Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #62 | 3.15.15

Episode Date: March 15, 2015

The Three Year Anniversay Show! Witchbeam, Trust, Stellfox, Parashi, Porenut, Purity of Essence, New World Pictures, Talungung, Così e Così, Beast Nest, Contrepoison, Rag Lore, Steve Palmer, and Tropical Rock.

Tapes? Who has tapes anymore? Live from Wilmington, Delaware, it's the Tad's Out 3-year anniversary spectacle. Featuring Mike Kelly, Dave the Horseman Doyle, Joe B. the Noise Warrior And special guests Peter Franklin and John Pyle It's a full moon tonight And the tape queue is full

So buckle up and hold on It's a full moon tonight and the take you is full So buckle up and hold on Because life's gonna come out of everything Hey, this is Witchbeam from Telecoil Powers, and I hear it's the third anniversary of the Tabs Out podcast, which is cool, because when anniversary of the Tabs Out podcast. Which is cool, because when I think of Tabs Out, I like to sit back, relax, and smoke a fat-ass joint. Yeah.

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oh yeah that's a good one Episode number 62 I said three I got confused because It is the Three year anniversary show A big deal for us Three years 58 Three years

Gotta pack What's this? Happy birthday guys I didn't think this was gonna come back Alright I'm not gonna do it I'm not going to do it. That's it? I'll do it one more time. I like it.

Is this the instrumental version? I do like it. Oh, no, this is just the intro. It's just ramping up. This all gets wild, man. I go to the club all the time to answer this. I'm not going to do it. I'm going to be serious.

Okay, you're not going to do it at all? I do it. No. I got something serious to say. I the time to answer this. I'm not going to do it. I'm going to be serious. Okay, you're not going to do it at all? I do it. No. I got something serious to say. I want to say something serious. Wait, Dave. Okay, everyone, just shut up for one second. I just want you to listen to the words. Funny how time flies.

Another year has come ago. I don't know if I can handle this. And we still together. I can't take any more. It's too much.

It gets better. I like how you put the one hand over it. It's too much. Dave, I'm crying over here, buddy. Hold my hand. It gets better. Hold my hand. Oh, I like how you put the one hand over it. It's wet. Why is your hand so wet? You know, I like to keep them moist just in case. I feel like you should wear gloves at night. All right, fade this shit out.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Goddamn. Listen to the words. It's still going. It's still going. This is going to take us into our four-year anniversary show. Happy anniversary, boys. I'm glad we waited for it.

I'm glad we didn't fade it out. It was all worth it. Yeah, I like how we waited. I like the page waited for it. I'm glad we didn't fade it out. It was all worth it. Yeah, I like that we waited. I like the pageantry right now. Would everyone mind standing up? I'm not standing up. Everyone else stand up. Tabs out.

Cassette podcast. Episode number 62. Packed house tonight for the first time ever, right? Five people. All five people. John Powell. Ian Franklin. Yeah, yeah.

Hi, Ian. What was that? What? Wait, who was that? Hi, Ian Franklin. Yeah, yeah. Hi, Ian. What was that? What? Wait, who was that? Hi, Ian. Okay. All right.

You don't have to use it again. What? What is it? It says, hi, Ian. Oh. Oh, hi, Ian. Took me all day. I was trying to figure out if I know her. He didn't get a long run out of that pony.

It's Elaine. Hi, Ian. Okay. Oh Oh it's Elaine Oh how's everybody doing tonight For this very special episode Wonderful It's getting hot in here already though That's why my hands are so sticky

I think you're always sticky Oh we got a lot lined up for everybody tonight We're going to play some tapes That's pretty much about it I think 58 Oh you know line up for everybody tonight. We're going to play some tapes. That's pretty much about it, I think. 58. Oh, you know, speaking of 58,

today's a special day because I'm driving. Dave, I went. Happy birthday to Susie. Birmingham from Muncie, Indiana. She's turning 23 today. Happy birthday, Susie.

All right. Driving home, Dave, I went to the... Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. I got a feeling we've talked about doing a show where we don't play any tapes. I have a feeling this is going to be the one. Yes.

This is the one. Finally. I was coming back. I saw Dave's little modular recording set up at the DCCA. Came back from that. I'm in the car. Got on NPR. And I hear

it's on, but it's low. And I hear Wilmington, Delaware. It's like, oh, what's Wilmington, Delaware? I live there. I'll turn it up. So I reach out with my hand and turn on the volume. And then I hear something about, they get together every couple of weeks and listen and talk to tapes or whatever. And I look at Liz, my wife. Who else talks to tapes around here?

My wife. And I looked over at her and I said, who the fuck from Wilmington, Delaware gets together and listens to tapes? This is going to be incredible. But it turns out they were talking about us It was you It was me talking I caught the tail end It was on Marketplace Weekend

On PRI Distributed by PRI I believe On NPR By the way When you said we were on NPR. WHYY, our local station. By the way, the least... When you said we were on NPR, that's the last show I had expected us to be on. You were hoping for You Bet Your Garden.

Oh, yeah. You Bet Your Garden. And they were talking about that hater state that you rubbed in your ass. You're listening to Tabs Out Podcast. Tabs Out Podcast. But the dude burned me really hard at the end. Oh, it was good. I laughed really hard. I got a special message for that guy. Fuck you

No prepare to be Prepare to be on Marketplace A weekend forever Because you're never making it To the regular Marketplace You know back in my day Reporters Edward R. Murrow

Andy Rooney Journalists Barbara Walters Real journalists Had class Had respect for what we call The free press in this country And you know what

They didn't pull these schmuck moves, these empty seat interviews. All right? So what up? What's this guy's name? I forget his name. I don't remember his name. But I'll be giving out his phone number at the end of the show.

Happy anniversary. All right, you get ready to start this episode? Who wants to go first? I'm so ready. Well, I'll go first. I'll tell you why. Of course. Because we start off, well, we have started in the past.

We've started off every year with a Robert Turman tape. We did the first episode the day when it was just me and you. Just the two of us. Many moons ago in that room back there. Wait, why do you still have that? We talked about it. It's back to him. I got rid of the Benny Hill one.

I don't have it anymore either. It's gone. It was just me and you. We were have that. We talked about it. It's back to him. I got rid of the Benny Hill one. I don't have it anymore either. It's gone. It was just me and you. We were back there. We played that Robert Turman neon death split. Yeah. Remember how many times we had to do that? We recorded that episode like seven times, and we were never happy with it.

John Powell, don't rattle that around too much. Yeah, John Powell. Quit rattling that around. Hold it. Not a child's plaything, John. On the anniversary show, we played the Robert Turman tape on

Fabrica, and then last year we played the Dilloway-Turman collab. And this year, you know, it's time to start off another year. I don't have any more Robert Turman tapes. What? I'm fresh out. So what are we gonna do? Well, I figure, here's what I figured. We'll switch it up. Witchbeam has done the intro.

He did a little intro tonight. A little blessing of the show. He did one last year. He was our first interview, too. The first show. He was on the very first show. When Tabs Out was a blog spot, a review site, the Telecat Prowlers tape was the first tape I reviewed.

So I think let's telecall powers and relate it. We'll start off every year with. From now on. For now on. That sounds good. Dig it. How many more years do you think we got left? Well, I... On Earth? Well, I'm going to live the longest. Dave's going to live the longest.

But he's going to download me, so I'll be with him all the time. Joby said I'm going to die first, because giants don't live that long. Oh, yeah, you'll die. They'll come out with giant disease medicine by then. It took a while to get that one in the mix. Where are all my tapes? Does anyone know where all my tapes are?

I don't know. Dave, do you have my tapes? I thought I gave them to you already. Here they are. All right, so let's start off year number three I got one right there I like how you have a list now that's good

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what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what quick sales tape. There was an old surfers tape, which is Brad Rose and I'm blanking on his name. The dude who does that.

Josh Mason? Joshua Mason or Josh Mason? I guess either one. Probably. Well, Dave, get a Baba Boo to get his birth certificate. We'll figure it out. The dude who does, he does that label from like Florida. Sunshine Limited? Sunshine Limited. Ian Franklin, good fact. We should have

Ian in another room behind the glass. Edition of 100. I believe it Ian in another room behind the glass. Edition of 100. I believe it's already sold out from the label. Killer fucking tape, man. Some solid wax here. It's a real good one. You like this one, Ian?

Yeah. You get this one? He likes it. I like it. I think this is going to be a good night. Let me know, Dave. Let me know. What's the minutes so far that we went here?

Just a few. 58? 420. 58. Whoa. All right. So let's start off here. Episode number 62.

Tabs Occaset Podcast. A very special anniversary show. Happy anniversary. Witch Beam. Shadow Podcast. A very special anniversary show. Witch Beam. Shadow Music. Volume 2. C30. Tranquility Case number 71. Here we go.

Cut off the B-side for you. You better think it over. You better think it over once more. I want to try it once. I want to try it once. That's what they all say. I have complete control over myself. so yes We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Are you angry now? Witch Beam.

Witch Beam. Shadow of Music. Booty Shaker. Sounds good. Volume 2. Tranquility Tapes. Congratulations to Franklin Teagle and Fam for the new edition. Oh, yeah.

Just had a son, I believe, right? Mazel Tov. Roman, I think the kid's name is? Roman? Or maybe he is a Roman. He could be. He came out with the gear, the Roman gear. What is that?

John Pyle, you'll know. A breastplate? And what do they hold? John Pyle, your eyes just lit up over there. I forgot. No, I got one. John Pyle? What was that?

John Pyle? What's that from? I don't know. YouTube John Pyle. What was that? John Pyle. What's that from? I don't know. YouTube John Pyle, and I found someone else named that. John Pyle. Hey, Dave, turn us off in the speakers. Oh, are we on the speakers? Oh, big time.

We are. We are. Big time. I like a little echo. Yeah. It does sound good. Sorry about that. All right. I got headphones on.

I could not tell. All right. Who wants a classic? We don't need to mention about Caroline teagle artwork oh yeah I do like the pink and yellow though yeah tight tight tight like a teeth kind of speaking to that John Pyle what do you got all right I have a double double kiss double cassette two tapes to you do have it yes a double cassette on Future Archaic.

Future Archaic. So not an archaic that's happening right now. No. Gotta wait for this one. Tomorrow's Archaic. Today. Ooh, is that their slogan? It should be.

It is now. Future Archaic. Tomorrow's Archaic. If they're listening in the land down under, they can... They can't just use that for free. No, they have to pay. Trademark. You know.

