Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #67 | 6.21.15

Episode Date: June 21, 2015

Country Florist, Curved Light, Cambo, Moulttrigger, Holly Waxwing, Bary Center, Jeremy Bible vs Mousecop, Brett Naucke, James Benjamin, Rob Mazurek, Portland Bike Ensemble, Minka Birds, Hollowfonts, The Hermeneut, and Moon Diagrams.

This is Dwayne Gorey, and you're listening to Cab Sound. Chick Corea and Herbie Hancock. Thank you. Goofing. Tabs out. Cassette podcast, episode number 67. Little Herbie Hancock Chick Corea shreds video. That's some good shit, man. Yeah. Everybody look that one up. That's probably mys video. That's some good shit, man. Yeah. Everybody look that one up.

That's probably my favorite one. That's a good goof. That's a real good goof. Explain what a shreds video is. You got me with that one last night, Dave. Yeah. Well, before you get into that story, Dave, explain what a shreds video is

and then tell the mind-blowing story of a young man's journey into YouTube. Everybody knows what a shreds video is, right? I don't know. Famous musician, you know, video footage of them and then people record their own music on top of it, but it's really

bad. Yeah. Really bad goof music. It's funny. But Joe B's never heard of a shreds video before. Oh, I have now. Well, yeah. I'm talking about yesterday. Yesterday. I sente this video like man they suck what the hell is going on that's great i guess 85 was weird weird time weird time yeah exactly weird haircuts stacy had to look it up and then she was like oh this is fake

oh all right yeah how far into it did you get? Watch the whole thing. I was like, this is on Merv Griffith's show? Man, this is weird as shit. That's awesome. They're smiling, and like, Herbie Hancock's reading the music off the thing. I'm like, he's reading this? To be a fly on your wall, Joe, when that was going on.

Shit's crazy, man. Shit's crazy. You gather the family around the youtube and everyone's like i don't get it i just don't get it well we don't really watch youtube so we don't have youtube you don't have youtube no no i was on my neighbor's youtube that's just that should be the new thing they're away on vacation when people say they hacked into their youtube and people say they don't have tv they have TV. The new thing is they don't. I don't have YouTube.

You pick and choose what you want on the internet? Yeah. They have it blocked out. You can't go to it. Yeah. The temptation is too great. Oh, so I'm like a young kid. I'm like 10.

And they're like, did you see that on YouTube? I don't have YouTube. I don't have YouTube. My cousin Chunk. Got Vimeo. My cousin Chunk has YouTube. My parents don't know about Vimeo. They haven't blocked that yet. Who did the intro? Dwayne something, right?

Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. We spoke about this already. No, we didn't. We never spoke about that. We never mentioned the name and we never shall again. You were just pulling back the curtain, my friend. Pulling it back. You're just letting the magic out. Alright. You put something letting the magic out. Alright.

You put something on the tweets, right? Well, I tweeted out on the Twitter. What's the tweets? Joe doesn't have Twitter either. Joe has the tweets. Joe has the tweets.edu. It's called Tweeter, right? No, I tweeted earlier. Joe's got Tweezer.

Tweezer.gov. It's like Tweezer. I got Tweezer. Tweezer.gov. No, it's like Tweezer.UniversityofDelaware.com. Yeah, ed.udel.edu. Angel Fire-Geocity. I thought that's what everybody had. No, I tweeted earlier. Mm-hmm. Today?

Uh, yeah. To send in intros for the show. Here's a phone number. Here's an email. This one. This one right now. And that was the only one we got. I mean, that was the best one we got out of one.

We only got one, and that was it. And I can't tell what the guy's name is. Dwayne something. The Rock Johnson. Dwayne The Rock Johnson. That's his last name? The Rock Johnson? The Rock Johnson, yeah.

From the movie with cars. Well, thanks, Dwayne. Next time, speak up. Yeah. There's not going to be a next time. That was there, but it's one. You get one With Cars. Well, thanks, Dwayne. Next time, speak up. Yeah. There's not going to be a next time. You get one shot, kid. You get one shot, kid. You fucked up. You ruined it. You ruined it. You ruined our night. You ruined our listeners'

night. Alright, speaking of... Who's going to go first? Do you want to roll a dice? Let's give Dwayne a nickname. So if you don't know a real name anytime... You can't play it again, can you, Dave? You can't play that clip real quick? Huh? What clip?

Slimy. Oh, no. Slimy Pete. No, Dwayne needs to be in it. Oh, oh. No, wait. No, I have it. I have the clip on my personal computer.

Who told you to put the bomb on? Doorbell Dwayne. Doorbell Dwayne. hold on dingbat dang dingbat duane dory duane dory bory dory bory dory and whenever you fuck up quit being a bory dory all right who wants to go first what's that movie kingpin they would say if you got like if you fucked up or like something bad happened to you you got munson oh and that was the that was roy munson no i'm a sister act two man so i've never seen that one back in black that's not a real thing right sister act two no no i mean like that was a hologram that movie was in the movie that movie was a hologram. That movie was a hologram in Lawnmower Man. In the movie, getting munsoned is a bad thing.

But that's not a real term. It is in that world. I like that it only exists in that world. That's such a weird thing to write in. Wait, what? That something happened in a movie isn't real? You think that's weird? That's totally weird. It was good writing. Do you think that everything that happened... Hold on. Quality film. Dave,

do you think that everything that has happened in a movie is real except for being Munsoned? Well, I can't see how it would be fake. Yeah, how do you fake that? Good point. Have you seen it? Alright, quit being a bori-dori. Who wants to go?

You're stupid. You're stupid. Who wants to go? Who wants to play tape? It's a good documentary. Go, Dave. It's a good documentary. It's a, who's the guy who has the flawless helmet hair

who makes all the documentaries? They're all like, you know, prohibition. Oh, is it? Part two of a nine. Ken Burns. Jazz. Baseball. Sister Act Two. Sister Act Two, it's like a nine volume DVD box.

And it's just still shots of the movie with like pianos over top of it. God, it's always that. It's always black and just a slideshow of black and white photographs. I don't think I've ever seen a Kinnerman documentary. A couple old interviews. The first day of shooting, tragedy strikes the crew. There's all these pictures of just like- 14 dead.

Someone that slipped or something. There's like police cars and body outlines. Yeah. It took them eight years to make sister act two jasmine wasn't bad i saw that one all right who wants to play the jazz ken burns jazz documentary it's all right i mean it's like they get into some of the weird stuff oh really not a lot of weird stuff they get into that herbie hancock uh chica korea shreds video i've been listening to a lot of herbie hancock recently.

Well, keep your knees away from me. It's all wet. All right, who wants to go first? Dave has been jamming Herbie Hancock. All right, I'll go first.

That Quincy Jones one you sent me was pretty good. Oh, when he goes into, when he starts jamming? It's so good. I like Quincy when he like kneels down and he's just like,

yeah. And then he gets up because he can't kneel down anymore. I don't like when you guys have stuff I'm not a part of Alright so talk about this on your own time Alright I'm going to start off then Go Dave

Go Dave I'm going to play this Country Florist tape That came out on Drawing Room Records I like the way these look This is a new label to me I never heard of it either tape that came out on Drawing Room Records recently. This is a new label to me. I never heard of it either.

There's that one that's like the number station thing on one side and on the other side he remixed it. That was his label? Oh really? Oh this is that same label? I think so. I didn't know that. Same aesthetic? Yeah. Mine's green. Tight. This is number five so it's a pretty new label.

Okay. What's it called again? Country Floors. Drawing Room Records. Are you looking it up? I thought you were going to play a sound. But the artwork for these is really tight. Yeah, we got three tapes.

I forget what the other two were. B, you got one, right? Mm-hmm. We got three tapes, and they all have that same style of artwork i can't kind of like um that one's mr peanut or almost like a bow housey kind of like pringle guy that's who that is kind of bow house right a little bit but just like a pringle but the pringle it is the kind of like the pringles guy yeah but his eyes a little bit weird. The natty bow guy. But the inside is like... Look at the

inside of this. That's like playing Advanced Dungeons and Dragons for Intellivision. Yeah, look at this, Joe. Oh, that's tight. Pretty cool. I like that. I like how it's all black and white. I like that snake wormy guy. Yeah, the wormy guy, but it's all like jagged and stuff. Maybe I'm wrong about that number station thing. I think you are.

We got three tapes on this label. I can't remember the other two, but that number station thing. I think you are. We got three tapes on this label. I can't remember the other two, but those are the first three I think we've got. That's it. I got the other two as well.

I don't know what they're called. But they're like the same design. Same design, yeah. Does it say who did the artwork in there? That's a good question. Thank you.

I've been working on it for some time now, yeah. Artwork and design by Ken Edge. The question. The story of Mike Haley. A nine-part series. He did a knockout.

He knocked out of the park. Something gave me a sound effect of, like, a baseball being hit and then a crowd cheering. I don't want to. You really take me back to the ballpark. You really take me back. Me and my grandfather used to go down to I'm trying to think of a stadium name I can't think of one

Where do baseball teams play? Baseball field Ed Begley Jr.'s Wrigley Field I got a question for you guys Have you guys ever cleared out a category in Jeopardy? I've never been on the show Like watching along at home,

you turkey. I never really watched it. I don't have TV. You've never been at like Jiffy Lube or something? Get an oil change in Jeopardy? Not for an entire round of Jeopardy. But I've never watched regularly enough to like... No, I don't either. The only time if I've ever watched it is something like that.

Maybe I'm not there for the whole thing. Dave, let me tell you something. If you're a Jiffy Lube long enough... I'm not either, but I cleaned up a whole category. Oh, what category? It was like TV trivia or movie trivia or something. If you're a Jiffy Lube long enough to clear out a whole round in Jeopardy,

then you're not being satisfied as a customer and you need to speak up. That's true. It should take like a minute and a half. Yeah. Before you know it, the car is not even up on the lift and Wheel of Fortune is coming on. I know. It's true. It should take like a minute and a half. Yeah. Before you know it, the car is not even up on the lift and Wheel of Fortune is coming on.

I know. It's ridiculous. Speak up for yourself. There's like the Golden Girls Marathon after that. Now I'd stay. No, it's okay. Now it's okay again. All right.

So hand me this tape. Hand it to you. Yeah. Country florist. I like how they use, they really do a good job of using the stencil font. Yeah. It's like on everything.

And like, I don't know, I'm not a big fan of the stencil font. I'm not either. It usually has like a home improvement or like a Home Depot kind of feel to it. I think like crass. I think of my 10th grade high school picture with a crass shirt on.

Yeah, I guess that's stencil too, right? But no, it looks good. It looks really good. It's tight. Tight dark blue shell. Tight. Goes well with the natty bow fella. Move your leg away from my...

