Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #53 | 9.28.14

Episode Date: September 28, 2014

Shredded Nerve, Brotman and Short, Portopia 81, Kurt Braunohler, Perfume River, Seth Graham, Sleep Museum, Sewer Election and Puce Mary, HEIGHT with friends, Terence Hannum, Alberich, Osiris-1, Metal Rouge, Reactive Identity, and Smokey Emery

Greetings, this is Tarantan from Locrian, and you're listening to Tabs Out. Oh shit. We starting? Just riding the music a little bit. Get a boogie board out for this one. Yeah, you know it. Picture me on a boogie board right now, Dave. Picture you on a boogie board?

Riding the waves. I don't think I want to do that. The snorkel and everything. Tabs out. Cassette podcast. Episode number... What did we land on when we were talking about this? 53, right?

I think it's 53. It's been a bit since we've done one of these. 35 backwards. Good one, John. John Pyle here with some number facts. Yeah, some number facts. What's up, ladies and gents? Remember Numberwang?

Oh, yeah. That Mitchell Webb look? That was a good show. Yeah. It was a good bit. I was really upset when they took that off of Netflix. Yeah. Oh, it's gone? It's been gone for a bit.

Oh, that sucks. John Pyle back in the... They have Peep Show on still. Peep Show's good, but it's a different... No, it's not the same. No, it's not the same. But I would advise anyone with Netflix to check Peep Show out, if you haven't already. It's good. But I would advise anyone with Netflix to check Peep Show out,

if you haven't already. It's good. I did see the Mitchell and Webb look first. Yeah, that's true. John Pyle back with us. It's been a while. How long has it been since you've done it? Geez, I don't know.

What episode number is this? 53. 35 backwards. Yeah. Oh, that's right. We talked about that. I don't know. Let me ask you a question, John. So when you asked me what episode number was this,

that had no meaning whatsoever on how you were going to answer that question. No, no, no. I'm just inquiring minds when I know. It's been like a year though, right? Maybe, yeah. I think it has been probably a year. That's insane.

Do you think you know how to do this still? You didn't bring any CDRs. You've gotten taller, John. I did. I'm growing up. Dave, are you peeking for anybody else? You sound really loud in my... Well, it's probably just because your headphones are loud, Mike.

Turn my Dave down. I can't turn are loud, Mike. Turn my Dave down. I can't turn just your Dave down. Sorry. Ain't gonna happen. Ain't gonna happen. Well, John Powell, glad to have you back in the hot seat. Thanks for having me. This isn't a hot seat. This is cool. That's a brand new chair.

I just got that chair. It's cool. Specifically for you. It's cool. Alright, who wants to start off tonight with some cassettes? I think I could start. Yeah, why don't you do that and we'll go clockwise tonight. Make it nice and easy. Dave, we literally go clockwise every single time. No, we don't.

Yes, we do. No, we don't. Sometimes we go me, B, you. That's counterclockwise. Yeah, but there's no B. Yes, we do. Or sometimes B goes and then I go and then you go. That's clockwise, but it starts in the middle, and that's weird.

That's like clockwise, but you start at 3 o'clock. Okay. I'm going to play a tape that, John Powell, you just put out. Did you just put this out, or is this a re-ish? It's a re-issue of one I did this summer. The re-ish of a tape I did this past summer. Shred It Nerve Blurred Line Cassette. Yeah.

On beat. Blurred line. On beyond. Don't go singing. We don't have the copyright. That's copyright infringement. Men in suits are going to run in here in a second. We have very limited funds.

What's this label here you have on the one side? What is this? BTR, BTR? What's that mean? BTR. Oh, Beyond the Ruins. That's the name of the label. Okay, it all makes sense now.

It all makes sense. You've got some pretty pink paper here. I think of it as more of a lavender or a lilac. Radiant Orchid is Pantone's color of the year for 2014, I think of it as more of a lavender or a lilac. You know, lavender, or no, Radiant Orchid is Pantone's color of the year for 2014, and I really thought that was fortuitous, that I love to use pinks and purples and things like that. That's exactly what came to my mind when I was looking over the Pantone color of the year.

Me too. Really? I didn't know they did a Pantone color of the year. Yeah, they do, and last year it was... Who picks it? I don't know. Last year it was emerald green. And if you'll notice, I use that green paper for lots of stuff too.

And it's a very similar color to what I did... You got your finger on the pulse of the Pantone community. I am like Pantone electronics. Do you think they'll ever let you vote? Pantone electronics. They should if they know what's good for them. You should be on the panel, John. I think this year a sky blue with toner splotches sounds like the color of the year.

All right, well, how many of these did you just make? Are they still available? And how much do they cost? And where are the rest of them right now? They're gone from me. There's going to be a bunch available from Analog Worship. He's one of my favorite distros. He's going to have a bunch of those.

And they'll probably be like, I don't know, five or six bucks or something like that from there. Word. I did... It's quite a markup. What? I got a question. What's the deal with these markups on the cassette tapes?

That's not a bad markup at all. That's really cheap. No, that's good. It's good, Dave. What's your whole tip? People don't know that, and they're going to say, I'm not giving out that information. If you want that, email me, beyondtheruins at gmail.com.

Anyway, people don't know that, so they're going to think, oh, man, that guy's running a ripoff label. I heard he uses, $6 for a tape. I heard he uses poly cases, that piece of shit. Oh, I noticed you use Norel codes now.

Yeah, yeah, I have, I have Norel codes. Just for proof. Ooh. Yeah, no more than a snap to it.

You running out of the polys? Like a good sausage. Yeah, I used up all my polys. Like a good sausage? Yes, a good sausage has a snap, apparently,

in the casing. Yeah, oh yeah real real casing real casing good snap hot dog sausage good you kind of a good dog john what you eat meat oh yeah yeah i didn't know yeah definitely that's one of those definitely come on look at me i eat meat it's one of those i'm gonna get a shirt meal john files face it says look at me i eat meat it's one of those signs of quality that we just made up. Good sausage has got snap to it. Good snap.

What a good snap. Tennis ball, if you get a wet tennis ball, it should make a really good... If you get a wall, it should make a really good splash. Yeah, a good flock on a good tennis ball. Good Wilson. What's the flock like on that Wilson? It's got a great flock on it. All right, well, let's get in here first. Cassette

on episode 53. Shredded nerve, blurred line cassette on Pyle's label. Beyond the ruins. Not the ruins, but beyond them. Here's something off the A-side. so I'm going to go ahead and get some more water. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a I'm going to go ahead and get some water. so Thank you. Shredded nerve.

Shredded nerve. I woke up with one nerve, and you're getting on it, John Pyle. What? I didn't even do anything. From the blurred line cassette on Beyond the Ruins. I like it. I like it. Justin Lake's from, where does he live?

He is from Cincinnati, Ohio. Cincinnati. Yeah. Cincinnati. I think he's planning to relocate to the East Coast. The Reds. Yeah, the Reds. Oh, yeah?

What else is going on in Cincinnati? I was a Reds fan. Coney's. What about, what was the TV show yeah the reds oh yeah what else is going on i was a reds fan coney's what about uh what was the tv show at the radio station oh uh w news radio rp cincinnati wkrp cincinnati or whatever no news radio is what else oh okay sorry wait john powell you want to go yeah i'll go all right i'm gonna um i'm gonna do do things a little bit more upbeat now, bring it up tempo with this Brotman and Short cassette, the reissue of an LP. Looks like a John Candy LP.

Looks like a what? Sorry, Uncharted Sound. What did you say? It looks like a John Candy LP? No. You know, you guys, I haven't been on here in like a year. You guys are really like, you're talking, you're trying to mess me up.

This is a beautiful tape. John Powell's upset that we're talking on a podcast. Oh, are really like, you're talking, you're trying to mess me up. John Powell's upset that we're talking. Why are you guys talking? I'm trying to talk. We got a lot to say. John, there's a lot of jelly in these donuts. Anyway, this is Brotman and Short.

I know what this is. It's really good. I wish Brotman and Short were like a vaudeville act. Hey, Brotman. Hi, Short. I thought it was like a law firm. Brotman and Short were like a vaudeville act. Hey, Brotman. Hi, Short. Hey, Short. I thought it was like a law firm. But it needs to be.

Brotman and Short. Yeah. They do like a special. Fell on the job. Take a fedron and made your foot fall off. Did you eat an asbestos steak? Call us, Brotman and Short. Short doesn't talk.

