Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #63 | 4.5.15

Episode Date: April 5, 2015

Ryan P. Conaty, Charles Barabé, Stickboy, Alan Mills, Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday, Dead Channel, Eartheater, Mikronesia, Goodwill Smith, Fiber Optic Tap, The Man, Jan Balsam and Herman Cone, Kill Alters, Mewl, Tiger Village, and Immortal Beings.

Hi, this is Mike Nigro. You're listening to Tabs out. Episode 63. That was a good intro, Dave. You like that? I think I'm going to start doing that from now on. From now on, it's just going to be other shows, like television shows, as the intro for our show. I can't wait for Full House.

We can do... I can't wait for The Simpsons. Oh, you can do The Simpsons, too. Full House is coming back. Let me ask you a question. Yeah. Before we get into that, before we get stuck into this. Did you know about that?

But isn't the one girl dead? Hold on, hold on. It's just... I said before we get into that. It's just Kimmy. It's just the doll. It's just Kimmy Gibbler? It's just Kimmy Gibbler.

The girl that's her same age that was in The Full House. I never watched that show. DJ. DJ. Now I forget my thing. Okay. I'll watched that show. DJ. DJ. Now I forget my thing. Okay. I'll wait on this. You go.

No, what were we talking about? I'll talk to Dave about this later. Oh, I remember what I was going to say. When we do the Simpsons intro, can we do a couch gig? A couch gag in there? Oh, what? In the studio tonight, Mr. Mike Nigro. He's a special guest. Mike Nigro. Your special guest.

Mike Nigro from Oxo Recordings. Thanks for joining us, Mike. Thanks for having me. Of course. Anytime. So sincere, Dave. Mike, you just dropped a new batch. It's true.

We'll talk about that a little bit later. I'm here to give you your artist copies. Oh, that sounds fancy. That's what I'm doing. That sounds really fancy. Put out a weather tape. Let's talk about that for the next half an hour. Now, that's your bag.

Dave, is there clipping issues? No. No, I keep hearing like a... No, it doesn't matter. There's a bag. One's tied up inside the other one. I read a bunch of stuff. I read something on AdHop.

Mind puzzle. About, uh... About, uh... No, it was about your tape that day. Oh, Dave just did a tape for you. Yeah. So you did a tape for me. That's right.

Dave did a tape for you. Uh-huh. Where's Joe B. Landon and all this? Well, I'm the new Joe B. There we go. I'm here tonight to take his seat. Well, I saw something on AdHoc that said you're from Brooklyn. Let me ask you a question.

How many years did you live in Delaware? 24. And how many of you lived in Brooklyn? Two. I don't know if you're from Brooklyn. I didn't send them a note that said... Put that in your press release, Mike. Come on.

Dear AdHawk, my name is Mike. I'm from Brooklyn. Mike Haley ever says that I didn't. I've lived here for, I lived somewhere for 24 years. The details. Well, you want to play something off that new batch? Let's talk about that. So we know you did a weather tape.

You did a tape for me. That's right. That's right. That looks tight. Who goes the other way? Let's go right into it. Yeah. Did you want us to like wine and dine you first?

No, I get, I get shy. I don't like to. You don't get shy. You're a radio fellow, fellow aren't you don't you do a podcast yourself yeah very intermittently yeah yeah this like a the what's it called it's uh it was called the silent barn podcast now it's called silent radio why the change silent he doesn't do anything it's just nothing i'll listen to that why why the name change fuck it put two out this week i don that. Why'd the name change? Fuck it, put two out this week. I don't give a shit. The name changed because it got distribution on this other sort of network where it wasn't

technically a podcast anymore. Or they didn't want to call it that, so I was like, okay, whatever. All right, whatever. Changed the name. Nice. Yeah. So who does the artwork for your tapes? Because they look keen.

Joe, take a look at that. Yeah. They do. That grading on the back kills it. nice yeah so who does the artwork for your tapes because they always look they look keen joe take a look at that yeah my dude that grading on the back kills it my friend owen who's also from delaware oh yeah um yeah went to high school with him until he's from brooklyn can't open mine yeah now he's also from brooklyn and you did tape for yourself in this batch that's right and you did tape for ryan p canadi ryan p con And you did tape for Ryan P. Conaty? Ryan P. Conaty. Conaty. Who's that?

He's also from Delaware. Jesus. So this is like a Delaware- Yeah, he's another good friend, long time. I played in like a rock band, indie rock style band. You like rock and roll music? You like rock and roll music? You ever hear of Dr. Hook? I'm a rocker.

Yeah, so it's more like a singer-songwriter thing, but it has a lot of layers and textures and cool sounding stuff on it. David, did you look at this thing? Oh, what? I like the way the letters are all falling like a magnet on a refrigerator.

That was a really good description, right, guys? Damn, you really painted me a picture, Dave. A magnet. I felt like I was in the kitchen. I like... That was a really good description, right guys? Damn, you really painted me a picture, Dave. The mangy refrigerator. I felt like I was in the kitchen. I like... I got a little cold like it was open. Yeah, me too. Like the freezer was open.

I was getting a nice cold pop. Yeah. And then like you shut it and some of the letters fall and you go, oh, fuck. Fuck. That's exactly what it looks like. Wow. You're a poet.

Actually, you know, when I created these pieces, what I put myself... Actually, it's funny that you say that about the refrigerator, Dave. I put myself in the mind space of being in the kitchen at the refrigerator. Just like staring at it? And I'm glad that really came through. I'm glad that came through in the artwork for you. I spent a lot of time writing in my dream journal in the kitchen.

Why do you write in your dream? I was just kidding. It looks like alphabets in a bowl of milk. That's what I got out of the fridge, a bowl of milk. Alphabets already in the bowl. To save time on the weekend. He likes his cereal really soft. On the weekend when I got a lot of free time,

I fill up about 18, 19 bowls, shrink wrap them, and I put them all in the fridge. For the week. Yeah, so I'm not like rushing in the morning. You like your Frosted Flakes like really mushy, right? I like it more like a sorbet. Like a wet mulch.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, like an old shoe. and flakes like really mushy right i like it more like a sorbet like a wet mulch yeah exactly yeah yeah like an old shoe i dig this uh artwork on the um hey see the last dude's last name again conody conody uh am fm is the name of the tape i dig the artwork on this too i especially like it's got like you know these little drippy whippies the pink the blue the black all this little little design here. And a little color bar at the bottom. Oh, I missed the color bar at the bottom. You missed the color bar. Yeah, I did.

Heavens to Betsy. How could you miss such a beautiful piece? You know, your fingers are blocking it. Well, Mike, you want to play something off this tape? Tabs out, tabs out. Mike's fingers are stupid. Off of what? That Ryan's tape?

Yeah. You want to jump in here and listen to something? Yeah, start it from the beginning. Okay. Yeah. I can do that all right tabs out cassette podcast episode number 63 let's play something off the ryan p how you saying last name canada conody tape am fm oxtail records number five here it is. © transcript Emily Beynon I'm not going to let you go And I've forgotten what I wanted to know And I've forgotten how to get along I've forgotten where I come from, you know I've forgotten what I've known

And it's so obvious what I feel. But it's so obvious what I wanted to know And I've forgotten what I wanted to know And I've forgotten how to get along I've forgotten where I come from, you know I've forgotten what I've known And it's so obvious What I feel. But it's so obvious what I feel. We're back.

No, you gotta say what that was. Oh, that was Ryan P. Conaty. From? From AMFM. On? Come on. On Oxtail Recordings. Hold on. It's not new here. That's good. Ryan P. On Oxtail Recordings. Hold on.

It's not new here. That's good. Ryan P. Connolly, AM FM. On Oxtail Recordings number five. That's how you do it, Mike. Come on. Okay. Put a little bit of flair into it.

Put some zing in it. That was tight. I'll do the next one. I want Mike to do it his way. And then the other two tapes in the batch, one's from me and one's from you, so that'd be weird to play those. Right? Yeah, that's a little weird.

It's a little weird. Too weird. Some goofballs in there, boys. Too weird. Joe B., you want to go next? What should we do? Mike, who do you want to go next? You want Joe B. or Dave to go next?

Or me. Or me. I didn't go yet. Who do you want to go? Me. It's either going clockwise or counter. Say me, Michael. Say me.

Let's go clockwise for me. I like clockwise. It would be Dave, right? I'm not going to forget this. Counterclockwise messes me up. All right, Dave, what do you got? All right, I'll start off. Well, since Mike played a tape from his label,

I think I'm going to follow suit and play a tape from my label. You have a label? What's your label called, Dave? Warp. I've heard of that. That's a big one. I follow that on Facebook. You guys got all the stuff, right?

We put out Fornamban. Yeah. We put out... Don't start this. Put out that Tone Stemples toilet CD. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

What else did you put out? You got a new batch out on Warp? Deep Boo Something? Deep Boo Something. Too scary. Come on, Dave. Quit being a jokester. What's the name of your label?

2AM Tips. This could be a big break. This is probably going to be huge for Mike. This could be huge for you. Dave and I are going to the top. Yeah. We're leaving Mike and Joe here. I'd say we, at this point in the show, 15 listeners.

Easy. Oh, yeah. Easy. I'm just going to quit my job. Are you saying you have 15 listeners or you've lost 15's I think we started at 30 and we're down to 15 we have a new 15 at the beginning of every episode but they leave

I'll ring a bell and we send a street team out to find 15 more I'll let you know and then at some point we just stop doing the podcast and we just like talk because we know no one's listening nobody's ever gotten to the end I'm still trying to get that nobody's ever listened to a whole episode no one's ever's listening. Nobody's ever gotten to the end. I'm still trying to get that. Nobody's ever listened to a whole episode.

No one's ever heard the end. No. There's weird stuff at the end. Yeah, the end's usually... It's real racist. They usually fall apart anyway. Yeah, after the last tape, Dave always goes into a weird racist rant. It's really weird.

He's like, let me tell you what the Italians are up to now. The Italians first, now they want to put marinara sauce on day one on everything and the irish don't get me started on the i think dave's racism is like weird and obscure like he doesn't like argentinians because they can't roller skate i don't like asians i hate but i hate how people from haiti's can't roller skate. It's a fact. That's just how it is. That's how life is. 2 AM Tapes.