Called it. Hold on, Jake. Shake my hand so it's legal everybody see that? alright what is it? it's Trust Blessed Senses which is a label owner Liam Osborne

it's one of his projects he also I forget his other project right now lucid castration he does that as well you got it right now. Tick tock, tick tock. Lucid castration. He does that as well. You got it. I got it. Lucid castration?

Well, that's the kind of castration you would want. Well, I don't know. You don't want to be up for it. I guess. You can only experience it once. No, that's not true. They just did a penis transplant. A penis and castration are not the same thing. So if you get castrated, what happens, John Powell?

They chop your balls off. And then if you get a penis put onto you, what happens? You just have two dicks. Oh, okay. They're not cutting everything off. They're not cutting off the Twizzler. They're just cutting off the Mike and Ikes. I was thinking they would just cut everything off.

They don't just cut everything off they don't just cut everything what are you doing with your i guess you're peeing see this is why we're working that dude from fucking marketplace weekend shouldn't have fucked with me because we're giving out you know i didn't have to talk to him i had to set up babysitting i had to do all this stuff and then he come writing about cassette tapes was once a thing you hear that in his voice play that again comes... Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. You hear that in his voice? Play that again, Joe. Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing.

It's like he's like, hey, everybody, get in here. Writing about cassette... Play it again. Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. Play it again, but just listen. Hold on. Just listen to how he says writing about. Writing about cassette...

Writing about cassette... Writing about... Writing about... I Writing about cassette. Writing about. Writing about. I didn't even talk to him. Burn me like that. You know what? A chef's table wouldn't have burned me like that. Yeah.

They would have said it to me. Writing about cassette tapes? Tell me, writing about cassette tapes tell me writing about cassette tapes is still a thing stop yours dave what tapes do you have no do do that one more time writing about cassette tapes was once a thing all right john pile what are you gonna do play you're getting castrated tonight live no no no, no, no. No castration. No? Hold on, let's castrate him real quick.

Go do it. Alright, what do you got? Alright. Oh shit, this is a tight case. Oh, it's got two tapes inside. We talked about that. I love the artwork for it. Yeah, I love this.

I saw a picture of it online and I was in love immediately. Somebody snapchatted it to you? Someone did. I enjoy those boxes it to you? Someone did something. I enjoy those boxes. Yeah, those are my favorites. This is a good size box. You don't see these very often. No.

It's a vinyl box. It's a tall box, but not too tall. No, not too much. It's just right. It's Australian. Yeah, these are like, you can really hold them. It's made in Australia. They do good over there.

I think I have a tape on digitalis that Alphabet's tape is that same size. I think it's four, but it's like a stubby one like that. Oh, double inside. What font is that? I can't read any of these words. That's Kunstler's script. That sounds a whole lot like Schindler's List. Alright, we got Blessed and Senses.

What tape do you want to play? Let's just play A1. A1 Steak Sauce. Yup. Trust from Blessed Senses. See, that's a clip that you take from the show. 58? It's a clip that you take from the show. 58? It's a funny day.

Tape on future archaic. Here we go. I'm sorry. so I'm going to go ahead and stop the car. so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and stop the video. Thank you. Thank you. so trust good pick john pile thank you that was tight, I like that Yeah, I really like that a lot It's an awesome label That was tight You said Australian label, right? Yeah Australian, mate Kangaroos, mate

Oh my That's so embarrassing I don't think I would like to live in Australia Why? What's the stuff that they eat? Because you can't leave It's so hard to leave You're allowed to leave

Why can't you leave Australia? Because you have to fly You're going across the ocean Dave's going You can't just I'm just saying like in Delaware Bro, why would you want to leave? Why can't you leave Australia? Because you have to fly across the ocean. You're going to keep keeping you there. Dave's going to keep... You can't just... I'm just saying, like, in Delaware... Bro, I would want to leave. Dave thinks Australia is still a prison.

How big do you think it is? It's pretty big. I know, but it's an island. I thought it was a continent. It is a continent. But those are mutually exclusive terms. But it's a really big island. Yes, it's large.

It's very large. I hear they don't have caller ID yet, or they didn't have caller ID 15 years ago. Their toilets go the other way. Oh, don't get me started on the toilets. Their toilets, the water comes up. No, that's just a bidet. That's in Asia.

No, it's every day. In Tokyo, they have those. Uh-huh. Squirts up your butt butt and then it tells you if you have an iron deficiency or not. Let me know if you're going to swear. There's a little squid graphic

on the back of it. It says, low iron. This episode of TabZell is brought to you by squid graphic tees. Squid graphic, the hottest tees. Alright, Joby, what do you got? You got a tape? Play it again.

What? Listen to his voice. Do you know how cassette tapes was once a thing? I mean, maybe not. Fuck you. Okay. You know... All right, here's what I'm going to play.

You got me. I'm a delicate flower, and you treated me like a weed. Why don't you just step on me and throw me out? Alright, what do you got, B? Play it one more time. Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing? Maybe.

Maybe. I'm going to play Stealth Fox tape. Sean, Local dude. I know we just played a tape by him a couple weeks ago, but I like this tape. Yeah, it's good, man. I like that it comes with a little stick of incense.

I'm going to light it right now. Good idea. Is there instructions to light it? Why you listen to it? I don't have the lighter. I think Ian Franklin has the lighter. Let's light some candles in here. Really celebrate.

I've been thinking about installing the dimmer switch. You know, after a year. Oh, the computer fan? I can't light it. I'm glad we got this going. It's non-fire hazard. This small flame on the middle of the desk. Move that plastic bag.

It's like touching it. What do you want? Stealthbox. Is my computer on fire right now? I don't know his last name. Mahal flame on the middle of the desk. Move that plastic bag. It's like touching it. What do you want? Look. Stealthbox. Is my computer on fire right now? I don't know his last name. Sean ESL we call him. I think his last name is Stealthbox.

It is Stealthbox. Okay. Mystery solved. Call off the search. What's the name of the tape? I don't know how to say it. Wolls? Well, that's not a tough one, Joe.

Son of a bitch. That incense smells really nice. No, not that one, Dave. Sometimes I mess up, Joe. Dave, just relax. I love the shell. He's got this clear shell. And the sticker, is this like a vinyl sticker?

This seems like it's a professionally printed vinyl sticker. He was telling me about it. It says Stelfox and Wolls and side A and side B. What do you know about it, Ian? this seems like it's a like it's a professionally printed vinyl sticker that says Stealth Fox Stealth Fox and Wolves and Side A and Side B what do you know about it Ian? he got this one um

printed hi Ian hello hi Ian he got this one printed while he was over in Indonesia at this at like the only

dubbing and printing place for cassettes in the area oh yeah? and they don't have any of the actual shell labels or do any imprinting or whatever so they have these like label uh vinyl labels or something that they match up with the jay cart artwork it's like a thing okay yeah it's like three

different labels like they're all like it says stealth ox across the top and one long skinny label then there's a long skinny label on the bottom and then a little a and a little b what's so funny about long skinny label what could possibly grow up i know what you guys are thinking about all right i know what you're thinking about i want you to get your mind out of the gutter all right joe b you want to play some of the stealth Fox tape? Yes. Is he still in town? Oh yeah, he writes on Thursday. Yeah. Stell Fox. Wolls cassette. Self-released. Orange guy. Makes me want to stop.

Here we go. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Damn, that was really good. Stealth Fox. Turn your cell phone off, man. Stealth Fox. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. That tape's good, man. Yeah, man.

I haven't listened to that one in a while. No bullshit. That might be on my list for favorite tapes of the year. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You're just started. Well, no. We're almost in the first quarter. Are we in the quarter? I didn't Yeah. You're just started. Well, no. The first... We're almost in the first quarter. Are we in the quarter?

I didn't get my 401k back yet. Tax season's coming up. Yeah. Get those taxes done. I was thinking about that today, actually. What? Taxes? Yeah, get them done. Taxes are crazy. There's so many numbers. Unconstitutional. You know there are more words in our tax code

than in the Pledge of Allegiance and the Bible combined. Now what does that tell you? If you ask me, I think we should... I blame O'Banna. I blame O'Banna. If you ask me, I think we should surround the IRS building with hungry pit bulls that have been tortured for a long time. And then just let them all in. And if you elect me, that'll be what I do on day one.

Get rid of O'Bannon, put a real man in charge. A man who's not afraid to use these nation's angry pitbulls. Ian Franklin, what do you got? Let me see, let me see. Hi, Ian.

Hey. Do you have the Nicole Millers? I'm going to do this Parashi. I wish you were playing the Nicole Miller tape. What is it? Parashi tape. Is that how you say it? I say Parashi.

That's how I say it, but I didn't correct it. Oh, yeah? Is that not the right way? I forget what the correction was. It's not Parashi. It's... What's that game that they play on Star Trek?

Huh? Parisi Squares? Oh, the Vulcan chest? The three-level chest thing? That's not this, though. He's not Parisi. There's an H in there. How else are you going to say it, though? Parishi?

How do we say Parashi? Ahmal, Ahwell? Or that. How else are you going to say it, though? Parishy? Parishy? How do we say Parashy? Achmal? Achwell? Or that. That works. What's the name of the tape? We can argue about that, too.

What tapes do you have? I'm really going to mess this one up. Happy anniversary, everybody. Happy anniversary. All right, sorry. I'm going to say the name. I think it's Tovarich. Tovarich.

Tovarich. Tovarich. Tovarich. I went to grade school with a Tovarich Tovarich. People used to pick on her, man. It's a shame what they did to her. What do you think she's up to now? She killed herself She shot herself

As sad as it is She did in the bathroom Shot herself right in the head twice As sad as it is, she did it in the bathroom. Shot herself right in the head twice. Play that dude again. Listen to his voice. It's a thing? Do it again.

Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing? Alright. Fabrica, right? Or Fabrica? We don't know how to say that either. We don't know how to say anything. Number 35. That label's on hiatus right now. You can still order the tape, though. I picked this up. Him and Ron Bouton came

and played a Final Friday show at the Bike Projects in February. Yes. He was really sick. Mike Griffin, the guy who does this project. Yeah. Yes. He was really sick. Mike Griffin, the guy who does this project. Yeah, man. He was puking. I think he got me sick because I got sick too. Yeah, man. He was barfing.

He was roughing. Gotta use barf. And you're like, no, no, no. That's not descriptive enough. No, he was roughing. He played a killer set, though. Yeah, both their sets were killer. He does scale records, correct was Ralph. He played a killer set, though. Yeah, both their sets were killer. He does scale records, correct?

