Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #56 | 11.9.14
Episode Date: November 9, 2014Floralplasm, Roan Linden, Cave Bears, Special People, Thomas Gerendás, Joe Bastardo and Howard Stelzer, Deaths Dynamic Shroud.wmv, Drophead vs. Silent Land Time Machine, Mincemeat or Tenspeed, Cenot...e Glow, Sunroom, Hello Keller, QBLA, Wizards Tell Lies, Jaques le Shot, and Xunholm.
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Hi, I'm Howard Stelzer and you're listening to the Tabs Out Podcast.
How was that? Was that okay? Tropical.
Hi, Dave.
Hi, Joe.
You're not talking to me correctly. What? Why not? You've got to talk to me correctly. Hold that way. Hi, Dave. Hi, Joe. You're not talking to me correctly.
What? Why not?
You gotta talk to me correctly.
Hold that way.
There you go.
I know.
Tabs out, because I podcast.
I'm not used to this new mic.
It's not even new anymore.
You just don't show up.
If you were here, Joe.
How'd that sound?
Oh, you know what I just realized, Dave?
You sound like an angel.
I can't hear myself in my headphones.
Oh, you can't?
I can't hear you or myself or Mike.
How's that?
So anyone.
Anyone.
Can you hear now?
You can't hear anything.
Yeah.
What can you hear?
Why did you need to tell us?
I couldn't hear anything.
Okay, that's all you had to say.
Yeah.
Tabs Octaset Podcast, episode number 56.
What?
Is it 56?
I thought it was 55.
55.
The only number...
Divisible by itself.
Twice.
How you guys doing?
Two times. Dave, did you fix the sound effects or what, man?
Oh yeah, big time.
All right.
Big time.
We're back, baby!
We can't backtrack.
What do you mean?
You can't do the effects and then all of a sudden stop doing them.
Well, we don't have them anymore.
Well, I told Mike I want to save effects
when it's just us three.
All right.
I want there to be an episode
where it's just sound effects.
We can't say anything.
All right.
That's good.
But we each need our own board.
Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely.
And we can have like conversations
and then we'll go into tapes
because then people will know
like whose effects are whose.
You know?
If you listen to it, you'll be like,
that was Dave.
Who wants to play tape? Mike's got a
clown horn.
The nose.
I don't know. Who wants to go first?
Why don't you go, Joe? You want me to go?
I don't know if I'm ready.
You got a stack there, huh?
I don't know.
Can I give you a suggestion? Start off with this guy. Why not? I don't know if I'm ready. I don't know if I'm ready. You got a stack there, huh? Well, I don't, yeah, I don't know. You know what?
Can I give you a suggestion?
Yeah.
Start off with this guy.
Yeah?
Yeah, let's do that.
All right.
If you want to.
Yeah, that's good.
Let's do the B side of that, though.
Wait, you need to rewound?
Yeah.
Not that much, though.
Just a little bit.
Say you're watching this, man.
Maybe like two tracks from the B side.
Because these are the shorter tracks.
Rewind it all the way?
Yeah, let's do all the way.
Engage.
This is Engage.
A tape called Floroplasm.
Floroplasm.
How do you say that?
Algaeic.
Algaeic.
Algaeic.
Yeah, it's like, well, it's like algae, but ick.
Algaeic.
Algaeic.
Algaeic.
Yeah, algaeic.
Like if you're allergic to algae. You're algaeic. You're algaeic. Floroplasm.gaeic. Yeah, algaeic. Like if you're allergic to algae.
You're algaeic.
You're algaeic.
Fluoroplasm.
These are two local guys.
Local dudes.
Jamie Orlando and Ian Franklin, friend of the show.
Ian Franklin, who's been here a few times.
He's been on a couple of eps.
Tabs out.
Contributor.
Dave, you said that with fury.
Yeah.
I thought he was going to headbutt the microphone.
Tabs out.
Contributor.
Yeah, official.
What was that? It's a stamp. That wass out. Contributor. Yeah, official. What was that?
It's a stamp.
That was a stamp.
It was a wet one.
It sounded like a transformer.
It's a stamp of a transformer.
Optimus Prime.
All right.
Yeah.
Maybe that's who your notary is.
Yeah.
Optimus Prime is my notary.
Transformers, Notary Republic.
They're pretty good.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Reliable.
Not very friendly, though.
No.
It's the Decepticons,
so yeah,
they're not very friendly.
Floroplasm.
Dudes from around here,
Ian Franklin,
Jamie Orlando,
collab,
this first tape,
pro-dub,
self-release Jamie.
Yeah,
looks really nice.
I really like that shell with the little, with all thelease jammy. Yeah, it looks really nice. I really like that shell with the
little... Oh, with all the guys around it.
Yeah, like, what is it? Honeycomb or
something? Yellow shell with a bunch of...
They're like flowers. Maybe algae.
Oh, maybe it's algae.
Tiny little guys. Single-celled organisms.
Yeah, all overlapping, going around the
center. And then there's one guy
a little off here. Breaking off there a little bit.
You think he's breaking off? I think he's just showing up.
Hey, what's up, dudes?
Hey, sorry I'm late.
You want to play something off the B-side?
Yeah, let's play like two tracks off the B-side.
Oh, sweet. A Glass Pretzel is the first track.
I like that track a lot.
I like pretzels.
You like glass pretzels?
No.
I don't even know what you're basing that on.
Alright, well let's get into this.
Floroplasm.
Algae-ic cassette, self-released.
Brand new guy. Thank you. so
so so
so Thank you. so
so I'm going to go to the next one. Oh, my God! I'm sorry. so
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I'm going to go back to the front.
I'm going to go back to the front. I don't know. Okay. your eyebrows does it look like i'm looking in your eye floroplasm wait if i look does it looks
like you're looking at my forehead Really?
Is there something on my forehead?
I do this trick all the time
I thought it worked
Floroplasm
Oh really?
Okay
Floroplasm off of
How did we land on saying
Algae-ic
That's I think
That's what we landed on
Self-release tape
Maybe bank
Something like that
Yes
Yeehaw Yeeh yes good one Dave
I've never seen that movie
no?
what, Son of a Woman?
yeah, Son of a Woman
I don't get the reference
Son of a Pretty Woman with Julia Roberts
the toothy broad from Mystic Pizza
that's what Ron says
on Parks and Rec
He comes and goes
Oh what is that
The Toothy Broad from Mystic Pizza
I like that
That's pretty funny
Alright Dave
You wanna play a date
Is this a hunting game
Yes I would love to play a game
Parks and Rec is a good show
It's fine
They got a lot of good jokes
It was a good show
You know I was watching it
And then it just ended
The series ended
And I had no clue that...
I thought it just came on.
Didn't it just come on TV, like, a few years ago?
What do you mean?
It's been on for, like, seven years.
Really?
Yeah, seven or eight years.
I thought it was, like, two or three years.
It's not over.
What?
They still have another...
They're doing season seven.
Oh, are they?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought it was over.
No.
It seemed like it was over.
I thought it was the last season, too.
The next season's, like, three years in the future.
It's on the Lost Island. It's on the Lost Island. Yeah, I'll watch that. And there like it was over. I thought it was the last season, too. The next season's like three years in the future. It's on the Lost Island.
It's on the Lost Island.
Okay, yeah.
I'll watch that.
And there's Cylons.
I'll watch that.
And that's where Walter White goes, because he didn't really die.
Oh, this is getting better and better.
It's pretty good.
I'm definitely going to watch it now.
All right, Dave, what do you got?
Don't give away all our ideas for free, by the way.
Some big-time movie exec is smoking a cigar right now listening.
Well, not right now.
If you are a PayPal...
If you are a big movie exec...
If you are a PayPal?
Well, I got a little ahead of myself.
If you are a big movie exec, just make sure you PayPal us
if you use any of these ideas.
At PayPal.com.
You'll find our profile.
All right, Dave.
Go to MySpace.com slash cool movie
cool movie cool movie tips go to dave's friday recipe.blogspot.com slash movie ideas
and then click on the there's a little gif of a um one of those things it's like take one
click on that it's real small it's like you want to turn your speakers down that's like, take one. Click on that.
It's real small.
You want to turn your speakers down because the music's going to start.
It's a MIDI version of Eye of the Tiger
starts playing. Real loud.
Full volume.
Alright, Dave, what do you got?
Play tape.
Quit yapping, Joe.
I'm going to play a cassette.
I'm going to play this Rone Linden tape that came out on Golden Cloud recently.
Ah.
Who is Roan Linden?
Roan Linden.
I'm trying to find the shell.
Do you have it over there?
Sounds like an NPR personality.
No.
Are you kidding me?
Roan Linden?
That's way too plain.
Roan Linden?
Yeah.
No, it's weird enough.
That's weird enough.
For NPR, really?
You think so?
Because you can do like Michelle Norris.
You know what I mean?
Norris is regular, but...
It would have to be like Roan Linden.
Roan Linden.
And I'm Roan Linden.
Yeah.
I'm going to play...
What's on the cover here, Dave?
This is a John Pyle tape.
Yeah, it is.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let me see.
This is like either people who are into like snm
stuff or maybe something maybe it's something like for horse racing whoa do horses wear that
when they race oh they may be something for horse racing i don't get the reference
it's like oh i like this silver ink on the black shell that That looks tight. Yeah, it looks really good.
