Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #64 | 4.18.15

Episode Date: April 18, 2015

Fire Death, Mus. Hiba, Macula Dog, supermoon, Lewis, Macho Alex, RED Trio, Mathias Grassow, Millions, Tether, Xanthocephalus, Juxwal, The Variable Why, Dagir Du, and Crank Sturgeon.

This is Parashi, listening to the Best Podcast. Oh, shit. I'm not sure. So dark and blue When I'm sleeping When I'm sleeping When I'm sleeping When I'm sleeping When I'm sleeping When I'm sleeping When I'm sleeping

When I'm sleeping When I'm sleeping When I'm sleeping Tabs out. Oh, shit. Because that podcast episode 64. See what I did there? I like that, what you did there, Dave. Did you record that? Yeah, I threw that together today.

For a special event. You're a hell of a musician. Oh, it's 64 special as well? Well, you know. I know. It's that Beatles song. I pulled up while that was playing. pulled up the wikipedia page for that song to try to get a fun fact but there's not really many fun facts about it no no you got a wikipedia and it says it's just a song about turning 64 just some beatles

song well well ian franklin in the studio tonight hello i, Ian. What's up? Hi, Ian. I just realized something as soon as I said that. Dave, you're a podcast man. You listen to a lot of podcasts, right? I do listen to quite a few. Do people who do podcasts say who they are in the beginning? It depends. On what?

The podcast. Oh. I just realized if somebody's listening now- Like Stereolab, it's always, well, you know, it's a WNYC show. WNYC. So they have really, I'm Jed Abumrad, or however you say his name. Well, what I'm getting at is, like, are we supposed to say our names at the beginning? I'm Dave.

Well, I. Mike's Ian Franklin. Total confusion going on. Where is Joe B. tonight? Probably doing some tatting Probably doing something stupid Whatever Ian filling in last minute

We asked him a week ago Not quite last minute When humans create a time Dave there's a lot you don't get about time And how it works That is true I don't get time at all You don't understand the way the earth, there's a lot you don't get about time and how it works, how it's perceived. That is true. I don't get time at all.

Yeah, you don't understand the way the Earth used to move a lot slower and minutes. You know, scientists, there's a heavy debate on what is a last minute. But Ian, filling in here, you want to kick things off? You want to play the first tape? You want to put the first tape in my ears? Yeah, let's do it. Oh, you want to put the first tape? You know what I heard the other other day you want to hear something pretty cool yeah i would love to hear something cool so there is apparently apparently there is a hearing aid like a hearing device but you put it in your mouth and you like

put it behind your teeth and and your tongue picks up the vibrations and that's how you hear things. Ah, that's interesting. I heard about a guy who was blind. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. Believe it or not, you can't see. Anything? Nothing at all. Hold on. Close your eyes. That's what it's like all the time. Even with his eyes open. I wouldn't go on. But apparently he installed, he has a camera that's hooked up to the back of his head oh yeah i saw this guy he's got a really weird haircut oh i saw the haircut too that's weirder than being blind but apparently it like it the camera like

like so he has a camera it's pointed out like it's like a gopro yeah it's like a gopro kind of and he does like stunts and it like puts it on youtube yeah i've seen this guy but it converts the color information to vibrations and it vibrates something in the back of his head through some connection he has like a rat tail that vibrates yeah kind of like a matrix thing yeah it's kind of like a matrix like he has a plug that actually goes into the back of his head so he's like so colors vibrate and that's how he picks up visual information. But then how does he determine color to whatever? I don't know.

How does work? What's that called? Echo location? Yeah, how does that work? Or just making that sound. How does that work? I was fishing for the word, and you got it. Echo location. that sound like how's that work you just i was you go like that i was fishing for the word and you got it echolocation you make that they like like a bat will make that sound and it'll go out

and it'll hit something and bounce back yeah but getting a detailed image from that is insane to me no i mean if you you get the proper stuff days you can get it done i don't know the proper stuff there's a lot of like uh what are those uh animals that have like the extra sensor things and they can pick up? Sharks. Ducks. Yeah, a duck. What is a duck? Spiders.

How does that, like, I'm about to go grab Liz and ask her how that hearing device works. You know what? I'm going to grab her right now. Go grab her. Keep talking. Because now I'm, I didn't really get all the information. But was he really talking about sharks? Mike's not in the room.

You want to make some jokes? Quack, quack, quack. Who needs them? Tapes. That's a good one. What did you do today Ian anything good I worked yeah me too Oregon's dumb it's really dumb

she's busy so we'll never know how that works but I think it's a waste of time I think it vibrates your tongue and then somehow tongues don't have ears though I think it vibrates your tongue. And then somehow... I don't know. Tongues don't have ears, though. Tongue sense. I think Ian was on something with the sharks.

Because sharks can sense stuff. Tongues. Right. I love them. But they don't have ears. No, they don't. They don't have two big ears and the Groucho Marx glasses with the nose and the mustache. Because the shark that killed my paw did.

It's whales. That's whales. That's one thing enough. Never mind. All right, Ian. I didn't know you were sea creatures. Let's get into it. I think Ian should have a segment where he talks about sea creatures.

Ian's sea creature corner. Tied out. I'm not an expert. Tied out. Yeah, that's it. All right, Ian. Let's play a. Tides out. I'm not an expert. Tides out. Yeah, that's it. All right, Ian. Let's play a tape. All right.

Let's see. I'm going to kick it off. Kick it off. New one from Fire Death. Fire Death. Fire Death. That's a hell of a way to go. Yeah.

Are you kidding me? That's a terrible way to go. Fire? You guys watch Game of Thrones? No. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. watch Game of Thrones? No. Spoiler alert, come on. What? That doesn't give anything away. Now everyone knows that there's fire in an episode.

They're waiting for the fire. There's fire in every episode. I'm sorry, I haven't seen it yet. Is it like Backdraft? I've seen that. I haven't seen that. It's for poor electricity, so there's fire everywhere. Right. Fire Death.

Cleveland Crew. Cleveland Crew. Stoney. Baloney. Stoney Baloney. J. Guy. Sam Salami. And Matthew Gallagher, who just knew to the crew.

Yeah. This is a killer take. Hot jazz. Hot jazz. What does Matthew Gallagher do in Fire Death? It says on the back that he plays the Rotten Box. Oh, okay. Well, he does Rotten Bone.

No, that's Stoney Bloney. Stoney Bloney does Rotten Bone. Stoney does Rotten Bone? Yeah. Okay. He told me that he's playing this crazy box thing that Stoney put together. Okay. Well, that makes sense then.

The Rotten Box. That makes sense. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, we know what you're talking about. Rotten Box. That makes sense. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, we know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. We're all on. We know what everyone's talking about. Sharks.

This is a killer tape. I think they put this together, a tour tape, because they're, are they still on it or are they just finished? No, it's over now. Yeah. They were on tour like a couple of weeks ago. A couple of weeks ago, yeah. They stopped by.

Oh, did they? Yeah, they stopped by on did they yeah they stopped by on the way to they were in Baltimore and then they're going to NYC did they have a day off why did they what happened with that date

they were supposed to play in Newark right they were and then something happened I don't know that's a bummer who knows they were pretty

fucking spectacular at Voice of the Valley last year oh hell yeah absolutely they were really fucking good, man. That was my first experience. Ever in your entire life?

Yeah. Have you been in a coma and then you woke up and, oh, that's why he didn't talk the whole way to VOV. Yeah, well, and why the doctor said not to take him. Mike, you remember on the way there,

I asked Ian if he was experienced and he said no. And then he saw a fire death and he got his armpit hair. I thought you guys knew this. No, I didn't know this. Well, yeah. All right, well, let's get into this. What's that, a plain white shell?

You got to write something on there. You got to write something on there. It's got a 30 on top. Is your only C30, Ian? You're not experienced. It's not. What an unexperienced clown we got in the studio tonight.

Stick to the sea creatures. Leave the tapes to the professionals. Alright, fire death. Circuit of the stars. What's that? A bunch of marijuana leaves on the front? You think it is, but it's not. Ooh. Little switcheroo there. Wait, you know what I like?

What is it called? Look at the little guyeroo there. You know what I like, though? Wait, you know what I like? What is it called? Look at the little guy on the back. There's a little guy on the back? I want to see now. It's funny, so I want to see. It's a little globe with sunglasses on. Let me check them out. I really dig it.

Okay, yeah. Yeah, that is Dave. Wait, what's reflecting in his sunglasses? Ooh, I think you might have to zoom in and enhance. I need new glasses I just got a um an eye appointment for an eye exam. Ian can you see that? There's something in his glasses. I was supposed to get new glasses, but my insurance changed now I don't have vision anymore. Oh, sorry to hear that. Lookin' at O'Banna. Yeah O'Banna's probably wearing so many extra glasses right now Cuz no one can use them.

I think it's in the left eye. I think it's a solar system. Left eye. Oh, rest in peace. The planets or some planets. Either way, I like it. This is self-release, right? Galaxy.

Yeah. All right. Well, you want to jump in on side A here? Yeah, side A. Just jump right in. Let's do that. Fire death. Episode number 64. Starting her off. Fire death. Circuit of side A. Just jump right in. Let's do that. Fire Death. Episode number 64.

Starting her off. Fire Death. Circuit of the Stars. Self-release seat there. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Hot fire. Ooh. That was solid tape. Scorch. Yeah.

Fire death. Circuit of the Stars. Self-release one. Can you still get that? I think it's all gone. All gone. I feel like sometimes free jazz is not as good on record as it is live. I feel like it's really, really, that's where it's at with that style of music, but that was actually

pretty damn good on tape. He mastered it. It was some Cleveland dude, but he did a real good job putting it down. Good job. Dave, do you have the sound of you if you lose on the prices right

on your soundboard? I used to, but I don't anymore. Just checking. let me turn this off on that yeah all right day's corner my turn i'm gonna play this tape oh yeah moose iba moose iba m-u-s-h-i-m-u-s period period stop for a moment pause pause iba h-i-b-a newish one that came out on orange milk i don't know if it came out at the end of last year at the beginning this year it was the last batch right with was it the last wasn't it with the food man tape and the um let me go to orange milk records.com on my um so while you're looking for that uh this originally came out on Noble on CD.

Label called Noble. Yeah, that was the last batch that came out. Okay. The Food Man tape and the Padna tape. Okay. Yeah. So this is a weird one. Like I said, it originally came out on this label on cd um noble and there's this voice synthesizer this vocal like

singing synthesizer program that came out in japan called utau uh-huh and basically it's people make a bunch of like voice banks. Mm-hmm. Ooh, Tao is how it works, Dave. Uh-huh. Let me, um, go ahead,

go ahead, go ahead, go, go, go. Jesus Christ. Come on, gobble,

gobble. So basically like a bunch of people, I guess there's a bunch of different ways that they, no, that's it. Go ahead, go ahead. No, you're good.