Yes. Yeah, this is a tight one. I like the artwork on it, though. It doesn't say who did it. Give it to Joe Behe. He has an art degree. Joe? Joe, tell us.

Is that good art or bad art? This is good art. Red shell. Son of a bitch he did it it's a tight looking cover though right it reminds me of like an old children's book illustration or something

yeah I see what you're saying the sun little face on it yeah it's beautiful wait does it say who it is inside no it doesn't I looked you don't trust me I just didn't hear you say that It's beautiful. Wait, does it say who it is inside? No, it doesn't. I looked. You don't trust me?

I just didn't hear you say that. No. I trust you. It doesn't say. Okay. Jeez. Pro dub tape, edition of 50 copies. Last I checked the Fabrica site, there was nine copies left. Well, get on it, people.

Less than ten. That's like what every member of the Brady Bunch could get one. Even Alice. No, wait. Yeah Bunch could get one. Even Alice. No, wait. Yeah, Alice could get one. The Simpsons? They could get them? She'd have to share it. What did you say? The Simpsons. You guys don't watch that?

The Simpsons? Yeah, with Barf. And his dad, Ralph. Play this tape. Tell him Large Marge sent you. The baby. Marty. Mango, the baby. She's always sucking on her thumb.

Ooh, I like this gold imprint on the red shell. Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff. It is all those things. All right. And the dad's always like, Oops! Don't sell me cows, man!

Eat my shirts! Alright, Parashi or Parashi? Tovarich or Tabarich? On Fabrica or Fabrica? 35, I know how to say that. Unless somebody's going to tell me, Mike, that's not how you say the number 5. Rich or Tabarik on Fabrica or Fabrica. 35. I know how to say that. Unless somebody's going to tell me, like, Mike, that's not how you say the number five. It's Fiv.

Are you kidding me? No one's ever told you that? And then I'll have Ralph everywhere. Here we go. The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm going to go ahead and get the car. so so The Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to work. Thank you. I'm going to go to go ahead and get out of here. I'm not afraid to fight. The Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Weed out of you. Parashute. I think that makes it more. You guys ever play Simpsons on Game Boy? Yeah, I used to use Game Weenie,

and I used to plug it into my Game Boy. Like that Jeopardy thing I posted on your thingy? A lot of people were really into Sega. Thank you, gang. Thank you, gang. What was your favorite thing from Nintendo? Punch-Outch. Punch-Outch.

What about you, John Powell? What was your favorite Nintendo? I like Mario's O's. Mario's O's? What about you, Ian? What's your favorite Nintendo? Or Battleto's O's. What about you, Ian? What's your favorite? Or Battletoast. Battletoast is good, too. There were a lot of good Nintendo CDs,

but I liked the ones where you used the rubbing pad. The rubbing pad? Rub the robot? Yeah, exactly. Now you're getting into it. Now you got the deal. For Truckin' Feels? Oh, that was good. You would use the rubbing pad for Truckin' Feels. Play that dude again.

Listen to him. I don't know. Try it again. What'd you do, Joe? You got the remix over there. When we listened to that tape, I put two delays on it. Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. Come on.

I don't know how that happened. I had to set up babysitting. I had a whole thing I had to go through. Do this fucking interview, and then you're going to treat me like that? Douche. Oh, good. Let me tell you something. If I ever get to talk to the higher-ups there...

What are you going to do? What are you going to do about it? I'm going to get a job there, slowly work my way up the company until I'm his boss. Then I'm going to fire him. You're fired. Oh, that's like that show House of Cards. It's going to be just like House of Cards.

Yeah. It's going to be like that part in House of Cards when Frank Underwear made his way all the way to the Peppermint. And he was the Peppermint of the United States. He was in the wine house, and he was at the Uber office, and he told the one guy, you're fired. Spoiler alert, by the way, if anyone hasn't seen season 9 alright tape what do you got what tapes do you have

tape what do you got you got me good Haley I'm gonna play this um how do you say this micro melancholy it's a micro melelon collie. It's a tiny melon.

It's a mixture of a melon and cauliflower. And they breed them real small. I thought it was melon and a collie dog. Yeah, the dog. Oh yeah, it's a mixture of a cantaloupe and one of those dogs. But really tiny. How tiny though? About the size of the paper clip in Windows that used to help you.

I like when you throw the balls at the dog in Mario's And the dogs go ouch Ouch The gumbos, ouch I think I need game winning from mine Because I throw balls at the dogs and they just flip over And I blow on it really hard You have to throw them hard so they say ouch

Alright Dave, what tape you got? Micro Melancholy What what tape you got? Micromelancholy. What tapes do you have? Order of Disappearance on Cosmic Winnetou. It's like when people start disappearing and someone's like, Frank's gone, Susan's gone, Ricky's gone, and they're like,

in that order? Not in that order. Give me the Order of Disappearance, goddammit! Give me this one. in that order not in that order give me the order of disappearance god damn it give me this one cosmic winnetou good label indeed really bad website it looks like an eight-year-old made the website have you ever seen it no there's like uh it looks bad just look at it. Who cares? Who cares? Let's play that guy again. What about cassette tapes was once a thing? The record tapes was... From the top?

No, I'm not going to do that. John Powell, you haven't said much tonight. What has been your favorite memory from these three years? Oh, my gosh. I don't know. Not even your favorite thing, just a memory. A memory. I always remember going down the hall to use the bathroom,

and there's rare moments of reflection time that I have here. All right, Ian. Who's done more shows, Ian or John Pyle? Ian, definitely. We should have them fight. What are the weapons? Ian, what's been your favorite memory? Your favorite Tabs Up memory.

And if it's about me, that's fine. That's cool. It's okay if it's about Mike. Actually, I think it's about Mike. Actually, you know, I think it's about a different Mike. Ooh, mystery. And raffles. When we got to

talk to Mike Powell from Warren Habit on the phone live. Oh yeah, and he told us about those awesome shells. In the studio. He had the John Powell or Joby, I don't know if you've heard this. Warren Habit, this label, put out tapes and they like opened up every shell and then did they spray paint on it on a on a sticker just spray paint inside the shell do you remember it was inside the show they say like the liner they spray paint the liner yeah yeah like they opened up the tape spray paint the liner

and then closed them again. Those were tight. On the back of the shelf, yeah. See, that's how you do it, John Pyle. Live from Canada. I remember paying one time. I don't know. You guys do all the fun stuff when Ian's here, make phone calls and stuff like that. I want to make phone calls.

I just want to make some phone calls, too. You want to make a phone call right now? Do we get any messages on the phone? No, hell no, man. What? Yeah, it really hurts my feelings. Because we talk about how we have this phone line, and we tell people to call, which is happy birthday, or do this or do that, and then no one calls.

Oh, man. Man. I'm sad. You know who we could call? Who could we call? We could call our- Ghostbusters? No, we could call our arch nemesis, the other cassette podcast.

Ooh. Should we do that? Son of cassette podcast. Should we do that? Son of a bitch. Should we call him? Should we arouse him? Let's go into a tape. Who's your favorite Ghostbuster? My favorite Ghostbuster? Probably Venkin.

The part when he fights Slimmer is really good. I like Igor. He's like, I've been slimmed. Ian almost dies a couple of times. It's too scary. Way too scary, Dave. Way too scary.

All that slime. Yeah. The Stay Puft Malamand Man. And he comes in his Sailor Moon costume. And he squirts raspberry all over everybody dude scary I wouldn't want to live there he's made of mayonnaise all right my turn let me figure out you know I have this tape jump out it's like really fake mayonnaise for me what do you think I? It looks like it says pornut.

Yeah, I bet it's not pronounced pornut. Pornut butter? No, I don't think it's pornut. You ever had pornut butter? You just spread that on a pig's leg? Pornut. P-O-R-E-N-U-T. But I bet it's not pronounced pornut.

No. It's some sort of god. Okay. Joe, that sounds like the... Are you a god? The butt gland that you have to get in a dog. You have to squeeze their pornite.

Sabaclum or something like that is the name of the tape. That's what comes out of the pornite. Sabaclum fluid. You gotta clear that up. It's on a label called Nomad Sky Diaries. The label and the project are both from Slovakia. I believe this is limited to 49 copies. It comes

in this intense box, right? There's this black box. What would come in this box? What's in the box? I have no idea. Stevan? You talking about the movie Stevan? With Megan Freeman? Yeah. Megan Freeman. Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Joe's getting in

on the act. Good one, Joe. Brad Pitt. Kevin Stacy's in it? This black box, this incredible black box with a white silk screen of their name. And Vlad Pitts is like, give me back my son! Now you open up the box, and you've got a tape in there and a rucka case

with the J card, black tape, black and white artwork. You also have an 11x17 poster folded up in here. You also have a book. Right? And this book is like a professionally bound It's like a little journal.

Very nice. That's hand ticking around the crest. You have this little black baggie. It's like bubble paper that's been sealed. What's in there? You want to open it right now and find out? I do. All right, let's open it right now.

Is there any scissors? I like to just get a clean cut rather than rip it. This is your room. Yeah, I know there's scissors. Look under the pizza. No scissors under the pizza. No scissors under the pizza. Now open the box and look under the pizza. I already started biting it.

These scissors look good. He's doing it. Is this when we die? Look under the pizza. Hold on. Let's see what's in the bag. Give me a drumroll. There's two rocks.

What? What color? Just rock color. Just rock color. But I think they're Slovakian rocks. What? What color? Just rock color. Just rock color. But I think they're Slovakian rocks. That's illegal. Yeah, these got smuggled in. You think those are from Marst?

The rock from Slovak. Good one, John Pyle. Did you say that in your microphone? That's good for like a Slovakian radio station. The rock from Slovak? Yeah. You're listening to 97 Pound. The rock from Slovakia? Yeah. You're listening to 97 Pound. The Rock from Slovakia

coming up for not. Zobakum tape. Bring much black metal to you. Here it is. For not. Facts are still requests. Poor not. Zobakum. Nomads All right, poor nut. This is a balk on Nomad's Guide Diaries. Here's something like that. Thank you. Thank you. I'm a monster You'll never see me The bloodied, dark and torn up

Was me as something ugly Sugar is hard to lose, but me Thank you. As we all saw the script, my back hurts in the hospital Just rest in the sweet bed And forget about the past, leave it here Thank you. poor nut the poor nut the slip nuts Poor Nut. The poor nut. The slip nuts. Poor nuts. It's a Balkum tape on Nomad Sky Diaries.