New batch. What is that? That is the name of my particular cassette label. 13 people are down to 13 people. Yeah, 13. Okay. What batch did you just put out, Dave? I put out a batch with Mike Nigro.

Oh. Mike Nigro. In the studio. Charles Barabe, and this dude from Belarus has a project called Radio Koala. Radio Koala? Radio Koala. That's cute. I was just going to say that's very cute.

What do you think of when you hear Radio Koala, Joe? No, wait, wait, wait. Mike, what do you think of? A guess. Go first. You know what? I'll tell you. Okay. Here it comes.

No, it just, when I first saw it in print, I sort of read it as Radio Shock first. I thought that it was a Radio Shock. You just jumped when you saw Radio and your brain shut off. Yeah, I was already on to the next thing. Yeah. Well, when you hear the word Radio Koala, we'll move on. Joe, what do you think of because i'll tell you

what i think i think of a little koala climbing a tree and he's got a backpack on the backpack pack is like a boom box okay he's kind of looking over that's cute you guys remember those through the backpacks that would have speakers built into them no no no they had those i'm a little bit younger than you guys are, so that's okay. You remember Super Singers with the backpacks? Yeah. I do remember those, yeah. I remember when I was like,

the age that you would be attracted to buying something like that. 22, 23? Yes. They were pretty hot, like in the skateboard scene. Okay, tight. No, I don't remember that.

How old are you? 26. 26? 26, huh? Didn't you do the math from earlier? You live in Delaware for 24 years, Brooklyn for two. He could have lived somewhere else, but we're not talking about that. Missed it. So Dave, let me ask you real quick before you get into this tape.

On the 2AM tapes, on the back is your logo, the little clock. And there's always something on top of the little clock for each release. I didn't pay attention to those. Let me see. What are on them this time? Well, for the Charles Barabay tape, there's a little vial of chemicals. Oh, yeah. Because he's a mad scientist. Yeah, exactly.

Some green chemicals. And then for the Radio Koala tape, I had two eucalyptus leaves that are covering up part of the deck so you can't see it anymore. That's cute, too. That's the tropical tape, right? That's the tropical tape, yeah. And then for Mike's, I gave him a little on-air box that sits on top of the radio, because he's a radio man.

You used to be on the actual radio, right? What were you on, like the college station around here? Yeah, I did traffic reporting for WSCW. Oh, can you do that? Really? Can you give us a little taste? It was a lot of like... Here's traffic on the 10s with Mike Nigro.

I-95 southbound from like right past the Frawley Stadium down to the 295 split. You're going to be jammed. And then again... I feel like I'm driving. Approaching 141 and the Route 1 off ramp. That's pretty good. All right.

I think I've heard your work. That was good. So I'm going to play this Charles Barabay tape. Barabay. A little cut off the A side. Name of this tape's Cicatrice Scar Eclair. Oh, those are delicious.

Those are on sale. I don't like eclairs. Is that how you say that first word? Cicatrice? Cicatrice? Is that how you say any of those words? I don't know. You keep showing it to me and then making it go away.

Now you see it? Now you know. Dave, I love the artwork this time. The faces on the cover. Too scary sometimes, but it's pretty good. I was saying the next batch of tapes should all be torsos. And then you can mix and match the bodies. Squeeze a corpse.

Yeah. Yeah, that'd be amazing. That'd be pretty good. And then do one with legs. Yeah, that'd be nice. One could be on a hover And then do one with legs. Yeah, that'd be nice. One could be on a hoverboard. You can mix and match. That'd be tight.

That's pretty good. I might do that. You mix and match the tape. So there's three with heads, three with bodies, three with legs. You mix and match and they take those three and you dump them over top of each other and make a bonus tape. This looks so good. You like that?

Yeah. Let's play this. Something off the A. Something off the A. off the A Charles Batterby alright Keycat Rice Scar Eclair 2am tapes

I will not accept the position of management come back tomorrow we will discuss it you feel like working take it easy Manifest. Come back tomorrow. We will discuss it. You feel like working? Take it easy. You are not in a good mood. Come back tomorrow. We will discuss it. Once more, I dreamed of coming and making it. Come back tomorrow.

We will discuss it. I don't like to see your finger on the trigger. Come back tomorrow. We will discuss it. I thought you would fake a joke.

Come back tomorrow. We will discuss it. You let your children play with your gun? Come back tomorrow, we will discuss it. I once knew a little boy from the city. He used to breathe rabbit. This is for you to please grab it. A laboratory bought all you could sell. Come back tomorrow, we will discuss it. How much will it cost?

Come back tomorrow, we will discuss it. I wonder what my little girl is doing at school. She is in the third year and cannot breathe. Come back tomorrow. We will discuss it. A great misfortune has struck, Charles. Come back tomorrow. We will discuss it. I will be in my office all afternoon. Come back tomorrow, we will discuss it. I'm sorry. Ah! I'm sorry. Thank you. The so

so The train is now moving towards the station. The I'm sorry. Charles Barabay. Yeah, that was sick. Yup. That was tight. Always is. I haven't got a chance to listen to your new batch yet, Dave. No. I got them. Yeah. I just got it. chance to listen to your new batch yet, Dave. No. I got them.

Yeah. I just got it. You just got it today? Just today. You haven't had a chance to listen to me at that point? Correct. Whose turn is it? My turn?

Oh, wait. Yeah. I had to wait through you, though, huh? Man. All right. I know what I'm going to play. Actually, no. No, I know what I'm going to play.

I'm going to play this tape by... Oh, I know what you're going to play. I'm going to play this tape by... Oh, I know what you're going to play. By Stick Boy. Stick Boy? Tape's called Eight Tracks and Twist. Is that upside down? Yeah. Everything's handwritten on here.

Mother May Noise is the name of the label. On the back, it just says, Mother May Noise, Bandcamp. Everything's handwritten. Like, everything on the spine, it's all handwritten. Because there's just like... And it's like, you know, a Maxell tape. Because it's just like... This thing's like taped to it.

This picture is taped to the cover. Oh, what? Now, you know who this is. This is a guy from Dover, Delaware. This is... You guys know Frank, right? Oh, this is Frank? Yeah.

This looks amazing. This is a piece of paper this isn't frank no no no no mike mike you knucklehead it's got tape on it but it's not frank that's all i know like for anyone not around who doesn't live around here is it frank is just you know some guy i don't know his last name yeah it comes it comes to noise shows. It was a... Either is a photograph or was like printed, like went to Ritz camera or whatever and printed it. It's like on photo paper.

Oh, nice, nice, nice. And then just like scotch taped on. So wait, I have a question. Why not just print it on the... I mean, if you're going to print it, just print it on the paper. Instead of printing it on like more expensive paper and then taping it to the... This is thicker, Dave.

Okay, well just print on that. No, no, that's too expensive to get the whole thing. Yeah, you can't extend it that far. Now who's the knucklehead? This guy asked if anybody wanted some Naraku cases one time. And I said, I'll take them.

And it was like a giant Tupperware bin full of them. And they all had baseball cards in them. Five baseball cards. I still haven't figured that out. And they were in like an order. They were like teams rubber banded together. And then it was groups of five rubber banded together. I threw away so many baseball cards.

With a whole bunch of rubber bands. Yeah, like intricately. Three would be banded. Then two. Then all together. I threw away so many baseball cards. With a whole bunch of rubber bands. Yeah, like intricately. Three would be banded, then two, then all together. With pieces of paper that would say like Orioles. Five tapes, five baseball cards in each. Now Frank, if you were listening to this don't ever tell me an

explanation to that. That's like some conspiracy theory shit. Because I want this to remain a mystery. It was crazy. It was insane. It still keeps me up at night. Sometimes I wake up, I'm tossing, I'm turning. I tell that story all the time. Yeah, my wife's like, what's wrong? I'm like, I'm just thinking about the baseball cards and the Noroco cases. I'm downstairs real late at night.

What does it mean? You're like, I'm doing research. I like a good camera montage. Yeah. I'm doing this way. I have Mike like. It's just like over my shoulder you see a Google and it says like baseball cards and Noroco cases in quotes and it's just like a clip over my shoulder you see google and it says like baseball cards in noroco cases in quotes and says no results

i finally find a really weird forum where people talk about baseball cards in noroco then i think you're at the library with the old newspaper machine I see something from the 1960s of somebody placing a baseball card to a narco case. There it is. That's where I started. It's in the background of another photo. You have a big magnifying glass.

It's in the background of the Kennedy assassination. There's someone looking in the bushes. Anyway, it comes out of his brain what does he gets shot Dave Kennedy's a national treasure Dave Jesus Christ yes

God grow up alright stick boy 8 tracks and twist remember be really nice to Dave Yes. Yeah. God, grow up. All right, Stick Boy, eight tracks and twist. Remember, be really nice to Dave. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Dave, everything's cool. We're all... This is just Mike Nigro. Mike Nigro's really here.

All right, well, I just want to do hood rats with my friends tonight. All right, well, let's listen to Stick Boy, eight tracks and twist. Mother May Noise. Here's a couple cuts cuts maybe two or three Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so Oh Thank you. I'm going to play it again. BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! I'm not sure if you can hear me. Thank you. Stick Boy. It's just so good, man. Stick Boy.

Eight tracks. Eight tracks and twist. We're playing some good ones tonight, boys. To me, that sounds like if they made a game for Sonic the Hedgehog where you play music as Sonic the Hedgehog and it was a failed Sega game,

so they only made a demo and the game never got made and the demo goes on eBay for millions of dollars. That would be the music on the first three levels. Right? That's tight. I like it. It's real good. I don't know if you can buy that online or if you have to find Frank.

Go to Banking. Just go to Dover, Delaware and yell Frank! Mother May Banking. Or you can do that. Whatever's easiest for you. It's spring. Maybe you want to get outside. Joe B.

Joe B. What do you got? you like to go it's spring maybe you want to get outside all right joe b joe b joe b joe b what do you got let's play a track off this comp okay that's compilation for the uh uninitiated computer club computer club is the name of the label this is computer club number two various artists give in release your body. Say that again, Joe. Hold on. Everyone shut up for a second. Dave, turn off the lights. Alright. He has to read

the spine. Give in, release your body. Not you, Joe. You're ruining it for me. Give in, release your body. No, no. You should have played something sexy right there, Dave. I don't have any sexy music. That's all you got tonight?