I'm really interested. It's like a vocoder thing. He mutes me right now. I'm going to be so fucking mad. Go ahead. All right. I'm done. Go ahead.

I'm serious. Did you just mute me? Get me his microphone. All right. all right so it's like this vocal synthesis program where people basically talk into a microphone record like pieces of like words like ka ba la like a whole library of those things and then they go into the software and they like make lyrics and melodies out of those fragments oh and like it's it's really fucking bizarre because what they do is they make these utaloids which are character like that's what the voice bank is it's like a character of that voice bank and each one of those characters

has like a japanimation like avatar and and a backstory, and there's intermingling stories between all these virtual singers. There's a whole world of them. Wow. It's really, really weird. This person used one of these virtual singers exclusively on this whole album. Do you know which one? Yes.

Who is it? It is, I'm going to try to pronounce ufo seca oh yeah ufo you know uh-huh so you guys want to hear a little bit of uh information on ufo i'm dying to hear a little bit of information here's some supplemental information to get you started okay her hair is light gray with a long braid and a white bow on the end. That's already not what I was thinking. Doesn't have any headgear. No headgear. She has black or gray with a slight white purple illumination colored eyes. She has earphones, which are a white and black

headset with red illumination. Okay. And she wears a white coat and white boots. You want to hear a little bit about her personality? Yeah. absolutely. She's a soft person. She's good in snowball fights, but not good in sports.

Are you describing her or me? This is my soulmate. Her white coat, which Yufu never takes off, even in the summer, may be made of high-tech, all-weather material with a portable air conditioner. Maybe. Ah, maybe.

There's a rumor. We just don't know. I bet it is. There's a rumor that she is a spirit of snow. Ah. And she has a sensitive tongue. Okay, prior from catching all those snowflakes. 17 years old.

Ah, younger than that. She's 4'11". 4'11", huh? Uh-huh. But some of these characters have, like, vocal ranges. Like, it'll say, like, how high or low they can sing. What is the name of this thing? And they have, like, Twitter accounts and blogs.

Oh, good for them. It's insane. Like, real Twitter accounts? I guess. I mean, there's links to them. I haven't really, like, explored them, but I'm assuming. I don't know if you should click on them. Yeah, I wouldn't. It's insane. It's real Twitter accounts? I guess. I mean, there's links to them. I haven't really explored them, but I'm assuming. I don't know if you should click on them. Yeah, I wouldn't click on that either.

I really don't know. It's so bizarre. There's literally thousands of these things. So is there like an online thing where all these things can intermingle with other? Like the way the we characters hang out yeah i don't you know what i don't like a like how do they find each other well there's like i went on utal.wikia.com and that's where i'm getting all this information so they have like information on all the characters their backstories and stuff and i guess you can download their voice banks

from this site too so they have them them broken down into region and stuff like that because apparently the software was made for the Japanese language, but people are trying to do English-speaking characters and other languages as well. Is there a community of people who are really into this? I don't know. I think so. I think so.

I mean, if there's 5,000 of these characters I don't want to be into it but I want to hang out with someone who's real into it yeah but like by association yeah that's weird man and you know what's even weirder is it's not even this is a free version of a piece of software

called Vocaloid which is the same concept and they have a whole whole world of characters in that world as well. There's so much stuff. I know. The world just has so much stuff. I'm really surprised we haven't completely used up Earth's storage with how much stuff

that we have. It's so much useless stuff. It really is. Not that that's useless. That's one of the important ones. Once you get food and, like, shelter. Uh-huh. Tapes.

Yeah, and then you get this thing. Basic necessities covered and, you know, all this weird shit starts happening. So, Mushiwa, the tape. What's the tape called, Dave? White Girl. White Girl. I wonder what that, uh, what's that mean in Japan?

What does that mean in Japan? Yeah. Like when I think of a white girl, I think of white women getting salads and stuff. All right, name me the tape. Oh, where is it? Yeah, the, uh, the Food Man tape that came out on this batch is fucking insanely good. Doesn't surprise me. I'm sorry to surprise you.

God damn it. Ian, are you surprised? You know, I haven't listened to Foodman that much. I hear good things. Oh, you should. A lot of purple going on here. This is a pretty one. I like it.

Yeah. Killer artwork. Let me see that cover. What side am I putting in here, Dave? I'm just going to take it right from the top. It's not rewound. Side A. Rewind it. Why are you telling me?

I could have been rewinding that whole time. It doesn't matter. Well, that can be debated. Yep, artwork by... It could be debated, but we're not going to. Artwork by Keith Rankin. Who pretty much does all the artwork for Orange Milk, right? Yeah, pretty much're not going to. Artwork by Keith Rankin. Who pretty much does all the artwork for Orange Milk, right? Yeah, pretty much.

Kills it. This is like a really classy looking scene right here. It is. And what's that orb? Keith loves his orbs. What is he in the orbs? I want a doctor's opinion on why Keith Rankin put so many orbs on his cover.

Shiny orbs, too. That makes it even worse. Right in the center, too. Right there. It is dead center. Look at that. It's like the nipple of the cassette. I bet he starts with the orb. Look, when he does a new piece of artwork, I bet his room

is full of orbs. And he's like, oh, God, I gotta get rid of all these orbs. What am I gonna do? I put seven on that giant claw tape. What am I gonna do? I got so many orbs. And then's like, oh, God, I gotta get rid of all these orbs. What am I gonna do? I put seven on that giant claw tape. What am I, I got so many orbs. And then all of a sudden the guy pulls up the truck.

He's like, hey, I got a bunch of Greek statues out here for you for Keith Rankin. He's like, oh, God damn it. You better hurry

and take them. They're all dripping. I got some black and white tile on the back here too Mushiiba or must period

heba or however you say it it's probably Mushiiba you say it that way but you just you break it up

in the text yeah white girl side A new orange milk White Girl, Side A, New Orange Milk. Thank you. so Thank you. so so See you next time. You can see me running On a passing I'm so bad So bad

I'm bad I'm bad I'm bad I'm bad I'm so bad Thank you. oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh she uh yeah what was that yeah that shit was so insane oh computers are getting to be what the new terminator coming out and like you know Star Wars Star Wars computers are just getting to be a little bit too much for me all right that's the flaw in our computer that it's whenever we say two it plays

but it doesn't know if you're saying two like the number or if you're saying like two or two all right you're gonna break it or together or three so that's pretty good that's a good one i like that all right my turn yeah what do i want to play i'm trying i don't know gotta keep up the energy all right i know what i'll play keep up the energy a lot of energy so far i'm really fucking weirded out by this utau thing oh it's yeah man it's weird i really don't want to go into it too much because i don't want to get creeped out like i don't want to be sitting up in my room with the lights off. Wondering if she's going to come get you? No, like looking at different

avatars and shit. All the profiles and just getting sucked in. I don't want that. Shut the window and you still hear it. It wasn't outside. I'm having a nightmarish night. By the way, those are all free to use apparently. that's crazy

I hope it's one person doing all of it can you imagine like imagine this is like the real life imagine this is like the Atari graphics to like Playstation graphics from like 30 years ago but in this like I'm a Nintendo man

but in like this particular like you know what i mean no what are you saying i'm saying like picture this like 30 years from now but picture like a progression it's like atari when you stay just like if you grew up with a game boy and now kids are growing up with ipads yeah what if what if you can't the difference in their mind starting off with that technology mike's getting creeped out. What if like 20 years from now this is like a huge thing and there's just no more

there's no more people musicians. It's just that? Yeah. I'm cool with that. I'm ready with that. There's a lot of shit that can be that give musicians a break.

You know what I mean? They've been going hard. Give them a break. Let these let these characters take over. What if... It makes you think a lot about life, Dave. All right, I'm going to play a tape.

Do you understand life? I do not understand life. Time life. Time life. Macula Dog. Self-titled cassette on... I believe you say Horde? H-A-O-R-D.

How would you say that? Horde. Horde. Yeah, I'd say Horde. Horde. IO-R-D. How would you say that? Hord. Hord. Yeah, I'd say Hord. Hord. I liked earlier, I was telling Dave about this tape, and I said, Macula dog. And he said, Macula dog?

And I said, yeah. Like Dracula, but Macula? Exactly. You got it. With dog. This just came out on Hord, as I said. A label that they did a... Excuse me.

They did a... Did you just swallow your boogers? No, I got some phlegm situation going on. What'd you do with it? Swallowed it. They put out a comp called Horde's Buncha last year. That was sick. And they put out a Tumbleweave

PD split. Tumbleweave, that sounds familiar. Yeah, they were on the comp, both of them were. And those two fellas is who this is. I believe their names are, I got it written down here somewhere, Ben and Matt, Tumbleweave and DrutPD. Ben and Matt, huh?

Ben and Matt. But I wrote a little bit about this tape. It's a C20. They should open a mattress store Ben and Matt like Ben and Matt like Ben and Mattresses so they would sell

did I smoke too much pot? no you were good David I assume you're good what they're going to sell there they're going to sell half of a mattress or no a third of a mattress M-A-T-T-R-E-S. They'll sell like a half of a

mattress. Is that how you remember how to spell mattress? Mike, it's only R-E-S because leave the last S off for savings. There's another S, right? And then the Ben part of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. That's what they would sell there. Don't just stare at me like that.

Don't you dare do that to me not while I'm saying such awesome shit anyway look at the cover who's that guy who's that fella oh is he in the blue man group don't let him in

look at that hair he's in the blue man group and somebody bopped him in the face I don't want to talk too much I mean what if this is one of the guys? You think it looks like that? I hope it is. No, I'm sure if that's one of the guys in this project, people have mentioned to him before that he looks off.

I can't believe it. Play the first three tracks on the A side. This is real tight, though. I think the first three tracks all together a side this is real tight i think the first three tracks all together is like five minutes or something like that jungle swingers purchase power station me round mouth me round mouth me round mouth is it mark and matt or no i think mark is the name you're looking at one of the trading cards here like each there's four trading cards each shape comes with one yeah i think mark is like the dummy on his back.

I think sometimes they play shows with dummies on their back. Or on the shoulders. Wait, I thought you said this was Ben and Matt. Dave did smoke too many pots. Alright, let's get into this. Wait, hold on. Explain it to me. Dave, I'll explain to you while we play the tape.

Macula dog. Like Dracula, but Macula i just i said that i remember that part self-titled word number three self-titled c20 here's the here's three three big ones Thank you. We're about to be lions We're about to be lions We're about to be lions Kingdom of the New World That waits a lifetime Sweet from the mind

A life start Monkey mind to mind I'm a lifestyle monkey, mine, mine. Bye. Red line Animals on the fly Wretched and all over Searching for a guide We're the three lions Making magic drink We're the three lions Kingdom of the many words They waste a lifetime Sweeping from the barn

I ain't been a lifestyle Money, money's mine Thank you. I'm going to go. The shark will give the fly Ocean problems to her dog To boil around the rain Take her bed and lay her on the floor Purchase clouds and sugar Oh, for some good I adore The folks in trouble Snatching, killing, lifting the bar What the fuck?

