Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #59 | 1.18.15
Episode Date: January 18, 2015Future Ape Tapes, Fungal Abyss, DJ Selector Faux-Pas, Digital Natives, Axis:Sova, Mr. Kastle, Rangga On Keys, Jenny Haniver, Moss Harvest, Looks Realistic, Virusse, a chat with Mike from Worn Habit, ...Anatol Locker and Black Thread, Dimitri Zherbin, and Spykes.
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This is Joshua Bradshaw at Wood Between Worlds, and you're listening to Tabs Out Podcast, number 58, or 59, or 60.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Tabs Out. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Tabs Out.
Batman, I mean Tabs Out. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Tabs out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Tabs out.
Tabs out. From your sagging lip.
They quit right down your body's thread.
Your suppressed kisses.
Your deep, narrow fountains. That's a recording of us. Family barbecue last night. There's so much I think I just showed up at all Dave's family events. I was at a christening last week. Shit got wild.
We're just humoring.
Uncle Mike.
Uncle Mike.
Uncle Mike's here.
Hey, I'm throwing out packs of Lucky Strikes.
Here you go, everybody.
Tabs out.
Cassette podcast.
Episode number 59.
Ooh, getting up there.
First episode of 2015.
Happy New Year's. You sure about that?
I'm all confused from that intro.
You can do your homework, mister.
Yeah.
We should trash that one. I could have done it myself.
Get me in the studio.
Get me behind that mic.
That's funny because your name's Mike.
I never thought about it that way, Dave.
It's a coincidence.
Ian in the studio tonight.
I think your parents just knew you were destined to be
a podcaster.
We don't know what a podcaster. They knew.
Yeah, we don't know what a podcast is.
His name's Mike.
His name's...
Do you think...
Well, they named me Michael.
They wanted to hide it a little bit.
No, I'm pretty sure...
They wanted you to work for it.
Yeah, yeah.
Check your birth certificate.
I'm pretty sure it's just M-I-C.
Check my birth certificate?
Your birth certificate.
Or your birth certificate.
I'll check my birth certificate.
It says I'm a hawk.
Episode number 59,
Joshua Bradshaw from Wood Between Worlds
doing an intro there
in a little Batman rendition.
Classic Batman rendition.
The best Batman, if you ask me.
The best Batman.
Yeah.
Adam West, the original.
Tabs Out Remix.
Official Tabs Out Remix.
So what's going on, everybody? How was your New Year's, everyone? You know, went to bed early. Adam West, the original. Tabs Out Remix. Official Tabs Out Remix.
So what's going on, everybody?
How was your New Year's, everyone?
You know, went to bed early.
What's early for you on New Year's?
10.30.
Yeah, I was in bed around 10.30.
Went to bed around 10.30, woke up around 1 because my one kid was sick.
Ah, that sucks.
Yeah, it was a bummer.
My kid.
And my kid.
Nah, this work is good.
Ian, how about you, man? How was your New Year's Eve?
You're wild, man.
What'd you do?
Oh, not much.
I bet you got tore up.
Nah.
I bet you lit up the night.
By tore up, you mean had a nice dinner and went to bed.
Did any of us in this room stay up to midnight?
Nope.
No, but I woke up right before the ball dropped, and I saw that, and it was, I wish I had.
My ball dropped when I was 20, Ian.
I'm a man.
Just one.
This is the proverbial
ball day. We're not talking about specific
balls. Yeah, Dave, grow up, Dave.
Specific balls.
I felt like I had
Oh yeah, you know what I wanted to do for this episode?
I wanted to
tweet out or
do the Facebook.
Tweet out! I just wanted to tweet shit out.
I want to have people call up with their New Year's cassette resolutions.
Like, we were spitballing earlier.
Always rewind?
Well, I was going to say, like, labels with,
Ian brought up stop using the little band-aid things on the Narocos.
No more band-aids.
That's never going to end.
Maybe label your side so I know what's what if there's no screw.
I was going to tweet out for people to call, but no one calls.
So what's the point?
I'm not going to set myself up to get my heart broken once again.
Not in 2015.
This is my year.
This is the year I come out.
All right.
You boys want to start things?
Ian, why don't you start things off?
You want to play the first tape of 2015 on TabZap?
The first one.
Sure.
He's into it.
Let's do Future Ape Tapes, new one on Hooker Vision.
Future Ape Tapes.
Oh, new Hooker Vision, huh?
Well, the last batch they did.
Relatively new.
Yeah.
But they came back after a long hiatus, right?
Yeah, there was also...
I can't remember now.
I'm pretty sure there was a...
Well, there was that motion sickness,
like the Ballads box set.
The huge box set, yeah.
The collection of all those CD-Rs that Rachel Evans did.
Oh, the six cassette box jammy?
Was it six? I thought it was more than that.
No, I think it's...
No, that makes sense,
because it was one
release for each month
so it's one side
six tapes
okay
yeah
of like C60s
yeah long ones
yeah
there may be a Grand Evans tape
thrown in there too
yeah I think there was
when you live on a farm
there ain't much to do
you know
you know tend to the cattle
you grow in the
what do you grow
what do people grow
wheat
what
wheat like on a real farm or a Minecraft farm what are you growing on I was just going to bring up You grow in the... What do people grow? Wheat?
What?
Like on a real farm or a Minecraft farm? Dave, what are you growing on Minecraft?
I was just going to bring up Minecraft, you motherfucker.
You know what I saw today I almost bought for you was a Minecraft doll.
What?
Yeah.
I was looking at it.
I was at Bosco's returning some Christmas gifts I didn't want.
And there was a doll.
And I was like, that motherfucker looks like something from Minecraft.
Dave got really into Minecraft over the past few weeks, by the way.
I didn't know this. Big time.
You're not into it anymore? No, I got it
out of my system. You got it out of your system?
You know what I did in Minecraft?
Got into making animals
go up steps really high.
So you go all the way up to the sky,
and then put them in a glass box,
and then erase all the steps
so they're just up in the air in glass boxes.
I got into doing that.
Then I got it out of my system, and I was done.
I almost bought the doll for you, but then I didn't.
But Future Ape...
Who is Future Ape Tapes?
Sounds like a label. I'm confused.
I think it might say in there.
I thought there was a project called Future Ape...
Future Ape Tapes.
That is the project on Hooker Vision.
Yeah, but did they release other stuff under just...
Oh, you know what?
No, never mind.
I'm thinking of Mutant Ape.
Mutant Ape.
Mutant Ape.
Yeah.
Yeah, the guy who does...
The same label he does.
I have some stuff from him on...
Turgeon Animal or something like that, right?
Maybe. Maybe.
Maybe.
All right.
I like this artwork.
This is nice.
I like when people will spray paint on the paper and then copy it as opposed to just
spray painting on at the end.
Okay.
So it's just...
Though I assume at this point we've said everything we like about tapes.
It's Xerox spray paint?
Yeah.
Let me see.
I'm sure we can come up with more stuff we don't like, though.
Oh, yeah.
Well... You know what, Mike? I like it, too. You like it? Yeah. Let me see. I'm sure we can come up with more stuff we don't like, though. Oh, yeah. Well.
You know what, Mike?
I like it, too.
You like it?
Yeah.
All right.
I like it, too.
You already liked it once.
Ian, you like it because you brought it.
Yeah, I like it.
So we all like it.
Consensus.
Consensus.
Tabs out.
Seal of approval.
Seal of approval.
Future Ape Tapes.
Pyramiramid.
That's a good name.
That's a good name.
Yeah.
I like that.
On the cover. On the cover. Yeah. You can see they've gotamid. That's a good name. That's a good name. Yeah, I like that. On the cover.
On the cover.
Yeah, you can see they've got that pyramid.
There's a mirror.
There's a pyramid, and it's mirrored.
That's crazy.
Well, I'll be goddamned.
All right, well, you want to get into this?
Hmm, this shell's as blue as Walter White meth.
All right.
It's the strong stuff.
It's pure.
Well, let's see.
Let's see.
All right.
Because they made some fake blue stuff.
Yeah, don't get your hopes up.
Yeah, don't get your hopes up.
We might have gotten ripped off here.
You get excited, just not too excited.
Future Ape Tapes, Pyramiramid, Hooker Vision, Number...
Drumroll, please.
139.
Here's a little taste of that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm gonna go all alone I'm gonna go all alone I'm gonna go all alone
I'm gonna go all alone
I'm gonna go all alone
I'm gonna go all alone
I'm gonna go all alone
I'm gonna go all alone
I'm gonna go all alone
I'm gonna go all alone
I'm gonna go all alone
I'm gonna go all alone
I'm gonna go all alone I'm gonna on my own
I'm standing on my own And this
Ended up being the reason you came
And this
Ended up being the reason you came ¶¶ Thank you. I'm not ready to go I'm not ready to go I'm not ready to go
I'm not ready to go
I'm not ready to go
I'm not ready to go
I'm not ready to go
I'm not ready to go
I'm not ready to go
I'm not ready to go
I'm not ready to go
I'm not ready to go
I'm not ready to go I'm not ready to go Thank you. Thank you. future not past ape tapes not present not future ape cdrs future ape CDRs. Future ape tapes.
Pyramiramid.
Hooker Vision.
Numero.
Numero.
139.
Came out in 2014.
Good label, good tape. Yeah, bullshit.
Good way to start off the year.
Yeah, that was good.
I liked it.
I liked it more. I like. Yeah, bullshit. Good way to start off the year. Yeah, that was good. I liked it. I liked it more.
I like.
Kick 2015 off.
I like.
All right, Davey boy.
Quit thumbing through the mailbag and pick a jammer.
Already on top of it.
I'm going to play this Fungal Abyss tape that came out on Eaterdown.
I'll get behind that.
Oh, fuck.
Where did I?
I found out how to say the name of this label.
That's not how you say it?
I think it's...
Ah, fuck.
Now I forget what it is.
Because I think Eider are like the feathers of something.