That was kind of sexy. I only have one sound effect today. You have been using that one a lot. Well, I got to pay the rent on the other ones. Is there like a timer counting down to when you can use them again? Yeah, and when it runs out, it makes your whole screen an ad that you can't click on. Just set your calendar on your computer back a month, and you can open them again.

So I'm going to play a track on the B side. Remember Net Zero? I remember the name. Yeah, I don't know what Net Zero was. I remember Web TV. It's like a free internet, like when the internet was... It's like Coke Zero for the internet. Oh, alright. But the thing was was it was a banner

ad that was like a third of your screen and you couldn't click it you couldn't click it away if you clicked it away it signed you off i'm gonna get into that ironically i'm gonna get into net zero now remember web tv that failed and you couldn't you couldn't like put it anything in front of it either it was always in the front front. We get the idea. The banner ad was always there. How big was it? Go easy on me, Mike. Huh? I was asking how big the banner ad was again. A third of the screen? A third of the screen. What if your screen was really

big? It's still a third of it. You obviously don't know how resolution scales. Jesus. Alan Mills. Jiminy Crickets. Stretch those bills with Alan Mills. Alright, we got this comp. The dude Andrew Chadwick, who does the project Alan Mills. Jiminy Crickets. Stretch those bills with Alan Mills. All right. We got this comp.

The dude, Andrew Chadwick, who does the project Ironing. Andrew Chadwick. Is that like a horror name? Andrew Chadwick. Gainesville Chadwicks. How did the Chadwicks get all their money? Huh? How did the Chadwicks get all their money? In? How did the Chadwicks get all their money?

In Swamp Gas They own a diaper company Diaper company? Yeah I would have guessed Murder Most Foul Somewhere like a grandfather Killed somebody You want to play the Alan Mills?

Alan Mills track That's regional humor, right? That's not like a national chain that has local TV quality advertisements. Foreman Mills must be a national chain, right? No, I think that's regional. No. Everybody has Foreman Mills. Foreman Mills, Pensacola, New Jersey.

That's not a good sign. 28 stores. But they got them in Detroit, Baltimore, Delaware, New Jersey, Washington, Chicago, New York. That's all the cities. That's all the cities. But I hope we're the only one that says, Foreman Mills. People in Chicago are like,

No, it's Foreman Mills. Brantso's Mills. Foreman Mills. All right, you're're gonna play Allen Mills I don't know anything about him Off of the I'm pointing at Mike because I want him to say the title again Off of the

Give in Release your body Comp on Computer Club Hello Computer I need computer sounds. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 3, 2, 1. Alan Mills Alan Mills what's him.com Mike Nigro

formanmills.com give in release your body What's the name of that comp? Mike Nigro? ForemanMills.com Give in, release your body. That's for our... That was the first time I actually read it. It's got a semicolon. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. I didn't illustrate that earlier.

Yeah, semicolon. So there's a little pause. I feel like you don't see that too often, like in the title of a release. No. You know, it's usually a colon or a dash. Dash, yeah. i would say two things about computer club one you said earlier two things that you like their release number

yeah there it is their release how their releases are cpu yeah cpu clb and another thing i'll say is go to discogs and type in computer club and look at the first guy who comes up look at that guy who's that guy who is that guy dave go to discogs type in Computer Club and look at the first guy who comes up. Look at that guy. Who's that guy? Who is that guy? Dave, go to Discogs, type in Computer Club, and look at the first guy who comes up. That comp was the label's second release. Is this an interactive part of the podcast where we want listeners to then also do that? This is a two-screen experience.

Whoa, look at this guy. Is that right? And now you can react to it. I used to have that haircut, by the way. The haircut this guy... I used to have that. We're not going to describe this guy because you guys get to do the leg work. Alan Mills.

We're looking for something about that guy on the internet, but I couldn't find much. Who else is on this comp? Ironing. The virus. Demonic Sweaters. Two eyes. Demonic Sweaters.

Creep City. Burnt Hair. Burnt Hair. That's gross. Burnt Hair smells disgusting. It's gross. All right. Dave's Corner.

What do you got there? My turn? Yep. Okay. I'm going to play a weird one for you guys. Oh, I like weird stuff. Since we're on a weird kick tonight. I'm going to play this tape that came out on... Are we on a weird kick?

Yeah, it's been weird tonight. It's been pretty weird tonight. It's been some weird stuff. I want to ask you before you do that. Mike, I want to ask you, what were the first releases on Nox Tale recordings? We're going right back into the future on Nox Tale. I'm going to do that randomly throughout the night.

Number one? Number one. What was the first release? It was another one of mine, just solo. All right, moving on. do that randomly throughout the night number one number one what was the first release it was another one of mine just solo all right moving on dave every time i ask mike a question about his label have some like bed music playing bed like bed music it's bedding music my bedding music have some toilet music playing when i do that have something on what's bad music what's toilet music like the butthole surfers. It's like flushes.

Butthole surfers. Okay, Dave, whenever I'm talking to Mike about his label, play the butthole surfers. Counting crows. Get it? Play the butthole surfers really low in the background whenever I'm asking him a question. Okay? Do that in post. All right, Dave, what tape you got?

Toilet music. Toilet music. Butthole surfers. Counting crows. Elvis Presley Dave, what tape you got? Toilet music. Toilet music. Butthole Surfers. Counting Crows. Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley. Right? Yeah.

That counts as toilet music, right? Yeah, that does. Okay. His later stuff. Yeah. His later, his more compromised material. All right, Dave, what do you got? Because he died on the toilet.

That's a good joke is that what you meant is that what the joke was because if it was that then no i'm not that good i thought it's because he just used the toilet oh you got me all right what do you got i'm gonna play this tape that came out on uh adhesive sound good label can is it Sound or Sounds? Sounds. Sounds? Adhesive Sound. I like that.

Adhesive Sounds. What's that? Pinky in there. Oh, yeah. There's a little... It works well with the blue. Are we still talking about that? I should say what it is first.

If it's Sounds or Sound. It's called Today. We moved on. I like when we have the two conversations. Yeah, me too. At the same time? At the same time. Because it's like two podcasts

people get like twice their uh enjoyment it happened a lot last time you know well i mean that's what that was now i'm gonna start talking was that the anniversary show yeah yeah yeah there's a lot of people here yeah there's no excuse for it this time today tomorrow and yesterday Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday is the project. Original motion picture soundtrack. This shit's weird. This is Ian Martin and Kelly Chia. Kelly Chia is who does this label. Whoa, easy with that.

Hot fire. I would like to know how... I want to know if this was screen printed or were they able to get the imprinting on these shots? You know what? I think... Because I know that place... It's on the window?

Yeah. That place... That place duplication.ca can imprint on the window like that. Oh, can they? Okay. How do they do that? Magic.

A mixture of magic and goblin tricks. I'm going to call this... Do I have to take that lighter away from you? No, no, no. It's all tricks. I'm going to call this... Do I have to take that lighter away from you? No, it's all right. I'm going to... That is tight, though. This looks insanely tight. So I want you guys to listen real close to this

and tell me what genre you think you would call this. Toilet music. I want to have a discussion about it. Before we go in, I'm going to say toilet music and work from there. All right. Okay. Use that as a starting point.

Today, tomorrow, and yesterday. Original soundtrack. We're going to play a little bit of the A-side. Original motion picture soundtrack, adhesive sounds. C40. Well, I was doing the short version. Edition of 50. You know, we only have three hours.

And we're off. I don't know. Lovers at a point of pressing reason To the point of just wanting to die I am pretty vulnerable I am pretty vulnerable I am pretty vulnerable I am pretty vulnerable I am pretty vulnerable I am pretty vulnerable I am pretty vulnerable I am pretty vulnerable I am pretty vulnerable Thank you. Thank you. oh Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This season, we're going talk about sex. It seems that your take on sex is much harder, more transgressive,

and more enthusiastic. I mean, you're showing girls in little lady panties and shoes. All right. That was a weird one, Dave. That was some... I would like to call that

instructional rock with noise accompaniment. It's something like, here's how you can improve your sweet licks. How to do it. And there's like, play along with this bass. It's like that.

And then there's like what? Like a clown in the back? Like a jack-in-the-box thing? And he's turning the wheel? An old-fashioned ice cream maker. Yeah. Just making those noises in the back. That was tight.

That was pretty awesome. Yeah. I don't know what to call that. I don't know what to call that either. It's early toilet music. Joe said while we were playing, it was like two people. It was only two people in a town that played music together. And they're completely opposite types.

But like, that's who they have to jam with. It's like when you're friends with somebody at work that you would never be friends with outside of work. But you work together, so you talk about stuff. You talk about how Full House is coming back on. Let's talk about that for a second. So Full House is coming back on. It's just Kimmy and then the other equivalent of her age.

I want to see a spinoff with Comet the dog. And they're all grown up. And the beaver puppet that Uncle Joey used to use. Who's Comet the dog. And they're all grown up. And the beaver puppet that Uncle Joey used to use. Who's Comet the dog? Well, it's their dog. Oh, I never watched the whole house. Get that chocolate. You never watched the whole house?

Yeah, get that off of there. What is that? Chocolate. Are you sure? Did you see Mr. Belding is going to be at the Blue Rock Stadium? Mr. Belvedere? No, Mr. Belding. Oh, Mr. Belding.

Oh, I thought you said Mr. Belvedere, too. No, not Mr. Belvedere? No, Mr. Belding. Oh, Mr. Belding. Oh, I thought you said Mr. Belvedere too. No, not Mr. Belvedere. For what? For what purpose? You know, like Because he bought season tickets or For a game, like, and then you get a special like, say, by the bell Delaware type t-shirt or something. Has he done anything since Oh, so it's just No, it's just like a bad celebrity night at the Blue Rock Stadium.

Mike Nigro, what was the second release on Oxtail Recordings? That was the Primitive Fiction tape. And what was that? Who was Primitive Fiction? That's Ian Franklin. Okay, friend of the show. And myself. And you. Another one with you. That's right. A lot about you on this. A lot of your stuff. And did you just

release a tape by yourself? I did. Hmm. How many releases are you up to now? Six. Six? Six on the label. Half of them are you up to now? Eight? Six. Six? Six on the label. Half of them are you, huh? 50%. More than half.