I don't really know anything about this project.
There's more of that shit inside.
Yeah, it's weird.
Is that a double-ended dildo?
Let me see.
Calm down.
Right in the middle.
Right there, that thing.
I hope it is now.
I'm not just seeing a doll and a dildo.
I think that's a thing for a horse.
They put it in their mouth.
I don't know what it's called.
A gag?
Not a gag.
For sexual stuff?
No.
Mike, I don't think you know what sex toys look like.
Get that back.
What is it then, really?
Maybe that's what his dick looks like at the end.
Why?
What do yours look like?
Whatever.
There's a lot of loops and leather in here and stuff.
This black and white artwork looks tight, though.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
So did we land on who Rowan Linden is?
Yeah, I don't know anything about the project.
Did we ever make it there?
Golden Cloud doesn't really say much about him either so it's a mystery good pr over
there golden cloud yeah it's up dropping stuff show all right we're gonna play something from
this roan linden residential services cassette on new one on on Golden Cloud, Dave? Yeah, still available.
Still available.
All right, let's go. Thank you. Thank you. The The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so
so I'm not sure what I'm doing here. so
so I'm going to get you out of here. I was more aware of the situation. I dreamed of a soft cloud. Everything was covered in sand. I fell on my head.
I felt like I was falling.
I felt like I was going to die.
I felt like I was going to die.
I felt like I was going to die.
I felt like I was going to die.
I felt like I was going to die.
I felt like I was going to die.
I felt like I was going to die.
I felt like I was going to die. I felt like I was going to die. Ron Linden.
I like that.
Two cuts.
I was going to say, because I forgot we could do that.
It was weird.
We played two tapes from, or two stuff from the two tracks.
We played two stuff.
Walk on the tabs out when we always, sometimes, play two stuff.
Nice.
I'm going to kick into it another gear.
Oh, what?
Oh, yeah?
Shifting gears, huh?
Shifting gears.
Is this slow down for the ladies? No, no, no. We're gears, huh? Shifting gears. Is this slow down
for the ladies? No, no, no. We're gonna
get into a weird zone.
Let me figure out where I put this.
Ah. Here he is.
What is that guy?
Meep, meep, meep.
Meep, meep, meep, meep. Look at that little guy.
Or is he more like
No, the
Do, let me hear the first one.
Meep, meep, meep, meep. Give hear the first one. Me, me, me, me.
Give me the other one.
Can you do something that's like
in between the two?
This is
a release on the label
No Basement is Deep Enough.
This label who makes...
There's something I wrote up on the
Tabs Out Deckcam about their packaging.
They do insane packaging. A lot of
handmade stuff. Weird, handcrafted
little objects.
And this is the Cave Bears
tape. And it comes
in this little...
Is that felt? That's not felt. What is that?
Some kind of plushy material.
Do you remember that game at Chuck E. Cheese's
where these guys kind of look like these guys?
Oh, you knock them over with the balls?
It was like a cannon.
You shot a cannon at them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a little purple fuzzy guy
with green eyes and paper teeth.
Is that M&M's on there?
Can I eat those?
I already thought about picking those off.
Don't pick off his eyes.
And the little tape's inside there.
I like it.
It's a little tape?
Got some glue in his ears.
It's a regular size tape.
Oh, all right.
It comes out the top.
I wish it came out of the bottom
so it looked like he was pooping it or something.
Yeah, but then when you'd hold it,
it would just fall out.
What?
No, you know, you gotta pull it.
You gotta yank.
Oh, all right.
It's a hard one.
I wish it was in an O card
and it had monster brains printed on it.
Oh, that's, gotta go back.
Gotta go back in time, Marty.
We gotta tell them about it.
This came out in 2012, I believe.
No Basement is Deep enough, number 10.
Early one.
They have a,
if you haven't looked at some of the stuff
they've done, J. and Dave Doyen.
I'll check it out.
Just check it out.
On the internet?
Yeah, just jump on the net.
Man, you can see all kinds of stuff on there.
You can get everything done.
Like what?
I saw this YouTube video.
Oh, yeah, there's the YouTube video.
The kid gets the shit out of his finger.
And you can watch it slow down.
He's like,
Whoa.
Sorry. Bye. I saw that. He hit it out of his finger. And you can watch it slow down. He's like, Whoa. Charlie bit my finger.
You ever watch slow motion Charlie bit my finger?
No.
It's pretty good.
Is it real?
It's probably real.
I'm sure it is by now.
On your YouTube channel.
Well, let's play this little plush.
What do you call them?
That could be a thing you could get into.
You could just have a YouTube channel of slowed down other youtubes okay yeah not music
just like regular videos yeah like the popular ones no not even popular ones just anyone i find
zero views do the zero views slow down slow down yeah that's a good idea that's a good idea yo
someone should really start that blog zero view view YouTube slowdown. How can you search and find a YouTube video that has zero views?
You got to make that a more concise title.
No, I think Josh Milrod and Jesse DeRosa showed us how to do this.
Search on YouTube for like.wmv and recently added.
And it's people who don't know how to like upload to YouTube.
Like they don't know how to change the name of the video,
and it's just somebody, you know,
like, it's something stupid, and no one's seen it.
So those slow down.
Yeah.
Or any effects, right?
No, just slow down.
I want star wipes, constant star wipes.
Any effects.
Mostly slow down.
Slow down is your bread and butter.
The other effects, every once in a while, you get something special. All right, do it. All right, we go. Mostly slow down. Slow down is your bread and butter. The other effects, every once in a while,
you get something special.
All right.
Do it.
All right.
Play that tape.
Play that slow down tape.
All right.
Cave bears.
Oh, I love the yellow shell coming out of the purple.
I wonder if they're all purple,
if all these little monsters are purple.
Hmm.
Or if they're all different colors.
We may never know.
I don't know,
but I hope you don't keep that in your bedroom.
Oh, this?
No, keep this outside.
I made a cage for it.
Out of milk cartons.
Crawl off the shelf and nibble at your feet
while you're sleeping.
Cave bears.
DIY spells die, which it doesn't,
but tape on.
No basement is deep enough. Here we are.
Everybody just clap your hands
and jump up and down
in place.
Country, western industry, specifically what it takes to make a star.
So what does it take to make a star?
You might think that it's a combination of a lot of different things than in most industries it is.
But in the country, western industry, there's only one thing that makes a star, and that is having the form of an early childhood visual auditory hallucinations.
In Mike Lindsay Farmer's cookbook it says that you're in a JOLO movie. The only reason you're going to be having hallucinations is as part of an insurance scam or something that's going to do something to you. So I tell you, if you, like me, are a jail heroine, to ignore the unauthorized
thing to tell you to be a country in Western Star, because it probably just means you're
an heiress, and you don't know it. But if you actually are a legitimate country in Western
Star, these country hallucinations will applause them as a full-grown mutation, right?
And soon you'll be intercepting these transmissions telling you what to think.
You know, if you're Charlie Pryde, you sing about humility.
And if you're Chet Atkins, you play the banjo about humility.
And they'll tell you exactly what you need to do, and you'll already know it.
Alright? You'll be on the radio if you play the Grand Ole Opry, right?
And so in transmission to the Grand Ole Opry, we're going to present our first tape here,
okay? And this is on the subject of the High Fine Hoedown.
Okay, so let's pick it up a little bit. Let's start out with the High Fine Hoedown.. I want to go to Flint! I want to be in Flint! I want to be in Flint! I want to be in Flint! so I'm going to kill you today.
It's time for you to die right now!
I hate this band!
We record it over...
We record it over...
We're recording over your stupid band!
Fuck you!
Your man sucks!
You're stupid! You're stupid! Die!
Die!
You're stupid!
You're stupid!
You're a fucking asshole!
You're a stupid idiot!
You're an asshole!
Die!
I'm gonna kill my mom! I'm gonna kill my mom.
I'm gonna kill...
Killing this dog.
Cutting his head off and drinking the blood.
Very good.
I like drinking the blood from the dog's head.
I like cutting off...
With my knife.
And I killed him! Oh, my God. music
music
music
music
music
music
music
music
music
music music Dog cave bears.
Chicago.
Chicago.
You guys know about...
Who was the sausage king of Chicago?
Tim Allen.
From Ferris Bueller.
Oh, I don't know.
He was...
When they're at the restaurant
trying to get the table.
The sausage king of Chicago. I can't remember. When they're at the restaurant trying to get the table. The Sausage King of Chicago.
I can't remember.
Joe, have you seen Ferris Bueller's Tale?
Maybe like once or twice.
What?
I don't know anybody that's only seen that movie once or twice.
Yeah, that's kind of weird.
Not one of my favorite movies.
All right.
What do you got, Joe?
Is it my turn?
Yeah.
Isn't it?
Yeah.
You are correct, sir.
The Sausage King of Chicago.
What are you Googling something?
I'm Googling the Sausage King of Chicago.
What's it say?
Abe Froman.
Oh, Abe Froman.
All right.
I do know that.
Stand-up guy.
All right.
Moving on.
That's closure now.
Special people.
Special people. There's a band from Baltimore. There's closure now. Special People. Special People.
There's a band from Baltimore.
There's a sticker on the table.
With the Delaware connection.
Yeah, my friend Matt's in that band.
And Alex, who does MT6 or MT5.
