Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #61 | 2.15.15

Episode Date: February 15, 2015

C Plus Plus, White Hernia, Sam Lisabeth, Lichens, Three Legged Race, Colored Mushroom, James Fella, True Neutral Crew, Ultralyd, Juju, Power Monster, Pulse Emitter, Ondness, R. Lee Dockery, and Nightshades and Gel Nails.

Hey, this is MP Lockwood of one-man noise band Radio Shock, and you are probably listening to Tabs Out. This is bullshit. Sounds like you're portable, Tim. Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? Yeah, we're in a club. Diddly shit, diddly shit, diddly shit, diddly shit. Shiver.

Nobody cares. It's getting stronger all the time here. Snuggles. Yeah. Snuggles. Hello. Welcome to Tabs Out. That was a nice introduction, Dave. Thank you. Good job, Dave.

Episode number 61. You know I like to say it. Say it. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast. Number 61. You know I like to say it. I'm back. You're already getting on me.

Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 61. I can back. You're already getting on me. Tab Talk Step Podcast episode number 61. I can't wait for 69. What happens then, Dave? What?

What's that mean? MP Lockwood with the... We touch each other's butts. That's what a 69 is?

Yeah, you didn't know that? You didn't know that? All right. I'm doing it all over. I like all

this, like, Dave's talking about Touching each other's butts He just saw Fifty Shades of Grey How was it Did you see This episode's gonna be

Very sexual Did you see it in IMAX 3D Do they have it in IMAX 3D 4D Oh That's new shit Where they come out And pop a balloon next to ya

Jesus Christ Dave That's the other D and pop a balloon next to you. Jesus Christ, Dave. That's the other day. It's Valentine's Day, too. Valentine's Day. Yeah. And you know, Dave, I just see you sitting over there on the other side of the table

looking into his marshmallow eyes. I just want to rub duck oil all over you and just cuddle and watch Buffy on DVD. So yeah, it's a very sensual night.

Actually, before we get off the topic of sexuality, I got something for Dave. What do you got for Dave? Dave, I got something for you. Oh yeah? Hold on, I gotta reach down to get it what is it i thought this might be something that has to do with sexuality i thought this might be something that would really maybe get you going what is that thing

it's a balloon it's a tiny little Now for those who don't know Dave is really into balloons In sexual ways Right Dave? That's correct right? So what I did is I got a balloon That was blown up About three weeks ago And it's been sitting here deflating

So it's really small Why do they make little clothespins like that? There's tiny little clothespins Oh it's been deflating? Yeah Okay that there's tiny little clothespins oh it's been deflating yeah okay what did you think i just thought you found a really tiny balloon i was like out on the streets like like a tumbleweed it was floating by and i got paper clip little time not paper clips little tiny clothespins

i i don't know what you use those clothespins for, but I found a bag. Flick it. Flick one of the... I knew he'd like it. Hear that? It's like a kick drum. So it's just a little something I thought I'd get Dave to get going on this very romantic night. I love it.

Oh, what? Romantic night? Yeah. Because Dave, it's been almost three years of me sitting across the table from you. And every night, I think about just eating Swedish fish out of your belly button. I got some Swedish fish over here. You want some? So who wants to play the first cassette tonight?

Dave does. On this very romantic lover's episode. Ladies first. Because Dave... Sometimes I just want to have you wear me the baby Bjorn. Just walk around the house. And I'll tell you about all the episodes of Mama's Family that I've seen. And you'll just rub my hair with those sausage fingers.

Who wants to play the first tape? I think David does. Yeah, I would love to. All right, go ahead. What do you tape? I think Dave does Yeah, I would love to Alright, go ahead, what do you got? I don't know, you got me all razzled now Razzled I'm gonna change my underwear Dave, just relax

Yeah, Dave, play cool, man, come on Alright, I wanna play Play tape, Dave Start off with a good one Start off with a good one Why not? Start off with a good one Start off with a good one

Let's play all the bad cassettes later We'll start off with a good one start up with a good one. Why not? Let's play all the bad up with a good one. Start up with a good one. Let's play all the bad cassettes later. We'll start off with a good one. What do you got? All right, I'm gonna do this C plus plus tape. I like that name. That's a good training. I think my dad did that training. See, I think he has a C plus plus certificate that he can get. He's an astronaut plus plus in nineties. Where to get that degree Brooklyn Brooklyn? Brooklyn? No way. Joe's dad, he's an astronaut now, right? He likes space.

I gotta say, this balloon is something else. It is. It's not necessarily space, but like that we got there. He likes that we got there? When we did. You know what I mean? Okay. That's really specific. Yeah.

That's the only space era I like when we did it any further exploration is whatever if we got there earlier nope i wouldn't like it but when we did at that time it was just fuck yeah it was just right it was an odd number day it was just right i think I think so. What do you got, Dave? What do you got? C++. Where is it? It is... It's right there. I think it's over there somewhere. There it is. Name of the tape is Sayara?

What is it? Sayara? Oh, like Michael Cera. Pothecary composition. Oh, Michael Cera? Yeah. Oh. Michael Cera? Except spelled differently. They're from Portland, correct? Oh, Portland, Oregonera. Apothecary composition. Oh, Michael Cera? Yeah. Oh. Michael Cera? Except spelled differently. They're from Portland, correct? Oh, Portland, Oregon. That's a good city, too.

It is a good city. Portland, huh? That's a nice little... Good food there. What is that, a Brad Pack you have there? Yep. Yeah, a cardboard Brad Pack, and it's got like an adhesive piece of paper that goes across like a belly band.

Oh, it looks like a fancy perfume box. It does look like a fancy perfume box. Let me smell it. Let me see if it smells like a... Sarah by C++. That would be a good perfume. Yeah. Sarah by C++.

Nah. No? It smells like chipboard. Yeah, I like it well you know if you want to rub it on your neck maybe it's a free sample

Dave have you tried rubbing the Brad Pack on your neck many times well hand that over what else do you know about this it's blue

so if you're into blue cassettes you're going to want to check this one out comes with this cool little business card insert an opaque blue too, not the

Translucent blue. Oh, you can't see through this, Dave No way, no way. Got a nice landscape On that side. Oh, is that a landscape Or is that a seascape, Dave? Well, it's both So, that looks like A nice resort. That's a little mixed media That's a little, a bay or something Right, a tropical bay

Maybe, maybe it's a sea Could be an ocean. Could be an ocean Could be an ocean Well that's definitely tropical right Oh without a doubt That's like Hawaii Without a doubt Look at those crystal clear waters Beautiful

You ever been To a place like that Nope No No I've been to Not that nice No I've been to Mexico

And Jamaica You got really sick When you went to Mexico I got really sick Yeah Like poop Sick Like diarrhea and vomiting at the same time.

For how much of the vacation? Like how long were you there and how long were you sick? I think we were there for five days. Okay. I got sick on like the third day. So three, four, five. Oh, okay. So you had some time to...

Oh, it was still fun. Okay. We should probably play this first tape. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah violent diarrhea c plus plus sierra apothecary compositions all right get some off the a side right yeah here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. C++. Damn.

That was jam. We should say C++ spelled out. The letter C, the word plus, the word plus. Yeah, that was real nice. Yeah. I like that. Whole tape's really good. Yeah, which way should we go tonight?

Should we go tonight? Should we go clockwise or counterclockwise? I don't care. Last time we went counterclockwise. Let's just do clockwise. It's easier for me. You'll get vertigo if we go counterclockwise? I might throw up.

Be like celery soup in here. All right, I'll go. You know what I'm going to play, Dave? Hand me that right next to you. A balloon? No, I don't want your balloon hand me the box yes i'm gonna play the latest tabs out subscription series tape now tat we do a subscription series if if anyone's interested thank you all i got over here um where if you donate 50 dollars 50 u.s dollars certified bonded all the american dollars insured american dollars you a year every year annually a year once every 12 months exactly for 365 days give or take you will get exactly you will get four cassette tapes limited like exclusive to

the like we put out these cassette tapes just for people who subscribe nobody else nobody else just the subscribers and the artists and us i think you get your name too your name's written on it it's a number handwritten handwritten we try to make it a little special the latest one is the god's power comp now what the God's Power Comp is like first of all you got these Joe you did some

nice silk screening here yeah I know you don't like I know you don't like it but I think it came out nice yeah it's like a brown craft box a la that label

maybe you've seen them cabin floor esoterica use these boxes a lot and you got a two color screen print on the front old bicycle right well you got a white flood print yeah what you have is there's a little vial of meds in there meds but what what ails you well mine cures typhoid no typhoid what's yours cure mine's an unmarked bottle i didn't give them the thing yet oh but everything but there was a picture

a picture like floating around the internet right of like a sign in africa wait what website all of them it was on all of them it was on it was on google yahoo google yahoo it was on aol.com fuck it was on mike tyson.com it was huge all right and it's a picture of a sign And it says God's Power And then it lists off gonorrhea Strong penis, piles Typhoid, diabetes, stroke Waist pain, malaria, night witches Smelling mouth All this stuff with these crazy drawings

So what we did is we had people Submit tracks And use those things as Artist titles, artist names You know what I mean? Yeah. And then pick the best ones. Pick the top, the crim of the crop.