Stop the shit, my trolling horse A field that looks waste My looping is the top of the stream Catching all the whips ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ I don't want to get in the hotline. I don't want to get in the hotline. I don't want to get in the hotline.

People, stop it. People, stop it. I don't want to get in the hotline. That was bonkers, man. That was really good. That's my favorite tape so far this year. You like weird shit, man. Macula Dog. That was really good. Wasn't that... That's my favorite tape so far this year. You like weird shit, man. What is it? Like, what was the year?

Third of the way over? Is it really? I think so, right? That's my favorite tape so far this year. Macula Dog, self-titled on Horde or how? Horde the Duck. Darkwing. You remember Darkwing Duck?

I do. Yeah. Darkwing Duck. I never. Yeah. Darkwing Duck. I never watched it, though. Let's get dangerous. That was his thing, right? What about DuckTales? What if Darkwing Duck was in a DuckTales episode?

What was it? Huey, Dewey, and Louie, and then there was Uncle Scrooge? Yeah. What was the one with the, I think it was a spinoff of DuckTales with the guy who was the pilot? It was the guy who was the pilot. It was the duck who was the pilot. I don't know. Hold on.

Let me just Google the duck who was a pilot. See what you get. The duck who was a pilot. I put it in quotes. Is that how you use Google? Pilots, talent, and all that. Did you get a Google whack on that? I love those things.

Oh, here we go. Hold on.? I love those things. Here we go. DuckTales, Wikipedia. You've heard of that, right? A Google whack? What's a Google whack? It's a launchpad McQuack. Launchpad McQuack? I don't remember that.

What's a Google whack, though? A Google whack is when you Google a term and there's only two results from the search terms. He was in Darkwing Duck. Launchpad McQuack was in Darkwing Duck as Darkwing's sidekick. Darkwing Duck

was a spinoff of DuckTales. Really? No one cares about this? No, I'm just blown away. i had no idea weird man launchpad is a slightly different character in darkwing duck he performs less action sequences who wrote like who edited this wikipedia page someone's like they didn't even mention that he's slightly different in darkwing Duck. He performs so many less action sequences.

Hold on. They got a register account because they forgot their password. And somebody's like, just who cares? And it's like, no, it's significantly less action sequences. It's a slightly different character. Ian, Franklin. Yeah. You want to play Gazette Man?

Yeah, I'll play one. All right, man. What you got? I'm going to play this new one. Split tape from local jammers. Supermoon and Boss Battle. I know Supermoon and Boss Battle. Yeah, we know these guys. Real recent.

Picked it up at the last final Friday was it the final Friday I think it was just a random noise in Delaware but no info on the tape nothing on the inside just just some crazy are these hand painted labels

I'm not sure what they use but I really do they're hands food painted come on I really do. I'm not sure what they use, but I really do. Their hands, right? Food painted hands. Give me a break here. Come on. What is this? Come on. Amateur hour. Come on. This is nice. I like this.

Supermoon is Kirby. What's her last name? I guess it doesn't matter. What's her social security number? Kirby from around here and then Sean ESL, we call him we played Sean Stelfox right yeah we played

last time I think we played a tape by Stelfox yeah and then before that I think we played another tape a collab that he did he's been living in Indonesia yeah we played

we did we played that one the Rongo on keys yeah yeah yeah so what are you gonna play are you gonna play I'm hoping you're playing the Supermoon track

yeah I think the Supermoon track. Yeah, I think the Supermoon is side A. I'm not positive. Oh, you don't even know? I don't even know. I'm going blind. But it says Supermoon boss battle. It's very dangerous to do that. Well, Supermoon is the first.

Hold on. If you want to go blind, just hold the tape and go. And it'll bounce back the information. I need the GoPro in the back of my head. Oh yeah. A little tingly. All right. So self-release.

What does sound feel like? Huh? What do you think sound feels like? To that guy. To that guy? Yeah. Specifically to him? Yeah.

Like what other feelings would he compare it to? Like biting into a popsicle with your front teeth I don't like that he's constantly like or a brain freeze and every time he uses to see something he's like it hurts so bad like a time traveler but it's the only way he can find his keys

or somebody that has like their memories all come rushing to them and it always hurts in the movies like what movie does that happen in what about bob gremlins it happens every single morning or when somebody like they like download information in their brain like there's so much information at once i never thought about that.

That kind of shit does happen. Where they're like getting a button and they're like, like when you like download a big file to your computer, it's not like shaking and stuff. I like in movies when they're like, they need to like copy a

file into something, but they have to do it before somebody gets there and finds them. And there's the bar going across the thing. And as soon as it's done, they're like, yes! They grab it and run. And it's always done right in the nick of time. Oh, right in the nick of time. I always worry that it's not going to be. I'm with you, Dave.

I would like there to be one movie, just one movie, where the person in the very beginning, or somewhere in the middle, when they're trying to get the information, they get caught and someone's like, hey! And they take it from them, and that's the end of the movie. I want to see one where he copies it just in the nick of time, but he goes for the thumb drive and he can't get it out of the computer. That's the worst. That's good. I like that. Well, now you would just it would be a laptop. Why don't they just take the whole laptop? Because they don't want the guy they don't want Mr. Big

to know that the laptop's gone. They just pick up the whole desktop computer and run out of the room. This is a With the monitor and the printer. This sounds like an episode of DuckTales. It sure wasn't Darkwing Duck because Launchpad

McQuack did a lot less a lot less he did he performed a lot less action sequences and this my friend is a textbook action

sequence that's where it should have been right there yeah okay what are we playing oh supermoon yeah all right supermoon from the split with boss battle where can you get this in uh you can pick it up at eckert's right aid walgreens i think you can get it at rainbow or if you're in newark or you can hunt down Sean somewhere, probably. Hunt him down. I'm going to hunt the most dangerous game. Sean.

Alright, here's Superman. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was too scary. Superman. Split with boss battle. Yeah, man, that was tight. I don't know why I didn't get one. You'll get one. I better get one. Give me one. Give me one of everything.

Just give me stuff. I don't know why people just don't give me stuff constantly. I know. Dave, what do you got? What do I got? Just give to me. I'm going to play some more weird shit, man. You got another weird one?

I got another weird one with some story to it. I'm still coming off the last one. I'm still floating on the last one, baby. What do you got now so light in the attic a couple years ago released um some material that like a crate digger that they knew or one of them like was digging crates and found this record of this dude that did uh stuff on like a private press label back in the 80s that went under the name of lewis and it's really weird outsider like downer music it sounds kind of like nick drake but like really really

like more depressing than i think i might have seen something about this yeah and so light in the attic they released a couple of his records and they couldn't find the dude and they even had a disclaimer on their website like if you're this person we have an escrow account set aside with your royalties is that okay to do though even if you pay him probably not we're just gonna put this

out and you know profit off of it but we'll put a little aside for him in case he comes along I mean even if he gave him like all of everything he still didn't ask right yeah yeah yeah i don't know i'd do it i'd do it i don't care i'm a wild man but anyway they um they they finally found who this person was a couple years ago is he still alive he's still alive yeah they found him they like bought plane tickets to go out and meet him they showed him the reissues that they made of his stuff and he was like really flattered he had no

idea that like people were looking for him for like so long and he was just like i don't care it just like that was a long time ago you can those reissues are yours like that's cool wow and so like they still have the escrow account set aside for him in case he decides to change his mind one day. What have they got out there? They said that they're not going to re-release. They're not going to re-press the reissue because they sold out really quick. But they decided,

nah, he's alive and he's not making money off of this. So we'll just set the money aside that we made and then we're not going to re-press it. And if he ever wants the money, he can have it. What if they put this out and then they found the guy and he was like a grand wizard in the KKK? We're not going to repress it. And if everyone wants some money, you can have it. What if they put this out? Yeah. And then they found the guy and he was like a grand wizard in the KKK.

Then what was this? What would they do then? They probably wouldn't give him the money or distribute the record. What would you do? You already put so much behind it for years, right? Several records. You said several records. Yeah. Yeah. What would you do if you got there and he was just so fucking racist i don't know man you say

shit i mean there's nothing you can do you know i mean i mean if there's nothing i'm also just assuming he's not i'm going into the story no assumptions here yeah but i'm assuming he's not. I'm going into the story assuming... No assumptions here. Yeah, but I'm assuming he's not a very high up leader in the clan. But maybe he is. I wonder what he's been doing, though, this whole time. Just stuff around the house. Carpentry.

You know, keeping busy. Yeah. Pretty much. It's just kind of like a domestic life with his wife. That's cool. Yeah. So anyway. This tape came out

a new recording of this guy's stuff. Recent recording. And Summer Steps Records put it out. And the tape's called Hawaiian Breeze. There's a little picture of the ocean cropped out on a white background. I wish they tracked him down.

Some relaxing font on the bottom. I wish they tracked him down. Some relaxing font on the bottom. I wish they tracked him down and he was like a Japanimation synthesized voice box. And it was just like, I'm so happy you found me. Feed me my nutrition pellets. Oh, yeah. I remember this tape. Yeah, remember I pointed it out to you. I looked at the inside and I was like, oh. What was that? Oh, the, I remember this tape. Yeah, remember I pointed it out to you, and I looked at the inside, and I was like...

Oh! What was that? Oh, the fan fell. There goes the fan. Yeah, and you were like... Pretty, like, normal, you know, non-artsy pictures of people on the inside, like, in the studio, and I was like, oh, this is going to be a bunch of normie music.

Yeah, but it's not, you're saying, huh? No. And the cover's just, yeah, just a square picture of the beach. Yeah. And it just says, Lewis, Hawaiian breeze. All right, so you're saying it's good. It's real good. What side do you want me to put in?

Put it on the A side. We're going to take it. I like playing the first cut. I know. It's like all the way at the end, though. Let me see this cover. You've been doing this a lot tonight, Dave. What do you want me to do?

Bring in these tapes. Rewind stuff. I thought that's why you got the rewinding station. Yeah, but you gotta tell me you need me to rewind it, though. Otherwise, you have to rewind it in that deck. Yeah. You're wearing down my heads. I remember when I was a kid, my friend, his dad was really into like, you know, like he would rent movies and like copy them onto VHS tapes.