And like...
Oh.
You know, like a down pillow.
Like a down pillow.
Gotcha.
Let me Google it real quick.
Have you guys ever used Google?
No.
What is it?
What's Google?
If you turn on your computer,
it's something where you can type in stuff and it tells you all the answers.
And dicks come out.
It's always dicks with you, Dave. I think you're joking.
Eider. Hold on. Look, there's a picture
of a swan or a duck or something like that already.
Eiders
are large sea ducks.
So it's the down
of an eider. I think it's pronounced eider. I thought it's actually... So it's the down of an eider. Huh.
I think it's pronounced eider.
I thought it was some kind of dance.
I hope the person who runs Eiderdown is like,
seriously?
Like a hoedown, but more like backwards.
Eiderdown.
Well, it looks like they're...
It looks like...
Are they in a cold weather climate?
Not for long with the climate change and China
and don't even start on politics. But who's... It's like a hotel on a road. Are they in a cold weather climate? Not for long with the climate change and China.
Don't get me started on politics.
Let's not go down that road.
Don't get me wound up.
All right, end it over.
Goddamn, I love the artwork for this label.
Hang on a goddamn minute. You don't have to hold it in your hands every time I do.
Hold it with my thumb and my pointer and my middle and my ring and my pinky on it.
This came out in a batch of two,
I believe, recently. Two live
tapes. Two live recording
tapes. I don't know shit.
Kind of like psychedelic bands, man.
Oh, man.
You like psychedelic music, man?
Were you boys at Woodstock 94?
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
I smoke 28 Marlboros at Woodstock 94.
Man, I was fucked up.
I like the...
I always like the handwritten text on the inside of the J cards.
Does it say on there who does the artwork for Eiderdown?
Because they fucking make it up.
Max Klopfelter.
Max Klopfelter kills it.
And the silk screen,
beautiful.
Beauty, beauty, beauty.
I noticed they went for clear tapes this time.
Is he playing a nose flute on the front maybe?
Is he playing that with his nose?
No, the nose is just overlapping.
Well, maybe he is playing it.
You just can't see under there.
You can also see that's going through
his disformed mouth thing.
Alright, well, I guess you know everything,
then. Well, I do have it
in my hands. I'm looking right at it. Alright, Dr. Ian.
Hand it over.
Did we play the other
Iderdown tape last episode? No.
Okay. Now I guess
you know everything.
Bunch of know-it-alls here. Bunch of know-it-alls of
hey, don't get me started.
Fungal abyss.
That is a good...
No, I think he's using a stick
to scratch his nose.
No way.
He's sitting on a magic carpet.
Oh, there's another guy.
When you fold it out,
there's another guy.
You like the other guy there?
I like the other guy.
I think the other guy's playing a harmonica.
And they're sitting on some sort of... Talk in your microphone. they're sitting on some sort of thousand-legged-
Talk into your microphone.
They're sitting on some sort of-
Like you were born to.
And they're sitting on some sort of thousand-legged creature.
Oh, I love artwork that's gooey.
Like Chris Pottinger, Cotton Museum type shit.
And some of Brian Chippendale shit.
Yeah, it's so tight.
So tight.
The thick, bold lines. Did you see the name of the track on the B-side? Yeah, it's so tight. So tight. The thick, bold lines.
Did you see the name of the track on the B-side?
Yeah, Salvia Dali.
That's good.
I like that.
That's my favorite track I've read on the,
I've saw on the show this year so far.
No disrespect to Future Rape Tapes.
Pyramiramid is a good name for a title,
but Salvia Dali is really good.
Real good.
But Pyramiramid's the second.
Whatever. Whatever.
Whatever.
Clear tape this time,
which I don't think I have any Iderdown stuff
that is on a clear tape.
It's all black tapes.
Yeah.
This looks good.
The white burning on that?
Yes.
Am I talking into my mic right now?
Yes, you are.
Okay.
It's right in front of you.
That's what that thing is.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It just jumped right out at me.
All right.
Well, let's get into this.
Fungal Abyss. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. We'll see you next time. Bungle Abyss.
That was tight.
Yeah, man.
I like that.
It started off slow, but then really got kicking.
That was a hot number.
Yeah.
Good one.
Newish one on Eiderdown.
That's how you say it.
Probably.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Most likely.
Most likely.
Survey says...
Dave, why is this beer...
Show me mashed potatoes.
Potatoes?
No, it's potato salad.
Isn't it?
Family Guy?
You ever see that?
No.
What are you talking about?
Never mind.
I was like, what, the answer on a random episode of a storied show?
Who is Steve Harvey?
There's an episode of Family Guy with the host of Family Feud.
And I can't remember entirely what's going on, but it's like some kind of post-apocalyptic
situation.
He's like standing out in the middle of an empty field and kind of like lost his mind
a little bit.
And he's just like, show me potato salad.
It's like pointing to the sky like it's the survey board.
All right.
Why is this beer called Purple Monkey Dishwasher?
I think it's a Simpsons reference.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
I like that.
I think it has some episode where teachers go on strike or something like that.
But I don't know.
I'm not like a Simpsons expert.
Now, you're a Family Guy man, right?
No, if it's between the two, I'll go with the Simpsons.
Dave knows all the Family Guy man stuff.
All right, my turn.
I like the episode where it goes really fast and they flashback to previous things
that happened in the past on Family Guy.
Oh, yeah, I saw that one.
Yeah.
Yeah, and the dog.
Oh, yeah, the dog is crazy.
And the baby says some really funny stuff
and he sounds, you know, older.
Yeah, and British.
Yeah.
Really think outside the box.
Say what you will about Family Guy, but they have a tape deck in their living room. Oh, do they? Yeah. Really think outside the box. Say what you will about Family Guy,
but they have a tape deck in their living room.
Oh, do they?
Yeah, I saw that toward the opening credits.
I was watching it.
Say what you will.
Say what you will, but...
I don't judge a man with a tape deck.
Give me a tape deck.
All right, I'm going to play one here
that we just got in the mail.
Did it come today or did it come yesterday?
No, I think it came yesterday.
It's not important.
It's not important. It doesn't matter to you.
What do you know what day it is? You might be
listening to this tomorrow, which
was yesterday for the person listening to it.
And now you're really confused as to what
day this tape came in. You ever see 12 Monkeys?
I mean, what year is that? Are they making a show
out of that or something?
On a sci-fi channel? I don't know.
I have no idea. I saw a little commercial on the YouTubes
like 12 Monkeys and it was not the Brad Pitt movie. So I don't know if I have no idea. I saw a little commercial on the YouTubes. Oh, yeah? It was like 12 Monkeys, and it was not the Brad Pitt movie.
So I don't know if they're making a series or what.
Well, you know, you're...
I'd watch it.
Yeah.
They're making...
Dave, you like that show, Black Mirror, right?
Yeah, I like it.
Ian, you ever seen that show, Black Mirror?
Never heard of it.
I have to take my time, but I like it.
Yeah, they're making a movie out of one of those.
Oh, yeah?
One of those eps.
If you got Netflix, check out Black...
Wait, they're elaborating on one of the episodes or they're
making... One specifically
one of the episodes is getting turned
into a movie. Oh, okay. From what I heard.
That's weird because the episodes are already like
what, like an hour long?
Yeah, but you know... So is it two hour long
so they're going to just slow it down?
So is it maybe just based in that world
or something? I don't know. Because I can think of
a couple of them like that one with the bikes.
All the bikes I would like to see as a movie.
Because where are they?
Yeah.
What's going on with that?
I kind of like that they don't tell you.
Yeah.
But it would be nice if I got a little story there.
Got this tape on faux pas,
which I believe is the label done by Sam Gascan.
I may be wrong.
And I think this tape is Sam Gascan under the name DJ Selector Faux Pas,
a.k.a.
Raw Grease in a Faux Pas.
The tape's called.
A second opinion on that?
Where are you looking at?
All the way on the top on the back.
A.k.a.
Raw Grease.
Right? In a Faux Pas recording. He's like, aka Ross Grease. Right?
In a faux pas recording.
Yeah, number 43, bootleg series.
Tape's called Kung Fu Misery.
Ah, I listened to him this other day, man.
I don't even understand that song.
That was a karate chop.
That was a karate chop?
Dave, you need to start taking your lessons.
You need to go from two lessons a week to four.
That's your chop.
That was a wet one.
Play my chop real quick.
Play your chop?
Play my chop.
Well, you know, I go in, I got the bell on my bang for my belt.
It's my, like, you know, get off me.
But I can't say it.
I just squeeze the bell.
Kung Fu Mystery.
All audio taken from the films of screen legend Jackie Chan.
Oh, he is a legend.
He's a legend. I look when I was reading that, I got to that part, and I laughed.
But it's still true.
Is that supposed to be Jackie Chan on the cover?
That drawing?
In the sky? Yeah, it's like a face. I think
it's kind of like Jackie Chan,
but not really. Is that one of those tear tattoos?
I think he might be
sweating or greasy. Well, he might be sweating. Or greasy.
Well, he's the sun.
And he's like, yeah, it's his face in the sun
over top of this whatever scene that is.
There's like a mountain in the background or something.
I like that black printing on the orange
paper too.
That's nice.
That orange really pops.
The orange makes the black pop.
The black makes the orange pop.
It's like a high contrast situation.
It is.
It's beautiful.
We talked about high contrast in this show before, haven't we?
Dave, we've covered all of it, basically.
See, I had a teacher.
Me too.
In grade school and high school.
Didn't go to college.
Not a college man.
I've had hundreds of teachers.
I don't want to act like I'm too good for it. I've had more teachers can go to college. I'm not a college man. I've had hundreds of teachers. I don't want to act like I'm too good for it.
I've had more teachers than you.
Well.
But I had a teacher that told me that yellow and black was actually a higher contrast than white and black.
I had a computer teacher who was a nun.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
I had a computer teacher named Miss Titter.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
I was on IMDB today and there was a guy named Peter Boners.