My toe is going to be... Joe, let me tell you now. My toe is going to be in that area a lot tonight. So just back up. His toe is going to be there. Country flowers. CF2. Drawing room records records here's a taste Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. you don't think that's sexual say country florist say to me sexually

what was it again we're about to be back we're about to be back that's pretty sexual country florist off from drawing drawing records that was a good one yeah That's pretty sexual. All right. We'll have to. Country Florist from Drawing Room Records. That was a good one, Dave. Yeah. That's a hodgepodge mix. That was tight, man. That had me moving. Wide variety of stuff on that tape.

All good. You get a lot of stuff. Come on down. You're going to get a lot of good stuff here on this Country Florist tape. I knew a Country florist growing up. Oh, you did? Nah. Off Union Street?

My turn, yeah. You're the country florist that moved into the city? Well, yeah. There was a city florist and a country florist, and neither of them liked their lives, so they switched places. Oh, like trading places. Yeah, and they both killed themselves. I have no legs.

What's that, kids? Yeah, that's from kids. All right, what do I want to play all right what do i want to play first what do i want to play first joe what do i want what do i want to play what tapes do you have i know what i'm gonna do no yeah this one all right got a tape here by a project called Curved Light. Like a rainbow. Curved Light. Yeah. Some science shit. Rainbows are crazy.

I don't even want to get, I don't even understand what they're made of. No one, well, Light. Light. Light, that's curved. God curves it to make the world a little bit beautiful.

God damn right he does. Mineral wash, indigo rinse Self-release tape Now I'm gonna get my beef out of the way with it It's got a reversible J-card which is nice Right?

Ooh that's real nice I like that color scheme Like how would you describe that design? I don't like that font on this one Or any of the fonts Yeah the fonts There's the inside I don't like the font

With his like cube And he's like The rest of the fonts. Yeah, the fonts. There's the inside. I don't like the font. With his, like, cube. And he's like... The rest of the design is impeccable. It's beautiful design. And, you know, it's got two J-cards. The outside J-card. Damn, that was loud, Dave. It's technically one J-card. One J-card, two covers.

Two covers, yeah. Two sides. But on both of the two covers, the spine's upside down. Oh, wow. Look at that. What was the nickname we have for when people screw up? Hooplehead. Hooplehead.

No, not a Hooplehead. Based on Dwayne from the intro. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. No, it wasn't that. It was Dingbat Dwayne. It was a Peory or something. What was his last name? Bore, it wasn't that. We came up with it. It was Dingbat Dwayne. It was a Peory or something. What was his last name? Bory Pory? Bory Pory.

Now this Bory Pory had two chances to get the spine right. And he fumbled them both. Alright, I'll do the most. I don't see anything wrong with it. And I saw that there's an inside.

They say you don't get second chances. Put it in there. And put it in and looked at it and held it up, closed my eyes, put it right up to it, opened them real slow. Same thing. Nothing. All right, with that out of the way,

Curve Light project by one peter tran who also does who at first i thought that was like a nickname like like like peter tran like peter pan but peter tran but i think it's this person's real name yeah and that's high school tam tran okay tam tran um that's a good name. HD Sunrise. Do you guys remember that project at all? I got something to tell you after this. Do you guys remember that project, HD Sunrise?

I think they did a tape where he did a tape. 1080p? If Dave would let me speak once in a while. Tape. On tape. Is this how you feel? Yeah. A tape on 1080p.

This is his project. Self-release edition of 100. And god damn is it a good tape. There's like 18 tracks on here. All pretty short. All like under four minutes. Some like under a minute. All over.

I wouldn't say all over. I take that back. It's not all over the place. It's not all over the place. No, it's not. It's not all over the place. It's not all over the place. No, it's not. It's pretty focused, like, in one. It's focused. Each one, each track is really focused on one thing.

Oh, all right. For, like, a minute. And then goes on to, you know. Another thing. And then he, like, rips some arpeggios. Gets really into it. And then does that for, like, two minutes. And then it's like.

I want to use that as a sound sample. Gets into something else. It's tight. It's real tight. Let's give it a listen. I'm excited. Clear shell. You got white imprinting.

I'm hard over here. The fuck's that mean? Oh, ooh, 69. It's a funny number. I'm going to play two tracks off of this two strips of bacon yeah i can only give you so long dave i thought it would be funny if i just let that one hang yeah let it hang fuck i want the names of the tracks there's no there's absolutely no information on the j card

at all it just says curved why we shouldn't say no information on the J card at all. Oh, right. It just says curved light. Why we shouldn't say no information, because there's actually a little bit of information. It says curved light on the spine. It says the name Mineral Wash Indigo Rinse on the back. The tracks I'm going to play. I mean, that's not really information. It's information. I didn't know we were still in.

You know what? I'm not going to find it, but there's two tracks off the A side. They're killer fucking tracks from curved light Light off of the Mineral Wash, Indigo Rinse, Self Release C48 just came out. What is information? Information. A 12-part series.

Ken Burns. No, that one wasn't Ken Burns. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END Thank you. so so ¶¶ Curved light. Some curved light coming at you there off the mineral water. Coming at you, big boy. Are you trying to steal my character? No, I'm your sidekick. I'm filling in for you for tonight.

Okay. I will lose my shit if you try to steal any of my characters. The Rock from Slovak. Don't even try it. Mike got smallpox, so I fill in tonight. We'll ride to the midnight hour, big boy. I like him.

Put your cowboy hat on. You stop right now. I like him. You stop right now. First of all, you sound more Estonian than anything else. Well, he's just his friend. Yeah. It's still The Rock from Slovak, though.

The show is called Rock from Slovak. It's on a college radio station. I thought we determined all this. 97 pound, Thurston, New Jersey. Hodges Fox Station in the round. It goes on like two in the morning on Wednesdays. All right. Hodges Fox Station in the Rhymes. It goes on like two in the morning on Wednesdays. Come on.

All right. Does he have really long, permed black hair? No, it's straight. Oh, it's straight? Yeah. I'm picturing like a Paul Stanley lookalike. Oh, all right. Yeah, that.

Like a hair metal looking guy. Yeah. But he's got a bald spot. Oh, yeah. Definitely. Two of them. Two of them. He's got a bald spot. Oh yeah. Two of them. He's got one up front and one in the back. He's got a weird mustache with a big gap in the middle. It's like Hitler's mustache but reversed.

The gap's off to the side a little bit. He's got a tiny little scar there with like two stitches. There's stitches in the scar? They never pulled him out? They can't. That healthcare system over there. He's like a dog when they try to do it. He's like, no, no, no.

Fuck you. It hurts a big fuck time. All right. Like, how did you get that? I was drinking 300 grams of Budweiser American fuck beer. I went over and I saw this dude and I said, hey, give me your jean jacket. Give me your jean jacket. All right.

It's my turn. Your turn. My turn? Let's play this. Let's do it. Cambo tape on Crash Symbols. Cambo. Patronage and pork.

Cambo. What? Cambo was the alias of Cam- Patronage and pork. Cambo. What? Cambo was the alias of Camcoran. That's that new Rambo remake, but it's periscoped. It's called Cambo. See, I thought it was

the new Rambo remake that everyone wears camouflage. I thought they were in Cambodia instead of Burma. This could go anywhere. I mean, we have three different movies here. Write it up, boys. I say we make an amalgamation of the three. We present this shit to somebody.

Anybody. I got a couple people I know. Literally anyone. I guess we're kind of presenting it to people right now, right? That's true. What's the one guy on Twitter who really likes us? Who calls you Dan? I don't know his name.

What's his name? Dan's getting sleepy. He's on Tweezer, right? He's on Tweezer.net. Something about Brightest Overlords, at Brightest Overlords or something like that. I like him. I think he'll fund this, right?

I think that's you still like him. I like him. Yeah, that's definitely Mike, right? No. that's you still like him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's definitely Mike, right? No. That's definitely Mike. Patronage and Pork, edition of 100. New York-based producer. Cam Curran.

Cam Curran. Released last month. Two remaining I'm seeing on their band camp. We better get those. Here's another tape on Further. Oh, okay. That label stopped sending us stuff, right? I don't even know if they're still putting stuff.

No, I see stuff. Are they still releasing stuff? I see stuff. Nothing's coming a long time. Like cassettes, though? Yeah. Really? Sure.

No, I've seen some cassettes they've put out. I've seen some things. I've seen them. And I've been sitting there. Ever since the mailman comes. Where am I? Anything from further? Anything from further?

And now he just walks up And right away I look at him And he shakes his head no I think I'm looking at their releases Cambos or furthers Furthers Or rambos It's all been LPs

For a while Oh yeah? The last cassette they did 97 pounds C-O-R-D-E The rock from Slovak Got the Cambo LP Coming up

They're gonna play the B-side on this Gambo LP. Blow the fuck out of your speaker box. What's four times five? That's some real chiptune fuck music. Did you say shit tune or chiptune? Shit tune. The last 20 releases were LPs. 20?

Yeah. This person has 20 LPs out? No, further. Their last 20 releases. Oh, I was going to say, what are they, Led Zeppelin? 20 LPs. What are you? Pink Floyd?

I love Robert Pence. I love Robert Pence. I like that one. He's a good drummer. That's like We Robert We won't get fruit again

Something about bananas No no no It's too hard to peel You know And I keep telling them Bite into the apple Dave what kind of bananas do I like You like

Just stop talking. Under right. He likes bananas. That's right. Under right. He likes green. Not quite yellow yet. Hard to peel.

Do you like it with just like a little bit of green towards the tip, or do you like it full on green? Half. What shell color is this? Root beer or butterscotch? Root beer. No, butterscotch. Root beer, butterscotch? Root beer. No, butterscotch. Root beer, butterscotch.

I would say caramel. Caramel. You better check the expression on your caramel, Dave, because if it looks like that, where are you ordering it from? Cambodia. You don't like Cambodia caramels? I hate Cambodian caramels. All right, do you say caramel or caramel?

No, that's from A Strange Candy when Christopher Blackman said, caramel. All right. Well, let's get into this cambo patronage and pork. I say caramel. Tape on caramels. Fresh symbols. No, caramel. I say caramel.

I say caramel. Caramel and water. And water. Yeah, water. You ever drink a big glass of caramel water? I love caramel water. That sounds delicious. On a hot night.

How do you dissolve it, though? You got to heat it up, right? Caramel? Yeah, heat the caramel up until it's a liquid and then put I love caramel water. That sounds delicious. On a hot night? How do you dissolve it, though? You gotta heat it up, right? Caramel? Yeah, heat the caramel up until it's a liquid, and then put it in the water. Well, then it's just sugar at that point, right? And then you put it in the fridge and let it cool. Caramel water. Caramel water, yeah.

There's no water in it. All right. It's just like a piece of caramel at the bottom of a glass of water. It's a caramel water. When you get it in a different state than you live in, this isn't how we do caramel water. Cambo. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. so so Thank you. chair back cambo patronage and pork gamble all right all right enough to try to steal my trying to gank my characters. I'm filling in.

I own all the rights. I own all the merchandising rights. Don't try to make Rock from Slovak action figures, dude. What would they come with, though? A little microphone. Yeah. Okay.