And put them on this tape. And it's the God's Power Comp. Got them all on here. Gonna play a track off this. What's it limited to? 50 copies. Oh, yeah, pro-dubbed. Ooh.

Gonna play the first track on the B-side. Fancy. Is that our first pro-dub? It're going to play the first track on the B-side Fancy Is that our first pro-dub? It is Subscription date? Yes sir First track on the B-side White hernia Herniated discman

That's the name of the track That's pretty good This is And you know Everybody on here It's anonymous You know You don't know who's who

And my dream My wish Are there any clues To figure out who's Actually who? No Like, my wish. Are there any clues to figure out who's actually who? No? Like what? What do you mean clues?

I don't know. Like a viral website. Like a J.J. Abrams. A viral website where you can put some codes in. A J.J. Abrams thing. So we'll never know who's associated with...

Tweet, I love Coca-Cola 85 tonight. Something like that. Or like like you know i heard they're redoing go bots we're like gonna make like a movie well my dream is that these like people use continue to use these names let me get a taste get a taste just a taste though because john pile our own john pile uh his track is piles and he says he's going to continue to use that name to record stuff under yeah that's

pretty good and my hope is everyone just uses these names oh and then they put stuff out yeah another tape yeah exactly so if you want to put out a night which is tape go right ahead oh everybody everybody everybody use them now on this version of white hernia it is the the gentleman who did the intro tonight mp lockwood who does a project on radio shock recently played delaware and uh this is his track i'm letting that cat out of the bag i wish we had a cat sound going i'll work on it okay but i got this. That's cat-like. Yeah.

These are all good. These are all good. You're so funny, Dave. I was waiting for that one. All right, well, let's get into this white hernia, herniated disc mint from God's Power Comp. Tabs out number eight. Here we go. I'm not sure what I'm sorry. I'm not sure if I should have used the I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm out. so Thank you. I'll take you down, take you down I'm out. Damn white hernia. Here, B, let me get some of that flavor explosion over there

herniated discman from the tabs out god's power comp that was a good one really good one mp lockwood that's just a taste this tastes right out of the theater now mp lockwood keep keep doing that project And other people too Do that project Do that stuff Right That'd be nice We all get together We can all come together

And this can be a nice little thing That we all do together As a nice Cohesive unit That's a good band name A nice cohesive unit No just cohesive unit Like a hardcore band

Like a positive hardcore band A nice cohesive unit Oh yeah I see that They'd have a song that was named cohesive unit yeah yeah and that'd be like they're straight edge they oh yeah yeah yeah that's what i was imagining that'd be like the sing-along parts would be like it'd be like yeah yeah it's pretty good yeah um let's start that you want to start A straight edge

Hardcore band Called Cohesive Unit Now I'm imagining It'll be me You and Dave Now My first problem With this

The whole straight edge part Is that we've all Smoked hash tonight That might throw A wrench into the works We'll start this tomorrow Now Here's another thing

Joe B My hands And your hands Are far too small To play any adult instrument. So there's that problem. Dave does everything. We just sing.

Dave, I think you sold all of your guitar gear to buy modular synths. Oh, shit. Wait a minute. So I don't think this is going to get off the ground. I've got an acoustic. Okay. All right. We're going somewhere.

We're an acoustic, straight edge hardcore band. So we're an acoustic, straight edge hardcore band. And we use drugs. We're not that kind of straight edge. We're just like straight edge hardcore band. So we're an acoustic straight edge hardcore band. And we use drugs. We're not that kind of straight edge. We're just like really straight edges. We're not like, you know, we're not like... Nine degree angles. Yeah, we're not like, what's the word I'm looking for?

Strict about it. Yeah. You know, we're not strict. We're not L7 weenies. Yeah, we're not strict straight edge. Oh no, we're crooked lines in that sense. But it's a straight edge hardcore acoustic band named Cohesive Unit that,. But it's a straight edge, hardcore, hardcore acoustic band named Cohesive Unit

that, what is it, Dave on acoustic guitar and me and you sing? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It doesn't have all the tuning pegs

though, so it's only, it's only five strings. I think we can write some jams. Cohesive. And it's not even, it's not even like the last skinny one.

It's like one in the middle. Cohesive. I definitely can't. Cohesive. And you say unit. Okay. That's all right. We the one in the middle. I definitely can't. Cohesive. You say unit. Okay. That's all right. We'll work on that later.

I think we smoked too much marijuana. Cohesive. Unit. Cohesive. Unit. Cohesive. Yeah. It's pretty good.

It writes itself. I agree. All right. All right. I'll play a tape. What? Didn't you go? Clockwise.

That tastes like... Add the two. Doing some common core math over there by sam elizabeth on yiddlemeyer yiddlemeyer that's not how you say it elizabeth or no way yiddlemeyer it's idlemeyer right i don't know i will i remember out of here i've always said yiddlemeyer and i remember hearing it and saying Oh that's how you say it But I don't remember What it was Let's just say Edelmiter

I like Edelmiter Maybe they're wrong Yeah they're stupid Yeah Dummies Dummy Read a book Look at a book

So uh What do we know About this Sam Elizabeth I believe he was in Two bands Oh yeah What were they? Drunk Sluts.

And Go Easy Unit. And Cult and Leper. Okay. And we're playing this tape. I think he's from Boston. Yeah, because this label's from the New England area, and they do a lot of stuff from up there, right? Yeah.

What, are we getting on the A side here? Yes. Cool. I like how the tape's just called Here You Go. It almost looks like a bitmap version of a Tranquility tape. It does. Thanks for agreeing with me. I don't know what's going on.

All right, well, let's get into this. Sam Elizabeth. Here you go. Oh I'm sorry. Oh Oh, my God. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm going to make ahead and do that. Thank you. The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Oh, we're back? Sam Elizabeth Oh we're back? Yep Alright Thought that was the breather Sam Elizabeth

Here you go Edelmeyer Edelmeyer Yaldemeyer Yaldemeyer Yaldemeyer Sklademeyer Achmal Achwell Wait Joe do you have that no no no dave did that oh you were touching your keyboard i thought it was you i got real excited that you co-opted that sound effect that'd be a oh dave i i have to know

how would you feel about that well if joe b co-opted like two strips of bacon oh i don't give a shit take it i really want that but nope i'll trade you i'll trade you for the benny hill i'll give you two strips of bacon you give me the benny okay you're making that deal i'll make that deal no i feel well maybe dave should have control of that's a very powerful one i feel like dave has dave should be controlling the more powerful sound effects. Yeah, that's right. Give him that. I'll give him that.

Yeah, and I'll do two strips of bacon. Okay. All right. Hold on. We shook on it. Okay, it was very nice. Let me see the shake again. Did you take a bit?

Should I take a shot? Grab that? I dead fished you. All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play this Lycan State. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This came in the last mailbag, right?

Yes. And I took it home, and I didn't realize it was Lycans until today. I'm excited to hear this one. You took it home. That's real romantic, Dave. I know. Get a tape and... Because sometimes I'm slipping you, and I want to take you home, girl. I want to get you in a Smurf sleeping bag.

I'm liking the look of this thing. Just tickle you with a feather I found in the dumpster. Just maybe we can just like rent some DVDs and watch Murphy Brown all night. Last time we were in New York Dave You went to What's the name of that store You went to a bloopy bleepy thing right Yeah the bloopy bleepy thing

Bloopy bleepy discount outlet No control And when we were leaving we saw this guy Robert A.C. Aubrey Lowe Yeah Just walking across the street Oh yeah I don't know there's a story behind that Robert A. C. Aubrey Lowe. Yeah. Right? He was just walking across the street. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Nice. I don't know. There's a story behind that. Yeah? None at all. I don't know why I even brought it up. But I was looking at him as he walked by, and then he looked at me, and then he had a look on his face like, he knows who I am.

Who's this goober? As soon as he looked back at Dave. He was just like, boy, look at you in that tiny car. Such a big man about to burst out of it. About to make a self-made sunroof. I think you could just take me to a drive-in. We could eat Skittles out of each other's armpits I'd do that Yeah

Dave would do that But this Laken's tape, this came out on Player Press, correct? Yes A label, good label, apparently Oh yeah? Because I got a tape from them also out of the mailbag by HD Sunrise Self-titled tape It's fucking awesome. Pretty tight tape.

