Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #57 | 11.30.14

Episode Date: November 30, 2014

International Surrealist Bulletin, Simon Whetham, Tlaotlon, Sungod, Ryan Harris, Rick Weaver, Running Point, Braken, Ninika, Cathaya, Hobo Cubes, Tashi Dorji and Frank Meadows, Death Club, Ou Où, and Dog Lady Island.

Hello, this is Jordan Spencer from Cabin Flores Soterica, and you're listening to Cabs Out. Thank you. Tabs out. Tabs out, number 87. Oh, are we going into it? Yeah. I thought you were doing shit over there. No. I thought you were like... He's doing show stuff.

Yeah, I thought he was doing... Like, into it stuff. No, I thought he was doing, like, editor stuff. Oh. Starting off strong in my voice. I thought you were queuing that up. Stop breaking up the crust. Well, that's what I've been doing.

I thought Dave was like... I don't know what he's doing over there with levels and... Doing hood rat stuff. Yeah up. Stop breaking up the crust. Well, that's what I've been doing. I thought Dave was like, I don't know what he's doing with the levels. Doing hood rat stuff. Yeah. Hood rat stuff with the levels. I'm over here taking this pizza crust

and just breaking it into smaller pieces. Then I'll throw them all away. Turn up my highs, Dave. You want your highs up? You want your mids? Lower my mids.

My mids are out of control over here. Yeah, like that. Yeah, that's good. You did a good job. You did a good job, Dave. You do. Dave, I just want to say that we're all proud of you.

Thank you. I am proud of you guys. As a peer. It would fall apart without you. As a father. When you were sick, I mean, we just couldn't do it. Because what are me and Mike going to do? Just stare at each other.

Yeah. Just record it. What did you say? What? What? Tabzak is that podcast episode number 57. Correct? 57? Yeah.

Getting up there. Emmitt Smith's number. It's kind of crazy to think that we've done that many. Emmitt Smith and Demolition Man's number. Demolition Man was... He did a cameo. He did a cameo in Demolition Man. He used to play for the Eagles.

No, it was the... Because they couldn't use... It was just a VHS. Demolition Man VHS. They couldn't use any NFL teams, so they said he was on the Camden Brooms. The Camden Brooms? Yeah.

Why is that movie called Demolition Man? Is he ever referred to as Demolition Man in the movie? I don't know if I've ever seen Demolition Man? Is he ever referred to as Demolition Man in the movie? I don't know if I've ever seen Demolition Man You've never seen Demolition Man? Yes you have, with the three shells Oh that's Demolition Man? Yeah I haven't seen it in a long time

Wait, he's frozen right? And he was a cop And Wesley Snipes was his arch enemy, right? Was he a time cop? He wasn't a time cop. No, they just froze him. He travels through time, but... I'd be sick if he was a time cop and a demolition man.

Like a cop that, like, sets your clock back when it's daylight savings time? No, if you don't do it, he arrests you. Yeah, he arrests you. Beverly Hills time cop three. Demolition man. That would be a good mashupup I forgot to take my shoes off I took my shoes off while we were talking right there and my phone's powering off now because my battery lasts

like seriously 15 minutes it'd be awesome if in the future you could do movie mashups like you do music mashups so you could just mashup Demolition Man in the Flintstones people will do that soon alright you want to play

cassette tape Joby you want to start things off episode number 57 sure you want to get going here oh we should say the um the next chrome dome tape the subscription series tape I'm going to be shipping those out probably like Tuesday or Wednesday why not Monday

Mike enough with the crest. What is it, Dave? What's the project called? Sundrain. Sundrain. Trapped in plaster. In a plaster box for everyone who's donated. They're coming out.

It's smooth. It's so smooth, Dave. You did a good job. Thank you. You did a good job on a lot of stuff, Dave. We're really proud of you. We're really proud of you for a lot of reasons. If you want to break it open, all you have to do is hold it about

arm height and just drop it. Don't throw it. You don't have to throw it. What's arm height? What part of the arm? The elbow? The shoulder?

You know. Okay, put your arm straight out in front of you. You guys look like Nazis right now. Don't do that. Like John Pyle waves to everybody?

Play a tape, JP. What do you got? I have a tape by the International Surrealist Bulletin. Turn his lows up. Turn my lows up. Make me a little lower, Dave. The International what, Space Station?

Surrealist Bulletin. Ten wounds wiser. But then it has number two on the cover, too, so I'm not sure. It really makes you think. It's interesting. Is it a 10? Is it a 2? Who knows?

Good one, Dave. It's one of these tapes with the little... Oh, yeah. You know what? I don't know if I've ever seen these kind of tapes imprinted before. Dave, have you seen these tapes before? Yeah.

I've never seen it with imprinting on it, though. There's no indentations on the shell. I call them tank tapes. It's one smooth piece of plastic with a little tiny window. A real tiny guy. But this is a black one with white imprinting on it. It looks tight.

Wow, they really get some coverage there, don't they? That's tight. I gave it to you. Oh, because I'm going to play it. B-side. Let's take a look at this packaging real quick. Black and white. Did we say what label it was?

It's FM Oral, right? Oh, we've played stuff from them before, right? I think so. Yeah, we have. Oh, is this like a reversible cover? Oh, is it? So you can fold the... Oh, I like that. I, we have. Oh, is this like a reversible cover? Oh, is it? So you can fold it out. It's got printing on this one.

I like that. I see what they did. I've been seeing a lot of those recently. It's fun. It's fun. Let me see that. All right, here you go, Dave. At arm's length.

That's tight. I like the dead air in them. Yeah, that's pretty good. I like the art. Pretty good? it's pretty good I like the art pretty good I wish I could be everywhere the people are doing art

I had to get that one alright International Surrealist Bulletin Ten Wounds Wiser on FMR off side A no the B side

B side off the B side what side did I put in it? There you go. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo International Surrealist Bulletin. Let me say one of the words. Oh. Bulletin. Bulletin.

That came out on 420 Last year C50 I get it You get it? I get what you guys are laughing at Hilarious I'm looking for I'm looking for A membership dossier

I looked around On the interwebs earlier And I didn't see anything Yeah Oh well FMR FMR FMR FMR Somebody or some people From New York New York Yeah. Oh, well. F-M-R-L. F-M-R-L. F-M-R-L.

F-M-R-L. Somebody or some people from New York. New York. Little big city. ISB. Big city. Irritable Syndrome Bell. All right, Dave, what do you got?

Oh, you want me to go now? Yeah. All right. Yeah, yeah. Why don't you go, Dave? Why don't you go, Dave? Yeah, yeah. Why don't you go, Dave? Why don't you go, Dave? Cool, guys. I'm going to go.

Sick. I'm going to play this. Joe, I mean, you should just leave. Simon Wedham tape that came out on the Helen Scarsdale Agency. The Helen Scarsdale Agency? Yes. She handled my divorce. Yeah.

I don't know anything about this label, but this is a really nice presentation here. I need to know a little more about that. It's on this. Mike, what kind of paper is this, would you say? He's in the industry. He knows. Ooh, that's a nice style.

Nice maroon. I love that world. Ooh. What's this like? I can't think of the word for it now Maybe like a classic crest Classic crest That clears it up

So this dude Have you ever heard that dude Alvin Lucier Did that thing I'm sitting in a room Where he says it and then it plays back through the room And it records the recording and it plays it back over and over again. I don't think I've heard that before. I like that. He plays it back inside the room that he's in and eventually

the resonant frequencies in the room take over his voice and it just sounds like a rhythmic drone after he does it over and over again. This dude did the same thing but he did it with burial urns. He took a burial urn and played some kind of sound source into it and he had little speakers inside a burial urn and played some kind of sound source into it. He had little speakers inside the burial urn

and played that back inside and recorded it over and over again. He also put contact mics on the outside of the burial urns so it would transfer through it too. Right, right. He also did interpretive dance around it while it was going on.

Yeah, he did this while he was doing some residency at some college, obviously, because that's what they do. That's what they do. That's what they do. Those liberal elites. The big bucks for. Hand me over.

What is this? My day, you went to a trade school. What color would you have a cellist? Or an HVAC. Well, I did my masters In burial Change my oil The resonant frequencies of Pre-Hispanic burial urns

What color is this? Smoke How many actual college degrees do we have between us? I've got half of one I have a certificate So we have between us? I've got half of one. I have a certificate. So we have three quarters of a college degree. No, we have a whole one.

That just proves my point. I'm going to say this... Smoke. I was going to say invisible seashell. Invisible seashell. It's like a clear, but it's got a lavender scent it's like somebody blew like lavender oils into it it's beautiful

I like that there's more than one invisible like there's invisible seashell what else is there and this cover like you were talking about the paper but the layout is pretty tight I like this I'm not going to talk about it or anything it's got some pictures on it.

Yeah, it's got some pictures and words. You'll get the idea. I think we talked it up a lot without really describing it, so. Yeah. Yeah. You know that we like it. Like, I'm not going to paint you a picture. Use your own brain, you dummy.

Look it up on the internet. Yeah, you haven't Googled it by now. You're interested, but you haven't looked it up. All right. Simon, what is it? Wetham? Wetham. Wetham.

Wetham. It's Wetham. From the mouths of clay.am. Wetham. It's Weedham. From the mouths of clay. With M. With M. From the Cambridge With Hems. From the mouths of clay. And what's the name of the label?

The Helen Scarsdale Agency. That's my favorite label name. It's really good, right? It sounds really like secret agent-y. Yeah, I like it. All right, here you go. Something from the A side, Dave? Yes, from the top.

