Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #58 | 12.13.14

Episode Date: December 13, 2014

Daniel Bachman and Matthew Sage, Dismal Light, Randy Spike, Takamitsu Ohta, Sitar Outreach Ministry, Hunted Creatures, Henry Plotnik, A Mystery tape, Dominic Republic, Spiricom, Riohv, Mark Dicker, Mondo Cool, The Chris Murray Privilege, and Sam Gas Can.

Welcome back to the Tabs Out Cassette Podcast. I'm your host, Ted Butler. I've got a great show for you this evening. You'll be listening to new stuff from Howard J. Kerning, Two Strips of Bacon, Car Talk, and Ahmed Ahmed. Tabs out. Episode number 58. 58? 58. Traffic on the 58s.

Seven. Seven. Seven episodes away from retirement, boys. Such an odd time to do a... Two minutes. What? Traffic on the 58s. Two minutes before the hour? Yeah.

I think we need to go in that direction. That was Ted Butler from Noroco Mori, that other cassette podcast that Dave made fun of last time. He's got a good voice. He does, doesn't he? He's got a way better voice than me. Cracking some jokes for us. Coming out of character to crack some jokes for us.

Tell us about... Tell us about your family. No, that's not even his voice, though. Are you doing Dr. James Gottlieb? I was trying, but that wasn't good. I don't know if he's syndicated. Welcome to Voices in the Family. Yeah, that's how it is.

He might just be Philly. Oh, alright. I think we need to go, like... We should just go all Zoo Crew one day. I would love to. Hey, Tab's out on episode number 58, coming at you. Hey, the Whack Pack. Got some early morning crews here.

Yeah. Got some good tapes coming up at the top of the hour for you. Don't forget, when you hear the drone to pick up your phone, call in for a chance to win. Giving away four free tickets to this year's Tabs Out Clam Bake. Having a Jake McGillicuddy's of this Sunday.

Jake McGillicuddy's Shake's Best Place for Clams. Come on down, we're at $4 buds, $2 shots. First, we're getting some tapes here. We got a tape of them,

a hot new label out in Chicago, Patient Sounds. Think you're gonna like what you hear? Here it is. I think we should just get back to work. That was pretty good. I think we did. That worked

out alright, right? That was good. Hey, I wouldn't stay in that voice. I'll just be the hype man in the background. You're the hype man in the background. No, Joe is the guy who talks like this. And you're the one who's always trying to reign it in. Like, come on, guys. Get serious.

Can I be the wolf man? No. Too soon. Too soon. I'm reigning it in. All right. So let me shake the sillies out. Shake them out.

Speaking of patient sounds. Speaking of shaking out the sillies. You want to start this off with a tape from patient sounds, Joe B? Yeah, I do. Who? Who? Is it Daniel Bachman, Matthew Sage, like collaboration? Collaboration.

Low in the high deserts, one and two. This is like a... I like that J card. Yeah, we talked to Matt Sage about this tape. You got the little Jerry Bears on it. Me and Dave did an interview with Matt Sage for Laser Focus. But I think his microphone he was using was made out of coffee cans and old mannequin legs. I was like, we had to scrap the whole thing.

Oh, really? But he was saying how, I guess, Daniel Bachman is a big... And Matt Sage are really into like grateful dead bootlegs but people are into grateful dead yeah they were and i guess they bonded over that and then they made this tape in like uh you know in a in the essence of a grateful dead bootleg that matt riley boot heads that matt riley that matt riley tape you put out it was uh yeah it was the j card was the grateful but then part of the tape is the Grateful Dead concert. Yeah, yeah, because it runs out.

It's like a run tape. It runs out, yeah. Yeah, his tape runs out and the Grateful Dead kicks in. Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah, it's out there somewhere. I have that one. Does this have a name?

A low and a high? I just had it caught, Mike. All right, then I won't repeat it. You know what I really like? Where it normally has the Patient Sounds logo is the Grateful Dead. It's a little, yeah. Oh, what has the Patient Sounds logo. What's the name for that thing? The Grateful Dead head. Steal Your Face? Is that what it's called?

Well, that's what it always says in front of it. Or, not in front of it. Along with it. Oh, it does? In front of it, or on top of it in Comic Sans. It always says Steal Your Face with that skull thing. That skull thing. I got into the Grateful Dead.

I don't know what that means. Oh yeah, look Dave, look at the cover. Or the label sticker. Because they got a whole thing going. With the whole Grateful Dead thing. The Grateful Dead thing. It looks like an old tape. And then there's a little Bart on there.

There's one on the B-side too. Bart Simpson's on the B-side. You know what? I remember sending that in to Bootleg Bart. Oh, did you really? Yeah, I don't know if? I sent, I remember sending that into bootleg Bart. Oh, did you? Yeah. I don't know if they,

uh, didn't, they didn't run it. No, they only run shirts. No, they do other stuff. Oh,

they do. Yeah. All right. There's posters and stuff. Oh, there is. Yeah. Love bootleg.

I mean, there's a lot of shirts. Keep reaching for it, Mike. Dave. Remind me, tell you something really funny. Okay.

Make sure to remind him right now in the middle of this podcast. All right, episode... Okay, I'm sorry. I apologize. I didn't know it was really good. I shouldn't have said that. Mike, you said it was really funny.

Well, now I know. All right, episode 58. Jesus Christ. Let's start this off. I'm Ted Butler. Here's Daniel Bachman and Matthew Sage. All right, reel it in Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. ¶¶ so so © transcript Emily Beynon I went and saw Birdman, right? Yeah.

It was real good? I liked it a lot. I liked it a whole lot. Did you watch the trailer that they made for the movie? It was like viral marketing or whatever? For Birdman, the movie that... The movie that he's in. In the movie. In the movie. No. They made like a 90s trailer for Birdman. For Birdman, the movie that... The movie that he's in. In the movie. In the movie.