She had big boobs too what are
those kung fu misery by uh chest bumps dj like a fist bump but on your chest? DJ Selector Faux Pas,
a.k.a.
Roth Griesen Faux Pas.
Let's get into some,
let's juice our mind grapes.
What is that?
Is that a...
Is that a 30 Rock reference?
Mind grapes are like
boobs in your head.
Like skull boobs.
But you don't know
what boobs are.
Well, you know,
I got the internet. I can figure it out later. Like skull boobs. You don't know what boobs are. Well, you know, I got the internet.
I can figure it out later.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I am the one who's out here. I'm sorry. DJ Selector, faux pas.
You have your mic on, Dave?
Yeah.
Is it a little quieter?
I turned it down in the headphones a little bit.
I can't hear you at all.
How about now?
Any better?
I can't hear myself at all.
There we go.
Hot spot.
Whoa.
Yeah, just turn it down a little bit.
DJ Slept at Faux Pas. Kung Fu
Misery. That was tight. C60.
Yeah. I believe it just sold
out today. I went on
the Faux Pas site. I saw you said
the same gas can said something
the other day about there being a couple
left, but I guess they're gone. You can probably find
it on Discogs or something if you look. I've never
bought anything off Discogs.
You've said that many times in the past.
I'm just letting you know.
I haven't bought anything off Discogs either.
Now for a Mike Haley Discogs purchase update.
Still zero.
That was a Mike Haley
Discogs purchase update
brought to you by Gillette.
Come back for the Christmas special.
Razors for men.
That's not third.
Razors for just men.
And the commercial's a lady trying to shave,
and they take it away from her.
No!
No!
It's just for men!
I believe that was...
It's either a Sam Gascan or a Sam Gascan-related...
You know, maybe there's a...
I don't know.
Whatever. Whatever. You know something. there's a... I don't know. Whatever.
Whatever.
You know something.
You're so smart, you know something.
All right, Ian.
Round two.
What you gonna do?
Damn, that was only one round?
I gotta speed it up.
I got some gaming to do.
You got some what?
I got some gaming to do.
I wanna go home and play some Grand Theft Auto.
Oh, yeah?
You're on that now, too?
How's that looking?
Oh, it's fun.
It's real fun.
I haven't played any since...
Not just Minecraft 40 anymore, huh?
Oh, no.
I'm getting real back into games again.
What was the last Grand Theft Auto that was overhead?
Bird's Eye View.
Oh, that...
That was Grand Theft Auto, right?
The first one.
Yeah, that was like the first or second one.
Yeah.
I think it was the second one.
I think it was the last one I played.
I remember when I played that game and I was like,
man, if this game was 3D, it would be insane.
And then it came out and I was like, it blew my mind.
Not 3D, though.
Huh?
It wasn't 3D.
Well, like, you're moving three dimensions.
It's not like a scrolling game from the top.
Like, you're moving through three dimensions.
I remember when I lived with Joe B.,
he worked night shifts at a silk screening place.
And he used to get home at like 3 in the morning
or something like that.
And on his way home,
I would ask him to pick me up snacks.
And then he would play Grand Theft Auto
and I would just lay there and watch him
all night until the sun came up.
It was really good.
I like watching somebody play that game.
It's too many buttons on the controller for me.
I can't handle it.
It's not that many. Ian, take me to a that game. It's too many buttons on the controller for me. I can't handle it. That's not that many.
Ian, take me to a different world.
It's like two more than Super Nintendo.
Super Nintendo was too much.
I'm a Nintendo man.
Let me see.
This is the new Digital Natives
on Worn Habit.
Worn Habit. Worn Habit.
Worn Habits.
Let me see what you got here.
When did this come out?
This just came out.
He didn't really put any...
Wait a minute.
He didn't really put any big release up or anything.
I'm confused.
Right.
Is there a label on the inside of this tape?
Yeah.
What?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
No, it's super tight.
Hold on.
Somebody's pulling my leg.
So this is a clear tape.
When you're looking at the back, at the B side, it just looks like your standard tape.
A clear tape with the black foil inside.
When you turn it over, you see through the tape with a label on the inside.
Did he open all of these up and put a label on the inside?
I don't know.
You gotta be...
I will beat you with a duck.
I will beat you bloody with a duck
if you opened all these up.
Holy shit. Look at that, Dave.
No, I'm not done looking at it.
God damn, you did not open all of these up.
I don't know.
One, two, three, four, five screws.
Five tiny screws. There has to be some other way three, four, five screws. Five tiny screws.
There has to be some other way.
Imagine Dave's giant hand
handling those tiny screws.
Yeah, and I think he printed directly
on the back of that, too, didn't he?
Well, because the J card is
definitely unprinted.
Is it just a piece of paper
flopping around in there?
No, I think this is the actual liner
that he printed on.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Are you serious? Yeah, because there's... Let's get him on the on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you serious?
Yeah, because there's...
Let's get him on the phone.
Hand it back.
Do we know his number?
I don't know his number.
Hold on.
I'm going to tweet to him right now.
Oh, fuck.
I wish the hotline wasn't dead.
Does anybody have an iPhone charger?
No.
Oh, fuck.
I got one of those.
On you?
It's charging my family guy, though.
You got it plugged right into the DVD?
Yeah, I think he printed directly on the back of that liner.
I don't want to move on without talking to him about this.
Pin him up.
This is like, I feel like someone who just,
like you know when someone on TV is like,
they say they saw an alien and you kind of believe them?
I feel like that person right now.
Hand me the cover.
Is the cover just as tight?
Yeah, I mean, I like it.
I'm always a big fan of his collage work.
Worn Habit or Digital Natives?
No, Worn Habit, the collage work for all his covers.
This looks really tight, this collage stuff.
And inside is like handwritten stuff with some drawings.
Oh, yeah, I like this.
Yeah.
Orlando origins,
snake pleasure.
Is that the name of the tape?
I don't know.
There's a lot of text in here.
I can't read.
Too long,
didn't read.
Isn't it Jeff Aston?
I thought it was.
Didn't he do another tape on nominal loom?
That was like all like ass.
There were all asses in the title.
Like ass juice and
artificial ass juice or something like that.
That's correct, yes.
Okay, here's what we're going to do now.
I'm going to go find a fucking iPhone
charger, right? That's step one.
This is a 12-step program
I just put myself on. I'm going to find
an iPhone charger, plug in this goddamn
Tabs Out hotline. We're going to play this tape and I'm going to find an iPhone charger, plug in this goddamn Tabs Out hotline,
we're going to play this tape,
and I'm going to tweet to Warren Habit and then tell him the call.
We're going to talk to him about this.
You got it on the B-side?
I think I listened to all the A.
Yeah, it's right on the B-side.
All right, let's get into this.
Digital Natives tape on Warren Habit.
Juicing my mind right now.
Juicing it. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so
uh Thank you. Thank you. digital natives oh that was tight cuts, two strips of bacon.
Beat you to it.
Damn, I hope Brother calls us.
What's the name of the guy who does that label?
Mike.
Mike.
Another Mike. Another Mike.
Born to podcast.
Yeah, why isn't he calling?
He's probably not Mike.
He's behind the mic right now.
He's doing his own podcast.
Tab's in.
All right, Dave.
What you got?
Well
I guess I could play this tape
By
I guess
This project called
Axis
Sova
It's a
It's not a rock band
Axis Soda
Axis Sova
I love drinking some Axis Soda
Axis
Colon S-O-V-A Ax Body Spray Soda Would you drink Ax Body Spray Soda? Sova Axis soda Axis soda I love drinking some Axis soda Axis colon
S-O-V-A
Ax body spray soda
Would you drink Ax body spray soda?
Soba
Listen to what's coming out of my mouth
What real men drink
I know you really want to talk
But you can wait until I'm finished
Ax body spray soda
Jerko
I drink Ax body spray
I just broke the Norelco
You made me so mad
Even if it was just Pepsi
With a different label
Like and not just like a different. Even if it was just Pepsi with a different label.
And not just a different can, but it was a Pepsi can with just a sticker around it.
The Axe Body Spray.
I drink that.
So what are you going to play by the Axe Body Spray? Oh, you want to know?
You want to know?
Please.
I'm going to play a cut off the A side of this tape.
Okay.
What's it?
It's called Eyes Have It.
Eyes?
Eyes Have It.
What's the name of the tape called?
The name of the tape is called Worst Fools.
And it came out on Licking River.
It took a long time to get it off.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it depends on how many people are licking it.
You get all the people in the world licking it,
it could go away instantly.
I saw a chart one time of how big the river is
and how many people are licking it
and where you can see where it intersects of where you...
Because you have to deal with a lot of...
You're putting water into the river as you lick.
Did you put that in one of your T9 calculators?
Yeah.
Yeah, and then I push a button.
It's like Texas Instruments.
Yeah, because I want it to dredge Texas Instruments Yeah Because I wanted I wanted to
Dredge the river
Down the block
Is it dredge
What's dredging a river
That's when you dig up
Like the bottom
Of it or something
Yeah
When you dredge up
Some sand
I was gonna do that
With my tongue
I was gonna do that
With my tongue
I was gonna frack
The river with my tongue
I don't think
You can frack rivers
Well Dave
Drink some
Axe body spray
Soda
And become a real man
Frack a fucking river Hand me that tape soda and become a real man.
Frack a fucking river.
Hand me that tape.
You ain't a real man until you frack the river.
So, I think this is... Now, I'm not going to be impressed by any tape that doesn't have printing inside of the shell now.
I'm looking at it like, eh, whatever.
What side do you want?
A?
You said you were going to play something with the A side?
Play the A side, yeah.
That's a rock group there.
Let me see that.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Bet they get themselves
in some trouble.
Look at that crew.
Look at where they're on some...
They're all wearing sunglasses.
I thought they were on motorcycles,
but I think they're just bikes.
Maybe even scooters.