From the top. Here it is. And a one and a two. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Simon Wedham. Stop saying Wedham. It's definitely not Wedham. Where is it? Let me read it. It's Wedham.

Wedham? Yeah. Wedham. It's either Wedham. I think it's Wedham. Now I think it's Wedham. And I don't think... I think it's like...

You say just... Simon Wedham. Wedham. Ach mao. Ach well. Ach mao Wedham. That was tight. Yeah. Yeahma, achwell. Achma, wet ham. That was tight. Yeah.

Yeah, it's good. Was that a mailbag? Yes. Or did you buy that? No, we got that in the mail. Nice. I like that. I can't get over that.

Helen Scardsdale agency. I hope it came in like an all-black envelope, and your address was really tiny on the front. Like a huge envelope, and it was just was like really tiny on the front, like a huge envelope. And it was just really like, like a, um, like something you, uh,

something you would ship a body in. Yeah. Like a large black body bag. It was just real small. There's a tape floating around in it. Who was it? I forget what label it was. Send us a tape.

And it came, or it was like certified. It came in like, I think certified. Important. You know what I mean? Someone sent us, it was like a. It came in like... I think certified. It's important. You know what I mean? Someone sent us... It was like a large box,

like a 12 by 12 by 12 box, right? All taped up. And they sent it to FedEx. And then you get that open and it's full of packing peanuts with another box inside of it. You open that box up and there's all this newspaper

and, you know, plastic wrap and tape. And finally you get open and there's one cassette inside. No, plastic wrap and tape and finally get open there's one cassette inside no for real yeah i forget what it was i feel like it was like that x u h l u m i forget how to say it something on uh we played like one or two shows ago yeah well they got your attention mike it did you played it i liked it you know what right i got it out of the box i was like i gotta listen to this shit. I gotta know what this sounds like. Alright, my turn. Now people are gonna start sending us all kinds of weird shit.

Bag of poop with a tape in it. I gotta listen to this now. That's not that weird. I don't know if that's legal though. Is it illegal to ship feces? I would think so. That's like, you can't ship that. That's waste. Why not? Human waste? You can't ship human waste around the United States willy-nilly without some sort of license.

No. Or degree. That would be like a hazmat, right? Yeah. Shit, they ask you if you're sending perfume and you're sending shit. Now, if you have, maybe that's why they ask you for sending perfume. Because they wonder if you're trying to mask a turd. People have been mailing too many turds or too many

fecal matters. I'm going to try it. My dad used to be a courier and he used to handle medical supplies and hazmat stuff and organs and stuff. Sometimes it would be like a cooler, just like an igloo cooler. With a sticker on it?

I bet he did it for the Nazis. But it just seemed like so bobo you know you'd you'd figure it'd be like some fancy like you know an igloo an igloo brand cooler some some kind of like military grade box yeah yeah yeah it's just a cooler with some ice man what do you expect they've never gotten anything better than the cool it's not alien dna it keeps some ice, man. What do you expect? They've never gotten anything better than the cooler. Yeah, it's not alien DNA. It keeps something cold on the inside. What do you expect them to, like, handcuff it to their wrists or something?

Like, it's just a... You just mean something nice, you know? Yeah. Like a military, like he said, military-grade cooler. Not in, like, the Snoopy snow cone maker? Right, not in something that they bought at Kmart. Okay. Just a Barbie lunchbox that's nice enough.

No, I bet they bought them from the Kmart warehouse because they bought a lot. I'm going to play... Let's go with this because I don't know how to say either one of these. Joe, try to say these names. Look at the face you made. Nah.

I'm going to try. Tlautalon. Tlaut try? Tlautlon. Right? Tlautlon. Tlautlon. And I don't know what that accent is over the R. It's like a little arrow pointing at it. So I think you really say the R.

Stredsvedda. Stredsvedda. Yeah. Tlautlon split. And Tlautlon. On Baba Vanga on Baba Vanga. A lot going on here. A lot going on here.

There's a lot to be said. Oh, man. This came out... When did this come out? I got it written down here somewhere. Like last month, I think. Yeah, it came out in October. I'm going to play the first track on the Tlautlan...

Tlautlan side. Yeah, don't track on the Tlautlan Tlautlan side Tlautlan The second T real hard Alright, it's some project from New Zealand We played something We played that Lenuk tape We couldn't say that Did you know I was going to say Lenuk?

Is that why you did that? I just haven't had my finger there and it's sounding good We played that Lenuk tape Is that why you did that? I just haven't had my finger there and it's sounding good. We played that Lenuk tape on this label a few episodes back. Yeah, weren't you freaking out over those? Oh, the squigglies. This label's logo, there's squigglies everywhere. I love that.

I think you tried to describe it for about 10 minutes. I tried to describe it for like 10 minutes. 10 minutes. I'm not in the descriptive mode tonight. I was telling Mike earlier, I always confuse that logo for inner islands because it looks like a little island surrounded by water. It does look like a...

Yeah, those little islands are everywhere. Listen to this window on this show. Listen to this. Oh, it's a flimsy one? It's like Saran Wrap. Why do they do that? Is this a... Always with these bright red shells. These candy apple shells.

This is a European label, right? Yeah. I think most of the ones that have this flimsy window are for European labels. I need some good, old-fashioned, Union, American-made... Thick plastic. Thick plastic. I want it to break my machine, my deck.

Every time I put it in. They have much lower plastic standards over there. Fucking plastic. Well, you got Obama, and don't get me started with China, the stuff they're doing. All the wood he gave them. Where's my wood?

We were promised wood. Alright, I'm going to play the first track from if I was going to say it right, that's not going to help. Tlautlun. Magnetic Perception is the name of the track. Off the split with Stredsveta. Baba Vanga.

Here we go. so Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure if I can get the Thank you. Thank you. Where can I find more of that? That was crazy. Tialton. That's what I'm settling on. Tialton? Tialton. Tialton. And that's what you went for, huh?

What would you say? Where did you land? I landed... I don't like that you're saying the A before the L. Let me see it written again. Where is it? Point it there. Right here. Oh.

Because I think you've got to say that. Tlautlon. Tlautlon. Tlautlon? Because it's T-L. I don't think you pronounce the T-L like we would pronounce it, though. I think it's just... I think you don't say the L. What did you land on again? Talton. T-L, like we would pronounce it, though. I think you don't say the L.

What'd you land on again? T-L-O-T-O-N. T-L-A-O-T-L-O-N. However you say it, it's good. I like it. However you say it is a good way. Good for you. Be proud of yourself. That was incredible, right? That whole split

is insane. I'm into it. Yeah, man. I'm not sure what else either of them have out, but both sides are pretty tight. Take my word for it. Just trust me. Joe B. I don't believe you.

I don't believe you. Let's breathe a little bit. Let's play this new holodeck tape that we got. Okay. Rewind that, though. I got a lot of questions about the holodeck. Yeah. He always calls me to questions about the holodeck.

Let me see. Because you're the only person I know that would have the answers and would talk to me about it. But, like, why do they wear their... Why do they wear... When you're... Okay. All right.

Okay. All right. All right. All right. Okay. On Star Trek... You All right. All right. All right. Okay. On Star Trek. You called me about this the other day. So if you're going into the holodeck to play a hockey game, you wear a hockey...

We'll use a reference from the show. When Picard goes in there to be the noir private eye... Yeah. Or if Tom Paris... He wears the trench coat. If Tom Paris goes into the... He has it in his room. Puts it on.

Yeah. Okay. But here's... Okay. Let's get to the meat of the meal there's an episode of Voyager when Tom Paris goes in and he's like working on a truck and when he comes out so he has the overalls on so you wear the overalls in there

which I think is weird to begin with I think you just wear your regular clothes and the holodeck makes clothes on you but when he leaves he has oil from the truck all over his face. And shouldn't that be holographic oil? No, but he does that before he goes in. He smears oil on his face. He really wants it to be even more real than the holodeck.

No, I think... Which can kill you if you put on the safety parameters. But that's not real enough for him. To really get into it, he has to put oil on his face. No, I don't like it. You don't get it. I think there's a lot that I didn't think through with the holodeck. Oh, yeah.

Okay, let's try it. I was like, why are we talking about the holodeck? Because it's labeled holodeck. Cool talk, guys. You don't like Star Trek, do you? Sun God, that's it. I never watched it. I never gave it a chance.

None of it, huh? Mm-mm. Hmm. You haven't even seen Wrath of Khan? No. I'll give it a shot. Nah. I'll give it a shot. Wow. Well, you haven't seen

Star Wars yet, so... I have a hard time sitting down and watching a movie. Yeah. He's got hemorrhoids. Oh, because the hemorrhoids... You need your special pillow. My toe.

My toe. Where's the cover for this tape? I gave it to Dave. It's right here. Yeah, the art. Yeah, it's pretty nice. The color scheme on this one. They always do a really good job. Ready? Get your sunglasses on. Hold on. Whoa! That is really pretty. The color scheme on this one. They always do a really good job.

Ready? Get your sunglasses on. Whoa, that is so tight. Joe, look at my toes. Look how curled up they got. They legit got real curly. Oh my goodness, this is an extreme layout. So the cover, first of all, it's tight. It's got the hollow deck.

It's just a hollow deck on the back flap. Yellow framed by this thing here. That looks nice. Really painted a picture for us. Really got some colors that they chose. You know, some rainbow. Combinations of. Some rainbow bars on the front.

You know, it looks pretty. Looks nice. Then inside this tight ass. What? Like a 1970s photo of like sheep. But all these bubbles floating around? Why is that lake so square? Is that a lake? It's a...