He's just a little Italian guy with his arms forward the whole time. His hair grew all the way back. Yeah, see? He's constantly playing with his pinky ring and staring at the camera. He's a paperwork man. Yeah. He doesn't like... He's a private guy.

He doesn't like to talk about things. No. But he's a good worker. He doesn't wear a tie either. You know why? He's the best in the business, though. You don't want anybody else. Because he's the best.

That's why. Yeah. Sure does. He don't need to. He's all right. Brotman's kind of a wild card. Yeah. But he knows how to do marketing and they put out a tape which that's kind of weird right so what is this like well no this is yeah yeah it's just them like going over like different aspects of the law now listen yeah

i'll listen to that or is it like court case tapes it's like like really uh like like muffled the audio is really shitty and just people talking about a court case is that what this is yeah oh it sounds like uh hamster wheel you said this was a reissue yeah it's a reissue of the lp they did on chondritic oh the lp is also on chondritic tight yeah let me see the j card it's pretty tight that is pretty tight i like the uh chondritic does a lot with the little sparkly papers. Yeah, it's real nice. I like the sparkly papers. I like his stone fleck spray paint he does on the tapes.

What's going to be your fleck of the year 2014? Fleck of the year. Well, earlier I was talking about black toner on a lake blue, but I don't know. We'll see. We'll see what it's gonna be all right well broughtman in short distance unknown cassette you got something queued up on the a-side uh rewind it jesus christ you know a bunch of amateurs i allow this kind of shit

a bunch of amateurs right broughtman you haven't been in you haven't been in here in a fucking year you show up and your tape is like rewind it I don't want to wear out my spools. Could you rewind it here? I think I'm rewinding it. Yeah, it's rewinding. All right, well, let's do some radio magic and we'll just go right into it. Brought to you in short.

Here it is. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Thank you. Out of sight of the century A tile of a wall Separating an escape Fly the long passageway Signed the prison on the corner See what's on the way in the matter But I'm sorry I said bye I'm searching for a way to get out Thank you. And I don't know about this game Falling out of my vastness

In the bleaching out of time Survive and enjoy And you'll be rewarded Slavery is a princess Dreaming of a way to get out Now what would we imagine As the cracking of the skin The floating of the tongue That will bring the human world

But it broke down from the heavens And speared out the door All of the chat and fiction Outro Music Thank you. Another and another So you pull the body forward Sweating for a way to get out We'll see you next time. The searching for a way to get out, is that about one of their clients that went to jail? And now they're like, we're searching for a way to get you out. We'll get you out of here, damn it. The gag there is I continued that bit. It's like a public access commercial. They have public access TV commercials.

That's like the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of public access, you guys remember... As we were. I don't know. You probably never saw it, but there used to be this guy that he had a car lot around here, and he had sail things late at night.

Yeah. And he used to do this thing where he would fly around the lot on TV. Like he could fly? No. They green screened... And all he did was own a car lot? Yeah. They green screen and all he did was own a car lot they green they green screened him

like you know basically somebody was like driving around the lot or something so there's footage behind him of just like going around the lot okay and he's obviously just laying on a bed on the side and they're like they like you know green screened it out but like you can see his clothes kind of flat and every time he moves, he's not even attempting to look like he's trying to fly or anything. Sorry they didn't bring Michael Bay onto the case, Dave, for this guy's infomercial. Every time he moves, you can hear the bed squeak a little bit.

It's like, what? Wait, you can hear the bed? It's like, why even pretend you're flying? Just do something else. You're not even trying. I hope he used flight puns. Like, don't let these deals fly away from you like over and over again it was so lazy jet on down to my all of a sudden he's

like he's all of a sudden he's short he's short from broughtman and short all right dave what do you got i'm gonna uh lighten things up even more. Should we light a candle? No, this isn't really candle music. This is more of put on your sunscreen and grab your beach towel and let's go sit on the beach, boys. Oh, okay. All right. I want to play this tape that came in the mailbag on Field Hymns. Oh, I know what you're going to play.

Called... I know what you're going to play, and I like that you're going to play it. Portopia 81. A fine one. I have a question for you, Mike. On the hot spot. We just got this. Is the project name Stardust Memory, or is the

tape called... We don't actually know yet, do we? No. This came in the mailbag and we were checking it out earlier. If my Wi-Fi was faster, I would know already. Field Hymns put it out, right?

Field Hymns put it out, yes. What was the other tape they put out? You got it over there. It's buried in a big stack. I don't know. I know what's good. I can't remember what it's buried in a big stack i don't know i know it's good i can't remember what it's called though it's really good it's somebody's name so figure that out from that conrad conrad wedd yeah space world but you're playing i won portopia 81 is the name of the project stardust memory is the name of the cassette and this track look at that cover art man it's it's amazing what is that is that a video

game on the top this is like are these levels of a video game there's so much going on and it's really just awesome there's did you see this little uh it looks like pink floyd dark side of the moon that's perfect i love that i like did they do their whoever did that as a genius yeah that's beautiful. Does this anywhere, Tiny Hammers on there, designed by Tiny Hammers? Look on the... Flip it if you gotta flip it. If it does...

Art by Mizuhiro. I don't know who that is. I don't know who it is. The guy who does his label, designs stuff under Tiny Hammers. I love the little, there's the little like Mario castle on top of that square. And I love the, it looks like Dig D remember that game dig dug yeah it looks like dig dug on the top totally does but hyper colored all right do you guys remember those hyper color t-shirts back in the day you touch them they change colors yeah man i had one of those and i thought it was so cool and i came

back from summer vacation and no one touched you no too many people would touch me and they'd come up and they'd be like oh check it out and they would grab the hem my shirt this is like 1992 or whatever yeah back when like when people were like real long grabbing huge shirts and people would grab you the goal check this out and they go and blow on the edge of my shirt I'd like to turn the color I'd be kind of freaked out by it. Yeah, who? Like your aunt or something? John. That was silly, my mom.

Come here, let me blow on your shirt, John. I don't want to. I remember blowing on your shirt when you were a little boy. You used to love it. I don't want to. I'm watching Turtles. Mom.

Yeah, he's more of a butthead, I think. What? As a teenager, right? What? Did you sound like butthead when you were a teenager? Oh my God, yeah. I had braces. Mom, no. Yeah, right? What? Did you sound like Butthead when you were a teenager? Oh, my God. Yeah, I had braces. Mom, no.

Yeah, that's my picture. All right, let's play this Portopia 81 Stardust member cassette. That's a pretty spot on Butthead, John. I've got to say. I've got to say. We might get sued for that. It's a little too close to home. Yeah.

On Field Hymns, a brand new one on Field Hymns. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, Portopia 81. Portopia 81. By Mizuhiro from Japan. Does that label Jinhoa? Is that how you say it? He's put out some type stuff. He put out like a giant claw tape, I think.

I can't see it from here. That's cool. Yeah, that tape that we just played, Portopia 81, and the Conrad, I guess, Wed, W-E-D-D-E, Spacewalk cassette. Both awesome jams. Limited to 75. Pro dubbers on Field Hymns. Cruise on over.

Always a tight label. The shit's always tight. The stuff's always cool. That's what it says on the top of the site. If you go to their site and you click right click and you click view page source, it says on the top in the metacode shit's always tight, stuff's always cool.

That way you know. Whose turn is it? It's yours. It is your turn. We're going clockwise, Mike. Like always. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm going to go off the normal road that we take.

Far off the normal road. I'm going to say we've never played anything like this before. what are we gonna do some uh r&b no i'm gonna play a comedy album what comedy tape a guy named uh kurt braunler like like ava braun you would like that right john oh my god you're into that kind of no i'm not into that kind of thing how did i not see that coming you should have saw that coming a tape uh kill rock stars just put out an album by him called how do i land and they did a little cassette version send it on over i like that this head's on the front that's pretty cool it's on the front this guy do you remember that show dave i think we talked about before let me see that show bunk that fake oh i know this guy fake game show yeah you remember that fake game show

Bunk? No, I never saw it. It was on like IFC or something. And those are comedians. I know it was funny, but I don't remember why I think it was funny. That I've all forgotten. But I do know that it is funny. This guy was the host, right? He was the host. Yeah.

Let's see this. Take a look at that, John. Fold it out. Get your hands on it i like that dirty i like i like this paper too it's not like you mean the sky overly ambitious you've chosen a good plan for yourself nice paper john was saying something about the paper we'll edit that out let me have my moment let him have his moment in the sun. Alright, well let's play. There's a bit on here about some dildos I want to play. Oh yeah? Yeah, I think it's pretty funny. So let's put this in.