More than half. Wow. Interesting. What's the... Nobody else is putting it in. Is there a fourth tape with you on it? Yeah, there's a split, and it was another duo project that I was on. Oh, that Endless Bummer thing?

That was a self-release. Yeah, the Mope Lounge, Days Q split. It's true. Maybe branch out to some other people sometime? Well, that's where you come in. Okay. Oh, yeah. All right, Dave, who shares it?

Keep it light. Let's keep it light for me. Remember to play some butthole servers over that. Oh, it's my turn. Computer. What are we doing? You want me to keep it light? Because I got a tape here, but it really wouldn't be keeping it light.

No, no. Let's keep it going. Keep the momentum. You know what I'm going to play? Dang bad heat. I'm going to play this tape on a label. Mike dropped a whole bunch of tapes. The label's been going on for a little bit.

Since, I think, 2011, 2012. But I just heard of it when we got these tips in the mail from this label called all hell if you guys ever heard of all hell no like that's about to break loose yeah exactly like my all hell's gonna break loose exactly that exactly i want there to be a guy that gets that wrong if you don't calm down my all hell's gonna break loose it's not my all hell uncle frank it's just all hell's Uncle Frank, it's just all hell is going to break loose. It's not your hell. All hell.

He just always says it anyway. What? He says it because he thinks it's right. Yeah, he's getting the saying wrong. Dead channel. Perfectly neutral. My all hell is going to break loose. All hell.

My all hell. Number 13. He's so worked up that he just... Words are not his primary concern. Does he ever like... And what's he get upset about? It's stuff like... It's stuff like...

When he microwaved something that wasn't supposed to be microwaved in the wrapper but he microwaved in the wrapper so it like exploded and he took it out and he goes oh god

oh hell no it's worse it's like real weird stuff like somebody put new batteries in the remote but they put them in the wrong way and he's like

trying for like and his like kids like videotaping him trying to use the remote for like 15 minutes what the hell oh hell he's doing it

they keep pranking him. Yeah. And they're like in the background. And they're a little bit louder because they're right by the camera. What's wrong? What's wrong, guys? God dang remote.

Oh, hell. This tape by Dead Channel, perfectly neutral, came out last year. All these tapes are like, they have this black and white artwork. At least the ones that we got. Black and white artwork with white Noroco shells.

And the tapes are like the half clear, half white tapes. Ooh, that's nice. So one side of the shell is solid white, no window. And the other side is clear with a label on there, a black and white label. And all these tapes sound like like zombie costume parties

they sound like if you went to like a zombie's house what kind of zombie the fast ones or the slow ones real slow and they're real

like well they're hanging out and there's like the bowl of popcorn but there's also brains in it and they have like costumes on

like one's like Bart Simpson that's like Bart Simpson. That's like kind of falling off. They have conversations like that. So let's listen to it. Zambies. Let's listen to some Zambie music. Dead Channel,

Perfectly Neutral, All Hell number 13. Here's something off that Walking over on you Walking over on you They turn to a vision Walking over on you

They turn to a vision Trying to sequence the day unfair Trying to sequence a war The sequence, the days, the sun's glare Triumph, the sequence, a warped wind

Disgusting, I looked in there and I saw Nothing I wanted to see was nothing I did not wish to see I barely could see things that I had other needs So I left it bird to consider another time, to consider another time. A perfectly neutral space left the bird to be considered another time. I don't have more needs as far as this was concerned, so I simply proceeded. Are you able to do that yourself? Are you able to do that yourself? Are you able to do that yourself? Are you able to do that yourself?

I'm not sure if you can simply perceive when there is only one direction You simply have to consider when there is only one direction The other spaces sway to the other side But I cannot propel it or disarm it in terms of life and disease I cannot propel it nor disarm it in terms of that you know

I cannot propel it nor disarm it in terms of the easy way to do and that's the end of my story flying into the earth and then easily asleep. And that's the end of my story until I reached the airway's middle, high above the plane, the great barrier extending up into the atmosphere, and then there was the plane on the other side, it was not a globular plane, it ran which we're used to knowing, it was a case that extended from there to the second lane, onto another side, onto another side, but I stood in the air with a head full of breathing by my own devices, and I couldn't breathe, I couldn't breathe, I believed I was breathing as I continued, I existed and that I continued. I sent away what avoidance was mine It was a color configuration

I did not feel the need to calibrate myself It went down, I read his name But the rules were simple I didn't know what to do with myself I tried to forget myself But I didn't seem to be real I tried to forget myself But I found that I couldn't seem to be real

It was hard, it was easy Depending on which type of day I experience and continue to know. Depending on which time of day I experience and continue to know. Thank you. Walking over, on you. They turn blue, come and get you. Walking over, on you. They turn, to a vision. Trying, to be wet.

The day, is unfair. Trying, to be wet. All right. Welcome back to 97 Pound. The Rock from Slovak. That was Dead Channel with the big time fuck music. What you think about it, Nachro? It's tight. You got any requests, fax them in. 4-7-9-5-pound-7-5-9-X-X-star-5-5. It's tight You got any requests Fax them in 4795

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Joby What you got For some rock Bring me Big fuck music Blow off your Dick and puss Big time

Explosion 97 pound coming at you Bring the big fuck here What you got with the music? Huh big boy? Alright I can do it What you got? Earth eater All right, I can do it. What you got?

Earth Eater, House of Mountain. Earth Eater. Earth Eater. Earth Eater. Earth Eater. Will you be mine? Earth Eater. I was born on Jupiter. Is that what I feel like I got?

Did you plan that one out of bit? I feel like I have one more on me. What's this tape called? Because when I read it, I want to say metal piss, but that's not the right... Metalepsis? Metalepsis. Metalepsis. Right?

Mike Nigro, what's that say? You're probably the most educated amongst us. What a fear, asshole. What's it say? Whoa. You think you're so smart? What, did you go to college? Son of a bitch.

Look at me. I'm in college. It's like 202. Well, here we are. How do you say it, Mike? You're so smart. Looks about right. Metalipsis.

Metalipsis. It's kind of got a space there. In the middle. Does it seem that way to you, the way it's laid out? Or no? Metal Opsis. It's kind of got a space there. In the middle. Does it seem that way to you, the way it's laid out? Or no? Is that just me? No, there's no space.

I mean, I know there's not, but the way it's laid out. Yeah, that's a nice green. Yeah, let's talk about the Hatsu Mountain. This tape's on Hatsu Mountain, by the way, if we haven't said that. Let's talk about the Hatsu Mountain artwork for a second. That artwork is fucking tight. I want to know how he does it. I don't know, man.

He just did a tape for me and Dave. Roped off tape. He did. We're talking about a lot of our stuff. Mike, remind us to give you one of those before you leave. Yeah. Look it on the A-side. I know. I need more pictures of you guys.

Robot fist is punching this coiled, like, don't try it on me snake. Yeah, that's awesome. That's a tight shell, man. This artwork is so sick. I couldn't even describe the artwork. It's like toilet artwork. It's like toilet artwork? It's like toilet artwork.

Look at these melting apple logos in the sky. That's really... Oh, it's like the Terminator. It's like the Terminator slash Labyrinth slash Dark Crystal slash Donkey Pongs. Donkey Kings.

Let's see. Earth Eater is the project of Alexandra Drushin. I believe I saw a video where she's rolling in marijuana. Marijuana? The hard stuff. Like real drugs?

The real stuff. The hard stuff. It might just be tobacco. Alright. Alright, play the ace out of that. I'm not done saying I like the artwork yet. Yeah, I... It looks very nice. That little insert card there, that's nice.

I usually don't like those. It looks good. I like it. Is there a download code on this? Give me the download code. Oh, there is. This is like a professionally printed. This is nice.

It's really nice. You know what? They get each one printed with a different download code, or is everyone getting the same download code? Because no one uses them anyway. Do people use them? I have a couple times. I hate them.

Mike Nigro, what does Oxtail Records take on digital downloading? Do you have download codes in your case? Do you have download codes and are you going to be on Tidal? On what? Tidal? Tidal?

It's that download service streaming thing with like Daft Punk and Madonna and Jay Z streaming thing oh yeah yeah Dave chiming in

I heard about that listen to music and you pay him money I heard about it like Spotify? can't get any good downloads in Brooklyn it's yeah

it's like all the rest except Madonna gets all the money people sucking up the wifi get off my hey get off my bandwidth get off my bandwidth get off my bandwidth i'm like shut up rudy it's my neighbor for those who don't know um first

time listeners to the show my neighbor rudy hates when i use all the bandwidth get off Hey! Get off the bad one! He's trying to play Call of Duty. He's really old. He just got into it. And his name on it is Call of Rudy. Call of Rudy. He's got the gamer chair and everything, the headphones on. He's retired, man. He can do whatever the fuck he wants. His shit's all lagging. He never got married. chair and everything The headphones on He's retired man he can do whatever the fuck he wants He never got married

He never had kids He goes out to get the paper And all he wears is really short Marvel ghost rider Boxers That's it He wears those around all the time Just a pair of boxers

Earth Eater. Bandwidth. Earth Eater. Metal... Metalipsis. Hasu Mountain C36. Here's something off of it. Dave, do you have the case for your All I have is a body of glass

And he lets, he lets me focus All I have is my wickedness Psychic, I like galaxies And suffering complexity Defying gravity Physics have an x-ray I have to give myself All the wrongs I've done for you, to and to

That's the story about me Thank you. All right. © transcript Emily Beynon I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. A waking dream I'm all alone A waking dream It's also a waking dream Yeah, from in Blood I'm going roll when you keep my face I'm gonna roll when you keep my face Headache, a kid, a god, I've never seen my face Bright night in the shadow of a broken room

Bright eyes, just a little eyes on you What a chance to love one another Really is history Our story ¶¶ It'll hold you up The nature of the mother bird. Aranya spiral. Lora. Yipsum. Donar. The nature of the mother bird. Aranya spiral. Lora. The nature of the moment. Arani Aspira.