No. They made like a 90s trailer for Birdman Returns. Oh, we're here. It's like a total like, you know, 90s comic book. Like, it would have been for Batman Returns. That's awesome. That's awesome. We're just going to sit here for a little while, I guess. Yeah, we've been back for a while. Oh, we're just gonna sit here for a little while i guess yeah we've been back for a while

oh we're back you were just chugging that ice water i was just sitting here looking i'm like man i could really go for some ice water right now i got lost in it daniel bachman and matthew sage a little guitar for you there guitar A little guitar. I feel like a guitar. Digging in the midnight hour. Ding, ding. Ba-ding, ding, ding. That's probably still available. That sounds just like a guitar, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Guitar sounds, Dave. An old H string. I think Patient Sounds did like a... It's like an open-ended bootleg type deal. I think... Because I think they just mail you a blank tape and you're supposed to dub it yourself or something.

Wait, what's the deal? I don't know. What do you bootleg? That recording. I'm just saying words. I don't know. I'm just saying words into this thing right here in front of my face. Dave, you want to go now?

Uh. All of a sudden, you're the dummy. I'm not the dummy. You're the dummy. Yeah, I'll go. All right. I want to play this Dismal light tape That just came out

On New label I think You think or you know I think New to me What's that little transparency Newish

Anyway this came out Late 2013 On Ayahuasca. The first release on that label, right? Is this number one? I think it's number one.

I think I read somewhere that it was number one. Let me just say first off how- Yes, it is. It's number one. Let me say first off how I love that cover art. Show the Joe Big. Let me see it. Oh, yeah.

That's nice, right? What's going on? Yeah. Black paper, silver printing of a skull with a spiked mohawk yeah it's pretty tight it's like an old uh skateboard design joe read that thanks list who's peppermint harris i look at that obelisk that's cut in half or whatever right there yeah it's tight right i totally forgot i got it right there logo all right i got it written down right in front of me.

I totally forgot. I was looking this tape earlier and I wrote down, thanks to Peppermint Harris, I couldn't remember to talk about it. But I'm glad Dave brought that up. Ayahuasca is the name of this label? Yeah. They're from New York. You ever going to do that stuff?

Ayahuasca? I would love to try it. I want to do it once. I want to do it before I get too old and get too scared. I don't want to go to Peru. Too scared. I don't want to go to Peru. Too scary. I don't want to go to Peru, though. Oh, no.

I don't want to go in the jungle. No. I don't know how to make it happen. I'll just go to Lum's Pond or something. You know? That'll be good enough. The cops are going to be surrounding Lum's Pond now forever. Make something like what happened.

You want to do ayahuasca, but not in Peru. You got to know somebody that knows how to make it. I need a guide. You got a public forum right now. Let's get an all points bulletin. I might be able to get some. But I need someone, a guide. You need a shaman.

I need a shaman. I'll be your shaman. I don't want to just take some ayahuasca brew that we made in your kitchen. And then drink it on the back porch? Well, then I guess you got gotta go to Peru, man. I don't want to go to Peru. I can knock you out and wake you up in a room that's decorated Peru-ish.

Talk to the tobacco lobby. What were the Peruvian places in Seinfeld? I don't remember. Maybe they weren't Peruvian. Talk to the tobacco lobby. Maybe they can squeeze in some ayahuasca for you. Let's make that happen. I don't want to vomit and have diarrhea, though.

Why? You don't want to have the full experience is what you're saying. You don't want to live. I guess you're right. I don't want to live. Come on, Joe. We only get a few spins on this crazy blue marble. You don't want to have diarrhea once or twice?

I'm in. Dismal light. Let's do it light let's do it yeah hand me that tape ryan russo i believe is the guy's name does this project this is an addition of a hundred renee russo's son yes all right you'll meet oh i like that little uh is that the label logo that little little obelisk thing little A little like marble madness thing. I like how it's like real tiny right on the tape. Three dimensional.

That's on the back. Yeah, you were talking about that. Yeah. I faded out. I was dying of diarrhea for a little bit. I didn't hear a lot of the stuff you said between 1998 and five minutes ago. I missed. You were dying of diarrhea for 20 years?

15? How many years? 98 to 2008 slow to slow death boys thanks a while dave thanks a while dave maybe you did it dismal light what seems to be the problem dave my butt hurts on ayahuasca Man, I made a bad joke Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Well, Dismalite. So for a tie. For a tie. People say a squeaker. No, when someone just beats the other person by like a pointer,

it's a squeaker. I got a squeaker. Dismalite. What was the name of that tape? It is Mindswap. Mindswap. Dismal Light. What was the name of that tape? It is Mind Swap. Mind Swap. Ayahuasca. That is a fucking killer tape, and I love it.

It's even better that it has that cover art. That cover's great. It's good. I like the silver. I like the image. The image. That's the French solid. I like the art.

There's one hair connected to your mic. There we go. One hair connected to your microphone. The microphone's connected to your mic There we go One hair connected to your microphone Microphone's connected to your Alright, I'm gonna play a tape I'm gonna switch it up I'm gonna play Let me grab it

This one's kind of ridiculous Where is it? Randy Spike Randy Spike Tape's called Meat Sounds That was my bully Randy Spike Spike Hees called Meat Sounds. Randy Spike. He lived in the trailer park.

Tapes called Beat the Shit Out of Me. God, you are not playing a Randy Spike tape. Stole my bike three times. That guy gave me a wedgie and hung me from a clothesline. Stole your bike three times? Same bike. Randy Spike, Meat Sounds. Self-released cassette.

And look at this image. Yeah, that cover is amazing. Did you say meat? Meat Sounds. Like, I mean, A-T? Yeah, like meat. All right. All right.

Like meat. Like meat. Not like meet and greet. Yeah, not like a meet and greet. No, like a meet and grate. All right. This cover image with Sam Jackson jackson from like paul fiction but like what is that effect called that photoshop effect i think there's a couple on there um some bad ones though there's a few what are they

is it like dave's our is embossed one of them what fun is that what fun is that no what what it's like solarized and like stretched out vertically that's what the cover is of samuel jackson and the sticker too on the shelf you look on it oh what that's like solarized and stretched out i like that it's his mouth that is all the band- section that gets pulled out. So it looks like he either has a big mouth or he has something over his mouth. It's one of those tricks, those mind tricks. Optical illusions.

Like the vase that looks like two faces? Yeah. Or what, Dave? A self-release jammy that came out in November. 40 copies. Only 40, huh? On sale for three bucks on the band Camp.

