Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #54 | 10.12.14

Episode Date: October 12, 2014

The Electric Amygdala, Treasure Hunt, Nathan McLaughlin, Joe Houpert, Juice Machine, S/H/A/R/R/P/S, Panabrite, Charles Barabé, Sean Perkins and Daniel Pope, Topdown Dialectic, Henderson/Mettler/Foisy/Lachance, Ill Clinton, Rambutan and Parashi, Via App, Pax Titania, and Lindsay Dobbin.

This is Russ Alderson from Xanthos SS coming to Township City by a new internet service provider. And you are listening to Taz Outro. Oh, my God. and we're back hey boys hi energy star that was a good choice, babe. You did in the beginning. You got me all mellow and caught me right off. Wait, why is it the boys are back?

Because Joe hasn't been here for a bit? Yeah, I haven't been here. You haven't been here. The whack pack. The whack pull pack. Joe, where have you been? I've been missing you. Ask your mom.

Good one. I could sense you were gone. I was gone.. Ask your mom. Good one. I could sense you were gone. I was gone. I missed your touch. I missed your touch. I missed your essence. I did text him that I missed his touch. When you're gone, I just sit in my room and listen to Rage Against the Machine.

I get real angsty. You get real mad, huh? I'm like the tears. I have a picture of you up on the wall. real angsty. Or you get real mad, huh? Tint, tint, tint, tint. Cullen is a name. And I'm just like, and like the tears, I have a picture of you up on the wall and I'm just like looking at it,

smashing beer bottles on your forehead. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 54. What? 54. 54. Like Club 54?

No, what was it called? Like that Beatles song. Studio 54. Studio 54. Area 54. No, it's Area 54. Oh, that's right. Area 54. No, it's Area 54.

Oh, that's right. The secret. Well, no, nothing crazy. Nothing crazy goes on there. Nothing's crazy in Area 54. It's real normal. It's like mostly like they store a lot of Wonder Bread there. Expired milk goes there. You can just throw that away.

It's still, it's, well, you would think. Then it gets in the water supply. You don't want that. They still block it on in the water supply. You don't want that. They still block it on Google Maps, though. You can't see it. Can't see it? No. You can see Area 52 and Area 53, because those are just, that's a, I think it's Starbucks

and a Brookstone. Where is Area 54? It's right. Scottsdale, Arizona? Yeah. Yeah. It's in the same, it's, they're not in order, so it's kind of confusing, but there's a map when you go there.

All right. Is that where you were, Joe? Scottsdale, Arizona. Born and raised. Oh, yeah? No. No, I don't know. Where was I?

You were in Ohio. Ohio. You went to, uh. Oh, that's right. For the tattoo thing. Where were you? What city? I was in Elyria.

It's by Cleveland. Kind of. Okay. Kind of. How was that? It was good. It was good. It was good.

It was a good time. Went to the Hanson store. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it was cool. You get any grips? Yeah, I got a It was good. It was good. It was a good time. Went to the Hanson store. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it was cool. You get any grips? Yeah, I got a couple of tapes. Oh, how appropriate. Tapes.

Brought one, too. You did? Yeah. Wow. That was a nice little store. Was Dilloway working when you were there? Dilloway was working. Did you introduce yourself as Mike from Tabs Out's friend?

Yep. You might know me from Mike Haley's podcast. Yeah, you might know me from Mike Haley's Tabs Out. I'm Mike Haley's friend, Joe. No, don't tell him what your name is. I'm Mike Haley's friend. I don't need you guys to say your names to anybody. You're part of the whack pack.

I know Mike Haley. I'm on his podcast. He's in charge and then there's a cachet of gentlemen and I'm one of them. Alright, well since it's my podcast, I'll go first. Of course. Is that all right with you guys? Whatever.

Yeah, that's all right. Oh, I got a question. Russ Alderson there doing the intro. That was a good intro, by the way, Russ. What is the name of his project? I don't know how to pronounce it. Yeah, and I don't think he does either, because could you even make it out when he said it then? Maybe he likes to obscure it.

Ooh, spooky. Spooky. This close to Halloween. I like it. Alright, I'm going to play a cassette here. You guys hear the new Prince record yet? No, there's a new Prince record. You ever watch New Girl? No. That's pretty funny. You keep telling me it's funny. I don't see how it is.

It's hilarious. And there's an episode with Prince and he plays himself. Wait, Prince is on it? Yeah. Alright, I'll watch that. It's really funny. Nice. There's one scene where it's just him and the girl, and there's a butterfly flying,

and then he just taps his shoulder, and then it lands on him, and he goes, see? I'll watch that. I'll watch that episode. That sounds good. I like that. I watched Purple Rain the other day. Purple Rain. I've never seen it. No? No. I had the laser just downstairs. Oh, yeah? Yeah. All right, I'm going to the other day. Purple Rain. I've never seen it.

No? No. I had the laser just downstairs. Oh, yeah? Yeah. All right. I'm going to start things off with this tape. I grabbed this out of the mailbag last time around.

And I'm not really sure why, because there's nothing on the looks alone. There's nothing you'd really want from it. Let me see the cover. First of all, it's a poly case. This is the ones that I usually pick up. First of all, it's a poly case. Those are the ones that I usually pick up. First of all, it's a poly case. And it's like, you know, even though

I just don't know me today, I can just switch this with a Norelco case. I never thought of that before. We have the technology. I can do it. Are the spines the same size? No, you know, it's probably... It's about there.

It's from an artist called The Electric Amidala. I think it's Electric Amidala. A-M-Y-G-D-A-L-A. What do you think? Amygdala? Amygdala. The Electric Amygdala? Mm-hmm.

Okay. I think I've heard somebody say Amygdala before. Okay, well, then maybe it's this guy. Amygdala? Amygdala. The electric amygdala? Mm-hmm. Okay. I think I've heard somebody say amygdala before. Okay. Well, then maybe it's this guy. Tape's called Lion on the Beach on Happy Puppy Records. Look at the little happy puppy records. That's the whole title? No, no, no.

Yes. What is that? A French bulldog? English bulldog? I mean, take a gander. Project by a guy named Lee Rosevere. He does the project and the label. Two strips of bacon.

Two strips of bacon. Sorry guys, no effects tonight. I'm kind of upset about that. I'm sure our listeners are going to file many grievances. This is limited to nine copies. It's the cassette version of a lathe cut that's limited to five copies. You look at this and you think, eh. mean you have that texture but it's a fucking burner really oh

it's some like crazy ass like space rock kraut rock weird ass like there's some like craftwork shit going on it's pretty intense why they only make 14 nine well. Well, then I'm total. We did the math that quick, huh? Yeah, I'm pretty good. You are pretty good. But there's so much I want to play. But let's get into the second track. These microphones pick that up. Yeah, we got new mics.

The second track, it's called The Human Battery. I think we're all going to enjoy it a little bit. What do you think, Dave? I think I'll enjoy it, but not too much. Alright, well here it is. Second track from The Electric What did we land on?

The Electric what? Wizard. No, Ladyland. Amygdala. Amygdala. Lion on the Beach cassette. Happy Puppy Records. Happy Puppy. Happy Puppy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to bed. All sizes from the ground up, nature day. These are electricity.

One for all, one for all, empty. This is the battery. Thank you. Thank you. damn that shit was good yeah man that whole tape is pretty solid i guess i'm really into it let me see if there's any left if you go to uh let me see what the um electric amygdala.bankcamp.com see if that tape's still available limited nine copies i got one i'm assuming lee whatever is gonna have one so, you can still get it. That's crazy. Five bucks, Canadian. That's insane.

So what's that worth? Like 50 cents? Yeah, it's like, well, you know, the rates and, you know, the economy. In this economy? In this economy, you know, with Wall Street, it's going up, it's going down. I can't keep track anymore why are rays are five copies of a lathe i mean i know lathes are cheap but i mean what how much cheaper or how much more expensive is it to make like 50 copies maybe he cut them himself and he

only had five of the specific material he wanted to use. The blank material? Yeah. It's all out of late mix. And then he had nine tapes sitting around his house. Nine tapes. This is good. This is enough people. I don't know why he didn't do a longer edition. Somebody get in touch with him and do a real edition of that.

Yeah, because it's really good. Real good. There's definitely more than nine people that want that. All right, Joe B. You're back. Grab your Rite Aid bag, your plastic bag full of tapes. Sounds like change. Joe, did you lose your nice bag, too?

I can't find mine. My green one. Yeah, I don't know where it is. What do you got? I got Treasure Hunt. Treasure Hunt. Treasure Hunt. Treasure Hunt.

