Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #65 | 5.17.15

Episode Date: May 17, 2015

Astro, DJ Fulltono, -otron, High Light, Aphasiacs, Orra, Anthro Rex, Ghostbeds, Sealadder, Cold Clouds, Exploring Therapeutic Encounter, AMK, Pan•American, onetoofreefor, and Ant'lrd.

Hey, this is Rambutan. You're listening to Tabs Out. Time's in. Have fun. that was mike pooping earlier that was was too scary, Dave. That was very scary. Tabs Out, Cassette Podcast, episode number 65. 65. Getting up there. Oh, eligible for Social Security we are now, right? Is that the age? 65? 65.

I think if you get it when... I thought it was like 62. No, please. 80. My time O'Ban is out of office. Still giving it to him. My time O'Ban is out of office Still giving it to him Dave I don't want to get too political Alright let's keep it light I don't want to lose listeners

Joe B trying to go for a sound effect there There you go A little late That's okay How's everyone doing tonight Dave you just got back from a trip Denver Well Colorado in general Denver Estes Park Boulder late. That's okay. How's everyone doing tonight? We tried. Dave, you just got back from a trip. Yup. Denver. Well, Colorado in general.

Denver, Estes Park, Boulder. How do you feel? Do that again. What was that? How do you feel? What is that from? It's from Star Trek. I like that. Joe, I feel great. You feel good? Yeah, I feel loose. I feel refreshed. How do you feel? I also feel good.

Good, good. I don't know if I feel great, but I feel good. I feel refreshed. How do you feel? I also feel good. Good, good. Yeah, excellent. I don't know if I feel great, but I feel good. Joe. Yeah. How do you feel? I feel pretty good. Nice. I feel pretty good. Awesome.

I'm not nervous or anything. What would you be nervous about? That's from Big Trouble in Little China when they're in the elevator after they drank the stuff. He's like, I feel pretty good. I'm not nervous or anything. I remember that. And then all the guys do they drank the stuff. He's like, I feel pretty good. I'm not nervous or anything. I remember that now. And then all the guys do the thing. Yeah.

They do it to each other real quietly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The hand thing. The Chinese thumbs up. That's what it is. That's what it means. It's the same as going like that. Yeah.

What is the symbol? Or what is it? It's like an L. But you're doing it hard. Like it's the same as going like that yeah what is the symbol or what is it it's like an l so like but you're doing it like hard like like it's yeah like you're not just slacking like it's kind of like the it's kind of like the bill handshakes got to be firm yeah isn't it kind of like the bill clinton thumb and a point but with like that so we're trying to get political mike i don't want to get too political all right right. Who wants to start? You know what? Who wants to start off tonight?

You do. You do. I do. And I was going to say, you know what? I'm going to start off tonight, but I didn't want you guys to give me shit. It's called reverse psychology. Made us want it. I'm not doing reverse psychology, Joe. It wouldn't work.

Joe, you know what I love about you? You don't eat your crust. I don't eat the crust. I don't like it. I get scraps. You know, there's crust on the whole pizza. There's crust under it. What?

I would like a guy or a lady who doesn't like the crust on pizza, so they just get the slice and they lick it and then throw the whole thing away. They really don't like the crust. I don't like bread. Because... I don't like gluten. I'm not allergic. I just don't like... I just don't like it. I just don't like the whole idea of gluten.

Alright, I'll play the first tape tonight. You've got a wide variety of packaging going on tonight. Thank you for noticing. Because Dave hasn't said shit about it. The whole night I've had these tapes behind me. How do you feel? I feel pretty bad that I've been gesturing at him. And he just looks right through them.

We got a giant package. Today or yesterday? I think today. From the label Blossoming Noise. Label out of, you know, classic label. Out of Georgia. Georgia. Label done by Graham Moore. Fellow who runs that label.

Big bunch. A few tapes from Blossoming Noise A few tapes from a sub-label A few tapes from Graham Moore's other projects on other labels We get it, geez I know Target You want to send something back? But let's start off with the classic.

Alright. Astro Tape. Alright. Astro? Yeah. Synthetic Spectra C60. It's Blossoming Noise number 52. Came out in 2010.

This is the dude who does that project, CCCC. And a bunch of other shit. From Japan, right? Yeah, exactly. this is the dude who does that project CCCC and a bunch of other shit from Japan right it's been around since the early 90's maybe the late 80's but I'm thinking the early 90's that's what I'm thinking is there a project called AstroTurf I don't know there's gotta be something

that's a good one right somebody start that. All right, maybe. This is pretty tight. Text it to me. White imprinting on a black shell. Is this tape, am I just more greasy tonight than usual, or is this tape like shiny?

It's got a glittery to it, right? It's got a broccoli? What is that? Oh, what is that? It does look like broccoli. It's like a bouquet of flowers? It's got a broccoli? What is that? Oh, what is that? It does look like broccoli. No, it's like a bouquet of flowers. Oh. It looks like a... In a vase.

It looks like a bomb mushroom from here. We're talking about... Yeah, it looks like a nuke mushroom. For those not... For the people not in the room tonight, we're talking about the... Oh, you know what? Blossoming noise.

Ah. We're talking about the shell imprint. Oh, I get it. I get it now. I get it. I see what you guys did. This was recorded in 2009 in Beijing, China. Oh, I'm sorry.

That's the B side. The A side, which I'm going to play something off of, was recorded in 2009. Okay. Where? In Shirakaba Studio. You left that part out. What? I didn't think...

Where is that? That was the difference. You left out the difference. Mike, I didn't think... Where is that? That was the difference. You left out the difference. Mike, you're always leaving out the difference. Oh, it looks like art. I'm going to rewind this a little bit. You know what? I'm just going to start playing it from here.

You know what? What's the deal with the... You ever notice when you're eating Thurkis peanuts? Yeah. Astro. Synthetic Spectra C60. Boss me noise number 52. Here's something off the A-side. And we're going to go ahead and get started. so so so I'm going to go ahead and get the engine running. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get the engine started. Astro, come here, boy.

Astro Synthetic Spectra. Blossoming noise, one from about five years ago. Why does everybody live in the sky in the Jetsons? Pollution. Because it's the future. Is that enough for you? The family has a dog named Astro. How far in the future?

I don't know how far in the future. What year does that take place? Right now I'm on the Wikipedia. Oh, you are? They went through all the numbers. They're squares and circles now. No year was ever specified for when the show was set though it was presumed the show was set in either the year 2000 or the year 2062 presumed

by who well do you need me to check out for what reason those two either those two you know it's it's got a thing down here. Hold on, let me see. Let's see. Oh, it's a link. Do I really want to get that far into it? I'm not going to get that far into it. Let's just drop it. Let's go to the next tape.

B, what do you got? Blue ball on me. Blue ball on me, Mike. Blue ball on you. Is there a second meaning for that word? Never heard of that before? I've heard of it before. I don't think that's what I'm... Not in that context.

I would never do it to you. Dave, you would never. I'm not going to let you know right now. There'd never be a time when you'd get blue balls if I was with you, Dave. All right? I'm going to play this DJ Fultono. Fultono?

What do you think? DJ Fultono. Fultono. Fultono. DJ Fult think? DJ Full Tono. Full tono. Full tono. DJ Full Tono. DJ Full Tono. DJ Full Tono. My mind beats, volume one.

Beats. DJ Full Tono. Orange milk. Oh, this is a tight shell. Rewind the second side. Got him. You know I got the rewind station right here for you. Oh, I forgot you have the rewind station.

I totally forgot about that. Is it plugged in? Yeah. It's always plugged in. You never know. You just got to keep it warm. You never know when you're going to need a tape rewound. Now I hold it like this on my lap.

Why is that there again? This has got... And you're not rewinding in the other one? Seems like a lot of work to reach down there. I don't want to wear out the parts. Nah, it's my cardio for the day. Because that has two tape decks, right? Well, the other one's a backup.

Like I was saying. I remember when he called and told me about it, he was so excited. Like he had figured out the matrix. Let me see that J card. Well, I'm not done talking about the shell it's red red no i'm talking about the design on it these little uh it's just like these little tiny little squiggles it makes it it looks like the letters are like like uh kind of random and uh like a punch like a punch card for an old computer the The way they're set out like that.

All tiny and spread out. The kerning is a very unique kerning. I just learned about kerning. It's justified, Mike. Justified. The text is justified. I thought, no. Kerning is the space between the letters. Or is justified top and bottom, right?