That was like the... Dave, what happened? Dave, you saved a spider. Dave, what's going on over there? Raise your left hand twice if you're okay. Dave, puke on the floor if you're okay. What is going on with you? I think I got a hair.

Oh, what kind of hair? He nodded yes. He nodded yes. It's long. I'm going to throw up. Where did that hair come from? It was in my water. I swallowed and like half of it was in my throat

and the other half was in my mouth. Okay. Damn. It was in the throat and the other half was in my mouth. Okay. Damn. It was in the water? Yeah. Ugh. Anyway.

Randy Spike meat sounds. Here's a bunch of, you know, it's a whack pack. So let's get in here and just play some niblets from it. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. That end was too scary. Too scary. Randy Spiked. I'm too scared. Meat sounds. Self-released. Really, that was self-released cassette.

Self-released. I believe it's still available. Edward was banked ined i'm an idiot i'm listening to you guys i'm listening to you guys all right who's turn i always said before what would you rather be called an idiot or a moron i think idiots worse an idiot or call dave both real quick well you gotta idiots way worse idiots So it's gotta be like, you fucking moron. Now do the other one. You fucking idiot. Way worse.

Idiot's worse. Yeah, idiot's way worse. Like when you said you fucking moron, I felt nothing. When you called Dave a fucking idiot, I got really tense.

Like he might do something about it. Yeah, it's bad. Speaking of idiots, speaking of idiots, what tape you got, Joe? What are some other, a mongoloid? Whoa. Whoa. Easy, Davey. Jesus.? What are some other Mongoloid

Whoa Whoa Easy Davey Jesus What's wrong with Mongoloid? That's a bad one There's a lot wrong I don't know

What's wrong with Mongoloid? Well tell me Teach me I don't know what's wrong with it You know what's a bad one That's a classic It's really simple It's simple to the point

I got called this one time It felt really bad You fucking dummy A dummy Yeah you hate being called a dummy. I was in a van one time sitting shotgun and somebody was smoking a cigarette in the back and they went to throw it out the window of the passenger side I was sitting. And then like my feet were like out the window.

And like I got scared when I saw the thing. I kicked it and went back in and went in the vents. And it was like smoking in the vents. And people had to like pour beer down there to put it out. And then somebody looked at me and said, you fucking dummy hurt so it hurt it stung you never did it again though it's a no i never did that exact situation again yeah you learned yeah it stung though it was tough love you feel that in your toes you know sometimes you gotta be blunt yeah sometimes you're stupid and a dummy just that one time though because no one's ever said it again.

Right? No one's ever said it again. Not to my face. All right. You're doing all right. Which, like, if I can, you know, that's progress. I think you're doing excellent.

Save me on my back. Give me some respect. Let's play this tape. A what? Oh, fuck. Never mind. What's the problem? What can't you say?

Here, you read it. Let me see. There's a glare. Is m. What's the problem? What can't you say? Here, you read it. Let me see. There's a glare. Is mongoloid really bad? Yeah, mongoloid really bad. Stop bringing it up, Dave. Just tell me what it means. I just dumped it.

I think they would call people with mental disabilities that, you know, I'm not exactly sure why. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it while we're playing this game. Well, maybe somebody else will learn. No, everyone else is Googling it right now. Everything fell when Dave brought that up again. Guwes, you're some... Taco...

I can't say this. Dave, say this. What is this? I can't believe you would put that on me, Joe. Guwes and Zerm. What's the last one? Takamitsu Oda. So who's the artist here?

I'm not sure. You just going in blind? Yeah. Well, not blind. I can see it. I just can't read it. All right. Well, let's play it.

It's a self-help tape or tape on self-help. It's not a self-help tape. It's a tape on the label self-help, which they all come in white. O-card. O-card with black stamping on it. Yeah. I wasn't sure if that was imprinted in. Yeah, I think it's like a stamp.

Sounds by Found Objects, August 15, 2013. So maybe... In Toonio, Kyoto. So maybe... Maybe that's not all the artists, right? I have no idea. Or you know what this is what I this is my guess okay Dave's got a guess

Gumez is the A side Zerm is the B side and Takamitsu Oda is the artist yeah that's what I'm gonna guess let's go with that until we learn more alright That's what I'm going to guess. Let's go with that until we learn more. Yeah. All right. I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and do that.. . I'm going to go ahead and start the recording. Thank you. so so Thank you. so Thank you. Takamitsu Ota, it turns out, was the artist.

Guwes. Slide A is, yeah. Slide A is. Guwes and was the artist. Slide A is... Slide A is... Slide A was... Self-help tapes. We got to the bottom of that one. Self-help tapes. Could you tell me a little bit about how you got

into the field of self-help and what it was about your relationship with your mother? I hate Mondays on NPR. It's the worst. It's the worst. I still don't get Prairie Home Companion, though.

You never did. But I'm enthralled by it. I don't even know what that is. What's that? That's on Sundays. See, I'm not in the car on Sundays. You don't know about Garrison Keillor? I don't even know what that is. What's that? It's on Sundays. See, I'm not in the car on Sundays. You don't know about Garrison Keillor? I don't drive on Sundays.

You made up that one to describe what Prairie Home Companion was. You were like, they're always doing shit I don't understand. Like, you know, Grandma's Buttermilk Biscuits. They do that. And it's like, Grandma's Buttermilk Biscuits. He's playing piano and he's singing. And people are laughing. They're laughing so hard hard and he sings to the

hometown too he'll bring up hometown references in the beginning man and guy noir like private eye yeah i don't get it i just don't get it and the quizzes with um who's like the comedian who's always there i don't know bobcat gold weight and somebody else no that's way way don't tell me is it oh yeah yeah i like that show that okay the two that's why you wait. Don't tell me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that show. Okay, two different things for you. Yeah. I don't know how I made that jump in my head. I don't know.

Get your NPR show started. Mike, your hair, it's like a proud rooster. Headphones sticking it up. Yeah, that's better. I'm still getting used to this style. It looks pretty good. Thanks. All right, whose turn is it now, Dave?

