Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #60 | 2.1.15

Episode Date: February 1, 2015

Nearest, Dreamcrusher, Night & Tickets, Jean-Sébastien Truchy, Hallowed Bells, Secam Kino, Me-W, Mett, Driftmachine, Cool Person, Takahiro Mukai, Isobel Ccircle, Gimu, Gnawed, and Outerspace.

Hello, world. This is Dream Crusher. You're listening to Tabs Out, motherfuckers. Mike, a bunch of smoke just came out of your face. Are you okay? What was that racket? The doctor said it should in about a week give up. I'm on like an IV drip for it. I don't know. I think you should see a different doctor. That looked really bad.

No, well, my Obamacare only covers the homeless guy on the block. I just got Obamacare. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Watch out for the death panels. They'll get you. The what?

The death panels. The death panels? Yeah. It's got Jean-an-claude van damme uh who was that one like hockey player who was known for wayne gretzky wait what's your calling wayne gretzky okay i thought she says something else no actually ron hexall i was the only hockey player i think oh eric lindros i'm going with uh nba actually i'm going with nba also played hockey

No no no Oh you're talking about Neon Dion He also played baseball Deion Sanders He was a golfer And Michael Jordan did that too He played like triple A ball

He had into fencing right He was a fencer for a little while. Fencing? I think Michael Jordan got into fencing. I know he tried to bring that mustache back. Did he wear the whole fencing gear, but he had 23 and Jordan on the back? No, I'm going with the death panel. Jean-Claude Van Damme.

He wore his basketball jersey to fencing, and they retired his jersey in fencing. It was also his number in fencing. Now, no one... Well, that's true. No one... Jean-Claude Van Damme. Jean-Claude Van Damme. NBA bad boy Dennis Rodman.

Ooh. And you know what? I'm going to go with a little bit... This might be like... People might not like this. Oh. The critics might, you know... Jackie Chan.

Jackie Chan? Why not? They don't... Does his own stunts. He Does his own stunts. Hell of a guy. Tabs out cassette. Hard on the body. He is a hard body.

Tabs out episode 60. Dave, you know I like saying it. One of my five joys in life. You're going to take it away from me. Yep, I'm going to take it right out of your body. Tabs out cassette podcast episode number 60. You've got to say the whole thing in one fluid motion. 60. Man number 60. You gotta say the whole thing in one fluid motion. 60.

60. Man, 60. 60? We've done this 60 times. More than any... I haven't. Joe has not done this 60 times. No, you haven't. This is gonna be coming out on Super Bowl Sunday, won't it? Maybe. If Dave gets his shit together. We've done more... If I get my shit together.

Dave has to get the house ready for the game. He's got wings. Yeah, what are you doing for the big game? You doing some pastrami roll-ups? Some pretzels with prosciutto on them? Macaroni ice cream pops. Ooh, macaroni ice cream pops. I like that.

Oprah's 10 favorite things. Dip it in hot wing sauce. I'm just doing spaghetti fudge pop. So it's like a fudge pop with spaghetti with the red sauce on the inside. Don't knock it to you. Try it, son. Joe B., you want to start off tonight? Boiled ice cream.

My grandmother, because she was Polish, used to make a mean boiled ice cream. Your grandmother was Polish? You're not supposed to boil it. On your dad's side. On my dad's side, yeah. She died of Lou Gehrig's disease.

That's a hell of a way to go. It makes me wonder if the ice bucket challenge just came a few years earlier. We could have... Grandma would still be alive. Alright, Joby, what do you got? I have... That's the sound of me going back.

Nearest. Local dude. There's two people. Oh, that's right. You're so funny, Dave. Joby premiering his soundboard. Where'd you get those sound effects? By the way, public service announcement. Joby will be premiering his soundboard. Where'd you get those sound effects? By the way, public service announcement.

Joe B. will be premiering his own soundboard tonight. So if you didn't like just Dave doing the sound effects, be prepared for twice as much. I think I need one too. It's going to be good. Casey Grabowski and Renee Alpha with contributions on Quiet Life by Jay Carr. This is a nice paper.

I like this. What is that? I don't know. No, I don't like it. You don't like it? No. I feel like it'd be hard to rip. I don't like it.

Not hard to rip, but you'd regret doing it. Like a fart when you have to poop. Here's a funny date. All right. You might need funny date. All right. You might need a little bit of restraint. When did you get this? He didn't give me one of these.

He just gave one to me. Went right for me. Where's my copy? Reminded me to play it a couple times. Obviously, he doesn't know the totem pole,

the pecking order at Tab's Out, where I would have gotten copies. He would have, yeah. He would have gave me three copies, Dave two, and you one. Maybe, that's probably what's happening. He's going to give me, my copies are coming soon. Yeah, they're coming soon. He's getting them notarized.

This is nice. What is that? Just a stamp? Some sort of stamp, right? Just black paper stamped in purple, nearest on the front. Furthest. Nearest on the spine. Just self-released, right?

Well, I think it says in here, Trixene Corp. Oh. He used to do like a zine. Well, he still does. I think when he does

that Trixene electronic music nights. Okay, yeah. Yeah. So, let's call that the label. Why not? We played a show

at the Kyber that he put on. Oh, did he do that? Yeah. Okay. Me, you, and Sal. With the sound guy when he's like talking to me and the sound guy's like, can you give me your mids?

And I'm just like, give me your lows. It was horrible. It was, yeah. It was just like, dude, just plug me in. And then, yeah. Yeah, it was bad. Plug me in. I'm a wild man.

Plug me in and let me ride. So what do you want to play here? The A side. You got to run out to the A side? Oh, just so you know, Joby. What? I got especially for you. Pizza?

Oh, you wish. No. You're on rewinding station over here. That's plugged in? That's plugged in. She's powered up and ready to go. Look at that. There's a deck. You always come unprepared. I'd rather have one of those

little battery operated portable units. I can get you one of those. You want me to hang it from the ceiling in front of you? No, no. It can make a shelf that's underneath the table. Okay. I'll get right on it. Okay, but in the meantime... Quiet. Look at that font! Wrong one! Don't fuck up this room. Okay, but in the meantime... Quiet.

Look at that font! Wrong one! Don't fuck up this right now. Still working out the kinks over here. You are. Alright, well let's start off episode number 60. Self-titled tape from Delaware slash Philadelphia? Correct. Correct.

Duo. Nearest. Should do a split with furthest. I'm sure there's a furthest, right? I don't get it it i don't get what he's saying you don't get it near there's a funny dave jesus christ it has some restraint man we're gonna no no we gotta keep them going are you playing this Thank you. ¶¶ Can you leave where you are? Feeling you still as strong And all it was again It only hurts again

But it lasts forever Thank you. Your vision is gone Your face is still and strong The remaining flesh and bones In the rhythm of our lives Thank you. ¶¶ In the rhythm of a child's life But now you know what it feels What is inside? Thank you. I could rip you But we didn't walk alone And everything comes around

For the things of life Thank you. nearest nearest they should do a split with furthest i don't get it what self-titled cassette how do you get that, Joe B.? In person. In person. In person. Flights to Delaware are available. Can you fly into the... No, I think they limited those flights again. Yeah, it's only like one or two airports. Yeah, they stopped going to Denver.

Well, you can fly into the Philadelphia airport. You can go to Philly. Oh, you can go to Philly easy. Yeah, it's not that far away. That's a big airport. You can just drive them up there. You can go all over from that airport. I guess what they should do

is probably set up some sort of merch booth at the airport. Like the Hare Krishnas in the 80s? Yeah. Right when you come in, right? Yeah.

All right. I'm going to Denver in three months, Joe. I'm so excited for you. I get Dave's car for the entire week. Wait until you go to the weed store.

Yeah. Joe B., Mike's going to get my car for the whole week. Are you serious? I'm going to do so much hood rat shit with it. I don't even know yet. Who facilitated that transaction?

He did the whole thing. Like, he was just like all of a sudden. Like, you weren't like, so what? No, no, no. I'm driving to the airport. And Dave was like, you can just have my car for the week. And he was like, you can have my car for the week. And my eyes went out.

And you're like, oink, oink, oink. Yeah, my eyes went, what? I can have a car for the week? What are you going to do? I'm going to spend a few days down at the beach. I'm thinking about going down to Panama City. Put a couple clicks on the old odometer. Exactly.

You might come to visit twice that week, Joe. Your work. Yeah, exactly. I like that Mike's been coming to my work. I like it too. Gets me out of the house. It's fun. You can come do a ride-along if you want. I'll put you in the trunk.

You can listen to some banter with me and my patients. No, I think you should be already in the back seat. Do they sit in the back or the front? I let them choose.

Most of the time they sit up front. Every once in a while you get somebody who wants to sit in the back. Fucking asshole. I would think they would always want to sit in the back.

Fucking asshole. I would think they would always want to sit in the back. Your patients that you're driving around? Yeah. They don't always sit in the back? always want to sit in the back. Your patients that you're driving around? Yeah. They don't always sit in the back? No, like this in the front, like a human.