The game. On Atari 2600. Was that really a game? I'm sure it was. Probably Treasure Hunt, Duck Hunt. Pure Moods, is that how you say it? Pure Moods. P-U-apostrophe-E-R.

Pure Moods. Pure Moods. It's just a guy walking around a blue field with nothing in it, and then all of a sudden you step on a square and it goes you found the treasure it doesn't say it just says it on the screen the screen like the colors invert and then that text pops up and then the game's over yeah or like in pitfall you remember pitfall how like there was i remember pitfall but i don't really remember there was like a timer that count kind of down and like when it got down to zero, the game didn't end.

The colors just changed. Oh, really? Yeah, it's inverted or something like that. Why? Is that the bonus round? Is that good or is that bad? That's how you got excited back then. It's both.

It depends on... All right, what do we got here? Metaphysical circuits. Good label. Great label. What do we got here? Metaphysical Circuits. Good label. Great label. Is this a new one or when did this come out? I don't know. We got a mailbag a little while ago.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. M. Dawn and M. Dunhill. Recorded, I guess it's fairly new because it was recorded in the winter of 2013 and 2014.

That was a harsh one. Oh, yeah? I think it just says, how do was recorded in the winter of 2013 and 2014. That was a harsh one. Oh, yeah? I like how it just says, how do you feel? And used in quotes. How do you feel? I think that's from Star Trek. Remember when in the Voyage Home after Spock is now, you know, he died. And then he got brought back.

Yeah. And he's on that computer like taking the test. And it says, how do you feel? And then he doesn't know how to answer it. No? You don't remember that scene? I don't remember that part. That's on a voyage home? Or a voyage home?

That's in a voyage home. Yeah. I'll have to rewatch it. How do you feel? How do you? How do you? Do you want to play a game? They should remake war games, but they play Treasure Hunt.

I dig this blue and white camo label on this yellow shell. It looks tight. That's for when you scuba dive and you don't want anybody to see it. It's water camo? Water camo. Yeah, there ain't nothing wrong with water camo. Alright, well let's get into this. Paint that on submarines.

Shit's always crashing. Whales always crashing into them. Nothing you can do about that all right treasure hunt pr mutes how do you feel metaphysical circuits do you want to play a game christian khan what who christian khan guy that runs the label Thank you. so so Thank you. so so Thank you. so so Treasure Hunt. Treasure Hunt. I played that tape.

Ha ha. Ha ha. That was just... That was good. Pure Moods Metaphysical Circuits. That was a good one. It's pronounced pure. I know we...

I ask every time, but where's Metaphysical Circuits from? Denmark. Denmark. I want to say Denmark. I think every time you say? Denmark. Denmark. I want to say Denmark. I think every time you say, I think Denmark. International. No one looking.

I always get the Denmark, Norway areas. Who are the Dutch? I always confuse them. What's Holland? Oh, you mean Holland. Holland days sauce. That's mayonnaise, right? Dude, you don't like that.

Holland days? Yeah. Is it white? Yeah, kind of. I don't think you'd be into it. They can be if you want it to be. All right, Dave. Christian Kahn used to do You don't like that. Hollandaise? Yeah. Is it white? Yeah, kind of. I don't think you'd be into it. They can be if you want it to be. Ooh. All right, Dave.

Christian Kahn used to do bearded snails, and then it turned into... Oh, okay. He stopped that. I think he stopped that. No, I think... Now he's doing metaphysical stuff. I think bearded snails is still active. Are they still doing stuff?

I think so. Okay. I feel like I just saw something like today, actually. Huh. Okay. So weird. Maybe. The signs.

What are they telling me? what are you trying to tell me we better stop talking because someone complained on twitter that we talked too much oh yeah i told joe about it joe's like i don't think we should play any tapes yeah i don't i just just want to talk i know i told mike one tape each i not even talk about breakfast and only like a minute of each what do you guys do you guys want to talk about? Breakfast? And only, like, a minute of each day. What do you guys... Do you guys have a breakfast routine? See, I usually don't eat until, like, 11 o'clock. And I just get something on the way to work. What do you get?

Like, a brunch? Or like a... Like a egg and cheese on a bagel. Okay, so still, you're getting... Do you eat lunch? Yeah, then I eat lunch around 4 or 5. My schedule's weird because I work till 9. And when's your dinner?

Like, 9. Like, now. Okay. Wow, your schedule is weird. I work till nine. And when's your dinner? Like nine, like now. Okay. Wow, your schedule is weird. Yeah. Mike, do you have a breakfast routine?

You know, in Spain, they don't eat dinner until 10 o'clock. Well, who are the Dutch? What's your breakfast routine? During the week?

Yeah. Well, during the week, why are we talking about this? During the week, I'm downstairs at about, I get my kid out of bed at like 6.30.

Go downstairs and have breakfast. And then... What kind of breakfast? No. During the week, normally just like egg and a bagel or something. Maybe some veggie sausage, some Morningstar sausage. Yeah. Maybe like some oatmeal with some fruit in it.

Tight. If everyone's up up maybe a smoothie because you know oh yeah i do the magic that's what i do i do a smoothie every morning and i switch between a small bowl of cereal or a fried egg on toast or like a toaster round who was that motherfucker who said we shouldn't talk let me look it up keep talking keep the conversation i've been doing this new egg this new fried egg recipe. I do fried egg with a little bit of garam masala seasoning on the egg. Then I put that

on a piece of toast and put maple syrup on the piece of toast and put a little bit of salt on the egg. Have you ever... It's amazing. It's so good. Try it out. That's Dave's Fried Egg Recipe. Patent pending. You can print it out at davesfried's Fried Egg Recipe. Patent pending.

You can print it out at davesfriedeggresipies.blogspot.com. Now you've got a blog spot. It's all different fried egg recipes. Oh, yeah. All kinds. I do Tex-Mex. I do Indonesian. I do Indian. Be careful. I might steal that idea from my food truck. At Killed in Cars 2 on Twitter. From Elkhorn, Nebraska. steal that idea from my food truck. At KildinCars2 on Twitter. From Elkhorn, Nebraska. Is that an A?

Yeah. See, that's what you get. Keep on pressing forward. Keep on doing it. We're not done talking yet. Make a fast forward sound, like right there. And then what do you put on the egg, Dave? Hollandaise sauce?

Hollandaise? What is Hollandaise sauce? Hollandaise? What is Hollandaise sauce? You are the Dutch. All right. All right, I'm going to play this tape that came out on... What do you do for lunch? Ooh. See, that's the hardest part of my fucking day.

Oh, yeah? Don't get Joe started on that. It's with everybody at work, and we can never decide. And Rhonda in accounting. She's always on this diet, on that diet. That's ridiculous. Yeah. Just give me a nice pint of Ben and Jerry's.

Ooh. You can get the new kind with the tube of flavoring that they put right down. The Hollandaise sauce it comes with on the side. You spray it on while you eat it. Oh, so you can ration out a portion. You spray it?

It's a spray. Eat a whole bag of sauce and spray it. They water it down. It's like a spray. Like an aerosol? Oh, no. It has a handle. It's got like a Windex bottle.

It's real watered down. It's real watered down. Runny hollandaise. It's real runny. It's attached to the side of an ice cream. What flavor is the ice cream? Dave's egg sandwich? Oh, all right. It's got Dave on there. Egg-flavored ice cream flavor is the ice cream dave's egg sandwich oh all right it's got dave on there egg flavored ice cream all right what are you gonna play tape yeah i'm gonna play this tape

that came out on digitalis uh recently and this is a weird one it is a kind of a four-way split between Cody Yantis, Joe Halpert, Nathan McLaughlin, and Josh Mason. And it's part of a series of releases they did. This one is called Alice Sketches, where they kind of like throw around ideas and stuff at each other, and they sketch out the ideas and these are all those sketches after that they refine those ideas and did an lp called line drawings and then after that they did a series of seven inches called studies with um each of them collaborating with other people that weren't on the first two releases and then the fourth release is like a portrait book.

You lost me. Of everybody that was involved. It was intense. You would think by looking at this tape, pass that over, Diff. You would think by looking at it, because The Spy, it just says Yantis, McLaughlin, Mason, Hoopert. And you would think that it's all four of them together.

Right. But then if you open it up on the inside here, it's got each guy's name. And their... And their track is like A4, B2, B5, and B10. And then Josh Mason's... Oh, so it skips... Yeah, so it jumps around. Dave, what are you going to play?