Lorani Psantanar. Thank you. oh © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Wow so so earth eater oh jesus oh dave i don't know what that was about sorry oh that sounds better now i know what that was about poor production there was a little too much air in my headphones too much air yeah too much hair in your headphones too much hair in your headphones. Too much hair in your headphones. Yeah, you put too much hair in his headphones. Joe, what are you doing? You all right? Do you got a hairball? Earth Eater. Earth Eater.

He just got done eating some earth. That's a good tape. Earth Eater. Good tape from a good label. Good job. Good job, everybody. All around good job. Just had a roped off tape come out and a Jeremy Bible

versus Mouse Cop tape. Mouse Cop. Which I haven't listened to yet. Looks equally insane. So is a mouse cop a cop that patrols mice? Like a human cop that patrols mice? Or like a mouse cop? He just blew my head off.

Picture being pulled over by a giant mouse. Little mouse. Like a real giant mouse. I agree with Joe. That was my first thought. It's a cop who was chasing a criminal into a chemical factory. He fell into that and now he's a mouse.

Because of the unions, he's still on the force. He's like Robocop. But he's a mouse. Isn't that Biocop? That's what that movie Biocop's like. What's Biocop? It's with Pauly Shore and he has to live inside of a mouse. Isn't that Biocop? That's what that movie Biocop's like. What's Biocop? Kinda. It's with Pauly Shore and he has to live inside of a cop.

Him and uh... Pauly Shore, who's the other guy? It's one of the bald ones, right? Huh? The weasel. Who's the other guy though? Billy Baldwin. One of the bald ones. It's Billy, right? It's Billy Baldwin and Pauly Shore and they go inside of a cop and then they get stuck. Like, like

Interspace? It's like Interspace. Are they in a vehicle? Yeah. Like, like, inner space? Yes. It's like inner space. Are they in a vehicle? Yeah. They're in the Weaselmobile. In the Weaselmobile. How'd it get shrunk down?

Can any of you guys do the Pauly Shore noise? Like the little... No, I can't do it. Yeah, take that, right? Don't do that. It's weird. Don't do that. I can do it slower. Mike Niagara was a little young.

Are you familiar with Pauly Shore? Mike, you have a really tiny tongue. He was a VJ on MTV. You know I do. Wait, do you not know who the Weasel is? What? The Weasel? You don't know who the Weasel is?

I don't know who the Weasel is. You ever seen Son-in-Law? No. Wait, did you know what... Are you guys... Wait, are you talking about movies? No. No.

He's a personality. Wait, when we mentioned Mr. Belding, did you know who that was? No, I was about to ask who's that, but you guys were on to the next thing, so I just let it slide. There was a show on TV called Saved by the Bell, and he was the principal. Oh, yeah. Well, I know of Saved by the Bell. You know the new class.

No, that's college. There wasn't a new class. There was a new class. There was not a new class. Yeah, and Screech was up in the mix. Oh, you're right. You're right. He was like an assistant principal.

He was the only... Mike Nigro knows the new class. He's like, do you remember when Tina and Rocco got into that fight at the homecoming? And they're like, no, talk about Slater, asshole. Come on.

Friend, earth eater. I'm so scared. So now it's Dave's turn. Why are you scared? I'm so excited. Oh, right. Okay, I get it. Now it's Dave's turn. Why are you scared? I'm so excited. Oh, right. Okay, I get it. Now it's Dave's turn.

I thought you said Mike had like a quiz for us. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I forgot there's a quiz. There is a quiz. Okay. All right. Do you guys know what speed like the cassette runs, like the tape runs over the head?

It's like 78 or 7 3rds, 1748 no you have no idea just start yeah you're talking about like the rms of the speed like like if a cop had a radar gun yeah no no i'm looking up so that label sunshine Sunshine Limited, has it on their logo, right? You're cheating. It's a quiz. Oh, it's a quiz. It's a story. It's a story.

It's got a seven in it. I think it's one and seven-eighths inch a second? One thousand. Or something like that? One and seven-eighths inch a second. Okay. Okay. So I'm visiting my family right right here

they live in delaware and i'm down for the weekend and what are you doing tonight you're hanging out with friends what are you doing tonight mike i'm gonna be a guest on their podcast oh what's the podcast about cassette tapes and my dad i say cassette tapes the first thing that he says the first thing to his mind oh 1 and 7 eighths inches that was his response when I said cassette tapes really?

yeah basically what it was and I was like how do you know that and why the very first thing when someone says cassette tapes that's the first thing to his mind not like I have a tape I like or those are old or new

who listens to those anymore who has them anymore he knew the speed the RPMs I didn't know he taught me something today 17 and 4 quarters hours per minuteours per minute. Hours per minute?

No. You're being cheeky. Alright, whose turn is it? That was a quiz, huh? It was just an excuse for me to tell that story. It was a good story. What? It's just toilet music to me.

It's your turn, David like all of us presley's later stuff like joseph oh you know what we should mention now that day's about to go that last episode i'm about to die last episode yeah now before you tell you before you pass onto the other realm and you're greeted by this 17 angels I'd be really fucked up if I died tomorrow. I knew I was going to die tomorrow. Last episode, Dave went to play a tape. Dave went to play... What tape were you going to play? Micro Melancholy tape?

Yeah, that's what it was. And he was going to play... No. No? What were you going to play? I was going to play... No, no, last time. And we forgot to play it. Last time.

Oh, yeah. It was a Micro Melancholy a micro on a giant burn right yes and then we got off on talking like about the ghostbusters or something yeah and we forgot to play it and we skipped it and then i just went um so apologies to micro melancholy uh okay now shit gets loose okay my turn so i'm gonna play no it's dave's turn oh and i was doing a bit where I was going to do it again. It was a whole turkey situation. Gobble, gobble. All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play this.

Tape that. Another Delaware dude. This is like a Delaware-themed show tonight, kind of. Might as well keep that going, right? Yeah, keep that going, Dave. So I'm going to play a couple cuts. Form a move. themed show tonight, kind of. Might as well keep that going, right? Yeah, keep that going, Dave. So I'm going to play a couple cuts. Formal news.

Keep doing that. Keeps me calm. What track are you going to play? What is he playing? Yeah, this is the Newark Noise at the Bike Shop, Volume 1, which is a bunch of live recordings that were mostly recorded at the

Newark Bike Project by Jamie Orlando. I think two or three different locations of the Newark Bike Project as it moved. A place around here that kindly lets us do shows at their locale. I believe Ian Franklin,

front of the show, Ian Franklin. Jamie Orlando, front of the show, Jamie Orlando. And I believe Ian Franklin, friend of the show Ian Franklin. Jamie Orlando, friend of the show Jamie Orlando. And Sean ESL, friend of the show Sean ESL. I believe they're putting this together. Stealth Fox. Yeah, Sean Stealth Fox. I believe they're putting this together.

These live recordings. Mostly from the bike shop. I think like two or three are from somewhere else. Yeah. Yeah, but all local Delaware shows. I don't know if it's like, if you can buy it yet. I think Jamie's still dubbing them. Read the lineup, Joe B. This is the first one. I've heard about it, but this is the first one I've seen. Micronesia. In the wild. In the wild. Goodwill

Smith, the guys who do Hossu Mountain. Which we've also... Which we just played. Yeah, man. Keep them going. It's all coming together tonight. That's me. Veils is me. I'm here. Boss Battle on super moon Shredder ghost, telescope, feline trumpet Ozger

Machine guns Dancel Neil vs Mr. Castle Dreamcusher Ziggra, Shigarm And others You didn't get to the B side? That's just the A side That's just the A side What's on the B side? That's just the A side. That's just the A side. What's on the B side?

Some giant claw, some radio shot. You, Mike, that's Mike's on the other side. That's what I was getting at. Thank you. And when I recorded this material, I kind of was feeling a little sassy. Who were you playing, Dave? Angry. I was mad.

I'm just going to play the first two cuts off the A side. I was mad. I'm not going to hold Eldabat. I was mad. I'm just going to play the first two cuts off the inside. I'm not going to hold Eldabat. I was mad. Play the first two cuts. Yeah. Two strips of bacon. Talk about the art at all? I like the cover.

It's just a close-up. Oh, it's from... The bike project is like a bike repair place. They do all kinds of stuff there, right? Yeah. It's a project. That's part of the bike. Yeah. It's mainly bike stuff, though, right? Yeah. It's a project. That's part of the bike. Yeah.

It's mainly bike stuff, though, right? You're mainly going to run into bike stuff. Lots of community events and stuff there that they host there. They're having some speakers soon, right? Speakers here. Like a TED Talk. Yeah. They have an open mic comedy night there.

I'll do a TED Talk there. Give me a wireless headset mic thing. Wait. It's just a guy. Speaking of comedy, I saw you post something on Facebook that you were ollieing over something. That's... What was that about? I ollied over a bong on a stage in front of an audience. What?

I didn't do a kickflip. Did you land it? I landed it. You sticked it in? Whose bong was it? I was so happy. What? Whose bong was it?

Friend of a friend. Where was that at? It was at a comedy theater in New York called the UCB. So they were positive. How'd that come about? What's the deal with that piece? My girlfriend does comedy and she said we've got a sketch in the sketch show and that's it.

The entire bit is someone ollies over a bong. Then it goes black. Okay. Fade to brown. That's what it was. There was an announcer before it and was like, now for the most extreme thing ever. And you, and that's,

it was me and I ollied over a bong and I was so, I was like really stressed out all day. I know I had to do it at night. I was like, I'm going to land on my ass in front of the whole audience. Was the bong upright or on its side? What was it like? It was upright,

but it was like six to eight inches tall. So I, I'm not, It was upright, but it was like six to eight inches tall. Bigger than yours. I'm not the best ollie-er in the world, but it's something I'm proud of. I'm so glad you did it. I'm glad you brought that up. Did you laugh? They didn't know what to do. No, they knew what to do.

They were supposed to laugh, and they didn't. I saw that on the interweb. You saw it on the internet?b. Yeah, you know, no, no. Wait, you saw it on the internet? No, no, just that he typed it. Oh, I saw your sister giving you shit for it. Yeah. Your little sister?

Yeah. Said, like, how proud mom and dad will be or something like that. That's pretty tight. I just saw her today, too. She brought it up. Oh, she did? She asked me if I landed it. Oh, nice.