I would assume you'd get in the back. Yeah, but if you want that nearest cassette, go to the Philadelphia airport. They got a booth set up. Nice. Nice. How about we'll change it up. I'll go now.

We'll switch up the order. Ugh, we're going. Counterclockwise. Do a little counter to clockwise. You're like three quarters of the way through. It'll switch up the order. Ugh, we're going. I always get so confused. Counterclockwise. Do a little counter to clockwise. I feel like three quarters of the way through, it just goes back to clockwise. No, don't worry. We're on top of it.

We're disrupting natural order. What do I want to play? I don't know. You know what I'm going to do? What are you touching? I'm going to play taped by the dude who did the intro tonight. Oh, there's a nose on the front of that.

Oh, big time. There's a nose on the front of this. Wow. Hold on. Gross. Is it to size if I hold it in front of my face? Yeah. Let me see.

Oh, yeah. Yeah? Maybe we'll take a picture and put it on the internet. Tape. You don't need to take a picture of that. Called Canal de Holograms by Dream Crusher. Released, I think, this year. I think in the last few weeks on...

Let's name this label again. You know what? I got it written down right here. Let me just look. Released very recently by This Ain't Heaven, label out of Wichita, Kansas, which is where Dream Crusher is also out of, I believe, Wichita, Kansas. And you know who else is from Wichita?

That Snake Fork dude. Oh, really? I think Snake Fork sent us a package not that long ago. Snake fork. Snake fork, but the S is a five. You just put like two words together. That's still a label? I think so.

You just put two random words together. You're crazy. You're crazy putting two random words together. I can do that crab knuckle. What? Oh, you did it. Crab knuckle. I love this cassette because look at the fucking...

It's like a three-point font and it's like yellow type on gray paper. Look at that font! This is amateur hour. Wait a minute. Do you have a look at that font sound clip? Joby, how excited were you when I started talking about the size of the font?

I was so nervous that I was going to hit the wrong fucking button. I think you were shaking. Oh, my God. Oh, that was good. He set me up, and I knocked it out of the park, Dave. You see what we did there? Bing bong. That was professional shit.

But seriously, look at the font. It's like this three-point yellow font on a gray background. You can't see anything. It's hilarious. And there's a lot of type. This is a tape that just came out. There's like a few tracks on the A side, remixes on the B side. Gross ass crusty nose

on the cover. But in the winter it gets like that. Shit gets gross man. Yeah I mean there you get dry. Put some lotion on it. You got the damn bandaid. This dude just played a gig in Delaware. He was doing a short affirmative day slow down all right don't he's gonna get them all yeah don't wear down the battery this quick he just played a show in delaware he's on he was on tour well not tour he was on like a like a five day thing with with a radio don't call that a tour michael loses mine there's don't get me started on how many days it shop. Don't call that a tour. Michael loses mind.

Don't get me started on how many days it needs to be before it's a tour. Five. Five days away from your house. Five days away from your house. No date can be at home. If it's six days, one of them can be at home. Six days, one of them. Five out-of-town shows in a row.

Yes. Anyway, before we play this tape I have a little intro for it A little recording Of Dream Crusher Doing a little What do you call it in the real world When they would talk to the camera

A confessional Like on the real world What did I say? The show? The one with Puck? Yeah specifically the one with Puck? Yeah, specifically the one with Puck. That season. Remember the one with the girl with Lyme disease? I can't believe he stuck his finger in that guy's peanut butter.

That's all I remember from that show. The cowboy guy. The cowboy guy? Yeah. What was his name? I remember Eric. Eric from the real world. I don't remember Eric.

He was on the grind. He was on the grind, yeah. He was sexy. Huh. No? You don't remember? No, I don't remember Eric. He was on the grind. He was on the grind, yeah. He was sexy. Huh. No? You don't remember? No, I don't remember Eric. He had all the...

The only real world season I remember is the one where they had to do the radio show. Man, I don't remember that one. I don't remember that one at all. All right, well, let's play... That was like the first or second one, I thought. Well, the first one was New York with Dominic, right, from Ireland.

I have no clue. You lost me. All right, play your thing. that was like the first reality show wasn't it that was one of the first reality shows it was pretty good between that and like road rules right they didn't all just have sex with each other and do drugs do hood real issues one guy had aids pedro yeah that's who puck stuck his finger in his peanut butter oh really and pedro was like i can't believe you stuck his finger in his peanut butter. Oh, really? And Pedro was like, I can't believe you stuck your finger in my peanut butter. That's all I remember from the real world. And then the producer was like, more of that. More of that stuff.

We need more of that stuff. Bring in some jelly. Really up the drama this time. All right, well, let's play Dreamcrusher's Confessional, and then we'll go into the second track on this, Antagonist Part 2, and then a little bit from the track after that wrath of holograms uh are we gonna play it we'll play all the second track because it's like three minutes and then we'll go we'll play a little bit i'll let it go into

the next one because i like the next one a lot all right i just didn't know if you wanted to play a little clip oh yeah we'll play the clip and then we'll play the tape can now look at sounds good this ain't heaven. Dream Crusher. Here we go. I love tapes. I love them on my face. You know,

it feels really good to have tapes on me. My makeup's running. I can't do this right now. Thank you. so so so so so so so so so so so I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. so I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. I-10 East Thank you. dream crusher canal de holograms cassette on this ain't heaven still available just came out recently good shit man good dude uh i think he's doing a more extensive tour

you know sometime not not, but after it. Rick just brought us a snack tray. I gotta say, man, his live set is pretty tight. I'm not the biggest fan of when someone has a laptop and does stuff, but it was super dynamic and interesting. I really enjoyed it.

It was a good time. It was nice. It was nice. Alright, Davey boy. I was hanging out with some people last night and someone said, my wife. And I said, my wife. And no one left. No one left.

You leave that party right away. I know who you're hanging out with. And no one left? Yeah, no one left. Should have came out to the show last night. I was laughing really hard to myself. Should have came out to the show last night. I was laughing really hard to myself. Should have came out to the show last night. It would have had a good time. All right, Dave.

What can you do? Davey boy. I think I'm going to play this tape that came out recently on Constellation. Tattoo. Good label. Good label. And, believe it or not, a good tape. Bye.

I don't know why I wouldn't believe it. You're so funny, Dave. Only when he's really funny, Joe. Come on. That was funny. why I wouldn't believe it. You're so funny, Dave. Only when he's really funny, Joe. Come on. That was funny. Every time I've hit it, perfect. But not every time he's funny. Not every time he cries twice.

You let Joe be what he, you let him do what he wants. All right. Affirmative, Dave. All right. See? I love how they're very Dave-specific. You cut that dog loose. All right, what do you got here?

Night ampersand tickets. I got a couple others that haven't come up yet. Night ampersand tickets. I like the name of this cassette. Joby hasn't heard it. What's the name of it? Actually, I really hate summer. You don't like summer?

No, that's the name of the tape. That's the name of the tape. Actually, I really hate summer. I just said it naturally, and it fooled you. It fooled me. It's a good name for a tape. Yeah, this one came out in the fall batch. That makes sense.

I mean, considering their stance on summer. Yeah, well, what if it came out in the summer batch? It should have come out in the summer batch. No, it shouldn't have. They don't do anything in the summer. They hate it. But yeah, the fall batch with Acceptor Rose, Careless Coverdale,

and 555. We played a 555 tape before, like on Noonglyph or something. Maybe, was it RS Apothecary? I don't know. Wasn't there a 555 tape that came out that had a 555 timer chip? There was a tape on RS Apothecary that had that.

It wasn't 555. But it wasn't 555. It had that chip on it, but it was like. Like the inside. Well, that's pretty. I wonder, does, I think it's Steve Ramsey, I think is the guy's name, who does this label. I think. Does he do all the artwork?

Does it say in there? Because this shit has a similar, not all of it, but a lot of it. It doesn't say. It doesn't say. This stuff always looks really nice. And you know what else? You know what I also like about this label for as quality as his shit is like the tapes always they always present it really nicely pro dub you know double-sided j cards everything

is real you can grip it you can hold it in your in your palm stuff slick stuff neat stuff it's always like really raw stuff. But like the tapes are super cheap, super inexpensive. How much? You get like the fall batch. I think like those four tapes that I just mentioned, this tape and those other three tapes, it's like in the U.S. $16 postage paid. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's like $4. That's a really good price.

Thanks, Obama. Wait. I can't tell if you were happy or upset. I'm not sure. Well, obama's though all right well dave if you're a cassette label that does runs under 50 you can get federal subsidies yeah you know who's paying for that me my tax dollars my tax dollars that i work hard as fuck to generate you don't pay taxes taxes. I do pay taxes. Sucks. All right, while Dave munches on this cracker in the microphone,

night and tickets. Actually, I really hate summer. You hear they're bringing, oh, shit. Do you know Netflix is doing a wet? I know Netflix. They're doing a Wet Hot American Summer series. It's the first day of summer. Yeah, but all the people in it. First day of camp.