The first two? Yeah, but it's a pretty cool idea. If you go to linedrawings.info, you can read about the whole series. And Brad Rose is... I guess he collaborates on that 7-inch series. There's a couple other people that collaborate that i'm not familiar with who they are but it's cool they they all have and then like i said the last the last look joe if you look here the last one is a portrait book where it's portraits of all 12 people it's class photos drawing portraits

yeah drawing portraits nice super digging this gold imprint on the black shell let me see book where it's portraits of all 12 people. It's class photos. Drawing portraits. Yeah. Drawing portraits. Nice. Super digging this gold imprint on the black shell. Let me see. Looks tight. Look on the back because on one side it's just the Digitalis logo, but on the back it's like this really grainy image. It's pretty tight. Yeah. Like with a half-Tony

pattern. I like. I like. Me like it. Alright. Let's get into the first two tracks here. Right? Yep. Nathan McLaughlin and then Joe Hoopert, who are the two fellas. Together they are in a project called Loud and Sad. Here they are,

each solo, with two cuts off of Alice sketches on Digitalis. I'm going to have to go back to the Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so I'm sorry. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Two cuts for you from Nathan McLaughlin and Joe Hooper. Digitalis recordings number 265. Good one. Yes. Did this come in the mail? Did someone send us this? I know Brad Rose did, because he hasn't sent a shit.

Oh, okay. I'll file a grievance with the cassette alliance of the council. I can just call them the council. We all know what I'm talking about. Are we going to get a cease and desist? No, we're going to get the opposite get a cease and desist from Brad Rose? No, we're going to get the opposite of a cease and desist

because we want him to start. No, I mean from Brad Rose for playing that tape. Oh, I get what you're getting at. On licensed material. All right, my turn. What do I want to play? I don't know. Why do you want to talk about that?

I like it because I did that. Listeners would have thought, you said, what am I going to play? And then I went. All three at the same time, boys. Keep that going. Oh, Mike's thinking. But really, it was me doing it.

What do you think that asshole, that schmohawk thinks about that? 30 minutes of that. That was like popcorn. It's ready. Well, it's not ready. It's ready to pop in. Okay, yeah.

Don't you put a couple? I don't do the test kernels anymore I used to I bypass that process So you just heat some oil And then Put them on I'm a butter man And then I put all the kernels in there

And then I get a potholder on one hand And put it on the top And I just shake the entire time Jesus Christ Yeah He likes Activity like that Yeah

I do Repetitive. Alright, I'm going to play a tape that came out. I got a pan with a long handle and I just move it back and forth. Do you lift it off the grate? Yeah. You don't want to scratch those. No, you hold it up.

Just put the burner on high, high, high. Came out over the summer on Dumpster Store. If you go to Dave's Popcorn Reservations. StopLogs.com Dumpster score label done by Andrew Quitter. Get on Dave's web ring. Tape called by Juice Machine.

Spiritual Nutrition C20. This is the duo, a husband-wife duo, Roger Smith and Heather Chessman. Roger Smith does our project, Chef Kirk. You know that project? Yep. You know that project. Did you do a Chef Kirk tape? Yeah, I did a Chef Kirk and Stepler Far

or however you say it, Step on the Turks. Duo from Eugene, Oregon. Eugene, Oregon. I got rich chips in my mouth tonight. He does that net label control valve too, right? I don't know. Roger Smith.

Couldn't tell you. Pretty sure. They used to call me juice machine back in my gym days, my gym rat days. Wait, like when you went to like Gold's Gym and worked at? Why did you go to Gold's Gym? I went down to like, I went down to the Muscle Factory. But that kind of gym.

That kind of gym, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's because he wore wore spinach green shorts with little yellow stripes on them. No, because I used to provide the fellows with something to give them that extra edge. They said, the juice machine's here.

I had a special recipe that didn't show up on any of the tests. Why do they do that? They can just sleep in one of those chambers like Michael Jackson did. No, this is 80% better than those chambers. It's mainly, well, I don't want to get too much of the recipe away, but it's mainly yak semen and Gatorade. And you really, you dilute it down.

It's about the mixture. It's in a Spritzer bottle. Oh, I thought you churned it and it was like a block of butter. And it's got some holidays in it. I'll just walk around the juice machine hit me up but uh i don't know what was your catchphrase i know you had a catchphrase i don't talk about it right now those days are behind me dave come on i shouldn't even be talking about it there's the case is still pending you had one wacky drink called the fender blender

yeah for my upscale clients all right well this uh juice machine spiritual nutrition cassette like i said dumpster store i keep saying dumpster store dumpster score mike get it together together what am i gonna do with myself like you're diving for football a limit of 50 copies score let's get into something off of this it's a pretty sick tape maybe you'll enjoy it too juice machine scared me Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a to the car. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and stop the camera. Hey, it's the juice machine. Juice me up, juice me up. What do you need, boys?

Give me the fender blender. Hey, juice machine. And then you're like, pop out. And then they're working out like crazy, right? Yeah, then it's like you look at your arms and they're just growing juice machine spiritual nutrition cassette

on dumpster score home recordings what are those on the front chakras those are all the chakras yeah that's all the chakras or those apps

those are those are icons for apps that's twitter facebook blogspot pinterest what are chakras they're fruit loops.

Fruit loops that are... You got one in your throat. You got one in your chest. Oh, when you eat fruit loops, that's where they set? That's where they activate. The different colors activate those different points in your body.

Shit, does that have anything to do with Captain Planet? No. No, I wouldn't. Good. Just checking. That would be silly. That would be ridiculous.

My turn. Whose would be silly. That would be ridiculous. My turn. Whose turn? Mine. Interesting. All of a sudden, it's his turn, huh? How convenient. Right.

Wasn't that your turn or no? Yes. Am I wrong? No, you're right. Am I wrong? You're right. We already said you're right. All right.

All right, you knuckleheads. Let's play something by Sharps. Sharps? Ram Dom. I like that it's a Dodge Ram logo on the front of that. Hold on, give me this tape itself. This is on, what's it called? This is just an old... It comes with a Mortal Kombat card.

Oh, is this on Illuminated Paths? Yeah. Okay. This makes sense now. This is just an old-ass TDK tape. Superstar sticker. I don't know if you listened to the last episode, but we played something

from this label. No, it's okay. You should. It was like an old school hip hop sounding tape. Oh, really? It was pretty awesome. I love how this cassette tape is just... Balmar Project. Oh, that was on this label? Here, I brought another one too, and it's just

it says it's a prince tape and is it really oh no that's not what's on it i remember over someone's prince tape i love how this old ass tdk tape with like the original sticker on it and then real small they have their own sticker of that says sharps ramdom C90 IP 2014 over top of it. Yeah, it's nice. It's ridiculous. Do we know where this label is located? What's so weird is...

Oh my god, this is great. But in this same batch that they sent us was also that Miami Vice tape, which is in a professional... Was that on Illuminated Packs? Yeah. Really? Nice J card. It's like a pink tape, pro-dubbed.

But then all the rest of them are like this. I hope it's like two people doing the label and the one person goes real fancy, real sleek, and then the other person

shows up, got eight more, and just dumps them all out. Oh, shit. The cases, they all fell out of the cases. That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Put them together. However they go. All right. So you want to play the... I It doesn't matter. Put them together. However they go. All right. So you want to play the... I see you got to rewound here finally. They're from Florida. Illuminated Paths is. What about Sharps?

So just play like... We'll play a little bit off this. Keep it going for a while because there's a lot of... And it's Sharps. There's nine tracks on this. S slash H slash A slash R slash R slash P slash S. Right?

Well, I guess I'm in for a treat. What is that card that came in there? It's a Mortal Kombat card. I hate when there's so much shit. I like it. I hate opening up a package and pogs fall out. It's funny. I shouldn't have said that,

because now everyone's going to package a bunch of shit you know what's you know what's really bad especially when you have little kids is when like people have done this multiple people put like candy and stuff in there and where in the with the tapes in the packages oh really and it comes out of them my kids grabbing at the candy now i gotta get off the couch come on come on all right sharps do me a favor no candy right, sharps. Do me a favor. No candy. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, dummy. Hey, hey, hey, hey. No candy, no pogs.

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I need you I need you I need you I need you I need you I need you I need you I need you

I need you I need you I need you I need you I need you I need you I need you I need you I need you I need you I'm coming for you. A minimum price for taking a stranded woman to a telethon is $400. Will you take $375

in cabins, Tex? American Express. Of course. Ideal. Let's go, Shark. Wait a minute. American Express. What? so so Hello? To the church Hello?

Excuse me son Story's a buzz, Richard I'm not here for cigarettes and bubblegum, my boy Can you tell me the name of the person who broke the record on that game over there? Where am I spying him? This time, let me be the last to go to sleep. Take this broken one away To take these broken wings And burn the blind in When we live so free

When we hear the voices sing The book of love will open up another sea Take this book and... And they give names for other. Are we back? Yeah, we're back. Sharps. That was tight. Yeah, I'm glad I said stop it.