These might be razor scooters.
They look like some
bad motherfuckers.
All right.
They're a motorcycle gang.
Axisis Sova
where spools cease to be shadow
bloop
sova So bright
Yeah
Yeah, all right guitar solo ¶¶
¶¶ Thank you. I still have it You and me
I still have it
Like what I see
I still have it
You and me Just can't see
Eyes that I've been
Like we can't see I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm coming down I'm coming down I'm coming down
I'm coming down
I'm coming down
I'm coming down
I'm coming down
I'm coming down
I'm coming down
I'm coming down
I'm coming down
I'm coming down
I'm coming down I'm starving In a human being
I'm starving
In a human being
I'm starving
In a human being
I'm starving I was happy I was happy
I was happy
I was happy
I was happy I will I will I will
I will
I will
I will
I will
I will
I will
I will
I will
I will
I will I will This is your time to rise Give us strength
We know we must
Take a long, long rise
Give us strength I'll give this building a name I was driving
Like with the sea
I was driving
In a human being
I was driving
Like with the sea
I saw you.
I love you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Access over.
Man, that wasn't even them on the cover.
Really?
It was still tight, though.
That was tight, Dave.
Good Chicago dudes, right?
Yeah.
Found them all on the Facebook.
Yeah.
They're on the Facebook.
I almost threw up a little bit there.
Yeah, the whole tape's pretty good.
All, you know, kind of like that.
Kind of like that.
Repetitive.
The whole tape's kind of like that.
Repetitive jammy jams.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah.
I like it.
My turn?
I like it, too.
Whatever. Axis Sova,. I like it. My turn? Whatever.
Axis Sova, that was.
Axis Soda?
Ax Body Spray. Ian, I'm glad you brought that up.
Because the good people at Ax Body Spray,
Axis Sova, worst fools
on licking river number
six, which is impossible.
To have six releases?
To be licking the sixth
river?
Math, Dave. Whose six are we talking about? Impossible. To have six releases? Yeah, you can't do that. To be licking the sixth river? Mm-hmm.
Math, Dave.
Whose six are we talking about?
Like your sixth river.
Like personally, you've licked five,
and now you're on to number six.
Jeez.
Seems impossible.
Unless you have a lot of help from your friends.
Got a tape here.
That's how you get by.
A little help from your friends? Yeah. Let's go over what this tape is here. Do some hood rat stuff. All's how you get by. A little help from your friends.
Yeah.
Let's go over what this tape is here.
Do some hood rat stuff.
All right.
Do some rivers.
So Delaware.
Let's talk about Delaware.
Small state.
Yeah.
You know, it's not your Memphis.
It's not your California.
It's not your industry town.
You know what I mean?
Right.
It's not your Chapel Hill.
I'm trying to think of another one that might be funny Northeast
it's not your Minneapolis
it's not your Rising Sun
exactly
it's not your Rising Sun
if anyone knows Rising Sun Maryland
it's not your Dumfries
it's not your Manasses
but it's a small place
but a tight crew of people who are into weird shit, weird experimental shit.
Definitely.
But mainly, we know about the people in the Wilmington, Newark, the higher area.
The tippy top, the tip.
Yes, for those not familiar with Delaware, it's separated by a canal.
And we call everyone below the canal Slower Lower Delaware.
Yeah, because there's a lot of farms down there
growing a lot of soybeans down there
doing a lot of good stuff for this country.
And then there's the northern Delaware
which is the big city.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
They're putting up a new Chipotle right now I bet.
But
so we've been doing these noise gigs
in Wilmington
and these Dover dudes start to show up.
Yeah.
Weird motherfuckers I gotta say by the up. Weird motherfuckers, I gotta say, by the way.
Weird motherfuckers.
But anyway,
it turns out there's other people down in Dover
making noise.
Enough that they just put out a comp,
a cassette comp,
called Drummel,
Dave Adler Drummel right there.
Dover Noise. That was supposed to be a drum roll right there. Dover Noise.
That was supposed to be a drum roll.
It's just a cassette tape
with the little handwritten
J card that comes with blank
Maxell tapes.
Rubber Bandit around it is a
pig ear, a dry pig ear.
You threw your pig ears away, right?
Well, I'm not going to do anything with it,
and I refuse to give my dog pig ears because I just, I like piggies.
Oh, it smells so bad.
Is this what a pig's ear smells like all day?
The show was on, what, the show was last Friday, the day after Christmas.
So, yeah, I mean, I have cats.
I'm not going to keep a pig's ear.
What am I going to need a pig's ear for?
So I just put mine in the street.
I kept mine in the street.
Some critter is going to pick it up
and be like, oh my god, a pig's ear.
Merry Christmas.
What street did you put it on?
Is it Newark or Wilmington?
No, Wilmington.
It probably rained, got all soggy.
That's when they get good, Dave.
It's probably some sewer rat or something. Dave does sewer rat stuff all soggy. That's when they get good, Dave. It's probably like some sewer rat or something.
Sewer rat.
Dave does sewer rat stuff all the time.
There is a piece of hair on my microphone pointing straight out at my face.
Let me get it.
Careful now.
It looks like going on my nose every time I get close to the mic.
All right, I got this rewound to the beginning.
Dover noise.
Self-release. A dude, Dan dance all neil is the guy who uh
released this or put this together curated i'm pretty sure i'm gonna play the first track mr
by mr castle castle with a k always get me down something a little bit off that
from the dover noise dover dude it's already taped in here let me take that out put this in
dover noise comp here it is Dover, dude. Oh, it's already taped in here. Let me take that out. Put this in. Dover Noise Comp.
Here it is. I'm sorry. so so
so so
so so
so so so so Did you put the emote in your pocket?
Yeah.
Baby, baby, baby.
Baby, baby, I don't know that I need you, but we've got to find that money.
I don't got the emote.
Uncle Billy, look, do you realize what's going to happen if we don't find it?
Listen to me, do you have any secret hiding place you're about? Some place you're hiding. Some place you're hiding. I don't want to hear it. Thank you. Mr. Castle from the Dover Noise comp.
I'm not really sure how you get a copy.
You got to hit up
Dancehall Neal probably.
Yeah, but someone
let's say who lives
in like Topeka.
Good luck.
Or what was that
town that changed
their name to like
half.com for a year?
Was that somewhere in Texas?
Probably.
What if you live there
and you want one?
How do you get one?
You got to ask Google.
Remember we were
talking about google
fucking dude from worn habits still isn't called
I'm starting to give up on that
eh
what can you do
but it's a pretty tight comp all around
it's a real tight comp
I like my copy
wait is yours like
why is there like
the track titles are all like handwritten out
but like he stopped
using one kind of pen and started using another well he ran out but it didn't run out that last
he could sense it he was like this is about to go let me just stop in the middle like i wrote this
band name now before i wrote the track he wrote the band name and the first quotation mark and
then started the new pen or maybe it's the same same pen, but a nice flow just started coming out of that one.
That's when he was like,
he got to that part,
he was like,
third track,
artist name,
quotation marks,
all right,
I'm going to bed,
I'm going to pick up in the morning.
Yeah.
And the next day he's like,
fuck,
where's that pen?
So he's like,
ah,
it's just a different one.
I've only got one track
that's in a different,
it's like right in the middle.
Yeah,
it's right in the middle,
that's really good.
But it's the only thing in pen,
everything else is in the Sharpie. I think it's some kind of code. That's really good. But it's the only thing in pen. Everything else is in the Sharpie.
I think it's some kind of code.
What are you trying to tell me, Charlie?
All right.
Lillian.
That's to me.
Lillian.
Let's do this.
So last Final Friday had the return of local zoner dude Boss Battle from Indonesia.
Yeah, dude from around here.
Noiser dude from around here who's been out in Indonesia.
What, teaching English?
Yeah.
Fucking shit up.
Fucking up the natural nature of things.
But he brought back a couple of tapes, a couple of really tight tapes.
This is one that he collabed with some people out there.
Oh, he's on this? Yeah, I think
he's on this. I'm not sure what
he does on here, but
he's the hype man. He's listed
in the credits.
Saxophone solos. Drone hype man.
Oh, wait, Ian.
Don't just gloss over that.
A drone hype man? That's a good idea.
Don't let that just get lost.
Let's talk about it for a second.
Well, I don't think it was.
I mean, what's he going to do?
Come on!
Life up the fucking track.
Oh, my God.
Could someone please be a drone hype man?
Please be a drone hype man.
Dave, you'd be a good-ass drone hype man.
Imagine somebody just with their laptop or a suitcase of pedals,
and Dave's walking across the front and getting everyone real excited.
That's a good idea, man.
Somebody's got to do that.
DJ exits sign, but it's signed like a sine wave.
Yeah, there you go.
And you wave something over your head.
Lights are flashing.
It's getting really intense.
And then it's just...
Come on!
Really loud over everything.
Can you feel it?
Can you feel that?
Give it up!
Not so loud.
Not so loud.
It's only in the headphones.
Okay.
Because I'm judging about how...
I only know how loud you are by how open your mouth is.
It was really open.
I could see everything.
Could you see my...
I could see it all, Dave.
Don't even bring it up.
There's some stuff you can't unsee.
Could you see my beans?
I saw your beans.
Was that a Family Guy reference?
You wouldn't get it.
He loves Family Guy. I've never seen it.
Alright, Ian, so you're going to play this tape.
A drone
hype man-less tape.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, so
I don't know. I want it to become a thing
that you have to mention you don't have a Drone Hype Man.
It's that popular.
It's the standard.
That when you don't have a Hype Man.
It's that popular.
So when it doesn't happen, somebody's like,
where was the Hype Man?
Where was the Drone Hype Man?
All right, what are you playing?
I don't exactly know what the project is called.
You have all that time to figure it out.
Yeah, well, on the front cover that time to figure it out yeah well
on the front cover says Ranga on keys okay but on the side it kind of looks
like it says I know that's just that's just the back okay okay so I think the
project is Ranga on keys and then's... Let me look at the personnel.