First day of camp. Michael Showalter, Paul Rudd. Everybody. But they're all supposed to be like teenagers still. Yeah. Because it's the... Yeah.

Wet Hot American Summer is the last day of camp. Yeah. This is the prequel. This is the prequel. And it's amazing. It's such a good idea. I saw Judah Freelander

in the list and I was like, I don't remember him at all in that movie. But he's Gail, Molly Shannon's boyfriend or husband. Oh, no shit. That through the whole movie she's upset about, and then the kid's consoling her, and he's like, Gale.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he comes at the very end. At the very end, yeah. So now we're going to see why she's so upset. I love it. I love it so much. All right, night and tickets. Actually, I really hate summer.

Constellation Tattoo, number 47. 150 copies of these. Here's something Thank you. so Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. I want you to know that I had it. Night tickets. I hear you. Shit. Night and tickets. Night and tickets. Are we back?

Yep. Night and tickets. Ah! Ah! I want to take that away from you. Actually, I really hate summer on Constellation Tatsu from the fall batch. That was a fucking good... Man, if I ever needed...

That was a killer tape. If I ever needed to train for the Summer Olympics, I'm going to listen to that fucking track. Yeah. Constantly. Oh, yeah.

That was perfect. Summer Olympics, huh? Uh-huh. Oh, I forgot he hated Summer. Yeah, Winter Olympics, Mike. Well, you know, the hate gets you going. Gets you going.

Yeah, really. Motivated by the hate. Push it to the limit. See, that's more of a Summer Olympics song. Push it to the limit. See, that's more of a Summer Olympics song. Push it to the limit. It would be a good Winter Olympics. That one.

You think night and tickets would be training for the Winter Olympics? Let me ask you a question. Is it because you're training in the summer? Because you would train for the Winter Olympics in the summer. In the summer. That's why...

I was just picturing summertime. You hate summer. That's training season. And it's tough. You have to work your fucking ass off. Oh, yeah. You gotta run around with the weights that are velcroed to your ankles. You gotta put the ball in your mouth, the rubber ball in your mouth. I don't like summer either. I don't like to sweat.

No. My back's sweating. All right, B. It's my turn? Yeah, because we're going this way tonight. Get the bag over there. You're closer. You're way closer. I also have headphones on.

You're way closer to that bag. Take the headphones off before you... What is this move you're doing? I tried to fool you. I thought that was some sort of like... That's what I was waiting to hear. I thought your bottom was going to fool you. Well, that's some sort of like... That's what I was waiting to hear. Thought your bottom was going to fall out. Like, how many tapes did you bring?

Like, you're sorting through this giant bag. Come on, man. You play five tapes. That's how many you get. Brought six, just in case. I know what this is, so I like it. All right. Play the ace out of this.

You don't need me to rewind anything? No. I did all that at work. If I don't get to use the rewinding station of this. You don't need me to rewind anything? No. I did all that at work. If I don't get to use the rewinding station Zom Sebastian Truchy Truchy? Truchy?

Truchy? What band was he in? Ach Mal Ach Well Fly Pan Am Some constellation He was in a constellation band. Oh really?

Yeah. I don't know. Maybe Do Make Say Think or Fly Pan Am one of them. That's funny because we just recently played another tape by somebody that was in a Constellation band.

They were in Hanged Up. Oh, really? Yeah, it was that tape that came out on Holodeck. I can't remember the name of the project, but we played it recently. I had a weird... Huh, fuck. I can't remember the name of it.

Did you find it? I'm so close. I'm so close. You were supposed to be ready by the time... How did I end up on Sean Michelle Jarvis' Discord page? Now I'm on Bank Camp. This should be a lot easier than this.

You're crazy. Have a 10 second conversation. Real quick. Dave, go. I was actually also... What happened? You're supposed to have a 10 second conversation while he's Googling. Wait, was I supposed to do a bit right there?

Oh. You fucked it up. You're so funny, Dave. I can't believe I set you up for that, Joby. Let it slide. How do you spell this guy? Hold on. I can't move on until I do this.

Spell his name. J-E-A-N. It's like a jean. Like a nice denim. Denim like a jean. And then what's that weird letter? It's got a line on the top of it i don't know that on my keyboard just put e he was in fly pan a nice american fly pan it was in fly pan am set fire to flames molasses those are the bands he was in oh okay so is he like a Montreal resident I believe so

he's actually from he's actually from Salt Lake City Utah really Salt Lake City Utah no he's from I'm assuming he's from Montreal

come on Jean-Michel Truchet Jean-Michel Truchet I live I am from Salt Lake City I'm in the Flatbed NM

I'm in the I'm in the I'm in the I'm in the I'm in the I'm in the I'm in the I'm in the

I'm in the Flatbed NM I live in Salt Lake City Go Jazz You're so funny Dave Oh wait a minute That was the wrong one

Come on Oh you got one for me? No no no My sound effects are very Dave Central tonight Alright Locker Who This came out like a

batch or two ago right? Drophead vs. Silent Land Time Machine is the other project. Holodeck Records for one of the people. And the Hearth of Skulls. Dave, just relax. You know when to

hold them and fold them, alright, B? I don't know. I like them all. I'm not saying I don't like them. I like them all. Affirmative, Dave. Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah. If I don't get. I like them all. I'm not saying I don't like them. I like them all. Affirmative, Dave. If I don't get a soundboard, I'm going to lose my mind. All right. Jean-Sebastien Srochi.

Tape on La Cohue. Probably sold out. Most of their stuff sells out pretty quickly. Let's play something off the A side of this one I'm not sure if I can do this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. oh I Sky! Sky! Sky! Sky! Sky! Sky!

Sky! Sky! Sky! Sky! Sky! Skyline Skyline Skyline Skyline Skyline Skyline

Skyline Skyline Skyline Skyline Skyline Skyline Skyline Skyline! Skyline! Skyline! Skyline! Skyline! Skyline! Skyline!

Skyline! Skyline! Skyline! Skyline! Skyline! Skyline! Skyline! Skyline! I'm sorry. Thank you. I believe we've played a tape on him before. Yeah, we have. Utah's finest. Born and raised. Me. Used to go down to the old salt mines with him.

What goes on in Utah? I think there's a big hardcore straight-edged scene. And that's not a joke. I think there is a serious straight-edged scene. Like they roustabouts. Yeah.

They like to rassle. Yeah. They like to mix it up. They like to scrap. Probably some cowboys, right? We don't have cowboys like we used to have. Not like the good old days. No.

We should shout out to... The Dallas Cowboys. Shout out to someone on Twitter. Twitter? Whoever at what Rad Overlord is. He gets it. He gets it. He really gets it. is. He gets it. He really gets it. He really gets it.

He gets it so much that I think it's you. I still think it's mine. You're faking it. No, because I don't like the fonts he uses. Jesus Christ, Joe. I'm setting you up left. Look at that font.

This is amateur hour. Left and right here. You've got to be better with that. I feel setting you up. Look at that font. I'm setting you up. This is amateur hour. Left and right here. You got to be better with that. It didn't work at first. I feel like he's the kind of person, or she's the kind of person, who would walk into this. Cool stuff.

Slick stuff. Neat stuff. Who would enter the room, and it would just be comfortable right away. We'd be making like. There's only a few. Yeah. When that happens.

If you can make a Beverly Hills Cop reference within five minutes, then you know what it was meant to be. I don't make friends easy. Just to let you know. You don't? I think it's because you don't really like people so much. Only when they like stuff that I like.

And they really like it. Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff. I love cool slick stuff and neat stuff. Oh yeah. But most of the time I like raw stuff. That's just the kind of person I am. Alright, whose turn is it? Oh, it's my turn. No, it's my turn.

And now we're going this way. We talked about how you would fuck this up, Joe. What's this Chief Wiggum sticker here? I think that's a Sam Gascan thing I What's this Chief Wiggum sticker here? I think that's a Sam Gascan thing that he sent us. It's like Chief Wiggum with like a Is it the Wiggum or the bully? It's Wiggum. Picture him without the hat. It looks like

Well, it's a Simpsons character. I mean they all like generally, they look alike. Is that a potluck phone? Is that a dog bone around his I can't see it. There's a few of leaf on his hat? I think it's a badge. I can't see it. There's a few of them on the table, I think. Alright, here's what I'm going to play.

What are you going to play? I'm going to play a tape we just got from a label. What's the label called? I got it written down here. It's not really on the tape anywhere. Fuck, did I go past it now? Okay, blight, period.

Like there's a dot at the end. Blight. Or it's, you know, that time of the month. Blight. Come on, I don't work blue, Dave. I don't get that one. I don't either. I hit the...

You're so funny I like how you can like remix it alright blight yeah it's pretty good. Label out of DC. This is a tape by a duo from Philly, Philadelphia. Just a couple minutes up 95 there. Called Hallowed Bells.

Hallowed Bells? A duo of Darian Scatton and Allison Stout. This is a tape that I believe is a subtitle tape. What's that, Silver on Purple? Hold on, we're getting there. We'll get there.