And then you're like, no, let it go a little bit longer. Yeah, I was feeling it. And then that was good. There's that end. And I was like, oh, isn't this Phil Collins? And Dave's like, no, it's Brian Adams. But it turns out it's Mr. Mister, which is a collab between Phil Collins

and Brian Adams. They put out a cassette a few years back. It's just a single. They put out a single. It's actually Phil Adams and Brian Collins. Two guys. They worked out a Meineke. Well, they used to work a Meineke.

Not anymore. Not anymore. Not after. I'm not going to get into key. Well, they used to work a minor key. Not anymore. Not anymore. Not after... I'm not going to get into it. No, that was tight. Yeah, slowing down songs and seeing what they sound like is so much fun. Yeah, why not? It's really fun, right?

Yeah. Why not? Sometimes you get some good ones. Yeah. They should make a video game where you're a character that slows down songs. And you have to get them to what? The right... Speed?

Speed. And then how do you... Then you move forward? How does it work? No, there's a gremlin that's slowing down all the songs and you have to go them to what? The right speed? And then you move forward? No, there's a gremlin that's slowing down all the songs and you have to go make them right again. So you have to speed them up until they're perfect. And then there's a prompt of like A, B, A, A, A, B, B, B, A.

And that's how you unlock it? Okay, yeah. And then when you unlock one, you wait and they mail you the single in the mail. And then you get to play the next one. It's not the best game. I didn't think it was a great game. And the gremlin actually delivers it to you.

Yeah, the gremlin delivers it to you. That's what's on the box. It's called... Warning. It comes with live gremlins. No, it just says, warning, gremlin delivers it to you. What's that mean?

All right, Dave, go. It's like, honey, there's a gremlin at the door holding a Mr. Mr. Kasingle. It's not Mr. Mr. It looks like it might play at the right speed. All right, Dave Dave what do you got I don't know why I was going in my cooler for my tape What do you guys do for dessert I don't like dessert I don't really like sweets

For dessert I like a nice just slice of cheese Yeah for dessert sometimes I just heard a slice of cheese That's what I'd like at dessert time Like after dinner I don't really like sweets but I'd like at dessert time. After dinner... I don't really like sweets, but I'd like a couple slices of a nice cheese.

Like Urkel. Did Urkel do that? He liked cheese. He loved cheese. Got any cheese? I do. Did we do this? You gotta watch this New Girl episode. Because these young people move next door to her. They're in their 20s and they think

she's really cool. She's at their house at a party and she knocks something over and she says, Did I do that? They've never heard of it so they think it's hilarious. That's awesome. I like that. Dave, what do you got?

Sometimes I like a handful of chocolate morsels for dessert. I eat them slow, one at a time. I'll eat chocolate. I'll eat some chocolate. Just plain chocolate. Dave likes crunchies or crispies. What do you like?

Oh, you mean after you cook something in the oven? And you get all the little burnt things? I like peeling them off. They're going to give you cancer. Dave ate the bottom of my deep fryer one day. You should have saw his eyes light up when I scooped it out. Ooh. What are you going to do with all that?

Realistically, actually what happened is I was in the kitchen with Jesse, his wife, and I scooped him out and she called him in. She looked at it and then she said, Dave, there's a bunch of crispies. And he came like, I've never seen him move that quick. He was like Usain Bolt. What do you guys got in here?

We deep fried some weird shit that night. Yeah. We did a pot leaf. Yeah, we deep fried some pot leaves and ate them. I wouldn't recommend it. Tastes like soap. Yeah, deep fried a cereal bar. That was pretty good.

It tastes like soap. A what? Like a cereal bar. Then we tried pancake batter, but that just came out like soggy sand. Oh, we were so excited for that one, too. It's like, oh, it's called having like... A skillet made... What do you call them? The Italian thing?

Like funnel cake Skittles. But no, it was just kind of like soil. Like you were going to plant something. Alright, Dave, what do you got? You guys are crazy. We get wacky sometimes. Who is it? I'm going to play this

tape from this two cassette four way collaboration between former selves. Double shot Dave tonight. Pana Bright. Two strips of bacon. And I don't know who's on the other tape.

You didn't queue that up on Google? No. I can look it up real quick though. I probably should. It came out on You didn't queue that up on Google? No. I can look it up real quick, though. I probably should. What's the tape called? It came out on Inner Islands. Inner Islands is a tight label. Oceanic something, right? Oceanic Triangulation.

Ian Franklin did a little feature of it. Yeah, he did on TabsOut.com. You can read it if you want. Go to Dave's Popcorn Crunchies.blogspot.tumblr. It's in the links. There's a link, too.an's right up at this tape uh the two people on the only way to get there it's the only way because i i have a cookie blocker on the site you can't type in the website no you gotta go around you gotta use dot onion and then when you dark web there's like a skull

and the skull disappears and then these two doors open and then it goes... Welcome to the dark web. Welcome to TabZal.com Alright, the other two people on this collaboration on the first cassette is Phil Collins,

Hucklebone, and Oliwa. Hucklebone. And what? Hucklebone and Oliwa. O-L. And what? Hucklebone and Oliwa. O-L-I-W-A. Okay. All right. But I'm going to play the Panabrite. Yeah, you are.

I enjoy Panabrite. They do the fourth side. And there's over. I don't remember. Could you buy these two tapes separately? Or do you have to... Was it a thing you have to buy one and two? You buy the two together.

Yeah. But they come in two different cases. But it's... You know what? And it's a good deal. It's six bucks for the two of them. Oh, seriously? Yep.

Is it still available? Buy the... It says. Blasphemy. Buy now. Come on. Or wait, maybe that's just the... That might have been...

No, I'm sorry. That was the digital. Okay. That cassette is $12. Well, that's actually more than I would pay them. $12 for the pair. Yeah, six is a little steep. Change that price.

Maybe that's why the digital isn't sold out yet. All right, Panabrite off the Oceanic Triangulation double cassette on Inner Islands. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. ¶¶ I'm sorry. Thank you. ¶¶ so so I'm going to take a few more minutes. Let's pray. Thank you. ¶¶ Penebrae. Panabrite. I like it. That was a good one. You like anything that's like... Panabrite.

Take me down to the Panabrite city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Who was that? Mr. Mister? Yeah, that was Mr. Mr. Mr.? Yeah. That was Mr. Big. Mr. Big.

Dangerous toys. Extreme. Danger, danger. I always kept... When I was a kid, I kept my dangerous toys and my danger, danger tapes together. That's a true story, actually. All right, my turn. Slow Ride by Frog Hat.

By Frog Hat? That's a Frog story, actually. All right, my turn. Slow Ride by Froghat. By Froghat? That's a Froghat cover band. They're the best in the business. They all wear Froghats. You ever seen them? Yeah, I've seen them. Kill it, man. It's gonna be fair, man.

98. They all wear Froghats. Froghat and Silverchair. It's really weird to me that there are bands that are just cover bands. I hear some of them do pretty well for themselves crisscross was telling me about some iron maiden one that like kill it called eddie incorporated but they're like that they tour like that and play like that blows my mind you know what i mean yeah i know i read like a what's the black sabbath sabra cadabra right it's a black sabbath one and they play like big venues that's crazy

there's a guns and roses one that um god where who was the guy who wrote for like what are you writing for like rolling stone or something like that fuck what was his name here what was the book i had the word coco puffs on the title oh chuck clusterman chuck clusterman i feel like i read something that he did in an interview with a Guns N' Roses cover band that that was their job. That's their job. That's what they do. They were looking for a new Slash

or something like that. The singer, the Axl... They're not just a cover band. They actually dress... The Axl said that they've had a lot of people who try out, who could play the guitar, they could play the songs, but they didn't look like Slash. So they were looking for someone who looked like Slash.

It's weird, right? It's weird. I kind of feel like it wouldn't be that hard to make somebody look like Slash. Because most of his face is covered and he has a giant top hat on? Yeah. He's got a distinct nose. Yeah, and it's pierced. Just put some cotton balls up there.

Who's willing to pierce their nose? Yeah, that's true. They haven't found anyone willing to do it. That's over the line. Yeah, that's crazy. All right, I'm going to play a tape. Possibly, I'm going to say... I'm going to say definitely in my, so far this year, top five tapes.

Top five tapes. Top five tapes. Mike's top five tapes. Here you go, man. This is a tape, a new one on Tranquility By Charles Barabay Dates and Confessions What?