Come on, Ian.
I don't want to mess up these names.
Joe B. would have handed me that tape by now.
Had me rewinding it.
You would have just snatched it out of his hands.
I would have.
All right.
Project by Ranga Nashrella.
And then we got Sean Stealth Fox,
Boss Battle on
Drone Hype Man.
And this track features
vocals from
Gisela
Swaragita.
This is real tight.
Real, real tight.
Real tight? What side do you want to play?
A side, I think.
A side?
It jumps right in.
Right on.
Let me see that cover.
I like this little hand-drawn guy in the front with the...
I'm going to assume that's...
He looks almost like a Lego man.
...Ranga himself.
He's got the goatee and the curly cute mustache.
Yep.
Bunch of music notes around him with the no slash through him.
All right.
Ranga on keys.
Straight from Indonesia. Straight from Indonesia.
Straight from Indonesia.
Side A off of this tape.
Here it is. three wooden bikes. There are many faces hanging in the windows of the city's bus. There are also many who walk
under the heat of the sun. Dry dust gushes from their steps, then sticks
to the bodies that have been wet with sweat. Everything is hot, everything is easily angry.
So when you step into the road,
they all look at you with envy,
enjoying you as a spectator.
A dark midday on a crowded road.
It's 10 meters wide,
1 kilometer long.
On the sides, there are trees and gardens.
The sidewalk is wide. Many food vendors are lining up. People are running around. Driving cars, motorbikes,
also bicycle. There are many faces floating in the windows of the city's window, there are also many walking under the scorching sun.
Dry dust falls from their steps, then sticks to the wet body of the criminal.
Everything is hot.
Everything is easily angry.
Then, when you step into the street, they all look at you with joy, enjoying you as you walk.
The midday is in a narrow road.
It is 10 meters wide, 1 kilometer long.
On the sides are trees and gardens.
The sidewalk is wide, many food vendors are waiting.
People are running around, driving cars, motorbikes, and even motorbikes.
There are many faces of the old in the door of the Biskopah.
Many also walk under the scorching sun.
Dry dust drips from their feet, then falls on the wet skin under the fire. Dry dust was dripping from their feet.
Then it was all on the wet skin of their feet.
Everything was hot.
Everything was wet.
Then, when you stepped into the rain,
they all looked at you with joy,
enjoying the rain.
One day, on was on a long road.
The width of the road is 10 meters.
The length of the road is 1 kilometer.
On the top of the road, there are trees that are growing.
The road is wide.
Many people are eating and drinking.
The people are eating and drinking. There are many food vendors, strangers,
cars, motorbikes,
and even bicycles.
There are many faces of the city's
people who are under the sun.
The cold wind blows their clothes,
and the sun shines on the people of the land, the music of the people of the land, the music of the people of the land,
all of them are hot, all of them are beautiful.
So, when we walked down the street, they all looked at us with a smile,
enjoying the music of the people of the land, enjoying the music of the people of the land, Enjoy yourself as a viewer. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Oh.
You should have.
That was a.
Stop touching that.
Stop turning the radio on.
I'm trying to hype this drone up.
That was a sick transition.
You should have unmuted my mic and let me burn a match over that.
That would have been tight.
Burn a match over what?
I don't get it.
Do you think the first drone hype man was named Jerome Hype Man?
And people are always like, did you say Drone Hype Man?
And he's like, no, Jerome Hype Man.
That goes on for a couple of weeks.
And they didn't even mean like a Drone Hype Man, like the music.
They meant like drones like Obama.
Drone Hype Man the musical.
Let's not gloss over that idea either.
Drone Nightman the musical?
Like a Broadway musical
about a Drone Nightman?
Yo, about to scout some cows!
Alright, let's go.
Let's move on.
Rango on keys.
Cleanser palette.
That was good, man.
I believe the only web presence I'm seeing
is a SoundCloud
how do you spell
SoundCloud
how do you spell
SoundCloud
do you have
Dave do you have
that tape
nope
where is it
here it is
and it's
I'm trying to see
the spelling
R-A-N-G-G-A
on keys
so check that out
yeah
alright Dave where fucking what's his name still doesn't call us back keys. So check that out. Alright, Dave.
Fucking, what's his name?
Sills and calls back.
I'm going to play a tape that came out
on permanent nostalgia.
Steady.
Steady putting them out. Pumping them out.
Oh yeah? What else did they put out?
All kinds of stuff.
You're asking me to remember something, Mike?
They do some of the tapes.
The other labels won't do.
This is a tape by Dusty Green's project, Gainesville, Florida.
Dusty Green's?
Dusty Green's.
The wrestler?
Dusty Green's.
Dusty Green's, the professional wrestler?
Is there a professional wrestler named Dusty Green's?
Yeah, he was always covered in dust, and he was wearing like a...
I thought he was always covered in like dusty collards.
It was like a green collared shirt and green shorts.
No, I didn't mean collared like a collared shirt.
I meant collared greens, like dusty greens.
Okay.
All right.
Whatever, Dave.
He's kind of like Dusty Kale.
Dusty Kale, the country musician?
Oh, man.
Me and my dad used to...
I grew up listening to Dusty Kale stuff, Dave. Oh, Dusty Kale. I can't believe... Have we ever played Dusty Kale on the show? Oh, man. Me and my dad used to... I grew up listening to Dusty Cale stuff, Dave.
Old Dusty Cale.
I can't believe...
Have we ever played Dusty Cale on the show?
Oh, yeah.
We played that tape he did with Rusty Spinach.
Rusty Spinach, the porn star?
He did a tape with them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a weird comment.
I wonder how did they meet?
Frozen Vegetables put it together.
Frozen Vegetables?
The old blues man.
He's been doing some good work.
I can't believe he's still alive.
What's the name of his doctor?
His doctor?
Yeah.
Split P. Sue.
Split P. Sue.
That was her name.
Saved that man's life multiple times.
He's got a bad ticker.
Oh, yeah, he's got a bad ticker.
He's got onion bunions.
What was that restaurant that Splitsupisu used to eat?
What was the name of the place?
Oh, the Wooden Pickle.
The Wooden Pickle. The wooden pickle. The waitress that worked at the wooden pickle?
Yeah, Dave.
What was the name of the waitress
who worked at the wooden pickle?
I don't know.
She quit in a hurry.
She wasn't happy with her celery.
No, you didn't.
I can't believe you would do something like that.
We have fun.
Ian, sit back down in that chair.
All right, Dave, what tape are you playing?
Dusty Greens.
Do we need to go over everything?
Just hand me the tape.
I say as soon as you hand me this tape, I'm not even going to look at it.
I'm just going to put it in press play.
I feel like I just watched Red Fox perform.
Dusty Greens.
Gainesville, Florida.
Eastside Beats mixtape coming at you.
Smoke one, drink one.
Make sure you make that shit rustic, baby.
Shout out to Josh Titt.
Let's go. Thank you. so so Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. Dusty Greens.
Oh, that was tight.
Dusty Greens, Eastside.
Live at the Wooden Pickle.
Man, you can really hear Split Pisa in the background.
Dusty, Dusty, I love you, Dusty.
What's the doctor doing there?
I love you, Dusty.
The doctor goes to the wooden pickle?
I love you, Dusty.
I guess it's a small town.
Yeah, she goes to the wooden pickle.
$2 buds, man.
I love you, Rusty.
Rusty's there too, huh?
I mean, Dusty.
The whole town's there, Dave.
East Side Beats mixtape, C20.
Permanent Nostalgia number 29.
Small addition there.
36 of those.
Oh, yeah?
Looks really nice too.
Is that?
We're all set color.
Oh, never mind.
I thought that was Steve Brule on the cover for a second.
Look at that dolphin.
What's that dolphin doing?
Just kissing her ear.
It kind of looks like Steve Brule mixed with Einstein.
Yeah. I think that's who it looks like Steve Brule mixed with Einstein. Yeah.
I think that's who it is.
Steve Brule mixed
with Einstein?
That was tight.
All right.
My turn?
I guess.
I guess so.
I know what I'm going to play.
Somebody's got to go.
Hand me those leis.
Hand you this what?
Those leis.
Oh.
There you go.
This episode of Tabs Out brought to you by Wavy Leis.
Wavy Leis.
They're pretty good.
Get some.
What is the name of this label?
This is a new label.
I wish I had it written down here somewhere.
There it is.
This is a new label run by Jenny Hanover, who used to do Bone Tooth Horn.
You fellas familiar with that label? Label out of used to do Bone Tooth Horn. You fellas remember that?
Familiar with that label?
Label in New Jersey.
Bone Tooth Horn.
Had a tight,
a little tight,
tight, tight, tight,
tight, tight thing going.
But this is a new label
she's doing called,
I guess,
Nostorca?
N-O-S-T-O-R-C-A.
They just put out two tapes
and they sent them over.
And this is a split
with Jenny Hanover
and 2673
You know that dude right?
We played him before
Yeah he played in Delaware a couple years ago
For Final Friday
World famous Final Friday
In the first state
It's on these silver shells
And these things always look like an elephant
On the internet stomped on them
I like those
You know if an elephant on the internet stomped on them. I like those. An elephant on the internet.
You know, if an elephant on the internet
stomps on you, you die in real life.
Yeah, that's true.
These silver shells are always... I've never seen one
like pro-dust or
pro-imprinted before.
Have you? They're always like blank
or they have little labels on them. You know what? I don't think
I have. I don't think I have either.
That Dilloway tape is on here.
It's on this silver thing.
Wait, I feel like there's...
Some Fort Evil Fruit stuff.
A lot of that stuff is on silver, I think.
Isn't Fort Evil Fruit stuff pro-dub, though?
Yeah, I think you're right.
Hmm.
I'll have to...
Okay, well, never mind.
You know what?
I'll go home real quick.
I'll check it out, and I'll come back.
You give me 60 seconds.