I'll tell you, your hair is a hard one to cut. It is. To put into a nice, nice haircut. It's hard. It's like a wild cheetah that you have to catch. You have to go into the jungle for days hunting it. Jordan did it last time. It looks pretty good.

Yeah, I think he did a pretty hard job. It's my turn? He makes you feel... No, you just went... It makes you feel like you're getting... It's like a nice experience. You know, he takes real gentle care of you in the back. It's nice.

All right, Dave, go. Sounds like a pretty weird haircut. I don't know what kind of haircut you get, Dave. Sensual. My mom used to cut my hair. Which one? Because she was a hairstylist. The Russian mom?

My real mom. My fucking real mom, Mike. The Russian mom? My real mom. Oh, your real mom? My fucking real mom, Mike. Fucking real mom. Love me. The Russian mom was just like, rub potato on the head, get out. I've never had a stranger cut my hair before. I think that's weird.

Oh, yeah, that is weird. Never? Yeah. I think it's weird that a stranger would cut my hair, just because my mom always did it. Your mom always did it. And then I did it myself. Just somebody else doing it. That seems very intimate to me or something.

Oh, it gets crazy. Oh, trust me, Dave. I know it got in. I mean, I could tell by the way you were describing it over there. It sounded like a pretty... What's that tape? What's the cover of that? I'm going to get there.

What's the cover of that? That was his question. What's the cover of that? Sitar Out outreach ministry. Revolution in Dimension 5. Ah. Tape that came out on, what's the name of this label? Magnetic South.

Magnetic South. This year. This is a good one. Joe B., to answer your question, there is what looks like maybe an insect-humanoid type hybrid thing with a couple of heads floating under his elbows. Oh, yeah. It's a nice looking one. I like what's on the back of the J card there. What's some spider webs?

A little person in a hand. Oh, yeah. A little person in a hand. What track person in the hand what track are you gonna play dave i don't know it's something out of the middle of the tape i like the track names web wizards theme spider senses tingling oh fifth dimension spider dance ah the ash gray proclamation black web of the fifth dimension ah i love you mary jane you know what that means right fountains of bliss spider song for the lost souls of dimension five magical moon dust melody a lot of shit happens that's my favorite in dimension five these days program repeats on your turkeys yeah well

all right well let's get into a cut here that's because it's a Dimension 5. That's what happens in the fifth dimension. Oh. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. All right. Something here off the middle or so. Yeah, somewhere in there. Somewhere in there. Sitar Outreach and Ministry, Revolution Dimension 5. It's all pretty much in the same zone, but all good. Magnetic South.

Here we are. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon © B Emily Beynon Sitar. Outreach. Ministry. I thought we were each going to say one of the words. Oh, it was just me and you. Ministry. Joe got left out. Revolution Dimension 5, a magnetic south.

My turn. Magnetic south. Magnetic. We always talk about magnetic north, but never magnetic south. Yes. You're always talking about it. Flip the script on us. You can't stop yourself. Alright, what do I want to play? I don't know. I don't understand

magnets, how do they work? Just, you know, compasses and stuff. I don't get it. I don't really get it either i don't really understand how planes fly or boats float so yeah what are you gonna do what are you gonna do we keep believing that they're regular boat i kind of yeah like not not like a cruise you're gonna go fishing oh okay yeah i got and we go out on I'm trying to think of the name of the boat.

The Ocean Breeze. No, the small... The Ocean Breeze. It's the ham and cheese. That's the name for a small boat. The ham and cheese. Yeah, the big boat is the Ocean Breeze. The small little boat is the ham and cheese.

Ham and cheese, all right. Little Nugget. What's your... Can you guys be on the ham and cheese. Ham and cheese. All right. Little nugget. What you got? Can you guys be on the ham and cheese? I don't understand how that works. I don't understand how an aircraft carrier works. Can you guys be on the ham and cheese?

There's a picture of your faces. And I'm in a lifeboat called the nugget. And you just pull me behind you. All right. I just don't understand how aircraft carriers work. You're on an inner tube called the nugget it's a good truck behind the boat all right let me get into this tape hunted creatures what's the name of that uh magalon rim mike no more mongloid jokes they made it this time not me tape on dynamo Sound Collective.

This is a Pittsburgh crew. They played here a few times, correct? Yeah, like maybe... Twice. Twice? Twice, I believe. Yeah. Ryan Emmett.

Two times. I think I missed them both times. I think they played two times. Unfortunately. Dave, are you listening to Joe? He thinks they played two times. I think they played twice in Delaware And that's what I'm saying

Two times Oh Well Joe you can get it I don't know I can't remember which one it is Number two Oh I did it

Oh what? Should I just move on? I like the famous What's the name of this Bigfoot shot? Oh that's what That's the Bigfoot shot I'm sure it has like That's like the Michelson film.

The Michael, you know what I mean? Like the one where he's looking over. Yeah. The one, yeah. From the, there's all the, he's walking by

and walking by looking at the camera. That's the shot. That's the shot of Bigfoot. That's the classic shot. The one they base all,

all the ones that came after it on. Yeah. Um, like that one shot of the Loch Ness Monster. Amy Hoffmanman Ryan Emmett Mika Basilio

maybe that's who took that photo yes took three people to take that one person held the camera one person held that person's leg and the other person took a picture with their phone

stood on their shoulders this is a C30 it's uh person's legs and the other person took a picture with their phone stood on their shoulders yeah uh this is a c30 it's uh apparently the final release for dynamo sound collective oh it's done i think i think that label is like all those that pittsburgh crew and maybe they're dispersing throughout the nation hmm spreading huh but uh this is pretty tight tape i want to play something off i think it's the i got i think i'm like the first track on the b side or so dream snake you fellas want to hear some dream snake it's the patterson gimlin film oh is that the name of the thing thanks for looking that up all right creatures. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. hunted creatures hunted creatures

magellan rim oh who just got an email or a message or something that was me i scrolled to the bottom of this word document his fan just hit the back of the keyboard. When my fan kicks in, you'll know, because the laptop will jump a little bit. It'll get about two, three inches off the ground. That tape's still available, I believe.

You can order that. Find their band camp. It's on the internet. B, what do you got? What are you tugging on there? Let's play this. Henry Plotnick tape. Henry Plotnick tape. Henry Plotnick.