Kurt Braunohler. How do I land a cassette? Kill rock stars. Dildo humor. Dildo humor. A little dildo humor for you. Put the kids away tonight. Not safe for work. Not safe for work. And so I've been trying to jog,

but I don't want to jog in circles, so I like to run to places. Like, if I need to run, I'll literally run an errand. I'll run there. And so the other day, I was running to the dildo store, and I needed to buy a dildo for a sketch I was writing. So this is a comedy dildo, not a sex dildo, which means

it's much larger, okay? And I was buying a double dong. You guys know what that is, right? It's got a bing-bong on both sides? All right. Oh, interesting fact about a double-ended dildo is that the original purpose of a double-ended dildo was to give the appearance that you had just eaten a man

with your butt, but you hadn't finished his dick yet. So I'm running to the dildo store, and I get this big double-ended dildo. It's purple, and I bring it up to the cash register, and I pay for it, and then I'm like, I have to run home with this thing. And I take it out of its packaging, and it's just really jimbly-jambly.

Like, it's just got a lot of potential energy to it. And so I fold it in half and shove it in a black plastic bag, and then I start to run home with it. This has never happened before or since, but I completely ate it. Like, I fell on my face. I fell down hard. And this is noon on a Tuesday in a West Village.

A lot of people around. And when strangers see a big person fall, it's alarming. And then, when a double-ended dildo explodes out of a bag, everyone's like, Like, help this man! Double-ended dildo explodes out of a bag. Everyone's like, like help this man. Oh no, get away from this man. Everyone ignores me.

That dildo works all its kinetic energy out on the sidewalk next to my head. And it's humiliating. Now, here's where the story gets weird. About three weeks after I decided to tell that story on stage, first time I'd ever told that story, I woke up one morning and I had recorded

a voice memo for myself in my sleep of which I had no memory of. I had never done that before but I woke up and I was like, what? What is this? And this is what it was. For a double-ended dildo, it's all about saying I ate a whole man. I just let his dick stick out the back as a warning to other people.

I dreamed that. And then thought I should let Kurt know about this. That never had happened to me before. And then, like, a few weeks later, it actually happened again. And I woke up, and I had left another voice memo in my sleep. I was like, oh, my God, another gift from my unconscious. And this is what it was. The most unbelievable thing about Ghostbusters

is how much power the EPA has. That's true! The EPA can't efficiently shut down businesses. And then it happened like three days later, and this is the last one. I think the best way to never forget is to name your dog 9-11. That's true too. I'm going to name my next dog 9-11

after December 7th, 1941 dies. I'm the only one doing Pearl Harbor jokes, motherfucker. That was pretty funny. I love the people laughing in the background on comedy albums. There's always one person you can, like, focus on, and then just listen to them the whole time. Kurt, you know what would be really funny? Braun Oler.

What would be really funny, Dave? Wait, wait. For all aspiring comedians out there, Dave knows something would be really funny? Braun Olar. What would be really funny, Dave? Actually, it probably won't be that funny. Wait, wait. For all aspiring comedians out there, Dave, know something that's really funny. Don't mute me. Unmute me. Am I unmuted?

Yeah. Don't ever do that again. Don't take away my... I did it again. Take away my dignity, Dave. Come on. All right, what's really funny? Well, I'm not even going to say it now.

No, tell us. What's really funny? Well, I'm not even going to say it now. No, tell us. What's really funny? John, I don't want you to tell me what you think is funny. How do I land cassette on Kill Rockstars? That shit's true about the EPA and the Ghostbusters, though. That's dead. They can't just come in and shut down a business. Oh, yeah, they can.

I've had that conversation before. Thanks to Obama. Well, Dave, I'm talking about when America was America. I'm talking about when our country was free. I'm not talking about now. There's only three safe spots in this country now. Two are in Utah and one's in Wisconsin. I'm not going to tell you where they are. And the Denver airport, but we all know that's crazy.

All right, John Powell, what do you got? I got this tape. It's a punk rock. and the Denver airport, but we all know that's crazy. All right, John Powell, what do you got? I got a... What kind of tape do you got? I got this tape. It's a punk rock tape. Oh, shit. I'm going to play a punk tape. I think I'm pretty sure I told...

I once said... Dave's excited. Joe played a tape with guitars on it once, and I was like, Joe, I really don't approve of the fact that you didn't play, that you played something with guitars on it. and I was like, Joe, I really don't approve of the fact that you didn't play, that you played something with guitars on it. I got all bent out of shape. Why don't you approve of that?

I don't know. It just seems a little, I don't know. You don't approve of it specifically for Joe B? No, just in general. But I've also played like black metal tapes on here. I was going to say, I was just going to say that. I was literally just going to say that. But yeah, so we're going to play a punk tape and we can actually play the whole thing because it's like a c5 or something like that that repeats on both sides oh come on

are you serious who is this it's so good it's by a band from philly called perfume river perfume perfume river huh yeah it's it's it's awesome that would be horrible a perfume river well it's diluted uh well what's the like one to one or no it's like a hundred to one a hundred to one which way perfume to water there's just a little bit okay yeah that's fine that's fine that's a little bit of water imagine eating fish out of that that'd be good that's already delicious rose hips record a winter 2012 by nick fit a strange pain compound mastered by will k by Nick Fit. That's Strange Pain Compound. Mastered by Will K. Oh, Will Killingsworth. Yeah, Will Killingsworth

of everyone's favorite bands. Yeah, Clean Plate Records. Yeah, he mastered this one. You know what's crazy is I just ordered Ritual Mess. Oh my god. I just ordered that LP from them.

Yeah, it's awesome. It's exactly what I needed in my life right now. I did not think I would be excited at all about something like that close to an orchid reading but I was totally like I put it on and I was like my life right now. I did not think I would be excited at all about something that close to an Orchid Renewal, but I was totally like, I put it on, I was like, oh, this rules.

Yeah, if anyone wants to check that out, Ritual Mess LP on clean plate, it's good on both speeds. So it's like, this tape John Piles had to play is basically a one-sided C5. Now, the Ritual Mess LP is a double-sided record that's good on both speeds. So I would advise getting that, but we'll play Perfume River or whatever.

This better be good, John. It's really good. Did Breathman put this out? This is a very... I don't know. What's the label? Curtain Fire. I like that.

That's good. It's like a Philly thing. All right. Perfume River. No wind cassette. Here's good. It's like a Philly thing. All right. Perfume River. No wind cassette. Here's the whole thing in its entirety. We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, you guys broke it. That is funny. I was thinking that abruptly stopped.

And it was really short. But it turns out that was like, John, I think you had some schmutz on you. No, you guys just hate punk. What that like uh there was some sort of residue on that one yeah i kind of just stopped no we didn't really start it up again that was awesome though the tape was so filthy it just stopped itself i think john uh kept in his pocket too long got some of that old old-fashioned piled sweat on it piled sweat pile sweat remember airheads that movie airheads the candy no the movie airheads yes with brendan what's his name brendan frazier yeah and samler steve buscemi's in it remember when they had their tape and they're like a dog pissed on it and like

a car with hydraulics was like bouncing on it i remember that they're trying to play their tape on the air and something had like the the guy's girl uh brendan frazier's girlfriend had it and she was pissed off so she threw it out of her car yeah like a dog pissed on is there a part when like someone hits with a hockey stick or something like that there probably is probably that part always happens there's one of those bouncing cars that like pulls right up onto it and starts bouncing up and down i don't think that would do anything to it. Yeah, I don't think so either. That's one of the best eras of Adam Sandler too. That was back when all his roles were just him being like,

um, uh, hey guys, oh, the war! Wasn't that all of them? Yeah, but he stopped doing that after a while and started being serious. Do you still follow his work, John? John's a Sandler head. I like when the girl's's like what are you thinking about

And he says swimming pools You like that one Sitting in there spinning around like an egg What does that even mean I want to know if that was scripted Or if he just added that in there Spinning around like an egg in a pool You don't do that

Alright my turn? Or no, Dave's turn. Oh, it's my turn. Dave's corner. I want to play... You guys like Goop? Goop? Oh, like the stuff that was on Jahan's tape? Yeah. Speaking of Goop... Oh, I know what you got.