And like a record. Yeah. Okay, all right. Duh. Jesus Christ. All right. You know, the first three tapes we played there, the artists all began with the letter C.

That's the theme. That's the theme for the night. That's the secret theme for the night. The C. The Mississippi. The old miss. The old man. The old soup of the land.

Soup of the land? That's what I call it. What's the soup of the sea? What? No, the sea is the soup. The land is the land, and the sea's the soup of the sea? What? No, the sea is the soup The land is the land And the sea is the soup of the land The soup of the land

It's like our land has a bowl of soup And it's the sea Alright You guys are dummies Mississippi Exactly I get it now I totally understand it

Alright, whose turn? Dave's Is it my turn? Go Dave Alright Cambo, two of those left from Crash Symbols If you want to get one Dos

Dos How many? He's a dummy I was busy Dave's You guys are always razzing me I'm about to storm out of this studio Stop taking all my characters.

All right? I like his, it's like a, you know, it's like a play. You know, you see this company do this show. It's a little different, you know? Or like a soap opera when it's like, the part of Mike Haley today will be played by Dave Doyle. Yeah, it's nice. Or like a Mozart piece done by a different conductor and orchestra.

All right, all right. Go ahead and keep doing it. It's exactly and orchestra. All right. All right. Go ahead and keep doing it. It's exactly like that. All right. It's the nuances. He's playing it just like you, but a little different. He puts his own little thing on it. All right.

It's a little spin. I just like it. It doesn't look right. Like when a new actor plays Mortal Kombat. When a new actor, like when they changed Will Smith's mom in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And it's like, that's not the mom. I like it. Not the mama. We need

that one. What do you got here, Dave? Statue? Mole Trigger. Mole Trigger. Have we played Mole Trigger before? Oh yeah. We have. Tape called Stature on 5CM recordings. Stature or Satcher? Did I i say stature i don't know i wasn't listening satcher sature s-a-t-u-r-e 5cm a label from iowa correct i think so all right and

mold triggers from des moines right yeah i think i believe so all in that you you know. It's pronounced Des Moines. That's what I said. Gotcha. Prank. High five. Good one. Stop razzing me. 5CM number 12. Wait, this isn't number 12. Is it look on the spine or somewhere on the tape?

Looks. Is there a... Start with the spine, then go out from there. 012. Really? Yeah. I feel like this label has put out a lot of stuff. Maybe this is an old thing.

Maybe. Maybe it's an old cut. Blew your mind. This is sold out. I think there's only 25 of these made. Only 25. It's a C62, correct?

C62. Go to their band camp. They can't get more than that. You got YouTube on that? No. Well, hold on. Hold on. No one talked yet. No Googling.

No Googling. No, you know what? Coming at you. I think they only have 12 things out. Your mom's got 12 things out. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it does. It does once you find out what they are.

They're nasty. This Coulter-Chester tape. Real dirty. The naked guy on the cover holding his weenus. Oh, yeah. That's that Real Men Don't Rape tape, right? Who got that? I got that.

I haven't listened to it yet. 5 CM, though, has put out a lot of good stuff. I stand behind what they're saying, though. I agree, yeah. I definitely agree. Oh, they put out that new Grundy tape that's over there. Yeah, it's over there. I like the cover.

Grundle. Not Grundle. Did you hear that Mike Watt interview? On Marc Maron? No, I heard a lot of people talking about it. Is that good enough? It was pretty good. Yeah? Yeah.

He told a really gross story about an abscess he had in his gooch. Which one? Marc Maron or Mike Watt? Mike Watt. An abscess, huh? Yeah, it almost killed him, apparently. Really? It almost killed Marc Maron or Mike Watt.

Hey, it's like I told my ex-wife. All right. Well, hand me that mold trigger tape, Dave. It's like almost nothing on that cover, huh? Almost. Almost nothing. There's a little right here. That's why I said almost yeah five centimeters name the label is it five oh there's a five cm i think it's five centimeters

right well it's five cm but that's five cm but then they have that little ruler there so that leads me they're low right is that how you say it? Well, I figured it meant centimeters, but I didn't know if they actually said it 5 cm or 5 centimeters. I don't think it's ever been said. Well, if you say it out loud, a demon appears. Demon? Too scary. Way too scary. I like this green shell with the black label on one side with a little line going down.

And the other side, like a reverse. They call it a reverse, the color reverse. Invert. Invert. I like it. Throw a brick on that and I'll love it. Whew.

You can put a filter on that. Yeah. All right. Well, let's listen to something off this tape then. Let's listen to some Malt Trigger, man. Man, I think,

yes, me, man, just give me something like a... I'm going to get a little sleepy so I'm going to go ahead and stop the recording..... I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of water. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of water. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of water. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of water. I'm going to go ahead and other side. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side.

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I'm going to go ahead and get my camera out of the way. I'm going to go ahead and other side. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side.

I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side. Mold trigger. Mold trigger. bolt trigger 5cm recordings cassette do you guys remember that guy on youtube that used to do the

he's all grown up and he's biting everything now did the cassette tape reviews but he sat in like a really like you know like country decor everything now. He did the cassette tape reviews, but he sat in a really country decor, Cracker Barrel type looking kitchen. Yeah, I kind of remember that guy. Like a middle-aged

dude. Yeah, I remember that. Southern drawl. Real thick southern accent. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that guy. He did a review of a Muldrigger tape. Oh, yeah? Recently? Is he still doing stuff? No, no. I don't know. That was my introduction to him was the Muldrigger tape. Oh, yeah? Recently? Is he still doing stuff? I don't know. That was my introduction to him, was the Muldrigger review. Oh, okay.

Your introduction to that guy or to Muldrigger? Both. Interesting. Lighten Up Sounds tape, I think it was. I like the sound of that. Yeah. All right. My turn.

Joe, I promised you some fun sounds earlier. Remember when I did that? I've been waiting. You ready for them? You're going to put some fun? Oh, I some fun sounds earlier Remember when I did that I've been waiting You ready for them I'm really excited about this tape I like this one a lot Well no one knows what we did We both clapped

Alright I think they would hear two claps You clap once How many Two I think they would hear two claps. You clap once. How many? Two. Alright. Got a tape here. Oh yeah?

You believe that? From Holly Waxwing. New one on Nominal Loom. And Caskine too. It says something about Caskine. I don't know what that label is. On the spine it says NL18. Nothing about Caskine. I don't know what that label is and on the spine it says normal NL18. I have a question.

Who does Nominal Lume? He always takes it away. Holly Waxwing. Holly Waxwing. I don't know what his real name is. The tape is called

Peach Winks. Peach Winks. Isn't that like a butthole? Why would that be a butthole? I don't know. What is your butthole experience that you would call a peach wink well because all of that no i do but i want to know

what dave i want you to describe to me for the because some you know some guys like look at the peach on look at the beach on her and then what you know your butthole is like your eye. Oh, wait. The winking eye. So you're saying a butt is a peach? A peach wink. Yeah. Peach wink. Like the color of the butthole would be peach. And it would go like, if you take care of it. If you wash it.

I got mine bleached. And it would go blink. Peach winks. No, it's not a blink. It's a wink. Yeah. But mine goes really fast. like you can't stop it. It blinks.

Mike's blinks. No, this is a... My bottle blinks. Yeah, my bottle blinks. My peach wink blinks. Your peach wink don't blink? Quit being a bori dori. Holly Waxwing, peach wink.

That's what it was. Nominal moon. Holly Waxwing Peach Winks That's what it was Holly Waxwing Who runs this label Lives in Obviously Birmingham, Alabama Obviously Just released this

Brand new Chrome 2 Pro Duplicated Cassette In addition of 150 I wouldn't think any weirdo music would come out of Birmingham, Alabama.

No. No? No. Man, when I think about Birmingham, I think about Peach Winks. Peach Winks. There's some lightning out there. Too scary.

I don't know about lightning. Look at the art on the cover. The cover's cool. There's this pink-gray grating going on with some sort of, what is that? I think that's a boob. That's a nipple to me. That's at least like 10 miles away, right?

Oh, that was thunder? I thought that was a sound clip you played. No. It's still going on, too. Listen to that. It's rolling thunder. It's supposed to be really, really rainy tonight. Yeah, extreme thunderstorms tonight.

Extreme? Yeah. I really need to check the weather channel. Yeah, before you go do it, it's been humid and muggy all week. Painted all that shit and left it out. And you know what? I thought, should I move it? Because maybe it'll rain.

Well, what's the worst that can happen? You have to paint it again? You're going to ruin the Warped Wood. It's going to warp the wood, Dave. Would you paint? That's what they called it in high school. Warped the Wood? Warped Wood.

Warped Wood. Hey, Warpedped the wood? Warped wood. Warped wood. Hey, Warped Wood. Hey, Warped Wood. All right, anyway, there's some sort of like Ghostbusters 2 ooze sandwich on the front. But the inside, I like that. Check out that. Oh. Look at the front, look at the back.

Do what you got to do. Do whatever you want, Joe. The world's your oyster. Okay. Well, talk about the picture on the inside. I wanted to pull it away from you and withhold it from you. I like when you withhold things. Get off on that.

I don't know what's going on on the inside. What is that? A sundae that's all fucked up? It's in a weird microwave? I don't know, Dave. What is that? Oh, there's definitely a bowl. In a microwave?

In a bowl. In a chalice. I don't think it's a microwave as much as like a... A kiln, maybe? A dehydrator or something. Oh, it's a dehydrator. Oh, it's a work kiln. Yeah, my dehydrator has trays.

Wait, there's a light bulb on top. Is that a light bulb on top? That's a light bulb, yeah. Okay. It's melting. Is there a telephone in there? Like an old-fashioned telephone? Oh, the old-time telephone.

You know what? That's the inside of a computer, I think. I don't understand computers. That might be RAM. I think that's a close-up. That's a microscopic shot of RAM. That's a floppy a computer, I think. I don't understand computers. That might be RAM. I think that's a microscopic shot of RAM. That's a floppy disk. All right. I'm going to play the track Vibe by Holly Waxwing.

Beach Winks. I'm just reading it, and I think it's funny. It's silly. Beach Winks. He likes it. Hey, Mikey. I do. You know, there used to be a breakfast cereal

Growing up Peach Winks They got rid of it Had asbestos in it Nominal loom number 18 Hollywax wing Thank you. Thank you. um Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. That was so good. Fuck. Was I right? That was crazy. Dave, you had a nice comment to make about that. You said it sounded like it was from Donkey Kong Country. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is what I thought as well the first time I heard it.