Boy genius. On blue tapes. This is a... I haven't heard too much of this, but this is a young fella, right? Yeah, I think he's only 13, and I remember seeing something on the... It's a fun age.

It is fun. It was a good time. What grade are you in? 7th, 8th grade? 13? Something like that, yeah. So this kid's like in 7th grade? Making this like experimental music?

He's going to burn out fast, isn't he? Oh, yeah. He's going to be done. He's going to crash real hard. Three years, he's going to be in a Led Zeppelin cover band. When he's 16, he's going to crash pretty hard. He'll be playing Vegas. I remember seeing something like two or three years ago.

Stick with it now. When he was 11. Ride it to the wheel stall. He just has one of those big Casio keyboards. The big fancy one. And then a looper pedal. That's it. It's pretty good.

He played it MoMA. That's pretty crazy. You said you heard some stuff a few years ago, right? Yeah. This is Blue Tape's number 14. Do you have that on your phone? YouTube? Yeah. YouTube's's crazy you can download it this blue tapes guy had a hissy fit about not being on our just like real life most of the time well you know put his put to put his shit on the list gotta put it on the list man all right you're. The pivotal list. Changes lives.

Yeah, man. You ready to jump into this Henry and Potnick tape? Do it. Do it. Just hit the button. Hit play, Mike. Do it. Do it.

Do it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Henry Plotnick. Tight. Very tight. What were you doing in seventh grade? In seventh grade? Like, what was I doing? Yes. Skateboarding.

Playing with my butt. Playing with my butt. I got Green Day Dookie. Yeah, right? Yeah. Me too. Yeah. Seventh grade?

You guys were a little better. Changed my life. Dookie changed your life? It didn't change my life, but it was like one of the first, like, I remember the tape was green. It was crazy. My first tape was Guar Hello. That changed my life really oh yeah big time man to me don't get better than the mash soundtrack come on mash mash tv show to me don't get better than that man no white zombies on mini discs all right dave what do you got? It's my turn? Yeah, man. Yeah, man.

Come on, man. I'm going to play a mystery tape. It's a mystery where that came from, I guess. Yeah, we know nothing about this tape, right? There's no info on it. We got two tapes that kind of look like this. Look, Joe's coming in here all late thinking he's going to... Solve the mystery.

I hope when he opens it up it's written real big who it is. We're both looking at this. There's no text. There's nothing. Yeah. This is a pink tape.

Pink tape. Kind of cut up collage artwork with some line drawings on it too. Looks like static from a TV in the background. Yeah, with some mountains

and stuff and some geometrical shapes. A couple Egyptian looking boys figures on the sides. I can't crack it. We have the best people in the case, too. Yeah, but we don't know what it is, but let's just play it. Yeah.

Maybe, you know what, does anybody have Shazam? Yeah, can't we just... We'll Shazam it. Wave that. I did that in the car the other day. It worked. It was awesome. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. You still in your trial one? You got like four free trials or whatever? No, Siri does it now. It's powered by Shazam. Ah. Good for you, Siri. She's crazy, girl. You crazy, girl. She's like the Borg, right?

You go, girl. I have her with the British accent. Alright, mystery tape. Who knows what it is? Or where it'll take us but it is the mystery tape Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Nightbreed, huh? Really bad movie. Haven't heard of it, no.

What it's about? There's a director's cut, but they're both bad. I don't know what it. No. What it's about. There's a director's cut, but they're both bad. I don't know what it's about. And that's Joe's movie tips. A mystery tape there. It was good. If you know what tape that was, give us a call. Let's have a call.

You're going to get two free tickets to hang out with Dave Dwayne all weekend long. Going to Whitewater Raft this weekend. Should be fun. All right. I love the clown board. I love it a lot. All right. I'm going to play a tape.

What are you going to play? Where's my pile? You know what I'm going to play? I'm going to play this. This is the Henry Plotnick tape, right? Yeah, move that off. Put that in the pile. Where's the pile?

I'm going to play this Dominic Republic tape. Black Blizzard. Tape on Aural Gami. It's a good name for a label. What is it? Aural Gami? Yeah. You want to take a look at it?

Aura? Aural. Aural Gami. It's pretty good. Yeah. Came out in April. Edition of 100. Dominic Republic.

Dominic Republic. That's what he did there. Dominican Republic. Like it. it yeah came out in april edition of 100 dominic republic dominic republic dominican republic like it um i'm not like too in love with this artwork but like with but that gives me dominican that's the dominican vibe but with i'm saying like the yellow and green cover but with the the yellow and green shell it really the yellow shell the green printing it really works it really comes together. It works really good. This is a baller-ass tape. It's a baller-ass tape. Let me tell you something. This is a baller-ass tape. Like a boss? Yeah. It's real good. There's parts

on it that get real, real squeaky. Make you feel so uncomfortable. But other parts are super chill. You heard it here first. Good description. Let's play... Squeaky play and chill play the first two tracks from the a-side solar solo and the title cut black blizzard from the dominic republic black blizzard cassette on origami origami Or Old Mommy. Thank you. There's a lot of music in the world.

You don't have to listen to mine. There's no sorrows. There's no pain. Listen to something else. You don't have to listen to mine. There's no sororities. You can't understand. Listen to something else. You don't have to listen to this. There's no sororities. You can't understand. Listen to something else.

You don't have to listen to this. There's no sororities. You can't understand. There's no sororities. You can't understand. You don't have to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you

I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you I don't know how to listen to you Thank you. so

you know I'm sorry. You know, you know... You know, you know... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Dominic Republic. Tight, tight, tight tape. Dominic Republic. Tight, tight, tight tape. That's still available from Aragami. So if you're so inclined, you can find it. Find it on the web. Try. You know how to do this.

At least try. At least try. Even if you don't know how to do it, at least try. God. You're never going to amount to anything. Joe, can you get that tape out of there? Got it. This is like 12 download codes in there? Yeah. What is that?

You want to play that? Oh, I see what this is. I like this one. We played something from this label last time, right? Didn't Dave? That's true. Wood Between Worlds. Yes. You played that Ryan Harris side of the top split. Yep. So I want to play, I brought this last time. Oh, yeah? Spirocom.