I bet you I can find Fort Evil Fruit on the wall.
Mine, alphabetical order by label.
How do you do it?
I just grouped the labels.
I mentally already had them grouped in my brain,
so I just apply that to the wall.
I got a whole system already up there, Dave.
Fort Evil Fruit.
What about labels that aren't there yet?
Can you predict the future?
You know where future labels are going to go?
Okay, you get up.
We're on the left shelf here.
And let's go... This is a tough one. Definitely
down, down, down.
Alright, now stop.
No.
I thought it'd be right there.
Well, let's not let this go any longer.
Yeah, Mike, I think
you lost this round.
This is... Well, let's not let this go any longer. Yeah, Mike, I think you lost this round. You lost.
See, this isn't even fun for us, so I can't imagine listening to it.
Being here isn't fun.
I can't imagine listening to this.
It's very interesting.
I'm giving up.
There it is.
Three down.
You already lost.
Three down and about 30 tapes over.
And go home. three down you already lost three down and about 30 tapes over and go on
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
three down
30 tapes
30
three tapes over
for Pippin
33 tapes over
you see it
ah
look at that
ah
there it is
what's
give me a silver guy
nope
that's red
get another one
open that up that one's red. Get another one.
Open that up.
That one's red, too.
You got all red ones, huh?
Don't run away, Ying.
All right, never mind, never mind, never mind.
Jenny Hanover.
All right, let's get into this tape.
Split with two, six, seven, three.
What does that mean?
Two, six, seven, three?
Yeah, what's that about?
Two is like the number after one, but before three.
Right.
Six is the one after five, but before seven.
Is how many beers you get in a six-pack.
Seven is a lucky number. And three is...
Is a baker's dozen. It doesn't. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to you guys. so I'm going to go ahead and start the engine. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back of here. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. Jenny Hanover from the split with 2673
second release on our new label
did I have it written down here
Nostorca or something like that something that wasn't a sort of yeah it
started with an end well I knew that oh yeah I think it ends with a it's
stamped all right we got there we got the ends were Storka yeah we're in the
middle words now we need to figure out that middle part that's a tight split
very very good stuff a tight split yeah man good stuff. A tight split? Yeah, man.
It's good.
I like it.
Like it didn't stretch enough?
Yeah.
Exactly.
You can probably get that.
Pick up that and pick up all the Bone Tooth Horn cassettes you can.
Because that was an awesome label, too.
They did a tape for me, and I don't have it.
I don't have a copy.
I lost my copy.
Lost your copy, huh?
Ian, what do you got?
If you have a copy of that weather tape on Boat to Thorn, send it to me.
I don't.
Thanks.
Let's do this one.
Okay.
This is a new one from a project called Moss Harvest.
Moss Harvest.
What's this label called? This label is called Summer Isle. This is a nice one. Ivest. Moss Harvest. What's this label called?
This label is called Summer Isle.
This is a nice one.
I was looking at this earlier.
Canadian-based label.
The packaging on this is like out of this world.
It comes in one of those...
What do you call this?
Cassette mailers.
The boxes.
That's what this is?
Cassette mailer?
Yeah, you know the little boxes.
I've never used one of these to mail.
I have a Tiger Hatcher tape in one of those boxes.
Rano does it. And all the... R of those boxes. Rano doesn't like it.
And all the Rano,
like the first few Rano ones.
Well, the first few Rano ones
came in that,
but I just threw the box away
because I didn't really know
it was part of the packaging.
But I got one up there
that stayed inside of it.
They don't do it anymore, though.
But this one is like
silkscreened
like front and back, right?
Yeah.
It's like every which way
silkscreen.
Yeah.
The box is silkscreen everywhere.
There's a little zine that comes inside.
Yeah, a little band that goes around the tape.
Very nice. It holds a little tiny
zine in there. Or is that an insert? What is that?
This is a band
that goes around the sides, but then there's a little
insert with
track info. Oh, another
insert. Okay.
It's got that weird green color gel.
I like that color. We have our own
color shell now, by the way.
We didn't announce that yet. If you go to
duplication.ca,
there's a color of cassette shell they sell called
Tabs Out Podcast Soaking Wet.
You can buy that from them
if you want to. We got a couple here.
They look good.
They're really wet. Slimy and gooey. They look good. They're really wet.
Slimy and gooey.
Soaking wet.
Yeah, get those.
It'll make your tape sound... If you send us a tape
on that,
I think we're bound
by law to play it.
It should have been
a tape head cleaner.
Oh, that would have been good.
Yeah, I would have liked that.
The soaking wet tape head cleaner.
Yeah, well,
you don't want them too wet, Dave.
You want them wet,
but just not too wet.
All right,
keep going with this tape.
All right,
so this is from a project called Moss moss harvest out on label summer isle and this is uh tapes called constructs of
loss and longing okay it's a deep one but look at i dig this uh the shell color i like that
labels on both sides and the labels are like uh are like a little darker version of that color green.
All around, it's presented very nicely.
Oh, is that like...
It's a pretty one.
There's like a little O card with the tape, and then that's inside the mailer.
Yeah.
Is that so great?
There's different levels of stuff going on.
Yeah, there's a lot to look at.
You really got to get it in your hands.
I can't handle it.
What side do you want me to play here?
How do you know which side it's which?
Whatever it's rewound most to.
Rewound most to.
Well, here's whatever side this is rewound most to.
What was it called again?
Moss Harvest.
Moss Harvest on the label?
Summer Isle.
Summer Isle Summer Isle Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Moss Harvest.
Oh, that's a relaxer.
I could have done hype over that.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
That's a real drifter right there.
Yeah, man, that was.
And that packaging. I could have done hype over that. See, that's what I'm talking about. That's a real drifter right there. Yeah, man, that was. And that packaging.
I really dig it.
I wouldn't kick that packaging out of bed
for eating crackers in bed.
What?
Alright, Dave.
I wouldn't either, Mike.
Thanks, Dave.
Go ahead, Dave. Dave's Corner.
Alright, I'm going to play...
I've had this one for a while, and I've been meaning to play it.
I've been meaning to play it, but I've gotten to it.
Sometimes life gets in the way.
This looks realistic tape that came out on Beer on the Rug.
B-A slash A.
Yes, Beer on the Rug.
This came out, what, about six months ago, something like that?
Yeah.
Something like that.
I know it's Joe Bastardo and another dude.
I'm going to look up right now who the other dude is.
Oh, I just had it, actually, a second ago.
It probably says it in the tape.
Ryan Mulhall.
Yes, Ryan.
Isn't it like Mulhill or something like that?
Mulhall.
Fuck, I dropped it.
Mulhall.
Oh, shit, the inside artwork is pretty incredible.
Like it looks like an old like-
Like you would type out like a old dot matrix printer with a-
Yeah.
An old computer screen with a blah blah blah.
The shell is pretty tight too.
I like that.
You can get caught in that.
Yeah, this is a type tape.
Type tape.
Type tape.
Type tape.
That cover-
That image from the shell is on the cover.
What are you guys laughing about?
Is this a hype tape?
Hype tape?
Yeah, it's just that the Drone Hype Man made it.
Mastered by Drone Hype Man?
Are you saying Drone Hype Man?
Drone Hype Man's...
Drone Hype Man.
Drone Hype Man.
Drone Hype Man's Drome Hype Man's
tape.
Looks realistic.
VA slash A. It's like various artists slash artists
on Beer on the Rug.
Number 26.
Drome Hype Man's Hype Tape.
It's just him doing hype. to a knife. I don't know. I'm going to go back. wow I'm sorry. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. so I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. I'm going to make a big hole in the ground. I'm going to make a big hole in the ground. I'm going to make a big hole in the ground.
I'm going to make a big hole in the ground.
I'm going to make a big hole in the ground.
I'm going to make a big hole in the ground.
I'm going to make a big hole in the ground.
I'm going to make a big hole in the ground.
I'm going to make a big hole in the ground.
I'm going to make a big hole in the ground.
I'm going to make a big hole in the ground.
I'm going to make a big hole in the ground.
I'm going to make a big hole in the ground. I'm going to make a big hole in the ground. so
so Thank you. Looks realistic.
Ah, V-A-A.
Beer on the rug.
And for the record, I would like to say
I think it sounds pretty realistic, too.
It does. It sounds very realistic.
Like it actually happened.
It would make you think someone actually made that.
Yeah.
Was that a field recording?
Yeah.
At a McDonald's?
The McDonald's at Yosemite Park.
There's a McDonald's dead center at Yosemite National Park.
Dead center, huh?
It's got a drive-thru and everything.
There's a Dunkin' Donuts inside of it.
Wait, there's a... There's a Dunkin' Donuts inside the don't wait there's a there's a duck and
stone donuts inside the mcdonald's is it in the exact center of the mcdonald's yeah yeah well
i believe you and then there's a donut that's in the exact center of the dunkin i believe
and in the middle i believe the design was based on something you made in minecraft actually
in the middle of the donut is where Lost ended up when it disappeared.
Do you think Dave makes Family Guy members
in Minecraft?
Has the Family Guy house?
Probably. You act like you live in it
sometimes? Oh, yeah.
Sometimes I give a tour.
Pretend people are in the room with me.
And this here is the...
Act out Family Guy episodes.
Oh, yeah. Well, my whole house is Family Guy episodes. Oh, yeah.
My whole house is Family Guy themed on Minecraft.
We've got a stone dog.
I'm going to play this tape.
By...
You really just
chose not to participate in that conversation.
I was looking for this tape.
Now I can't find out exactly who it is.
Read that on the spine, Ian.
What's that say?
Oof.
Jesus Christ.
I'm going to have to take that one out.
Do the right one.
It's too late now.
It's never too late for love.
I don't know how to pronounce this first word.
I'm not even sure if I'm reading it right.
Let me see.
It looks like Verus running from fate.
Ach now, ach well.
I got it now.
I got it now.
Verus is the artist.