I got a few things to say first. All right. Now, it says on the spine, February 2014. I think that's just when they recorded this material. I think the tape's just self-titled. Now, hold on. It's got this nice blue tape in here, right? Check out that cover, hold on. It's got this nice blue tape in here. Right? Check out that cover, Dave Jobe.

This is like a fancy invitation to a party. I know. I was just going to say, it's like a wedding invitation, right? Wow. I feel like a fucking Disney princess. Is that debossed? Embossed. Hold on, Dave.

Like raised printing on there. Look at the front, and it looks like a crazy invitation, right? Wow. Flip it over. Look at the front, and it looks like a crazy invitation, right? Wow. Flip it over, look where we're going. Ooh. Where are we going? You didn't see this? We're going to the Magic City.

This is where the party's at. Oh, that's where the party... Oh, I like that. So there's this... It's purple paper. Very nice purple paper. A little sparkle to it. And on the front, it says, uh, hallowed bells.

With a little, like, design-y thing going on around it. Yeah, thick stuff. And silver. Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Um, and, like, going on around it. In silver. Cool stuff. Slick stuff. And it's like raised silver printing on here. Not on the spine, though. I don't know why. On the spine, I think it might be handwritten.

But you can hardly... Look at that font! Jesus Christ, Joe. Just to give it a rest. It's like handwritten on the side But so well With a silver pen You wouldn't even notice Then a little label on the back

With the You know the personnel Look at that picture A picture of a magical Magical city on the inside But this is a good fucking tape I've never heard of these This duo

Hallowed bells But I can see they're going on tour in march you can you can how many days a good amount oh i skimmed bills a good amount in march huh in march it's gonna be cold bring it bring a heavy bring a blanket bring well yeah obviously bring a blanket but bring a a heavy coat and some boots cuz I might snow winds kicking up a gale mm-hmm that's right right but yeah super nice package is in my pocket all right well let's play something play two tracks off the beat gloomer ooh and Baba You're so funny, Dave.

Hallowed Bells. Self-titled cassette on Blight. Two tracks. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Hallowed Bells. A tie tape. Self-title tape on Blight. Just came out like four days ago. Came out this week, January 27th. That was dreamy. Yeah, man.

It's a good fucking tape. Edition of 100. You can grab that from Blight. Look up that on the interweb. Fucking solid tape. Looks fancy, too. Get them to come down and play Delaware sometime. Get on that. I agree.

Jamie Orlando, get on that. Listeners, get on that. Obama, get on that. And give us our wood back. Speaking of listeners, here's what I want. So I was telling you earlier, I was watching those Baba Booey YouTube best of. Big time, yeah.

For people unfamiliar with Howard Stern sometimes. Everyone knows about Baba Booey. Okay, they don't know. Yeah, but do they know about when there's a newscaster and someone in the background? So I'd like to develop a tabs out one. That would be great if listeners could bomb some... What would they say?

They would say tabs out, tabs out. Mike's hands are weird. Tabs out, tabs out. Okay's hands are weird. Tabs out, tabs out. Okay. Yeah, that works for me. Yeah. No, they should scream one of the sound clips that we use. That would be really good, too.

But the problem is those are all references to something else. No, you're so funny, Dave. You're so funny, Dave. Tabs out, tabs out. Two strips of bacon. Two strips of bacon. Who are that? So if you could do that, I'll send you something special. No, I'll tell you strips of bacon. Two strips of bacon. Who are that? So if you could do that, I'll send you something special.

No, I'll tell you right now. I'll send you something really special. If someone does that, if someone gets on the local news and says, tabs out, tabs out, two strips of bacon. You're a chrome dome for life. I will buy you a really nice cassette deck and send it to you. That's a promise. Like a $200, $300 deck.

And Joe will make you something nice. And you're a chrome dome for life. you get on the local news and i don't want somebody whose fucking dad works for that's the weather and all of a sudden you walk on set and he's like i was like i was going billy and he's like tabs out tabs out two strips of bacon i mean you gotta fucking straight up bomb oh yeah someone's at like it's like we're here on interstate 87 where three people are already dead in a car pileup. Tabs out, tabs out. Dan's getting sleepy. Tabs out.

Fuck right in the pussy. Don't say that. And then it cuts away. Those are funny days. Then it cuts away. And then they're like, oh, we're just relaxed. Tabs out, tabs out.com.

Yeah. Yeah, you'll get it. All that stuff we just said. And more. Or less. We might not send you all of it. Joe will make you something nice. Whose turn is it?

Dave's. Is it my turn? No. Yes. Dave, just relax. Where is that from? Dave, just relax. Dave.

All right. Dave. Dave. Go, Dave. Go, go, go. Oh. all right Dave Dave go Dave go go go oh boy what you gonna play I'm having fun

what case are you guys having fun I'm having fun I'm sorry Dave you're only as young as you think you are Dave you did a lot of those wait what was that one

play that again I'm sorry Dave yeah you told me about that one oh that's a good one. All right, Dave, what are you going to play? This is still a Gazette podcast. I think so.

It's going to get to the point where we don't play tapes anymore. It's got to. It's just going to. It's got to. Like, one day they'll be like, man, that's weird. We only got to 10 tapes this time instead of 15. And then after a while, it's like, did we play any tapes this time? Joe's like, I didn't even bring any.

We're just going to get Jamie Orlando to write some JavaScript. I want to eventually have. That just plays sound effects once a month. Emerson, Lincoln, Palmer. Keyboards around. Get on your mic, Joe. You're so far away from your mic. Just MIDI keyboards all around me.

Keith Emerson? Yeah, Keith Emerson. I was thinking like Rick Wakeman. Yeah, with this whole thing that's just, I'm patching together. As you're doing, it's like,

Cookie Monster. There's so many. Some of them are really long. Like five or six minutes long. Some are super serious. You're so funny, Dave. Alright, Dave. I'm going to play this second keynote

tape that came out on Chondritic. Second keynote. I think John Pyle designed a shirt for Chondritic, right? Yeah, he did. Tabs out on John Pyle. There he is right now. You know what, Joby? You know what I learned last night? Because John Pyle just played a gig in Delaware last night. Are you setting me up?

No, I'm not. This isn't a stunt. All right, all right. I'm being serious this time. So he designed that shirt for Conjuring Sound, which they're also making, I think, baseball hats and jackets out of. I saw a jacket. Yeah.

But he also designed a Hivemind shirt. Okay. Nice. That's awesome. Good for John Powell. Good for John Powell. I wonder why you've been ignoring us. He's just hanging out with other people now.

He's too cool. Too cool for school, Dave. Whatever. Do you still have that recording of John Pyle in the shower? Oh, yeah. I got that in a vault at home, though. I don't have it right now. Okay.

What are you playing? I don't want to right now. Okay, okay, okay. All right, so what are you playing? Sakum Kino? I don't want to ruin his credibility now. Sakum Kino sounds like a Japanese pinball alternative. It sounds like... Wait, like... It wasn't a game similar to it. They made it in response to. It sounds like something from...

As an alternative. I'm not playing pinball. I'm not playing this. I'm not playing pinball. I'm playing fucking pinball. This is pinball, but better. But better. It sounds like a Speed Racer type cartoon. The guy would be like,

Sack him, Gino! And the dog would run out and chew on somebody's face. The background would be like an explosion and the dog background would be like an explosion. You got one, Joe? Do you have one for what it sounds like? What?

Do you have one? You don't have one? No. It's just me and Dave. Alright. Conjuring sound. Dilettante recital. First time I saw this, I thought it said dilettante rectal. I used to be a judge at Dilettante recital First time I saw this I thought it said Dilettante rectal

I used to be a judge at dilettante recitals Those little dilettantes up there Giving it their all You know what? I'm going to say something This track reminds me of Mike's stuff Mike who? Mike Ailey

You! Oh you listen to my stuff You're familiar with my work I hope I at least like it Mike Alley. You. Oh, you listen to myself? You're familiar with my work. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I hope it's I hope I at least like it. Oh, Joe being knocked over my stack. Jesus Christ. Always, Dave. Always.

Always. Dave, just relax. Always, always enjoy the conjuric sound aesthetic. I'm sorry, Dave. That's the one that you needed. This like photocopy thing, this duotone photocopy jam. Oh, they always look good. Yeah, the square. And then the spray painted

tapes with the label on top of the spray paint. Always smell like spray paint. Always have that spray paint smell. I don't mind, though. This blue and purple looks tight. Oh, I like it. I don't really know who Sakum Kino is. No, he doesn't have...

I don't know if it's... I don't know who it is. And I didn't find much on Discox. Discox. It's a website. I do know that this is a C-37. There are 100 copies of it made.

And we're going to play a transitional... Well, I thought he was going to say track right away. Track. Second Kino. track second keynote Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and stop the car. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and stop the car. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. Second keynote. Second is all caps, by the way. We're still doing this one. Cut it out. Cut it out, you knuckleheads.