No, justified is when they block it all out so it looks like a newspaper. Old time newspapers five cents they cost you get the morning edition and the evening edition all in one let's talk about that cover this is from the same batch uh dave i have a question what are those things i had something to say but what are what things let me see those are tapes dave no i don't know what those are it's a it's a balloon they party hats? It's just a piece of a party balloon. See, I thought it was a mouse, like a computer

mouse. But upside down? Yeah. They're falling. They're out of air. Let me see. For those, again, not here like the last day, we're talking about the shell again. See, I thought that was like a beanie hat with a string on it. Like a piece of spaghetti shooting out of the top. I thought it was... It's like a half circle with like a little like a

like a little squiggly twizzler coming out of it. I thought it was... It's like a half circle with a little... Squiggly. Squiggly Twizzler coming out of it. I thought it was a mouse sticking its butt up in the air and putting its head face down. So all you saw was its butt and its tail sticking up. Where are its ears? You can't see the head. It's open for interpretation. It's twerking.

It's a twerking mouse. Well, wait until we hear these jams because maybe that's what it is. The pieces. Look at this cover art over here. This reminds me of a Baba Vagna tape. You know that label? I don't remember that label. I don't remember what they put out.

I don't remember that name. I remember trying to figure out how to say that. Oh, wait. Yeah. Looks like a little metallic pawn with a human head on it, kind of. Oh, look, there's that thing. Oh, there it is on the cover. Oh, is it a computer mouse? Maybe.

I was kind of right then. Keith Franken likes the internet. Who doesn't like the internet? I mean, he loves the internet. What did you say? No, nothing. I was just hoping that you guys would be like, what? Do you know anything about this artist?

From Japan. It's like a footwork DJ. This tape came out in a batch. What tape did you play last time, Dave? I played... I think Japan. Let's like a footwork DJ. This tape came out in a batch. What tape did you play last time, Dave? I played... I think Japan. Let me see it. Moshiba? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Moshiba. And then there was the Food Man tape,

and then there was one more. I feel like the cover was real fleshy. Fleshy? Yeah, it was like a big face on it. Japan. This guy's from Japan. Okay. Fuck, I can't remember the name. It was one word.

It started with a P, I think. There's no way to figure it out. The internet is awesome, though. But there's no way to figure that out. Alright, you want to play some off the A side of this tape? I told you to rewind the B side! Did you really? Yeah, but it doesn't matter.

Did you put it in your rewinder? Didn't we have that whole thing? Well, it's got... You can only use it for so long it heats up. You gotta let it cool down. Okay, DJ Fultono. What is it? I can't read that small type.

My... My mind beats. Oh, yeah, my mind beats. It's volume one. Something off the A side. Here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You see me booty popping? Oh, I was. Did I?

Tight booty popping. Yeah, I know. It was fast. Percolating. Fast and sharp. What's Mike looking at? Something. No, I'm looking at that Jetsons thing

You're really reading it too It's on Smithsonian.com if you want to check it out I really sent you down a rabbit hole Yeah I hope there's like a huge like Riff between two groups of people that either It's like it's 2000 Yeah

2062 Two different message boards Yeah that like They get really mad at each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was a tight tape. It was good. You've heard some of the other stuff?

Yeah, his like, main releases, they're pretty sexual. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, Dave, you might like that. X-rated.

You know we're doing episode 69 soon. No, there's just a lot of vocals and like... Oh, 69's coming up? What's the theme? What of a 69? Mine, I do... What's that?

I do... I do Saharan Nights. Or Eskimo Breeze. My turn. Your turn. No, no, no, no. Dave's turn. It's Dave's corner.

I went and you went, now it's Dave's turn. It's Dave's corner. I went and you went. Now it's Dave's turn. I do citrus mist. Citrus mist. That's good. I'd drink that. Most people won't let you do that. You know, I'm just going on statistics.

Since everybody's up on their feet and dancing. Oh, yeah. I love dancing. Why don't we maybe take it down and do a couple slow ones. How slow are you going to slow it down? Nah, not really going to slow it down, but it would change the pace.

Like a good DJ should. Actually, I think they're supposed to play stuff that's all on the same tempo. At least that kind of DJ. Like a dance DJ. Right? Isn't that how dance music works dj right isn't that dance music works i don't know how dance they play they all play so they can match them up and mix together right yeah yeah that sounds about right have you ever listened to like a a dance set and it just basically just

sounds like the same thing for an hour and a half nope no but don't they have the drop right oh you wait for the drop and then you dance then you go crazy what's the music that like what's the genre of music where the drop is like the big thing all-time jazz i don't know is that trap music is that what that is okay i don't know maybe i don't know what is trap no you're talking about um i'm i'm old what's it called it's called um dubstep no no no this is newer than those yeah there's something where it's like the drop I'm old, man. What's it called? It's called Dubstep. No, this is newer than Dubstep. There's something newer.

Where it's like the drop is like the... It's like the hard... It's like the jock metal breakdown part. Yeah, and it's intense. This webpage is not available. That would suck if YouTube just went down. Hold on, everybody. We need to check this out further. Joe, did YouTube just went down. Hold on, everybody. We need to check this out further. Joe, did YouTube just go down?

No, it was on some weird network. You're on YouTube.net? Imagine how much popular culture we would lose if YouTube went down. Imagine everything. I think society would break down. There's no doubt in my mind society would break down if YouTube just disappeared. I'm going to tell you right now if isis wants to just take us out just take out youtube just take all of our youtubes they'll have a video with all the youtubes behind them and they'll be

like i like it this is an ad first true's ltz offers an epa estimated 38 mpg what is this it's our new sponsor perfect That's more than my car. Perfect. Let's quiet down. You ready to go for a ride? What's going on right now? All right. That was for Chevy.

What is this? Is this back to the show now? What is this? What are we listening to? I just want to tell you guys something. This is trap music. This is trap music? This is the build-up. I don't even know what trap music. This is trap music? This is the build up.

I don't even know what trap music is. Who is this? This is a mix. It's an hour long. Here, I'll fast forward a little bit. Now there's going to be a drop soon. Anyway, that's what the kids like. Wow.

Back in my day, you listened to Dookie. Dookie. You listened to that Tool CD where if you move it back and forth, the guy sucks his own dick. You remember that one? I remember that one. That's disgusting. That's filthy. Dave, I feel like it's been a long time since we said we were going to...

Yes, man. Is suck your own dick a bad thing to say? Yeah. Suck your own dick. Suck your own dick. That's not... In other contexts, people say all the time, I wish I could suck my own dick. What tape do you have?

I don't think I'd do it even if I could. It'd be weird, right? Do you think it would be like tickling yourself or it wouldn't feel as good? Yeah. Let's just play tape. What do you got? We're getting off the rails. You said we're going to slow it down.

Usually we're right on track. I'm going gonna play this Otron tape or hyphen Otron hyphen Otron just Otron but there's a hyphen before it

I think this is a self-release tape two previous releases on the A side and B side ooh Voltronica that shell's filled with gamma rays. Fluorescent orange, yeah.

Yeah, that's crazy looking. Careful, it's radioactive. This person's from the UK, correct? Yes. Yes. I'm seeing now, edition of 20. Only 20 of these suckers? What?

Well, that can't be true. Are you sure? No. Am I sure about what? If it's an edition of 20 or if it can't be true? Well, maybe the original release was only an edition of 20. Because this is two different releases put on the same tape. Like, one's on the A side, one's on the B side.

So maybe the original edition was 20. I don't know. I don't know, Dave. 20 pro-dub tapes? That's why I brought it up. That seems peculiar. Very peculiar. Well, either way.

We're going to play something else. We had our man in the field, Joe B., look into it. Joe? How do you feel? All right, what are we playing? So we're going to play the first track off of Voltronic, the A side, and the second to last track on the B side, Galaxer. Sounds like some editing we're going to have to do here.

I'm going to need to bring in a third deck for this, Dave. Hand me that cover. Alright. See, now the listeners are going to get a real treat on how we do stuff behind the scenes. Ultron. These walls could talk. From the...

You think these walls could talk from the you think if these walls could talk they would from the galaxy I was a throwback to sucking your own dick Voltronic tape self released oh I see what you did thanks here we go Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We're back. I like it too.

How do you feel? How do you feel? I feel like yours are quiet, Joe. They're quiet? I hate hearing that little volume thing. You know that. You're so funny, Dave. Otron.

Is that how you say that? Otron? I think so. Yeah. Whoa. Really good. I'm out.

A little too loud. Turn it down a little. Voltronic. Voltronic. Excuse me. Galaxy. Self-released cassette.

You say you think it's a reissue of two other tapes? They can put two other tapes? I think. Or two other releases.

They can do that now. Crazy. They can do two other tapes. I think. Or two other. They can do that now. Crazy. They can do anything. Yeah, I gen that tape a whole lot. The future is now. Real good. The future is now. Mm-hmm.