I think it's a mirror. And these orbs... I think they're not bubbles. They're UFOs. Oh, and then these waterfalls make me feel so good. And look at this... Oh, hold on. I'm tearing up a little bit. I like this one a lot.

What do you like about it? I like the... Like, this picture is, like, framed out. It's got the bars going around it, but it's not a square. Look at the corners. Oh, yeah. That's not beveled.

No, it's just an angle. Oh, but it's not round. It's an angle. Yeah. That's the same thing on... It's a tight layout. Around holodeck, it's the same thing. Oh, I like it a lot.

I like the font for holodeck, too. Yeah, it's a good font. Around holodeck, it's the same thing. I like it a lot. I like the font for holodeck, too. Yeah, it's a good font. What is that, Dave? And I like this yellow on blue. I don't know. Dave, you're a font. You're into fonts, right? You're a font man.

It's like four million fonts. Four billion fonts. One of them. You're our house font man. These are our fonts. Do you think there's a font expert? Like, if there's a court case, they need a font expert? Yes, I do. I think there's a weird expert? Like if there's a court case and they need a font expert? Yes, I do.

I think there's a weird autistic guy somewhere who loves fucking fonts. So you don't think it's like a designer. You think it's someone who just loves them? Yeah. They're not bringing the guy who specializes in typography. There's people that do that. He's real sociable. He's high functioning.

But he loves fonts too much. You really paint a picture of what this guy's like. What's his name? Albert Honeybrook. Laughs if he sees anybody use papyrus. Papyrus. On a business card? Alright.

What are you selling, granola? I don't get that joke. Alright. What side do you want to play here? Look at the papyrus. It's like right in the middle. I don't know. I told you to rewind it.

I gave it to you before we started talking about the holodeck and everything. You don't want me to just jump right in? No, and I said rewind that. It's the beginning because I knew we were going to talk about some stuff. Okay, well, I'm rewinding it now. So now let's have the holodeck conversation again. So you're telling me Tom Paris went in there. He has oil?

No, in the one movie I told you, in the beginning of the movie, the Next Generation crew is on a boat, like a big schooner ship, and Data pushes... Is she seaworthy? Data pushes the Dr. Beverly into the water, and then there's an emergency, so they all have to go to the bridge,

and when she's on the bridge, she's wet. That doesn't make any sense. That's holographic water. I want to get really into asking people about their boats. Like, if I find out someone has a boat, I'm going to perk up. You do? Is she seaworthy?

I'm going to make up shit like, what's the square meters on that? How much dunk can it grapple? How many knots down can it go? That's a good question, Dave. What's her drift? That's good. I think this is rewound.

I should be on the port side. And when you finally see the boat, just go, whoa, whoa, girl. Just kind of like brush on it. All right, Sun God. What's the name of this tape? What I would do to scrub the barnacles off the bow of this one.

Alright, Sun God, whatever. This new cassette on maybe self-titled Holodeck number 27 off the A-side. It is self-titled. Okay. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Speaking of boats... That makes me want to be on a boat. Yeah. I went to narrate over that after a while.

I'll never forget that summer. It's like, that's just a montage. That's the song playing over the montage. The summer, me and the boys took the boat forget that summer. That's just a montage. That's the song playing over the montage. The summer me and the boys took the boat out all summer. Chip died. Chip died? Drowned. I don't think that music would be playing.

We're going out a year later. We go out every year to celebrate. We drink a rolling rock and throw it into the water. Smash it on the beach. How far off the beach can she get? And after a while it's like it's like the boat's

getting older it's aging and like I'm really sad about it I try to take care of it I got the whole movie playing out trying to wax it yeah

exactly doctor comes out and just shakes his head looks at me and just shakes his head the boat doctor yeah the boat doctor remember uh

one crazy summer John Cusack movie yeah that, that was a good one. With the boat. I just put on Gross Point Blank the other night on Netflix. What's going on with the boat? I don't remember now. He, like, sails it or something. Oh, in the regatta. Right? Yeah, I can't remember

why he's even in the race. Against the rich people. Against the rich people, yeah, and he's got a Corvette or something. That's right. In the boat. I want my four dollars. That's right. In the boat. I want my $4. That's right. What movie is that? Well, I think it's $2. $2, but what movie is that?

And it's the one where he holds the radio, right? No. Yes, yes. Yeah. He holds the radio in the record store. Say anything. Say anything. He holds it in the record store.

No, where's my $2? It doesn't say anything. No? No. And then it starts snowing in the room. Are you sure? I'm positive, yeah. You're positive. Let's play a tape and then let's look it up.

Alright, Dave. Go. My turn? Yeah. What the fuck is that movie called? What movie are you thinking of again? Just pick a tape. What movie are you thinking of again? There's those 80s movies of John Cusack. There's two or three and they're all kind of the same you know the claymation stuff that happens

the one where the paper boy says I want my two dollars or where's my two dollars I think that's one crazy summer that sounds right no it's not but it's not is it gross point blank?

no it's definitely not gross point blank Dave you're in a whole other universe that's john kuzak right that's john kuzak better off dead better off dead is that right yes that's it all right yeah i've never seen gross point blank i either of i i put it on the other i thought it might have been from the same era i put it on that it's left the room i do that from time to time yeah uh-huh what do you got dave i'm gonna play this um split from a top and ryan harris i'm gonna play the ryan harris side i like that i like that you're doing that i was going to play ryan harris tape tonight and then i didn't yeah yeah i think it's

on um wood between worlds yes this one is also on Wood Between Worlds. Ah. Good label. Just started not that long ago. I also was going to play something, right? You were. You brought a tape on this label. What did you bring?

Is that the SpiroCam? SpiroCom one? Yeah, that's not right. With the triangle? Yeah. Does anybody know anything about Ryan Harris? Very good. Good bloke. No, I don't know anything about Ryan Harris? Very good Good bloke No I don't know anything about him

Yeah I don't either I know that It's called Endless Shadows What's it called? I think it's called Endless Shadows I know that tape is a burner I know it's killer He's got some other ones out here

Wait Oh you know what i i played ryan harris before oh shit you have yeah when uh this tape uh brick road midnight i'm looking at the cover right now and i've definitely played this well i'll be i don't remember it's a double shot a ryan harris double shot two times he's been played. It came out on Dusty Grass imprint. Okay. And if I remember... Oh, and you know what's even crazier? What's crazier?

What? They have only put out a few tapes, and one of them was by Sungod. What? Yeah. Oh, that's a callback. Episode number 40 episode did we okay yeah february 8th ian was here you figured that you figured that out fast yeah man we ended the

show with it you really know how to use the internet i'm a googler cool well this dude's from uh houston no i'm sorry well that was a good show episode that's not true prism somnifan bast Well, that was a good show in episode number 40. That's not true. Prism, Somnifine, Bastion Boy. That was a good show. Where'd you get Houston from? I'm still looking at the Dicey Grass imprint discogs. Let's listen to that show. Let's listen to that episode.

Have we ever listened to an old episode while we're recording a new one? No, I don't think so. It might feedback too much from the past and the future colliding. Let's see who did the intro. It's taking a long time to load. I know.

I got slow Wi-Fi's in here. It's going to take all night. What's your Wi-Fi password? Just look at it. It's just spinning. It's just spinning. You know what? If I close older tabs, sometimes that helps.

It says there was an error. I'm going to try it again. I'm going to try it again. Come on, you guys are both doing stuff that I don't know what to do. Jimmy's getting scared. Joe started the intro. Thanks, Joe. Alright, we're not really going to listen to it. We'll listen to it later.

Alright, Dave, so what are you going to play? This Ryan Harris split with the top? Yeah, I'm going to play the Ryan Harris split with the top yeah I'm gonna play the Ryan Harris side and I think I'm playing the third cut I think it's A-top Indian A-top

A-top why is it A-top Indian Warriors is the name of the track that I'm gonna play alright Ryan Harris and this tape is

sold out sold out so from his sold out split with out. From his sold out split with the top. So if you want it, fuck you. On Wood Between Worlds. Here he is. Top of the charts. Second time you heard him here,

folks. Ryan Harris. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ryan Harris. Ryan Harris. Good job. Good job. We're all proud of you. That was from a split with a top, or a top. Thanks for putting that out. You gave it your best.

And you did it? You did all right. You did okay. Sold out, Dave? Yeah, all sold out. But you can listen to it on Bandcamp. It's pretty limited, right? Only a few copies of that?

There weren't many. There weren't many. No. Pretty limited runs with Wood Between Worlds. It said very limited, but it's not disclosing how many. That could mean anything. Yeah. Could be.

That's all relative. All right, my turn? Could be anything. My turn. All right, I'm going to play this one. Ryan Harris. Jacksonville, Florida.

That's where he is now. Good city. Hot down there. Going to play this tape by Rick Weaver. It's called The Perfect Man. Cool boats. Though I like on the inside. You got a lot of cool boats in that. It says The Perfect Man

OST. So it's like original soundtrack. Oh, what? I like that. Look at this. This one really folds out. What are those? Strawberries? No, those are roses. Roses, Dave. I like when you fold it all open until this like 1, 2, 3 are roses. Roses, Dave. I like when you fold it all open until it's like one, two, three, four. Like this four panel J card.

And the inside has this like almost like wallpaper rose print with the text on top of it. It looks nice. This is exclusively for headphone use. But then it's got that little. It's got that little. Exclusively for headphones. Well, we're wearing headphones. I got headphones.

Yeah, we got headphones. Yeah, all right. We need a thing that's like. Is it really a soundtrack to something? No. Are you sure? I have no clue. Did you Google it?