Both, right?
Both.
Really digging the imprint on the cassette shell here.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's called David Carradine style.
And there's a picture of David Carradine just rocking out on an acoustic guitar.
And you got a red shell, right?
Nice.
With silver imprinting.
Is that silver or gold?
That's silver.
Let me see.
Dave, you're a font man.
What font is that?
Yeah.
What font is it?
Yeah, you're a font man.
You described all the font magazines.
I don't know.
A really thin font.
Really thin sans serif font. Special going one way. I was going to say that. Damn it. And then people going the other magazines. I don't know. A really thin font. Really thin sans serif font.
Special going one way
and then people
going the other way.
I used sans in a sentence
with Mike on the phone
the other day.
I really hit it hard too
to make sure that
I wasn't sure
if he got the reference.
I didn't.
No, I didn't.
Special people.
Anyway, the words
going the opposite ways,
they overlap each other.
It looks awesome.
Yeah.
It looks cool.
Yeah.
Play the A-side, Mike.
Does MT5 put anything out?
Do you guys know?
MT6 is the cassette label, right?
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
Oh, yeah, MT6, yeah.
I'm not sure either.
No, MT5 is the...
Oh, yeah, that sounds right.
...is the tape label.
MT6 is the...
I bet he's dubbed over some Care Bears tape
and wrapped it in duct tape
and threw it in a river or something.
And maybe it'll float upstream
and we'll get it.
Alright, you want to play this special people tape?
Jump right in. Cold listen. David Carradine style.
What's the label? I think they put this out
themselves. Well, let's double check
and then I'll press play.
Sausage King of Chicago.
Self-released?
Alright, here it is I wake up darkness, are you boning? Leave it a shine
Move and say the questions and leave the lies
You want to put up shit He wants to die alone
He can't be liked in the light
He wants all that stuff The possessions of the chosen ones were lost at sea
You gave yourself the answers and gave them to me
Living the underground
Living with silent sound Me Living in the underground
Living with silent sound
It was all in your head
It all lost in time
It was a blue sky
It was a gloomy room
We did it like in a lie
It was all my fault Thank you. guitar solo You must go I'm running low
I'm running low
You must go
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh Thank you. Special people.
Special people.
Let me get my headphones on.
Oh, Mike, turn your headphones up.
Special people, David Carradine style.
Self-release, you say, Joe, right?
Yes.
I like that.
I know this is a weird thing to say,
but this color scheme is tight.
It's like gray, red, and black.
That is weird.
It looks tight.
I like how on the inside,
it's like white, black, and red
with a little gold numbering.
That's nice.
A little gold pen and number the tape.
That's nice.
You got 14 out of 100 here, Joe.
You should be proud of yourself.
You did pretty good.
You did pretty good.
14 out of 100.
That is failing.
Not bad. That's Emma Smith's number. 14 out of 100 here, Joe. You should be proud of yourself. You did pretty good. You did pretty good. 14 out of 100. That is failing. Not bad.
That's Edmund Smith's number.
14 out of 100.
That's not true.
Yeah, because there's so many Smiths in the league.
The back of his jersey is 14 out of 100.
It's true.
I don't believe it.
Snopes it, man.
You're pulling my chain.
Whose turn is it?
David.
I forgot.
You forgot? I forgot it was my turn. So now it's going David. I forgot. You forgot?
I forgot it was my turn.
It's going to take me a second to figure out what I want to play.
Play a sound effect or something in the meantime.
Play a sound effect or two or something.
You know what? I know what I'll play.
I'm going to play this
four-way split
on La Cajou that just came out recently
called Sustainability Solutions.
I'm going to play it. Thomas Grennan
does a track on it. That's the dude that
does artwork for
Get a Naturalist. Yes.
I heard this track.
This is a tight track. Yeah, this is a really good track.
Some cool in the gang.
Oh, I like cool in the gang. Cool in the gang.
Let me see that thing.
Lockahoo just released a triple
cassette comp of all Montreal artists.
Yes.
And this came out in a batch right before that, right?
Yes.
I think we played something from that batch.
There was that Winter Ritual tape,
Andres Brandl split.
Yeah.
It wasn't that.
And then that Black Thread and somebody else.
Yeah, and something else.
Something we played. It was Black Th, and something else. Something we played.
It was black thread and something else.
Is that what we played?
I don't think so, no.
It's a mystery.
We might never know.
I like the...
There really is no way to find out.
I like how La Cujo has kept this separate spine piece
that goes along with the front cover.
They didn't do it for the comp.
No, they didn't, which that's what I was getting to.
I'm a little upset about that.
It comes in one of those tall vinyl boxes.
Dave's got it over there, Joe, if you want to look at it.
It's right... Yeah, there it is. You got it.
Get your paws on it.
It comes in one of those tall vinyl boxes, but it doesn't have the thing.
It doesn't have the thing.
You can throw the thing in there.
Send us the thing.
Send us the thing.
I want you Tab Zelda.
I want you to play the Ghost Taco track instead.
Ghost Taco?
That's pretty good.
Alright, Dave, but you're going to play this...
Yeah, I'm going to play the Thomas Grenadas track.
Is it Grenadas or like... Grenadas.
Gren something.
Grenadas.
Because it's like G-E-R, right?
G-E-R-E-N-D-A-S
with an accent over the A.
Who knows how to say that?
Garen Das.
So also on this split is Triton, I Am Just a Pupil, and Jesse Summers.
I don't know anything about any of those people, but the whole split's really good.
I like it.
Joe, would you call this a split or a comp?
How many people is it again?
Four.
Four.
Four-way split. Four-way split. Five is a comp, right? call this a split or a comp? How many people is it again? Four. Four-way split.
Five is a comp, right?
Five is a comp.
We all agree.
Yeah.
I love these mutual...
Wow.
It doesn't happen that often.
No, it doesn't happen that often.
It just did.
It just did.
All right.
I changed my mind, then.
It's a comp.
I think so, too.
You got me.
What side is it on?
The Band-Aid side or the other side?
We're going to play the Band-Aid side.
Let me pop her in.
Into that warm jacuzzi.
All right.
Thomas Garandaz, or something close to that.
Four-way split.
Sustainability Solutions, La Cajou, number 36.
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We're back.
Having a very important conversation there.
Uh-huh.
Thomas Garandaz from the four-way split on Laka,
who recently released, possibly still available.
I didn't check.
Am I a check?
Yeah, you're a check.
I think it is, yeah.
Dave thinks it is.
It took me a long time to figure out what that
song he was
It sounded like he just slowed it down a little bit
and was adding some effects to it
and stuff. It was cool in the gang.
You sent me a message asking what that
was from and I was like, I know what it's from.
I just can't pinpoint it.
Cool in the gang.
Cool in the gang.
Not just cool.
I'm talking about cooling the gang. Cool in the gang. Cool and the gang. Not just cool. Cool and the gang. Oh, I'm talking about cooling the gang.
Never mind.
Cooling the gang.
Yeah, cooling the gang.
Cooling.
All right, I'm going to play a tape that I just released.
Oh!
I'm waiting for Dave to do a sound effect.
Oh, he's not going to do it.
Didn't have to be that one.
Did you see what I did there?
I see what you did.
I was...
You clowned me.
No, I was clowning myself
because I couldn't...
I put my guard down
and you clowned me.
I couldn't find the sound effect fast enough.
Oh, so that was a burn on D.
Oh, that was a burn on U?
Yeah.
All right, I get it now.
I feel better.
You didn't clown me.
You self-clowned yourself.
Self-clown.
Self-clown.
Tell us more about it, Mike.
Well, I'll tell you about the whole batch that
i just released on nine and five tapes let's hear it go to the internet google nine and five tapes
to get to the website i don't think there's a website anymore um can you explain charles
a millions cassette uh german army and this one right here jo Joe Bastardo and Howard Stelzer,
at ease collaboration.
905-186.
The next one's scary.
187, you know what that means.
That's the German Army one.
That makes sense.
Yeah, armies kill people.
Yeah, armies kill people.
Armies murder people.
Who did the intro for tonight.
It sounded like he was being forced to do it. He really didn't want to do it. He was like, hi, this is Howard Steltzer. Army's murder people. Who did the intro for tonight. It sounded like he was being forced to do it.
Like he really didn't want to do it.
He was like, hi, this is Howard.
Seltzer Jr., I guess you should listen to Tabs Out or something.
All right, good enough?
He didn't seem too enthusiastic.
No, I thought it was good.
I enjoyed it.
I liked it too.
I'm going to listen to it again when I get home.
Joe B., I really like the art that you did for this one.
The ear plant.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, that is tight.
Tell us about that, Joe.
Two ears going down to a...
Little root system.
A root system.
What does that mean, Joe?
Oh, I don't know.
What does this mean, Joe?
What were you thinking
when you created this?
What does that symbolize?
What does that symbolize?
What is the meaning?
I think I read you that
from some weird comic.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, it's tight. Joe B., who does all the artwork for 9 to 5 Tapes? Give him a hand. I think I redrew that from some weird comic. Okay. Yeah. Well, it's tight. Joby, who does all
the artwork for 9 of 5 Tapes? Give him a hand.
I love him.
Good job, Joe. Sometimes on time.
Well, no. I wouldn't go that far.
Alright, let's play something off of side B
on this jammer.