I'm going to play this tape called Goop. That's like Gwyneth Paltrow's website. Goop.com? GwynethPaltrow.goop? Oh, that Goop would be a good one. That Goop. That's like Gwyneth Paltrow's website. Goop.com. GwynethPaltrow.goop. Oh,.goop would be a good one. .goop. .goop. Goop.goop.

I'm surprised the porn industry isn't on top of that. Scoop.goop. I didn't say that. Now you ruined it. Now I never want to get it. Or like, you know, it's only going to get worse. M-A-B paints.goop. Yeah, there you go.

.goop. I'm sure you can get dot goop. I think you can get anything you want anymore. Yeah. It's all in the cloud. WD40 dot goop. Go to that right now. Nah, it'll be a virus.

This is a Seth Graham tape you got though, right? Yeah. Yeah, this just came out recently on Nominal Loom. Nominal Loom, who also just put out that Giant Claw LP with Orange Milk. The connection there is giant claw is keith franken who's in a project called cream juice with seth graham they both run the label orange milk and i think i lost track of what i was talking about there but this is a good tape hand that over i love pretty looking i love seth graham's uh artwork there's always like

like mannequin faces type type deal sweating and and stuff. I love this one. Or they just look uncomfortable. This one's not sweating. I think he's melting. That's a hot desert sun above him. So you're going to play something on this guy? Yes. Oh, I like that imprinting. That brown on yellow.

Do you see you can actually see goop in the checkers? What? No way. I just saw it. It's like a magic eye. It's like a magic eye from the 90s. My would love this i just want to say that magic eyes you can see them on an eye on like an iphone screen i did one the other day and my mind was blown at a magic guy like looking at one on someone's facebook page no it was it was the it was the

cover of that one dave matthews album man what kind of shit you into john i don't know some esoteric stuff you know you like dave i'm not i'm i'm not you know i'm not religious i'm just spiritual that's good you know i'm really spiritual you know i don't i don't believe in you know god in the conventional sense like what did this what did this what this naroko was got you know yeah what if i mean no what is what is what is who is what like it is like what it is. What is a bug think of me? What do you think? What does a beetle think of John?

Did you ever think that red might not look red to you? I was going to say that. I was going to say that, Dave. Oh, my God. What synchronicity. Whoa. Whoa. We are totally on the same.

I was just about to say, whoa. Oh, my God. We're on the same wavelength. We're on the same wavelength. Oh, my God. Jinx. You definitely will Oh my God, jinx. You definitely will get my kids with that one. Joke's over.

It was all funny until you started yelling. John, don't joke. John, don't joke. Just not too much. All right, Seth Graham, Goop. Cassette came out maybe, I don't know, a month or two ago. Nominal Loom. Let's play a little Squeaky Weekies.

Squeaky Weekies? I got a little bit little squeaky weekies squeaky weekies i got a little album Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. Oh, my God. so so so Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Goop. Goop. Goop. Goop. Goop. Goop. Goopin'. Goopin'. Seth Graham. Goop cassette.

Nominal Loom. That's an awesome one. Came out a couple months ago. I think it's still available. My turn. Whatever. I'm going to play... Where is it?

Here it is. Right in front of me sleep museum cassette on golden cloud just came out like golden cloud golden cloud it looks like that all the s's are f's so if you want to call it fleet museum you can do that on golden golden i don't think you can tapif.com you don't think you can no i don't think you're allowed to this is a tight tape project by uh a guy named robert anthony rob rob old rob anthony you're looking at me i'll blankly jump i've never i don't know i don't know rob anthony i thought you would have heard of this what else what else does he do uh wait there's not an answer to what else does he do he you know you turkey he likes the cincinnati bengals are they from cincinnati the bengals you know who knows justin lakes or is it lake what's his name lakes lakes more than one lake yeah sleep museum

on golden cloud just came out You want to take a look and see that one? Oh, it's pretty. Very pretty. You know, there's something very nice about just black imprinting on a white shell. Very bold. It's very bold looking. I just really want to crush it.

Why do you want to crush it? I don't know. I got the Rammies. But this is a tight tape. The whole thing is good. So we'll get into something on the B side here. Sleep. You know what? Where am I at? You are

at your house. You're in the podcast room. Everything's cool. Everything's fine. You're at a party. All your friends are here. Alright, sleep museum. You need to calm down a little bit? Turn off the light. Here's something off Everything's fine. You're at a party. All your friends are here. Alright, sleep. Turn off the light. I hear something off a new cloud. A new tape on golden cloud tapes. Survive on the

earth Thank you. Under the sun's warmth and heat Lay in the air Lay on our arms and feet Lay in the sun's warmth The The The The The The The The The

The The The The The The The The Extraborn, Earth and soul, and anointed. With the Carrier-Captain-Lunce

of the past, the future. It is created by the children who scratch at the door of tomorrow You forget me Now La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la America or my mind. Thank you. Sleep Museum. The vitrine of blindness, I didn't say the name the first time around because I didn't know how to say that word. I'm too proud to say that. Nobody else knew how to say that.

Vitrine. You guys know what a vitrine is? It's a place where you go to the bathroom. Yeah, vitrine. That's it. Glass cabinet or case for displaying art objects. Or curios. Or you can go to the bathroom in there.

I bet. There's no law of science that's going to stop you from going to the bathroom in there. Peeing in a curio cabinet. John, will you name your next tape, Peeing in a Curio Cabinet? That'll have to be for like my... No, no. Your turn, John. What do you got?

That one's on Golden Cloud Tapes, by the way. New one. Still literate. So next, I'm going to play... Maybe you should. ...this collaboration between Sewer Election and Q-Snares. John, let me stop you right there. You know what I don't like about you?

What? I don't like on internet, I don't like when you type out collab because you always say collab-o. Collab-o. Don't do that. I hate that. Collab-o. Dave, you alright? Huh? You alright? I was just gonna say something, but I'm not now. It was a stab

at Mike. Don't come at me. It was a stab at Mike. Don't come at me. Oh, my gosh. Come on. Don't come at me. I don't like... You know what I don't like about you, Mike? Don't do it. I don't like when you hate words so much.

It's just words. You get so angry about words. I don't even know what you're talking about. It's just words. It's just words. They don't mean anything unless you give them meaning. You hate when people say vinyls. It's just words.

You hate when people say they're going on tour when they're only going away for a couple of days. You hate when John Pyle says collab. Who cares? people say they're going on tour when they're only going away for a couple of days. You hate when John Pyle says collab-o. Who cares? It's just words. Yeah, it's just words. Well, I'm just saying words to describe that. You're only giving them power by being offended by them.

Whatever. That's something racist like you would say, John. Anyway. What are you going to play? A collab-o between them? It's a collab-o between Sewer Election from Sweden and Peace Mary from Denmark. It's on Total Black from Canada.

It's really good. Ooh, a virtual UN over here. It's excellent. It's very excellent, I have to say. I feel like I'm touring around the world. It is. It's not a tour. They're two classy acts from a very classy label.

I like class. A lot of people don't have class anymore. I mean, this is what have class anymore I don't know English, math reading and writing, arithmetic a lot of people don't have class anymore it's all recess I'm going to start using that as a diss

you're all recess what do you mean? no class Dave, you're all recess you no class Dave you're all recess you know that I'm all recess you're all recess no class

no leave off the no class thing that's implied John Jesus alright what do you got you're playing a tape here a collabo yeah it's a collabo so let's just play

the A side track sewer election and who it's called Peace Mary Peace Mary haven't heard of that one She's great

What's the name of the tape? The name of the tape is Masks Are Aids Masks Are Aids The track is called Mudlarking Mudlarking? I like all these words Do they play? Is it like

They play under their names Here we go Do they play? Is it like... Okay, they play under their names. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. I can't get out of here. I can't get out. I can't get out. I can't get out. I'm trying to find a place to sleep. I'm trying to find a place to sleep. I'm trying to find a place to sleep. I'm trying to find a place to sleep.

I'm trying to find a place to sleep. I'm trying to find a place to sleep. I'm trying to find on a travel trip to the same place. I'm going to go on a trip to the same place. I want to go on an expedition to the same place. I'm going to try to get you into the steering. I'm going to turn around and go. Take one lane and go.

I'm going to try to go on the street today. I'm going to try to get it to stop. It's going to stop. It's going to stop. It's going to stop. It's going to stop. It's going to stop. It's going to stop. I love you, Cali. This is my best position.