You were so quick to say no. No. Let me see it. Let me hold it in my hands. We need a thing that says like... Because since this says... Who is it again? Rick Weaver.

Rick Weaver. He's one of the dudes in Formalog. Okay. And he played in The New Flesh. Dave, you're not going to... Give it to Dave. Just give it to him. Just give it to me.

I got one more thing to say. All right. Why do you have to hold it? Because it goes with my narrative. All right, go. Since it says exclusively for headphone use, we need to have a thing

that's like a warning that says, please put on your headphones now. All right, yeah. Like Nigro, make that. Why did you have to hold that for that? Yeah, I don't know why he needed to hold that. He please put on your headphones now. All right, yeah. Like Nigro, make that. Why did you have to hold that for that? Yeah, I don't know why he needed to hold that. He just wants to be in control.

I'm still playing with it here. You'll know why when you take it. I love how he gave it to you. And then right when you went to get it, he pulled it away. You little fucker. I like the feeling of the paper. That's fine, Dave. Now take it.

You can have it. You earned it. You earned it, big guy. It feels good. It's like a's fine, Dave. Now take it. You can have it. You earned it. You earned it, big guy. It feels good. It's like a weird glossy, like a coating to it. You didn't say anything about this little portrait down here. The little drawing at the bottom, I like it. It's like a scanned index card that's plopped on top of the wallpaper here,

just down in the bottom corner. This is a new one on Beezor Formations. Beezor. Beezor. Beezor. Came out with the tape by Radiant Husk. Came out with this one not that long ago. Yeah, I'm gonna play I don't know how the tracks

are split up. It's a goofball parade when you put this thing on. Oh yeah? So we'll just get in here. We'll just start playing it for a while. Alright, let's do it. I like that lime green shell. It's like a key lime shell. Key lime, huh? I'll take a bite of that.

I wouldn't. It's like a starburst. No, I don't like that. You don't like key lime pie? No. I like key lime Skittles. They're just lime, right? They're just lime.

Yeah, I like the lime Skittles. Key limes. I like key lime pies. Only get those down in the keys. I think they took the... In the Florida Keys. That's where key limes are from. What, Skittles? What? Key limes. I think they took the... In the Florida Keys. That's where key limes are from. What, Skittles?

What? Key limes. I think they meant Skittles. No. I think they took the lime Skittles out of... Actually, I don't know that. I wanted you guys to be like, what? Sorry.

Huh? Huh? What did they take? They took the lime Skittles out of Skittles and replaced them with, like, apple. Oh, really? Sour apple? Yeah, but not good. That's what the kids like better. Thanks, really? Sour apple? Yeah, but they're not good.

Thanks, Michelle Obama. Trying to healthy up on you. Yeah, health campaign. Don't bring her into this. I like all those gross pictures that kids were tweeting, though. Yeah, because high school lunches just got gross now. They look real bad. Yeah, they always look bad, though.

Hand me that tape. Man, does this glow in the dark? Do you guys ever get double lunch? Oh, yeah, all the time. I got double lunch all the time. Yeah, all the time. What's double lunch? You just pay another dollar and you get another one.

You get two. Wait, how much does the first one cost? A dollar. Same. Can you get triple? No, you could just do double. They can't figure out the logistics of that. Yeah, pizza, always got double lunch.

Double lunch. Dave, turn off the light real quick. Let me get that double lunch. It doesn't glow in the fucking dark, Mike. Turn it off. A little bit. I think it does. Hold it up higher.

It doesn't. I think it's only if it's really high up in here. I'm putting it under the table. Turn it off again. That was the glow of his computer screen. Nah, it's pitch black down there. All right. Rick Weaver, the perfect man.

By the fucking tape. On Beezor Formations. Here we go. so so Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. you got me quick i got rick weaver the perfect man new case about pride by rick weaver on bizarre formations that's a that's a fun one what's a fun house are they like goofing on are they goofing up bizarre and saying bizarre formations

I don't know what they're goofing on what are you guys goofing on what you goofing on give us a call give us a call 480 tabs out give us a call and let us know what you're goofing on when do people realize when I tell them to call that number that it's real I don't think they do

you don't talk about it enough not yeah i mean yeah never talk about it i talk about all the time no we haven't done the phone in a while talk about it right now should i tweet well i don't know if the thing's charged yeah see yeah we hooked up like two times yeah good thing you're paying for that every month yeah yeah well it's 85 a month i get. I get unlimited faxes. And one day out of the month, it gives me a color screen instead of black and white. It's a good deal. Just one day. Yeah, one day. With taxes, it's like $92.92.

It's almost $93. It's not bad. It's not bad at all. All right. Is it your turn? Whose turn is it? You got to talk into the microphone. Me?

Yeah. Don't talk into the front of it, Joe. Talk into the girth. Right here? Like this. Talk into there. Right there. That's where I've been talking. I can't bend down that much, though. You need me to put a bullseye on it, Joe? That's good, right? Yeah, you're good.

See? Give me a... Yeah, that's good. Turn his mids down. Turn my mids down. Consta got his mids too high. Whoa, there's good. Turn his mids down. Yeah, you got my mids too high, Dave. Turn my mids down. Consta got his mids too high. Whoa, there's a boat.

I was downloading something on WeTransfer and there's a boat background. There is a boat. Like a movie. We're on a sailboat. That's crazy because we were talking about boats. Look at her go. Yeah.

Look at that bow bounce. She seaworthy Look at that What kind of nod is that It's going like six You guys really started staring at it Where's she at, southeast? I don't know, where's the sun at

Southeast What kind of wind are we dealing with 15 miles an hour is that nimbus wind you think the hull's gonna hold oh she'll hold let's play a tape from running point on power moves

power moves label that's the one thing I like about this label's name is that do you say label yeah you have to say label. Yeah, Power Moves Label. We say this every time. Oh, yeah, well, it's still funny. Power Moves Label.

I haven't got to the bottom of it yet, Dave. Jesus. Yeah, we still talk about the Kennedy assassination too, Dave, because we don't know everything yet. We just don't know everything. We don't know what really happened that day. People like you that want us to shut up about it, and let's talk about the moon landing.

Shut up, he's dead. And why is it that you don't want us to talk about it? He's trying to... Don't change the subject. He's trying to distract me. What really happened that day? That fateful day. I like it. Jesus Christ, this is really bad.

I put the sticker on there. Oh, you put the sticker on there? Yeah, because otherwise there's no screws. How do I know what the A side is? It looks like you're selling it at a flea market. I did that. It's a green circle. Good job, Joe.

Well, I didn't want to write it on Dave. It's not that good. Well, I didn't want to do marker on the tape. What if I want to sell it on eBay later? Yeah, you peel that off. I can't put near mint. Not with this case. This Noroco's all busted.

Yeah, it's all busted. You better change that out. Well, I'm going to change that out. I got a guy. You want me to bring it to my guy? You got a Noroco guy? I got a Noroco guy. He exchanged this one for me. And he's like, what do we got here? He looks at it with like the

um, the jeweler's thing. Oh, I see. This is a T82. They don't make these anymore. I can check the junk pile on the back if you want, but I can't guarantee anything. They were really brittle this year. He comes in. I just got off the phone with somebody. They can bring one in from Jersey,

but it's going to be a week. All right. What is this we're playing? Running Point is the name? Running Point. For guitar and amplifier. It's got catalogs

stacked all over it. It's broke. The guy's a hoarder. There's just catalogs stacked everywhere to the ceiling. Like Sears catalogs? Sears catalogs, you know, baseball card catalogs.

He likes catalogs. All kinds of catalogs. All right, well, let's get into this running point. Newspapers, old newspapers. Do we know who Running Point is? No. Are they related to Turning Point? Yeah.

Oh, okay. Yeah. It's like a Turning Point spinoff. Running Point for guitar and amplifier. Power Moves label. Here we go. I'll be back in the high life again. Thank you. Thank you. The The Thank you. The Then they know that's an option. Running point.

Running point. Good jams. I like a good solo guitar jam.. Running Point. Good jams. I like a good solo guitar jam. Solo guitar jam? That was Power Moves label number two. Number two. Oh, yeah. Early.

Deep cut. Going early in the stacks. Pro-dub 50 copies. Out of print. Or sold out from the source. But I would recommend putting some sort of indicator of the sides on there. Something.

Otherwise it tapes just blank. There's no screws. Let me look. I told you. Let me see if there's something. That's why I put the goddamn fucking sticker. There's nothing on there. Fucking Christ. No, there's nothing on there.

Crazy. It's crazy times we live in, there's nothing on there. Crazy. Crazy. It's crazy times we live in when you can just do that. Yeah. Just makes you wonder. What are you clicking on, Dave? I'm trying to figure it out. I'm missing a tape over here.

Oh, it's right here. Okay. Right in front of me. Got it. You check right next to you, dingbat. You ding dong. All right. My turn, right?

We'll use both your eyes. Got him, Joe. I'm gonna play this tape by the project Bracken. It came out on Barrow Records. B-A-R-R-O. We played something else on Barrow and I can't remember what it was.

But I think it was me. You definitely played it, yeah. Yeah. I can't remember what it was. I'll figure it out. I know we ended the show with it and I know it was. But I think it was me. You definitely played it, yeah. Yeah. I can't remember what it was. I'll figure it out. I know we ended the show with it, and I know it was like,

it was like a guitar, like a really mellow guitar journal, I think. Oh, Caledonia County. Yeah, that sounds right. That's what it is. I like when we problem solve. Yeah. I like when we work together

as a team. If we can only do that as a country, you know what I mean? Obama. Yeah. God damn Obama. Doesn't want us to.