Spirocom. What's the name? Oh, these are, you know where he got these tapes? Yeah, yeah, right here. From that religious place. Oh, Kingdom. Kingdom, whatever it is. Spirocom.

No. There they are. The little doves. I was looking for them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? that's amazing Spiracom The white shells

And they have like Kingdom is like Embossed on one side And little white doves And little white doves On the corner of the other side Tight I had a shitload

Of these tapes one time You had a whole bunch You had 666 Yeah I did I bet these are C62s We got a number Tabs out out of 50 Yeah we got a special edition

I hate that You don't like that I like it Look how neat The handwriting is Makes me feel special Oh it's very How did he you get that small i just want a regular copy now i want to see hold on i want to see pencil dave look at the shine to it it's a fucking pencil let me see come on guys let me in on this now where am i looking whoa jesus That's a very... The smallest millimeter mechanical pencil.

Yeah, this is like... This is like writing that's so small. If you're reading like a Dr. Seuss book and it had like, for whatever reason, comically small writing, it'd be that small. Actually, I don't think it would be that small. I would like to get a magnifying glass on this.

Okay, you know what? I take it back. I like this. You like it? I like it because it's written so neat. Yeah, I can't believe... it's pretty good pretty good thing so it comes with a little uh download code yeah they all do and then just like a little wood between worlds dubbing and duplication so does that mean like i can get stuff duplicated that's a good question i bet not i bet you can't but they duplicate stuff for themselves for. I bet you can't.

But they duplicate stuff. For themselves. For themselves. Yeah. But I can't get things duplicated. No, not for them. What do you got? A real runny nose, huh, Dave?

Yeah, man. You got me going good, Jeff. You lost your mind over that pencil. Good pencil mark, man. Hey, man, what can you say? I was surprised that was a pencil, too. Once I saw it, I was really surprised. Play the A side of this tape. It's pretty good.

All right. Spiricom? Spiricom self-titled? Yes. Is that how you say it? Spiricom? Spiricon? Spiricon or Spiricom?

Um. Um. Um. That's like a Spiricom with an M. That sounds like a space contractor. Spiricom? Yeah. Like they build space stations.

Yeah. No, they just build regular shit in space. But shady ones. Shady ones. There are shady space stations out there? Oh, yeah. Out in dark space. Dark space.

Yeah. Deep space, they call it. No, this is dark space. There's a difference. Deep space is just far away. Dark space is secret.-title tape on would-be twin worlds second release on the label Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. spirit com spirit com spirit spirit com Spiricom. Spiricom. Spiricom.

Self-titled one on... WNBC. WNBC. On What Between Worlds. With their second release. You know a little... You wanna hear Mike's pet peeves? Yeah. Dave, give me my intro

in the sound of Mike's pet peeves. When the Noroco cases have the little thing on the back, but there's still the long back flap of the J-card. Mike's Pet Peeves. Yep. I get it. Give me my outro music, Dave. I don't like it either.

Join us next time where we'll discuss spool colors. All right, Dave, your turn. I don't like this. I want to start over. Go. It's my turn. Your turn. I'm going to do...

R-O-H-V. R-O-H-V. R-O-H-V. R-O-H-V. Joe, how do you say that? Dave had a stroke when he was trying to say it. R-O-H-V. R-O-H-V. R- was trying to say it. R-I-O-H-V. Oh, that's not a word.

That's not a word. That ain't a word. Say it however you want to. This one came out on 1080p this year. 1080p's a fine label. I love the cover art on this one. Yeah, Joe B., look at this. Look at that character.

A little cartoon character. Which cartoon would that be from? Oh, something weird. It's a weird camera guy carrying this. It's like Bosco in color. Bosco. It's like a Roger Rabbit type character. This thing smells.

That thing smells? What is it? Look at... No, it does smell. Look at the inside. That's disgraceful. What is that? That's disgraceful. Looks like mike laid it out oh come

on boys give me a break oh some nice pastels some dots in the back i like it oh look at that look at those you're gonna text treatment look at the stretch they did on some of that text that's nice i think that's the i would have i would have embossed something Maybe put a lens flare in there Yeah What was my old jam? Remember when you were using that lens flare? Use the What was my old jam? The fish pinch there On that text

What was my old jam? The classic Oh it was the brick That's not what it was You mean like the Brick texture? The brick texture The brick texture with like

You used the shit out of that Was it like static brick? Yeah I think I used it once Like a new metal band You used the shit out of that. Was it like static brick? Yeah. I think I used it once. Like a nu metal band? Just like posing with their arms crossed in front of like a static brick wall. There's green slime on it.

All right, whose turn? Dave's. Dave, what are you playing? We're playing Reolv. Oh, yeah. Reolv. I've been playing that for a while. On 1080p, hand it over what what part all the parts

give me the fucking tape yeah give me the fucking tape you know i hate purple shells and you know why why because i hate blue shells the first time you ever ordered blank tapes when we used to live together back yeah those are those ones that You ordered like 200 of these clear purple shells. Yeah. And they were just like everywhere. Everywhere. Yeah, I don't think you ever did anything with them. A whole bunch of them.

I hated seeing them. I got stuff dubbed on it, too. But like they don't, I don't know. I just don't like the clear purple shells. No, they suck. Which ones don't you like, Joe? They suck. What kind of tapes don't I like?

Yeah. I don't know. I think I like them all. All right I like? Yeah I don't know I think I like them all Alright, let's get into this tape Yeah He likes them all I like them all Let's go Moon Dance

1080p Hmm. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so There it is. Riov from Moondance. 1080p. Came out 2014, right? That was a 2014 release. Am I correct? Last year? Yes.

Last year, probably. No, this will be out tomorrow. This year. Well, yep. This is probably the last episode of the year. You. Last year, probably. No, this will be out tomorrow. This year. Well, yep. This is probably the last episode of the year. You think? Oh, you think so? Yeah.

Yeah, probably is. So, year-ender? This is the year... What? What were your highlights, Joe? I don't know. Highlights of the show or in general? Of the show?