She's like, fuck yeah, mom. My sister. Oh, your sister. But he calls her mom sometimes there's a pretty sweet video sean doing some uh skateboard stuff in indonesia on the net too sean esl one of the dudes that worked on this compilation good tie-in dave yeah you like that wow you look you took the skateboarding aspect the tape aspect and you brought it all together all together wow made for now it's a big suit. Killing it tonight, Dave. So what are you going to play with the tape?

The first two cuts. Thank you, Joe. Hold my hand. Oh my God. It looks like a picture of Andre the Giant meeting a little child. Dude, hold his hand again. That's insane. Oh my God.

Hold your hand. It's mine. Oh, why is this so weird? Look at that. It looks like E.T. is shaking someone's hand. Well, if yours was flattened out all the way instead of being so bumpy, you'd have at least another two inches. I've been seeing the doctor about stretching them out.

Let's play the tape. I feel like we've been talking a lot about other stuff. Let's play this tape. I like talking about stuff. Mike's getting antsy. Mike, just relax. We've been talking for a long time. It's been like ten minutes all right my journey vacants and Goodwill Smith recordings live recordings who do Hossie Mountain was the last tape we just played yeah damn it's at the same break

is the quiz huh yeah yeah yeah so long you know good one oh we could have talked about it. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so oh Thank you. I'm sorry. The Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. so so I'm on the edge of the moon I'm on the edge of the moon I'm on the edge of the moon I'm on the edge of the moon I'm on the edge of the moon I'm on the edge of the moon I'm on the edge of the moon

I'm on the edge of the moon I'm on the edge of the moon I'm on the edge of the moon I'm on the edge of the moon I'm on the edge of the moon I'm on the edge of the moon I'm sorry. Micronesia. Micronesia. Whatever.

He's from around here, right? That's one of those. Where's he from? Philly. I think he's a Philly dude. I think he's originally from Delaware, though. Well, he lives in Philly. I don't know where he's originally from.

And then Goodwill Smith, Chicago crew. Chi-Town. Who rolled... Windy City. Rolled through with... I really want a Chicago-style hot dog. Right now? Oh, they...

Just in general. There's a new place. Where? There's a new place right next to where I work called Beef It Up. Really? Yeah. They have Chicago-style dogs? It's Chicago-style sandwiches and dogs.

It's Chicago-style dogs and a gym. And their menu has a picture of Mike Dicka, the old Chicago Bears coach, blown up, really pixelated on the front, taking up like two-thirds of the menu, biting a hot dog with all this mustard coming out of it. You're not going to be able to find them online. You're lying!

They made a menu like that, and they're going to have a website? Yeah, Joe, get your head together. You work on 40 right by my parents yeah yeah yeah it just opened in february everybody says it's gross but i'm not joking this is a real place really yeah regional joe b will you add will you add a um when you get your sound if you're ever on route 40 in barrow delaware and you get down you as the boys and girls

club. Joe, when you get your laptop back, will you put a sound clip on that's form on me? Callback to this. My turn. That's what they call a callback. Yeah. What are some good radio

terms? Stuff like that. Like you did the traffic and you're like, Jimmy did the traffic and you're like jimmy can you do uh something something do a call back to my not call back because we yeah what's some other what's another industry lingo yeah some lingo there's one i always thought was funny it was called a donut yeah what's it doing yeah it's like when you have uh like pastry around and it has like a little intro and a music bed and a little outro.

So that's all set. And that's a file you have saved on your computer. And then you just throw down what today's news is over the bed. You know what I mean? But the intro and the outro and everything is already assembled and it's already 30 seconds long. So you've got to fill the donut. So there's a hole in the middle and you fill it with today's report. So that's a donut.

It's a news donut. Yeah, it's a news donut. So what's a coffee roll? Mike, I don't think you understand how radio works. Wait, what's music bed? That's just underlying music in the background? Yeah. Okay.

That's when they put toilet music on your... I'm not goofing. That's when they put in the background? Yeah. Okay. I can't tell if you're goofing. I'm not goofing. Yeah, it's when they put toilet music on your pastry. We were talking about that earlier, right? And I kept asking, what is that? Dubbing butthole surfers under half of this episode. Mike, what's the URL for Oxtail Recordings? OxtailRecordings.Bandcamp.com.

Oh, he got the.com. Just say it like Frank. Oxtail Record that band camp.com oh he got the.com just say it like frank oxtail recordings bank yeah he didn't get the.com he just got that that's just like the subject of a sentence you just put a space and it goes there oxtail recording bank recording internet find us on the internet at bank yeah all the internet at Bankhand. Yeah, all the dot coms were taken. It just took spaces instead of dots. That's it. My turn? Yeah.

Gonna play a tape by Fiber Optic Tap. Huh. Tape's called Drunken Suffice. No thanks. Thank you. On bad friends. What's going on over here what's the bit we don't want to hear it

why don't you guys want to hear it say what it is again fiber optic tap no thanks you look great be nice to me next next

you're so funny Dave Be nice to me. Nope. Next. Next. Oh, you're so funny, Dave. You see what we're missing without that laptop? Tape on Bad Friends. Bad Friends is the name of the label. Bad Friends number eight. Came out last October, an edition of 50 copies. Bad Friends.

Bad Friends label. Bad Friends. Bad Friends. Bad Friends label. Bad Friends. Knuckle Friends. Bad Friends. Bad Friends label.

Number eight. Number eight. The eight. Bad Friends. Eight. Bad Friends. One, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Bad Friends. bed friends bed friends label bed friends knuckle friends bed friends bed friends label number 8 number 8 the 8 bed friends 8 bed friends 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 bed friends fiber optic tap I like the uh god this download code

download code dear ah I wish you like I wish Terminix covered uh download code infestations

I want a gif of that might crumble up in download code infestations. I want a gif of that. It might crumble up in download code and slam it on a stool. There's just too many. I like the covers like a really close up of a television or something like that. Not really, but like that.

But what if it was? What kind of world would that be? Joe, you're going to hate this on this black shell. And they just like... I think they just wrote it on there with like a... Why I oughta? Like a white pen.

The white pen. Come on. A scribble on fiber optic tap. Oh, not even neatly, huh? Not even neatly. Next. Yeah, and the packaging other than that is really awesome. I wish they...

To illustrate during that when it was silent, I made like a weird face. Oh, they heard that. Like I was signing real hard. No, they heard... They could hear that face. Our blind listeners will be able to hear the... Like when they touch the speakers. They're holding the speakers.

They go, he just made that animation. And then they're like, why is he wasting time talking explaining it we all felt it we all felt what it was come on first time we got into blonde blonde jokes no we've done blind oh yeah all right good we had that because we were talking about how fucked up it is when you hear about a blind person climbing a mountain then you find out they're not all the way blind they're just a little bit blind and it's like, no, big deal. When do you hear of that? I've never heard of it. I'm constantly hearing it.

I'm constantly hearing it. Alright. What are we playing? Five Rock to Ten. There's some weird mailing list there. Drunken Suffice on Bad Friends. Here's something off of it. Off the B-side. Go, go, go, go. Go.

Win. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ um © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Hmm? © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the and do that. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Fiber optic tap from drunken suffice tape. Drunken what? Suffice? Suffice?

Drunken suffice. S-U-F-I-S? I don't know. What's that word? Mike, what's that word? Drunken suffice? Drunken suffice? That's not how you spell suffice.

S-U-F-I-S? Yeah. I'm going to go with suffies. Suffies? Yeah. S-U-F-I-S? I don't know what's that word. Mike, what's that word? Drunken suffice? Drunken suffice? That's not how you spell suffice. S-U-F-I-S? Yeah. I'm going to go with Sufis. Sufis? Yeah, S-U-F-I-S. Yeah, Sufis. Oh, I-S. Yeah. You said that, and I heard I-C-E, I swear.

Sufi Muslim, right? Oh, is that? Yeah. Right? I don't know. The Sufi's a Muslim, right? I don't know. No?

I don't know. What? Dang Muslims. No, I don't know. i don't know what dang muslims no i don't know no that's it that's a sunni i think it's too sunni so what's a sufi i thought you were talking about some kind of muslim sufi i don't know sufi i went to school with david sufi and sufi's pizza it was right by the four moon moon. Oh, no. Sufism is generally understood by scholars and Sufis to be the inner mystical or psycho-spiritual dimension of Islam. It's kind of like Kabbalah to the Jews. And these are drunk ones. These are drunk ones.

Okay, right on. It's not a disease. It's not? No. What's not a disease? I said it's a disease, and then Joe explained it, and then I was saying it's not a disease it's not it's not no what's not a disease i said it's a disease and then joe explained it and then i was saying it's not a disease and i'm now i'm over explaining this joke hmm interesting like what do you think about over explain something yeah that was a knock come on joe drunken sufis is like you know those things are uh opposites because uh muslims

most i think don't drink alcohol they Oh, they don't drink alcohol. Oh, it's like a radio koala. It's like a double negative. It's like a radio koala? It's like a double negative. Radio koala is a double negative. Oh, it is. Joby, what do you got?

In the Queen's English. Oh, this has been a confusing show. I have a tape eye. Has this been a confusing show material-wise? Let me go. Material-wise or material-wise? Let me go. Material-wise or time-wise? No, stuff we were playing. I have a tape eye.

The man. This is another confusing tape. This is a very confusing tape. Where am I? The group's called The Man. The Man. The tape's called Born From Blood. Born From Blood.

Is it B-O-U-R-N-E from blood, like the Bourne Identity? No. It's not in the Queens. It's not blood? Like the Bourne Identity? No. It's not in the Queens. Bourne Identity 7. Bourne from blood. Standard American English. Standard American. What's this thing? Oh, it's the download code.

Jesus Christ, man. Mike, slam it on the wall. What label is this on, Mike? Loin seepage. That doesn't say that anywhere on here though This is about the Just forget everything that's about to happen Is this the end of the episode? Is this the

The latter part of the episode where all the listeners Have Things are going to get really dark From this point on One time i mailman the rest of this podcast can be found on tabs out that onion for our for our brave listeners my old mailman jack jack uh who doesn't come here and he has a new route they gave him how do you how do you know he was a very good guy when there was Because I seen him on his other route. And you were like, son of a bitch.