See people, bands now. See people? Bands now will take PayPal at their merch table. Wah, wah, wah, wah? I know. That's the future. You ever see someone use Apple Pay? Yeah, where they just put their phone up to the thing.

It's scary. It is crazy. Cash registers are now iPads in a lot of places. Yeah. They don't even have regular cash registers. Like literally iPads? Yeah, on a stand. Where do they just tape the money?

There's an envelope taped to the back. I don't know. In case they get cash. I don't know where they keep all the money. Where's the money? Where is it? Show me the money. Show me the money? Where is it? Show me the money. Show me the money.

Why don't we have that? All right, I'll get that. I want you to have that by the time we come back from my next date. I thought you were going to push it. I was going to say, show me the money. You would have lost your mind. I would have been out of here. I've been waiting on it.

Waiting for that to come up. All right, I'm trying to decide if I want to completely change up the vibe or stick with what we got going. Stick with what we got going. You think we should stick with that? Yeah. Okay, this one's going to stick with that. This is a tape by a project called Highlight. Which I'm right now feeling really good about that name.

Because it's like you get highlights in your hair. But this is like two words. Highlight. h-i-g-h and then that's a good light yeah but as soon as i said i don't think i've said out loud yet highlight highlight self-title tape on tamarack now didn't think much of this guy when he showed up because you and you fellas can see why right no why this paper oh card yeah paper oh hey paper oh card it was shrink wrapped and as soon as you take the shrink wrap off it's kind of like good it's like a it's like serving me a coffee with a bottomless cup the normally people think that's good because it means you always get coffee you keep getting

it i don't know what you're talking about. But this isn't like that. This is highlights. A duo of Scott Worley and Tim Gray. And it says there it's all improv shit. Just jamming, but like... I think I have a Tim Gray tape. Oh yeah? Yeah. It's a

really, really good fucking tape. The material is awesome. Butterfingers over here. Almost dropped it. It's tight gold. Ooh, look at that blue. I was just going to say these new gold shells, I don't know how new they are. They're getting kind of old now. The ones that look all swirly? Yeah.

Either there's no imprinting on them or it's like black. I don't think I've seen one with a color yet. Yeah, and it almost looks like hunter green when it mixes with the gold. It looks tight. I see gold. If it just came in an Orelco case.

You just see gold? No, that was from, what was that stupid dress that was on the interweb? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blue or gold. Maybe that's a callback to that. Maybe. That like broke the internet that day.

It did. I don't even understand it. That's all I saw. I don't want to comment on the dress. I'm not a, you know. I like my memes new and fresh. I'm like, give me those new memes. I'm going to play the title track, which is also the project name, Highlight.

Oh. It's a highlight. Highlight's the project. Highlight is the cassette. And Highlight is this track. it's the first track on side b three strips of it and uh um it's just it's a pretty long track so i don't think we'll play all of it i think it's like a 10 minute track or something like that but we'll get into it i think you fellas well i think it's like a 10 minute track or something like that But we'll get into it I think everybody's going to enjoy it It's a good one Writing about cassette tapes was

Who has tapes anymore There it is You went through a lot to get to that That's not even what I wanted Here's your little diagram No I changed it all up Why'd you change it? Because I deleted some that were like, I didn't need anymore.

All right, let's get into this. I didn't need to have John Pyle on here. No, no, no, no, no, no. All right, let's get into this. Side B, first track, Highlight by Highlight on Highlight. You're so funny, Dave. On Tamarack. You need to make a fucking list during this tape.

All right, here we go. No, that was funny. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. The train is now moving towards the city centre. The The I'm going to go to the next one. Thank you. The so Thank you. so That was some space music, man. Highlight from a self-titled debut tape, I believe. That was real good. Da Butt. Da Butt. An improv Da Butt from Highlight on Tamarack. That was a good one.

There's a band camp, I assume. There is. Joe B. Show me the money. I want to play this Aphasiax. That's how they say that, right? Aphasiax? I guess, yeah.

That's a new one to me. DJ Fultono Aphasiax Debtors Paradise on Crash Symbols Debtors Debtors like D-B-T like you have a debt on something

Debtors Paradise on Crash Symbols tight label is it a debtor like you're in debt is that how it's spelled On Crash Symbols. Oh, okay. Yeah. Tight label. Is it a debtor? Like a debtor? Like you're in debt? Like you're in debt, I think. Yeah.

Okay. Is that how it's spelled? I don't know. It's O-R instead of E-R, right? I don't know how you spell debtor. We're losing Dave. Maybe it's like a person's last name or something. Oh, it's their paradise.

John, John. Because it's apostrophe S. I can't even say the word anymore. Yeah, it does own it. But someone who Nevermind Alright so side one I like how you said it does own it

Does own it Iridescent Calzone it Living in a calzone A duo of Bill Corrigan and Nick George Why do I know those names Recorded on Broken Equipment Somewhere 2013 Detroit, it's hard in Detroit man Cole Corrigan and Nick George. Why do I know those names? Recorded on Broken Equipment. Somewhere in 2013.

Detroit. Detroit. It's hard in Detroit, man. It is hard out there. Cold in the D. It's real in the field. It's cold in the D. All you guys are Broken Equipment.

Liz Pavlovich, who runs this label with her husband Dwight. Dwight. She does a pretty cool... did she do the artwork for this she did the layout for it now that I'm looking at it she does a lot of drawings she drew that what I was so distracted just now because when I spilled the beer your mustache was so deep in that

cup I missed it I need to cut it it's too long can you take another sip so I can see Jesus Christ Dave did you get the side view it's like looking in an aquarium tank Can you take another sip so I can see? Jesus Christ. Dave, did you get the side view? It's like looking in an aquarium tank. And somebody's like, it got in there again.

That's disgusting. Yeah, that's gross. And what are you doing now? Sucking liquid off of it? Yeah. Are these the aphasiacs on the cover? Now I see why you short well mine just doesn't grow let me see no in front of save a lot i think that's them it's save a lot of heads what are you knuckleheads doing save a lot of national chain nope yeah so sure all right so we know tonight we've learned what year the jetsons may have taken

place and that save joe b you're saying save a lot is not a national chain. No. You regional. Okay. Aphasiacs couple regions. God damn it. This table looks really nice. I like when I like when they have shit like chrome tape and Dolby written on there. Yeah I like that stuff too. I don't know why I like it.

Dave you like it. Dave what do you think? I like it. Oh damn it. Did you mute your computer again, you dumb motherfucker? Come on, man, play it. You're really... No, that's the one I wanted to play. All right. How do you feel?

Like, I just want to play this tape. Whoa! I like that. Come on, man. Aphasia. Dave, just relax. Deader's Paradise. Crash cymbals number 85.

A-side, is that what I remember? Yeah, play that jam. The A-side of this tape Was three tracks and the B side Is the remixes of said tracks Is it playing? Yeah Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Joe, you blew my mind a little bit. Aphasiacs. God damn, what was that?

I don't know. It was crazy, though. I just found out what trap is tonight. I can't figure out that now. Yeah. It is a whole new thing. And that's with broken equipment. Yeah.

Imagine if they sound like a good equipment. They probably sound really shitty with really good equipment. I can't do this. I can't do a bit after we already talked about it. I bet it's like ska. My enthusiasm's not there. I bet they're trying to make ska, but their saxophones are broken. Their trumpets are busted.

Those are trumpets, huh? Those are trumpets. Yeah, I know trumpets, but that's what broken trumpets are busted. Those are trumpets. That's what broken trumpets sound like. In my head, I'm hearing like Just play it. We bought the damn things. Do something with it. It's the best I got. Alright. That was tight though. Is that still available?

Did any of us look? Yeah Yeah I think you can still get that You think or you know No I have no idea I think it's the altitude In Detroit Is it higher No in the middle Is the lowest point right

Well on the It's like a bowl The country's shaped like a bowl Yeah Yeah Upside down bowl Mike Jesus Christ It's a dome

It's a dome Yeah Okay well it depends On what part you're living on You're living underneath Sand crab It's a bowl Sand It's a dome? Yeah. Okay. Well, it depends on what part you're living on. You're living underneath a sand crab. It's a bowl. Sand crab. All right.

You're stupid. Show me the money. Whoa. I don't want that one. Too loud. I don't even. That's my least favorite part of hanging out with you was hearing that sound amplified in my ears.

I'm going to say that as a sound effect so you keep blaming it on Joe. I'm just going to sit over here and keep doing it. Joe, stop. I'm not doing it. That would be tight. Here. Sounds like that, dude. I got it.