On countrydickstown.com. Maybe, I don't know. Slash bigcartel.gov. Alright, B, what do you got? What? It's your turn. It's your turn. I think ContraryXSouth just put out a scant tape.

Oh yeah? Yeah. I was waiting for him to send it over here and he never did. Well, give him a minute. What do you got? Me slash W. Not slash. Dash W. Mew?

Me dash W. Dash W. Meow. Not a lot going on here, is there? No. You got a white J card with little black lines on the front? Let's get some hood rat stuff going. Me slash W.

Two. The word two. What font's that? Look at that font. You're so bad at this. You're so bad. I keep telling you every time we play tape. Look at that font.

I keep telling you every time we play tape, to make a list. Just make a list of what the buttons do. And then you'll know and you'll stop. And you'll... Say Dave Nielsen. I'm sorry. Alright, that redeemed you.

Oh. Anyway, individual lines put this out, right? Individual lines. Oh Anyway Individual lines put this out right Individual lines Now I get it Now I get it I have another tape on this label I didn't realize

I don't think it actually had individual lines On like anywhere on the J card The tape that I have Two black lines on the tape Two individual lines On the back that I have... It just had the two black lines on the tape? The B side has two individual lines on the back. And I was wondering what that was. I don't think that's to note side two.

Oh, it's just individual lines. Individual lines. Interesting. Makes me want to start another label called Crooked Line and now just like scribble on the back. Makes me want to start a label called Scribbled on the back and when I was put a crooked line. I see what you did there, Mike. Do we know anything about me slash...

Is it W? Me slash W? No, I don't know anything about me slash W. Me dash. It's a dash. Me dash W. Underwards. Me underwards.

Hand me the tape. Hand it on over. That font, by the way, I don't know. Librarian. Librarian. Librarian. I'm going to guess. Just a clear tape, two individual lines, and like Sharpie on it.

Clear tape. Is there a liner in there? Is there a clear liner? There is. Look at that. There's always a liner. Not always. Oh, there always is a liner.

No, there's not always a liner. There's always a liner. There's not always a Oh, there always is a liner. No, there's not always a liner. There's always a liner. There's not always a liner, Dave. Is there really always a liner? Yes. There's not always a liner, Dave. Even in prison tapes. Dave, just relax.

Dave, you don't know everything. All right, well, let's get into this. Something on the Mies-W2 cassette. On individual lines. I feel like that was the same line. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I don't know. so so Slow fade out. Slow fade out. Me dash W. Me dash W. Me dash W. Me dash W. I think you really hit the dash. You hit the out. Me dash W. Me dash W.

Me dash W. Me dash W. I think you really hit the dash. You hit the dash. Me dash W. Me dash W. Me dash W. Me dash W.

Proper way to say it would be my dash W. My dash W. Yeah. And it'd be like, you'd say it like, my dash W. Ooh. Give it a little. I like that. Yeah.

Nice. I believe that it's called. What is a dash W? Me dash W. I like that. Nice. What is a dash W? Me dash W. What is a dash W? Tape was called two on the label individual lines. Like that one. That was some people under the stairs stuff going on.

Remember that movie? No. That was a movie? They made a movie out of that? It was a commercial. It was a movie? They made a movie out of that? It was a commercial. Yeah, it was a commercial for Jeep. Jeep. Jeep. The people under the stairs. Lock people under your stairs and shit.

You've got to admit, though, if you heard about someone in your neighborhood who kidnapped people and locked them underneath their stairs. I'd buy a Jeep. No, you'd be like, I bet they had a Jeep. Or if they had a Jeep, you'd be like, Jeep. Kidnap people and, like, lock them underneath their stairs. I'd buy a Jeep. You'd be like, no, you'd be like, I bet they had a Jeep. Or if they had a Jeep, you'd be like, typical.

Not surprised. Adoy. All right, whose turn is it? Whose turn is it? I don't know. I'm having fun. Who just went?

I just went. You. Now it's your turn. Oh, you went, and now it's my turn. Correct. All right. Let me see what I want. I. You went, and now it's my turn. Correct. All right. Let me see what I want.

I think... Remember, you go tabs out, tabs out, tabs out. Mike Haley, stupid. Gina Helmuth, hair tabs out. Fuck right in the pussy. Stop saying that. Not that one, Dave. Yeah, stop.

And especially if no one knows what that's from. Dave, just relax. Really, man. Who in America doesn't know where that's from? I'm going to play this tape. You like internet stuff. This is a visual. This is a visual one, man. Who in America doesn't know where that's from? I'm going to play this tape. This is a visual. This is a visual one, too, so everyone has to look. This tape is from a project called METT, M-E-T-T.

The tape's called METT, M-E-T-T 2 on a label called Drib Machine. You boys will notice that all those tapes that came in the Brad Packs, silkscreen Brad Packs, we got a bunch of tips from this label. I believe they're from

Norway, perhaps. Or somewhere, you know. Somewhere weird. Yeah, they're from Norway. Dan's getting sleepy. It's like a screen printing

That hit me real quick, actually. It hit a brick wall. It's like a screen printing design company, but they also do, like, records and cassettes and stuff. And, you know, all their shit's, like, silkscreened. It looks good. screen printing design company, but they also do records and cassettes and stuff. All their shit's silkscreened.

It looks good. All the shit looks really nice. But hold on. This is a Swedish Norwegian duo met. And it's got this nice Brad Pack little cardboard case with flaps. It's all flood-printed blue.

1950s jazz record Like that would be a square White LP But hold on this is a visual for you fellas in here Oh he's gonna open it up Listeners at home won't be able to see this Check out this fucking tape It's like a Willy Wonka

Neat stuff Yeah right It's like a Willy Wonka golden ticket Like we are going to the chocolate factory. That is a gold fucking shell, right? That is a really gold shell. That is Transformer gold. That's like Zelda on NES.

Yes, exactly. The screws are gold. Wait, I'll paint it back over. The screws are gold. You motherfucker, those screws are gold. You better take those out and take them down to the pawn shop, Joe. And I don't think it's spray painted. Because, like, you can still see, like, all, like shop, Joe. And I don't think it's spray painted because you can still see all like,

you know, it doesn't look like it's spray painted. No, no, it doesn't look like it's spray painted. I want to put it in my hand. Like Dave says,

it's like, oh, the window's all flimsy. Look at those European windows in the middle. Son of a bitch. I've been noticing with European tapes that the windows

in the middle are real flimsy. And here's my idea. I'm thinking about getting in touch with a national audio company and see if they can send us a box of the windows. A box of just the windows that go in the middle of the tapes. And when I get a

European cassette with the flimsy windows, I can pop them out and pop the good windows in. There's a problem with this tape. What's the problem? Gold's flaking off. I saw that on the B-side, right? No, it's on the A-side. Gold's flaking off. That might be me picking. And it's going down into the spools. When he first opened he's like what is this and i started scratching you know what i've been doing lately i've been picking the paint off my front door and like but there's

really nice stained wood underneath so i built i got a giant patch every day i pick a little bit more off and sometimes you get a piece that's really big and it keeps peeling you're like oh this one's gonna be so big and it feels so good you're like, oh, this one's going to be so big. And it feels so good. But this gold tape is nice. Like Dave said, like Zelda for NES. Not like... You've been seeing a lot of those gold and silver tapes, right?

I don't know. Over the past few months, we've been getting a lot of tapes that are gold and silver shells. But not this gold. This is a different gold. This is like reflective gold. Yeah. It's beautiful. Oh, I know what you're talking about. The like swirly...

Metallic. Metallic, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is a next level gold. It's nice, right? I can see my face in this shell. Yeah. Yeah. Hand it over.

The gold is flaking off, though. Yeah. All right, well... Get on that. We've got some Zoiker stuff here but i enjoy it funny days so let's get into this uh tape on drid machine label with fucking amazing packaging awesome releases met met number two © B Emily Beynon Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do I'm half crazy all for the love of you It won't be a stylish marriage

I can't afford a carriage But you look sweet Up on the seat Of a bicycle built for two © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Oh One, two, three, four. I want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world Like I'm the only girl in the world Like I'm the only girl in the world Only girl in the world Thank you. Some weird shit. Met.

M-E-T-T. Met 2 tape on Drid Machine. Label from Norway. Definitely worth checking out. Dave, what tape did you get from them, from a project you recognized? I can't. What?

You got a tape from the mailbag from them and you were like, oh shit, this is blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, Noxact. I think that's how you say it. Noxact. Noxact.

N-O-X-A-G-T. Okay. I didn't really recognize any of the names on the tapes, but I listened to them all, and it was all good stuff. I enjoyed it. Some more than other, but I really like that tape.

That tape's... It's fun. I like it, but not too much. It's just fun. It's fun. It's just playing ping pong with the boys. All right. You know what game I was playing today was like...

You remember Golden Books? No. You know when you were a kid, the Golden Books? And it was like... There was one about Skippy the puppy or something. There was one about... No? You don when you were a kid, the Golden Books? There was one about Skippy the puppy or something. No, you don't remember the children's books? They made a board game out of all the children's books. Oregon Trail.