Like when you're in the barrel, that's what it's like. God, it's so fucking good. I don't even understand. I don't get it at all. Really good. Man. Birmingham, Alabama, man. Doing something right down there

That should be getting a lot of attention I think it is I think he's getting some attention I think he was on Bing last week I'll look on Bing right now I'll go to Bing right now Holly Waxwing

Hold on Hold on Your Bing is all slow. Your Bing sucks. I steal my neighbor's bandwidth. Yeah, look, here's a bunch of stuff. Quit using all my bandwidth. Stop using all my characters. 164,000

results. I gotta play Call of Duty. Dang, it's crushing your characters tonight. That's actually, he's mixing two characters together. The Call of Duty. That's actually He's mixing two characters together The Call of Dude That's what he does Call of Rudy It's like slam poetry

Call of Rudy who lives next door With Dave Dozier characters And the Quit Rad Call of Rudy's gotta play deathmatch Get off my bandwagon No you're mixing up him with another guy Dave You don't know what you're doing Holly Waxwind

Gold Leaf Acrobatics was a tape that he released I think it was like first normal loom tape. That was my introduction to the label and the project. It was fucking insane. We got that Holly Waxwing tape. What else? You got that tape that had something to do with asses. It was funny because now we're still beach wings.

We're still there. It was like ass juice or something like that. It was that. Was it a Jeffrey Astin? It was a Jeffrey Astin tape, that it was that it was that wasn't it jeffrey aston it was a jeffrey aston tape but what project was it god damn it god damn it it was it's not digital digital natives is it digital natives yeah it was something something ass something right yeah and there was every track had digital ass juice or something yeah something like that i can't remember i love digital ass juice did you, something like that. I can't remember.

Did you find it yet? I like peach wings juice. Caramel juice. Digital natives ass. I'm going to look up. You just got red flavor. Artificial ass flavor.

That's right. Don't fuck with the internet, that came up. That's right. Artificial ass flavor. Don't fuck with the internet, man. The internet's got it. Joe, while you're picking, we'll go to some peach winks. It still amazes me that it took less than a second to find that. 0.35 seconds. The whole internet.

I got so many peach winks covers coming up here. Who are these guys? That's the peach winks. They're a pop-up brand. Video premiere. Why is this coming up here. Who are these guys? That's the Peach Wings. They're a pop-up band. Video premiere. Why is this coming up? From something called The Voyeurs?

Alright, whatever. What do you got? Let's play this Barry Center tape. Okay. Requiem Bells on Scrotup. Scrotup.

Scrotup. Good label. Or Scrotup as I have heard it. I'll say that over and over again. Where'd you hear that? I don't remember but I definitely heard it. You mean when you're just saying it over and over again. Where'd you hear that? I don't remember, but I definitely heard it.

You mean when you're just saying it over and over again, walking around the house? Who said it? The mailman? I got this package from Scrotta. And you're like, oh, that's how you say it. Why would he lie to me? Who else told you?

That's a good question. Don't talk to anyone. I'm going to be up all night trying to figure that out. This looks like a... Never mind. It doesn't. I think we're on the odd. Look at this gold foil tape with the white imprinting.

It looks nice. It's nice. I like. Nice. Nice. It looks nice. We got two of these recently. What's that other one called?

You wrote about it On the thingy Oh yeah that was on Fuck what label was that Michael Two Michael Jordans Was it two Michael Jordans Yeah Yeah that tape was tight

I'm excited for this one I haven't heard this one Barry Center What is that noise What's that beeping What was that I'm not sure Was that Obama

Probably I think we're tapped We're getting tapped I think he's tapping this. I bet no one. That fucking NSA. I bet fucking Spools Out is tapping this to find out what tapes are cool. He's sitting there, I'm battery Sunday.

Put that down in my dream. In a van, like with headphones on. He's right out front. He's right out front? It's weird that you would hack someone over the internet, but you've got to get within a reasonable distance. You've got to get on the same Wi-Fi. Yeah, there's hex codes and stuff. You can't break those over the pond.

Too scary. I like how ScrutUp numbers all of their stuff. On the back flap, there's a little white square, and then out of 60, and then they stamp in the number that you get. You know, spend a little bit of time. Yeah, don't handwrite it. Spend a little time.

Why not? You got time, spend it. You got time, spend it. Don't waste it. What else are you doing, really? The world's so easy now. Playing Call of Rudy? I'm just surviving, man.

You don't play Call of Rudy. Call of Rudy is a person that plays Call of Duty. Just happy I woke up this morning. That the most depressing thing you deal with a lot of people like that don't you do oh yeah all the time yeah how you doing today I'm alive just pray I just praise Jesus that I woke up yeah you're like wow I'm breathing that's pretty good yeah are you Bori Dori so better not I guess let's get into this well for some people let's get into this Barry Center

Requiem Bales cassette on Scrowthup Scrowthup number 103 came out in 2014 did you notice that Joe it's an old one

C40 edition of 60 Mark Williams from Kentucky Southern boy Southern boy huh played boy, huh? Played. Good old Kentucky.

A little bit of the. A side. Yeah. I see the first track. It's called Touching the Boards. Let's do that. Here we go. Quincy Jones.

What? Touching the Boards. That's what he does. He's behind the scenes, man. Touching them boards. Getting that mix right. Mixing board? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. touching them boards mixing board yeah thank you I'm alive. I'm here. Thank you. I'm alive. I'm here. Unhealed He fell forward on his knees He was getting dizzy but he refused to stop touching the boards. He was whooping like a blind man. He was whooping like a blind man.

Like a blind man. Thank you. He was getting dizzy but he refused to stop punching the balls. He was wobbling like a blind man. Thank you. He was getting dizzy but he refused to stop after the balls. He was smirking like a wild man. Thank you. Thank you. It was broken like a blind man. Barry Center. Requiem Bells. Come on down to the Barry Center this weekend in Trenton, New Jersey. Ooh, I bet the mics picked up that thunder. See, when you say the Barry Center, I don't picture a center. I think of, what's your favorite part of the circle?

I like the Barry Center. I think you've said that before. We must have played the Barry Center day before. Because I think I remember you saying something about the Barry Center of the circle. Well, I don't remember it. I've got a bad memory. I probably said it. I believe you. I trust you, Mike.

Let me get that $20 you owe me later. No problem. I'll give you $40 because of the interest that we... Okay. Dave's got you because he owes me $20. All right. I owe you money, too? No, no.

Mike owes me $16. Just go with the big boy. So give me that $20 and I'll give you $4 alright math is hard alright my turn

no no it is Dave's turn it is whipping up a storm out there it's kicking up a gale that's wind Mike

that's wind and what's going on right now you don't think it's windy at all no I'm not feeling any wind come through that window. We're inside.

There's a screen. It's going to block most of it. It's going to block it in a grid system, dude. Actually, yeah, Mike's right. Like, if you threw a bucket of water at a screen, not all of us are going to get through. In fact, most of it's not. Same with wind.

Most of it's not, huh? Shows what you know about wind signs. Yeah, like if Mike had a fan, it would actually deflect off of the screen. Well, when I turned my fan on, I pointed at the screen because it's like, it bounced the screen back a little bit. Yeah, exactly. That's the wind coming back. You don't know how wind works.

Yeah. The jet stream. You don't know anything about El Ninos. I love a nice windy day. I've only seen it in print. That's a Simpsons reference, right? Yes. Run like the wind.

I don't have many of them. Don't have a cow. That's one. Have a cow. Eat my sharks. Eat my sharks. Eat Dave's sharks. Eat my sharks. Too soon, Daveave there's been a lot of shark attacks

lately has there i said too current then right well it was too like it's not we can't make fun of that yet eat my sharks like we can't make reference what do we want to eat the sharks to get rid of them eat my sharks no i don't yeah yeah yeah get rid of that what does the the sticker eat berthas muscles i have no idea i've seen that up before it's a place where you get muscles at berthas yeah just any place called berthas just around don't look probably make it a mystery keep it a mystery there's like that helen's sausage house place or whatever when i put i just put eat and the first thing that comes up says eat the booty like groceries

what why is that coming up don't click on it no it definitely you can't don't use my wifi to look at that oh it's a song

no I have no idea what it is or Warner Brothers no I don't know what it is like groceries when I think of groceries I think of like

a whole loaf of bread and like a head of broccoli. You eat them eventually, just slowly. That's how he wants you to eat the booty. Over the week? Yeah, over the week. In various different meals and different ways. I want you to eat the booty three times. Maybe a snack every now and then.

In different preparations. In different preparations. Take different times. And I want you to do like a quick one now and then. In different preparations. In different preparations. Take different times. And I want you to do a quick one in the morning. And then try to find time to get it done during lunch. And then really prepare a big one later in the day. That you eat really fast. And then you chop up a salad.

And then you toss it. And then get stoned and do it a bunch. All right. Dave, what are you going to do? Are you going to eat the booty like groceries? What are you playing? Whose turn is it? Who just went?

Joe? Yeah, Joe played the Barry Center of the tape. Okay, it is my turn. I'm going to play this Jeremy Bible vs. Mouse Cop tape that came out on Hatsu Mountain. I wish these two would stop fighting. Yeah, I know. Guys, get along.

Get along. Get along. Then get a room and eat each other's booties like groceries that should be the tape I have something that I want to make a rule I think if there's ever a tape that's self titled

we get to title it any self titled so this self titled tape by law Sharia law this tape should be Yeah, so this self-sale tape, I think we should call it... By law. Yeah. Sharia law. This tape should be Jeremy Bible versus Mouse Cop. Prima Nocta.

Eat the booty like groceries cassette on Hasu Mountain. I think that everyone should update the internet with that. What do they mean by eat the booty like groceries? We just went over the whole thing. I know you're an idiot with a dummy brain, but did you seriously forget that already? This is Hasu

Mountain number 30. Edition of 75. A C41. Look at his artwork. Okay. Sure, I got nothing else going on. I don't understand how they make their artwork. I don't understand it. Is it collage? I don't know what it is. I think there's grids involved. Yeah, because he...

Let me see this thing. Like green wire frames and stuff. It's like a Jack Kirby comic, but I don't really know what's going on. I'm going to drink a few Zimas and really get a loose look at that one. I need another Brewski. So do I. I like this guy with the backwards baseball hat with the mustache. Oh, he's really gross looking.

But he's in it like there's a different, you know. Oh, there's another one. There's another of him. Like he's a copy and paste it guy? No, no, no. No, it's a different pose. Like a different pose. Like here he's like.

Villainous. And then same thing. He's the same kind of. Oh, but he's wearing a different shirt though, right? Yeah, different shirt and shit. I like that. You know, this is an over-the-shoulder. Like, is he taking the artwork from, like, comic books? I don't know.

I don't know how he did it. I don't know how Scun did it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how they do it. But they're doing it good. Yeah, there's been a batch since this. I mean, there are people that make that artwork.

So it could very well be that he makes that artwork. I don't understand how anyone made artwork before computers. To actually get it printed. How do you art without a computer? An old album cover. How did they do it? An old Uriah Heep LP.

Someone drew it. Someone painted it. Someone spent the time to paint it? That doesn't even make any sense to me. Did you watch that Drew Struzan documentary on Netflix? Then they got to shoot it on a big camera and get the film. You did all the iconic movie posters. Star Wars, Indiana Jones.

