue sauce. Yes. You would just use those. Tomato soup. Is that an electro pedal? Yeah. Barbecue sauce. You would just use those. Tomato soup delay. But I digress. Oh, that was good. Form. Form. Trip.

I'm glad we talked about that. I'm glad we hammered that out. A hammer would be good. One time I mentioned to someone I was like, I want to make a record that's shaped like a hammer and they said, happy, huge record and then their head fell off

Alright, I'm going to play a tape that came out on Hornbuckle Hornbuckle label, where are they from? Are they from the UK? Not sure now UK, huh? They're from somewhere else They're from these parts. They ain't from around

here. They ain't from these parts. They put out that Bit Shifter tape. Remember we played that a few episodes back? Oh, yeah. That tape's awesome. We played some other stuff by them. We played what was it? Kisses? Kisses. Oh, no, no. Planets? No, Kisses, and then the tape was called Planets. Yeah. Or it was

Planets, and the tape was called Kisses. No, I think it was Kisses. Yeah. I don't know. Kiss. Plants. Yeah. Or it was Planets, and the tape was called Kisses. No, I think it was Kisses. Yeah. I don't know. Kiss. It was Plants. Kiss. Plants. Gene Simmons.

This tape by Grandma Lo-Fi. You wrote something about this, right? Sure, I'm touched. I hope when Gene... That you would know that. I read your clippings? Not that you read it, that you would even know. Wouldn't it be funny

if Gene Simmons came out with a brand that got his cheese when he was like 70? Simmons cottage cheese. Why would he do that? Why would he do that? Just picture his face on like a thing of cottage cheese. Have you ever listened to that Terry Gross interview with him? No.

When it went south? No. Neither have I. She talks about it sometimes. Oh, yeah? Evidently it was bad. Well, I can believe that. You started talking dirty?

I don't know about dirty, but it didn't go good. I'm sure it's on YouTube. Everything is. They wouldn't let him plug his cottage cheese. She said, no. Fill the martini glass

with cottage cheese. I don't like cottage cheese. We all know, Joe. Put his thoughts a little bit. Anyway, Grandma Lo- It's white. It's white. Grandma Lo-Fi.

The basement tapes of Sigurður Norsdóttir. A woman from Iceland. Now, the story sounds fake, so stay with me. It's called Lick It Up. At the age...

That's why he owns a cottage cheese company. It's called Lick It Up. Does he make yogurts too or just cottage cheese? No, cottage cheese. Just cottage cheese, huh? Yeah. Yogurt's too smooth. Whole milk? Peter Criss did the yogurt. Okay. You figure he'd do like chips.

Grandma Lo-Fi. This woman who, when she was like 70 or something like that, she was an old gal, started recording music at an impressive rate. Within a few years, had hundreds and hundreds of songs. And I guess some people found out about her. There's like 20 people in Iceland, so one of the other people found out about her.

Probably the mayor. He's also like the milkman or something. Maybe the cottage cheese man. And it became a sensation. They made a documentary about her a few years ago. And Hornbuckle put out this sort of like a soundtrack.

You know, it's got like 20-some tracks on it out of her vast catalog. And it's just this lady just playing around with Casios and xylophones and toys and singing. Maybe some stringed instruments in there. Yeah, and it's a good time. I like good times.

I like having a good time. Look at her in there. Everybody's definition of a good time is a little different. When it comes down to it. Well, she's psyched. Yeah. It's kind of like an time is a little different. Yeah, when it comes down to it. Well, she's psyched. Yeah. Yeah. A sweet, like, it's kind of like an orange on orange shell here.

Orange on orange. Yeah, it looks pretty nice. It's like a dark orange. Yeah, we'll call that brown. It's like a burnt sienna on tangerine. And play the first few, you know, maybe a couple, I think the first two tracks are somewhat short. So play both of those.

How many? The first what? There it is. Thanks, Joe. Grandma Lo-Fi. The basement tapes of Sagrordor Noistodor on Hornbuckle. Somewhat new. Here it is.

Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Oh yeah. Thank you. Hallelujah, hallelujah, good, yeah, thank God, for you again have been here with me. In the way of the angel, everything is made by you. Thank you for all your great love. Hallelujah, hallelujah, oh, I am so glad. God has heard my prayer, which I have longed for. Alleluia, alleluia, alleluia, alleluia. Thank you. so Thank you. Grandma Lo-Fi. Mm, crushing it. Yo, what if you found out that your grandma, like, she didn't tell you? My grandma's dead.

You found out that, Jesus Christ, Mike. Well, she is. What she didn't tell you? My grandma's dead. You found out that, Jesus Christ, Mike. Well, she is. What? She is. What? My grandma's dead. Oh, Jesus, Mike. I know, right?

It's topical, though, because she... My grandfather had an organ. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I wonder if he ever decided and played it, you know? Like in his body? No. Yes, he had organs.

Like an organ. I know what you meant. Like a church organ. You were making it funny. Oh, he had organs. Like an organ. I know what you meant. Like a church organ. You were making it funny. Oh, you know. I had that one planned out for weeks, too. Like a church organ. He never played it?

You never saw him play it? Well, I never saw him play it. I just wondered, did he play it? Did he record it? Your one regret is not asking him? Well, he was like my step-grandfather. Yeah. Well, not even, right?

Not even. Yeah. On paper. Yeah. So he's like nothing to you? He's like the mailman like the mailman to me well you were nothing to him my mailman was my neighborhood though he's more to me than that old back about oh yeah he's the crazy religious guy who gives out like bible verses on halloween right mr doug is pretty cool dude he does give those out though what he gives out little bible pamphlets. Little Bible pamphlets?

Yeah, like a whole Bible and a pamphlet. With your candy. It's like, you know, those little comics. Those weird little flipbook things that are weird little religious comics. You don't know what I'm talking about? No, I know what you're talking about. Oh, you do know what I'm talking about. Okay. They have each one's a subject.

I don't know. Cattle. Yeah, cute. How much should you trade your daughter for? All right, Joe. What do you got? Oh, it's my turn? Yeah. Iattle. Yeah, cute. How much should you trade your daughter for? All right, Joe, what do you got? Oh, it's my turn? Yeah. I guess.

Let's go. A little phlegmy. This label called U.S. Natives sent us a couple things. U.S. Natives. Morbidly Obeats. Aha. I like a pun. I like a pun.

And Ill Clinton. I like that name a lot. I like a pun. And Ill Clinton. I like that name a lot. That's really good. So wait, that's the name of this artist? Yeah. And then Analog Arsonist is the... Morbidly Obeats. Morbidly Obeats.

I like that. That's awesome. So let's play that tape. This cover looks like an old hardcore record, like a 25 to Life 7-inch. It does kind of look like a 25 to Life 7-inch. It's got that... It's got... It's the old English. Yeah. That's 7-inch. It's got that, you know.

It's the old English. Yeah, that's what it is. That's what makes it. Rick to life. You just picked this out of the mailbag right now, right? I did, and I'm going to go right for it. We're going to go right in. I think it looks pretty good.

I'm dying to know the font that they wrote Analog Arsonist in. It's Wing Doodle. No, it's like Wacky Time. It's just doodle. No, it's like wacky time. It's just that noise is the name of it. It's a good red shell, though. I like a good red shell. Cherry red? Cherry red.

Morbidly obese. It's still funny. Analog arsonist. Go right off the A-side, huh? U.S. Native Records. U.S. Native Records. Natives. It's hard to say that. U.S. Native Records.

U.S. Native Records. My tongue do that. Because if it was U.S. Native Records, that'd be fine. But U.S. Native Records. Let me make sure that's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is. It doesn't roll off the tongue. All right, here's something off the side A.

Play. Thank you. so Thank you. so oh Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Morbidly Obeats. Morbidly Obeats. That tape sounds good. Analog arsonist on US natives. Good job. I'm going to investigate this label. What's the other tape you got by that label?