That's what you meant? They made a board game out of it. It's like a Candyland type thing. You play with a three-year-old. I was playing with my kid, but I got really serious about it. I was like, all right, what'd you spin? She said three. I said, now move three.

She jumped to five spaces. I was like, no, three. Fucking three. Then I was like, do you you spin and she said three and I move three and she like jumped to like five spaces like no three fucking and then I was like do you want lose a turn or spin again and then she was I was like you got lose a turn and then I spun I got really into it I won you got to collect all the cards the train card the dog card the kitten card and the boat card but like if you land on a spot that's like the dog and it says wolf you're supposed to make a sound like that dog and go woof. But I was here spinning like two. All right, one, two, woof, woof.

All right, your turn, go. I got really into it. It was like we were playing for money. Like you were trying to do it fast. Like I was trying to get through the game and win. Go, go, woof, go, one, two, three, woof. This isn't a tough game, go. What are we doing?

You're crazy. You're so crazy. You guys are so crazy. I like you, though. I like you, too, Joe. I like you though. I like you too, Joe. I like you. I like Dave. And what was the Twitter guy?

Oh. What Rad Overlord. What Rad Overlord. He gets it. He gets it. David's turn, right? Yeah, I went. Now Dave goes.

Okay, I'm going to play this tape. I went. Now Dave goes. My turn. I'm going. I went. Now Dave goes. I'm going to play this tape. I went, now Dave goes. My turn. I'm going. I went, now Dave goes. I'm going now.

Affirmative, Dave. Drift Machine. New one. Came out on Umarex. Yeah, another Brad Pack. Two Brad Packs in a row? Has that ever been done before? What's that?

I don't know. Don't get me started on Umarex. I'm going to say the best design tapes I've seen. That's a beaut. Oh, they're fucking gorgeous. Look at that. The dude who runs the label, I don't know his name, but he's a graphic designer. Obviously.

Oh, it's phenomenal. It's beautiful. They just did a batch of... Look at that font. Cut it off before amateur hour. Look at that font. They did that batch like a month or two ago with Derek Rogers, G.S. Salton, and Mayer. Oh, I remember. And they came in those Brad packs. they just look at that they did that batch like a month or two ago with derrick rogers gs salton

and i remember and they came in those brad packs and now there's this latest batch it's uh what is this one called again it's called uh what do you have in your hand drift machine drift machine oxfield and bbs and like the printing on the brad packs for those who don't know what a Brad Pack is, Stumptown Printers out of, I think, California, they have this pack for cassette tapes called a Brad Pack. That's a cardboard thing with flaps open to the side, two flaps that open up and down. And the printing on them, the color of the printing, and is it raised printing?

It's kind of like raised printing, right? Or is that silkscreened? It might be silkscreened. It might be silkscreened. Whatever it is, it looks beautiful. And the color of it coincides with the color of the cassette shell. And this one, this green one, is fucking

oh, Slimer green shit on the black Brad Pack. It's fucking gorgeous. Aren't they beautiful? Yeah, they're beautiful. Speechless. Speechless. Speechless. Who wants this? Give it to me. This strip machine tape Edition of 120 copies

It's the only one Out of the latest batch That's still available So if you can track down The other ones Definitely get them Because they're good But this one is also

Ooh We got 10 out of 120 Top 10 Special I feel very special now Do we have anything else To say about it? When do you stop feeling like a 13?

When do you stop feeling special? Younger than that. Younger than 13? In America? Yeah. Hmm. Not in my America. Not in my America.

Drift Machine. What's this tape called? Don't even try to pronounce it. Ah, he's Hulton. I looked this up earlier. I know the name of the tape translates to a conversation with oneself. I know that much.

Alright, let's get into this drift machine. I have a question real quick. Have I been talking for like 30 minutes? I feel like my mouth is dry. I've been saying so many words. We'll delete out half of them. Slick stuff. Neat stuff.

Drift machine. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Drift Machine. Drift Machine. Ice Hooten. Ice Hooten on Umarex. New one. Still available, maybe not for much longer. Was that the put-in-the-pile mission you were giving me there, Joe? Yeah.

Nice. Is it my turn now? I was putting down. I got it. I got it right away. It's my turn. No, you just... Oh, Dave played that.

Okay. Got you. Gotcha. Ha-ha. Zing. Go. Then go. You're so good at this.

Then go. Who do you think you are? You think you're special? You ain't special. Play a tape. Can you you think you are? You think you're special? You ain't special. Play a tape. Can you even do it anymore? Do you even got what it takes to play a tape anymore? Just play a tape.

Which one? Fucking weird, man. All right, what do you got? Don't do it now. Cool person. Keep in mind, this is Joe's first night with the soundboard. He'll get better. And I'm really bad at reading

lips. Someone trying to mouth something to me? Just picture that. I can't do it. I have no idea what someone's saying. That's Joe's weird spectrum of autism that he's on, that he can't read lips. I only accept sound, not visual

cues. He's fine with like social stuff it's just the lip reading he's like even if you're pointing i have no idea all right what do you got what tape do you have cool person cool person quiet you're a real cool person i think the tape's called quiet person quiet cool person quiet person where's's the tape? Oh, right here. Oh, literally right in front of you? Oh, what's this? A little, like, white shell with a white label with a little pink. Permanent nostalgia, right? This looks like a long one, too.

Oh, it says party ends. I can't read this little insert. I know, the insert's so small. But there's also a lot of, you know. I want to hand this to Dave, and I bet it'll look like a tab of LSD The tiniest piece of paper But with me right now It's like a menu No I think it would look more like

The inside of a fortune cookie These nice hands aren't that big But for me That's ridiculous Mike right now The way you're holding it It looks like you're looking at a playboy I thought you were going to say...

I was going to say... In my hands, it's like the late night menu at a nice restaurant. It's like they have a lot of stuff, but it's after 12, so there's less. But with Dave, it's like a fortune cookie. And what am I supposed to be looking for now? Now you got your ratio.

It says cool person, quiet person. And then what am I looking for, Joby? Why did you answer? It's really hard to read is all I'm saying. I get it now. You get it. You got it. I feel like if I drop this in my beard, it'll get bigger.

No, don't do that. No? Okay. All right, well, let's get into this tape. Cool person, quiet person. I like the cover. It's like the... Oh, shit, that's tight. It's like a craft paper.

Like a handmade paper and then some green semi-circle squigglies. Yeah, this is really nice. This is like fancy. This would be like fancy wrapping paper. Yeah. Sounds like fancy wrapping paper.

Can you hear it? Oh yeah, definitely. No, at the Rich Kids Party, they stuff that down in the bag. They don't even wrap it nicely. They just stuff that down into a really nice bag. Shred it, stuff it in a bag. I think it's all just checks. Just checks?

Checks and a car from their parents. And a car. You don't think cash? Big time cash. Big time cash. Yeah, and some cash. Okay. And some cash. And an envelope. I'd use this for cash. Big time cash. Big time cash. Yeah, and some cash. Okay. And some cash.

And an envelope. I'd use this for cash if we gave up, if we finally... That's what you would use. This is who I would use. Not something shiny. No, I would use this cover. Like a really fancy shell. Whoever had the cool person tape is a millionaire.

All right. Cool person, quiet person. Not individual lines. What labels is this? Permanent nostalgia. Let's go. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There we go. Cool person. Dave, you're still muted.

Oh, I couldn't see the light from that angle. Way to go, Dave. Couldn't see the light from that angle. Are we back? Cool person. Cool person. Quiet person. Cassette.

On permanent nostalgia. The nostalgia never ends. Good one. It's a ripper. Yeah, man. That tape was, I didn't really know what to expect from the... From the name and stuff? Yeah. From the whole presentation, but that was awesome.

I liked it. Good for you. Good for you. Good for you. Good for all of us. Good for everyone. It's just, you know, it's like it's Christmas Eve, it's Midnight Mass. It's good for everyone.

Good for you. You turned to the right. You know, I was the baby. Good for you. I was Baby Jesus in Midnight Mass. No, you weren't. Yeah, I was. What?

Really? Four years in a row. Four years in a row? Jesus in Midnight Mass. No, you weren't. Yeah, I was. What? Really? Four years in a row. Four years in a row? Four years in a row, I was baby Jesus. From what to what? From three to seven. You were baby Jesus at Midnight Mass. Fuck, man.

Non-consecutive. What? No, not... Wait a minute. My math's a little... It was... You spent four non-consecutive years as Baby Jesus at Midnight Mass.

From three to seven. Ah! You didn't know that? Huh? You... You... You didn't know that? That? You didn't know that? That I play Baby Jesus at Midnight Mass? I had no idea.