Just came out in a batch with Cloud Sound Cenote Globe, Blue Sharp, Tulum Shimmering I was listening to this tape at dinner the other night And it's And my wife Liz asked me me she was like is this someone with like musical training and i was like i don't know it seems like it and she says i bet she said uh what how did she word it like i bet he's really like snobbish about it and i was like i don't know

he's i'm doing a tape for him and she's like oh if you're doing tape for him then he's probably just you know he'll sink to that level. And he's probably cool with it. But I'm getting a bit off track here, kids. Charles Berube. Dates and Confessions Gazette. I like it. I like it a lot.

Let's get it. Where am I at here? Okay. Let's get in here with the first track off of the A side. Date 1. Are you ready to play Date 1? I'm ready. I'm ready.

I'm strapped in. Tranquility Tapes number... Boys, I got a treat for you. What number is it? 69. It is number 69. You guys know what that means, right? I think I do, yeah.

I've heard about it. I've heard about it. What? I'll Wikipedia it for you. We'll look at it while we're while we're listening to this let's go go it's an astrology sign Thank you. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm See you next time. Thank you. See you next time. Thank you. See you next time. I'm Thank you. Thank you. Charles Barbie?

Barbie. That's how you pronounce it Charlie Barbie New one on Tranquility God damn That was a good track You gotta sit down You gotta spend some time

With that one Boys He's going somewhere He's gonna make it big I came out of nowhere Popped out of nowhere Going platinum And all of a sudden

Just pumping stuff out It's all fucking good I like it I like it a lot runner of Laco I feel like we just got another tape with him a collab with somebody

is that around here anywhere maybe something on a giant fern uh there I didn't unless it's I got it here it is

roadside picnic in Charles Batter Bay warm pets in crown dust oh nice new one there's something on the tabs outside about this batch um Roadside Picnic in Charles Batter Bay. Warm Pats in Crown Dust. Oh, nice. There's something on the tabs outside about this batch. I forget who else is in the batch. Dave, I think you got a few of them.

Hidden Persuaders. The new Andreas Prandl. It's four tapes, and each tape, there's three different variants of the cover. Oh, Zroom. Zroom. No wooden boxes this time. Micro Melancholy that's the wooden box one

well they have done the wooden boxes with the silk screening on the front but this time just regular cases but still pretty interesting whatever whatever where's my wood I'm going to strongly word it

letter asking where my wood is to who just people in general Obama Obama where's my wood where's my wood Obama where's my wood Obama

I was promised Mitt Romney promised me wood that's the bumper sticker I'm going to get Mitt Romney promised us wood and people are going to look at it and be like alright yeah

I can get behind that and the website is wheresmywood.com wheresmywood.edu slash Dave's Corn Brisket. All right, whose turn is it? That was my turn. I went.

It was me. It was a picture of Obama sneaking to China with a two-by-four in his hands. You don't even have to Photoshop that. Where's my wood? Joe, where's your wood? Where's my wood? Joe, where's your wood? Where's my wood? I got wood.

Dave, keep in mind, whenever you get these sound effects working again, I want a where's my wood sound effect. Like a hammer hitting a nail. Like a log breaking in half. A woodpecker. A woodpecker. Wait, what?

Not a log breaking in half. What would that even sound like? I don't know. It doesn't make a sound. That was someone jumping in a pool, I believe. That's more like... What do you got? We just got this in the mailbag. We'll do a blind.

Go right into it. What are you saying? I haven't listened to this. We're just going to go right into it. Got an Ecto Cooler shell there. Call of Cthulhu, The Wasted Land. It's got that slime in the shell. I haven't listened to this. We're just going to go right into it. Okay. Got an ecto-cooler shell there. Call of Cthulhu, The Wasted Land. It's the soundtrack to a video game that I just looked up. And it's not an old video game.

It's a new video game from 2012. This is another trend. Weirdtrends.com. You listen to it. Wait. So this is just the soundtrack from a new video game. Yeah. Is it altered in any way?

I don't think so. I don't know. It's just the soundtrack to a new video game. Is it like a big video game? I don't think so. It said it was for the phone. Okay. Right on.

You sound like somebody who's like, Mom, right now. Do you have the new game? Do you have the new one? It's for the phone. It's for the phone. The man at the store said everyone's playing it i like when my mom talks to me about the internet because she says she'll just say like some like wildly untrue statement and she goes well if you get on the

computer you'll see like you'll get on the computer so just open the computer. Oh, there it is. You're right. You're right. Apple cider vinegar will kill cats. Sure. Google it. Google it. All right. So what's the name of this again?

Call it Cthulhu. Is there any kind of artist affiliated with it? I guess it's just the soundtrack. Original soundtrack by Sean Perkins and Daniel Pope. And what's that? Just a potluck case with a... a... Polycase with a really bad sticker. Yeah, a sticker that's about the size of a business card. That covers not nearly

half of it. And it's not placed on there very well at all. So you want to play this is what you're saying? Yeah, I want to play that. Alright, here we go. Call of Cthulhu. The Wasted Land. Here it is. Thank you. Oh, this heart, it will carry The wealth and fruit for life It's a long, long way to the valley

But my heart will carry Thank you. The The The The The The The I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Sean Perkins and Daniel Pope. Of the... Call of Cthulhu Wasted Land soundtrack. Yeah. I got the game while... You got the free version, right? Yeah. You want on Pirate Bay, guys?

There it is through the iPhone. Have you played the game at all? No. It looks kind of complex. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's on a phone? Yeah. Come on.

Let me see that. Look at that. It's like an RPG type game. I need a big screen for that. Oh, what? Chromecast that to your TV and play. And I think at first when you said it was a soundtrack for a video game and a new one, I thought it was some goofer just like dubbing the soundtrack onto tapes.

That's what I thought too. But I think it's like an official thing. No, this is officially released by the two guys who made it. The label, well, the label is called WEFT. W-E-F-T. That put it out. Which has put out a bunch of stuff

by this project Gusset. And Gusset is the duo of Dan Pope and Sean Perkins. I think we got another Gusset tape in Gusset is the duo of Dan Pope and Sean Perkins. I think we got another Gusset tape in the mailbag. Really? Yeah, I feel like I saw that name. Those dudes also somehow know the people who developed this game. I guess, right? Yeah, Red.

Everybody involved is from Bristol, UK. That's weird. That's pretty weird. I like it. I like a mystery in my life. Well, now it's solved. We solved it, though. We don't know how they know each other. There's a lot we don't know. Come on, Mike.

There's a lot we don't know. What are you talking about? There's a lot we don't know. I want to do the soundtrack for the next Angry Birds. I was watching this kid the other day, and somehow... Yeah, I was like... In the park?

You were at the park sitting on the park? You were at the park? I was at the park, but I had a newspaper with eyeballs cut out. So I was like looking through, just watching him. Like, what's he going to do next? No, I was watching this kid the other day, and somehow I brought...

Oh, there's an R2-D2 C-3PO clock in my downstairs, and he asked who they were, and I explained to him. And then I... You know, I said, have you seen Star Wars? He's like, four. He's never seen Star Wars. What, you want to watch Star Wars?

So I get the Star Wars laser disc popping in. That was another conversation all on its own. But, you know, he's asking the questions, who's that? That's C-3PO, who's that? That's Stormtrooper, blah, blah, blah. Darth Vader busts through, right? And he's like, oh, that's Darth Vader. And I i said how do you know who darth vader is i thought you never seen star wars and he says um he's a guy on the angry birds game i guess one of them

wears there's an angry yeah there's like a yeah well there's an angry bird star wars okay so that's where he knows darth vader that's where today's youth is uh figuring out who darth vader is it's from Angry Birds Star Wars. Went to the park with my two kids and that kid. Within five minutes, I lost him. I had no clue where he was. Because I was keeping track by every...

You can see... Well, I found him right away. But I'm keeping track of all the kids by seeing what color shirts they're wearing. Like, okay, there's three kids. You got that, you got that. You got that. You got that. He had a long green, he had a nice long sleeve,

green cotton, Polly. It was real nice. Real, had a good seam, green shirt. So I'm looking all around and I'm like, all right,

green shirt, purple shirt, blue shirt, green, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And then the kid in the green shirt, messed up. Cause you just kept repeating that green shirt, purple shirt, wandered off into traffic. No. And then the kid with the green shirt turned around and it wasn't him it was another kid another green shirt

and right away it threw my brain splashing did you like grab him on the shoulder and the kid turned around and he had like a beard that's a weird homeless man he turned around and it was me looking back at myself and all I could think of was I don't know the kid's last name.

I don't know his... I forget his mom's name. And I was like, I don't know how to get in touch with anyone. But no, I found him. So it's all cool. There you go. All right, good.