Of, in general. John Pyle in the shower sound. That was a good one. That's it, right? Some funny stuff. I wonder if John Powell's ever heard that. He hasn't heard it yet. Yeah.

He doesn't listen to the show. He knows nothing about it. No, he knows it exists. Really? Yeah, we've talked about it. Who told him? I told him about it. Did you tell him how funny it is?

I may have mentioned that's pretty funny. I don't think he's heard it, though. What about you, Dave? What's your favorite memory from the year? Of this show or just in general? one of the show and one of both one of both the show second the other one first say what one of both uh-huh do the show second and the other one first that's weird that you told me to do one second and then do the other one first. What do you got? I liked Voice of the Valley

and I liked just doing hood rat stuff with my friends. Like throwing rocks at trains and shit? Yeah. Going to the creek smoking cigarettes? Alright, right on. My turn? Joe, I got a secret creek smoking cigarettes? All right. All right. Right on. My turn? Joe, I got a secret

creek spot that you guys don't know about where I do extra hoodrat stuff. Where? By your house? In the park? He brings fireworks.

Because you guys are like way more hoodrat than I am but when I'm by myself with my special hoodrat spot it makes me feel real hoodrat. Real hoodrat. He has fireworks down there.

I had a secret spot at the creek. Yeah? Am I the only one without a secret spot at the creek? Sounds like it. you lived in the city you didn't have a creek. He has fireworks down there. I had a secret spot up the creek. Oh yeah? Am I the only one without a secret spot up the creek? Sounds like it. Yeah, you lived in the city. You didn't have a creek. Oh, that's true. Um, you guys have had the country. The country. And the burbs. Alright, I'm gonna play a tape.

Alright, what are you gonna play? I'm gonna play this Mark Dicker tape. Fucking do it then. Ha ha. Now you do it. I said two before like eight times which one's two which one do you think

two is I hit it earlier did not happen again it right now number like you hit the number lock off I hit number lock yeah Mark Dicker's live where were we livestock

cassette this is a real tight show yeah it's a professional operation God damn it. Mark Dicker's Live Stock Cassette. This is a real tight show. Oh, yeah. There's a professional operation over here. Echonor, I believe, is the... I always want to say

Encore. Let me see. Echonor. Echonor. Something like that. Hmm. Oh, is it name and label? Name and label.

You know who this is? I figured this out moments ago while looking up this tape mark dicker yeah you know who you know what uh what band he was in trencher trencher remember i did i did a weather trencher split on like a like um electro grand it was the name of that guy from over the tony is that all we know his name was Tony? Yeah. Who visited and he was... The Lach Electro Grand. Ach now, ach well. He went to that restaurant and everyone gave the order to the

waitress, but like, she's just like and he was like, I gotta write it down. I gotta write it down. I say that all the time. What was it that he said when someone asked him to say something with an American accent? What did he say? I don't remember, but it was like... It was like... Oh, I remember what it was. What did he say? I don't remember, but it was like, it was like,

Oh, I remember what it was. What was it? Little loaf. Little loaf. What? I don't know. To demonstrate.

He said it like that. Like, to demonstrate. Say something in an American accent. And he said, little loaf. Little loaf. I don't know why he picked little loaf.

But he talked like this. All right. This is a C28. Uh, 25 copies. econore number 70 it's good fucking tape and uh he was funny who tony yeah tony was hilarious i wish we i think mike brendan met him on myspace oh really and then he came to the states to have a little loaf a little loaf I think Mike Brennan met him on MySpace. Oh, really? And then he came to the States. To have a little loaf.

Have a little loaf. Came over for a little loaf. I got right down. Like an electrogrunt. I wonder where that guy is. If he knows, he still has three sentences that he said one time ten years ago that we repeat. That a couple people repeat over and over again. And don't get me wrong.

We're not talking about the guy from the tape we're going to play. We're talking about another guy entirely, right? That we met once. That we met once who mentioned the band that this guy was in. That's the connection. Dave, you alright over there?

I'm perfect. Let me see your lizard face. My lizard? I can't do it now. Alright, Mark Ticker. Dave has a great lizard face. My lizard? I can't do it now. All right, Mark Dicker. Dave has a great lizard face. Dave, we discovered tonight, Dave does a great lizard. He's doing it now. There it is. I love when the tongue comes out.

It, like, retracts so quickly. All right, Mark Dicker, LivestockZ28. Here's something from it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That would be good to get some of that. Yeah. Get some of that, Dave. I might do that. My turn? Are we back?

Mark Dicker. Livestock. Econor. Mark Dicker. I like when Dave does this. He got it that time, by the way. Jesus Christ, I'm so glad you got it that time. Joe B., what are you going to play?

I'm going to play this Mondo Cool tape. Mondo Cool. Man, that's Mondo Cool. That's his Mondo Cool. Man, that's how you do this? It's Mondo Cool. On Golden Cloud. More Mongroid jokes.

On Cloud Number 14. That's actually... Mondo Cool is pretty cool. That's actually a really good name for... Mondo Cool? A really good term. Mondo Cool. It probably is.

That's why they use it. Lifetime. Or is this a Lifetime cassette? I think they use it because they hated it. Mondo Cool? Yeah. I heard they were making new material. Good for them.

Mondo Cool. Do we know who Mondo Cool is? I Googled it, but some cartoon came up. Some Urban Dictionary thing came up? Yeah, actually it did. Really cool. It's the third thing down. There's like eight different definitions.

They never give you just one. Everyone's got to have their say. New one on Golden Cloud came out. This and what was the other one? Oh, it was one sexual one. Conjurer. Conjurer. And Mondo Cool. Let's get into the A side of that.

You want to get into the A side? Yeah. Alright. I'm excited about this. I like me some Golden Cloud. They put out... What was that fucking tape? Oh, God. I can't remember what it was called now. It's around here somewhere.

I was pointless to bring that up. Never mind. Golden Cloud, number 14. Mondo Cool from the Lifetime Cassette. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Go, man. We're back. Mondo cool. Do we have a piece of cardboard I can put between my computer and the mic? What the hell?

Just a wall of tapes. It's not going to do anything. No, okay. That was a tight tape. It's a good tape. Good job, guys. Thanks. It's falling.