Wait. Do it again. Like you can't go on YouTube. Like a weird little computer duck. Yeah, like you can't go on YouTube right now and get 10 hours of Mac volume. You know what's funny? Somebody designed that and got paid for it. Oh yeah, big time. Perfect.

No, I think it took him a long time. Oh, I'm sure it did. I think Brian Nino did that. He did, no, he did something for Windows, right? He did the Windows startup sound, right? Yeah. He did something for Mac, didn't he? He did that. When Mac starts up, it just goes...

Then that was him. That was him? Yeah. All right. I would like to see a documentary about the person who made that volume sound. They could do a whole... It's just called... That's the name...

Oh, wrong one. Yeah, that's the name of the movie. All right, I'm going to play this tape. It starts off with a guy like, I wish I never made that sound. It's a real depressing movie. Kills himself. It's Project Aura on Inner Islands. Aura.

O-R-R-A. Is Inner Islands the label with the logo is like two mountains? It's like three islands. Okay. Never mind. I'm thinking something else. Let me see it. Oh, yeah. Three of else. Let me see it. Oh, yeah.

Three of them. Let me see. Three islands on some water with the sun coming up. Yeah. You sure? Okay. It's three mounds of sand on a rug. Yeah.

That's what I was going to say. Yeah. There's a dust particle above it, right? Yeah. Yes. What are you going to play? I'm going to play the tape that you have in your hand right now, Aura. Into the Wind.

It's a 2015 release. Is this the first? No, we played some other stuff from 2015 tonight. We're going to play more from 2015 tonight, too. This tape is reminding me that you came up with a good idea. A little sneak peek of what's to come. You came up with a good idea earlier, Dave. What's that?

That you said we should do an all black and white episode. Yeah, I think we should. I think we should. Maybe we... Do the tapes themselves have to be... Everything has to be black and white. No color at all. No color at all. This one doesn't count. It's starting to sound a little racy. It's like gray, right? Why? Why doesn't it count? Because it's like gray.

This isn't white. This tape shell? Yeah, it's like off-white. It's definitely white. No. So we're doing something white white gray tones like right it doesn't have it doesn't have to be just black and white like right is that what we're saying oh wow that is a little up white yeah this still counts oh no grayscale grayscale little grayscale episode you happy all right here play that well now now that you're showing to to me, it's really, it's almost black. Yeah, it's totally, you're arguing, you're like, no, that's white.

No! No! No! I get real pissed off about it. I think I'm gonna play the... How do you feel? I feel good now. I feel real good. I feel better than I did before. We're gonna, cause we're gonna play the A side of this tape, and it's called the what is it called? The White Fog?

What buttons are you pushing to get your sound effects? How do you feel? The numbers? No I just wonder if I can reach over No, it's letters It's letters? But mainly this row

QWERTY? And then just these two How do you feel? Ooh, okay I just wanted to be able to like You're so funny, Dave Wow, I feel like you have a lot, like... You're so funny, Dave. Wow, I feel like you have a lot of power when you're doing that.

He likes it! Hey, Mikey! I do. Can I find that one? He likes it! I did! Hey, Mikey! I like that. I got, like, an eagle eye now.

I like that. That's exactly what you're doing. All right, what are you doing? Are you playing the tape? Yeah, I was trying to get you to tell me the name of the ace. The fog has a white tongue. what's the b-side called the water is black that licks the boat oh those are some interesting titles the water is black that licks the boat i think that's what

it says so what are we playing that's like a that's like a fog one that's like a native american name that got translated into japanese and back into english again i like that kind of stuff that specifically i like when it's that exactly all right we're ready to play ever seen that youtube oops i pressed you got youtube on that oh yeah i heard youtube went down earlier. What? No, it's back. It's back. Okay. On my computer. Or everybody's.

Not on my computer. Aura, into the wind. Inner Islands. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Oh, my God. Excuse me. Into the wind. Because I don't enter islands. Yeah. That was a good one, man. Yeah.

Nice little. That was a total chiller. Felt like I was floating on a boat. Jennifer Williams. Like on a misty lake. Misty. Foggy. Paint me a picture.

Real quick, Dave. Paint me a picture real real quick dave pay me close your eyes my eyes are closed all right what do you want me to draw pay me the picture of your own you're on a boat what kind of boat kind of wood that thing made of it's like a wood canoe that somebody car does it have a motor or no i know paddled out there am i alone or am i with someone uh it's two people me and you what time is it? Misty's with me. It's me and Misty. You guys got raincoats on. Ooh. Drinking wine.

What time is it? Is it like dusk? It's like 8 in the morning. Oh, no. Okay. It's early. Already drinking wine on a boat. Maybe drinking wine all night.

Maybe we're still up. Oh, watch the sun come up. All right. I'm getting it now. Is it hot? Oh, it's dead hot. Oh, it's humid. It's a dry heat, though. But I got the rainco now. Is it hot? Oh, it's dead hot. Oh, it's humid. It's a dry heat, though.

But I got the raincoats on because it's raining. Or it's misty. Yeah. Okay. And then they fuck. Jesus Christ, Dave. Right, Dave. Whoa, my eyes.

Someone shot out of my head. Too scary, man. Calm down. My eyes closed. Dang, Dave. Dave, just relax. There's someone who sent us an email and said they listened to the show with their kid.

Oh, yeah? On the way to school or something like that. Don't be talking like that. They're probably dropped off by now. What are we on? The seventh tape? Oh, yeah. They're on the ride home.

If you haven't gotten your kid dropped off at school by the seventh tape, then you live too far away from school. We're getting into the late, late show. Yeah. All right. But if you are up stay in school don't do drugs don't do drugs don't do pots listen to your parents listen to everybody's parents and clean your damn room already oh god pick up your underwear it's disgusting you're

disgusting wipe your butt better it's on you just used it it's on the floor Oh the floor Yeah Get down there Alright I know what I'm gonna play I'm gonna do this guy What's your problem What Why is it Oh you're trying to pick up

Wait a minute Wait a minute Hold on So you're trying to pick up that lighter Off the floor with your toe Between your toes Trying What's in my hand

Yeah but like How Let me see you lift up your leg again how far can you get your leg that's it huh wow all right i got a tape here by a project called anthro rex joe's only half jointed we anthro rex the tapes look how stupid my thumbs up is we know what the thumbs up yeah it's real stupid and you make that all the way back let me say it i think your problem okay i'm gonna be serious i think your problem is your skin is too tight on your body mike let me see your thumbs up all the way back it's in motion like it's windy i feel like mine's just right yours is perfect whoa that's like a thumbs up model that's like if you were on the side of the road

doing that i would slam on my brakes right away dave do they do they use a picture of your thumb on wikipedia for the thumb article yeah and then it's like Chinese Thumbs Up. I bet they use... Do you think there's a webpage for Bill Clinton's thumb? No, stop getting political, Mike. It's not funny. You just don't get it. AnthroRex. The tape's called Fine. We just got a box with four

AnthroRex tapes. Here's what I'm confused about. I think with four Anthro-Rex tapes. You see this one? Yeah. All right, here's what I'm confused about. I think this is like a Western Mass dude, a silly dude. He did something with Sam Gascan. I think he's from that area. But I have his name here somewhere. Let me look.

What's in a little styrofoam box there, huh? Dan Cashman. Cash money. Dan Cashman. So he sent us four anthro... He's got a look. He sent us four anthro-rex tapes. That one which is like, you know, it's in like this

box with stuff tape all over it and there's a piece of like... Stuff tape? Didn't I say stuff taped all over it? Stuff tape. Oh, stuff taped all over it. Stuff taped all over it. And there's a piece of styrofoam inside with the tape in it and there's shit taped on taped all over it. Stuff taped all over it. And there's a piece of styrofoam inside with the tape in it and there's shit

taped on that. Then there's another tape that's made out of another shitty box with a hairband taped on it and all this stuff. And then two other tapes in the Roku cases. They all have different names, right? And the letter he sent me just said, sending you two copies of my new one. So I'm really confused confused and there was a shirt

for a salem cigarette shirt but with like paint all over it all right that's weird he's a zoinker he's definitely zoinks but you know let's play this let's play this fine tape hand that over davey fine i like the um I guess this is how he keeps it consistent with the spine. He's got this little... Is that on the other one, too? Is that on the other one? I thought I saw it. The other one's right over there, Joe. It's at the bottom of the stack, so I don't know if you want to fuck with it. I don't know.

Yep, it's got it. I like how there's, like, a pog on there that just says bad. On the back, yeah. Yeah. I wonder if that is a pog. Remember pogs? Yeah. They were huge. Oh, yeah. No, I wonder if that is a pog. Remember pogs? Yeah. They were huge.