And he had like a catalog of everything that he had and everything was like organized alphabetically and stuff. And he had this little rewinder for VHS tapes that was like a little like Ferrari. And like the hood came up and you put the tape in and put it down, and it was rewinding, the headlights were on. Nice. I would really like one of those for tapes. I take it everywhere with me. You know what would be really tight is when you rewound,

the left turn signal went on, and when you fast forward, the right turn signal went off. When you hit pause, the brake lights go on. Somebody get Carmelo's dad on the phone. He's got an upgrade to make to his life. Or no, don't do anything when I fast forward, but when you rewind it, the reverse lights turn on. And I want it to drive around the room.

Drive around the living room, rewind the tape. Or just when it's done it finds you it drives to you and pops up and says like tape's done it says anything

you can program it to say anything this is still rewinding by the way alright you know what I like we'll edit this part out you know what I like

on the inside of the J card though what do you like is this what we're going to edit out right now just cut it right now and play the tape. There's, I guess, people who worked on the record,

like photos of them, collage style, picture style. Yeah. And then there's somebody playing a Juno, can't tell what it is, Juno something. A keyboard synth? Yeah, a Roland Juno... I can't tell what it is. Juno something. A keyboard synth? Yeah, a Roland Juno synth. And they've just got their extra large coffee sitting on the top of it.

It's just like a really human thing to do. Yeah. It's like the only... I mean, every other person's really serious in there and they've just got their coffee in there. Nobody else is. This guy doesn't have a coffee on his trombone. This guy doesn't have a coffee on the mixing desk.

No, look on this. This guy doesn't have a coffee on a snare drum. Look on the trombone. They're probably all robots. There's a little espresso at the tip of the trombone. Damn, good eye. He's leveling it really nicely. All right, well, this is Rewound.

So we're going to play something from the Lewis. What's it called? Hawaiian Breeze. Hawaiian Breeze. Cassette on, what's the name of the label? Summer Step? Summer Steps? Summers.

Summer Steps. One of those. Yeah, Summer Steps. When I look at this cover, I think like I was on the beach and there was two sets of Summer Steps. But in the hardest times, there's only one set of Summer Steps. Lewis. I'm just sitting on a river bank, dear, dear. I'm just sitting on a river bank, dear, dear. I am just sitting on a river bank, dear, dear.

Old crow swooping way down. Swooping way down. I can hear his feathers sweeping down. I can hear his feathers sweeping down. Holy, holy, holy. Holy, holy, holy. Holy, holy, holy. I just sitting on a river bank. The Lord got me. I just sitting on a little bank I don't need to be black

Ship's whistle, you just a thistle. You just a thistle. Just a thistle in this river. Just a thistle in this river. You just keep on rolling. You just keep on rolling back. Get involved, you got nothing. You got nothing. You got nothing. I'm just sitting on a riverbank

I'm just sitting on a riverbank I got a real blank in my hole. I got a real blank in my hole. Two hearts carved real deep in a hole. They carved real deep. And a real bluebird singing so good. A real bluebird singing so good. There it is. Hole in here. Hole in here. Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Lord, I ain't got no place. No place, please. I'm just sitting on a riverbank.

I'm just sitting on a river bank I'm just sitting on a river bank Holy, holy, holy, holy Holy Lord Holy Lord Holy Lord, Holy, Holy Lord, Holy, Holy Lord Holy Lord, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy Lord Holy Lord, Holy, Holy Lord. Oh, pro's swooping way down. I can hear him sort of sweeping down, such a...

God, no. I'm here to tell you three facts, I'm just... You're not me. I am just sitting over here. I'm gonna get you over here. I am just sitting over here. I'm gonna get you over here. I am the signal here I am the signal here I'm not being careful. I would like to say the back story isn't real but those pictures in there make me think maybe it is no it's definitely real because the other people have found those

private pressing copies of those records from the 80s or whatever I wonder how many there were to begin with 7 142 wait do we know I don't know how to follow up. That's a tough one.

That's an emotional record. What do you think of his voice? I loved it. I loved it. Insane, right? I loved the effect on it. I loved everything about it. I know I'm going to play.

Let's keep it weird. Yeah. Yeah. Is that all right, everybody? No, I think we should definitely go weird. I'm going to play a tape. I thought you were going to hit a sound effect and it was going to be like. I was going to hit one, but I couldn't think of a good one to use.

Okay. You've been really heavy on like the whatever it is. Definitely not that one. Well, what is it is. It's definitely not that one. Well, what is it? No, it's not that one. It's... It signifies the same thing. Yeah.

I'm going to play a tape by Macho Alex. Tape's called The Funk. Released on Psychic Arts. Ian, have I told you about this tape yet? No. Okay. Well, that'll look directly into your baby blues when i when i say it so this tape was recorded in the the mid 90s by a 12 year old who would sell the tapes at like recess for two dollars and whoever does i guess this label

psychic arts went to middle school with him. And got the tape when he was like 12. And it's been sitting in his closet for 20 years. And then he decided, I guess, to make a bunch of copies of it. And here we are. And it's literally just a 12-year-old kid. He didn't do anything to it. No, he didn't do anything to it.

I'm going to say this is probably the original artwork. It's got to be. I guess that's Macho Alex there. That's how he saw himself. Look at the little guys by his feet there. Where do they hold them? Guns? I think they're guns.

At first I thought maybe skateboards. Are those his bodyguards? Because they're really small bodyguards. Dave, they're just really far in the background. Okay. Perspective. Do you not know how perspective works? Do you not know how ought works, Dave? Lazy bodyguards. No, Dave, they're just really far in the background. Okay. Perspective. Do you not know how perspective works? Do you not know how ought works, Dave?

Lazy bodyguards. That's ought. No, Macho Alex is just extremely fast. He ran up and he struck the pose and they're like, let's go get him. So it's like a drawing that a 12-year-old would make of a real muscular guy with a little Schwarzenegger- bodybuilder type guy. That's pretty good drawing. I can't draw that good.

I'm serious. And then there's two bodyguards standing way in the background. And it just says The Funk. I don't think that's like a font. I think somebody hand drew that. Let me see. Let me get a close-up look at this. You want a close-up look?

I don't think they had fonts back then readily available to 12-year-olds. Well, compare it to the spine because it says the funk on the spine, too. Well, he could have just wrote it once and then copied it. That's actually a really good drawing for a 12-year-old. I'm serious.

Maybe he had his older brother to do it. He's like Gil, his brother's in the eighth grade. You draw somebody like a bodybuilder. I'd be charging like $8. That much? Good lines Good lines man Good lines

We're gonna play a track Called Randy Savage Nice The Macho Man Brother Snap into a Slim Jim Elbow off the top rope That was his move He died right?

Oh he's gone He's not with us anymore He's uh He's snapping into Slim Jims in the sky, Dave. I like this card that comes in it. What is that? A fish man? That's actually where Thunder comes from. When Macho Man snaps into a Slim Jim in heaven.

I want to start a weird religion right now. So far, all we've explained is where thunder comes from when macho man snaps into a slim jim in heaven all right let's get into this tape on psychic what was it called arts arts by oh it's macho alex the funk here's a track called Randy Savage Randy Savage, he eats his cabbage. He eats it all night long, just like a good boy should. Eats his cabbage, yeah.

Gonna live that extra year. He doesn't have any fear of eating the cabbage. If it's rotten, it's randy. Savage, it's a rock then it's Randy Savage. It's Randy Savage. He has no friends. He just sits home watching TV and eating cabbage happily. It's Randy Savage eating his cabbage on a new day drive. It's Randy, Randy, Randy, it's Randy Savage. Yeah, Randy, Randy, Randy Savage. He is that kind of guy that would eat his cabbage.

If only you knew him, I think you wouldn't like him. Because he eats his cabbage, he's a good boy, eats his vegetables just like mama's boy. Ooh, it's Randy Savage Cabbage Boy. Cabbage Boy, Cabbage Boy, yeah, Randy, ooh, savage boy. Eat his Brussels sprouts if he wants to. Spew them up all over you. It's Randy, that wonderful little boy. Macho Alex. That was real tight. That was hella tight, wasn, that was real tight.

Yo, that was hella tight, wasn't it? Yeah. Super tight. I want to know if that tremolo effect was a result of this person's bad dubbing or if that's on the original master, or not the original master, but the original tape that the kid gave out.

Like the tape that he had. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The tape that he made dubs from, Warble, or did his dubber make it Warble? Right. Does his dubber make it Warble? Does his dubber make it Warble? Does his dubber make it Warble? Say that really fast, David.

It was already a dubstep remix on YouTube. Say that really fast. YouTube is crazy. YouTube is crazy. You can find anything on that thing. All right, Ian Franklin. Eons. Is that my name Franklin Eons Yeah man what you got What tape from a 12 year old in the 90s do you have

I don't have one of those Fair enough Something else then I do have a new one from the Astral Spirits label This is Red Trio The Cooper Black label Cooper Black label. Cooper Black? Yeah, that font.

I'm a frontman. Cooper Black is like everybody knows Cooper Black. Is it on the covers, Cooper Black, or this font? The one that's kind of like the Louis font, if anybody's seen the show Louis. Yo, what is with the newer episodes of Louis? It's really good, right? It's dark. No, you're talking about the season four. Oh, I'm talking about season four, yeah. Not the newest ones. I haven't seen season five. Yeah, season four has got some dark stuff in it.

Yeah, and they don't do the normal intro when he takes the bites out of the pizza. And it makes me feel even more uncomfortable now. It's pretty awesome. No, I like it. I like it a lot. I love the first episode. This is not past spoiler time right at this point

yeah first episode of season 4 first episode of season 4 no you're allowed to talk about that now I was like 2 years old when the garbage men are outside they start like really throwing the trash hard into the dumpster and then they start like banging the trash cans and then they eventually like climb into his

apartment and start fucking everything the trash can lids together and making a bunch of noise and he just gets up like it's normal i don't want to sound fucked up but garbage men are loud there's something happened outside my building with the garbage man last week but like you know when you wake up and you're still half asleep you're not quite sure what's going on it was one of those things there was was a lot of yelling at like 5 something in the morning. Well, those garbage trucks are pretty loud. I mean, if they have to talk, they probably have to talk loud.

There's one dude who I don't hear him anymore. He probably got fired. But every fucking week, I'd hear, and this was like years ago. This was like when we first moved in here. I'd hear, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I'd like jump out of bed like, oh my God, what's going on? There was a garbage man about to run over a baby, Mike. No, nothing was ever going on.

Everything looked totally normal. I was like, why does he do that every time? It's in their blood. It's in the garbage man DNA. I remember I was sitting behind a garbage man at a red light and he fucking threw a bag of trash out the window. Wait, what? Yeah. Like a garbage man not on duty. He was just in his car. No, he was in. And so he had a bunch of trash. No. He was like, I collect it. I pick it up at

five in the fucking morning. I can do whatever I want with it. He was driving the company truck. So he was driving a giant trash can and he just threw that shit out on the street. That's the only time I've ever called a number and reported a driver. Let me ask you a question. What did he throw out? A chip bag out the window? Like his whole lunch. He probably threw it out

and was like, I'll get it later. Or he called somebody and was like, Vinny, do me a solid. Whose turn is it? Cooper Black. Cooper, what do you have? Sorry. Red Trio.