Let's play it. I can't wait to hear it. You're going to play the Lycans cassette, correct? Yes. Hand it on over, man. Hand it on over. I like the player press logo. I would get a baseball hat with that logo on it

Oh with the PP on it? Yeah the P and the J get into each other Dave grow up it's not like that Is this a live tape? I think all player presses tapes I think they're all clear With white imprinting on both sides Like that

It looks very nice It's professional You know what they should do And maybe they didn't Player press I'm going to give you a little bit of advice It looks very nice. It looks very nice. It's professional. You know what they should do? And maybe they didn't. No. Okay. Player Press. I'm going to give you a little bit of advice.

This is free, by the way. Unless you want to PayPal me. You should put the one P from your logo on one side of the tape and the other P from the logo on the other side of the tape so when you hold it up and look through it, you see the logo, the double P's. Joe, what do you think about that? What do you do what that would be tight joe just passed out i like it just say you like thank you make me feel good about something who likes it who's into it do you like it oh i love it he likes it hey mikey Hold on.

Yeah, I do like it. He likes it. Hey, Mikey. All right. Thank you. I like that. Which one, Dave? No.

All right. Well, let's get into this. Let's what? Let's get it on. Let's just dim the lights real quick. And just get some canola oil and put it in our shoes. And then we'll put on our shoes and we'll just walk around the house. And you can drag me behind you in a balloon.

And then we'll just sit in a baby pool filled with jello. Alright, let's play this Lycans tape. What's it called? What's this tape called, Dave? I can't read this writing. Some numbers. 3-1-1-0-2-4-1-0

slash 1-8-1-0-2-4-1-0-1-8-1-0. Something like that. Correct. Tapes and tapes know what I'm talking about. Likens. On Player Press. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The I love you. The The The The The The Thank you. I wish I could sing like that. I wish I could do anything. That was a burner.

Perfectly. Me too. Yeah, me anything. That was a burner. Perfectly. Me too. Yeah, me too. Shit was, that shit's hot. Joby, while that was playing, you were talking about that show that we went to in Philly where he played with Ohm. Yeah, it was crazy. I remember standing like...

When he told you to back up? What? When he told you to back up. He told me to back... Wait, what was I doing? You were close to him and he was really playing the keyboard aggressively and he uh he told you to back up i remember that i remember like what's in that venue the one that is johnny brenda's pickle the wooden pickle um at johnny brenda's and i remember like i was like holding like the rug that was on the stage and I was kind of like I must have been

picking at it and when the set was over you were like Mike and I looked down and there's like a 10 by like a 10 inch by 10 inch square of shredded carpet that I just like picked off just pulled it and yeah it was a little thing yeah it was crazy

it was so good it was intense so it made you pick the carpet Oh he got crazy Well I'm a picker through and through Any day But when things get intense like that The picking goes in overdrive It takes over me

It has control Pick that up Joby And then I'm gonna play a tape What are you playing? That's on PlayerPress, by the way I believe, is it still available, Dave? Uh, I think so A label that seems to have a lot of good shit out

Dave, let me get that download code Yeah, take it, man Alright That's, oh I don't think this is it I wish a cop would bust in right now That's theft Remember, kids I don't think this is it I wish a cop would bust in right now that's theft remember kids

I don't think this is it this is a different one that goes on the floor I'm gonna do a PSA remember kids exchanging download codes is illegal alright my turn

I'm gonna play this tape that came in the or yeah came in the mail came out I think a few days ago what's so funny Dave what are you laughing at oh just Joe I like I see Joe hitting his keyboard like he's gonna play a sound clip but half the time they don't work what's going on no no then I say nope save it not yet save it tape by three trying to show some restraint okay yeah you know it's not funny all the time tape by three-legged race called rope commercial volume two it's uh robert beady or baby i don't know how to say his last name i want to say it's bt i by roberto bt who uh is also in or was in

Hair Police. Is Hair Police still around? I don't think. I feel like they weren't but then they did something. I don't know. You know. Who knows?

Who knows how anything works? Who knows? It's on a label from out of I believe Philadelphia called Vitrine. Local. Kind of local.

Kind of local. Rep 95. Yeah but it just came out killer fucking artwork this dude always does insane artwork this isn't like his normal stuff it's more like uh it looks like a letterpress type of design yeah i thought it was kind of has no kings yeah yeah exactly that label no kings it looks a lot like no king stuff it's fucking tight but this oh man this tape This tape is so good. I wrote a little bit about it on the website. But I want to play the last two tracks off the B-side.

Empty timeline. Those are funny days. You guys are really good at that. I really respect that. He likes it. He likes it. You guys are really good at that. I really respect that. He likes it! He likes it! Ha ha ha!

My car. Bring in my car. You need to come back, buddy. I'm so glad I'm spending my Valentines with you. With both of you guys. Let's play it. Em empty timeline and ill-used vocal score the last two tracks off this c20 edition of 150 copies on vitrine here it is three-legged race rope commercial volume two volume one i think was like a a picture disc like an lp picture disc, like an LP picture disc. Oh, fancy. Oh. Look at you. Uh-huh.

Look at you. Three-legged race for commercial volume two. C20. Yes. ¶¶ Too early Too late Too volatile Too late Too early Too late

Too volatile Too late Too far time Too late Too early Too late Too far time Too late Too far time Too late Too early

Too late Too far time Too late Too early Too late, too early, too late, too all the time Too late Too all the time Too big I'm going to go get some more fish. I'm going to go get some more fish. I'm going to go get some more fish. I'm going to go get some more fish.

I'm going to go get some more fish. I'm going to go get some more fish. I'm going to go get some more fish. I'm going to go get some more fish. I'm going to go get some more fish. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. damn three-legged race are we right oh yeah we're back that was fucking tight right so good oh it gets so squirmy at the end on that last track no oh it's so good rope commercial volume 2 c20 uh there's something on devs out.com about it with a link to where you can buy it that it's not the label it's somewhere else i can't find anything about the label on the um you know about the internet oh yeah they're not on the internet

they're not on dig they're not on ebombs world they're not yeah they're not on any of the sites how's that even possible i I don't know, exactly. But get that fucking tape, because it's insane. All right, which way are we going? Joe B., you're up. Keep tapping a few more times. Let's play this Colored Mushroom and the Medicine Rocks. Oh, shit. The Gold Manor Eclipse.

This is a tape that I was playing a little bit for Dave earlier, and he ordered it. Center number seven center a label i believe 97 sure it's a label done by sam goldberg sam goldberg who also radio people i'd be right right radio people yeah that tape's good too so i'd be right i don't know that we got yes i'd be uh who also i guess maybe he used to do pizza night which is you know a different feel than center yeah pizza night you know everything was like uh at home well everything was mostly blank you get a lot of blanks but uh home dubbed and uh jamie orlando actually just ordered a tape or not not ordered, but off of Discogs,

bought a tape of Pizza Night, and it was blank. Oh, really? And I have a copy, and I'm going to loan it to him to dub it, but it might be blank, too. Because I have a few blank Pizza Nights up there. I forget which ones, though. But you know, a lot of blank tapes, a lot of homed up stuff. But this is grown up. This is a little more grown up label.

More like Pizza Might might am i right how did you get it uh dave i don't know how you do it i didn't get mine yet All right, all right, all right. Nope. I like that. He likes it! He likes it! I didn't know that was going to be used this much. I didn't realize I like so much.

Yeah, you like a lot of stuff, man. But, you know, like, you know like you know pizza knife photocopied larger like covers folded incorrectly but center you know you got your pro dubbed shrink wrapped serious

it's a very serious piece put out a batch with Brett Naughty and radio people radio people yeah and this colored mushroom and the i think the brett nawkey and this are sold out oh yeah sold out at source yeah currently experimentia should still have some i just got one is that where you got yours nice interesting interesting um yeah i didn't know this label existed like this isn't a new label he put out like another batch like a year ago

okay but not done a lot it's only number 7 I know he put out a form of tape I found that on Discogs and I bought it but this was recorded in the winter of a cold winter in 2013 through fall a decent fall of 2014 at the gold manor and,

and the Val's roadhouse, a hundred copies of them. You want to get into this? Something off the B side of this? I have it queued up to the B side. Look, all right. Fancy.

That's fancy to you. Queuing up a tape is fancy to you. Jesus Christ. Did my homework. Standards have fallen alright colored mushroom and the medicine rocks the gold manor

eclipse C30 center number 7 here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. colored mushroom tastes good heavy jams so heavy yeah you said that was sold out, Joe Bay?

Yeah But you ordered it Where from, Dave? Xperia Media Now we know Now you know And the more you know Grip that up

Oh, we need one of those Yeah The more you know Just That was good, though Use the whole Benny Hill thing Alright Dave's Corner, what do you got? Damn, look at that balloon up there I know That was good, though. Use the whole Benny Hill thing. All right.

Dave's Corner, what do you got? Damn, look at that balloon up there. I know. It's crazy. It's sitting up there all sensual. What do you got, Dave? Let me look. Let him look. Back off.

Let's do this. James, validate. Go, A$AP. Union. Union. Go, A$AP. Giveaway pile, C90. Give it away, give it away, give it away.