Three to seven. Four years. Not consecutive. I was Baby Jesus at Midnight Mass. At St. Grover's. I did a hell of a job. That's what happens when a bit gets away from us. They called me back when I was eight,

and they asked me to do it again. I said, give somebody else a chance. Let the next generation step up. You know, and I did Joseph for a couple years, but it didn't feel right. You don't have his bill. I said, unless you can get me in that manger,

I'm not in my element. Any part of it. I could go for some duck milk right about now. Duck milk would be good. Some boiled duck milk. Whose turn is it? Dave. My turn, right? Oh, no. It's your turn. My turn. Okay.

I'll go with this tape because this is an awesome tape. This is a good tape, a cool tape. Cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff. Takehiro Mikai. Tape's called 1409-1. New one on Finery. Here, hold that real quick.

That one looks tight. It looks like some Hooker Vision tapes that look kind of like that. This is tight. It came out in a batch right at the end of 2014 with... Look at that font! It is a nice font. Demonstration Synthesis.

Lord Tika. Lord Tika. Lord Tika. Adam Shield did the artwork for this. AdamShield.com on the internet but yeah this heap's fucking awesome man I really like the printing on the sticker it's very small and subtle it really gets ya

it's like when you're at the boardwalk how they have the pirate ship that goes back and forth it's like being on one of those I don't like those rides you're a weirdo I don't like any ride. You're a weirdo. I don't like any ride that tickles my ween. I've never been on a roller coaster.

I wish Dave would say that and then start listing every ride. The teacups, the zipper, the Ferris wheel. I don't like circles either. The line for popcorn. I like roller coasters. I've never been on a roller coaster. What?

Oh, did you see that finery? Are you serious? You've never been on a roller coaster. What? Oh, did you see that finery? Are you serious? You've never been on a roller coaster? No, I'm scared of that shit. What did finery do? Finery, they just released... Well, they released this batch at the end of last year and then somehow commissioned two.

A cassette comp, double cassette comp with a zine. And you know who's on it? Who? Friend of the show, Mike Nigro. What? Yeah, he's got a track on it who friend of the show mike nigro what yeah he's a good track on it hitting the big time yeah limited 50 copies last i checked it was still available but uh pick up that and pick up anything from this batch especially takehiro makai i'm sure i'm saying that correctly 1409-1 cassette on finery let's play this i'll play the second track

i'm gonna play track number two off the a side do it do it Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one.

I'm going to go to the next one. Hey! are we back yes takahiro makai 1409-1 cassette on finery pretty much a brand new one spanking brand spanking new uh numbered here, 43 out of 50. And I gotta say, the last, I think, like, two tapes were numbered. I don't like when someone sends us a tape and it says, like, promo out of 100. You don't like that. I don't like that. We got a tape, I think it's normally pro-dubbed, but they sent us, like, a home-dubbed one that just says promo on it. No, that's whack.

You can't do that, man. We're talking... I gotta talk about that shell. That's wiggity whack. Yeah, I know. I'm not... I gotta talk about that shell. Just throw it away. You know I gotta talk about that shell.

But I don't know how I feel when people write tabs out out of 100. I like that, because the Spirocom tape was like that. Yeah, there was a few tapes like that. I like that. I feel like I like that. I feel like I'd rather just get a number.

I'd rather just get a number. Be one of the herd, huh? But if you're pro-Dubna tape... I like to feel special. Don't send us a home Dub tape that says promo because I've got to talk about that show. Tabs out, tabs out. Baba Booey, Baba Booey.

Tabs out. Dave's Weird genitals. Tabs out two strips of bacon. His genital area is huge but really light. I like the restraint on that. Alright, whose turn is it? Dave's.

Is it my turn? Alright. Jesus Christ. Do one more. Let me hear one more. Dave, just relax Okay I thought you were going to play a new one But okay

No I want to do the same one Alright Dave what do you got Dave's always got a good tape What do you got this time Dave Isabelle's Circle I don't know who that is With two C's

Where are the Fuck Where are the C's Right next to each other Oh yeah Right next to each other? Yes. Right next to each other. That's what they did.

Little C. Big C. Okay. Right? Or is it Big C, Little C? Big C, Little C. Okay. Isabel Circle.

Who is Isabel Circle? What's the little squiggly next to the name? Is that part of the name? No, it's not. Okay. No, it is not. It says Isabel Circle squiggly with no space between the E and the squiggly. What do you call that squiggly? Next to the one on the keyboard.

What is that called? I think it's called a tilde. No, that's not. Well, tilde is when it's on top of a letter. But it's that shape, right? It is that shape. Okay. Yeah, but what do you call it when it's just the squiggly in between characters?

Squiggly in between characters. No Squiggly in-between characters. No, it must have a name. It definitely has a name. The Randall. You know that name. The Randall. I'm going to call it the Randall. The Randall?

So the Randall's not part of the name. Why did you take that tape away from me, Dave? Tabs out, tabs out, the Randall. Two strips of bacon. Dave's little doll shoes that he plays with. John Pyle. Oh, you want me to get those out? I'll get those out.

Get them out. Now's a good time. I would say if any time was a good time, it'd be now. Pizza, pizza, pizza. All right. It's getting to that time of night where Dave's putting doll shoes on his fingers.

Look at him go. Run, run the desk. Run, run. There he goes. Look at him jump on something. Jump on the plate. Jump over the plate. Jump over the smoky bourbon brie cheese spread.

Good time. Who's going to play a tape? What's going on? I'm going to play a tape. All right, go ahead. Isabel Circle. Isabel Circle. Tape's called The House in Harbor Park.

I'm going to play a little bit off the A side. This came out on Auditory Field Theory. Oh, okay. Hand it on over. This year, new guy. New guy, 2015? 2015. Say your clocks by it. See, this is the shell I'm talking about.

This is a silver shell that's the gold version of it. It's not like the gold that we played earlier. Right, right, right. And these silver shells, why do they always have lines on them that are all weird? You always ask. Until someone tells me he will, he will keep asking. Isabel circle,

the house in Arbor park on auditory field theory. Here we go. I'm sorry. so so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use the same technique as before. I'm going to use the same technique as before. so The I'm going to go ahead and do that. Isabel Circle. That was tight. Yes.

You always do a good job, Dave. I just wanted to say... I think everybody does a really good job. Dave, I just wanted to say, I think you're doing a really good job. And Joby, I just wanted to say, for your first show in 2015, I think you're doing a really good job.

Good job, everyone. Thanks. Good job. You're really... Everyone's playing tapes. Everyone's cracking wise into the microphones, which is pretty much... That's the extent of it.

I got my doll shoes on. Dave's got doll shoes on his fingers. Everyone's in a really good zone right now. Yeah, I think so. Good job. I'm saying all this because I'm giving you guys a raise. What? I'm giving you guys a raise.

You're up in the ante. 10% raise for the new year. Cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff. Exactly. That's how I feel about it. Look at Dave go. Expect the first heart. Look at stuff. Neat stuff. Exactly. That's how I feel about it. So. Look at Dave go. Expect the first. Look at him go with those shoes.

I like how he's doing it near the microphone as if it's like a GoPro camera. Picking it up. Yeah. Or people are like, you really hear the shoes, man. Yeah. What do you got, Chubby? Gamoo? Gimoo?

Gimoo. I would say gimoo. You say gimoo. Gimoo. Ach mal. Ach well. How would you say, Dave? Gamoo. Gamoo. Gamoo? Gimoo? Gimoo. I would say Gamoo. You say Gamoo. Gamoo. Gamoo. Gamoo. Aswell. How would you say, Dave?

Gamoo. Gamoo. Gamoo. On Cosmic Winnetou. Let me see that. The whole world is tired today. Good label. Actually, I really hate summer.

Cosmic Winnetou is always putting out pretty awesome stuff. I'm going to put a poem maybe on the inside. Oh, a poem. Read us some poetry, Joby. Read us some original poetry. It has never worked. If the running, there's a runway bus coming. When I fully understand why some people want to die,

a heart transplant twice. I love haikus. That was beautiful. Pretty good. Good tape. Read that at my wedding. At your wedding? Your second wedding? Going to go back in time and read that at my wedding at your wedding your second wedding

gonna go back in time and read it at my first wedding dave is like creeping across like a spider right now the shoes he's getting closer and closer to us i feel like we'll be touched soon do you know when this came out or who this is or any information joe b anything read the poem anything like do you not hear the poem let me ask you a question do you know anything about this tape that someone who say would be playing it on a podcast would know about it no okay well let's just play it then maybe out of 75 so there's 75 of them there's something you know the edition size you're getting somewhere anything else So there's 75 of them. There's something. You know the edition size. You're getting somewhere.

Anything else? All right. Here we go. Who is it again? Fun stuff. Gimu, where did we land? Cool stuff. Slick stuff.

Neat stuff. You're so funny, Dave. Gimu, the whole world is tired today. Cassette, Cosmic Winnetou. Here we go. Pretty black and white artwork here. That's nice. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Gimu. Gimu. Gimu. What was the name of the tape? It was long, right? It was long.

The whole world is tired today on Cosmic Winnetou. How do you say the name of that label? Cosmic Winnetou. How do you say it, Dave? Dave? Winnetou, Winnetou. I go back and forth. Yeah.