Ill Bill. Ill Clinton. Not Ill Bill. Ill Clinton. Ill Bill Clinton. Ill Clinton. What was Bill. Ill Clinton. Ill Bill Clinton. Ill Clinton. What was Ill Bill in the Ghetto Boys? Is that what he is?

I don't know. I think he's the little guy. Bushwick Bill. Bushwick Bill. Who's Ill Bill? Ill Bill one or two? Two. I think you just made that up.

Ill Clinton. Ragnarok. Yeah, it's the other one. That's the other one. Tight. What does Ragnarok mean? That's like some Viking shit. Yeah, some Viking. Some Norse like. Yeah, it's the other one. That's the other one. What does Ragnarok mean? That's like some Viking shit. Some Norse, like, yeah, the end.

Like Armageddon? Like Revelations. Okay. But different, right? Yeah. Because there's nothing like, it's nothing, you know, like, supernatural about it.

There's nothing supernatural about it? It's just everyone about Norse mythology? Everyone goes nuts. Is that what this is? Ragnarok? Never mind. I'm out. I don't know what it means. I got nothing. Let's ask Jeeves.

Ask Jeeves. You be Jeeves. Hello. Hello, computer. Dave, what do you got? Caught me off guard. You always catch me off guard. What seems to be the problem, Dave?

Did you watch that John Benjamin thing where he's just reading the computer's lines from 2001? No. That's pretty good. That sounds pretty good, though. I'll watch that. It's like 2001. He's watching it, and he's just reading, what seems to be the problem, Dave? Like, it's Bob's worker voice.

He just reads all Hal's lines. I like that. You going to give that the Tabs Out shout out? Yeah, that's the Tabs Out shout out. Is there a thing? That's this week's, Dave, that's this week's. Tabs Out shout out. Wait, wait for him to.

All right, it can be that noise. That's fine. And that's this week's Tabs Out. Shout out. John Benjamin. Shout out. I like the gurgle at the end. Yeah, it's good.

John Benjamin, 2001. Just search that. Okay, I know how to do that. What do you got? I'm going to play this Yankee Yankee tape. I feel like we went around in a few circles there. Nah, one or two. One or two tops. Traffic circles.

It's called segments. Wait, what's it called? Yankee Yankee? Yankee Yankee. I wish it was Yankee Yankee Doodle Doodle. Oh, that kind of Yankee. Let me see it. Because the cover looks really nice. Wow, what do you think? Yan of Yankee. Let me see it. Because the cover looks really nice. Wow. What do you think?

I want to get into it. Yankee, Yankee. Oh, this looks really nice. It does look well. Oh, is that a USSR? Yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay.

It's okay. Unit Structure Sound Recordings. Yeah. Okay. Not the Ruskies. I wonder what came first. Panko. What?

They came up with the acronym first. That's a good question. Or they came up with the name and said, Oh, shit, that's USSR. I think they came first. Panko. What? They came up with the acronym first. That's a good question. Or they came up with the name and said, oh shit, that's USSR. I think they came up with USSR and they worked around that. What do you think? They came up with the name and I was like, you know what the initials are? I want a drum set shaped like ham sandwiches. Okay.

And you use forks to play them? Butter knives. No, you know what? They should be like... Toothpicks. If they were grilled cheese sandwiches and you had spatulas and every once in a while you could flip them

and keep playing. All right, hand me that tape. Did you take the cover out? I want to see that too. This does look really nice. And who is Yankee Yankee? Don't know Google it dummy

Some of the letters have the long lines coming off of them Looks really nice The A and the K What's in the middle of the X? Look at the score Look at the score on the folds I knew you'd like that You knew right away Was it going to have multiple lines in the score on the folds on this one. I knew you'd like that. You knew right away.

Was it going to have multiple lines in it? No, it's just hard. Hard score? Yeah, this is hard score. Thick stock, hard score. This tape, Yankee, thick stock, hard score. USSR tapes, only the best. This Yankee Yankee tape gets our tabs out hard score of the month.