What are you doing delivering mail here? He would always say nice stuff like, the tabs are out today, when he would have a lot of packages. One day he came with a package from Loin Seepitch. He goes, got something from Loin Seepitch. That should be good. Just that he was always so happy.

Loin Seepitch, huh? Yeah. Alright, so what are we doing with the man born from blood? Jack, he was always so happy And that's how he said it Yeah Alright So what are we doing The man born from blood Jack he was in his 40s And this is produced by Paul Oldham Which I thought was weird

Which is Will Oldham's brother That's crazy This came out last September 2014 The trio of Rick Bennett Troy Powers And George Wetherington

George Wetherington It's like I'm trying to say Washington But I have a list And George Wetherington. It's like I'm trying to say Washington, but I have a list. And George Wetherton. That's a weird list. Our first president, George Wetherton. All right, play this tape.

We're going to play the first track. Speech therapist is, I don't even know what that is. The second track. That's a new one to me. You ready? Born from blood. We all are. Dave, get off your top onions.

I'm sorry. You turn me into a vampire. I sleep all day long. Dreaming of our new breed. And our power in the sun. So that's all it takes A taste for blood and a big mistake Late night, we were friends Spent the night, so it began

Next morning, we had a fight the kind of fight but nobody's right things we did what we said the falling blood in the bed Turn me into a vampire baby And I'll sleep you all day long Dreaming of a new breed baby, and our power in the sun. It's not always sweetness in life A bit of tape after a fight I make a buck

my pickup truck That was another chance we took We'll try the green cute flower And turns it into a ticking bomb That microscopic higher power Makes me keep on doing wrong You turned me into a vampire, baby

Now I sleep all day long Dreaming of A new breed baby And our palace In the sun And our palace In the sun And our palace In the sun

Confusing The man Weird and confusing aren't the same thing Born from blood That's true Joe yeah i'm on your side on loin seepage you're stupid joe's been the nicest to me tonight so i'm on his side what else is loin seepage put out they put out raw thug which did a tape in that that those socks up there i'm a straight raw thug they packaged a tape in a pair of like gym socks oh i remember you played

that tape right i wore those socks too yeah ma turner who we played some you did put those on didn't you yeah oh they put out they put out the tape in the socks who do it's luincy bitch oh okay okay um that's yep alcohol party and tropical trash we got that tape that looks like a punk tape it's a weird label man it's a weird label, man. It's a weird label, man. Man, you're a weird label. Man, it's a weird label, man. Loin Seepage is just a weird label. Stop

using all the bandwidth. Loin Seepage is your band camp. It's going to use all the bandwidth if you keep being so weird. Hey, I need Come on, give me some bandwidth. No! Loin Seeppage has it all I'm just so tired of loin seepage Using up all the good bandwidth Whose turn is it?

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What they only made one And they gave it to us Huh Huh No How's it to us This is what happened Oh

Couple weeks ago I went up to Brooklyn Brooklyn New York Can't find anything good in Brooklyn Nothing good Go right past it You come here You ain't find nothing

You played a gig right I played a gig With You gigged up there. With Telco Powers and Bob Rainey and Joe Bastardo and Mickey and Seamus. Mickey.

Mickey Rourke. I don't know their last names. You know Mickey? But I met them. I feel like Joe's about to go into a character right now. Joe! Joe, who's this guy? He's from Brooklyn. Hey, you know Mickey? You tell him.

He's got a message for Mickey, doesn't he? Old so-and-so. You tell him. No, I don't know. I thought you were going to just... Workshop it a little bit. I thought you were just going to... Acting.

Acting. I feel great. Yeah. So what's going on? You and... So I went up there. I played a. Yeah. So what's going on? You? So I went up there. I played a show with these guys. Who did I say already?

I said, Joe Bastardo, Mickey and Seamus played as a trio called LAN. And Joe Bastardo does this label Moss Archive.

Moss Archive. And this is a new tape on Moss Archive that he gave me at the show and i don't think it's quite available yet don't call it exclusive so yeah this might be an exclusive might be the only one that exists yeah it might be don't call it moss archives with an s he gets really upset i said archive i know that's why i'm good job thank you good for you he gets really upset if you say archives.

No! No, no, no, no, no. So this is Jan. I think it's Jan Balsam and Herman Cohn. Two people that I've never heard of before. Can't find anything online about them. Never heard of them. Don't know who they are.

Don't care. Tape's called Dialect Pattern. heard of before can't find anything online about never heard of them don't know who they are don't care tapes called dialect pattern and moss archive artwork is always really beautiful really awesome like graphic design does it say in there who did the artwork jobe now that you're holding it in your hans look at that that's nice yeah like the inside the inside is like a wallpaper

pattern of the the the inside is like a wallpaper pattern of the the tape title and like just the cover has like the green on it but the rest is all black and white it looks tight a little bit of red on there too flip it now look at it too scary

this is intense artwork what if he did flip it and look the other way now look at it no this looks tight I really like this cover and how the spine just like just repeats

the dialect and then pattern and upside down and right side up and all the way down that's tight this looks real tight

I'm looking for my mouse archives on the wall okay whatever all right you want to play something from this let's play something from this jan balsam and herman cone is it jan or jan j-a-n jan i think that's jan i think it might be on i thought it was a lady named jan could be that's two n's i think it was right I don't know I'm just gonna agree with both you just play it safe all right you will play some

I'll always be right pattern dialect you'll always be ahead of the game Mike Niagara what do you think of this looks good no Jan or Jan he likes it I think it looks looks good. I don't know. I think they did a really good job. I like Mike's strategy. Jan. Oh, he goes all in Jan. I'm going to go with Jan. All right. Here it is. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm sorry. The End I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Okay.

Where's the fucking nut? Jan Balsam and Herman Cohn. Yeah, that tape sounded like if a squirrel found a rotten nut. That was what I thought it sounded like earlier, right? In his cave. Yeah. When he brought it back. In his cave?

Yeah. Squirrels have caves? Yeah, he took the nut back and then that's why it sounded like it was like reverb and stuff. He took the nut back to the rest of the squirrels. Yeah. And they were like, where's the nut? In a cave?

Where's the fucking nut? What's going on? It's my turn. Okay, that makes sense. No, it's my turn. Can we get that right? Yeah, I'm ready. Oh, there it is on the floor.

Kill Altars. Self-titled cassette on god mode redacted info in the front of that thing on god cia document god mode number 61 came out i think last month's file xl is also coming back yeah the covers oh yeah that's coming back a lot of stuff coming back coach is coming back too no it's not yes it is coach is coming back oh everyone from it are you serious yeah what's he coaching now oh i don't know because didn't coach it started off his college football but then didn't he go to the pros oh i don't know i never watched that show i never watched and like mona from uh who's the boss was there oh really yeah and he was like teaching like or teaching as that character it was a crossover yeah it was a crossover show no he was a coach for like a professional team in like miami right mike you're gearing up like you know i have no idea do you know what coach is nope what's your show what's your what show did you grow up watching simpsons reruns no you gotta

give me something else live action live action what was on TGIF when you were 12 what's the one that has the theme song everywhere you go everywhere you go that's full house that's why I was asking we were just talking about that

is that what you were talking about I just remember the song that's the one with... I just remember the song. I don't remember any of the... That's the one with Steve... Steve Urples. Steve Urples. Yeah. And he always goes... Oh, yeah.

Did you do this? That was Family Matters. Right? Yeah. Did you do this? Will you have some cheese? A reversical. Reverse-er-cle.

It's a reversical. Will you have a reversical will you have some cheese did you do this it's okay let's move on kill all your self-titled cassette uh yeah the cover is like there's a bunch of words and some of them are blacked out i love that zip con or or dave said some redacted text some Some redacted information. This cassette is pretty fucking tight. Who's in the project? Bonnie and Nico's, I believe, are their names. And it's a bunch of awesome shit intermingled with some, like, home recordings of, like... Some really cool shit.

Some really cool shit and some other shit and some awesome shit and stuff. Some cool shit. There's some recordings of like their mom from when they were kids. Like, you know, dealing with some heavy shit sometimes. It's really weird to listen to at moments, yeah. But it's a good fucking tape.

Should we listen to some now? You guys. Joe, what are you doing with that? I'm reading it. What'd you find out? What did you discover? Nothing. Like what you were talking about. The samples from the self-documented tapes.

100 copies of these jams. 100? Is that too many for you? Dude. Scary. All right. Let's get into something on this Kill Alters tape. Self-title tape c32 on god

mood Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Bye. Thank you. I'm a human shelter All the way down All the way down All the way down Thank you. Put the windows down, put the windows down I won't leave you now, which I love Sign it up, sign it up, sign it up Sign it up, sign it up, sign it up Sign it up, sign it up, sign it up Thank you. I'm going to be a monster I'm going to be a monster I'm going to be a monster I'm going to be a monster I'm going to be a monster

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I don't know. I feel dirty. Too scary. Yeah, too scary. There's a lot of too scary stuff on it. Definitely worth checking out. It's a really good tape. All around really good.

Good, good, good. Very good. Everybody's doing a really good job. Everybody's giving themselves a hand. Mike Nigro, thanks for coming over here. You did a good job getting here. Good job. Thank you. You didn't get lost. You didn't get lost. That'd be too scary. a hand mike nigro thanks for coming over here you did a good job getting here good job thank you you didn't get lost you didn't get lost that'd be too scary i'm glad that you didn't get lost

joe b what do you got i got this tape mule mule is that mule how do you say it m-e-w-l there we go i've been waiting we go Split with a golden living room What is that like? You pee all over your living room? It's like a golden shower but your entire living room Too sexual Jesus Christ Mike This ain't heaven

This ain't heaven number 70 That's a lot It's one more than 69 It's a C32 you guys always laugh at that and I don't get it but that's the bit that Dave doesn't know what 69 means but he knows it makes us laugh

and that makes him happy he just says it all the time and because he doesn't know it he's always laughing to fit in sometimes he tests other numbers to see if those are funny. It's like 72, right guys? And no one laughs at me?

Then he has a list. And then he just circles 69. I think both these projects are from Kansas City. 77 copies of this one. I think that's where they have the FFA competition. Oh, yeah? What's that? FFA, Future Farmers of America?