Tape is live in Munich on the Astral Spirits label. You sure it's not live in Munich? Like it's advice? I'm pretty sure. Okay. Is it a live recording? It's a live recording. You're probably right then. That's how I know. Yeah. Astral Sp it a live recording? It's a live recording. Oh, you're probably right then.

That's how I know. Yeah, Astral Spirits, man, is a killer fucking label. Really killer. One thing, because you boys all know I dig a label that sticks to a look and they run with it. Consistency. Yeah. But I love how they have not just the covers that always have like this little like shape on the top. They'll have a different geometric shape type deal. It'll say the name of the artist in the Louis font, the name of the title, and then it's numbered on the cover.

But then on the spine, it's a totally different look. And it's also consistent every time. Half black, half red. I dig it. So have they done multiple batches or is this just one batch that's consistent? No, half red. I dig it. Have they done multiple batches or is this just one batch that's consistent? No, they've done multiple. This is probably

like the 12th tape. Oh, wow. This is the 10th tape, but there's 11 and 10 and 11 just came out and they're working on three more, I think. They're pumping them out. But but yeah I know what you mean they're all the covers different colors

and really killer label tons of jazz this is a jazz trio piano bass drums and yeah I like jazz I really like jazz

I like when people don't like jazz you like jazz I really like jazz I like when people don't like jazz you like when people don't like jazz yeah I don't get jazz when they're like it's just five different guys

playing five different songs give me a good I'm trying to think of the name of that rock band what were they called the REO Speedwagon no

yeah REO Speedwagon. No. Yeah, REO Speedwagon. Boston. Skinner. Kansas. No, that video that you showed me. Texas. Detroit. That video that you showed me of that band and the one guy's like,

the bass player's like falling over and the guy's behind him playing his bass. Dr. Hook. Dr. Hook, yeah. Give me some Dr. Hook. That's just insane, man. Yeah, you too. Speaking of Jesse DeRosa, he showed me that up in Brooklyn. He knows all. Give me some Dr. Hook. That's just insane, man. Yeah, YouTube. Speaking of Jesse DeRosa, he showed me that up in Brooklyn.

He knows all the good YouTubes. Oh, he always sends me home with Goodwins. Always sends me home with Goodwins. I'll say, anytime you go there, he's always got a fresh batch of YouTubes. Also, I wonder if he collects them all year, and then he's like, before anyone visits him,

this is the guy from Big Taste, by the way, who we did a laser focus with. You can listen to it on Tiny Mixtapes. That's that's the tie-in that's why we're talking about it so this isn't totally off topic i bet he has like a list and when there's visitors coming up he's like all right well i'm gonna show him i'm gonna show my cat accidentally eat snake no no no no i gotta i'm not gonna lead off with cat jesse jesse get your head together you don't lead off with cat eat snake you build up to that and then you bring it back down with some dr hook so since we're on a um since we're on an outsider music kick i just want to say are we while i was up there i saw some outsider music on youtube oh yeah from jesse

look up uh youtube complete beautiful sunrises that shit will blow your mind why don't you tell me about any of this i send it to you you just You just don't look. Oh, is that the shit you're sending to me? I never click on that. Well, give me something like context. Write something. I told you.

Like, I'll tell you what, Dave, there's a, it goes a long way of just, there's a difference between sending just a link

and sending a link with the text. Check this out. No, sometimes it goes a long way. Then I'm like, oh, no,

no, no, I'm more descriptive. When it's just a, when it's just a link, it's like, oh my God, that could be anything. It could be anything.

That could be anything. Too scary. Yeah, I'm not clicking on that. All of a sudden, I'm getting, like, get free meat. All right, let's play this. Let's play this tape. We've been going for a long fucking time about nothing. Have we? I'm sorry. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so I'm sorry. Damn.

That was tight. Red Trio. Live in Munich. am that was tight oh wait back red trio live in munich i would love to see a next tape and next the austrian jazz improv band i don't know them what are they called the necks the necks like this yeah like your neck like mike's neck They do a lot of releases that are like two or three tracks, like 30 minutes each. Really? And it's a piano, bass, and drums trio. I like people that they only have one tattoo,

and it's a neck tattoo. You like that? That's bold. Like an eight ball. I want to know, Dave, we need to play this back real quick. My throat just made a really weird sound, and I think I picked it up in my headphones, but I can't tell.

Can we go back just real quick and listen to that, and then we'll jump back in here? All right, hold on. Yeah, you definitely made some kind of gurgling sound or something. Yeah, a little gremlin in your throat. Did you grab a little sample of it? I tried to. Well, go back.

If you're listening. You know what's stupid on mix cloud time travel time travel is stupid give me a break on mix cloud you're not allowed when you're listening to this you're not allowed to go you're not allowed to go back i know why that's so stupid it is stupid dave sometimes you can't fast forward either. Really? But it has, it's like, it's like a legal thing though. Yeah. Yeah. It has something to do with like licensing. I don't know.

It's fucking stupid. How does iTunes work? I don't fucking know. What is an RSS feed? What is an RSS feed? Yeah. Whenever I have questions, Dave always brings up the RSS feed and I'm like, I gotta know who you mean.

It's a file. Okay. It's a file? Yeah. the RSS feed It's a file An RSS feed An RSS file is a file that sends out stuff To RSS feeds So if you like a lot of blogs And you subscribe to it You subscribe to them

When you get subscription updates That's people's RSS file Saying I've got an update And then it shows up in your feed. I still don't get it. What's RSS stand for? I can't remember. Really stupid stuff.

Every time a new episode of a show shows up on iTunes it's because somebody put it in their RSS feed that there's a new episode of our show. I don't get it. And then what? It downloads their phone?

It downloads the file, yeah. It's just a shortcut. iTunes just provides a shortcut to the new episode whenever there's a new episode. Okay. It doesn't matter. Who wants to play a tape? Wait. Dave. It's my turn? Okay. I'll play a tape. Oh, but if you're

listening to the show, go back. If you download it, you can't do it on Mixcloud, but if you download it, go back and listen to the sound my throat made. It was pretty cool. You don't think it was pretty cool? It was pretty cool. Go back a little bit. All right, I'm going to play this tape by you.

I wish I could recreate it but it was No you'll never be able to do that What was that? Little gremlin For the first time I feel like I'm one of the people from V One of the lizard people I don't know what Oh I know what V is

Not very good I don't know what V is Alright It does matter Play Play something I'm gonna play this is that Matthias

is that how you would say that let me get a look at it hand that over here Matthias that's not the right one well we said two names we said two different pronunciations so it works

I knew what I was doing Matthias Grisseau Well, we said two names. We said two different pronunciations. Okay, that counts. So it works. I knew what I was doing. Matthias Grisseau. This tape came out on Cosmic Winnetou recently. Good label. Very good label. I like this label a lot. Somewhere in Canada.

Canada? Yeah. I thought it was another continent. I'm pretty sure it's somewhere in Canada. For some reason, I figured Europe, but I don't know why. I think Europe, too. Yeah. I in Canada I figured Europe I don't know I think Europe too yeah I think it's Canada I don't know well you would Mike look it up while I talk about it so this is I'm gonna Google it my parents where is the label cosmic make sure. Kathy, what's the Wi-Fi password? The Wi-Fi password. No.

All right. Not the alarm code. The Wi-Fi password. Bermuda? Bermuda? All caps? Okay. All right.

No. Bermuda. It's not logging in Bermuda did Bermuda didn't work at though the Wi-Fi password for the computer no for the computer is Mike laughing or is the character laughing no one is all right so anyway this dude Matthias Grosseau

I was really stoked to find this in the mailbag because he did a collab with this dude Alio DA Matthias Grosseau is from Germany Alio DA Italian dude and they did a collaboration that I was really into that a friend turned me on to called

Expanding Horizons. I didn't realize how much this dude actually did, but he's been recording stuff since the 80s, and he's put out a shitload of releases. I think they're from Germany, Dave. Yeah, Matthias Grosseau is from Germany. No, the label.

I think they're also from Germany. Really? Motherfucker. I could have swore they were from Germany. Maybe we played yeah motherfucker i could have swore they were from germany maybe we played something you could have swore they're from canada yeah that's what i meant to say i couldn't maybe it was one of the uh projects that they put out that was canadian but anyway um yeah this dude's been putting shit out since like the 80s and he started out doing like new age music and shit the 1880s the 1880s oh it's been around for a bit now the late the late 1900s the 1980s stuttgart germany uh-huh it's definitely germany dave you were

definitely wrong okay just so's German too, right? Yeah, this dude is German. They're taking over. But this is really tight. Really tight tape. And it's kind of, I mean, I was hoping it was similar to the stuff that I had stylistically, and it is. Just really tight ambient stuff after listening to this his solo stuff can you like

pick out pieces from the collab no cause I don't really know the other dude very well either Leo Dia or whatever I've seen maybe two or three of his releases that's the only one that I've actually heard is their collab I don't have any Cosmic Winnetou is it Winnetou or Winnetou two or three of his releases. That's the only one that I've actually heard is their collab.

I don't have any Cosmic Winner 2. Is it Winner 2 or Winner Tao? Nobody knows. Nobody knows. They don't even know how to say it. It's a mystery. Jeez, I just opened that up. Pandora's Box. Can of Worms.

Campbell's Soup. Can of Whoop-Ass. Campbell's Soup. That's a pretty little picture of a bird on the cover here. You might know that bird's soup. It's a pretty little picture of a bird on the cover here. You might know that bird's name. I saw something the other day. I forget what it was. But there was some article on the internet

that said it showed a bunch of old record covers. Not old record covers. Well, you know, old record covers. Jawbreaker. Make up your mind. Was it old or not? Just a bunch of record covers that had record covers well you know old record covers jawbreaker make up your mind was it old or not just a bunch of record covers that had animals on the cover pet sounds jawbreaker record and stuff like that and it said all these animals are surely dead by now and i didn't click

on the link but uh that was good enough for me and it wasn't like the ending or anything it was like a real article so maybe they got the background on those animals i don't i don't understand uh time i don't understand time and i don't understand how there's like a bunch of like fake there's like a bunch of fake like parody news sites but they're not funny now oh yeah yeah have you noticed that i haven't noticed like there will be like a news article with something that sounds sounds kind ridiculous, makes you want to click on it, but when you read it, it's like a super serious tone and there's like no joke about it. It just sounds like a crazy story. I think those are actual news sites. No.