You forgot the kid's name and his mom's name? No, I forgot his mom's name and I never knew his last name. Why are you watching this, kid? I said, you didn't take down any information from this person? I got it. Come on. What I do on my't take down any information from this person. I got it. Come on.

What I do on my free time is my own business, Dave. If I feel like watching a four-year-old one day, I'm going to watch a four-year-old. Ain't nobody going to stop me, including you or Obama. Where's my wood? Find out. On the next episode. All right, whose turn is it?

Dave, your turn. Shit. Shit, fuck. Took me by surprise. God damn it. I want to play that tape that I had over here. Here it is. That came out on OTT.

What? OTT number two. OTTs and FOTs and crass. Top down dialectic. A new one on OTT. I think we played OTT number one. Yeah. This is a label that puts out...

Elizabeth and Collar. Elizabeth and Collar. This label puts out cass puts out clear cassettes with resealable poly bags they come in clear plastic bags with nothing else there's no information who runs alt is a mystery though they did send us a package and I

googled street view the address and it was just an abandoned lot really? I know street view is off by a little bit, but the mystery continues. I hope that was... That's awesome. That was awesome. I know, Dave.

All right. Top down dialectic. Yeah. Oh, this is all number two. This isn't the new one. They just put out a new one. I forget what it's called. And they have another one coming out.

Okay. All right. This is the second one. Well have another one coming out. This one's sold out. Too bad. Too bad. Here it is. so so so so so so so so so so so so uh so

so so so so so oh so Top down dialectic on what? Hold on, I'm picking my mailbag here. I like what? I like ought. I'm going to go with this one, speaking of ought, that you just talked about. Oh, okay, nice.

It's on construction paper. Lights turn, right? Top down dialectic. That's good. Dialectic. Self-titled what? One million dollars if you can figure out who runs the elusive label ought.

Send a self-addressed stamped envelope to Joby's address. Dave's peanutbuttersandwiches.blogspot.com Just click the banana. Don't forget to link me. I follow back. Is it my turn yeah sign my guestbook don't make jokes about it check out these cool pictures i like the scrolling it's like the picture it's just like a stock picture of a leopard lamborghini this would be a pretty cool website.

They're all sitting on the same line arranged really badly with no space in between any of them. Remember links that used to just be you hover over them and it opens the new link? You didn't have to click on it? Oh, so annoying. Music plays right away.

You know who does that shit? David Russell. A sound design recording. Music plays right away. You know who does that shit? Fucking David Russell. Yeah. A sound design recording, collapsed arc. Every time he puts a website together, it automatically plays sounds. You got to scroll all the way to the bottom

to turn it off. David, stop it. Jesus Christ. If anyone knows that man, can you please erase the code? You know he's just copying it from every website that he does to the next one.

Erase the code until he stops it. It's so annoying. Put it up top. Have it off by default. If I want to turn it on, I'll listen to it if I want to listen to it. Don't make me listen to it. Don't make me do it. Dave, look at this Instagram I follow. Flip it upside down.

Hold it sideways and shake it. What is this? I don't know. It is like weird old 80s pictures oh i like this this is tight joe b what do you like for a snack for a snack yeah send me some good instagrams um everyone said dave good instagrams to to dave wants instagrams.blogspot.tumblr snack huh yeah what do you like for a good snack like like a hummus with a tortilla okay yeah just a regular hummus and you're not flavoring it? No, I like a red pepper.

Throw some olives in it. Throw some olives in it. Throw some olives on it. I'm going to play a tape by Henderson, Mettler, Foisy Lachance. Built like a brick shithouse. Don't put your shoes up here anymore. What are those little shoes?

They're for a little doll. They're really small if you're listening and you want to know why it's so funny. Like real small. They're for some doll that hangs out around here. C52 on a Quebec label. Small scale music. Get off the shoes.

Give me some dignity. Oh. small scale music. Get off the shoes. Look how gross that is. Give me some dignity. Looks like an old woman with really bad arthritis. Her legs are all twisted to the side. This is a free jazz project. I'm not really sure if any of these people have done anything else. Jeff Henderson, Vicky Mettler, Rafael Fawazi,

Felix Lachance. Drums, bass, guitar, sax, clarinet. I'm like a baby. All right. You're giant hands in those tiny shoes. How did you grab them in there? Looks like the Michelin Man's legs. Joe, look at it from the back.

Joe, look at it from the back. Wait, wait, wait. Do the one with your wedding ring. Because I want it to be like, what do you wear? What do women wear when they get married? A garter belt? Do it again. If you squint, they're like, relax.

Oh, man. I got to get a picture of that. I want to fall asleep to that. Let's make a vine. It's good to have a good laugh. It's nice to have a good laugh every once in a while. It's good for the spirit. All right.

This tape, it's called, normally, this is another one that I wouldn't jump for. You know, it's called Built Like a Brick Shithouse. That's all it says on the spine, and it says it upside down. Ugh, the cover. I don't know. These two people are, like, in the bathroom playing with toilet paper. It's a bad picture. You can't tell what it is. I don't know. It's just nothing really to like about it, I guess. But it's awesome. Listen to this today. We're going to listen to it a little bit now. Let's do that.

Let's just jump in here somewhere. Wherever it's at. 100 copies. Came out last September. And... Put the shoes down. Anderson, Mettler, Fawazi, Lachance,

Billy Capriccio, C52, Small Scale Music, beautiful green shell. Look at that. That's... Ooh. Mmm.

Spread some butter on it and eat it. My grandma used to make it. ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. I'm gonna make it Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Henderson, Nettler, Foyzy. Foyzy. Foy. A chance. Built like a brick shithouse.

Cassette on small scale music. Came out early September, early last month. Still available. It's a good one. It's a long listen. It's nice. It's fun.

I like it. Scronky. Joby, what do you got? Me? Oh, me? Me? Me? Oh, me? Me? Me? Me.

Well. I was walking on the beach, and I saw a man, and the faster I ran, the farther away he got. He turned around, and it was me. Me. Ill Clinton. Ragnarok on US Natives. You sure we didn't play this yet? I don't think we did.

I think we played Morbidly Obeats. That was the other tape on this label. Yeah. But I think we talked about this tape. We talked about it, right? Just because it's ill Clinton. I like that. That's pretty good.

That is pretty funny. I like that. Here's the thing I don't like about this tape. There's no screws, so I don't know what the A side... And both sides, it's a green shell with a label, a black label that just says Ragnarok, Ilklin. And the other side says Ragnarok, Ilklin. So at this point, yeah, I don't know what the A side or the B side is.

Yeah, where are we at here? There's no indication. So put one in, rewind it, and then play it. Sometimes you can smell it. Oh, you can smell it. No, they desensitize this one. Oh, Dave dropped a shoe. That's what he was doing.

There you go. So you want to just flip this and we'll play that side? Yeah, flip. Yeah. Oh. Boom. But rewind it. But rewind it?

No, just play where it's at. All right. Enough with your rewinding. You're always rewinding. Sometimes you just got to let it be, Joe. Be kind. Dave, you still playing with those goddamn shoes? Well, I like the cross legs.

Wait, let me see. Lift it up. He's got to be sitting on something. He's me say lift it up that's real i like that a lot i think that thing should get a podcast all right ill clinton which is an excellent pun by the way it's real good ragnarok cassette on what's the name of the label? U.S. Natives. There it is. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Oh, Clinton. We'll be right back. were sending us updates about the tapes they were putting out and stuff like that. I don't remember. Like, constantly. But never sent us anything. But has never sent us anything. I think you wasn't able to send us that. I remember that on the, yes, on the, like, on the website where you had, where people

would send in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because if you go to TabsOut.com, click on new cassettes, you can submit the new cassettes you put out. We'll list them on the website. Yep. But, you know, you can also send them toettes you put out and we'll list them on the website. You know,

you can also send them to us. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't gonna spill cereal on your shirt for that. What? That's a new saying, yeah. Sick. Alright, Dave, your turn. Okay, okay, okay. How about we play

this... He's my boy, Dave. It's not over. Oh, here it is. We play this... He's my boy Dave. It's not over. Oh, here it is. We play this Rambutan Parishi. Parishi? Parishi. I think it's Parishi. Parishi.

Just met Mike Griffin in person last month. I should have asked him how he pronounces it. Yeah, me and Dave played a killer show in New York last month. In the Big Apple. Yeah, with Russell Anderson. We went to Times Square. We went to the 9-11 Memorial. We got a slice of pizza.

What else did we do? From Sbarro. Good old-fashioned New York. New York Sbarro, though. I think we saw the Bronklin Bridge. We went to an Applebee's in Times Square. We went to Wall Street. Did you see the naked cowboy?