I'm a great little catcher. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Whoa! Thank you. Some crickets at the end there. Must have been nighttime. Yeah, that was tight. Yeah, I really like that release a lot. Sewer election in Peuce Mary. Masks are AIDS. C30 on Total Black. Masks are AIDS, they are. Just came out last month, right?

Yeah. August 21st, 2014. Very new. Very new one. Can you still pick that up? I believe so, yeah. I think he did a second press of it. Well, it's not really a press, John. We're not pressing the tape.

Oh, you know what I mean. No, I don't. Be specific. Show your work. That was tight. Davey Boy. You got any cassette tapes, Dave?. That was tight. Davey boy. Yep. You got any cassette tapes, Dave? Yes, I do. Dave, let me ask you a question.

Do you have any... I like... I saw what you grabbed and I like it. I forgot about this. John Powell. I got a question for you. John Powell, get up there. When you look at a tape like this,

it comes in a poly case. I love poly case. Is that a used poly case? It might be a used poly case. I love poly case. Is that a used poly case? It might be a used poly case. The artwork is obviously printed out on an inkjet printer. The J card is just cut. They just like...

They're not even close. They cut off all of the information. They cut off the album title. The inside's got all these goofy stamps. It's like a half inch too small. It comes with a third base, superstars music cards, collector's card.

That could be worth something. Well, it is still kind of a hint. Let him get there. He's got a whole narrative that he's playing. You dropped something. Jesus Christ. Look at all this shit it comes with. It comes on this recycled it is well with my

soul joel olstein i love joel olstein right now um what do you think this is like what do you think it's going to sound like just judging by the presentation jeez i don't know i don't want to say anything bad because you don't have to say anything bad because... You don't have to say anything bad. But now we know your thinking. Like genre-wise. I don't know. I think it's probably someone... I'm going to take

flack for this, but I'm going to think it's someone who doesn't get out too much. Oh, Joel Osteen is that Super Church guy. He's awesome. I love him. Why would you record over that? Yeah, I know. But let me guess. It's not someone who needs a life,

and it's something that's super sick, right? You know what I like about Joel Osteen? I like that he doesn't look creepy. Yeah. He doesn't look like someone you couldn't trust. He doesn't look like his hair is rock solid. Yeah. Like you can't move it. hair is rock solid. Yeah. Like you can't move it.

I can move it. He's like a rock. I don't trust anybody that puts hair in their gel. I don't trust anybody that puts hair in their gel either. If I go to your house and you have gel out and there's hair in it, I don't trust you. Give me a break. If your hair is crunchy, I don't trust you. I don't use gel.

No. You slick it. That's fine. I don't slick my hair. There use gel no you slick it that's fine i don't slick my hair there's some product in there there's no product in here oh that's just that's natural grease that's just naturally dirty hair you're discussing them you know what i'm talking about though right like a yeah no you're talking where it's like a solid p looks like a you're always a little bit moist john wait oh i'm moist no i'm not moving on what's hot because you closed the window in here i like to keep the musk flowing all right mike what would you feel like i'm at a work site

what do you think this would sound like just judging the packaging i know exactly the whole presentation but forget about what it is who's this fellow on the cover is he part of this uh i don't know this act i think he is. He looks like a Harmar superstar type figure. I think he kind of looks like... God damn it. Good one, Dave. Quick on his feet, Dave Doyen. Yeah.

He still doesn't have it. Just edit it in later. If you gave me this tape and said, what does this sound like? I would say... I don't even know what I would say. I would have no clue. Shall we listen to it and find out?

Yeah. I would say whatever it is, it's really bad. Yeah, you would think it was probably really bad. Poorly recorded, poorly recorded, just everything bad. Bottom of the barrel, yeah. All right. Well, let's find out what it really sounds like right now. This is a project called Hype with with friends and that's all i'm

going to say we're going to listen to it now 10 000 devastating watts this is the name of the album we're gonna jam it illuminated paths is who put this out john illuminated paths all right let's go bal. Baltimore, give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Los Angeles, you know the scene From the TV shows and the movie screens A paradise out on the coast Other towns are down but they don't come close From Echo Park, they're way to watch So opera stars in the hottest spots

The criminals and aristocrats, the work it's stiff and all kinds of cats, the writers working on the script, the rock bands on the sunset strip the rappers jumping on the map they all rap to the group called Zaps, cause live guitars are

in the past, the DJs scratching hard and fast, drum machines hooked up to pumps. Loud and proud to get the crowd to jump. And see you keep rocking the days and days we're soaking up California

rains. There's people out rocking from side to side. It's West Coast, it's all on fire. You can see the sight and hear the sound. This go We'll be your guide. Hop in the lap so we can ride. And we'll keep rocking the days and days. We're soaking up California rains. There's people out rocking from side to side.

This West Coast rhythm is bonafide. And I said, I said, I and I said, and I said, and I said, and I said, and I said, and I said, the DJ I pick up is C-R-O-S-P-A-N-G. The one I knew, the clock, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the one I knew, the clock, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the one I knew, the clock, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the one I knew, the clock, the clock, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box,

the one I knew, the clock, the clock, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the DJ I pick up late in the afternoon and then cap the crunch with the wooden spoon. I poured the milk till I filled the bowl, filling all down till I... Bye. I walked the path, but I soon was lost On an icy road that was filled with frost I fled and I slipped and then I flew It was all downhill, there was something wrong For the guillotine, I played it late I said that the month is almost finished In the underworld, where the angels dwell I played to see how I found my house I said, no, no, this can't be right

Rescuing, I never have a fight Well, Lucifer, the fallen son of Cain Now, what shall be done? Well, go head to head, run to run Thank you. the mic with the most finesse, shout it out the north, south, east, and west, got so much debt, won't my rapper chop, starving in full pot, had to give me a pop, pop, pop. Well, I headed to a thousand islands in the north, but I got so cold, I was about to freeze, and my taxes went to pay back MC. So I hopped a boat across the sea to the Eiffel Tower in Old Paris, but it seemed like nothing was going down.

They were all just smoking and standing around. So I headed east on a cargo train to the Czech Republic and Ukraine. I thought that I would try my hand on living life in a Russian land, but Putin was out of control He stole the ring from the Superbowl

He left the people in dire straits And put dissenters behind the gates Across the border, I had to flee Got a job in a Chinese factory We were pirating these DVDs And they had every rapper, even me Found a ship back home, but it started to rain And I got knocked down by a hurricane

And the icy deep went off the path So I floated up on a wooden raft I lost my clothes, I lost my bags I was naked and set to these tattered rags Didn't know the north from the south no more And my only hope was to drift ashore I found an island that was unknown In a little tribe

I found my home, kicked up my feet, and said this is nice. Till they started the human sacrifice. Rock, rock. Don't stop. Rock, rock. Don't stop. Height. That's not what I thought it was going to sound like.

Yeah, I know, right? That rules. Height just finished up a tour recently. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Actually, ended it today in Philly. Ended it today? Yeah.

Last show of the tour ended today. Where was it? Eris Temple. Oh, man. That's right by my old place. Yeah? That's where Hivemind played that one time. Oh, yeah.

Okay. With, what's his name? From? Kennedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his name from... Kennedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was that gig. Big East Coast tour they did, pretty much. Stuck to the coast.

That was awesome. Stuck to the coast. Not at all what I expected. If anyone's listening today, their tour ended yesterday. So if you want to go see them, too bad. Too bad. Well, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 3, or Bill & and ted three whatever it's called is coming out that's time traveling you use time traveling to do this yep you think they'll have george carlin in it oh yeah definitely

like cgi like the tupac thing yeah you sound like you like the tupac thing that lit you up what yeah push your buttons you like oh i don't know i just i don't know there's something about it it's so like it's like tronish almost it's tight yeah i heard at the um the uh republican convention last time around there was supposed to be a uh a uh what's it called not hologram what are they called where's the hologram like a hologram ronald reagan that What was it? A hologram Ronald Reagan. That would be amazing. I would have lost my mind. I'd pay to see that.

Would you vote for a hologram Ronald Reagan? In a heartbeat. I would vote for literally any hologram if it was legal. I'm going to play a tape from the fellow who did the introduction tonight, Taron Tenom. He's in a project called Locrian.