Okay, no. National Lampoon's. Well, maybe not National Lampoon's. Harry and the Hendersons. You did Harry and the Hendersons, right? What was the one with the duck? Robocop. Howard the Duck

Anyway, he used to do album covers And he did Sabbath Bloody Sabbath And he did the Alice Cooper one But it was a painting What, the school's back? I don't know which one He's in like a suit

Like a gorilla suit? Oh, it's Three Stooges Meet the Wolfman Three Stooges Meet the Wolfman. Three Stooges Meet the Wolfman. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein. It's that one. Jeremy Bible Meet the Mouse Cop. Who's on first?

Frank. Okay, that's all I wanted to know, and then the movie's over. Star Wars. That was a good one. Who's on first? Darth Vader. All Vader alright let's pull up the Death Star then it's like an exterior shot and there's like a jungle and there's one turtle sitting there

and the turtle it's a he's eating a leaf and then it goes to split screen and the split screen is like a baby being born on one side and then it's then all of a sudden it goes into time lapse and it's speeding up and the turtle screen is like a baby being born on one side and then all of a sudden it goes into time lapse and it's speeding up and the turtle is still eating the leaf

as the child becomes a baby and learns how to crawl and learns how to walk and all that gets a little bit older, is going to school but the turtle is still eating the leaf what's he talking about? just let him go play the fucking tape I didn't get to the end yet eating the leaf. What's he talking about? Just let him go. Just let him go.

Play the fucking tape. I didn't get to the end yet. I don't even know what you're talking about. I think I'm saying a movie idea. Oh, a movie idea. Oh, wait. All right. Mouth, now that I know.

All right, Jeremy Bible versus Mouse Cop. Eat the booty like groceries. C41. I'm going with it. I'm running hard with it. Don't stop me now. House of Mountain number 30. Here we go. don't razz me Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a break. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Jeremy Bible vs. Mouse Cops.

Cheese? Eat the booty like a snack. No, like the groceries. I like to eat it like a snack. Just real quick. Real quick. A little. Just a little bit.

Real quick. Josh Novak and Kurt Brown, I believe. real quick. Real quick. A little. Just a little bit. Real quick. Ew. Josh Novak and Kurt Brown I believe are the duo of Mouse Cop. Mouse Cop.

And then Jeremy Bible as himself. As himself. Who does uh Xperia Media which I see

you're repping a sticker on your laptop Dave. Oh yeah. The only sticker on your laptop. Yep. It doesn't mess up like your gamer laptop. It doesn't mess up your gamer laptop,

but it doesn't mess up the... Oh, the RAM's all fucked now. The coolant then doesn't go through there. It's all messed up. You can't play Doom. Nope. Quake, one line. Doom Quake.

Doom Quake 3. Fallout. Fallout. Fallout. I was going to do a joke. Where were the first games I played like a LAN? Not a LAN. Like a LAN?

Well, I would call my friend and be like, you want to play Quake? And he'd be like, all right. And then we'd get online and play it. Yeah. Together. On the second phone line. Shit was crazy. It was crazy.

I used to play it. We had two phone lines. That was for the internet. There was that Mortal Kombat type fighter game called Jeremy Bible versus Mouse Cop. And you would just use those. Those were the only characters in the game. Jeremy Bible and Mouse Cop. Well, that's not fair

because you can either be two people or one. I don't get it. Yeah, and then at the end when the- It was on the internet? It was on the internet. And whoever won, the voice said, Eat that booty like groceries. And it was like a half an hour scene of the winner eating the booty like groceries.

It wasn't a fun game. It doesn't sound very good. You only had to hit the person one time. And then it said that. Eat the booty like groceries. And you had to hit the button really fast. That game sounds stupid. You had to hit the button. Oh, you had sounds stupid. You had to like hit the button.

Oh, you had to tap it fast. For like half an hour. Half an hour? That's not how you eat groceries. Keep eating. And your mom's like calling you down. Joe, it's dinner time. Hold on. And if you slow down, it's like too slow.

And the other person eats your booty like groceries and then they've been sitting there waiting this whole time. Jesus Christ. It's like a human centipede type situation. No, that's disgusting. No, that's all together. We're taking turns here.

I'll play a tape now. Oh, you bory dories. Calm down. What tapes do you have? I'll play a tape now Oh you Bori Doris Calm down What tapes do you have? Well funny you should ask Dave played a gig Two weeks ago Was it two weeks ago?

Up in Philadelphia It's so loud still On the I'm sorry I'll turn it down next time On the Quick Sales Brett Naughty tour Is that how he says it, Naughty? I think he says Naughty.

Where's that from? Where's what from? Naughty, like what's the background of that name? It's food. Finnish? Finnish, yeah, he's Finnish. He's Finnish. Finnish, yeah.

What was he doing? He's definitely like grosser. What do you call those? Naughties. Naughties. Naughties, that's what you call them? He's finished. What was he doing?

He was rushing. Keep going. Do one more. Just go at it. I don't know where to go from here. Just start it and then it'll come to you. My brain doesn't work like that. All right. But they put out a split tour cassette as a Catholics tape release.

By the way, both those dudes. Catholics tape, huh? Hmm? Catholic tapes. You said Catholics tape. Did I say Catholics? Yeah. Catholic tape.

Fucking Catholics. Whatever. Catholics. You're a Catholic, right? Yep. On Catholic tape. Fucking Catholics. Whatever. Catholics. You're a Catholic, right? Yep. On Catholic tapes. Both those dudes, by the way, killed it. Intense.

Oh, yeah. Dave, you did good, too. You didn't mess up once. Well, I messed up a couple times. Yeah, I didn't want to say it. But both those dudes... He called me right away. I texted him while you were doing it.

Dave fucked up again. Dave fucked up again. I have passions and... He's all out of tune. But I'm going to play the Brett Nauki side of the split. Which is... Why? Why that side, Mike?

Well, I like both sides. But you like that one better. Hey, Mikey! I wouldn't say I like it better. There's some clarinet or something. I don't mean to put you on the spot, but I'm a hard interviewer. I get to the... I like to get to the heart of the matter.

The meat of it. Yeah, I like... I'm a hard hitter. I don't throw softballs. The Brett and Naki side on this. You like a lot. I like it a lot. Oh, yeah?

There's like... There's parts when it sounds like he's plunging a toilet, then something just comes loose. You guys see the cover? Not much going on in the cover. It's like a keyboard. Some sort of keyboard. It's a piano. It's a keyboard piano.

It's a peony. Why was that so funny to you to say that? I don't know. Peony is a funny word. Penist. It's like a piano player and a wiener You can't tell Because it sounds so similar

Anyway Let's get into this Breadnalky side Let's see if there's a track list Is there a track list? There's something The printing is so shabby You can hardly even say it.

I think it says rogue germ. I think that's what it says. Rogue germs. You've got to watch out for those. I think those are good ones. They're not infecting us with like... What are they doing? They're rogue germs.

We're not doing... They're rogue. We're not getting people sick. Oh, all right, yeah. So they're the good ones. Yeah, and then the totalitarian government's like, No, get people sick. That's what we do.

Or it's like members of that band, Germs. And they're like, they're trying to get out of the band. The rogue germs? They're trying to start their own band called the Rogue Germs. All right, Brett Nockey, Split With Quicksails, Catholic Tapes. Let's get into this. Let's plunge into this Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Brett Nockey Brett Nockey

from the the split eat that booty like groceries with quick sales eat those groceries it is like he's eat those groceries like a booty Brett Naughty. Brett Naughty from the split Eat That Booty Like Groceries with Quicksails. Eat Those Groceries Like a Booty. Eat Those Groceries Like a Booty. It is like he's plunging a toilet, but gems come up. Yeah, there you go. Or like Sonic rings.

Yeah. They float up out of the toilet. So it's like him plunging the toilet, then they all come out, and you're like, what? Look at all those gems. But he's so frustrated. He said, get them and throw them's like him plunging the toilet then they all come out and you're like, what? Look at all those gems. But he's so frustrated. He said, get him and throw him away and keep plunging.

The trash can's like glowing. That was on Catholic Tapes. It was a tour thing. I don't know if you can, I mean, maybe he has some leftovers. You can get in touch with him. Say, hey, Brett, you got a leftover? You got any leftovers? You got any leftovers? I don't like leftovers. We know.

Dave knows. What about like spaghetti cold spaghetti one day you get one day that's it that's it you like cold spaghetti though yeah yeah i don't got a question i don't really mind the temperature of my food that's not true because you only like cold honey that's true yeah there's too many rules with you. You're very complex. What I mean is hot food that then gets cold doesn't have to be hot again. Okay. But there are certain, if a food starts cold, it has to stay cold.

I have a question for you. All right. If, so don't like microwave a sub? No, no. I don't have a microwave. So, say you had spaghetti.

Never microwave, I would never microwave spaghetti. What's spaghetti? You mean like a grinder? Yeah. No, that was the joke. That was like, of course you don't make cold things hot microwave spaghetti. What's spaghetti? You mean like a grinder? No, that was the joke. It was like, of course you don't make cold things hot. Okay. And you're like, it's a grinder.

So if you had spaghetti and sat in your fridge. Sorry about that. I like the decay on that one. Yeah, do that again. Can you do that again? So you had spaghetti and sat in your fridge for three days. Hold on. And you added more sauce to it.

Then would you eat it? No. That's absurd. That's not that absurd. That's outrageous. Senator, that is outrageous. That's uncivilized and savage.

Filthy. I'm'm gonna play a tape what what no we're not on the thing James Benjamin hidden entrance James Benjamin from home movies

yeah Bob's Burgers from Bob Burger what if it was just Bob's Burgers. From Bob Burger? What if it was just Bob's Burger and you only had one burger? I love Bob's Burgers. I love Bob's Burger. Adhesive sounds. Adhesive sounds.

Yeah. I like this label. I do, too. Mike, you got a tape out on adhesive sounds, right? I do, yeah. What's it called? Alien Lizard? It's called Alien Lizards.

Or Lizard. I forget which one. I don't know too much about this guy. But there's a whole bunch of people featured on the tape. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Who's featured on this tape? Kanye. Kanye.

Kanye West. There's two Kanye's. Oliver North. I always forget about the other Kanye. Yeah. The first one. Yeah. Clint Eastwood.

Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. Pierre Quinders. Pierre Quinders? Quinders. K-W-E-N-D-E-R-S. Quinders. So who's James Benjamin? I don't know.

Sam Goldberg? Which I think it's got to be the same Sam Goldberg, right? It has to be. From the experimental music scene, Sam Goldberg. Daniel Lesnoff. Oh, Lesnoff, yeah. Malmaru Kobayakawa. Okay.

Achmal Achwell. Had to do it. Remy Dillon and Virginia Tangfield. And Carlo... Tangfield. It's like a field full of Tang. Tangfeld, Tangfeld. Good one, Dave.