Good peppers reference, Mike. That was good. Is it really called give it away? No. What's it called? Giveaway pile. Under the bridge, I know. What is it called giveaway under the bridge i know what is it called giveaway piles suck my kiss what is it called giveaway piles dream of california

now you're stretching it yeah i don't know any other Pepper songs. Giveaway pile. What? Suck my kiss. Suck my kiss. You're a little bit off. Try it again. Suck my kiss. Under the bridge I know.

I think you're actually singing two songs. Lyrics from two different songs. I'm that good. Try it again. Try it again. You'll get it right. Try it again. All right. Suck my kiss.

Suck. My kiss. All right. You're a little late on that one. Try it one more time. I think you got it this time. You'll nail it. I think I got it.

All right. Let's go. Go easy. All right. You'll nail it. I think I got it. All right. Let's go. Go easy. Hold on. I accidentally stopped it. Unit. Suck my kiss. I think we got it.

I think we nailed it. Nailed it. Let's CGI that and fast track it. All right, whose turn is it? Dave's turn. He's playing this tape. Dave's corner. What tape is he playing?

James Fella. Give it away tapes. Give it away. Give it away. Give it away now. Give it away. Give it away. Okay.

No, we got it. James Fella. Give it away tapes. Give it away piles. Give it away piles. What's the story behind this tape i read it and i forgot this is a c90 that is a compilation of a greater compilation which was a compilation of uh the best recordings over like i think a year where the dude recorded every

single day so then he made a compilation of that and it's like an LP in 2C90s. And this is a compilation of all of those. All right. You follow that? I think I got it. Well, he played a tape by James Fallow. It's like looking at funhouse mirrors. I know.

It's like being on a trampoline. We played a tape by his a while ago. It's very fun. Where, I forget what they were called, but he recorded like, like he made a recording and then made one tape for it and then made, you know, they're all limited to one is what I'm getting at, but he made a bunch of them. Uh-huh.

I believe we played one of those. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, all right. Like episode, like single digit episode. Hand me the tape. Thanks. You see how he handed that to me like a corrections officer threw a slit

oh what is this on the shell these like circle labels like torn in half by hand yeah it's pretty bad it's pretty and what is this he wrote the date on and sharpie on the tape? I'm not going to complain, it's probably awesome No, it's real good It's real good It's real good, well let me pop it in here Dave You can pop it in Mike Do you mind?

Yeah, I don't know Pop it in there What, there? What happened? There it is Cause you know Dave I'm waiting To pop in there Looking at you Dave

Makes you want to get on a Bud Light beach raft Damn boy I just want to pour a glass of duck milk And just float on the docks Drip it on your chest Not in the water just on the docks. Dripping on your chest. Not in the water, just on the docks. Have the dog lick it right off. Just play Nintendo 64.

Alright, well let's play something off this James Scala. That was called... Give it away, give it away, give it away now, Piles. Here we go. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. The The The I'm sorry. The I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. The I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. I'm sorry. The I'm sorry. so oh The the I'm sorry. James fellow Mike's ordering a pizza Might not be pizza Oh what

It's that surprise restaurant Well it could be something else that delivered So he's like could be Chinese I'm not even sure That'd be funny if it was a restaurant like that You never knew what you were going to get when you called You don't know what they have No until you call It changes every time

Do they have like three things Three different things They like run the gamut of fast food That's a good idea That would be so hard to pull off But that's what the hype would come Because you don't know what they're gonna have tonight we got chicken cacciatore nokis and um french fries french fries that's it and tomorrow we have burritos

another pancakes pancakes they don't go together at all either totally opposite where's Mike I don't know man we can't do this without Mike I'm here for you boys you guys tried to do this without me a little bit wasn't working a fool's errand I was out ordering us a delicious

I'm going to say third grade pizza pie none of the local places would deliver ordering us a delicious, I'm going to say third grade pizza pie. Hey! None of the local places would deliver. I hear somebody got lip with you, Joe. They did. Grottoes was not having it. They were not having it. So we ordered from Papa John's, and I convinced the guys a topping. You know those peppers they put on the side?

Yeah, the little peppers on the side. To throw a bunch of those on top as the topping. And at first he said no, because it would have to cut them up. He said, I told him don't worry about it. You should have, the little peppers on the side. To throw a bunch of those on top as the topping. And at first he said no because it would have to cut them up. He said, I told him don't worry about it. You should have told him

to fill up the crust with the garlic sauce. I told him because he was like, they have like stems and I was like, and I just told him, I was like, listen, trust me,

just put them on. And he said, all right. I hope he can't even see the cheese. It's just like a mountain of them. Oh, I really hope there's more than one layer.

Yeah. Because if there's not, I'm going to send it back. I'm going to call up and be like, hey. I asked for peppers on this. I said throw them on here. I hope there's just two actually. Just two of them. And they're not even on it.

They're outside the box in a bag. In like each individual dime bags. They got them further away from the pizza. This is the best we could do. All right. Whose turn is it? Yours yours it's your turn yeah oh tight that's why me and dave couldn't do it without you that's why we couldn't keep it going yeah without being like what do you want to play next but we had no idea what your pick was talking about minecraft yeah was he talking about minecraft i asked him if he's still playing he said no That's not true No I'm done for right now

Give him a break Thus falls a legend A tape by True Neutral Crew On Death Bomb Arc Called Pound Pop Punk or I guess hashtag Pop Punk Depending on how old you are Number sign Pop Punk

What do you call that? Now currently it's hashtag. You call it hashtag? Yeah, but before... You call it a hash brown? You call it a regional thing. A regional thing. Like in Newark, Delaware, they call it a hashtag,

but just in Dave's house, they call it a hash brown. I've heard hush puppy as well. Not hash, hush. You've heard hush puppies? A hush puppy. Chester So when something's like trending on Facebook They're like get on FaceTag And search hush puppy Benghazi

It's slang It's original slang You didn't know that? I kind of have to know where have you heard it On the radio On like a local radio station like which one huh which one in suburban pennsylvania i didn't say where which radio station wqrz oh well yeah okay wqrz suck my kiss true neutral crew

hashtag pop punk a tape that I believe came out maybe last month maybe late 2014 something like that

came out on death by mark number 133 that label's been around for a long time. Yeah. I used to order stuff from them for the Electric Human Project Distro. I remember.

Where were they from again? I want to say LA. LA. I'm not totally sure. They also put out another tape, these guys. It was, the recording is a little bit older.

I believe it's called Hashtag Monsanto. Oh, topical. The recording is a little bit older. I believe it's called Hashtag Monsanto. Oh, topical. The recording is a little bit older. Controversial. 2013, but I think the tape just came out. Some edgy material. It's got some people from Clipping, Foot Village. Flip Village?

Flip Village. Well, some people call them Foot Village. Some people call them Flip Village. Foot Village. Just a them Flip Village Foot Village Just a village full of feet Mmhmm Huh Probably Minecraft

Do they have shoes? Uh Yeah Well loafers They have loafers And they have a steel-toed boot That's it? That's it

Like one A steel-toed boot on the left foot A loafer on the right foot Oh I thought I thought you meant There's like two different Pete's Place texted me Wasn't it? Um I thought you meant there's like two different places text me but it wasn't it um i thought you meant there's like two different races of feet like there's a

steel-toed boots and there's a loafers oh yeah yeah that's the name of the gang yeah let's do it we're the steel-toed boots hey loafers um but yeah i want to play you know we'll play this here for a bit i want to play the first track and the third track uh what is it modern art and new shit skipping right over the second one well we'll listen to the second one it's not it's not like I don't like the second track, but time constraints because you know, we only have so much time for the tapes because we have a lot of stuff we have to say, a lot of information we got to get out there. Oh yeah. I got a whole

rant about vaccines later, so we only have so much time for the tapes. I was getting too edgy. Okay, well let's get into this true neutral crew. Vaccines. Thanks, O'Bannon. Thanks a lot. You're here with the new, uh... The new, uh...

Obama Care. Suck my kiss. You know what I'm going to start? I'm going to start the Adorable Care Act. That's going to be just healthcare for stuffed animals. Sign up today. You have until February 15th to sign up for the adorable care act um all right okay obonacalf

oh bunny calf because it's a bunny and a calf stuffed are the are the mascots it's obonacalf like a cute it's a bunny it's a baby yeah baby cow and a bunny and they're cute and all but one's a steel toad boot and one's a leper oh not a leper a loafer oh controversial i like a good controversial story i can't snap but they're all you can't snap those big fingers wait he can't snap but if he did the drywall was just crumbling you got a tight snap just on just on my left hand this is mine this is mine it's like a Just on my left hand. This is mine. This is mine. It's like a thud. My right hand's not that good.

Yeah, it sounds like one of those sticky hands you throw on the wall and they slow go. I like sticky hands. They go down really slow. You only use it for a little while, though, because once it hits the floor by accident, it's covered in little hairs and stuff. Yeah, it's got a penny on the inside. What part of that process does it sound like my snap? When it hits the wall, when it starts to slide off, or when it hits the floor? The whole thing.