You weren't in that in high school? No. Oh. Were you? Yeah. No, you weren't. Yeah, I was. Were you really?

Big time. You just got out of class, like, doing all this stupid shit. Like what? Playing corn? Well, there was a corn roast. Oh, like the corn would sit there and you would say jokes about it? Yeah. there was a corn roast. Oh, like the corn would sit there and you would say jokes about it? Yeah.

On a stack of hay. I knew this asshole when he was just a colonel. That one needs to be more like... There was hay rides. There was a little plant sale. I planted trees at Little Sisters of the Poor one time. This is all during school. So I didn't, that's what I did.

This isn't a funny roast, Joe. Is this your material for the roast? No, this is what FFA is. What? Mule split. Mole. With meow. Meow.

Meow, see? Split with Golden Living Room. I think we played a Dream Crusher tape on this label last time around. Maybe two episodes ago. Oh, the fucking Band-Aid thing wrapping around the Narokko. Stop doing that. Because this all in all is pretty nice. I like this artwork.

All these cards inside. Well, it comes with a little transparency. This giant download card. Yeah, the big one. This giant download card. I'm going to paper cut. Here, put that in the bottle with download cards. You hold it, Dave.

Now it's regular size. Now it's tiny as a post-it stamp. This is double wide. All in all, good artwork. It looks awesome. And then you've got this fucking... Look at this fucking case with the Noroco sticker. Throw it somewhere.

The fucking sticker on it. I hate it. I hate it. I feel like that didn't make it. All right. Meow. Golden liver. Meow. Golden liver. Meow.

Meow. Meow. Meow. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I won't let you escape. I won't let you escape. I won't let you escape. I won't I can't Thank you. I'm so scared. Thank you. I want to see you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon so so

so Instagram yet? on instagram yet joe you said that sounded like uh twin peaks music yeah it sounds like uh yeah what's his name badalamente what's his first name yeah that does the scoring? Badalamente or something? It's like a lo-fi. The Twin Peaks soundtrack got dubbed over and over and over again until it started to degrade. It's like a toilet music tribute to Twin Peaks music. That tape's good.

That was awesome. Real tight. Real tight. Good job, everybody. Real dark. Too scary. No, I wasn't scared I was way too scared I like Hosh and Wish I met this guy I was in Hosh and Wish

Mike I gotta tell you When I saw I ran into Wishbeam In New York City And he said that The jokes are starting to Go downhill lately So

Oh really Might wanna tighten it up A little bit over there He really said the jokes Are going downhill Our humor isn't for men In their 40s. For a younger crowd.

Specifically Mike. Mike's jokes have been going down. Someone on Twitter likes that too. They like when your jokes don't land. Evidently it's a thing. It's a thing. A podcast you love to hate. I hope people

play like drinking games waiting for your jokes not to land and then i jump and they drink and they get really drunk because it happens a lot that was a good one joe i'm sure everyone's not drinking after that one to burn you don't you dare burn me what if we are a podcast that everybody just like makes fun of. Yeah. Like really angrily. But then it's like what are we going to say next? It's been a fun night

Dave's turn Is it my turn? Yeah Dave I'm gonna play this Tiger It's constantly your turn Tiger Tiger

Tiger Village tape Tiger uppercut What are those colors? Double cassette These are some Some Aqua

Aqua gradients I would call them Yeah those are beautiful Yeah let me see that thing What's that a jellyfish? Let's talk about that case first. Talk about that case, Joey. It's like a double cassette.

It's one of those Big Mac cases. Yeah, like a Norel. But like Norel. Can you just use that same? Look at that. Oh, shit. What's that, gradient theft? But the radius.

Mike Niagara just used that same color scheme. Is it double or is it like two? They like glow together. They come like that, the cases, yeah. it like two? They like glow together. They come like that. The cases, yeah. With like the... They're like attached. Yeah.

But I've never seen them that color before. Don't break it. You mean this color? Yeah. Damn, girl. Those are the same. The Niagara tape and the... Looks good.

Tigerville's tape are the exact same color scheme. What's this Tigerville's tape called? You guys use the same Photoshop filters? Yeah. There's some brick wall on that. This tape is called In Stereo. Oh, it's not just called a number? No.

That's what it did with his other things, right? Yeah. One. One through four, right? This is In Stereo. There was three. This is what? In Stereo.

In Stereo. I like Stereo. Actually, I'm a mono man. I like that it's two tapes and it's called In Stereo. I get all the reissues The Beatles reissues On mono Oh yeah?

Worth a lot of money They're reissuing them? He drives across the country Looking for them I got some Barbra Streisand LPs that are in real good shape The original mono I got some 78s

But no covers on them I want like five bucks A piece for them You can give me like Two fifty or something though No cherry picking Yeah No cherry picking Take them all I got some 78s with no covers on them. I want like five bucks a piece for them. You can give me like $2.50 or something, though. No cherry picking. Yeah.

Take them all. All right. Sweet 309. That's the name of his label, right? That this is on? This is a Sweet 309 tape, right? Yes, this is a Sweet 309. Let me see it real quick.

What did he do with the spine, with the logo on the spine? Where is it? Before we get to that, Suite 309, 320? 420. Has he done 320 releases? Yeah, easily. Really? If you count each tape as a release. Mike's doing a prank. If you count each tape.

Yeah, he did like 100 of the Giant Claw tape, 100 of the Radio Shock tape, 100 of the, what's the other tape that he did? Giant Claw, Radio Shock, Splice Girls. There was's the other tape they did? Giant Claw Radio Shock. The Splice Girls. There was 300. And you did 20 of these. Oh, all right.

So why is the catalog number 320? That's what I want to know. Exactly. Yeah. Mike doesn't know. No one knows. Don't let him fool you. I wonder if it's crazy if he started at 300 or he started at 309.

He's going backwards. Started at 309. Gotta go back in time. And then count up from there. Oh, what if he did? That's a what if he did Cause that the amount seems roughly 11 Yeah yeah What are you doing

You guys aren't listening Mike had a good point He said sweet 309 right So what if the catalog number started at 309 Was the first one And then it went up from there Oh we got them right there. They're on the wall. Do we have all of them? I think so.

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F-U-N. That's fun. I like fun. You like fun? Yeah. I love fun. Tiger Village. All right.

I love music. Which tape are you playing? One or two? I'm going to play. I'm going to start. Joe, I'm going to start right from the beginning. I'm going to tell you a story. I'm going to start right from the beginning.

Here you go. Here's the download code. Don't share that. That's illegal. Alright, you ready? Let's do this. Yes, let's please do this. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Tiger Village. A whole village of tigers. Is that what it is?

Either that or it's a village inside of one tiger. Like a village for mice? A village of people. Or small people. Pauly Shore is a mouse cop who lives inside of a tiger. It's called Tiger Village. Tiger Village 2 in stereo.

He's the only one. Mouse Cop 2. Tiger Village. Okay. He didn't send us three of those. I like when he sends us three of them, at least. How many did he send? Two. What are we supposed to do with that?

What am I supposed to do with that? Joe doesn't even get one. Mike's got himself a car. Yeah, I'm fine Alright we wanna Take us out Take us out Did you see that

Did everyone see that No no that was the opposite There was an entire pile of tapes And this one was on the bottom And I grabbed the bottom one And 14 other tapes To stay up there tapes and this one's on the bottom and i grabbed the bottom of the magician's tablecloth tree yeah and 14 other tapes that works no because if they fell it would have landed yeah that works all right with the hand our blind listeners feel dave's hand motions you feel the speakers right

there you'll yeah dave did a thing with his hands they made the bit work yeah joe they know you don't have to tell them well you're explaining it for our non-blind listeners for our sighted listeners immortal beings mars 1266 i prefer non-blind are you setting up a scene yeah i'm not gonna play a tape. Mars. 1266. Picture this. I got a GoFundMe site for my movie about this. No, Immortal Beings.

Mars 1266. A tape on Dub Ditch Picnic. They just came out with a bunch of tapes. That mask is too scary. I know, right? Let me see it in a second. Is that the Martian's face? I'll get to it in a second. That's the man on the Mars.

It's the man on the Mars It's the man on the Mars You know the bit where we say things wrong Yeah Joe you really thought that one was funny So you think the moon is Mars Do you think that the moon is Mars the moon is mars and everybody's just like everybody's just like just you can't tell him now he would be so embarrassed if you told him now dub just go along with it dub picnic is doing a uh a winnipeg underground series that this is part of um this is a fucking intense tape but yeah let's get to the mask

there's a mask it's a scary mask no eyes it's like the kind of mask I imagine Dave has sex with while he wears this mask right I don't like masks without eyes in them well you put your eyes in there Dave that's whole how do you think a mask works no I like eyes and then you look through the pupils

that's why Dave hates Halloween because he wears eyeless masks he can never see anything. What? What? You wear masks. The bit there was, Dave, that your masks don't have cutouts for your eyes. Man, your jokes don't work.

You said eyeless. Yeah. Which means right. Immortal beings. It was right. Well, you gotta give him that. Episode 63? Is that what we just did?

Correct. Mike Nigro, thanks for joining us. Thanks, Mike Nigro. Yeah, thanks, Mike. Thank you, guys. You guys all did a good job. Mike, you did a good job. Thanks.

Dave, you did really particularly great tonight. I don't know about that. I wasn't going to say anything. Don't be too nice, because then I think you guys are lying. Don't be too nice. He's right. Back off, guys. You did so good. Don't be the nice. Bank off, guys. You did so good.

Don't be the rapper too nice, Joe B. Alright. Too nice. Too nice. My name's too nice and I'm here to say Go ahead and clean your dishes in a major way. I'm going to do your laundry and mow your lawn. We're gonna dance till the break of dawn. Then the beat kicks in. Oh, that's just the issue.

Then the beat kicks in. That's acapella. You really know how to build a track. We've got a regular producer over here There's a scratch there too Alright Mike Nigro Thanks for coming

New batch on Oxtail Recordings Be Kind Produced by Be Kind That is my producer name You should be too nice i'll be too nice the bit just came together for me when you said both the names together that's when it landed with me that's when i really felt it all right good night i'm done © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so so Thank you. I'm going to have to go back to the Thank you. Thank you. so

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