You know, not every news site is a parody site, Dave. No, there's like a genre of website and when you go into like there's like a disclaimer hidden somewhere. Not easy to find somewhere on the site. Warning, these are not actually funny. These have a super serious tone. You know what I don't understand is the numbering on this tape. What's that number there?

What out of 100? It's like 5G, right? Yeah. I'm going to say... Show it to Dave look at that number Dave what number is that that's not an American number

it's either 59 or 69 you know what that means he doesn't know I say it because it makes him laugh but he doesn't know what it means alright that's a nice picture I know what it means Alright that's a nice picture I know what it means It's when

You know It's when the car It's a car involved Is it car involved? There's a car involved Dave does it a weird way Matthews Weather

Grasso There's some weather involved Short stories Cassette on Cosmic Winnetou Pow pow Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The The The Thank you. Matthias Grosseau off of Deep Stories. I didn't mention the name of the tape.

Deep Stories. Sold out from the source, the tape which is sold out from the source apparently good which is good yeah yeah but I really want to seek out some more of this dude's stuff

now I kind of want to go back to his roots with that new age stuff sounding like get on Ancestry.com find out shit about his grandfather's stuff I thought you were going to say I thought you were're gonna say other words after those words i said

i guess i guess that's not the case are we talking whose turn is it it's your turn yeah it's your turn right i know what prove it gonna play a tape called line in the sky artist called straight line or a crooked line uh like a chemtrail hmm line in the sky by millions oh i know it's us field him yeah the tapes on field him field him number 54 I've been the one to hold off on playing this one and let me tell you why this is episode 64

right uh-huh in 64 64 yep so coming up right around the corner little episode number 69 right and I figured that's what it means this tape is numbered

69 out of 75 and I I really wanted to play tapes that were numbered 69 on that episode so I sent out a tweet asking people if you number your tapes, give us 69.

So far, nothing. No one else has sent a 69. So what? I mean, come on. If you're going to send a tape, just say, that's the funny number. Right, Dave? Yeah, real funny. He loves it. Play this now, though. It's like a school joke.

A school joke? Yeah. joke yeah field him's number 54 lunch comes out you know came out not that long ago uh jesse derosa who we were talking about earlier we were discussing him earlier he does a little solo on this tape right he does a little evi solo which called an evy little evy solo why should we call it that on the second track on side a by location is the name of it i think i'm gonna play a little bit of that it's a longer track let's see it's just over 13 minutes hmm we'll jump in somewhere in the middle what do you say let's jump into the deep end i say let's do it look at this cover art though this uh really tight you know what i love let me get a look at that I'm going to hand it to you

and I want you to look for the detail that you think I like about it you have 10 seconds just on the front of the tape? yeah just on the front what do you think it is Dave? oh I know what it is

it's the little man in the doorway it's the little man in the doorway describe the cover really quick do you have an idea how to describe that I know what it is. What is it? It's the little man in the doorway. It's the little man in the doorway. Describe the cover really quick. I can't describe it. Do you have an idea how to describe that? Because I have no idea how to describe it. So there's like, imagine like a bunch of triangles, a completely black background. Like pizza.

There's white and there's three-sided, there's triangles and there's a yellow. I can't do it either. Let me see this. Ian, you're not going to be able to do it, please. If we can't do it either. Ian, you're not going to be able to do it, please. If we can't do it, come on. Give me something. I don't know. I'm soaking it all in.

Imagine like... It's like he's walking into a room. He's barred one of Keith Rankin's orbs. That's for sure. Yeah, he is barring one of those. He barred an orb. He barred an orb. He put it in a yellow sure. Yeah, he is borrowing one of those. He borrowed an orb. He borrowed an orb. He put it in a yellow room and a bunch of triangles came off of it.

He put it in a real... And then there's one door that opens with a yellow light that shines in. With a tiny little guy. Look at the little guy. What do you think his name is? Oh. What's the guy's name? What's the guy's name?

On three, say what the guy's name is. One, two, three. Perrin. Herman. What did you say? We both said really outdated names. That's funny. what did you say we both said really outdated names that's funny what did you say I said Perry Perry's

good Herman Perry Walker Herman Perry stander man because he's standing tiny little hammers Mike leaves it 69 that's funny that always gets you. High five. Oh, yeah. All right, well,

let's play that track. Sum of that track. By location, off the A side. This is still available, by the way, from Field Hymns. Millions,

line in the sky. Go get it. Go get it, you dummy. Hey, listen to this track, you dummy. David Suss. David Suss. I ran into David Suss recently actually Nobody cares

Where at? Up in Brooklyn Up in Brooklyn? Yeah he was at a show Up in Brooklyn You can't get a good Box of Raisin Bran in Brooklyn Hung out with him

They don't deliver them there It's a good time Alright Millions ¶¶ ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not going to let you go Damn, everything about that tape is so good. That's a good one. Really good. Dave, you ever put out, release a tape by somebody, and it's good, but then you hear another tape they did, and you're like, oh, I wish I released that one. Because I like the millions of tapes I put out, but oh, that one's so good. Yeah, it's pretty fucking good, man.

That one's real good. All right, Eon. It's to me? Eon. What do you got? Shake it. Shake it like a Polaroid picture, E what is that what is that how does that work uh i'm gonna do this is a uh a tether tape tether tether um lauren packarduni yes we played the pack tape before right yeah what's up the she's from philly she i think

she's living in philly now yeah i think she's from philly oh um this is came out uh last year 2014 on her label uh normal position and just came across it last week or a couple weeks ago and tracked it down picked it up it's really fucking good you wrote about this one on the tabs outside wrote a little bit about it on the website yeah I highly suggest you pick it up I like this project

I'm gonna get a look at that J card yeah it's I think it's a rice graph printed there's no info on the inside but i don't you know i dig that all of her design work is is tight yeah yeah man good shit yeah this looks tight there's like a little uh animal cracker that went wrong on the front there? Animal Cracker that went wrong. Like it chose a life of crime? Has like a little robber suit on. Yeah, it's a camel that's wearing a little robber suit.

Where did that originate? What? The classic robber outfit like the Hamburglar wears. What's the roots of that? No, the Hamburglar wears like a prison uniform, right? Like the black and white stripes? Is it a prison uniform? Okay.

So that just signifies a prisoner, not necessarily a burglar? Yeah. Well, a burglar is more like the, you know, the mask that just covers your eyes. They don't have the black and white stripes that go along with it? No, they just have a mask that covers their eyes.

Or, like in a more classy time, like people would walk in to rob a bank and like with suits, like men and women would wear fancy clothes. Like Bonnie and Clyde. Yeah, they'd make an event out of it. Oh, yeah. Not like today when they're going in with umbros and a t-shirt that says,

Who farted? This was a more classy time. Why are we talking about this? What brought this upon? The deformed animal cracker. Oh, yeah. Okay, I'm back with us. And what tape are we playing here this what brought this upon the deformed animal cracker oh yeah he chose okay okay i'm back with us and what tape are we playing here pack not back tether tether okay i'm back same person i'm back boys i'm back same person maybe that tape dave yeah i think pack is like the strict cassette loop uh all the found tapes she does And then this is more of the synth added with,

uh, vocals and there's some drum stuff in there. Percussion stuff in there is real good. She played as tether in Newark, right? Yeah. Okay. Cause she,

I, I want to say she had a bunch of tape machines as well. Yeah. She played at the old, uh, bike place. She did a set. Alright.

I thought it said how many copies it was. I think on the website it said 100. 100. Tight. And still available? Still available. News. Tether. Some shape cassette on normal position. Alright, Dave?

No, no. Just makes me feel good. Take a deep breath and count all right, Dave? Just need to take a deep breath. No, no. Just makes me feel good. Take a deep breath and count to four, Dave. One, two, four. THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. To the stars, the sun Take me Through the sky And find a way Into your own space I turn your eyes away To the clouds of the night But you can't be on my mind

I'm stuck up Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 That was tight. Tether. Tether. Some shape. Any old shape. Any old shape. Doesn't matter. No, not. Tether. Some shape. Any old shape. Any old shape. Doesn't matter. No, not any old shape.

Some shape. I'm glad I saw... I noticed somebody else mentioned onlines that there should be a weather tether split cassette. And it's kind of a shame that there isn't one. I'd do it. And I said that you guys should do one for 2 a.m. I'm in. You did?

Mm-hmm. You said that? Yes. Aw, Dave. Okay. I'm in. It's done. I think we can make that happen. I'm happy that there's more than one person. We one for 2 a.m. You did? Mm-hmm. You said that? Yes. Aw, Dave, okay. I'm in. Good son. I think we can make that happen. I'm happy that there's more than one person.

We can make that happen. Yeah. We can make it happen. I'll call. We'll reach out. We'll make it happen. We'll reach out to... Call friends of friends of people who have other friends.

Mm-hmm. I've got some connections. You do? Dave's got the inside. He's got the... Oh, yeah. I know this business. Did you buy a list from somebody?

Did I buy a list? No, I subscribe to trade magazines. Okay. When you look at the index on the back, and it's like, hmm, Radio Shock. He gets his PO box and stuff. It's like a $5,000 subscription. Yeah.

Just a bunch of addresses what do you got dave what are you going to play i'm going to play this xanthosephalus no dolby split that came out on scale scale good tie-in to the uh to the intro to the intro mike griffin doing uh him and rambutan eric hardenman were down here what a month ago two months ago yes and we also played a show not too long ago with all three of those people present up in brooklyn that's true that russ alderson that's also a good time dave put together oh he yeah he did he did put together at um wasn't in that place with his wife i think right and my wife um very hospitable mike Mike Griffin, though, also, he did a...

That intro that we used, he kind of bumbled it. I thought it sounded perfect. He did another one that he got the whole thing out, but we chose to use that one. I think that one was more natural. More natural. Captured the moment. Spontaneous.

Mike, I like to do things spontaneously in life you guys like to let's just go get in a pool let's get it's raining outside i say we all go let's take off our shoes and just run in the wet grass i'm gonna go over to my neighbor's driveway and steal the newspaper i'm gonna go to my neighbor's driveway take a shit in their lawn i think you're going a little bit too far too far with that yeah far with that one? Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to steal their paper and wipe my ass with it. Well, not too far. Reel it in. Reel it in.

I'm just going to steal their paper. I like that. Okay. Ian, you're not saying what you're going to do. How do we know you're not a cop? Ian, what are you going to do? Seriously, bro, what are you going to do? Here.

Don't you want to be cool? This is for you. Yeah, don't you want to be cool? Dave, what are you going to do? Don't you want to be cool? Don't you want to be cool? Dave, what are you going to play? I told you. Xanthocephalus, no Dolby split, on scale. I'm going to play the Xanthocephalus side.