This is a nice one. All right, so you want to play something off this tape, Dave, is that what we're doing? Look at him get his mitts on that thing. I love it. These guys are, or maybe it's just one person, from Calgary, Alberta. Canada.

Canada. It's a good place. All right, Yankee Yankee. Real edgy. Segments cassette. USSR, now there's Canada bullshit place. All right. Yankee Yankee. Real edgy. Segments cassette. USSR, now there's Canada bullshit. This is America. This is an international treat.

Oh, it's like a UN episode. All right, you ready? No, wait. Now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yankee Yankee Yankee Yankee That was insanely good Yeah I like that Burner

That came out in a batch I believe with two other tapes that we got. Joe, you just had one, didn't you? That roadside picnic. Was it a split with somebody? I saw it on the table earlier. I don't know. I put them all away.

USSR. I'm getting the pizza sweats. You're going to get the pizza sweats. There it is. That's almost too cold. We could have had this comfort the whole time. Is it oscillating now? Yeah, keep it doing that.

Does that feel good? Yeah. It's good. It's blowing all around. I like the sound of that. Are you boys ready to end up the show? Let's do it. Call it a night?

Yes, please. All righty. Episode number 52. Thanks to... Who did the intro? Tim Thornton. Tiger Village. Tiger Village.

Suite 309. Tapes. Records. I believe his name is Label. Label. Label. He's got a ladle. He's got a huge ladle and he spoons tasty jams into your cassette deck.

I think the logo for that label is like the Comedy Central logo reappropriated. Oh, really? No, but it looks like it, so that's like a funny joke to make. I like that kind of stuff. They get up cottage cheese. Get some. That was a good Gene Simmons. Do it again.

Was it? Do it again. They get up cottage cheese. Get some. Say, now available in plain. Now available in plain pineapple and bubble gum. Available in plain pineapple. It's plain pineapple.

Because it used to be available in spiced pineapple, and it got discontinued because people were getting the pizza sweats, and now it's just available in plain pineapple. All right. I'm going to take us out with... Fruit on the bottom. Do they make cottage cheese... Fruit on the bottom. Do they make cottage cheese with fruit on the bottom?

Oh, probably. Do you eat... I don't know what you eat cottage cheese with. Like by itself? You can eat it with fruit. So fruit on the bottom. You can put raisins in it. You can put raisins in cottage cheese. But then they get all like big and pumped up.

They reconstitute? No. Yeah. They just turn into grapes. Just all of a sudden You have grapes? You know what my One daughter

Used to tear up Was cottage cheese Peanut butter And mango All together? Like in three rows Oh okay And you go across

What's How do you start it? It's cottage cheese Then peanut butter Then mango You start the cottage cheese And you go down So it's like

I don't like that I can't eat mangoes Why? Because I'm allergic, like, slightly allergic to them. A lot of people are. Do you eat peanut butter? Yeah.

I was going to say. It just makes my mouth feel really weird. Your mouth feel really weird? That's kind of how I talk after I eat a mango. My tongue swells a little bit. Let's go take a...

I like them, though. Let's go downstairs. Will you eat one right now? No, because I don't want to feel weird on the way home. Will you take the tabs out challenge? Eat a mango. Do you accept? All right. Well, let's go out here with a new one. I don't want to feel weird on the way home. Will you take the tabs out challenge? Eat a mango. Do you accept?

All right. Well, let's go out here with a new one. I don't even know if it's out yet. It's a tape by Charlatan. Project done by Brad Rose. Bradley Rose. Came out on Umarex. I believe it is...

He just put out an LP on Umarex called... Oh, that sounds serious. What is it called? It's very important. Called Local Agent. And I believe this tape is only available if you order the LP. But how do you got it? They sent it to us.

The tape's called Dead Drop. It's eight tracks recorded at the same time. I don't get it. Why that? Sounds like somebody falling down. Okay. Eight tracks. Trying to get all the mileage I can out of these things.

Okay. I like it. I just paid a lot of money for them. I have to say, Dave, I was hoping for a new one. I was thinking the same thing, Joe. You know, it's been a little while. I thought maybe. It's been a while.