Running from fate is the name of the tape.
Oh, nice.
Released on Wicked City.
Hey, dummy.
Learn how to use a hyphen.
I think it might be our fault
for not being able to figure that one out.
Is there like a fancy hyphen in there?
No, it's just the text like
written out like a,
you know, like cursive or whatever.
Like with a hand or something.
Written out like we wrote with your hands.
I like this little drawing of the cheetah on the front.
Look at the paws.
They're all kinds of janky.
That's like my fingers.
Like the animal or the guilty party?
Look at his fingers.
That's what my hands look like.
They point backwards and stuff.
He is doing that noise that you made.
Anyway, Bruce is a solo project of Mindy Stock from Providence, Rhode Island.
Let's pop this tape in here.
Let's enjoy this.
Got it.
Let's enjoy it.
Let's enjoy it. Just rewound it to the beginning.
So let's listen to the first track off this tape. Thank you. ¶¶ My anxiety starts to grow so fast
Sometimes I try to find Thank you. so
um I'm sorry. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Sparks will
Sparks I am blue eyes
motionless
and light ¶¶
¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'll be gone Till I'm alive
I'll be gone
Till I'm alive I can hear you Wicked City. That was tight. That was really nice. When that came back in, everything slowed down.
What, didn't it? Oh, yeah.
That was tight. That bust in with that beat.
Oh, yeah. It was huge. That's what she said. That's what Dave said.
Alright, well, we have finally on the phone.
We caught up with him.
A tough man to catch up with.
We actually, he called us
and the
phone was muted, so we didn't hear it ring.
And it went to voicemail.
But we called him back, Mike from Worn Habit.
Mike, how's it going?
Good, good.
You got me.
Yep.
Here we are, Ontario, Canada.
Nice.
Long-distance call.
I'm using up all my minutes.
Love it.
Yep.
All right, Mike, I want to talk to you about that digital natives tape real quick.
Yeah.
There appears to be, when you look at it, you see printing on the inside.
Ian, grab the tape.
Jesus Christ, come on.
What kind of intern are you?
Grab the tape.
When you turn it around, you see the printing in the shell.
How did you do that?
I had a little bit of effort there, just taking the screws out of the shell. How did you do that? I had a little bit of effort there,
just taking the screws out of the tape.
It's got to be five screws.
Take the screws out and stamp the inserts and throw one back in, and that's all it is.
That's pretty awesome.
That's all it is.
How many are there?
There's not many yet.
I'm still working on them.
I just kind of did a little pre-sale to people that wanted to check it out on followers,
basically on Twitter, as they're only advertised it.
And a couple went out.
Ian got one, and I'm still making them.
So it takes a bit of time.
How long does it take to do, like, one of them?
Oh, like a minute, minute, two minutes, whatever.
What are you like, the guy in the army when they clean their gun
and they're like, go!
They take the gun apart and they clean everything,
put it back together, time!
That's insane.
Almost, man, almost.
This is the second time I've done it.
I had a little practice.
What did you do it on last time?
The last tape I did was
L.V. Morris, released
by him on OneHabit,
and it was
about almost
45 copies, I think, I did it
for that tape, and
it was like a woodgrain kind of stamp,
and yeah, it looked good.
That's so tight.
Is this going to be your new thing?
Are you going to do this on all of them?
Yeah, I think I might keep that running through it.
It's good and a good response, and I like it.
I like it better than just throwing on the color printed off label, right?
It's fucking different.
It's incredible.
It looks tight.
It's incredible. Oh, tight. It's incredible.
Oh, yeah, man.
And you're just stamping, like,
the liner that comes in there?
Yeah, just a gray liner.
Like, I tried experimenting on the other side, too,
but the shell was good.
You know what I want you to do for one of these?
Yeah.
I want you to do one where you have the stamped liner,
but it's in a solid-colored colored shell so no one even knows but you
that's like a personal thing just for you
it's like a little treasure
that's gonna be like a
that'll be like a TabZer exclusive
like you got with duplication
it'd be so tight to like if some of them
weren't some of them weren't you had to open up the shell to find out.
Ooh, I like that. Oh, you should start putting
hidden messages in the salad-colored shells.
Like fortune cookie tapes.
Just to let you know,
we've been brainstorming
pretty fucking hard tonight, and we've come up
with a lot of good ideas.
But if you do
fortune cookie tapes on Worn Habit,
we want credit.
Okay.
Definitely. I think I might give it a go.
Alright, and you can still, people, if they want to
order this digital naves tape, they can
still hit you up for it?
Yeah, just send me
an email. I'm going to put
wornhabit.blogspot.ca. I'm going to put
it up there, the button, so it's a lot
easier. And then, yeah, we'll get
them all out there. You heard it here first.
He's going to put up the button, and then he's going to get
it out there.
Alright, Mike.
Well, thanks for talking, man.
Good talking to you. See you, man. Cheers, guys.
Alright, later.
Have a good night. Bye. You too.
Super tight. We got him on the phone. God damn, so he is doing them one at a time
That's so intense
That's pretty awesome
Pretty awesome
I love it
I love the fact that he's going to do them all like that now
That's going to be his thing
Yeah
That's real tight
And you know you're going to hold him to it
Oh god, too
Don't put out too many That's what it oh god too don't put out too many
don't put out too many releases
burn yourself out
something nice like that
you don't need to
keep pumping them out
take your time
and it keeps it more special if they only come out once in a while
that's so nice
which you just reminded me
I know what I want to play next but whose turn is it that was mine Ian you're up in a while, too. Yeah, that's so nice. Which you just reminded me.
I know what I want to play next,
but whose turn is it?
That was mine.
Ian, you're up.
I'm up.
That Verus tape,
also pretty fucking killer.
Yeah, that Verus tape,
we were jamming pretty hard to that. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Let me see.
Ooh, I know who put that up.
I'm going to do this one
from Anatol Locker and Black Thread.
And this was out on La Coho
I believe right? Yes
Fine Label. This is a really
really sick release. It's actually
a sort of remix
in a way of an earlier
Black Thread tape
but I talked to
the dude who does Black Thread, Greg, about it
and he said that
anatole locker just approached him and was like hey i want to do these remixes and he was like
go for it tight so it's it's really tight um if you know the other material it's reminiscent of
it but still pretty different this j card is like not really a j card but i dig it all the same oh
it's the classic locker who layout with layout with the little flappy in there.
Yeah, the panels are broken out.
Let me see the art for that.
I like that.
The spine is a separate piece of paper.
With a little insert with the track info.
I like the, and this is a total fucking over-observation nerd out thing,
but the yellow leader with the white tape
looks nice. The tape has
a yellow leader.
I wish they would let you pick. I didn't catch that till now.
That'd be tight if they let you pick.
Oh, you pick your
match up your shell color with your liner?
Get out of here.
I'd be there all day
making combinations.
All day making combinations.
I'd call up Dave.
Dave, real quick.
There should be a website where
it'll show you when you go to
Home Depot and you pick the paint colors.
It'll be like that. You can pick spool colors,
leader, and shell.
Dave, Dave, go in.
You can save them to your profile.
Dave, I'm going to share this combination with you.
It's called Captain's Mist.
It's a green, lime green shell with a sea blue leader and gray spools.
And you'd be like, uh-huh, Mike, stop showing me these.
I'm playing Minecraft.
And the leader has little barnacles printed on them.
Yeah.
All right. I'm back. him. Yeah. All right.
I'm back.
I like it.
All right, Ian.
What are you doing here?
You're playing this tape?
Yeah.
Good dicking around.
Hand it to me.
Oh, Dan, this label is awesome, too.
Mm-hmm.
Matches up with the cover art.
Is this still available?
Do you know?
I believe this is all sold out.
Yeah, Lockahoo does some pretty small batches.
I think maybe you can get digital, but I mean, who wants that?
No, get the digital if you can get it.
Track down the tape if you can find it.
Anatole Locker on black thread.
Lockahoo.
Here you go. Thank you. The The The I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test. The I'm going to use the same technique to apply the same color to the other side. The The The The The I'm going to take a deep breath. The The The The The I'm sorry. To be continued... All of a sudden, Hacksaw Jim Duggan shows up. Do their entrance walk.
What?
Hacksaw Jim Duggan's entrance walk?
With the two by four over the shoulder?
Oh, wait, no.
You know what?
I'm thinking of the Bushbackers.
What did the Bushbackers do in there?
They did the arms going up and down.
That's pretty good.
They were all camo.
A lot of fucked up wrestling characters from that era, I think.
Oh, yeah.
For some reason, I thought the Bushbackers did the ho-ho-ho in my head.
I think Hacksaw Jim Duggan does.
Even though we already talked about Hacksaw.
I don't think he's doing anything much now.
Yeah.
All right.
Remember Earthquake?
Oh, yeah.
Wasn't he Tugboat as well?
Yeah, but he just wore a red onesie, right?
He wore, like, Donald Duck's outfit, but it was red.
And, like, the little white sailor's cap.
Did he have really tiny legs?
I don't remember.
I distinctly remember him having really, like, cartoonishly tiny legs.
No, maybe.
You mean tiny, like, skinny?
Like, pretzel sticks or tiny like
small and squat like like a pizza dough before it's rolled out like dwarf okay like really
and a tall uh locker and black thread tape on lock of who dave's losing it yeah dave
don't fade just picture that for a minute minute. Really picture in your mind for a second
Tugboat
with just like
at the kneecaps he's just got boots.
And he's doing the
Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
That's pretty funny, right?
Yeah, I like it.
What are the boots?
What color are the boots?
Black.
Like patent leather?
Oh, yeah.
Real shiny.
Real shiny.
I like it.
All right, Dave, what are you going to play?
I'm going to play this four-way split that came out on Objects.
This is the Objects inaugural release, number one.
Number one, the Originelle.
The Originelle.
It's this noose fertilizer, number one.
Apparently, there's more than one of these.
It's a four-way split.
They did another four-way split.