I like Locrian. Yeah, Locrian's awesome. That's his own relapse and whatnot. And he does solo stuff. I wrote something up about him last month, about a month ago. He does these collages like the magnetic tape and leaders tape from a tape and yeah those things are tight all the dust yeah it's uh it's some pretty tight stuff john you want to come over here take a look at some of these let's see

for the look at my screen that's very pretty look at I like that. Now, no one else can see this, but if you go on TabsOut.com, you can find the thing. There's something there. There are rules. I'm going to play a tape of his that he put out in 2010. It came out in 2010 on the label Peasant Magic. What a label. Yeah, they were good. I've been talking with Sal from Peasant Magic about coming down and doing an ep with us.

Oh, that would be awesome. He's all stupid. He's not coming down. This is... I think it's funny that he still has that tape that we were supposed to do just pressed at his house. Oh, yeah. Pessimagic. What was that? It was like a box set, right? Like a set box set.

With Sean McCann, Zafiadai, Joe B, Roped Off. Who else was on that? Beyond that, I can't remember. I haven't seen him. I usually used to run into him at work all the time. I haven't seen him recently.

I would bug him about it. Just put him in a box, dummy. He took a picture of the tapes. He got the tapes dubbed. He sent me a picture of them a year ago. What's he doing with them? They're just sitting in a box.'s like probably like I think it's limit to 100 it's fucking eight tapes that's taking up a lot of space no I'm waiting from the hatch when literally sitting on them probably right

now that's pretty tight I like that okay that's fine this tape gotta keep them warmer they go bad you gotta keep them adjust and that will not warm but not cold you want to keep them Sal's they go bad. You got to keep them just... Well, not warm, but not cold. You want to keep them... Sal's butt temperature. Sal's butt temperature. SBT. La Repetition Tarantino. You want to keep it at 2 SBT.

You want to keep it at 2.3 SBT. Peasant Magic number 110. One thing I fucking hated about this label is all these bands that he would put around, these vellum bands. Obi stripes. Yeah, like... It looks nice, but it's such a pain in the ass to get the fucking tapes out i gotta get the tape i gotta put all this back together now it's like a brain puzzle like i'm doing all this this looks the shit always looks tight though peasant magic stuff always look

really always looks really good yeah getting it back together that's not the story. So let's play something off the A-side of Terrence Hennelman, La Repetition Cassette on Peasant Magic. Here we are. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Terrence Hannum. Terrence Hannum. La Repetition. C-29. Peasant Magic number 110. Edition of 100.

There's probably... I bet he's got... Sal's got something in his closet. Yeah. I think he lives on Wolf Street. He does. Like 96 Wolf Street or something like that? He's right around the way from me. I should go over to his house. He's a corner house. I'm gonna go over to his house. Yeah, I don't know his schedule

but... He lives right near a really good thrift store too. Does he? I don't want to say the name but if you're ever at Sal's house, go to the thrift store near him. It's really good. You can tell. What's the name of the thrift store? I don't want to do it. Someone will get mad at me if I blow up their spot.

Oh, it's one of those situations. Yeah. 906 Wolf Street maybe? I don't know. Go on Wolf Street and yell, Sal! Sal! And then ask him about that picture of his mom, the Polaroid.

I remember being friends with this dude in high school. I'm glad we changed that one really quick. I remember being friends with this dude in high school, and he had a crazy brother. You're right. I went to his house. I knocked on his door. His brother answered the door.

I said, is Will here? He said, no. I said, do you know where he is? And he goes, why don't you just call out his name? And just stared at me for 30 seconds. That's a normal thing to say. Did you do it? Nope.

I left. Did you find him? Nope. There's a lesson for you. Will I am. Why don't you just call out his name? Was it Will I am? Nope. No. Was it...

That's the only famous Will, right? Well, there's Will, there's famous Willys. There's Big Willie Styles. Oh yeah, the Willennium. Remember the Willennium? Nope. No. There's Will Smith. Willennium. Obviously he doesn't... You don't remember Willennium? Willow? Willow. No. There's Will Smith. Willenium. Obviously he doesn't. You don't remember Willenium?

Willow? Willow. Yeah. Matt and Martin. Will and Grace. Oh. Will you pass the milk? Will you play a tape?

Good will. I will play a tape. Good will. That's probably the name of the thrift store. Oh, shit. No, it's not. It all comes around. Come on, guys.

It all comes around. It's not that obvious. Don't blow that spot, John Pyle. I bet it's the starvation arms. John, it's not. It all comes around. Come on, guys. It all comes around. It's not that obvious. Don't want to blow up that spot, John Pyle. I bet it's the starvation arms. John Secret Stash. I can't talk about anything with you guys. Shut up. What, do you got a price tag on this Naroko?

Yeah, I got it at Hanson Records when I was on tour. Oh, that's right. Oh, shit. This is a classic tape, one of my favorites. Oh, a John Pyle favorite. So I'm going gonna introduce here this is a alberic of man of genius uh this batch on hospital that came out was i mean this was very formative to me it came out right around the time i was first you know getting deep into noise and really made a big impression on me oh yeah yeah let? Yeah. Let me see the price tag. I'll see if you pay for it.

Very reasonable? Yeah, very. Hanson Records has very reasonable prices if you're ever out there. Oberlin, Ohio, great shop, great people. Did you play a gig in Oberlin? Yes, we did. I forget the name of the space, but it was down the road from Hanson. Isn't there a church that does shows out there? I don't know if it was.

It's a small town, right. It's a small town. It's a small town. No, it was an art gallery. And they just had us do a show in the middle of it. It was very fun. Oberlin seems like a pretty nice place. It was. It was really nice.

Everyone was super cool. I think I have an Albrecht tape. What else did they put out? A bunch of stuff. Oh, if you have another one, I'll... Kill some time while I look it up. I'll buy it off you. Got the scab on my knuckle, and I'm wondering if I should rip it off

or just leave it where it is and peel the rest off to my teeth. You know, Dave, I have a pimple behind my ear I've been messing with this entire... Not behind my ear. In front of my ear that I've been messing with this entire time. I was scraping crud in my ear the other day, and it bled. Should I rip it off? John, don't be disgusting. Guys, pay attention to me. Where is it? Which finger?

God, your fingers are huge. Oh, I bet they crack like sausage. See, wait. Dave, we're like the same height, right? About skis. Look at your hands. I have like very small, delicate. Look at my delicate little hands.

Oh my goodness. You can pull salmon eggs out of fish. These hands are meant for wiggling. Those dainty hands. Wiggling. I stick these hands in the water.iggling. Those dainty hands. Wiggling. I stick these hands in the water. They should hire you to remove children's contact lenses. And the catfish come up.

Look at that scab. Should I just rip it off? Yeah, just tear it off. I like the Albrecht tape. Oh, I don't want to eat it. Penis womb. Penis womb, huh? Yeah, that's a good one.

Like a womb for your penis? No, your penis is a womb. See, of course I was like, you have that? I don't know what I have. I know I do have an Albrecht tape. I know that name. Yeah, dude crushes it consistently. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Let's get back to Dave's wart. Did you rip it off yet? It's not a wart. It's a scab. Scab. What finger is it on? On your knuckle, what finger?

It's on my index finger. The knuckle in the middle, whatever knuckle that is. The only knuckle, right? No, there's two knuckles. You call those knuckle that is the only knuckle right no there's two knuckles you call those knuckles these are no there's like no there's three knuckles there's one two three but your main knuckles there's your middle knuckle i'm talking about the middle knuckle oh no middle knuckle okay yeah the muckle what's the name of the the knuckle that's closest to your fingertip the tip knuckle that's the tuckle the tuckle yeah the tuckle the muckle and the knuckle um you guys are smart the pimple that i have yeah it's like it hurts but i'm having a good time touching it i'm gonna rip it off

oh i know it's gonna bleed that's dave i was at like a party today you know like a like a somebody's family thing and they had soda cans there, but they were tiny soda cans, like the size of an iPhone. Like pony? And I really wanted to bring one back to see you hold it in those giant hands because it would probably look like a Monopoly piece. All right, let's play something off this Albrecht tape. What's that on the cover?

It looks like, well well if you unfold the j card i'll do that now it is the base to uh it looks like some uh some type of machine gunning equipment i don't really know this is all smart work can't really tell i like how everything is like outlined in red yeah it's very tight i I like the color. Edition of 200. Alright, well let's get into something here on the A side. Correct? Yeah. Or is that the B side? No, it's the A side. Just a screwless tape. The underside

of the scab looks pretty tight. Let me see. You ever play with yours after you pull them off? Yes, your mom said. Let me see it. You want to see it? Yeah, you said it looks pretty tight. Now I want to see it. It's got white layers and stuff. That looks disgusting, Dave.