Oh, yeah. No, well, they were about the size of, like, a 50-cent piece. All right. Let's just pop this in. And we'll press play. I almost don't want to pop it in because there's... Look how much fucking scotch tape is stuck on this. Like, all over this tape. Oh, what did he dub over?

Make sure it stays together. I can't take it. There's too much tape. I can't even see what's under there. Joe, careful, Joe. Yeah, careful. Don't pull anything. My homeowner's insurance doesn't cover guests.

Anthro-Rex. Fine. Probably self-release tape. Here it is I'm going to go. Thank you. I'm not sure what I'm doing here. so so One more. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. That was good. Are we back? We're back. We're back.

Anthro Rex. Fine. Anthro Rex. I don't really know how to get it or anything like that. But... I think it's more like... Fine. Go to gurgle.com and type it in. Search for it.

I'm feeling... Gurgle? I'm feeling lucky. You know, that was my idea for... You know, I was the guy who came up with the I'm feeling lucky button for Google. Did you know that? How do you think I financed my extravagant lifestyle? I came...

They were having a meeting. They were just... You're in ideas, man. I've always said that. They were a little startup at the time and I charged in I and they were like security and they came in and the security grabbed me and I like held him back as just one minute there but looked at me and I just said I'm feeling lucky I'm feeling lucky and then I ran out and they're're like, who was that man?

And then like a week later, they showed up at my door. And I was like, how'd you find me? Yeah. With a really big check. All right. I'm going to play this Ghost Beds boss battle split. Guy from Yahoo tried to steal it from me. Yahoo. Then I gave him that.

You did that? Yeah. Yahoo! Dave's a bing man. I did bings. What is their thing? I don't know. I never used it.

Hold on. It's a little loud. It's a gesture. It's more of a gesture. What's a gesture? Bing. Yeah. Bing. All right. What's a gesture? Bing. Yeah. Bing.

All right, what are you playing? The ghost bed side of this ghost bed boss battle split. Local fella. Local. I use boink. I use boink. Knuckleheads. Boink.

Yeah, that's my favorite. That's for... Is every tape from Delaware now a school of boss battle? Oh, is that why every... That's why it's all X-rated. What? Is every tape... They say porn is most of the internet.

I just figured, you know. Is every tape from Delaware now split with Boss Battle? Yes. And on purple. You see what he did here? He opened up the shell and put these stickers inside.

Did he? Yeah. Oh, he did. He also, he showed me a tape that he did a... Well, let me say that. I don't know if it was a Boss Battle tape or just a tape under... You don't even know what was a boss battle tape or it's a boss battle tape

you don't even know what I'm talking about yet no that's not what I'm talking about Jesus Christ just wait how do you fish those guys down there the one with the gum no just listen you weren't there are those the clowns from Pac-Man

I think they were the clowns from Black Man you hate the clowns from Pac-Man, don't you? It's Black Man. Black Man. Because he's a little gold tooth? Yeah. All I want to do is eat the biscuits and then the clowns come out. I love Dave's Nintendo humor.

I love it. Sometimes I'll just laugh in bed for like 15 minutes over it. When you talk about dying in a Nintendo game and you refer to it as falling off. I don't know why it's so funny. Game motor.

I'm going to hire you for my wedding, Dave. I want you to marry us. Okay. Anyway, the tape I was talking about, he took two different colored shells. He took all the tapes apart and then he put them back together. He mixed them up. That's a lot of work. So it's half red, half white, or something like that.

That is a lot of work. But it's pretty tight. I'm going to get him to do that for a Tabs Out subscription tape. Oh, nice. Oh, speaking of which, we've got the next one almost ready to go. What is it? Drum roll. It's a German Army tape.

German Army. German Army. German Army. It's going to come in these metal... The one's back there. Grab that, Joe. These metal, these hinged metal cases with a clear plastic top. They're like silver.

Yeah, there we go. Look at that. Here's what it sounds like when you open it. You hear that? That sounds real good. I got something in my eye. Listen. That's metal.

That's certified man-made metal. Certified, huh? Certified and turtle fought. Is that stainless steel? That's a sardine can. That's a good way to put it. It looks like a sardine can, but you can see the sardines at the top. That's disgusting.

Silver tape. You don't see this. Has everything hand- him and hammed and named write your name on it we'll put your name on it put your name on it that anywhere Joe but uh yeah donate to get

that tape and and more what are we doing spooky guy oh cover there's an alien on the cover where are the soft cases? I hate the soft cases. It's worse than an O card. No, it's not.

Too scary. It's better than an O card. All right, play that A side, son. You got the soft case with like a... Oh, it's a sticker. It's a clear sticker. He taped them all. He stuck them all in there, huh? They're all over.

All right, we're playing the ghost bed side? Yeah. I think it's the side with the stickers. Okay. You think? I think. If it's not, we'll flip it and try it again. Here we go.

Ghost beds. Split with the boss battle. Oh, it's so hot in here. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We have to be open to the possibility that it's a recurring sign of destruction, that there is some dark danger that this is the period of things over long periods of history. It may be completely forgotten. It may be something that people never, ever think about. But then, like the grip of an edge, it comes back and it returns to strike us down again. And there seems to be some kind of cycle operating

which perhaps we don't fully understand. And I suppose the alarming cross-border is the one that should focus our minds and that we should consider seriously is that this cyclical catholicism, Okinawa, just might return in our own time. We should be aware that we could indeed be facing the return of all we have are the memories and the traditions and perhaps the warnings that have been passed down to us. And there's no doubt in my mind, very clearly ringing out like a bell is a warning. Ghost beds.

Ghost beds. Nick Flood, is that his name? Nick Flood. Nick Flood from New... What's your name? Nick Flood. I thought you called him Nick Fudd. And it was like, Pete, you were doing a bit.

And I was like, ooh, where's this going? Fumbled his name, huh, Dave? What else? What else do you want to say about him? Hey. Wrong one. Ghost beds. Split boss battle.

Two local fellows. Self-released. Whose turn? Dave. Dave. My turn. Dave. Dave.

Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. My turn. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave.

That was good. Thanks. C-Ladder. That sounded like Judd Judd. Power Moves label. Power Moves. Pow pow power moves. Debut tape I think. Cheryl Frazier. Butt to butt. I like this label. They always put out good moves. Debut tape, I think. Cheryl Frazier. Butt to butt.

I like this label. They always put out good stuff. They just put out a tape by Ian Franklin. Ian? Ian, Shredder Ghost. Wow. A Tabs Out junior member. Correspondent.

Man on the street. Gumshoe. He's a gumshoe, man. He's been on three or four reps, maybe four or five. Does a lot of writing. Yeah. I wouldn't say a lot. He does a gumshoe, man. He's been on three or four reps, maybe four or five. Does a lot of writing. I wouldn't say a lot. He does some, but not too much.

But yeah, awesome label. What do you got here? What did you say? Sealadder? Sealadder. Mike, what are these little nuts called again? You know. What are they called? They have a name. What the hell was that? What just happened? You know. What are they called? They have a name. They have a name of a long time. Oh, did you see that fly off?

What the hell was that? What just happened? Your little baby paperclip just flew off of that thing. Oh, you had that there the whole time? No, I just put it there. I could have took my mustache off. Well, don't do it again. Oh, no.

That's a good game. That's like roulette. Did you see that? You spin it and see who it hits. That's not a good game. That's a terrible game um yeah that's a game that they that's a game nobody would play those um those nuts i'll play again it's right there on the floor right next to you i can't get that i that is out of your my toe

no with your uh tight skin you'll never be able to pick that up it's just his hey it's just his hands and his feet i think where the skin is really tight. I like how you couldn't even feel whether or not you had it. You have no... Your skin is so tight and shiny. Got it that time. Okay, put it on. Let's play again.

What's the name of this game? It's all blister. Just a real tight blister. Alright, put it on. It's clipped. Ready? Clip it. I'm going to spin it. That's crazy. That's pretty good.

That's a good radio bit. Everyone at home is listening. Who's going to hit? What's it look like? What is it? These nuts do have names, though. These nuts. But...

I forget what they're called. But there's some companies that sell these things, and they're really... Strong marketing. Yeah, they're like, the best Mike Nuts around. I think that's what they're called, Mike Nuts. Really?

Who cares about this little piece? Oh, you don't want that to falter when you're performing in front of a giant crowd? No matter how much you tighten it, you can always loosen it with your... Oh, see, I can't. Never mind. Never mind. Tightened it too much, Dave. All right, whose turn is it?

Sea Ladder. Sea Ladder. Tiny Territories. Yeah, I think this is the debut set from this project. This is an edition of 30. They always do very small editions. Not very small, but not too small. But small.