Vector Checkbook. Dub.
From Joe
Bastardo and Howard
Seltzer. at ease collaboration.
I haven't heard it yet.
I'm sorry.
Not on five tapes. Thank you. I'm going to have ahead and do that. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure Thank you. um so Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I love you. so Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. I'm going to go get some more fish.
I'm going to go get some more fish.
I'm going to go get some more fish.
I'm going to go get some more fish.
I'm going to go to go back up there. Thank you. Joe Bastardo
and Howard Seltzer
Seltzer
Seltzer
Seltzer
Seltzer
People like to say salsa
What do they like to say?
Salsa
What?
What?
Huh? It's from Seinfeld.
You didn't get that reference?
No.
At ease collaboration.
I've only seen most Seinfeld episodes one or two times.
Yeah?
Yeah.
He's the only Seinfeld guy, huh?
Are you only saying that because of the Ferris Bueller thing?
No, that's true.
That's true.
Dave, have you seen Star Wars yet?
No.
What are you guys thinking about the new one?
I don't care about it.
I'll say it.
Yeah.
I'll check it out.
Dave, you should start with the newest one.
Start with the newest one and go backwards?
Jump right on it.
Well, maybe they'll get better as it goes on that way.
Yeah, actually.
You'll be like, oh, man.
These keep getting better.
You should get really into the newest ones.
Like, really into it.
Like, hardcore.
Like, going to Comic-Cons and, like, cosplaying.
Just do a bunch of, like, Jar Jar Binks quotes all the time.
But like somebody asks you about the original ones and you're like,
I've never seen them.
I want that guy to be somebody
who exists, right?
I'm sure.
That's like a C-56 or something like that.
I love Star Warps.
Star Warps.
Alright, Joey B.
Joey B in the place to be.
What do you got? What do you want to play?
Keep doing it. Keep doing it.
Give me a beat. Give me a beat.
I want to play this tape on
Orange Milk. Orange Milk.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Wait a minute. Who played that last tape?
You did.
Okay, that's right. I did.
Your turn, Joe.
Let's hop out of this chair and beat someone to death Who's taking my turn
This is by
DeathsDynamicShroud.WMV
I love that name
The.WMV is just really good
It's a really nice treat added to the end of the name
The tape's called
Chinese character, Chinese character, Chinese character, Chinese character Olympics.
You haven't tried to put that
into Google Translate?
Rewind that.
Oh, come on.
What?
Is that the...
What is it?
Just do side B.
That's the scream thing?
Well, the scream for the painting.
The painting, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Edward Monk or whatever.
I love all these like...
Did you see?
Look at the insert.
A little like emoji type.
Look at the imprinting on the B side.
There's so much information there.
Look at all that information.
It's like a band camp.
Like the screenshot of the band camp.
That's awesome.
And then there's Scream Guy
is popping out in front of it.
Look at all the information on the B side of that.
Those are track titles.
That's a lot of information.
Really small text.
Let me see.
I want to see the inside of that J card.
There's a couple different
windows though here jode oh yeah there's a there's like a file search window right open down there i
think this is a screenshot of him doing this in photoshop so it's a screenshot in photoshop
of a bandcamp page with the scream guy popping out in front of it. Let me see. There's a lot of information here too.
See how he has the
save as down at the bottom?
Yeah.
I like that. I like this a lot.
Keith Rankin did this too, huh?
That's meta.
That is shit, man.
I like this.
Keith Meta Rankin, they call him.
Is that what that is?
Those look phallic.
Do those look phallic to you?
Oh, big time.
Oh, yeah.
Those are definitely.
You mean the two dicks
on the cover?
Yeah, just a little phallic.
I think I broke them.
That got me good. That got me good.
That got me real good.
I might not recover from that one.
Did you rewind this yet?
Rewind the B side and we'll play from there.
Let me pop this in and press rewind.
I think in the fiddle laughter, I kind of bent up your J card.
No, a little bit.
I really gripped it hard.
I don't think I was having a stroke.
All right.
What is it?
DeathsDynamicShroud.wmv?
Yeah.
And what's the name called again?
It's called Chinese Character, Chinese Character.
The whole thing is so meta.
Chinese Character, Chinese Character Olympics.
I don't know why, but the Olympics is the funniest part.
All right.
Dave, you got something else to say about it being meta?
You did really wrinkle that thing.
I'm sorry.
He crumpled it.
All right, let's play this.
Keith Rackin, send us a new one.
Yeah, I need a new cover.
He was just here, too.
I know. You just missed him. Yeah, I need a new cover. He was just here too. I know.
You just missed him. Just missed him.
Give me that.
Alright, here he is. 🎵 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Thank you. Oh, oh, me down to the river
Underneath the blood of a child
Say my name like a scripture
Take my heart, my life and soul
Let your new life go
I'll turn the river
Underneath the blood of a child
Say my name
I'm the spirit you need Say my name like a scripture
My heart will be like a drum
Legendary hearts are sounding
Underneath the light of the sea I'm a believer, I'm a believer I believe in unbelief
I hold a job of sin
I'm free
Instead of looking higher
I'm free
I'm free
I'm free
I'm free I'm not sure. I'm not a fool No, you can have it.
Holy shit.
I mean, after I said you didn't have to do that,
I thought maybe you still would.
No, no, that's my in.
Hmm.
Maybe I'll take a bite.
I didn't know you had the last slice.
Are we back?
Yes, we're back.
DeathsDynamicShroud.wmd.
It's a good one, man.
It was really fucking good.
That was a...
It's a good one.
Yeah, man.
Good job.
Just slowing some stuff down,
but what's anyone doing?
Good slowing.
Yeah, they do good, man.
What is anybody doing with their life right now?
It's not...
It's not...
I think the trick is it's not slowing it down.
It's finding the really, really good ones to slow down.
Yeah.
That's the trick.
Digging.
Digging in the crates, man.
Every day down there, just heading the boxes, digging through the crates.
No, that's a tight one.
The trick is making it good.
That's basically what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Well, the trick kind of is making it good, Dave.
Yeah.
I would say that's one of the tricks to it.
I think so, too.
No, that was tight.
I believe you can still order that.
World Zahn Olympics is what that is called.
That's what the character's named?
It's translated to, yeah.
What's who's Zahn?
Several people.
Yeah.
It's a name?
It's a name.
Did you look up the World Zahn Olympics on Google to see if that's a thing that happens?
No, that's a good idea.
No.
And I'm not going to. I want it to remain a mystery remain a mystery oh okay you wanted to solve it up to this point
actually i'm gonna write a letter and let someone else do the rest i'm gonna get google to block all
results for you all right i don't anyone to know joe did you get my uh ashy art simpsons page
that i text texted you the other day no what is it it? Nothing. I'll tell you later.
The text art
Simpsons characters.
No, you know what?
I forgot to click on it.
The text art
of Simpsons characters?
Yeah, it's really good.
Why didn't I get it?
I sent it to you too.
You don't get anything
I send you.
No, I don't click
on a lot of your links.
Third.
Well, I don't think
we're still going over
how you make links work.
It's true.
I don't get the ones that aren't blue.
All right, Dave, what do you got?
All you have to do is copy it and then paste it.
See, you say those words, but they don't mean anything to me.
Copy what?
My computer didn't come with a version.
These are crazy.
I need a correct version of copy and paste with a key gen
so I can start doing these things.
I like the ones that are really bad.
The one where he has like a duck bill.
Are you looking at them now?
Let me check out one.
Flash me one.
Is that Bart?
Yeah.
It's got like a Tom Cruise haircut.
It's like a nice bootleg Bart.
It is.
That's why I sent it to you.
Did you see that bootleg Bart toy they put out?
Yeah, man.
The black Bart.
I can't believe they made those.
They only made like 50 or something.
He made 50 or 100?
I think at first they made like 10.
And then they sold out.
No, that's when it was 10.
And it was only $50.
Like, that's not too bad for an addition of 10.
And it looked legit, too.
Yeah.
They made more, though, after that.
Oh, they did?
Yeah, because he sold out the first round in like 10 minutes
Yeah man it's pretty hilarious
A lot of this stuff is pretty good
The fact that he's making toys
The fact that toys are being made
Now toys are being made
A tangible thing is being created
That's pretty tight
Alright Dave what do you got
I'm gonna play this tape that came out on Holodeck
Good label fine label Yes All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play this tape that came out on Holodeck.
Good label, fine label.
Yes.
I'm going to try to get this off the shelf without knocking a bunch of stuff off.
Tell me which...
Can you lock the door?
Dave, tell me which button to push that goes...
in case you mess up.
Joe, can you lock the door of the Holodeck?
Can you lock it? Yeah.
So why doesn't someone just...
Can you shut off the Holodeck's program from the outside?
Yeah.
You can?
Jordy can do that.
He can do it from engineering, the bridge.
Where do you want him to do it from?
I'm just wondering why someone...
A console in the hallway, whatever.
Why doesn't somebody go into the holodeck and just lock themselves in there and have an awesome life?
Forever?
Yeah.
Because what are they going to eat?
There's no thing that makes food in there?
Like a replicator?
Yeah, there's no replicator in the holodeck.
All right.
You wouldn't have one in the bathroom.
They're not in every room.
They're in quarters.
Okay.
All right.
And in the captain's, you know, his...