Where's my wood? Where's my wood? I was promised wood. What's that from? From like, we made the jokes the other time about like,

where's my wood? It's an Akamura. Yeah, it's like a picture. You go to wheresmywood.com and there's a picture of Obama

taking all of our wood to China. He's running in a suit with logs under each arm and he's looking back over his shoulder. I can't remember why we said he was taking the wood. But it was like, where's my wood? You should make that website.

I can get on it. I'll get on it in a little bit. For viral marketing for the show. I think Where's My Wood is already reserved. Oh yeah, we looked it up already. Somebody already had it. And think we looked that up. Oh yeah, we looked it up already. And they got it years ago. Still haven't done anything with it. They knew we'd have a wood problem eventually.

It's investing. As soon as Obama was elected, he's like, that's it. That sounds like insider trading. Let me call GoDaddy. Where'sMyWood.com and.org. Don't touch my feet with your foot. Stop when you're so close to mine. I feel the heat on yours and mine just bounce.

What are you playing? Bracken? Project's called Bracken. And I think... Is it just one dude? I think the project is Chris Cole and then maybe some guest musicians on this.

But I don't know anything about this guy, but it's good stuff. Yeah? Yeah, man. I want to do a cut off the A side and the B side. The first cut off of both. Two cuts, huh? Yeah.

Two of them. Good one, Dave. You went right for it. Now I know which button it is because sometimes I'll try to set them up. Two of those? Dave's already doing something else. It doesn't land.

So now I saw what he pushed, though. I told him to make little stickers that symbolize each sound and put them on the keys. Yeah, I should. The only problem is we put new ones on there. This is his gaming computer, though,

so when he's playing... No, this isn't a gaming computer. It's not a fucking gaming computer. This is his gaming computer, though, so when he's playing... No, this isn't a gaming computer. It's not a fucking gaming computer. This is a social media computer. This is Alienware, so when he's playing... I don't know. What do the kids play on the computer these days? Call of Duty.

Call of Duty. That's a big one, I think. That's a big one on the computer? Yeah. What about World of Warcraft? Do they still play that? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Sims. Sims play that oh i don't know i don't know anything sims

sims yeah i don't i don't get that the second life i don't i don't get seriously playing that game the sims the sims i've never played it i've never played it huh i i used to i've only seen it featured in the hit tv show the office oh yeah no that was second life i don't know i used to put like three people in a room with no doors on it and just have the whole thing lined with carpet and the walls are... The whole thing is carpet and the walls are lined with fireplaces and they eventually just burn the house down. Really?

Yeah. That's what would happen in real life. Or you can put them like in the bathroom and then while they're in the bathroom, you just take the door off and then you go back into the game, and they're just stuck. They don't know how to get out. That's pretty great. They should go mad.

Eventually. Well, yeah, they get real mad. They sit on the floor, and then you take the toilet away, and then they pee themselves, and they start stomping on the floor. Oh, yeah, that's sad. Yeah. And you take the shower away so they can't bathe after they pee, and they're just smelly and covered with flies and depressed.

You're fucked up. And then they just die. Yeah, man. They literally die in The Sims? Yeah, they die. They turn into a little urn. They turn into a little urn. Yeah.

Everyone gets cremated in The Sims. That's heavy. All right, what are you playing? Bracken? Bracken. Bracken. Hand it over. Let me take a look-see. Some guy bathing

in a pond. Oh, I like that because it, you know, this is a nice nature shot here. You don't think he's swimming, huh? Well, he could be bathing or swimming. He's got trunks on, Dave. He's got swimming trunks. You guys don't bathe with trunks on? Well, if I'm in a lake, actually.

Yeah. He's standing in the middle too, huh? Oh, he went out. It looks like it's about to drop off there. Oh, actually. Yeah. He's standing in the middle, too, huh? Oh, he went out. Well, it looks like it's about to drop off there. Oh, yeah, how dark it gets. He went out there. He's right on the edge. What is this called? Exist, resist.

All right, and you're going to play something. What do I have to do? Put it on the B side, play it, and then... What am I doing first? At the third line's roar, you have to flip it. At the third line's roar. I'm going to play a cut off the B side and the A side. I don't know which side it's on right now.

Bracken, Exist, Resist on Barrow? Barrow. B-A-R-R-O. Barrow. Barrow. Barrow. Barrow. Barrow.

Barrow. Barack. Where's my wood? Not in my America. Where's my wood? Not in my America. Where's my wood, Obama? Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. yeah Thank you. You are me. Thank you. Thank you. Bracken. Bracken Bracken That's good Two cats

Here we go There it is Exist Resist On Barrow Exist Resist Is that a newer one Dave? Uh Yeah

Um It's still available As far as I know As far as I know From Barrow Um His most up to date Information You gotta constantly check It's still available, as far as I know, from Barrow. His most up-to-date information. You gotta constantly check in the Christmas season. It's a popular one, apparently.

Oh, yeah? All kinds of people buying that thing. Everybody. It's a good one. Yeah. All right, my turn? Yeah, I believe. I believe I can fly.

It's like one of those jammies in this bag. Was that in Space Jam? I believe I can fly. It's like one of those jammies in this bag. Was that in Space Jam? I believe I can fly? Yeah. Was it? I don't know. It doesn't seem like it would be. Why not?

Just label no visible scars. I don't know. It's a package. Mike just doesn't think so. I just don't think so. A few tapes. Bill Murray was good in that. What size would you say this bag is?

They're making part two. What? This bag is. It's a weird size, too. Let's see. Eight by four. No, bigger than four. And bigger than eight.

I want to say nine by five. Five by nine sounds right. Whoa. Me and Joe said it at the same time. I'm going to say five and a half by nine and a half. Measure it with this measuring tape. I think you already did this because that was convenient. You're like, let me grab my measuring tape.

5.5? You already did this. I swear to God. 5.5 by 9. You wish it was a bit, Joe. You wish I could look at stuff and not know what size it was. What?

I wish that he could look at things and not know how size it was. What? I wish that he could look at things and not know how big it was. It's the one thing that I wish Mike couldn't do. Every time he's like, that's two by three. Whatever. Know it all. Know it all.

I know how big everything is. It drives you mad. Yeah, it fucking pisses me off. Because you always wish I could do it. Because I'm always like, that's about a six by. Joe buys a new house. Mike comes over.

What's that wall? 12 feet? 12 feet. Yeah, Mike, 12 fucking feet. You got it. That's because he always looks at something. 400 square feet? You take out a pencil and it's like, what is that, about 18 inches?

He's like really off. Anyway, this label, No Visible Scars. These tapes come in like these About five and a half by nine Plastic baggies, ziplock baggies What's that noise? That's the second time I heard that Really?

It's like a ding I don't know Was that your computer? It had a longer decay though I don't think so But anyway These tapes come in these These bags

9 by 5 and a half or whatever we said And uh Tall bags with the tape inside Tall cover art here Where am I going to put that Yeah you gotta find a place for it But this one is by a project called Nenika. It's like a heavy doom and gloom shit going on.

Oh, yeah? It's like a heavy gloom and doom shit going on. Heavy doom and gloom shit going on. What did I say? He said it's like a heavy doom and gloom shit going on. You're just reading the sticker that's on the promo sticker on the front. Is that what it says? It does say that.

It says. And then it's like, who does it credit? Like a really bad website that's like bongsandriffs.net. But it's either called EP 2012 or Ep 2012. I think it's EP because there's only four songs. But on the band camp, it's EP because there's only four songs. But on the band camp, it's capital E little p.

I don't know that. That's not how you would put EP. Either way. Nah, you're splitting hairs. It's a C-62. I feel like everybody's just ganging up. As soon as Dave gets high, he just starts fucking with me. It's a C-62, but both sides are the same.

I think Dave picked this tape out earlier on the mailbag. And it says, like, it said, like, side, you know. This program will continue. It says, like, program reviews on side B. And he says, of course it does. Really mad. I'm going to play the second track called Heat off of this one. Heat.

Heat. It's like my favorite Miami basketball team. Name that track. Your favorite Miami basketball team. Well, he doesn't like the college team. Or the various high schools. Yeah. High schools.

The pickup teams around town. They're all terrible. He likes the big one, the main one. That's my favorite. It is your favorite. Everybody has their favorites. All right, Nanika. You guys are so much better than the college team.

And you're way better than the high school teams. Don't get me started on the grade schools. EP 2012, No Visible Scars. This is one that came out in 2012. Conveniently enough. Here we go. Here we go. To fatigue A blend A blend

From the Sugar I Want To Love You I'm not going to let you go. The dark house behind the lights The unwind unyielding I'm going to go ahead and do that. He is true

I am true I am true I am true I am pure I am true I am true I am true I am true

I am right I am true I'm sorry. I believe in you. I believe in you. I believe in you. I believe in you. I believe in you. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid.

I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid.

I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I am... ...your... ...destroyed...

...he... Too scary for me. Is that why you're under the table? I was like, what's he doing? And they're going, is it over? Nanika from EP 2012. Remind me a little bit of some Connade stuff. Yeah. A little bit.

That's a No Visible Scars on No Visible Scars. That's a few tapes. All pretty good. All like, you know. When we saw them with that muscle band, what did they say? Oh, Muscle Factory?

Yeah. Oh. I'm psyched. I'm psyched. Yeah. But then the Connade dude, like, at the end of the set, he, like, said it and then looped it over and over again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Muscle Factory, the guy, the main guy in that, there's, like, a YouTube, like, documentary thing that he made about himself. Really? Yeah. Yeah, and it's really weird. Why did they book them with Connay? Why wouldn't they? I don't know.