All right. Who's turn? Oh, you know what we should talk about? It might be Winnet about well it might be when a toe it might be we should talk about the next subscription series tape joe b get up walk over there that box and grab into that box the next subscription series tape you know you go to tabs out.com the empty box joe b you go to tabs out.com click on donate or whatever to subscribe i don't know what it says.

But you become a Chrome donator. That's the highest level donator out there. And it's like 50 bucks and you get like four. I like that Dave remembered that that's the Chrome donator sound. You got me. This isn't what I wanted either, Joe.

That's the box, though. That's the box. That's why I'm sending you to do this isn't what i wanted either joe that's the box though hold on let me just get that's the box why i'm sending you to do this hold these the actual tape oh oh god's powers the name of the uh it's a compilation there was a photo on the internet floating around of like sign in Africa that said, God's power. And it said stuff like, gonorrhea, strong penis, piles, typhoid, diabetes, malaria,

night witches, smelling mouth. I hate night witches. And these weird-ass pictures of a goblin taking out someone's stomach and eyes bleeding and penises and stuff. It's really weird. Yeah, penises, pee, and blood. But I thought it'd be a nice idea to have a comp

called God's Power where all the artists are named after the things on the sign. So we had people submit tracks. I said, just submit a track under one of the names from the sign. And then I picked out my favorite ones, and we have this comp.

It's pretty fucking good. It's pretty good. Here's what the tape's going to be. You got a pro-dub tape in the case. This case goes into a cardboard box. If anyone knows that label, cabin floor esoterica, they use these brown craft boxes all the time. The tape's sitting in there, and then there's a vial inside,

and the vial has, like, a medical label on it with some, like, some meds inside. Hmm. Do you have any more, do you have any extra vials with those meds in them over there? Dave needs his meds. Do you need some meds is what over there? Dave needs his meds. Do you need some meds is what you're saying? Yeah, right now.

Oh, and then the boxes are silkscreened. Joe, where are we at in that process? Where are we at? I'll be done early next week. Early next week. So they'll be shipping out in like two weeks from Super Bowl Sunday. Patented. Oh, two weeks.

Two weeks. Or maybe Sunday. Patented. Oh, two weeks. Two, two, two weeks. Or maybe a little bit longer. But if you donate $50, you can snag one. And these are limited because we got them pro-dubbed. So there's 50 of them. We're not dubbing them ourselves. So I'm going to cut the donations off at a certain point. Sorry.

You're so fancy. I'm so fancy. All right. What's going on? Am I playing the tape? I still want to know if there's any extra medicine over there. Oh, there's not. But you know what? You're going to get

a tape so you can take your medicine. I know, but I... Just relax. I want to see the whole thing together. I don't want to eat my medicine yet. Okay, I'm going to play a track from this... Here's the funny days. I'm going to play a track from this comp called NPL Comp.

Compilation. Are you saying cop like police officer? Like compilation. MPLS MMXIV Minneapolis Noise Circa 2014. Cop? It's three cassettes. Comes with those tall vinyl boxes. Oh, that thing's big.

It's a big one. Let me back her up, boys. Back her up. There's like... Let me see how many tracks are on here. There's like 29 tracks. I've never really heard

of any one except for Cocky ESP. That's all you've ever heard of, ever. At all. That's the only artist I've ever heard of. Let me see the list.

No, don't even... Well, I'll tell you a few names on the list how about Boob Dylan have you heard Boob Dylan I love Boob Dylan have you heard Snoggybox have you heard Dave

Dave I was wondering if you've heard Meth Predator you fellas heard Meth Predator should I go on with some more have you guys heard cranky tank where you guys going Joby's leaving the room but it's a good comp

you find those names the names can be a little silly but there's a lot of them on here uh edition of 100 came out on a tape called fuck mountain label record I've never been here alone before Dave just left Joe left and then Dave left

I'm in here all I'm gone solo now I can talk about some gone solo now i can talk about some real shit now we can talk about did you know that obama is putting drones inside cable tv so when you use tivo it knows everything about you it knows your social security number it knows what kind of cereal you like oh wait dave's we go. Okay, let's talk about this tape. Fuck Mountain Label Records. So it's F-M-L-R. This is Fuck Mountain Label Records number 12.

Oh, I love that it's label records. Yeah, that is good. Fuck Mountain Label Records. I want to play a track by an artist called Gnawed. The track is called Nails. This is a dude named Grant Richardson. It's his project. It's a good song.

It's a good track. I'm looking forward to hearing it. Yeah. So far, we've been joking around a little bit. But also, pretty... You don't want to joke too much, Mike. No, you want to joke, but you want to have fun, but you don't want to have too much fun. Right, exactly.

All right, let's wait for Joe, and then I'll tell him what we're going to play. I thought I heard him stomping towards here like Hurley used to run on Lost. There he is. Joe, we're going to play Nod. The track's called Nails. Alright? Do it.

There's three tapes. Two black ones and a red one. I don't know if they're all like that. This is off the, uh... I believe this is the A side. I got it queued up here. Alright. Nod. Nails. Here we go. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm sorry. Die! Die! Kill them all!

Die! You were my god Come take me for your freedom Come take me for your freedom Come take me for your freedom I'm going to go ahead and do that. I am the one I know I am the one I know I am the one I know I am the one I know I am the one I know I'm sorry. No! Nod. W-A-N-B-C.

That was tight. That's a tight track. It's a good comp. Check out that comp. Let's see exactly what it was called. It's called MPLSMNXIV, colon, Minneapolis Noise Circa 2014. Triple tape. Triple dipple.

Speaking of triple dipples. Speaking of compilations. Ooh. What? What? What? What? I don't get it.

What? Whoa, look at that one. Dave's got a triple-dipple compilation. That looks fancy. It's fancy. New Christmas, the Christmas tape 2014. From Tusco Embassy. I see that thing.

They do a Christmas tape every year. They're really stepping it up every year. It's getting nicer and nicer. I like it, I like it, I like it. This is one of those three tall Noroco cases, which I fucking, I love these. I like it. I like it. This is one of those three tall Noroco cases which I fucking I love these. I love these things

to dearth. To dearth. And then there's it's like silver paper with the artwork on it and then a black gray and well it's a gray paper

with silver screen printing. Yeah. And then a black gray and white tape with like the full cover paste-on shell thing. It's tight.

Yeah, it looks really, really nice. Let's talk about this lineup a little bit. Let's see if Frankie stinks on this one. Let's see what we got here. Dave might lose it. No, these are going to be real. Relay for Death. Colin McKelvey.

Let's jump around. Dark Smith, Skin Graft, Head Boggle, Horror Flora, David Russell Snake, Outer Space, Greg Gorlin. Got an interview with him on the Tabs Out site. Oh, look at you. I think Ian did that. Ian did that for his zine. Ian, the Tabs Out fellow who's here when Joe's not.

What's the name of his zine? In the field. He's got a zine that's out. Is it Undefined? Undefined. Undefined. Yeah. He's got an interview with Greg Gorlin in there,

and we put it up on the TabsOut.com. You can still buy his zine if you want to. Look for the interview on the website, and then follow the link. It's not a blue link it might not be blue or underlined but you can click on it it'll take you it'll take you to buy a z all right oh that was cool stuff that's neat stuff it's cool stuff slick stuff cool stuff slick stuff neat stuff but mostly raw all right what are you going to play over here, Dave? I'm going to play the Outer Space track. Let me pop that one in.

I knew what you were going to play. All right. Outer Space, John Elliott Project, correct? Yes. Right? Yes. And B, you just picked out of the mailbag a colored mushroom. I know, I'm excited to listen to it.

And a Medicine Rocks tape on Sam Goldberg's label I forget what it's called now it's not a pizza night but he's got another one fuck mountain label records center C-E-N-T-R-E label records just put out a Brett Naughty tape and a radio people tape

and that colored mushroom tape but we're going to play this outer space track this is a long one right this dude sent an EP This is a long one, right? This dude's sending an EP in for a comp, right? Yeah, seriously. This is a long one. But let's go out on this. You ready to go out on this, Joe? I'm ready to go out.

You downloading some more sound effects? No, I'm sorry. I was looking up that label. But then I got lost on the internet. You just go to Google and type in exactly where you want to go. You don't have to find the way exactly where you want to go. Watch out, though. You don't have to find the way from the old website to the new website. Watch out, though, because if the elephant on cyberspace steps on you,

you die in real life. Everybody dies in real life. You die in real life. All of us die. All right, thanks to Mr. Dream Crusher. Everyone dies. Mr. Dream Crusher for the intro there. Children.

Chrome donators, you'll be getting your God's Power comp soon. What else do we have to say? You got anything to say? Everyone dies. No, no, everyone dies. Everyone dies. See you next time. Episode number 60.

60. Yeah, thanks for listening. Outer Space from the Christmas 2014 compilation. Triple Dipple on Tusco Embassy. Here we go. Affirmative, Ben. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The power of the divine power is in the presence of the divine power. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thanks for watching!