So you can't get nutrition on the holodeck?
No.
No.
It's just for fun.
It's like virtual reality.
Like, you know.
I know what it is.
Oh, you know what it is.
I'm just saying if you can live in it. You can turn off the safety parameters, though. It's just for fun. It's like virtual reality. Like, you know. I know what it is. Oh, you know what it is. I'm just saying if you can live in it.
You can turn off the safety parameters, though.
Don't do that.
Well, Worf does that when he's training because otherwise.
Are you serious?
That's not safe.
He needs a real workout.
I can't believe they would let him do that.
He knows what he's doing.
All right, Dave, what do you got?
I'm going to play this Drophead.
What label put this out?
Oh, Holiday.
Drop, I don't know why I said. Yeah, that's weird. What's weird this out? Oh, Holiday. I don't know why I said...
Yeah, that's weird.
What's weird, Dave?
That's funny.
What's funny and weird?
Well, the project is called, I think,
Dropdead vs. Silent Land Time Machine,
but then on the spine it says Drophead.
It says Drophead on the cover, too.
Drophead?
Okay, I guess it is Drophead.
Was that a grind band from Providence?
They're still a band, I'm pretty sure.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Jesus.
Is the drummer from Hanged Up, the old Constellation band, and Hursta?
Oh, all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which project is that?
Huh?
Is that the Drophead or is that the other one?
Because this is a collab, right?
I don't know.
I don't know if it's actually like each of their...
Is it a split, a collab, or a...
I thought it was a collab.
It is a collab, but I don't know if that's just the name of the project
completely as it is on the spine,
or if that's the project drophead versus the project Silentland Time Machine.
Oh.
I really like this inside.
The whole presentation is very nice.
Are you saying you don't know if Drophead is one project
and Silentland Time Machine is another?
Or if the whole thing is the name of their collaborative project.
Well, we can figure that out right now.
All right.
I'll Google Silent Land
Time Machine. Is that what it was? Silent Land Time Machine?
Yeah.
There's a band camp for that and a Facebook
and everything. For just Silent
Land Time Machine? Okay. So this is the
collab, right? Yes.
It is a collab. I thought we had this conversation.
I thought it's not a split.
I don't think it's a split.
Let me tell you what. No, I'm looking at the page.
Because it says versus, and both their names are on one side.
Yeah.
And the other side just has the Roman numeral two.
All right.
And it's got a title, which is from Ashes Come the Day.
It seems like each project's only one guy, anyway.
Let's talk about the packaging.
Drophead is Eric.
I'm dying to talk about the packaging.
Silent Land Time Machine is John, with two Ns.
Yeah, I would like to talk about that J card. Talk about that J card.
What's this, like a cardboard or whatever?
Or chipboard? Chipboard. Is that what they call that?
A craft-colored chipboard. Yeah, thick.
Yeah, with some kind of red and black.
I don't know how they printed on it, like
what the printing is. That's not silk screening?
No, I don't think so, because
I don't think you'd get that fine of a...
Pass me that.
What do you want to hold, this?
Yeah.
Keep looking.
It almost has like a vinyl kind of... Yeah, screen printing, you wouldn't get that kind of gradation.
You know what I mean?
Now that I'm looking at it up close, you're right.
Yeah.
This is some sort of special printing on it, because I think the inside was done the same way.
Oh, yeah, and the outside's like a black and red gradient.
And it looks like it was screen printed.
But the inside's like full color.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm back with you.
I understand what's going on.
Back on the space.
Here, you want this?
Oh, yeah.
I guess the inside does look like it's kind of the same.
I couldn't tell at home in the light at home.
It kind of had the same glossy.
All right.
Let's play something off of it.
I'm excited to hear it.
My house is really dark.
There's no lights. Anyway, I can't figure out how to change the light bulbs. He means, we'll play something off of it. I'm excited to hear it. My house is really dark. There's no lights.
Anyway,
I can't figure out
how to change the light bulbs.
He means grim.
It's really grim.
You can't figure out
how to change the light bulbs?
You haven't figured out
how many people it takes yet?
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Humor.
You're going to be...
Stick around,
ladies and gents.
You're going to be in
for much more
than just that.
I really wish I had
a clown horn right there.
Drophead versus Silent Land Time Machine.
Yes.
From Ashes Come the Day.
Is that the name of the tape?
Yeah, I think so.
From Ashes Come the Day.
You hit the nail on the head.
And we did.
It is both of their individual solo projects.
We got there already, Dave.
We're there.
You're well behind, Dave.
Hit play, Mike.
Got it.
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Hey, Drophead.
Put your cans on, Drophead. Hey, Drophead. Put your cans on, Drophead.
Hey, Drophead.
He's talking to Mike because he didn't have his headphones on.
Yeah, Drophead.
Dumb Drophead.
What's he doing?
Are you playing Drop Dead?
Holds up.
Their new stuff's a lot different.
Cool speakers.
This is new?
No, I was saying,
the bit, the gag there was that the thing that we just played
was their new stuff,
and I was playing some of their old stuff,
and I was like,
man, that new stuff sounds different.
But that was the bit.
Oh, that was the bit.
I think that was at Nakamura.
And then at the end, we all laugh.
And then you win some, you lose some.
All that matters is you give it your all.
101% all day.
You can give your all, but not too much.
Yeah, 98%.
78%.
Give about a 50-50
every day, 40%.
Give it 30%.
Just get out there and like, you know,
if you don't feel like waking up, then just
the same bed for the day. What are those three pink tapes
over there?
I didn't notice that. Those three pink
tapes right there? They're not the same? No, those
are all mailbag from today. Oh, wow. A lot of pink
tapes. You're going to see a lot of pink down there.
I didn't see what you did there.
I didn't mean to do that.
I was going for it.
You're going to see a lot of khaki down there
from Dustin's show.
It got really sexual fast.
Play this.
Everything heated up rather quickly.
I got this split that unguent or unguent
I'm not sure how to pronounce it
Lance's name
does the label refulgent sepulture
something like that
sepulture
sepultura pretty good
yeah good man
put out a he's on tour right now.
I'm a soul fly, man.
You're a soul fly, man.
I like the old stuff, man.
I like soul fly.
He's on tour right now with Mincemeat or Ten Speed.
Actually, I got some tour dates right here.
I don't have any information, like venues or anything, I don't think.
Cool tour.
I can tell you the days that they're playing they're playing on
a wednesday a thursday a friday and a saturday so if you go to shows on those days live so cool
info no they've been on tour for like a week they started on cool info they started on on halloween
and today this this will probably be on the ninth the 9th right on the 9th milwaukee 10th chicago
with the emporium 11th columbus at cafe bourbon 12th pittsburgh to be announced 13th rochester
at the carriage house 14th providence at doggies fright zone and 15th boston at smoky bear cave
ah the old smoky bear cave i remember my days hanging out the old go down to my uh my robe
get a nice corncob pipe,
hang out in the parking lot of the Smoky Bear Cave.
Wait for it to open?
As soon as it did, I'd sleep. And then you just left.
Just want to make sure that they got the business open on time.
Good job, boys.
Yearly.
See you next year.
So this is the Unjoint Midsmeter 10-Speed Tour Split.
You're like OSHA, but you just go around
and make sure business is open on time.
Yeah.
You give them a citation if they don't.
Science says 9 o'clock.
You get five citations
equals a warning. You get three warnings.
Three written warnings and it's a
verbal warning.
Ten verbal warnings.
And then you start over at the written warnings again.
And if you get past 50, you come back next year.
Yeah, you come back next year and do it again.
Anyway, they're on tour.
I just said what those dates were.
This is a split that they put out for tour.
Play something.
Midsmere Tent Speed, I looked it up,
and it says the dude, David Harms, lives lives in providence but was that a philly project he's a philly guy was that a philly
no he was from philly right yeah yeah i think i played with him before yeah yeah what was that
place called there's a gallery pageant pageant gallery yeah uh but anyway play something off
his side.
Scad Demon Pit.
It's either called Scad Demon and the next track's called Pit,
or the whole track's called Scad Demon Pit.
Couldn't be Scad and then Demon Pit?
No, because Scad Demon's on one line and Pit's on the next.
All right.
I don't know.
I got Staircase on the inside.
What is that, Mr. T?
I like that.
I think it's Mr. T, yeah.
I love that font, too.
What font's that? That's like an old English type font.
Lowercase.
I love it.
It looks really cool.
It does.
Mince meter 10 speed.
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Mike, have you ever had mincemeat?
Yeah.
You have?
No.
What's a mincemeat?
Like a pie thing, right?
Yeah, a pie.
We were just talking about it.
We were just talking about it.
Sometimes it has meat in it.
Actual meat.
Sometimes, but not all.
I thought it always had meat in it.
No, it doesn't have to.
No?
No.
Somebody had a mincemeat pie.
That's an Irish thing, right?
I think it's an Irish thing.
Irish thing, right?
English sounds right.
But I think it's Irish.
But I think it's Irish.
English.
But whoever made it, they bought the shit in a jar.
Like pre-made.
Mincemeat?
Yeah.
Yeah, because it's probably just the...
It's got like dried fruits and some kind of alcohol.
Like distilled.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Your dad's in a weird shipment.
And spices.
It's got spices and fruits.
No, I kind of want it now.
10 speed.
I would do it.