Which is Russ Alderson. Is that how you say that? I think it's... Spell it. Xanthocephalus? Without looking at it, spell it. X-A-N-T-H Start over. X-A-N-T-H list yeah without looking at it spell it x a n and it's me th start over x a n t h go x a n t h o c e p h a l u s wow he got it right now in who's spelled no dolby um n o is it No Dolby or I don't know

N-O-D-O L-B-Y God damn it I think Joe B hacked My keyboard over here and changed all the buttons around You don't know how to use a proper soundboard Joe B's at home There it is

I've been getting complaints all night about how poorly you've been doing. People are calling the hotline. Let me see this. Nobody calls that hotline. No, no one calls that hotline. Is it no Dolby or no Dolby? No Dolby. No Dolby.

It's definitely not no Dolby, right? It's no Dolby. I think it's nod-alby. It's definitely not Nodalby, right? It's Nodalby. I think it's Nodalby. Yeah, you're probably right. Nodalby. These gold shells are always so weird looking. Are they marbled? Is that the word for them?

Is that marbling? You just call them broken. They look like they've been stomped on by an elephant, Dave. An elephant. An elephant. They look like they've been stomped on by an elephant, Dave. An elephant. They're very wise creatures. Ian, what's the ocean equivalent of an elephant? The grace of an elephant.

Probably like the humpback whale. Good creature feature. Ian Franklin with his undersea creature feature. Thanks, Ian. Dave, say the name of this project. I'm not going to be able to get it. Xanthocephalus.

Split with no Dolby on a scale. Scale number 19. This came out recently in a fairly large batch, I believe. Fairly large. Here is a cut. so I'm going to go to the right. The I'm going to go to the other side. I-10 East I'm going to go to the right. I-10 East I'm going to go to the other side I'm going to go get some food. Xanthocephalus. Xanthocephalus.

Now you try it. I don't have my beats by Dre. I don't know how you say that. Say it one more time. Xanthocephalus. Xananthosephalus xanthosephalus you got it split with no dolby on scale still available right think so none of us know think so you can look for it you can look for google it use your preferred search engine who played that me d. Dave played that.

So it's my turn. It's your turn. Good job, Mike. Thanks. Mike, what are you going to play? Good question, Ian. That's why I'm here. Got this.

Comp called the All Iowa Noise Insurgency, the early years. Insurgency. The early years. This was put out. It was a collaborative effort that's been too scary too scary i don't like insurgencies even ones from uh from iowa no it's probably not the biggest deal right uh insurgency of potatoes wait that's idaho yeah that's idaho you dummy come on on. Same thing, right? Yeah. Bunch of flat stuff. Noisy arcades,

the centipede farm, personal archives, warm gospel, and what's this last one? Drug arts, maybe? I can't see. It's hard to see that these little logos on the back. But it's a double comp

or excuse me a double tape cassette medium penises on this I like how it's one word to it but medium is all lowercase and then penis is all caps uh molt trigger which we played a bunch before

multiple times BBJR that's Bob Bucko jr which i believe we've also played him underwater escape from the black hole sounds like something that it sounds like a name that you would call somebody when you're trying to put them in their place listen here bob bucko and then like and there's another guy with him he's a little bit smaller and he's like i don't need to hear from you, Bob Bucko Jr. Both of you just sit down and shut up. Anyway, this comes in one of those vinyl cases.

It's a nice one. I like the size of it. Comes with a booklet. Got a nice little booklet here. You like the size of it, huh? Is that all right? And they're all numbered. Can I see that that can I hold it

cause from here it looks like cheaper plastic than the normal you got your plastic grade tester back there I don't think you can recycle this one I think it's a number 4 I guess there's like 99 counties or 99

districts or whatever in Iowa, so that's how these are numbered. Holy shit. That many, huh? This one's numbered like Marshall out of 99. What are you saying holy shit about, Nien? That's a lot. That's a lot of counties.

Split it up, man. Well, you know what the caucus is. Three in Delaware, right? And the... Ow. No, it must be counties then. It's not districts then. That wouldn't make any sense.

Hand me that. I'm going to play something from the artist. I got it written down here where I queued it up. I'm not really familiar with them at all. Juxwool, maybe? J-U-X-W-L? How would you say that? Juxwool? Yeah. I got a question about counties.

How do they happen? Does a town happen first, and then they decide these towns are going to be part of a county? Or do they draw the county lines first, and then they fill them in? And what's it mean when it says not affiliated? Or does one have to come before the other one? Well, Dave, it's the classic chicken and egg question. No one really knows where a county comes from Just shows up I guess

Just shows up one day You just go to the map store And you say oh look honey they got a new county Do you know? No I don't know I guess you know city planning is crazy I would I would guess there's been

You ever play SimCity? Wasn't there a guy that beat it recently? No, you can't beat SimCity. Well, there was a guy that made it the perfect city in SimCity, where all the stats were perfect. Really? Yeah. So then what happens?

It's like nothing goes wrong, everything is fine. For that guy personally, everything goes wrong in his life there's no that's probably true yeah there's not one positive thing about that person's he had like notebooks full of equations on how like oh so he was crazy too oh he was already crazy going into it probably okay was he from iowa sure okay because we going to play something from the all-Iowa noise insurgency, colon, the early years. This is Juxwool out of Ames, Iowa. You guys remember the store, Ames?

I do remember Ames. I was like, what was that? It was like a department store, right? Kind of like a JCPenney. Like a Woolworth? Yeah. Go Woolworth. Ian, do you remember Woolworth? I remember Woolworth. I don't remember Ames. You don't remember Ames? It's Woolworth. Ian, do you remember Woolworth? I don't. I remember Woolworth.

I don't remember Ames. You don't remember Ames? Is Woolworth regional? No, Woolworth's national. Yeah, that's national. Is Ames regional? Maybe. Where was it?

How far out do you think Value City gets? There's probably not too many of those, huh? Next time on department store casting all right juxtapose tracks called ahab t I'm sorry. uh um so so so so so so so so I'm going to go ahead and get out of the way. so I'm going to try to get a better view of the so Jax Wall. Is that how you say it? I bet you there's no way we're saying that right.

How other ways. I don't know how else you would. I don't know how. How other ways? I don't know how else you would... How other ways? Then how other ways? It's possible. It's possible. There's no way. There's no way we're saying it right. But that's not our fault. Just name your

shit something normal. Jux wall. Jux wall. Yeah, call it something normal. Call it like Bob and the Bandits. Yeah, or like... normal. Call it like, you know, Bob and the Bandits. Yeah, or like, yeah. The Red Wagons. The Red Wagons, yeah. The Barn Doors.

There you go. These are all good. The Spurs. Like the thing on the back of Cowboys. Yeah, the Spurs. Yeah, the Spurs. These are all band names already, by the way. Is there not a Spurs, by the way?

I'm going to look it up right now. The Spurs? I bet you there's a country band. Just a band camp. Oh, like thespurs.bandcamp.com? I'm just looking up the Spurs band. Oil that thing. Jesus Christ.

What are you looking up? Yeah. The Spurs USA. Traditional country western music at its best. Now look up thebarndoors.bandcamp.com. Definitely. Do you think? I'm going to say that one's not on Bandcamp, the Barndoors.

Are we just checking Bandcamp first? Just Bandcamp. This should be the game. No, there's no the Barndoors. I think we just created a really good game where you come up with something. You're like, all right, truckmonth.bandcamp.com. I think just Band. I really thought there was going to be Barndoors.

I think Band is better because then it's like all bands in history. Has there never been a band called the barn doors that we know of that's on the internet? But Dave, the game is do they have a band camp? Oh, look at that. Truck month has a band camp. Just if a band has a band camp. Yeah, that's the game. Okay.

So somebody's like, all right, try Go Fish. It's like, all right, go fish dot bandcamp.com and then i say ian and dave what do you think you think there's gonna be one i think it's gonna be one dave what about you you think no no there's not so dave won now you have to like give him five dollars or something that's how you play the game that's the game bandcamp roulette that's the game that's a fun game yeah i like it i'm playing right now let's do another one give me one um i'll give you one mr tickle mr tickle what do you think definitely not Ian? I'm going to say no. No? Nope. What if you spell out Mr.? Alright, whose turn is it?

Ian's turn. I don't know. No, your turn to play Dave. Oh, my turn. I thought that's how he was responding to that. I don't know. What if I said that? What if that happens one time where we're doing an episode and I say like

Ian or Joe B or anybody who's sitting right here, your turn to play tape and they just go I don't know. Take off their headphones and just walk away. And we never see him again. And we never see him again. Ever. Who would you want that to happen to? I don't want to think about that. Who would you want, if it had to happen to one of us? Nobody. I would be want that to happen to? I don't want to think about that. Who would you want, if it had to happen to one of us? Nobody. I would be devastated. If it happened to any of them? Any of them.

All right, I won't answer then. If they just took off their headphones and just left and we never heard from them again? Ever again. I'd be devastated if anybody did that. Huh. Wow, you're a really emotional guy, Dave. I like that. You wouldn't think that was insane?

I'd get over in about two or three days. That's true. Find a new group of friends. Find a new group. I'd wander around town until I find someone who would give me a ride somewhere. Hey, you guys like noise? You guys like noise? Can I get a ride with you anywhere?

I only have my card. I don't have any cash. Can you front me? I'll do that to them. Do it. Ian, go. Yeah, I'm going to do this. This just came in the mailbag.

New one from Patient Sounds called from the variable Y. It's spelled W-H-Y. I think I've heard of this project before. The tape's called Looking at the Triangles. Looking at them, huh? Looking at the triangles, but you know what? There's no triangles on the cover.

Well, when you look at it, that's what your brain turns into. On the front. I like that. That's a pretty sweet cover. Who designed that? This is really nice. It doesn't say who designed it. It just says the inside recording and mix by Daniel Goode.

I like the inside a lot. Yeah, it's really nice. First track is called Hazy Mystery. Can I get a closer look at that? Yeah. This tape, it was either Jamie Orlando or Mike Niagara. One of them reviewed it on our Who Has Tapes Anymore column, which is now in the ad hoc scene.

You can subscribe or download. Does it cost money or something like that? I think it's like a buck per issue. A buck like a deer? You want to go out and hunt and kill them a deer? No, it's not that much. No. It's like a dollar. One dollar and an ish? What, do you get a PDF?

Yeah, you get a nice PDF. Yeah, you get a nice little PDF. Yeah, nice little thing they're doing. I like this silver imprinting on this shell. Let me see. Kind of like a rusty orange shell. It's kind of got like a terrain-ish kind of texture to the printing. Let me see. Oh, that's nice.