Sleep Museum was the other tape on Golden Cloud that came out this year. That was fucking incredible. Love that tape. That's all I had to say. Moving on. Whose turn? Dave. Dave, go. My turn? Yeah. You dummy. was fucking incredible love that tape that's all i had to say moving on whose turn dave dave go my turn yeah you dummy you werewolf there you're so stupid you're so stupid

it's always me. We're going to do this Chris Murray privilege cassette that came out recently on a label. Joe, who put out that, what is that other tape that came out on this label? The textbook punk terrorish split. Yeah. I don't know. You don't know either? No. I feel like, I don't know.

It says they all have a catalog. I don't know you don't know either I feel like I don't know it says they all have a catalog this has a catalog number TBP and so does the textbook punk tape TBP so I feel like

maybe that group as a collective has a label but not really a label it's still kind of self-released but they give it all the TBP release number

do you know what I mean I gave your mom some TBP is that where she got it I thought we were friends that's weird the TBP release number. Do you know what I mean? I gave your mom some TBP. Is that where she got it? I thought we were friends. That's weird. Like, my mom's like a really old married woman, and you're a middle-aged married guy with a kid.

Joe's a man that knows what he wants. He gets nuts, man. He gets wild. All right, what tape is this? We do all the things we wish we could have done before before when huh before when she lets him do everything it gets really sexual don't wait like more way more than way more than cpr are you guys more than kissing. Are you guys telling me you kiss? Are you fucking saying you kiss my mom? Joe, look me in the eye. Look me in the eye.

You saying you kiss my mom? I'll sock you. I've never kissed your mom. All right. Sorry to disrespect. Chris Murray privilege. Self-title, possibly self-release. Cassette.

Hand over, Dave. Came out this year. I have loop-de-loops on this one. I do have it. Yeah. It was funny. I wanted to include this on the tabs out, Year Endless,

and I couldn't, for the life of me, figure out what year it came out. I was looking on the internet, trying to find some information, and then I just looked at it today in the years inside april 2014 right there four track cassette loops and instruments april 2014 tbp 08 well like this little alien here this little uh hand oh it's like a alien you know this is like uh like an eighth grade notebook

like i don't know if you're doing that in eighth grade mike you might have uh had to stay back a couple years you know i'm no henry blotnick he went to a trade school all right the chris murray privilege let's play a little bit of this is this it i got one more you got one more. You got one more? um I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. oh Thank you. Thank you. We got a message. Chris Murray privilege. Tight tape, man. Yeah, man. I wish I could tell you where to find it, but I really don't.

I wish. I wish so hard. I'm praying for you. That's a long one, too. I'm praying that you find it. That's a good one. It was just sent to us in the mail, right? Yeah.

Yeah, it's a mailbagger. Gotta start keeping all the return addresses. Is that a big piece of wood under the table. My dick. That's my old walking stick. Oh, really? With the top of it. Is this the one that...

Wait, is this the famous walking stick? Yeah. Lord of the Rings? Yeah. This is it? This is it. This is your walking stick. It's cracked in half, Dave.

He broke it when he got home after that. Yeah, it used to be twice as long, at least. He took all the, like, bark off. I took all the bark off. I sanded it down. Can you do me a favor and walk with that, though? I had a drill in the other end, or a drill hole in the other end with a... Yeah, you did sand this down.

Look, all the nubs are, like, sanded down. Yeah. He really gave this the business. I had a hole drilled in the other end with a strap through it to put it around my wrist. And then they just made fun of him. I carved a snake's head on the end. Oh yeah? Is that what that is? That's what that is.

Yeah man. Had a good old time walking around that thing. Had some good memories. I don't see why you guys are so funny. I see more of a story of adventure. I don't see what's so funny. It looks more like a shark. Yeah, I've always thought it looked more like a shark than a snake.

I've always thought that. I couldn't really get the nose right. Just could never nail it. Well, it still looks cool. The snout. You did a good job. Thanks. You see the eyes?

They look good. I mean, I'm scared. Yeah, dude's scary. Either way, I'm scared. It's a good walking stick. Dave, you all right? Take us out. All right, okay.

Hold it together, boys. A little composure. All right. Joby, I have a question for you. hold it together boys little little composure alright Joby I have a question for you have you ever done a pot leaf tattoo no never

no well I'm gonna play a track called entitled pot leaf tattoo oh by Sam Gascan of the

I Sat Around Today he's kooky right cassette on crash cymbals so yeah it's's kooky, right? Cassette on Crash Cymbals So yeah, it's a kooky guy from Massachusetts I think Joe Bastardo, perhaps He plays some synth on here Yeah, he does a little bit on here It's a good fucking tape, though

It hops all over the place It hippie hops, just in time for Easter But yeah, I think it's the first I think that's the track i'm going to play a pot leaf tattoo i believe we'll find out or we won't let's not rewound excuse me i figured out joe you've never tattooed a pot leaf on somebody that's crazy i found that to be absurd how long have you been tattooing that's the first track of the b side i think okay um yeah i've never done a pot leaf tattoo that's crazy to me one time sh Shannon talked about getting one She didn't do it though

This came out in May 100 copies And according to Bank Camp at this very moment There are 3 copies left 3 copies left of the same gas can Hit I sat around today available now 3 copies left Alright

Goodnight boys Pot leaf tattoo episode number 58. Thanks to Ted Butler from the Noroco Mori podcast, Vine podcast, for as fucking dry as it can be. Pop a joke in there or two, pal. Come on. Come on. Do a little boner sound effect or two.

Yeah, one or two. Do some Strangers with Candy quotes. Anything. Something. Something. Thanks for the intro. It's pretty good. All the, if you're a chromedone, you probably got your sun drain tape.

Or you didn't. You should have. You should have. Hopefully. Same gas can. I didn't break mine yet. No, I'm not going to break mine. I can't bring myself to do it.

No? I can't do it. I sat around today. Crash cymbals. And I'd like to thank everybody for all your hard work. Everyone deserves a good pat on the back. You did a good job. You did a good job today.

You do it good. Yep. Good job. Good job. Good job at internet. Good job at music. Everybody did a good job. See you guys next year

are we done? yeah Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.