The whole thing. The whole thing. It sounds like my snap when it hits the wall, when it slides, starts to slide off or where it hits the floor. The whole thing. The whole thing. The whole thing. It sounds like. Yeah. All right. True neutral crew. That's a hard one to say. True neutral crew.

Especially when you keep talking over me. Hashtag pop punk. Death bomb mark number 133. Hush puppy pop punk. Here's something from the new group Hush Puppy Pop Punk Some of these beggars ain't got heart I've been chosen, this tart is spartan See a lot of fakers, like white rosters And macaroni niggas, imposters Geez, no please, in a foster and ex-homestead Might as well get rocked up faster Smokin' with a pastor, gettin' pasted Ask her what the fuck you pastor Cotton dip, and God is dead, I'm the master Make no shit, fuck a pastor

Get money from the government I'm way too hot, wear oven mitts A girl like me got my condom, me Give her my white condom in me She yellow like mustard I'm yellow like custard It don't have to make sense It'll all fall apart Modern art It's contemporary

See it in a magazine See it on the movie screen It's modern art It's contemporary See it in a magazine See it in a gallery It's modern art, it's contemporary See it in a magazine, see it in a gallery It's modern art, it's contemporary Some is true, some's a lie You just got to use your mind

Modern art, it's contemporary When you see it, see it for what it is I ain't got to justify my poly Splatter the matter to look growlic Vomit it like I'm an alcoholic Then throw a bottle of vomit onto your wall Frame it, talk about it, y'all critics Y'all ain't fucking with my willy

Post-men, I'm gonna send you dealings Sandglass shoes and stats when I kill it Deal with it, break it all down to the elements Development of style on a pile of irrelevance Telling isn't it a cheap town Everybody in for next week Shooting on your chemistry Before your baby breaths either clean it up

Or you can wallow through Either way, don't nobody follow you We the main guard, got needles guarded And things are the same Hard people deny you the name, but you need it Your copy table book is incomplete You need it And everything you know's deleted

Now repeat after me, please The way he strokes implies a real genius Publish that in your magazines And make sure the pictures fraction your train seat Cause it's modern art, it's contemporary see it in a magazine, see it on the movie screen it's modern art, it's contemporary see it in a magazine, see it in a gallery

it's modern art, it's contemporary some is true, some's a lie You just have to use your mind Modern art is contemporary When you see it, see it for what it is Everything we do, we do, no we do Well my name's Ryan Miller, I'm a hell of a guy But I'll pay nasty, big-basket mama that you might not like

Pertuous, maximies for life Post-it clothing for the likes If that's not art, you didn't try To shed some light on modern strife Flashlight in your eyes Never had to feel bad about the things you have to say Born in a wishing well We climbed out and now we've got some secrets to tell

Modern art is contemporary. See it in a magazine. See it on the movie screen. Modern art is contemporary. See it in a magazine. See it in a gallery. It's modern art. The crowd could boo his When we drop that new shit

They don't like the song They never heard But fucking deal with it The crowd could boo his Like we just took a shit If you think it's stinky just wait and smell the future bitch The crowd goes boo-hiss when we drop that new shit They don't like the song they never heard the fucking deal with it

Crowd just blew his like we just took a shit If you think it's stinky, just wait and smell the future, bitch People scared of that new shit, took a look around, better cool it No new whip, no coup, it's just music Pause, play, societal decay Intellectual trash, skeptical brain, deceptible play Come again, they have a good day Make a friend, maybe she'll stay

Probably not, don't find a ho-ho Eat her taco, call her Paco Give her rupees, get her cooties Then you do your boobies as a citizen And have some kids and tell them kids are possums Don't you riddle it Riddle it, like are you listening? Pay attention, learn to follow suit

So you can win again And go to college, learn to make some money So you'll fit again And send your kids to school. So someone else can do some fantasy. Fantasy. Fantasy. Fatality, my nigga, just got fantasy.

Fantasy. Fantasy. Fatality, my nigga, just got fantasy. I'm out. I snatched up that show Then I snatched Yervon's bra But only after taking her to dinner And then gazing in conversation She wait and she stay And I'm very articulate

Hold on tight Now let it go Heroided out, brainiac Maximum to ultra void Invincible, invisible An infinite weapon Never taking lessons And a whole world tripping

Fuck the audience, I hate you You would know good music if it ate you And shit you out, then berate you Outro Music Now your feelings going boo-hiss If you don't want mommy now to understand But figure this, you don't need a freedom So dance, give your faith in it Proud cause boo-hiss They don't like a song they never Don't like, don't like, don't like Proud cause boo-hiss If you think it's stinky just Turn the light, turn the light True neutral crew

True neutral crew Hush puppy pop punk Death by mark number 133 Two crosses pop punk There it is Alright Joby What do you got there? What's in your hands? What's in your pawsoby What do you got there? What's in your hands?

What's in your paws? What do you got? How do you say that? Ultra lid? Ultra lid, too Is that what you would say, Dave? Ooh, I almost threw up at the end of that Ultra lid

That's really weird Because I just burped On Dread Machine Oh my god It's like a Jinx burp Geneva 13-10-2010

See, but what they do over there, though, they put the day first. Yeah, how am I supposed to know what this is? It's like 13-10-2010. Like, I'm looking at this and I'm thinking... It's only 12 months, dingbat. What is that? 13, uh... So it's the 13th year at 10 o'clock.

This doesn't make any sense. Get with it. Get with it. Just do what we're doing. Drill machine. We played a drill machine tape last time. I can't remember what it was, though. Nice packaging.

Yeah, man. All these, like, silk-screened die-cut Brad packs from Stumptown. Are fucking... Multiple colors. They're pretty. They do a good job. They do a fine job. But this is all live stuff from Ultralid?

Yeah, from 2010. Five years ago. They did a record on Load a long time ago. I was just going to say that. I was just looking for that right now. I think in 2000... I want to say 2002, but that might be... I thought I had it written down here, but I guess I don't know.

Maybe 2005. Get a good look at that. Yeah. Optical illusion on the back there? Oh, it's crazy. What's the optical illusion on the back there? The way that the eye... Turns into like a UFO, like one of those...

Let me see. Hold it up. Magic eyes. The bottom circles there, tripping my eyes out. Where am I looking for a UFO? No, I was kidding. Got ya! Ha ha!

Wait, is there... I pranked you. It was a prank. Is it a prank is it a prank good prank joe oh come on i want to see if it's there though i'm still not sure if it's a prank or not you're burnt uh-huh burn oh no i say it that's cool whoa joe did you see that what about the cat and the owl in the background that's cool dave you don't see the cat sorry maybe next time maybe in another drip machine tape all Alright well let's get into this live Ultra-Lid tape

Do you know anything about edition size or anything Joe Big? I don't What good are you? I never made notes Record it live At Cave 12, Geneva, Switzerland Alright Well let's play this then If that's alright with you You ready? I'm alright All right. Well, let's play this then.

If that's all right with you. You ready? I'm all right. It's fine with me. I'm cool with it. I'm cool with it. Ultralib Geneva 1310 2010 on DRID Machine. Here we go. Thank you. so so Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ultralid.

Ultralid. Man, during that tape joe b's chair just broke that was scary the back i had no clue what that what was happening when i heard that he wasn't even sitting in it he left about an hour ago and his chair just exploded no i've been telling him stop leaning back in that chair because it's been cracking a little bit more and a little bit more every time. And it just, the back went, boom! And just, he fell right out of it. Busted right off. He seems okay.

He's going to the bathroom. He says to pee. He might pee some blood. Gonna be wacky in there. Suck my kiss. What are we supposed to do with the pizza calls? And he's in there and his phone's here. Do we answer it?

What do we do with the actual pizza calls? I think we should go to the hospital if the actual pizza calls. What part of the pizza do you think will talk to us? Like, what part? How is it holding think will talk to us like what part how is it holding the is it like pizza the hut or is it like one slice is folding in holding the phone no the tip the tip of the the point the pizza slice wait let me i have another question with start over is the pizza in a box oh yeah okay because i was picturing the pizza out of the box so it's a pizza is the box moving up yeah. Okay. Cause I was picturing the pizza out of the box. So it's a pizza. Is the box moving up the talk?

Yes. Okay. So I was picturing the actual pizza talking and like the toppings formed face. Well, facial, facial features. Yeah. That's what I was originally thinking,

but I changed your mind. Yeah. I changed my mind because I don't know how that would talk. I don't know what part of the pizza would talk. Joby, how everything all right? Checks out. Hey Joby, would talk i don't know what part of the pizza would talk joe b how everything all right checks out hey joe b if a pizza could talk and call you on the telephone how would it what would be the mouth it would bend in half the whole pizza yeah wow third thing i guess we'll never know i said like one slice would fold up and like the toppings would form

like a mouth and eyes and stuff. And they would talk. And Dave said the box would talk. Dave, in your scenario, the box is talking. The pizza is the tongue. The coupon's on the top. It's like eyebrows. You're saying the pizza is the tongue? The actual pizza is the tongue of the thing.