It's like Tang-Seinfeld collaboration. So let's play a track off this I've queued up. Sure thing. I believe on the one side. Adhesive sounds number 19. Label's only been around for like... Look at this pink tape. Ooh, that's pretty.

I like that. I especially like it with that... With the blue, like a halftone. With the white and blue, yeah, halftone labels here. That just say one and two on them. That looks very nice. I don't like one and two, though. I'm an A and B man.

Oh, you're an A and B man. I mean, big time. Nice white Noroco to go with it. This label kind of puts out all kinds of stuff, huh? Oh, yeah? They do all kinds of stuff, man. They do all kinds of stuff. Yeah.

Yeah, they do all the stuff. All of them. This is way different than your tape. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I'm going to listen to it. Edition of 50. What's it sound like?

What's it sound like? What's it sound like? Tell him. It's kind of like pop songs. There's some pop songs going on. I like that. Don't tell me anything else. Shut up. I mean, that's a very horrible review.

He put it on and just said pop songs. They're going to put a sticker on the front of it. Like pop songs and stuff. I'm not a works fan. We're fans of pop songs. Y'all like pop? It's a horrible description. Hey, kid, you like pop music?

He put out two demonstration synthesis tapes. That guy straight puts them out. What's he up to now? The 20s, I think. They put out four. Four? Yeah. That's no longer a label.

It's an enabler. I like how he labels his stuff. Is that his label? Maybe. So demonstration stuff? There's that interference again. I like how he labels his stuff. Is that his label? Maybe. Is it a demonstration? There's that interference again. I like that he labels his stuff like DS. Joe B., I think it's because you have your...

Move your fucking phone away, man. Don't put it there. That's what was causing it. I wanted to see in a scientific experiment, you want to try to do it again. And it's not. No, it's because it was pushing for data. That fails.

I know what's happening. I know what's happening here. I have unlimited data, Dave. It was roaming. No, it's because it was pushing for data. That fails. I know what's happening. I know what's happening here. It was roaming. Oh, never mind. Okay. That would be what, Dave? Roman? You would throw that in?

It was roaming. It was roaming. You got the hex codes. No, no, no. I'm going back to your previous character. What were the things? You were Russian. Oh, he's a Finnish.

Finnish because he was Russian. And then because he was Roman. And now he's Roman. He's Roman somewhere. Somewhere you got thrown something about European. Oh yeah, there's that. See if I'm getting that. That is pretty good.

What are we doing now? James Benjamin. James Benjamin. James Benjamin. Hidden Entrance. Adhesive sounds. Number 19. I don't know what track I have it queued up to because there's 14 tracks on the tape.

But one of them. Well, let's figure that out right now. Good. Here we go. You don't know what you mean to me You can't show what I see The pain, the name of faith But I can't believe it It comes hard to lose

I'm on top of a chain Feel like I'm even dreaming I can't sleep without you Even dreaming about this night Without you sleeping You have you The night is nothing It's not right You don't know what you mean to me You can't picture what I see

On top of California light The tree is bigger than it's yoke Take me away You would appreciate Far away Far away Take me away I'm a baby I'm a baby Thank you. You are no Sunday me Where we cannot rest in Rome Could it be that eternal

You don't know what you need to be Do you get it? Show what I see The beach by day The beach by night The ocean by night The ocean by night You don't know

What do you mean? Do you know? Bye. James Benjamin James Benjamin That was awesome I like that There's some tracks of vocals on the tape There's some tracks without vocals

There's some instrumentals I on the tape. There's some tracks without vocals. There's some instrumentals. I could picture Tiny Tim playing that. Tiny Tim. Instrumentals. No, that doesn't really work, right? Instrumentals? Yeah. What are you talking about? Like for a band name, Instrumentals. No, that's awful. So if you say it fast, it's

Instrumentals. Nah, that's not good at all. No, it's Instrumentals. There's no wrong answers in brainstorming. That one is. Yeah. We just throw some stuff against the wall. Something sticks.

Yeah. Why don't we just spitball in here? Just gotta spitball. That's how things happen. That's how Google was made. That's how the Kennedy assassination happened.

Well, I don't like to talk about that because he was America's greatest president. All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm gonna play a war. A war? Hmm. All right, Dave, what do you got? I'm going to play a war.

A war? Hmm. I like that cover, too. Rob Mazzurri. Never mind. I don't like it. I think he's going to play Monopoly. I don't like the numbering on the bottom.

Let me see. Rob Mazzurri, Bordas of the Fawn. I like everything else. On Astral Spirits. Oh, you don't like how Astral Spirits numbers the front of the J cards? It always looks like it's about to come off. Because, you know, their number... It's on top of printing. It's on top of, like,

what I'm assuming is, like... You could wipe it off. Not like it's going to fall off the cover. It's not dimensional. Like, it's going to, like, get off. Because, you know, I'm assuming that was done on, like, a digital copy machine. I'm not in the industry. I, you know, I'm assuming that was done on a digital copy machine.

I'm not in the industry. I don't know how it all works. It's like a toner they're writing on top of. And I feel like it's just too slick for ink. Too slick. Well, that might be pencil. Ken Burns is making a documentary about it. You know what? You're right. It is too slick. That's why it doesn't really write that good.

Yeah, right? I feel like there needs to be, all right, free advice. I like the note on the back that says digital download card inside. Oh, that's nice. To let you know you're not like, what is this? You don't want to be surprised by it. You don't want to open it up and be like, what the fuck is that? Like a cockroach came out of it. You're like, all right, Jimmy, listen, there's going to be a digital download card inside.

Well, you don't want to confuse the hoopoe heads, Mike. You see on the back where it says show me that case again, Dave. On the back flap. Jesus Christ, Mike. You almost flipped his laptop. On the back flap where it says digital download card inside, they

white it out. There's a white background. That's how the numbering should be. It should have a white background like that, so it's just the paper. That's a white background. That's how the numbering should be. It should have a white background like that so it's just the paper. That's a good call. Thanks. It may be a different pen. Who knows? I'm not in the pen game. You're not a pen man. I just saw, speaking of Astral Spirits, I was on their SoundCloud and there's another project that released a tape on this label called Taco Bells.

Oh, that wasn't your idea? No. Oh, when you texted me that, I got really excited. Taco Bells. How do you think they say it? Is it Taco Bells or is it Taco Bells? Taco Bells. Taco Bells?

Taco Bells. You used that a little bit different than we did. Joe put the emphasis on taco. Taco Bells. Yeah, I'm put the emphasis on taco Taco bells Taco bells Taco bells Taco bells I like taco bells Remember the dog

The chihuahua He was big man He was big time Dave still likes him He would always say so brave Yeah exactly Dave still likes it he would always say somebody eat fresh yeah exactly it's amazing how much you can get Joe going

you really it's like he's got like a little string on the back of him and every time you talk you just pull it somebody eat fresh that was good

you really liked it huh I'm not gonna take it away the dog's so little that when he sticks like that, it's hilarious. So we see like standing next to like a... You'd think it would be a squeaky voice. You know in the movies they do with the big guy? He's real big and muscular and then we talk and he's like, hey guys.

It's the same type of humor. Or they say like, Tiny's going to be here. Quit harassing me. And Tiny comes in and it's that guy? Yeah. You guys are always harassing me. You're nowhere in and it's that guy? Yeah. Yeah, okay. You guys are always rising me. You're nowhere even close to the voice, Dave. I like that it keeps getting further away from me.

Yeah, I don't. So is the dog next to like a 12-inch sub? So it's like emphasize how small the dog is and how big the sub is? Yeah. You know what's really freaking me out right now, by the way? That... There's just a bottle of soda over there that just says Patricia on it.

What the fuck is that, man? Dave, is that yours? Why does it say Patricia on it? That's some cheap Coke. It's like... It's a Japanese Coke that's just called Patricia. The Coke campaign where they put the names on it? Oh, yeah, I did hear about that. That's like me not that's just called Patricia. The Coke campaign where they put the names on it? Oh, yeah, I did hear about that.

That's like me not knowing about the YouTube thing. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yours is way worse. It is way worse, Joe. I'm going to have to side with Mike on this one. Thanks. You're welcome. Move that tape off your laptop. It's making the interference.

It's looking for Wi-Fi. Because of Cassette Store Day, they made it so tapes can look for Wi-Fi. What is that? I don't know. It's something else. I don't know what's going on. Can I put my phone back here?

Well, there's solar flares. It's raining. Obana. Obana is doing a bunch of stuff. Obana is always doing stuff. Probably taking wood somewhere. They're stealing our wood. All wood Alright what are you playing Dave? So I'm gonna play

I already said but To repeat I'm gonna play this Rob Mazurek tape Vortice of the Fawn On Astral Spirits All these tracks have Tiger in the title

Tiger Fawn and Sparkborn Tiger's Comic Tale Tundra Blinds, tiger, et cetera, et cetera. Doesn't have a tiger in it. I like that. Uh,

I like that. The, uh, little fold out insert here has like, uh, like jazz LP notes on it. I've never made it through. I've never made it through a single back of a jazz record.

No, me neither. There's so much on there. What are you doing? It's just so fucking flowery. It's like a newsletter. Yeah. Yeah, I could never get through it. Yeah, I don't need all that.

I guess it was important at one time. Well, at one point, Dave, that was the only way time. There's a lot of info on that one. That was the only way. Sometimes that was the only way to get information across. The back of jazz LPs. That's how we found out World War II broke out. Back of a jazz LP. A lot of important events.

You know when you see the moon landing and it shows the picture of the moon landing? That's actually the back of a Miles Davis LP. Bitches brew. Yeah, that's on the back. That's how we found actually... That's actually the back of a Miles Davis LP. Bitches brew. Yeah, that's on the back. That's how we found out. That's how we let the Russians know. You got to stick it to them.

See, this guy is in the Chicago Underground Duo. What's the Chicago Underground Duo? Jazz LPs, Dave, were... He's like a jazz guy. Jazz LPs were originally newspapers, and the jazz LP inside of it was just a bonus, like the bubble gum and baseball cards. On Thrill Jockey. Oh, okay.

What the fuck is that interference? He plays a horned instrument. A horned instrument. Do that sign again? Is that the international sign language for a horned instrument? That looks more like a flute. What are you doing? You're stretching your mustache and then braiding it?

Yeah, I'm playing the horns. What is that clicking sound? Everybody be quiet like a flute. What are you doing? You're stretching your mustache and then braiding it? Yeah, I'm playing the horns. What is that clicking sound? Everybody be quiet for a minute. Here's my phone. All right, I don't think it's recording, that noise. I think it's just we're hearing it. They put a lot of records out on Thrillz. Can you add a noise in post?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll add something. Oh, I'll add something. Can you add like a donkey? Who plays the cornet? Is that right? The Cornette? I went to Cornette University. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I'm a Phoenix University guy. They kicked me out because I was rushing through everything. So now I'm Finnish. Uh-huh. All right, well, let's get into this. He's done stuff with like Jim O'Rourke and Sam Prekop, Tortoise. God, Joe, why don't you fucking make out with the guy?