See, that's what I'm talking about. It comes up a lot more than you think. Actually, I had one that I sent him, and he acted like he never got it. What up? I don't know if we're allowed to claim it. Hold on. Let me see if I can pull this over. On our taxes?

On our taxes. I've got a guy. You've got a guy who can handle this for us? Yeah. What are you doing now? I'm pulling up a sound clip that I sent him. I don't know if as a podcast that makes jokes, if we can reference another podcast joke.

Oh, that's a podcast. I'm talking about it's been a while. Yeah, it's a podcast joke, though. Oh, it is? Yeah. Hold on. I want to play this comedy bang bang. Every time they say it's been a while,

or every time they say it's been, they do the bare naked lady. It's been. You're right. You're right. You're right. We can't do it. I forgot about that. Mike Haley, stop with the microphone. I want to play this clip. It's been... You're right. You're right. We can't do it. I forgot about that.

I want to play this clip. I got to take the mic out to put on the... I wanted Dave to play this every time I made a joke. And I went to get my own personal rim shot. And he was like, no, I never got it. Gmail must have been down that day. I didn't like it.

Jesus. He's got it. Gmail must have been down that day. He didn't like it. Jesus. What? He's got it. He's got it. Bring me back. Bring me back. Am I there? Yeah, you're there.

Whoa, that was weird. What? It got all weird in my cans. Is that an industry term? Turn me up in the cans. All right. I'm going to say that from now on. All right.

Charlatan. Damn, it's a little loud in my left can. Dead Drop Cassette on Umarex. Do you hear an echo in the cans? I hear an echo in the cans. This episode brought to you by Dan's Cans. Dan's Cans. Turn them up.

I don't even get that joke. Those are really nice studio headphones. Dan's Cans. Dan's Cans. Yeah are really nice studio headphones. Dance cans. Dance cans? Yeah, these are called cans. Do you get it? What are you doing? I know what they're called, Joe.

Oh, you do? Yeah. See, the joke was... Turn them up. The bit here is... You can't hear it. You can't hear it. What's that funny stuff you're...

I just want to play this tape. What's that funny looking stuff you're smoking over there, Mike? Knickknick. Knickknack. Knickknack. I still haven't tried Knickknack yet. Gave me a headache when I tried it. Yeah. Yeah.

Are we... Do you want to start a second podcast right now? I've been saying that for a really long time. Called What Are You Smoking Over There? No, I just... There's two other podcasts, Mike. One is where we just play music. Uh-huh.

But whatever we want, not just tapes. Okay. And the other one's where we just... What if I just want to play tapes? I feel like we could just... This podcast is just for tapes. Why don't we just play music, but whatever we want, not just tapes. Okay. And the other one's where we just talk. What if I just want to play tapes? I feel like we could just... No, this podcast is just for tapes. Why don't we just record... Is that what we've been doing?

Yeah. Yeah, why don't we just record tabs out, and then I'll bounce one down with all the music muted, and then I'll do another one with just the music. Just the music. Okay. And then we can also do that's all combined. Just us talking. But you have to put it together yourself on two different stereos.

Like that Boris record. Now it's getting complicated. I did that once. I was there. We did it. Yeah, we did it by creak. I think we played one in the basement, though, and one upstairs, and we stood on the steps. It was pretty good.

I think the Flamin' Lips have one that's like four, right? Yeah, never done that one. No, I haven't done that yet. I haven't brought myself to it. I want one where you have to play in two different uh car stereos like two tapes and it'll only work in cars it only works in cars it only sounds good and you gotta stand in between them you're in a parking lot with the trunk open yeah two different cars there if you try it release yeah i think this charlatan tape it says let me see oh yeah what's up with the charlatan it says play in

car cassette deck at the Burger King parking lot. So we should go on location to play this one. Alright, you can buy Brad Rose's new LP Local Agent from Umarex. This cassette is a little bonus jammer that comes with a dead drop.

Episode number 52. Thanks for listening. Charlatan. It's been a while. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so so so so so so so The so ah so so ah so so Thank you.