Like the whole pizza or one slice? Just one slice. Just one slice. Okay. So how would it hold the phone? It would just be on the floor. Oh, yeah. It'd be in the hand of the dead delivery driver.

You sure I didn't leave my hat here last time? You didn't leave your hat here. What do you think I'm doing with your hat? I like that hat. That's not... It's gone. Is that right there? No, no. I just? I like that hat. That's not... It's gone. Is that right there? No, no.

I just took that off, Dave. That's my current hat. Whose turn is it? I have no clue what's going on. I think it's Joe's turn. Oh, it's my turn. Yeah. Who just played this?

Oh, no. I did. It's Dave's turn. Oh, okay. I'll go then. Dave's corner. I will play... Uh... Uh... Uh... Juju. I'll go then Dave's corner I will play uh uh

uh juju juju yeah how do you spell that j-e-w-j-e-w you look concerned it's time for reversal

you look really concerned this show is getting too edgy j-u-j-u now we're getting into the race j-u-j-u nice yeah we're getting into the race. J-U-J-U. Nice.

Yes. Who's Juju? I don't really know. I don't know anything about the project. Where's that? It's a French label. It's all... All the letters are all in French.

All them French letters. I don't know. Cigarettes. Baguette. But we got a promo copy yeah i hate that which is kind of weird i hate when people send us tapes and they like it's a promo copy what do you think we're reselling it what do you think i'm going on the black market and getting like 20 for this come on just send us the tape i like it like you're making how many tapes you specifically like getting a promo copy of the home dub tape okay fair enough i like it too i like it too and i see all the cool magic eyes

the cover art for this is pretty fucking tight though yeah what is that mask what kind of mask is that hmm i hand it to joe as if he's like a mask aficionado african or some sort of island like the island of africa africa's not an island um what are you a dummy yeah this is uh like what is that that's like a an elizabethan color right yeah i think that's what we've played elizabethan color before oh i did we have what's that that's on the label with the bags and like uh but what is this mask it's it's too scary dave look at it show that to dave i bet he gets scared too scary yeah it's too scary right that was the name of the other label art oh yeah all right so you want to play something oh look at a pink shell now my hopes my hope is that

because we have a pink shell here with just labels on it one label says echo degradient which is the name of the tape and the other side says juju promo now they're the real unpromoted version of this better not be fucking pro dubbed or ibed. Or I'll lose my shit. Lose it. I'll get so angry. Too sensitive. Like you'll take a shit and you'll forget where it is? Okay. I'm telling you to relax. You know, there's...

Why don't you wear those Hawaiian shirts I got you? I've been trying to. I do need to relax. But like, I've been so on edge lately just because I... I've been missing Dave's touch. The scent. Just because I... I've been missing Dave's touch. His scent. And his foot smell.

I think we should just dress up like Babe Ruth. Go to the batting cages. Just make out in the dugouts. Drink some Mr. Pibb and Zima. What's your favorite of those? Like the Mr. Pibb, Dr. Pepper. Mr. Pibb. Mr. Pibb is your favorite?

I like Mr. Pibb more than Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper is too harsh for me. I like Dr. Thunder. That's one of them, right? Is that really one of them? Yeah. Dave, what's your favorite? Professor Rock. Professor Rock is pretty good.

Yeah, it's a licorice cola. pretty good is that a soda yeah it's a it's a licorice cola licorice soda yeah it's really good alright alright Juju

Echo Degradient promo cassette don't do it with an accent on Haile tapes how do you think you say that Haile whatever it is

H-Y-L-E with a little line over the top of it tapes number one look at that this is promo out of 50 I know we all know about the promo I like it Whatever it is, H-Y-L-E with a little line over the top of it tapes. Number one. Look at that. This is promo out of 50.

I know. We all know about the promo. I like it. I don't even want to play this one. But I will. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Juju. Juju. Juju. That was good yes dave you're really good at picking tapes thanks mike you're good too do listeners know that my chair just broke when i was leaning back oh we explained

all that oh good all right good good good why don't you give us your take yeah what is your take because like it just broke yeah i think you were sentenced when it happened do you remember what you were talking about no it's all blur happened so fast do you remember what year it is 2010 you remember who's president um obama obama okay all right everything's fine close enough that's you didn't get it right but that's what i expect i was a clinton man all right whose turn is it who played that tape Dave did I did Mike so who goes now

you go now shake that one up hold on shake it up shake it up suck my kiss MBD power monster

split C15 C15 C15 short one urgent telepathy number 10 that's really that's really pushing it Power Monster, split C15. C15? C15. Short one. Urgent telepathy number 10. That's really pushing it. Yeah, C15.

That's why I was playing this tape the other day, and I sent Dave... Do you know what Facebook is? Yeah, I'm on Facebook. Do you know what a message is? I ordered it once. I sent Dave a Facebook message, and I said, what's the shortest a tape should be?

And he said 20, but that's pushing it Yeah 20 is like For me That's it 20 is my cut off 20 is good 10 minutes aside I like a C20

I like a C20 I like a C My ideal form What's your ideal length You know it's Valentine's Day Let's I kind of like Dave shut off the lights

It's Valentine's Day And I just want to Dave. Shut off the lights. It's Valentine's Day. And I just want to have a little talk with you fellas. I just want to know what's your ideal length, Joe? Size doesn't matter. C20. C20 or C30? What about you, Dave? I look at you with your spaghetti legs.

Spaghetti legs? I don't care how big you are, baby. You look super who you are. C30 is my length. That's my length. I'm a C30 man. I said I'm a C20 man. I'm a C30 man. I said, I said, I said, I'm a C20. I'm a C30 man.

But yeah, MBD Power Monster Splits E15. What zone is this? Label out of Cincinnati run by Andrew Byrne, who is... The Turkey Zone. The Turkey Zone. You're now into the Turkey Zone. Gobble, gobble. Who does the project

MBD I'm gonna play the uh Something off the The power monster side Uh You like that name I said The turkey zone

I said the name Turkey zone or power monster I said the name I said that name to Dave earlier I said power monster And he laughed And he said one word or two

And then I said two And And he laughed And he said one word or two And then I said two And then he laughed even more Labeled by Alexandra Farmakaitis From Providence, Rhode Island Who's also And I think you're gonna like this one Dave Shut off the lights again

And I think you're gonna like this No it's not one of those It'd be more Benny Hill than anything else Yeah You want it like this? No, it's not one of those. It'd be more Benny Hill than anything else. Yeah. The name of another project that she's involved with is Mustard Tugboat. You really like that one, huh? Mustard Tugboat. Mustard Tugboat. But let's play some.

I'll put it in. I'll fast forward a little bit. And we'll press play. What is wrong with Dave? He's losing it. This is just cool. An edition of 35 copies. Some harsh shit.

You want to hear some harsh shit? You want to hear some harsh shit? You like harsh... Dave, you like harsh noise? That's what... Is it Brooklyn? That's a new character I came up with right now. He's like 4'8". He's always just saying, you like Hoshinoish? That's what Is it Brooklyn? That's a new character I came up with right now He's like

He's like 4 foot 8 And he's always just saying You like Hoshinoish? He's always He's hanging out like You know anywhere The Target Starbucks

And he's like Can I get a Shoei Mocaccino Shoei Mocaccino And they're making it You like Hoshinoish? You like Hoshinoish? Hold on

I got some 3 inch CD-Rology in my bag he's always got a bag on and they're like oh thanks grimly i think his name is grimly grimly no problem let me know what you think about my hosh noish all right let's play something from pat i like that character it's pretty good you like workshop it well that's what i'm doing right now all right power potential power monster he sells him in the parking lot at the mall he doesn't sell him he gives him away he's just based in and like families are coming by hey how's it going you like hosh noise and like excuse me

you let them you like hosh noise yeah i got three and she all my hosh noise we gotta think what this project's called. Maybe it hasn't come up. I'm still waiting for a really good name. I've been figuring it out. I'm still waiting for a really good name. I was going to use Power Monster, but somebody else used Power Monster.

They do horse noise. And he hands them out to everyone. He doesn't discriminate. No, no, no. No, everyone. Your grandmother walks by. Yeah. Hey, old lady, you like horse noise? He's at the hair salon,

and they can't hear him because they have the big things with their hair. And he's like real loud. Do you like Hosh Noish? But he can't scream because he had like this tonsil disease when he was a baby. So he... So now he just squeaks really high? Yeah. You like Hosh? When he gets loud he like

trails off. He's like, do you like Hosh Noish? What? Do you like Hosh Noish? Alright. Alright. Mustard tugboat's own power monster from the split with MBD. Urgent telepathy. Do you like Hoshna? Mile 14 Mile 143 Mile 14 Mile 14 Mile 14 Exit 17, so That was a power monster. He was powering up there at the end.