It came out right at the S&L last year in December 2014. 49 copies. I think there's a CD copy too. That comes in like nice packaging. Not as nice as this box though I would assume. Huh. Huh. I already told you.

I already told you. I told him not to do it, Joe, and he did it anyway. You want to call our enemy real quick? Do it. For those who don't know, the other... This is our three-year anniversary. This other son of a bitch. This is our three-year anniversary.

Now, we've been around the block. We're no spring chickens. All of a sudden, this fucking little tyke puts on his jumper and his little shoes with no laces on them with the bells. Like you wear. Like I wear. And decides he's going to start a cassette podcast. You want to know the first problem about it?

It's only one dude. Right? We got a packed house here. So if we were to play basketball or any kind of game, we'd beat him. We're a whole team. We're a whole team. We're a whole team. Could you imagine playing baseball and we pitch him the ball, he hits it, and then what? He can't.

Even if he gets on base, there's no one else to bat. Or if we played him in double-drittle. Oh, we'd kill him in double-drittle. Yeah. Norako Mori is the name of it. What's the name of the host, John Paulino? I want to figure out how to change the pinchers. Ted Butler.

Yeah. I can't figure out how to change the pinchers in that game. You know that son of a bitch, John Pyle. It makes me wonder who John Pyle pledges his allegiance for. Joe Big. We're just friends on Instagram. Alright, let's call this guy. Let's be some pranksters and let's call this guy real quick.

Let's get this joke from the phone. I got one for him. I think he's pooping. Hello, this is Ted Butler. Hey, Ted Butler, is your cassette deck running? Why, yes, it is, actually. Right now it's playing Inman Call Center's new tape, Corrupted Walls, out on Desire for Sport. Well, you better stop it before it gets away. Go get it! Go get it!

God, I don't know. We nailed him. We nailed him. What a loser. What a fucking loser. Did you hear him? Oh, yeah. Play the other guy.

He was like this. I thought cassette tapes was one thing. He was worse than that. I love zinging and zapping people. I never zinged and zapped a guy that bad. We have fun. He likes it. I like it.

Good Frank call. Thanks for making a phone call while I was here. That was my tabs out. Make a wish. No. Now you have one other memory besides pissing. What do you call it? Brad and drift? I can't remember. All right, John Paul. What do you call it? Bread and drip?

I can't remember. All right, John Paul, what do you got? Always zapped him. I bet he's sitting there like wet spaghetti. What? I bet he's not going to be able to do that shitty podcast anymore. I give up. All right, so I have

Purity of Essence, Light Du duress the reissue out on oh yeah unseen force one of my favorite labels this normally came out like in a tall case right yeah it was a I think was an oversized vinyl case yeah I got here I missed it very copies it looks tight yeah it was really great with like the prison prison tape yeah it's nice. Who put it out? Did you say it? Unseen Force.

But you know, I see a hint of a label band-aid. You know, it's not going to take away too much, but I don't know. I actually really don't like that, but I like it with that label. There's always some heavy texturing to the little bandaid. I don't mind it this time. Why do you like it? It's not that I like it.

It doesn't bother me. No? It doesn't bother me. This label uses Roman numerals for a bandaid. This is Unseen Force XXXX. I dig all the Unity with the lines and everything. Yeah, no, it's tight looking.

You know who sings about Unity? Cohesive Unit. I have a question for Joe B. Joe B., this whole time we've been talking about this tape, have you noticed there's nothing in the Neurotic case? Yeah, I don't know what we're talking about. Why didn't you say anything? I'm trying to understand

why you guys like it so much. We planned this gag when you went to the bathroom. Really? I'm looking at it and I'm like, alright, well maybe you're talking about the other thing. There you go. But you were holding the case. Double zing. You held the case and you were like, alright, yeah, this is good. There's no tape

in it. Whoa! Oh man, I thought maybe you would at least mention something, how there's nothing in there. Jesus Christ. That was good. Good one. You guys are so funny. Dave, I bet you were behind this. Alright, this is tight artwork, though. Really, now, looking at it.

Nah. Nah. This is a project by Derek Spots. You all right? Like I said earlier, which was true, it's a reissue of a summer tour cassette. Darryl Spots. Is that a little stamp in there?

I'm listening. This is labeled Unseen Forest. They do all of their release numbers are all Roman numerals. I think they should use Roman numerals for the length of the cassette. So a C30 should be like a CXXX. That's a good idea.

Thank you. Thanks. That's my idea. So if you use it, I'll shake on it so it's official. I'm shaking Joby's hand. It should be whatever the Roman numeral is for C, colon.

This should be a segment. Mike's ideas. Mike's ideas. I'm with you, Dave. This is an edit of something right there, Dave. What's the Roman numeral for C? Mike's ideas. What's the Roman numeral for 100? It's C. What's M? Not the Roman numeral for C.

That's what I meant. I was thinking backwards. Duh. All right. Who's playing this? Who's safe as this? Me. John Pyle. All right. You didn't even get a humor laugh out of that one, guys? Jesus. What did you say? Say it again. I wasn't listening. Say it again. One more time. Say it again.

Dave, just relax. Light duress C30. Unseen force. You guys, just relax. Light to rest, C30. Unseen for you. You guys, happy birthday. I just want to say I love you all. And I wouldn't trade you for all the shamrocks in Ireland. Boys, I love you. You guys got good tapes.

You do a good job. We do a great job here. We do a good public service. And I don't much like... Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. Attitude. I don't like attitude. I don't like people who just like...

They think their shit don't stink is what I'm getting at. Mike, you're tense. You want a massage? Happy anniversary. Come on, lay down out on the table. I got some duck oil over here. All over your back. You can take a

black feather. Stick it up your... Dropping stuff on the floor. Happy anniversary. How's the white pie Thank you. so um um um um. Thank you. so so so so so

so so And please remember that you are not alone in this process. And please remember that you are not alone in this process. so um uh uh so uh so huh I'm sorry. purity of essence purity of essence on um tick tock tick tock tick tock unseen force reissue tape called Light Duress. John Powell, this was your tape. You should be saying this.

What are you doing, Snapchatting some Eastern European woman? Come on. Tom Osborne was giving me a hard time for not playing Veggie Barbarian on Tabs Out. Apparently I made him a promise. What is Veggie Barbarian? It's his project, Vegetarian Barbarian.

I think I downloaded something like that before. Did he have it with you? He texted me and I said maybe another time I guess. I can tell he's really sad. Tom Osborne, are you out there? Did he put an emoji? No emoji. He didn't. Why did he give it to you?

I've had it for a long time. We go way back. Yeah. Before the show. Get that thing out of your beard. I can't take it serious. I'm going to... What is it?

It's a crust or... I don't know. Once I get this thing out of my beard, I'll take you serious. I must have had this thing in my beard for the last 13 years. Guys, I'm having a heartfelt moment. Next time, I'm playing a veggie barbarian. Wrong song.

That's the wrong music. Give him the other one, Dave. Give him the slow music. Dave, slow it down for him. Turn off the light. It was a bad joke. I get it. What's the wrong music. Give him the other one, Dave. Give him the slow music. Dave, slow it down for him. Turn off the light. It was a bad joke. I get it. What's going on, Tom?

Tell us all about it. Vegetarian. Oh, yeah. I will play Vegetarian Barbarian next time, Tom. For real. I promise. Next time, Tom. For real.

Here we go, Tom. What are we getting into? I already said it. Who said it? It was so clammy in here. What do you got? Turn the lights back on, Dave. That was made to be a sound clip for a show.

The way it cuts off at the end there. Yeah, definitely. I have a double cassette, kinda. Two, two, two strips. By New World Pictures. Kinda. What do you mean by kinda? Kinda.

All right, well, let me tell you what's going on. Ian, get a little bit closer, man. Let me tell you the deal. It was the double tape that's supposed to be played both at the same time and you like mix in between them or whatever. And when we got it last show, I was really excited to like do that this episode. You know, we have two tape decks, it'll be crazy.

What? So I went to go listen to the second tape. Well, here, Mike, play it Okay Because I think it's fucked up Man, that's fucked up I think I got a bad dub Play that thing

What? This sounds good I don't think that's right It sounds like the beginning of a Rolling Stones album I have No no hold on Turn that off Now play the other tape Well hand me the case first

Alright alright Who is it? Did we say who it was? It's New World Pictures The New World Pictures The Talkies Our boys are going to really show it to those Germans I was really excited. Who is it? Did we say who it was? It's New World Pictures. The New World Pictures. The talkies. Our boys are going to really show it to those Germans. I really like it because it looks like an old VHS tape. Look at the screen.

Oh, it's like the bad tracking of a VHS tape on the cover? Yeah. Like a screenshot from a bad movie. This is another vinyl box. Wait. Okay, never mind. This is another vinyl box that is a weird size. It's bigger than the one John Powell played, right?

Or is it the same size? No, it's bigger That's the medium It's like a half inch bigger A half inch taller Yeah, but that's not what's important Yeah, right, John Powell it is Yeah, right

It's about what color it is That Casio What? What? That was John Powell's opinion Whoa, whoa, opinion Oh whoa whoa whoa I like how they numbered this here On this like

Insert that's like What is all this stuff God I hate tapes with shit inside What I like it There's so much stuff in here There's like a weird card No I like all the weird cards

What are all those What do they mean I don't know Get the card Here So many I want this one The white one that just has like

There's a bunch Just one that says Broken Regular one But look how they numbered it And like There's a spot That's not even made for it It's just a random spot

9 of 25 And they wrote Pound 9 of 25 In blue ink Oh Come on I think that's a hashtag Look at this though

What is this? Just a little cut out Piece of paper That was printed out On an inkjet That's running out of ink So you can see lines through it And what's it say?

It's all blurring It says Broken Machine Films with a weird holographic reel-to-reel above it. Broken Machine Films sure fits the cover art here. It does. I want to see this film that's being played on a broken machine. I like the card. Let me hear the card, if you will. The card where the artist put his friends in these poses, apparently. Yeah. What is it?

It's like some sort of science fiction fantasy illustration. You know, their spaceship is being towed by some sort of primitive society. And it's like a painting. Pass that around. I like how on the back of the cover here, all the text

that says New World Pictures and all the information looks like it's text on the screen of the shit right VHS right yeah that's nice I like it this is good see that it's a bummer that um what do you think about it John is the Rockets here the movie that he like wears that cool helmet yeah jetpack yeah yeah okay this says on the back of this one of this car says it was like cards it says every person this painting

was posed for by my friend Dave Stevens creator of the Rocketeer if you go on IMDB

and you look up the Rocketeer the bio for it is where's a cool helmet that's all it says isn't that Brendan Frazier

it also has a jetpack well there was some confusion because in the description for Rudy it just says where's a cool helmet and then there was like some confusion because in the description for Rudy, it just says, where's the cool helmet?