He has, like, 150 different, like, recording projects. Oh, really? weird why did they both them with Connie why wouldn't he he has like 150 different like recording projects and they're all really really weird yeah I wish I could remember the name of the guy but now I can it's like date Darien or is it Darien where's he from Philadelphia oh he's from Philly yeah I think it's just called Darien, too. Darien? Come on, you guys are doing it again. I don't know why... You're both Googling.

I'm left. I don't know what to talk about. Darien Harris, Game of Thrones. Is that him? No. That's him. That's him. Maybe it's not Game of Thrones.

All right, well, whatever it is. You'll never get... You'll figure it out. Muscle Factory. What was some other one of his band names? Did you guys see the one where Schmidt moves into the loft by himself? You're just going to go into talking about New Girl out of nowhere with no segue?

We'll talk about it later. Whose turn is it? Joe, your turn. What do you got? I want to play this tape. How do you say that? You're asking me? Kothia. Well, is Sugar AM the name of the project? No, I believe it's... I don't know. I have no idea.

What do you think? I think Sugar AM, because Sugar AM the name of the project? No, I believe it's... I don't know. You know, I have no idea. Well, let's look it up. What do you think? I think Sugar AM, because Sugar AM is on the spine. Yeah. And then Sugar AM is in here, right. What was it? Infinite Waves? Is that the name of the label?

Yeah, Infinite Waves. Well, let's get to the bottom of that first before we go any further. I think you're right. I think it's Sugar AM. Sugar AM, right. Why didn't I just click on infinitewaves.net? Come on, man. Why didn't it give me that first?

Let's just say it's Sugar AM. Let's just run with it. Dave, what are you doing over there? You're deep in the web. Yeah, I'm still trying to track down this dude's name that's in Muscle Factory. Oh, okay. Rewind that. That's from the mailbag. Mailbag!

You had a comp on this label too, right? Yeah, I'm going to check that out. It came with a temporary tattoo. Oh, look at that. I like the label's logo. A couple wavy lines. The name of the infinity sign with the infinite waves all wavy.

Yeah, don't you have that somewhere? There's a sticker on the table somewhere. Oh, there it is. There it is right there. So who's Sugar A.M.? Do we know? I don't know. We only know that's the project name.

I thought it was Sugar Arm. His name's Darren Finnegan. You see? I'm glad you said that, Joe, because so did I. Yeah. Very deceiving. I wonder if he could sue. Oh, probably.

What's the name of the tape again? It's either Sugar AM or... Kathia. Okay, I'm starting to think it's Kathia. Yeah. Because look at this. Kathia slash Dart. Oh, that's the project name.

It's definitely Kathia. It's Kathia. So it's definitely Kathia. So Sugar AM is the project it's kathia so it's definitely kathia so sugar am is is the name of the of the tape okay we think but we're getting closer we're getting there we're moving along we're chugging along uh infinite waves a label from denmark changed our mind yeah oh from denmark i don't want to play this I like the cover art That would explain why In the comp I was looking like

Who's on it and I don't know anybody Like not one familiar name Yeah So they're from Denmark Wait why would that mean they're from Denmark No it makes more sense that this label's not from This country Because you don't recognize anyone?

Because I don't recognize anything No, what? You don't think that makes sense? I think Dave just broke the My headphones he left so loud That doesn't make any sense What do you mean it doesn't make any sense? So you know literally everyone from this country No, but you would think if it was an American label

On a comp, you might recognize somebody Who's putting out tapes I mean, not necessarily Not necessarily, but you would think if it was an American label on a comp, you might recognize somebody who's putting out tapes. I mean, not necessarily. Not necessarily, but then you're like, oh, they're from, and one guy's name is Goldberg Lolax. All right, yeah. They're not from this country. I don't think that's crazy.

No, it's not crazy. It's insane. It was just the way that you, it was your delivery that was good. You guys are stupid. All right. So where do we land? This is Thaya. And? the way that you... It was your delivery that was good. You guys are stupid. Alright. So where do we land? Thaya? And... She's got some more evidence. Oh no.

What? I was hoping it had the flimsy window. Does it? Oh, kinda. Oh, it does. Yeah, not kinda. It either does or... You just can't get your fingers in that window. I can't. No, it doesn't. It doesn't? No. This window's just broken. Oh, wait a minute.

Yes, it does. It does. You know why I thought it was hard? Because there's so much tape in there. There's a lot of tape. But when you get to the part where there's no tape... Damn, there's a lot of tape. You're all neck.

You get to the part where it's no tape and it just falls right through. How big is that window, Mike? It's about, I'd say, what? Three-eighths of an inch by half an inch. Don't measure. I'm measuring it. 3 eighths of an inch by half an inch. It's a quarter of an inch

by Start at the 2. By 7 eighths of an inch. by this is hard to tell do it start at the two by seven eighths of an inch seven eighths you were way off good number

well I was just goofing alright give me that tape that's the comp okay we're not playing that we're playing Kathaya from the from Mike Sugar yeah

Mike Sugarman yes from the Sugar Am cassette on Infinite Waves. I think it's AM because there's a... That's why I said Sugar AM.

You said Sugar Am. Let's just play this fucking tape. This is a cool podcast. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The Thank you. The Thank you. The The I'll fix that in post. Mike, turn the radio off. Turn the radio off. You should have this elevated off of this. I think that's part of the problem. You don't think I thought about that?

Why haven't you done it? You thought about it. Actually, you know what, Dave? Hand me that thing that's right behind you. It's always specific. That, like... It's got stuff on top of it. Let's eat this sort of thing.

I'm going to be amazed if he gives me the thing I want Yeah, that's it There you go, the thing Yanni would stuff on How would you describe this? A pizza tray It's impossible to describe Shit You are a stupid man

Are we recording right now? Yes. Now I can't see Dave. I can't lift my hands up. That's really high. It looks crazy. It looks like I'm doing like the... You got a saw over there.

Let's cut these. Let's measure and cut these legs off a little bit. Well, these legs right now are about five and a half inches. Here, Joe, I'm going to pick my leg up. You move it. Oh, it's coming down now? Yeah. What if we flip it upside down? What's'm going to pick my laptop. You move it. Oh, it's coming down now? What if we flip it upside down? What's that going to do?

So the legs are pointing up. Well, it'll give me about an eighth of an inch elevation. That might be enough. Oh, okay. Cathaya. Cathaya. Sugar AM cassette on infinite waves. Waves that don't end. Waves that don't end.

Waves that don't quit. Keep going. Waves that don't quit. Just keep going. Everyone saw the waves come around again. Let's keep going. Keep going. Why not?

Why not? Infinite forever. The lazy river. All right, Dave, what do you got? Tell Dave about your bit with the car wash. He knows about it. He was here when we were forming it. Oh, alright.

Let me get the book. Give me... Oh, the air freshener. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't need to get into all that. Sounds pretty good. I'm going to play this deep cut,

deep old one from Avan Archive. From Avan Archive. Came out in 2013, split between Hobo Cubes. That's not that old. It's last year.

Beginning of January. I think they're going to release it like 2010. That's two years ago. It came out a while ago. All right. Hobo Cubes, Rambutan split. Yes. Avan while ago. All right. Hobocubes, Rambutan, Split.

Yes. Aven Archive. This is the dude that did Alter Eagle, right? Oh, I don't know. Is it? It does Aven Archive, yeah. I don't know. Pretty sure.

Does Brad Rose have a project that's kind of like that name? I thought he was in Alter Eagle. No, I think. No? Who's Alter Eagle? Looking up right now. Where's Holland? Who are the Dutch?

Who knows? What's Great Britain? And what's England? What's the British Isles? Keep going. Who are the Dutch? And who are the United Kingdom? To George Washington.

I just don't get it. Why are there so many names for the same thing? Well, it's not all the same thing. Why are there so many names? Oh, you know what? Maybe I'm wrong. Walter Eagle is Brad Rose. I thought so.

And Eden Rose. That button didn't do anything. The five didn't do anything either. Wait, hold on. Now I'm confusing. That button didn't do anything. The five didn't do anything either. Wait. Hold on. Now I'm confusing. Let me look up Adam Arka. Talk about something.

It's something similar. There's an error here. Come on. Talk about something. I got nothing. I got nothing. Yeah, it was pretty good. Black Eagle Child. Nothing. I'll tell you later. About the lightsaber? That Star Wars trailer? Yeah, it was pretty good. Black Eagle Child. Black Eagle Child.

Yeah. Okay. What? Nothing. I'll tell you later. About the lightsaber? Yeah. Yeah.

I just don't get it. Like, why do you need those things on the side? You're going to get hurt. It's dumb. Are you going to walk up to somebody and just poke them with the side? Once they did, like... Oh, I thought that was a sound effect. Like, I don't forget what the first lightsaber that was different. Oh, the one that was double-ended. Darth Maul's. Double-ended, right?

Yeah. Now everyone's got... They all gotta be crazy. They all gotta be crazy. Can't they just be... It's a lightsaber. It's pretty nuts. Well, most of them are gonna be pretty nuts. I mean, pretty normal. Normal. And a couple guys got these flashy ones. Yeah. But the double-ended one makes sense. You use that one like a...

Like a bo staff. Yeah. To have like two little nubs stick out the side. That's Mike's dick. Two little nubs that stick out the side. Grow up, Dave. Unless you can squeeze the lightsaber and it shoots out there.

Like a laser? Like a laser. That'd be pretty cool. That would be pretty good. Why don't they just have them do that? Because they're more civilized. They're more civilized. Sword players. Much more civilized than a random blaster. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, okay. What, Dave? Black Eagle Child? I can't talk to you guys when you talk about bullshit. Star Wars and shit. Science. All right, Dave. What are you doing here?