I'd get one.
Let's get one.
Where do you get that at?
Can you get that at a bakery?
Yeah, 15th century styled bakery.
English bakeries.
Yeah, find that anywhere.
Alright.
Joe B.
I'm sure you can find one in Williamsburg.
They just have one pie on a stand.
Like a baker
reading a magazine in the back.
Nobody's been there
all day long.
They sell that one pie.
Somehow they make rent.
$1,000.
Let's play this
tranquility tape.
Cenote glow.
Musa.
Musa.
Achna.
Achna.
I don't know how to say that.
Let's look at this.
Cenote glow.
There it is.
Got it.
Good job, Mike.
Joe, what are you doing?
You're staring at that tape like you've never seen a tape before.
I can't remember what side I wanted you to play.
I have it like ready.
You're like looking at it like a gorilla looking at a calculator.
Cool analogy.
It's B.
It's B.
B?
It's B.
The screwless side.
Hardly anything on the imprint.
Oh, that looks like a birthday party.
What is that, confetti?
It does look like a birthday party.
It's like gold confetti on a white shelf.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
See, that's what they call that, a callback.
What's the bad callback?
Just to explain to our listeners,
Joe's asked that question humorously before.
What's a bad callback called?
A Nakamura.
A Nakamura.
That's a callback that doesn't work.
This might be a Nakamura.
No, this is really funny.
I'm enjoying it.
Big time.
Nobody listens to this twice.
No one listens twice,
so no one gets the callbacks.
You don't listen twice?
No, I mean, no one listens to more than one episode.
I guess you're right.
No one listens to it again.
No, I'm not saying listen to the same episode twice.
I'm saying listen to two different episodes.
Oh, back to back.
Whenever you talk about John Pyle...
At all.
At all.
At all.
Whenever you mention John Pyle,
whenever you mention
who did the artwork for Tranquility Tape,
what's another gag that we have?
Dave's fried egg recipe.
That's a good one.
I just got a text.
Hold on, guys.
Let me take this.
Whenever we mention that stuff,
everyone's like,
just play the tape.
Right?
Yep.
Yep.
All right. So no take Yep. Nobody likes this shit.
This came out in that last bag.
With that
killer Charles Barabay tape
that we played last time.
Isn't it so good?
You guys!
You guys!
Alright, well here's to no take low.
Franklin Teagle, who does the label.
Do you love it?
Why don't you marry it?
Could you imagine? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ah it's a note day glow that's a good tape that was some good ones that was a thumper yeah
that's a thumper good job there was like i was listening i was listening to rowan radio the other
day uh-huh a college college radio station from New Jersey.
Rowan, New Jersey, oddly enough.
There's people on there who have been doing shows for 12 years,
but they're still so...
Not that we're like, hey, you're coming up at the top of the hour.
We're talking up records right to the hit and the mark.
They said one thing that made me so annoyed.
They said,
and this next one we got coming up,
it's quite a toe-tapper,
so tap your toe with me.
And I thought, tap your toe? Just one toe?
It's a toe-tapper, so you tap all your toes.
Just the little guy? Come over here.
I can't do this.
Terrible amateur radio station,
and this is the one thing? Let's see this, Dave. Terrible amateur radio station, and this is the one thing that...
Let's see how your toes seem.
Take your sock off.
That annoyed me.
Tell him to take off both toes.
I thought he was going to do it.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, that's all you get.
So no take low.
Tranquility.
These are the teaser ones, too,
because you can kind of see through them below the toes,
but then the toes are all covered up.
I always miss the Q in tranquility,
because any letter I have to do with my pinky finger
is really weak and it hardly hits the key.
It seriously just bounces right off.
Look at the little guy.
He tries so hard, but he's not getting it.
I got to bring the little ring finger into that one.
He's like, let me show you what to do.
All right, whose turn is it?
Dave?
David's.
Dave, go ahead. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh- show you what to do. All right, whose turn is it? Dave? David's. Dave, go ahead.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Okay, I'm going to play this.
Okay.
Sunroom deep catalog split that came out on Cosmic Winnetou.
I know.
All right.
I'm playing dangerous Jenga up here.
Whoa, easy, Dave.
Those are going to fall.
Those are going to tumble.
And I said easy.
I like living on the edge.
What can I say?
Living on the edge.
You can.
I like crying.
That was good.
Well, crying was good.
Yeah.
Crying was good.
So this is a split between Sunroom.
What's the one with the virtual reality in it?
Lone War Man.
No, no.
What's the Aerosmith video with the virtual reality?
I don't know.
Lone War Man 2.
That's it, yeah.
Wait, what is it?
Now what do you got, Dave?
Back to you.
Sunroom,
Deep Catalog,
Split that came out
on Cosmic Winnetou.
New one.
Brand new one.
Spankin' New.
I'm going to play
the Sunroom side.
Can I see that cover?
Looks pretty cool.
One guy's floating away.
Somebody's floating.
Yeah, there's like,
I think that's an old lady.
I hate when old ladies float away.
And then you know who pays for it.
You know who flips the bill.
My grandkids are just like,
watching her.
Old people floating away all the time.
And then we gotta pay for it.
My taxes.
My tax dollars.
I kind of like on this cover how
you can't see,
there's two people on the ground
looking up at the person in the sky.
But one of them's on the spine.
Oh, hand that over.
I like that.
Easter egg.
All right.
Is that an Easter egg?
Let me see.
Yeah.
So when you're just looking at the cover,
it's one person looking up like, where are you going?
Then you open the spine up, and somebody's sitting there like, see ya.
This label always has...
Two things I like about this label.
I like a lot of things about this label.
How many things?
I think two things.
Here's two things.
I'm going to give you Mike's two things about this label.
There it is.
A little late on the draw there, Dave.
The artwork's always awesome.
Yeah.
Pretty sick collage stuff that's a very subtle collage.
And then the numbering is always in these little boxes.
He writes them in that little box.
Two tiny little boxes,
like three pixels high.
Artwork kind of reminds me
of old X-Sec bike stuff,
but without all the drips.
The eyeballs and the paint
and the whiteout dripping.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what you're talking about.
Kind of similar aesthetic.
A lot cleaner.
Yeah.
I like.
All right, what side are you going to play?
The sunroom side. And where is it handed to me i only have the cover on the tape right here oh look at that i like that look at the little
label on the cassette show i saw it's the two it's the two people it's a real it's a thin strip
of the of the couple from the cover. I like that. Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you think they're all that?
Or do you think it's the whole image and each one has a different little guy?
We'll never know.
There's really no way to tell.
All right.
Let's get into this. Sun Room off the Splitwood Deep catalog.
New one on Cosmic Winnetou, or Winnetou, or something like that.
Ach mao, ach well. The power of the divine power is in the power of the divine power. The Thank you. I'm going to take a deep breath. Thank you. The The The The The The I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer.
I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer.
I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer.
I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer.
I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer.
I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. The The The The The Thank you. The Thank you. I'm going to take a deep breath. Thank you. Thank you. Real chill.
Sunroom.
Sunroom.
Now I know why that lady was floating away.
I wanted to float away.
I'll tell you what, Dave.
I wanted to float away.
Floating away on little bubbles.
Tuning in on the midnight hour here to Tabs Out.
What did you say last time, Dave?
I really want to float away on bubbles.
We're going to throw down the anchor and just hang out here for a while.
Float here for a bit.
Listen to the waves.
Put the anchor down.
Throw a line out.
Throw a line out and See what we catch.
I like that.
Yeah.
That gets me really relaxed.
It releases my endorphins.
Can we have a little bit of dead air in this segment?
No.
Just a little bit.
I like that.
It makes me feel comfy.
Yeah.
I don't know what it is.
Pop those lights off.
I feel like he's so comfortable just sitting here talking to me with all that space in
there.
Makes me feel comfortable.
What are you going to play?
Whose turn is it?
Is it my turn?
It's your turn.
Oh, shit.
Look at me sitting here just dilly-dallying.
All right.
I'm going to play.
I know what I'm going to play.
Come here, boy.
Really want to float away on bubbles.
One of the pink ones? Exactly. One of the pink ones?
Exactly, one of the pink ones.
This is a comp on a brand new label called Bonding Tapes.
The comp's called Quality Time Volume 1.
You want to see that cover?
Dig that cover, yeah.
That's pretty tight, right?
It looks like Slave of the Bell.
Yeah, I was just going to say.
Yeah, it's total 80s aesthetic.
What was the name of the restaurant?
The Max?
The Max, yeah.
That's a sign that they had in the window.
It's a mixture between that and the Trapper Keeper designs.
Well, that's pretty good.
That's pretty tight.
Look at some of the names on the back.
Look at the first one.
That one's really good.
I like the first one.
Oh, fuck.
Gotcha, didn't it?
Damn it.
It stings you.
It's so good.
What is it?
Lex Looper.
That's really good.
I like that. There's a few other What is it? Lex Looper. That's really good. I like that.
There's a few other good ones on there.
That's pretty...
Let me see real quick.
There's one on the B side I really like.
Dolphin Brain.
Dolphin Brain's really good.
This just came out.
I think if you get it,
it comes with a poster and a pin.
They're around here somewhere.
A good bundle package.
I will complain about the Oakard, though.
I hate Oakards.
Yeah, but it's a comp.