And then there was some confusion. Like, well, I want the one where the guy flies. And they go, the Rocketeer? Well, that also has a jetpack. What are you looking up, Joe Bay? Who's in that movie? The Rocketeer? Yeah.

I forget the guy's name. The guy from Lord of the Rings. Gendel? Viggo Mortensen? Yeah. It's not better than Free Billy. Well, it's a bummer that we can't play both of these tapes at the same time. That would have been fun.

I guess we could if we wanted to, but the other one does sound fucked up. Joby, let me ask you this. Do you want... It's Illuminated Paths, right? Yeah. Do you want them right now, if they're listening, to send you a new dub of the other one? Yeah, send me a new dub, man. And you don't want files and then say, don't do it yourself.s, right? Yeah. Do you want them right now, if they're listening, to send you a new dub of the other one? Yeah, send me a new dub, man. And you don't want, like, files, and then, like, say, dub it yourself.

No, fuck that shit. Yeah. And I don't want to send this one back. This is, like, the time you get that. Like, well, if you send me that one back, so I can... No, no, fuck you, man. I hate that shit. Like, can you send me the one back?

No. Send me the real one. What is... You're going to, like, be out in the streets with, like, all your shit and, like, the handkerchief over the... With a stick, and you're, like, a hobo. Like a hobo? Like an old hob and you're like a hobo like a hobo clown like all the clothes the clown you know during the everybody's like look what happened is it mental illness is a drugs they're like nah he sent someone two copies of one tape they

didn't send the original fucked up one back and like oh that's what happened All right, well, I would have went with Benny Hill. I got rid of him. Benny Hill's gone. Oh, we retired it? Oh, it's gone. Done. New World Pictures. So let's play something off the side A of the first tape.

The one that works. By the first, I mean the top. To me, that's the first. You got the bottom? The bottom is the second, right? Let's play side front on the top tape. Top to bottom. All right.

New World Pictures from Volume 1, if we didn't say the name of the album. Put all these things back in there. Not on scene four. Where is it? Illuminated Paths. All right. Here we go. I love you. Thank you. I'm not going to let you go. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. Thank you. James Bonds.

New World Pictures. Man, you guys smoked some bangs to listen to that. Illuminated Paths. That was good. Yeah, it's really good. I'd like to hear what the other tape sounds like. Send Joe B the other tape. Yeah.

I'm a little bummed. If you please. All right, Ian Franklin. Yeah, yeah. Ian. Yeah, play. Hi, Ian. Hi, Ian.

Hey, what's up? I think he said that every time now as a the response do it again joe cv says again hey what's up yeah he does all right ean what do you got i'm gonna play this tape from a project called i'm probably gonna say it wrong probably talungung talungung talungung t-a-l-u-g-u-n-g talungung tape is called multiplying dead ends out on uh power moves label toronto label well i like power moves yeah man that's a good label yeah where are they from toronto you said yeah yeah man it's a really good fucking label he does like small editions too this is a

pro dub but it's only 30 copies. Yeah. I'm not sure why he doesn't do more, because I think they sell out eventually. I mean, people are buying them. Yeah, I think he should do more. Do more, man. Do more, man. Come on, man. Just do a few more.

It's a tight label. This is a tight tape. I've heard this tape. This is Power Moves number 9, right? Yeah This dude Did we play a peripheral living tape? We did This guy who does this project

His name is Ryan Waldron That's a duo he does with another dude named Kevin Cahill Oh, Kevin Cahill is the guy who runs Power Moves. Oh, yeah? Oh, all right. Those two do the duo Peripheral Living. Type. And this guy, Talangong.

That tape's really good. Talangong. Yeah. This was recorded in Hamilton between 2011 and 2014. Ontario. Yeah. Canada. Canada.

I've been there. Oh, yeah? I've been to Hamilton a couple times. Queen's Country. I think I played Hamilton. I think I was supposed To play Hamilton But then the neighbors complained And we just hung around

And the people who lived in the Oh you know what happened The people who played before Played for like an hour And then someone came And complained And didn't say we had to stop But said we had to stop soon

And then they played longer And then when they were done They were like Now you guys can't play And then they all went upstairs And we just hung out downstairs. That was a good time. I like that.

Did you get a loonie or a toonie? Yeah, I got some loonies. I got some toonies. I got some gold doubloonies. I got an autographed picture of Andy Rooney. Nice. Did you go to Niagara Falls? Yeah, I went to Niagara Falls.

That's the tallest waterfall. It is. In Earth. This dude did a tape on Housecraft, Tulunggung, in 2009. I don't know why. I didn't see much else out by him. This was the first time I'd heard the project

name. But I dig it. It's good stuff. I like the shell color here, too. It's weird. I wonder if he's lying about the Pro-dub thing It's pro-dub but you don't get any importing And there's only 30 copies I don't know

We were wondering about this So we sent an investigative reporter Joe B on the scene He's here with his exclusive Joe The pro-dub Oh you figured it out That was an exclusive report

I also like how Power Moves label Power Moves label They always have like a business card Yeah I dig the business card That was an exclusive report. I also like how Power Moves label... Acting! Power Moves label... They always have like a business card. Yeah, I dig the business card. What are they, wrestling or he's taking them down, right? I think it's like judo. Somebody's getting taken down.

Judo. Banana? Alright. Speaking of bananas, this nice banana split shell. So let's throw it in there. Talangang. Multiplying dead ends. Power Moves label it in there. Talangang. Multiplying dead ends. Power removes label.

Number nine. Here's something. I'm going to go ahead and do that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. I'm going to go to the next room. Oh, my God. The long gun. The long gun. Remix. That did. There was a lot that sounded like a Hanna-Barbera cartoon. That was tight. I like the part where it sounded like

a little mouse running up a ladder really quick. On Mouse Ladder. You never played Mouse Ladder? That's on Stega. The problem with Mouse Ladder for Stega on Stega. The problem with Mouse Ladder for Stega is you... It doesn't fit in Mentendos. It doesn't fit in Mentendos and you can only play it on Stega.

And like... Zach's mom is cool. Zach's mom is cool because she bought them both. So we'd all go over to Zach's house and he'd have Mentendos and Zega. That was cool. You do have too many Nintendos, Mike.

I have a lot of Nintendos, yeah. And the rubbing pad. The rabbit that comes with it. Rub the rabbit. Yeah. Yeah. Did yours come with the blazer gun? I got the blazer gun, yeah.

I played Marble Matter with that. You can play Marble Matter with the blazer Guns? Ian, what tapes do you have? That was Ian. What tapes do you have? No, it's Ian's turn. Oh, that was Ian. I'm going to play this tape

that Finery put out. Part of this compilation. Nice. Hi, Ian. Hey, what's up? Somehow commissioned. Number two. Texture. Like that pink. nice hey what's up somehow commissioned number two texture like that pink

the first one wasn't a tape right was the first somehow commissioned a tape it was a CD double tape double C130s I didn't know you could do a 130 so it's a 420? 420 length.

That's the biggest. 420 minutes total. Right? Wait, no. C-130s. Never mind. Fuck. So 130 is the total, Dave.

It's not per side. Divide by two. Divide by two. Carry the one. Hold on. Two strips of bacon. You get two strips of bacon. You divide it in half. Six. Okay. The bacon's on a train. The bacon's Hold on. Two strips of bacon. You get two strips of bacon. You divide it in half.

Six. Okay. The bacon's on a train. The bacon's going east. Six. Two. Some how commit. 58.

58? 58. Happy anniversary, everybody. Thanks for sticking with us for three years. You know you've been hanging out with us. You know, we have a donation process where you can just give us money. And we can keep doing this. Yep.

Just give us some money. Yeah, send your tapes. Send your tapes. How many tapes? You like tapes, right? 58. What tapes? Who has tapes anymore?

Real smooth, Joe. Move that paper out of the way. Well, David, split that a little bit. Joby, I like the fact that you made a list of what buttons do what, but it's just sitting over your keyboard, so you have to move it every time. I'm not going to read it. You should have a hat

that has a stick coming off the front and it hangs in front of it. Somehow Commission number two, texture. Hand that over. I'm going to play the last track. You only brought the one tape. You didn't bring the other tape.

Unfortunately, I forgot to bring the other tape. There are two separate ones. I think these Norocos came from duplication.ca. They got these turquoise back to them. Yeah, I think I've seen them on the website. Yeah. Ooh, that pink shell. The pink with the turquoise.

Look at that. That's nice. Imagine me wearing a nice pair of pleated pants with the pink color and then a nice sweater vest pleated pants with a pink color and then a nice sweater vest in this turquoise color. I'm just going out on the boardwalk. I'd kill it. I'd do fleek.

I'd throw shade. Did we figure out what this means yet, by the way? Where's that from? The kids are saying this stuff. I don't know. It's kids these days. What are you playing, Dave? I'm going to play this Kosei E. Kose't know. It's kids these days. All right, what are you playing, Dave? I'm going to play this cozy-y cozy tape. Cozy-y cozy?

Or track, not tape. That's how I like to get late at night. Put the fire on. Cozy-y cozy? And get real cozy-y cozy. It's either the last or the second to last cut on the whole comp. All right. I listened to this whole comp one day.

It was nice. Oh, boy. It was just a nice rainy day. I was kind of tired, so I put it on. Just closed my eyes, listened for one day. It was nice. It was just a nice rainy day. I was kind of tired, so I put it on. Just closed my eyes, listened for a while. Both of them, huh? You closed both your eyes? Both of them at the same time.

Wait, how do you do it? Show us real quick. How do you do it? Oh, poor Dave go. That's too scary. I never show both my eyes. Play that guy again real quick. Listen to his voice.

Whoa! Not him. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This guy. Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. It's like, were you pissed at me? You could have left that whole part out what I said before that. That would have been fine. No, that's a classic burn. He burned you. He burned you good.

I wish he just said I wish he ended with saying, nope. Like he answered that question. Play it again. Listen to how he says all the words. Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. It's like each one's a tiny dagger

shoved into my peach-colored body. What are we doing? Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. That doesn't sound as bad, actually. That doesn't sound as bad, actually, when you listen to it that way. Do play that one again. Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. No, it's bad. It's always going to be bad.

Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. It's getting better. It is getting better. Try a little bit deeper. That one's getting a little bit better. Put some echo on it. Put some echo? Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing? No, that's worse. That's way worse. Yeah, do it a little bit deeper. That one's a little bit better. Put some echo on it. Put some echo? Oh, that's worse.

That's way worse. Yeah, do it a little bit faster. Do it a little bit faster. That's pretty good. Oh, my God. That sounds like a mouse ladder. Yeah, that sounds like a mouse ladder.

Okay, let's play this tape. Cozy Cozy off of the Somehow Commission No. 2 texture comp. Is that still available, Dave, to your knowledge? No.

Is it gone? It's all gone. All gone, sorry. Sorry, Mike Nykro's on that comp. Yeah, friend of the show. And Bill Martin. Oh, Bill Martin. I didn't know that.

I didn't know that either. Dave, you must have closed your eyes too hard because you didn't hear Bill Martin. Well, they address him as his formal name of William. William Clay Martin? I don't know him by the fancy name.

We don't know William. Mike's not a fancy lad. That name's too long. I'm not going to read all that. The W's too far at the end of the alphabet. It's like, who are you trying to impress? You know what I mean? Oprah Winfrey or wilt Chamberlain all

yeah you know cozy cozy I'm going to go ahead and turn this thing off. with nothing and you know tenderness comes from pain it's amazing how we love And love is kind And love can give and give and get no

gain Star rugged road you talk Star rugged, rolling tall Glowing at every reason you didn't come on, darling Darling Somehow You made it to The other side

You did suffer in vain You forgive those who have trespassed against you And you know tenderness comes from pain Oh it's amazing how you love And love is kind and love can heal And love needs no game You know it's only love It's only love It's only love that gets you through It's only love It's only love

It's only love against you It's against you How did you know tim this comes from pain. It's amazing how you're made. All this kind of love can get you. Get the key. It's downright the world of color You had a reason

It didn't come undone Somehow you made it To the other side You didn't suffer Your fate Sauron. Fae. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ It's only a dream And it's a dream It's only a dream It's only love

It's only love That gets you through it It's only love through it It's only love It's only love that gets you through Cozy, cozy. Cozy. Cut off the B-side of the second tape of the Somehow Commission number two tape. Deep in the Waters.

Yeah. Good one. I'm getting lost in that one. Ian, you listen to that whole thing? I haven't listened to the whole thing. I don't think I listened to the whole thing.

There's a lot there. Yeah, there's a whole lot there, but it's all solid. Who else is on the comp? Jesus Christ. That's not good to me.

You can look it up. Headdress. Remember when we zapped him earlier? Derek Rogers. You guys did zap me real hard. Remember when I

zapped Headdress? Yeah, that was good um he was like pretty good he was like what and i said uh patrick piper and he said i think d-bird and i was like peace like 20 people you really drawn a blank to Carl how you say Carl's name Fawcett yes and he did his track with our real Fawcett coral and you've got a memory like a like a dry sponge it just sucks it all up I wrote a steel trap you had a memory like a like a dry sponge it just soaks it all up i wrote a steel trap you

had a memory like a steel trap yeah good or bad john powell you wouldn't you work in the library it's not good or bad oh it's like it's great you still you still even yeah even not on that one even not on that one you're pretty good with your brain i try to keep up that was a smart sentence you hear that even not with that, you're pretty good on your brain. Yeah, that's pretty good. Happy birthday to Ricky Fontello from Miami, Florida.

He's turning 37 today. Celebrating down at the Christiana Skating Rink. They got dollar slices. I bet there's not dollars thanks Oh a banner all right my turn here it is all right I'm gonna play the tape by an artist called beast nest mmm song the name of the tape is Songs for Puppies. Like little dogs.

Is that the style where you let your chest hair, like a tuft of chest hair, stick out of your v-neck? Is that the Beast Nest? No, the Beast Nest, it was this club I used to go to. You know where the wooden pickle is? The wooden pickle used to be a place called the Beast Nest.

Now that was back in my day. What's up? No, it was a cowboy. It was a wooden cowboy. You drive down Route 42, do you see the giant wooden cowboy? And right on your left was the Beast Nest. And you would see me every Tuesday outside the Beast Nest. Songs for Puppies, full spectrum records.

Selling chibas. What's up? I said you were selling chibas outside the Beast Nest. Oh yeah, big time. Full Spectrum Records number 34 came out in March, I believe. Early March. With an Andrew Weathers tape and a

Glover Peralt tape. I don't know how to say that name. Like a collab. Dave, I think you got those tapes, didn't you? Mm-hmm. This is an addition ofhmm. Mm-hmm. This is an addition of 50. I faded out.

I don't know what you're talking about. There's four copies left in the label last I checked. Charmi Basu, I believe. I'm probably pronouncing that incorrectly. Does this project. Killer Fuckin' Artwork. Look at this fucking... This pink, turquoise, aqua color like. It's sweet.

Just sparkles. It's very on the blue and purple end. This way a little bit more. Is that a constellation there? It's a constellation and it's a dog running. Looks better than any constellation I've ever seen in real life. I dig it. What have you seen?

I've only seen a little blipper. I've seen the little blipper several times please I got a microscope in my backyard it's a pink shell with purple imprinting and the sides are labeled shadow and light light being the A side I love the way the color of the tape

contrasts with the shell it looks really really fucking good I gotta say I listened to this tape I picked her up I listened to it because of how picked her up. I listened to it because of how... Well, also because Full Spectrum is an awesome label. They put out some good stuff.

It looked fucking incredible. And Beast Nest is a pretty tight name. So I threw her in. And I gotta say, I like this one. I'm smitten with it. Do you know how many stars are in O'Reilly's Bell? In what? O'Reilly's Bell? what O'Reilly's belt

50 58 58 58 58 starps let's see there's 58 starps in a belt how many how many belt how many belts in the browser what if you go on a diet then well no it's a say the belt is still the same size you just use a different start. I've never used one before. Alright, play something off the shadow... I think it's the shadow side. Play something off the shadow side. A track called Design Your Own. I want to play. I like it. I think you will too.

Beastness. Song for Puppies. Full Spectrum Records. Puppiesnest, song for puppies, full spectrum records. so so so so so Thank you. so Thank you. I will fly. I will fly. I will fly. I will fly. I'm going to go back to the ship. Beast nest. Beast nest. That was tight.

That's a good one. Zones. Beast Nest Beast Nest that was tight that's a good one zones still available in a limited amount from as a sound of the Beast Nest the Beast Nest the Beast Nest coming up on

97 Pound we have John Powell going to play big Slovakian rockin' tune what fuck you have for us, daddy? I have... Give us big time fuck music to play, dad.

I give you big fuck. You give me big fuck, I put it in the deck, it blow everyone's fucking ear off. I got a... You know, 97 pound. Slovakian rockin' station, give it to you hard. Big time fuck music, what you got? What you got, big guy?

I got my... Give it to me. Give me a big time fucking music. That's enough. That's enough. You blast out the fucking speaker. Go right up your ass. I have...

God damn it. 97 pound. Thanks, bro. We got a caller coming in. Hello, caller. You're on 97 pound. What you want? Caller?

Um, I want to hear the... You're too slow. We could do big, fast music right here. All right. This is 97 pounds. We're rocking. We have another caller. Caller, you're on the air.

Go ahead. I have from various artists. Around the dragon's broken neck hangs the medal of St. Lazarus, my favorite comp from Hospital. I figured since this was an anniversary show, I'd have to break it out. Bust out the big guns. This is an amazing comp.

It looks amazing. Look it up on Discogs if you're not familiar with it. Who did you say this was? This is the Hospital Productions comp. Around the Dragon's Broken Neck hangs the middle of St. Lazarus. Nice, nice. I'm going to play the... What is that a reference to?

I don't know. That's too long to not be a reference. The comp itself is a tribute to Slaughter Productions, which was the label of Marco Curbelli from A-Tracks Morgue. But I'm going to play... There's a couple songs from Contre Poison. I'm probably butchering their name. The project from Quebec. I played his other project, I'm Singlantes, a few episodes ago.

This is kind of more like Cold Wave kind of thing. But it's a couple tracks off the B-side. Man, you guys make it hard to talk. Where's my beer? Behind you. Awesome. Hand me that case. All right.

Wait, here. Slip it in. I think we may have set a record tonight. Dave, I need some record-breaking music. You want a brownie thing? Hell yeah, I want a brownie. Tonight we played the most amount of Vinyl cases Non-standard Noroco vinyl cases

What do we have over here? A box Here's a vinyl case Another one And another one I was actually only going to bring big vinyl case stuff Good job I keep getting bigger too

That's what your mom said If you can count on how many cases that is and email it to us you'll win a copy I'm not gonna say what just a copy you have a replica of yourself we have cloning technology now and you get to use it yeah Mike got a 3d printer last week I got a 4D printer. My neighbor has one. Really? Are you being serious? Mm-hmm. And a god. Yeah. What do they make?

He's got a replicator. No. I saw a laser desk. He, um... He's a geologist at the University of Delaware. Oh. So he makes these little, like... Well, he has, like, drones, you know, that he flies. Is this Obama? He makes the drones?

No, he doesn't make the drones. Obama, yeah. But he has these like fancy small digital cameras. And then he designs little boxes for them to fit in with his 3D printer. And then puts it all together and then flies it on the drone. I think he should 3D print every single piece of it and then put it together oh it'll be good i think it'd be cooler i don't

know i'm just saying he's a pretty cool dude he's really smart sounds like he flies his little you like this fella he flies his little drone around that's pretty cool yeah yeah bear watch out he's gonna bomb you like obama like obama is it true you're not allowed to put your drone videos online anymore are you being serious yeah yeah oh really i don't know i thought yeah why is that i don't know because of obama all right well let's play something from uh go ahead john pile introduce us all right so uh he's falling asleep over there what contrary poison i keep on searching. Off the hospital productions cop.

Comp. Blah. Cop. Comp. Around the dragon's broken neck hangs the medal of St. Lazarus. I hear him. I keep on searching for something I'll never find I keep on searching for something left behind I want you for a god of treasure I want you for an officer But no one's ever heard I keep on searching

For something I'll never find I keep on searching For something I'll never find I want you to find the strength I want you to make a decision I keep on searching for something I'll never find I need but certain for something I'll never be un I want you on a stay never fell I want to

To be more than just hell I keep on searching For something I'll never find I keep on searching For something to look behind Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I feel kind of funny. Like when you sit down to rub a gym glass? Yeah. Beans world. I feel kind of funny. Like when you sit down to rip a gym glass? Yeah.