Are you playing a tape? Yep. I'm going to play the Hobo Cube side of this tape. This might be one of the last tapes that these guys have put out. They haven't put anything out since 2013. Hobo Cube. Oh, Avan Archives? Avan Archives, yes.

But you can get all the stuff digitally on their Bandcamp. Oh, digitally. If you want to do that. Is that Slack?, digitally. If you want to do that. Is that flack? Not my problem if you want to do that. Wave of the future. Yeah.

All right, well, let's play something off this tape. Why don't we? Pass it to me. Are there spiral graphs on the cover? Yeah.

I used to have a spiral graph. Those are fun. Those are real fun. Red and blue spiral graphs. I'm surprised you don't see more of these. I wish I could be everywhere if people are doing art. I'm surprised you don't see more of these. I wish I could be everywhere that people are doing art.

I like that one now. Alright, we're going to play Hobo Coopside. Okay, Joe, don't rush me. People want to hear me ramble. Half describe it. It's white, but it's milky, but it's not cream. There's a thing on it. Joe, what would you

call that thing? I wish I could be everywhere that people are doing art, but it's not cream. There's a thing on it. Joe, what would you call that thing? I wish I could be everywhere. The people are doing art. And it's got, they twirl, but they cover half of a portion of the front cover and the spine has the words wrap around to the, it lends itself to the back. All right.

I wish I could be everywhere. The people are doing art. Thank you. so so Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Oboe Cubes. Don't burn me, Dave. Oboe Cubes. Split with Rambutan. Of an archive from last year.

You know he doesn't like sci-fi. Oh, my turn. I was just going to say whose turn, but I-fi. Oh, my turn. I was just going to say whose turn, but I already know now it's my turn. Let's see what I got here. You're so funny, Mike. Thanks. Hilarious.

Sometimes when I don't get attention, I just scream a word. Hopefully somebody will laugh. Bungalow. All right. Do you want them there box ones? Yeah, the label from the dude who does this label who did the intro tonight

for Cabin Floor Esoterica Tashi Dorji and Frank Meadows collab this label puts out these tapes in these jewelry boxes yeah like a necklace

or earring box bigger than earrings like a necklace box notring box. Yeah. Bigger than earrings, like a necklace box. Like, not like a proposed to somebody and flip it up. Not like a... A hinged box. Pretty woman. Pretty woman when they snap the fingers, yeah. Like a brown box with a lid.

A brown craft box with a lid and a bottom. And the tape's always come with a little, like, trinket in it. Like, it's got the tape and it's got an insert. And this one has, like, a little, like, rusty screw. You're going to get tetanus from that. Yeah. What do you have in the tape and it's got an insert and this one has like a little like rusty screw. You're gonna get tetanus from that. Yeah, what do you have in yours, Joe?

You brought a tape on this label. It's a little piece of like laminate wood. Laminate wood? That's not sounding good at all. Don't worry about

my computer, Dave. Is the microphone picking that up? Oh, definitely. Oh, yeah. Big time. See? Yeah, a little piece of wood and some slides or something. Not slides, but... Just like some little pictures, definitely. Big time. See? Yeah, a little piece of wood.

And some slides or something. Not slides, but... Just like some little pictures, yeah. And he just put out a Holostrona discography that's like... I feel like there's a little guy cutting 2x4s in your computer right now. It's just some carpentry. I'll shut it down. Got the garage door open, and it's Sunday.

He's just doing some work. Let me... I'll turn you know i'll turn the i'll turn the screen brightness down redoing the screen for no reason might as well cut this up all right well all right i'm gonna play something let me see let me see that one oh it's right here this now again here's my computer What's on the cover there? Like an exploded diagram of something?

I don't know if it's exploded. No, it's exploded. Kind of. Exploded everywhere. Of something. Some sort of mechanical diagram. They're nice looking tapes. They do a good job.

They do a good... We're really proud of them for several reasons. Oh, upright bass and guitars. I heard a Tashi Dorji tape before. It was good. Tashi Dorji. Tashi Dory. I don't know how to say it.

And Frank Meadows. What's the name of the tape? Oh, it's a lot. Number 6 is sacred. C40. Cabin floor esoterica number 52. Something off the B side. There you are. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon I love you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I don't know. I'm sorry. © B Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's go.

Bang, bang, bang, clang, clangin'. Tashi, Dory, and Frank Meadows. We were in the whole time right there? Just when I started making that noise. Oh, okay. Number six is Sacred. It's set on cabin floor esoteroterica not sure if it's still available or not came out a bit ago get that screw that's in there i like this label yeah me too i like

them a lot good stuff what do you got b was that carson that was a good yeah it was carson it wasn't that wasn't that good though yeah well you. They can't all land. Wild stuff. No, that's not that good either. Wild stuff. There we go. That was good. Weird wild stuff. Oh, Dave's got a good Carson. Is it Carson that we're doing?

What was his buddy? Ed McMahon? It's definitely not him. It's not Ed McMahon. Who are we doing? Carson. It's Carson. Wild stuff.

Because then when George does it. Did you ever see Kevin Spacey's Carson? No. It's incredible. He's really good at impressions. He has all the face ticks down, everything. It's really good. Face ticks, he bugs all over his face.

He pulled them all out. I found one on my belly button a couple weeks ago. In your belly button? Yeah, it was gross. Woke up, my belly button hurt real bad. I'm like, why does it hurt so bad you had a tick in there and i had a tick in there how deep was it so deep oh man i mean what do you mean how deep was it as deep but my belly button's not that deep it was in there though like it was really hard that's what i mean like was did you have to dig all the way in there or was it like i was trying to get it with with tweezers and like pull into my belly button's coming yeah

did you put on did you tape it because you know you could have sold that and put it to somebody oh yeah pull that pull that tick.com

you alright Dave yeah sometimes when sometimes when you talk about like gross body stuff I get like oh you get grossed out by it alright

I'm alright you alright yeah alright sorry Dave what do you got Jeff it was gross and it busted all over the place.

Oils everywhere. No, it wasn't. It didn't bust. No, it's okay. It's like exotic fruit juice in front of his belly. Death Club. Have we played something

by feels before? On limited interest. I don't know. Feels? Feels. I feel like we have. I don't think so. But it's a common word.

I've said it several times. Are you saying you don't feel anything? That is always sunny. Yeah. Are you saying you don't feel anything? That is always sunny Yeah Are you saying you don't have feelings? Yeah I really like the glitter paper

Oh glitter paper That is very nice And the silver printing on it Green paper Green glitter paper Let me see Silver printing Let me see

Like a Jay Maskis guitar Here rewind the side B Let me see. Silver printing. Let me see. Like a Jay Maskis guitar. Here, rewind the side B. All the way. This side? The non-spirit side. How do you know? Is feels the B side?

Huh? What side are you playing? I want to play the B side. Is it a split? Yeah. Feels, death club. Split. Let me see.

Right? Is that what this is? Feels and death club. Oh, all right that what this is? Feels and Death Club. Oh, alright. Well, I want to play the Death Club side. Okay. Yeah, hold on. Let me see. Just because it's called 808s. Oh, the guy from Black Horizons did this layout. This is tight, this paper. This, like, is that

is this silkscreen? No, this is it's like silver printing on green sparkle paper. Me and Dave said glitter paper, but I guess you had to further describe it. It's like silver printing on green sparkle paper. I wish I could be everywhere. Me and Dave said glitter paper, but I guess you had to further describe it. Limited interest. In a different way. You know who sent us the tape?

Who? This guy who does that other cassette podcast. Son of a bitch. Our nemesis. The real dry one. Next we're going to play. It's the... Crack a joke, you turkey.

It's... Narokomori is what it's called. Next we're going to play Crack a joke you turkey Narokomori is what it's called I'm trying to think of an NPR show That could be like Like War Car Talk And it's Terry Gross No no no It's fresh air

No he's Dan Godley This week on Voice of my Family And it's Terry Gross. No, no, no, no. It's fresh air. No, he's Dan Gottlieb. This way, boys and my family. Boys. Dave, that's the biggest burn I've ever heard anyone give anyone. You're Dan Gottlieb. You're only on once a week, every Monday. On Mondays.

That's the worst. I was going to say You Bet Your Garden. No, but that's a good show. But that's really bad. No. Ugh. All right. Go off the fucking road listening to that shit.

I guess this is his label, limited interest. It's funny because he sent us this tape in an envelope that I originally got and sent to Denmark. Oh, this is a pretty good story. And then the envelope got sent back from Denmark to him, and he sent it back to me, and then I sent it back to him. We'll keep it going for a little bit. I hope he sends it back to me. Did we talk about the shiny paper?

Yes. Okay. Okay, it rewound. Sorry. Thanks for the update. Side B, press play. You want me to fast forward it now? Actually, yeah.

Okay. 33 seconds. Death Club from the split with Feels. Limited interest. Number one. guitar solo Push me Punish me Haunt me We're living We'll leave it

I'm not alone You may be right Maybe we're at this car To start Down by the yard A couple fight Like nothing but a brand new car Get nice

Push me Punish me Haunt me Bury me guitar solo I know it's tough And it feels alright She's afraid of burning by Yeah, I'm tired This day drags on

I've stayed up all night Good feelings that you stole Will die Oh, push me. Punish me. Hold me. Be with me. Beverly Hills I broke it hard To make things right I'm tired. Punish me Harden

Bury me Death Club. Death Club was pretty good. Death Club. I like those guitar tricks. Yeah. They were bopping all over the place. Beeping and bopping. That was nice.