It's like a microchip. Ew, dude. Stop pulling your parts out. Albrecht. It's on the floor now. Of man of Jesus. Jesus Christ. Of man of Jesus.

No, your kid's going to eat it. What are you doing to me? The British are past! The brother strongest And who loves the name You are not alone To be the strongest But from today On you can't avoid cutting My Coddy! The greatest weapon

of men of genius! Let the second David strike! The giant of iron! David Stark A giant All-Ireland In the forehead With a stone From a catapult Is it not wonderful to observe that it was Sawyer I cutting and David overcame his adversary I don't want the Brutus!

I want Brutus! Together! I want you to get her! The giant! We have crushed him like a fly! For you, it is the same thing. In open warfare, you can never have a new man. Over me, you have these eyes of the currency of the will. But with coming, you could battle alone against everyone. But did you deceive me

when you assured me that you had such noble pretensions? I'm such a great protectionist. I'm tired. I am corrupted. I don't mind. For I know it is the same thing Man of death You will never dominate me!

I'm not coming! You can follow me! I can't! I can't! Al Burke. Of man. That was tight. Yeah. When did that come out?

I want to say like 2009 or 10. Actually, I don't know why I'm asking. Get it right now. Love that heavy 2010 heavy beats hospital 280 that's a C10

yeah that's great I felt like that was longer than that no it's tight tight enjoyed it

short sweet good what do you got Davey boy I'm gonna play this jam that came out on Invisible Sounds. Invisible, can't say. Invisible Sound.

Just one. Yeah. A single sound that you can't say. Jesus Christ, not Invisible Sound. Or Sounds. Or? Nope. Intelligence Sound.

Jesus. Dave, what is it? Did you have a stroke? What is happening to you? Joby disappears for one week It's been a while since we've done this Don't do that Don't do it every time

That's a beautiful little splatter job I don't know anything about this label I'm still stuck on what's the name of the label? Intelligent Sound One sound Just one Really smart This is a project called Intelligent sound. One sound. Just one. You can see it, but it's really smart. Okay.

Yeah. This is a project called Osiris 1, or is that how you say it? Osiris? O-S-I-R-I-S? Osiris? What's Osiris 1? Is that a reference to something? Is that a space shuttle?

Sounds like it's the Egyptian god of the harvest. It's the motor in the Challenger. Oh, okay. Yeah. Really skim skim just got the model one huh yeah yeah it was right after the two came out so all the ones went on sale yeah they didn't have cameras on them though no they didn't or no bluetooth or wi-fi either yeah like they didn't know they were going to come out with that come on just give me it right away i know that what yeah why this country's going to hell. This tape's called The Eightfold Path. And I've been jamming on it a lot.

I like it. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You sound so interested. Oh, cool story, Dave. Let me know if you have any more of that good. Let me pass it over. Let me take a look at it. That's it for work on this cover either. What are they doing? There's some sexual activity going on. Really? Tell me about it, Mike.

I'll have what she's having. Tell me about it, Mike. I'm interested. I'm interested in what you have to say about it. There's a couple of youths embracing. It's just a gentle ginger embrace. With some... What's that? They're inside a sort of triangle. Well, this is... Somebody had a party on this cassette tape. What's that? They're inside a sort of triangle. Well, this is...

Somebody had a party on this cassette tape. Look at that. All kinds of confetti and splatter. Did this come out exactly at midnight on New Year's Eve one night? Because there's a big celebration going on here. Just stare at me.

Both of you just stare at me while I say that. John, god, you've have the eyes of a monster It is a pain in the ass when you try to engage somebody In conversation and they just stare at you and mock you Isn't it, Mike? It's purple, it's pink, it's green It's got a lot going on for it Alright, are we going to play this, Dave?

Uh-huh, sure, yeah, let's do that Is this how it's going to be from now? Is this what it's come to? Is this what our relationship has come to? Uh-huh. John, get your face out of your shirt. Sorry, I didn't want to cough on the microphone. Okay, yeah.

He was being polite, Mike. Give him a break. God. The Eightfold Path cassette. When did this come out, Dave? Recently. We just got it in the mail. In the mail?

In the mail. My mailman got the haircut. It is a cassette reissue. That's nice. What was it on vinyl before? Well, I don't know. It originally came out in 2010. Oh, okay. I'm not sure

who put it out, but they re-released it on Intelligent Sound as a cassette. The Eightfold Path cassette by Osiris One or Osiris One or something like that. Yes. And it's still available.

Oh. How much is it going to cost you, Dave? Shit. It is $10. $10? American? But they donate a dollar to Beatmaking Lab for every tape. What's Beatmaking Lab? Beatmaking Lab is an electronic music studio small enough to fit in a backpack.

And they collaborate with communities around the world, donating laptops, microphones, and software to community centers. No shit. And conducting two-week residencies with talented youth. That's pretty cool. Yeah. That's a good cause. How long has that been going on for?

It doesn't say. What's the... Your phone's like the size of a tablet, Dave. Yeah, I know. It's pretty big, right? Where can you find out more about that? You can... Well, you can go to...

Just Google it. Yeah. Just Google what I just said. Just Google what Dave just said. But if you go to the Intelligent Sound Bandcamp... This isn't Rocket Science. This is the internet. Or you can just go to BeatMakingLab.com. This isn't Rocket Science. This is the internet.

Or you can just go to Beatmakinglab.com. That's pretty cool. That's interesting. Yep. I'd like to learn more about that. All right. Osiris 1, the

Eightfold Path cassette on Intelligent Sound. Something off the A side. Here we go. Okay. The songs of the people. Simple songs. Work songs.

Play songs. Songs of nature. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so knocky osiris one that was good osiris one however you say osiris one osiris one it's tight yeah that was tight dude yeah what was the name of that label again? Intelligent Sound. Intelligent Sound. I really like the sign I said it before, but I really like the splatter job on that tape. I like a good splatter job.

You like it because... You're sitting there... John, John, John, calm down, man. I'm making a goof. I'm making a smugly, making innuendo. Yeah, you feel like everyone's always attacking you. And no one out there in Radioland knows that. Nobody knows what?

That I like a good splatter job? I just said that I like a good splatter job. We can go somewhere right now. I know a place where you can go for $25 to get oysters and a splatter job. We can go right now. Yeah, you want to go? I'm not taking part in this. No?

All right, whatever. You guys are sick. All right, what do I go? I'm not taking part in this. No? All right, whatever. You guys are sick. All right, what do I have? One more pick? You don't have to be ashamed of your man, Spackle. What? Now you definitely went too far. I'm out.

Now I'm out. I don't even need oysters. What do I want to play? One more. I got it down to three tapes I'm trying to decide from. You know what? I'm going to go with this guy. what? I'll go with this guy. Got this in the mail the other day.

I was very excited to see it, I gotta say. It was a pleasant surprise. Another Discriminate Music bonus tape. Discriminate Music, of course, stellar distro that went on hiatus, what, about a year ago? Maybe a little bit more than that.

Maybe a little bit more than that. But while they were operating, they were putting out these C10s. They're pretty short, right? They were bonus guys. Yeah, they were like split cassettes between artists that you couldn't buy them or anything. You would just get them when you made an order from them. They all look the same. They come in these, like, what do you call these cards?

O-cards. Paper O-cards. And with the same cover and stuff. And just got some copies in the mail the other day. The distro isn't operating currently, but these came out. I don't know where you can get them, because

you can't get them from him. Maybe from the artist. This one is a split between Metal Rouge and Sagas. Sagas. Sagas. Metal Rouge is Andrew Scott and Helga. Help me out here, John. Helga Fasoniki? Yeah, sure.

You think? Yeah, I think that's a safe bet. Thanks, John. You seem really interested in helping me here. Jesus Christ. So we'll play the Metal Rouge track. The Libation. You alright, Dave? Don't smell that.

You alright? Easier said than done. Dave, calm down over there. I smell a little skunky. A little skunky? They used to call me that in grade school. Alright, let's play the Metal Rouge side. Let's put the sagas on the newest

Discriminate Music bonus series tape. Here's a little taste. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ so ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Metal Rouge. Metal Rouge. Split with sagas on the Discriminate Music bonus series. Perhaps a sign that the Discriminate Music website will be back up and running

sometime soon, perhaps. That would be nice. That would be nice. I'd order something. Yep, me too. You know what? Let's go there right now and see if it's up.