Like in a certain light, you hold it, you can't see anything. Yeah. And then when you tilt it, really it really pops doesn't it yeah this is like an incredible even the shell uh imprinting is a really beautiful layout here this is like an auburn like a burnt auburn colored shell is that what that is i don't think i've ever seen this before this color yeah i don't think i've ever seen one that d this color. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen one that... Dave, did we get to the bottom of who designed the cover? It doesn't say. It doesn't say anything about it? It doesn't say. Oh, you schmuck.

Yeah, take credit for that. I know, it looks tight. We did an interview, Dave and I, with Matt Sage, who does his label. But he was using a microphone that he made out of old worm meat or something like that. Couldn't hear a microphone that he made out of like old worm meat or something like that. And couldn't hear a fucking thing he said.

We'll do that again one day. Right. I think we should. Yeah. Cause it was a good conversation. It was just hard to hear on the, uh, the old PC.

I like this character. You made a good face for him. The old PC. Talks out of the corner of his mouth when he says that. Just PC? Yeah. Anything else he says, it's normal, but when he says PC, let me see it again. Yo, PC.

No. What about when he says Mac? Oh, he whispers that. Let me see it. Like it's... How would it be? I think it's like... He programmed it on a Mac.

Oh, like it's embarrassing. Yeah, yeah. On a Mac. Where did I put this? Like it's a derogatory term, too. Like he looks around first to make sure there's no Mac people there. He might be offended. Yeah.

All right, the variable Y, looking at the triangles. Patient sounds number 70. Let's jump in on something on the A side. You ready out there, Radio Land? The The The The The The The The The The The The Thank you. The The The The The The Thank you. The The The I'm going to go ahead and do that. Man, that was like an organ's funeral.

Like a what's funeral? An organ. Like an organ died? Yeah. The funeral for the organ? Yeah. Do other... But like really epic.

That was a really nice funeral though. Yeah, yeah. Like a really nice like, you know. Is it a by nice flowers? Oh, yeah. He celebrated his life. Is it attended by, like, other musical instruments or by humans? It's all other organs.

It's all just organs, huh? Yeah. Big sign outside, organs only. Yeah. There's protesters across the street. It's violins holding up god god hates organ signs you want to start doing that you want to start protesting random people's funerals god hates organs

there needs to be more protests that could be a good like um that could be a good, like, that could be a good, whatchamacallit, like an ad campaign to get people to be organ donors. To have people with signs of funerals to say, God hates organs. It's like, God hates organs. Leave them here on Earth. And it's God, like, making, like, yuck. When people come up and they have, like, livers, and he's like, yuck. All right, Dave. Go.

Play a tape, Dave. Dave. Okay. Dave. Hey, what's going on, Dave? You want to go down and get some crabs this weekend? Mike, did I leave that over there? The case for this?

Right here. Never mind. Yes, I did. You did what? It's over there somewhere. The case. I'm going to play this tape that came out on Entertainment Systems. It's not over here.

You have it. No. Ian handed it to you. Nope. Is it behind you? It's behind you, dummy. Yes. I know.

This tape by a project called Dagger Dew. Dagger Dew. Dagger Dew. Rem do reminds me of that bartledoo guy what part will do guy the guy that does that he has like a youtube channel and he goes like through drive-thrus and he says nonsense and at the end of the order he always goes bartledoo it reminds me of the toasty guy from Mortal Kombat. Toasty guy? Toasty! It reminds me of that guy. Why does it remind you?

It just does. Most things do. You call it, hey, there's DaggerDoo! Toasty! That's what you call them? Yeah, that's what I call them. I was never allowed to play the game, but I would always stand by while my older brother played, and I just hoped that Dagger Do would come out.

I high-fived the TV. And your little brother was terrified of Dagger Do. Oh, yeah. Horrified. You would scare him. You would tell him scary stories about Dagger Do. Mom, don't play more combat again. Entertainment System or Systems is a new label.

This is their first batch. Yeah, this is number three here. Good fucking label, too. The first three tapes are killer. Yeah, this is some wacky font on the side here. Look at that font. That's not your standard Cooper Black. Oh, no. What they did here.

They were on SquirrelFontZippers.com. Oh, no. What they did here... They get wacky. They were on... What did they do there? SquirrelFontZippers.com. Oh, yeah. What they did, Mike, is they made a font in Photoshop. Okay. And then they used the Zoinker brush.

And they Zoinked it all up. They used a 13-point Zoink ratio. Really did it. They really did. It looks nice. The zoinking on the inside of the J card is extra zoinky. The zoink is at 100. That's a heavy zoink.

Yeah. Wow, they must have had to get an expansion pack. Because you can't use the regular Photoshop to get that much zoink. No. Unless you zoink it that much and then save it and then go in later and then zoink it more. But it's like a clock that counts down and you try to zoink it and it's like,

you've used up your zoink amount for the 24 hour time period. Nobody wanted it though, really. You can only find it in cutout bins. Like Best Buy, you can find like a CD that's like,

Photoshop, 20 more zoink. And now it's like in the dollar bin? Yeah, yeah more zoink. Now it's in the dollar bin? Yeah, yeah. Windows 3.1. Let's take a look at this zoink. 20 more zoink.

Ooh, you know what I like? For the price of one. What do you like? Zoinks are expensive. The imprint on the shell, just that little square. Ooh, that's acid. You know that, right? And the little lines underneath it. Can you peel that off?

Lick it. It looks like a little maze-type thing. Is it a maze? Like corn? I was just going to say. No, it looks like a bird's-eye view of a pyramid, but could it be a maze? Let me see. My eyes on it.

That's amazing. No, it's like a maze. Oh, let me see. Let me get my eyes on it. That's amazing. No, it's like a maze. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Or I like what you're saying about the bird's eye view of the pyramid. Let me get a gander. All right. And then it says the entertainment system's like a catalog number

underneath really tiny. Looks nice. It's a heavy zoink in here. It's a heavy zoink. It's like a handicap. Ian here. It's a heavy... You're like a handicapped... Ian, I have to agree. It is definitely like a bird's eye view of a pyramid or a maze.

Either one. Good job. Good job, Ian. You did good. You did really well. Now do this maze. It should come with a pen so you can do the maze. Do you know anything about Dagger-do? Dagger-do? That's the key.

It's got a YouTube channel. Toasty. Don't do this. It's too scary. Hand me that tape, Ian. I really want to get this maze. You were really working on it? I'm kind of determined now.

Man, you must have really good eyes if you can do that maze. Doesn't he say whoopsie? I thought he said toasty. Why would he say toasty? You're going to blow my mind if he actually says whoopsie. Look up Mortal Kombat whoopsie. No, I'm going to look up Mortal Kombat toasty. Mortal

Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat Toasty Come on, laptop. You got it. I'm looking. Toasty. Come on, laptop. You got it. I'm looking up Mortal Kombat. Toasty. There's a Mortal Kombat Wikipedia thing here,

and there's a whole article about Toasty. Toasty is an Easter egg. That was first featured in Mortal Kombat 2. You know what's really funny is I looked up Mortal Kombat whoopsie and all the results are for Mortal Kombat toasty, but Google doesn't even say, did you mean? No, it knows. It knows.

That's a very common. Don't beat yourself up over this one, Dave. Google's already listening. They know what we're talking about. Somebody was on GameFAQs and asked, what makes the Mortal Kombat guy come out and say whoopsie? I'm not the only one. I'm not crazy.

Toasty. All right, give me that Dagger Do tape. You got it. I already have it. I already put it in there and everything. All right, Dagger Do. Gloom Fortress. That's a good name for a tape.

Was that guy in anything else? What, Dagger Do? No, Toasty. It said he was a programmer on that game, so he probably programmed other games. Did you guys watch that Atari documentary? I did. It was pretty good.

All right. Gloom Fortress, Entertainment Systems number three. Thank you. away Thank you. so now Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon I'm a Like the synths in the background. Man, I like how that sounded, man. That sounded real nice, man. Those little glidey notes are nice. That's a technical term. You guys wouldn't understand that. Nice. Glidey notes.

We're journalists. We understand words. Like a few of them. Most. Some of them. You know. What know the problem with words yes where were you going where were you going with that dave all right i was gonna say what i think about words but then i couldn't think about what i was gonna say after that you couldn't think of the words all right that's right yeah right. Alright. Let's end around here. Failure of wit.

Let's close out episode number 64 of the Tabs Out Cassette podcast with... Close it out? Yeah, right? This is it. This is it, right? We're closed. Go home. Isn't the last tape? Yep, this is the last one.

Go home. Last last call got a tape here from you want a good you want a good last call you ain't getting a good last call in brooklyn they don't even tell you when they close it just close the damn doors no way no how tape called sky danner expletive from crank stur Sturgeon. Weirder of Massachusetts. Now, this tape, this is a very special one. Because this tape, it can play itself, boys. What? And I did the other day.

Like a robot? This tape that, you know, you got an Erelco, which is the tape inside, black tape. Got, like, etched on there, like, carved into the tape the name of the, uh. And it's a fancy carving. Look at that. He really, like, did a good job carving those letters in it looks nice right? and there's a piece of corrugated cardboard glued to the front

and a little speaker and on the side there's a little eighth inch jack here so you can play this tape on a Walkman or something like that and then plug the headphone jack into here you can listen this tape on a Walkman or something like that and then plug the headphone jack into here and listen to it on the cover. No way.

Now you've got to hold it right to your ear and you can't really hear it. But still, it's the idea. I've never seen it done before. No, it's tight. Somebody should take that Dirty Pots tape that Boss Battle did and try to hook up that piezo disc

microphone to that and see if it works up to the speaker yeah yeah boss battle did a tape what was it called dirty pots i think it was called dirty pots yeah and did it come with like uh like the piezo disc and like just wires or is it like one it was already made it's already wired I mean you have to wire it up to whatever to the mail jack yeah whatever okay yeah somebody should buy those two tapes and put them together yeah yeah that's a sick collab

that'd be nice would be a good collab this is cool though I like this it pretty cool I guess pretty cool I guess I don't know my ass speakers kind of falling out here, though. I'll send it back. I got a defect. I'll send it back. But yeah, let's close out episode number 64.

Thanks to Mike Griffin. Is it Griffin or Griffith? Griffin. Griffin. I knew that. For the fucked up intro. I kind of feel like we should have, like, at some point played the other intro that he did nah though

I'm not going to do that you get the idea you get what he was trying to do Ian Franklin thanks for coming through thanks for having me bringing some tapes playing some tapes always a pleasure Dave Doyen thank you sir

anytime Mike thank you Mike well that's what I was waiting for alright Dave Doyen, thank you, sir. Anytime, Mike. Thank you, Mike. Well, that's what I was waiting for. All right. Crankster, not crank, yeah, Crankstergen. Skydander, Expletive. Man, I am like... Cassette. How late is it?

It's not late at all, by the way. It feels really late. Yeah. I feel like this, was this episode like a complete disaster? Well, compared to past episodes? Nah. Okay.

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