This is something given out to hike the label.
It's like a sampler.
Yeah, it's like a sampler.
Remember samplers?
Yeah.
I love getting the Relapse sampler.
Those are CDs, though, right?
Yeah.
It's still a sampler. I didn't know we were sticking on the format. It's relapse sampler. Those are CDs, though, right? Yeah, it's still a sampler.
I didn't know we were sticking on the format.
It's still a sampler.
I love the little, like on the shell,
there's little shapes that say 1 and 2 inside of them.
Ooh.
A little like orange orb and a green cone.
Yeah, all around a killer looking tape.
This is their first thing ever?
Yeah, it's their first release.
All right, well...
Out of the gate.
Got to step it up after this.
Are the numbers actually inside of those shapes,
or are they just shapes?
See, I think they should have did it without it.
Just the shapes.
Because on the backside,
there's a reference for each of them.
Yeah, because on the backside,
there's an orb next to side one
and a cone next to side two. Yeah, they shouldn't have put the... Should we recall them. Yeah, because on the backside there's an orb next to side one and a cone next to side two.
Yeah.
They shouldn't have put
the...
Should we recall them?
Yeah.
When you know it's their
first tape, you're going
to make mistakes.
You'll tighten it up.
You'll tighten it up
later on.
No, this is a sitcom.
It's all...
I never heard of any of
this stuff and, you know,
lots of beats, lots of...
It's a good time.
I think you're going to
enjoy it.
Cool description.
Thanks. I've been working all week on, like, come on, I think you're going to enjoy it. Cool description. Thanks.
I've been working all week on like, come on, Mike.
You got to describe this well.
You don't want to get too excited and be like, oh, it's awesome.
But you want to be like, it's all right.
And then I was like, it's cool.
I was like, wait, let me go to the mirror.
And I looked in the mirror.
It's real cool.
And then somebody walked in and was like, that's it. That's it. You got the mirror. And I looked in the mirror. It's real cool. And then I was like,
and then somebody
walked in and was like,
that's it.
That's it.
You got the goods.
All right,
so I'm going to play
two tracks.
Can I walk into the bathroom?
Yeah,
some people,
it's a public bathroom,
so.
I'm going to play
live from the bathroom.
It's Tabs Out.
I love the gurgle at the end.
I don't know why.
I like it a lot.
I'm going to play two tracks off this
by Hello Keller and QBLA.
Hello Keller is a good name.
Hello Keller is a really good name.
Bonding Tapes from San Diego, California.
This was an edition of 100.
It just came out.
These are two shortest tracks,
like a minute and a half and three and a half minutes, so
we'll shoot through both of these.
Here we go. Quality
time. Let's have some quality time.
Volume 1
on Bonding. Thank you. Thank you. What is the most astounding fact you can share with us about the universe?
The most astounding fact.
The most astounding fact is the knowledge. so so
happy happy happy happy happy happy so so so so Thank you. so Hello, Keller.
QBLA.
Quality Time, Volume 1. That's Quality TimeLA Quality Time Volume 1
That's Quality Time
Quality Time
Bonding Tapes
That just came out
Quality Time
Still available
Edition of 100
Speaking of Quality Time
Speaking of
Chex Mix
No
No that's tapped my friend
Motherfucker
That is gone
You know what we should talk about
Before we move on
What
That next
Uh Subscription Chrome Dome Tape That next subscription Chrome Dome tape.
It's ready.
Chrome Dome.
Oh, it's downstairs.
It's downstairs, but it is smooth.
It's a smooth...
Dave, I gotta say, you made a smooth block of plaster.
Plaster?
Block of plaster.
Yeah, thanks.
Dave, you made...
I think it looks...
Plaster is smooth.
I think it looks nice and smooth.
So the next Tabs Out tape, if you go to tabsout.com, you donate.
I don't want to break mine.
The deal is you donate $50 and you get...
What's the deal?
Amongst, like, feeling good as a person.
Because you could, like, waste that on, like, you know...
Or you could give it to us for new mics.
Yeah, exactly.
And pizza and shit.
Yeah.
What was I saying?
$50.
You get four tapes.
Exclusive tapes.
Just for...
Just for you.
Just for you.
Just for you and the people that donate.
Got your name on it.
Put your name on it.
Put your name on it.
We put your name on it.
Put your name on it.
And this next one is...
Dave's getting another one.
All right.
I'll sip on that.
Sundrain,
which is Dave and Ian Franklin, who we on that uh sundrain which is dave and ian franklin
who we played that floroplasm tape earlier and it's called trapped in plaster what dave did
which is quite ingenious little play on words the tape is trapped in a plaster brick
it's a smooth brick dave it is is very smooth. I almost dropped it.
That's tasty if you guys want to try that.
Pumpkin beer.
What do you got there?
Pour a little bit in my glass.
My glass.
The only way to hear the tape,
because it's not going to be on Bandcamp, right Dave?
No.
The only way to hear the tape is to break open
the plaster block.
I can't speak these words.
And it's protected in there.
It's protected. Nice and protected.
That's my favorite part. When you shake
the plaster, you can hear it
rattling around inside. I like that.
Let you know something's in there. Let you know.
And then breaking it open
lets you know even more.
There's artwork in there.
Peel the layer of the onion.
Yeah.
Stuff inside.
You get that and three other tapes.
And we're going to close up donations sometime soon and send them out sometime after that.
What do you got, Joe?
Joe B.
Wizards tell lies.
That's true.
And I think this comes with this
Yeah
I'd say so
It comes with this little booklet
Let me see what you got there
This is on Rhino
Rhino
Rhino
Rhino
I like that they switched to these
Yeah, Rhino used to do
All their tapes came in those
Stupid brown boxes
Yeah, those like
The mailer boxes
Those mailer boxes, yeah
Yeah
And at first I didn't know like
If it was part of the packaging
Or something you just throw away And I just threw them away Yeah like, if it was part of the packaging or something, you just
throw away.
And I just threw them away.
Yeah, right.
Like, it just came in the mail.
But I think it's...
But now he's got, like, these, like...
Little O...
Little O cards, yeah.
Yeah.
That go over top of the...
These are better.
Yeah.
I wish he started from scratch.
Yeah.
And I like how it's all red.
It's like this red O card.
And it's got, like, white silk screen on it, right?
And it's got, like, yeah, like...
Or a stamp.
Stamped or screened on there, I think.
Maybe stamped. In, like, white, right? Yeah, like Ronno. Or stamped. Stamped or screened on there, I think. Maybe stamped.
In white, so it kind of looks like pink.
And then, what's going on with the tape here?
It's like a red shell.
And it comes with this little booklet.
It's nice.
Nice presentation.
Always a nice presentation with Ronno.
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
We got a book of Ronno matches right up here.
That came with some tape.
Oh, yeah.
I remember that.
Yeah.
So this is Wizards Tell No Lies.
Wizard.
Oh, wait.
Wizards Tell Lies or Wizards Tell No Lies?
No, Wizards Tell Lies.
Sorry.
They do tell lies.
Because that was the complete opposite.
So you want to jump in here with something?
Jump in.
It's just jump inside A.
I have it queued two apart.
All right.
We do do, technically.
Well, yeah.
It's a good screen, my friend.
I told you where to go.
You told me where to go. You told me where to go.
You said where to go.
I went there.
All right.
Wizards tell lies.
Shifty bastards.
What's the name of the tape?
It's self-titled.
Open her back up.
I don't know.
Where's the little booklet?
It's in my hand.
Mr. Whitaker's Vision of the Spiderian Mechanism.
That's the name of the tape?
I think so.
You can't fit that on a spine.
All right.
Newer one on Rono.
Here we go. so so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. We'll be right back. Wizards tell lies.
They do not tell the truth.
Some rock and roll numbers in there yeah the rock band
i enjoyed that rock and roll band i think i would like that name better what rock and roll band
rock and roll band wizards never tell the truth wizards wizards don't usually tell you honest
things wizards wizards wizards tell no lies wizards eat no fries What are those little shoes up there Dave?
Oh what are those little shoes?
Do you like these?
There's another
What's the callback that no one likes?
What is it called again?
Nakamura
That's a Nakamura for Dave
He puts on the little shoes
I put these on my fingers and walk around
Every night around this time you put on those little shoes
It gets funnier
It's really funny
See why I like it right now just
just to remind everyone dave's got a little pair of doll shoes he puts on his fingers and walks
them around and right now i just see dave's laptop and then they just come walking out
look at this look at the gams
just chilling yeah
look at him walking
on your phone
glide
I shouldn't have
brought him up
alright
play a tape Dave
they really come to
life
you do it Joe
Joe you do it
what
put the shoes on
your fingers
I like to create
a magic universe
I want to see Joe
do it
if you can
what the fuck man
Joe can't you can't get your fingers in fuck, man? Joe can't do it.
You can't get your fingers in there.
They're so short, though. Do they get really fat
at the end?
It is really funny. They're like crab
hammers. The hammers you eat crabs with.
You're too fast.
Take them off. You can't do it.
Your fingertips are red. It's like the shoes are
irritating the skin because they're
too small. Daveave do me a
favor next time you come over bring a little pair of socks little pair of doll socks oh where do you
get little make finger mitts you'll find them you can i trust you to find them oh i know what i'll
do don't tell us i want it to be a surprise and i want you to play what's that song that they
always play that's like in like uh old movies when there's like i got a real good idea like
the like the old time the strippers come out that don't take off all their clothes and they play
like the like have that playing and you walk out with like sort of outfit on your whole hand.