Cheryl Frazier. Did you already say that's who it was? Cheryl Frazier. Cheryl Frazier from Toronto. No, from that show, Frazier. It was originally supposed to be her it wasn't a spin-off this original script was not a spin-off from cheers no and nothing to do with she dropped out because the actress was listed gonna be in this movie so like fuck what do we do she's gonna star in the movie Ladder About a mermaid who finds a way out of the ocean

With a magical ladder Let's use the Frasier character from Cheers Because no one else from Cheers is on that show They didn't have to change anything else So once you No Lilith's on it eventually Well yeah they thought of that later Once you call a show something you can't change it

Like it would have been easier to just change the name And call it something else Not at all I couldn't change it. Like, it would have been easier to just change the name and call it something else. Not at all. Couldn't do it. It was easier this way. Because they already designed the logo. They're like, we already paid $200 for the logo. And they're like, we get the guy from Cheers.

Frasier Crane? All right. No And they're like, we get the guy from Cheers. Frasier Crane? All right. No, they were like, Norm? No, Frasier. And they're like, who was Frasier on Cheers? And it took them a while, and they finally were like, all right, well, let's just do it. And that's how Frasier came about.

Why are we talking about this? Oh, because the person's name is Cheryl Frasier. You got it. See how it all comes together. I got there. All right. Well, anyway, this tape sold out, so who cares? No, let's play this.

Let's play this one. I'm going to try to push a sound effect. Writing about cassette tapes was once a thing. I wish I didn't push that one. I hate that guy. I'm trying to help him cleanse my palate. I like that. Yeah, there we go.

All right, I feel better now. All right, did you hand me the tape? You're so funny, Dave. Look at this coverage. What do you think that is? That's just like a white to gray gradient cover with a tiny gray dot. I think it's a butterfly. You think it's a butterfly?

I think it's an island in the... It's Jurassic Park. Welcome to Jurassic Park. Yeah, it's an island on the water, right? Or a rock sticking out of the water. From really high up? Yeah. I think it's a bald man the water right Or a rock sticking out of the water From really high up I think it's a bald man in a giant bowl of milk Why is his head so lumpy Cancer

It's poop Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. so so so Thank you. Thank you. sea ladder sea ladder power moves theves label. They should call it... I know you don't have to change something that you got just because I said so, but they should change it from Power Moves label to The Power Moves label. The Power Moves. The Power Moves label. I like that better. You like that better?

Dave, what do you think? I like it. That's the tabs out. It's a Stamp of approval We'd like you to change it Do you think when he goes to the post office to do mail order He's like honey I'm going to go take the power wheels out The power wheels

I always wanted a power wheel You never had one? Take the power wheels out No but you were adopted so they had to prove they loved you more Than a normal kid They didn't tell me until later, I guess. Oh, so you didn't know you were... No, I knew. They told me when I was like six.

When you were six, huh? What grade are you in when you're six? Kindergarten. Kindergarten? Kindergarten, first grade, depending on when your birthday is. I feel like I... Yeah, that's a good age to tell you. Pretty good.

It's all right. All right, I'm going to play. And they weren't like they didn't present you with a Power Wheel, the same development? No. They're like, you're adopted. Here's more toys. Oh. Nope.

Got the same regular amount of toys. It's all right. It's all right. It's okay. A kid down the street had the aircraft carrier from G.I. Joe. Remember that one? Oh, I didn't have that, but.

Oh, I didn't have it. A kid down the street had it. It was in his basement because it was so big. It was gigantic. No, I had a friend who had that oh yeah yeah asshole yeah i know he got presents on easter too for what exactly for what well you know what one year i got my uh nintendo on easter what i don't really know why candy why do you get presents i hate it when kids get presents yeah i'm gonna give my kids presents on easter all right i'm gonna play or christmas Alright I'm going to play Or Christmas I had a note on the back

Why are you dropping so much tonight Is it because you want to work out Picking yourself up with your feet Listen to you Mike I need some energy I feel like your bones are tight too Joe My bones are tight This is Cold Clouds

On Outward Records I don't think the tape has a name. Mm, that's so sad. We're going to play the second track off the A side. Okay, this is a tight design. I like it. I like it. Yeah.

We got a little note in here. Oh, okay. What's it say? Killer work over there at Tabs Out. Oh, wait, wait, a note to us. Yeah, much respect, Evan. Handwritten. We'll start over.

Let me get in the mood to hear it. Okay, go ahead. Killer work over there. Tabs out. Hope you dig this tape. Much respect, Evan. Alright. And you dug the tape show. I liked it. What, he wrote that on his own stationery? It's on like an Outward Records business card.

Oh, this is nice. Oh, I like the little stereo. I always like the little stereo logo. I like that. And it's right on the front. That's nice. This is tight. Oh, I like the little stereo logo. I like that. And it's right on the front. That's nice. This is tight. This is a tight design.

It's real good. I can't wait to hear it. Oh, this is... Wait a minute. This is the card he sent us. Is it numbered or is that like the date? Oh, I don't know. Is this card number five out of 20? Or did he send it on May 20th?

We'll never know. Wait, no. It's not May 20th yet. I could have had this for a while. Came from the future. This could have been from last year. Maybe. No, that's from not too long ago.

All right, well, let's get into this. Cold Clouds. Do you think he does a personalized card for everyone? No. I like to think that we're special. That's where the addition is on that part on the back of that card or maybe it just says it in the corner

or something order a tape from him and find out order it right now order it right now? yeah use PayPals here we go right?

are we going? I gotta rewind it cause it wasn't going no no I had it queued up oh shit second track on side A I said that god damn it Mike fuck because it wasn't going. No, no. I had it queued up. Oh, shit. Second track on side A. God damn it, Mike.

Fuck. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Cold Clouds. I'm not talking to you guys. We skipped him. I'm not talking to you guys. That was not... He's mad. That was not... I'm mad. I'm mad.

I got to say, I am mad. I am furious. That hurt. That you would skip me. Sorry. Do I get two turns now? No, you get one turn. You're taking too long.

Is it my turn? Yeah, it's your turn now. And then Dave? And then Dave. I'm going to play this tape by Exploring Therapeutic Encounter on that label. That sounds a little dirty, maybe. The label name isn't written anywhere on this packaging. The label name.

And I had it on my computer, but I had to shut my computer off because it was going to do hot and loud. It's so much quieter now. It's driving me nuts. It's a sub-label. Look it up, Joe. It's a sub-label... Go to Discogs and type in that. Dave, did that make you laugh the way he just kind of pounced on his computer like two kittens?

I'm going to spit out my coffee. What the fuck is the name of this label? The dude who does Blossomy Noise, I think, also runs this label. And it's his project. You got it there? Got there, chief? Exploring? Not exploring.

That's the name of the project. We need some like... Tested souls. Tested souls. There it is. Tested souls. What do we need there? We need like bedding music

for when you're... When you're looking... When somebody's looking stuff up. Bedding music? Oh, I see. Oh, all right. But check out these tapes. There's another one somewhere around here.

It's over there. They're black Brad Packs with gold and silver silkscreen on them. They look nice. Yeah, they look tight. Look at the little text inside. And then the tapes are black with gold imprint. Ooh, look at that little Dolby logo. This is fucking tight.

Let me see that. They look tight. But yeah, I didn't know anything about this label until he sent these over. Just got these, like I said earlier in the show when I played that Astro tape. Got a huge box from the dude. So that's like gold and silver. Is it? It seems like it.

I know the other one's silver. What's the other one? I think it's blue. Like the dress, you remember that dress from the internet? It is like it. I know the other one's silver. I think it's blue. Like the dress. You remember that dress from the internet? It is like gold and silver. This is silver and then this is gold. That's weird, right?

Let me see. This is blowing my mind grapes up. Let me see. Silver? Gold, silver. Gold. Layout design and print by Makeup Diaries. Oh, yeah?

I don't know who the Makeup Diaries are. I like how it doesn't say Tested Souls anywhere on these tapes. And there's this little logo on the back. You see this little, like, symbol on the back flap on the little tab? Yeah, it's like the male symbol, right? Or Saturn or Venus. Or Prince. The artist.

It, like, goes into that slot and you just see the top. Let me see the tape again. What? That's it. It's in the deck. Oh, Dave has it. Okay. Yeah. What? top let me see the tape again what that's it it's in the deck oh dave has it okay yeah what that symbol is all over the imprinting i thought you said that was that i thought you said that was the dolby symbol and i was there's the dolby symbol symbol is on there yeah i'm trying to

oh yeah it's that symbol over man this is tight looks so nice well anyway let's jump into this i got it somewhere in the uh in the middle of the tape so we'll jump in from where we are and then we'll uh we'll clean it up we'll we'll get the start of this track right dave sure all right let's go it's kind of it's kind of hard to search for makeup diaries yeah there's a lot of like you're getting a lot of diaries about makeup yeah yeah that'll happen And then I put design. That didn't help at all. That made it worse, actually.