I saw the naked cowboy singing this song. We went to filming of Fox and Friends. Did you go to the ice skating place? Yeah, we went to the 30 Rock. We waved behind Al Roker as he gave the local forecast. Did you hold a sign? We held the sign and said tabsout.com. What was I just going to say?

Oh, if you're going to play this tape, Dave. Yeah. I got a treat. Joe, you ready for a treat? Yeah, I like treats. Who doesn't like treats? Well, I like certain kinds of treats. Joe, you might. I bought some Rambutans. Oh, that looks like meatballs in a plastic bag. Yeah. You got Rambutans? Yeah. What are they?

Oh, they're balls of pubes apparently. It's like like weird it's like this brown ball with like where did you get it at i went for like eyes and mouths to open i think this is the gremlin that delivers the uh mr big tape uh i never i don't even know how to eat it you just pop it in your mouth you just pop the whole thing in your mouth with all these like thousands of hairs on it hold on let. Let's cut one of these. At the grocery store. At Acme in Charlie Square?

No, a shop right down the riverfront. They had these? Yeah. Really? I've never seen these. They've had them for a while because a year ago, I changed the price on them to $9.05 and took a picture. I got to laugh out loud.

I bet a couple people like that one on the little piece. I think I saw a picture of these online. I think they're juicing all over you. Oh, what is that? Oh, when you open it up. I saw a picture online like that one on Bill's Facebook. I think I saw a picture of these online. I think they're juicing all over you. Oh, what is that? When you open it up. I saw a picture online. They were canned. That's gross.

It's just like a... Hold on. It looks like a super bounce ball in there. What is that? So it's this brown furry ball, and when you open it up, there's like an egg made out of gelatin inside. I don't want to eat that. It looks like a Super Bowl. Joe, you're adventurous. Will you eat that?

I'll eat it. I'll eat it after you guys eat it and I'll see what happens to you. Man, if Red Bull gives you wings, what does this give you? It's juicy. Cut that open. It's like a cold testicle. Look at it. You pull it apart and all the juice falls out. Oh, you're just sucking.

The texture is so weird. Don't suck on it, Joe. Look at it. You pull it apart and all the juice falls out. Oh, you're just sucking. Oh, it tastes. The texture is so weird. Don't suck on it, Joe. Just bite it. You're going to be here all night. You're going to suck on that rare bouton. I feel like I'm licking a shaved nut. It's kind of kiwi-esque.

No, I like kiwis. I'm going to have one of these guys. It's nutty. I don't know why I bought four. Wait, does it have another thing in the middle of that? Yeah, that's the steed. Oh, this one was already open. Is that still good?

No, it looks like something from Alien. Oh, I had to suck that one. That was like vacuum stuck to the shell there. All right, what will we find? Rambutan, Parashi. We probably didn't say any of that right. Oh, don't leave that on the table. What, this?

I'm going to have nightmares about these things. Hand me the tape, Dave. I mean, you know what? It's good. Hand me the tape. This is a collab that came out on Tape Drift recently, I believe. It's called Monomania. Recorded in Del Mar, New York.

Are you supposed to eat the nut in the middle? I wouldn't eat the nut. No, you never eat the nut, right? That's the seed. Yeah, but it broke in half like a nut. I don't think there's a nut in the middle of it. Is there a fruit with a nut in the middle? Kind of nutty?

That's a seed. It tastes like a nut, though. Yeah. Joe, you might want to look that up before... It's not a nut. It's like mango skin. And there's bubble gum inside the nut. Joe Joe, you might want to look that up before... It's not a nut. It's like mango skin. And there's bubble gum inside the nut. Joe, but you might want to look that up in case it's poisonous or something. Yeah, I wouldn't eat the seed.

I wouldn't eat any of it. All right, let's play this tape. Ugh. All right. Rambutan and Parashi, Monomania, collaboration cassette on tape drift. Tricky. It tastes like a nut at first, but then it kind of tastes like a burnt tire. Like a seed, right?

No, seeds don't taste like burnt tires. I'm sorry. so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Rambutan and Parashi. Monomania collab. Dark. I like it. Yeah, man. I dug their sets. Yep. They played. Who, man. I dug their sets. Yep.

They played. Who else played that? Franklin Teagle. Franklin Teagle. Russell Anderson did the intro tonight. They were great. Reagan Youth played.

Reagan Youth played. Bad Brains played. They were great. Very hospitable. Hey, Fettus. What was the name of that venue? Do you remember?

Ah, goddammit. I don't remember what it was. But it was an awesome place, whatever it was. I'll look it up in adammit. I remember what it was. It was an awesome place, whatever it was. I'll look it up in a minute here. No, you won't. You're right, Dave. Don't tell me what I won't do. You're right. Alright, my turn? Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna...

That's my last pick, right? I'm gonna go with this tape by a project called Via App. V-I-A- A-P-P. Tape's called Dangerous Game. Came out somewhat recently, I believe, on the label 1080p. I think 1080p put this out. It's very hard.

Yeah, 1080p. Check out this cover, Joby. I like this cover a whole lot. What kind of factory's going on there? I have another tape from 1080p that I wanted to bring tonight, but I didn't have any room.

They also sent us a tape. They sent us a couple of tapes. The artwork on all of them are amazing, but I especially like one by Babe Rainbow, which is just like, oh, this dude. I can't even describe the look on his face. That factory produces a lot of waste. You think so? What are they making, though? I don't know. I can't even describe the look on his face. That factory produces a lot of waste.

You think so? Gross waste. What are they making, though? I don't know. I don't even think we're really seeing the inside. That's just the, you know, where the ooze comes out. They make rambutans in there. Yeah.

I hope so. This is a C40. It came out last month, actually. That place was called Prospect Range, by the way. Oh, Prospect Range. Yeah, that place is sick. In Brooklyn. And the art on this tape, which is awesome,

was done by Mason Lindroth. Via app is South Carolina born and now Boston based. 20-year-old Dylan Shear. South Carolina. Young guy. He can't even drink yet. Yeah, young guy.

There's no booze in that factory. Well, you You gotta get it somehow. It's pretty sweet, Abe. Let's just jump into wherever it's at. I like this beard with a crown that's walking down the steps in the background. Let me see. I like the details.

Where's he at? I see this ooze monster sitting here with a skeleton doing some sort of dance in front of him. That's the king, Dave. He's got a crown on. Yeah. Where's he going? I love the goop. This is such an awesome cover. There's this monster in the back with a foot on his

head. His own foot or somebody else's foot? He's got a leg coming out of his head. Okay, cool. Okay, cool. Pretty tight leg. Okay, cool. It's a classic color okay cool pretty tight okay cool like it's a classic color show that's the last piece of the puzzle

okay cool got it don't talk about it anymore though all done you know what this is actually rewound to the A side so we'll start in the A side track's called photogenic it looks like the band camp's correct which I'm looking at right now alright via app dangerous game

cassette on 1080p Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. uh Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You expected a big drop, but it did not. Mic were recorded. Oh, we're back? I could have done that. I could have danced all night. He's been doing that. Yeah, I like how just stop there, Dan. The entire time that tape was going.

Gets me going. Via app. Dangerous game. Cassette on 1080p. It's a C40. Let me see real quick. See if the tape's available. Yeah.

Seven bucks Canadian. Where's that Canadian money? Everybody's using that now. 1080p from British Columbia. So where is it? Are they British? Are they Colombian? Get it straight. Next.

What do you got, Joe? I got this Maruzio Bianchi MB tape. Split with Roadside Picnic. Wait, did we buy this one already? I think we did, did we? No, well let me see the cover. Is this on Fort Evil Fruit? Oh no, this is on a different label.

I think that one's on... This is on USSR. I think that other one was... Did we play this? I think we talked about it when I picked it out of the mailbag. I don't think we played it. Check. Because the reversible J card.

I remember talking about that, right? Yeah, we talked about that, but I don't think we played the tape. Maybe we did. we did we did episode 46 oh we did oh all right i bet you played it no i think i did i didn't think i brought it having a flashback back uh you can listen to that episode 46 record that back in uh may i got something else hold on now i put them all away reload we'll cut all this out here we'll play this tape i saw you took out my tape and i was like oh i hope he picks it here we'll play this pax titania tape that i got on my trip yeah you mentioned this in the beginning Well, good thing you're coming through with it. This is how it all comes around.

Paxitania on Hanson. Cult of the Colonist. I didn't know Hanson did a Paxitania tape. You played their one, I believe, on Chondritic Sound a bunch of shows ago. Yeah, a long time ago, right? I really dig this.