All right? Enough. Enough with your obsession. you fucking make out with the guy? All right? Enough. Enough with your obsession. We're trying to talk about who we're playing. Enough with this obsession with this guy. Okay. Interesting. I did not know that.

Thanks for telling me. Fine. Everything I do is wrong. Everything you do is so right, Joe. Here's the download code. Okay, I still have no tape. I just have the cover and the download code. Who cares?

Here we go. so so so so so I'm sorry. so so I'm sorry. so so so so so so so so so

so so so so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Rob Mizzurich. That was tight, man. That label always hits it out of the park. Out of the park. That's where I need my baseball bat and cheering sound clip. Well, put it in there, dummy.

My turn. Sounded just like it. You did an excellent job. All right, which one of these tapes do I want to play? The blue one. We've got a tape here from the Portland Bike Ensemble, which maybe they play bikes. I don't really know.

It's like a super group out of Portland. It's a whole mess of people. A bunch, huh? It's a whole mess of people. Let's open this up. It comes in a, you know, I'm not in love with the packaging here. Just one of those soft case cases with something like glued. I like the pattern on the front, though.

Yeah, it's cool artwork. Like Like paper glued to the outside of the box But you know it's nice Whatever Not gonna fight about it Portland Bike Ensemble Skiff's Picks Volume 2 I'd love to know who Skiff is But these are his Volume 2 of Picks

Recorded Skiff's Picks volume two what is the griffle dead shit called dick's picks right no that's like a that's a bad site that you're not supposed to go to no no yeah stop going to that joe this is recorded in uh 2012 through 2015 with uh patrick marr or mayor i don't want to say. The DJ Yo-Yo dieting dude. How do you spell it? M-A-H-E-R. Mayer.

Mayer? Like John Mayer? Like John Mayer. Shane McDonald, Geneva Snyder, Charles Boardman. It's like Bill Maher. Miranda Bish, Cody Brandt. I like when Bill Maher says something and then he goes. And he makes a face. I hate that man.

Maria Rivera. You don't like Bill Maher? And Derek Moneypenny He's a little much He's a little too much I believe the label is He's always smoking joints He's good like this much

And he's bad like this much I believe the label is All I hear in my headphones Are you guys eating that popcorn Let me get some of it It's good It's black pepper on there is all I hear in my headphones are you guys eating that popcorn. Let me get some of it. It's good. It's black pepper on there.

As opposed to... White pepper? Anything. Garlic powder. Oregano. Well, you put a... A brick. No, of the peppers. A child.

A neighborhood child. You like the peppers? That's black pepper. Pro Silver Black Rye, I believe, is the.... A child, a neighborhood child. You like the peppers? That's black pepper. Pro Silver Black Rye, I believe, is the label. You would just say pepper. That's black pepper right there. Where does black pepper come from? This is a C90.

Where do black peppercorns come from? This is a C90. So there's a skiff's got a lot of picks. Does anybody know? So let's get into something. Does it actually come from like a pepper? Like the seeds of a pepper plant? Yeah.

I don't know. Where does peppercorn come from? The seeds of a pepper plant. Sing that to the tune of Tears of a Clown. All right, let's get into Portland Bike Ensemble. A self-titled Portland Bike Ensemble. Eat that booty like groceries, C90. Another one, huh?

Another one. They didn't know that Jeremy Bible and Mouse Cop already... I just noticed there's one more self-titled tape, I think, that's sitting around here. We might play it tonight. It's a flowering vine. Is it really? Yeah. What is?

Black pepper. That's crazy. Not even a pepper. Everything you know is a lie Oh, Banna It's like some Matrix bullshit Alright, Portland by consignment so I'm sorry. No! oh I'm sorry. I don't know how. oh I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm going to do it. um so so so so so

so Don't make that. I don't want that to be my name. The Portland Bike. You don't want that to be? You want to be a Bori Dori? Yeah, I'd rather be a Bori Dori than an Ass Joe. Ass Joe. That's a Dori than Ass Joe. Ass Joe. That's a good name, Ass Joe.

See, that's what I don't want to catch on. What's Ass Joe doing? What's Ass Joe? Hey, Ass Joe. It's not even like Big Ass Joe. It's just Ass Joe. It's just Ass Joe. But you got to say it with kind of like a Mid-Atlantic, like, hey, Ass Joe.

I'm going to start calling you that. Portland Bike Ensemble. Oh, that wasn't a, that's not a self-title tape. It's GIFs Fix Volume 2. So it's not, okay, whoops. Oops. Retraction, retraction, retraction. Pro Silver Black Ride number two.

Man, I said two twice in that. Two, two, two. Too soon. There we go. Cut off early. What do you got? You get the point, Joe. I got this Minka Birds on Patient Sounds.

Minka Birds. Minka Birds. Minka Birds. Mitchell Keller Birds. Minka Birds. Mitchell Keller. Coming at you. The Rock from Snowblock. Mike Ellis sick from Smopuck. Got the bad juice from the toilet water.

Sitting in there, Diamond Dave coming at you. Got the bald spot music coming in from Minx Man. Going to eat your ass like a grocery. I can feel it. I'm like a Thursday night guy. I feel like when he says he's going to eat that booty like groceries, he means he's going to

stand in the line for like two weeks. Oh, because he's from like a... Or even longer He's going to eat that booty No, that's how long he's going to wait to do it He's going to eat it really quick He's not eating while you're doing it Ration card punched

It's all part of it Minkabirds is Matthew Sage Who does this label M Sage he records under Mitchell Keller. Just really quick, I gave Mitchell Keller the Bing treatment. I didn't find anything.

Yeah, I don't know. Hiding from the NSA. That's good, man. Don't let a bandit get you. Never one will get you. No. C40. A couple wavy lines on the cover.

Several. Is that a bird? I would say several. Edition of wavy lines on the cover. Several. I would say several. Edition of 25. Small edition, man. Are there any of these left? That'd be a good label name. Small edition tapes. Small edition tapes.

That's pretty good. I don't know. Yeah, you can still get this. And only 25, huh? That's surprising. And they got a video on YouTubes a video on YouTubes what when Charlie bites the finger

is it a shreds video is it a mink and bird shreds is that what you mean did you guys see that video the banana dancing yeah and he does peanut blubber you gave it a shot, Dave.

You messed up. Peanut blubber. Let's get into this Minka Bird state. You know what? I think Dave started this bit because he actually says stuff wrong all the time. And instead of like, he constantly has made fun of it his whole life. So he's like, I'll do this. So he's like, you know what?

I'm going to turn this into a bit. And people are going to laugh, but they're laughing with me now. Yeah, instead of at me. Because he really just now fumbled and said peanut butter. He still cries himself to sleep. And we should be like, oh, you said it stupid. But they're like, ah, Dave, he did another one where he said the word, but it's a little bit wrong.

Oh, Dave. We figured it out. Dave, it's so cool you never had a stroke. You guys are always fraying as me. It's so cool you never had a stroke. You guys are always fraying as me. It's so cool you never had a stroke, Dave. Patient sounds number 60. Let's get into this Minka Bird's tape. Eat the booty like groceries on patient sounds. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The End Thank you. Thank you. The End Thank you. That was good.

I love grudge music. I love grudge music. You said that right, Dave. Good job. Who are some of your favorite grudge bands? I like Stone Temper Pirates. I like Candlebots. your favorite grudge bands uh i like uh stone temper pirates i like candle bots like ford not blondes ford not blondes is good i like the one song they go uh smells like team squirt yeah that's good oh yeah yeah yeah narvana they're a good band yeah Ring Hop Chili Pampers.

Slavic Youth. Slavic Youth. That's your guy. I'm The Rock from Slovak, and you're the Slavic Youth. Slavic Youth coming at you with the little kid fuck music. Wait, I... I 101 FM. I don't want to say little kid fuck music. Slavic youth coming at you with the little kid fuck music. Wait, I... Y101FM. I don't want to say little kid fuck music. Slavic youth.

You don't want to say little kid fuck music? No. I wasn't really thinking that one through. It's getting late. That's weird. Yeah, that was really weird. I'm going to take that one back. I'm your competitor.

I'm not your fill-in. Oh, we're on two different stages. Y101FM. Slavic youth coming at you. What are you playing? Give me a taste of what you're playing What am I playing now? No, no, on the show

Get back into character Oh, we play small time Bop music Small time what? Bop music Bop? Bop, like big bop Big bop

Okay We play all the hits Skinny bop We play I'm skinny bop by Poison We play all the hits. We play Skinny Bob by Poison. We play Ba Ba Ba Ram by Biz Boys. We play Mbop by the Hanson Brothers.

Or Hanson. It's called Hanson. Mbop. Back to Dave. What tape you got? Oh, she stays the guy He's going to play Fuck the goddamn intern

Yeah Dave you need to like You keep your tapes up there Holo fonts You need to find your center Grab the little doll shoes And put them on your fingers For a little bit I don't

Are those his shoes? Here it is up here. I only have one tape left. Oh, yeah. Mike got me jellies. Did you see these? Did you see the jellies? Put them on.

They don't come apart, though. They're stuck together. You got to waddle like a penguin. I like them, though. Oh, yeah. They're nice. Too sexy. Oh, yeah. Very sexy.

Too hot for TV. That's why we're like... I like how it gets real red around the edges. Because they're a tight fit. You talking about your peach wing, Dave? I like it too. I bet Ken likes it. Maybe I'll put him on him.

I don't think that's Ken. That's not Ken. That's Ted. I think that might be a Pete. I think that's an original G.I. Joe. Yeah. He doesn't look tough, Pete. I think that's an original G.I. Joe. Yeah. He doesn't look tough, though. Well, in the old days.

Yeah, yeah. Anyone could be in the army. Look at him. A lot of dead air while we try to stand this guy up. What's up with his wing wanger? It's just a little hump. What's yours look like? He's at a show.

He's at a noise show right now. This is what he does. Look at him go. Yeah, he's at a show he's at a noise show right now this is what he does look at him go gross yeah he's pretty gross all right did you confiscate him and that's why he's in here no you can't have him that's mine what tape you got dave holophons on sacred phases i like this project primitive masonry I do too We have played it More than once right We played the tape I believe That Finery put out like Oh really

Eight and a half months ago Or something like that That I think the guy from like Combat Wooden Veteran Did the cover art for Do you remember that at all I remember that Yep

Yeah Yeah I'm gonna say It was definitely Finery I forget what it was called though Something like Roman Nals, I think. I got it up there somewhere. Roman numerals. They're Roman because they're not Russian.

They might as well just roam around. Enough with that one. That one's not going anywhere, Dave. I think we've proven that character is not moving. It's still, you know, still hitting. I'm going to play a little bit off the A-side. the title track, Primitive Masonry.