There's three of them now, I think.
Three of them.
Or at least three noose fertilizer tapes.
That's tight.
The cover art is really nice.
I love the Big Mac cases.
This is a really just beautiful package here.
It's a double tape that comes in one of these butterfly cases.
And one of the J cards is vellum paper.
Black printing on it.
Tons of text on the...
Too long.
Didn't read.
That's so tiny.
I'm into that.
Give me National Geographic large print edition.
I can't read that.
And then it has this nice pretty fold out.
That's an accordion fold.
Yeah.
Look at that.
Look at those colors.
Yeah, really nice.
Look at all those colors.
Reminds me of Woodstock 94.
Paint samples at Home Depot. 32 marbles. That's beautiful. Yeah. Look at all those colors. This is like... Reminds me of Woodstock 94. Paint samples at Home Depot.
I spent 32 Marlboros.
That's beautiful.
Yeah.
Oh, that is gorgeous.
So that...
I think that's the second tape, actually,
that I showed you first.
And then the first tape...
I feel like that J-Card would taste good if you ate it.
Oh, yeah.
And then the first tape,
not the vellum paper,
but it looks like maybe hand-painted.
No, it's not hand painted.
Just kind of looks like it.
That one folds out too, huh?
Yeah, this one folds out too.
Three panels, that's nice. I like the labels on the
tape too.
Just white with the little stripe on it.
A little stripe that coordinates with the J card.
This is nice. This has got the inside too.
I like the
gold.
Is something shining there?
That part is handwritten.
The gold handwritten part.
Let me see that.
There's a part on the cover, and then the...
I see something hitting the light.
Oh, shit.
That's tight.
Number edition is insane.
Ooh, yeah.
Look on the spine.
That's what caught my eye.
That's beautiful.
This gold metallic...
Dinger.
...ink. Dinger. Come on, eye. That's beautiful. This gold metallic. Dinger. Dinger.
Come on, man.
This is beautiful.
Very nice.
Whoever did this, their parents should be proud of them.
Put this on their fridge.
Oh, yeah.
What are you going to play from this, Dave?
So I'm going to play.
Let's go look at it some more.
I didn't mention the four people on this split yet.
It's Dimitri Zerbin who is also
in Banana Pill, which we
played a Cosmic Winnetou jam
from Banana Pill
a ways back. Also
the big drum in the sky religion,
which I feel like we might have played as well.
Possibly. Maybe at one point.
Tired Light and
Gods of the Dead. I think Gods of
the Dead is Frank Ball,
the dude that does Sparkling White Pressure.
Oh, tight.
And another dude that is in, goddammit,
he's in a project with Frank Ball.
Goddammit, Bobby.
What project is, oh, here you go.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh. Uh. Horse hair everywhere. Horsehair Everywhere oh yeah yeah yeah
Jeffrey Sexton
there's a bunch of dudes in that project
Lee Noble's in that jam
is Derek Rogers in that maybe
Horsehair Everywhere I don't think so
maybe not
anyway what are you going to play
I'm going to play are you going to play?
I'm going to play a little bit of Dimitri Zerbin.
A little bit of this.
This is off the second tape on the A side of the second tape.
I got to say, I really love the white tapes.
The other one's white.
No, the other one's clear.
But there are white labels on them with a little strip of color,
and the color coordinates with the color on the J card.
That's how you know who it is.
I like that, too. Very nice.
Yep. Very nice.
My nice.
All right. Dimitri what?
Dimitri Zerbin.
Dimitri Zerbin from the what?
From the...
Noose Fertilizer Four-Way Split.
Noose Fertilizer Four-Way Split.
Noose Fertilizer number one.
Double cassette.
Number one.
Number one.
On objects.
On what?
Objects.
Here it is. so so
so so so
so so Thank you. Yeah! One, two, three. so Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Oh, my God. The I'm sorry. Yeah, Mike, your computer is working overtime over there.
I know, I know.
Hold on.
I'm going to turn it off.
Let me just do one thing.
Let me just write one thing down.
That was Dimitri Zerbin off the...
Dimitri Zerbin. Noose Fertilizer four-way split.
Noose Fertilizer number one.
I think that's how you say it.
Spell it all jacked.
Dig it.
Pretty good all around.
Yo, that tape,
I'll look at it a lot.
I'll look at it.
Good presentation, Good sounds.
You did a good job all around.
So far, I think everyone tonight should be proud of themselves.
Let's give everyone a hand.
I agree.
You know, and even if you didn't...
Ian!
Ian!
Ian!
Ian!
Let's congratulate her.
Even if you didn't do something in 2014
you should still be proud of yourself just for hanging around
and seeing all the other stuff
not giving up on it
you did a good job
everybody did a good job in 2014
let's give everybody a hand
good job everybody
don't fuck up this year
no pressure
Dave's just worried about the writing on family guy Don't fuck up this year. Oh, come on. Just like, don't fuck it up. No pressure.
Dave's just worried about like the writing on Family Guy.
And if someone's going to raid it. Are you kidding me?
It's going to be great.
Someone's going to raid his Minecraft village and burn it down.
Put lava on it and it's going to spread.
No, I've got all kinds of safeguards for that.
I've got murder holes around the perimeter.
I knew you would.
All right.
Let's end it out here with this.
I got a tape from Spikes,
The Spikes on this,
an Olsen project on American Tapes.
Oh, is that a little confetti in there?
I already know I'm going to like this.
I'll get to that.
Winner Wonder.
Now, this is like a series of tapes he's doing.
You see this number one right here on the spine?
Is that number one?
Because this is Winner Wonder number one,
there's number two, there's number three,
and there's number four available. Say that again.
There's Winter Wonder number one, Winter Wonder
number two, Winter Wonder number three,
Winter Wonder number four. I can't believe you said
all those without tripping over your words.
Available right now. You really were born
with a microphone in your hand. Hey,
coming at ya.
Clothes out episode number 59 here.
Is that Rush Limbaugh with a cold?
Yeah. I do an excellent Rush Limbaugh with a cold? Yeah.
I do an excellent Rush Limbaugh with a cold.
The Feminazis.
So he recorded all, like, these are all, like, long ones.
I think maybe C60s or something like that.
C62s.
And they all have the same release number,
but they're all supposedly different recordings.
And it's going to be an ongoing series.
He's going to keep making these all winter long.
He's going to jam and put it out,
jam and put it out.
They're limited to like, I don't know,
25, 30, something like that.
Actually, it's right here.
20.
This one's, oh no, 30.
Looks like 20.
They knew about the case.
It's 30.
Wait, what is it?
How does that happen?
Because the back of the box. Oh, I see what you're saying now. Okay. It looks like a two. And then you open it? How does that happen? Because the back
of the Marco looks like a 2.
And then you open it up, it's an Easter egg.
Like in the Matrix when you get a special feature.
3 out of 30.
That's a nice surprise.
If you hand that to your friend and he's looking forward to one
only 20? Wait a minute.
There's 10 more than that.
There's 10 more.
And the J cards for all of them are like
you know, it's
an American Tapes tape, so it's
you know. It's something that
It's screwy. There's like
a crossword puzzle thing going on here
with some scribbling and there's like
somebody shredded some documents
here and there's like little
strands of paper
that, ooh, that one stuck to that one.
It basically looks like somebody blew up a preschool.
I like
Dave
too soon.
I like these. It's hard to find
these blue backed
Norelcos anymore. I don't think they make them anymore.
Those are nice.
You know that place Duplication CA
Duplication CA? Duplication CA
who gave us
a custom color. Tabs Out.
Are we talking about that yet? I don't know.
Actually, there's one
behind you and there's one to your left.
Tabs Out Soaking Wet
cassette you can order. It's like a
green, basically. It's a different kind of
green. It's a wet green.
It's a soaking wet green.
They based it off of our navigation bar color
on our website, right?
Yeah, exactly.
But they have... See, the Noroco there is like
this Easter egg
green color.
It's like a pastel green.
And they have a bunch of other awesome colors.
Put those two together, the two shells.
Now we're talking.
Make that a double.
Damn, bro.
I like that.
That blue and that.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, you know what?
I don't like when double cassettes come in two separate cases.
But if they came in two separate cases with these colors.
Yeah, change your mind.
Oh, big time.
You know what kind of blows my mind?
It changed everything in the middle.
You know what kind of blows my mind?
Is you have that Methadrone double cassette on 905
that is a double cassette
in two different Norelcos
with a piece of tape holding them together.
And that tape is still holding them together.
It's still holding them strong.
I only use the finest tape.
I was going to ask you where you found that tape.
Because I can't tell you how many times I've pulled it apart.
I'll tell you this, it ain't America made.
You get the Germans to make that tape, Dave.
Where'd my...
Oh, here it is.
I was looking for the little strands of paper.
But yeah, winter wonders.
You know, it's...
They're all screwy.
Got little pieces in here.
He's gonna make these all winter long.
Or maybe he won't.
Who knows?
And...
Yeah, you wanna end on this?
Yeah.
Episode 59. Episode 59. Thanks to... Who did the intro? and uh yeah you want to end on this yeah episode 59
episode 59 thanks to um
who did the intro I feel like it was
like two weeks ago I heard that intro
um
who did the intro
wasn't it uh Josh
Josh Brashaw yeah Wood Between Worlds
Wood Between Worlds
Wood Between Worlds
thanks for the intro. Episode 59.
Thanks for listening.
God's Power Comps.
Shipping to Chrome Donators.
ASAP.
You want to talk a little bit about that, Mike?
Should we?
I don't know.
You want to talk about the packaging at all,
or you just want to surprise people?
Yeah, we'll wait.
We'll wait.
Because it's still coming together,
so I want to finalize it.
Okay.
All right.
The Spikes.
Winter Wonder. Number one. because it's still coming together so I want to finalize it okay the spikes winter wonder number one
adios I I'm going to go ahead and do that. so I'm sorry. Thank you. The End I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you.