We all know the Hanson J-Card a bunch of shows ago. Yeah, a long time ago, right? I really dig this. A whole mess of shows ago. We all know the Hanson J-card template. The spines are always the same. Shit on the back. There's the, you know, they paste the picture over top of this image that's here. This is a nice one, though. This red ink on yellow paper.

What is that? A winged... Is that a bear? Or is that like a raccoon? A winged raccoon with a lady's body riding a giant weasel. Is that what's going on there? I don't think that's a weasel. So there I was. Just me and a

wolf and I think that's a winged raccoon lady riding a giant weasel. Owl head. Mike, I don't think you know what animals are. Wait, those are all animals I said i thought that was breakfast what do you guys like for breakfast what do you like for breakfast what kind of cereal you guys like raisin bran oh i don't really like cereal and don't like lots of little things well you know what i do race crispies you

know what i do though i buy no i like um i buy the store brand Raisin Bran, and I buy extra raisins. Oh, really? Yeah. You know what? I remember liking Raisin Bran. Why don't they make Crayson Bran? They do. Do they?

Yeah, in Canada. I should write a strongly worded tweet about that in Canada. Not like actual branded Crayson Bran, but they... I like Raisin Bran. What do you like, Joe? Cocoa Krispies. I like Cocoa Krispies. Oh, yeah. Wait, is that like the fruity pebbles coco krispies is that yeah yeah it's the flintstone cereal right no no that's fruity pebble that's that's coco pebbles okay coco pebbles coco

krispies what's that it's like chocolate rice krispies yeah same thing man right no it's different texture yeah i like um Captain Crunch because it hurts your mouth cuts it open I like something that reminds you I'm eating something I bet Captain Crunch was life is a cut mouth I bet he was

he was the stern captain if you put out a cassette under the project name Captain Crunch with the title life is a cut mouth and send it to us we'll definitely play it let's let that out the cats out of the back put that out there all right what are you playing joe nothing the one with the weasel give me the cover on it this weasley one What did you say? A winged raccoon lady It's an owl

That's definitely a human body though It is a human body Thank you very much It may or may not be a lady I'm going to see when this came out I just want to see when it came out What's the release number? 169

What did she say? release number? 169. What if it was? What'd you say? 168? 168. I got to go to the second page on Discogs. Went up to 163. I almost got it. Hold on.

It's getting cold in here. I got the fan on. It feels good. I know. I like it. I like it a little colder. It came out in 2007. 2007.

Old one. All right. Go. You ready to give it to me? Yeah, right go to give to me yeah all right go maybe it's like i don't like odd number temperatures Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm out. But copy and paste how I said Pax Titania the first time. Okay. I nailed it. Pax Titania. Pax Titania. Call of the Colonists on Hanson from 2007.

He keeps everything in print, right? Yeah, you can just get that. You'll just make another one, yeah. Tight. I like that. I believe. Yeah, if you've got the can sort it or whatever. You'll just make another one. I like that. I believe. Yeah, if you've got the resources, it's good. If you've got the time to dub it on a copy machine

or something. Yeah, I mean, how long does it take? You doing it real time or you doing it high speed? Either one. A couple minutes. Couldn't do it. What else are you doing? Do it while you watch something on Netflix one of those things that you watch over and over again

but you never really watch it you know what I mean like a show that you just memorize it so you just put it on like a Mr. Show like you watch Mr. Show I thought you were just always putting something on that you've never seen before, but just

don't pay attention to it every time you put it on. No, like something like, yeah. Arrested Development. Strangers with Candy. These are all good. Dave, you got one? Dave's going to say a bad one. No, It's Always Sunny.

I do it a lot. That's perfect. Alright. You want to take us out, Dave? Episode number 54. Sure. Thanks to Russ Alderson for the intro there. Oh, Dave, where are you about with the next Chromedome tape?

This is subscription series tapes. It should be done in the next couple weeks. You got something nice planned out. I like it a lot. It's a surprise. Did you do any more prototypes? We can talk about it if you want. No, I didn't do any more prototypes. It's a surprise. You want to talk about it? Do you do any more prototypes? We can talk about it if you want. You did? No, I didn't do any more prototypes.

Just give a brief description real quick of what the next tape is. The packaging. It's a cassette that is, believe it or not, it's sealed in plaster. It's sealed in a plaster brick. You got to break it open to listen to it. Yeah. It's going to look nice. It's going to a plaster brick. You've got to break it open to listen to it. It's going to look nice. It's going to be nice.

The subscription tapes, of course, if you go to TabsOut.com on the internet or on your Android or your tablet, there's a thing at the top that says something like, let's look, advertise slash donate. And if you go to that, it'll tell you about how you get tapes.

It's like 50 bucks to get four tapes a year or something like that, right? Three or four. Something like that. If we got it all worked out. Like a sticker if you're lucky. Imagine that. Or a pin. A badge if you're over the pond. Alright, Dave. Take us out.

Take me home tonight. Alright, I'm going to play this Lindsay Dobbin tape. Lindsay. Arrival on Finery. Finery. A fine label. Yes. Another Denmark label.

Oh, yeah? Yes. A lot of international stuff tonight. Our friends abroad. And this is quite a looker. Well, that is nice. I like it. It's just a black and white,

kind of silhouetty almost. That's tight. Yeah, Finder is a pretty new label. Yeah. A very new label. This is number seven. Yeah. Put out some nice stuff.

Definitely worth checking out. Actually, I think I did... Two long burners on that one. I did... Yeah, two half-hour jammies. I wrote up something about some new labels that I was digging on Tabs Out. I put it up there. I believe Finery was one.

I feel silly for not knowing right now. Mike, we get it. There's a Tabs Out website. Yeah, but I get... I get... I put something on the website. For every hit, I get a Bitcoin voucher and I exchange that Bitcoin voucher

for Canadian dollars. I use those Canadian dollars and I invest in doggy coin. And that's how he pays everybody back. That's how I pay people back. Alright, I won't talk about it anymore. Jesus Christ. You know, I only have a few things in my life

that give me joy. Tell us another story about your kids. You know, I only have a few things in my life that give me joy. Tell us another story about your kids. You know what? I tell very few stories about them, Joe. Give me a break. Three tonight. All right. Lindsay Dobbin, Arrival Cassette on Finery.

Closing out episode number 54. I hope we didn't talk too much. Killed in cars, too. Stupid. I hate you. What do you guys do for brunch? I don't like brunch. I hope we didn't talk too much Killed in cars too Stupid I hate you What do you guys do for brunch? I don't like brunch See I just got brunch for the first time at Homegrown the other day

Did you get like a Well we went After I I went with you to brunch? Yeah That was brunch? That was brunch Oh that's why you got the

I got chicken and waffles It was veggie chicken and waffles It was the best waffle I've ever eaten in my life And I didn't know that was an option, so I got that sandwich. Yeah, you got lunch. You just got regular lunch. I know, and I didn't enjoy it. First time I got brunch, it was good.

I didn't enjoy it at all. Nice. The waffle tasted like ice cream. Was there ice cream on it? No. It just tasted like ice cream. An ice cream flavored waffle. Yeah.

That sounds delicious. With the chicken, but it was buffalo chicken and waffles, not just regular chicken and waffles. What do you guys like for appetizers? Oh, well, nachos. Wait, nacho appetizer? I like the nacho main course. You know what would be tight? If you could get a hot waffle stuffed with cold

ice cream. I went to high school to get a new hot waffle. A hot waffle stuffed with cold ice cream? Like a chimichanga? The Bruno. That would be delicious. Maybe one of those. Probably be easier to just put the ice cream on the. The Bruno. That would be delicious. Probably be easier to just put the ice cream on the outside though, right?

Yeah, I think so. Rather than injecting each waffle and hoping it doesn't melt and seep out. It's probably easier to just put it on top. I say just put it on top. It might be easier just to dip the waffle. Waffle sticks and a bowl of melted ice cream. But I feel like the heat hitting your mouth

before the cold is the key to making like an Alamode or anything. I hear if you dip Oreos in milk and then put them in a plastic bag and freeze them. They're incredible. They're incredible later. Yeah. Frozen milk?

I don't know what it is. Sounds gross. Yeah. Why not? It's just ice cream. Right? why not it's just ice cream I think there's a little more to it I think most ice cream you buy there's not going to be any milk in it you just freeze milk and it gets sweet

somehow it's the way you stir it up you just freeze milk and you pray next to the freezer it speeds up the ripening of the milk alright let's go and you pray next to the freezer. It speeds up the ripening of the milk. Alright. Alright, let's go. Alright, alright.

Wrap it up. Lindsay Dobbin, Arrival on Finery. Thanks for listening. Episode 54. Thank you. The Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. The The The The The Thank you. The Thank you. The The The Thank you. The The Thank you. The Thank you.