You guys like horse noise? When I was a kid, I could only eat celery because all the other foods were too acidic. And, like, I started making horse noise when I was really young. Like, when I was 12 or 13 years old I would make harsh noise and I didn't I you know

I didn't even record it I just made a harsh noise and I thought let me put it on 3NCDR alright I'll put it in my bag and I'll you know

I'll put it in my bag and I'll bring it to Bennegan's and see if anybody there wants to listen to some harsh noise is there still Bennegan's around? I was at Sizzler I used to go to Sizzler and I'll bring it to Bennegan's and see if anybody there wants to listen to some Horsenoise. Is there still Bennegan's around? I was at Sizzler. I used to go to Sizzler and I'd stand at the end of the buffet

and there's people leaving. Play the tape. I'd just ask them if they liked Horsenoise. If they liked Horsenoise. You know, if they liked Horsenoise, I would say, check out one of my three NCDRs. But if they said,

no, I don't like Horsenoise, no thank you. I would say, that's okay. No big deal. Plenty of three NCDRs to to go around If you don't want one That's no big deal And then somebody else Would come through

The best was on Sundays At the church A lot of people went to Sizzler At the church And they would come through the line And you know I would just stand at the end Of the line with my book bag

And I would just say Do you like hush-nush oh I'll just give them the trade you're listening to Tabs Out hey if anyone can go to our website

and donate money to us we can keep doing this alright I like how you just handed me this and said can you play this tape we should just

we should just go into it right now without saying anything else sounds like blit Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon Pulse emitter Euphoria Now we need to talk about what that was Oh that's what that was yeah Pulse emitter Pulse emitter euphoria

On sacred phrases Who has the tape? Who has the case? I gave it to you Oh here it is. Paul Simiter, Euphoria tape on Sacred Phrases. It came out last year, I think, right? The end of last year?

Nice. I don't know. Like in December? Yeah. They just put out, Sacred Phrases just put out a batch. Oh, when you say last year, it feels so long ago, but. But yeah, this Paul Simiter, Sacredhrase is number 52, edition of 100. Still available, I believe.

I think it's sold out. Is it? I thought it was just on the site, and it said add to cart. I believe I went there. Maybe when you click add to cart, the little gremlin pops up and says, no. No. No.

That track was called Cold Sun number five. That was some of Cold Sun number five. How do you say that guy's last name Who does this project? Darryl Groach? Yeah Groach If it's Groach That's definitely the name of a person From like a 7

Or a late 60s early 70s Like Welcome Back Cotter type show There's one guy that they call Or they just call him Groach He's one guy that they call gross or they just call him gross no not mr. gross he's one

of the students joe gross yeah the groach the groach but you don't find out you don't find out to like

season eight that his name is daryl groach oh it's the episode when you finally meet his mother he has a really

bad home life and you finally meet his single mother who works hard all the time and she's like daryl and everyone's like

daryl daryl he's like shut up i'm the group i'm the group only kid high school with the tattoo he's got a skeleton little skeleton little skeleton dancing yeah um yeah that is sold out is it sold out yeah i thought it was well you're. I just went to the website. Does it say add to cart anywhere? No. Okay. Is there a PayPal button? No. What about a guest book?

On the other ones there are. Is there a guest book? Can I sign the guest book? If you go to the guest book, yeah. Okay. So if you want to copy that, go to the Sacred Frames' guest book, sign the guest book. And they'll email you an invoice. And they'll email you... A password to join the web ring.

Then you'll join the... I was just going join the web ring. Then you'll join the I was just going to say web ring. Then you'll join the web ring and keep clicking on the web ring until you get to a page where the

counter is below 100. If you collect 100 web rings you get an extra life. Yeah. Pulse of Mary. Ching ching ching ching. Euphoria.

Tight tight tight tight tight. But now we played it because usually what we do is we do that first then we play the tape normally yeah so now who's turn is it

Dave's turn it's like I like this one on this O-N-D-N-E-S-S yeah this one's nice what's this all about finery

it's real fine this came out in a batch I wrote about this batch on the tabs.com hell of a batch Dave let me get that download code. Kids, it's illegal to share download codes.

Your code is your code. You guys, will you guys real quick, will you guys... Keepyourcode.com. Will you guys right now do a scene of two youths? One has a download code and the other one's asking for the download code. And first do, Dave, I want you to be the one with the download code. Well, he just got this tape. He just got this tape. I want you to have the download code and the other one's asking for the download code and first do dave i want you to be the one with the download code well he just got this tape he just got this tape i want you to have the download code and i want joe to be at one of your peers at school and you're on the schoolyard it falls out of the tape the download code falls out pick it up and let me get that

yeah well you're at recess dave's at the table dave's all alone because he's you know he's at recess he doesn't have any friends you're by a tree. Joe walks up. You got the leather jacket on. What's that? And start there. And action. Hey, what you got? Tape. Tape? Let me see that thing. What does it come with? A download code? Yeah, you can have it if you want. Let me get that download code.

You can take it. Kids, what you're doing is illegal No Remember, your download code Is your download code To find out more, go to don'tsharethatcode.org I'm sorry Me too

End scene End scene, that was good We need to do a bunch of those That was exhilarating I've never felt this way before Well, you are Acting Yeah, you Acting Because you are acting yeah you acting because you are what do they call the kind of method actor i really got in the head of that character

now let me ask you you don't watch your own work right no no so you won't even listen to that yeah i still felt those feelings um dave your character could use a little bit of work what timid with looking for a friend. Finery also put out... Are you looking speech impediment? Which I think you pulled out of the mailbag, Dave. That comp. What's that comp called? Somehow commissioned number two?

Yes. A double like C-130. I don't know how they fit that much tape in there. It's bursting. It's going to burst out of the seams. Beauty. It comes with a comp. Or a comp. It is a comp. Comes with

a zine. In a nice ass bag. Look at that bag. I like that bag. That's nice. It is very nice. Mike Nagra, a friend of the show, he's on this comp. Look at him. Lots of people on this comp. Dave, read some names off this comp. Hand him that Where's the download code

I want to keep track of that Is it here There's a lot of people on here I told you it was a double C130 Uh D Hanson Keep going Mike Nigro

Tom Hall Golden Living Room You're bad at this Danny Clay look at this picture of these guys just sitting in a cactus what are they doing

knuckleheads come on get out of your turkeys alright what what I was gonna say what are you playing on this comp

but we're not playing this comp we're not playing this comp though what are we playing next time on this right on this

pass me the on this tape philo dough on philo dough philo dough dough I don't like philo dough Dave I like On-ness, right? On-ness. Pass me the on-ness tape. Fee-lo-do-on. Fee-lo-do? Fee-lo-do-do-no. I don't like fee-lo-do, Dave. I like...

This also looks kind of like a No Kings type tape, right? Kind of. With like the... These would be... These little images, these standalone images would be the... Come on, wrap it up. Come on, wrap it up. ...the plano type.

It's a pink cover. It's got green printing on it. There's a blue shell. The blue shell's got a label on one side. The label's pink and it's got some green on it. There's a blue shell. The blue shell's got a label on one side. The label's pink and it's got some green on it. There's a download code on the inside. Don't share your download code with anybody else on this Philo Do Do Do

Finery. Finery number 16. Here we go. so so Thank you. All right. so so so so so Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. so so I don't know. God. On this. Hi. I'm NFL legend Jim Kelly.

Remember, sharing your download codes is not a touchdown. Go to don'tsharethatcode.org for more information. I think he should turn around and he takes his sunglasses off, right? Hi. And he has another pair of sunglasses and he has no eyes no that's too scary too scary uh what do you got that's something big on this what was the name of that tape phyllo dough yeah phyllo dough no no it's a phyllo dough no no it's like uh bakery fails here we go here we go bakery fails.com it's a phyllo dough no no it's like uh bakery fails here we go here we go to bakery fails.com

it's like chefs dropping bread they look at the camera is it memes or videos it's it's it's actually it's pictures of people watching videos of memes all right all right bakery fails bakery fail memes just trying to get the whole i'm gonna get really where are they watching them who so you said bakery fails.com was a website that you go and you see people's video and break reacting to bakery fails and they're sitting are those stills or a video no you said memes you said memes that's right now i get it you're watching streaming video of them sitting in the bakery break room looking at bakery memes it's all all right it's a live stream it's a lie okay all. It's a constant live stream of

bakery fails. I got it now. I totally get it now. Arlie Dockery. Oh god, this title. It's all scripted though, it's bullshit. It's all bullshit. Hope you brought a book because this is a long ass title. Hold on.

Wishing light are on the rise that of the flying cannot the long time not put and the flight not to append the foreign body ugh jeez

gotta pull over for gotta pull over for gas in the middle of that drive alright this is sick tape it's a reissue Gotta pull over for gas in the middle of that drive. Alright, this is a sick tape. It's a reissue. It's the extended version, this is. I guess this tape came out before. And it's coming out again with more stuff.