Cassette tape. But I want to look up their layout and design, like if they also do stuff for other stuff. Yeah, but they might have used the word cassette tape to describe laying out this cassette tape. Exploring therapeutic encounter on tested soul or souls so on tested soul Thank you. I'm a man of shadow I'm a man of shadow I'm a man of shadow

I'm a man of shadow uh um Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going sure if I can do this. I'm going to have to go home. Backwards day over there. Exploring.

Yeah, that was weird. Exploring therapeutic. I'm feeling comfortable. Yeah, that was. Maybe just because I'm hot. I wish I could grab the other tape that's over there. A little too comfortable over there, Joe. Yeah, don't touch the fan.

Oh, watch it. Hot mic. All right. I like it. So since you skipped me, we went back to me. Now we're going to skip over Joe, but it's not a real skip. Dave, what do you got in your corner? Gobble, gobble. Come on, you turkey.

Let's play. Let's play. Let's play Twister. Let's play Risk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the theme song too. No, that was... If you believe we put a man on the moon.

Are those actual lyrics from that song? Right. Am I wrong? I don't know. Let's play Twister. Let's play Twister. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes it sound so sad

any of you heard about this one yeah yeah if you believe we put a man on yeah that's it a m k a m k some fine letters letter a Yeah, that's it. A-M-K. A-M-K. Some fine letters. Letter A, letter M, letter K.

Ampk. Ampk. That's somebody's initials, right? I think so. I mean, I know the Project AMK. I just don't know the dudes. I know those aren't his initials. Yeah.

Anthony Michael Hall, but not Hall. Keaton. Anthony Michael Keaton. Yeah. This Michael Hall, but not Hall. Keaton. Anthony Michael Keaton. Yeah. This is actually Michael Keaton's project. He just goes by his middle name as his stage name. When in the Michael Keaton timeline. Well, he's been doing stuff since the 80s.

Yeah. So this is Johnny Dangerous. Batman. Johnny Dangerous. i love that movie good one do you have all do you have imdb up i like i like joe's looking up that's good just matches the keyboard with both hands yeah so this comes in a uh brad pack as, except it says something on the side of it. I think these were like reused Brad Packs.

Right? Maybe. It says SP blanks on the side. Like printed on the side. Oh, okay. And then there's like a sticker of a crazy bird on the front. Huh? But it's Stumptown, right?

Oh, and then this is just written. Yeah, I think this is recycled, right? Yeah, I think it's recycled. I think it's a recycled Brad Pack. It's like theptown, right? Oh, and then this is just written. Yeah, I think this is recycled, right? Yeah, I think it's recycled. I think it's a recycled Brad Pack. It's like the Brown Craft ones. There's a sticker on the top, and the sticker covers the one. It's still Stumptown, right? Yeah.

Yeah, it's a Brad Pack. I think so. A band. What does it say on the side, Dave? SP Blanks. I think SP Blanks put out a tape, and those covers didn't get used. So the centipede farm, being very frugal, very wise, stretching their bills at Foreman Mills,

they reused the cases, right? Yep. No. No? S.P. Blanks is a company that makes those. This is a Bobo Brad Pack. Someone get something on the phone because this is

a clear violation of copyright laws, section 18. And they have that printed on all of them? Yeah. So it's double Bobo. It's craft-it-yourself paper goods. And they make all kinds of vinyl record packaging. Even the DVD package is the same.

Grab a Brad Pack. Grab me a Brad Pack. Right behind you. Because I think the Brad Pack has the Stuntown information on the inside. Inside. That's their thing. We're doing some... You know what?

Now I'm wondering, like, why didn't they fold it the other way so it said SP blank on the inside? Hmm. That's probably what you're supposed to do. That's probably what you're supposed to do. Hold on. This is some... They might use this audio in court. Fellas, listen.

In case they use this audio in court, let's... No, no fooling around. Let's be on the top of our game. Let's be respectful. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? They even call it the Brad Pack. Ugh.

Hold on. It's the same thing. It's identical. Maybe they're an official... You think they're an official distributor of Brad Packs? Yeah. No way. Because these Brad Packs always say how it's...

It says the Brad Pack, and then there's like a little... Like, you know, copyright thing, right? Sometown prayers. Right there, yeah. On the spine, right? I think they're stealing the Brad Pack. like you know copyright thing right Stumptown Printers right there yeah on the spine right I think they're stealing the Brad Pack where is this company SP Blanks

from hold on the products offered through SP Blanks have been developed by our full service print shop Stumptown Printers okay alright we can lay that one we can put that one to bed, boys. So did they change and now it's called S.P. Blanks?

Wouldn't you buy those? No, they're an affiliate. Oh, all right. It's like how Yum Corporation owns KFC and Taco Bell. Yum Corporation? Is that what they're called? The Yum Corporation? Yeah.

All I could do during that whole Yum Corporation? Is that what they're called? The Yum Corporation? I was getting... All I could do during that whole part right there... I'm freaking out, man. I was freaking out that whole time. All I could do was envisioning me being called to court to testify. And it's like a small... Mike Haley? It's like a...

No, no. It's a small town southern court with the ceiling fans that go real slow. I say, I say, I say. Real hot. No, I'm just a small town lord. Everybody's fan of themselves. Yeah. But I think it's clear to see that this Brad Black

and this Brad Black all seem to be identical when you say show me your hair. And I'm like, my mic's feeding back. And it's like, yes, sir. Well, I don't think we need to go in for it. He's got like a tissue.

He's like rubbing the sweat off his neck. No, he's got a hanky, Mike. Oh, he's got a hanky. The tissue would get all wet and clumpy. Ladies and gentlemen, do I think we heard enough? It's all under his neck. Yeah. All right. It's all three of us

In the witness thing He's wearing one of those Texas ties Like a bolo tie Oh yeah Is that what it's called And a white suit Yeah

Oh yeah Definitely a white suit And he's got gray hair Yeah balding Alright Did we We played Okay

I like how it's numbered On the top in Sharpie. 12 out of 15. That's the wrong one I'm going to put. I'm going to put it right next to the tab. He used to just write the name and the title in Sharpie on the front. He's actually using a sticker for the front of that one. Des Moines. That's where this dude's from, right?

Des Moines, yes. All right. Well, let's get into AMK. What's the name of the tape? Where did that Bobo Brad pack go? Oh sorry I was yawning Decelerate On the Centipede Farm Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. AMK.

Ampk. Not ampk. That's a joke amk some windy some wind yeah man that was tight i'm still i'm still like a little on edge about the whole it's cool brad pack thing it's okay i figured it out it's cool all right you're cool i'm cool dave's cool we're all cool we're all cool man all right all right damn it nice try joe man. All right. All right. Damn it. Nice try, Joe. Yeah. I won't even do it. Now it's my turn again. How quickly it comes back to me when you try to deceive. Go, Mike.

Go, Mike. My name is Mike. Go, Mike. I'll play your tape. We'll all have fun. It will be great. I'll put it in. Inside the deck.

Oh, you didn't give me my backup I lost my Alright I'm gonna play some old time radio Old time radio Pan American Sketch for Winter Number 2 Rue Corridor

On Geographic North This is part of a series Dave you got the other two no i got the other two oh you got the other two yeah what number is mine number two what did i say number three 25 no it's two two so you got three and four and he didn't send us one i don't know what that's all about hmm interesting yeah it's really tight. When you're looking at them in the case, it's like the top part is white and the bottom part is a different color. And there's like a design, like an abstract design on top. It's sparkly.

And we take it out, that color on the bottom, that pop of color, that blue, that green, that yellow, is a separate piece of paper. Oh, I like that. That like folds out too. It's real nice. Look at that. It's like sparkly paper, too. These are beautiful.

These are gorgeous. They are nice. Why didn't we get number one? That's my only... That's my one regret. In life. What month does the back say? January.

Okay, this one's February. Do we have March or December? Maybe that's the deal. Maybe he only sent us the 2015 ones. March okay all right all right fair enough call off your dogs no but these are fucking tight right this dude um this Pan American dude did a bunch of records like on cranky and stuff I thought I recognized that Cranky. Crank, crank, crank, crank. Is this like a pop ambient type of thing? Dave, is your head about to fall off? Why?

Is it wobbling? Dave's gone. I'm real gone. Okay. Is it though? Is it like pop ambient? Well, let's find out. Let's pop in the tape and find out.

Joe, what are you learning from that other one there? The track two is best listened to with headphones right in the back seat of a car At temperatures of 53 degrees Or below between 9pm and 8am That's too much information That's too much information I can't do all that Alright I'm pressing play

Pan American Sketch Wonder 2 Geographic North number 25 Here we go just something right into it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm done. Just done. Yeah. We're back. Oh, Pan American with like a dot between the words.

Pan dot American. It was what I thought it was going to be. Geographic. Geographic North number 25. Part of the Sketch for Winner series. Hey, come on down. Grab the Sketch for Winner. We're doing the Sketch for Winner series down here.

Dabs out. I can't decide what to play. Joby, what you got? Well, I have three more tapes that I brought. Let me see what you got. I got this. Hold on. Don't tell me.

Don't tell me. I just want to see them. All on. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. I just want to see them. All right. Don't give away the magic. But I kind of want to maybe just do a cold listen on this comp that we got. I think you should do this. It's kind of. I mean, it's good.

I have it queued. I think I have it queued up. It's chill, though. And you want to take it up a notch. I kind of want to take it up a notch i kind of want so you want to check out that well you do you know what this is no no but i think it's gonna be good there's a risk i know are we gonna take it you know what let's not play it safe for once yeah let's take the risk let's just do it let's just take the risk look at us now boys so this is uh dave get

real comfy look at Dave over there Jesus Christ Dave I knew we shouldn't have put horse tranquilizers In his jello shots The label's called Narcorpses And this is a label sampler Called Second Narcomotion

Mixed By Newt So I guess somebody like mixed everybody together newt did at the same time let me see the cover that's a pretty tight you know what i didn't even see this come through the door newt who new rich gingrich i really like the the layout so we're just gonna go inside a side a just go one One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. This is going to be a good thought. One, two, three, four, right?

Well, it's spelled. It's one word. O-N-E-T-O-O-F-R-E-E-F-O-R. A one, two, three, four. Yeah, one, two, three, four. I thought it was one toot free. I was wondering why you said toot. Dark cherry blossom.

Yeah. Side A. What color is this? The tape shell. Like army green with a splash of gray in it. Yeah, it's a weird... Yeah, it's a weird muted color. It's a good...

It's nice of you. I like it. There's someone... You got mute on, don't you? Writing about cassette tapes. I forgot which one it is. He likes it. There it is. He likes it. I told you. There's someone... You got mute on, don't you? Writing about cassette tapes. I forgot which one it is. He likes it. There it is.

He likes it. I told you. There's somebody on here called Seas420. Yeah. And it makes me want to have a project called Sears. Sears. Ooh, that's a good one. Sears is one of the good ones, I think.

What, Sears? No. The Sears hardware by me did. Here, YouTube went down earlier, didn't it? YouTube was down. All right, here we go. From the... AOL, too. what sears the sears hardware by me did here youtube went down earlier didn't youtube was down all right here we go from the uh aol to second i think stacy's mom still has aol no yeah i'm pretty sure yeah i don't even know they offered it anymore or at least she did a couple yeah you pay for it he pays for it what do you mean he pays whoa whoa what do you mean

he pays for it he He has a membership. And you don't tell him to stop? Oh, I've told him to stop many times. But that's just what they know. What do you get from AOL? That's like your homepage, so your email's there and everything. I mean, there's no reason to pay for it. I feel like it's just wronging them to continue as a business.

Some people like it. I feel like they're knowingly ripping people off. It's just like old people. It's probably just old people. And I bet hospitals. I bet old people in hospitals. He knows he can get it for free. He knows he can just get on the internet.

Well, then why doesn't he? Because he's used to it. He's used to it. Yeah, but that's the thing. They shouldn't... I just feel so bad for old people in this country. I fight as hard as I can for them. in this country i just you know and i fight as hard as i can for them and i'll fight for you if you elect me all right let's get into this comp boom one two three four one two one two three door free door nor corpses i don't know narcos is

label sampler. 1, 2, 3, 4. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Narc corpses' label sampler 1-2-3-4 1-2 I'm glad I picked that Yeah, that was tight Yeah, man, that was tight I'm excited to listen to the rest of that tape Yeah

Check out this new label To us, right? Is that their I mean, they put out a bunch of stuff They put out a bunch of stuff New to us New to us, that's what I mean Yeah

New to what? New to me? What is that? What is that? What is that? Stop that It's getting worse, it makes it worse It makes it so much worse No, I'd like to sit down and listen to that whole tape

I'm kind of upset you got it Me too Me three Dave's turn, Dave take us out We're all upset now Now everybody's upset. How do you feel? Pissed off.

How do you feel? All right. Let's go out with this antlered tape. Let's go. Go steady with it. Go neck it, make out point. On barrow. Barrow.

Barrow number 43. The universal atmosphere. What was that? What is that? What are you doing with it? B-A-R-O, correct? B-A-R-O Yeah We played a bunch from that label

I can't think of any of it off the top of my head right now I think we played that Caledonia County tape That was Borrow, right? Question is irrelevant Oh, it's on loop Oh, it keeps going You got a lot of Star Trek stuff going on tonight, huh? Question is irrelevant. Question is irrelevant. Question is irrelevant. Question is irrelevant. Question is irrelevant. Question is irrelevant. It's just that one.

It's just a piece of that one. Does it stop? Colin Blanton. Blanton? Blanton? Blanton? Blanton? I don't know him.

Name of the tape is Sun Up. S-U-N-N-U-P. One word. Yo, Sun Up, son. Yo, Sun Up. S-U-N-N-U-P. One word. Yo, son up, son. Yo, son up. Son up, dad. That's like, that's a line in a movie where a dad and his kid switch bodies.

And there's a part when the dad who is now in the kid's body is like acting, he still wants to go to his job at the law firm and he still wants to go to his job at the law firm. And he still wants to do stuff. And his son as his dad has to say, yo, son up, dad. And then it's a montage of him doing kid stuff.

At first he's stupid. And he keeps going back to him doing his dance on the beach where he's got the Hawaiian shirt on. And he's getting better at it every time. He's on a skateboard, hand gliding, ice skating. Catching a football. Catching a football.

Yeah. Batting cages. Skateboarding on the beach. Well, skateboarding on the boardwalk. Skateboarding. Come on, Davey. At the surf shop. Well, you got to paint me a picture here.

Yeah. This takes place at a beach town. What's the movie called? Where the Sun Didn't Want to Go for the summer. Oh, I thought you were saying the movie was called Where the Sun Didn't Wanna Go. Where the Sun Didn't Wanna Go. No. It's called... Okay. It's about a

kid who wants to switch bodies with his dad because he says he can do a better job at his dad's stuff than his dad can. But he doesn't. He fails. But then the dad's really good at being a kid. But the movie's called then the dad's really good at being a kid but the movie's called where the sun don't shine oh but it's really serious

except for that funny montage it's really serious he gets real depressed he can't switch he ends up killing himself but when he shoots himself in the head he kills his dad in his kid body his body and he has to live and deal with that now fuck because he's invented he's he's immortal when they made a pact with a um well it was a full moon yeah and uh to so they could switch bodies the dad wouldn't want to do it he's like i'm leaving and he gets up and like son grabs him and he's like, Dad, wait. And the lights go on and off. The crystal ball is flashing.

And then they all of a sudden for whatever reason, the kid is in the dad's clothes and the suit hanging off of him. And then the old man's in the shortened t-shirts and they're real tight. And they look at each other.

There's little things that didn't like the shortened t-shirts and now they're real tight. And they look at each other. There's little things that didn't switch though. Like one of their ears is still the same. Yeah. Don't touch my foot. That's why he can't die. Because when his jeans zipped back up. Oh yeah, that explains it.

Alright, write that up. Write that up, Jerry. Alright, Dave. Are we going to play this handler Write that up. That's bold, Jerry. Yeah. All right, Dave. Dave, are we going to play this handler tape or what? What's going on, man? Oh, yeah, we're going to play it. A couple cuts off the A side. He's back.

Where the sun don't shine to. That's the one that I wanted. Mike, make me a chart I need an erase board yeah man I'll make it for you make an erase board put mine up there put Joe's up there and it'll say today's specials today's specials

tabs out cassette podcast episode number 65 thanks for listening thanks to Rumbleton for the intro what's his name again? 165. Thanks for listening. Thanks to Rumbleton for the intro. What's his name again? Antlerd. Antlerd. Antlerd.

Antlerd. Antony. All right. Son up, Dad. Son up, Dad. I'm sorry. The The The The Help! Help! Help! I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you.