Really tight artwork for this one. Scheme on Sacred Phrases, correct. Nice color scheme. I like a good color scheme. Joby's looking through it. Everybody's sitting by the speaker just waiting for Joby's looking through it Everybody's like sitting by the Everybody's sitting by the speaker Just waiting for Joby's verdict

It's an all time serial Like radio show What's he doing? Kids wearing Joby masks With their own tape Yeah We should have like a thing where God damn it

At the sound of the tone Flip the J card over You can like Oh we should do that We mail everyone If you want to listen to the episode We first mail you all the cassettes So you look through them at the same time

Or it could be like a tabs out home version Where you do tabs out You get like two of your buddies And you play the background tape of us. It comes with like fake microphones and it's like, hey everybody, I'm Joe. Look at me. Now pick apart the artwork. Yeah, exactly.

Alright, what are we going to do? Play this tape? Yeah, we're going to play it right now. Here we go. One, two, three, go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Thank you. All right. HoloFonts. HoloFonts. I love HoloFonts. Just the outline.

Bubble letters. All right, boys. I'm going to start a project called Bubble Letters. Primitive Mason. That's a pretty good name. Bubble Let project called Bubble Letters. Primitive Mason. Bubble Letters. Where's the cover to this? Bubble Wrap, but it's R.A.P. Where's the cover for that holophon tape?

Don't get them all out. We gave them all to you. I put it right here. It's up there somewhere. Oh, here it is. Right in front of me. Right in fucking front of him. Primitive Masonry. here it's up there somewhere oh here it is right in front of me right in fucking front of him primitive mason there mason masonry i don't know why i thought i could read something right now whoever thinks anything i got a stack of tapes going behind me that's bound to fall any second now am i right am i right or am i right am i right boys Am I right, boys?

How many movie references? Seven. There's only seven that you can make? I know them all. I know all seven. Somebody stop me. Show me the money. I love Jim Casey.

And the Manx. Everybody stop it. You guys like Herman Perfitt? Yeah, I like Herman Perfitt. You like Timotool Mad? He goes, ooh, ooh, more energy. Tim the Tool Mad Tail Herbs. The Hermanute. I don't know how to say this. energy. Dim the tool mad tail herbs. The hermeneut. I don't want to say this.

Hermeneut. The hermeneut. Why don't you put it in the pronunciation box? I did. And play it to the speakers. Hermeneutic was the closest word. Hermeneut. I think hermeneut. Hermeneut. Hermeneut. Hermeneut. What's his word? Hermanute. I think Hermanute. Hermanute. Hermanute.

That's a... Hermanute. Marmaduke. Marmaduke tape. Eat that booty like Scattered Works. Eat that booty like it's grocery money. Scattered Works is the name of the tape on Walk-In Records by Lancaster, Pennsylvania recording artist

Herman Newt. Lancaster, PA, huh? Yeah, man. Local boy. Yeah, somewhat local. Yeah. The Amish are up there. Yeah.

Scrapple Town. Scrapple Country. All the little Amish running around. Little Amish. What's that mean? Amish kids. That's what you call

little Amish kids. Amish. Amish. That's okay. That's good. That's pretty funny. Yeah. It's A- that mean? Amish kids. That's what you call little Amish kids. Omelettes. Omelettes. That's okay. That's good. That's pretty funny. It's A-M, like Amish. Speaking of the back of jazz LPs, there's a lot going on inside here.

There's a lot of us. Oh, Jesus Christ. Look at all this. What point size font is that? I'd say it's like a six. It's a font, man. Six? I think it's a 4.5.

It's small, right? Yeah, it's a 4.5. It's small, right? Yeah, it's very small. A lot of information. I'm assuming this is... Yeah. No, Mike, after a second gander, I'm going to say I'm with you. 4.5? Yeah, somewhere in there.

I'm assuming this is like the debut tape because there's a lot of information in there about like... Ugh, a lot of stuff. there about like ugh a lot of stuff about World War II a lot of Ken Burns information in there but it's a tight fucking tape it's a really awesome tape are they going to do a Ken Burns documentary

about Ken Burns it's like a nine part they're all nine parts so far every time we mention Ken Burns that's the first number that comes to my head most of the times when I'm trying to think of a random number it is the biggest one Joe you're spending a lot of time just staring at that J card

he's trying to read it I'm reading it why are you reading it now isn't that what we do we look at the stuff that should be the podcast we just all sit around we don't all need to be talking.

We all read the J cards in silence to ourselves. He strongly advises listening to headphones. Oh yeah? Well, maybe we'll do that. Maybe I'll listen to it on headphones. Maybe I won't.

Herman knew it from Scattered Works. It's the Herman knew it. The Herman knew it.. Herman knew it. From Scattered Works. It's the Herman knew it. The Herman knew it. We're not saying it right. The Herman knew it. The Herman knew it. He knew it was Russian. He said, you're finished.

And we're all gotten away with it, too. Look, this one's reversible, too. That's not reversible. Just because you can fold it the other way. This whole time. Just like, I don't understand why they make a big deal. You can reverse them all. I wish he was serious.

I've never heard of Shred's videos. You can take this piece of paper. They all do it. Look at that J card. Yeah, that one's reversible too, technically. Yeah, I guess you're right. All J cards are reversible. It goes home. Tells his wife, talking about the damn reversible J cards again makes a big deal.

Wake up. This is my last one. I'm done. After this one, I'm done. When you reverse this one, it's upside down. They fucked up. No, just go like this. Look.

There you go. Flip it. They're all flippable. How'd it go upside down? That's like that crazy dollar bill trick where you fold it up and you open it up. It's like an alien. And you had the alien and the Twin Towers and there's a swastika riding into it.

I like that you showed me the peace sign. No, that was the Twin Towers. Oh, I thought you said there was an alien and there was a peace alien. No. The Bob Marley peace alien? Yeah, riding a skateboard with a Jamaican hat on. Snowboard, Joe.

Obviously a snowboard. Not in my world. Or a surfboard. In Jamaica? Or a surfboard. Scattered works. The hermeneut. All right, this has been ridiculous.

Really? Yeah. Time to play. so so so Leave me. Leave me alone. Thank you. so uh so uh so so so so uh so uh so

uh so so um so uh We're back. Are we back right now? Yeah. Have we been back the whole time? The whole time. Have we really been? No, no.

Okay. Well, I want to know, is someone who listens to the podcast Naroko Mori, hosted by Ted Butler, if they like him a lot, are they butt heads? That's my question. And what are people who like us called? Got nothing?

No, I had nothing. Hoople heads. Hoople heads. Enough with the fucking hoople head stuff babe he's really trying to make that a thing where he says and we all laugh i love hoople heads i love goofing on hoople heads i told you it's fucked up once i found out what they were what are they they're just they're knuckleheads they're knuckleheads dave you can't say knuckleheads no you can't goof on them you can say it like mike was being a real knucklehead, Dave. You can't say knuckleheads? No, you can't goof on them. You can say it. Mike was being a real knucklehead today, but I can't talk about him being a knucklehead. I can't make fun of it.

All right, that's enough. With the hoopleheds? Well, that's enough with the hoopleheds, fellas. All right, I'm going to play this tape. I love goofing on hoopleheds. Sketch for winter. What? Four. That's four, right?

Yeah, that's four. Moon diagrams. Care package. That's four, right? Yeah, that's four. Moon diagrams. Care package. Geographic North, number 27. This is another one that we started off tonight with that Country Florist tape, which came to us in a batch of three with not identical...

Are you having a stroke over there? Not identical artwork, but you know. The same theme. Three takes on a similar theme. And this moon diagram take. No. Good thing you like to keep the show, the pacing going, because you have a lot of important stuff to say.

This is the guy that comes on after the rock from Slovak guy. Hey, how you doing? Going in on two vlogs in the morning. Do you know that group Belong? Have you ever heard that? It's raised. They put up the LP. This label put up the LP version.

October language, do you remember that one? No. No? It's pretty good. Raised traveling. Two vlogs. They put up the LP Race Traveling This label put up the LP version October Language Do you remember that one? No No It's pretty good Race Traveling Two o'clock They put out a Soft Circle record too Oh yeah?

Yeah 43 Degrees That's what I heard The guy from Black Dice Um Wendy and Carl We're gonna play some Some music here for you

Landing This Moondyke Anyway It came also in A batch of three With the same artwork landing this moon anyway it came also in a batch of three with the same artwork the winter series right no it's forum sketch for winter well we only got three we only got three

where it's like these uh guns and roses off of one of their albums oh we played the pan you don't know which one. It's the most apathetic dude ever. He's like the janitor they needed to fill the slot. It's like, come on, we'll give you an extra day's pay. We played that Pan American tape.

Sketch for winter number two. Yes, we played. This guy, Moses Arculeta, I don't know if that's how you say that name, is also in Deer Hunter Oh okay Okay Okay We got a pile of records over here

We're just gonna Go through that Play a couple I don't know They just leave it here for me You should constantly Give the temperature At the end of every sentence

You should give the temperature 43 degrees in this building right now 43 give the temperature. At the end of every sentence, you should give the temperature. 43 degrees in this building right now. 43? Yeah. No, he... Really cold. Well, he does it from, like, the meat locker. I think that it should be, like, you know,

just really, like, dull, kind of, like, mundane, stuff like that. And he gives the temperature at the end but the temperature is slowly getting hotter and like the sub story is why is it getting so hot something's happening to make it really hot outside sound like it hot that's true uh this is geographic i think this tape was taking us out for the night too right from a

listener someone midway light just flickered is this character afraid of the dark well that's Dave he's horrified

of the dark needs a mile to hold me all the characters are a piece of Dave's psyche geographic north number 27 Yes this tape Looks like what do we got Room out to the beginning

Dear Ron Scratch this Dear Ron This is a new show Blah blah blah Whatever Right thanks Gotta get the temperature

43 degrees in the building I like how I like how you get the temperature I like how you get the temperature for it for it in the building if anyone wants to know what the conditions I like how you give the temperature for 8 and 7. For in the building. If anyone wants to know what the conditions are like in your building. All right.

Man, how long have we been talking about this? A little while. Addition of 300. A little while. This is an addition of 300. 300? That's a lot, right? That is a lot. Ooh. You start. 300? That's a lot, right? That is a lot.

Ooh. Yeah, you hear that, Tim? You start playing it? That's good. Yeah, this is going to take us out. Tabs out episode number 67. Thanks to that hoopoe head, Dory Bory. Bory Dory for doing the intro tonight. Thanks to Shreds Videos, whoever makes Shreds Videos.

I think a whole bunch of people different. For all the Chrome Dome. You can make one. All the subscribers, the donators to Tabs Out, the Chrome Dome folk, your German Army tapes have shipped. If you don't have them already, you should have them very soon. You boys got yours tonight.

Got it. Got them. Got it. Moon Diagrams. Sketch for Winter 4. Got them. Got it. Moon Diagrams, Sketch for Winter 4. All right. Ron Shrapnel saying goodnight. Care Package on Geographic North. Because I'm a a fireball. We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.