Bane's world. Are we back? Country Poison. I keep on searching and then followed by Poisonous Desires. I had some Poisonous Desires. But yeah, that comp is amazing. If you can track down a copy, do so. It's like a Cinemax movie.

Because it's probably the best. That's pretty good. I like H the best. That's pretty good. I like Hoss. You like Hoss Noyce? Not this guy. How you guys doing? I was just walking by and I saw the light on. I stopped in to see you guys were doing a podcast.

Dave, how you doing? What's your name again? You guys playing the Hoss Noyce tonight? You got the hard noise? You like Hoss? Who's this guy, by the way? This is a new guy over here. I like Hoss Noise.

Hey, hey, nice to meet you. How you going? You like Hoss Noise? Hoss Noise. You want a 20 CD-Rs? I got a couple in my bag. You want some 20 CD-Rs? This is like creeping me out.

This is a little too familiar. I've been met this guy over here. Who's this guy? Who's your friend over here? Yo. What's your name? Aang? Aang.

Hey, Aang. You like Hoss Noise? I got some 30 CD-Rs of all my i got a lot of horse noise i've been recording for a long time i've been recording since i was like six or seven my whole life i could only eat celery so i've been like really i had a lot of pet up and one i've been you know you only eat celery make a lot basically your day consists of eating the celery, making harsh noise, recording harsh noise, and it's put on 3NCDRs. You guys got a way to play 3NCDRs here?

I see you got a box here to put... It's a different shape, I guess. You put tapes in it, but where do you put 3NCDRs? Is there any way to put those? Because I got multitudes of harsh noise 3 and CD-Rs in my bag Alright knucklehead Get out of here We'll play your stuff later

I don't like harsh noise We don't like harsh noise Get out of here Take a few 3 and CD-Rs If you don't like them just give them to somebody else I can only eat celery my entire life When I was young on my birthdays My mom would try to jazz it up Just give them to somebody else. I could only eat celery my entire life. When I was young on my birthdays,

my mom would try to jazz it up. What taste do you have? She'd try to jazz it up and put garlic salt on it or some squeeze of tomato on it. But I've been rushed to the hospital too many times. I recorded my first horse noise track in the hospital. In the waiting room, I recorded a three-inch CD-R. Do you want a horse noise track right to y'all no I got a couple I mean I give them out to anybody who wants them you know and you know what they

don't like them and they throw them away I've got Home Depot I'll buy more train No big deal My turn Let's play this raglore tape on Is that a 3 in CD-R? It's a 3, it's a goddamn CD-R But it is in a box Remember we were talking about Oh my god, another box? Dave, do you have the X-Files thing?

What's that mean? No, you wouldn't hear an asshole. Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. It was once a thing? It was cabin floor esoterica. Hold on. Does Dave have the X-Files theme song? Because we played way too many boxes tonight.

Yeah, that is creepy. Is it really a full moon tonight? I don't know. Friday the 13th and a full moon tonight? I don't know. It was last night. It was last night. Friday the 13th. And a full moon. Oh, tonight's Pi Day. I knew something was fucking going on. Yeah, a very special Pi Day.

It's 13, 14, 15. Yep. And then somebody posted at the current time of day. What? For the rest of... That's when the Back to the Future, the Pi. That's when he comes back, yeah. Yeah.

Dork. Yeah. That's when he gets his homer board this comes in a nice little wooden the little jewelry box right in floor esoterica all their tapes come in these craft jewelry boxes necklace boxes perhaps and there's always yeah there's always a brick of rack inside two little pictures to two two little. And then a little... See, I hate handwriting. We all know that, right?

I like that. Of all the things, that's the one that you like. This is the one. This little postage stamp-sized piece of paper that says CFE in cursive, number 46. Is that a really tiny sticky note? No, I don't think so. I think it's some sort of like... It looks ancient.

Do they make sticky notes that small? This actually is. This was under... They found this under one of the pyramids in Egypt. This is like... This is papyrus. Yeah. Look.

I love papyrus. Popeye makes it. Like a papyrus mango salad. That's so good. Papyrus? Yeah, I love papyrus. Yeah, that's good. I like that.

It feels... Smell it. that's good. I like that. It feels... Smell it. It feels good. Alright, so let's play something off the A side. Sure thing. Who is this again? Raglor. Raglor.

I don't know anything about Raglor, though. Cabin floor esoterica number 46. This is Matthew Russell... Batello, or something like that. Oh, this is interesting. Maybe he did find this under a pyramid. Yeah, it was recorded in Egypt. Yeah, originally from Richmond, Virginia. Currently living in Cairo,

Egypt. Whoa. Whoa, whoa. I'm going to go to Cairo. I know Richmond is cool and Twisters is fun to drink at, but I really want to go to Cairo. I just need to expand my horizons. I'm thinking about taking a rag lure on the road. Go to Cairo.

So see ya. All right. You want wanna play this regular tape? I'm gonna go into the tape. Happy anniversary! Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to take a few minutes to pray. Thank you. Thank you. so The What was that? Two people were doing karate and he's the referee and they started going at it so he tried to break him up and one dude hit dude hit him. And he just punches him. And the other dude tries to come. And he kicks him.

And then other referees come. And he's hitting them. And they just like. It's pretty good. Raglor. Raglor. It's a long title. So I'm not going to say it.

Cabin 4 Esoterica. That was tight, man. Yeah, that's a good tape. I just feel like I can do more with all the sand around. Cabin 4 Esoterica I was tight man yeah it's a good tape I just feel like I can do more about the fan around for us Erica yeah cabin floor esoterica I thought that was old bicycle no that regular tape yeah are you sure right yeah really want to get an iron cross ring like what Joe has I don't have a high and cross cabin floors is it okay I don't have an iron cross for you. This is cabin floor. Is it? Okay. He's denying it. I got confused. There's more of them up there on the shelf right there on the end.

There's two? Yeah, yeah. It's a turquoise iron cross. They stamped the name on the side of the box. Yeah, I just got confused with all the place. One of those has like a screw in it or something. You all right? My leg.

John Paul's got a screw loose. Man. Easy. I'm just looking at all these. What's he doing? You know, Mike's collection here is good. This is a man on the street report. Because he's standing up.

Good collection. No, I'm just standing up to look at the collection. That's all. It's a little too many. Let's go get rid of too much. If I can just, you know, critique it. Mike, get rid of this shit. We'll get, like, Dave will put, like, the sound of, like, a clock ticking from, like, a game show. And you come up with the ones to get rid of shit we'll get like Dave will put like the sound like a clock ticking from a game show and you come up with the ones to get rid

of them like the Colts tape on your exam get rid of that chapels tape when she get rid of those recycled it you didn't get rid of you sorry Joe B didn't get rid of enough tapes maybe next time yeah maybe next time because the game shows just you and then finally you do really good cuz you study and you train and you come in here like BAM you're pointing them out you're like give her that house you mountain tape give her that rail tape over there get rid of the blah blah blah you're going through BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM and somebody's like oh sorry Joe this time you got rid of the blah blah blah. You're going through them. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. And somebody's like, oh, sorry, Joe. This time you got rid of too many tapes.

See you next time. No! It goes on for years. You eventually go mad. I was watching that last night. Yeah, so was I. Well, not last night. Not last night. The other night. When were you watching it? On Netflix. Hey, I was watching it on Netflix

last night. I wonder if we had the same Wi-Fi. What's your password? Yeah, right. Nice try. I read on... Never give out your password. Come on, people. Never give out your passwords.

I read on Wikipedia that Harold Ramis allegedly said that the amount of times that he started over again and over again, like the amount of times that he started over again and over again like the amount of actual days that he went through it was like 10 000 days or 10 000 years it was supposed to be 10 000 years in the movie that he was going yeah and reliving his life because like he learned languages he learned how to like ice sculpt and like play piano who told me they cut out a scene where he reads a book in the library every day i told you but dave told me yeah are you pulling another Dave told me. Yeah.

Are you pulling another bit on me? No, they said that... Like, where you tell me something, and then I tell other people, and then you're like, ah, got ya. This is true. So, apparently, the alleged story was that there was a scene in the movie that showed that he would read a line in every book every day in the entire library

and that's how he would keep track of days which is kind of like a shitty way of keeping track of time actually just get a calendar dummy yeah come on just get like a marker and make a well no because they disappear yes how would you keep track of days you can get a calendar because if

you mark it off the next day it's unmarked again. Tear it. Tear it out. The next day it's back. What are you talking about? You need to come up with a system. What's the system? That's the system.

The book thing? The book thing. One line? One line a day and you read the entire library. How would you know where you left off? What do you mean? You're sure it's one line and not one page? Okay, maybe it's a page.

Okay, now it makes sense. Either way. I knew my way would be better. Now this movie makes sense. Now it all makes sense. Play the guy again real quick. Let me hear it. Just give me a head.

Which guy? I'm getting happy with it. Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. Ah, it makes my spine turn into little crickets. All right, somebody play a tape. Is it me? Yeah. I am. Hey, what's up?

Alright, I'm going to play this Steve Palmer tape. I got this in the mailbag last time I was here. The tape's called Unblinking Sun. Are you sure it's not called Unblinking Eye? I don't know how you do it. Hold on. Why do I have...

I wrote down unblinking eye. Because you're stupid. Class A dummy. Unblinking sun. Classic Haley. What are you saying it is? Unblinking sun. No, wait. Mike's bloopers. You're right, because I just...

Mike's boners 2015 i just googled steve palmer unblinking eye and the first result is steve palmer unblinking son dying for bad music yeah dying for bad music is the label it doesn't even say did you mean it just assumes i did all right you got me got him good alright you zinged me man now I know how Noriko Mori feels now do you feel bad about what you did I think he's all curled up and his cat comes by him to snuggle he goes get away

they zap me they zap me porridge porridge they zap me good his cat they zap me porridge cause it's like the color of part it's got little blueberries all over it and his radio boy in real life he actually has a southern accent porridge that he does a radio voice yeah he has a really good radio voice yeah

what are we playing Steve Palmer this is a real good This is a lot of acoustic Like Fahey kind of Americana stuff But with some real nice electronic Stuff mixed in I really dig this The inside of the J card has this I don't even know how you describe the photo It's like a negative image

I guess but it's Well it's a negative image It's him playing the guitar. Concentric circle filter thing. It's him playing guitar on stage. I got to show. Electric guitar. Yeah. He plays electric on here and acoustic. I dig the font on this.