Joe, you can't do it.
Give it back to Dave.
They're going to get out of hand.
I'll do it with four different bears.
Was that a pun?
No. What did he say?
They're going to get out of hand.
Dave, what do you got?
This is getting out of hand.
Put them away.
Put your shoes away. Put them away.
Put your shoes away.
Put them back.
Put them back.
I'm going to play.
You got to finger out what you're going to play.
Bye.
Jack's LeShot.
Did you say you got to finger it out?
Yeah.
Something along those lines.
What are you playing?
Jack LeShot. Jack LeShot. Jack cares you playing? Jacques Le Chant.
Jacques Le Chant. Jacques.
Let me see it.
Pass it on over.
I think you got it. Yeah, you've got it over there, I think.
I do. You got the goods.
Where is it? I don't have it.
You have it. Unless I put it away.
You may have put it away. Open it back up.
This is a... Who told you to use the bomb?
I told you to put the bomb on it.
Cassette Store Day.
What, really? Cassette Store Day release?
Cassette Store Day release by two different labels.
Very Deep
Records
and Magnetic Purely,
which I think we played something
off a comp that they put
out. Magnetic Purely?
Magnetic Purely, yeah.
I believe that.
And this is a split between Magic Maru and Jacques Leschott.
How do you say that, Joe?
On the B side there.
You got French blood, Joe.
How do you say that?
Jacques.
Is it Jacques?
I think it's Jacques.
Let me say it.
Insert is like a little mini poster.
It's nice.
You can open that up all the way.
It kind of reminds me of a different lands kind of poster.
I see what you're saying, yeah.
Just the big image and then a little bit of text underneath.
Yeah.
Almost like a caption.
Black and white.
Yeah, folds up to a little insert here.
Let me see the cover.
Cover's weird.
I don't like it. It's got a clown on it. I me see the cover. Cover's weird. I don't like it.
It's got a clown on it.
I'm going to say.
It's got a fake mustache.
Let me see.
What's weird about it?
I like it.
You like it?
Random text.
Yeah, like a smeared photocopy of just some text over and over again on this blue paper.
All right, I like it.
Okay.
No, I hate it.
I hate it.
I like the inside a lot.
You're right, Joe. It sucks.
It's stupid.
You know what?
I didn't even notice that.
Wait, I was just joking.
I didn't even notice that.
I don't like it either.
Actually, it's pretty good.
Well, no, I like that.
I was talking about something else.
Here's something I know you're not going to like, Joe.
This is wrote on the shell with a marker.
Hey, man, if you're going to put something out for Cassette Store Day,
the biggest
holiday of the year.
Come on, man.
Do people put out Thanksgiving cassettes?
Just write on it
with that white marker.
Are
post offices open on Cassette Store Day?
No.
Only media mail is available on Cassette Store Day. The rest of the post offices are shut Cassette Sword Day? No. That's a federal holiday, right? No, only media mail is available on Cassette Sword Day.
The rest of the post offices are shut down.
Good call.
Thanks.
That's a little joke.
It's a little joke.
I told you earlier in the episode you'd be hearing more of it, more of my humor.
It's a mail joke and a tape joke.
Ha ha.
You went with that instead of two strips of bacon huh
interesting i didn't say two okay jacques le shot from the split with magic maru
very deep slash magnetic purely here's something Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.
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Jacques Le Chat.
You got it.
It dissolves into this perfect square of chocolate
with one little nibble taken out of it.
One little nibble taken out of it.
Are they all packed like that?
When you open it, there's a nibble taken out?
Yeah, like the apple logo.
Oh, alright.
Jacques Le Chat.
Taste. Just taste Chat. Taste.
Just taste.
Just taste.
Jacques Le Chat.
It should be,
no, it should be three words.
Yeah, it has to be like a saying, like...
Pure. Taste.
Dark.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Rich. Succulent. Wait, it's good. That's good. That's good.
Real dark taste?
Rich, succulent.
Wait, it needs to be three?
I'd have a third.
Slow. Well, then you just say
chocolate shot again.
Chocolate shot.
Chocolate shot.
Third one doesn't make any sense.
Second one makes half the sense.
The first one makes all the sense.
And then it adds up
to some of the sense.
So it's like...
So it's like chocolate So it's like chocolate.
Chocolate, soft, bologna.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bologna.
The last one doesn't make sense, Joe.
All right.
Chocolate.
Satisfying.
Soft.
Recumbent.
Like switch.
Chocolate.
Yeah.
It's a bad translation.
Are we doing...
We're doing the podcast, right?
Yeah, go.
Go, go, go.
All right. I'm going to play this tape.
We got this in the mail, and this came.
A box showed up, right?
It was from FedEx.
Most of our stuff comes USPS, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood mail carrier.
This came FedEx, right, in a big box.
Giant.
Like a 13 by 13 size box.
Like big enough for Richard Pryor to pop out of in the toy.
In fact, it was the box
from the toy. This came delivered
in the box from the movie The Toy
and
ripped open the box and
there was like a giant pad
of packing paper
like the size of like two basketballs.
It was huge. Two footballs.
One basketball. a big basketball
a hockey novelty size and not yeah an olympic a novelty size basketball but large not tiny
not the small it's a big one and after like going through like novelty didn't that wasn't a good
descriptor because that could mean really tiny so not that novelty in a big way it gets bigger so anyway peeled back off not too big
well jesus joe no not too big you don't you don't want to just bursting out of the box
you don't want to like just out of the box. You don't want it just knocking out the top, the lid off, at the FedEx facility.
Alright?
So a basketball that's bigger...
I know how big it is now.
Alright.
It's bigger than a regular basketball, but not too big.
Alright?
It's just the right size.
Enough to be funny.
It's a little bit too big no matter what situation.
Shaquille O'Neal can still palm it.
Oh, all right.
Okay, and hold it to the side.
To this day.
Anyway, peel back all the layers of bubble wrap and newspaper and packing tape,
and I get down, and it's just this one tape.
It's just one tape.
It's just this one fucking tape.
It was like those Russian dolls of packing material. It's real important. And that's a regular-sized tape. It's just this one fucking tape it was like those russian dolls of packing
material and that's a regular size tape it's a regular size tape it came in it was it was like
it was i don't even want to talk about it it was so much there was like probably uh paper towels
involved probably i really wanted the naroka to be broken but it wasn't who's this i like the project's called i guess you say like zunholm or unhome x-u-n-h-o-l-n that's nice cover asleep in the
shattered mirror tape on scrote up is that bloody mary on the cover which is the worst label name
ever but is that what dave you're scrote up son bloody is that bloody mary on the cover possibly
is that what she looks like i don't know I was always too scared to do Bloody Mary.
I never did it. It was too scary.
A lot of sexual stuff in here.
And there's even these little
film negatives.
I'm a little scared to look at this.
It's going to be something pornographic.
I think this one, something's going on.
I see a lady, so I don't want to get too far
into it.
This one has a skull in it.
And I'm going to play two tracks.
I'm going to play the first track.
It's called Interloper.
The second track is called Blood in Her Mouth.
I just think it's about flossing.
It's like soundtrack shit.
It's awesome.
It's a good tape.
And it came to us so safely.
If you shake these back and forth,
it makes a movie.
Like an animated GIF.
Like an old-timey animated GIF.
Look at you guys just shaking away.
Shaking the...
You put it down lower.
Shaking the negatives.
All right, we ready to end this?
It's working now.
Dave, come on.
Grow up and act your age.
Grow up, then act your age, Dave.
C31, edition of 60.
Project by a dude named Jason Sublette.
Or Sublette, like you sublet a room,
but spelled differently.
Asleep in the shattered mirror.
Is this our last tape?
Yeah, this is it.
We're taking her home. I hung up my headphones. Let's go. You already got our last tape? I think it is. Yeah, this is it. We're taking her home.
I hung up my headphones.
Let's go.
You already got the headphones off?
I got them off.
That means it's time.
I'm going to take mine off, too.
I'm going to take mine off, too.
Why do we need them?
It's just nice.
It is just nice.
You know, I'm going to put mine back on.
I put mine on, too.
Joe, put your headphones on.
Joe, put your headphones back on.
I'm back.
Don't be difficult.
All right.
Episode number 56. Thanks to Howard Stelzner. You know what? I want to take mine off. Joe, put your headphones on. Joe, put your headphones back on. I'm back. Don't be difficult. All right. Episode number 56.
Thanks to Howard Stelzner.
You know what?
I want to take mine off.
I don't like this.
I'm going to take mine off too, I think.
I'm going to put one ear on and one ear off like I'm a DJ.
Mike, why don't you give me your left side and take my right side,
and I'll take your right side and you give me the left side.
Yeah, we can do this.
Why don't we all share Mike's headphones?
Cuddle up. All right. Zun episode 56 thanks to howard stelter for doing the intro uh
chrome domes shipping soon shipping soon Get yours quick before wild supplies.
There you go.
Words.
Dave just is going to say words.
All right, here we go.
Let's take her out.
Do a sound effect to take her out, Dave,
and we'll go into the tape.
It's serious because it's very important.
Bass.
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