Discriminate music dot com Do do do do do do do It's loading and there is nothing On the page Let's view the source What do you got What are you trying to tell me Charlie I got nothing Maybe one day

Maybe it'll be back soon one can hope i'll be back see that will be fine says one six 2012 so was that just one that came out that we never got and you sent it uh is that the year's 2012 mean maybe it was supposed to come out in 2012 and just didn't you know Maybe he had them for a bit. Yeah. Do the other ones all say 2012 up there? Yeah. I don't know.

Let's not try to crack this mystery. I'm not a maths man. John Powell. All right. What do you got? So, is this my last one? Yep. Forever.

Oh, man. You'll never be invited back. So, I got this new-ish tape from Reactive Identity. I thought you were saying I got this new-ish. Which is the... Reactive Identity? Yes, which is a side project of the synth pop group Natural Assembly. I don't know.

It came out fairly recently on Strange Rules. Let me check it out. It's pretty sweet. Who does that label, Strange Rules? Zen Zisco of Cremation Lily and Natural Assembly. And what, John? And what? And Natural Assembly.

Yeah, that's it. English-based label. And this is rule number 66. You know what I like? That's an English-based label. And this is rule number 66. You know what I like? I like a good black tape with just a blank white label on it. I don't know why. I don't know why.

Do I make me explain myself? No, I do. No, I'm not being facetious. I like the plain label because it reminds me of the test press of a record. That's what it makes me think of. You know what I saw the other day at a yard sale where someone was selling a bunch of blank tapes, mixtapes and stuff like that?

They were trying to sell them all for $10 or something. But some of the tapes had labels on them and someone had written blank on it. Which is all well and fine until you use it, I guess. What are you going to put on it then? Then you scratch it off

and you write Mariah Carey or whatever you put on there. You only write Mariah Carey if it is Mariah Carey. You don't just write that for anything. But unless, maybe there's an artist called, maybe it was the Gross Point Blank soundtrack, but they didn't get, they ran out of ink in the beginning and at the end, but in the middle,

blank came out just fine. Gross Point takes too long to write. Just write blank, Edith. Well, know what it is. Write blank and put it in the beginning and at the end, but in the middle, blank came out just fine. Gross point takes too long to write. Just write blank, Edith. We'll know what it is. Just write blank and put it in the car. They were on their way to going on a trip. So who was Reactive Identity? Did you go over that? Yeah, it's the side project of...

You did. I remember all of this now. Okay. Well, you got anything else you want to say, John? Nah, that's it. I'm done talking. I like this image on the cover. Shut up, Dave.

I'm talking about this image on the cover. Yeah, it's a snake. What is that, a raspberry bush? It's a snake climbing up a tree. I guess maybe the tree of knowledge. I don't know. Why is it the tree of knowledge? I don't know.

It seems biblical. It seems very fitting. I don't know. You throw a snake into something. It's always very biblical. I don't know what you're doing throwing snakes around. It freaks me out a little bit. I don't like snakes. Alright, well let's play something

off of this Reactive Identity cassette on Strange Rules. Here it is. Thank you. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. ¶¶ We'll be right back. I'm going to die. ¶¶ Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so yeah that was so tight i love the like those distant vocals were fucking incredible yeah also chill very very chilled from what i can remember a big departure from some of the other tapes i have from that project too so what are the projects well i mean the other the other releases from the same project uh reactive identity the other ones i've heard are like

kind of a little more of like a harsh noise thing and like kind of more oh but still under that name yeah yeah and it's more of like a cut-up oriented thing i thought but that was really really different uh-huh it's different how do you say the name of that tape angel folk i wasn't sure it was angel folic or angle or something at the end? Yeah. Maybe they're... It ends with F-O-L-C, right? Angel Falk or Angle Falk. A-N-G-E-L-F-O-L-C. I'm not sure. Maybe if...

I don't know if they listen or not. Life is a mystery. We can't know everything. You know? We all stand alone. Like, you know, what if God was just like... One of us. One of us?

Or like this beer bottle. Just like a slob. Just a stranger on a bus, Dave. I don't take public transit. I don't blame you. It's scary. It's going downhill, man. It's scary.

You're horrified. You never know where you might end up. Yeah, exactly. When you get on a bus, they should have a route that they take so you know where you might end up. Yeah, exactly. They should have some sort of... When you get on a bus, they should have a route that they take so you know where you're going. I don't like the fact that they just drive around. And trains, I don't like the fact that they

can just go anywhere they want to go. There should be a system. Rails, they have to stay on these tracks. And who are these people getting on the buses that are like, oh, I don't care where I go. Yeah, I know. I think it's a weird law that you can't tell the bus driver to stop and get off when you want to.

Yeah, yeah. No, I think. And the whole bus law, first of all, is confusing. But the fact that the bus driver can just stab you is really weird. Yeah, well, bus law. Well, it's not really weird. I shouldn't say it's really weird. It's totally not weird.

It's normal. It's very normal. I mean, it's weird when you think about it, though it it's erotic when you think about it it's sort of like seeing different colors oh you ever think like the red you see is not the red not i know what i see red you see blue but you call it but we call it red yeah yeah we call it red so it's so stressful to think about. I bet I see like checkers. Yeah, or like chess.

Or like battleships. Sort of like how the Eskimos have like 10 million words for green. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And one of them is snow. The rapper. Informer. Alright, I'm done.

Dave, what do you got I'm done I'm gonna play You're dumb is what you are Remember when Dave earlier was like You know what would be really funny That he didn't say anything What was it

We'll never know I'm not gonna tell you What do you got Dave How do you wanna take this out Episode number 53 Thanks to Who did the intro Terrence

Terrence Hennom Thanks for doing the intro. Anyone else we need to thank? John Powell, thanks for coming down. Oh, yeah. Thanks for having me. Joe B is like living it up on another vacay. Yeah.

Always on fucking vacay. Always partying. I shouldn't complain, though, because it gives me a chance to come on here, hang out. He's like 007. Chill with the dudes. Yeah. It's good to see you, man. Hell, yeah.

I'm going to go out with this holodeck tape. Holodeck, good label. Yep, Austin, Texas label. I've been really into Star Trek lately. Oh yeah? Yeah. That's cool. I'm going to play this smoky emery tape. You don't watch Star Trek 2. Fuck no. They have the holodeck on it.

I'm not a sci-fi person, Mike. Last fucking time. Are aliens invading Earth? Then I don't care. If it's sci-fi person, Mike. The last fucking time. Are aliens invading Earth? Then I don't care. If it's sci-fi, that's the only kind of sci-fi I like. Aliens are Mars attacks. There has to be a human element. I'm not going to get into this.

All right. What are you playing, Smokey Emery? It has to be Aliens Invading Earth. Soundtracks for Invisibility Volume 3. Have we played Volume 2 or 1? We played Volume 1 way back on like Episode 8 or something like that. Oh, going back. Going way

back. Yeah. A tabs out throwback. There's actually, I think there's four volumes in this series now. But we're going to play number three. Okay. And Smokey Emery is a dude from Austin, Texas.

Sounds like an old jazz man. Dan Hapolito. Daniel Hapolito. That does not sound like an old jazz man. Nope.

Not at all. I like Billy Crystal's jazz man. You guys ever seen that? I think it's really... Jeff, I would like that. I think it's kind of weird.

Do you have that tape or do I have it? You have it over there. i think it's kind of weird do you have that tape or do i have it you have it over there i see it right now hand it to me i think it's weird that all the smoky emery tapes the font is blurred it's blurry it's smoky dave i don't know if i'd call it smoky let me see it get a john let's see be the final word oh yes like so smoky. Let me see it. Give it a jump. Let's see. Be the final word. It's so smoky. It's so smoky. Hazy, smoky tomato, tomato, potato, potato. Same difference.

If you go to the Smokey Emery Bandcamp, it's blown up really big and really blurry. Like Bigfoot. Like Bigfoot? Let's go out here on this smoky emery. Beautiful cover art. Describe it in four words. Purple waterfalls good.

Okay, now everyone knows what it looks like. All right. Well, we're going to play a cut off the B-side. It's just an untitled track. An untitled track from Smokey Emery from Soundtracks for Invisibility, volume number three on Holodeck Records. Thanks, everyone, for listening to episode number 53. Bye-bye.

Go to tabsout.com and... And what, Dave? And what? And what? And what? I hate you. bye bye go to tabsout.com and what Dave and what and what I hate you Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test run. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. Thanks for watching!