I don't know. Joe, do you know that font? Check it out. Let's see. Let's take a look. Look at that font There it is I thought you got rid of that one I thought I did too and then I read it No no no I guess I didn't

Yeah this looks good What's the font though I don't know what font that is Look at the J card Oh I know that font That's silly chariot That's chariot silly Sand silly I like the little diamonds That's Silly Chariot. That's Chariot Silly.

Sand Silly. I like the little diamonds for the A-side. It's just one diamond. This is Bling Bats. B-side's two and they're connected. That looks like the Holodeck logo. Holodeck records. That's tight, though. Put that tape back in, girl. You know what?

This label, Dying for Bad Music Also released a Raglor tape Really Oh really Is it a German label I don't know No they're Actually I don't know

I don't know why I thought that They also released something From Wes Tyree Oh that would make sense Oh okay I think they do a lot I like his jam Daniel Bachman as well

Oh nice Among other stuff. This is the 22nd release. Here's what you should do. Here's what you should do, label. Start packaging those in little cedar boxes if you're going to do the Americana tapes. Little cedar boxes?

Little cedar boxes. But they do a mix of stuff. Woodburn. Well, all the Americana stuff, just put it in cedar boxes. I have a good idea, Ian. No, it's a good... Let him have thisedar boxes. I have a good idea, Ian. No, it's a good... Let him have this, Ian. Back up.

All right, Ian. Dave, that was a good idea. Thank you. John Powell's standing up all of a sudden. My butt hurts. Well, I'll rub it. Addition of 100 copies, this one is. All right, let's play something.

Steve Palmer, Unblinking Sun. C40. What do you got this die for? You gonna die some stuff? © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Steve Palmer That was tight Yeah that was totally chill Unblinking sun So if the sun has eyes like that

Parashi tape dying for bad music I'm gonna check this label out Oh yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I think you'd like them. Have you not gotten anything from them in the mailbag? I have not. Because I think they sent us up before. Oh, really?

I believe so. I'm not sure. It's worth checking out. Check it out if you like it. Check it out. Check it out if you want. No, no big deal. No big deal.

I like checking out Hush Nush. All right, Dave. I'm going to play this. Dave, you're going to take us out here on, what, episode 62, the three-year anniversary tour. Yeah. Once again, boys. Happy anniversary. Last anniversary tour.

Yeah, the tour. We're doing this live from different locations. Like we're in the bed of a pickup truck? Yeah. Okay. John Powell, how are you doing on IT? Are you still alive? I'm chilling

He's chilling My legs are asleep Oh yeah I have no legs Wait I've been sitting in the timeout stool the whole time? Yeah So you've kind of been in timeout But we've been like

Fuck Talking to you so it's not really timeout Yeah I guess you're not Wait what? You're a good boy, John Powell. John Powell, thanks for coming down, by the way. Yeah. Ian Franklin, thank you, too.

I'm happy to be here. I love being here. I'm sorry I don't have to be down more. It's always nice to have you fellas around. What are you guys laughing at? What did I miss? Nothing. Nothing?

Nothing. I bet it wasn't even funny. Pretty good. Tropical Rock. Tropical good. Tropical Rock. Tropical Rock. Tropical Rock. Where'd they go? Oh, yeah.

Where'd those rocks go? Hold on, Dave. Before we get too far into this Tropical Rock tape, I'd be upset if you didn't, for the anniversary show, for the birthday bash, put on the tiny little shoes real quick. Oh, okay. I'll put them on. Just real quick. Let me just see real quick.

I don't know if John Powell's ever seen them. Have you ever seen Dave wear his shoes on his fingers? No. Wait for this, guys. That was really good. You did a little dance on your hand, Dave.

I like it. Oh. Whew. Okay. Let's give it up. You know, clap to everybody. Yeah. But you know what?

Sometimes when people want to get you down and when people want to try to burn you. Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. You just got to know that you are your best person. And you can do it. Live every day like it's your birthday. Hang in there.

And your anniversary. I like how... like how you said live every day like your birthday and then you just said hang in there these are all good good good little bits of advice you know we should thank some people let's thank some people all right i want to thank further continued support tiny mixtapes continued support, Tiny Mixtapes. Marvin and Tiny Mixtapes.com. Because you know what? When they really came and saved our behinds.

Yes. When we were having that whole hosting issue. Probably wouldn't be around right now without Tiny Mixtapes. No. That's probably true. I feel like Mike Nigro is a guy to thank. Yeah. Mike Nigro has written some. Contributes to the show jamie orlando a little uh i want to thank matt becky why are you jumping

because we're becky heads yeah we're all becky heads here oh wait joe b was out of the room when we were talking about being becky heads yeah I hope we're going to follow him on tour and tailgate his gigs. We all wear backwards yellow hats. Yeah. Bad key, bad key, bad key, bad key. And polo shirts. Yeah, love them. Oh, well, thanks to Matt, Becky, and everyone who's done an intro for the show over the past three years.

Yeah, thanks to Witchbeam. Big ups to Witchbeam. Well, big ups to Witchbeam. Big ups to Jesse DeRosa for doing the laser focus theme music. Yeah, that's a good one. Listen to it every time we do it. Big ups to everybody who's done a laser focus interview. No, I don't think we did last time.

No, we did. Okay. We listened to it on your computer because I couldn't find it on mine and I didn't actually want to record until we listened to it. Okay, yeah. couldn't find it on mine, and I didn't actually want to record until we listened to it. Okay, yeah. I have to hear it before we record.

Oh, everyone who's done a Chrome Dome tape. And everyone who's donated. And everyone who is a Chrome Dome. So we can buy... What's Chrome Dome? Well, if you go to the website... Here's what you do. Don't you have a laser sound when we say Chrome Dome?

Chrome Dome? You go to the website, tabsout.com. You donate some money. You can throw some duc website, tabsout.com, you donate some money. You can throw some ducats or you can sign up to get some tapes. Read all about it there. And when you do that, sometimes we order two pizzas

if enough people do it. We get green peppers on it and a white pie with broccoli. And sometimes we get roasted pepper and pineapple, which doesn't sound like it would be a good combination. It doesn't sound like it would be good, but it's the official Tabs Out pizza. Roasted roasted pepper and pineapple, which doesn't sound like it would be a good combination. It doesn't sound like it would be good, but it's the official Tazoff pizza. It's roasted red pepper and pineapple.

It's good every time. Yeah. Who else? Is that it? Oh, AdHawk. Yeah, definitely AdHawk. Mike Sugarman. Mike Sugarman and AdHawk

for running the Who Has Tapes Anymore feature that we do. I got that one. Who Has Tapes Anymore. There it is. Joe, you were like... I felt like I was looking into the future there. Yeah. I got that one.

Joe has been aging at a more rapid pace than all of us. Still landed, though. No, you killed it. Don't get me wrong. You crushed it, my friend. That was intense. I loved it. That was all second nature to him at that point.

Do another one real quick. He doesn't even have to look at the keyboard. Whoa. He's a natural. Do we thank everyone we need to thank? I think so, right? Yeah. There's probably one person out there waiting to be thanked who did like,

I heard that one time. Thanks. Thanks to that person. Thanks to everyone for listening. Absolutely. I doubt anyone actually is at this point. Right now they probably have given up. Who's even up right now?

At this hour of the night? On a weekday? It's not a weekday. On a high day? Alright, Dave, what are you going to play? I'm going to take us out with this Tropical Rock tape that came out on

Perfect Wave, Brooklyn label. And I think that Tropical Rock is the label people. Or at least one of, this is a duo,

so maybe one of the people in Tropical Rock runs Perfect Wave. What's the name of the state? What a duo, so maybe one of the people in Tropical Rock runs Perfect Wave. What's the name of the tape? What's the label called again? Three... The name of the tape? Or the label?

Perfect Wave. Perfect Wave. Yeah. The name of the tape is Three... It looks like Luigi. It's like Jewel 3 backwards. Huh? It's like Jewel 3 backwards.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It is Jewel 3 backwards. Look at you, Mike. I like how the inside is like a blown up little section of the J card. Like really blown up. Like extreme close up. Oh, let me see that.

Oh yeah, because the whole J card is like peach colored. Yeah. With just a square on the front that has like the artwork in it. And on the inside, yeah, well I like that. It's like just really close up on that square. That's tight. That peach color is... A little bit of that peach color in there.

It's nice. It's like a salmon. I was actually just thinking that just now. Salmon's tasty. It's like an orange sherbet. Salmon sherbet? Oh, we ever have salmon sherbet? I love fish ice cream. I love fish ice cream.

Sherbet's not ice cream, right? No, it's actually... Joe, it's funny you should say that. I go to the fish ice cream shop. It's actually a sorbet. They have bonky pongs there. I love playing bonky pongs. And Fragger?

Yeah. Oh, and you get to get the turtle across the ocean? It's so hard and it's so sad when the turtle gets across the ocean. My mom gives me a lot of quarters and I go play bonky pongs while she gets the salmon ice cream. Because that's a Russian delicacy, right?

Oh, it takes a long time to make. You gotta give me a lot of quarters. What if we just kept talking and we never ended the show? It could happen. What would that be like? I don't know what it would be like. We'd be learning a new book at the library every day. Joby, what would it be like? Well'd be learning a new book at the library every day.

Joby, what would it be like? A thousand years. Well, I think we should, from now on, start each new episode with the same conversation that the last episode. Oh, like you would cut this off, and then we would just, now this would be the beginning of the next one.

Like a soap opera. Like it never ended. Like a Korean... That's a good idea. Telling the Wave. Telling the Wave. Joe, I like this idea. We'll pick it up at this point

next episode and it'll just keep going like that. Forever. It's like looking in two mirrors at the same time. You can't do it. You know the remake in Drop Dead Fred? Really? With Tim Allen?

Yeah, I know. I like when Tim Allen? Yeah, I know, that was like a... You got me for about five seconds. I like when Tim Allen goes, more energy! That's my favorite part. All right. Thanks to you fellows, first and foremost. Well, I guess not first and foremost, because I already did all the... That's the end.

That's the biggest. Tropical Rock. Off the tape on Perfect Wave. Cut off the B-side. A cut off the B-side. Episode number 62. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast. Three years.

Happy anniversary, boys. Happy anniversary, Dave. Happy anniversary. Here we go. My dear. Happy anniversary. Here we go. My phone. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.