I like bop. That was awesome. You like what? I like the new bop stuff. The new bop stuff. Something the kids can get down to. Hot bop. Hot bop.

Hot bop. Now that's what I call hot bop. Volume 5. Somebody put it on tape and call it... I've been begging for a lot of these. I haven't been getting very many. Put it the tape and call it I've been begging for a lot of these I haven't been getting very many put it on tape and call it I get some yeah

but not too many put it on a tape and call it now that's what I call Hot Pop volume 4 and send it to us and we will play it I hope it's real good real good. Real good.

Thanks to Tiny Mixtapes for hosting this podcast. Somebody's got to get this over the airwaves. Let the people decide. Dave, what do you got got Is this my last one What's that pink one With the crazy guy on it Your mom That was fucked up

You fucked up now chicken Yes your last one That's who you're fried. Yes, your last one. Ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh. Oh. That's how you're playing. Yes. Ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.

Oh, oh. Ow, ow. Ow, ow. Ooh, oh. A ooga. A ooga. The tape's called ooh. Is it really? Yeah.

I can't believe we're not getting any sound effects for this. There we go. Give me that. Or like two clown horns. And what's the tape called? What's it called again? O-U, one word. N-G, the next word.

But it's O-U-O-U. That's the name of the project. Twice. You knew where the button was. I did that one. Good job, Joe. You knew where the button was. You hit all the right ones. hit all the right ones knocked it out of the park you know what I like a lot about this tape look at that cover art

describe that cover art Dave it's text real close together and really tall what's that kerning? the kerning's real low the kerning's really low damn that's some low kerning, girl. And it's going uphill. It's going up at an angle.

It's slanted, and since all the letters are like... Not really a hill, more like a slab of concrete, because it's real straight. Oh, yeah, a hill would be a... Yeah. Yeah. I made a handbook on there. Well, Joe, hills come in various shapes and grades,

but they're usually... Grade, that's what it's called. Yeah. That's a high grade. You know that band's back? Grade? Yeah. No.

Yeah, they're playing in Philly with Ensign. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. Who cares? All right, let's play something over this tape, Dave. Who cares? Who cares?

Who cares about tapes? Who cares about anything anymore? Who cares about tapes anymore? Hand me that. Hand it to me, Dave. Oh, now. Oh, now. Now the shoes on the other hand.

Oh, the little shoes that Dave's playing with. Oh, you want me to put those on? I'll put them on. You haven't played with those in a while, Dave. Put them on. I know you guys want to. All right. Pop them on.

I'll do it for you. Pop them on. I got it. I'm distracting him. You got the tape. Thanks. You turkey. Turkey bird. All him. You got the tape. Thanks. You turkey. Turkey bird. Alright. How was your guys' Thanksgiving?

It was good, but look at this. I already talked to you about mine. We didn't talk about it on the... Dave, you need... Ride the lighter like a skateboard. This is like a... He's walking... Ride the lighter like a skateboard. Oh my god, please do it. Do a move. Look at it. It's so glorious. Do a shove it.

Not very good. Your ankle just broke. Dave, when are you going to get some music for when you put the little doll shoes on your fingers? Do a wipeout. Yeah, have that ready for next time. Come on, you're falling behind. Can you do me a favor?

Do a whole segment. Do one more. Just walking. Not on a surfboard or anything. No, do one more on the lighter. Do one more on the lighter. Do a manual. You can't do anything. I like when you try to do a trick.

You should get into fingerboarding and wear those shoes. I wonder if people who seriously do have little socks they put on their fingers. Ready? I'm going to try to ollie. Oh, that was pretty good. Oh, totally ollie. Did you notice the lines on the artwork on this?

It seems like it's a white background, but it's got these slight gray lines going on. It's awesome. Really nice. Who did the layout? Does it say inside anywhere? Let's see if it says who did the artwork. Let's see. Come on on let's check it out come on by travis bersick is the trackpad on this computer all worn down smooth yeah you really

like to the middle of it too you really like it really wore it down yeah there's like nothing i like that there's an outer ring that's not as worn down. Yeah. But the middle... Why? How's yours worn down? It's not. No? It still works.

I don't know why they put the traction on there at all. It doesn't say who did the artwork, but you did a good job. All right, let's play something off this O-O tape. Look at this. O-O. It's so funny. The dog is trying to throw it up.

You're still playing with the shoes over there yeah all right play I'm sorry. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. so so Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. you want to uh oh you want to like grease the side of the tape deck? And then you can grind on it? Yeah. I'm glad we came back in right when you were saying that. There was no context whatsoever. Well, Joby's got the doll shoes on it.

The doll shoes are on the other hand now. And Joby's don't. And he can actually do tricks on the lighter. Like really good ones. Yeah, it's pretty exciting. Have you landed any? Or can you just kind of like get it flipping? You did a kickflip.

Let me see you do a kickflip. Oh, now I got the pressures on. Now it works. Oh, see? I'm not going to wait around for all this. Too many people watching. Now the shoe came off. Yeah, it's pretty exciting. I did too.

No, they look good. We're all proud of you for many reasons. Now you like it. Now I like it. All right, whose turn is it? My turn? I guess. Take us out.

Taking us out. Take it. To the limit. To the limit. Take me home tonight. I changed it. It's something I wanted to sing. Can you hand me that tape right there, Joe?

No, no. Back one. Nope. It's so far away. That one I can't do. All right. I got it. Let's end this episode number 57 with a tape from Dog Lady Island.

Tape called, what's it called? Dolor Aria, maybe? Something like that. Dolor Aria? Maybe? Something like that. Dolor Aria. Let me see it. Alien Passengers number 39. This is Michael Colino's project and his label. Dolor Aria. That's what I said.

I like how all the tapes on this label are printed. Take out that cover, Joe. How they're all printed on all the transparencies or really thin vellum paper. Sometimes they're transparencies. That one's vellum. It always looks really tight.

It's always got that same vinyl on the spine. Dave, what vinyl is that? It's a color copy. Let me see. Most of them are black and white, but some of them are color. Oh, that's Capital Typewriter. And the spines. Most of them are black and white, but some of them are color. Oh, that's Capital Typewriter. Capital Typewriter? Okay. And the spines, all of them are in Capital Typewriter.

Uppercase. That's what it sounds like. Good kerning. Excellent kerning. Yeah, the kerning's real good. It won the Howard J. Kerning Award in 1998 for second best Kerning. Second best Kerning in the United States. They have an award for second best Kerning

and the worst Kerning. It's a very prestigious award. Somebody start a label called second best Kerning. Okay, start a label called second best Kerning and put it out on tape. What was the name of the tape I wanted? I just said it. Was no one paying attention, including me?

Fuck, what was the name of the tape? It was stupid. Yeah, it was no one paying attention including me fuck what was the name of the tape something stupid yeah it was probably um you're so stupid alright well let's go into this dog lady

dog lady island cassette episode number 57 good job boys I'm very proud of us all for many reasons you did a great job is there anything we need to say?

Is that it? That new tape shipping? New tape shipping for the Chrome Domes. Tuesday or Wednesday, not Monday. Oh, we forgot about the Chrome Dome sound. That made me excited. New Year's coming, so... So...

Then re-up. When do people re-up for the Chrome Dome? I don't know. Listen, kid. You don't know the system. You don't know the system. You just sit there and look pretty. Say the system again. When you donate, you donate $50.

What do you get? You get four tapes over the course of a year. Very special ones. A fiscal year? The year. A calendar year. A calendar year. From when you started. So they're staggered. From when you started. Oh, okay.

So they're staggered. Staggered. But you get four. But you get four. I've seen the documents. So if you sign up now, there's a Google Drive document. I'm sure there's many documents. So if you sign up now, you have all the pie charts. No one's getting more than they're supposed to.

I'll tell you that much. He's got a running tally on the amount of time each of us talked. And if we start getting a little bit ahead of him, he makes sure we really get in there. Somebody's got to keep this ship afloat. All right, boys. And sure as hell ain't you. What's next after that one?

There's that comp. Remember that God's Power comp it's called? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. With the African picture, right? Yeah, and it listed all those like... comp remember that that god's power comp it's called oh yeah yeah yeah with the african picture right yeah and it listed like all those like weird ailments weird ailments yeah yeah strong penis strong penis was one of them uh diabetes that's not that weird no but it's the other one i remembered this is so weird and every and like you submitted a track you're selling that one made that your project name one of of the Ailments.

Yeah. And then you went through. And I went through and I picked my favorites. Nice. Curated by you. What was it? There was one that was like, oh, Night Witches. Night Witches.

Night Witches was a good one. I mean, that's basically why it was. There's a lot of good ones. Let me see if I can pull it up. There was Night Witches. There was. it up there was night witches there was uh uh bilhazia is that something diabetes gonorrhea headache malaria night witches opposite electrician piles smelling mouth stroke strong penis waist pain and white hernia what is opposite wait opposite Wait, opposite electrician, that's not...

That's a real project, isn't it? No. I don't know. We've gotten a tape by a project called opposite electrician. Yeah, but it was a split with Night Witches. Oh, that's right. But what is opposite... But the tape just broke as soon as I put it in.

Oh, really? Is opposite... I don't understand that as an ailment. Opposite electrician. Well, you know, it's a different culture, Dave. Yeah, Dave. God, be like a little... Just go with it. Yeah, just go with it, man.

Sometimes you just gotta go with shit. Take whatever they give you. All right, take us out. Dog Lady Island. All right, take us out. Episode 57, Dog Lady Island. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon