Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #66 | 6.6.15

Episode Date: June 6, 2015

Andrew Jellison, Watter, Supervolcano, kuxxan SUUM, CVN, The Idiots, The Snowfields, Aleff, H.L. Collins, Last Train to the Sun, Alex Nova, Furniture Three, Zigra, Modelbau, and No Data.

This is a hundred creatures, and you're listening to Cabs, Cabs, Cabs, Cabs, Cabs. You suck! You have no talent! You really had to have some practice to get yourself a gig instead of ruining the end of the day for everybody down here. You're a disgrace! You're everything that's gone wrong in this world.

You're a stuck-in-soon, no-talent, mediocre piece of shit And I've earned my right to say it Okay? I had 12,000 people show up in 1975 I wore five Dylan up on stage Who the fuck are you? I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966

Who the fuck are you? Ah, that'sateful Dead from 1966. Who the fuck are you? Ah, that's out. Who are you? Cassette Podcast, episode number 66. Love that guy. You like him? Well, left hand a guitar player. Who the hell are you?

You're nobody. I love when he tells the guy everything that's wrong with this world. With all the shit that's going on with the world, a dude playing the trumpet is everything that's wrong with it. A YouTube angry guy yells at trumpet player and watched that just over and over again. It's a classic. Oh, yeah. Dave, you brought that one back up last night. Yeah.

And I totally forgotten about it. Oh, it's good. That was good internet. You know that one, right? I know that one. Okay, just checking. I've seen that. I know that one, man.

100 Creatures there doing the intro 100 creatures huh and uh man just let them be remember when they made those videos of the um the animals that got away like a bunny that got away from something who made those videos like National Geographic or something they make it like criminals that got away? No. Like with a really, really like over-the-top announcer? This cheetah thought that he was going to get this antelope. More like ananope. It was exactly like that. That's actually, that was a clip from it.

Sorry, Chester. Oh, man. Joe B. Hey, guys, I want to ask you something. Hey! Who wants to have some fun? You guys ready tonight? Can we start? We gotta start with that. Jesus Christ.

We gotta start with every episode like that. Alright, well, who wants to start it off? Episode number 66. Joe B., you haven't started off in a while. Why don't you start off? What do you got there? All right. Cassette tape?

Yeah. Nice. I have a split between Momo House and Andrew Jellison. Jellison? Jellison. With us on Sweet Sounds Records. Sweet Sounds, man. That's a pretty looking one.

That's a pretty good label name. Sweet Sounds. They sent us a whole bunch of download codes. Whoa, there's like a thousand download codes in there. Whoa. Well, you can't share one. Five bucks. What is this, like an addition of 20,

so they had to like shove them in there? Or are they just doing this because they know people hate download codes, and they're like, I'll show you. Stop all the downloading. Well, I don't want they know people hate download codes, and they're like, I'll show you. Stop all the downloading. I don't want to say people hate download codes. I don't know how the general public feels about it. I know I just like download codes.

Wait, they're for different shit. This is for their whole back catalog. Yeah, you're celebrating the entire catalog here. Oh, that's nice. That's very nice. Oh, that was very nice. Thanks. Thanks, guys.

What are you going to do with those? Just toss those away? Huh? No, I use download codes. You use them? Sometimes. Yeah, well, you know, Joe B you going to do with those? Just toss those away? Huh? No, I use them a lot. You use them? Sometimes. Yeah, well, you know, you can use them at work, right? Yeah, use them on the computer.

That's very nice that they would include, like, all that stuff on there. MoMA House and Andrew Jellison. Do you know anything about this? No, now I feel bad that I didn't look anything up. You didn't look anything up. Well, yeah, normally. I'm getting zapped from this mixer right now. What, like electricity?

Yeah. Really? Is it grounded? You know, it might have something to do with the ice pack I have over here to keep my computer fan at bay. It might be sending electrons through the tape deck over to the mixer. How bad is it? I don't know.

I kind of like it. I can tolerate it, I guess. That's like a sexual thing for him. guess It's like a sexual thing for him That's definitely like a sexual thing for you You're in the To get shocked They don't make stuff that you're into That's why you don't know anything about any of the sex stuff online

Okay let's get into this tape You're like in the like Rub my dick on a brick wall That's like mike's things like is in the gross stuff oh yeah i think i'm playing the b-side i think i'm just trying to think what that would be like you probably like it you'd be oh yeah you'd rub it on the mortar you'd love it this uh this cover i feel like they used to do this a lot like in the 90s with seven inches where it would be like the two different artwork. From corner to corner?

Yeah, from split in half. Like the way this cover is. They used to do that a lot, right? I feel like you'd get a mineral seven inch like that. Really? I don't know. Who cares? Who cares? You got it cued up here or you need me to rewind it?

No, I have that one cued. I think it's the B-side. Andrew Jellicen. SSR number 12. that one queued. God damn. I think it's the B-side. That's very Andrew Jellicen. Jelly Neck. SSR number 12. New one, 2015. Listen here, Jelly Neck. When I first listened to the tape, I didn't realize it was a split because I just put it in.

And I was like, man, both sides are really different. This is a lot of varied material. There's a lot of visual cues here, Joe, that would tell you it's a split. Well, no, I thought maybe that was the title. Did you catch Jelly Brains from Dave? No, I thought it was Momo House by Andrew Jellison. Well, there's a clear... What do they call that? Is that a front...

There's a slash, but that doesn't mean it's... That's a clear indicator for a split, Joe. Let me see your... You look at any split, you're going to see a slash like that. Hmm. I don't know. That's standard. Where's the old tabs out stuff?

Because that was really confusing, too. What? I don't know what you're talking about. Whether it was a split or it was a collab, there was a plus. Are you talking about the 905 stuff? Yeah, that's what it was. What did I say? You said tabs out.

Oh, okay. Yeah, splits were pluses. See? Oh, I did pluses, too. Yeah. But that means and, like it's a collaboration. Well, I don't know. No, that's use the ampersand.

That's for a collab. You got the goods. All right. All right. Well, let's, what are we doing? Andrew Jellison? Why not? Why not?

Fuck it, man. Let's get crazy. Let's just get wild. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon one Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. you like textures. Yeah, I do. All the kinds. Jellison. Yeah. That was fucking tight.

Yeah, that was really good, man. That sounded like a little bit the end, the ass end of one track. Yeah. And another one. That was tight. I got some information on this Andrew Jellison. You boys want to hear it? Sure.

All right. You want to guess where? Tell me all about it.hmm. Sure. All right. You want to guess where? Tell me all about it. He's from the United States. You want to guess where? Somewhere weird, like. Somewhere weird. Like Topeka, Kansas.

Where do you think he's from? I think he's from Oakland. He's from Nashville. Nashville. Where he's probably the top repairman and luthier there. He's a repairman and a luthier and in his spare time so he what what does he repair just random stuff and he also yeah yeah yeah specifically he repairs old like tin toys we got um really yeah we got a picture of him no we don't but he does that and in his spare time he's one hell of a musician.

Does it say that? That's a direct quote. And it's from his band camp, so I think he wrote that. Yep. That sounds funny. You think he's being, I think he's super serious about it. I bet he is. Well, you know, when you're a luthier.

Always wearing a suit. I'm probably the top repairman of luthier in Nashville. I'm going to put that on my band camp. How many luthiers are there in Nashville? 17. There's 17? Well, no, no, because Fred Jackson just died, so it's 16. That's what you're doing.

Yeah. Lying to me again. But that was a split with Momo House on Sweet Sound Records, number 12. I believe that just came out. Cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff. Sweet stuff. That was tight, though, man. I liked that a lot.

I'm assuming, was that a mailbag from the last grip? Yeah, I believe so. Tight. I like that a lot. I like it a lot. I like it a lot. All right, Davey Boy. Davey Boy, Danny Boy.

I get knocked down, but I get up again go ahead you guys you guys look chumbo wombo studio audience can we get something that says tabs out is record this is a long one huh I picture that to be done in a few. You got to loop. Alright, Dave. What do you got? I'm going to play... Man, that's really long, Joe. Jesus. That's what your mom said. Somebody left.

What do you got, Dave? What do you got? I'm going to play this... I don't know where the tape actually is. Here it is. Water. I'm going to play this tape by this project. Water. Came out on Oroami. I'm saying water.

Oh, really? I trained myself to say water, yeah. Nah. Yeah. When did you make the, like, you're like, no. Probably about, like, 18 or 19. 18 or 19, all right. And I was like, I just can't say water anymore.

I just can't do it. Yeah, you can't do that. You got to give it up. This is with two Ts, though, right? Yeah, this is water with two Ts. How many can't do it. Yeah, you can't do that. You gotta give it up. This is with two T's though, right? Yeah, this is water with two T's. How many? Two. Two. I shouldn't have to ask that many times for it, Dave.

Well, you know, some days I get tired, Mike. This is a tight tape, by the way. This is a really tight tape. Dave, just relax. It was originally released on temporary residence. I guess it's like a CD. Maybe an LP.

I don't know. A compact disc. Yeah. Old school. So, and Oral Gummy Sounds released it on cassette. All right. This is, yeah, this is a trio, kind of a super group. Oh, yeah.

The drummer of Slint. Oh, you were telling me this. That's right. Drummer of Slint, Zach Riles from Grails, and somebody from Rachel's, I think. That's weird. That's crazy. And Duff McKagan, right, from Guns N' Roses?

No, not Duff McKagan. But who's the other? Tell them the other one. Flea's in it. Well, there's another person Does like a guest bass appearance So hot That played bass with King Crimson What?

Tony Levin Yeah Yeah it's weird He's on a track This is weird Rachel Grimes from I guess Rachel's From Rachel's right

Is on a track yeah I wish it was like Home dubbed Like on a recycled tape But it was funny Because I put this in Not knowing who it was like home dubbed like on a recycled tape but it was funny because I put this in not knowing who it was I was like man this sounds like that is funny this sounds like Grails and then I found out that Grails the dude from Grails is actually right I remember you text me and you said this new that tape you text him about it you didn't text me no well sometimes I talk to

Joe instead of you I had a good one the other night. I was talking to Dave on the phone. And then I was getting right into a story. And then you called Joe. So I had to make a split decision. I hung up with Dave. And then he didn't call me back like an asshole. It's all right, big guy.

No. I still love you. All right, let's play this. Let's get into this. I want to get into this. Tell me all about it. So this is Peanut from 311. Let's get into this. I want to get into this. Tell me all about it. So, yeah. This is Peanut from 311, Noodles from the Offspring, and Flea.

It's not Flea. Hand it to me. Hand me the tape. This world. Damn, look at that. I love that blue imprint on green. This is tight. It's the other guy, the heroin addict.

What's his name? John Frusciante. He's into like Acid House now or something. Oh yeah, I just read that the other day. He just records stuff for himself. I bet he's lying. How are you going to check on that? Somebody's going to break into his house

and steal his laptop and be like, there's nothing on there. He's like, I store it all in the cloud. Have you seen that old interview with him when he was all junkified? Probably. When he made his first solo record or whatever? Oh, he's like a skeleton. Yeah. And he's really gross.

It's really gross. Too scary. There needs to be a too scary sample. Who's going to do it? We got to find it in context of a movie or something. No, I think we have to hire voice talent. Take some money that we have. Well, I think we have to hire voice talent. Take some money that we have. Well, I think we can get some people.

We could Turk. People could Turk to find a YouTube clip for someone that says too scary. All right. They're going to Turk for it. Turk. Turking's huge right now. There was something on NPR about Turking the other day. Yeah.

They do it on, that's like an Amazon thing, right? Because it was a Flashback Friday. They were playing an old piece of news. Where you tag 500,000 DVDs covers, and you get a free pencil from Amazon. Water. This world. Aragami number 10.

Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Water. That was fucking... Yeah, it was really good. Yeah, man, it was really good. I remember seeing an ad for that in Wire when it first came out, and I was like, oh, I want to get into that. When Wire first came out and i was like oh i want to get

into that when i first came out yeah like season one uh-huh i couldn't get into the water why your parents locked you out parental controls no i just didn't like it oh okay yeah i wouldn't like that either if my parents put parental controls not even my real parents some strangers who adopted me and they're like you can't watch the wire no it's like fuck And they're like, you can't watch The Wire. No. And they're like, always putting on Peter Pan, the live production they just did. And they got really into it. Watch this, Joe. Or they're like, watch this, James.

And you're like, it's Joe. Ah. Ah. My turn? Yeah. Okay, I got a tape here. Yes. My turn? Yeah. Okay, I got a tape here. Yes, yes. Got a tape here from a project called Super Volcano. One word.

Life Hater is the name of the cassette. Oh, I'm serious. White Reese Productions, number three. Brand new label started up by the fella here who does this project. Who, uh, I was going to say Mika something. Mika Pasilio or Mika Pekilio, something like that. Some foreign shit. Thanks, Obama, for letting him in.

Well. But him and Ryan Emmett, who do White Reeves. We played a White Reeves tape. Okay. They played VOV last year. We seen them. This is what i'm getting oh no you weren't there last year no yeah i didn't go r.i.p you were missed um but they started this label they just put out a white roofs tape and a what was the other tape they put out

you know i make notes so i have all this mike tamburo and they put out this. It's like a Pittsburgh label I think mainly. Pittsburgh stuff. Peaburg. Peaburg. But this C30 is fucking tight. What's it? Take a look at it. Just take it. Gonna play like three tracks off of it. They're all pretty short. Starting off with a track called It Smells

Like Balls In Here. Really? Yeah. It's just a guy going, It smells like balls in here. Really? Yeah. It's just a guy going, it smells like balls in here. You know it does, it always does. Wait a minute. What? What do you got? So the second side is just the first side in reverse

order? Is that what it says? Hmm. That's what it looks like, yeah. I like that. I didn't notice that. Yeah, that's what it looks like yeah i like that i didn't notice that yeah that's pretty crazy that's like i wouldn't say palindrome um what did you just fucking say i said i don't know he said it's like a palindrome no i said that's pretty crazy and i think you said we have to play it back that's not that crazy yeah i think i said. That's not that crazy. Yeah, I think I said that. It's not that crazy. The fuck, man? Well, it's not that crazy. I like how they list the...

On these tapes, they list all the gear that the people use. I like that. I like just glancing down and saying, like, huh, what do you know? Show me the money.

Show me the money. You really just got me off guard with that one. You're kind of two karaoke machines, huh? Good for you, Super Volcano. All right. You got to cut that one off, man. No, no. That's what makes it funny. All right.

Well, let's get into here with this Super Volcano Life Hater Tape. White Reefs Productions number three. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so so so Thank you. super volcano super volcano life hater new one on from like last month I think

on a new label White Reeves Productions that's the third release I'm just noticing now too that from like last month, I think, on New Label White Reeves Productions. That's the third release. I'm just noticing now, too, that we got number one out of 30. What? That's pretty nice. Send us number one.

Makes me wonder if the other ones are number one. Like they didn't know how to do it and they just all... All the other... I was saying all the other releases. You were saying they numbered them all. All one. Someone did that. I know who did. Who did that. I know who did it.

Who did it? John Pyle did it for a tape. That's right. John Pyle numbered them all like one out of 50. Yeah. For like a Beyond the Ruins release. Or was it Holy Dirt? I don't remember.

I don't even think it was one. I think it was like a... Yeah, it was like seven or something. It wasn't one. It was like... No. Yeah, it was a middle number. Are you serious?

Yeah, it wasn't one. That was a middle number. Are you serious? Yeah, it wasn't one. That's even weirder. And he was just like, I couldn't keep track of the numbers, so I did all sevens. I don't know the story behind it. To each their own. All right. It was funny, though. Joe B., what you got?

I'm going to play this tape on. How do you say this label? Rano, right? Rayno? Rano? R-A-N-O? Oh, Rano. Rano.

Like I'm asking you, is something raw? And you're saying no. No. I forgot. Look this up. Go to Rano's Bandcamp because I can't remember

how to say this and it's written really weird. Am I going there or are you going there? Well, I was saying you could go there first. Oh, okay. Well, you're on I could go there first. Okay, well. You're on a...

This is the Mac PC Challenge? Cux and Sum. I'm not even there yet. Oh, no. I'm just learning now. I got faster internet. Anti-gravity tea ceremony. By Cux and Sum.

Where's the J card for this? Well, then it says... In the J card, it says, all tracks written by Zach Cooper. Oh, no, there it is. It's on the inside. What's on the J card it says all tracks written by Zack Cooper oh no there it is it's on the inside what's on the inside the name and stuff I didn't see it earlier

oh okay this is a C30 play the B play the B side when did this come out 420 what oh you know what that means

he got so Dave you know what 420 means it's a funny number right it's like 69 3 whoa is this like I mean, Dave, you know what 420 means? It's a funny number, right? It's like 69, 3, 17. What is the imprinting here? Is this yellow on yellow? Yeah, it's really hard to read it. That's tight, though.

Tilt it. Oh, and the little runner logo on the back. I've seen purple on purple and blue on blue, but I've never seen a yellow on yellow. It's really hard to see. It's really hard to see. It's really hard to see. Did this come in one of those boxes? No, now they do these things.

What is that? Just paper? Just a paper, and it says... And it says Rondo. It used to come in those mailers. Those little cardboard mailers. Which, for the first few releases, I threw them away. Because I thought it was just like that.

Like they mailed it in that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like that was just there to keep the Noroco from breaking. Right. No, that's the aesthetic aesthetic that looks all beat up though that cardboard or that oh it's all wrinkled yeah yeah it looks like a dog got to that you know i'd be tossing shit around you get crazy just out of anger all right this is a cover art too who did this i don't know i'm scanning real quick i'm scanning

the bank app to see for the word artwork. I think it says it on there. On the inside. On the inside. On the inside of the J card. Art by Koma. K-H-O-M-A. I like it. What's that? Like a vase with like spilling like orange juice under

water? What is that? I don't know because it's pointy on the bottom. It is pointy on the bottom. You couldn't just put that on a table. Unless you have a special stand that, like, spins it. Yeah, it's some sort of top. Alright, well, let's get into this. B-side. Do it. B-side, you ready?

I think so. I'm going to play it right now, okay? Do it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hello. Cucks and some. Cucks and some. Is that how you say that? Cucks and some? Yeah. We'll see you next time. That was my fault. No, no. The window was messed up too. Oh, okay. Everyone messed up but me. On Raw. Double mess up. New one on Raw. That came out of the last mailbag, right? Dead gummit. I love that guy. What's his name? What's that guy's name?

Bill Dance. Oh. That's the... Correct me if I'm wrong. That's the guy who like fishes. Dead gummit. Yeah. And he's constantly getting hurt and stuff.

Yeah. But he's such a pro. He never curses or anything such a he's so professional he's so classy is it real yeah i'm pretty sure that's real it's like so much shit though i feel like it can't be real but he had like a fishing show for like a really long time where he didn't like that these are the bloopers from then that that was like so yeah that's what you're saying yeah yeah just seems like so many so many bloopers i think he's kind of a you know goofy guy i mean night court was on for

a long time did i bet there's a huge blooper reel oh we just didn't see it oh when is the night court blooper reel going to come to theaters so i can see it in how long it's probably pretty long yeah it's probably uh like a two hour thing hour thing yeah and. Maybe there's not two hours of bloopers, but there's got to be intros from like, Hi, I'm what's the one guy's name? Judge Reinhold. No, Judge Reinhold's in the court.

Fuck, what's the lawyer's name? John Larroquette. Hi, I'm John Larroquette. And he introduces the bloopers. Is Bull dead? No. Bull Shannon introduces the bloopers. Is Bull dead? No. Bull Shannon? Yeah.

No. Is he dead? He's alive. I was assuming. Dave, did you probably have the lead on him? Did you see him at the tall guy meeting? I've only seen him. He's been showing up.

I've probably only seen like three episodes of Night Court. Oh, really? Yeah. I never. Actually, you know what? I can't even really remember a specific episode. Well, specific episode well if there's any good episodes no i think there's one with like what was the premise there was like a court that at night at night yeah that was really it it wasn't like after hours like the employees getting together it was like actual cases and stuff

yeah like the people they bring because it was like it was like, you know, four in the morning, it's all weirdos. And the judge was a magician. Yeah. And he liked Mel Torme a lot. Oh, he loved Mel Torme. Did he do magic during cases? I think he'd do magic. Maybe sleight of hand tricks.

He's not like sawing somebody in half, but maybe he's like, he's holding something, and when he claps, he's like, it's in your ear or something. You like pound the gavel and like ribbons fly out of it i think so probably yeah or like sometimes snakes come out of the top sometimes he picks up like the wrong thing because he's got like a uh because he's a goofy guy too so he's got like a mannequin what's his name harry right harry shanling no that's gary gary shanling that's gary shanling doesn't sound like he's fit to be a judge.

Well, that's why he's a night judge. That's why he's a knight. Yeah, that's why they put him. And then there's some, you know, colorful characters. I was more of a married with children man. Yeah. That's a good one. I have a question, and Joe, I feel like you would know this.

Is the judge from Night Court, is his character a spinoff from Cheers? No. But he was in Cheers playing playing the same character, right? Really? Right? Every once in a while? I don't know. Now I don't remember.

Whose turn is it? Dave. A lot of stuff came out of Cheers, huh? Frazier? Well, that's one other thing. So two possible. Have I ever told you the story about Frazier? You did tell me the story about Frazier.

Never mind then. All right, Dave, what do you got? I think it was Dave's turn. Did I just went? Wait, what else came out of Cheers? Nothing. That was the joke. Cheers the what else came out of Cheers? Nothing. That was the joke. Cheers the college years.

Frazier. Frazier. Frazier, and that's it. And now you're saying Night Court. The guy from Night Court. So two things. Two things that were spin-offs. It was a lot.

It was a lot. It was a lot. Yeah. My lot. All right, what do you got? I'm going to play this CVN tape on Baba Vagna. Baba Vagna. Good label.

Czech label, right? Yep, I believe so. This guy is from Japan, I believe. The CVN project. Yeah. I noticed the name of this tape is Concrete Virus New. Yeah, which is awesome. Is that what CVN stands for? That's what I was wondering. I'm not sure. Concrete Virus New. Yeah, which is awesome. Is that what CVN stands for?

That's what I was wondering. I'm not sure. Concrete Virus New. And you. It'd be tight if CVN was the project name and every release was a different expansion of the acronym CVN.

Yeah, that'd be tight. I don't know if that's true, but I hope it is. Oh, I wish. Oh, I wish. I prayed so hard. Every day I pray so hard. We played something with this when you were trying to describe that. The logo on the back?

It's like a bunch of, like... You were like, oh, it's some lines. It's some lines, and they're like a seagull. Baba Vagna is a tight, tight label. Always doing some wacky stuff. Yeah, man, it's always wacky. It's always shit I've never heard of before and always wacky. It's a good time.

Well, it's a pretty pink shell. I like this. I like this clear pink shell with the label on it. Yeah, it looks nice. Black and white art. Let's get into this then. label on it. Yeah, it looks nice. Black and white art. Let's get into this then. Get into it. Get into it.

With tabs out. CVN Concrete Virus New Edition of 77 Pro-Dub Tape. New one on Baba Vaga. Thank you. so so so so Thank you. Thank you. It's time for Tiki. Oh, boy. It's time for Tiki. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Thank you. Outro Music Where that bong at? Where that bong at? CVM. That was tight. That's wacky. That is wacky. I believe Bob Vagna did that. What do you call that?

How do you make that? How do you make that? They did that rat killer tape. That was fucking insane. Rat killer's dangerous. And what was the one thing that... I forget the first thing we played by that label. No. That was fucking insane. Rat killer is dangerous. I forget the first thing we played by that label. No, I can't remember.

Tight label. Check them out. Check them out. Check it out. Your turn. What do I want to play? Alright, how about this? Show me the money. I can't find my tapes. I can't find my tapes.

Got it. He's got it. Calm down. Play a tape and let me ask you a few questions. Who would name their band The Idiots? I mean, come on. Who are these knuckleheads? The Idiots.

Are you going to just call yourself The Idiots? You know, there is... Good luck. Yeah. Good luck being the next R.E.M. Speedwagon with a name like The Idiots. R.E.M. Speedwagon. That's pretty good. The Idiots.

Blowing my eardrums out. The Idiots. You know, I got information for you. I'm going to blow my eardrums out. The idiots. You know? I got information for you. You're always going to be the idiots. You idiot. No, this is a new tape on... I really have to...

What's the hairdo on the cover? It's like He-Man on the cover. Oh, is that He-Man? I don't think it is He-Man, but I think it's a representation of He- now. What's the hairdo on the cover? It's like He-Man on the cover. Oh, is that He-Man? I don't think it is He-Man, but I think it's a representation of He-Man. What about these two ladies? Well, aren't all drawings of He-Man representations of He-Man? He-Man's not like a real... Dave, I don't want to get too...

He's not real He-Man in any context. What? I don't want to discuss philosophy right now with you. All right. It's too heavy. I don't want to get too heavy. with you alright it's too heavy I don't want to get too heavy too scary Refulgent

He-Man was a toy first right and then it was like real successful and they're like alright well let's make this a cartoon does that happen anymore where they make a toy and then they make the show I read Nightcourt was like that do you know what Beyblades are

what are them Beyblades are? What are? Beyblades are like weird toys that are kind of like tops. You spin them and they fight each other. It's kind of like, and then there's cards involved. Anyway, it's like a game. No, I never heard of it before. It's like a kid's thing. Anyway, they're making a movie.

Out of the spinny things? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, how do you make a movie out of Battleship? They did that. Oh, fuck. I forgot they did it with Rihanna. Yeah, with Rihanna. I bet that was good.

You should make one for Pogs. For Pogs. That's Pog the movie. Oh, fuck. You know my Tetris movie idea, right? I know. They're making that. Yeah, they stole my Tetris movie idea.

Yeah, stole it right off your laptop. I mean, he's had that idea for a really long time. Yeah, and they're making it worse. My idea was actually better. I'm not going to get into what it was because- It's long, yeah. I'm sorry. How many times have I told you? lot but it's good right no it's good i like it every time what am i just not right now the idiots wait a minute what are they just standing around

throwing sticks down a bunch of down down a hole the bunch of dang old sticks dave what do you find worse if i called you an idiot or a moron? Did we have this conversation? Yeah, we've had this exact conversation. Oh, yeah, you know, I have it a lot. And I asked you to say both. Call me both. First, pretend you dropped something. Ah, shit.

Dave, you idiot. That's not that bad. All right, do it again. Ah, shit. Dave, you're a moron. That's worse. That's worse? Oh, yeah, way worse.

The idiot. I just want you to apologize all right label at a field study called refulgence of paltry probably one of my favorite philadelphia probably one of my favorite labels it's the that dude lance who does the project unjoint but um the tapes always look fucking sick he's like you know silk screens all the covers we're like uh i don't know how to describe the artwork. I don't know how to describe it either. Well, it's four representations of He-Man.

And a table. And a bench. Well, Dave. Oh, it's a bench. It's like a piano bench. Oh, it is like a piano bench. Yeah. At first, I thought it might have been a noise table.

But that's a piano bench. That's a piano bench, yeah. With purples and blues and swirls of vibrant colors, man. Like the 60s. You guys remember? If you remember them, you weren't there. Let me see the spawn You guys remember? If you remember them, you weren't there. The idiots. If you remember them, you weren't there.

This came out in a batch, a very, very new batch, along with tapes by Embarker, Unju, and Honey Bunnies, and Radiator Graze. Edition of 50. It's called Cuddlerize. It's about a guy named Ben Cuddler. Ben Cuddler. I thought it was,

because I was listening to this in the car, and I was like, Cuddlerize? Isn't there a guy named Jesse Cuddler? And there is, but it's not him. It's Ben Cuddler. It's another guy.

I don't know who either of those guys are, but they're both on Facebook. Check them out on the web if you need to check them out. Ben Cutler and Jesse Cutler. K-U-D-L-E-R. You can use links or just go to Google and try it. Or you can do it on your phone nowadays. And when you Google it, you don't have to use the mouse and hit search.

You can just hit enter and that will do it quicker if you want. You know what? Dave's internet. Dave's internet tips Dave's internet. Internet tips. There's a lot of different Googles, too. You could use Yahoo. Bang is a good one.

Actually, I wouldn't use Bang. You don't like Bang? You might not want to use Bang search engine. The links are too slow? Use Yahoo.com. That's probably some porn shit. Bang. Bang search engine. That definitely is, yeah.

Refault and Supply Trade, they pro-dub all their tapes and then just write on each one the first three letters of the project name. I don't know anything about the Idiots. I've heard that name a lot. The Idiots. I know all about the Idiots. What? But let's get into something off the Idiots. What?

Cullerize. Or Cuddlerize. C20. A new one on refulgent. Sepaltrade. Number seven. That audience takes a long

time to get jokes. And then they laugh for a really long time. But they all shut up at once. It's because it's from live TV and there's a delay. Here we go. The guy's like, wait.

Now live. But then when you watch it on TV it's synced up. Oh, okay. I see. TV's complicated. Yeah, it's crazy.

Just close your eyes. Close your eyes. The Polarize The Polarize The Polarize Close your eyes! Have you ever... ...turn turned around? I see two eyes staring back at you. Have you ever seen the Puglar eyes? The goddamn Puglar eyes. They're looking at you. The Underlies

The Underlies The Dilemma Rise The Dilemma Rise The Dilemma Rise The Dilemma Rise I'm on Earth to rise. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, you idiot. What a bunch of idiots. The idiots. My nose is bleeding. Again?

Well, I lost time. You lost time? I lost. How long was that? You were the guy in charge of time for the planet? And it disappeared. I don't know. No, the gag there with Dave saying that he lost track of time

is that we started playing that tape a week ago. About a week ago. Is that a a week ago. About a week ago. Is that a rap song? Just about a week ago. That's a rap song. And then Dave got a nasty case of jellyfish. Jellyfish? Of turkey gut. Gobble gobble. He got sand fingers. Yeah, he couldn't do it anymore.

He had sugar bones and he had to leave. He had to go home. How were you, Dave? Were you good that night? A week ago? I was not good that night you were not good no i felt like i felt like i got i felt terrible i felt i feel much better now but i feel like i got kicked in the balls so this is a week later and it just kept hurting so everything you heard before this was a week ago and everything they're here is live. So much happened this week between now and then. Well, you know, since we played this tape, we should say the Idiots Cuddle Rise cassette C20

on Refulgent Sepaltre No. 7 came out with a batch with Embarker, Unjuined, Honey Bunnies, and Radiator Greys in an edition of 50. Since we played this tape, Dave, you have since played a show with... A gig! You were gigging. Zippy little gig. Live in concert with Undoing

Endenbarker. Yeah. It's awesome. Brett Naughty and Quicksilver. It was a sick show, man. Yeah. I liked it. Pageant Salavieve. Philadelphia. Pennsylvania. Brotherly Love. Home of the Liberty bell. Who cares?

Yeah. What? I don't even get the Liberty bell. Um, uh, I wanted to say about the, this label though, that the, the covers are always fucking,

I may have said it a week ago. I don't know what I said before. We talked about the, did I talk about the covers already? Yeah. They look cool and they're silk screened and there's lots of colors. There's bright colors. They're pretty.

They're wonderful. It's a good label. It's probably one of my... He likes it! Hey Mikey! You know I like it. It's one of my favorite labels right now. If anyone should happen upon them, should have it in their heart to purchase some tapes, you should do so.

You should do it. Joe, one crazy thing that we saw. This was in our gallery. One crazy summer. Where we played. There was a taboo board game. You know the game Taboo? The board game?

Yeah. Somebody made an exact replica of the box with like worn creases. Oh, really? It looked like the box. It looked exactly like a taboo box that had been sitting in somebody's closet for 10 years. It was like silkscreen, right? No, it was a 3D like sculpture. Oh, what?

And it was like the cover was silkscreened and stuff. Here's how real it looked. I leaned on it and was about to open it. And somebody told me, like, that's art. And they pushed me away from it. It looked tight. I bet you it was just a taboo. There was, like, little mold stains painted on and, like, you know.

I bet you somebody was like, fuck, I need art by today five. And they're like, oh, here's a taboo. Here's a, I did this. I made this. They're shaking it. There's, like, a bunch of shit inside of it. Yup. Yeah, just like the real thing.

Don't hold you. The dice are all hand-screened. I carved them all from one mighty tusk of a mammoth. Mammoth? How old is this game? Well, the original Taboo Joe dates back to the Middle Ages. Yeah. Do we have mammoth then?

No. Well, we had their... Got you! The original is buried under Machu Picchu. What tapes do you have? Yeah, it's buried under there. Machu Picchu Randy Savage?

Is it my turn? Rest in peace. Alright, let's see. Let's see. I'm going to play playing hot new cut oh hot new cut i like hot cuts i like hot new cuts i get my hair cut at hot cuts oh yeah yeah i see i see uh yeah this is uh frederick does new uh i tell him a one in the back and a three in the front one i don't know what that means. One is short. Okay. Because they asked me, I actually went for my first haircut in an actual haircut place.

Yeah, and they said, what do you want? And they said, what do you want? And I said, cut my hair. I don't know, cut my hair. Oh, no, I said, one haircut, please. Did you hand them the money? And they were like, she was not amused by that. No?

No. And it's like, come on, just cut my hair. Look at me let's cut my hair yeah look at me how do you want it around the ears cut i want to cut around the ears don't cut my actual ears but cut the hair around it you know what it probably is though i bet there's like so many people that come in and say that and then they cut their hair and they don't like it yeah and they definitely don't like it what this is what i wanted yeah i hear you one to one and a three they saw me came in and come in and they're like hair and they don't like it. Yeah, and they definitely don't like it. What? This isn't what I wanted. Yeah. I hear you. One to one and a three. They saw me come in and they were like, nah, he's not going to like it. I'm going to play this tape from the

Snowfields off a new batch on Field Hymns. Ooh. You snagged these tapes before I got a chance to listen to them. Oh, really? You did. How to get good sound from a dead ear. Huh. From a dead ear? get good sound from a dead ear. Huh. From a dead ear? Like, make a dead ear produce sound, or actually hear in a

dead ear? I think hear in a dead ear. Do ears produce sound? Well, maybe a dead one does. And then you go like this, like... Oh, you like slap two of them together like roast beef? Well, I was folding it. Oh, you were folding one? Sounds more like silly putty. Well, when it's dead, it stretches. Oh, it lactates. Yeah, I know the chemistry behind it.

The B-side. The first track on the B-side. I'll check out this cover art because, god damn. That's my whole thing. It never takes it. What is holding it? Just grab it. This is definitely a tiny little hammer's.

It is. God damn it. He didn't send us 69 out of 100. I told him to send us because he sent us 69 for the million state. So I told him that's what we want that's the one um oh look at the inside of this oh who was that it's really good looking calm down mute that that was me what are these chakras let me see on the front here yeah god this artwork is so like it's like a circuit board type design in the background.

And it's just so much going on. It's beautiful. It's gorgeous. And the inside is pretty one, totally different vibe to it, but somehow it goes with it. Still. That came out in the new batch,

right? Just that. And one other tape, this and another tape. I don't know. Let me see. Let me see. Uh,

I'll hand this to Dave. Ready? Shamel, the giver of illness, Dr. J Jordan. Jordan would have dunked it, took it into the paint. Yeah, this is tight. is uh i'll hand this to dave ready i'm gonna talk to you the giver of illness dr jay jordan that jordan would have dunked it took it into the paint yeah this is tight it's so tight i don't know who ak shamel the giver they had a tape on i think the centipede farm oh yeah i think so

it's a pretty good tape too ak shamel the what it's called Ach Shamel the Giver of Illness. Oh, the Giver of Illness. No thanks. Too scary. I like how the name of the tape isn't on the spine part, but it's on the little flap. It sits right at the top

of the little flap. Oh, yeah. I didn't even notice that. What's on the spine? Just some hanging over of the art there. Oh, yeah. That's beautiful.

These guys are from Iowa City, and they haven't put out a record since 2008. Oh, yeah, that's beautiful. These guys are from Iowa City, and they haven't put out a record since, like, 2008. Oh, no shit. I think Fieldhams is located in Iowa now, right? Or somewhere. Sorry, I'm getting over a cold, so... It sounds like it. There's going to be a lot of that.

You probably caught what Dave had. Oh, man. Now, mine was in the stomach. Oh, yeah. Dave, are you going to... Oh, stomach cold. My stomach had congestion. Are you going to continue drinking the iced coffee that's behind you that was here?

No, it probably has my sand brains in there. You don't want to re-ingest those. All right, well, let's get into side B of the snow fields. How to get good sound from a dead ear. Field Hemp's number 55. Boy, you don't know how to get good sound from a dead ear. Let me tell you how to get good sound. Let me tell you how to get some good from today here let me tell you how to get good sound you don't need some duck meat © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ I love you. Thank you. That was tight, Joe. Yeah, the snow feels.

God damn. That was so good. That was the second track off the B-side. Yeah, I believe that was Golden Twilight was the name of that track. Did we go into the next track, or did we? No, we stopped it. Okay, we listened to it a little bit. God damn, that was a hot.

It's a good tape all around. There was some hot licks on there. Hot licks. Hot licks. I like that one a lot. Hot chords. Snow fields, that was a hot. It's a good tape all around. There's some hot licks on there. Hot licks. Hot licks. I like that one a lot. Hot cords. Snow fields. The brand new one.

I feel like it came out like this week. Yeah. Or next week. Because actually, when we got it, I went to go look it up when I got home, and it was nowhere on the internet.

Nowhere. Nowhere to be found. Because it hadn't dropped yet. You Googled it, and it just said nope and it wasn't updated on Fieldhimm's website or anything it said did you mean

Eric Snowden yeah and then it came out like the next day who's Eric Snowden Edward Snowden that's his brother he did some shit too

no one wants to talk about him as soon as it came out of my mouth i was like fuck i wonder if it's funny because i said i was thinking i wonder if anyone noticed that i said eric and not edward not even thinking like it's recorded and people might listen to it later i was just worried about you too it's like fuck i said eric i don't know what you're talking about some stupid political joke. No one reacted to it. We have fun. Yeah, we do.

Look at that label. I feel like these walls could tell a story if they talked boys. They could. These walls would tell a story if they could talk boys. Yeah. If they could talk boys. Or like boy talk. Like guy talk.

Yeah. Like men stuff. Like they'd just be like, tools um should we play that more energy oh you want to play with something off the blooper reel tim the tool man dave you want to hear something off the uh the tabs out blooper reel that happened last week that week oh yeah yeah play it here's a little tabs out blooper i'll take hmm this is blooper i got nothing dave give him something i'm sorry joe my blooper two I got nothing Dave Give him something I'm sorry Joe

My blooper Double dose of bloopers Alright No No Ball water all over the rewinder Second one the backup unit That makes sense

Dead Come it A little something from the time cell phone Just a week ago. Pretty good. Were we recording when that happened? Yeah, I think we were. Did that happen earlier in this episode?

We actually didn't record that. We didn't? No. No, that was from last week. No, how did you get that then? Eric Snowden downloaded it for me. Eric Snowden. We didn't record it

And he still got it Damn whistlebanger I wanna I wanna start using that A whistlebanger Dang whistlebangers I have a beer all over my glasses now Alright

I feel like I need to go These are new glasses I'm not supposed to use my shirt to clean them Oh yeah you don't want to do that You'll scratch them all up Show me the money Alright Dave Go

I'm going to play this Remix tape alright Dave good one Joe go okay I'm gonna play this remix tape this is the remix edition of

Soul of the Pacific DJ Noisecut DJ Noisecut Joe you played something on this label recently Narc Narc corpses

we played that in the episode right no no the comp last time yeah I didn't play it because then we had a fumble

oh yeah yeah yeah don't talk about it Jesus Christ you're taking the mystery out of it for all of our listeners pulling back the curtain hmm yeah DJ Noisecutt's on that comp as well

oh okay he's on that comp okay so he did a release on Norcorps' previously and this is the remix of that record. Okay, cool.

And a bunch of people remix the tracks. So I was going to play just the first track on the A side because that's my go-to. That sounds awesome. This label's really tight. I listen to some stuff online. Yeah, yeah. I'd like to get more stuff from them.

This whole tape is really good. They sent us three things. They sent us the comp, Goro the White Dog is another tape I got. Okay. And then you got this one, I think. I'm getting... Is that a soaking wet shell that they used? You know what?

There's another one over here somewhere, right? I got one right here. Do you have your Pantone? Look. Oh, shit. No. Is that it? No, I think it is.

They use the Tabs Out Official. Yeah, that's it. That's it, right? Is that it? Yep. This is the first one we've played. This is, for those who don't know, Duplication.ca, a pressing plant from Canada.

I think they do vinyl, too, and CDs and stuff, but they do tapes. You can get your blanks there, get your dub and done there. They have a too and CDs and stuff. They do tapes. You can get your blanks there. Get your dub and done there. They have a cassette shell named after us. The tab's out soaking wet. It's like a teal. It's like the teal from our website. It's a very nice teal.

It's probably one of the top three best teals. This is the first tape we've... Tropical is in the mix. This teal is a steal. It should be on sale and have our heads there with little bubbles. This teal is a steel. It should be on sale and have our heads there with little bubbles. This teal is a steel. And then it shows me with like Not animated smoothly, just

a little gif. Can I have the old time burglar mask and I have like a bag of them and I'm running away with them? And Joe's like the cop. He's the Bobby with the nightstick and like the hat. What's the hat called that they wear? I don't know. Isn't that a bowler?

That's not a bowler hat, right? Everything's a bowler cap. And I'm on a getaway bicycle. A two-seater getaway bicycle. And you get on the back. It's a very detailed ad. It's been going for a while. For the gift.

Well, it's a movie. Oh, all right. All right. It's a film. This is serious. Oh, all right. All right. It's a film. This is serious. Hand colorized. So I'm going to play the first track on the A side, this project called Aleph, A-L-E-F-F.

Not the Aleph who we played before, right? No, that's A-L-E-P-H. Yes. DJ Noisecutt and friends. Leave your head. Do you know why it's Friends? Because of the show? Rework.

Huh? Do you know why it's called DJ Noisecutt and Friends? Because he likes that show. Friends. No, because it's a remix tape. Oh, okay. Dave just tells you all about it.

Did you know that Friends, they name their episodes, every single one is the one where, and then... This happened. No, I didn't know that. Somebody else does it. The one where Ross gets a fish. The one where and then this happened. No, I didn't know that. Somebody else.

The one where Ross gets a fish. The one where I just found that out because Stacey watched them all. Oh, really? Yeah. Watched Friends? Yeah. Is it a funny show?

I mean, it's okay. It's got okay parts here and there. I never watched it, but it didn't seem like it. They're not complex characters. No? It's no Seinfeld. No.

No, it's very, yeah. All right, hand me that C-55 from 2014. My favorite one is when one of the roommate's goldfish dies, so they replace it with a goldfish cracker to try to like... That wouldn't work. Yeah. There's no way. That would be Joey.

Then Joey. He's a knucklehead. There's no way that would work. It's just funny. That's ridiculous. They put a little goldfish cracker in there to try to trick him. You know what? I'd just replace with a goldfish.

They're like five cents. They're not bad. One more thing about this tape. I've never seen this before. So there's this little white label that's cut out weird on the front. Yeah. It is kind of weird. It like wraps around a little bit.

Well, take a look at the back. Whoa. It's the inverse. It's the bottom half. It like wraps around a little bit. Well, take a look at the back. Whoa. It's the inverse. It's the bottom half. They must have done that themselves. That's a hand cut. I think it is. Why else would they be like.

Oh, man. I am getting Snyder's pretzel hot buffalo juice all over that white label. Well, you shouldn't have bought that two liter of it. Snyder's hot buffalo juice. All right. This episode brought to you by Snyder's of Hanover. We break up the pretzels.

We don't give a shit. All right. DJ Noisecutt and friends. And you're playing the Aleph. Aleph. Side A. Side A. Norcorpus is number 20.

Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so so Thank you. Thank you. Aleph got into that. DJ Noise Cut. Remix. I liked it. Remix. I liked that a lot. I liked the rest of that.

We need a remix sound. One of those horns. You got one of those horns. Cool stuff a remix sound. One of those horns. You got one of those. Cool stuff. Slick. Eh. My turn. I like that.

You like that. I got something. I'm going to grab a big ass box over here. You got the sound where the truck backs up, Dave? I had it. But I deleted it. I did too, yeah. It didn't hit that hard.

You know, it was not funny. Got this big ass box here. What's that, a box of Cheez-Its? It that hard. You know, it was not funny. Got this big-ass box here. What's that, a box of Cheez-Its? It's like a box of... It's like a... It's smaller than a cereal box, but it's like a Wheat Thin box, yeah. This is a double tape on Third Kind Records.

Okay, I was thinking it was Third Kind, so it would be three, but you're going with the double tape? Double tape, yeah. By H.L. Collins. Tape is called Creating Friction, Volume 1. Confident there's going to be a second one, huh? Don't count all your marbles before they're hatched.

This tape, I'm a little pissed that I, you see this label on the side here? Okay, it comes in this big yellow box that kind of looks like the size of a Cracker Jack box. No, a Triscuit box, right? Bigger than a Cracker Jack box. Wheat Thins, maybe? Wheat Thins, I'd say. I'm not a Cracker man. I don't know.

It's got a sticker. Cracker Jack is popcorn, Joe. We'll talk about the Wheat Thins. I don't know their box sizes. There's peanuts in it. I'm familiar with Cracker Jack. I wouldn't call that a Cracker either, but I'm not going to split hairs. It's got like, I don't think it's's a silk screen of the image from the thing.

What is that? It's residue from it, it looks like. How did they get that? Let me see that. It's a yellow box. You didn't want to let it go. I really had to get it out of his hand. You always do.

It's a sticker. It went, and then he held on it for a second. You can only open his hand so much. No, give me time. I've got to send the signal from my brain to my hand. Jesus Christ It went and then He kind of held on it For a second Well you can only Open his hand so much Yeah I know Give me time I gotta send the signal From my brain to my hand Eventually I'm gonna have to

Like Yeah You'll just hear a pop Physically manipulate So it's got a I don't know It's like a weird stamp Cause it's got those weird

Little uh Those little guys Those Like Looks like a river Yeah Anyway It's got a sticker

That says H.L. Collins And then That same hl collins type like next to it in red and black kind of like in a three triangles lined up here then it comes in this yellow box like i said it has a custom forms on it which i slit i cut it open thinking that's how i was going to open it but that's not how it opens i didn't need to do that it was another sticker on here which was a very interesting sticker I must say it's like a security seal tell us all about it it was like a blue security seal sticker

like a rectangle that went around here and when you peel it off not only does the sticker then lose its tackiness it's not sticky anymore but it leaves behind a residue that says opened what weird yeah like the opened part

is the blue from the sticker that stayed there and there was a little number here which kind of came off like a security number from the sticker but you couldn't see that stuff on the sticker oh that's weird and then it slides open oh it just slides right off slide it out whoa look at this thing i know soundproof foam we can soundproof this room with that i know you fold it out whoa that's great well it's not that much so we'll just hold in front of our faces each. Holy shit, nice. We'll have to share it when we use it. No, don't you see in the studio

when they sometimes just have like two little ones? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's enough. Or like when like Shellac's recording. It costs like $700 each. It's like put one postage size

stamp on right there. So it's got this Piazzo what thing? Piazzo. A Piazzo contact mic here wired into the into the foam. It's got two tapes.

It's got, I'm going to tell you my favorite part about it. It's got a little piece of sandpaper. Oh, I. And I think it's a sticker. Oh, Mike, I bet you could rub that foam down. It's a real nice grit. I've been rubbing on it since I got it. That's 400.

I love it. You think that's 400 grit? I don't know. It's gross. and it's got little pictures in here and the tapes just have little they're just gray tapes that just say like one out of one one out of two i like it i like this label a lot they're always they keep you on your toes they sent us that gray box right there like that project box if you're making like a pedal or something. Yeah. And it's like screwed shut and there's a tape

and then there's no information. That was on that label. Remember that Wrong Signals tape from last year? I don't know. It was a good tape.

That was on this label. It's a really good label. Did they have crazy packaging too? No, that was just regular tape. Okay. Oh, you know what else

they put out? You remember we got those tapes and they look like generic blank tapes and we couldn't figure out like what they were oh yeah yeah they put that out too okay it's a very confusing operation we figured out i i told you i figured out yeah yeah you figured out um but this guy henry liam collins from the uk um he does like sound uh installations

stuff you know you got like pots and pans hanging from the ceiling and a bird flies into one of them or something. You record it. But this is some of that. You can find videos of it online. Just go to youtube.bing and search HL Collins frying pans and stuff hanging from the ceiling and a bird flies into them or something.

Is Bing another Google? Yeah, Bing's the fast Google. It's the newest Google. It's double Google. Google's are crazy. They got all the websites on them. You type anything into them and then you get a whole list of websites. It's kind of crazy, isn't it? You can just go there

and type it in and hit enter. Type your search word in and hit enter. You don't even have to use the mouse and it'll show up with a whole bunch of blue links. You didn't know that life hack already? That you can just hit enter? I knew that one. And not all links have to be blue. Some of them can be red. Oh, yeah, yeah. New HTML. They can be different colors. New colors, they can blink. They can be strikethrough when you roll over. I don't like that they're not underlined all the time.

I don't like underlined links through when you roll over? I don't like that they're not underlined all the time. I don't like underlined links. Why? Because they're slower? They're slower, but they have more detail. I don't like it. It just doesn't look good. I don't like underlined. Aesthetically, you don't like the underlined links.

No, it looks stupid. No, I don't like it. H.L. Collins. Just make them bold. That looks better. No, I don't want them to be bold, because I like to bold other things. Bold other things. Not all the way italicized, just a little bit.

Just leaning over a little bit. Half italicized. H.L. Collins, Creating Friction, Volume 1, Third Kind. It's a C-62 and a C-20. Play something off of... A C-62 and a C-20. That's a weird combination. It's a long-ass one, and it's an average-length one.

Play something off the long-ass one. Give me that sandpaper back. Here we go. I can rub that on my neck. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H.L. Collins. H.L. Collins from the Creating Friction Volume 1 cassette. You know what? It sounded like he was creating friction. Volume 1.

Friction he sounds. It sounded like he was maybe rubbing. It seems like he's got a lot more of that material. Yeah. Like a volume two? Like a volume two or three. There's so much friction you can create in a lifetime. I wonder if he used the sandpaper that's in there...

And contact mics? ...to create the... And the contact... Yeah, I wonder if that's... That just blew your mind. That just blew your mind because you stopped for a minute. You did a little bit. You did.

His brains were dripping out of his nose there, I think, Joe. That's what Dave had. That's what Dave... Dave, that's why you had to go. Jelly brains were dripping out of his nose there, I think, Joe. That's what Dave had. That's what Dave. That's why you had to go home. Jelly brains? I think I caught it from you. Muskrat ankles you had. He just fell over every time he stood up.

Started growing fur from them. Crabtoes. On third kind. You ever eat crabtoes? That's a delicacy. All right, B, what do you got? Do they have little toes? That's why he's called so much, because you don't get much meat out of a crab toe.

They have five toes at the end of each leg. They're real small, though. No, in the claws, there's little points. Oh, that's called a crab toe. That's the crab toe. So you get each individual. Well, no, you have someone. Oh, someone prepared it, so you have a whole bowl full of those.

Well, not a bowl. Oh, like a small little... Like a saucer. Like a caviar container full. Yeah, yeah. That's why it's so expensive. Just a little point. Crab doves ain't got no meat.

What do they taste like? It's salty. It's saltier than... Because they're always on... They're the closest to the water. They're the deepest. They're always the deepest. So they're a little saltier.

And they kind of have like, it's kind of like a Dijon raspberry sorbet. Ooh. Hmm. Salty though, huh? Salty. Very salty. Like so salty you can't even stand it. That sounds amazing.

Well, that's another reason why no one wants them. They're really expensive, impossible to get, and kind of gross. And kind of gross. But if you're rich and there's poor people around, you just eat the shit out right in front of them. Oh, yeah, yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you.

What are you sucking it out of? Of the actual toe. Oh, you can do it that way, too. Oh, you didn't get a bowl. The average person didn't get the little... He's actually... I'm using the tweezers. Oh, okay.

He's just got a giant pile of crabs, and he's just eating the toes and throwing the rest out. Like a special spoon. Yeah. A clove. A clove? Yeah, use a clove to eat crab toe meat. And you snort it, too.

You can snort it. People have really nice decorative ones. But they're so small, you can't see the hand ticking around the crust or anything. I'm going to play this tape by Last Train to the Sun. The Last Train to the Sun? Last Train to the Sun. There's like polo shirts with little crab-toes printed on them in a pattern.

Only the douchiest of the douches can wear it. You figured the last train to the sun was probably the first one as well. You just burn it up when you're getting there and you're like, no more trains. No, don't send any more trains. Well, they probably sent another one. See what happens to the first one. Yeah, well, yeah, you need like a... They're like, this is the last one.

Someone's like, let's send one more and this is it. Because they're like, we didn't record anything. So they're like, well, let's send one more, a small one, and we'll record it. Send the small one, just the two guys pumping up and down? Yeah. What is that? The guys who like fix the tracks? I don't know.

It's hobos. But what is that? They steal those fix the tracks? I don't know. No, it's hobos. But what is that? They steal those. Is this hobos on the tape? No, no, no. These aren't hobos? These aren't hobos. But this is from San Francisco, and there's a lot of hobos in San Francisco, right?

Yeah, 8th Street, man. Back in the day, back in the 60s, man, me and Jerry. Day Street Tapes, number one. Ooh, Da Butt. Da Butt. Starting off a new label, starting off with this. I think we got two of these. They were in-

Some hobos on a suicide mission don't do that don't wrap it public service announcement everyone please stop shrink wrapping your tapes there's no point I'm not some tree hugging obama liberal

do you think there's some collectors that then just score it at the top? No. I think everyone literally throws it right away. I think they make it. You make the plastic. You ship it on trucks across the country. You put it through machines. You heat it up on the corners. You produce something that's

killing somebody eventually. You ship these tapes out. I rip it open. I throw it in the trash can. I take a poop on it. It's going to be there for the next 2 000 years yeah exactly it's going to be in the bottom of the ocean or something like poor kids backyard it's a good business model you can't beat the business model it's i mean as i'm saying it i'm as i'm saying it i'm thinking and they're automatically just gonna throw it away yeah i'm saying nothing but dollar signs the whole time i'm saying that this is that jealous actually i'm sorry that wasn't like a tirade against it that was a business model that was my mission statement for plasco i'm starting a business that all i do

is i make shrink wrap for tapes it already comes in do so please grab your tapes and have plasco the leader in tape plastics have us not all tape plastics we don't do the shells we don't do the cases we're just doing the shrink wrapping so this is the first release

on this label and what are they called leave that other stuff to the Irish the stinking Irish Day Street right Day Street Day Street number one

I like how it says limit to 100 copies right on the back that looks nice made in Canada shipping all our shipping all our jobs up north

recorded 2013 to 2014 San Francisco California last train to the sun crawling around let's check out this picture on the cover what do we got here

it's like a street with a cloud and it's purple crawling around prove me wrong. Crawling Around is the name of the cassette. That's a good project name. Crawling Around? Yeah.

Carlton Peck? That's not a real name. Carlton Peck definitely eats crab toe. Oh yeah, for sure. Carlton Peck. Thank you for joining us he's got a special golden tool that pulls the toes

out Dave be my way just has a big pile of crabs and he just pulls the toes out and throws the rest away be my waiter Dave and come over and ask me I'll look at this jay card like it's a menu you

be my waiter and come over and ask me like I feel like if I don't think this is working because I feel like if you're really rich the waiters don't say anything to you. They just raise their eyebrows.

I'll have the crab-toe meat platter, please. It's called a meat platter at this fancy restaurant. It's called a crab-toe meat platter. I'll have the fries with... And for dessert,

I believe the Twinkie The Twinkies The deep fried Snickers bar Please And please put it on Mama Georgette Peck's No it's like

Account Yes It's like the lava cake That shitty fucking Gross ass What's a lava cake? It's just some dumb brownie With hot lava Just some dumb brownie with hot lava in it.

Just some dumb brownie with hot lava. Wait, it has hot lava in it? Like hot fudge in the middle. That's why they call it a lava cake. But it's like a Little Debbie's treat or something. I mean, all the restaurants have the same one. So it's like a prepackaged thing. Let's get the lava cake. Let's get the lava cake.

Let's get the lava cake. I'm not big into sweets. No, you never were. No. I like a tiramisu. Yeah. I like baklava. Ooh, I love baklava.

I got some baklava downstairs. Are you fucking kidding me? What? I got some baklava downstairs. You're always holding out. Oh, he's got... At the Green Fest? Joe, he's got all the treats downstairs.

He's got all the treats. You go downstairs, there's a smorgasbord. I got the... I figured out real quick before we get into this tape by... Last Train to the Sun. Last Train to the Sun on Day Street, number one. I figured out with Greek sweet treats, the grosser a cross-section of them look,

the more delicious they taste. Oh, yeah? Because some of them, if you cut them in half, they seriously look like a hobo's toe. But that's the one that's got the honey somewhere. Oh, yeah. Somewhere in there. But then the ones where you cut them in half

and they look fine. It looks just like a little thing. Like a cake or something. Yeah, it's like a cashew thing. Yeah, it's a blend. It's like some powdered sugar on something. The grosser they look, the cross-section, the better they are. The better they taste.

I only really have had baklava, I think, in variations of that flaky pastry stuff with different things in the middle. I've had another one that's just like he's talking about, a simple cake-like thing. Yeah. It's not that good. I don't know what it's called, though. Last train to the sun, crawling around.

Day Street Records, number one. Let's see how they start off. Let's what it's called though. Last Train to the Sun, Crawling Around, Day Street Records, number one. Let's see how they start off. Let's hope it's good. Better be good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Damn. Damn. Called him back. I worked very hard. It's a good one. I like it a lot.

He likes it. Joe, you think we got two of those, right? Hopefully I got another copy of that. I think you got that. Yeah. I think you got the other one. Went weeks for not eating any crab toe meat. Making that.

You ever notice that crap toe meat? You ever see this? You heard about this? See this crap toe meat? All right, Dave, what do you got? Whoa, interference. Yeah, I got a little interference. A little?

Just making sure it's nothing super important. You idiot. You're an important guy. Yeah, you know, I got things going on. I'm going to play this tape on scrotum. Scrotum? Super important. You an important guy. Yeah, you know, I got things going on. I'm going to play this tape on scrot up. Scrot up. I've heard of this pronounced scrot up.

Scrot up? I don't like that as much. No, scrot up. Does that mean anything, scrot up? Like, um, what could it mean? Golden pick. I don't know what it could mean. But anyway, I'm going to play this tape by Alex Nova. The Genesis of the Frog Rider.

The Genesis of a Frog Rider? Yes. That's a good name. I like that. Came out last year, I guess. Been a while. Scrowed up tapes number 97. 97, huh?

Wow, I didn't realize they had that much stuff out. And this dude, Alex Nova, I discogged him. Oh yeah? Not much happened. I think it's this tape and maybe one more. And there isn't any information really on the scrotum site about this project.

Huh. But this is like a fucking soundtrack to like fantastic planet or something oh really yeah it's insane it's really really good i like the sound that you're talking up dave what's on the cover there you're like oh this is like a little uh maybe alien sitting indian style playing playing maybe smoking a hood rat cigarette maybe we call it crisscross applesauce now dave yeah crisscross applesauce yeah they don't sayisscross applesauce? Yeah, they don't say... Okay.

What's he playing? You're right. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. No, no, no. That's what they call it in school now. Crisscross applesauce. Crisscross applesauce? Yeah, it's named it because when the one kid from Crisscross died, they named it after him. A way to sit.

A way to sit and eat applesauce. Pour that on the floor. No, because he wasn't old enough to drink, right? Yeah, but you nurture the earth. You still pour a beer out for anyone who died. It doesn't matter if they were old enough to drink or not. Yeah. One for the homies.

Let me ask you this. If little Day One got shot at 13 years old, you'd just pour one out for him. Is one of the guys from Criss Cross dead or not? I think, no, one of the guys from Milli Vanilli is. Really? He killed himself. No. No way.

No way. He faked it. He's immortal. There's no way. He faked it. Now what? Now he's living on that island with Tupac. Okay, yeah, yeah.

And all the people from 9-11 that said they died. In Elbis. Yeah, right. In Elbis. Let me hand that over here. I want to see it. You know what? I just noticed. This was on the inside of the J card.

I didn't pull it out. There's this little drawing of a cowboy frog. Let me see. Oh, right. And it says... Oh, he's happy. Watch out for that hole, though. Alex Nova's La Bizarre Adair

yeah watch out for that hole I was trying to figure out how to pronounce it but I don't know how would you pronounce that look at this little frog here about to step in a hole cowboy frog that's really good

this is great who drew who drew that the genesis of the frog rider i like this first installment in a greater conceptual trilogy the music herein is meant to simulate an astral pulse and root as it aims and enters through the pillars of earth. Okay, so kind of like a sci-fi Fantastic Planet type thing. We'll continue. All right. Look at this dude. I'm really excited to hear this now. Yeah, this guy looks real intense.

That's him? I think. Oh, this guy probably used to beat the shit out of Carlton Peck in school. Hey, Peck. I'm smoking a cigarette. Hey, Peck. Get over here. He's got his sunglasses on. Looks like it's nighttime, too. No, Ick! I'm starting a cigarette. Hey, Peck! Get over here! I'm starting sunglasses on.

Looks like it's nighttime, too. No, I bet it's daytime. He's cool as shit. This guy is cool as shit. It's funny that the guy that eats crab toes has the last name Peck. Like a little toe

is Peckin' at you. Well, that's what they got. It's a family tradition. Hey, Peck! Get the fuck over here! Wait, they're the Pecks because they were like salesmen of crab toes? Of crab toes, yeah.

They sold the toes? That's what a salesman of crab toes used to be called was a peck. Okay. I understand now. So. Here comes the peck. Yeah. Trying to sell us crab toes.

Ringing the bell. Crab toes. They don't ring a bell, dummy. Crab toes. They flick a little a bell, dummy. Crab toes. They flick a little thimble. They have like a wood click, click, click. It says here all songs by... They've got the little hand symbol thing.

What's that? It says here all songs by Alex Jones. Are they talking about the InfoWars guy? I hope so. That looks like him. You think this is the InfoWars guy? He would know about the genesis of the Frog Rider. You see it when Obama's doing all the fluoride in the water.

He would have stuff about aliens, too. Devil aliens. Yeah. Look. Now watch this video. Watch Tower 7. Look at the frog. Did you see it?

That is the genesis of the Frog Rider. All right. We got Charlie Sheen on the phone. Charlie, how's it going, buddy? All right, well, let's get into this. Alex Jones. Here's the funny days. It's the genesis of the Frog Rider by Alex Nova. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I feel like I should be saying,

in a world, over that. See, I'm thinking there's like, there's like a lady. Oh. Oh, okay. You turned the lights off here? Yeah. And she's like, they say you're the best.

No, it's not sexual. Oh. All right, I'm done. Moving on. It's just assumed. The sexuality is assumed. All right, I'm done. Moving on. It's just assumed. The sexuality is assumed. All right. There's a lot of innuendos.

You know what I mean? Now you're talking what I'm talking about. They say you're the best, but I'm hard to get. Do you think I could get you? Let's find out. Then it kicks in. Back to you. All right.

Gross voice crack there, man. Easy there, buddy. Whose turn is it? That was tight, by the way. Your turn. Yeah, super good. Hold tape. Very good.

I give it five stars. Five stars. I give it the Bernie Sanders five stars out of five stars. You're doing Bernie now? Did you see that onion? There's a really good onion headline for Bernie Sanders. I can't remember exactly what it was. Oh, he's all tan and perfectly coiffed.

He's talking about how good corporations are. Yeah, it's really good. He put out a tape. Bernie? A few years ago, like in the 90s or something like that. Or when he was like, what was he like? Mayor of in the 90s or something like that, or when he was like what was he like mayor of some city in Vermont or something like that he released a tape and it's like

this land is your land this land is my land from California to New York Island I love when he does the lunch with Bernie thing the Tom Hartman show the listeners call in.

They're all crazy. And he always goes, well, Bill, you raise a really good point. Always. They always raise a really good point. He's very polite. He's polite, man. He's a pro. Yeah, man.

Fucking socialist. All right. I got a tape here from a project called Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Ballads are I am the. On unread. tape here from a project called Furniture 3. Furniture 3! Ballad Sar, I am the. On Unread. That label that like has been around for a while now.

It's been around for like how long? Like the 90s. Late 90s, yeah. This is Unread number 171. That's a lot. That is a lot. It's a wacky tape. It's all over the place. It does all the stuff. I like when tapes do all the stuff.

This is all your butt. Some tapes do some of the stuff. Some of the stuff. Some tapes do a couple of things. Some tapes do plenty of stuff, but not all of it. And then other tapes don't do any stuff at all. I hate the ones that don't do any stuff at all. Yeah, they're the worst.

Get out of here. No point. Get your dubs right. Get a life. Since 94, that label's been around. 94? 94? That's surprising.

I thought it'd be less than that. Or I thought it'd be, like, fewer years. Mike, you're fanning yourself with that artwork, and it's making me nervous. The artwork here, it's this pretty thick stock purple paper. Okay, it's thick. I'm not nervous anymore. Yeah, you're fine. Two-color silkscreen.

Damn, that's nice. It looks nice, though, doesn't it? It's a nice design. All this... Pull it away from me again. Here, take it. Well, I'm looking at it right now. you're fine. Two-color silkscreen. Damn, that's nice. Looks nice, though, doesn't it? It's a nice design. All this... Pull it away from me again. Here, take it. Well, I'm looking at it right now. I wasn't trying to take it.

I was just feeling it. Why are you... No, no. Touch it. You think I can feel it? All right, everybody calm down. I don't know. Give it a shot.

Let me see that. You think I can see that? What number was this again? 171. Damn, this is really nice. The purple stock, and then it's got this... What would you say? That's like a greenish-gray and a black combination.

Who are those turkeys in the front, those three turkeys? I think those are the Furniture Three. Is that them? That's the boys? One of them kind of looks like Bjork. Okay. Really? Yeah. What era?

Well, it does look like Bjork. Bjork with a bowl cut and an astronaut's outfit. I don't know. That sounds like it should be the name of the title. That's like her new look. That's her, for her next album, she's going to have like a bowl cut and she's going to be in like a NASA suit. Yeah.

All the time. But there's going to be a Tesla coil spark going on the inside of it the whole time. Hand that back over here. I believe this is an edition of 100. Unread from Pittsburgh, PA. As was White Rose Productions, which we played something from earlier. I feel like I've got some Unread stuff.

Have we played Unread before? We have played it. I think maybe you have played a Ma Turner tape on Unread. Was it Ma Turner? Okay. Yeah. They've sent us a bunch of stuff. Yeah.

And sometimes it's like we'll get a package and it'll be like a tape that just came out and then like two tapes from like 2005 and 2001. It's like, oh, here you go. These are just sitting around here. I don't think I ever got any of those. No? The artwork was a little simpler for the tapes that I had. Like, you know, just like a photocopied J card or something like that.

Xeroxed. Furniture 3. Old school. Ballads are I am the. On unread. I got it queued up here. On something. Ballads are I am the. On unread. I got it queued up here. On something on the B side, I believe. That's not the right side.

We'll flip it and start over. But here we go. Show me the money. Show me. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3.

Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3.

Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3.

Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Furniture 3. Emotional. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. I'll show you the time. I'll show you the time. Thank you. so so Furniture 3. I keep one of these Disney VHS cases downstairs.

I keep one up here. Put the ice pack in it, put it under my computer. Keeps it cool. Keeps it real cool. You don't hear that fan at all, do you? Market that. That's money. That might have been a little bit jarring to our listeners, Mike.

We'll just let that hang in the air for a little while there. I was explaining to Joe why my laptop isn't quiet tonight. It's like a church mouse over here, isn't it?

Yeah, I didn't even know you had it on. I'm going to pet it. All I can feel over here is the heat coming off Dave's. I need to get another ice pack to counteract Dave's heat. Actually, Dave's

is pretty cool tonight, too. That's probably for my ice pack. Oh, touche. Residual. That sounded like some ween outtakes. That did sound like ween outtakes. You like that?

That tape is tight. Now, don't expect to get that on every track. You're right. Those knuckleheads are going to change it up. I hope they hear that and they're like, that doesn't sound anything like ween. This is a fucking idiot. They all live together and they all look together at that point.

They're in separate rooms, but they're listened to at the same time. They all collectively shut their laptops. Get out of here. They meet in the common room. They're like, all at once, they all say, we'll do it. They all say, did you hear the dabs out? So let's all try to do that. One, two.

Did you hear the dabs out? They did. One, two. Did you hear that? They did that. Ween. Then they all say, ween. Get out of here. They all have their instruments, too. One guy has a guitar. Somebody's holding drumsticks.

Ween. Get out of here. Get out of here, turkey. More like spleen. Yeah, good one. All right, turkey. More like spleen. Yeah, good one. All right, Joe. That's the Bjork-looking character that always makes real bad jokes like that.

Character. Look at the characters now. There might be characters we don't know. Yeah, I guess we don't know. All right, Joe B. You're a character. I played that tape. Joby, can I get one of those old man fingernails over there?

Not the curled up one. Jesus Christ, Joe. You want cheese? A little bit. Pass him the whole tray. Dip the toe in there a little bit. It's like a fancy high heel. Look at that. Put it next to your shoes up there. Your doll have to eat it. It's like a fancy high heel. Look at that. Fancy high heel.

Put it next to your shoes up there, your doll shoes, and see how they go along. Too big. Well, Dave. Too big. You see those? Oh, shit. Those jellies on the floor. Those little jelly shoes? Those are Minnie's shoes.

Oh, you can't pull them apart, though. But they call that style of shoe a jelly. Did you know that? Yeah, I knew that. You knew that? Yeah. You can't pull these apart. You can But they call that style of shoe a jelly. Did you know that? Yeah, I knew that. You knew that? Yeah. You can't pull these apart. You can do some moves with those.

Oh, yeah. We'll get a razor blade. We can do the electric slide in these babies. Look at this. This is like moonwalk material right here. Oh, did you see what he just did? No, I can't see the laptops in the way. It's like he's going backwards, but it looked like he was going forwards.

That's a moonwalk. Yeah, that's what he did. The moonwalk. Moonwalk's crazy, right? I can't do it. Let's play this Ziggra tape from Jamie Orlando that just came out. Is that how you say Ziggra? Ziggra.

I've been saying Zygra. Zygra. Hmm. I've never heard anyone say it before. I think it's Ziggra. Ziggra? I think the Z is silent. So this is Jamie's new tape, yeah? I think the Z is the only

Z you hear. Yeah, Jamie Orlando, local guy, he put out a tape what, like a month or two ago called Noise at the Bike Shop, Volume 1, correct? Yep. Where it's a bunch... We played something off of it. Did we? I think we played the Goodwill Smith track. And we played, I forget what else, Micronesia.

It's interesting because that Goodwill Smith track was not actually recorded at the Bike Project. It was not. It was recorded in 1984. Crazy. Little blooper. Little blooper. No! It was not. It was recorded in 1984. Crazy. Little blooper. Little blooper. Womp, womp, womp, womp. All right.

No! No! This is on his new label. Firmament Tapes. Yeah, well, he put out that tape like a self-release comp thing, and then he started this label. What's the label called? Firmament Tapes. Firmament. What is it?

Firmament. Firmament. Firmament. What is it? Firmament. Firmament. Freemasons? Firmament. Firmament. What is it? Firmament. Firmament. Freemasons? Firmament.

I'm not getting it. What is it? Ach now, ach well. And this is the first release, right? Correct. Zygra. Tetration? Tetration, yeah.

Tetration? Is that what it is? Tetration? Yeah, that's when things turn into Tetris. I hate Tetris. Watch those dang sticks you throw in a hole. It doesn't make any sense. I was listening to this tape today.

This is a tight fucking tape, man. This is really good. Recorded between 2013 and 2015, right? Oh, yeah? Yeah. He started right away. Got to work. Get to work.

Wow, get to work. There's a little shout out. What's Jamie Orlando do for a living? He's like a programmer or something, right? He's in computers. He to work. Get to work. There's a little what's Jamie Orlando do for a living. He's like a programmer or something right computers. He's in

computers. He does consulting. It's like something like you're in. That's always weird to me when

people do consulting. You're in computers right. You consult for things. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm a consultant. Yeah. You just you just go and give people advice and you get paid a bunch of money to do it. If it works if it

doesn't work. Fuck you. Fuck you. It's weird. Weird jobs. I don't like those weird jobs where you're not doing one specific thing. I don't like it when you don't punch in a clock

and you sit for eight hours and you build. And you do a thing. You do a thing and you punch out. And the thing that you make is the name of your job. Like a shoemaker. Yeah. I drive a van. Yeah.

Real easy. You don't have to ask any questions about that. Oh, he drives a van. I like how there used to be jobs like an old man, someone who fought in World War II, would just go to get a job. You just go get a job. If you ever ask someone in their 90s,

what did you do for a living, they never just say, oh, I was this or I was that. They're always like, I worked 14 years at the leather factory, pounding the leather. You would do that. And're always like, I worked. 14 years at the leather factory, pounding the leather. You would do that. And then I worked down at Fragmont's Fish. I would gut the fish. I did that.

And then I was an electrician. Then I taught third grade science for 18 years. That's my kind of job. It's always like a thousand things. You do a very specific task. Jamie does computers. He does computers. See, that's on the fence.

It's on the fence. Yeah. Because you know what I don't like? Programming. You're doing programming. All right. Programming is a real job. I don't like when people have the word social media in their job title.

No, no. You're like a social media analyst. Yeah. Or a social media. Oh, what if you're a social media consultant? Ugh. Ugh. Gross.

I don't have some stupid job like that now. You know that? Who? Sal. I thought he was a physicist. No, he worked for some company and he mines data from social networking sites. He's a Turk. He Turks.

To be used against us later. Against us specifically? Probably. To be used against us later. Is he working for Noroco Mori to try to bring us down? I don't really understand what he does. I don't get jobs today. I think he just sits on Facebook all day. Everything's all...

No, I don't know. I don't understand how those companies generate revenue. Hits. No, Dave. How does that make money? Dave, you're so stupid. You're really showing off W.R.

What? Money. Money doesn't matter. It's all about hits and clicks. You get that and you get Bitcoins. With the Bitcoins, you buy followers. And then you buy Dogecoins. The followers then retweet you and you get retweets and favorites. And from those retweets, you get more hits.

Oh, I get it now. And when you get more hits. I get it. Yeah, you see what I'm saying? It's like its own little economy. You get more clicks. And then when you get more clicks, you train for Bitcoins. You get the Bitcoins.

You buy more followers. Yep, I get it now. God, it's like... What's that doing for the world well the warms it up it's it's that's good our warming our core temperature so on average it's just getting the oceans are getting warmer good to know uh zegra or zygra titration tape on what's the name of the level freem what's the name what is label? Fremont. What's the name?

I'm getting the tapes part. Play like the first two tracks. Don't tell me what to do. Don't ever tell me what to do. It'll be the last thing you do. Here we go. Thank you. I'm going to have to go back to the I'm not sure try to get the so so I'm not sure what I'm doing here. so so I'm not sure if I should have used the Zeig... Ze...

Guru. Zebra. Jamie Orlando. Jamie Orlando and the Zebras. Local dude. Those Jamie and the Zebras, they're all 97 pound. Good rock from Slovak. That one really got in me.

Good scum fuck. Good scum. Take that one home and shove it under the toilet. That's a good fuck music. Come here, Nacho, from Zagra. All right, David, big boy, what you got to play? How much fuck time music you going to jam? Hero 97 pound, the rock from Slovak.

Giving away tickets to the bare-necked ladies tonight at the Millennium. Eight o'clock. Free tickets. Be 19th caller to come in with a phrase that pays to you. I like it. Because now that this is developing some more, I don't think this is like from another country. The guy is from another country, but it's

on a college radio station. That's why the Barenaked Ladies later play at the Palladium. 97 pound here in Trenton, New Jersey. Your number one fuck station in Trenton. He's the rock from Slovak, because he's Slovakian and he likes rock music. No, he doesn't like rock music, but it rhymed, so he went with it. What does he listen to? IDM.

Fuck music. Just IDM. Just IDM. Just IDM. He listens to IDM bootleg cassettes. Yeah, EDM. The real bottom of the barrel. Whose turn? I think it's my turn.

I'm going to play the split. Split? Not the whole thing. Uh-uh. A piece of half of it. Okay. So around an eighth or so. Don't make me do math.

Come on. Come on, guys. Don't make me do math. This is Brandon Hortado and Tanner Garza split that came out on Bookend Record. It's Bookend number 20. New label to me. I don't think I have any Bookend stuff. It's Tanner Garza's label.

I believe he's from Austin, Texas. I think that's right. Yep. I know he put out a, Texas. I think that's right, yep. I know he put out a, I don't know what to say, Tal Sounds? Tal Sounds? How do you spell it? I don't know.

T-A-L Sounds. Oh, Tal Sounds. Okay, didn't they just put out a, didn't they just put out a tape on Hasu Mountain recently? Yes, sir. With very different artwork from the rest of the Hasu Mountain recently. Yes, sir. With very different artwork from the rest of the Hasu Mountain catalog.

Yes, that's right. That's right. That's it. Come on down. Give me three tickets to the Doll Sound concert coming up tonight with Jerry Pop and Daddy. It's going to be a big one. It's going to be $4 fireworks and lemonade at the gate. Come on down. Tau sounds are tall sounds.

I don't know what to say. That's Natalie from Good Will Smith. That's her solo project. Oh, no shit. That tape on Hossoo Mountain is fucking... Can you put reverb for my voice in this part? That tape on Hossoo Mountain is insane. It's a shame that I couldn't just bring it up live.

Can you do that? I mean, I could. I could do it. I could do it. But it's expensive. What part of what side are you going to play off this split, Davey? I'm going to play a little bit off the B side,

which is the Tanner Garza side, towards the beginning, and then I'm going to proceed towards the middle. Okay. And then from there, who knows what happens. You think we'll get crazy? Here, I'll hand it to Mike. I think we already did. Gross voice crack again.

I like this. That's a good blooper. Play just the beginning part of that. I like that. Keep that in the mix right just like that keep that in the mix i like this fucking uh this uh kind of silver glittery splatter job on this like radioactive orange cassette here uh-huh looks tight oh looks good with the artwork too where'd they make that chernobyl i like I like that.

Start that laughing over. There's one voice right in the middle there. There, do you hear it? Play it one more time. Oh, that's a good one. Joe, Joe, bring down the mids, isolate the highs, and pull that guy out. I think we got a hit on our hands. Do you still have the guy from NPR on the soundboard?

No. You took him off? Took it off. Fuck that, dude. Fuck him. I had to fit in. Show me the money. Yeah, you need that.

He doesn't have so much bandwidth. Yeah, you got Ram, and you got to use it wisely. She's got Ram. She knows how to use it wisely. She's got RAM. She knows how to use it wisely. All right, Tanner Garza from the... She knows how to use it wisely. Split with Brandon Hurtado on Bookend Recordings, Bookend number 20. Here's not all of it, not too much,

but here's just, there's just two of something. All right, go. so oh so so so so I'm going to go to the other side. so

so so so so I'm going to go ahead and hit him. so so so so so so is I'm going to go back here. I'm going to go back here. I'm going to go back here. I'm going to go up here. I'm gonna go up here. I'm gonna go up here. some crunchy gibbles from Tanner Garza

Tanner Garza is putting out a field recordings Gazette comp on bookend recordings taking submissions he may have stopped taking them already but go to find bookend recordings taking submissions he may have stopped taking them already but go to find bookend recordings on Bing

Yahoo and if he caught them off protest call the Westboro Baptist they're going to be in town tomorrow oh yeah you want to go yeah I'll get an autograph you want to get an autograph or give an autograph I want to get one

from them I want to get an autograph or give an autograph? I want to get one. Okay. From them. From them. See, I want to give them my autograph. I want to go there and sign autographs. Here you go, kid. Hey, here you go. Here you go, kid.

God hates bags. Keep it up. You're doing good. Yeah, they're going to be down the block. That's going to be awesome. Down the block from here? Yeah. Where?

Well, they're going to be between here and Beau Biden's funeral. Wait, was he? No, but they going to be between here and Beau Biden's funeral. Wait, was he? No, but they hate everybody. Just to the listeners, though, Dave gave a look of disgust when he was like, wait, was he? And he made like a hand sign. Two hand signs. No, they hate. I'm not saying, you know, I'm not.

You weren't judging. No, I'm not judging you weren't judging no I'm not judging I'm just trying to figure out why I was born wrong that's all why Mike gets so easily anytime there's anything edgy I don't mean that at all

no don't do that we're fine let's keep going so that was Tanner Garza Look that up and if they're not Taking submissions you protest The shit out of that fucker Like the Westboro Baptist Church They're crazy

They protested Mr. Rogers funeral So would I if I was there He was a sniper in the Mr. Rogers was a sniper? He was a sniper in the military? no that was like a rumor thing I believe it Marilyn Manson was Paul from

Wonder Years that was before IMDB existed Billy Corgan was on Small Wonder that was before you could Yahoo anything oh yeah way before that you just believed it. The cool kid told you, and it was just like, you told everybody else. Guess what I did?

I jumped over the flag of Mario Brothers. You can do that. Marilyn Manson got one of his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick. Yeah. That's true. That is true. That one's true. Once the first album came out.

That's what he did with his advance. From the record label? The surgery? Yeah. That was before Obamacare. Now they just let anybody do that. All my tax dollars. Just so Caitlyn Jenner can feel good about it.

Groupies is a thing though, right? You figure you wouldn't have to go through all that. I guess he just really wanted to suck his own dick. He really wanted to do it himself. He's a weird dude. He's a weird dude. He's got a white contact. Who knows what's going on he's crazy man

I'd do it America no I wouldn't do it see I have a theory about that I feel like it would be do you ever try to tickle yourself and it doesn't work all the time

I do it all the time every night I feel like it would be constantly trying to tickle myself every night before I go to bed I think it would be kind of like that like you try to do it

and then this is the second episode in a row where you guys compare sucking your own dick to tickling yourself we talked about this before yes you have

we don't need to keep talking about it is it the same episode from last week that we talked about it might be earlier in this episode alright

no last type of night what are you gonna take us out with oh is it my turn yeah waiting on you Oh. Last tape of the night. What are you going to take us out with? Oh, is it my turn? Yeah. Waiting on you. We're waiting on you. All right.

Well, things got a little mushy there for a while. Going to play a tape called... Going to play a tape. What tapes do you have? No data or no data. Data. No, we've had the conversation. I know.

On Star Trek, his name isn't data. It's data. No data tape no data. Data. No, we've had the conversation. I know. On Star Trek, his name isn't data. It's data. Achmao, Achwell. No data tape on OJC. Now, I don't know if no data is... Son of a bitch. Achmao, Achwell. No data is the project.

I love that one person in the very beginning. If no data is the name of the project and it's self-titled, or if the tape is just called no data, it's like a recycled tape. And on the band camp or whatever, on the webs for OJC, it just says no data. That's all it says. No information. No information. And it's just says, like, no data. That's all it says. No information.

No information. It's just a recycled tape, so I got the Fabulous Thunderbirds, the Essential Fabulous Thunderbirds Collection cassette. Oh, I love the Fabulous Thunderbirds. Oh, yeah. You ever listen to Copperhead, man? They were an American Grammy-nominated blues rock band formed in 1974.

They were on the Cocktail Soundtrack. Oh, Jesus Christ. The Thunderbirds. How can I not remember the Cocktail soundtrack? But this is a recycled tape called No Data Limits of 10 copies. I think there's still some left. I enjoy it. A lot of weird shits on it.

A lot of crunchy. Weird shits, huh? Like ones that float to the top of the bowl in little pellets? I bet those. Ones that come out different colors because you drank too much Powerade. Wait, you get those all the time? Little rabbit pellets that float to the top of the bowl in little pellets? Ones that come out different colors because you drank too much Powerade. Wait, you get those all the time? Little rabbit pellets that float? No. What?

I mean, I just have regular ones like everybody else. What are yours like? All the time. That's exactly how mine are. All the time. Every time I poop, they're just like yours. It's identical. It's like it's your poop.

It's like you took a poop in my toilet. It's just like you did it, and it's just like yours, and it's normal, and everything I do is just normal stuff. Nobody thinks it's weird. Just like everybody else. It's just like all it and it's just like yours and it's normal and everything I do is just normal stuff and nobody thinks it's weird. Just like everybody else. Just like all the other people's stuff. I had one a couple months ago that was like an ice cream cone that floated plums straight up and down.

Like a soft serve? Or scoops? No, it was like a scoop and then a cone and it floated straight up and down in the toilet. I thought it would be like a Mr. Frosty soft serve. Oh, like that one. No, no. This is like the hand scooped out of the big tub.

Was there like a banana or a cherry on it or anything? No, no, no. It looked like Rocky Road kind of. Let's go get some ice cream after this. I would love to get some ice cream. Ben and Jerry's. Give cream. Ben and Jerry's. Give me some Ben and Jerry's. Have you had fudge core yet?

I haven't had any of the cores. Peanut butter fudge core? No, I don't really like... Oh, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, Joe. Oh, Tab's out. Episode number 66. Thanks to Hunted Creatures for doing the intro.

The next subscription series tape by German Army should be shipping relatively soon to all subscribers to find out more about that. TabsOut.com Don't go to TabsOut.com Don't. Just do it.

I can't guarantee the safety of your computer if you go there. I like the viruses. I'll speed it up. Do we have anything else to say? You've got to justify the purchase of that ice pack. Oh, yeah, exactly. All right. No data.

OJC. Recycled tape. Thanks for listening. I hate that sound. I know the guy who made that. THE END The End Oh, God. Thank you. Go! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021