How many more cuts? I don't know. I don't know what the extended stuff is. I wonder if it's two. Maybe it's two two Maybe it's two Maybe it's two something Two more minutes Two more songs Two more seconds

Came out on Mar Mar Mar Records Mar Mar Records Mar Mar Records Um Texas dude This Arlie Dockery Came out on Mar Mar Mar Records. Mar Mar Records. Ma Mar Records. Texas dude, this Arlie Dockery. I believe he's done stuff with Derek Rogers. I believe. I used to live in Texas.

This comes in one of those... You did live in Texas for a bit, right? Don't met... That's why we call him Tex. Is that why we call you Tex? Yeah, that's why you call me Tex. Oh, be damned. I thought it was because you took that Tex-Mex cooking class last year. Nope.

That's why we've been calling you Tex? I thought it was because you text a lot. Dave thought it was text. You thought this whole time it was text? Yeah. Text. You know what? I say Textus.

Textus. They really were. I used to live in Texas. Textus. Yeah. It comes in one of those tall all clear vinyl cases

I love this and the artwork on that is fucking sick man this tape is all they put out the artwork's really cool looks like some like watercolor stuff

with some doodles on top yeah man oh and then it's mirrored look at that yeah that's tight and then there's artwork on the on the flip side of it that you see through because it's clear.

And it just holds the one tape on the inside. They also put out a Shane Parrish tape. Yeah, look at that. In the same packaging. Marmara Records. Get a look at that, Dave. Nice clear shell here with a white. That's the second clear shell with white imprinting we've played tonight.

I like those. I like them. I don't know if. I like those. I like them. I don't know if I have to jam this I like them down Dave or Joe's throat before he... Oh, what? He likes it. Hey, Mikey. No, don't do it now. I don't want to overuse it.

I forgot about it. He likes it. Hey, Mikey. That's good. All right, do it one more time. He likes it. Hey, Mikey. That's good. All right, do it one more time. He likes it. Hey, Mikey. All right, that's enough.

Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff. I'm going to play something off. I'm not sure what side this is. That's the doorbell. Go get that. That's the pizza guy.

He didn't call. Joe, hurry up. Go run, run, run, run, run. Don't let him ring it again. I can't believe he rang the bell. I can't believe he rang the bell I can't believe he rang the bell Now the kids are awake What a breach of protocol

Don't tip that man Alright well let's get into Zarli Dockery the track of Curse and Ruin I can't tell which side this is Whatever side Drew went Here we go I can't believe what side this is whatever side drew went here we go i can't believe you're in the doorbell Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. our lead dockery

a little bit off of the uh wishing light are on the rise you want to talk about the pizza oh my god don't give me some of this pizza joe won't let me call papa john's right now so what do we order i ordered the pizza with what do you call the peppers that come on the side of these things what are those called called? Are they like banana peppers? Banana peppers. Bat peppers. Whatever they are. I asked for them to be the topping,

as I said earlier. Just throw them on there. But then what did they say? They were like, and we can't do that because then we'd have to cut them all up. I said, don't worry about it. Trust me. Just throw them on there.

This motherfucker, there's just jalapenos all over it. Well, then what he said, we can do jalapenos. And I said, I don't want that. Right. And I want to call them up. Give me the hiccups I don't want that. Right. And I want to call him up. Jalapenos give me the hiccups

in case you can't hear. Yeah, I want to call him up not to get like a refund, not to get another pizza. Just to ask why. Just ask why. Can't we just ask why? He's probably going to say

I just fucked up. Sorry. I just want to know if the manager said no. You can't do that. Who's trying to go outside the box? Here's what they got. Here are the toppings no man there's always there's always a secret menu i got cash if you

tell me you got cash it's always cheaper he says it like that too i got cash no you say it like this how much is it if i pay in cash it works every time i got my bricks out of a mining key one time it didn't work this time we got jalapenos it was gonna be four hundred dollars i said how much if i pay cash the guy said what do you mean i said how about two hundred dollars if i pay cash and he went with it yeah right well this buddy and they said yeah no paperwork that's yeah nope yeah no paperwork all cash what about the warranty you got no no warranty. I'm paying for the warranty. I don't have that car anymore anyway. Alright. Who wants to take this out?

I'll take it out. Take me home tonight. Suck my kiss. Wait a minute. Going now on this fine episode number 61. This fine Valentine's episode. A very special Valentine's. And I'm so glad I got to spend the day.

These jalapenos are hot, but you are hotter. See you squeezing that balloon. I just wanted to order a catfish dinner with you from a really shady restaurant. And just eat it in the back of your mom's makeup truck. Yeah, I didn't know your mom sold makeup. Joby, what do you got?

Let's play Nightshade and Gel Nails. I believe it's like a collaboration, right? I believe so. Spleen Coffin. Spleen Coffin, labeled from Baltimore. Baltimore, that's a good city too. Who spells there? What movie is that from? Like Rosemary's Baby? Yeah, Rosemary'sab. Right. I believe so. Spleen Coffin. Spleen Coffin, labeled from Baltimore. Baltimore, that's a good city too. Who spells there,

what movie is that from? Like Rosemary's Baby? Yeah, Rosemary's Baby. Okay. Baltimore. From Baltimore, it's a great city too.

That's the only thing I really remember. Let me take this piece of the phone. Baltimore is a great city. The only thing I remember from Good Food Day. Oh yeah.

Actually, they call it a submarine, what's submarine hoagie? A submarine sandwich. You can get a good hero, a grinder. Or hero, what's the region?

No, a grinder's hot. Grinder is grinder or hero what's the grinder's hot grinder is hot with the grinder in the oven um i remember watching rosemary's baby and the only thing i really remember from it is when the one guy says he's from baltimore and the other guy says baltimore good city too and i remember thinking that was so amazing and i'm glad yeah that's the only line i remember it must have been a really striking line. I say it any time someone says Baltimore. Or another city. No, specifically the line is, I'm from Baltimore.

Baltimore, good city too. That's the line. A snap. And there's a snap. It doesn't work with other cities. But you say it with other cities. I'm not saying it works. I'm saying you do it.

Atlanta, good city too. No, see? It doesn't work. Addition of 50 copies, this one is. Pittsburgh. All right. Yeah, that 50 copies, this one is. Pittsburgh. All right. Yeah, that works. I can see that.

I like how Spleen Coffin... There's some story behind, like... Yeah, Steel Man, huh? What did you say? Used to be Steel Man. Because it's, like, lowercase S-P-L, uppercase E-E-N, lowercase C-O-F-F, uppercase I-N. There's some story behind that.

I saw some stories somewhere about like that was the only, those are the cases they had for like a stamp or something like that. So they went with that. This is what we got. And that's what they used from then on. Or something like that. Did they go there on midnight on a Saturday when it was snowing? That's all they had.

Through the little window, the guy was like, this is what I got. I don't want to have an uppercase S. We really need it. What if I pay cash? That was like Dr. Dan Gottlieb asking that. This time,

boys and family, what if I pay cash? You were in a car accident that left you blind. He never talks about the accident. And ankle-less. Ankle-less? And you just have to wonder, as a lot of people do who've been in this situation and are living with this,

you just have to wonder, what if you paid cash? What would be... You have to... You were in a... You're not usually a cash man. No, I never have it on me because I'm spending it in places for shady dealings. Okay, in large amounts for shady dealings. Oh, okay. And large amounts for shady dealings.

But a lot cheaper than full price. I'll tell you this. I'll go to a place. I'll pay cash. I'll get a discount. I will never share a download code. That's illegal. All right.

Night Shades and Jel Nails. How long? Has this been going on for a couple of days now? Tiny Mixtapes doesn't have enough bandwidth to host this episode i don't think shortest episode ever has more information go to go to hush puppy what is don't load that code tweet hush puppy don't share that code what's a hush puppy a hush puppy no no like a hush puppy. Isn't it some sort of food? Or a stuffed animal.

I'm going to start the hashtag don't share that code right now. It's a savory food made from... Don't share that code. Cornmeal batter. That's deep fried. Remember kids, don't share that code. Or baked into a small ball.

You can't get a good hush puppy in Brooklyn though No definitely not You know who's got a good You know who's got a good hush puppy Thanks Ol' Banna Thanks Ol' Banna Denton, Texas What are you typing furiously

What are you doing over there I don't know Something on the internet Alright let's head this out. Nightshades, gel nails, collab tape called Nothing Glimmers on Spleen Coffin. Thanks to MP Lockwood for doing the intro. Thanks for Joe B for running downstairs to get the pizza. You got it.

Thanks to Papa John's for having a shitty pizza with a lot of jalapenos on it. I want to play this one. I can't remember what it is. Hold on. I like that. That's what it is. All right. Thanks for listening. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm not going to do that. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so

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